1 00:00:02,306 --> 00:00:04,612 ♪ Watch it♪ 2 00:00:04,656 --> 00:00:08,138 That's three straight losing seasons, man, it sucks. 3 00:00:08,181 --> 00:00:10,618 Hey, you're a bona fide loser, how do you deal with it? 4 00:00:10,662 --> 00:00:12,707 Ah, well, I'd start by not calling 5 00:00:12,751 --> 00:00:14,666 the only friend I have left a loser. 6 00:00:14,709 --> 00:00:16,711 - Nah, it won't work. - [chuckling] 7 00:00:16,755 --> 00:00:18,626 Seriously, J., you gave that team 8 00:00:18,670 --> 00:00:20,541 everything you have, brother-- just quit. 9 00:00:20,585 --> 00:00:22,413 - Hey. - Yes, take your wife 10 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:25,894 on a long, cheap-ass vacation around the world, brah. 11 00:00:25,938 --> 00:00:27,766 Kelly's stuck in Boca for a while, 12 00:00:27,809 --> 00:00:29,289 - her mom's not doing too well. - Look at the money 13 00:00:29,333 --> 00:00:31,552 - you just saved. - There is no "quit" in Pitts, 14 00:00:31,596 --> 00:00:32,945 Malik, you know this. 15 00:00:32,988 --> 00:00:34,599 I don't even like saying the Q word. 16 00:00:34,642 --> 00:00:36,470 I just need this damn contract extension 17 00:00:36,514 --> 00:00:38,081 to come through, 'cause I could use a win. 18 00:00:38,124 --> 00:00:40,126 Oh, hell, I second that emotion, brother. 19 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:42,650 Shit ain't all flowers for me, either. 20 00:00:42,694 --> 00:00:45,175 I'm feeling pressure like never before. 21 00:00:45,218 --> 00:00:47,481 And it's showing up in weird ways. 22 00:00:47,525 --> 00:00:50,441 - Yeah, like how? - Yeah, like how, Malik? 23 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:52,834 [background music] 24 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:56,969 - Malik? - Uh, for one, 25 00:00:57,012 --> 00:00:59,189 Mom's and me fighting like cats and dogs. 26 00:00:59,232 --> 00:01:01,278 She does have the face of a pit bull, so I get it. 27 00:01:01,321 --> 00:01:02,844 She just doesn't listen to me, 28 00:01:02,888 --> 00:01:04,542 and she only does what I ask her to 29 00:01:04,585 --> 00:01:06,283 if it makes her bank account bigger. 30 00:01:06,326 --> 00:01:08,328 You need a mom and not an agent. 31 00:01:08,372 --> 00:01:10,200 You should... 32 00:01:10,243 --> 00:01:11,810 you should fire her, man. 33 00:01:11,853 --> 00:01:14,378 EMCEE: Right now, put your hands together 34 00:01:14,421 --> 00:01:16,945 for J.J. Jingles. 35 00:01:16,989 --> 00:01:19,034 Uh, God, look, trade places with me. Come on. 36 00:01:19,078 --> 00:01:21,124 - Wait-- why? - I see this dude 37 00:01:21,167 --> 00:01:22,951 every day at home, and I don't wanna see him right here. 38 00:01:22,995 --> 00:01:26,129 - Sit. - [music and cheering] 39 00:01:30,698 --> 00:01:34,224 - Mr. Pitts? - Mr. Jiggles? 40 00:01:37,575 --> 00:01:39,707 Oh, you didn't know. 41 00:01:39,751 --> 00:01:43,537 [laughing]: Your daughter's dating a stripper. 42 00:01:43,581 --> 00:01:46,149 [music] 43 00:01:54,679 --> 00:01:56,159 Simone! Hey, girl, hey. 44 00:01:56,202 --> 00:01:58,639 Listen, I just came by to record 45 00:01:58,683 --> 00:02:01,033 your apology for posterity. 46 00:02:01,076 --> 00:02:03,209 And... go. 47 00:02:03,253 --> 00:02:06,647 Unlike your client, Keith Kincaid, 48 00:02:06,691 --> 00:02:08,171 there will be no apology. 49 00:02:08,214 --> 00:02:09,868 I figured you would say that, 50 00:02:09,911 --> 00:02:12,958 so I bought a little keepsake. 51 00:02:13,001 --> 00:02:14,438 Omar! 52 00:02:14,481 --> 00:02:17,963 Ah. Miss Simone Garner, you have officially been served. 53 00:02:18,006 --> 00:02:21,184 So, you can either apologize now, 54 00:02:21,227 --> 00:02:23,229 or you can wait until I squeeze every dime 55 00:02:23,273 --> 00:02:25,840 out of Oakmont and your smug, skinny ass. 56 00:02:25,884 --> 00:02:27,668 Well, thank you for noticing. 57 00:02:27,712 --> 00:02:29,714 It's Pilates. It's the gift of God. 58 00:02:29,757 --> 00:02:31,585 You know, Tasha, 59 00:02:31,629 --> 00:02:33,500 maybe I was too hasty. 60 00:02:33,544 --> 00:02:36,242 Perhaps I do owe you an apology. 61 00:02:36,286 --> 00:02:38,244 I am sorry 62 00:02:38,288 --> 00:02:41,726 that your beautifully talented daughter 63 00:02:41,769 --> 00:02:44,772 has a mother who cares more about her jet 64 00:02:44,816 --> 00:02:47,340 than about her little girl's success. 65 00:02:47,384 --> 00:02:50,561 I am so gonna enjoy bringing your ass down. 66 00:02:50,604 --> 00:02:52,302 Well, please enjoy it from afar, 67 00:02:52,345 --> 00:02:55,000 because as of today, neither you nor your daughter 68 00:02:55,043 --> 00:02:56,871 are welcome at Oakmont. 69 00:02:56,915 --> 00:02:58,482 Now, if there's nothing further... 70 00:02:58,525 --> 00:03:00,788 Oh, oh, there is further, 71 00:03:00,832 --> 00:03:03,878 because, you see, this office, that plant, 72 00:03:03,922 --> 00:03:05,750 and your privileged white ass 73 00:03:05,793 --> 00:03:08,056 will be mine. You won't let Kai play, 74 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:10,102 I'm gonna buy this school, 75 00:03:10,145 --> 00:03:12,844 and I'm gonna let her play my damn self. 76 00:03:12,887 --> 00:03:14,585 They're behind me, aren't they? 77 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:16,151 They sure are. 78 00:03:16,195 --> 00:03:19,851 Don't worry. I know my way. 79 00:03:21,113 --> 00:03:23,158 - By the way... - What? 80 00:03:23,202 --> 00:03:26,292 That 1.9 million you raised for my school? 81 00:03:26,336 --> 00:03:29,077 That check cleared this morning. 82 00:03:30,514 --> 00:03:32,733 Pow, pow, pow. 83 00:03:34,431 --> 00:03:36,737 PLAYERS: Take 'em! 84 00:03:38,304 --> 00:03:41,002 - [grunts, distant shouts] - [whistle blowing] 85 00:03:41,046 --> 00:03:44,136 [overlapping shouts] 86 00:03:44,179 --> 00:03:46,181 Come on, break it up! Come on! 87 00:03:46,225 --> 00:03:47,922 A penalty like that could cost me a game 88 00:03:47,966 --> 00:03:49,533 that I can't afford to lose, do you understand me? 89 00:03:49,576 --> 00:03:51,622 Just do your job! 90 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:54,146 Hey, yo, you still hurt, G? 91 00:03:54,189 --> 00:03:55,930 Uh, enough. 92 00:03:55,974 --> 00:03:58,106 I do enjoy the view. 93 00:03:58,150 --> 00:04:00,239 ♪ I am the best at this♪ 94 00:04:00,283 --> 00:04:03,373 - Ready? - [shouting, grunts] 95 00:04:03,416 --> 00:04:05,810 ♪ I work harder than most to be ready for this♪ 96 00:04:05,853 --> 00:04:07,290 ♪ Never stop training♪ 97 00:04:07,333 --> 00:04:08,769 ♪ 'Cause I'm the best at this♪ 98 00:04:08,813 --> 00:04:10,293 ♪ Yeah, I'm the best at this♪ 99 00:04:10,336 --> 00:04:11,903 - [whistle blows] - We got a man down, man down. 100 00:04:11,946 --> 00:04:14,209 We need a doctor over here, now. 101 00:04:14,253 --> 00:04:16,255 ♪ Harder than most to be ready for this♪ 102 00:04:16,299 --> 00:04:19,345 ♪ Never stop training 'cause I'm the best at this.♪ 103 00:04:19,389 --> 00:04:20,738 - Hey. - Hey. 104 00:04:20,781 --> 00:04:22,217 Listen, I need you to pick up 105 00:04:22,261 --> 00:04:24,176 my dry cleaning, make an appointment with Porsha, 106 00:04:24,219 --> 00:04:26,178 - and hire a hitman. - I think I should maybe 107 00:04:26,221 --> 00:04:27,701 - use cash for that. - Mm. 108 00:04:27,745 --> 00:04:29,486 [laughing] So, wait, 109 00:04:29,529 --> 00:04:31,357 are you really gonna buy Oakmont just so you can fire Simone? 