1 00:00:38,582 --> 00:00:40,499 What's up, Grandpa? Where you going? 2 00:00:41,835 --> 00:00:44,253 Holy fuck! Who the fuck is that? 3 00:00:44,337 --> 00:00:45,922 -Oh. -Hey, it's me! It's me, it's me. 4 00:00:46,005 --> 00:00:47,340 -What the fuck are you doing here? -It's me. 5 00:00:47,423 --> 00:00:49,092 - What? - You scared the shit out of me. 6 00:00:49,175 --> 00:00:50,969 Sorry, sorry, sorry, all right? Don't freak out. 7 00:00:51,052 --> 00:00:52,511 I can't stand it when you do that! 8 00:00:53,346 --> 00:00:55,389 Hey, so when is your dad's birthday again? 9 00:00:55,473 --> 00:00:56,975 Uh, November 9th. 10 00:00:57,058 --> 00:01:00,562 Cool, cool, okay. Yeah, I got a fun gift idea for him. 11 00:01:02,271 --> 00:01:03,397 What? Which one? 12 00:01:03,481 --> 00:01:06,525 Yeah, I'm gonna get him these, like, Omaha Steaks. 13 00:01:06,610 --> 00:01:08,612 -You know... you know about Omaha Steaks? -Oh. 14 00:01:08,695 --> 00:01:09,779 Um, yeah. 15 00:01:09,863 --> 00:01:11,990 Yeah. Like, they put 'em in a box... 16 00:01:12,073 --> 00:01:13,449 -Mmm-hmm. -...they send 'em off, 17 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:15,577 and then you take 'em out of the box and throw 'em on a grill. 18 00:01:15,660 --> 00:01:17,245 I'm gonna send your dad, like, a couple dozen. 19 00:01:17,328 --> 00:01:18,747 -I think he'll like it. -Cool. 20 00:01:18,830 --> 00:01:19,998 -I'll just-- -Don't touch my feet. 21 00:01:20,081 --> 00:01:21,916 What? Come on, you know you like that when I touch your feet. 22 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,084 -Come on-- -Don't touch my feet. 23 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:25,169 I just think, it'd be good. 24 00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:27,213 I need you back. I need you to take care of me. 25 00:01:27,296 --> 00:01:29,257 And... and I was thinking about us... 26 00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:32,426 and... about my heart and how I feel about you. 27 00:01:32,510 --> 00:01:35,304 Come on, I know you. And I love you and you're so hot. 28 00:01:35,388 --> 00:01:37,515 And I just... I need you, Mama. 29 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:40,518 Fine. Just shut the fuck up! I'll fuck you, but then you have to go. 30 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:42,478 -You're not sleeping here tonight. -Yeah, that's cool. 31 00:01:43,730 --> 00:01:45,356 I was looking at this website... 32 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:48,234 -Mmm-hmm. -...and I found this rug. 33 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:50,028 I thought it would look really good in your living room. 34 00:01:50,111 --> 00:01:51,655 Oh, yeah. 35 00:01:51,738 --> 00:01:54,365 Yeah, I like that orange one. It's nice. 36 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:55,992 I was thinking the blue one. 37 00:01:56,910 --> 00:01:58,202 Sure. Blue works, too. 38 00:01:58,286 --> 00:02:00,079 Yeah, I mean, either/or... 39 00:02:00,163 --> 00:02:02,165 Orange or blue, whatever one you're standing on, 40 00:02:02,248 --> 00:02:03,541 it's gonna look good. 41 00:02:03,625 --> 00:02:05,584 -Oh. -Huh? Huh? 42 00:02:09,380 --> 00:02:12,676 I was thinking about that, um... you know the blue rug. 43 00:02:12,759 --> 00:02:13,843 Uh-huh. 44 00:02:15,094 --> 00:02:17,555 Maybe we don't get it, like, for my place, but... 45 00:02:18,723 --> 00:02:20,725 Like, what if we got it for, like, our place? 46 00:02:20,809 --> 00:02:22,476 You wanna move in together? 47 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:24,646 -Yeah. -Yeah. 48 00:02:24,729 --> 00:02:26,355 -I mean, do you? Do you-- -Yeah. 49 00:02:26,439 --> 00:02:27,816 -You wanna move in? -Yeah. 50 00:02:27,899 --> 00:02:29,651 --Let's move in together. 51 00:02:31,069 --> 00:02:33,446 -Yes! -I am God's warrior! 52 00:02:33,529 --> 00:02:35,657 - Yes, you are! Yes, you are! 53 00:02:36,950 --> 00:02:40,286 I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. 54 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:43,414 I'm comin'. I'm comin'. 55 00:03:11,943 --> 00:03:13,069 Do you remember that little... 56 00:03:13,152 --> 00:03:15,446 The travel-size Connect Four? Do you remember that game? 57 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:16,740 What? Why? 58 00:03:16,823 --> 00:03:19,033 I just wanna... I wanna play a game from my youth, you know? 59 00:03:19,117 --> 00:03:21,828 Nobody has the attention span anymore to just sit and play a game. 60 00:03:21,911 --> 00:03:23,454 What about Operation? Remember Operation? 61 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:24,705 Ah, shit. 62 00:03:24,789 --> 00:03:26,207 Why can't we just sit anymore? 63 00:03:26,290 --> 00:03:27,708 Maybe that's 'cause you're coked up. 64 00:03:27,792 --> 00:03:29,878 That's not it, all right? Okay, let's-- 65 00:03:29,961 --> 00:03:31,796 Nobody can just sit and read a book anymore. 66 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:34,507 Nobody just sits and reads a book-- All right, you know what? We'll... 67 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:37,051 Let's both read books, and we'll see who gets distracted first. 68 00:03:37,135 --> 00:03:38,720 We'll see... we'll see who's gonna do that. 69 00:03:38,803 --> 00:03:40,429 I'm not gonna read with you, Eric. 70 00:03:40,513 --> 00:03:41,639 All right, this is what we'll do. 71 00:03:41,723 --> 00:03:43,599 I'm gonna read Crime and Punishment, all right? 72 00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:45,684 And you'll read Cujo, all right? That's what we'll do. 73 00:03:45,769 --> 00:03:48,354 And we'll see who can read the most pages without getting distracted. 74 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:50,398 Ready to do that? Let's do that, okay? 75 00:03:50,481 --> 00:03:54,903 Cocaine, no cocaine, my attention will not be challenged. 76 00:03:54,986 --> 00:03:57,113 You got a real drug problem, Eric. 77 00:03:58,322 --> 00:03:59,407 What's that? 78 00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:02,576 Well, these are the drugs I have to take to deal with you. 79 00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:04,495 All right, ready? No distractions, all right? 80 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,414 Just read. No distractions. No. 81 00:04:06,497 --> 00:04:08,624 We just get right into it. We just get... 82 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:13,254 Just right into it. We're just gonna get right into it, all right? 83 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,758 - Ow! Ow, God. - Ow! 84 00:04:16,841 --> 00:04:19,427 -Fuck... ow. -Didn't know your knee was there. 85 00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:21,345 -Are you okay? -Yeah, I'm okay. 86 00:04:21,429 --> 00:04:22,430 Okay. 87 00:04:24,432 --> 00:04:26,893 Hey, I love you. Okay? 88 00:04:26,976 --> 00:04:28,061 Mmm-hmm. 89 00:04:28,144 --> 00:04:29,312 What's the matter? What's wrong? 90 00:04:29,395 --> 00:04:31,605 You say "I love you" too much. 91 00:04:33,524 --> 00:04:35,151 -Do I? -Yeah. 92 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:40,949 Okay. Well, I'm, like, so sorry to be affectionate to you. 93 00:04:41,032 --> 00:04:43,367 -I guess that's-- -No, it's not affection, it's pressure. 94 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:46,245 Because then if I don't say it back then it becomes a thing. 95 00:04:46,329 --> 00:04:47,705 Well, why wouldn't you say it back? 96 00:04:47,789 --> 00:04:49,874 I mean, if it's true you would say it, right? 97 00:04:49,958 --> 00:04:51,125 'Cause I, like, I love you. 98 00:04:51,209 --> 00:04:52,626 Oh, my God, please stop saying that. 99 00:04:52,710 --> 00:04:54,796 -Okay, well, I do. I love you-- -Okay, stop it! 100 00:04:54,879 --> 00:04:55,880 -I love you. -Stop it. 101 00:04:55,964 --> 00:04:57,590 -What is the fucking problem? -Gus, please shut up! 102 00:04:57,673 --> 00:04:59,801 I love you. God damn it! What is the matter? 