1 00:00:13,027 --> 00:00:15,029 So that'll be $2.35. 2 00:00:16,906 --> 00:00:20,284 Shit. Fuck, dude, I don't have my wallet. 3 00:00:20,368 --> 00:00:21,619 Can I pay you back later? 4 00:00:21,702 --> 00:00:23,329 No, we don't do that. 5 00:00:23,412 --> 00:00:24,998 Dude, I live, like, two blocks from here. 6 00:00:25,081 --> 00:00:26,624 I'll run home, get money, come back, pay you. 7 00:00:26,708 --> 00:00:29,168 I'll pay you more than I owe you. I'll give you a big tip. 8 00:00:29,252 --> 00:00:31,713 No. You just go home, get your money, 9 00:00:31,796 --> 00:00:33,547 then come back and get your coffee. 10 00:00:33,631 --> 00:00:36,592 Dude, I fucking need this coffee right now, please, dude. 11 00:00:36,675 --> 00:00:39,303 I need it to, like, you know, get shit going. 12 00:00:39,387 --> 00:00:41,389 Please, please, do me a solid. 13 00:00:41,472 --> 00:00:42,891 This isn't a charity. 14 00:00:42,974 --> 00:00:45,684 If you not gonna pay it, just go. Get out. 15 00:00:45,769 --> 00:00:48,062 What, you're just gonna let that coffee get cold? 16 00:00:48,146 --> 00:00:49,856 You're just gonna waste that cup of coffee? 17 00:00:49,939 --> 00:00:51,775 - Yeah. - That doesn't make any sense. 18 00:00:51,858 --> 00:00:54,568 No, I'm fucking taking this coffee right now. 19 00:00:54,652 --> 00:00:56,279 No, no, no, no, you stealing the coffee. 20 00:00:56,362 --> 00:00:58,948 I'm calling the police. You're on the cameras. 21 00:00:59,032 --> 00:01:00,699 -I'm on the cameras? Big fucking deal. -Yeah, yeah. It's-- 22 00:01:00,784 --> 00:01:03,536 Hi, hello. Fuck you. Fuck you. I don't care, you have me on the camera. 23 00:01:03,619 --> 00:01:05,038 You know me, dude. I'm good for it. 24 00:01:05,121 --> 00:01:06,455 I'll come right back. 25 00:01:06,539 --> 00:01:09,583 Hey, you know what? I got this. It's cool. 26 00:01:10,084 --> 00:01:11,502 Are you sure? 27 00:01:11,585 --> 00:01:14,088 Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure. 28 00:01:14,172 --> 00:01:15,840 Okay. 29 00:01:15,924 --> 00:01:17,341 And a pack of cigarettes? 30 00:01:18,551 --> 00:01:20,094 And a pack of smokes. 31 00:01:20,178 --> 00:01:21,179 Parliaments. 32 00:01:28,019 --> 00:01:29,187 Thanks. 33 00:01:30,939 --> 00:01:33,024 You know what? Fuck you. 34 00:01:33,107 --> 00:01:36,152 You're a mean, nasty little motherfucker. 35 00:01:36,235 --> 00:01:39,072 You know me. I come in here every fucking week. 36 00:01:39,155 --> 00:01:41,282 I know your whole fucking family. 37 00:01:41,365 --> 00:01:43,451 I know your mother. She's mean. 38 00:01:43,534 --> 00:01:45,954 I know your brother. He looks weirdly old. 39 00:01:46,037 --> 00:01:48,414 And your creepy uncle that says dumb shit to me, 40 00:01:48,497 --> 00:01:49,999 but I don't ever complain about that. 41 00:01:50,083 --> 00:01:54,295 You're just a lonely, sad, evil motherfucker! 42 00:01:57,548 --> 00:01:59,550 Okay. So... 43 00:01:59,633 --> 00:02:01,177 that'll be $9.89. 44 00:02:26,285 --> 00:02:27,578 Hey. 45 00:02:28,371 --> 00:02:29,372 Hey. 46 00:02:29,455 --> 00:02:32,416 I'm not crazy. That dude's a fucking asshole. 47 00:02:33,751 --> 00:02:36,254 Yeah. No... I don't know. 48 00:02:37,421 --> 00:02:39,507 What? I have money. I can pay you back. 49 00:02:39,590 --> 00:02:42,218 Uh, yeah, I know. It's... But you don't have to. 50 00:02:42,301 --> 00:02:43,887 I live, like, two blocks from here. 51 00:02:43,970 --> 00:02:47,974 If you just follow me, I'll run inside and grab you your money. 52 00:02:48,057 --> 00:02:49,934 Uh... 53 00:02:50,018 --> 00:02:51,519 You know what? It's totally cool. 54 00:02:51,602 --> 00:02:53,897 It's on me. Just, um, you can have a nice day. 55 00:02:53,980 --> 00:02:55,940 Don't be a fucking hero. 56 00:03:00,653 --> 00:03:02,405 So you live nearby? It's not, like... 57 00:03:03,447 --> 00:03:05,992 -a huge haul? -I live right nearby. 58 00:03:06,951 --> 00:03:08,327 I'm Mickey. 59 00:03:08,411 --> 00:03:11,372 Mickey, hey, I'm Gus. Nice to meet ya. 60 00:03:15,501 --> 00:03:17,628 So you live around here? 61 00:03:17,711 --> 00:03:20,173 - Yeah, right up there. - Cool. 62 00:03:21,174 --> 00:03:22,716 For how long? 63 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:26,095 I moved here, I wanna say, five, six years ago, from Jersey. 64 00:03:26,179 --> 00:03:28,431 -Ah. -Where are you from? 65 00:03:28,514 --> 00:03:29,640 Oh, I'm sure you've heard of it. 66 00:03:29,723 --> 00:03:33,311 It's the, uh... major city of Brookings, South Dakota. 67 00:03:33,394 --> 00:03:36,147 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The guy who invented boredom's from there. 68 00:03:36,230 --> 00:03:37,856 Yeah, right, yeah. 69 00:03:37,941 --> 00:03:40,109 It's for, uh, all the people who can't handle 70 00:03:40,193 --> 00:03:43,404 all the intensity of, uh... Sioux Falls, South Dakota, you know? 71 00:03:47,158 --> 00:03:48,409 Where do you live in LA? 72 00:03:49,535 --> 00:03:53,497 -Um... you know the Hollywood sign? -Mmm-hmm. 73 00:03:53,581 --> 00:03:56,250 I actually live inside the letter "O." 74 00:03:58,002 --> 00:03:59,420 Which one? There are three. 75 00:04:00,671 --> 00:04:02,506 Good question. It's a great question. 76 00:04:02,590 --> 00:04:06,052 Uh, well, not the first "O," 'cause the rent's insane. 77 00:04:06,135 --> 00:04:07,136 Obviously. 78 00:04:07,220 --> 00:04:09,805 Uh... but I live in the second "O." 79 00:04:10,806 --> 00:04:13,017 In "wood." First "O" in "wood." 80 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:33,662 Yeah! Go faster, go faster! 81 00:04:33,746 --> 00:04:34,830 Jacob, settle. 82 00:04:34,913 --> 00:04:36,790 -Someone needs a nap. -Faster! 