1 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,314 ♪ Work for that money 2 00:00:05,353 --> 00:00:06,833 ♪ Get that money for the work 3 00:00:06,876 --> 00:00:08,356 ♪ Then I spit the hottest verse ♪ 4 00:00:08,399 --> 00:00:10,529 ♪ When I'm flying around the earth ♪ 5 00:00:10,575 --> 00:00:12,575 ♪ Cash in hand, I turn a penny to a grand ♪ 6 00:00:12,621 --> 00:00:14,141 ♪ When I'm ready, I'm-a land 7 00:00:14,188 --> 00:00:15,798 ♪ Rocking steady for my fans ♪ 8 00:00:15,841 --> 00:00:18,581 ♪ Never hesitate 'bout these dead presidents ♪ 9 00:00:18,627 --> 00:00:20,317 ♪ Touch my Benjamins, yeah ♪ 10 00:00:20,368 --> 00:00:21,758 ♪ I'll be endin' them 11 00:00:21,804 --> 00:00:23,244 ♪ Choppin' up, I'm blendin' them ♪ 12 00:00:23,284 --> 00:00:25,554 ♪ Eating up like Benjamins, yeah ♪ 13 00:00:25,590 --> 00:00:28,120 - [grunts] - Jamison. 14 00:00:28,158 --> 00:00:29,328 Jamison! 15 00:00:29,377 --> 00:00:31,067 ♪ Hit another flow 16 00:00:31,118 --> 00:00:32,818 - ♪ Shine so bright... - What's up! 17 00:00:35,774 --> 00:00:36,954 My fault, Zeke. [chuckles] 18 00:00:36,993 --> 00:00:37,953 Was I too loud? 19 00:00:37,994 --> 00:00:39,524 No, you were too long. Look, 20 00:00:39,561 --> 00:00:41,611 coaches are arriving soon. It's time to go. 21 00:00:41,650 --> 00:00:43,520 You're flying into West Georgia Regional, 22 00:00:43,565 --> 00:00:44,865 and I reserved you a pickup truck. 23 00:00:44,914 --> 00:00:47,094 A pickup? I told you a Benz. 24 00:00:47,134 --> 00:00:49,224 Yes, but this is the South. A truck? 25 00:00:49,266 --> 00:00:51,876 A truck says, "Honey, I know the rules and I play by them." 26 00:00:51,921 --> 00:00:54,401 Hmm. Okay. I see you, baby boss. 27 00:00:54,445 --> 00:00:56,395 All right, but next time, Benz means Benz. 28 00:00:56,447 --> 00:00:58,707 - Now say it with me. - BOTH: Benz means Benz. 29 00:00:59,668 --> 00:01:01,058 Mm-hmm. 30 00:01:01,104 --> 00:01:03,374 You been at it for five hours, Jay. 31 00:01:03,411 --> 00:01:05,201 Yeah, you just as hungry as you was in high school. 32 00:01:05,239 --> 00:01:06,679 I try, man. 33 00:01:06,718 --> 00:01:08,458 I used to be that hungry. 34 00:01:08,503 --> 00:01:09,903 Yeah. 35 00:01:09,939 --> 00:01:11,159 No offense, Zeke, but you don't look like 36 00:01:11,201 --> 00:01:12,381 you been that hungry in a minute, bro. 37 00:01:12,420 --> 00:01:14,470 - [both laugh] - Oh, well, you got jokes. 38 00:01:14,509 --> 00:01:16,289 Look, on the real, 39 00:01:16,337 --> 00:01:17,767 training camp's starting soon, 40 00:01:17,816 --> 00:01:19,206 it's the last day I can let you in. 41 00:01:19,253 --> 00:01:21,343 - Come on, man. - Gotta find a new gym. 42 00:01:21,385 --> 00:01:22,815 What--what if I come midnight to three? 43 00:01:22,865 --> 00:01:25,125 No can do. I need this job. 44 00:01:25,172 --> 00:01:27,132 No, I--I appreciate it. 45 00:01:27,174 --> 00:01:28,094 Thank you. 46 00:01:29,306 --> 00:01:30,566 Bye, Zeke. 47 00:01:30,612 --> 00:01:33,052 Oh, and your Mack Attack Study Sack. 48 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,143 In there there's a tablet 49 00:01:34,181 --> 00:01:36,101 with videos, all things Keith Kincaid 50 00:01:36,139 --> 00:01:38,099 from his Pop Warner days to his fishing trips 51 00:01:38,141 --> 00:01:39,271 to his first birthday party. 52 00:01:39,316 --> 00:01:41,136 As well as a sports drink mock-up 53 00:01:41,188 --> 00:01:43,318 and peanut butter logs. Homemade. 54 00:01:43,364 --> 00:01:45,984 Flight time is approximately four hours, 55 00:01:46,018 --> 00:01:47,318 which means we've got plenty of time 56 00:01:47,368 --> 00:01:48,758 - to go over your pitch. - "We"? 57 00:01:48,804 --> 00:01:51,374 No, no, no, see, me is going to Georgia. 58 00:01:51,415 --> 00:01:52,805 You are staying right here. 59 00:01:52,851 --> 00:01:54,551 No...why? 60 00:01:54,592 --> 00:01:56,942 The White Party is not gonna plan itself, right? 61 00:01:56,986 --> 00:01:58,856 Okay. Now pick up my dry cleaning 62 00:01:58,901 --> 00:02:00,421 and don't forget Malik's signed jerseys. 63 00:02:00,468 --> 00:02:02,598 Oh, and I need you to clean and organize 64 00:02:02,644 --> 00:02:03,784 all of my earrings. 65 00:02:03,819 --> 00:02:05,469 Organize? How, by hoops and dangles? 66 00:02:06,691 --> 00:02:08,041 Alphabetical. 67 00:02:08,084 --> 00:02:09,264 Diamond, gold, and platinum. 68 00:02:09,303 --> 00:02:11,393 Now handle your business, New School, 69 00:02:11,435 --> 00:02:14,215 so you can handle mine. 70 00:02:14,264 --> 00:02:15,874 You know, I'd do a better job of handling yours 71 00:02:15,918 --> 00:02:17,178 if I was going with you. 72 00:02:17,224 --> 00:02:19,274 Hmm. Okay. 73 00:02:20,531 --> 00:02:23,061 There are two emergency exits on this plane, 74 00:02:23,099 --> 00:02:24,319 so please take a moment to locate them 75 00:02:24,361 --> 00:02:26,491 and then get the hell off of my aircraft. 76 00:02:26,537 --> 00:02:28,707 Take your ass to work. Thank you! 77 00:02:28,757 --> 00:02:30,627 For not flying Tasha Mack Airlines. 78 00:02:30,672 --> 00:02:33,682 Bye bye. [chuckles] Have a nice day! 79 00:02:33,718 --> 00:02:35,808 Don't get nothing on you, girl. 80 00:02:35,851 --> 00:02:38,201 ♪ I see her 81 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:40,675 ♪ She came with her ... 82 00:02:40,725 --> 00:02:45,025 ♪ Mmm, but she gon' slide right to my side, I know ♪ 83 00:02:45,077 --> 00:02:46,637 ♪ She pulled up with her friends ♪ 84 00:02:46,688 --> 00:02:48,388 ♪ Nah, she gotta go, ask me her name ♪ 85 00:02:48,429 --> 00:02:50,299 ♪ I swear I don't even ... know ♪ 86 00:02:50,344 --> 00:02:51,874 - It's tilted. - Really? 87 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:53,300 Y'all think it's tilted? 88 00:02:53,347 --> 00:02:54,867 Yeah, I think it's tilted. 89 00:02:54,913 --> 00:02:56,573 I think he's tilted. 90 00:02:56,611 --> 00:02:58,921 Where'd he learn to do all that handyman shit, anyway? 91 00:02:58,961 --> 00:03:00,921 Oh, it's definitely tilted. 92 00:03:00,963 --> 00:03:01,923 But you get what you pay for. 93 00:03:01,964 --> 00:03:03,364 Thank you, Miss Brittany. 94 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:04,880 It's a smidge to the left. 95 00:03:05,968 --> 00:03:07,188 Is that better? 96 00:03:07,230 --> 00:03:08,540 Perfect. 97 00:03:08,579 --> 00:03:10,929 Malik, I got the jerseys, 98 00:03:10,973 --> 00:03:12,803 and now I'm off to clean ear wax 99 00:03:12,844 --> 00:03:14,064 off your mother's diamond studs. 100 00:03:14,106 --> 00:03:15,926 - Ah. Earring duty. - Mm. 101 00:03:15,978 --> 00:03:17,148 - Yeah. - Yo, good luck with that. 102 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,887 Good luck with, um, 103 00:03:18,937 --> 00:03:19,897 whatever this is. 104 00:03:19,938 --> 00:03:20,848 [both chuckle] 105 00:03:20,896 --> 00:03:23,936 So, Malik, I cut the yard, 106 00:03:23,986 --> 00:03:25,246 fixed the door, 107 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:28,252 the TV is perfect. Anything else? 108 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:29,595 Nah, just take care of them boxes 109 00:03:29,644 --> 00:03:30,604 and you're good to go, bruh. 110 00:03:30,645 --> 00:03:32,205 Yes, sir. 111 00:03:32,255 --> 00:03:33,865 Hey, look, man. 112 00:03:33,909 --> 00:03:35,219 I really appreciate this. 113 00:03:35,258 --> 00:03:37,388 With the extra cash, I can finally join a gym. 114 00:03:37,434 --> 00:03:38,744 I can train with a position coach. 115 00:03:38,783 --> 00:03:40,793 Well, dawg, don't thank me. Thank my moms. 116 00:03:40,829 --> 00:03:42,959 It was her idea. 117 00:03:43,005 --> 00:03:44,615 Too much testosterone makes me nervous. 118 00:03:44,659 --> 00:03:46,489 Yo, Malik, hit that volume. 119 00:03:46,530 --> 00:03:48,490 It's Emmanuel Acho. I think he talking you up. 120 00:03:48,532 --> 00:03:49,752 [Emmanuel on TV] ...and I gotta be honest: 121 00:03:49,794 --> 00:03:51,624 Malik Wright is an embarrassment. 122 00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:54,096 Players don't get ownership chances like this often. 123 00:03:54,146 --> 00:03:56,236 And when they do, it's Malik Wright? 124 00:03:56,279 --> 00:03:58,889 A paraplegic-punching, womanizing, 125 00:03:58,934 --> 00:04:00,504 immature playboy? 