1 00:01:40,226 --> 00:01:42,520 Five more seconds. 2 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,522 -Here you go. -Thanks. 3 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:46,941 Oh, this is such a good video. 4 00:01:47,025 --> 00:01:49,277 Are you thinking about doing it? We could do it together. 5 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:51,237 Mmm... 6 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,823 No. It looks too tiring. 7 00:01:53,907 --> 00:01:56,826 It is. It is very tiring when you... when you do it. 8 00:01:56,910 --> 00:01:58,494 Up, round, hey! 9 00:01:58,995 --> 00:02:01,039 I will masturbate to this, though. 10 00:02:01,122 --> 00:02:02,123 For sure. 11 00:02:34,155 --> 00:02:35,489 You know, when I was a kid, 12 00:02:35,573 --> 00:02:37,491 I learned about sex during the AIDS crisis, you know? 13 00:02:37,575 --> 00:02:39,327 So sex seemed, like, really scary. 14 00:02:39,410 --> 00:02:42,205 And then when I was a teenager, you know, like, the president 15 00:02:42,288 --> 00:02:45,291 -got in trouble for, like, a blowjob... -Jesus, dude, get a fucking grip. 16 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:46,375 ...shameful thing. 17 00:02:46,459 --> 00:02:49,128 And then by the time I got to college, there was Internet porn, 18 00:02:49,212 --> 00:02:51,422 so sex didn't even seem necessary. 19 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:55,634 What do you mean when you say Natalie liked you the most? 20 00:02:55,719 --> 00:02:58,637 I think it comes down to, like, five categories. 21 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:02,600 Morning, Clay. 22 00:03:21,828 --> 00:03:23,537 --Okay. Jesus! 23 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:33,214 Fuck! 24 00:03:33,297 --> 00:03:35,133 What the fuck were you doing? 25 00:03:35,216 --> 00:03:38,052 Sorry. I was texting. 26 00:03:38,136 --> 00:03:39,929 Texting? You're not supposed to be texting! 27 00:03:40,013 --> 00:03:42,390 I know. I'm sorry. I was stopped, and then that asshole, 28 00:03:42,473 --> 00:03:44,726 he honked and I panicked, and I just... 29 00:03:44,809 --> 00:03:47,520 I don't have time for this shit. You could've killed someone. 30 00:03:47,603 --> 00:03:49,313 Shit! Fuck! I know. 31 00:03:49,397 --> 00:03:51,399 I'm gonna stop doing it. I'm sorry. I'm really-- 32 00:03:51,482 --> 00:03:53,359 You know what? Let's take a look at the damage. 33 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:54,944 -Yeah, let's go. -Okay. 34 00:03:56,529 --> 00:03:57,696 What the fuck? 35 00:03:58,948 --> 00:04:01,075 Uh, I don't think there's any damage. We're good! 36 00:04:01,159 --> 00:04:02,994 -Have a good day, thank you. -Hey! What the fuck? 37 00:04:28,937 --> 00:04:30,479 Yeah... 38 00:04:30,563 --> 00:04:32,899 Oh, yeah. 39 00:04:32,982 --> 00:04:35,193 - Funny, right? - Yeah, it's hilarious. 40 00:04:35,276 --> 00:04:38,362 - Ow. Ouch. - Uh, are you okay? 41 00:04:38,446 --> 00:04:40,573 Well, should we get to class? Should we start it up? 42 00:04:40,656 --> 00:04:43,409 One more, one more. Look at this dog. Oh, my God. 43 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:45,954 Oh, yeah, that's real funny. 44 00:04:46,037 --> 00:04:49,958 Okay. All right, well, should we start class? 45 00:04:50,041 --> 00:04:51,250 One more? 46 00:04:51,334 --> 00:04:55,629 Oh, okay. We'll do one more, and then... then class, okay? 47 00:04:55,713 --> 00:04:56,840 What, what? 48 00:04:56,923 --> 00:04:59,092 - Uh, that's a goat. - What, what? What? 49 00:05:00,426 --> 00:05:02,136 - What? - What? 50 00:05:02,220 --> 00:05:03,221 Okay, one more, one more. 51 00:05:03,304 --> 00:05:05,890 Oh, uh, Arya, there's, like, 40 of these, okay? 52 00:05:05,974 --> 00:05:08,977 - So we should probably... - get to studying. 53 00:05:09,727 --> 00:05:12,021 Let's do it. Let's get you ready for, uh... 54 00:05:12,981 --> 00:05:15,774 let's get you ready for these ERBs. 55 00:05:15,859 --> 00:05:16,943 What's that? 56 00:05:17,026 --> 00:05:19,528 Arya, come on, we've talked about this for, like, two weeks. 57 00:05:19,612 --> 00:05:23,074 The ERBs... state exam you have to pass today. 58 00:05:23,157 --> 00:05:26,494 Just give me a minute. I've been working all morning, I'm tired. 59 00:05:26,577 --> 00:05:28,162 Totally get that. That's awesome. 60 00:05:28,246 --> 00:05:29,663 It's just, um... 61 00:05:29,747 --> 00:05:31,916 I think they're gonna call you to set in, like, 45 minutes. 62 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,709 Can you take a picture for my Instagram? 63 00:05:35,211 --> 00:05:37,171 Um... 64 00:05:37,255 --> 00:05:38,589 Okay. 65 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:39,757 We'll do that real quick. 66 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,842 We'll take a photo, and we'll jump into class. 67 00:05:41,926 --> 00:05:44,095 Okay. Here we go. 68 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:45,846 Let's see, here. 69 00:05:45,930 --> 00:05:48,682 Take two. One for my private and one for my public. 70 00:05:48,766 --> 00:05:49,934 Oh, you have two? 71 00:05:50,018 --> 00:05:51,560 -Mmm-hmm. -Baller. 72 00:05:51,644 --> 00:05:52,811 Big time. 73 00:05:52,896 --> 00:05:54,230 Do you even know what that means? 74 00:05:54,313 --> 00:05:56,649 Baller? No. I have no clue. 75 00:05:57,483 --> 00:06:01,070 --Okay. Okay, one, here we go. That's one. 76 00:06:01,154 --> 00:06:02,989 And, um... 77 00:06:03,072 --> 00:06:04,865 Wait, do you wanna get the hair out of your face? 78 00:06:05,741 --> 00:06:08,452 -Why? It's on purpose. -It is? 79 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:10,746 Yes, my hair looks better than my face today. 80 00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:13,917 Okay. So you... All right. Sure. 81 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,001 - Okay. 82 00:06:15,084 --> 00:06:19,338 That was a great picture of your head covered in hair. 83 00:06:19,422 --> 00:06:20,965 Beautiful. All right. 84 00:06:21,049 --> 00:06:23,426 Oh! Have you seen my dance for my dance class? 85 00:06:23,509 --> 00:06:25,261 Real quick. Sit down. 86 00:06:25,344 --> 00:06:26,762 Okay. 87 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:28,932 All right, Arya, just make it fast. 88 00:06:29,015 --> 00:06:31,059 -Okay, ready? -Mmm-hmm. 89 00:06:47,533 --> 00:06:48,784 All right, Arya. 90 00:06:56,459 --> 00:06:58,336 Hey, Arya, how long is this? 91 00:06:58,419 --> 00:07:00,796 Can you please not interrupt me? 92 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,341 Now I have to start over again. 93 00:07:03,424 --> 00:07:05,093 -From the top? -Yes. 94 00:07:05,176 --> 00:07:06,385 You can't just start from where you were? 95 00:07:06,469 --> 00:07:09,263 Your job isn't that hard. Just watch me do the dance. 96 00:07:09,347 --> 00:07:10,598 -Okay. -It's not that hard. 97 00:07:10,681 --> 00:07:11,682 Okay. 98 00:07:32,286 --> 00:07:34,205 No, I don't want the witches to turn invisible. 99 00:07:34,705 --> 00:07:36,707 Who the fuck decided they had that power? 