1 00:00:14,808 --> 00:00:19,312 Hey, guys. So, uh, what movie we thinking about watching tonight? 2 00:00:19,395 --> 00:00:20,438 What are we gonna tackle? 3 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,982 We got, uh... Perfect Storm, 4 00:00:23,066 --> 00:00:26,360 we got, uh... Unlawful Entry, 5 00:00:26,444 --> 00:00:27,612 Sister Act 2-- 6 00:00:27,696 --> 00:00:29,238 - Sister Act 2! - Yeah, let's do that. 7 00:00:29,322 --> 00:00:30,782 -Sister Act 2. -No, I'm not watching that shit. 8 00:00:30,865 --> 00:00:31,991 -What? -Oh, why? 9 00:00:32,075 --> 00:00:33,326 You already watched it today? 10 00:00:34,493 --> 00:00:36,705 Yes, Mother and I watched it this morning. 11 00:00:36,788 --> 00:00:38,331 --Now it makes sense. 12 00:00:38,414 --> 00:00:41,167 Uh, I got something that's kinda Perfect Storm-ish. 13 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:43,336 - Oh, yeah? - Uh... 14 00:00:48,675 --> 00:00:50,468 - I like that. That's really good. - That's good. 15 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:53,137 Per, per, perfect. 16 00:00:53,221 --> 00:00:55,682 - Okay, yeah. It's like, it's the... - Perfect! 17 00:00:55,765 --> 00:00:57,141 Ah... 18 00:00:57,225 --> 00:01:00,604 ♪ It's the perfect storm ♪ 19 00:01:00,687 --> 00:01:02,814 - Yeah! - And then, it's like... 20 00:01:02,897 --> 00:01:05,775 ♪ It's the pe-pe-pe-pe-perfect storm ♪ 21 00:01:06,985 --> 00:01:08,903 - Perfect Storm it is. 22 00:01:08,987 --> 00:01:09,988 It's good, yeah. 23 00:01:10,071 --> 00:01:11,656 - Ooh, Chris, that's my ax, man. 24 00:01:11,740 --> 00:01:13,658 Oh, shoot. Let me get that real quick. 25 00:01:13,742 --> 00:01:15,493 -Sorry, sorry, sorry. -Ooh, yeah. 26 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:19,163 -Hey, man. -Allan. 27 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:20,539 -Hey, how's it going? -Hey. 28 00:01:20,624 --> 00:01:21,750 Nice to see you. 29 00:01:21,833 --> 00:01:23,793 I hope we're not too loud or anything. 30 00:01:23,877 --> 00:01:25,586 Not at all. That's why I'm here, man. 31 00:01:25,670 --> 00:01:26,671 I heard the music. I go, 32 00:01:26,755 --> 00:01:29,465 "It's the siren song pulling me to your apartment." 33 00:01:29,548 --> 00:01:32,301 Oh, yeah, we just... We get together and we play music 34 00:01:32,385 --> 00:01:33,720 and, uh, we actually... 35 00:01:33,803 --> 00:01:36,180 We write title songs for movies... 36 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:37,598 -Mmm-hmm. -...that don't have one. 37 00:01:37,682 --> 00:01:40,434 That is the dorkiest thing I've ever heard... 38 00:01:40,518 --> 00:01:42,395 - and I love it! Yeah! - Oh. 39 00:01:42,478 --> 00:01:44,605 You care if I pop in for a second and, you know... 40 00:01:44,689 --> 00:01:46,274 do a little... 41 00:01:46,357 --> 00:01:47,901 Oh. Yeah. No, of course. 42 00:01:47,984 --> 00:01:49,736 Yeah, come on in. Get in here. Get in here. 43 00:01:49,819 --> 00:01:51,237 - Yeah. - Get your butt in here. 44 00:01:56,660 --> 00:01:57,744 Hey, everybody. 45 00:01:57,827 --> 00:01:59,120 Hey, guys, this is, uh... 46 00:01:59,203 --> 00:02:00,329 This is Allan. 47 00:02:00,413 --> 00:02:01,998 -He lives in the E-2200s with me. -Hey. 48 00:02:02,081 --> 00:02:03,499 - Hey! - What's up, man? 49 00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:05,710 Uh, I got another part. 50 00:02:05,794 --> 00:02:06,795 Uh... 51 00:02:06,878 --> 00:02:08,546 - Is it the "oh"? 52 00:02:08,630 --> 00:02:10,256 - Oh! 53 00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:11,382 Uh... 54 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:14,844 ♪ Water's lookin' so darky dark ♪ 55 00:02:14,928 --> 00:02:17,847 ♪ Ridin' on a boat with Marky Mark ♪ 56 00:02:17,931 --> 00:02:19,641 --Oh, cool. I like it. 57 00:02:21,893 --> 00:02:23,602 Hey, so are we thinking food or... 58 00:02:23,687 --> 00:02:25,313 -Yeah. -I would eat. Yeah. 59 00:02:25,396 --> 00:02:26,731 - Yeah? - I like food. 60 00:02:26,815 --> 00:02:29,108 There you are. I was about to fire up the hibachi. 61 00:02:29,192 --> 00:02:30,694 Oh, sorry, Mom. 62 00:02:30,777 --> 00:02:32,696 What, do I gotta put a cowbell around your neck? 63 00:02:32,779 --> 00:02:34,155 --That beer looks good. 64 00:02:34,238 --> 00:02:37,200 Hey, guys, uh, this is Frank, also. 65 00:02:37,283 --> 00:02:38,367 - Allan and Frank... - Hey. 66 00:02:38,451 --> 00:02:40,369 - ...they're our buddies. Yeah, yeah. 67 00:02:47,794 --> 00:02:49,879 Hey, I'm ready to go. Do you want me to drive? 68 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:52,757 No, I'll be the designated driver. 69 00:02:52,841 --> 00:02:55,593 I don't need to get sloppy drunk at every party. 70 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:59,055 Oh, I do. No one in Australia stays sober at a party. 71 00:02:59,138 --> 00:03:00,849 We just drink and sing. 72 00:03:00,932 --> 00:03:03,392 ♪ Here's to Bertie She's true blue ♪ 73 00:03:03,476 --> 00:03:05,812 ♪ She's a piss pot Through and through ♪ 74 00:03:05,895 --> 00:03:08,189 ♪ She's a bastard So they say ♪ 75 00:03:08,272 --> 00:03:10,066 ♪ She's gonna go to heaven But she's gone the other way ♪ 76 00:03:10,149 --> 00:03:13,527 ♪ She's going down, down Down, down, down ♪ 77 00:03:13,611 --> 00:03:14,946 Like, you really have to yell it, 'cause it's... 78 00:03:15,029 --> 00:03:16,405 That's when you chug the... 79 00:03:16,489 --> 00:03:18,491 Down, down, down! 80 00:03:18,574 --> 00:03:21,452 -And then you're... you're drunk. -Cool. 81 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:24,914 So, do you think, uh, what I'm wearing is appropriate for a housewarming? 82 00:03:24,998 --> 00:03:26,124 Yeah, you look hot. 83 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:29,753 This is not gonna be some kind of stuffy sit-down dinner. 84 00:03:29,836 --> 00:03:31,129 Shaun is great. 85 00:03:31,212 --> 00:03:34,423 At every single party in our 20s, she flashed her tits at some point. 86 00:03:34,507 --> 00:03:36,092 I'm assuming she has great tits. 87 00:03:36,175 --> 00:03:38,011 Legendary. But she has a kid now, 88 00:03:38,094 --> 00:03:40,179 so I don't know what kind of condition they're in. 89 00:03:40,263 --> 00:03:42,556 I was never a big titty flasher. 90 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:46,269 Oh. I went through a brief phase of that at college. 91 00:03:46,352 --> 00:03:48,229 Pretty much never had a top on. 92 00:03:48,312 --> 00:03:49,355 Hmm. 93 00:03:51,107 --> 00:03:52,859 Should I invite that guy, Gus? 94 00:03:52,942 --> 00:03:54,318 Why, you like him? 95 00:03:54,402 --> 00:03:56,738 No, but I feel like he'd be fun at a party. 96 00:03:56,821 --> 00:03:58,531 Well, I'm excited to meet some new people. 97 00:03:58,614 --> 00:04:00,574 I feel like I've been hanging on you too much. 98 00:04:00,658 --> 00:04:03,286 Like, maybe I've been suffocating you? 99 00:04:03,369 --> 00:04:04,996 No, not at all. 100 00:04:06,039 --> 00:04:08,707 But we should get you some new friends so that doesn't happen. 