126 00:04:00,544 --> 00:04:01,944 Playboy? Who the hell you calling a playboy? 127 00:04:01,980 --> 00:04:03,940 Hear me when I say this: 128 00:04:03,982 --> 00:04:05,592 this experiment is guaranteed 129 00:04:05,636 --> 00:04:07,936 to humiliate Black folks everywhere. 130 00:04:07,986 --> 00:04:10,766 Is this really the face you want of Black ownership? 131 00:04:10,815 --> 00:04:13,725 My answer? An emphatic, resounding, 132 00:04:13,775 --> 00:04:15,985 unapologetic no. 133 00:04:16,038 --> 00:04:18,558 And don't tweet at me, don't DM me, 134 00:04:18,606 --> 00:04:21,086 -don't text me. - Fuck you! 135 00:04:21,130 --> 00:04:22,440 -WOMAN: Oh, my gosh. -I said what I said. 136 00:04:22,479 --> 00:04:24,609 We'll be back onToday in Sports. 137 00:04:24,655 --> 00:04:26,695 Glad we got that extended warranty. 138 00:04:26,744 --> 00:04:28,054 Bitch-ass. 139 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:31,310 [theme music plays] 140 00:04:39,931 --> 00:04:42,671 ♪ You tell me, take it easy 141 00:04:42,717 --> 00:04:44,497 ♪ Day by day 142 00:04:44,545 --> 00:04:45,845 Can you believe this? 143 00:04:45,894 --> 00:04:47,904 I'm nothing more than a glorified errand girl. 144 00:04:47,939 --> 00:04:49,549 Wish I could be a shoulder to cry on. 145 00:04:49,593 --> 00:04:51,073 I just have to focus on this showcase-- 146 00:04:51,116 --> 00:04:53,336 I mean, like, yes, I messed up, okay? 147 00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:55,730 But I still have a lot to offer, right? 148 00:04:55,773 --> 00:04:57,953 But how do you explain that to Tasha Mack? 149 00:04:57,993 --> 00:05:00,393 ♪ You need Tasha Mack 150 00:05:00,430 --> 00:05:03,300 ♪ Or she'll fire you 151 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:05,256 ♪ You need Tasha Mack 152 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:08,045 ♪ Or we ain't got food 153 00:05:08,090 --> 00:05:09,220 - [giggles] - So annoying. 154 00:05:09,265 --> 00:05:11,395 See, Kate, I'm changing the game, okay? 155 00:05:11,441 --> 00:05:13,791 So Mogulmagazine has got to rank me higher 156 00:05:13,835 --> 00:05:15,615 than 14 this year. 157 00:05:15,663 --> 00:05:17,883 All right, y'all got Oprah at number one? 158 00:05:17,926 --> 00:05:20,276 [scoffs] You need to compare those résumés, 159 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,840 'cause Tasha Mack whoops Oprah Winfrey's ass 160 00:05:22,887 --> 00:05:24,887 all day long and then twice on Sundays. 161 00:05:24,933 --> 00:05:26,593 Well, it sounds like you're intent on reaching 162 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:29,020 the top of our 100 Most Powerful Women's issue, 163 00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:31,157 and frankly, a little obsessed with Oprah. 164 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:34,380 Don't confuse obsession with inspiration, okay? 165 00:05:34,421 --> 00:05:36,471 And my inspiration is going down this year. 166 00:05:36,510 --> 00:05:37,900 - Garret. - Yo. 167 00:05:37,946 --> 00:05:39,686 A lion don't smash the same lion 168 00:05:39,730 --> 00:05:42,040 his whole damn life, so why the hell should I? 169 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,820 That wasn't the subtext of the podcast. 170 00:05:43,865 --> 00:05:47,385 Oh, well, what was the subtext of the podcast, Idris Elbow? 171 00:05:47,434 --> 00:05:49,094 It was about abstaining from sex. 172 00:05:49,131 --> 00:05:51,051 Or any ejaculation, for that matter. 173 00:05:51,089 --> 00:05:52,129 - Hmm. - Have you seriously 174 00:05:52,177 --> 00:05:53,307 never heard of No Nut November? 175 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,923 - No Nut what? - November. 176 00:05:54,963 --> 00:05:56,973 Why would anybody intentionally abstain 177 00:05:57,008 --> 00:05:58,838 from the most pleasurable act in existence? 178 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:00,840 That's why God made women, 179 00:06:00,882 --> 00:06:02,582 and He wanted them to have fun, too, 180 00:06:02,623 --> 00:06:04,023 so he created me. 181 00:06:04,059 --> 00:06:05,539 Because they want emotional clarity, 182 00:06:05,582 --> 00:06:07,022 willpower, intellect. 183 00:06:07,062 --> 00:06:08,542 MALIK: Blue balls? [chuckles] 184 00:06:08,585 --> 00:06:09,755 You talkin' about No Nut November? 185 00:06:09,804 --> 00:06:11,814 - Oh! Not you too, man! - Yes. 186 00:06:11,849 --> 00:06:13,159 It's a thing. It's a thing. 187 00:06:13,198 --> 00:06:14,548 It's not even November. 188 00:06:14,591 --> 00:06:16,811 - Oh, it's here. - Wh-What is? 189 00:06:16,854 --> 00:06:18,424 Well, you said you hated your furniture, 190 00:06:18,465 --> 00:06:19,935 so I ordered a few pieces to, you know, 191 00:06:19,988 --> 00:06:21,418 828 Style this place up. 192 00:06:21,468 --> 00:06:22,988 - Surprise. - Oh! 193 00:06:23,034 --> 00:06:24,654 My stuff is kinda old. 194 00:06:24,688 --> 00:06:26,688 I'm pretty sure my grandma invented sex on that couch. 195 00:06:28,213 --> 00:06:29,653 Ew. 196 00:06:29,693 --> 00:06:31,573 - Abuelita. - So... 197 00:06:31,608 --> 00:06:33,218 - how should we arrange it? - I would love to, 198 00:06:33,262 --> 00:06:34,872 I just--I really have to finish this song. 199 00:06:34,916 --> 00:06:38,046 But I trust you. Just make it your home. 200 00:06:38,093 --> 00:06:40,843 [phone ringing] 201 00:06:42,576 --> 00:06:43,926 This is Brittany. 202 00:06:43,968 --> 00:06:46,578 Name another Black person, all right, 203 00:06:46,623 --> 00:06:48,283 that has signed a number one 204 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:50,540 overall drafted white quarterback. 205 00:06:50,584 --> 00:06:52,244 You can't! 206 00:06:52,281 --> 00:06:54,761 All right, this my Jackie Robinson moment, girl. 207 00:06:54,805 --> 00:06:57,285 So you're saying that you've officially signed Keith Kincaid, 208 00:06:57,329 --> 00:06:59,199 a player that many are calling the next Peyton Manning, 209 00:06:59,244 --> 00:07:00,464 and I can quote you? 210 00:07:00,507 --> 00:07:03,117 Hell, you can chisel it on Mount Rushmore. 211 00:07:03,161 --> 00:07:05,211 I might be the first Black person there, too. 212 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:07,340 - Okay? [laughs] - [phone rings] 213 00:07:07,383 --> 00:07:09,083 Oh, excuse me, Kate. 214 00:07:09,124 --> 00:07:11,564 I'll be back in two shakes of a lamb's tail. 215 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:15,394 - This better be good. -BRITTANY: Tasha, 216 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:16,735 Keith Kincaid called. 217 00:07:16,784 --> 00:07:18,004 He's canceling his meeting. 218 00:07:18,046 --> 00:07:18,956 He's signing with somebody else. 219 00:07:19,003 --> 00:07:20,833 The hell he is. Okay, look. 220 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:22,525 Don't nobody cancel on Tasha Mack. 221 00:07:22,572 --> 00:07:24,492 I need you to get me his address, okay? 222 00:07:24,531 --> 00:07:26,141 - I'm on it. - Thank you. 223 00:07:29,797 --> 00:07:32,707 Hey. I'm sorry, Kate. Now where were we? 224 00:07:32,756 --> 00:07:34,496 You were channeling Jackie Robinson, 225 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:36,541 and I was just about to quote you. 226 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:38,756 You know, we just might want to put that on ice 227 00:07:38,806 --> 00:07:40,416 for a minute, okay? But, uh, 228 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:44,990 the Tasha Mack Agency will be singing Keith Kincaid. 229 00:07:45,029 --> 00:07:46,379 My career highlights to get into Baltimore: 230 00:07:46,422 --> 00:07:47,682 I had five sacks, ten tackles, 231 00:07:47,728 --> 00:07:49,728 - and an interception. - Oh. 232 00:07:49,773 --> 00:07:51,563 And you think that's because you were backed up. 233 00:07:51,601 --> 00:07:53,951 Hmm? [chuckles] 234 00:07:53,995 --> 00:07:55,125 "No Nut November: 235 00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:57,780 How I Took My Life Back in 30 Days"? 236 00:07:57,825 --> 00:08:00,475 What else you got up in that hobo sack? A Walkman? 237 00:08:00,523 --> 00:08:02,533 An MC Hammer cassette tape? Huh? 238 00:08:02,569 --> 00:08:04,919 Just remember: The squirrel with no nuts 239 00:08:04,962 --> 00:08:06,832 climbs a tree faster than his enemies. 