83 00:04:40,753 --> 00:04:42,296 I don't normally like to gossip, 84 00:04:42,380 --> 00:04:45,549 but did you hear that Jacob needs a nap? 85 00:04:45,633 --> 00:04:47,510 I did. I did hear that. 86 00:04:47,593 --> 00:04:51,889 And it's like, "Fuckin' Jacob, give your mom a break." 87 00:04:54,225 --> 00:04:55,268 So, yeah, I'm not for sure, 88 00:04:55,351 --> 00:04:59,480 but I think around here's where they filmed, uh, Armed and Dangerous. 89 00:04:59,563 --> 00:05:02,025 John Candy and Eugene Levy and... 90 00:05:02,108 --> 00:05:05,236 They play these, like, security guards who, um... 91 00:05:06,362 --> 00:05:09,782 They, like, bust, like, a coke ring, drug cartel sort of thing. 92 00:05:09,865 --> 00:05:11,784 - You're making this up. - No, no. 93 00:05:11,867 --> 00:05:13,494 It is very real 94 00:05:13,577 --> 00:05:15,954 and... very funny. 95 00:05:16,039 --> 00:05:19,875 My friends once Airbnb'd the house from Nightmare on Elm Street. 96 00:05:19,958 --> 00:05:22,795 -Whoa! So cool. That's awesome. -Fuck, no. 97 00:05:22,878 --> 00:05:25,756 I wouldn't wanna sleep in the house where Freddy Krueger lived. 98 00:05:26,674 --> 00:05:28,467 Well, Freddy didn't live there. 99 00:05:28,551 --> 00:05:31,679 It's, like, the girl who has nightmares about Freddy lives there. 100 00:05:31,762 --> 00:05:33,056 Whatever, it... 101 00:05:40,646 --> 00:05:42,273 - You got work today? - Nah. 102 00:05:42,356 --> 00:05:44,608 - You? - Monday. 103 00:05:44,692 --> 00:05:45,776 What do you do? 104 00:05:45,859 --> 00:05:49,238 I'm a program manager at a satellite radio station. 105 00:05:49,322 --> 00:05:51,949 Ah, that sounds important. 106 00:05:52,032 --> 00:05:54,952 Sounds way more important than it is. You? 107 00:05:55,035 --> 00:05:57,663 -I work in TV. -Oh! 108 00:05:57,746 --> 00:06:00,333 Yeah. I'm an on-set teacher. 109 00:06:00,416 --> 00:06:02,960 Oh, you're a... you're a tutor? 110 00:06:03,043 --> 00:06:05,213 Yeah. On-set teacher. 111 00:06:05,296 --> 00:06:07,548 - For the show, um... - Witchita. 112 00:06:09,007 --> 00:06:10,843 -Have you heard of it? -No. 113 00:06:10,926 --> 00:06:11,927 Oh, it's this, uh... 114 00:06:12,010 --> 00:06:16,557 It's a show about this group of witches who secretly live in the suburbs. 115 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:18,226 Sort of like, um... 116 00:06:18,309 --> 00:06:22,020 Desperate Housewives meets... I don't know, witches. 117 00:06:22,105 --> 00:06:23,564 Oh, wait, I've seen the billboard for that show. 118 00:06:23,647 --> 00:06:26,817 The "T" in Witchita is a witch being burned on a cross? 119 00:06:26,900 --> 00:06:28,986 - That's right. That's the one. 120 00:06:29,069 --> 00:06:32,115 So, is that what you wanna do, just be a tutor forever? 121 00:06:32,198 --> 00:06:35,659 No. I mean, I'd like to be more on the creative side of things. 122 00:06:35,743 --> 00:06:37,035 I actually... 123 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:40,706 I wrote this episode of Witchita and it's just, like, in my drawer and, 124 00:06:40,789 --> 00:06:42,500 you know, I'm hoping one day, 125 00:06:42,583 --> 00:06:45,085 maybe I can give it to the right person on the show and... 126 00:06:45,169 --> 00:06:46,379 I don't know. 127 00:06:46,462 --> 00:06:48,339 You wanna write for Witchita? 128 00:06:48,422 --> 00:06:50,174 Well, I'm not-- 129 00:06:50,258 --> 00:06:54,094 I mean, it's more of a means to an end, like, I guess my goal is, um... 130 00:06:54,178 --> 00:06:55,304 This is weird. 131 00:06:55,388 --> 00:06:58,391 Have you ever heard of, um, erotic thrillers? 132 00:06:58,474 --> 00:07:00,017 Like, horror porn? 133 00:07:01,018 --> 00:07:02,353 No, more like, uh... 134 00:07:02,436 --> 00:07:05,981 Fatal Attraction or Basic Instinct or, like, Brian De Palma movies. 135 00:07:06,064 --> 00:07:08,025 You know, people love those movies. 136 00:07:08,108 --> 00:07:10,111 And they made a whole bunch of 'em but now they don't anymore. 137 00:07:10,194 --> 00:07:12,155 So I feel like, you know, people would really... 138 00:07:12,238 --> 00:07:13,531 Yeah, I guess now with the Internet, 139 00:07:13,614 --> 00:07:15,866 you don't have to go to a movie theater to see boobs. 140 00:07:16,742 --> 00:07:18,244 I think that's part of it, yeah. 141 00:07:18,327 --> 00:07:19,453 Plus, you know, 142 00:07:19,537 --> 00:07:22,456 Michael Douglas is, like, 200 years old now, so... 143 00:07:22,540 --> 00:07:25,126 Well, if you ever make one of those, I will go see it in the theater. 144 00:07:25,209 --> 00:07:26,294 Those movies are great. 145 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:28,003 This is my place, so... 146 00:07:28,086 --> 00:07:30,173 -I'll run in and grab my wallet. -Okay. 147 00:07:37,180 --> 00:07:38,347 Hey, morning. 148 00:07:38,431 --> 00:07:39,848 - What? 149 00:07:39,932 --> 00:07:41,058 Morning. 150 00:07:44,312 --> 00:07:45,729 -Hi! -Hi. 151 00:07:45,813 --> 00:07:48,441 Uh, you weren't here when I got here, so I just let myself in. 152 00:07:48,524 --> 00:07:50,568 Also, the door was unlocked, so I just walked in. 153 00:07:50,651 --> 00:07:52,736 I gotta grab something from my room. 154 00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:53,987 Great. 155 00:07:56,615 --> 00:07:57,908 What? 156 00:08:01,745 --> 00:08:02,871 Shit. 157 00:08:06,542 --> 00:08:08,252 Fuck! Shit! 158 00:08:08,836 --> 00:08:11,672 Hey, uh, I can't find my wallet. Can I borrow 20 bucks? 159 00:08:11,755 --> 00:08:13,382 Oh, sorry. I'm paper-free. 160 00:08:13,466 --> 00:08:15,343 I only use credit cards and Apple Pay. 161 00:08:15,426 --> 00:08:16,594 Oh. 162 00:08:17,928 --> 00:08:20,055 -How's the unpacking going? -Good. Good. 163 00:08:20,138 --> 00:08:21,932 Could you help me carry my dresser in? 164 00:08:23,726 --> 00:08:24,935 Of course. 