101 00:04:08,792 --> 00:04:11,252 I definitely, at least, need to meet a guy. 102 00:04:11,335 --> 00:04:13,296 I haven't had sex in over a week. 103 00:04:13,379 --> 00:04:14,713 - Really? 104 00:04:16,883 --> 00:04:18,592 Yeah. 105 00:04:18,676 --> 00:04:22,138 ♪ Based on a book By Sebastian Junger ♪ 106 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:26,225 ♪ The storm is voracious And it has a hunger ♪ 107 00:04:26,309 --> 00:04:29,228 ♪ Hey, Clooney Stop your hollerin' and hootin' ♪ 108 00:04:29,312 --> 00:04:32,523 ♪ And say goodbye to Amal ♪ 109 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:35,944 ♪ Alamuddin ♪ 110 00:04:36,027 --> 00:04:40,698 ♪ It was the perfect storm ♪ 111 00:04:40,782 --> 00:04:44,118 ♪ It was the pe-pe-pe-pe-perfect storm ♪ 112 00:04:44,202 --> 00:04:46,996 ♪ It was the perfect storm ♪ 113 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:49,165 You're a dead man, Clooney! 114 00:04:49,248 --> 00:04:53,336 ♪ It was the perfect storm ♪ 115 00:04:53,419 --> 00:04:56,965 ♪ It was the perfect storm ♪ 116 00:04:57,048 --> 00:05:01,260 ♪ It was the pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe Perfect ♪ 117 00:05:01,344 --> 00:05:04,763 ♪ Pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe Perfect ♪ 118 00:05:04,848 --> 00:05:10,269 ♪ Pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe Perfect storm ♪ 119 00:05:10,353 --> 00:05:11,855 ♪ I said you gotta watch that thunder ♪ 120 00:05:13,022 --> 00:05:15,066 ♪ Oh, it's coming from down under ♪ 121 00:05:15,149 --> 00:05:16,818 ♪ Thunder and lightning ♪ 122 00:05:16,901 --> 00:05:18,277 ♪ Lightning is frightening ♪ 123 00:05:18,361 --> 00:05:21,990 Shit. Guys, can we... 124 00:05:22,073 --> 00:05:25,409 I'm sorry. Can we stop... Can we just stop the... 125 00:05:25,493 --> 00:05:27,661 --Sorry. I'm sorry, guys. Uh... 126 00:05:28,621 --> 00:05:31,499 You know that girl who's, like, been, uh, talking to me 127 00:05:31,582 --> 00:05:32,959 and I don't understand why? 128 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,963 She just invited me to this, like, party thing. 129 00:05:37,046 --> 00:05:38,464 -Right now? -Yeah. 130 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:39,548 Whoa, are you gonna go? 131 00:05:39,632 --> 00:05:41,467 I don't know. Should I? Should I go? 132 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:42,718 Yes. You like her, right? 133 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:44,262 Yeah, I mean, I... 134 00:05:44,345 --> 00:05:45,721 - I like her. It's just, um... - All right. 135 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:46,847 It's gonna be great. This is gonna be... 136 00:05:46,931 --> 00:05:49,017 Everybody's gonna be drinking, there'll be booze. 137 00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:50,309 Everyone'll be loose. It's good. 138 00:05:50,935 --> 00:05:52,395 I gotta say, I'm actually, uh... 139 00:05:52,478 --> 00:05:54,397 I'm feelin' pretty good, you know? 140 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:55,481 She invited me to this party. 141 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:59,527 There's at least some chance that we could be making out tonight. 142 00:05:59,610 --> 00:06:01,654 You want me to go the party with you? Be your wingman? 143 00:06:01,737 --> 00:06:04,991 Aw, you gotta shave that beard before you're a wingman, dude. 144 00:06:05,074 --> 00:06:07,451 Are you kidding me? This guy is the best fucking wingman alive. 145 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:10,121 This whole Dumbledore thing gets him a ton of trim. 146 00:06:10,204 --> 00:06:13,749 - Don't say "trim." - Strange. 147 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:15,501 -No. -Squishy Hall. 148 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:17,670 -Sliz. -Ew! 149 00:06:17,753 --> 00:06:19,047 -Clam shell. -Minge. 150 00:06:19,130 --> 00:06:20,839 -Baby bakery. -Just say "vagina." 151 00:06:20,924 --> 00:06:22,258 -Vajudge. -Vagilli. 152 00:06:22,341 --> 00:06:24,718 You know what? I think I'm gonna go by myself. 153 00:06:24,802 --> 00:06:25,886 -Right on. -That's cool. 154 00:06:25,970 --> 00:06:27,013 - Have fun, man. - All right. 155 00:06:27,096 --> 00:06:28,306 Get the fuck out of here. 156 00:06:28,389 --> 00:06:30,058 -Okay, I hear you, I hear you. -Go. 157 00:06:30,141 --> 00:06:31,309 - Traitor! - Thanks, guys. 158 00:06:31,392 --> 00:06:32,810 --See you, Gus. 159 00:07:48,052 --> 00:07:50,263 Did you hose off the patio furniture? 160 00:07:50,346 --> 00:07:53,807 Jesus fucking Christ. I'll do it now. 161 00:07:53,891 --> 00:07:55,143 I asked you to do it this morning. 162 00:07:55,226 --> 00:07:56,519 -Why didn't you just do it then... -Hello? 163 00:07:56,602 --> 00:07:58,229 ...like I asked, instead of making me stressed out now? 164 00:07:58,312 --> 00:08:00,481 Because I'm the one that went to Whole Foods. 165 00:08:00,564 --> 00:08:03,026 Okay, congratulations. 166 00:08:03,109 --> 00:08:04,110 Daddy went to fucking Whole Foods. 167 00:08:04,193 --> 00:08:05,944 -Wow. You want a fucking prize? -Yes. 168 00:08:06,029 --> 00:08:07,905 There's still bird shit all over the fucking patio chairs. 169 00:08:07,989 --> 00:08:09,282 You want our friends to sit in them all night? 170 00:08:09,365 --> 00:08:10,574 Yes, they love bird shit. 171 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:13,411 -Fuck. Oh, come on. -Hey. Hello... 172 00:08:13,494 --> 00:08:15,246 - Hi. Hello. - Hi. Hi. 173 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:16,705 -I'm Gus. -Who is this? 174 00:08:16,789 --> 00:08:18,457 I'm... I'm a friend of Mickey's. 175 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:19,583 She invited me to the... 176 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:20,876 party. 177 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:23,546 I think I'm just here a little too early, right now, so... 178 00:08:23,629 --> 00:08:25,339 How many people did Mickey invite? 179 00:08:25,423 --> 00:08:28,634 This isn't the kind of thing she can just invite a million people to. 180 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:31,012 You know what, I-- I'm cool just to wait outside 181 00:08:31,095 --> 00:08:32,930 until the party gets going, and then I'll get back in here. 182 00:08:33,014 --> 00:08:35,349 No, man, I'm sorry. I mean, this was just a bad time. 183 00:08:35,433 --> 00:08:36,434 -Come in. -Let me get you a drink. 184 00:08:36,517 --> 00:08:37,851 I'll get him a drink. 185 00:08:37,935 --> 00:08:39,562 You go hose off the patio furniture. 186 00:08:39,645 --> 00:08:41,480 You know what? I can hose off the patio furniture. 187 00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:43,399 -Perfect. That's perfect. -Oh, thank you. 188 00:08:43,482 --> 00:08:44,650 You're so sweet. 189 00:08:44,775 --> 00:08:46,527 -You are like a little angel. -Okay. 190 00:08:46,610 --> 00:08:48,154 - Come on, Russ. - Thank you. 191 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:08,174 Did you get it? 192 00:09:08,257 --> 00:09:09,592 Yeah. 193 00:09:09,675 --> 00:09:10,884 Do you ever get these? 