1 00:00:06,310 --> 00:00:09,230 Izzy, you were my first self-tape. 2 00:00:09,270 --> 00:00:11,140 You gave me hope. 3 00:00:11,185 --> 00:00:13,875 You allowed me to dream. 4 00:00:15,537 --> 00:00:18,187 Showed me that I could work any position 5 00:00:18,235 --> 00:00:21,365 I put my mind to. Ooh. 6 00:00:21,412 --> 00:00:24,682 And you, Marsha... 7 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:27,380 and you, Tianna, girl... Lord, have mercy. 8 00:00:27,418 --> 00:00:30,768 Oh, Bella, especially you, Bella. 9 00:00:30,813 --> 00:00:32,733 Ooh, rest in paradise, Bella. 10 00:00:32,771 --> 00:00:36,081 ♪ At the pearly gates 11 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:38,133 ♪ Every thought... 12 00:00:38,168 --> 00:00:41,258 The first step in your No-Nut November journey 13 00:00:41,302 --> 00:00:43,572 is to rid yourself of all temptation. 14 00:00:43,608 --> 00:00:45,438 Amen. 15 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:46,610 Look, I know this is hard, 16 00:00:46,655 --> 00:00:47,915 but this cremation is the right move. 17 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,700 Don't say cream, damn it! 18 00:00:49,745 --> 00:00:51,395 - This is some bullshit. - Just think about this. 19 00:00:51,442 --> 00:00:52,922 In 30 days, you'll still have the internet. 20 00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:55,655 Dawg, my collection is better than the damn internet. 21 00:00:55,707 --> 00:01:00,757 Over 750 hours of dedication, bruh! 22 00:01:00,799 --> 00:01:02,579 No, I can't do this shit. Mm-mm. 23 00:01:02,627 --> 00:01:06,457 Nope, can't do it. No, no, no, no! 24 00:01:06,501 --> 00:01:08,111 - Damn it! My babies. - I'm sorry, I had to. 25 00:01:08,155 --> 00:01:10,235 Hey, just-- just think about why you're doing this. 26 00:01:10,287 --> 00:01:12,677 This is the plan, focus. The owners will take you 27 00:01:12,724 --> 00:01:14,124 seriously if you take this seriously. 28 00:01:14,161 --> 00:01:17,031 Who the hell are you, my magical no-nut negro? 29 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,337 Oh, that reminds me. 30 00:01:19,383 --> 00:01:21,433 Here, man, think about this. 31 00:01:21,472 --> 00:01:24,212 If sperm has the power to create life, 32 00:01:24,258 --> 00:01:28,388 imagine what happens when you keep that life force within. 33 00:01:28,436 --> 00:01:30,046 Now, let's recite the mantra together. 34 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:33,180 - Okay. -Get through today. 35 00:01:33,223 --> 00:01:35,793 Tomorrow will take care of itself. 36 00:01:35,834 --> 00:01:38,324 - Okay, also, 37 00:01:38,359 --> 00:01:40,669 got something for you, a little token of my appreciation. 38 00:01:40,709 --> 00:01:43,409 If you haven't bust one when that clock strikes midnight, 39 00:01:43,451 --> 00:01:44,671 you've officially made it through day one. 40 00:01:44,713 --> 00:01:46,373 Now I'm horny for Cinderella. 41 00:01:46,410 --> 00:01:48,150 - Damn it! - Malik, you got this, man. 42 00:01:48,195 --> 00:01:50,545 Bro, do you know what the white party means to me? 43 00:01:50,588 --> 00:01:55,198 Blacking out and waking up to five random white women. 44 00:01:56,420 --> 00:01:59,210 It's my own personal form of reparations. 45 00:01:59,249 --> 00:02:01,819 - Yeah. Okay. - Mm-hmm. 46 00:02:01,860 --> 00:02:03,430 You got this. 47 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:06,910 Don't burn that book. 48 00:02:06,952 --> 00:02:08,742 ♪ Now you been served 49 00:02:09,955 --> 00:02:11,475 ♪ Hit this ... with a uppercut 50 00:02:11,522 --> 00:02:12,312 - Okay. 51 00:02:12,349 --> 00:02:13,789 Okay, girlfriend. 52 00:02:18,616 --> 00:02:20,746 - You like that song? - Yes, queen. 53 00:02:20,792 --> 00:02:22,192 It's all right, but it's cute. 54 00:02:22,229 --> 00:02:24,099 - I like it. - I like it, too. 55 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,414 I'm thinking of putting it in the pile with my other likes. 56 00:02:25,449 --> 00:02:26,929 I have, like, six more to try on. 57 00:02:26,972 --> 00:02:28,632 Yeah, you got a lot of returns for Monday. 58 00:02:28,670 --> 00:02:30,850 Also, I got something for you. 59 00:02:30,889 --> 00:02:32,279 I get to go to the white party? 60 00:02:32,326 --> 00:02:33,676 - Yes, girl. - I'm gonna meet Ari Lennox? 61 00:02:37,983 --> 00:02:40,813 - Oh, my God. I love this. - Not that one. 62 00:02:40,856 --> 00:02:43,816 - Mm. - That one. 63 00:02:43,859 --> 00:02:45,209 Wait, a server's uniform? 64 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:47,082 You want me to work the white party? 65 00:02:47,123 --> 00:02:49,343 No, I want you to work the room, 66 00:02:49,386 --> 00:02:51,906 because Ari Lennox has her own personal server, 67 00:02:51,954 --> 00:02:53,564 and that's gonna be you. 68 00:02:53,608 --> 00:02:55,608 Brit, I just-- I thought I was done waiting tables. 69 00:02:55,653 --> 00:02:57,093 Okay. Well, if you don't wanna go... 70 00:02:57,133 --> 00:02:58,963 No, no. I wanna go. 71 00:02:59,004 --> 00:03:01,054 I'm gonna dance the night away. 72 00:03:01,093 --> 00:03:02,533 Nice, steady pace. 73 00:03:02,573 --> 00:03:04,313 Does it help you stop thinking about sex? 74 00:03:05,837 --> 00:03:08,137 Nope. It's just making me think about Stephanie. 75 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,628 Tammy, ooh, Tammy's mama, Kelly. 76 00:03:10,668 --> 00:03:13,058 - Kelly. Keisha. Ooh! - Let's do some cardio. 77 00:03:13,105 --> 00:03:15,015 - Let's do some cardio. - Ooh, Trina's sister. Yes, yes. 78 00:03:15,064 --> 00:03:17,764 - Get the blood pumping. - Ooh! Yes. 79 00:03:17,806 --> 00:03:19,016 Get the blood pumping, huh? 80 00:03:19,068 --> 00:03:20,328 - Ooh! - Here we go. 81 00:03:20,374 --> 00:03:22,644 Cardio. Cool, cool. 82 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:25,340 All right, guys, let's really stretch those hamstrings out. 83 00:03:25,379 --> 00:03:26,989 - Oh. - Side to side. 84 00:03:27,032 --> 00:03:28,692 Oh, look at that, 85 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:30,860 one of my favorite students has just joined. 86 00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:32,116 Hi, Malik. 87 00:03:32,168 --> 00:03:33,778 I'm so happy to have you. 88 00:03:33,822 --> 00:03:34,952 That's India Baroque. 89 00:03:34,997 --> 00:03:36,607 Dawg, she's my kryptonite. 90 00:03:36,651 --> 00:03:38,001 She's so damn fine. 91 00:03:38,043 --> 00:03:40,313 I have wet dreams about her when I'm awake. 92 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:42,830 Is it midnight yet? 93 00:03:42,874 --> 00:03:45,014 Close. It's-- it's noon. 94 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:46,440 All right, I'm about to be out. 95 00:03:46,487 --> 00:03:48,097 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 96 00:03:48,140 --> 00:03:49,790 You're going to the white party tonight, right? 97 00:03:49,838 --> 00:03:51,058 Dawg, you know I need my sponsor. 98 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:52,410 I can't, man, I got plans. 99 00:03:52,449 --> 00:03:53,969 You got a date? 100 00:03:54,016 --> 00:03:55,626 Something like that. Yeah. 101 00:03:55,670 --> 00:03:58,330 All right, well, at least somebody's smashing around here. 102 00:03:58,368 --> 00:03:59,848 You got a few hours left, stick to it. 103 00:03:59,891 --> 00:04:01,851 - Yeah. - Dawg, don't rub it in. 104 00:04:01,893 --> 00:04:05,073 Don't say, "rub it in," Malik. 105 00:04:05,114 --> 00:04:07,994 As far as I'm concerned, my offer is final. 106 00:04:08,030 --> 00:04:11,430 And I don't appreciate Garret demanding more money. 107 00:04:11,468 --> 00:04:14,168 Oh, look at you, Colonel, you're getting all red. 108 00:04:14,210 --> 00:04:16,520 Your blood pressure just rising. 109 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:18,740 Well, that is because of you, pretty lady. 110 00:04:18,780 --> 00:04:21,170 Aw. Look, I'll handle Garret, okay? 111 00:04:21,217 --> 00:04:24,177 He's whip-smart and stubborn, but he'll sign. 112 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:26,440 Meanwhile, I need you to take another look 113 00:04:26,483 --> 00:04:27,963 at my new client, Jamison Fields. 