110 00:04:31,401 --> 00:04:33,925 Owning a sports academy will ensure that 111 00:04:33,968 --> 00:04:36,536 I have future clients, and it'll also ensure that 112 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:39,060 that bitch will choke on my name. 113 00:04:39,104 --> 00:04:40,540 [chuckling] And see, this way, 114 00:04:40,584 --> 00:04:42,368 I don't even have to worry about Kai knowing 115 00:04:42,412 --> 00:04:44,936 - that she was expelled. - Well, family first, right? 116 00:04:44,979 --> 00:04:46,981 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, speaking of that, 117 00:04:47,025 --> 00:04:48,853 I just found out that Daddy's being inducted 118 00:04:48,896 --> 00:04:50,724 - into the Hall of Fame. - Ooh. 119 00:04:50,768 --> 00:04:52,247 There goes the neighborhood. 120 00:04:52,291 --> 00:04:54,119 So they're surprising all the inductees, 121 00:04:54,162 --> 00:04:56,077 and since Dad is in Vegas, they're gonna do his here. 122 00:04:56,121 --> 00:04:58,123 He thinks he's doing a Groupon commercial. 123 00:04:58,166 --> 00:05:01,213 - Mom planned the whole thing. - Oh, so then that means 124 00:05:01,256 --> 00:05:04,085 that you need to make sure that the surprise goes smoothly. 125 00:05:04,129 --> 00:05:07,262 Yeah, for sure, I don't want... 126 00:05:07,306 --> 00:05:10,614 But, um, I don't know, I just feel like 127 00:05:10,657 --> 00:05:12,964 such a failure in his eyes. 128 00:05:13,007 --> 00:05:15,009 And if I mess this up, he will never forgive me. 129 00:05:15,053 --> 00:05:16,707 Now, I know your pops is a high-yellow, 130 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:19,274 bald-headed douchebag, but... 131 00:05:19,318 --> 00:05:21,189 he happened to raise a pretty cool daughter, 132 00:05:21,233 --> 00:05:24,671 and if he can't see that, then he is the fool, not you. 133 00:05:24,715 --> 00:05:26,804 - Thanks, Aunt Tasha. - Mm-hmm. 134 00:05:26,847 --> 00:05:28,719 [indistinct chatter] 135 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:30,634 Yo, Moose, how bad is it? 136 00:05:30,677 --> 00:05:33,027 Which part? The sprained knee 137 00:05:33,071 --> 00:05:34,812 or the fact I just got cut? 138 00:05:34,855 --> 00:05:38,293 Cut? See, this that bullshit. This is why we need to strike. 139 00:05:38,337 --> 00:05:39,730 You should lodge a complaint with the union. 140 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:40,992 The union's a joke. 141 00:05:41,035 --> 00:05:42,515 We need to look out for ourselves. 142 00:05:42,559 --> 00:05:44,648 Oh, yeah, like you're doing, Gary? By not playing? 143 00:05:44,691 --> 00:05:46,345 Hey, I'm negotiating, Malik. 144 00:05:46,389 --> 00:05:48,391 Don't count my cash, I won't count yours. 145 00:05:48,434 --> 00:05:50,305 Guys, a complaint comes from our player rep, 146 00:05:50,349 --> 00:05:51,872 and we haven't had one since Dante got cut. 147 00:05:51,916 --> 00:05:53,700 Rook's right. We need a new rep now. 148 00:05:53,744 --> 00:05:55,963 Especially with the vote on lifetime health care coming up? 149 00:05:56,007 --> 00:05:58,009 I nominate Malik. 150 00:05:58,052 --> 00:06:00,446 Well, as much as it pains me, Malik is the QB. 151 00:06:00,490 --> 00:06:02,274 And he does have the Colonel's ear. 152 00:06:02,317 --> 00:06:05,538 Focus, Lik. The prize, ownership. 153 00:06:05,582 --> 00:06:07,671 Shut the door on that shit. 154 00:06:07,714 --> 00:06:10,674 Much respect, fellas... 155 00:06:10,717 --> 00:06:12,240 but I'm-a have to pass. 156 00:06:12,284 --> 00:06:13,851 [thud] 157 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,421 Mr. Fields. 158 00:06:18,464 --> 00:06:20,248 I got something for ya. 159 00:06:20,292 --> 00:06:22,250 This can't be good if you're here in person. 160 00:06:22,294 --> 00:06:26,037 Stop talking. Start opening. 161 00:06:28,343 --> 00:06:31,564 - [chuckling] - This my first football check? 162 00:06:31,608 --> 00:06:33,697 - Mm-hmm. - [laughing] 163 00:06:33,740 --> 00:06:35,960 You only get it once, so I wanted to see your face 164 00:06:36,003 --> 00:06:38,005 when you opened it. 165 00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:40,573 Thank you, Miss Tasha. For everything. 166 00:06:40,617 --> 00:06:42,183 It's what I do. 167 00:06:42,227 --> 00:06:44,316 All right, now don't go crazy, 168 00:06:44,359 --> 00:06:45,883 but get you something nice. 169 00:06:45,926 --> 00:06:47,711 You know, maybe something with four wheels 170 00:06:47,754 --> 00:06:49,800 instead of two. 171 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:51,758 [both laughing] 172 00:06:51,802 --> 00:06:53,107 - Okay. - All right. 173 00:06:53,151 --> 00:06:54,718 - Enjoy. - Thank you. 174 00:06:54,761 --> 00:06:56,241 Thank you. 175 00:06:56,284 --> 00:06:59,549 [music] 176 00:06:59,592 --> 00:07:01,507 Thought we was headed home, we got a mani-pedi 177 00:07:01,551 --> 00:07:03,248 - in what, like, 20? - Dawg, I gotta hit 178 00:07:03,291 --> 00:07:05,163 - another bank, brah. - Another one? 179 00:07:05,206 --> 00:07:07,208 You done hit three already, why you stacking all this paper? 180 00:07:07,252 --> 00:07:09,036 Brah, you heard him-- a strike is coming, 181 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:11,212 and my paper is safer... with me. 182 00:07:11,256 --> 00:07:15,042 Hey! Malik "Turf Toe" Wright! [laughs] 183 00:07:15,086 --> 00:07:17,697 Geno "Jet Legs" Jenkins! 184 00:07:17,741 --> 00:07:19,960 What's going on? 185 00:07:20,004 --> 00:07:22,093 - Man, you look good. - You too, dawg. 186 00:07:22,136 --> 00:07:24,008 What's it been, like, what, ten years? 187 00:07:24,051 --> 00:07:25,923 - Something like it. - Yeah. 188 00:07:25,966 --> 00:07:27,402 Man, what you doing in Vegas? 189 00:07:27,446 --> 00:07:29,143 Oh, man, just traveling the country, 190 00:07:29,187 --> 00:07:30,928 doing a little dancing, spending a little time 191 00:07:30,971 --> 00:07:32,364 in every state, seeing God's creation. 192 00:07:32,407 --> 00:07:35,410 This dude, one of God's creations went way wrong. 193 00:07:35,454 --> 00:07:37,369 So, where you staying at, brother? 194 00:07:37,412 --> 00:07:39,197 Oh, man, I crashed at the mission yesterday. 195 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:40,807 Eh, but I'll probably catch the Y tonight, though. 196 00:07:40,851 --> 00:07:42,287 Look, why don't you come by the crib, bro? 197 00:07:42,330 --> 00:07:43,723 Like, let's grab a bite to eat, 198 00:07:43,767 --> 00:07:45,899 let's catch up on the old times. Come on, man. 199 00:07:45,943 --> 00:07:47,814 I can't impose on you like that. 200 00:07:47,858 --> 00:07:49,816 Look, man, it's golden hour. Hey. 201 00:07:49,860 --> 00:07:52,036 - Best tips of the day. - Nah, dawg, come on, man. 202 00:07:52,079 --> 00:07:53,690 Do me this honor, okay? 203 00:07:53,733 --> 00:07:56,127 I guess my dancing shoes can afford a little break. 204 00:07:56,170 --> 00:07:58,216 Man, let me get my stuff. All right? 205 00:07:59,652 --> 00:08:01,524 Malik, what in the name of stupid is you doing? 206 00:08:01,567 --> 00:08:04,091 He's my ex-teammate, dawg. Okay? I gotta make sure he good. 207 00:08:04,135 --> 00:08:06,529 Then give him some of that cash you carry around 208 00:08:06,572 --> 00:08:08,531 and cut him loose-- brah, swear to God, 209 00:08:08,574 --> 00:08:10,750 ain't no way this gonna end well. 210 00:08:10,794 --> 00:08:11,882 Hey! 211 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:13,927 Geno "Jet Legs" in Vegas, baby. 212 00:08:13,971 --> 00:08:15,842 - Let's do this, baby. - Shit, man! 213 00:08:15,886 --> 00:08:17,975 - And let the party begin! - Whoo! 214 00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:21,935 - Uh, hi. - Your dad's not here? 215 00:08:21,979 --> 00:08:23,328 No, he's not, but he's on his way. 216 00:08:23,371 --> 00:08:25,112 I will make this quick, then. 217 00:08:25,156 --> 00:08:27,114 So I got my first check today. 