194 00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:12,095 Oh, yeah. 195 00:09:13,054 --> 00:09:14,888 They just keep coming. I'm like The Fly. 196 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,933 Like a sweet Australian fly. 197 00:09:40,831 --> 00:09:41,915 -Really? -Yeah. 198 00:09:41,999 --> 00:09:43,834 I'd love to hear a dubstep from Kurt. 199 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:52,593 -Yes. -Uh, Shaun? 200 00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:53,969 -Hey. -Sorry to interrupt. 201 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:56,180 Um, I was actually wondering about Mickey. 202 00:09:56,264 --> 00:09:59,142 Is she, like, usually a late person or... 203 00:09:59,225 --> 00:10:02,978 Um, like, she's normally either late or she doesn't show up at all. 204 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:05,231 So she's probably not gonna come, 205 00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:07,608 'cause she hasn't come to the last three things that I've had. 206 00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:10,653 Okay. Well, I think I might just wait around here 207 00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:12,238 for a little while longer. 208 00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:14,948 Got a... got a pretty good feeling she's on her way. 209 00:10:15,032 --> 00:10:16,784 --So she should be here any moment. 210 00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:18,786 -Okay. Okay. -Okay. 211 00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:46,522 It's a Band-Aid. 212 00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:49,983 That'll heal all your wounds, inside and out. 213 00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:51,944 - Oh, thanks. It's beautiful. 214 00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:00,828 Hey, man. 215 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,622 Hey, I'm Len. 216 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,416 You wanna come and tattoo something on me? 217 00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:07,835 Oh. No, I don't. 218 00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:09,337 You really want me to? 219 00:11:09,420 --> 00:11:10,796 It's my way of connecting with people. 220 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:13,424 My tattoos represent where I've been, who I've met. 221 00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:14,633 Come on in. Give it a try. 222 00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:15,843 Oh. 223 00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:17,720 You know what? That's actually, uh... 224 00:11:17,803 --> 00:11:19,263 It's pretty cool. I like that. 225 00:11:19,347 --> 00:11:21,098 All right, let's do it. 226 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,182 Okay. 227 00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:24,101 Mickey! 228 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,353 - Oh, my God. 229 00:11:25,436 --> 00:11:27,104 Look at you. You look so hot. 230 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,147 You're like a fucking hot mama. 231 00:11:29,232 --> 00:11:30,441 Thank you. 232 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,025 Oh. This is my roommate, Bertie. 233 00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:34,862 Hi. Thanks so much for inviting me. Your house is gorgeous. 234 00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:37,490 Um, I love your accent. Where are you from? 235 00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:40,409 Oh, she's from Australia, and yes, she has hugged a koala. 236 00:11:40,493 --> 00:11:41,619 It's the first thing I asked her. 237 00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:43,371 Is there anywhere I may get a drink? 238 00:11:43,454 --> 00:11:44,705 Yes, there's a bar set up in the kitchen-- 239 00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:46,707 - Alcohol! 240 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:47,791 I'm just joking. 241 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,960 But I do really need a drink. Nice to meet you. 242 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,712 -Aw. -I really like her. 243 00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:53,256 -She's cute. -She's super cute. 244 00:11:53,339 --> 00:11:55,549 This is like a full-on grown-up's house. 245 00:11:55,633 --> 00:11:56,884 I know. It's super weird, right? 246 00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,802 No, it's great. I'm so proud of you. 247 00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:01,389 You've come such a long way from that one-bedroom in North Hollywood. 248 00:12:01,472 --> 00:12:02,681 You remember those creepy guys next door 249 00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:04,433 who always tried to give us massages? 250 00:12:04,517 --> 00:12:05,643 Oh, God. They were the worst. 251 00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:07,270 Mmm. Did I blow one of them? 252 00:12:07,353 --> 00:12:08,937 You definitely did. 253 00:12:09,021 --> 00:12:11,774 Oh! Some guy you invited is here. 254 00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:12,858 Oh, yeah, Gus. 255 00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:14,902 Yeah. Um, he was the first one here 256 00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:16,737 and Brian made him clean off all of our patio furniture. 257 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,864 -Aw. -Is he your boyfriend? 258 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:20,073 No. God, no. 259 00:12:20,157 --> 00:12:21,784 I just thought he'd be, like, fun at the party. 260 00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:24,995 Uh, yeah. Well, so far he's not. 261 00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:32,670 --All right. All done. 262 00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:34,838 -Done? -All done, yeah. 263 00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:36,340 What do you think, huh? 264 00:12:37,383 --> 00:12:39,051 What's a sarcoma? 265 00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:41,512 Oh, you don't know? Kind of ruins the joke. 266 00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:44,139 Uh, sarcoma's like a form of cancer. 267 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,975 -Cancer? -What? No. 268 00:12:47,059 --> 00:12:48,060 Not like cancer-cancer. 269 00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:51,104 It's, like, malignant tumors, usually, like bone or muscle, or fat-- 270 00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:52,773 That's fucking worse than cancer. 271 00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:54,358 What are you, a fucking idiot? 