114 00:04:28,006 --> 00:04:29,876 He's a public relations nightmare. 115 00:04:29,921 --> 00:04:33,271 No, he is a redemption story waiting to be written. 116 00:04:34,535 --> 00:04:37,095 I gotta say, Tash, there aren't many things 117 00:04:37,146 --> 00:04:39,316 - I wouldn't do for you. 118 00:04:39,366 --> 00:04:41,056 But this is one of them. 119 00:04:41,106 --> 00:04:44,066 I just hope you save a dance for this old cowboy, 120 00:04:44,109 --> 00:04:45,289 unless Mr. Mack's the jealous type. 121 00:04:45,328 --> 00:04:47,068 Oh. Mr. Mack ain't coming. 122 00:04:47,112 --> 00:04:48,772 This is gonna be the first white party he's ever missed. 123 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:50,770 Well, that is a crying shame. 124 00:04:50,812 --> 00:04:54,032 No, what's shameful is that this party is important. 125 00:04:54,076 --> 00:04:55,686 I'm raising money for a sports academy 126 00:04:55,730 --> 00:04:57,120 that our daughter wants to go to, 127 00:04:57,166 --> 00:04:59,116 so I figure if I raise lots of cash, 128 00:04:59,168 --> 00:05:01,648 it's gonna give them lots of reasons to accept my baby. 129 00:05:01,692 --> 00:05:04,042 Well, I look forward to getting jiggy 130 00:05:04,086 --> 00:05:06,386 and watching you raise millions. 131 00:05:06,436 --> 00:05:08,736 Yes! Do that thing again. 132 00:05:08,786 --> 00:05:10,476 Ha! 133 00:05:10,527 --> 00:05:11,697 Ugh. 134 00:05:11,746 --> 00:05:14,306 ♪ 135 00:05:20,929 --> 00:05:23,669 This sushi was not flown in this morning. 136 00:05:23,714 --> 00:05:25,194 - Sorry, ma'am. - Ugh. 137 00:05:25,237 --> 00:05:26,197 - Hey, new school. - Yes. 138 00:05:26,238 --> 00:05:27,368 Let's walk and talk, baby. 139 00:05:27,414 --> 00:05:28,854 I need you to be on point tonight. 140 00:05:28,893 --> 00:05:30,593 Now, I want my white party to make the royal wedding 141 00:05:30,634 --> 00:05:31,944 look like a backyard barbecue. 142 00:05:31,983 --> 00:05:33,123 Okay, well, Harry and Megan couldn't make it. 143 00:05:33,158 --> 00:05:34,508 - Damn. - But the caterer is bomb, 144 00:05:34,551 --> 00:05:35,861 and Ari just finished her sound check. 145 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:37,470 Ooh, that's what I'm talking 'bout. 146 00:05:37,511 --> 00:05:38,991 - Boom, boom, clap. - Boom, boom, clap. 147 00:05:39,034 --> 00:05:40,694 Oh, and I did some research, and apparently 148 00:05:40,731 --> 00:05:42,471 Oprah, she raised two million for Oakmont last year. 149 00:05:42,516 --> 00:05:44,946 Oh, so we gonna raise two million and one. 150 00:05:44,996 --> 00:05:46,736 - Close the quote on that. - Okay, two million point one. 151 00:05:46,781 --> 00:05:47,871 - Mm-hmm. - Quote closed. 152 00:05:47,912 --> 00:05:49,312 - Auntie Tasha? - What? 153 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,959 I just wanted you to know that I could be more 154 00:05:51,002 --> 00:05:52,182 than just an assistant. 155 00:05:52,221 --> 00:05:53,051 If you just give me the chance, I mean, 156 00:05:53,091 --> 00:05:54,531 I really wanna be you one day. 157 00:05:54,571 --> 00:05:56,271 I can't even be me, okay? 158 00:05:56,312 --> 00:05:58,312 I can't get a white man that has a Black girl fetish 159 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,618 to let her Black line into training camp, okay? 160 00:06:00,664 --> 00:06:02,974 Okay, so what if I could solve your Jamison problem? 161 00:06:03,014 --> 00:06:05,504 I just need you to solve my white party problems, okay? 162 00:06:05,539 --> 00:06:07,849 Because that is the only concern you have right now. 163 00:06:07,889 --> 00:06:09,239 Okay. 164 00:06:10,718 --> 00:06:12,148 All right, ladies. 165 00:06:12,197 --> 00:06:13,417 We're gonna start with some hip thrusts. 166 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:15,420 All right, get up in it. 167 00:06:15,462 --> 00:06:17,072 - Mm! - There we go. 168 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:19,595 Thrust. Who y'all thinking about? 169 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:21,420 - Mm. - You, baby, you. 170 00:06:23,339 --> 00:06:24,859 All right, we're gonna do some splits now. 171 00:06:24,906 --> 00:06:26,516 - Mm-hmm. - Splits, so split it out. 172 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:28,650 Push the booty back, and drop it down. 173 00:06:28,692 --> 00:06:30,222 Come on, Miss Gladys, you got it? 174 00:06:30,259 --> 00:06:31,779 - Mm-mm. - Hush up, boy. 175 00:06:31,826 --> 00:06:34,086 Remember, outside, I'm Gladys. 176 00:06:34,132 --> 00:06:36,442 - In here, I'm Cinnamon. - Ooh, okay! 177 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:37,963 Yes. 178 00:06:38,006 --> 00:06:39,436 - First, hand me my cane. - I got you, I got you. 179 00:06:39,486 --> 00:06:41,786 Excuse me, sir, is there any hobby 180 00:06:41,836 --> 00:06:43,446 you have that doesn't include stripping? 181 00:06:43,490 --> 00:06:45,270 Ladies, let's get some sexy fireman spins, please. 182 00:06:45,317 --> 00:06:46,797 - All right. - Uh-huh. 183 00:06:46,841 --> 00:06:50,061 Miss Pitts, how can I help you? 184 00:06:50,105 --> 00:06:53,235 Well, you are going to the white party. 185 00:06:53,282 --> 00:06:54,892 - Oh, I am? - Mm-hmm. 186 00:06:54,936 --> 00:06:56,586 Oh. I'm pretty sure Natasha said... 187 00:06:56,633 --> 00:06:58,903 "Boy, stay out the limelight 188 00:06:58,940 --> 00:07:00,460 "till I get you in somebody's training camp. 189 00:07:00,507 --> 00:07:01,897 Tasha Miggity-Mac gonna make it happen!" 190 00:07:01,943 --> 00:07:03,553 - Tasha Miggity-Mac. - Tasha Miggity-Mac. 191 00:07:05,381 --> 00:07:06,991 Well, we called an audible, 192 00:07:07,035 --> 00:07:08,425 and you're just gonna have some face time with the Colonel, 193 00:07:08,471 --> 00:07:10,081 and once he gets to know you, Jamison, 194 00:07:10,125 --> 00:07:12,295 - camp's a done deal. - Really? 195 00:07:12,344 --> 00:07:13,694 Who the hell is this Jezebel? 196 00:07:13,737 --> 00:07:15,437 Brittany, 197 00:07:15,478 --> 00:07:18,828 welcome to Poles and Pasta, my weekly exercise class 198 00:07:18,873 --> 00:07:20,353 for the sexy silver ladies. 199 00:07:20,396 --> 00:07:22,616 Hey! - Hi, ladies. 200 00:07:22,659 --> 00:07:24,789 It was my community service when I got out of prison, 201 00:07:24,835 --> 00:07:26,705 but we liked it so much, we just kept going, right? 202 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:28,360 Mm-hmm, yes! 203 00:07:28,404 --> 00:07:30,974 Oh, okay, well, I see the poles. Now, where's the pasta? 204 00:07:31,015 --> 00:07:32,665 Jamison makes lunch after class. 205 00:07:32,713 --> 00:07:34,503 It's the best alfredo sauce in town. 206 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:36,931 - Oh, stop. - We love his cooking, 207 00:07:36,978 --> 00:07:39,498 - and we love him. - Okay, girls, and I love y'all. 208 00:07:39,546 --> 00:07:41,106 - Aw, they love you! - I love y'all too. 209 00:07:41,156 --> 00:07:42,636 Let's get back to work, please. 210 00:07:42,679 --> 00:07:44,419 - Less talking, more dropping. - Okay. 211 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,554 Miss Gladys, how would you like 212 00:07:46,596 --> 00:07:48,076 to go to a white party with Jamison? 213 00:07:48,119 --> 00:07:50,909 A whites only party? Uh-uh, I'll pass. 214 00:07:50,948 --> 00:07:52,468 I might have to cut somebody. 215 00:07:52,515 --> 00:07:54,255 No, it's a party 216 00:07:54,299 --> 00:07:55,519 with only white clothing 217 00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:58,092 put on by a very, very Black woman. 218 00:07:58,129 --> 00:07:59,439 We're gonna convince the team owner 219 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:00,649 to let Jamison play football. 220 00:08:00,697 --> 00:08:02,127 I could really use your help. 221 00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:04,957 Well, all right, anything for my future grandson. 