100 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:39,335 You can't just make up new powers without checking with me. 101 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:41,670 - Yeah, I didn't... I was not into that. 102 00:07:41,754 --> 00:07:44,840 Uh, yeah. Can I just say, though, that what I like about invisibility 103 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:48,261 is that, it just... it seems like a strong metaphor 104 00:07:48,344 --> 00:07:53,891 because women in the 1950s are themselves invisible in a way. 105 00:07:53,975 --> 00:07:57,020 Wyatt, I know, I know. I get it, I get it. 106 00:07:57,103 --> 00:07:59,605 Okay? But we can't just go and pull out new powers, 107 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:01,815 or else the witches are gonna be going to the moon 108 00:08:01,899 --> 00:08:03,734 or time-traveling or some shit. 109 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:07,446 It seems to me that if they can already make other objects disappear-- 110 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:09,823 I'm sorry, are you still arguing for invisibility? 111 00:08:09,907 --> 00:08:10,949 I always hated that. 112 00:08:11,034 --> 00:08:13,494 This isn't the fucking Fantastic Four, Wyatt, okay? 113 00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:14,578 Accept the "no." 114 00:08:15,579 --> 00:08:17,790 Now, what's a power that witches would have? 115 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:24,255 Uh, maybe they could, like, call upon the dead for help? 116 00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:27,800 - Dude, what? What's happening? 117 00:08:27,883 --> 00:08:30,761 Like, zombies? Dead-- Is that what we're going for now? 118 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,888 No, not like zombies. 119 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:36,184 Like talking to spirits, like, in a séance-y sort of-- 120 00:08:36,267 --> 00:08:37,768 What's happening? Is he pitching ideas-- 121 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:40,729 I don't know. I don't know what I'm... She was looking at me and I thought... 122 00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:44,025 Do you have any other ideas? 123 00:08:44,108 --> 00:08:46,027 Okay, we'll take a ten-minute break. 124 00:08:46,110 --> 00:08:47,611 That doesn't mean 20 minutes. 125 00:08:47,695 --> 00:08:49,280 All right. 126 00:08:55,786 --> 00:08:57,538 So, Gus... 127 00:08:57,621 --> 00:08:59,165 Arya has a test today? 128 00:08:59,248 --> 00:09:02,293 Yeah, uh, the ERBs. State exam. 129 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:03,377 -Mmm-hmm. -Mmm-hmm. 130 00:09:03,461 --> 00:09:06,964 And, uh, Len tells me that if she fails again, 131 00:09:07,048 --> 00:09:08,924 that she won't be able to work on the show for a month. 132 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:11,344 Uh, 30 working days. 133 00:09:11,427 --> 00:09:12,928 So it's actually a little bit more than a month-- 134 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:15,723 Right, right. No. See, that just can't happen. 135 00:09:15,806 --> 00:09:18,601 The next six episodes are built around Arya. 136 00:09:18,684 --> 00:09:20,936 I mean, her character gets her period for the first time, 137 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:24,523 and so, you know, her witch powers start to show themselves. 138 00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:26,734 That's cool. That's a... cool idea. 139 00:09:26,817 --> 00:09:30,529 But if we lose Arya, then our production schedule gets fucked. 140 00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:33,074 And you don't think you'd be able to, like, shoot around her-- 141 00:09:33,157 --> 00:09:34,325 Or... 142 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:36,285 you could do your job... 143 00:09:36,369 --> 00:09:38,329 and make sure she passes a simple test. 144 00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:39,705 No, you're right... I'm sorry. 145 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:41,915 -I shouldn't have said that. Uh-huh. -No, no, no. Don't apologize. 146 00:09:41,999 --> 00:09:43,334 I... I only care if she passes or not. 147 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:44,460 -So... -Mmm-hmm. 148 00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:47,671 I need you to promise me that Arya will pass this test. 149 00:09:48,172 --> 00:09:51,842 Well, I'd love to promise you that, but, um, you know, 150 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,261 she still has to take the test. 151 00:09:53,344 --> 00:09:54,345 -Mmm-hmm. -And it's just... 152 00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:56,639 it's really hard for me to get her to focus, 153 00:09:56,722 --> 00:09:58,432 and I think it's because... 154 00:09:58,516 --> 00:10:00,601 maybe because she has, like, early call times and-- 155 00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:03,271 You're talking to me like I actually give a fuck, okay? 156 00:10:03,354 --> 00:10:07,275 I'm not gonna solve this problem for you. She's a child. She goes to school. 157 00:10:07,358 --> 00:10:09,777 I'm not the teacher here, okay? Don't pull me in. 158 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:12,070 -Okay. -I like you. 159 00:10:12,155 --> 00:10:14,031 -Hey, I like you, too. -But if she doesn't pass this test, 160 00:10:14,115 --> 00:10:15,616 I'm gonna have to fucking fire you. 161 00:10:16,284 --> 00:10:17,951 Arya will pass this test, I promise. 162 00:10:18,035 --> 00:10:20,288 -Fantastic. -Okay. Cool. 163 00:10:20,371 --> 00:10:22,706 You know, actually, I was thinking about that whole... 164 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:25,126 -call-upon-the-dead thing for next season. -Mmm-hmm. 165 00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:27,420 -Oh, you were? -Yeah. Yeah, I was. 166 00:10:27,503 --> 00:10:29,213 -Oh, well, that's cool. -Mmm-hmm. 167 00:10:29,297 --> 00:10:32,216 Well, hey, if you ever want me to come in and we spitball ideas or anything, 168 00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:33,384 I'd be happy to, you know. 169 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:34,635 Well, maybe we'll do that sometime. 170 00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:35,886 -Okay. Cool. Yeah. -All right. 171 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,096 Could you, uh, close that door on your way out? 172 00:10:38,181 --> 00:10:39,598 -Yeah. -Yeah. 173 00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:41,767 So I was like, "Why do you need a lock on your phone 174 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,018 if you got nothing to hide?" 175 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:44,395 Ryan, do you trust your wife? 176 00:10:45,354 --> 00:10:46,855 Yeah. 177 00:10:46,939 --> 00:10:49,733 She needs her digital privacy, Ryan. We all do. 178 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:51,985 I wouldn't want you to know what I was looking at online. 179 00:10:52,069 --> 00:10:55,156 That doesn't make me a cheater. It just makes me a human. 180 00:10:56,199 --> 00:10:59,327 So, in the meantime, keep your hands off your wife's phone. 181 00:10:59,410 --> 00:11:00,494 Okay, Ryan? 182 00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:03,581 Let's take a break. 183 00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:06,334 When we come back, we'll be talking to Lisa, 184 00:11:06,417 --> 00:11:10,087 who thinks two beds might be better than one. 185 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:13,591 Be right back, on Heart Work. 186 00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:16,969 Your next caller is 45. She's from Colorado. She's got two kids. 187 00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:19,137 --Can I get you anything? 