218 00:08:27,158 --> 00:08:28,638 - Mm-hm. - And... 219 00:08:28,681 --> 00:08:32,511 - I also got you these. - Oh, Jamison, thank you. 220 00:08:32,555 --> 00:08:35,122 Um... 221 00:08:35,166 --> 00:08:36,863 what are these for? 222 00:08:36,907 --> 00:08:38,865 Okay, so my favorite spot growing up was 223 00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:40,432 - the Starlight Rink. - Mm-hmm. 224 00:08:40,475 --> 00:08:42,739 Thought maybe you might wanna go skating with me. 225 00:08:42,782 --> 00:08:45,480 - Stop! - Oh! 226 00:08:45,524 --> 00:08:48,092 Oh, my God. What's with the wheels? 227 00:08:48,135 --> 00:08:50,485 Jamison just asked me out. 228 00:08:50,529 --> 00:08:51,878 Oh... 229 00:08:51,922 --> 00:08:53,401 Now we have an audience. 230 00:08:53,445 --> 00:08:55,012 Well, congrats, mate. You finally grew a pair. 231 00:08:55,055 --> 00:08:56,448 I love disco night, 232 00:08:56,491 --> 00:08:58,189 Gar, we need to go skating-- 233 00:08:58,232 --> 00:09:00,017 Oh, absolutely, why not? I'll try anything once. 234 00:09:00,060 --> 00:09:02,062 - You haven't answered. - Yes, I will go. 235 00:09:02,106 --> 00:09:03,673 - Yeah, it's a double-date. - Brittany? 236 00:09:03,716 --> 00:09:06,327 I guess, if everyone is going, then okay. 237 00:09:07,459 --> 00:09:10,027 I'm kidding, I would love to go skating with you, Jamison. 238 00:09:10,070 --> 00:09:11,811 Great. 239 00:09:11,855 --> 00:09:14,422 Whoo, ooh, Lord. 240 00:09:14,466 --> 00:09:16,990 Boy, this feel like Heaven. 241 00:09:21,821 --> 00:09:24,476 How you gonna just let this dude take my seat? 242 00:09:24,519 --> 00:09:26,217 Man, I ain't had a steak this good 243 00:09:26,260 --> 00:09:27,697 - since I was in the league. - Mm-hmm. 244 00:09:27,740 --> 00:09:29,916 I bought it with my African American Express. 245 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:32,266 Your black card. I get it. 246 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:34,573 Man, I look Shannon "Sharp." 247 00:09:34,617 --> 00:09:38,403 Nah, dawg, you look Malik "Right." 248 00:09:39,883 --> 00:09:42,276 Hell, man, you know I always wanted to walk the country 249 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:44,104 from sea to shining sea. 250 00:09:44,148 --> 00:09:46,237 Hell, I figured dancing would be more fun. 251 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:49,588 What sane human would think that? 252 00:09:49,632 --> 00:09:52,069 Ah, Geno, dawg, you know... 253 00:09:52,112 --> 00:09:54,158 you was always my ma's favorite player. 254 00:09:54,201 --> 00:09:56,116 Every time she saw you on the field, she said, 255 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:59,119 "That 'Jet Legs' sure is easy on the eyes." 256 00:09:59,163 --> 00:10:00,381 [laughing] 257 00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:01,861 Hey, your mama got good taste, boy. 258 00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:04,211 Real talk, though, I probably wouldn't be dancing 259 00:10:04,255 --> 00:10:05,822 for my dinner if Tasha Mack was my agent. 260 00:10:05,865 --> 00:10:08,476 But, hell, you'd have so many stab wounds in your back, 261 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,827 you'd probably bleed out by dessert. 262 00:10:10,870 --> 00:10:13,003 [laughing] 263 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:15,875 Seriously, bro, what happened? 264 00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,224 Why you quit balling? 265 00:10:17,268 --> 00:10:19,749 I mean, after I got traded 266 00:10:19,792 --> 00:10:22,360 and busted my knee all up, 267 00:10:22,403 --> 00:10:24,188 insurance ran out, 268 00:10:24,231 --> 00:10:28,018 bills piled up, wifey left, took the kids, 269 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:29,933 I decided to jet. 270 00:10:29,976 --> 00:10:33,110 - Took the show on the road. - Here you go, man. 271 00:10:33,153 --> 00:10:35,416 Dude, you wanna help this man? 272 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:37,897 Call his family, now. 273 00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:40,204 Ooh, man, what you think? 274 00:10:40,247 --> 00:10:43,424 Ooh, boy, crispy. I love it, dawg. 275 00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:45,339 Not you, Turf Toe, I'm talking to Prince. 276 00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:47,298 - Who? - His royal badness? 277 00:10:47,341 --> 00:10:48,734 - The purple one. - Hmm. 278 00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:50,693 Yeah, man, we met down in Reno. 279 00:10:50,736 --> 00:10:52,564 He taught me how to dance and earn a living. 280 00:10:52,607 --> 00:10:54,740 Hey, Prince. This here is 281 00:10:54,784 --> 00:10:56,786 Malik L. DeBarge Wright. 282 00:10:56,829 --> 00:10:59,353 [laughing] 283 00:10:59,397 --> 00:11:01,529 - What's so funny? - Prince laughing at you 284 00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:03,401 'cause you named after them DeBarges. 285 00:11:03,444 --> 00:11:06,099 Well, he changed his name to a symbol, so he can't talk. 286 00:11:06,143 --> 00:11:07,753 [laughing] 287 00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:10,147 Geno, you really think you see Prince? 288 00:11:10,190 --> 00:11:12,149 Absolutely. 289 00:11:12,192 --> 00:11:15,195 Well, he's standing right here. 290 00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:17,763 Can't you see him? 291 00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:19,678 Yeah. 292 00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:22,550 - Yeah, I see him. - Dude, come on. 293 00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:26,380 Hey, Geno, now that we got you all freshened up, brah, 294 00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:28,208 let me help you get back on your feet. 295 00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:30,167 How about a job with the Fury? 296 00:11:30,210 --> 00:11:31,777 - You'd really do that for me? - Mm-hmm. 297 00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:34,040 Brothers gotta look out for each other, right? 298 00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:36,608 [laughs] Right. 299 00:11:36,651 --> 00:11:38,741 Well, I'm gonna go take me another one of them 300 00:11:38,784 --> 00:11:40,438 hot showers, brah. 301 00:11:40,481 --> 00:11:42,745 A'ight, get it, dawg, get it. 302 00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:47,793 Hey, Malik. 303 00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:52,450 Thanks, man. I really needed this. 304 00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:55,148 Turf Toe. 305 00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:57,150 Yo. 306 00:11:57,194 --> 00:11:59,239 Bro, he needs serious help. 307 00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:01,764 He ain't like you, he's stone cold crazy. 308 00:12:01,807 --> 00:12:04,679 Don't you ever use that word again. 309 00:12:04,723 --> 00:12:07,160 Not on me, and not on anybody, do you hear me? 310 00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:10,163 Or what? You gonna kill me? 311 00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:15,168 Cut this cat loose. 