165 00:08:25,018 --> 00:08:26,437 So I'll just, uh... 166 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:28,272 - Just back it up here. Ooh. 167 00:08:28,356 --> 00:08:29,607 -This is heavy. -Yeah. 168 00:08:29,690 --> 00:08:32,235 - You mind if we just set it down? 169 00:08:32,318 --> 00:08:35,196 I think if we take the drawers out, it'd just be, uh, a lot lighter. 170 00:08:35,279 --> 00:08:36,489 Oh, okay. 171 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:38,532 -Oh. You got stuff in here. -Yeah. 172 00:08:40,033 --> 00:08:42,370 --Ow! 173 00:08:42,453 --> 00:08:44,288 -What are those, books? -Yeah. 174 00:08:44,372 --> 00:08:46,332 -Coloring books. -From when I was a kid. 175 00:08:47,666 --> 00:08:49,293 You took all this stuff with you from Australia? 176 00:08:49,377 --> 00:08:51,212 Yeah, it all reminds me of home. 177 00:08:51,295 --> 00:08:53,839 -Oh, that's nice. -Yeah. 178 00:08:54,465 --> 00:08:56,509 Oh, yeah, that's much better. That's good. 179 00:08:56,592 --> 00:08:58,261 So, how long have you known Mickey for? 180 00:08:58,344 --> 00:09:01,096 Uh, about 15 minutes. How about you? 181 00:09:01,179 --> 00:09:02,473 Since yesterday. 182 00:09:04,057 --> 00:09:06,519 -She's cool, right? -Oh, my God, she's so cool. 183 00:09:06,602 --> 00:09:08,979 -Yeah. -Yeah. But, like, a little bit scary. 184 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:11,899 -Yeah, she is scary, right? -But so cool. 185 00:09:11,982 --> 00:09:13,401 Oh. Fart. 186 00:09:13,484 --> 00:09:14,902 Okay. Sorry. 187 00:09:14,985 --> 00:09:17,655 - It's a nice place. - Yeah, it's good, isn't it? 188 00:09:17,738 --> 00:09:19,072 So where are we, uh, taking this? 189 00:09:19,156 --> 00:09:21,116 -To the back bedroom. -Oh, okay. 190 00:09:21,199 --> 00:09:22,326 Oh, you guys made it in. 191 00:09:22,410 --> 00:09:24,328 Yeah. 192 00:09:24,412 --> 00:09:26,289 Sorry, I had to pee so bad. 193 00:09:26,372 --> 00:09:28,832 -Oh, we managed. Yeah. -Yeah. 194 00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:31,794 So, I left my wallet at this place, Bliss House. 195 00:09:32,711 --> 00:09:35,506 I went there last night and I think I dropped it in the collection basket. 196 00:09:35,589 --> 00:09:39,176 Oh, wow. That sounds, like, super stressful. 197 00:09:39,260 --> 00:09:40,969 Well, you don't have to worry about paying me back. 198 00:09:41,053 --> 00:09:42,555 You know, I'm just gonna head home. 199 00:09:42,638 --> 00:09:45,140 I'll Uber home or something. Yeah. 200 00:09:45,223 --> 00:09:47,935 I can give you a ride. I have to go to Bliss House anyway. 201 00:09:48,018 --> 00:09:49,562 I can go there first, get my wallet. 202 00:09:49,645 --> 00:09:52,230 That sounds like it will work perfectly. 203 00:09:52,315 --> 00:09:55,025 Oh, uh, yeah. I mean, if you don't... 204 00:09:55,943 --> 00:09:57,403 mind, er... 205 00:09:57,486 --> 00:09:59,905 -It was her idea. Why would she mind? -Right. 206 00:09:59,988 --> 00:10:01,699 Come on. What the fuck else are you gonna do today? 207 00:10:01,782 --> 00:10:03,241 Let's go have an adventure. 208 00:10:03,326 --> 00:10:04,993 Yeah. Sure. 209 00:10:05,077 --> 00:10:06,954 Have an adventure. Okay. 210 00:10:26,264 --> 00:10:28,392 -This is the place? -Oh, yeah, this is it. 211 00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:31,061 I went to visit my friend here last night, 212 00:10:31,144 --> 00:10:33,647 and it turned out to be some kind of, like, church? 213 00:10:33,731 --> 00:10:35,148 - Mmm-hmm. - Which isn't really my thing. 214 00:10:35,232 --> 00:10:37,901 But then they passed around a basket and I didn't wanna be rude, 215 00:10:37,985 --> 00:10:39,152 so I put a couple dollars in, 216 00:10:39,236 --> 00:10:40,696 and then I guess I put my whole wallet in. 217 00:10:40,779 --> 00:10:42,906 You dropped the whole wallet in? 218 00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:46,118 Yeah. Ambien and going out don't mix. 219 00:10:46,201 --> 00:10:48,036 Oh, I'll remember that. 220 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:50,331 So... Wait, so the guy you met here, 221 00:10:50,414 --> 00:10:53,501 was he, like, a boyfriend guy, or what? 222 00:10:53,584 --> 00:10:57,004 Maybe if that door's locked, you can boost me up through that window. 223 00:10:57,087 --> 00:10:58,339 Uh... 224 00:10:58,422 --> 00:11:00,298 -Okay. -Oh! 225 00:11:00,383 --> 00:11:01,675 Oh. 226 00:11:09,933 --> 00:11:11,519 Is anyone here? 227 00:11:12,561 --> 00:11:15,105 -Are we scared? -I think this is the way. 228 00:11:15,981 --> 00:11:17,775 - Oh, my God! Holy fuck! 229 00:11:19,109 --> 00:11:21,153 Cut, cut! Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut! 230 00:11:21,236 --> 00:11:22,279 What the fuck is this? 231 00:11:22,362 --> 00:11:23,447 - Oh, my God. 232 00:11:23,531 --> 00:11:24,615 What the fuck is this? 233 00:11:24,698 --> 00:11:26,659 Sorry, I thought this was Bliss House. 234 00:11:26,742 --> 00:11:28,452 What's Blizzows? 235 00:11:28,536 --> 00:11:30,370 I was here last night, and this was a church. 236 00:11:30,454 --> 00:11:33,081 Yeah, it's a rental location. Who's posted at the back door? 237 00:11:33,165 --> 00:11:35,125 We just lost an entire fucking take! 238 00:11:35,208 --> 00:11:37,753 And you, Sparky? Yeah. I can see you breathing on the monitor. 239 00:11:37,836 --> 00:11:40,130 You breathe again and I'll fucking kill you for real. 240 00:11:40,213 --> 00:11:41,214 All right, let's go again. 241 00:11:41,298 --> 00:11:42,633 Uh, is there a lost and found? 242 00:11:42,716 --> 00:11:44,176 Oh, my God! Are you still here? 243 00:11:44,259 --> 00:11:46,011 Can you go, please? Can you, please? 