222 00:08:05,006 --> 00:08:06,356 Stop. 223 00:08:06,398 --> 00:08:07,788 Listen, God's gonna bless you, baby, 224 00:08:07,835 --> 00:08:09,485 even if you can't see it yet. 225 00:08:09,532 --> 00:08:11,622 And he has just blessed you, sir, 226 00:08:11,665 --> 00:08:12,965 with a new suit. 227 00:08:13,014 --> 00:08:15,284 Okay. 228 00:08:16,670 --> 00:08:18,280 I mean, ladies, what y'all think? 229 00:08:18,323 --> 00:08:20,153 - What y'all think? It's okay? 230 00:08:20,195 --> 00:08:22,625 Somebody 'bout to get baptized. 231 00:08:22,676 --> 00:08:25,026 - Okay, I'm in. - Hot damn! 232 00:08:25,069 --> 00:08:26,809 I'll be right back. 233 00:08:26,854 --> 00:08:28,774 I got to go out in the van and get my switchblade. 234 00:08:32,903 --> 00:08:34,913 - Whoo! 235 00:08:34,949 --> 00:08:36,119 ♪ Pressure 236 00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:37,517 - Ooh. - Hold up. 237 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:39,130 - Hold up, hey, hey. Pressure. 238 00:08:40,432 --> 00:08:42,832 - Ha. Pressure! 239 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:45,050 - Ay! - Ay! 240 00:08:51,182 --> 00:08:52,972 ♪ Apply that 241 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:15,769 ♪ Yeah, yeah 242 00:09:18,819 --> 00:09:20,209 ♪ Hit it, babe 243 00:09:20,255 --> 00:09:22,385 Girls, thanks so much for assigning me to Ari. 244 00:09:22,431 --> 00:09:24,391 I just met her, she's so dope! 245 00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:25,783 See? See, I told you. 246 00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:27,216 So now, you just gotta make it pay off. 247 00:09:27,262 --> 00:09:28,522 - Right. - You know, like, you should-- 248 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,178 oh, you should sing her the menu! 249 00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:31,661 - I'm not doing that. - Okay, so you're a writer. 250 00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:33,141 So, I don't know, write something 251 00:09:33,181 --> 00:09:35,181 and you know, sing it when she least expect it. 252 00:09:35,226 --> 00:09:36,616 Hold on, hold on. I gotta go, I gotta go. 253 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:37,793 What? 254 00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:49,763 I'm not doing that. 255 00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:58,030 All right, y'all, ladies and gentlemen, 256 00:09:58,075 --> 00:10:00,595 give it up for the incredibly talented 257 00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:05,783 and extremely beautiful Ari Lennox, whoo! 258 00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:11,645 Girl, I'm feeling some pressure. 259 00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:12,788 Whoo! 260 00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:14,569 Anyway, uh... 261 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,794 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the eighth annual 262 00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:20,664 - Tasha Mack white party! - Miss Mack. 263 00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,227 - Oh! - Miss Gardner, let me know 264 00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:23,413 - if you need anything. - Thank you. 265 00:10:23,448 --> 00:10:25,408 - Simone! Oh! - Tash. 266 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:26,630 Mwah! Mwah! 267 00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:27,929 Girl, I'm so glad you made it. 268 00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:29,625 Tasha, this is just fabulous. 269 00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:31,852 - Thank you. - Tasha Mack! 270 00:10:31,892 --> 00:10:34,502 - Ari, oh, girl! - Oh my goodness, hi, love! 271 00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:36,236 You were fabulous, honey. 272 00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:37,547 Thank you so much for doing this, 273 00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:38,903 I know your schedule is packed. 274 00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:41,292 Oh, no, it's all love. It's all love. 275 00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:43,156 Oh, thank you. Oh, I'm sorry. 276 00:10:43,207 --> 00:10:44,507 This is Simone Gardner. 277 00:10:44,556 --> 00:10:46,426 She's the headmistress at Oakmont. 278 00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:49,471 I just love your music, I am a huge fan. 279 00:10:49,518 --> 00:10:51,388 Thank you so much, and I'm a huge fan 280 00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:53,353 - of this lady right here. - Mm! 281 00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:55,131 Everything she touches, I support. 282 00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:56,696 - Oh. - So, here's a little something 283 00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,793 - to back that up. - Oh, thank you! 284 00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:00,272 - Wonderful! - Oh, sorry. 285 00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:01,841 No, no, no, it's all good. 286 00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:03,448 You know, we're raising over two million dollars 287 00:11:03,488 --> 00:11:05,358 for my girls' empowerment fund. 288 00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:07,103 Oh, I think you mean endowment fund. 289 00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:10,024 No, honey, I mean my girl's empow-pow-powerment fund! 290 00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:11,370 - Oh! - Okay? 291 00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:12,849 We gotta keep our girls empowered. 292 00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:15,279 - Come on, let's party. - Okay. 293 00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:19,111 Hey, so Ari said she wants something tart, 294 00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:21,506 but sweet, but not sweet-tart. 295 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:22,590 Did you just call me sweetheart? 296 00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:24,768 If it'll get me a drink. 297 00:11:24,814 --> 00:11:26,994 Just take a list of the specialty cocktails, 298 00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:28,174 have her scan this. 299 00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:34,257 Thank you, sweet-tart. Mwah! 300 00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:37,348 Okay, now look, the lobster tails 301 00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:38,962 are too close to the heat lamps, okay? 302 00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:40,702 And make sure that all of the bars 303 00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:42,013 have plenty of ice. 304 00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:43,309 I'm talking big cubes, small cubes, 305 00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:44,574 square cubes, round cubes. 306 00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:46,136 That ice gotta be right. 307 00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:47,583 Okay, I got it, Tasha. Who are you, Dr. Seuss? 308 00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:49,529 Ooh, I'm gonna put your cat in my hat. 309 00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:51,098 All right, now all my ladies 310 00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:54,235 with the real hair, scream! 311 00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:56,930 - Hm. - Ugh. 312 00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:59,717 - Okay, my bad, wrong crowd. 313 00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:01,422 So, ladies and gentlemen, on a serious note, 314 00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:03,289 tonight we are gonna give... 315 00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:04,851 What the hell is he doing here, 316 00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:06,378 and who's that bag lady on his arm? 317 00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:08,161 She better have some cash. 318 00:12:08,205 --> 00:12:09,895 Small cubes-- you definitely need some small cubes. 