312 00:12:15,212 --> 00:12:17,518 Before it all go bad. 313 00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:21,087 How? I ain't giving up on Geno. He ain't give up on me. 314 00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:23,394 I got this. 315 00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:28,486 All right, so... 316 00:12:28,529 --> 00:12:30,140 - you and Mom. - Mm-hmm? 317 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:34,187 - On speaking terms again? - Oh, yeah, we're good. 318 00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:36,494 I think the move to Vegas helped us. 319 00:12:36,537 --> 00:12:38,061 It definitely helped your cooking. 320 00:12:38,104 --> 00:12:39,497 This is actually good. 321 00:12:39,540 --> 00:12:40,933 I didn't know you could burn like that. 322 00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:42,892 Yeah, well, there's probably a lot of things 323 00:12:42,935 --> 00:12:44,850 - you don't know about me, Dad. - Like what the hell 324 00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:47,331 - you see in J.J. Jiggles? - Why? 'Cause he's a stripper? 325 00:12:47,374 --> 00:12:49,463 What? No. I actually did 326 00:12:49,507 --> 00:12:51,161 a little stripping in college, I never told you that? 327 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:52,771 - No. - Oh, yeah-- 328 00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:54,512 mostly sorority parties, a couple bachelorette gigs. 329 00:12:54,555 --> 00:12:56,340 I used to do this thing with a coconut. 330 00:12:56,383 --> 00:12:58,777 Oh, my God, Dad, TMI. 331 00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:01,214 Look, it's not because he's a stripper. 332 00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:03,826 It's not because he's an ex-con. 333 00:13:03,869 --> 00:13:06,654 It's because he's a football player, Brit. 334 00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:09,788 It's not the life that I want for you. 335 00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:11,355 Okay. 336 00:13:11,398 --> 00:13:13,574 But, Dad, you know, you've gotta relax. 337 00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:15,620 It's not like we're eloping. 338 00:13:15,663 --> 00:13:17,883 - We're just friends. - You do not believe that 339 00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:20,451 like I don't believe this meal was free. Please. 340 00:13:20,494 --> 00:13:21,582 [phone chime] 341 00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:22,757 Whenever your mom cooks for me, 342 00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:24,150 it costs me at least 10 Gs. 343 00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:26,631 - That obvious? - Yes, you are. 344 00:13:26,674 --> 00:13:30,722 Okay, okay, so you are gonna get that contract, 345 00:13:30,765 --> 00:13:32,506 and I am gonna make you proud 346 00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:34,378 because I'm working on something really special 347 00:13:34,421 --> 00:13:35,901 - that was inspired by you. - Is that right? 348 00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:38,382 Mm-hmm. Do you remember that playoff game 349 00:13:38,425 --> 00:13:39,992 when I was, like, eight years old? 350 00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:41,689 You threw the ball to me in the end zone when you scored? 351 00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:43,387 Course I do. Touchdown funded 352 00:13:43,430 --> 00:13:45,345 - my sixth retirement account. - From that, 353 00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:50,133 I've created... this. 354 00:13:50,176 --> 00:13:52,309 ANNOUNCER: Club End Zone. 355 00:13:52,352 --> 00:13:54,920 The ultimate fusion of sports and entertainment. 356 00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:56,922 Look, this cannot be the first time 357 00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:59,490 that Simone let that white robe show. 358 00:13:59,533 --> 00:14:01,753 What other secrets she got hiding in that closet? 359 00:14:01,796 --> 00:14:03,973 - If I knew, you'd know. - Mmm. 360 00:14:04,016 --> 00:14:05,670 But to put it tactfully, 361 00:14:05,713 --> 00:14:07,498 she obviously likes cultural awareness. 362 00:14:07,541 --> 00:14:09,543 Okay, well, to put it "Mack-fully," 363 00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,328 that bitch got to go, okay? 364 00:14:11,371 --> 00:14:13,373 -Agreed, agreed. - Oh... 365 00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,549 But the new ownership group 366 00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:17,116 already offered her an extension. 367 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,075 If they win the bid, she stays. 368 00:14:19,118 --> 00:14:20,772 Well, I need you and the board 369 00:14:20,815 --> 00:14:22,426 to make sure that I win that bid. 370 00:14:22,469 --> 00:14:24,732 And serving that lawsuit was genius. 371 00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:26,734 - Hey! - In fact, two board members 372 00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:28,606 have already pulled support from Simone. 373 00:14:28,649 --> 00:14:30,260 - Boom. - But-- 374 00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:32,218 Monique, we just crossed over to friend mode, honey. 375 00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:34,699 - You can't hit me with a "but." - But this deal is days 376 00:14:34,742 --> 00:14:36,919 from closing, Tasha. So, if you're gonna move, 377 00:14:36,962 --> 00:14:38,703 - you gotta move fast. - All right. 378 00:14:38,746 --> 00:14:40,400 I'll handle the speed. You just make sure 379 00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:42,750 that I get a meeting with each and every one 380 00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:44,970 - of those board members. - I can do that. 381 00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:47,930 I sold the Colonel on this, Dad. 382 00:14:47,973 --> 00:14:49,627 What? You? 383 00:14:49,670 --> 00:14:52,586 It's just missing one small thing. 384 00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:54,980 I kind of sold it with Tasha attached, 385 00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:57,243 and I sorta didn't tell Tasha. 386 00:14:57,287 --> 00:15:00,246 [laughing] That is brilliant. 387 00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:01,595 Can't wait to see her head explode. 388 00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:03,510 Dad, that's really not helping. 389 00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:05,817 Okay, listen, just tell her. 390 00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:07,558 Ghetto-zilla may surprise you. 391 00:15:07,601 --> 00:15:10,604 Or you could surprise me, right? 392 00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:12,650 Like, we could be partners. 393 00:15:12,693 --> 00:15:16,001 It's only a license fee of $1.6 million up-front. 394 00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:17,829 You want me to give you $1.6 million. 395 00:15:17,872 --> 00:15:19,787 - Up-front. - Okay, um, 396 00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:21,876 have you lost your fucking mind? 397 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,009 But there's ad rights, membership fees, 398 00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:27,099 concession sales, total profit $4.2 million per year, 399 00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:28,840 not including playoffs. 400 00:15:28,883 --> 00:15:30,450 That's my agent. 401 00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:32,061 Good pitch, not interested, sell Tasha. 