188 00:11:19,222 --> 00:11:21,682 -No, I'm good, thanks. Have a seat. -Oh, okay. 189 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:25,644 So, how you doing, Mickey? 190 00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:27,521 -Good, yeah. -Yeah? 191 00:11:27,605 --> 00:11:29,147 Thanks for subbing in for Rob today. 192 00:11:29,232 --> 00:11:31,024 You know me, I'm a real jack of all trades. 193 00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:32,693 Oh, I know you. 194 00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:34,152 Your new assistant starts tomorrow, 195 00:11:34,237 --> 00:11:35,238 -so you're set. -Yes. 196 00:11:35,321 --> 00:11:39,116 Yeah. You've been giving me a lot of great calls today, but... 197 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:42,119 -you know who I wish I got a call from? -Hmm? 198 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,329 - Mickey. 199 00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:45,831 'Cause I would listen and I would give her some help. 200 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,416 Thanks, but-- 201 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:50,043 -Come on. What's got you down? -Oh-- 202 00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:51,128 Is it something in the office? 203 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,921 Are you mad at me because I had you fire Rob? 204 00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:54,172 No! No. 205 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,843 All right, well... 206 00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,011 how'd he take it? 207 00:11:59,094 --> 00:12:00,263 Not good. Not good. 208 00:12:00,346 --> 00:12:01,680 -He was pretty upset. -Yeah. 209 00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:04,350 Yeah, yeah. You know, I figured. 210 00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:07,060 I got a bunch of drunk emails at around 5:00 a.m. 211 00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:09,438 --He sent me a link to an ISIS video. 212 00:12:09,522 --> 00:12:12,983 Rob is a very hostile person. I'm sorry if he ruined your weekend. 213 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,234 No, he didn't ruin my weekend. 214 00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:17,530 It was just bullshit Eric drama, but that's over. 215 00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:20,533 -Oh, Eric. That rollercoaster, hmm? -No, it's good, though. 216 00:12:20,616 --> 00:12:22,660 We're finally done. I feel so much better about it. 217 00:12:23,494 --> 00:12:25,413 Best thing you can do right now? 218 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:28,416 Don't try to feel better. 219 00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:30,668 Just feel. Feel it all. 220 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:33,712 Today and tomorrow, just pass through it. 221 00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,714 Because maybe... 222 00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:38,091 something positive has happened. 223 00:12:38,175 --> 00:12:41,554 Maybe you needed to... 224 00:12:41,637 --> 00:12:44,723 clean out some emotional space for something good. 225 00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:47,518 Something new. 226 00:12:50,688 --> 00:12:52,898 -You're back on. -Yeah. 227 00:12:59,322 --> 00:13:01,699 So I'm banging this chick, man, and all of a sudden, 228 00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:03,283 the pictures start falling off the wall. 229 00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:05,411 I think I'm killing it. It's an earthquake. 230 00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:06,912 Does this have dairy? 231 00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,622 No, you know I got you covered on that dairy and gluten. 232 00:13:08,706 --> 00:13:09,748 I got that out of here for you. 233 00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:11,208 Well, last time, it had yogurt. 234 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:14,462 Yeah, that was last time. This is today. I covered it. 235 00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:23,303 I do not envy you, man. That chick is a brat. 236 00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:25,389 Oh, no. She's not that bad. 237 00:13:25,473 --> 00:13:27,182 What are you talking about? She's a prima donna 238 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:28,684 and she drinks these green drinks. 239 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,268 Who drinks these green drinks when they're 12? 240 00:13:30,353 --> 00:13:32,270 - Yeah. - Where's the Capri Sun at? 241 00:13:32,355 --> 00:13:34,857 I know. I'm in my 30s and I don't even drink those. 242 00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:36,859 -I'd kill for a Capri Sun right now. -Me, too. 243 00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:38,068 -You got one? -No! 244 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,529 Oh, man, you gotta stock up. Get some Capri Suns in here. 245 00:13:40,613 --> 00:13:42,490 -Maybe, maybe. Maybe, man. -Yeah. 246 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:44,450 Hey, you know, I think... 247 00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:47,077 I think I can get her to pass this test. Seriously. 248 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,037 I mean, I just hope, like, I can do it 249 00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:50,748 so Susan doesn't think I'm, like, a fuck-up, 250 00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:52,833 'cause then she'll never, like, read my spec ever. 251 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:54,543 Oh, word. What's a... what's a spec? 252 00:13:54,627 --> 00:13:57,463 It's like, when you write an episode of a TV show, 253 00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:59,047 even though nobody asked you to, 254 00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:02,134 just to have a sample of, like, how good or bad of a writer you are. 255 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:03,844 Oh, you know what? That... that might actually work. 256 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,303 My aunt actually hates all the writers. 257 00:14:05,388 --> 00:14:07,598 All she does is talk about how they do nothing but just fuck her up. 258 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:10,476 Yeah, your aunt's a pretty big ballbuster, I'm gonna admit. Yeah. 259 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:12,436 I know. That's why I never talk to her. 260 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:14,980 She hooked me up with this gig and I just stay out of her way. 261 00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,482 That's good. It's a smart move. 262 00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:18,442 -What's wrong with your phone, man? -What? 263 00:14:18,526 --> 00:14:20,152 You've been checking it all day, man. 264 00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:22,780 Oh, yeah, I'm just checking my texts 'cause I, like... 265 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,408 met this girl and we've been having, you know... 266 00:14:25,491 --> 00:14:28,369 -We had a good time, like, hanging out. -Oh. Oh, yeah? 267 00:14:28,452 --> 00:14:29,453 Can I show you a picture? Is that weird? 