319 00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:12,906 All right, now we take Venmo, PayPal, Ass-App. 320 00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:16,429 - I'm sorry, I mean Cash App. 321 00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:17,954 Damnit, Malik. 322 00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:20,298 We gonna raise some money and have some fun. 323 00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:24,697 Okay, Malik, just make it through the night, 324 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,534 make it through the night. 325 00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:28,621 Let's give it up for my son, who just does not know 326 00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:30,010 when to leave the stage. 327 00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:31,713 Yes! 328 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,621 Welcome, welcome, everybody. 329 00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:36,146 You know, we are so grateful 330 00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:38,110 for all of your generous donations. 331 00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:39,538 Take a look at this board. 332 00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:40,804 - Oh, yes, honey. 333 00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:44,417 We are at 600,000, and rising! 334 00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:46,369 - Yes! 335 00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:52,206 And now, as a little token of our appreciation, 336 00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:55,299 I need each and every one of you to look under your seats 337 00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:59,599 for a very special, special surprise. 338 00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:01,478 Oh, that's right, yes. 339 00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:04,739 See, you get an envelope! You get an envelope! 340 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:08,184 Everybody gets an envelope! 341 00:13:08,222 --> 00:13:09,922 - Uh-huh. - 'Cause you gonna put 342 00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:11,623 some money in it. 343 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:15,840 Oh, and ladies, tonight, you all get an opportunity 344 00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:19,932 to bid on two of Sin City's most eligible bachelors. 345 00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:21,453 - Let's give it up 346 00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:24,106 for all-pro safety, Garret Evans! 347 00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:26,811 - Yes! 348 00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:30,809 And my son, starting QB, Malik Wright! 349 00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:33,293 Aw, hell no, man. 350 00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:35,294 Look at you, you are sweating, 351 00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:37,076 eyes are twitching. 352 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,950 - Classic VWS. - The hell is VWS, dawg? 353 00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:42,523 Vaginal Withdrawal Symptoms. 354 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,430 You're doing No-Nut November, aren't you? 355 00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:45,905 What? I ain't doing that. 356 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:49,255 Shit, at the white party? You out your mind, dawg. 357 00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:51,866 Yo, Malik, only three more hours 358 00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:54,268 before you got your first No-Nut day in the books, bro. 359 00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:57,101 Malik, Malik, Malik. 360 00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:59,530 This honest lion cannot lead the pack. 361 00:13:59,577 --> 00:14:02,837 Good luck on your first day in abstinence, brother. 362 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,365 You're certainly gonna need it. 363 00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:07,629 Sorry, didn't mean to. 364 00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:09,672 Aw, hell no! 365 00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:11,288 Damnit, my mama know everybody! 366 00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:13,288 Just stay focused, man. You know, think about-- 367 00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:15,120 think about the ownership, don't even look at her. 368 00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:17,548 I'm focused on India Baroque. 369 00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:19,205 I'm telling you, she's as flexible 370 00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:21,819 as a rubber band, dawg, them thighs is calling me! 371 00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:25,343 - Dawg, get me out of here, bro. - Come on. 372 00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:27,036 Yeah. 373 00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:29,433 Excuse me, I'll take a scotch, neat. 374 00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:31,777 Got it. 375 00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:34,917 Excuse me, he'll take a scotch, neat. 376 00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:37,051 You're Raquel, Brittany's friend. 377 00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:38,793 - I'm sorry. - And you're the guy 378 00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,844 all the girls will be bidding big money on later. 379 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,100 - If I could win you for $24, 380 00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:45,153 I'd bid on you myself. 381 00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:46,708 Oh, unfortunately, you can't afford me. 382 00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:49,275 I plan to go for at least $28. 383 00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:53,066 Right, so here's the game plan, all right? 384 00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:54,419 I'm gonna get the Colonel's attention, 385 00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:55,548 and then you, you're gonna jump in 386 00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:56,850 - and say a few things. - Mm-hmm. 387 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,106 All right, and then Miss Gladys, 388 00:14:58,158 --> 00:14:59,768 I want you to come in, and you just lay on 389 00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:01,031 - the Southern charm. - Will do, baby. 390 00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:02,424 - Thank you. - Oh. 391 00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:03,686 I think we already got his attention. 392 00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:05,558 - Young Mr. Fields. - Colonel. 393 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:09,430 Well, I gotta say, your golf acumen is outstanding. 394 00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:10,873 Thank you, sir. 395 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,430 But we both know that 90% of the game 396 00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:13,556 happens between the ears, right? 397 00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:15,178 Mm-hmm. 398 00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:16,958 Colonel, I am Brittany Pitts, Tasha's associate. 399 00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:18,963 - Pleasure to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 400 00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:22,485 And I'm Gladys Whitaker, of the Savannah Whitakers. 