103 00:04:59,884 --> 00:05:01,552 --What? Just fucking say it. 104 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:05,223 I fucked another guy! 105 00:05:05,306 --> 00:05:08,309 Well, you know, just so you know, like... 106 00:05:08,392 --> 00:05:11,645 because we're broken up, that means, like, we're not talking anymore, you know? 107 00:05:11,729 --> 00:05:14,773 So you can, like, text, and you can call and, like, email me, 108 00:05:14,858 --> 00:05:17,151 but I'm not, like, gonna reply, okay? 109 00:05:17,235 --> 00:05:20,196 -So, like, once you're out, you're out. -So we're never gonna talk again? 110 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:23,407 No, because you fucked another guy, okay? 111 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:26,035 I can't imagine that... 112 00:05:26,119 --> 00:05:28,872 that you're just gonna be around and you're not gonna be in my life. 113 00:05:28,955 --> 00:05:30,874 I mean, like... 114 00:05:30,957 --> 00:05:32,750 obviously, we're still gonna be friends, okay? 115 00:05:32,834 --> 00:05:34,127 - No! - What the fuck? 116 00:05:34,210 --> 00:05:36,504 This is what I'm fucking talking about! 117 00:05:36,587 --> 00:05:37,630 Well, what am I? 118 00:05:37,713 --> 00:05:39,007 Am I too nice? Am I too mean? 119 00:05:39,090 --> 00:05:40,549 Yes, you're too fucking-- You're not nice! 120 00:05:40,633 --> 00:05:43,761 You're... you're fucking fake nice, which is worse than being mean! 121 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,097 You know, it's over. I get that. 122 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:48,516 It's fucking over and it's done. 123 00:05:48,599 --> 00:05:51,352 I just want you to be true to yourself. 124 00:05:51,435 --> 00:05:53,479 Okay, being true to myself? 125 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:55,814 -Yeah. -I want you to fucking die. 126 00:05:55,899 --> 00:05:58,985 Okay? I want you to fucking get a disease and die, 127 00:05:59,068 --> 00:06:01,112 or fucking get in a car accident and die. 128 00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:04,407 That's what I want, I want you to fucking die. 129 00:06:06,325 --> 00:06:08,036 It's over. 130 00:06:14,667 --> 00:06:16,252 --Oh, shit. 131 00:06:16,335 --> 00:06:18,629 - What? What's wrong? - We just gotta go quicker. 132 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,423 - Why? What the fuck? 133 00:06:20,506 --> 00:06:22,091 -My mom's here. -What the fuck? 134 00:06:22,175 --> 00:06:24,010 -Why is your mom here? -Oh, just go quicker. 135 00:06:24,093 --> 00:06:26,137 -Come with me, come with me. -No, I can't. I can't just do that. 136 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:28,389 - You're like-- 137 00:06:30,683 --> 00:06:33,894 What the fuck, dude? That's really lame. 138 00:06:33,978 --> 00:06:35,188 Oh. Well, I just... 139 00:06:35,271 --> 00:06:37,440 I got stuff to do today, you know? Gettin' it together. 140 00:06:37,523 --> 00:06:39,358 You're really going right now? 141 00:06:39,442 --> 00:06:42,195 What? Yeah. Yeah, she's taking me to buy pants and I totally forgot. 142 00:06:42,278 --> 00:06:43,279 What the fuck? 143 00:06:43,362 --> 00:06:45,448 -You can't but your own pants? -She offered. 144 00:06:45,531 --> 00:06:47,992 It's not cute that you live with your parents, Eric. 145 00:06:48,076 --> 00:06:50,869 You tell people it's some sort of life hack, but it's just sad. 146 00:06:50,954 --> 00:06:52,663 It's sad to want new pants? 147 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,999 All right, I'm sorry, I'm a human being, all right? 148 00:06:55,083 --> 00:06:56,709 Eventually, I'm gonna need pants. 149 00:06:56,792 --> 00:06:59,753 Wait, you're going? You're actually going? Eric! 150 00:06:59,837 --> 00:07:02,340 I don't even know why it's something you get pissed off about. 151 00:07:02,423 --> 00:07:04,883 -I need new pants. What's wrong with you? -Eric, fucking, you wait! 152 00:07:04,968 --> 00:07:06,677 Don't get in that car. You were just fucking me-- 153 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,137 Good morning, Mickey. 154 00:07:08,221 --> 00:07:09,347 Hi, Mrs. Todd. 155 00:07:09,430 --> 00:07:11,933 Hey, me and Eric are going to that new mall in Topanga. 156 00:07:12,016 --> 00:07:13,935 Don't get in the fucking car, dude. 157 00:07:14,018 --> 00:07:16,687 I'm so tired of you acting like a fucking child. 158 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:20,191 If you get in that car with your mom, then you're a fucking loser. 159 00:07:20,274 --> 00:07:21,900 Snore, snore, snore. 160 00:07:21,985 --> 00:07:24,737 You're putting me to sleep, Ma. You're boring me to death right now, okay? 161 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:27,865 You think I'm a fucking child? You think I'm a fucking loser? 162 00:07:27,949 --> 00:07:30,201 Well, bullshit, all right? You're just as fucked up as me. 163 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:32,161 The difference is I have the balls to admit it. 164 00:07:32,245 --> 00:07:33,537 Ma, let's go! 165 00:07:33,621 --> 00:07:35,331 Eric, honey. Honey... 166 00:07:35,414 --> 00:07:37,166 why don't you invite your friend Mickey 167 00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:39,627 and we will go and get the slacks at the mall together? 168 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:42,421 He's not my friend. His cum is still inside of me. 169 00:07:42,505 --> 00:07:43,881 Eric, it's over! 170 00:07:43,965 --> 00:07:46,550 Who even talks to somebody's mother like that? 171 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,093 I'm open. 172 00:08:30,011 --> 00:08:31,220 - Got you. 173 00:08:31,304 --> 00:08:34,348 Retaining a harem of over 100 females 174 00:08:34,432 --> 00:08:36,684 will require him to fight many challengers... 175 00:08:38,019 --> 00:08:39,062 Hey, um... a little help? 176 00:08:39,145 --> 00:08:41,189 Elephant seal pups in such a hostile environment 177 00:08:41,272 --> 00:08:43,816 can sometimes get caught in the middle of these riots, 178 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:45,443 putting them in harm's way. 179 00:08:47,820 --> 00:08:50,781 - Oh... Hey. - Hey, sorry about that, man. 180 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:53,076 Oh, sorry? 181 00:08:53,159 --> 00:08:55,911 Who cares, guys? It's fine. 182 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:57,080 Have fun, you know? 183 00:08:57,163 --> 00:08:59,415 Here you go. Oop, sorry. 184 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:01,417 Cool. 185 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:03,669 So you guys are up... early, huh? 186 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:04,878 You on spring break or... 187 00:09:04,962 --> 00:09:07,798 -Oh, this is study abroad. -In Los Angeles, huh? 188 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,883 The college, they put us up at the Springwood for a semester. 189 00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:14,347 Yeah, since this shithole is basically, like, one step up from a dorm room. 190 00:09:14,430 --> 00:09:16,224 Yeah, I'm gonna miss all the drug dealers 191 00:09:16,307 --> 00:09:18,767 and child actors and the sad divorced guys. 192 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:24,898 Well, I'll let you get back to your Fris-ing. 193 00:09:24,982 --> 00:09:27,651 Well, hey, man, we're having a kickback tonight by the pool. 194 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:28,736 You should drop by. 195 00:09:28,819 --> 00:09:32,156 Yeah. Yeah, maybe. We'll see, we'll see. 196 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:34,700 So that's the bathroom, we have to share it. 197 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:37,286 - Oh, okay. - My mom gave me that stupid thing. 