244 00:11:46,094 --> 00:11:48,180 -I beg of you. Just go. -All right, folks, I need you to clear. 245 00:11:48,263 --> 00:11:49,973 -When is this gonna be on? -What the fuck are we making? 246 00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:52,810 Huh, guys? A student film? Is that what this is? 247 00:11:52,893 --> 00:11:54,645 Am I the only one here who gives a shit? 248 00:11:55,312 --> 00:11:56,605 Congrats on finding your wallet. 249 00:11:56,689 --> 00:11:58,356 I can't believe it. They didn't steal anything. 250 00:11:58,441 --> 00:12:01,318 -I know. -I mean, big ups for Bliss House. 251 00:12:01,401 --> 00:12:05,030 Who puts a wallet with money in it into a lost and found? 252 00:12:05,113 --> 00:12:07,658 -I would. -Yeah, right. 253 00:12:07,741 --> 00:12:09,785 I'm serious. Why would I steal somebody's, like, wallet? 254 00:12:09,868 --> 00:12:11,161 That's insane. 255 00:12:11,244 --> 00:12:13,997 Aw, what a nice little Midwesterner you are. 256 00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:15,123 Oh. 257 00:12:15,207 --> 00:12:17,250 My mom always tells me I should date a Midwestern boy, 258 00:12:17,334 --> 00:12:19,503 'cause they're really sweet and honest. 259 00:12:19,587 --> 00:12:20,629 -Oh, really? -Mmm-hmm. 260 00:12:20,713 --> 00:12:22,130 Well, uh, tell your mom... 261 00:12:22,214 --> 00:12:23,799 to go fuck herself. 262 00:12:25,425 --> 00:12:27,427 I'm kidding, that's a joke. I didn't... 263 00:12:27,511 --> 00:12:28,554 I got it. 264 00:12:28,637 --> 00:12:30,263 You know what's good for a hangover? 265 00:12:30,347 --> 00:12:31,682 -Hmm? -Rally's breakfast food. 266 00:12:31,765 --> 00:12:33,934 And I'm finally awake early enough to eat it. 267 00:12:34,017 --> 00:12:35,060 Yeah. Yeah. 268 00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:42,150 Oh, you know what else would make you feel good? 269 00:12:42,234 --> 00:12:43,443 -What, like, fluids? -Weed. 270 00:12:43,527 --> 00:12:44,695 Oh, weed. 271 00:12:44,778 --> 00:12:46,822 Really? Oh. 272 00:12:46,905 --> 00:12:48,115 Okay, I guess I wouldn't think... 273 00:12:48,198 --> 00:12:50,200 you know, that would be the best... Sure. 274 00:12:50,283 --> 00:12:52,870 Yeah, no, 'cause if you smoke, then you're gonna feel better. 275 00:12:52,953 --> 00:12:56,624 And then if you're stoned, the food is gonna taste even better. 276 00:12:56,707 --> 00:12:58,458 Which I didn't even think was possible. 277 00:12:58,542 --> 00:13:00,961 Um... yeah. Okay. 278 00:13:01,044 --> 00:13:03,672 No, let's do it. Let's, uh... let's get high. 279 00:13:03,756 --> 00:13:04,965 Do you not really smoke? 280 00:13:05,674 --> 00:13:08,636 I'm not, like, fucking... Cheech and Chong or something. 281 00:13:08,719 --> 00:13:09,970 But, no, I... 282 00:13:10,053 --> 00:13:11,722 Yeah, well, I don't normally, like... 283 00:13:11,805 --> 00:13:14,850 do this, like, wake and bake or whatever. I'm not a stoner. It just... 284 00:13:14,933 --> 00:13:16,226 You seem like you could use it right now. 285 00:13:16,309 --> 00:13:17,352 Yeah, and I'm not judging you. 286 00:13:17,435 --> 00:13:19,021 It's like, no judgments or anything, you know? 287 00:13:19,104 --> 00:13:20,313 Here. 288 00:13:20,397 --> 00:13:22,190 Oh, okay. Um... 289 00:13:24,359 --> 00:13:25,861 So, I, uh... 290 00:13:41,752 --> 00:13:43,461 Oh, Jesus fuckin'... 291 00:13:44,421 --> 00:13:46,674 -Okay. -How old are you? 292 00:13:46,757 --> 00:13:48,884 -Why? -I don't know. 293 00:13:48,967 --> 00:13:50,385 Wait. 294 00:13:50,468 --> 00:13:52,638 Do I seem like I'm 12 years old right now or... 295 00:13:52,721 --> 00:13:54,807 You're like a 40-year-old 12-year-old or something. 296 00:13:54,890 --> 00:13:57,392 I'm, uh... I'm 31. 297 00:13:57,475 --> 00:13:58,936 -Okay. -How old are you? 298 00:13:59,019 --> 00:14:00,062 I'm 32. 299 00:14:00,145 --> 00:14:01,980 Oh, so you're, like, a grade older than me. 300 00:14:02,064 --> 00:14:03,649 Mmm-hmm. I'm the older woman. 301 00:14:03,732 --> 00:14:05,651 So in a year, you'll be... 302 00:14:06,735 --> 00:14:08,571 as old as, um... 303 00:14:08,654 --> 00:14:10,363 Jesus when he died. 304 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,416 Wow. 305 00:14:21,499 --> 00:14:23,126 Whoa, it's coming out your... 306 00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,670 You're really good at that. 307 00:14:24,753 --> 00:14:27,840 It's like watching my dad change a tire. 308 00:14:27,923 --> 00:14:29,257 Here, take another. 309 00:14:29,341 --> 00:14:30,801 Okay. Yeah. 310 00:14:40,185 --> 00:14:41,729 I'm sorry I'm coughing so much. I-- 311 00:14:41,812 --> 00:14:43,105 It's okay. How you feelin'? 312 00:14:43,188 --> 00:14:44,522 Good. 313 00:14:45,608 --> 00:14:46,734 This is strong stuff. 314 00:14:46,817 --> 00:14:49,069 Yeah. Green Crack. 315 00:14:49,152 --> 00:14:51,780 It's like a hyper sort of super mellow high. 316 00:14:51,864 --> 00:14:52,948 Heavy indica. 317 00:14:53,031 --> 00:14:54,700 -Indica? -Yeah. 318 00:14:54,783 --> 00:14:55,909 What's indica, again? 319 00:14:55,993 --> 00:14:59,079 Indica like "in the couch." Body high. 320 00:14:59,162 --> 00:15:00,789 Oh, in da couch. 321 00:15:00,873 --> 00:15:03,083 - In da car seat. 322 00:15:08,881 --> 00:15:10,340 I'm just getting a little hot, so I'm just gonna-- 323 00:15:10,423 --> 00:15:12,384 What the fuck are you doing? No, we're hot-boxing. 324 00:15:12,467 --> 00:15:13,844 No, no, no, don't dilute it with oxygen. 325 00:15:13,927 --> 00:15:15,888 Oh. Okay. 326 00:15:15,971 --> 00:15:17,264 Okay. 327 00:15:17,347 --> 00:15:18,891 -You're gonna be fine. -Mmm-hmm. 328 00:15:23,687 --> 00:15:24,938 What's that sign say? 329 00:15:26,356 --> 00:15:28,400 "One way." 330 00:15:28,483 --> 00:15:29,902 "One way." 331 00:15:31,486 --> 00:15:32,988 "One way." 332 00:15:34,698 --> 00:15:36,366 Is that the secret to life? 333 00:15:37,951 --> 00:15:39,577 Maybe. 