240 00:08:06,877 --> 00:08:09,917 Ah! Well, the squirrel with no nuts is stupid. 241 00:08:09,967 --> 00:08:11,487 And eventually he gonna starve to death. 242 00:08:13,275 --> 00:08:15,055 Whoo! All right. 243 00:08:15,103 --> 00:08:16,973 Oh, yeah, uh, I regripped all your clubs. 244 00:08:17,018 --> 00:08:19,058 Ah, familiar with the gentleman's game, eh? 245 00:08:19,107 --> 00:08:20,587 Oh, yes, sir. I played back in high school. 246 00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:22,070 Back-to-back state champs. 247 00:08:22,110 --> 00:08:24,850 Oh, you might want to join us at the Owner's Open. 248 00:08:24,895 --> 00:08:26,675 Might learn something watching me 249 00:08:26,723 --> 00:08:28,683 chop it up with the one-percenters, huh? 250 00:08:28,725 --> 00:08:30,505 Might also not. 251 00:08:30,553 --> 00:08:31,953 No, I would definitely love to, 252 00:08:31,989 --> 00:08:33,159 but I can't wear this. 253 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:34,948 You don't have to wear that, man. 254 00:08:34,992 --> 00:08:37,172 I got something for you. And listen, 255 00:08:37,212 --> 00:08:39,302 if you come, you better be a fly on the wall. 256 00:08:39,344 --> 00:08:40,914 I don't want to hear a peep out of you, bruh, 257 00:08:40,955 --> 00:08:42,035 and don't you bring your ass down there 258 00:08:42,086 --> 00:08:43,346 - and embarrass me, okay? - Yes, sir. 259 00:08:43,392 --> 00:08:44,832 All right, man. 260 00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:50,880 Boom! That's what I'm talking 'bout, 261 00:08:50,921 --> 00:08:53,321 and I nutted this morning for breakfast. 262 00:08:53,358 --> 00:08:55,358 I call it Jizzing in July. 263 00:08:55,404 --> 00:08:56,974 Ah! Ah! Ah! 264 00:08:57,014 --> 00:08:58,324 Huh? You like that? 265 00:08:58,363 --> 00:09:00,543 [Malik laughs] 266 00:09:02,411 --> 00:09:03,931 Thank you. 267 00:09:07,459 --> 00:09:08,419 Hey, girl. 268 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:10,160 What the hell did you do? 269 00:09:10,201 --> 00:09:12,381 You know, I thought I'd 828 Style the whole place up. 270 00:09:12,421 --> 00:09:14,211 Girl, look. 271 00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:15,729 See the color scheme? You see? 272 00:09:15,772 --> 00:09:17,382 It's the whole seaside vibe that you love! 273 00:09:17,426 --> 00:09:20,426 Yeah. Where's my stuff? My coffee table? 274 00:09:20,472 --> 00:09:21,522 That old foot locker you said 275 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:22,691 you would get rid of since college? 276 00:09:22,736 --> 00:09:24,476 Girl, don't worry. 277 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,170 The mission needed that stuff way more than we did. 278 00:09:26,217 --> 00:09:28,217 You donated my stuff to the mission. 279 00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:29,053 Yeah. 280 00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:32,398 I gotta get my trunk. 281 00:09:32,441 --> 00:09:35,101 Raquel...wait. 282 00:09:35,139 --> 00:09:37,529 ♪♪♪ 283 00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:49,276 I'm telling you, that vintage Rolie, 284 00:09:49,327 --> 00:09:50,287 that's the way to go. 285 00:09:50,328 --> 00:09:51,418 [chuckles] 286 00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:53,290 ♪♪♪ 287 00:09:53,331 --> 00:09:54,901 - Oh ho! - Ho, ho, ho! 288 00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:56,812 MAN ON PA: Playing in Group Three, 289 00:09:56,857 --> 00:09:58,247 -Colonel Ulysses Thatcher... -[applause] 290 00:09:58,293 --> 00:10:00,903 Mr. Garret Evans, Mr. Trey Smith, 291 00:10:00,948 --> 00:10:03,818 and Mr. El "Dee-bar-gee" Wright. 292 00:10:03,864 --> 00:10:06,044 El DeBarge, man! Like the singer! 293 00:10:07,345 --> 00:10:09,425 Malik, they didn't call my name on the list. 294 00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:10,998 Yeah. That's 'cause you're not playing. 295 00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:12,915 Hey, fellas... 296 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:15,480 Y'all remember Jamison. He's my caddie. 297 00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:16,917 You gentlemen didn't bring caddies? 298 00:10:16,964 --> 00:10:19,844 Mine couldn't make it. He got stuck in 1965. 299 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:21,230 [polite laughter] 300 00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:23,102 Why would you bring me if I'm not playing? 301 00:10:23,144 --> 00:10:25,634 Relax, "Beggar" Vance. Listen, you got one job today 302 00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:26,758 and that's to make me look good, all right? 303 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:27,840 Easy money. 304 00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:30,673 - Easy money. - Easy money. 305 00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,887 [indistinct sports announcer on radio] 306 00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:35,286 Where is he? Where is he? 307 00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:37,330 Aha! 308 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:40,505 There's my white whale right there. 309 00:10:40,552 --> 00:10:42,732 [laughs] Oh, I see you. 310 00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:46,254 Miss? What happened to the stuff inside the trunk? 311 00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:47,727 [pressing cash register keys] 312 00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:53,477 Raquel? What the hell was in that trunk? 313 00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:54,572 A yo-yo. 314 00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:56,220 A yo-yo? 315 00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:57,924 Raq, I will give you $100 Cash App 316 00:10:57,961 --> 00:10:59,271 so you can have a trunk full of yo-yos. 317 00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:01,180 Wow, you really think money fixes everything. 318 00:11:01,225 --> 00:11:03,175 No, just everything yo-yo-related. 319 00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:04,617 And why wouldn't you? If my parents bought me 320 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,194 something shiny or new every time I lost something, 321 00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:08,671 that would make me a narcissist, too. 322 00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:11,710 I'm sorry, okay? 323 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,108 I'm sorry I threw your things away, 324 00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:15,020 but, Raquel, it is a yo-yo. 325 00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:18,365 A yo-yo my mom gave to me, that means everything? 326 00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:20,196 Don't you have anything in your life 327 00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:22,034 that you would do whatever to protect it? 328 00:11:23,639 --> 00:11:24,729 Of course not. 329 00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:26,381 [phone ringing] 330 00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:28,564 How could you when you're constantly running away 331 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:31,430 from everyone and everything that even tries to come close? 332 00:11:31,473 --> 00:11:34,743 [ringing continues] 333 00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:36,391 Not right now, Mom. 334 00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:37,834 Exactly. 335 00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:44,792 What do you say we make this interesting? 336 00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:47,054 Oh, easy, Malik. I smell a setup. 337 00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:48,707 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm all about 338 00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:49,881 making things interesting, Colonel. 339 00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:52,536 Let's, uh-- let's go with 5 Gs a hole. 340 00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:56,853 Well, that's interesting for a player. 