401 00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:23,880 Do you know, Gladys here, 402 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,363 she won a Savannah cobbler bakeoff. 403 00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:26,842 - You don't say. - Mm, that's right. 404 00:15:26,882 --> 00:15:28,362 I love cobbler. 405 00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:30,535 The next time I have a good cobbler in Vegas 406 00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:32,981 will be my first time. 407 00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:35,459 Well, that's 'cause you, my dear Colonel, 408 00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:37,239 don't know where to look. 409 00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:39,294 Well, Miss Gladys, you point me in the right direction. 410 00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:40,719 Will do. 411 00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:42,935 There's a nice place up in North Vegas. 412 00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,855 Thank you so much, honey. Ah! 413 00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:47,473 Oh, hell no. 414 00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,121 Ain't no white music at the white party. 415 00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:51,295 Tasha, this is Brett Morris. 416 00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:53,781 He's one of Oakmont's most dedicated donors. 417 00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:55,692 - Ooh! - Mrs. Mack, what a great event. 418 00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:58,647 I am so inspired by what you're doing. 419 00:15:58,696 --> 00:16:00,516 Well, you know, it's easy to open your heart 420 00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:02,088 when it's for a good cause, 421 00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:05,045 and it's also easy when you know a lot of rich folk. 422 00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:07,184 All right! Thank you! 423 00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:09,137 - Ah! - Well, if you'll excuse me, 424 00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:11,535 I'm gonna go find myself a dance partner, 425 00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:12,879 because I love this song. 426 00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:14,578 -Oh! - Very nice meeting you. 427 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:15,885 - Turn it up. - Oh, Tasha. 428 00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:17,321 - Yeah. - I know you are gonna be 429 00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:20,017 such a great addition to the Oakmont family. 430 00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,586 In fact, 431 00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:23,552 our big scrub is coming up. 432 00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:24,981 See, our dedicated parents 433 00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,547 bond by getting their hands dirty 434 00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:28,814 - scrubbing down that academy. - Ooh. 435 00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:30,897 Oh, I know you are just gonna love 436 00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:32,116 that scrub-a-dub-dub. 437 00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:33,725 Ooh! 438 00:16:33,775 --> 00:16:35,685 - Okay! 439 00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:38,784 I ain't scrubbing shit. 440 00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:40,833 But turn that up, baby! 441 00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:43,649 -♪ We, we got the beat -Oh, yes! White them checks-- 442 00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:45,918 I mean, write them checks! Ah! 443 00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:47,961 You know, I haven't been to an event like this 444 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,437 since my husband passed. 445 00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:50,836 Oh, my condolences. 446 00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,529 Oh, it's all right, honey. 447 00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:55,136 I'm feeling light again. 448 00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:57,278 You know, that young man Jamison, 449 00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:00,630 he's blessed my life in so many ways. 450 00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:03,851 I figure the Colonel will do whatever it takes to sign me, 451 00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,762 including inviting Jamison to camp. 452 00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:08,637 That's what I thought. Okay, but he's a tough nut, 453 00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:11,069 'cause he's not even budging on Jamison. 454 00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:12,677 I appreciate your effort, though. 455 00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:14,337 How do you know Mr. Fields? 456 00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:15,691 Stripping. 457 00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,730 S-strip-- stripping? 458 00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:22,216 I joined an exercise class for seniors. 459 00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:24,738 - He's our instructor. - Oh. 460 00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:27,572 Now, look, I'm gonna close your deal tomorrow, all right? 461 00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:29,871 And I'm gonna get a few extra mil just for our trouble. 462 00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:33,008 So, I'm thinking, four years, 75 mil? 463 00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:37,800 About that, I think our current course of action is best. 464 00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:40,539 He opened his wallet for Malik, he'll do the same for me. 465 00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:43,241 Okay, wait, wait. You're joking, right? 466 00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:45,059 - No. - Okay, 'cause look, 467 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,197 if he don't pay and your ass get hurt, 468 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,630 you're gonna lose so much damn money 469 00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:49,976 they gonna do a documentary about you 470 00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:51,325 called "Broke-Ass Bloke." 471 00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:54,116 I'll honor my contract, 472 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,900 but I won't re-up unless the Colonel 473 00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:58,294 meets every single dollar of my demand. 474 00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:03,779 Never met a young man so caring, 475 00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:05,781 selfless, and dedicated. 476 00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:08,303 Whoo, well, I wish he'd marry my granddaughter. 477 00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:12,085 You know, it's a shame 478 00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:14,054 he's not on somebody's football team. 479 00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:24,147 All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's get this bidding started. 480 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:25,630 - Yeah. - We've got Malik. 481 00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:29,019 He is 6'2" and he is in prime physical condition. 482 00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:30,204 - Yes, he is. - As you can see, 483 00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:32,459 he's a fine specimen. He's healthy. 