272 00:12:54,442 --> 00:12:56,402 -No. You told me-- -Are you fucking stupid? 273 00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:58,487 You put... you put fucking cancer on my back? 274 00:12:58,571 --> 00:12:59,572 -You-- Not cancer-- -I should throw you 275 00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:00,781 through the fucking window. 276 00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:03,158 How about you get the fuck away from me? 277 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:05,285 -Len, you said do my personality... -Get away from me. 278 00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:06,537 -...and that's my personality. -Get... 279 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:07,663 I'm a goofball, okay? 280 00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:09,247 You need to get the fuck away from me. 281 00:13:09,332 --> 00:13:10,458 Yeah. Okay. Okay. 282 00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:12,292 -Get the fuck away from me. -Okay, you said... 283 00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:14,837 Well, don't tell somebody to write anything if you don't mean it. 284 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:15,921 Cancer? 285 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:18,215 Great. Yeah, it's on Little Santa Monica... 286 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,967 - Cool. - ...in Beverly Hills. 287 00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:21,051 Mickey? 288 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,637 -Hey. -Hmm. Gussy! 289 00:13:23,721 --> 00:13:25,348 - How's it going? - How are you? 290 00:13:25,431 --> 00:13:28,016 -Good. I'm good. -Oh, I'm so glad you showed. 291 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:30,561 Yeah, it's good. It should be a fun party. Huh? 292 00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:32,355 It's a Shaun party. It's gonna be awesome. 293 00:13:32,438 --> 00:13:34,482 Oh, definitely. We're gonna have a blast. Yeah. 294 00:13:34,565 --> 00:13:37,234 -Have you been here long? -No. No, not too long. 295 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,069 Really? She said you were the first one here. 296 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,071 She did? 297 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:44,116 Oh, I ought to wring her neck. 298 00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:46,410 --Uh, no. Yeah, I was just, uh... 299 00:13:46,494 --> 00:13:48,161 I think I got the time wrong. I don't know. 300 00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:49,372 I said 7:00. 301 00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:53,501 Right. Well, I guess, uh, I thought you said 6:42. 302 00:13:53,584 --> 00:13:57,337 So, in my mind, I was, like, totally, fashionably late. 303 00:13:57,421 --> 00:13:58,464 Can I get you a drink? 304 00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:00,340 I would... Yeah, I'd love a drink. 305 00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:02,385 -You wanna go get one? Cool. -Yeah, sure. 306 00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:05,554 Oh, my God. Is that Dustin? 307 00:14:05,638 --> 00:14:07,473 That's my ex-boyfriend. Fuck. 308 00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:09,307 I gotta go say hi to him. I'll be right back. 309 00:14:09,392 --> 00:14:10,893 Okay. Do what you have to do. 310 00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:12,352 And, uh... 311 00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:16,440 Shit. Shit. Fuck. 312 00:14:16,524 --> 00:14:19,402 Hey, Cori. How's everything going over there? 313 00:14:19,485 --> 00:14:21,570 Good. It's just me and Chris. 314 00:14:21,654 --> 00:14:23,155 Uh, just cleanin' up. 315 00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:24,907 How is the party? 316 00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:27,410 Uh, it's kind of weird. 317 00:14:28,411 --> 00:14:32,373 Everybody here at this party looks like a grown-up version of that movie Kids. 318 00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:34,875 Plus, Mickey showed up late and then she, like, 319 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:37,586 blew me off to go talk to an ex. 320 00:14:37,670 --> 00:14:39,922 And it's like, I just feel... 321 00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:42,340 really stupid right now. 322 00:14:42,425 --> 00:14:43,759 See if he has bread? 323 00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,218 Like, why did I come? 324 00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:47,888 Like, why did I shoot my mouth off to everybody, 325 00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:49,390 like I was gonna make out with her? 326 00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:51,224 That's so fucking stupid. 327 00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:54,186 No one thought you guys were actually gonna make out, anyway, right? 328 00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:56,439 It's just like... I feel like... 329 00:14:56,522 --> 00:14:59,107 I feel like she's sick of me already or something, you know? 330 00:14:59,191 --> 00:15:00,859 It's like, this happens all the time. 331 00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:03,987 It's like, I meet somebody, and then they like me initially, 332 00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:05,448 and then I just, like, fuck it up 333 00:15:05,531 --> 00:15:07,741 and they get tired of me or something, you know? 334 00:15:07,825 --> 00:15:09,242 It's like, you know, 335 00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:13,038 you're, like, my only friend, who, like, grew into liking me, seriously. 336 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,289 That's not true. 337 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:15,833 Okay, that's true. 338 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:18,335 But you were like-- When I met you, you were like... 339 00:15:18,419 --> 00:15:20,128 - You were like... - "Hi, I'm Gus. 340 00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:22,130 What's your major?" 341 00:15:22,214 --> 00:15:23,757 I didn't say that all the time. 342 00:15:23,841 --> 00:15:24,842 Yeah, you did. 343 00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:27,845 You always said that, and everyone called you Major Gus behind your back. 344 00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:30,681 I thought you called me Major Gus, like, you know... 345 00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:34,518 Like, in a David Bowie, Major Tom way, like, 346 00:15:34,602 --> 00:15:38,439 "Ground control to Major Gus" sort of thing. 347 00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:39,732 No. 348 00:15:41,484 --> 00:15:44,319 Uh. Sorry, occupied. 