334 00:15:39,662 --> 00:15:41,038 Who's to say? 335 00:15:44,082 --> 00:15:47,502 You're a weird little dude. 336 00:15:47,585 --> 00:15:49,254 -Stoned or not. -Yeah. 337 00:15:49,337 --> 00:15:51,256 - You're a fucking weird little dude. 338 00:16:02,059 --> 00:16:03,811 So you don't need these windows up? 339 00:16:05,062 --> 00:16:07,314 No. I'm smoking a cigarette. 340 00:16:08,732 --> 00:16:11,068 Oh, 'cause it stinks, you have the windows down. 341 00:16:12,027 --> 00:16:14,279 But you're not concerned anymore about the hot-boxing. 342 00:16:14,362 --> 00:16:15,488 -With the smoke-- -Dude, you're high. 343 00:16:15,572 --> 00:16:17,324 Don't worry about the hot-boxing. 344 00:16:29,753 --> 00:16:31,463 Welcome to Rally's. Can I take your order? 345 00:16:31,546 --> 00:16:32,840 Yeah, can I get two hash browns? 346 00:16:32,923 --> 00:16:34,257 Yes! 347 00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:36,551 -Probably get four. -Yes! 348 00:16:36,634 --> 00:16:39,429 And then can you take some hamburger cheese and melt it on top? 349 00:16:39,512 --> 00:16:41,807 Oh, fuck, yes. 350 00:16:41,890 --> 00:16:43,516 --We can't do that, ma'am. 351 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,143 Yeah, you can. I've done it before. 352 00:16:45,227 --> 00:16:46,603 Is Jeff there? 'Cause he knows the drill. 353 00:16:47,980 --> 00:16:50,523 Then, oh, uh, two breakfast sandwiches. 354 00:16:50,607 --> 00:16:52,025 And then add two more to that. 355 00:16:52,109 --> 00:16:55,112 And then, for two of those, take the bacon away, 356 00:16:55,195 --> 00:16:57,155 put some sausage on it. 357 00:16:57,239 --> 00:17:01,576 And for the other two, take... the cheese off of one, 358 00:17:01,659 --> 00:17:03,829 then add more cheese to the second one. 359 00:17:07,833 --> 00:17:10,210 Why is that guy staring at us? 360 00:17:10,293 --> 00:17:12,254 -What? What guy? -You see that? 361 00:17:12,337 --> 00:17:14,506 You see that guy, like, across the street, like, in the window? 362 00:17:14,589 --> 00:17:16,633 He's, like, this Asian guy and he's, like, looking at us. 363 00:17:16,717 --> 00:17:18,719 Like, through the fucking window. What's his problem? 364 00:17:18,802 --> 00:17:21,471 Who's that guy? Why is he staring at us? 365 00:17:22,555 --> 00:17:25,934 That's a cardboard cut-out of an Asian lady giving somebody a massage. 366 00:17:27,728 --> 00:17:29,813 Right. No, but she's, like, staring at us though, right? 367 00:17:29,897 --> 00:17:31,148 Yeah, it's aggressive. 368 00:17:31,231 --> 00:17:32,858 Yeah. It's unnerving. 369 00:17:32,941 --> 00:17:34,026 Anything else? 370 00:17:34,109 --> 00:17:36,862 Yeah, we should probably get two coffees. 371 00:17:36,945 --> 00:17:39,072 -Fuck, yes. -Fuck you. 372 00:17:40,198 --> 00:17:42,242 I love this so much. 373 00:17:42,325 --> 00:17:44,494 I feel like it hasn't tasted this good since I was a kid. 374 00:17:44,577 --> 00:17:46,704 Mmm! I love the way it smells. 375 00:17:46,789 --> 00:17:48,456 Yeah! I know. 376 00:17:48,540 --> 00:17:52,002 My last girlfriend, she fuckin' hated the smell of fast food. 377 00:17:52,085 --> 00:17:54,129 She hated it when I ate, like, fast food. 378 00:17:54,212 --> 00:17:55,713 Is that why you guys broke up? 379 00:17:55,798 --> 00:17:57,507 'Cause of your affair with fast food? 380 00:17:57,590 --> 00:17:59,634 - Yeah. Uh-huh. - She, uh... 381 00:17:59,717 --> 00:18:01,386 caught me fooling around with a Big Mac once. 382 00:18:01,469 --> 00:18:05,598 Yeah, she, like, walked in on us, and I was, like, playing with its boobs. 383 00:18:09,812 --> 00:18:11,313 I regret making that joke. 384 00:18:13,816 --> 00:18:17,069 -So, you guys broke up, huh? -Yeah. 385 00:18:17,152 --> 00:18:21,573 I know it's supposed to be, like... the nice thing to say, like, 386 00:18:21,656 --> 00:18:24,742 "Oh, we broke up and it was mutual," but... 387 00:18:26,161 --> 00:18:27,913 Whatever. Like, I broke up with her. 388 00:18:27,996 --> 00:18:29,247 Why? 389 00:18:29,331 --> 00:18:30,540 She cheated on me. 390 00:18:30,623 --> 00:18:33,001 Oh, I'm sorry, dude. That fucking sucks. 391 00:18:33,794 --> 00:18:35,420 Yeah, I'm getting through it. 392 00:18:35,503 --> 00:18:38,966 And we'd been together for a few years. It's just weird 'cause, like, 393 00:18:39,049 --> 00:18:41,676 I was with somebody else a few years before that, 394 00:18:41,759 --> 00:18:44,012 and so it's just like, I feel like I'm, like... 395 00:18:44,096 --> 00:18:47,474 leap-frogging, you know, from, like, one long-term thing to the next. 396 00:18:47,557 --> 00:18:49,852 And it's just like... 397 00:18:49,935 --> 00:18:51,603 I feel you on that one. 398 00:18:51,686 --> 00:18:53,856 I went to Bliss House last night to see my ex. 399 00:18:55,357 --> 00:18:57,484 I think he's still really hung up on me. 400 00:18:58,276 --> 00:19:01,238 And it's sad, you know? Sad to see him sad. 401 00:19:01,321 --> 00:19:03,490 But I didn't fuckin' cave. 402 00:19:03,573 --> 00:19:05,033 Oh, that's good. 403 00:19:05,117 --> 00:19:06,201 -Cheers to me. -Good for you. 404 00:19:06,284 --> 00:19:07,702 -Cheers to you. -Mmm-hmm. 405 00:19:07,785 --> 00:19:09,287 Definitely. 406 00:19:09,371 --> 00:19:10,580 How are you doing? Are you hungover? 407 00:19:11,331 --> 00:19:13,416 Uh... I'm feeling better. 408 00:19:14,334 --> 00:19:16,003 Like, all over. I'm just feeling, like... 409 00:19:16,086 --> 00:19:17,963 up here, a little spacey. 410 00:19:18,046 --> 00:19:19,381 -Really? -Yeah. Oh-- 411 00:19:19,464 --> 00:19:20,673 I thought the coffee would fix that. 412 00:19:20,757 --> 00:19:22,800 You know, caffeine and weed. Poor man's speedball. 