402 00:15:32,104 --> 00:15:35,499 Mr. Smith, hey, wanna hear something funny? 403 00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:37,805 My daughter just asked me for $1.6 million. 404 00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:40,417 ♪ Yeah, let me tell ya 'bout what I know ♪ 405 00:15:40,460 --> 00:15:42,767 ♪ Got one in the pocket, and two on the floor ♪ 406 00:15:42,810 --> 00:15:45,030 - ♪ Three on the dash... - [laughing] 407 00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:48,251 ♪ I'm a real bad boy, and I want some mo' ♪ 408 00:15:48,294 --> 00:15:49,687 You okay? 409 00:15:49,730 --> 00:15:51,645 You-you seemed kind of nervous today. 410 00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:53,647 [chuckling] Uh... 411 00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:56,650 Maybe just a little, yeah. 412 00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:59,044 - It's been a while. - Mm, well, 413 00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:01,786 nerves or not, I'm glad you asked. 414 00:16:01,829 --> 00:16:03,962 I'm gonna get us something to drink. 415 00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:06,834 Garret? 416 00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:08,836 Let me talk to you. Let me talk to you. 417 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,447 - Whoa, dawg. - You all right? 418 00:16:10,490 --> 00:16:12,144 So, how's it going? 419 00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:13,972 He's like a teenage boy on his first date 420 00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:16,279 - stumbling over his words. - Bro, I'm like... 421 00:16:16,322 --> 00:16:18,933 a teenage boy on a first date, searching for the right words. 422 00:16:18,977 --> 00:16:20,805 - You haven't shagged yet? - What? No. 423 00:16:20,848 --> 00:16:23,155 - We barely even kissed. - And you haven't shagged anyone 424 00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:24,722 since prison. Or been shagged. 425 00:16:24,765 --> 00:16:27,116 Really, Garret, really? I'm having the worst date 426 00:16:27,159 --> 00:16:28,682 in my life, and that's how you're gonna help me? 427 00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:30,510 It's just sad, you're taking this 428 00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:32,295 no-nut November thing to an entirely new level. 429 00:16:32,338 --> 00:16:35,907 Well, the last person I shagged, I lost three years of my life. 430 00:16:35,950 --> 00:16:38,257 Next time, whatever follows gonna be worth it. 431 00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:39,954 What're you two gossiping about? 432 00:16:39,998 --> 00:16:41,652 Jamison was just saying how much 433 00:16:41,695 --> 00:16:43,045 he wants to have sex with Brittany. 434 00:16:43,088 --> 00:16:44,785 - Oh. - He's lying, I didn't say-- 435 00:16:44,829 --> 00:16:46,091 - I didn't say that. - You don't wanna have sex 436 00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:47,658 with my best friend? She's scrumptious. 437 00:16:47,701 --> 00:16:50,313 Of course I do. But I don't. But... 438 00:16:50,356 --> 00:16:52,054 - He's confused. - Oh, my God. 439 00:16:52,097 --> 00:16:54,969 This is so awkward. Your cue, Jamison, come on. 440 00:16:55,013 --> 00:16:58,408 I'm sorry, I'm just a little rusty at this. 441 00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:01,106 It's okay. Let's just go skate. 442 00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:03,413 Okay. Just... 443 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,328 - You wanna buy a school? - Mm-hmm. 444 00:17:05,371 --> 00:17:07,025 What's next? A small country? 445 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:09,636 Why? Is one available? 'Cause I will buy that, too. 446 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,638 That way I could just banish Simone's ass forever. 447 00:17:11,682 --> 00:17:13,684 Come on, now, Oakmont cannot be 448 00:17:13,727 --> 00:17:15,816 that much more than my avocado farm. 449 00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:19,211 Much more? It goes avocado farm, 450 00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:22,171 jet, jumbo jet, Oakmont. 451 00:17:22,214 --> 00:17:25,261 The real issue is your five-year expansion plan. 452 00:17:25,304 --> 00:17:28,264 The money you borrowed to build the New York and Miami offices 453 00:17:28,307 --> 00:17:29,743 have already been allocated. 454 00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:31,223 Now, maybe in a few months, we can re-- 455 00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,095 I don't have a few months. I need this now. 456 00:17:33,138 --> 00:17:36,010 - Then sell the jet. - Ooh-- get behind me, Satan. 457 00:17:36,054 --> 00:17:37,838 Now, look... 458 00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:40,145 if you want Oakmont that bad, 459 00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:42,016 then find a partner with deep pockets 460 00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:44,062 who can float you for six months. 461 00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:47,413 See, now you're talking, girl-- okay, Tasha Mack can do that. 462 00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:49,763 Well, lookie here. 463 00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:53,245 If it ain't the jailbird and the ho, though. 464 00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,508 - Oh, hell. - No wonder Fury sucks, man. 465 00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:57,119 Man, fuck you, asshole. 466 00:17:57,162 --> 00:17:59,556 - All right. - Yeah, all right. 467 00:17:59,599 --> 00:18:02,559 ♪ 468 00:18:03,864 --> 00:18:05,736 Watch out-- watch out, watch out, watch out. 469 00:18:05,779 --> 00:18:07,607 [overlapping shouts] 470 00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:09,522 Hey, Jamison, are you okay? Are you all right? 471 00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:11,437 J, are you all right? 472 00:18:11,481 --> 00:18:12,438 - Jamison? - You all right? 473 00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:13,874 Yeah. 474 00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:15,137 - Are you okay? - I'm-- I'm good, I'm good. 475 00:18:15,180 --> 00:18:17,182 [straining] 476 00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:20,925 I think that's our cue to go. 477 00:18:26,452 --> 00:18:27,758 Breakfast is served. 478 00:18:27,801 --> 00:18:29,238 Garret, what did you do? 479 00:18:29,281 --> 00:18:30,804 What did you post a video of me singing? 480 00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:33,111 I thought I'd show off my new lady. 481 00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:35,374 Whoa. 482 00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:37,071 so, now everyone's gonna see me 483 00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:38,638 as a superstar player's jump-off? 484 00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:39,596 Well, what's wrong? Your voice is amazing. 485 00:18:39,639 --> 00:18:40,901 Everyone should hear it. 486 00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:42,642 What, I'm supposed to feel grateful? 487 00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:44,514 Look at what they're saying about me. 488 00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,820 "Smash that, dawg." "She ain't even pretty." 