268 00:14:29,537 --> 00:14:30,579 -Oh, yeah, man. -Is that creepy? 269 00:14:30,663 --> 00:14:31,997 Oh, yeah, let me see what you're working with. 270 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,082 -Her name's Mickey. Yeah. -Oh, hell yeah, dude! 271 00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:36,835 Oh, yeah, she's fine, man. It's blurry, but she's clearly fine. 272 00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:38,504 -She's good, man. -She's like Dax Shepard's wife. 273 00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:39,963 -You know, like, that Frozen chick. -Yeah. 274 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:42,299 Right, what's her name? Ildrus? Susan? 275 00:14:42,383 --> 00:14:43,717 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hot. -I don't know. 276 00:14:43,801 --> 00:14:46,637 Yeah, it's just, like, I... I don't know. 277 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,514 'Cause it's like... I think I, like, overplayed my hand. 278 00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:51,392 Dude, freaking out only makes it worse. She'll text, man. 279 00:14:51,475 --> 00:14:54,770 -What'd you text her? -I texted her, like, "Sup?" 280 00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:56,689 -"Sup"? Just "Sup"? -"Sup," question mark. 281 00:14:56,772 --> 00:14:58,023 -"Sup?" is perfect, man. -Yeah? 282 00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,900 I've gotten laid texting "sup" plenty of times. 283 00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,402 -Okay. -She'll text, man. Don't worry about it. 284 00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:03,404 'Cause I go the other way before... 285 00:15:03,487 --> 00:15:04,988 You know, I'll end up, like, texting so much, 286 00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:07,741 I end up sending, like, a fucking book to somebody, you know? 287 00:15:07,825 --> 00:15:08,867 And that's never good. That's-- 288 00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:12,162 Nothing dries up a vagina more than a paragraph, man. 289 00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:21,464 "Who's having great sex? Not you? 290 00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:25,133 Let's figure out why, Friday on Dr. Greg." 291 00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:26,259 Great. Number four. 292 00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:30,263 "Plaid, polka dots, infidelity, co-dependency, you guessed it. 293 00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:34,184 We're talking about patterns, tomorrow on Heart Work with Dr. Greg." 294 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,228 Come on, that's... that's ridiculous. Who wrote that? 295 00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:37,438 -I wrote that one. -Oh. 296 00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:39,356 It's good. 297 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:40,691 Number five, last one. 298 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,235 "Pouring out a little too much beer for your dead homies? 299 00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:46,655 How to cope with the loss of a friend without losing your sobriety. 300 00:15:46,739 --> 00:15:49,867 Next Wednesday on Heart Work with Dr. Greg." 301 00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:53,454 Dope. All right, I'll put some music under those and we're good to go. 302 00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:56,414 All right. Great. 303 00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,418 We have fun together, don't we? 304 00:16:00,503 --> 00:16:02,004 Mmm-hmm. 305 00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:04,840 It is good that we can talk about work or Eric, 306 00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:06,759 or breakups, or whatever. 307 00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:11,179 My last relationship was so brutal. It was very toxic. 308 00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:14,517 I'm someone who likes to let people be who they are, right? 309 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:15,601 Uh-huh. 310 00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:18,020 She wanted me to define her. She wanted me to be her daddy. 311 00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:20,272 I would come home from work at the end of the day 312 00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:22,315 and she would say I abandoned her. 313 00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:23,609 Maybe I'm too giving. 314 00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:26,194 Hmm. Sounds like you guys weren't a good fit. 315 00:16:26,278 --> 00:16:29,156 We were sexually incompatible. I like sex and she didn't. 316 00:16:31,492 --> 00:16:33,410 What about you and Eric? What went wrong? 317 00:16:34,578 --> 00:16:37,706 Uh, I just think he loved cocaine more than he loved me. 318 00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:43,796 That is really funny. 319 00:16:46,799 --> 00:16:49,510 Wow. Life is so crazy, right? 320 00:16:49,593 --> 00:16:51,094 Yeah. 321 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,430 You're not dating anyone, I'm not dating anyone. 322 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:57,643 And then I'm like, "Wow, I could never date a co-worker. What a bad idea." 323 00:16:57,726 --> 00:17:00,563 - Yeah, what a bad idea. 324 00:17:01,689 --> 00:17:05,192 And then I think, maybe one day, if... 325 00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:07,402 we were each working at different stations, 326 00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:10,072 maybe, you know, we could make that happen. 327 00:17:11,782 --> 00:17:13,659 I'm sorry, I don't really follow. 328 00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:18,872 I mean, is this job worth not giving it a try? 329 00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:21,709 I don't know, maybe we should both quit. 330 00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:23,544 I'm joking. 331 00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:27,631 - One of us quit? I'm kidding. 332 00:17:29,717 --> 00:17:30,968 I'm so flattered. 333 00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:34,346 I'm gonna go check on those promos. 334 00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:37,432 Maybe I should just quit? 335 00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:40,393 Come on, that's crazy talk, man. Jesus. 336 00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:42,437 I know, but he's gonna fire me either way. 337 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,314 Fucking Dr. Greg is not gonna fire you, okay? 338 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:48,026 Yes, he is. If he flirts with me and I don't flirt back, 339 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:50,738 in, like, eight weeks, I'm gonna spill a coffee in a meeting 340 00:17:50,821 --> 00:17:52,948 and he's gonna fire me. It's happened before. 