198 00:09:37,370 --> 00:09:40,456 -It's nice. Uh-huh. -Um, that's the kitchen. 199 00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:42,458 -Do you cook? -Uh, a little here and there. 200 00:09:42,541 --> 00:09:43,834 -Baking... -Huh? 201 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,754 You never really hear about an Australian style of cuisine. 202 00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:47,921 No, there isn't any. 203 00:09:48,005 --> 00:09:49,590 --Hmm. No, bad, bad. 204 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:51,925 -Aw. Who's the kitty? -Ugh, sorry about that. 205 00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:53,761 Oh, God. Are you allergic to cats? 206 00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:55,471 No, no, no, I love cats. What's his name? 207 00:09:55,554 --> 00:09:56,722 His name's Grandpa. 208 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:59,642 I named him that 'cause he's a reincarnation of my grandpa. 209 00:09:59,725 --> 00:10:02,436 -Cute. -So what do you think? 210 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:04,938 Of your, uh... Oh, here? 211 00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:08,526 Yeah. It's good, I like it. 212 00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:10,068 So you wanna move in? 213 00:10:10,153 --> 00:10:12,238 Um... oh, really? 214 00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:14,490 Yeah, I mean, you don't seem crazy 215 00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:17,993 and I don't feel like meeting with a ton of people. So? 216 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:19,245 Wow, okay. Great. 217 00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:21,414 Great. I'll text that other girl and tell her to not to come over. 218 00:10:21,497 --> 00:10:22,831 You snooze, you lose. 219 00:10:22,915 --> 00:10:25,793 Cool. So were you, like, living with another roommate, or... 220 00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:28,129 I mean, my boyfriend kind of lived here with me. 221 00:10:28,212 --> 00:10:30,088 It was sort of on and off. He'd come and go. 222 00:10:30,173 --> 00:10:31,924 He'd mainly live with his parents, but... 223 00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:34,177 then we broke up, so whatever. 224 00:10:34,260 --> 00:10:36,220 Oh, um, I'm so sorry. 225 00:10:36,304 --> 00:10:39,432 Don't be. I'm so glad we broke up... 226 00:10:39,515 --> 00:10:41,767 I just don't really wanna live alone, you know? 227 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:44,061 Well, that's perfect. We can hang out. 228 00:10:44,145 --> 00:10:45,563 And we will. 229 00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:49,483 I just wanna really clearly establish the roommate boundaries initially. 230 00:10:49,567 --> 00:10:51,194 Yeah. Yeah. 231 00:10:51,277 --> 00:10:53,529 That actually sounds like we've got a lot in common. 232 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:57,991 Well... 233 00:10:58,075 --> 00:11:00,369 get out of my space! 234 00:11:00,453 --> 00:11:02,163 This is gonna be fun. 235 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:37,114 But, Mother, why is the wolf following me? 236 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,492 Do not fear him. He is your protector. 237 00:11:39,575 --> 00:11:42,536 Now that you're becoming a woman, your powers are growing. 238 00:11:42,620 --> 00:11:45,456 My powers? Am I becoming a witch? 239 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:46,707 We will know soon enough. 240 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:48,876 When your body aligns with the lunar cycle. 241 00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:50,669 Now, command the wolf. 242 00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:53,714 --Sabien, submit. 243 00:11:59,512 --> 00:12:01,096 He's not even looking at me. 244 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:02,348 Uh, cut! 245 00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:05,017 All right, let's get the wolf to sit. How about that? What's the problem? 246 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:09,062 Arya, you have to make your hand a fist or the wolf won't sit. 247 00:12:09,146 --> 00:12:10,188 I was. 248 00:12:10,273 --> 00:12:12,190 No, actually, you were just holding your hand up. 249 00:12:12,275 --> 00:12:13,442 Are you blind or something? 250 00:12:13,526 --> 00:12:16,362 I was doing exactly what you said to. The dog's just stupid. 251 00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:19,031 God, just check the playback, I was doing it. 252 00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:20,866 Arya, superstar, what up? 253 00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:22,285 I'm so tired! 254 00:12:24,495 --> 00:12:26,079 -Evan. -Hey, what's up, man? 255 00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:27,998 Hey, man. What's going on? 256 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,208 Not much. What do you need? 257 00:12:30,293 --> 00:12:32,461 -Tutor time. -Seriously? You're doing this now? 258 00:12:32,545 --> 00:12:35,381 Dude, have you been paying attention? We lose the wolf in half an hour. 259 00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:37,425 No, I get it. I just... you know... 260 00:12:37,508 --> 00:12:39,427 Arya needs her three hours of class... 261 00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:40,636 -every day. -Right. 262 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:43,556 I'm dealing with a child actor and a live animal here. 263 00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:45,098 I-- I just need you to be a team player. 264 00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:46,892 I know. But I feel like it's always 265 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:49,395 animals that are coming in and push, you know... 266 00:12:49,478 --> 00:12:50,771 One day it's snakes, the next day it's-- 267 00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:53,065 Dude, have you ever worked on a supernatural period piece before? 268 00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:56,569 Come on, man. Everyday there's a serpent or there's a mule. 269 00:12:56,652 --> 00:12:58,321 I'm looking out for Arya here, okay? 270 00:12:58,404 --> 00:13:01,532 I don't know what to tell you, man. They're witches, they deal with animals. 271 00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:04,284 Evan, she needs three hours of class every day, okay? 272 00:13:04,368 --> 00:13:05,369 So we're doing this. 273 00:13:05,453 --> 00:13:07,371 Seriously? That's the tone you're gonna take? 274 00:13:07,455 --> 00:13:09,289 Yeah, come on, man. It's the law. 275 00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:10,791 -It's called working-- -What's going on? 276 00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:13,251 -Is there an issue? -Susan, hey. 277 00:13:13,336 --> 00:13:14,962 Uh, no issues. 278 00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:16,422 Lovin' the scene, it's so good. 279 00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:18,466 Guys, this wolf is almost out the door. 280 00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:19,842 - Can we handle this some other time? - Yes. 281 00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:21,009 Right, but it's just-- 282 00:13:21,093 --> 00:13:22,135 If Arya's not in class 283 00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:23,929 and somebody reports this, we could lose our jobs and-- 284 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,556 Dude, you are the only one that cares about-- 285 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:26,765 But we could. We could lose our jobs! 286 00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,934 Hey, hey, hey. Why are we going crazy here? 287 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:31,019 Gus, listen. 