484 00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:33,632 - Whoo! - He's sturdy, 485 00:18:33,677 --> 00:18:35,197 and he's strong on the field. 486 00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:36,774 Bro, turn that shit around. 487 00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:39,471 My name ain't Kunta and this ain't no damn slave auction. 488 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,690 Let's start the bidding at $5,000, shall we? 489 00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:46,561 I got $5,000 to the lady with the braids right here. 490 00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:48,173 Can I get $6,000? 491 00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:50,394 $6,000 right there down front. 492 00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:51,523 Can I get $8,000? 493 00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:53,385 - $8,000. - $8,000. 494 00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:54,916 Can I get $9,000? 495 00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,139 $9,000. 496 00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:57,568 Can I get 10? Ten-thous-- 497 00:18:57,614 --> 00:18:58,794 10,000. 498 00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:01,273 I got 10,000 to India Baroque. 499 00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:04,144 I love your glute ex, sweet girl. 500 00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:07,413 Can I get 11,000? 11,000? 501 00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:08,840 I got 11,000 right here. 502 00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:11,146 12,000, 12-- 12,000 right here. 503 00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:12,673 13? 13 in the back. 504 00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:15,066 - Can I get 14,000? - 14,000. 505 00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:17,330 I got 14 right over here. How 'bout 15? 506 00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:18,683 - 15,000! - Yes! 507 00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:20,592 - 16,000. 508 00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:22,547 - We got 16. - Come on, Granny, 509 00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:25,116 - save me, save me, save me. - 25,000 cash. 510 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,384 Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Granny got bank. 511 00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:31,427 I got $25,000. Can I get 26? 512 00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:34,524 25 going once. 25 going twice. 513 00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:36,004 Three times, call it. Call it, call it. 514 00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:37,744 - All righty, sold! Woo-hoo-hoo! 515 00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:38,995 To that beautiful young lady with the cane! 516 00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:40,397 Yeah, yeah! 517 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,140 All right now. Move out the way, sugar. 518 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,271 Let me get my stuff. 519 00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:51,323 Hey. Ready for the next drink? 520 00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:52,974 Thank you, but I'm good. 521 00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:55,757 Oh, it's just, you know, the bar's just really backed up, 522 00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:57,983 so you should put in your order now. 523 00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:01,814 All right. 524 00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:04,252 Oh, wait, this one's been messing up all day. 525 00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:06,420 Try this one. 526 00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:10,948 It's my artist website. 527 00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:12,212 Please, just take a listen. I hope you like it. 528 00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:13,954 I'm sorry, I'm not sorry. 529 00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:16,255 Just... 530 00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:19,872 Looks like Miss Gladys found herself a date. 531 00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:21,354 She certainly is enchanting. 532 00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:22,794 Mm-hmm. 533 00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:25,570 Enchanting enough to change your mind? 534 00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:29,095 Miss Brittany, Jamison seems like a nice young man. 535 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,530 But as I told Tasha and Malik, 536 00:20:31,578 --> 00:20:34,228 he's not a good fit for the Fighting Fury. 537 00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:40,407 You good, girl? 538 00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:41,846 - I've been better. - I heard that. 539 00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:46,071 Oh! That's my shit! 540 00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:47,944 I told y'all that they'd play this. 541 00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:49,415 - We gotta go. - No, no, no, no, I can't. 542 00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:51,285 - I can't wobble and work. - Let go! 543 00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:54,599 ♪ Let me see you just 544 00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:01,609 Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it. 545 00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:04,651 Y'all ready? Y'all ready? Ha! Oh! 546 00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:15,929 ♪ Get in there, yeah, yeah 547 00:21:18,581 --> 00:21:20,151 ♪ Get in there, yeah, yeah 548 00:21:20,191 --> 00:21:21,721 Go, Colonel! 549 00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:26,547 Malik! What you doing? 550 00:21:26,589 --> 00:21:29,239 Why you look like a drunk turkey? 551 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,718 I'm doing this No-Nut November thing, mama, 552 00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:31,987 I can't bust one for a whole month. 553 00:21:32,029 --> 00:21:33,419 Got me wobbling a little off. 554 00:21:33,466 --> 00:21:35,986 Oh, my Wilbur tried that once. 555 00:21:36,033 --> 00:21:38,513 - Uh-huh? - It was a hellish two days. 556 00:21:38,558 --> 00:21:42,038 Oh, actually, this skirt is what bumped it. 557 00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:44,963 - Ooh! All right now. - Whoo! 558 00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:46,829 - Don't hurt nobody. - Okay. 559 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,923 ♪ I see you moving your head 560 00:21:55,966 --> 00:21:57,966 Malik, I don't know what is wrong with you, okay? 561 00:21:58,012 --> 00:22:00,062 No matter how many problems that me and Pookie have, 562 00:22:00,101 --> 00:22:02,451 he give me a variety pack of nuts, okay? 563 00:22:02,495 --> 00:22:04,365 - Okay, good, okay, yeah. - I'm talking 'bout peanuts. 564 00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:06,760 - Okay, got it, Mama, got it. - Almonds, cashews. 565 00:22:06,803 --> 00:22:08,983 - Chocolate-covered nuts. - Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no. 566 00:22:09,023 --> 00:22:12,373 To nut or not to nut. That is the question. 567 00:22:12,418 --> 00:22:14,248 - And the answer... - Is? 568 00:22:14,289 --> 00:22:16,159 Hell, yeah! 569 00:22:16,204 --> 00:22:18,214 I'm gonna-- I'm gonna make it, I'm gonna make it. 570 00:22:18,249 --> 00:22:19,559 Okay. 571 00:22:21,078 --> 00:22:22,688 - I'm gonna make it. - All right. 