341 00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:56,660 Shit. There's not a crazier motherfucker than a therapist, man. 342 00:17:56,744 --> 00:17:58,912 -They're demented. -I know. 343 00:17:58,996 --> 00:18:00,831 So what, he asked you out? 344 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:01,915 No. 345 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,836 What, then, like... he wants you to blow him? 346 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:09,590 -No, it's worse. He likes me. -Oh, no, no, no. 347 00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:13,093 -Yeah. He likes me, I don't like him. -I'm sorry. 348 00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:16,764 He's gonna find a reason to fire me, and then I'm gonna be gone. 349 00:18:16,847 --> 00:18:19,182 He did it to Melanie and he did it to Jane. 350 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:21,977 I saw Jane a month ago. She's working at Chipotle now. 351 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,646 She looks ten years older. 352 00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:25,272 Shit. 353 00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:28,066 I heard Melanie moved to, like, Arizona. 354 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:32,029 I saw a photo with her on Facebook, watering cactus. It was sad. 355 00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:34,322 I can't do it. Fuck. 356 00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:37,492 I have so much credit card debt, I can't even quit if I want to. 357 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:40,328 You can't lose this job. It's a sweet gig, all right? 358 00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:42,956 The hours are great. It's fucking easy, man. 359 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,917 All we do is sit around most of the time. 360 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,419 They don't even notice we take long cigarette breaks. 361 00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:49,755 People here are lax with people like us, you know? 362 00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:52,507 Shit. 363 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:54,301 Stay here, man. You're family. 364 00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,180 It's too slimy. No offense. 365 00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:00,390 That's great. Very good. 366 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,852 And what other words would you use to describe the taste of the meat? 367 00:19:03,936 --> 00:19:04,937 The ham. 368 00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:08,190 Rubbery. Filmy. Watery. 369 00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:10,734 -Cool. Great-- -Thin. Gross. Didn't want it. 370 00:19:10,818 --> 00:19:12,653 Yeah, and it has, like... 371 00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:14,905 weird little veins in it, like, little pig veins. 372 00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:18,491 You know how they make this stuff? The animals are bred for death. 373 00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:21,870 These animals don't have any thoughts. Okay? They eat and they shit. 374 00:19:21,954 --> 00:19:24,247 God gave them to us to kill and eat. 375 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:27,334 I understand, but if you were looking for a new lunch snack, 376 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,336 is this one you would consider using? 377 00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:31,922 Does it have an oaky, barbecue-y taste? 378 00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:33,966 I only eat things I can grow myself. 379 00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:35,592 Why are you in this tasting? 380 00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:38,386 They told me I was gonna get to see a free movie. 381 00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:41,139 Some Reese Witherspoon and The Muppets movie. 382 00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:42,515 I don't know what to tell you, sir. 383 00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:43,809 I think you called back the wrong number. 384 00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:47,270 You know, if you wanna see a free movie, all you have to do is call the theater 385 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,939 and tell them that the projector was all fucked up. 386 00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,148 I don't know about that, ma'am. 387 00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:52,693 I'm just trying to find out what you thought of the taste. 388 00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:54,903 Maybe what your children would think of the taste. 389 00:19:54,987 --> 00:19:58,949 If they were gonna improve the flavor, what aspect of it would they improve? 390 00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:02,160 I like spicy things. Really spicy things. 391 00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:05,831 Like, so spicy most people can't eat it, but I can eat it. 392 00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:08,416 And I think that's kind of, like... the future of snacks. 393 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,293 --Okay, um... 394 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,796 and I just need two minutes and I'll be right back. 395 00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:17,509 It takes so long to eat. This is like gum. 396 00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:20,137 -A ham-flavored gum. -You're eating death. 397 00:20:21,013 --> 00:20:22,430 Mickey, is everything all right? 398 00:20:22,514 --> 00:20:24,725 Yeah, totally. Uh, I just need to vent. 399 00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:26,059 -Is now a bad time? -Not at all. 400 00:20:26,143 --> 00:20:27,978 I'm flattered you called. What's up? 401 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,354 How much money do you have? 402 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:33,233 If I was unemployed for, like, six months, could you afford our rent? 403 00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:34,359 Oh. 404 00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:37,695 Uh, I was actually going to ask you for a little more time this month. 405 00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:40,365 My grandma hurt her hip and she has dementia, 406 00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:42,743 and I've been sending her money, but she keeps losing the money. 407 00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:45,871 And she's been yelling at the nurses and accusing them of stealing it. 408 00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:47,748 Oh, okay. Yeah, no, it's fine. 409 00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:50,417 Um... I'm not gonna lose this job. I'll make it work. 410 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,335 That's the spirit. You'll make it work. 411 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:53,754 -Just like I do... -All right. 