413 00:19:23,969 --> 00:19:25,012 What'd you say? 414 00:19:25,929 --> 00:19:28,098 Oh, speedball? 415 00:19:28,181 --> 00:19:30,392 I thought you said, "Poor man's Spaceballs." 416 00:19:30,475 --> 00:19:32,936 So I was like, fuckin'... 417 00:19:34,354 --> 00:19:37,774 a guy, like, with no money, like, made Spaceballs? 418 00:19:39,317 --> 00:19:40,360 Is that even conceivable? 419 00:19:40,443 --> 00:19:43,071 That a guy who had no money would make Spaceballs? 420 00:19:43,155 --> 00:19:44,197 Let's get you home. 421 00:19:44,281 --> 00:19:45,532 Oh, okay. 422 00:19:49,369 --> 00:19:50,662 I think I need to lie down or something 423 00:19:50,745 --> 00:19:53,081 'cause I'm just, like... 424 00:19:53,165 --> 00:19:54,875 All right. Come on. I'll put you in the backseat. 425 00:19:54,958 --> 00:19:57,585 Okay. Yeah. No, you should see Spaceballs. 426 00:19:57,669 --> 00:19:59,337 It's, like, really funny. 427 00:19:59,421 --> 00:20:02,257 'Cause it's, like, a spoof of Star Wars, 428 00:20:02,340 --> 00:20:06,719 but it's also, like, a spoof of, like, different sci-fi movies. 429 00:20:06,803 --> 00:20:09,722 Like, Planet of the Apes and Star Trek. Like-- 430 00:20:09,806 --> 00:20:11,599 Okay. Where do you live? 431 00:20:11,683 --> 00:20:13,643 Uh, 1410 Amber. 432 00:20:13,726 --> 00:20:15,520 Great. Taking you there. 433 00:20:17,397 --> 00:20:21,985 But it, like, really puts, like, Star Wars in its crosshairs. 434 00:20:49,304 --> 00:20:51,723 -You got a busy day? -Yeah. 435 00:20:51,806 --> 00:20:53,641 Doesn't seem like it, 'cause you got me high 436 00:20:53,725 --> 00:20:54,935 and then you drove around. 437 00:20:55,018 --> 00:20:57,687 Oh, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that, huh? 438 00:20:57,770 --> 00:21:00,065 No, I'm glad you did. It's just, like... 439 00:21:00,148 --> 00:21:02,650 you didn't have stuff to do today. 440 00:21:02,817 --> 00:21:04,319 Gotta get cat food. 441 00:21:05,195 --> 00:21:06,989 - Hey, Mickey? - Hmm? 442 00:21:07,072 --> 00:21:10,367 -Thanks for driving. -You're welcome. 443 00:21:16,373 --> 00:21:17,832 All right, dude. We're here. 444 00:21:24,297 --> 00:21:27,092 Shit! Fuck! Back up. We gotta go. 445 00:21:27,175 --> 00:21:29,011 -You've gotta get out first. -No, no, no. 446 00:21:29,094 --> 00:21:30,553 I fucked up and gave the wrong address. 447 00:21:30,637 --> 00:21:32,805 This is Natalie's place, okay? You gotta get of here. Fuck! 448 00:21:32,889 --> 00:21:34,266 -You took me to your ex-girlfriend's? -Just go. 449 00:21:34,349 --> 00:21:35,475 -That's fuckin' awesome, dude. -Just go. 450 00:21:35,558 --> 00:21:36,809 -Gus? -Please, God damn it. 451 00:21:36,893 --> 00:21:40,397 -Shit, shit, shit! -What're you doing here? 452 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:42,440 - Hey. Hi. - Hi. 453 00:21:42,524 --> 00:21:43,691 Why are you here? 454 00:21:43,775 --> 00:21:46,653 Uh... just... 455 00:21:46,736 --> 00:21:48,363 I'm just being a goof. 456 00:21:48,446 --> 00:21:49,822 I'm just being a goofball. 457 00:21:49,906 --> 00:21:51,699 I can't hear-- Can you roll down the window? 458 00:21:54,327 --> 00:21:56,288 -I said I'm being a goofball. -Mmm. 459 00:21:57,998 --> 00:21:59,957 The car reeks of weed. 460 00:22:00,042 --> 00:22:01,751 -Does it? -Yeah. 461 00:22:02,669 --> 00:22:04,921 Huh, I didn't... I don't know why... 462 00:22:05,005 --> 00:22:07,424 Hi. Who's this? 463 00:22:09,801 --> 00:22:10,927 Hey, I'm Mickey. 464 00:22:11,011 --> 00:22:13,971 Oh, hi, Mickey. Gus, what the fuck? 465 00:22:14,056 --> 00:22:16,183 I can explain. Okay? Let me explain. 466 00:22:17,809 --> 00:22:20,395 -Okay, I know this is weird, okay? -Sure. 467 00:22:20,478 --> 00:22:22,314 I fucked up. I shouldn't have come here. 468 00:22:22,397 --> 00:22:26,234 It's 11:00 a.m. and you're stoned and you're at my house. I'm worried. 469 00:22:26,318 --> 00:22:28,695 Well, you don't have to be worried about me, okay? 470 00:22:28,778 --> 00:22:30,863 Like, I'm fine. I'm having a good time. 471 00:22:30,947 --> 00:22:32,031 -Yeah. No, obviously. -I'm having fun. 472 00:22:32,115 --> 00:22:34,617 And then you came here to rub it in my face, or what? 473 00:22:34,701 --> 00:22:37,120 Huh? No, I just... 474 00:22:37,204 --> 00:22:39,956 I gave her, like, the wrong address by accident, that's all. 475 00:22:40,039 --> 00:22:41,374 You meant to come here. 476 00:22:42,417 --> 00:22:44,586 You still think you live here? You can't get over us being apart? 477 00:22:44,669 --> 00:22:45,920 Oh, my God, no. 478 00:22:46,003 --> 00:22:48,423 That is, like, so narcissistic of you. 479 00:22:48,506 --> 00:22:49,757 -So pathetic. -It was a brain fart. 480 00:22:49,841 --> 00:22:51,468 I didn't mean to show up, okay? 481 00:22:51,551 --> 00:22:53,178 Great. Then maybe now would be a good time 482 00:22:53,261 --> 00:22:54,846 to get the boxes out of my house. 483 00:22:54,929 --> 00:22:57,849 Natalie, there's not that many boxes, okay? They're fine. 484 00:22:57,932 --> 00:23:00,268 Perfect. Then I want my hallway cleared. 485 00:23:00,352 --> 00:23:02,854 Can I just come back later, because this is, like, super awkward for me, 486 00:23:02,937 --> 00:23:04,356 and I don't want to have to be going in and out-- 487 00:23:04,439 --> 00:23:06,108 - Now! - Okay. 488 00:23:07,775 --> 00:23:09,569 I got it. 489 00:23:09,652 --> 00:23:11,821 - Great. She's got it. - She's gonna do it. 490 00:23:11,904 --> 00:23:12,947 Hmm? She's gonna do it. 491 00:23:13,030 --> 00:23:15,283 Hey, can you take your shoes off before you walk into my house? 