288 00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,731 I respect your passion and commitment here. 289 00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:35,608 - Thank you. Thank you. - You know? 290 00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:37,192 Yeah, and, you know, and if the wolf goes away 291 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:39,277 before we get this shot, you know, that's... that's fine. 292 00:13:39,362 --> 00:13:40,904 You know, we'll... we'll work it out. 293 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:43,115 That means so much. I appreciate that. Thank you. 294 00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:44,992 What would that mean, Evan? 295 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:47,119 I'm guessing we just have to come in on Saturday to finish? 296 00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:48,203 Uh-huh. Yeah. 297 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:49,788 Yeah, just come in over the weekend. 298 00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:50,873 -Yep. Mmm-hmm. -Mmm. 299 00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:52,875 The crew will probably not like that much. 300 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,543 Oh, they're gonna be pissed. 301 00:13:54,627 --> 00:13:55,878 I mean, I guess you don't give a fuck about 302 00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:58,171 people spending time with their kids. Oh, wait, you don't have kids. 303 00:13:58,255 --> 00:13:59,339 - That's for sure. - Uh... 304 00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:02,426 I feel like we're wasting time by arguing about it, so... 305 00:14:02,510 --> 00:14:03,802 Let's just do it. 306 00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:05,638 - Really? Excellent. - We'll do it. Mmm-hmm. 307 00:14:05,721 --> 00:14:06,722 You're my soldier. 308 00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:09,016 All right, we got another take, everybody. Second take. 309 00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:11,560 Uh, why does everyone else get a CGI wolf? 310 00:14:11,644 --> 00:14:13,186 Why the fuck do we have a real wolf here? 311 00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:15,773 Arya, hey. False alarm. 312 00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:18,776 It's gonna be about 50 more minutes. And then, we'll take it to class. 313 00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,110 I can't. I need a nap. 314 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,904 Nope. No naps today. 315 00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:25,032 -I've been here since 6:00. -I know that. 316 00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:26,700 But how you gonna count all that money you got if, 317 00:14:26,784 --> 00:14:28,452 uh, you don't know math, right? 318 00:14:28,536 --> 00:14:31,414 Um, Jeff, the accountant? 319 00:14:31,497 --> 00:14:32,748 Right, Jeff. 320 00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:35,418 He's an Orthodox Jew, I think he knows what he's doing. 321 00:14:35,501 --> 00:14:36,710 Oh. 322 00:14:46,387 --> 00:14:49,973 Our next caller is Jason from Chicago. 323 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:53,018 Jason, how we doin'? How's our day going? 324 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,728 Well, my mom passed away. 325 00:14:54,812 --> 00:14:56,689 Oh. My condolences. 326 00:14:56,772 --> 00:14:59,191 I have to say, I'm not too torn up about it, 327 00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:01,902 and actually, that's what's kind of got me upset. 328 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:03,862 The fact that I'm not upset. 329 00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:05,989 We can't control how we feel. 330 00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,534 And sometimes... 331 00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:12,245 these archetypical people in our lives, they hurt us. 332 00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:15,373 And they don't fulfill the archetype. 333 00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:17,585 What... what's an archetype? 334 00:15:17,668 --> 00:15:19,628 An archetype is a... 335 00:15:19,712 --> 00:15:22,423 Well, I don't really have the exact definition. 336 00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:25,718 I do know what it means, obviously, because I just used it. Um... 337 00:15:27,553 --> 00:15:29,513 Well, thank you so much for calling. 338 00:15:29,597 --> 00:15:30,723 I am Dr. Greg Coulter 339 00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:34,017 and you are listening to the Love and Living Channel 340 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:36,061 on Gravity Satellite Radio. 341 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,772 You listen, we hear. 342 00:15:40,483 --> 00:15:42,067 Great. Great show, Greg. 343 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,444 Oh, thanks so much, Rob. 344 00:15:43,527 --> 00:15:45,028 -I really appreciate it. -So good. 345 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:46,822 -Good morning, Mickey. -Hey, you said you wanted to talk? 346 00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:47,906 Yeah. 347 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:50,868 We need to fire Rob. Rob's gotta go. Does that make me evil? 348 00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:53,036 No! Please. This is a business. 349 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,913 You know what? 350 00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:56,790 Can you fire him for me... huh? 351 00:15:56,874 --> 00:15:59,001 - Or do program managers not do that? 352 00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:00,919 What? I mean, okay, you know what? I'll do it. 353 00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:02,505 If you do it, Rob will think I'm a coward. 354 00:16:02,588 --> 00:16:04,089 Yeah, I think that's probably the right move. 355 00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,633 No, wait, you know what? You do it. 356 00:16:05,716 --> 00:16:07,175 I'm sorry, I'll stop being annoying. 357 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:10,220 So what's the problem? What did he do? 358 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:13,724 Look... Rob does a great job... 359 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,643 but the guy creeps me out. 360 00:16:15,726 --> 00:16:17,895 He's got this look in his eyes. You ever meet a person 361 00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,730 and they smile, and you feel like they're screaming at you? 362 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,064 What? Rob? 363 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:23,108 Rob's like the nicest guy in the whole world. 364 00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:24,693 He's nicer than both of us. 365 00:16:24,777 --> 00:16:29,114 Well, he's just got this bad energy, this aura around him. 366 00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,575 Has he ever done anything to you? 367 00:16:31,659 --> 00:16:33,536 He asked me do I like him. 368 00:16:35,287 --> 00:16:38,499 That's weird, right? That's not a thing you ask anybody. 