572 00:22:26,170 --> 00:22:27,910 I'm gonna make it. 573 00:22:32,089 --> 00:22:34,919 Oh... oh. I'm gonna make it. 574 00:22:34,962 --> 00:22:37,052 I'm gonna make it. 575 00:22:37,094 --> 00:22:38,444 He ain't gonna make it. 576 00:22:38,487 --> 00:22:40,527 He is not gonna make it. 577 00:22:40,576 --> 00:22:44,006 I'm not gonna make it. I ain't gonna make it. 578 00:22:46,887 --> 00:22:48,847 But look who made it. 579 00:22:48,889 --> 00:22:52,279 Look who just beat Oprah, fam! 580 00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:57,547 - Over two million! - Oh, yes! 581 00:22:57,593 --> 00:22:59,733 And look who is having a grand old time. 582 00:22:59,769 --> 00:23:02,029 - Mm-hmm. 583 00:23:02,076 --> 00:23:06,076 Where he at? Wobble, baby, unh, unh, unh. 584 00:23:07,995 --> 00:23:09,865 - Oh-ho-ho-ho. 585 00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:11,610 - Mm-hmm. - Shit. 586 00:23:12,956 --> 00:23:15,476 Ooh. Wait, wait. 587 00:23:15,524 --> 00:23:16,704 Please respect my boundaries. 588 00:23:16,743 --> 00:23:18,793 Just relax. 589 00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:20,532 I got your boundaries. 590 00:23:24,228 --> 00:23:25,528 Just make it through the day, Malik, 591 00:23:25,578 --> 00:23:27,878 just make it through the day. Wait. 592 00:23:27,928 --> 00:23:30,448 Don't wait. Don't, don't. 593 00:23:31,801 --> 00:23:33,371 Oh, fuck it. 594 00:23:35,370 --> 00:23:37,940 Oh! 595 00:23:37,981 --> 00:23:39,331 Whoo! 596 00:23:39,374 --> 00:23:40,644 I made it through the day. 597 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,380 Tomorrow will take care of itself. 598 00:23:44,510 --> 00:23:46,950 Um... 599 00:23:46,990 --> 00:23:48,990 Where are you going? 600 00:23:49,036 --> 00:23:50,426 To celebrate. 601 00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:53,337 Hey, what are you doing in 29 days? 602 00:23:57,871 --> 00:24:01,531 Hey, so I-- I spoke with the Colonel, 603 00:24:01,570 --> 00:24:03,960 and it's not a "no." 604 00:24:04,007 --> 00:24:05,877 It's just a "not right now." 605 00:24:05,922 --> 00:24:07,972 But it's okay, because I'm already working on a plan B. 606 00:24:08,011 --> 00:24:09,541 Yeah, I appreciate that, Brittany, but we both know 607 00:24:09,578 --> 00:24:10,798 it's not gonna happen. 608 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,800 My God in heaven. 609 00:24:12,842 --> 00:24:14,982 Jamison Fields. 610 00:24:15,018 --> 00:24:17,588 - I thought that was you. - Mr. Morris. 611 00:24:17,630 --> 00:24:20,200 What is it, only, um, 92 days 612 00:24:20,241 --> 00:24:21,631 since you've been out of prison, 613 00:24:21,677 --> 00:24:24,457 and you're already at an event like this. 614 00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:26,026 How fucking fair is that? 615 00:24:26,073 --> 00:24:28,123 I did my time. 616 00:24:28,162 --> 00:24:29,862 As far as I'm concerned, I can go anywhere I want to. 617 00:24:29,903 --> 00:24:31,913 And as far as I'm concerned, 618 00:24:31,948 --> 00:24:34,338 three years is a joke for what you did to my daughter. 619 00:24:34,385 --> 00:24:35,995 I didn't do anything to your daughter, Mr. Morris. 620 00:24:36,039 --> 00:24:37,999 Okay. All right. Everybody-- everybody, calm down. 621 00:24:38,041 --> 00:24:40,481 This criminal has no business here. 622 00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:42,182 Are you serious, man? 623 00:24:42,219 --> 00:24:43,869 - Jamison, Jamison. - And I want him gone, now. 624 00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:45,477 - No, I need to leave. - You don't have to go anywhere. 625 00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:46,827 Because if I stay here, it'll get out of hand. 626 00:24:46,876 --> 00:24:48,176 What the hell is going on here? 627 00:24:48,225 --> 00:24:49,835 I came here to support young girls 628 00:24:49,879 --> 00:24:51,619 and ensure their future, but I am forced 629 00:24:51,664 --> 00:24:53,274 to see the thug who took advantage 630 00:24:53,317 --> 00:24:54,707 - of my little girl? - Okay, wait a minute. 631 00:24:54,754 --> 00:24:56,284 Can we just talk about this in private? 632 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,580 No, no, no, no. There is nothing to discuss. 633 00:24:58,627 --> 00:25:01,277 You should be ashamed to let a thug like that 634 00:25:01,325 --> 00:25:03,235 - dishonor this event. - Wait, hold on. 635 00:25:03,284 --> 00:25:05,034 I'm all about supporting women. 636 00:25:05,068 --> 00:25:06,848 Now, I feel for what happened to you and your daughter, 637 00:25:06,896 --> 00:25:08,506 but what happened to Jamison, it stinks. 638 00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:09,860 'Cause if he was your son, 639 00:25:09,899 --> 00:25:11,289 he would've got a slap on the wrist. 640 00:25:11,335 --> 00:25:13,945 But his father was Black, so he went to jail. 641 00:25:13,990 --> 00:25:15,730 That's ridiculous, and it's offensive, 642 00:25:15,775 --> 00:25:17,645 - and I want my donation back. 643 00:25:17,690 --> 00:25:20,390 Take your damn donation, I don't need your money. 644 00:25:21,781 --> 00:25:23,521 Here, take it. 645 00:25:26,437 --> 00:25:28,307 You know, it's pretty obvious you don't have a daughter, 646 00:25:28,352 --> 00:25:30,662 because you can't understand that kind of love. 647 00:25:30,703 --> 00:25:32,233 You know what, not only do I have a daughter, 648 00:25:32,269 --> 00:25:34,449 I have a Black son who could have suffered 649 00:25:34,489 --> 00:25:36,619 the same fate that Jamison did. 650 00:25:36,665 --> 00:25:39,445 Now, Mr. Morris, I understand your pain. 651 00:25:39,494 --> 00:25:41,714 But the love that I have for both of my children 652 00:25:41,757 --> 00:25:43,717 is just as strong as the love you have for yours. 653 00:25:50,461 --> 00:25:53,161 See? Now, that's what happen 654 00:25:53,203 --> 00:25:55,123 when Black folk throw a white party. 655 00:25:55,162 --> 00:25:56,562 White folk get mad. 656 00:25:56,598 --> 00:25:58,118 Ain't that a bitch? 657 00:25:58,165 --> 00:25:59,685 Whoo! All right, DJ. 658 00:25:59,732 --> 00:26:01,392 Drop that beat. 659 00:26:02,778 --> 00:26:05,348 All right, y'all, the night is still young. 660 00:26:05,389 --> 00:26:07,129 - Tasha. 661 00:26:07,174 --> 00:26:09,224 - I am so sorry. - No, no, no. 662 00:26:09,263 --> 00:26:10,963 Listen, the past few days, 663 00:26:11,004 --> 00:26:14,184 Malik, Miss Brittany, and... 664 00:26:14,224 --> 00:26:18,274 that nice older lady-- with a knife-- 665 00:26:18,315 --> 00:26:21,535 have all been asking me to give Jamison a second chance. 666 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:24,150 But what you just did... 667 00:26:24,191 --> 00:26:25,801 ...to Brett Morris? 668 00:26:25,845 --> 00:26:27,795 That was inspired. 669 00:26:27,847 --> 00:26:30,847 If all these people, and you, a woman whose opinion 670 00:26:30,893 --> 00:26:32,633 I've grown to respect, 671 00:26:32,678 --> 00:26:34,718 see something that special in this young man, 672 00:26:34,767 --> 00:26:36,287 then I guess I can risk seeing it too. 673 00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:39,123 You tell him he's got a spot on training camp. 674 00:26:39,162 --> 00:26:40,472 Are you serious, Colonel? 675 00:26:40,511 --> 00:26:41,901 Book it. 676 00:26:41,948 --> 00:26:45,208 And now, fix my Garret problem. 677 00:26:45,255 --> 00:26:47,645 Okay. Ah! 678 00:26:49,477 --> 00:26:51,517 Tasha! We did it! 679 00:26:51,566 --> 00:26:53,996 Slow your roll, baby boss. Okay, I did it. 680 00:26:54,047 --> 00:26:57,957 And it cost me 200 grand and a victory over Oprah. 681 00:26:59,661 --> 00:27:01,791 You invited Jamison and that old lady, didn't you? 682 00:27:02,838 --> 00:27:04,448 Yeah, I did. 683 00:27:04,492 --> 00:27:05,892 That was a baller move. 684 00:27:05,928 --> 00:27:07,628 Some might call it a Mack move. 685 00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:09,759 Yeah, some fool would, okay? 686 00:27:09,802 --> 00:27:12,462 But if that fool is fool enough 687 00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:14,460 to ever pull a stunt like that again, 688 00:27:14,502 --> 00:27:16,942 she could be out of a job, okay? 689 00:27:16,983 --> 00:27:18,723 Okay. 690 00:27:19,768 --> 00:27:21,068 Turn it up. 691 00:27:24,991 --> 00:27:26,081 What'd I miss? 692 00:27:27,733 --> 00:27:30,613 I've never done anything like that in my life, you know? 693 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,039 But I just-- I don't even know what got into me. 694 00:27:32,085 --> 00:27:33,475 I just had to shoot my shot, you know? 695 00:27:33,521 --> 00:27:35,351 We're not friends, okay? 696 00:27:37,090 --> 00:27:39,180 I am so sorry. 