1 00:00:08,092 --> 00:00:13,014 What the fuck was that? Fuckin'-- What the... 2 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:17,351 --Ugh. Ooh. 3 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:26,736 - Hello? - Hey. Sorry if that was strange. 4 00:00:26,820 --> 00:00:31,074 Uh, yeah. I mean, it was super crazy, but, uh... 5 00:00:31,157 --> 00:00:32,742 good crazy, I guess. 6 00:00:32,826 --> 00:00:34,786 -Oh, you liked it? -Yeah. 7 00:00:36,580 --> 00:00:40,542 Well, we should hang out. What's your week look like? 8 00:00:40,625 --> 00:00:44,295 Yeah, um... Well, I work tomorrow, 9 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:46,255 but I don't really have anything the day after. 10 00:00:46,339 --> 00:00:48,507 I mean, I do, but I'd have to move stuff around, 11 00:00:48,592 --> 00:00:50,509 so maybe, like, Thursday. 12 00:00:50,594 --> 00:00:51,886 What about tomorrow night? 13 00:00:51,970 --> 00:00:53,638 Yeah. Uh... 14 00:00:53,722 --> 00:00:57,308 No, I got like a night shoot thing, 15 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:59,936 so I wouldn't really be able to meet up until, like, midnight-ish. 16 00:01:00,019 --> 00:01:01,980 I'll be up midnight-ish. 17 00:01:02,897 --> 00:01:06,275 Okay... I guess I'm just thinking out loud here, 18 00:01:06,359 --> 00:01:09,028 is that like a weird time for a proper date? 19 00:01:09,112 --> 00:01:14,408 Just, like, call me whenever you're done with work and we'll just hang out. 20 00:01:14,492 --> 00:01:16,327 Uh... great. 21 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:20,832 Well, uh... Let's do a midnight-ish hang then, huh? 22 00:01:20,915 --> 00:01:22,792 -Okay, bye. -Bye. 23 00:02:18,556 --> 00:02:23,061 We kissed and then she was like, "Do you wanna meet tonight at midnight?" 24 00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:25,354 So that has to be, like, a booty call, right? 25 00:02:25,438 --> 00:02:26,731 Something's different about you, man. 26 00:02:26,815 --> 00:02:28,983 Like, you got a whole new swag to you or something, man. 27 00:02:29,067 --> 00:02:31,360 It's your glasses. Where your glasses at, dude? 28 00:02:31,444 --> 00:02:32,737 No glasses. Contacts day. 29 00:02:32,821 --> 00:02:33,822 All right. Okay. 30 00:02:33,905 --> 00:02:35,865 -Well, welcome back, confident Gus! -Yeah. 31 00:02:35,949 --> 00:02:37,616 Haven't seen this dude in, like, two weeks. 32 00:02:37,701 --> 00:02:39,786 -I know it's been a while, huh? -Yeah, man. 33 00:02:39,869 --> 00:02:41,579 Got to admit, I got a little pep in my step. 34 00:02:41,663 --> 00:02:42,872 -I see those moves, man. -See that step? 35 00:02:42,956 --> 00:02:45,416 -I see those, killer! Get down. -Yeah, totally, man. 36 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:48,127 Cruikshank, from way downtown! 37 00:02:48,211 --> 00:02:49,253 Oops! 38 00:02:49,337 --> 00:02:51,756 Can't buy a bucket! 39 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:54,008 Sorry, didn't mean to do that. 40 00:02:54,092 --> 00:02:56,010 I got... Thanks. 41 00:02:56,094 --> 00:02:57,971 -What's up? -Hey, yo, Wyatt! 42 00:02:58,054 --> 00:02:59,305 Get at that hummus, dog. 43 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:01,557 -Pine nuts on top, very jiggy. -Mmm. 44 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:03,852 Hey, Wyatt, uh, so the Lakers won last night, 45 00:03:03,935 --> 00:03:04,936 I was thinkin' of ya. 46 00:03:05,895 --> 00:03:07,814 You were thinking of me? That's cute. 47 00:03:07,897 --> 00:03:10,775 -Oh, like, 'cause you like the Lakers... -Uh-huh. 48 00:03:10,859 --> 00:03:12,276 ...and then I saw the Lakers won, so... 49 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,028 Lot of people like the Lakers, bro. 50 00:03:14,112 --> 00:03:15,113 - Hey, Wyatt. - Yeah. 51 00:03:15,196 --> 00:03:17,073 You know Gus here wrote a Witchita script, right? 52 00:03:17,156 --> 00:03:19,700 You did? He did? You wrote a Witchita spec? 53 00:03:19,784 --> 00:03:22,787 -Yeah, for, like, fun. But, uh... -Don't listen to him, don't listen to him. 54 00:03:22,871 --> 00:03:25,289 Not for fun. For, like, to get a job. 55 00:03:25,373 --> 00:03:26,665 You wanna be a writer? I didn't know that. 56 00:03:26,750 --> 00:03:28,126 Would you wanna read it, or... 57 00:03:28,209 --> 00:03:30,044 You can send it to me. I'll try to read it. 58 00:03:30,128 --> 00:03:31,337 -I can take a look. -You know what? I actually... 59 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:32,839 -I got a hard copy. -Oh. 60 00:03:32,922 --> 00:03:35,717 Yeah. Ah. Yeah! 61 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:36,843 You're like a boy scout. 