369 00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:41,334 - Let alone in a workplace. 370 00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:45,798 Look... I would fire him but I can't take that on right now. 371 00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:48,216 This might be a difficult thing for you to understand 372 00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,218 but I am very vulnerable in this job. 373 00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:51,554 I have to be. 374 00:16:51,637 --> 00:16:54,139 I make myself vulnerable to the world. 375 00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:57,017 I can't be vulnerable around somebody like Rob. 376 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,143 So he's gotta go. 377 00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:00,979 Fine, I'll do it just to end this conversation. 378 00:17:01,564 --> 00:17:03,106 I'm a pussy, aren't I? 379 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,441 I'm sorry, I'm disgusting. 380 00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:06,860 Okay, you know what? I'll do it. 381 00:17:06,944 --> 00:17:08,779 - Thank you. - Oh, question. 382 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:12,240 What is a good band to work out to? Something new. 383 00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:14,451 I don't know. The Monkees? 384 00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:16,244 That's great. 385 00:17:16,328 --> 00:17:18,288 Thanks, you're the best. You know what? 386 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,582 You fire Rob. 387 00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:23,877 So how was the move out of the Springwood? 388 00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:27,923 Uh, you know, it's funny it didn't end up actually happening. 389 00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:29,967 He finally realizes that the Springwood rules. 390 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,844 You love it there, right? 391 00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:36,223 No. I mean... not exactly. 392 00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:37,600 You can live anywhere in LA! 393 00:17:37,683 --> 00:17:39,184 Okay, like, where? 394 00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:40,936 I mean... I've been looking, but it's just... 395 00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:43,480 I'm having a hard time finding a place I like. 396 00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:45,357 You can move near me. The Eastside. 397 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:48,569 I don't know. It's just a little too cool. And now... 398 00:17:48,652 --> 00:17:51,739 I'd be like the Beverly Hills guy with, like, a white Corvette. 399 00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,993 I mean, is that what we're doing? 400 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,871 We're just playing what we'd wanna be? 401 00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:01,707 I don't think it's, like, what I want to be. It's, like, who I am. 402 00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,083 Like, who am I? 403 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:05,377 I mean, like, where do guys like me live, you know? 404 00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:08,714 Where do the, like, repressed hostile nerds 405 00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:12,926 whose girlfriend's accuse them of being "fake nice" live? 406 00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:14,970 -Santa Monica? -No. 407 00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:17,347 As long as I stay in the Springwood, you know... 408 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:21,476 maybe I get a text from Natalie saying, "Let's try it again." 409 00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:24,521 And I can just bop out of the Springwood back to another place 410 00:18:24,605 --> 00:18:28,566 instead of like, bop Springwood, bop new place, bop Natalie. 411 00:18:28,651 --> 00:18:29,902 It's crazy, right? 412 00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:33,113 Please don't tell me you think you and Natalie are gonna get back together. 413 00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:35,866 -'Cause that's never gonna happen. -Yeah. 414 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:38,576 You're saying it... like, it's over? 415 00:18:38,661 --> 00:18:40,704 She cheated on you. Why would you wanna be with her? 416 00:18:40,788 --> 00:18:42,414 Gus, she sucked, man. 417 00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:45,125 Fuck Natalie. And fuck the Springwood. 418 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,501 I think you'll find someone better. 419 00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:48,586 You know, I know you'll find someone better 420 00:18:48,671 --> 00:18:50,631 and if you have trouble, I can set you up. 421 00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:52,049 She wasn't right for you, dude. 422 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,383 I think I gotta go. 423 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,969 Gus. Wait. We gotta... 424 00:18:56,887 --> 00:18:58,096 We gotta pay. 425 00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:04,269 Otis, put the dirt down now! 426 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,478 I suppose it's better than Heather's kid. 427 00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:06,814 - She eats dog shit. 428 00:19:06,897 --> 00:19:08,691 I'm serious. 429 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,861 Oh, my God, this day is dragging. 430 00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:15,823 You know what my favorite part of the day is? 431 00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:17,615 Taking my Ambien. 432 00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:19,492 -Really? -Yeah. 433 00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:21,619 There's this moment right after it kicks in, 434 00:19:21,704 --> 00:19:25,082 and I'm still awake and everything is perfect. 435 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:27,710 Seriously, I look forward to 9:30 every day. 436 00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:29,670 I don't like that shit. 437 00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:31,880 I always wake up having made spaghetti. 438 00:19:31,964 --> 00:19:35,050 Spaghetti is the best. What's wrong with that? 439 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,259 You want some Ambien? 440 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,678 No, thanks. 441 00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:39,096 Are you sober? 442 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:40,305 Kinda. 443 00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:42,307 I get it. 444 00:19:43,851 --> 00:19:45,853 Fuck it! Give me some Ambien. 445 00:19:45,936 --> 00:19:47,980 Give me a whole handful. 446 00:19:48,063 --> 00:19:50,190 All right. 447 00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:56,154 I'm sure you have your own methods... 448 00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:57,990 but I turn off all electronic devices. 449 00:19:58,073 --> 00:20:00,868 The last time I took an Ambien, I emailed my high school principal 450 00:20:00,951 --> 00:20:03,078 to tell him what a great job he had done. 451 00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:05,998 That's why you're my favorite neighbor. 