349 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:45,946 Are you in the bathroom? 350 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:47,405 No. Yeah. What? 351 00:15:47,490 --> 00:15:49,533 I think I'm just gonna go home. 352 00:15:49,617 --> 00:15:51,660 It was, like, a huge mistake coming here. 353 00:15:51,744 --> 00:15:52,828 Don't go home. 354 00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:54,872 You went all the way there to talk to her, 355 00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:56,499 so why don't you fucking talk to her? 356 00:15:56,582 --> 00:15:58,709 Why don't you be a man? 357 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,169 Just be a man. You're a man, aren't you? 358 00:16:01,253 --> 00:16:03,672 Okay. Yeah. All right. 359 00:16:03,756 --> 00:16:06,091 -Bye, Cori. -Bye. 360 00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:12,556 You can do this, Gus. 361 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:14,016 You're the man. 362 00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:16,810 You're... like a man. 363 00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:19,813 You're close to being a man. 364 00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:23,859 Fuck you, you piece of shit. 365 00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:28,113 Hey. 366 00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:32,409 Um... that smell was in here before I got in here. 367 00:16:32,493 --> 00:16:34,411 Yeah, you're the man. 368 00:16:34,495 --> 00:16:35,704 You heard me? 369 00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,040 Fuck you. 370 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:42,252 Dustino. 371 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,004 -Hey. -Hey, no, where are you going? 372 00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:46,464 I haven't seen you in forever. Let's hang out. 373 00:16:46,549 --> 00:16:47,675 Why would I wanna do that? 374 00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:50,468 I don't see you for years and suddenly everything is just cool? 375 00:16:50,553 --> 00:16:52,763 What's the problem? We said we were gonna be friends. 376 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,431 Is that how you remember it? 377 00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:55,974 You were awful to me. 378 00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:57,267 No, I wasn't. 379 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,811 You stole my laptop. 380 00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:01,063 Had my family photos on it. I didn't have those backed up. 381 00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:03,566 Are you crazy? I never stole your laptop. 382 00:17:03,649 --> 00:17:06,109 My couch has cigarette burns all over it because of you. 383 00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:07,402 You could've burned down my house. 384 00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:09,572 I have dogs! Did that ever occur to you? 385 00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:11,239 Okay. Okay. 386 00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:13,200 But who cares? It was years ago. 387 00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:14,868 You destroy everything that you touch. 388 00:17:14,952 --> 00:17:17,955 I've spent thousands of dollars on therapy because of you. 389 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,957 Okay. Well, yeah, you did shit to me, too. 390 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,667 It's called being in a relationship. 391 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:24,336 I didn't cheat on you. You cheated on me, though, right? 392 00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:26,379 With Atwater Carl. Big surprise. 393 00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:28,506 You fucking crazy? 394 00:17:28,591 --> 00:17:31,594 Carl was my best guy friend, and you couldn't handle that, 395 00:17:31,677 --> 00:17:33,345 so you're making up all this bullshit. 396 00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:36,557 Can you tell the truth, one time, for once? Please? 397 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:39,184 I am. I am. I swear on my life. 398 00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:44,147 I swear on fucking Shaun's baby's life that I did not cheat on you with Carl. 399 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:45,232 And you know what? 400 00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:47,400 I was really looking forward to seeing you for one second 401 00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:49,194 until you started with all this bullshit. 402 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:51,071 Oh, my God. Just... Whatever. Fuck off. 403 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:26,564 Hey. 404 00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:28,734 Hey. 405 00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:31,444 You're that guy that tattooed Len right after me, huh? 406 00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,571 I did, I did. Did you see that? 407 00:18:33,656 --> 00:18:35,616 What happened? Why'd he flip out? 408 00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:40,495 He had a mole on his back and I tattooed "sarcoma" next to it. 409 00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:43,123 - That's amazing. - He didn't like that, yeah. 410 00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:46,710 Oh, man. That dude needs to lighten the fuck up, right? 411 00:18:46,794 --> 00:18:49,504 I mean, he's got a piece of pizza tattooed on his chest. 412 00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:51,632 I know, right? It's like, "Chill out, dude." 413 00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:55,052 What about you? You got any tattoos? 414 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,054 I do. Just this little guy. 415 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:59,264 Oh. Right there. 416 00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:01,308 Yeah, what is that? A moon, stars? 417 00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:03,143 -Something like that. -Yeah. 418 00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:06,104 Get some horseshoes, clovers, you got all the Lucky Charms, right? 419 00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:07,480 --Oh, yeah. 420 00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:09,858 You've probably heard that, like, five billion times, yeah? 421 00:19:09,942 --> 00:19:11,735 How about you? You have any? 422 00:19:11,819 --> 00:19:14,196 Tattoos? Uh, no. 423 00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:17,741 I'm not really, uh, the kind of guy who could pull off a tattoo, you know? 424 00:19:17,825 --> 00:19:20,160 -Like earrings, ball caps, tattoos. -You could pull it off. 425 00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:21,578 -None of that. -You could pull off some tats-- 426 00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:23,121 Like, just some sleeves. 