341 00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:59,850 Owners play for 100 grand a hole. 342 00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:02,773 Oh, shit. Oh, you wanna make it real interesting? Okay. 343 00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,159 [chuckles] 344 00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:05,591 Okay, let's do it. 345 00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:14,906 - [ball falls in hole] - Mm-hmm. 346 00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:17,521 Cash transfers only, son. 347 00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:19,392 - Get your popcorn ready. - MALIK: Ha! 348 00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:20,744 Popcorn's already ready. 349 00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:23,093 [laughs] Been popped. 350 00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:26,353 It's gonna be an interesting day, Malik. 351 00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,184 Yep. 352 00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:32,931 That's $1.8 million. 353 00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:35,761 Keith Kincaid! 354 00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:38,108 Tasha Mack. We need to talk. 355 00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:40,368 I'm sorry you came all this way for nothing, Ms. Mack, 356 00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:41,941 but, like I'd already told your office, 357 00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:44,068 - I'm done taking meetings. - Okay, no offense, but 358 00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:46,201 I didn't fly four hours and drive my Black ass 359 00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:47,423 all the way through Klan country 360 00:12:47,462 --> 00:12:49,202 to take no for an answer. 361 00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:51,026 Look, I understand, and I respect your hustle, ma'am, 362 00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:53,214 but my mind is made up. 363 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,990 Oh, I respect that you're calling me "ma'am," son. 364 00:12:56,036 --> 00:12:57,336 But I'm not going anywhere 365 00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:59,075 until I get that meeting you promised me. 366 00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:03,433 All right, well, if you're staying, 367 00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:05,088 go ahead and grab yourself a bucket. 368 00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,353 Rosie ain't gonna milk herself. 369 00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:11,136 [stammers] You expect me to milk a cow? 370 00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:12,751 Oh, no, ma'am. No, I expect you 371 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,662 to get back in your little rented pickup right there 372 00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:15,706 and then you can fly back to 373 00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:17,361 wherever it is you flew in from. 374 00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:21,804 Give me that damn bucket. 375 00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:24,238 [huffs] 376 00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:28,069 Rosie? Come on, heifer. 377 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:31,989 Aah! 378 00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:36,726 You see it? 379 00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:44,951 COLONEL: So, Garret. 380 00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:46,828 What do you do with all that money I'm paying you? 381 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:49,439 [Garret chuckles] Well, 382 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,350 I've bought a fair amount of zero-coupon bonds 383 00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:53,175 to set aside for my nieces and nephews 384 00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:54,623 to attend university. 385 00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:57,879 You don't seem like a guy to invest in zero bonds. 386 00:13:57,924 --> 00:14:00,714 I take risks on commodities that become more valuable 387 00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,452 as they mature, Colonel. 388 00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:04,503 Yeah, the market's on fire right now. 389 00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:06,799 Oh, as in burning down. 390 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,366 It plummeted 300 points, which means it's time to buy. 391 00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:10,413 Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. 392 00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:12,108 It's time to buy. 393 00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:13,365 - Real estate. - Real estate. 394 00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,677 Good call. I'll double my profit this year 395 00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,994 with the Fury and dump a big chunk of that into real estate. 396 00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:19,291 Well, that's quite a chunk, Colonel, 397 00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:22,076 considering you did 2.5 billion last year. 398 00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:24,822 I mean, if you believe "Forbes," that is. 399 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,874 - You're a subscriber, right? - Yeah, yeah. 400 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,649 Well, listen, I bought up Bitcoin. 401 00:14:28,693 --> 00:14:29,693 It's the money of the future, am I right? 402 00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:34,175 Oh, you really shouldn't deal in volatility, Malik. 403 00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:36,011 Listen to him, Malik. 404 00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:37,489 Garret knows what he's talking about. 405 00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:42,526 - Hey, Malik. - Oh. 406 00:14:42,577 --> 00:14:43,747 I found your balls. 407 00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:54,851 What? 408 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,244 Got the genes of a pro athlete. 409 00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:57,896 What'd you expect? 410 00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,640 Is it-- what is that? What is that? 411 00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:01,992 Oh! 412 00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,596 Steady on, Malik. 413 00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,952 How much are you down to the Colonel already? 414 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:09,133 He's down 300K. 415 00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:10,869 That's a whole house, where I'm from. 416 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:14,000 Bruh, owners don't have losses. We have write-offs. 417 00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:15,263 Right, but if you actually want to win this hole, 418 00:15:15,305 --> 00:15:16,695 you might want to use an iron. 419 00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:17,791 Dawg, I'm trying to be aggressive. 420 00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:19,089 I'm down a whole house. 421 00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:20,955 Yes, a cheap, broke-down-ass house, 422 00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:22,007 but it's still a house. 423 00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:24,361 Remember the Dallas playoff? 