452 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,542 Otis, enough with the dirt. 453 00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,669 You have reached your quota. 454 00:20:11,754 --> 00:20:13,088 Down. 455 00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:24,182 You know, I guess she used to be an extra on The Little Rascals. 456 00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:25,308 For real? 457 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,019 - Yeah, no, she told me that. - Jeez. 458 00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:28,103 -Hey, what's going on? -Hey. 459 00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:29,187 What's happening here? 460 00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:31,857 This old lady in E-2021 died. 461 00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:34,359 I guess she fell in the shower 462 00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:37,695 and the water kept running on her body for, like, a week, 463 00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:41,408 so when they found her, the bathtub was full of mush. 464 00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:43,118 Jesus! What... What? 465 00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:45,078 I told you not to give details. 466 00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:47,915 Yeah, well, you're the one who gave me the details. 467 00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:49,958 She lived here for 42 years, man. 468 00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:52,127 - Wow. - Yeah. 469 00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:54,421 How long have you guys lived here? 470 00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:55,923 Eighteen years. 471 00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:57,299 They're roommates but they're not gay. 472 00:20:58,133 --> 00:20:59,717 Yeah, Chris, I don't care. That's fine. 473 00:20:59,802 --> 00:21:00,928 Why, did you think we were gay? 474 00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:04,181 We're best friends. This is my BFF. We're roomies. 475 00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:06,850 Yeah, no, he said... I didn't. 476 00:21:06,934 --> 00:21:08,894 I don't even care. It's fine. 477 00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:11,438 Nice to meet you. 478 00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:12,981 -Yep. -Take it easy. 479 00:21:13,065 --> 00:21:14,191 Later, dudes. 480 00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:17,527 Hey, we're not gonna wind up like those two guys, are we? 481 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:18,695 I hope so. 482 00:21:18,779 --> 00:21:20,655 We should be so fucking lucky. 483 00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:22,199 Thirty years of friendship? 484 00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:24,159 We should be so fucking lucky, Gus. 485 00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:38,381 Fuck it. 486 00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:06,784 Shit. 487 00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:37,857 You know what I love about Uber? 488 00:22:37,941 --> 00:22:39,401 You don't have to tip. 489 00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:42,070 Fuck taxis, man. Uber's changing the world. 490 00:22:42,154 --> 00:22:44,156 And you own this car, right? 491 00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:45,532 It's, like, a nice car. 492 00:22:45,615 --> 00:22:46,992 - Yes, ma'am. 493 00:22:48,285 --> 00:22:50,620 Oh, shit! Oh, fuck! Shit! 494 00:22:53,331 --> 00:22:55,167 Hello, this is Rob. 495 00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:59,212 Hi, this is Mickey Dobbs, the program manager from work. 496 00:22:59,296 --> 00:23:01,839 Uh, anyway, you know that. 497 00:23:01,924 --> 00:23:03,633 Um, I didn't... 498 00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:06,428 Uh, I don't wanna do this over voicemail, but, um... 499 00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:09,181 Hello? 500 00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:11,766 Hello? Is this... 501 00:23:11,849 --> 00:23:13,851 is this one of those trick voicemail things? 502 00:23:13,936 --> 00:23:14,937 Mickey, is that you? 503 00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:19,024 God! Sorry! Your voice doesn't normally sound so message-y. 504 00:23:19,107 --> 00:23:20,483 No, it's me. 505 00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:22,485 We're gonna put Frozen on in one second, honey, I promise. 506 00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:24,112 Is everything okay? 507 00:23:24,196 --> 00:23:27,950 Um... I don't know how to say this, uh... 508 00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:30,077 I'm just gonna... I'm just gonna come right out 509 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:32,454 and say it to you, 'cause I respect you, okay, Rob? 510 00:23:32,537 --> 00:23:36,041 You are fired from, you know, work. 511 00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:38,460 What? 512 00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:40,462 Greg told you to fire me? 513 00:23:40,545 --> 00:23:42,755 Yeah. Aw. 514 00:23:42,839 --> 00:23:44,882 But... it's nothing personal. 515 00:23:44,967 --> 00:23:46,301 Sure, it's not personal. 516 00:23:46,384 --> 00:23:48,761 You're just Dr. Greg's little henchman, that's all. 517 00:23:48,845 --> 00:23:51,806 Oh, come on, man. Aren't we all henchmen? 518 00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:54,726 "Aren't we all henchmen?" What the fuck does that mean? 519 00:23:54,809 --> 00:23:56,394 Are you high right now? 520 00:23:56,478 --> 00:23:58,480 Are you on drugs? 521 00:23:58,563 --> 00:24:00,607 - Drugs? 522 00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:04,361 Oh, so you're firing me over the phone while you drive on drugs? 523 00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:05,778 That's great. Why don't you show my daughter that? 524 00:24:05,862 --> 00:24:07,822 Tell my six-year-old daughter that. Go ahead. 525 00:24:07,905 --> 00:24:09,366 Hey, look, I drew a big star. 526 00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:12,702 Oh, she drew a big star... you fucking cock-whore! 527 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:15,747 Whoa, dude, uncalled for! Shit! 528 00:24:49,697 --> 00:24:50,740 Mickey. 529 00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:57,580 -What the fuck are you wearing? -Aw. 530 00:24:58,581 --> 00:25:00,333 I'm glad you made it. 531 00:25:03,586 --> 00:25:05,505 This is a really weird bar. 532 00:25:05,588 --> 00:25:07,799 It's not a bar. You haven't heard of Bliss House? 533 00:25:07,882 --> 00:25:09,717 No. What is this, like, a... 534 00:25:11,219 --> 00:25:13,221 like, a club for old people? 535 00:25:13,305 --> 00:25:15,515 It's a church. Well, they say it's... 536 00:25:15,598 --> 00:25:17,475 like a church for all churches, you know. 537 00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:20,603 It's more about oneness and togetherness, not so much a higher being. 538 00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:23,231 But I'm... I'm trying to say I'm sorry, all right? 539 00:25:23,315 --> 00:25:27,194 This is... this is how I'm trying to say I'm sorry to you. 540 00:25:28,278 --> 00:25:29,612 The midnight service is the best one. 541 00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:31,114 -You're gonna love it. -Fuck, no. 542 00:25:31,198 --> 00:25:33,408 Dude, no, no, I can't do that. 543 00:25:33,491 --> 00:25:35,952 I'm wearing, like, a one-piece under jeans. 544 00:26:00,810 --> 00:26:03,938 Hey! Our buddy from the balcony! 