427 00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:24,331 Oh, some sleeves over here. 428 00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:26,333 Or, like, just, like, "fuck" across your throat. 429 00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:28,626 - Oh. Yeah, maybe. 430 00:19:28,711 --> 00:19:29,962 Maybe, I'll, uh... 431 00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:31,839 I could get one of those, like, teardrop tattoos 432 00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:33,131 for every person I've killed. 433 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:34,925 - That'd be good. - And I've killed a lot. 434 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:37,135 So, I'd have, like, 12 teardrops on my cheek. 435 00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:40,597 Or, like, a little swastika or something on your... 436 00:19:40,681 --> 00:19:42,683 - Maybe. What? - Oh! 437 00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:44,852 -What? -I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. 438 00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:46,103 Why? Do you think I'm Jewish? 439 00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:48,105 Every-- That's okay, everybody thinks I'm Jewish. 440 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,606 I'm not, so I don't care. 441 00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:50,733 -No way. -Yeah. 442 00:19:50,816 --> 00:19:52,275 I mean, I do care. 443 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:55,362 I'm a non-Jewish person who cares about swastikas. 444 00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:58,115 Why don't I go grab a drink 445 00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,868 and think up some cooler tattoo ideas? 446 00:20:00,951 --> 00:20:02,828 - Some non-swastika tattoos. 447 00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:03,954 Yeah, that'd be good. 448 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:05,455 -And come find you. -Yeah, yeah. 449 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,623 -Okay. -Okay. 450 00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:08,125 -I'll see you in a bit. -Okay. 451 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,835 Good. See you around. 452 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:34,067 -Hey. -Hey. 453 00:20:34,151 --> 00:20:35,527 Is this cool? Sorry. 454 00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:36,653 You play? 455 00:20:36,737 --> 00:20:39,697 -Uh, not well. No. -Me, neither. 456 00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:43,076 Actually, I'm pretty good. 457 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,327 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 458 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:45,788 Where's my fucking amp? 459 00:20:45,871 --> 00:20:48,581 I mean, at Jeffrey and my record label alone... 460 00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:50,333 I mean, we've had, like, what, four bosses 461 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,543 -in the past five years? -Yeah. 462 00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:55,255 Four? That must be so confusing. How do you guys keep track of them? 463 00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:56,673 Um... This is bullshit. 464 00:20:56,757 --> 00:20:58,300 -Why are we talking about this? -No, it's not. 465 00:20:58,383 --> 00:20:59,802 It think it's kind of fascinating 466 00:20:59,885 --> 00:21:01,719 - from a sociological standpoint. - Really? 467 00:21:01,804 --> 00:21:04,139 Yeah, okay. What do you do? 468 00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:06,308 I work in, uh, focus group research. 469 00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:08,268 - I moderate focus groups. - That's awesome. 470 00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:09,519 Oh, for, like, movies or... 471 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,230 Yeah, uh, sometimes for movies, mainly for food. 472 00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:13,857 Okay, so you get, like, people to tell you, 473 00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:15,358 like, what chips are the crunchiest? 474 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:17,527 Yes, very perceptive, Jeffrey. 475 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,237 -Give us your spiel. Let's see this. -Oh, okay, uh... 476 00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,990 I'd bring everyone into the room with all the brands, 477 00:21:22,074 --> 00:21:23,992 but then I would turn the labels away from you 478 00:21:24,076 --> 00:21:25,786 - so you're not prejudiced. - Sure. 479 00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:26,912 And then I'd be like, 480 00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:29,706 "So, okay, which tequila tastes best?" 481 00:21:29,790 --> 00:21:31,208 First, try number one. 482 00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:34,211 Drink. 483 00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:36,254 -Okay. -All right, we're doing this, I guess. 484 00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:39,132 Now try number two. 485 00:21:41,969 --> 00:21:43,095 Mmm. 486 00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:44,847 It's... It's one. It's so clear. 487 00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:45,973 -Yeah, I'm one as well. -Mmm-hmm. 488 00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:47,599 Now let's try number three. 489 00:21:47,682 --> 00:21:49,434 -Cheers! -Cheers. 490 00:21:53,814 --> 00:21:55,899 Um, it's one. I have to stay loyal. 491 00:21:55,983 --> 00:21:57,400 No. No, it's three for me. 492 00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:59,069 Three? I love it. 493 00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:00,904 So then I'd ask you some follow-up questions 494 00:22:00,988 --> 00:22:02,155 about how three makes you feel. 495 00:22:02,239 --> 00:22:03,698 So, like, does, uh, 496 00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:07,202 three make you feel like you might do something you might regret later on? 497 00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:09,872 Like, something you wouldn't normally do 498 00:22:09,955 --> 00:22:12,457 in a party full of people with just someone, 499 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,334 - maybe, who you just met? - Uh-huh. 500 00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:15,418 Yeah, I think I might. 501 00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,880 I think I might do something crazy tonight. 