62 00:03:36,926 --> 00:03:38,344 Hey! I was a boy scout. 63 00:03:38,427 --> 00:03:40,429 Hey! That's so cool. 64 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:44,642 Well, now that everybody's finally here, we can start the meeting. 65 00:03:44,726 --> 00:03:47,561 - Great. - So, is there any outstanding business? 66 00:03:48,229 --> 00:03:51,357 - Yeah, I have a couple small things. 67 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,567 But, uh, the main problem is 68 00:03:53,651 --> 00:03:57,864 we are just not getting good calls from our listeners. 69 00:03:57,947 --> 00:04:00,491 I don't know why. So, what I suggest is 70 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:04,578 we start employing some of those in-house, not 100% real calls... 71 00:04:04,662 --> 00:04:05,914 I don't think we should be doing that. 72 00:04:05,997 --> 00:04:07,290 I just think it's unethical 73 00:04:07,373 --> 00:04:10,126 and some of the listeners would be upset if they knew calls were faked. 74 00:04:10,209 --> 00:04:13,671 People don't care if the calls are real. They care if the advice is real. 75 00:04:13,755 --> 00:04:15,840 You see that, right there? That poster? 76 00:04:16,758 --> 00:04:20,219 The show is called Heart Work with Dr. Greg, okay? 77 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:21,763 Just make the calls. 78 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:46,871 Hey, Britney, what is new in the world of wardrobe? 79 00:04:46,955 --> 00:04:48,873 -Hey, Gus. -Hey, I don't know if you noticed, 80 00:04:48,957 --> 00:04:51,500 but they kinda got the AC cranked on in there and I'm a little chilly. 81 00:04:51,584 --> 00:04:52,919 Do you mind if I borrow a jacket? 82 00:04:53,002 --> 00:04:55,088 Sure, but don't spill any food on it. 83 00:04:55,171 --> 00:04:56,755 -Oh, no, I won't. -Here. 84 00:04:57,841 --> 00:05:00,259 Oh. You know what? Uh, I kind of like this one. 85 00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:03,805 I think it'd be a little warmer, too. Mind if I wear this bad Larry? 86 00:05:03,888 --> 00:05:05,598 -Sure. -Yeah? Great. 87 00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:07,141 -Here you go. -Thanks. 88 00:05:07,225 --> 00:05:09,894 -Don't let anything happen to it! -Oh, of course not. 89 00:05:09,978 --> 00:05:13,982 Ooh! Yeah, I like this. Feel like Indiana Jones. 90 00:05:14,065 --> 00:05:15,483 Be careful with it. 91 00:05:15,566 --> 00:05:17,776 - Right, thank you! Oop, hey. - Easy. 92 00:05:18,611 --> 00:05:20,864 I worked with Chace Crawford on this stupid thing. 93 00:05:20,947 --> 00:05:23,908 He said that on Gossip Girl their trailers were, like, super trife. 94 00:05:23,992 --> 00:05:27,786 That's so not surprising. Warner Brothers is the fucking worst. 95 00:05:27,871 --> 00:05:28,913 Like, I don't even know why-- 96 00:05:28,997 --> 00:05:30,206 They just don't know how to treat their actors. 97 00:05:30,289 --> 00:05:31,290 Yeah, they don't. 98 00:05:31,374 --> 00:05:32,625 Okay, okay, guys. Come on. 99 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:34,543 We're getting off track. Way off track. 100 00:05:34,627 --> 00:05:35,794 So don't let me regret that I said 101 00:05:35,879 --> 00:05:37,796 you didn't have to sit in your seats today, all right? 102 00:05:37,881 --> 00:05:39,715 -Mmm-hmm. -Keep it loose, 103 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:41,592 but we gotta focus, all right? 104 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:45,179 All right, what do we got here? "Mitosis." 105 00:05:45,263 --> 00:05:47,390 Jacob, what's mitosis? Lookin' at you, buddy. 106 00:05:47,473 --> 00:05:52,395 It's a cell and then it splits and then they're, like, exactly the same. 107 00:05:52,478 --> 00:05:54,397 Perfect. 108 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:57,233 Couldn't have asked for a better definition myself. That was good, yeah. 109 00:05:57,316 --> 00:06:00,153 You seem like you're in a really good mood today. Am I wrong? 110 00:06:00,236 --> 00:06:01,570 - Do I? - Yeah. 111 00:06:01,654 --> 00:06:02,780 - Yeah, super good mood. - Yeah. 112 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:03,864 Do I seem, like, in a good mood? 113 00:06:03,948 --> 00:06:05,408 - Like really happy. - Yeah, like-- 114 00:06:05,491 --> 00:06:06,700 I guess so. I guess I'm in a good mood. 115 00:06:06,784 --> 00:06:08,619 Good for you, man. What's going on? 116 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,371 Uh... nothing. 117 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:12,957 I shouldn't get into it. It's kind of personal. 