489 00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:48,474 "She only wants you for your cash." 490 00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:50,868 - "She can't even sing." - Okay, I won't do it again. 491 00:18:50,911 --> 00:18:53,000 Why, embarrassing me once wasn't enough? 492 00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:56,221 Sorry, are we fighting here? Because you're acting crazy. 493 00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:58,005 - Crazy? - Yeah. 494 00:18:58,049 --> 00:19:00,356 - I think you should go. - What about breakfast? 495 00:19:00,399 --> 00:19:02,184 I'll box it up for you. 496 00:19:15,153 --> 00:19:17,721 Whatever you do, don't come clean about the ankle. 497 00:19:17,764 --> 00:19:20,245 It's the quickest way to get cut. 498 00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:22,726 Fields. [clearing throat] 499 00:19:22,769 --> 00:19:24,771 - Yes, Coach? - How'd you hurt the ankle? 500 00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:26,817 Just doing some extra cardio, Coach. 501 00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:28,775 Is this cardio I'd approve of? 502 00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:30,255 No, Coach, it was not. 503 00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:32,518 You do remember what I said about drama. 504 00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:36,087 All right, get taped up, start fresh tomorrow. 505 00:19:36,130 --> 00:19:37,697 Yes, sir, Coach. 506 00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:39,917 - All right. - [whistle blows] 507 00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:43,225 Just stick to the plan, and you in, okay? 508 00:19:43,268 --> 00:19:44,661 This is just a formality. 509 00:19:44,704 --> 00:19:46,793 Hey, I always follow my QB, huh? 510 00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:49,187 [laughing] My man, let's do this. 511 00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:51,058 - [knocking on door] - Hey, hey. 512 00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:54,801 Roger Nelson, this is Geno "Jet Legs" Jenkins. 513 00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:56,368 Geno, this is Roger Nelson. 514 00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:58,805 Geno, I'm a huge fan. I still remember 515 00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:01,025 that 108-yard kickoff return against Chicago. 516 00:20:01,068 --> 00:20:04,811 Nah, man, he ain't Rogers. 517 00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:06,770 - [laughing] - No, no, Geno, 518 00:20:06,813 --> 00:20:09,512 this is Roger Nelson, the head scout. 519 00:20:09,555 --> 00:20:11,818 He's gonna teach you the ropes and bring you into his team. 520 00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:13,342 [laughing] 521 00:20:13,385 --> 00:20:15,387 He ain't... He ain't Rogers. 522 00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:18,172 I mean, he ain't... he ain't Rogers, right? 523 00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:21,524 Uh, Roger, give us one minute. 524 00:20:21,567 --> 00:20:23,134 One second, brother. 525 00:20:23,177 --> 00:20:24,962 Brother, please don't blow this. 526 00:20:25,005 --> 00:20:27,312 Listen, he's going out on a limb for you-- 527 00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:29,314 [grunts] 528 00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:32,665 He ain't... no Rogers. 529 00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:36,626 He ain't no Rogers. 530 00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:38,845 He ain't no Rogers. 531 00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:41,021 He ain't no Rogers. 532 00:20:41,065 --> 00:20:42,936 He ain't no Rogers! 533 00:20:43,937 --> 00:20:46,157 [distant hip-hop playing] 534 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:52,294 [hip hop stops] 535 00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:58,996 Been a minute, Smoke. How you living? 536 00:20:59,039 --> 00:21:01,172 Man, can't kill not one of us, dawg. 537 00:21:01,215 --> 00:21:04,001 - You know the drill. - Yes, I do. 538 00:21:04,044 --> 00:21:05,872 Hey, you got me, right? 539 00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:07,526 I saw you on Hard Blocks. 540 00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:09,528 That's why you need this? 541 00:21:09,572 --> 00:21:11,182 It's a tough game, man. 542 00:21:11,225 --> 00:21:13,967 I watch you all through three years of hell, J. 543 00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:16,318 You'll be fine. 544 00:21:18,537 --> 00:21:20,713 I put some candy inside, 545 00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:23,455 in case you need a little something extra for the pain. 546 00:21:23,499 --> 00:21:26,328 Appreciate it. This stays between us, right? 547 00:21:26,371 --> 00:21:27,807 One hundred. 548 00:21:27,851 --> 00:21:29,331 Just don't forget a nigga when I need you. 549 00:21:29,374 --> 00:21:31,158 I don't think I could if I tried. 550 00:21:31,202 --> 00:21:32,377 All right. 551 00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:34,031 - Appreciate you. - Yep. 552 00:21:36,163 --> 00:21:37,774 I'm a thousand percent certain 553 00:21:37,817 --> 00:21:39,906 I like you better with your clothes on. 554 00:21:40,820 --> 00:21:43,214 Especially around my daughter. 555 00:21:43,257 --> 00:21:44,911 Mr. Pitts. 556 00:21:44,955 --> 00:21:48,001 I want to apologize for the other night. 557 00:21:48,045 --> 00:21:50,482 For the kiss or the jiggling? 558 00:21:52,266 --> 00:21:53,964 Both. 559 00:21:54,007 --> 00:21:56,401 If that helps. 560 00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:59,665 And for the record, sir, I, um... 561 00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:01,885 I think the world of Brittany. 562 00:22:03,408 --> 00:22:05,410 You know, my dad gave me a box of these 563 00:22:05,454 --> 00:22:07,238 the day Brittany was born. 564 00:22:07,281 --> 00:22:09,936 I had a game that night, and... 565 00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:11,764 it was the only time I ever stepped on the field 566 00:22:11,808 --> 00:22:14,332 and felt afraid. 567 00:22:15,638 --> 00:22:17,422 I was terrified of what would happen to my little girl 568 00:22:17,466 --> 00:22:19,424 if something happened to me. 569 00:22:19,468 --> 00:22:21,731 I don't think you have to worry. 570 00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:23,776 She's not a little girl anymore. 571 00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:27,650 If I ask you to walk away and leave her alone, 572 00:22:27,693 --> 00:22:29,869 would you do it? 573 00:22:29,913 --> 00:22:32,089 No, sir, I don't believe I would. 574 00:22:33,743 --> 00:22:35,222 But I can assure you 575 00:22:35,266 --> 00:22:36,920 I will do everything I can not to hurt her. 576 00:22:36,963 --> 00:22:38,922 I'm gonna hold you to that, J.J. 577 00:22:38,965 --> 00:22:41,141 [phone ringing] 578 00:22:41,185 --> 00:22:44,188 Mr. Gilbert, been waiting to hear from you. 579 00:22:47,365 --> 00:22:50,150 Set meetings with these Oakmont board members. 580 00:22:50,194 --> 00:22:52,544 - Okay, when do you need it by? - Yesterday. 581 00:22:52,588 --> 00:22:54,894 Okay, got it. 582 00:22:54,938 --> 00:22:56,983 Uh, Daddy, the directors are ready for you. 583 00:22:57,027 --> 00:22:58,463 Sabers making me a lame duck, I'm not getting 584 00:22:58,507 --> 00:23:00,683 my contract extension, so I'm not doing 585 00:23:00,726 --> 00:23:03,990 this stupid commercial. 