545 00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:07,650 Hey, what's up? You guys! All right. There you are. 546 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:10,528 You dropped by. You even brought your work backpack. 547 00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:12,155 I'm Gus, by the way. 548 00:26:12,239 --> 00:26:13,448 -I'm Nate. Good to meet you. -Hello. Hi. 549 00:26:13,531 --> 00:26:16,201 -Hey, I'm Hailey. -Did you get a drink yet, man? 550 00:26:16,284 --> 00:26:18,161 Uh, you know what? 551 00:26:18,245 --> 00:26:20,455 Yeah. Give me a beer. 552 00:26:20,538 --> 00:26:22,499 - Give you a-- - Yeah, give me a beer. Cool. 553 00:26:22,582 --> 00:26:24,667 Yeah, all right. Okay. 554 00:26:24,751 --> 00:26:26,919 - Beer. - Thank you. Thanks. 555 00:26:27,003 --> 00:26:28,463 -Cheers. -Yeah. 556 00:26:33,301 --> 00:26:35,637 Good evening, blessed specimens of this lifetime. 557 00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:37,555 How are you all feeling? I wanna hear you. 558 00:26:40,057 --> 00:26:41,726 Tonight, we stand together 559 00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:44,604 in a vibratory field of an advancing potential, 560 00:26:44,687 --> 00:26:47,274 the foundation of which is love. 561 00:26:47,357 --> 00:26:50,860 Love doesn't just happen, we have to choose it. 562 00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:55,240 We are in a phase of evolution where we have to agree with love. 563 00:26:55,323 --> 00:26:59,327 We are in a phase of evolution where we have to embrace love. 564 00:26:59,411 --> 00:27:05,292 We have to see love, feel love, touch love, heal love. 565 00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:07,752 From the very core of our inner sanction. 566 00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:09,587 Right? You guys know what I'm talking about. 567 00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:11,756 - Come on, let me hear you. 568 00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:14,842 Holy fuck. 569 00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:22,434 You guys are doing it right. Seriously. 570 00:27:22,517 --> 00:27:25,520 All of you guys, this is, like, what your twenties should be about. 571 00:27:25,603 --> 00:27:27,730 Having fun, going wild. 572 00:27:27,814 --> 00:27:31,984 Ever since I was a little kid, I've been acting like a grown-up. 573 00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:36,198 And now, it's like, I'm in my thirties, 574 00:27:36,281 --> 00:27:38,157 and I'm, like... 575 00:27:38,241 --> 00:27:39,659 "Oh, my God!" 576 00:27:40,785 --> 00:27:42,245 I need to make up for lost time. 577 00:27:42,329 --> 00:27:44,622 Hey, let's get fucking crazy tonight! 578 00:27:46,374 --> 00:27:49,211 Will you shut the fuck up? 579 00:27:49,294 --> 00:27:51,713 This is a family community. 580 00:27:51,796 --> 00:27:55,800 Families live here. This isn't fucking Club Med! 581 00:27:55,883 --> 00:27:58,261 Hey! Uh, why don't you just, uh, 582 00:27:58,345 --> 00:28:03,850 let us enjoy this one special moment in our lives... 583 00:28:03,933 --> 00:28:08,480 before we, you know, fucking slip in a shower and turn to mush? 584 00:28:08,563 --> 00:28:10,482 Go fuck yourself, man! 585 00:28:12,609 --> 00:28:14,694 - I love you guys! 586 00:28:14,777 --> 00:28:17,029 I love this place! 587 00:28:59,196 --> 00:29:00,823 Guys, thank you so much. 588 00:29:00,907 --> 00:29:02,284 So fun. Really-- 589 00:29:02,367 --> 00:29:03,826 - You're the man, Gus. - You guys are... 590 00:29:03,910 --> 00:29:06,203 -All right, we'll see you tomorrow. -See you tomorrow. 591 00:29:06,288 --> 00:29:07,872 Hey, what are you doing now? 592 00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:13,127 Me? Um, sawing some logs. 593 00:29:14,671 --> 00:29:16,714 What... What does... What does that mean? 594 00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:17,799 I don't know what that means. 595 00:29:17,882 --> 00:29:20,677 It means sleeping. It's like an old expression for sleeping. 596 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,220 - Oh. - Well, uh-- 597 00:29:23,305 --> 00:29:26,641 We still have a couple of hours to kill. Do you wanna hang out at your place? 598 00:29:26,724 --> 00:29:30,186 Uh... 599 00:29:30,270 --> 00:29:34,023 Yeah. Well, okay. It's a little messy, if that's cool. 600 00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:35,275 Oh, God, it's fine. 601 00:29:35,983 --> 00:29:39,236 Oh, my God! Your bedroom is literally identical to ours. 602 00:29:39,321 --> 00:29:41,238 - No way. Really? - Yeah. It's so lame, right? 603 00:29:41,323 --> 00:29:42,574 Hey, look at these candles! 604 00:29:42,657 --> 00:29:44,284 - They've never even been lit. - So lame. 605 00:29:44,367 --> 00:29:46,328 It's crazy they have all the same stuff in every... 606 00:29:46,411 --> 00:29:47,787 -Yeah. -I know. 607 00:29:47,870 --> 00:29:49,706 -It's nuts. -It's, uh... They're like clones. 608 00:29:49,789 --> 00:29:50,957 - They're clones of each other. 609 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:52,208 - Clones. 610 00:29:52,292 --> 00:29:53,418 I'm gonna miss it though. 611 00:29:53,501 --> 00:29:55,503 It sucks that we have to leave and fly back. 612 00:29:55,587 --> 00:29:57,589 - Uh... - We wanna move to LA after college. 613 00:29:57,672 --> 00:29:58,715 -Ooh. -Oh, really? 614 00:29:58,798 --> 00:30:00,007 - Yeah. - Oh, that's cool. 615 00:30:00,091 --> 00:30:02,552 Yeah, 'cause we never did anything fun while we were here. 616 00:30:02,635 --> 00:30:05,262 We had all these, like, wild, crazy plans. 617 00:30:05,347 --> 00:30:08,182 --Oh, really? Like what? 618 00:30:08,265 --> 00:30:10,810 You guys wanted to go to Six Flags or something, right? 619 00:30:10,893 --> 00:30:12,019 - No. 620 00:30:12,103 --> 00:30:14,939 No, like, um... 621 00:30:15,022 --> 00:30:17,149 I don't know, uh... 622 00:30:17,233 --> 00:30:19,569 - Never mind. 623 00:30:19,652 --> 00:30:20,695 Uh... 624 00:30:20,778 --> 00:30:23,490 -You guys are-- -We, uh... 625 00:30:23,573 --> 00:30:25,116 We... we kinda... 626 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,285 --We wanted to have a three-way. 627 00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,498 Oh. Oh, okay. 628 00:30:32,999 --> 00:30:34,334 Yeah. 629 00:30:36,919 --> 00:30:38,505 - Yeah. Uh, have-- - Yeah. 630 00:30:38,588 --> 00:30:40,673 Have you ever had one? 631 00:30:41,591 --> 00:30:44,301 Uh, no. 632 00:30:44,386 --> 00:30:47,013 -Mmm. Okay. -I... I don't think I have. No. 633 00:30:47,096 --> 00:30:49,015 - No, haven't had a three-way. 634 00:30:49,098 --> 00:30:52,309 Well, um, I know Reese hasn't... 635 00:30:52,394 --> 00:30:54,937 - No? Right. - ...and I haven't, and, uh... 636 00:30:55,021 --> 00:30:57,857 -And I-- Yeah, I haven't. Yeah. no. -And... you haven't. 637 00:30:57,940 --> 00:30:59,359 So, yeah. 638 00:30:59,442 --> 00:31:02,404 Um, so, is... is it happening? 639 00:31:02,487 --> 00:31:05,281 Now, is this it? This is the three-way? Yeah? 640 00:31:05,365 --> 00:31:06,574 -Yes, Gus. -Okay. 641 00:31:06,658 --> 00:31:08,242 I think that was clear. 642 00:31:08,325 --> 00:31:09,452 Cool. 643 00:31:09,536 --> 00:31:13,623 Children, please, step inside our vibratory field of energy and love 644 00:31:13,706 --> 00:31:15,625 and receive our message. 645 00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:20,171 Remember, if you ask the world for love, you will receive love. 646 00:31:21,297 --> 00:31:23,466 All of tonight's newcomers, please rise. 647 00:31:25,134 --> 00:31:27,136 Come on. I know-- I know you're digging this. 648 00:31:27,970 --> 00:31:29,389 All right, fuck it. 649 00:31:31,433 --> 00:31:34,101 We speak from our eyes and say, welcome home. 650 00:31:34,185 --> 00:31:35,352 "Welcome home." 651 00:31:35,437 --> 00:31:37,647 - We love you. - "We love you." 652 00:31:37,730 --> 00:31:39,649 We walk in your hearts, and embrace your soul. 653 00:31:39,732 --> 00:31:42,276 "We walk in your hearts, and embrace your soul." 654 00:31:42,359 --> 00:31:43,986 Please, welcome our newcomers. 