424 00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:25,751 When you could've scrambled, but you checked down 425 00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:27,584 to the running back and got the first down? 426 00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:28,972 And the next play, you won the game? 427 00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,095 Yeah. 428 00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:32,186 So put the driver down, 429 00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:33,625 use an iron. 430 00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:34,981 You better be right. 431 00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:36,941 Trust me, just try it out. 432 00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:40,235 Okay?! 433 00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:42,587 - Ha! - Bollocks! 434 00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:44,417 - [laughter] - Whoo! 435 00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:46,595 That's what I'm talking about, man, yeah. 436 00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:51,211 I can't believe it! Where is my shit? 437 00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:57,910 Look, I'm sorry. Okay, I--really, I didn't know-- 438 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,957 - Stop. - I didn't know! 439 00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:06,269 Brit, you know, we didn't have a lot when we were growing up. 440 00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:09,933 Always moving, always leaving something behind. 441 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,969 But my mom always made sure I had that stupid toy. 442 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:18,241 She said it represented her love for me. 443 00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:21,021 In life I may have highs and lows, ups and downs, 444 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,897 but she'll always be there to... 445 00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:25,419 to catch me when I bounce back. 446 00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:28,506 Like a yo-yo. 447 00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:29,812 I know it's stupid. 448 00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:32,953 No. 449 00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:37,818 I envy you, 'cause I don't have 450 00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:40,556 a single possession I would do a dumpster dive for. 451 00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:43,831 You're dumpster diving now. 452 00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:49,135 'Cause you're my yo-yo. 453 00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:58,100 Give me a hug, you little ashy-ass. 454 00:16:58,147 --> 00:17:00,107 Oh, you want a hug from a narcissist? 455 00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,669 I--I'm--I'm sorry I called you that. 456 00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:04,107 Even though that's what you are, 457 00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:06,033 I think we should chill out on the name calling. 458 00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:09,769 Son of a bitch. 459 00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:11,941 - Excuse me? - No, no, look. 460 00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:16,080 Oh, son of a bitch! 461 00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:18,562 Hey, hey. 462 00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:20,432 Raquel. Raquel! Come here. 463 00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:27,219 Soo-ey! 464 00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:29,273 Soo-ey! Come here, little piggy! 465 00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:31,309 Soo-ey! 466 00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:33,704 ["The Devil Went Down to Georgia" plays] 467 00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:35,098 [cow moos] 468 00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:37,881 ♪♪♪ 469 00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:39,146 - All right. Hold that. - Whoa, whoa. 470 00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:41,058 What's wrong? Hold it. 471 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,583 Aah! Soo-ey! 472 00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:44,846 Now, where in the world did you learn to call hogs? 473 00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:46,539 That's how I scared the owners 474 00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:48,017 into giving me what I want. 475 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,887 Gotcha. Well, you also scared off the pigs. 476 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,160 No. Come on. 477 00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:54,031 The day's still young. Let's go. 478 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,343 ♪ But I'm a fiddle player, too ♪ 479 00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:58,029 ♪ And if you'd care to take a dare ♪ 480 00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,947 - ♪ I'll make a bet with you - [cow moos] 481 00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:01,561 ♪ Now you played pretty good fiddle, boy ♪ 482 00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:02,692 ♪ But give the devil his due 483 00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:05,263 Ah, yeah! Say "new money." 484 00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:07,301 Soo-ey! Ooh. 485 00:18:07,347 --> 00:18:08,777 Okay. All right, all right, all right. 486 00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:10,216 Soo-ey! 487 00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:12,133 Ha! Oh, you better watch them forks. 488 00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:13,608 - [snorts] - Okay. Ha-ha! 489 00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:15,697 Not bad! 490 00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:17,006 You got some Kahlua? 491 00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:19,362 "New money." There you go. Say it. 492 00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:21,062 - New money. New money. New money. - That's it. That's it. 493 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,540 ♪ And if you win you get 494 00:18:22,579 --> 00:18:24,969 ♪ This shiny fiddle made of gold ♪ 495 00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:27,796 ♪ But if you lose, the devil gets your soul ♪ 496 00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,722 KEITH: Hey. 497 00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:33,462 Figured these might help. 498 00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:35,293 Really? 499 00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:36,851 Took your ass long enough. 500 00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:38,938 You know, uh, we need to have a sit-down, 501 00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:40,727 'cause we haven't talked one bit of business. 502 00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:42,031 Not until we've picked the corn. 503 00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:43,767 Oh, hell no. See, Black folk, 504 00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:45,168 we don't pick nothing that start with a "C." 505 00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,781 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 506 00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:49,652 Not even a little bit of cannabis? 507 00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:54,183 Fellas, consider this a pre-victory celebration. 508 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,830 That's very gracious, but I think you should've let 509 00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,534 Garret buy, since he just agreed 510 00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,182 to a massive new contract. 511 00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:03,136 [laughs] Yes. But I haven't signed it yet, 512 00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:04,575 and likely never will. 513 00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:07,620 What are you talking about? 