586 00:23:06,950 --> 00:23:09,996 My mom is gonna kill me. Aunt Tasha-- 587 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,304 Look, stay here, get the cameras ready. 588 00:23:13,347 --> 00:23:15,132 I got this. 589 00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:23,793 Well, well, well, 590 00:23:23,836 --> 00:23:26,056 if it isn't pity-party Pitts. 591 00:23:26,099 --> 00:23:29,015 Not now, Witchy-Poo, I need a sec, all right? 592 00:23:29,059 --> 00:23:31,801 [chuckling] 593 00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:34,499 Okay, take all the time you need. 594 00:23:34,543 --> 00:23:37,459 But you know, while you're sitting up here boo-hooing... 595 00:23:37,502 --> 00:23:40,462 Hall of Fame is down there waiting to surprise you. 596 00:23:40,505 --> 00:23:42,115 What the hell are you talking about? 597 00:23:42,159 --> 00:23:44,509 Drop the confetti. 598 00:23:44,553 --> 00:23:47,730 Your coupon-cutting ass finally made it. 599 00:23:47,773 --> 00:23:50,820 Tasha, I swear to God, if you're fucking with me right now... 600 00:23:50,863 --> 00:23:52,386 - Really? - Yes. 601 00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:55,694 [hooting] 602 00:23:55,738 --> 00:23:58,871 Not exactly how I imagined this moment, but hey. 603 00:23:58,915 --> 00:24:00,569 Well, I mean, you know, 604 00:24:00,612 --> 00:24:02,571 that's the funny thing about life, it never really 605 00:24:02,614 --> 00:24:04,747 goes as planned, you know? 606 00:24:04,790 --> 00:24:06,270 I mean, Kelly couldn't be here, 607 00:24:06,313 --> 00:24:08,577 so she organized this whole thing. 608 00:24:08,620 --> 00:24:11,275 - Just for you. - That's a fake commercial. 609 00:24:11,318 --> 00:24:13,320 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - Kelly's idea. 610 00:24:13,364 --> 00:24:15,148 I mean, who the hell else was gonna do it? 611 00:24:15,192 --> 00:24:17,150 What, the Hall of Fame fairies? 612 00:24:17,194 --> 00:24:20,197 I'm telling you, she planned it. 613 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,199 And that young girl down there, 614 00:24:22,242 --> 00:24:25,507 who thinks that she's a failure in your eyes, 615 00:24:25,550 --> 00:24:27,160 she pulled it off. 616 00:24:27,204 --> 00:24:30,424 So, maybe it's time you acknowledged 617 00:24:30,468 --> 00:24:32,470 that you wouldn't be here without the both of them. 618 00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:34,559 Mm-hmm, so I'm supposed to take family advice 619 00:24:34,603 --> 00:24:37,214 from a woman who lives on a jet and won't speak to her son? 620 00:24:37,257 --> 00:24:38,911 No. 621 00:24:38,955 --> 00:24:40,609 Take it from someone who's messed up 622 00:24:40,652 --> 00:24:44,438 enough relationships to know what's important. 623 00:24:46,397 --> 00:24:48,181 So, I made it to the Hall of Fame? 624 00:24:48,225 --> 00:24:51,576 [laughing] Yeah. Ya did. 625 00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:53,317 I gotta say, it felt good as hell 626 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:54,971 ruining your surprise, too. 627 00:24:55,014 --> 00:24:56,494 Hey, mission accomplished. 628 00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:58,540 Thank you, Tito Jackson. 629 00:24:58,583 --> 00:25:01,281 Oh, and you are quite welcome, Mr. Potato Head. 630 00:25:01,325 --> 00:25:03,893 - [chuckling] Nice. - Yes. 631 00:25:03,936 --> 00:25:06,722 Oh, and, uh... for the record, Jason, 632 00:25:06,765 --> 00:25:09,028 if I were your agent, 633 00:25:09,072 --> 00:25:11,204 you would've gotten that extension. 634 00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:22,564 [whoops] 635 00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:28,047 I was on my way to see you. 636 00:25:28,091 --> 00:25:30,093 And I'm here to apologize. 637 00:25:30,136 --> 00:25:31,921 I'm sorry. 638 00:25:31,964 --> 00:25:34,358 I may have overreacted a little bit. 639 00:25:34,401 --> 00:25:36,012 Look, I... 640 00:25:36,055 --> 00:25:38,536 really like you, Raquel, but I should never have assumed 641 00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:40,451 that you'd be as open with your life as I am. 642 00:25:40,494 --> 00:25:42,627 And I don't wanna be swallowed by your fame, you know? 643 00:25:42,671 --> 00:25:47,719 I wanna establish me and my career on my own. 644 00:25:47,763 --> 00:25:50,200 Why you smiling? 645 00:25:50,243 --> 00:25:53,029 You said you don't care about money or fame, 646 00:25:53,072 --> 00:25:55,858 and... I sincerely believe you mean it. 647 00:25:55,901 --> 00:25:57,555 Because I do. 648 00:25:57,599 --> 00:25:59,818 I really don't care if you're the highest-paid player 649 00:25:59,862 --> 00:26:01,994 or if nobody knows your name. 650 00:26:02,038 --> 00:26:04,388 You wake up every single day 651 00:26:04,431 --> 00:26:06,869 and do exactly what you love. 652 00:26:06,912 --> 00:26:10,176 The day I get to do that, soy libre. 653 00:26:10,220 --> 00:26:12,004 That's Spanish for milk. 654 00:26:12,048 --> 00:26:14,050 [laughing] 655 00:26:14,093 --> 00:26:16,182 Oh, Raquel Navarro, I don't think 656 00:26:16,226 --> 00:26:17,793 I've ever met anyone quite like you. 657 00:26:17,836 --> 00:26:21,666 - Because you haven't. - Okay, you win this time. 658 00:26:21,710 --> 00:26:24,669 But fame is something you'll need to deal with, 659 00:26:24,713 --> 00:26:28,934 - as my girlfriend. - You wanna make this exclusive. 660 00:26:28,978 --> 00:26:32,372 Listen-- for me, it already is. 661 00:26:36,812 --> 00:26:38,161 Jason Pitts here. 662 00:26:38,204 --> 00:26:40,380 Five-time all-pro, two-time champion, 663 00:26:40,424 --> 00:26:42,644 and head coach of the San Diego Sabers. 664 00:26:42,687 --> 00:26:45,777 My family calls me the most money-conscious man in America. 665 00:26:45,821 --> 00:26:48,693 And that's okay, 'cause if there's one thing I love, 666 00:26:48,737 --> 00:26:50,260 it's a good deal. 667 00:26:50,303 --> 00:26:52,262 If you love saving as much as me, 668 00:26:52,305 --> 00:26:54,394 download Groupon 669 00:26:54,438 --> 00:26:56,658 and save, save, save. 670 00:26:56,701 --> 00:26:59,486 - MAN: And cut. - [laughing] 671 00:26:59,530 --> 00:27:01,053 How'd I do? 672 00:27:01,097 --> 00:27:04,143 Whoo, it was money, baby. You nailed it. 673 00:27:04,187 --> 00:27:05,710 It stunk. Stick to coaching. 674 00:27:05,754 --> 00:27:07,712 Nice to see you two are still on the same page. 675 00:27:07,756 --> 00:27:09,714 Mm, we ain't even in the same damn book. 676 00:27:09,758 --> 00:27:12,499 Uh, hey, uh... 677 00:27:12,543 --> 00:27:15,328 Daddy, uh, Groupon added some new lines. 678 00:27:15,372 --> 00:27:17,287 Look, I'm no diva, but it was money 679 00:27:17,330 --> 00:27:18,723 and I nailed it, and I'm not doing it again. 680 00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:21,465 Okay, well, just-- just can you pretend 681 00:27:21,508 --> 00:27:23,510 I'm the camera, and just do it for me? 682 00:27:23,554 --> 00:27:25,034 Okay. 683 00:27:25,948 --> 00:27:28,037 Hi, Jason Pitts here, 684 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,387 five-time all-pro, two-time champion, 685 00:27:30,430 --> 00:27:32,389 and the newest member of the Hall of-- 686 00:27:32,432 --> 00:27:35,087 Fuck me! Hall of Fame?! 687 00:27:35,131 --> 00:27:38,134 - [excited chatter] - It's your time, Jason. 688 00:27:38,177 --> 00:27:39,875 Welcome to the Hall of Fame. 689 00:27:39,918 --> 00:27:42,442 - Tommy. - You earned it. 690 00:27:42,486 --> 00:27:44,444 - Thanks, man. - [applause] 691 00:27:44,488 --> 00:27:47,360 Oh, my gosh. You knew all along. 