412 00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:55,088 - ...even when I'm-- 413 00:20:57,674 --> 00:21:00,718 -But Mother, killing is wrong. -Not always. 414 00:21:00,803 --> 00:21:02,888 If there's a positive force in the universe, 415 00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,639 then there has to be a negative force. 416 00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:06,934 It's how the universe stays balanced. 417 00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:09,770 And who's to say which is positive and which is negative? 418 00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:11,396 What is it like to kill, Mother? 419 00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:14,607 There's a sense of cleansing, of making things right. 420 00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:18,236 -I could never hurt anyone. -What if you were helping them? 421 00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:21,448 Some people need to be freed from this realm. 422 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:23,826 I understand now. 423 00:21:24,952 --> 00:21:26,744 I understand my obligation... 424 00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:29,747 to kill. 425 00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:33,335 And cutting. Let's cut, people. 426 00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:37,630 Wow, Arya. 427 00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:40,550 You were really good in that scene. Bravo. 428 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,845 Thanks. When the writing is good, I can do a good job. 429 00:21:42,928 --> 00:21:45,013 But lately, the writing has been horrible. 430 00:21:45,097 --> 00:21:47,307 Oh, yeah? I mean, well, you really got something. 431 00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:49,852 It's like, some actors, you know, they can work really hard, 432 00:21:49,935 --> 00:21:53,271 but they don't got the magic. But you got the magic. 433 00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:54,481 Seriously, I'm impressed. 434 00:21:54,564 --> 00:21:57,692 Well, I know that, but what I really wanna do is movies. 435 00:21:57,775 --> 00:22:01,363 Like Simone, she was in a movie with Beyoncé and she got to play a prostitute. 436 00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:04,366 -Her and Beyoncé were co-prostitutes? -Yeah. 437 00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:06,618 Dream job. Right? Totally. 438 00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:09,204 Well, hey, now that we're feeling good, 439 00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:10,831 why don't we jump into class, 440 00:22:10,914 --> 00:22:12,290 - ride this enthusiasm-- 441 00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:13,917 Come on, let's go in this golf cart. 442 00:22:14,001 --> 00:22:16,336 No, nope, nope, nope, nope. 443 00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:17,420 Come on, we, uh... 444 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:20,257 we only got, like, one last cram sesh to do before these ERBs, 445 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:21,591 -so-- -One ride. That's it. 446 00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:25,512 If I give you a ride, you gotta promise me, like, 20 good minutes, okay? 447 00:22:25,595 --> 00:22:26,638 Mmm-hmm. 448 00:22:26,721 --> 00:22:28,556 -All right, okay-- -But I'm driving. 449 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:31,643 No, I'll drive. Okay? You could kill us both. 450 00:22:31,726 --> 00:22:33,896 You know how bad that would look? For me? 451 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:39,902 Come on, faster! 452 00:22:39,985 --> 00:22:42,779 What? Arya, this is, like, the fastest it goes. 453 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:47,075 Just go a little bit faster and we'll do 30 minutes. I promise. 454 00:22:47,159 --> 00:22:48,535 Okay. Hold on. 455 00:22:52,247 --> 00:22:53,873 So, uh... time to study? 456 00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:56,501 Come on, five more minutes. This is where it gets good. 457 00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:59,754 Okay. Five more minutes. 458 00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:10,348 Fuck. Come on. 459 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:13,351 Come on. 460 00:23:24,779 --> 00:23:27,657 It's so nice that you asked me for lunch, you know. 461 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:28,992 We never have lunch together. 462 00:23:29,076 --> 00:23:31,078 I know. I'm usually so busy. 463 00:23:31,161 --> 00:23:33,205 And you always seem so tired. 464 00:23:34,081 --> 00:23:35,082 I do? 465 00:23:35,165 --> 00:23:37,167 Not in a bad way. Just, you know... 466 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:41,088 when you get like that, I just ask myself, "What about life is tiring her out?" 467 00:23:41,171 --> 00:23:42,922 I don't know. I just... 468 00:23:43,006 --> 00:23:45,217 I have a hard time dealing with shit sometimes. 469 00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:46,343 I know, but... 470 00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:49,721 you can't see life as the enemy. 471 00:23:50,722 --> 00:23:53,350 Life is what you make of it... right? 472 00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:55,060 Seems like you made the right choice. 473 00:23:55,143 --> 00:23:57,437 Sometimes I wonder, you know? 474 00:23:58,646 --> 00:24:00,648 Sometimes I wonder if I could've been the next Karl Malone. 475 00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:02,985 I played power forward, so... 476 00:24:03,901 --> 00:24:07,155 One of many reasons I wish I was black. 477 00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:12,160 Not really. I mean, not that I wouldn't wanna be. 478 00:24:12,244 --> 00:24:13,536 You know what I... 479 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,538 Just... I'm comfortable with who I am. 480 00:24:23,046 --> 00:24:24,131 What was that for? 481 00:24:24,214 --> 00:24:26,424 Just always wanted to see what that'd be like. 482 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:28,801 How was it? 483 00:24:28,885 --> 00:24:30,428 Need a larger sampling. 484 00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:32,014 Take as much as you want. 485 00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:41,939 This is so stupid. I'm tired. 486 00:24:42,024 --> 00:24:44,067 Arya, seriously... 487 00:24:44,151 --> 00:24:46,986 Like, I don't wanna freak you out or anything, but it's like... 488 00:24:47,904 --> 00:24:50,657 if you wanna keep working on the show, you have to, like, pass this test. 489 00:24:50,740 --> 00:24:53,410 All right? That's... Them's the rules, okay? 490 00:24:53,493 --> 00:24:54,661 Whatever. 491 00:24:54,744 --> 00:24:57,414 Don't "whatever" me, okay? 492 00:24:57,497 --> 00:25:00,458 This is, like, an important life lesson. 493 00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:03,045 It's like, in the real world, you gotta... 