492 00:23:15,367 --> 00:23:16,409 Yeah. 493 00:23:17,410 --> 00:23:18,536 Shoes off! 494 00:23:26,169 --> 00:23:27,629 ...work through it, you know? 495 00:23:30,632 --> 00:23:34,969 So you just came by here with her to make me jealous, or what? 496 00:23:35,052 --> 00:23:36,596 I mean, I'm hooking up with other people, too. 497 00:23:36,679 --> 00:23:37,722 -Great. -Great! 498 00:23:37,805 --> 00:23:39,432 I'm glad you're hooking up with people, okay? 499 00:23:39,516 --> 00:23:41,476 Because you did when we were together, 500 00:23:41,559 --> 00:23:43,853 so why would you stop after we broke up, right? 501 00:23:43,936 --> 00:23:45,272 Well, if it makes you feel better, 502 00:23:45,355 --> 00:23:47,857 I wasn't hooking up with people when we were together. 503 00:23:48,441 --> 00:23:49,484 What? 504 00:23:50,568 --> 00:23:51,611 I... 505 00:23:52,612 --> 00:23:54,322 I never cheated on you. 506 00:23:55,657 --> 00:23:57,325 Are you insane? 507 00:23:57,409 --> 00:23:59,994 You fucking... You told me. You said you cheated on me. 508 00:24:00,077 --> 00:24:02,789 I needed to say that, otherwise you'd never break up with me. 509 00:24:03,665 --> 00:24:06,168 So you lied about cheating on me? 510 00:24:06,251 --> 00:24:07,877 Just one more box. 511 00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:09,796 Why didn't you just break up with me? 512 00:24:09,879 --> 00:24:11,298 I fucking tried, asshole. 513 00:24:11,381 --> 00:24:12,799 -Mmm-hmm. -I said that this isn't working, 514 00:24:12,882 --> 00:24:14,926 I said that I don't want to be in this anymore, 515 00:24:15,009 --> 00:24:18,388 and then you would just hold me and tell me that we would figure it out. 516 00:24:20,557 --> 00:24:21,683 ...wanna see me get mad. 517 00:24:21,766 --> 00:24:23,560 I'm not gonna get mad, okay? 518 00:24:23,643 --> 00:24:25,144 You're just gonna pretend it didn't happen, 519 00:24:25,228 --> 00:24:26,313 you're just gonna be okay with it. 520 00:24:26,396 --> 00:24:28,105 Yeah, which is, like, a responsible, 521 00:24:28,190 --> 00:24:30,192 you know, nice, kind thing to do-- 522 00:24:30,275 --> 00:24:33,069 No, it's not! When one person wants out and the other one 523 00:24:33,152 --> 00:24:34,654 -is forcing them to stay there... -Uh-huh. 524 00:24:34,737 --> 00:24:37,407 ...then your niceness becomes an assault. 525 00:24:37,490 --> 00:24:40,243 -Your kindness is pure fucking hostility. -Oh. 526 00:24:40,327 --> 00:24:42,078 All right. That's it. 527 00:24:42,161 --> 00:24:43,538 All right. You know what, I'm gonna go, so... 528 00:24:43,621 --> 00:24:47,417 Yep, there's all your shit, Gus. Just boxes of DVDs. 529 00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:48,543 They're not DVDs. 530 00:24:48,626 --> 00:24:50,086 -They're Blu-rays. -Whatever. 531 00:24:50,169 --> 00:24:51,921 So when you call them DVDs, you just actually end up 532 00:24:52,004 --> 00:24:53,172 sounding, like, super stupid. 533 00:24:53,256 --> 00:24:54,966 Okay, well, it's just shit you can watch online. 534 00:24:55,049 --> 00:24:56,343 You can't watch it online, okay? 535 00:24:56,426 --> 00:24:59,762 These Blu-rays have, like, exclusive, special features, you bitch! 536 00:24:59,846 --> 00:25:02,557 Great, it's just gonna be a bunch of plastic that ends up in a landfill. 537 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,517 You're right, you're right. I'm a huge asshole 538 00:25:04,601 --> 00:25:06,269 because I like special features. 539 00:25:06,353 --> 00:25:07,895 No one cares about the special features. 540 00:25:07,979 --> 00:25:09,897 I do. I care about special features. 541 00:25:09,981 --> 00:25:11,858 I think they rule and I think they're awesome. 542 00:25:11,941 --> 00:25:14,068 You know what the problem actually is with you? 543 00:25:14,151 --> 00:25:15,487 - Oh, tell me. - That's it. We're done. 544 00:25:15,570 --> 00:25:17,280 Here you go. Mmm? 545 00:25:17,364 --> 00:25:20,032 Look, whatever you were gonna say to him, 546 00:25:20,116 --> 00:25:21,826 he doesn't need to hear it right now. 547 00:25:24,036 --> 00:25:25,121 You know, Natalie, 548 00:25:25,204 --> 00:25:28,416 I can't believe you woke up one morning and just said, 549 00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:30,668 "My life would be better without Gus," 550 00:25:30,752 --> 00:25:32,629 but... lucky you. 551 00:25:33,546 --> 00:25:34,672 You got your wish. 552 00:25:42,514 --> 00:25:43,890 You know what, fuck her. 553 00:25:44,932 --> 00:25:46,393 It's like, she never loved me. 554 00:25:46,476 --> 00:25:49,562 Our whole relationship was, like, fuckin' bullshit. 555 00:25:49,646 --> 00:25:51,273 Yeah, well, guess what? Most are. 556 00:25:51,356 --> 00:25:52,857 You know what? That's so true. 557 00:25:52,940 --> 00:25:54,191 And nobody ever tells you that. 558 00:25:54,276 --> 00:25:56,403 Nobody ever just pulls you aside and goes, 559 00:25:56,486 --> 00:25:58,905 "Hey, just so you know, relationships are fucking bullshit." 560 00:25:58,988 --> 00:26:02,492 So I just keep believing in this fucking lie 561 00:26:02,575 --> 00:26:05,912 that a relationship evolves and gets better and... 562 00:26:05,995 --> 00:26:07,872 It's like, why do I believe that? 563 00:26:07,955 --> 00:26:09,123 Where do these lies come from? 564 00:26:09,206 --> 00:26:13,295 And it's like, "Oh, I know, fucking songs, and books, 565 00:26:13,378 --> 00:26:15,630 and, you know, movies." 566 00:26:15,713 --> 00:26:16,839 All these movies I've watched... 567 00:26:16,923 --> 00:26:18,800 -Mmm-hmm. -...they're not real. 568 00:26:18,883 --> 00:26:21,844 They're lies. They're lies like me and Natalie were lies. 569 00:26:21,928 --> 00:26:24,639 You know, it's like... what am I doing with these? 570 00:26:24,722 --> 00:26:26,391 -Pleasantville? -Ugh. 571 00:26:26,474 --> 00:26:28,601 It's like, fuck you, Pleasantville. 