692 00:27:47,404 --> 00:27:50,233 Congratulations, Daddy! [laughing] 693 00:27:50,276 --> 00:27:53,018 - Ahh, man. - Congratulations, brother. 694 00:27:53,062 --> 00:27:55,325 Oh. 695 00:27:55,368 --> 00:27:57,457 So-- So, wait, this isn't an actual commercial? 696 00:27:57,501 --> 00:27:59,329 I'm not getting paid? [laughing] 697 00:27:59,372 --> 00:28:02,027 - [laughter] - I'm just messing with you. 698 00:28:02,071 --> 00:28:03,768 Hey, um, you know, since we have 699 00:28:03,812 --> 00:28:06,815 the cameras and everything, I have an announcement to make. 700 00:28:06,858 --> 00:28:08,904 Brit-Brat. 701 00:28:08,947 --> 00:28:10,906 [whispers]: Yeah. 702 00:28:10,949 --> 00:28:12,777 Um... 703 00:28:12,821 --> 00:28:14,474 no one gets here alone. 704 00:28:14,518 --> 00:28:16,259 You know, this would never be possible 705 00:28:16,302 --> 00:28:18,914 without the two most important people in my life. 706 00:28:18,957 --> 00:28:22,221 I'm talking about my wife, Kelly, who I adore, 707 00:28:22,265 --> 00:28:24,789 but she couldn't be here today. 708 00:28:24,833 --> 00:28:26,791 And my daughter, Brittany. 709 00:28:26,835 --> 00:28:31,143 The... one true success in my life. 710 00:28:31,187 --> 00:28:33,537 You're going to the end zone, Brit-Brat, 711 00:28:33,580 --> 00:28:36,540 and I'm gonna support you every step of the way. 712 00:28:36,583 --> 00:28:39,804 - I love you, baby girl. - I love you, too. 713 00:28:39,848 --> 00:28:42,372 Wish your grandpa was here to see this. 714 00:28:44,156 --> 00:28:46,811 Hey, Dad... 715 00:28:46,855 --> 00:28:49,292 I made it, man. 716 00:28:49,335 --> 00:28:51,294 I'm in the Hall of Fame. 717 00:28:51,337 --> 00:28:54,340 [cheering and applause] 718 00:28:59,519 --> 00:29:01,304 Does this mean what I think it does? 719 00:29:01,347 --> 00:29:03,741 - Are you gonna fund the club? - Partially. 720 00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:06,744 And the interest, it will be steep. 721 00:29:06,788 --> 00:29:09,486 But, hey... 722 00:29:09,529 --> 00:29:12,619 you need to tell Tasha the truth about the club, all right? 723 00:29:12,663 --> 00:29:14,708 - Yeah. - You owe that to her 724 00:29:14,752 --> 00:29:16,623 and to yourself. 725 00:29:16,667 --> 00:29:18,321 - I will. - All right. 726 00:29:18,364 --> 00:29:19,713 Thank you, Dad. 727 00:29:19,757 --> 00:29:21,324 - Hall of Fame, Brit-Brat. - Hall of Fame-- 728 00:29:21,367 --> 00:29:23,587 - Heyo. - Heyo. 729 00:29:23,630 --> 00:29:25,110 Oh, oh! 730 00:29:25,154 --> 00:29:27,243 Ha-ha-ha! 731 00:29:45,217 --> 00:29:47,480 Well, damn. 732 00:29:47,524 --> 00:29:50,527 That was fast. [laughing] 733 00:29:54,574 --> 00:29:57,099 [rhythm and blues playing] 734 00:29:57,142 --> 00:29:59,405 Told you not to waste your time. 735 00:30:00,493 --> 00:30:02,234 You can't save the world. 736 00:30:02,278 --> 00:30:05,107 I don't wanna save the fucking world, Caleb. 737 00:30:05,150 --> 00:30:07,761 I just wanna save one person. 738 00:30:07,805 --> 00:30:10,329 Damn it, man, he had everything. 739 00:30:10,373 --> 00:30:13,550 Money, family, 740 00:30:13,593 --> 00:30:15,944 best damn football moves in the league. 741 00:30:15,987 --> 00:30:18,685 Look at him now. Family abandoned him. 742 00:30:18,729 --> 00:30:21,514 League kicked him to the curb. 743 00:30:21,558 --> 00:30:24,604 Now he's out here talking to a dead dude in Vegas. 744 00:30:26,171 --> 00:30:27,999 Screaming for help, but ain't nobody to listen. 745 00:30:28,043 --> 00:30:29,914 I'm listening, Lik. 746 00:30:29,958 --> 00:30:34,310 And I hear you, but you ain't Geno. 747 00:30:35,833 --> 00:30:38,270 Okay, but what's Prince's real name? 748 00:30:38,314 --> 00:30:40,794 Prince Rogers Nelson, why? 749 00:30:40,838 --> 00:30:44,102 [laughing] 750 00:30:44,146 --> 00:30:45,799 He's not Rogers. 751 00:30:45,843 --> 00:30:48,150 That's why Geno flipped out, 'cause he's not Rogers. 752 00:30:48,193 --> 00:30:51,501 No, he flipped out 'cause he need a damn straitjacket. 753 00:30:54,025 --> 00:30:57,637 Okay, but what if Geno really is my future? 754 00:30:57,681 --> 00:31:00,379 It's a thin line between reality and what's real. 755 00:31:00,423 --> 00:31:01,903 - What you saying? - I'm saying, 756 00:31:01,946 --> 00:31:04,253 if Geno can slip through the cracks... 757 00:31:05,515 --> 00:31:08,735 ...then so can I, and there's only one way 758 00:31:08,779 --> 00:31:11,347 that I can stop that from happening. 759 00:31:11,390 --> 00:31:13,262 Don't even think it. If you do this, 760 00:31:13,305 --> 00:31:14,698 you're killing our dreams. 761 00:31:14,741 --> 00:31:16,221 Look at him, tell me what you see. 762 00:31:16,265 --> 00:31:18,006 CALEB: A damn fool, dancing alone. 763 00:31:18,049 --> 00:31:20,312 See, dawg, that's just it. He's not alone. 764 00:31:20,356 --> 00:31:22,358 We just think he is. 765 00:31:22,401 --> 00:31:24,316 Caleb, this is my destiny. 766 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:25,927 I can avoid a strike 767 00:31:25,970 --> 00:31:27,624 and get the players better health care. 768 00:31:27,667 --> 00:31:29,669 I'll be a hero to the owners 769 00:31:29,713 --> 00:31:32,107 and a legend to the union. 770 00:31:32,150 --> 00:31:34,892 Hell, one day I might even be commissioner. 771 00:31:34,936 --> 00:31:39,288 Caleb, say hello to your new players rep. 772 00:31:39,331 --> 00:31:41,725 [engine starting] 773 00:31:51,430 --> 00:31:55,086 [whispering to self] 774 00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:00,787 [sighing] 775 00:32:00,831 --> 00:32:02,659 [whispering] All right, come on, damn it. 776 00:32:02,702 --> 00:32:04,182 Let's go. 777 00:32:04,226 --> 00:32:06,010 [door opens] 778 00:32:06,054 --> 00:32:09,013 Hey, J., I got your text, I came as fast as... 779 00:32:11,624 --> 00:32:13,496 What are you doing? 780 00:32:13,539 --> 00:32:15,193 Jamison, are those steroids? 781 00:32:15,237 --> 00:32:17,152 No, it's cortisone. 782 00:32:17,195 --> 00:32:18,675 I need it for the pain. 783 00:32:18,718 --> 00:32:21,069 I guess being the son of a heroin junkie 784 00:32:21,112 --> 00:32:23,462 is harder than I thought. 785 00:32:24,637 --> 00:32:26,726 Will you help me? 786 00:32:26,770 --> 00:32:28,337 Is... Isn't that what trainers are for? 787 00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:30,034 If I tell the doctors I'm injured, 788 00:32:30,078 --> 00:32:31,818 they won't let me play. 789 00:32:31,862 --> 00:32:34,560 If I don't play, I'll get cut, just like Moose. 790 00:32:34,604 --> 00:32:36,301 Jamison, I-I can't. 791 00:32:36,345 --> 00:32:38,390 My dad was on this stuff, and it hid the pain so well 792 00:32:38,434 --> 00:32:41,002 that he played on a torn ACL and almost killed his career. 793 00:32:41,045 --> 00:32:42,742 Yeah, but it didn't, and now he's headed 794 00:32:42,786 --> 00:32:44,962 to the Hall of Fame. If I don't do this, 795 00:32:45,006 --> 00:32:48,009 - I won't have a career at all. - Jamison, this isn't you. 796 00:32:48,052 --> 00:32:50,533 Brittany, I am nothing without football. 797 00:32:53,710 --> 00:32:55,581 Will you help me, please? 798 00:32:57,931 --> 00:32:59,933 Just once. 799 00:32:59,977 --> 00:33:01,631 Then you have to promise me. 800 00:33:01,674 --> 00:33:03,372 Just once. 801 00:33:04,416 --> 00:33:05,852 I swear. 802 00:33:07,724 --> 00:33:09,943 Put your foot up here. 803 00:33:13,773 --> 00:33:15,993 [sighing] 804 00:33:16,037 --> 00:33:17,951 One, two... 805 00:33:40,931 --> 00:33:44,413 [music] 806 00:34:14,225 --> 00:34:16,445 ♪ 807 00:34:46,562 --> 00:34:50,566 ♪