514 00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:09,538 We have a deal. 515 00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,193 You had a deal with Tasha, 516 00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,757 and she's not here. I am. 517 00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:14,633 We spent five years in St. Louis, 518 00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,455 and you never once asked me to golf. 519 00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:18,683 Anything to close the deal, eh? 520 00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:20,072 You sure you want to play it this way? 521 00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:21,895 I took you for a smart fella. 522 00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:24,293 You're pretty smart yourself, Colonel, 523 00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:27,817 making half a billion this year, off our backs. 524 00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:30,172 That should make my demand easy. 525 00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:33,222 I want to be the highest-paid defensive player...ever. 526 00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,299 [laughing] 527 00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:39,655 Give me a minute, dawg. 528 00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:44,364 Colonel. 529 00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:47,839 Owner to owner, 530 00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:49,062 a defensive back will never be paid 531 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,410 as much as a franchise quarterback. 532 00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:52,710 I say we sit his ass. 533 00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:56,626 - Really? - Yeah. Oh, really. 534 00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:58,203 He's our biggest ticket draw. 535 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,590 He's got the third best-selling jersey in the league, 536 00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,034 and by himself, he's responsible 537 00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:03,720 for 2.3 victories a season, 538 00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:05,287 which means last year we wouldn't have 539 00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:06,774 made the playoffs, and the year before, 540 00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:08,384 we wouldn't have won the championships, 541 00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:09,954 which let me move the team to Vegas 542 00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:11,601 and double the value of my franchise. 543 00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:16,219 But you would sit him. 544 00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:22,567 Look, there he is. There he is. 545 00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:26,141 Little man with the yo-yo, how much? 546 00:20:26,181 --> 00:20:28,231 Ew! Y'all smell like toilet shit. 547 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:29,750 You know what? I'm-a take it. 548 00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,453 Look, hey, hey. Came out of the same dumpster as you. 549 00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:32,801 Hmm. 550 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:33,800 Twenty dollars? 551 00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:37,150 Fifty. 552 00:20:37,192 --> 00:20:39,762 Okay. Sold, 553 00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:40,803 to the little boy with the filthy mouth. 554 00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:42,108 So what's your cash app? 555 00:20:42,153 --> 00:20:44,203 Lady, do I look like I got Cash App? 556 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,163 Okay. [clears throat] 557 00:20:46,201 --> 00:20:50,211 How would you like a $600 pair of shades? 558 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,249 How would you like to kiss my ass? 559 00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:53,904 Okay. 560 00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:55,688 - He's delightful. Yeah. - Yes, he is. 561 00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:56,822 You know what? Um... 562 00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:59,214 Watch this hustler, Raq. I'll be back. 563 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,818 Where you going? 564 00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:03,308 I, uh... I need to make this right. 565 00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:16,966 - Boy, there sure is no quit in you, Malik. - [chuckles] 566 00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:18,544 A lesser man would be crying in the clubhouse, 567 00:21:18,581 --> 00:21:20,711 if they were down 200 large on the last hole. 568 00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:24,067 You just gonna stand there and look stupid 569 00:21:24,108 --> 00:21:25,328 or you gonna help me read this putt? 570 00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:29,548 Okay, so this is a double breaker against the grain. 571 00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:32,122 Obviously. What the hell does that mean? 572 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,510 It's just about 15 feet. 573 00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:36,304 Just a little bit over your practice mat at home. 574 00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:38,168 We ain't at the barbershop, fool. 575 00:21:38,209 --> 00:21:41,339 Clear your mind. Own the shot. 576 00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:43,037 Pressure's on him. That's why he keeps on talking. 577 00:21:43,084 --> 00:21:44,484 - Mm-hmm. - He's nervous because he knows 578 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,350 if you can beat him... 579 00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:47,832 you can be him. 580 00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:49,001 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 581 00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,533 Colonel, it's a double breaker against the grain. 582 00:21:53,573 --> 00:21:55,313 Man, this is a tough putt. 583 00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:56,877 I like where this is going. 584 00:21:56,924 --> 00:21:59,414 So if I miss, 585 00:21:59,448 --> 00:22:00,708 I pay double. 586 00:22:00,754 --> 00:22:01,624 If I make it... 587 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,762 Jamison gets an invite to the training camp. 588 00:22:05,802 --> 00:22:07,112 Are you bloody mad? 589 00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:08,981 - [chuckles] - Malik, what are you doing? 590 00:22:09,023 --> 00:22:11,113 He's thinking like an owner. 591 00:22:11,155 --> 00:22:12,235 Deal. 592 00:22:30,871 --> 00:22:31,961 Damn it! 593 00:22:39,053 --> 00:22:41,063 When you have emotional clarity, 594 00:22:41,098 --> 00:22:43,408 you won't make emotional decisions like this bet. 595 00:22:43,449 --> 00:22:46,759 Always, always put the organization first, Malik. 596 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,320 - [sighs] - This kid. 597 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,668 He's bad press. He'll never be part of our organization. 598 00:22:51,718 --> 00:22:53,418 Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa. 599 00:22:53,459 --> 00:22:55,589 So what if I would've made that putt? 600 00:22:55,635 --> 00:22:57,025 I knew you wouldn't. 601 00:23:00,944 --> 00:23:02,864 TASHA: I got the munchies. 602 00:23:02,903 --> 00:23:04,773 Think I got an emergency snack. 603 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:09,777 You like peanut butter logs? 604 00:23:09,823 --> 00:23:12,223 - Do you? - Hell, yeah! I love 'em! 605 00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:14,220 - Okay, well, who doesn't? - Man, my mom, 606 00:23:14,262 --> 00:23:16,572 she'd always pack me a bag full of these 607 00:23:16,612 --> 00:23:18,442 whenever I went fishing. 