697 00:27:39,222 --> 00:27:40,532 It's okay, it's okay. 698 00:27:40,571 --> 00:27:42,491 It was a stank move, but it worked. 699 00:27:42,530 --> 00:27:44,310 I have a producer friend named Avery J., 700 00:27:44,358 --> 00:27:46,098 - and she thinks you're dope. - My G-- 701 00:27:46,142 --> 00:27:47,542 She started following you. 702 00:27:47,578 --> 00:27:49,708 You got skills. Keep working it, okay? 703 00:27:49,755 --> 00:27:52,495 Oh my-- thank you. Thank you. 704 00:27:52,540 --> 00:27:54,500 - Oh my God! - What? What? What? 705 00:27:54,542 --> 00:27:57,112 I knew it! She said I got skills! 706 00:27:57,153 --> 00:27:58,683 What, she said you got skills? 707 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,110 Tasha said I'm a baby boss. 708 00:28:04,334 --> 00:28:05,684 Oh my God. 709 00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:06,987 Stop. 710 00:28:08,034 --> 00:28:10,994 - You're fired. - Sorry. 711 00:28:11,037 --> 00:28:12,557 We should get wasted 828 style. 712 00:28:12,603 --> 00:28:14,433 828! Okay, I would love to, I would love to, 713 00:28:14,475 --> 00:28:16,825 but really, I gotta-- I gotta handle something. 714 00:28:16,869 --> 00:28:20,089 But I will see you at home, maybe. 715 00:28:20,133 --> 00:28:22,183 Miss Navarro, care to dance? 716 00:28:22,222 --> 00:28:24,532 Dance? I, um... 717 00:28:24,572 --> 00:28:27,402 I just spent my $24. 718 00:28:27,444 --> 00:28:30,104 It's okay. I'll take credit cards. 719 00:28:31,187 --> 00:28:35,757 $1,935,000! 720 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:40,586 Yes! Yes! 721 00:28:40,631 --> 00:28:42,421 Wonderful. 722 00:28:42,459 --> 00:28:45,109 Thank you so much! 723 00:28:47,029 --> 00:28:49,769 Get that. Ah! Perfect. 724 00:28:49,815 --> 00:28:51,555 - Okay. - There you go, honey. 725 00:28:51,599 --> 00:28:53,249 You know, that's almost as much as Oprah raised for us. 726 00:28:53,296 --> 00:28:55,596 - Really? - Yes. 727 00:28:55,646 --> 00:28:58,076 I didn't know. 728 00:28:58,127 --> 00:28:59,777 - So, Simone, listen. - Yes? 729 00:28:59,825 --> 00:29:01,995 Now, my daughter Kai is eight, 730 00:29:02,044 --> 00:29:04,704 but she is already beating teenagers in tennis, 731 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,663 and I just know that Oakmont 732 00:29:06,701 --> 00:29:09,051 would take her game to the next level. 733 00:29:09,095 --> 00:29:12,045 - You are clearly invested. - Mm-hmm. 734 00:29:12,098 --> 00:29:15,748 So, I am gonna sign you up for the big scrub. 735 00:29:15,797 --> 00:29:18,277 Oh! Okay, well, you know what? 736 00:29:18,321 --> 00:29:22,201 As the check shows, I'm down with Oakmont, okay? 737 00:29:22,238 --> 00:29:24,808 But I'm also CEO of my own company, 738 00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:27,030 you know, which is very demanding to my schedule. 739 00:29:27,069 --> 00:29:29,719 You know, women in charge like us. 740 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:32,068 Girl pow-pow-power. 741 00:29:32,118 --> 00:29:34,948 Yeah, see, Tasha, parent participation 742 00:29:34,990 --> 00:29:36,600 - is mandatory. - Mm-hmm. 743 00:29:36,644 --> 00:29:38,394 You can miss one event per term, 744 00:29:38,428 --> 00:29:39,948 but that's it, there's no exceptions. 745 00:29:39,995 --> 00:29:44,125 So, either you're all in, Tasha, 746 00:29:44,173 --> 00:29:45,703 or Kai won't be. 747 00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:47,660 I'm sorry. 748 00:29:47,698 --> 00:29:50,008 - But this is wonderful. - Yes. 749 00:29:50,049 --> 00:29:52,049 - Thank you so much for this. - You're welcome. 750 00:29:52,094 --> 00:29:55,274 - You know, that is $1,935,000. - Yes. 751 00:29:55,315 --> 00:29:56,835 I'm gonna need to get a bigger purse. 752 00:29:58,057 --> 00:30:00,187 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 753 00:30:27,956 --> 00:30:32,126 ♪ I'm already on my knees 754 00:30:44,407 --> 00:30:47,977 You know, um... you shouldn't drink alone. 755 00:30:52,067 --> 00:30:53,807 What were you thinking inviting me to that party? 756 00:30:55,288 --> 00:30:57,378 - I was humiliated out there. - I'm sorry. 757 00:30:57,420 --> 00:30:59,550 I honestly had no idea who he was. 758 00:30:59,596 --> 00:31:00,986 You didn't care who he was. 759 00:31:01,033 --> 00:31:02,473 This was not about me, this was about you 760 00:31:02,512 --> 00:31:03,862 proving yourself to Tasha. 761 00:31:03,905 --> 00:31:05,515 Yes, I wanna prove myself just like you do. 762 00:31:05,559 --> 00:31:07,209 But the reason I go so hard for you 763 00:31:07,256 --> 00:31:08,866 is because I believe in you. 764 00:31:10,564 --> 00:31:13,704 Seeing that man tonight, 765 00:31:13,741 --> 00:31:16,221 that look he had in his eyes, 766 00:31:16,265 --> 00:31:18,615 that brought back so many memories. 767 00:31:20,095 --> 00:31:22,525 I was 18. 768 00:31:22,576 --> 00:31:23,966 And cocky. 769 00:31:25,579 --> 00:31:28,969 Allison was 16, rich. 770 00:31:29,017 --> 00:31:30,757 Her parents did not want us together. 771 00:31:30,801 --> 00:31:34,541 And then my birthday came right before prom. 772 00:31:34,588 --> 00:31:36,678 She lied to them so we can go together, 773 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,900 and then, that night, we, um... 774 00:31:42,639 --> 00:31:44,509 It was our first time. 775 00:31:46,252 --> 00:31:48,122 We fell asleep right in each other's arms. 776 00:31:50,473 --> 00:31:53,173 But the next morning, the cops were everywhere. 777 00:31:55,783 --> 00:31:58,003 I was arrested and promised probation 778 00:31:58,046 --> 00:31:59,956 if I pleaded no contest. 779 00:32:00,005 --> 00:32:01,785 But the judge had other plans. 780 00:32:03,443 --> 00:32:06,493 The whole thing is just so messed up. 781 00:32:06,533 --> 00:32:09,803 I served three years in prison 782 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:11,930 for just making love to my girlfriend. 783 00:32:14,628 --> 00:32:16,538 I just want my life back. 784 00:32:19,807 --> 00:32:22,767 I know nothing can change what happened to you. 785 00:32:24,377 --> 00:32:26,857 But you will get your life back, Jamison. 786 00:32:28,424 --> 00:32:30,254 And it starts with following your dreams. 787 00:32:31,906 --> 00:32:33,646 The Colonel... 788 00:32:35,083 --> 00:32:36,873 he's invited you to training camp. 789 00:32:38,173 --> 00:32:42,093 So, you, sir, are officially a pro football player. 790 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:49,230 I'm sorry, what? 791 00:32:49,271 --> 00:32:51,581 Yeah, it worked. 792 00:32:51,621 --> 00:32:53,541 Holy... 793 00:32:53,580 --> 00:32:55,320 - So, it actually worked! - It worked. 794 00:32:55,364 --> 00:32:58,024 It worked! 795 00:32:58,063 --> 00:33:00,893 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 796 00:33:06,549 --> 00:33:09,119 I never thought I would tell anybody that story. 797 00:33:11,685 --> 00:33:13,025 Whoo! 798 00:33:13,078 --> 00:33:15,858 It's the no-nut afterparty, baby! 799 00:33:15,906 --> 00:33:17,776 - And now, Miss Gladys? - Uh-huh? 800 00:33:17,821 --> 00:33:19,691 You know there's a big old pole upstairs 801 00:33:19,736 --> 00:33:21,036 with your name on it, don't you? 802 00:33:21,086 --> 00:33:22,566 GLADYS: Yeah, uh-uh-uh-uh. 803 00:33:22,609 --> 00:33:24,699 Remember, I told you, my name is Cinnamon. 804 00:33:24,741 --> 00:33:26,571 - Oh, Cinnamon. - Yeah. 805 00:33:26,613 --> 00:33:29,183 All right, well, I guess I'm No-Nutmeg. 806 00:33:29,224 --> 00:33:31,184 Ain't no party like a No-Nut party, 807 00:33:31,226 --> 00:33:33,616 'cause a No-Nut party don't stop, whoo! 808 00:33:40,192 --> 00:33:41,022 ♪