494 00:25:03,128 --> 00:25:06,131 finish tasks, you have to complete work, you know? 495 00:25:06,214 --> 00:25:09,217 'Cause if you don't have, like, proper work habits, 496 00:25:09,301 --> 00:25:11,594 when things don't get so easy, you know, 497 00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:14,764 things are gonna be kinda tough, if you don't have an education. 498 00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:16,349 Why wouldn't things be easy? 499 00:25:16,433 --> 00:25:18,435 Think of most child actors, you know? 500 00:25:18,518 --> 00:25:20,103 They're not actors when they get older, 501 00:25:20,187 --> 00:25:22,480 'cause when they get older, they start looking weird, 502 00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:25,067 and they get, like, big ears and they're like, 503 00:25:25,150 --> 00:25:27,569 "Oh, I'm not as cute as I used to be anymore," you know? 504 00:25:27,652 --> 00:25:31,114 So I'm gonna get big ears and be ugly and not be able to get jobs? 505 00:25:31,198 --> 00:25:33,450 No... I wasn't saying that-- 506 00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:35,493 Are people not gonna like me when I'm not little? 507 00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:38,371 No, I'm just telling you that, like... 508 00:25:38,455 --> 00:25:40,832 For a lot of child actors, when they don't have work, 509 00:25:40,915 --> 00:25:42,459 and they don't have something to fall back on, 510 00:25:42,542 --> 00:25:45,795 they just get addicted to drugs, you know? Or they become homeless. 511 00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:47,755 So I'm gonna get ugly and be homeless? 512 00:25:47,839 --> 00:25:51,218 I'm not... saying that. I'm just saying... 513 00:25:52,135 --> 00:25:53,511 You're in a bubble now. 514 00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:56,681 Nobody's gonna tell you the truth. I'm telling you the truth. 515 00:25:56,764 --> 00:26:00,268 Life is tough, things get hard, and you're gonna wanna have a backup plan. 516 00:26:00,352 --> 00:26:02,562 So can we please just focus and study? 517 00:26:02,645 --> 00:26:04,689 - You're so mean! No! 518 00:26:14,532 --> 00:26:16,826 Did you just tell Arya that she's a bad actress? 519 00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:18,495 What? No. Never. 520 00:26:18,578 --> 00:26:20,372 'Cause my little girl is gonna take on the world. 521 00:26:20,455 --> 00:26:24,292 Don't you ever tell my daughter that she is anything less than perfect. 522 00:26:24,376 --> 00:26:27,212 'Course not. I was just saying, you know, I think... 523 00:26:27,295 --> 00:26:29,214 She has a big test this afternoon, that's all-- 524 00:26:29,297 --> 00:26:32,008 And she'll ace it! Because she's tough. 525 00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:33,635 And she's a fucking champion. 526 00:26:34,552 --> 00:26:35,928 Motherfucker. 527 00:26:36,012 --> 00:26:37,180 Sorry. 528 00:26:41,268 --> 00:26:43,228 --Say something about my dick. 529 00:26:43,311 --> 00:26:45,355 Your dick... it feels so good. 530 00:26:45,438 --> 00:26:46,439 -Yeah? -Yes. 531 00:26:46,523 --> 00:26:47,690 -It does, right? -Doctor. 532 00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:50,152 -It does feel good. -Okay. 533 00:26:56,533 --> 00:26:58,034 I know you wanna fire me. 534 00:26:59,744 --> 00:27:01,288 What? What? 535 00:27:03,165 --> 00:27:05,124 - You can't fire me now. 536 00:27:06,501 --> 00:27:07,710 I don't want to fire you. 537 00:27:08,753 --> 00:27:11,130 You can't fire me, 'cause you're fucking me. 538 00:27:13,341 --> 00:27:15,843 I'm not fucking you. You're fucking me. 539 00:27:15,927 --> 00:27:17,094 -No. -Yeah. 540 00:27:17,179 --> 00:27:19,222 -Yeah. -You're fucking me. 541 00:27:34,196 --> 00:27:35,780 -You just came? -Mmm-hmm. 542 00:27:38,032 --> 00:27:39,242 I haven't yet, so... 543 00:27:39,326 --> 00:27:40,493 Fine. 544 00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:02,724 I feel a little weird. 545 00:28:06,228 --> 00:28:07,645 Five minutes left. 546 00:28:08,813 --> 00:28:11,608 You're doing great. How you feeling? 547 00:28:11,691 --> 00:28:12,900 I'm done. 548 00:28:12,984 --> 00:28:15,320 Yeah? Okay, perfect. 549 00:28:16,446 --> 00:28:18,740 See, that wasn't that bad, right? 550 00:28:22,118 --> 00:28:24,161 Arya... 551 00:28:24,246 --> 00:28:26,581 You did, like, less than half of this. What's the deal? 552 00:28:26,664 --> 00:28:29,709 I'm done, I'm tired, and I do not care about that test. 553 00:28:31,168 --> 00:28:32,420 What is wrong with you? 554 00:28:33,338 --> 00:28:34,464 You wanna lose your job? 555 00:28:34,547 --> 00:28:36,966 -You want me to lose my job? -Don't be mad at me. 556 00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:38,968 I'm not mad at you. It's just... 557 00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:41,221 If you fail, you can't work for 30 days. 558 00:28:41,304 --> 00:28:42,514 And... 559 00:28:42,597 --> 00:28:45,475 you know, a lot of people are gonna be in a lot of trouble. 560 00:28:45,975 --> 00:28:47,727 Including me, okay? 561 00:28:47,810 --> 00:28:50,272 Susan's gonna be pissed off at me and she's gonna fire me 562 00:28:50,355 --> 00:28:51,356 and then she's never gonna read my script-- 563 00:28:51,439 --> 00:28:52,565 Stop! 564 00:28:52,649 --> 00:28:55,568 I'm under so much pressure right now! 565 00:28:55,652 --> 00:28:57,362 I don't even want to work here! 566 00:28:57,445 --> 00:29:01,283 I hate this place so much. Everyone is old! 567 00:29:01,366 --> 00:29:04,994 Okay. It's okay. Hey, don't get upset, okay? 568 00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:07,163 Uh, we got four minutes left. Let's just rip through this. 569 00:29:07,247 --> 00:29:09,916 I wanna go to a real school, with real friends! 570 00:29:09,999 --> 00:29:11,584 You can pass this. You just gotta sit down. 571 00:29:11,668 --> 00:29:12,877 -Okay, please? -You're my best friend! 572 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,797 You're my best friend because all my friends hate me 573 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:17,632 because I met Taylor Swift. 574 00:29:17,715 --> 00:29:19,426 Well, that's cool, right? 575 00:29:19,509 --> 00:29:20,677 You get to meet Taylor Swift. 576 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,012 You get to make a bunch of spending money, huh? 577 00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:24,472 I'd love to make the money you're making. 578 00:29:24,556 --> 00:29:25,723 I don't even get the money! 579 00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:28,685 My parents take it! And they're getting divorced! 580 00:29:28,768 --> 00:29:31,771 - What? Whoa, shit. Hold on, it's okay-- 581 00:29:31,854 --> 00:29:33,981 I hear them arguing through the walls! 582 00:29:34,065 --> 00:29:35,567 Through the walls! 583 00:29:35,650 --> 00:29:38,486 Okay. Hey, Arya, it's okay, okay? 584 00:29:38,570 --> 00:29:40,822 - Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. 585 00:29:40,905 --> 00:29:42,365 I'm so sorry. 586 00:30:05,722 --> 00:30:08,433 "Two apples are dropped off a ten-story building. 587 00:30:08,516 --> 00:30:10,142 One apple is five pounds..." 588 00:30:10,226 --> 00:30:11,644 What the fuck? 589 00:30:15,565 --> 00:30:16,983 I can't believe you said that. 590 00:30:18,067 --> 00:30:20,362 What, about not wanting to touch your asshole? 