608 00:23:18,484 --> 00:23:21,054 I'd throw an extra one out into the pond for good luck, 609 00:23:21,095 --> 00:23:23,615 and I never came back empty-handed. 610 00:23:23,663 --> 00:23:25,273 You know what? I think me and your mama, 611 00:23:25,316 --> 00:23:26,966 we could've been girls. 612 00:23:27,014 --> 00:23:28,154 The thought of that makes me pretty happy. 613 00:23:28,189 --> 00:23:30,669 Well, good, 'cause you know what? 614 00:23:30,713 --> 00:23:32,763 When you sign with me, you not just a client, 615 00:23:32,802 --> 00:23:34,542 you family. 616 00:23:34,587 --> 00:23:36,807 [sighs] I--I can't. 617 00:23:38,068 --> 00:23:39,638 I'm sorry, I-- I can't do it. 618 00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:43,163 I thought we were connecting. 619 00:23:43,204 --> 00:23:44,774 - Oh, no, we are-- - You scared 620 00:23:44,814 --> 00:23:46,604 you gonna be the only white franchise quarterback 621 00:23:46,642 --> 00:23:48,602 - with a Black agent. - What? Come on! Hell, no. 622 00:23:48,644 --> 00:23:51,264 That's--my fiancée's Black. 623 00:23:51,299 --> 00:23:54,559 I'm--I'm down with the brown all over town. 624 00:23:54,607 --> 00:23:55,997 [laughing] I just--I-- 625 00:23:56,043 --> 00:23:57,483 I just--I-- 626 00:23:57,523 --> 00:23:59,613 I want to be a part of the Billionaire Boys Club 627 00:23:59,655 --> 00:24:02,215 by the time I'm 30, and I... 628 00:24:02,266 --> 00:24:04,526 I don't think you got the balls to get me there. 629 00:24:04,573 --> 00:24:05,843 [quietly] Wow. 630 00:24:05,879 --> 00:24:08,489 - [sighs] - Ain't this a bitch? 631 00:24:08,534 --> 00:24:11,194 You know, I got one client, 632 00:24:11,232 --> 00:24:12,492 highest-paid safety in the league, 633 00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:14,578 and another one that's set to be an owner. 634 00:24:14,627 --> 00:24:15,667 And you sitting up here worrying 635 00:24:15,715 --> 00:24:16,975 'cause I got a damn vagina? 636 00:24:17,020 --> 00:24:18,810 You know, you shouldn't sign with Nike. 637 00:24:18,848 --> 00:24:20,068 You should have your own shoe, 638 00:24:20,110 --> 00:24:21,420 and you shouldn't endorse Gatorade, 639 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,030 you should have your own damn drink. 640 00:24:25,855 --> 00:24:28,725 - "Kincaid-ade." - Mm-hmm. 641 00:24:28,771 --> 00:24:30,731 - That's pretty sweet. - I know. 642 00:24:30,773 --> 00:24:32,913 See, with me, you'd be a billion-dollar brand 643 00:24:32,949 --> 00:24:34,599 by the time you were 25, 644 00:24:34,647 --> 00:24:37,297 but you're too damn stupid to realize it. 645 00:24:37,345 --> 00:24:39,695 - I'm sorry, I just-- - Yeah, you're stupid, 646 00:24:39,739 --> 00:24:41,259 'cause stupid is as stupid does, 647 00:24:41,305 --> 00:24:42,785 you damn Forrest Gump hillbilly-ass! 648 00:24:44,395 --> 00:24:45,695 You know what? 649 00:24:45,745 --> 00:24:46,915 Give me this weed. 650 00:24:46,963 --> 00:24:48,183 I wouldn't represent you if you was 651 00:24:48,225 --> 00:24:50,175 the last redneck on earth. 652 00:24:50,227 --> 00:24:52,007 How you like them balls, huh? 653 00:24:54,754 --> 00:24:57,544 [horse neighs] 654 00:25:01,021 --> 00:25:02,631 [sighs] 655 00:25:02,675 --> 00:25:04,455 There goes my owner. 656 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:05,463 Dawg, I might not be built 657 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,594 for this ownership shit, Caleb. 658 00:25:07,636 --> 00:25:10,196 Thought I was at the goal line, about to score. 659 00:25:10,247 --> 00:25:11,337 Not even on the damn field. 660 00:25:11,379 --> 00:25:12,729 Don't sweat that shit, man. 661 00:25:12,772 --> 00:25:14,432 Golf ain't no real sport anyway. 662 00:25:14,469 --> 00:25:17,299 It's not just about golf, dawg. 663 00:25:17,341 --> 00:25:18,651 I didn't speak the language. 664 00:25:18,691 --> 00:25:20,131 It's like Jamison fit in more than me, 665 00:25:20,170 --> 00:25:21,390 and he's been in Shawshank. 666 00:25:22,651 --> 00:25:24,911 Keeping it 100? That shit was embarrassing. 667 00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:26,478 - So what? - [door opens] 668 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,605 You Malik El DeBarge Wright. You got this! 669 00:25:28,657 --> 00:25:30,917 That's easy for you to say, fool, you dead. 670 00:25:30,964 --> 00:25:33,494 - [door closes] - That's a low blow, Malik. 671 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:35,232 JAMISON: Malik? 672 00:25:35,272 --> 00:25:36,492 You got company. 673 00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:39,095 Macy, Tracy, and Stacy! 674 00:25:39,146 --> 00:25:42,276 I don't speak French, but I can spell menage à trois! 675 00:25:42,323 --> 00:25:43,803 This'll make us both feel good. 676 00:25:43,846 --> 00:25:45,276 Okay, great. 677 00:25:45,326 --> 00:25:47,676 I'm feeling better already. 678 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:48,590 What's up, ladies? 679 00:25:48,634 --> 00:25:50,164 [chuckles] 680 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,850 Hey, man, I'm-a head back to the crib. 681 00:25:51,898 --> 00:25:54,068 But I will be back to paint your kitchen island tomorrow. 682 00:25:54,117 --> 00:25:55,417 No, dawg, you ain't got to bounce. 683 00:25:55,466 --> 00:25:57,896 Stay. Partake in the delicacies. 684 00:25:57,947 --> 00:26:00,647 Ah, thank you, but I'm cool. 685 00:26:00,689 --> 00:26:02,519 Plus I got an early morning training session. 686 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:03,951 Good. I don't like him anyway. 687 00:26:03,997 --> 00:26:05,427 He always killing my vibe. 688 00:26:05,476 --> 00:26:06,826 You wouldn't be buying into 689 00:26:06,869 --> 00:26:08,479 this No Nut November nonsense, now, would you? 690 00:26:09,655 --> 00:26:10,735 Whatever it takes, right? 691 00:26:11,961 --> 00:26:13,621 But you enjoy. 692 00:26:13,659 --> 00:26:15,009 I'll holla at you tomorrow. 693 00:26:18,533 --> 00:26:21,103 Yo, Jamison! Hold up, dawg. 694 00:26:21,144 --> 00:26:22,764 - I'll give you a ride. - Aw, hell, no. 695 00:26:22,798 --> 00:26:24,628 - You sure? - Yep! 696 00:26:24,670 --> 00:26:26,500 You can't do a brother like this. 697 00:26:26,541 --> 00:26:28,021 All right, ladies, I'll be back in a second. 698 00:26:28,064 --> 00:26:29,244 Y'all have a little fun. 699 00:26:29,283 --> 00:26:31,593 Ain't no fun if Caleb can't have none! 700 00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:33,073 Bar's by the pool. 701 00:26:33,113 --> 00:26:34,723 Damn you, Malik. 702 00:26:34,767 --> 00:26:36,197 [door closes] 703 00:26:36,246 --> 00:26:39,206 Yeah, that's Rock the Baby. But... 704 00:26:39,249 --> 00:26:41,429 Hey, little man. 705 00:26:41,469 --> 00:26:42,639 His name's Darius. 706 00:26:42,688 --> 00:26:44,038 Hey, Darius. 707 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,560 Look what I got. 708 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:48,224 Oh, fuck! A Malik Wright jersey? 709 00:26:48,258 --> 00:26:50,868 - Unleash the Fury! - Eh, not so fast. 710 00:26:50,913 --> 00:26:52,183 It'll cost you one orange yo-yo. 711 00:26:52,219 --> 00:26:54,349 And, hey, 712 00:26:54,395 --> 00:26:56,005 stop all that damn cussing. Okay? 713 00:26:56,049 --> 00:26:57,959 You got it. Anything. 714 00:26:58,007 --> 00:26:59,747 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 715 00:26:59,792 --> 00:27:02,192 [phone buzzes] 716 00:27:02,229 --> 00:27:03,839 Hey, yo, I got lucky at the mission. 717 00:27:03,883 --> 00:27:06,323 An autographed Fury jersey. 718 00:27:06,363 --> 00:27:08,633 We can get five C-notes for this, easy, Grandmama! 719 00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:10,800 [both laugh] 720 00:27:11,978 --> 00:27:13,328 He a hustler. 721 00:27:13,370 --> 00:27:14,330 He is. 722 00:27:14,371 --> 00:27:16,681 [phone rings] 723 00:27:16,722 --> 00:27:18,202 You should handle that, Brit. 724 00:27:18,245 --> 00:27:20,805 [sighs] I really should. 725 00:27:22,902 --> 00:27:25,122 Come on. 726 00:27:25,165 --> 00:27:26,985 - You really smell bad. - So do you. 727 00:27:27,036 --> 00:27:28,336 TASHA: Steadman! 728 00:27:28,385 --> 00:27:30,255 I didn't get my white whale 729 00:27:30,300 --> 00:27:32,220 and I smell like pee and poverty. 