502 00:22:17,963 --> 00:22:19,464 - That's great. - Yeah. 503 00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:30,767 Whoo! 504 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,736 ♪ Jet, ooh ♪ 505 00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:44,948 ♪ Jet, ooh ♪ 506 00:22:45,032 --> 00:22:46,074 ♪ Jet! ♪ 507 00:22:46,158 --> 00:22:50,954 ♪ I can almost remember Their funny faces ♪ 508 00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:57,210 ♪ That time you told me That you were going to be marrying soon ♪ 509 00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:01,048 ♪ And Jet ♪ 510 00:23:01,131 --> 00:23:06,553 ♪ I thought the only lonely place was On the moon ♪ 511 00:23:06,636 --> 00:23:10,098 ♪ Jet, ooh ♪ 512 00:23:10,182 --> 00:23:12,892 ♪ Jet, ooh ♪ 513 00:23:12,976 --> 00:23:14,978 -Sounds good. -Thanks. 514 00:23:15,062 --> 00:23:17,064 I didn't even notice you were watchin'. 515 00:23:17,147 --> 00:23:19,983 Uh, I'm gonna grab a smoke. You wanna join? 516 00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:22,485 Uh, you know, we're kind of grooving out here, 517 00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:24,529 so maybe in a couple verses? 518 00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:27,490 Totally. Yeah, totally. 519 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:28,741 -Cool. -What? 520 00:23:28,825 --> 00:23:30,452 -Cool! -Cool. 521 00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:33,413 ♪ And Jet ♪ 522 00:23:33,496 --> 00:23:38,835 ♪ I thought the major Was a lady suffragette ♪ 523 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:42,339 ♪ Jet, ooh ♪ 524 00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:45,300 ♪ Jet, ooh ♪ 525 00:23:45,383 --> 00:23:48,720 ♪ Ah, Mater ♪ 526 00:23:48,803 --> 00:23:52,057 ♪ Want Jet to always love me ♪ 527 00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:55,602 ♪ Ah, Mater ♪ 528 00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:59,272 ♪ Want Jet to always love me ♪ 529 00:23:59,356 --> 00:24:01,524 ♪ Ah, Mater ♪ 530 00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:03,526 Hey, Micks? 531 00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:07,822 Jesus fucking Christ. You're here? 532 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:11,951 This party is like The Christmas Carol. Every guy I've ever dated is here. 533 00:24:12,035 --> 00:24:13,661 That's probably why it's so crowded. 534 00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:16,456 I'm kidding. 535 00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:19,834 What are you doing here? Did Shaun invite you? 536 00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:23,505 No, she Instagrammed a picture of it, and I saw you in the background. 537 00:24:23,588 --> 00:24:25,715 And, uh, I wanted to talk to you, so... 538 00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:27,925 Save your breath, I'm not joining Bliss House. 539 00:24:28,010 --> 00:24:30,345 I'm over that nonsense, all right? That's... that's done. 540 00:24:30,428 --> 00:24:31,554 That was... 541 00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:35,308 That was me trying to fill this God-sized hole that I had. 542 00:24:35,392 --> 00:24:37,435 But then I realized it's not God. 543 00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:39,354 It was... It's a Mickey-sized hole. 544 00:24:39,437 --> 00:24:41,064 Oh, brother. 545 00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:44,984 How long is this fucking jam session gonna go on? 546 00:24:45,068 --> 00:24:46,611 You know, I'm sober. 547 00:24:48,571 --> 00:24:50,323 Quit drinking. I stopped. 548 00:24:50,407 --> 00:24:52,159 Good for you, okay? Bye. 549 00:24:52,242 --> 00:24:54,244 -All right, okay, wait. -What? 550 00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:55,537 What about you? 551 00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:57,539 -You're not sober. -I'm in AA. 552 00:24:57,622 --> 00:25:00,042 You're drinking wine straight out of the bottle right now. 553 00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:01,501 You know what? I'm on my own path. 554 00:25:01,584 --> 00:25:03,586 You worry about your journey, I'll worry about mine. 555 00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:05,505 Okay, uh... I just... 556 00:25:07,549 --> 00:25:09,967 -I want to make love to you sober. -What? 557 00:25:10,052 --> 00:25:12,554 I love you, and I miss you. 558 00:25:12,637 --> 00:25:15,765 And I'm doing this for us. I'm doing this for you. 559 00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:17,225 You're doing this for me? 560 00:25:17,309 --> 00:25:18,476 You don't even fucking know me. 561 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,521 You just wanna fuck me and then go to your mom's house. 562 00:25:21,604 --> 00:25:22,939 You know what? You're this... 563 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:26,318 Oh, you're this cute, pixie, little nice woman, 564 00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:27,402 but you know what? 565 00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:28,736 You're a fucking bitch. 566 00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:31,406 Here's an idea. Why don't you go fuck yourself? 567 00:25:31,489 --> 00:25:33,575 - Hmm? - Hey, Mickey. Guess what? 568 00:25:33,658 --> 00:25:35,452 Atwater Carl confirms. 569 00:25:36,328 --> 00:25:39,414 We fucked! What are you talk-- We fucked, like, three times. 570 00:25:39,497 --> 00:25:41,499 -God, all right. -You know we did, Mick. 571 00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:43,000 By the way, you look super-hot. 572 00:25:43,085 --> 00:25:44,252 Fuck you, Carl. 573 00:25:44,336 --> 00:25:45,503 -What's the matter? -Fuck you! 574 00:25:45,587 --> 00:25:47,380 -He's telling the truth. -Go away! 575 00:25:47,464 --> 00:25:48,506 -Go away! -What's going on here? 576 00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:50,633 -Are we, uh, destroying another soul? -Get the fuck out of here. 577 00:25:50,717 --> 00:25:52,510 -Why are you talking to this whore? -Don't call her a whore. 578 00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:54,429 -I love her. -Hey, buddy, I don't know you, okay? 579 00:25:54,512 --> 00:25:55,888 But I guarantee you she's cheated on you. 580 00:25:55,972 --> 00:25:57,390 What's your fuckin' problem? 581 00:25:57,474 --> 00:25:59,892 What's my fuckin' problem? She is my fuckin' problem. 