572 00:26:28,685 --> 00:26:29,769 Just fuck off! 573 00:26:29,852 --> 00:26:32,188 -Whoa! Yeah! -No, I shouldn't have-- 574 00:26:32,271 --> 00:26:34,106 No, I like it. Do it again. 575 00:26:34,190 --> 00:26:35,775 Pretty Woman? 576 00:26:35,858 --> 00:26:38,277 Pretty Woman is such a lie. 577 00:26:38,361 --> 00:26:41,406 Like, a prostitute wouldn't fall in love with you. 578 00:26:41,489 --> 00:26:45,076 She would just, like, steal your shit and sell it for coke. 579 00:26:45,159 --> 00:26:46,786 - Fuck you! - Yeah, do it! 580 00:26:46,869 --> 00:26:48,245 -Go get 'em, tiger! -Oh, my God, this feels-- 581 00:26:48,330 --> 00:26:49,706 It's like, Goodfellas? 582 00:26:49,789 --> 00:26:51,958 It's like, I listen to these fuckin' commentaries 583 00:26:52,041 --> 00:26:53,876 with Scorsese and it's like, 584 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,003 "Oh, hey, guess what, 585 00:26:56,087 --> 00:26:59,882 uh, all the food in Goodfellas is based on my mom's recipe." 586 00:26:59,966 --> 00:27:01,008 It's like, who cares? 587 00:27:01,092 --> 00:27:02,677 -Yeah! -Fucking lies! 588 00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,680 Like, go make lasagna with your mom and leave us alone! 589 00:27:05,763 --> 00:27:07,056 Toy Story 3? 590 00:27:07,139 --> 00:27:09,892 It's like, fuck you, Pixar. 591 00:27:09,976 --> 00:27:12,479 You can't keep it up! The pressure's too high! 592 00:27:12,562 --> 00:27:14,439 Your movies suck now, Pixar. 593 00:27:14,522 --> 00:27:16,399 Yeah! Cars 2 was a piece of crap! 594 00:27:16,483 --> 00:27:17,817 Sweet Home Alabama? 595 00:27:17,900 --> 00:27:19,569 -Ugh! -Lies. 596 00:27:19,652 --> 00:27:21,738 -What Women Want? Lies! -Ugh! 597 00:27:21,821 --> 00:27:23,072 When Harry Met Sally? 598 00:27:23,155 --> 00:27:24,491 -Fucking lies! -Lies! 599 00:27:24,574 --> 00:27:27,410 -Homeland season three? -Very confusing. 600 00:27:27,494 --> 00:27:30,455 Yeah. Like she could ever just sneak into Iran! 601 00:27:30,538 --> 00:27:32,499 It's like, fuck off! 602 00:27:32,582 --> 00:27:35,126 All these Blu-rays have been fuckin' weighing me down. 603 00:27:35,209 --> 00:27:36,794 Get it out of my life. 604 00:27:38,212 --> 00:27:41,132 - Fuck! - Phew! 605 00:27:43,593 --> 00:27:45,803 Why did I throw out all my Blu-rays? 606 00:27:45,887 --> 00:27:47,805 - It's okay, buddy. You're just tired. 607 00:27:47,889 --> 00:27:49,056 Come on. 608 00:27:50,433 --> 00:27:52,184 - All right, duder. 609 00:27:52,268 --> 00:27:55,021 - Let's get you all snuggled up. 610 00:27:55,104 --> 00:27:57,148 Ugh! I feel like I'm gonna, like-- 611 00:27:57,231 --> 00:27:58,816 -Shoes. -Oh. 612 00:28:00,860 --> 00:28:01,944 I think I might just, like, you know, 613 00:28:02,028 --> 00:28:05,990 I just, like, want to curl up and, like, watch Armed and Dangerous. 614 00:28:06,073 --> 00:28:07,241 Did I throw that out? 615 00:28:07,324 --> 00:28:09,035 Yeah, you threw 'em all away. 616 00:28:09,118 --> 00:28:11,120 Why? 617 00:28:11,203 --> 00:28:12,955 Oh, my gosh. Thank you. 618 00:28:13,039 --> 00:28:14,666 I just... Why did I do that? 619 00:28:14,749 --> 00:28:16,042 I just, like, I'm... 620 00:28:17,544 --> 00:28:20,129 I flipped out in front of you at Natalie's, like, 621 00:28:20,212 --> 00:28:22,465 I'm so embarrassed. 622 00:28:22,549 --> 00:28:25,760 Dude, I'm the queen of eating shit. You should never be embarrassed. 623 00:28:27,804 --> 00:28:31,182 I've been waiting for somebody to say that to me, like, my whole life, so... 624 00:28:32,767 --> 00:28:34,101 means a lot. Thank you. 625 00:28:35,562 --> 00:28:38,898 Hey, hanging out today was, like... fun, right? 626 00:28:38,981 --> 00:28:40,567 We had... It was fun time. 627 00:28:40,650 --> 00:28:42,777 Yeah. Normally, I hate meeting people, 628 00:28:42,860 --> 00:28:44,361 but I didn't hate you. 629 00:28:44,446 --> 00:28:46,113 Um... 630 00:28:47,031 --> 00:28:48,533 can I get your phone number? 631 00:28:48,616 --> 00:28:49,659 Sure, yeah. Let's do it. 632 00:28:49,742 --> 00:28:50,910 Well, you don't have to or anything. 633 00:28:50,993 --> 00:28:52,912 - No, let's do it. - It's just... 634 00:28:52,995 --> 00:28:54,080 Might be good. 635 00:29:00,587 --> 00:29:01,754 All right. 636 00:29:03,631 --> 00:29:04,674 Bye. 637 00:29:04,757 --> 00:29:07,301 Bye. Sorry, I'm... 638 00:29:12,974 --> 00:29:14,058 Gus-Gus! 639 00:29:14,601 --> 00:29:16,853 I have that rug, but I have it in orange. 640 00:29:17,645 --> 00:29:19,647 Mmm. I wanted the orange one. 641 00:29:24,986 --> 00:29:26,529 Good night, you little weirdo. 642 00:29:28,698 --> 00:29:30,992 Come on, Fluffy. 643 00:29:31,075 --> 00:29:33,453 - Fluffy! 644 00:29:35,497 --> 00:29:36,581 Hello, Fluffy. 645 00:29:36,664 --> 00:29:38,124 What is this film? 646 00:29:38,207 --> 00:29:41,210 Armed and Dangerous. That's John Candy. 647 00:29:41,293 --> 00:29:42,419 Who? 648 00:29:42,504 --> 00:29:44,964 Um, have you ever seen Uncle Buck? 649 00:29:45,047 --> 00:29:46,173 Nope. 650 00:29:47,675 --> 00:29:48,885 Uh, Vacation? 651 00:29:48,968 --> 00:29:50,052 I don't know it. 652 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:52,722 Planes, Trains and Automobiles? 653 00:29:52,805 --> 00:29:54,015 I haven't seen that. 654 00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:57,268 -Splash? -Of course. 655 00:29:57,351 --> 00:30:00,146 He's the guy who gets hit in the nuts with the racquetball. 656 00:30:00,229 --> 00:30:02,106 Oh, I love him! 657 00:30:03,650 --> 00:30:06,110 Hey, I got him! 658 00:30:08,404 --> 00:30:10,447 How do you know about this movie? 659 00:30:10,532 --> 00:30:11,866 Gus told me about it. 660 00:30:11,949 --> 00:30:14,035 He said they filmed it near here.