591 00:30:21,863 --> 00:30:23,781 No, about me firing you. 592 00:30:23,865 --> 00:30:26,409 Oh. Well, yeah, it's true. You can't now. 593 00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:31,623 You think that I would do something like that? 594 00:30:32,957 --> 00:30:37,128 Yeah, if I rejected you, I'd be gone. That's what you do. But... 595 00:30:37,211 --> 00:30:40,256 now that we fucked, you can't, because that would be sexual harassment. 596 00:30:41,007 --> 00:30:44,176 -That's how you see me? -Mmm, sort of, yeah. 597 00:30:45,678 --> 00:30:50,057 You think I'm someone who would fire you if you didn't accept my advances? 598 00:30:50,141 --> 00:30:52,685 -That's ridiculous. -Oh, really? Well, what about Jane? 599 00:30:52,769 --> 00:30:55,062 You got all pervy with her and then you fired her. 600 00:30:56,147 --> 00:30:58,608 I fired Jane because she stole from me. 601 00:30:58,691 --> 00:31:01,110 She bought a Birkin bag with my credit card. 602 00:31:02,654 --> 00:31:04,280 Well, what about Melanie? 603 00:31:04,364 --> 00:31:05,948 Melanie was dumb! 604 00:31:06,032 --> 00:31:08,576 She made all of my passwords 1-2-3-4! 605 00:31:08,660 --> 00:31:09,952 My identity was stolen. 606 00:31:11,328 --> 00:31:12,914 Oh... 607 00:31:12,997 --> 00:31:13,998 I didn't know that. 608 00:31:14,081 --> 00:31:15,625 No, you didn't know that. You know why? 609 00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:18,836 Because I was concerned about their reputations. 610 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:22,632 I wanted to have sex with you because I thought that we shared something. 611 00:31:22,715 --> 00:31:25,843 Maybe shared some sort of special connection. 612 00:31:25,927 --> 00:31:29,514 Do you really think that I'm, like, that type of manipulative person? 613 00:31:29,597 --> 00:31:33,100 Do I give off just, like, some kind of fucking awfulness? Huh? 614 00:31:33,184 --> 00:31:34,686 Or are you the awful one? 615 00:31:35,603 --> 00:31:37,730 Can't tell if you're fucking with me right now. 616 00:31:37,814 --> 00:31:40,567 Let me tell you something, okay? I am just a man. 617 00:31:40,650 --> 00:31:43,194 I get up and I talk to people, 618 00:31:43,277 --> 00:31:45,697 and they tell me their problems and I try to give them strategies 619 00:31:45,780 --> 00:31:48,575 to help them make their lives just a little bit better. 620 00:31:48,658 --> 00:31:51,786 That's what I do with my days, huh! 621 00:31:51,869 --> 00:31:54,914 Do you know what it takes to be the type of person 622 00:31:54,997 --> 00:31:58,209 to call somebody for self-help and then they hang up, 623 00:31:58,292 --> 00:31:59,961 and I don't know if they've killed themselves. 624 00:32:00,044 --> 00:32:02,880 I don't know if they're happy now, I don't know shit! 625 00:32:02,964 --> 00:32:07,552 All I know is there is some sort of voice on the other side of the line 626 00:32:07,635 --> 00:32:12,098 that is fucking crazy, that I am, all of a sudden, responsible for! 627 00:32:12,181 --> 00:32:14,058 And I do that. I'm a saint. 628 00:32:14,141 --> 00:32:18,480 I should have my face up on a fucking stained glass window in a goddamn church! 629 00:32:18,563 --> 00:32:20,106 And I'm a Jew! 630 00:32:21,398 --> 00:32:24,318 You know, I don't know if you're familiar with the term "projection," 631 00:32:24,401 --> 00:32:25,612 but I got something to show ya. 632 00:32:25,695 --> 00:32:31,158 It's a little movie called Mickey Has No Idea Who the Fuck I Am! 633 00:32:31,242 --> 00:32:32,619 I don't know why I bother. 634 00:32:32,702 --> 00:32:35,121 I don't know why I fucking bother! 635 00:32:38,458 --> 00:32:40,292 You just really hurt my feelings. 636 00:32:57,226 --> 00:32:59,145 -Susan, hey. -She pass? 637 00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:01,606 Yeah. Yeah, she passed. 638 00:33:01,689 --> 00:33:04,817 Connor? Tell Len and Mary that Arya passed the test. 639 00:33:04,901 --> 00:33:06,819 Oh, also, could you go on to my Paleta account 640 00:33:06,903 --> 00:33:09,614 and make sure that I'm signed up for the plan with the most snacks? 641 00:33:09,697 --> 00:33:11,616 I'm fucking starving every day. 642 00:33:13,409 --> 00:33:17,872 Hey, um, Susan, can I just... talk to you, real quick? 643 00:33:17,955 --> 00:33:19,874 Um, I just... 644 00:33:19,957 --> 00:33:22,794 I wanted to let you know, uh, 'cause I think... 645 00:33:22,877 --> 00:33:28,550 you should know that the, uh, reason Arya passed is because I... 646 00:33:28,633 --> 00:33:30,342 I helped her cheat. 647 00:33:31,427 --> 00:33:32,720 So it's taken care of? 648 00:33:33,638 --> 00:33:37,016 Yeah, it is. It's taken care of and... 649 00:33:37,099 --> 00:33:40,562 I guess I was sort of thinking, you know, since I came through for you, 650 00:33:40,645 --> 00:33:44,190 and helped the show not get shut down, maybe... 651 00:33:44,273 --> 00:33:45,942 you could do me a solid and take a look at this-- 652 00:33:46,025 --> 00:33:48,903 So what you meant was that you were so bad at your job of teaching 653 00:33:48,986 --> 00:33:51,197 that you had to cheat for her. 654 00:33:51,989 --> 00:33:53,866 Uh, yeah. 655 00:33:53,950 --> 00:33:56,869 I mean, I guess, um, you know, it's not really a teaching thing, 656 00:33:56,953 --> 00:33:58,538 it's more she has... 657 00:33:58,621 --> 00:34:02,542 just difficulty learning things and, um, she's under a lot of pressure. 658 00:34:02,625 --> 00:34:03,918 We all are. 659 00:34:04,001 --> 00:34:06,629 Uh, well, you know, she's 12 years old. So... 660 00:34:06,713 --> 00:34:10,216 I wish I was that rich when I was 12. But I was in Baltimore. 661 00:34:10,299 --> 00:34:12,343 -Oh, Baltimore? -Mmm-hmm. 662 00:34:12,426 --> 00:34:16,513 Yeah, I'm from South Dakota, so... I struggled, too. 663 00:34:16,598 --> 00:34:18,099 I mean, I think that's why I work so hard around here-- 664 00:34:18,182 --> 00:34:21,561 Thank you, Gus, for doing your job... 665 00:34:21,644 --> 00:34:23,020 that you get paid to do. 666 00:34:23,688 --> 00:34:25,522 Okay. 667 00:34:25,607 --> 00:34:29,611 Hey, Connor? Uh, see if Liz is around to talk wardrobe. 668 00:34:29,694 --> 00:34:32,196 Don't tell her I'm here, just see if she's around. 669 00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:35,241 -Close that door for me, please. -Uh-huh. 670 00:34:35,324 --> 00:34:36,618 Thank you. 671 00:34:37,744 --> 00:34:40,454 - This is what I do. - Mmm. 672 00:34:40,537 --> 00:34:44,834 This way, the whole tub fills up with syrup and you can just dip into it. 673 00:34:44,917 --> 00:34:46,628 Good idea. 674 00:34:47,629 --> 00:34:49,171 Sometimes it's fun to eat without limits. 675 00:34:49,255 --> 00:34:51,799 I'm just gonna eat this whole thing tonight. 676 00:34:51,883 --> 00:34:55,219 Yeah, I mean, it's not like you can gain ten pounds in one night. 677 00:34:55,302 --> 00:34:57,680 One pound, two pounds max. 678 00:35:03,019 --> 00:35:04,646 Oh, shit, I forgot to text Gus. 679 00:35:08,565 --> 00:35:11,653 See? This isn't hard at all. I could totally drive a car. 680 00:35:20,369 --> 00:35:22,038 Let's go find somewhere where we can go really fast. 681 00:35:22,121 --> 00:35:24,206 Yes! Yeah. 682 00:35:24,290 --> 00:35:25,541 Floor this son of a bitch! 683 00:35:25,625 --> 00:35:28,920 Let's go, come on. Whoo! 684 00:35:29,003 --> 00:35:30,296 - Whoo! - Whoo! 685 00:35:30,379 --> 00:35:32,381 - This is awesome. - Yeah.