730 00:27:32,259 --> 00:27:34,569 I'm so sorry to hear that, Ms. Mack, 731 00:27:34,609 --> 00:27:36,569 but I'm sure in the end, you'll win. 732 00:27:36,611 --> 00:27:39,011 Oh. Thank you, Steady. 733 00:27:39,048 --> 00:27:41,698 You know, you always know how to make a mogul feel better. 734 00:27:41,747 --> 00:27:42,697 - [chuckles] - [phone rings] 735 00:27:42,748 --> 00:27:44,448 Any time. 736 00:27:44,488 --> 00:27:46,968 [ringing continues] 737 00:27:47,013 --> 00:27:48,973 Colonel. 738 00:27:49,015 --> 00:27:50,705 To what do I owe the pleasure? 739 00:27:50,756 --> 00:27:52,366 Tasha, Tasha, Tasha. 740 00:27:52,409 --> 00:27:54,109 I thought we were friends. 741 00:27:54,150 --> 00:27:56,590 I was beginning to think we could be more, 742 00:27:56,631 --> 00:27:58,721 but what Garret did this afternoon 743 00:27:58,764 --> 00:28:01,514 - was not very friendly at all. - What the hell happened? 744 00:28:01,549 --> 00:28:03,419 What happened was, you and I had a deal, 745 00:28:03,464 --> 00:28:05,864 - and Garret reneged. - He what? 746 00:28:05,901 --> 00:28:08,471 Look, let's not overreact, okay? 747 00:28:08,512 --> 00:28:10,432 I'll handle it as soon as I land. 748 00:28:10,471 --> 00:28:12,081 Will it be handled over drinks? 749 00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:14,605 Or maybe dinner at my place? 750 00:28:14,649 --> 00:28:17,909 Why the hell not? Drinks, not dinner. 751 00:28:17,957 --> 00:28:20,217 Book it. 752 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:22,960 [sighs] 753 00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:26,180 Damn. 754 00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:28,843 Damn, dawg, where the hell we going? 755 00:28:28,881 --> 00:28:30,451 We still in Vegas? 756 00:28:30,491 --> 00:28:33,281 Yes, man, we are still in Sin City, 757 00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,500 - just a darker part. - Clearly. 758 00:28:35,539 --> 00:28:38,109 Sir, you lost 400 Gs today, my man. 759 00:28:38,151 --> 00:28:39,501 - [sighs] - Feel like I should 760 00:28:39,543 --> 00:28:40,853 give you some gas money or something. 761 00:28:40,893 --> 00:28:44,943 I can't lie, dawg. That shit stings! 762 00:28:44,984 --> 00:28:48,124 But not as much as No Nut November. 763 00:28:48,161 --> 00:28:50,031 I'm thinking about doing it. 764 00:28:50,076 --> 00:28:51,506 You should. I think it'll surprise you. 765 00:28:51,555 --> 00:28:54,375 Hmm. Just the thought of it makes me cringe. 766 00:28:54,428 --> 00:28:56,598 [shudders] Like what if I get to day six 767 00:28:56,647 --> 00:28:59,777 and I have a wet dream? Like a long, slow, 768 00:28:59,825 --> 00:29:01,865 soft wet dream? 769 00:29:04,177 --> 00:29:06,267 Then you start over. 770 00:29:06,309 --> 00:29:08,009 You know, you just work it till you win. 771 00:29:08,050 --> 00:29:10,490 Yo, this is me right here on the right. 772 00:29:12,402 --> 00:29:14,192 This reminds me of the shithole 773 00:29:14,230 --> 00:29:15,620 Moms and I lived in in Richmond. 774 00:29:15,666 --> 00:29:18,186 I remember when I made the league. Pssh. 775 00:29:18,234 --> 00:29:20,114 Bought that dump and tore it down. 776 00:29:20,149 --> 00:29:22,149 One of the best days of my life. 777 00:29:22,195 --> 00:29:23,975 It's not that bad, man. 778 00:29:24,023 --> 00:29:25,723 Plus, home is where you lay your head at, right? 779 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,980 If you say so. [chuckles] 780 00:29:29,028 --> 00:29:30,898 Thank you for the ride, Malik. 781 00:29:31,857 --> 00:29:33,817 No problem, dawg. 782 00:29:41,301 --> 00:29:43,041 ["Down Bad" by Nate Bodiker plays] 783 00:29:43,085 --> 00:29:44,865 ♪ I was down bad, yo 784 00:29:46,132 --> 00:29:49,272 ♪ I was down bad, tryin' to make them ends meet ♪ 785 00:29:49,309 --> 00:29:52,269 ♪ Barely gettin' by, had me livin' week to week ♪ 786 00:29:52,312 --> 00:29:54,662 ♪ I was down bad, tryin' to make them ends meet ♪ 787 00:29:54,705 --> 00:29:58,095 ♪ Was barely gettin' by, had me livin' week to week ♪ 788 00:29:58,144 --> 00:30:01,064 ♪ Plottin', now we're schemin', had me thinkin' I'm a freak ♪ 789 00:30:01,103 --> 00:30:04,063 ♪ What's it gon' take just to see my family eat? ♪ 790 00:30:04,106 --> 00:30:06,066 - ♪ I was down bad - ♪ Down bad 791 00:30:06,108 --> 00:30:08,018 - ♪ Ain't no lookin' up - ♪ Lookin' up 792 00:30:08,067 --> 00:30:10,157 ♪ An outcast, said I was cookin' up ♪ 793 00:30:10,199 --> 00:30:11,239 ♪ I was on my own shit 794 00:30:11,287 --> 00:30:13,507 ♪ I had my own way 795 00:30:13,550 --> 00:30:16,160 ♪ I don't owe shit to you, I made my own way ♪ 796 00:30:16,205 --> 00:30:17,725 ♪ Now your girl up on my block 797 00:30:17,772 --> 00:30:19,732 ♪ She don't say nothin', hey 798 00:30:19,774 --> 00:30:21,954 ♪ I drop a pin, I'm knowin' when lil' shorty comin' ♪ 799 00:30:21,994 --> 00:30:25,914 ♪ I got you thinkin' maybe she been up to somethin' ♪ 800 00:30:25,954 --> 00:30:28,394 ♪ I throw a brick and let lil' shorty get to ..., get to ... ♪ 801 00:30:28,435 --> 00:30:30,955 ♪ Dummy money, yeah, it's funny how the mindset change ♪ 802 00:30:31,003 --> 00:30:34,093 ♪ I can never go back to the "Is it time yet?" phase ♪ 803 00:30:34,136 --> 00:30:36,876 ♪ Done came a long ways from being broke ♪ 804 00:30:36,922 --> 00:30:38,452 Yo. [sighs] 805 00:30:38,488 --> 00:30:40,098 ♪ They can never look at... 806 00:30:41,056 --> 00:30:42,356 Dawg, I was wrong. This is actually 807 00:30:42,405 --> 00:30:43,885 the real shithole right here. 808 00:30:43,929 --> 00:30:46,019 [chuckles weakly] 809 00:30:46,061 --> 00:30:47,721 Bruh, you living in here? 810 00:30:49,195 --> 00:30:51,975 All my ends goes to training, so... 811 00:30:53,721 --> 00:30:54,851 ...it's the cost of success. 812 00:30:54,896 --> 00:30:56,636 Dawg, if you need a place to crash, 813 00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:57,860 just ask me, man. 814 00:30:57,899 --> 00:31:00,419 - I'm--I'm good, Malik. - No, no, no. 815 00:31:00,467 --> 00:31:01,767 No. You're not good. 816 00:31:01,816 --> 00:31:03,556 Bruh, even the rats ain't good up in here. 817 00:31:04,427 --> 00:31:06,557 Malik... [clears throat] 818 00:31:06,603 --> 00:31:07,783 Look around you, man. 819 00:31:07,822 --> 00:31:10,352 Hmm? What do you see? 820 00:31:10,390 --> 00:31:12,390 [chuckles] Uh, two crackheads 821 00:31:12,435 --> 00:31:14,255 having nasty sex in a corner right there, 822 00:31:14,307 --> 00:31:15,657 a 3-legged pit bull trying to figure out 823 00:31:15,699 --> 00:31:16,879 what the hell went wrong, 824 00:31:16,918 --> 00:31:17,788 and a crackhead on the corner-- 825 00:31:17,832 --> 00:31:18,922 There's no protesters here. 826 00:31:20,487 --> 00:31:22,047 There's no finger pointing. There's no judgment. 827 00:31:25,622 --> 00:31:26,622 I'm free here. 828 00:31:27,668 --> 00:31:29,498 Bruh, do me a favor. 829 00:31:29,539 --> 00:31:31,109 Pack up all your shit-- 830 00:31:31,150 --> 00:31:33,370 better yet, burn all your shit... 831 00:31:33,413 --> 00:31:34,683 - Can't do that. - Yes, you can, 832 00:31:34,718 --> 00:31:35,808 because you're moving in with me. 833 00:31:35,850 --> 00:31:36,940 - I can't do that. - My home 834 00:31:36,982 --> 00:31:38,942 is my organization, brother, 835 00:31:38,984 --> 00:31:40,684 and you're a part of my organization now. 836 00:31:40,724 --> 00:31:41,864 Temporarily. 837 00:31:44,728 --> 00:31:46,688 Sure about that? 838 00:31:46,730 --> 00:31:47,910 Uh, no. 839 00:31:49,951 --> 00:31:52,001 Just stay away from me for the next 30 days. 840 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:53,520 I sleepwalk and I don't want to get you pregnant. 841 00:31:53,563 --> 00:31:54,833 Get your shit. Come on. 842 00:31:54,869 --> 00:31:56,649 ♪ Tryin' to make them ends meet ♪ 843 00:31:56,697 --> 00:31:58,867 ♪ Was barely gettin' by, had me livin' week to week ♪ 844 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:02,087 ♪ Plottin', now we're schemin', had me thinkin' I'm a freak ♪ 845 00:32:02,137 --> 00:32:04,487 ♪ What's it gon' take just to see my family eat? ♪ 846 00:32:04,531 --> 00:32:05,311 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 847 00:32:12,408 --> 00:32:13,928 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org