582 00:25:59,976 --> 00:26:01,978 Well, you're my fucking problem now, dude. 583 00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:05,273 So would you recommend this tequila, or would you highly-- 584 00:26:05,357 --> 00:26:08,193 Highly recommend this tequila. Yeah. 585 00:26:08,276 --> 00:26:10,653 And, like, if an orgy were to break out, 586 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:13,781 would you like for that to be a large-sized orgy 587 00:26:13,865 --> 00:26:16,784 or like, just like, a nice, mid-sized orgy? 588 00:26:16,868 --> 00:26:18,745 Nice, mid-sized. Yeah. 589 00:26:18,828 --> 00:26:20,913 You're really cute when you're drunk, you know? 590 00:26:20,997 --> 00:26:23,125 Obviously, I've never seen you not drunk, but... 591 00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:24,292 You're pretty cute, too. 592 00:26:24,376 --> 00:26:26,169 I'm sorry. What's going on? 593 00:26:27,254 --> 00:26:28,963 Are you pretending to be straight? 594 00:26:29,046 --> 00:26:31,174 Because you weren't pretending to be straight last night. 595 00:26:31,258 --> 00:26:32,717 Oh, my God. 596 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,427 What's happening? 597 00:26:34,511 --> 00:26:36,012 Oh, my God. Fuck you, Daniel. 598 00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:37,972 You know, sexuality's a spectrum, okay? 599 00:26:38,055 --> 00:26:39,974 -And we're not a couple. So... -And you're here. 600 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,644 I'm outta here. Fuck you, man. 601 00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:46,564 - Where's he going? - Fuck. 602 00:26:47,565 --> 00:26:48,691 Sorry. 603 00:26:48,775 --> 00:26:51,319 I don't mind that he has sex with boys. 604 00:26:51,403 --> 00:26:53,655 Mmm, I don't mind, either. 605 00:26:53,738 --> 00:26:54,989 Fuck you. 606 00:26:55,072 --> 00:26:56,408 -I'm trying to fucking help you. -Dude! 607 00:26:56,491 --> 00:26:57,867 - Dude, stop it! - Fucking help me. 608 00:26:57,950 --> 00:26:59,452 You guys are acting like idiots. 609 00:26:59,536 --> 00:27:01,454 -Just fucking-- Just admit it, Mickey. -Okay, fine! 610 00:27:01,538 --> 00:27:03,415 I fucked around on you. But guess what? 611 00:27:03,498 --> 00:27:05,417 There are bigger deals than cheating on your boyfriend 612 00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:07,544 -when you're 28 years old! -You know what troubles me? 613 00:27:07,627 --> 00:27:10,588 Is that you swore on a baby's life that you were telling the truth. 614 00:27:10,672 --> 00:27:12,006 I told you she's a fucking whore! 615 00:27:12,089 --> 00:27:13,800 I told you not to call her that! 616 00:27:13,883 --> 00:27:15,760 Fine, punch each other. I don't give a fuck. 617 00:27:15,843 --> 00:27:17,970 --Oh, shit! 618 00:27:18,054 --> 00:27:19,806 It's like his thumb went right in my eye. 619 00:27:19,889 --> 00:27:21,266 I didn't think that was gonna happen. 620 00:27:21,349 --> 00:27:24,394 If anything, I thought you were gonna beat the shit out of him. 621 00:27:24,477 --> 00:27:26,771 And thank you for defending my honor. 622 00:27:26,854 --> 00:27:28,648 I am the one that called you a whore! 623 00:27:29,316 --> 00:27:31,193 You know what? Fuck you, and fuck you, too. 624 00:27:31,276 --> 00:27:33,361 I can't believe I fucked either one of you. 625 00:27:49,377 --> 00:27:52,797 ♪ It's another weight I made ♪ 626 00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:56,509 ♪ I lifted that weight ♪ 627 00:27:56,593 --> 00:27:57,885 God. 628 00:27:57,969 --> 00:28:00,137 ♪ To the sky ♪ 629 00:28:01,973 --> 00:28:03,057 ♪ I ♪ 630 00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:04,309 Boo! 631 00:28:04,392 --> 00:28:05,477 - Not again. - You suck. 632 00:28:06,603 --> 00:28:10,398 Boo! 633 00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:11,858 Mickey, maybe we should head home now. 634 00:28:11,941 --> 00:28:15,695 No. This-- We need to be fuckin' wild and free, right, guys? 635 00:28:15,778 --> 00:28:17,239 Don't you remember? 636 00:28:17,322 --> 00:28:19,407 The night... the night that fuckin' Elliott Smith died, 637 00:28:19,491 --> 00:28:21,784 Shaun and I did crack and then we went and we banged 638 00:28:21,868 --> 00:28:23,661 on everybody's doors and told them about it. 639 00:28:23,745 --> 00:28:24,871 That was a fuckin' night. 640 00:28:24,954 --> 00:28:27,540 Come on! What the fuck? You're sitting on the floor. 641 00:28:27,624 --> 00:28:30,084 Let's go in there in the pool. Let's go fucking christen the pool. 642 00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:31,294 Let's do it! Fuck! 643 00:28:31,378 --> 00:28:33,170 Christen the pool! 644 00:28:33,255 --> 00:28:35,172 Come on! Alexis, get in the pool. 645 00:28:35,257 --> 00:28:36,716 I can't. I have my phone on me. 646 00:28:36,799 --> 00:28:38,218 -Get in the fuckin' pool. -Hey, not a great idea. 647 00:28:38,301 --> 00:28:40,262 It's cold out and the pool's not heated yet. 648 00:28:40,345 --> 00:28:41,554 What? Who cares? 649 00:28:41,638 --> 00:28:43,598 We once pissed in your mouth in Palm Springs 650 00:28:43,681 --> 00:28:45,475 because Shaun and I dared you. 651 00:28:45,558 --> 00:28:47,101 Can you please stop bringing that up? 652 00:28:47,184 --> 00:28:49,479 By this time of night, we'd all be hookin' up with each other. 653 00:28:49,562 --> 00:28:51,689 The least we can do is get in the pool. 654 00:28:51,814 --> 00:28:53,024 Like, come on. Let's make shit happen. 655 00:28:53,107 --> 00:28:54,942 Fuck the police! 656 00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:57,445 - Yes! 657 00:28:57,529 --> 00:28:59,656 Yes! Dude, it is on! 658 00:28:59,739 --> 00:29:01,241 Shaun, get your tits out. 659 00:29:01,324 --> 00:29:02,742 Please don't. 660 00:29:02,825 --> 00:29:04,577 Whoo! 661 00:29:14,379 --> 00:29:15,963 --Whoa! 662 00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:24,514 We're not dead yet, fuckers! 663 00:29:27,559 --> 00:29:29,561 --Shit. 664 00:29:33,189 --> 00:29:35,775 -I can't... breathe! -It's okay. 665 00:29:35,858 --> 00:29:37,109 - It's okay. 666 00:29:37,193 --> 00:29:39,236 - It's all right. 667 00:29:41,864 --> 00:29:43,325 -It's... like... -It's all right. 668 00:29:43,408 --> 00:29:47,704 It's like somebody body-slammed my stomach. 669 00:29:47,787 --> 00:29:50,790 - Oh, my God. - It's okay. 670 00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:54,419 Okay. 671 00:29:54,502 --> 00:29:55,795 It's getting better. 672 00:29:57,004 --> 00:29:59,924 Yeah, see? Everything's okay. 673 00:30:03,094 --> 00:30:05,930 I just... I just wanted to have fun. 674 00:30:06,013 --> 00:30:09,058 Aw. And you did have fun. 675 00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:10,852 You just got, um, you know... 676 00:30:10,935 --> 00:30:12,895 - super injured. 677 00:30:19,444 --> 00:30:21,321 Are you all right? 678 00:30:21,404 --> 00:30:24,073 You really smashed into the water. 679 00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:26,158 -Yeah. Aw. -I'll take care of you. 680 00:30:26,242 --> 00:30:28,536 -Hi, Gus. -Hey, Bertie. 681 00:30:32,123 --> 00:30:35,335 You guys are like my parents, but... nicer. 682 00:30:36,503 --> 00:30:38,087 Hey, you know what? 683 00:30:39,922 --> 00:30:43,885 You are the nicest, sweetest, most caring people I know. 684 00:30:43,968 --> 00:30:45,720 You guys should go on a date. 685 00:30:46,429 --> 00:30:49,724 You would make such a good couple. 686 00:30:51,225 --> 00:30:52,226 - Mmm... - Uh...