655 00:31:47,490 --> 00:31:49,409 This brings our service to an end. 656 00:31:49,492 --> 00:31:52,745 If you didn't get a chance to donate, the tithing baskets are up front. 657 00:31:52,829 --> 00:31:54,706 Can I ask something? 658 00:31:56,749 --> 00:31:57,792 Yes. 659 00:31:59,376 --> 00:32:02,464 Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me. 660 00:32:02,547 --> 00:32:03,756 Speak what's in your heart. 661 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:09,345 Hi, guys. Sorry, I'm on Ambien, so it's, um... 662 00:32:10,513 --> 00:32:14,684 You said earlier that if you ask for love, the world will send you love back. 663 00:32:14,767 --> 00:32:17,353 But I've been asking and asking, 664 00:32:17,437 --> 00:32:19,564 and I haven't gotten fucking anything. 665 00:32:20,607 --> 00:32:24,068 Hoping and waiting and wishing and wanting love... 666 00:32:25,069 --> 00:32:28,906 Hoping... hoping for love has fucking ruined my life. 667 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:33,453 And you're right, Eric. I am a fuck-up. 668 00:32:34,787 --> 00:32:36,163 I'm really sorry. 669 00:32:36,247 --> 00:32:37,915 But I refuse to believe 670 00:32:37,999 --> 00:32:40,710 that all those dipshits I went to high school with, 671 00:32:40,793 --> 00:32:43,963 who are married now and putting pictures on Facebook every day 672 00:32:44,046 --> 00:32:48,050 of their kids in little headbands have it all figured out, right? 673 00:32:48,134 --> 00:32:50,136 That's gotta be bullshit. 674 00:32:51,220 --> 00:32:53,931 That can't be the deal. That can't be it. 675 00:33:03,900 --> 00:33:07,820 I know it's, like, not appropriate to be standing up here in a bathing suit... 676 00:33:07,904 --> 00:33:09,614 but I took an Ambien tonight. 677 00:33:09,697 --> 00:33:12,742 I... I was supposed to go to sleep, but then he called me to come here. 678 00:33:12,825 --> 00:33:14,451 -I'm really sorry. -Okay... okay. 679 00:33:14,536 --> 00:33:16,579 - So sorry. - It's okay. Thank you. 680 00:33:29,759 --> 00:33:30,802 So many of you. 681 00:33:34,681 --> 00:33:36,808 - Mmm. 682 00:33:42,146 --> 00:33:44,231 I'm sorry, I'm just having so much, uh... 683 00:33:44,315 --> 00:33:46,609 - Yes. 684 00:33:48,110 --> 00:33:49,612 Uh... ah, okay. 685 00:33:50,738 --> 00:33:52,323 Oh. Whoa. 686 00:34:02,709 --> 00:34:05,461 Uh, hey, um, hang on... 687 00:34:05,545 --> 00:34:07,630 I'm gonna put on a condom, all right? 688 00:34:07,714 --> 00:34:10,174 I'm... I'm gonna put on a condom real quick, okay? 689 00:34:10,257 --> 00:34:12,468 - Excuse me. Sorry, pardon me. - Okay. 690 00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:18,390 So, uh, you know, you two can, uh, kiss each other if you want, you know. 691 00:34:18,474 --> 00:34:20,476 -Nah, that's okay. -No. We don't really want to. 692 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:22,269 - You're sure? Really? - Yeah. 693 00:34:22,353 --> 00:34:24,438 'Cause otherwise, it's not really, like, a threesome. 694 00:34:24,521 --> 00:34:28,109 It's more like, you know, two adjacent twosomes or... 695 00:34:28,192 --> 00:34:29,318 -Nah. It's not our thing. -No? 696 00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:32,780 Oh, I see, it's sort of, like, um, I'm like the conduit. 697 00:34:32,864 --> 00:34:34,156 We're sisters. 698 00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:38,160 What the fuck? Jesus! Ew! 699 00:34:38,244 --> 00:34:42,915 I mean, I'm sorry, I don't mean, "Ew," but just, like, what the fuck? Ew! 700 00:34:42,999 --> 00:34:45,084 Relax. What's wrong? 701 00:34:45,167 --> 00:34:47,587 You know, for most guys this would be, like, a fantasy. 702 00:34:47,670 --> 00:34:50,297 What, to be, like, a participant in incest? 703 00:34:50,381 --> 00:34:52,717 Whoa! Hey. 704 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,343 -This isn't incest, okay? -No. 705 00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:56,804 We've never kissed. We haven't even touched each other. 706 00:34:56,888 --> 00:35:00,266 Okay, yeah, but you're, like... you know, naked in front of each other. 707 00:35:00,349 --> 00:35:03,936 That's, like, in the realm of, you know, fucking incest. 708 00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:06,731 So, was it incest when we had baths together as little girls? 709 00:35:06,814 --> 00:35:09,776 No, no, no, no, no. That is, like, worlds apart! Okay? 710 00:35:09,859 --> 00:35:13,738 Like, I was touching your boob while I was touching her thigh, okay? 711 00:35:13,821 --> 00:35:15,782 That's, technically, I'm-- 712 00:35:15,865 --> 00:35:18,701 I'm in an incestuous relationship right now, okay? 713 00:35:18,785 --> 00:35:20,536 Don't judge us. 714 00:35:20,620 --> 00:35:23,455 I'm not judging you, okay? It's just... 715 00:35:23,539 --> 00:35:27,376 It's a surprise, and in all fairness... 716 00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:28,836 you two should've told me. 717 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:32,339 Okay, dude. You know what? Sorry that we tried to fuck you. 718 00:35:32,423 --> 00:35:35,217 No. I... I didn't mean it-- Uh, it's just... 719 00:35:36,302 --> 00:35:38,345 I mean, maybe, like, one of you stays? 720 00:35:38,429 --> 00:35:40,389 Go fuck yourself. 721 00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:41,808 All right. 722 00:36:30,231 --> 00:36:31,733 Mmm. 723 00:37:27,163 --> 00:37:28,580 That'll be $2.35. 724 00:37:35,755 --> 00:37:38,340 Shit. Fuck, dude, I don't have my wallet. 725 00:37:39,216 --> 00:37:40,426 Can I pay you back later? 726 00:37:40,509 --> 00:37:42,261 No, we don't do that. 727 00:37:42,344 --> 00:37:43,846 Dude, I live, like, two blocks from here. 728 00:37:43,930 --> 00:37:45,472 I'll run home, get money, come back, pay you. 729 00:37:45,556 --> 00:37:47,850 I'll pay you more than I owe you. I'll give you a big tip. 730 00:37:47,934 --> 00:37:50,686 No. You just go home, get your money, 731 00:37:50,770 --> 00:37:52,438 then come back and get your coffee. 732 00:37:52,521 --> 00:37:55,649 Dude, I fucking need this coffee right now, please, dude. 733 00:37:55,732 --> 00:37:58,152 I need it to, like, you know, get shit going. 734 00:37:58,235 --> 00:38:00,737 Please, please, do me a solid. 735 00:38:00,822 --> 00:38:02,198 This isn't a charity. 736 00:38:02,281 --> 00:38:05,242 If you not gonna pay it, just go. Get out. 737 00:38:05,326 --> 00:38:07,494 What, you're just gonna let that coffee get cold? 738 00:38:07,578 --> 00:38:09,163 You're just gonna waste that cup of coffee? 739 00:38:09,246 --> 00:38:11,082 -Yeah. -That doesn't make any sense. 740 00:38:11,165 --> 00:38:13,918 No, I'm fucking taking this coffee right now. 741 00:38:14,001 --> 00:38:15,336 No, no, no, no, you stealing the coffee. 742 00:38:16,003 --> 00:38:18,297 I'm calling the police. You're on the cameras. 743 00:38:18,380 --> 00:38:20,049 -I'm on the cameras? Big fucking deal. -Yeah, yeah. It's-- 744 00:38:20,132 --> 00:38:22,634 Hi, hello. Fuck you. Fuck you. I don't care, you have me on the camera. 745 00:38:22,718 --> 00:38:24,386 You know me, dude. I'm good for it. 746 00:38:24,470 --> 00:38:25,637 I'll come right back. 747 00:38:25,721 --> 00:38:28,850 Hey, you know what? I got this. It's cool. 748 00:38:28,933 --> 00:38:30,852 Are you sure? 749 00:38:30,935 --> 00:38:33,437 Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure. 750 00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,231 Okay. 751 00:38:35,314 --> 00:38:36,690 And a pack of cigarettes? 752 00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:39,735 And a pack of smokes. 753 00:38:39,819 --> 00:38:41,070 Parliaments.