118 00:06:13,041 --> 00:06:14,208 -Hey, come on. Yeah. -Come on. 119 00:06:14,292 --> 00:06:16,627 - We're all friends here. Get into it! - Yeah! 120 00:06:17,336 --> 00:06:19,422 -I'm meeting a girl tonight. -Oh-ho! 121 00:06:19,505 --> 00:06:21,715 -Meeting a girl. -Oh! Player! 122 00:06:21,799 --> 00:06:24,260 - Getting that time in. - Yeah, wear a condom, Mr. C. 123 00:06:24,343 --> 00:06:27,138 All right. Now I regret telling you guys. 124 00:06:27,931 --> 00:06:32,435 I bought her the dog because she... 125 00:06:32,518 --> 00:06:35,688 Well, man, I can't remember, is this before-- 126 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:37,898 This must be before I met her parents. 127 00:06:37,982 --> 00:06:39,650 I should've brought this up at the beginning of the story. 128 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:43,196 So anyway, she travels a lot for work 129 00:06:43,279 --> 00:06:49,118 and this has become a thing lately where I was willing to let it go and say, 130 00:06:49,202 --> 00:06:51,162 "All right, it's a one-time thing." 131 00:06:51,245 --> 00:06:56,292 Uh, but then, the other week, she went to Atlanta, 132 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:58,419 and I'm just at home trying to-- 133 00:06:58,502 --> 00:07:01,422 Gotta cut you off there, caller, so sorry about that. 134 00:07:01,505 --> 00:07:03,841 Thanks so much for sharing, very intense stuff. 135 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:07,595 We'll be right back on Heart Work, this is Dr. Greg Colter. 136 00:07:13,142 --> 00:07:14,643 Mickey! 137 00:07:14,727 --> 00:07:17,563 God! Dr. Greg, please don't make me do this. 138 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:18,689 These calls suck, 139 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:22,110 and I'm sure you have plenty of fucked up experiences to draw from. 140 00:07:22,193 --> 00:07:23,611 Or make shit up. I don't care. 141 00:07:23,694 --> 00:07:24,695 Fine. 142 00:07:26,655 --> 00:07:30,326 Welcome back to Heart Work, we have Mindy on the line. 143 00:07:30,409 --> 00:07:31,494 Mindy, what's happening? 144 00:07:31,577 --> 00:07:36,624 Hi, Dr. Greg. Long time, first time. I'm a 48-year-old, never-married woman. 145 00:07:36,707 --> 00:07:41,212 I am a huge fan. Like, if you had a book, I would sleep with it under my pillow. 146 00:07:43,714 --> 00:07:45,174 I'm just wondering with relationships, 147 00:07:45,258 --> 00:07:47,135 how do you know if they're gonna be good or bad? 148 00:07:47,218 --> 00:07:49,262 Okay, can you be more specific? 149 00:07:49,345 --> 00:07:53,099 Well, I'm in a new relationship with this guy. 150 00:07:53,182 --> 00:07:58,187 Okay, surely there must be something more interesting about your situation. 151 00:07:58,271 --> 00:07:59,272 How did it all start? 152 00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:02,608 Well... 153 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:06,737 he went on a date with my roommate and before he could leave, 154 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:09,657 I grabbed him in his car and started making out with him. 155 00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:11,325 Wow. 156 00:08:11,409 --> 00:08:14,287 That's a powerful initiating move. 157 00:08:14,370 --> 00:08:16,164 I have... 158 00:08:16,247 --> 00:08:19,000 let's just call them impulse control issues. 159 00:08:19,083 --> 00:08:21,210 Uh, alcohol and whatnot, so I just wanna make sure 160 00:08:21,294 --> 00:08:22,795 they don't affect this new relationship. 161 00:08:22,878 --> 00:08:25,423 Okay. Are you in some sort of a program? 162 00:08:26,090 --> 00:08:30,678 Yeah, AA. But, like, yesterday I told everybody I was sober when I'm not. 163 00:08:30,761 --> 00:08:33,806 Careful. If you make your sobriety into a joke, 164 00:08:33,889 --> 00:08:36,684 then it's your life that becomes the punch line. 165 00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:39,728 Mmm-hmm. I don't-- 166 00:08:39,812 --> 00:08:41,772 I don't understand. So what's the problem then? 167 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:44,150 Well, she's not, I mean, she's not a person, you know? 168 00:08:44,233 --> 00:08:45,818 You need to-- But she can understand. 169 00:08:45,901 --> 00:08:48,029 Like, you need to talk to her when you feed her. Hey, one sec. 170 00:08:48,112 --> 00:08:49,822 Hi! Gus? Hi. 171 00:08:49,905 --> 00:08:50,906 I'll call you back. 172 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:52,033 Hi. Heidi. 173 00:08:52,116 --> 00:08:53,451 -Heidi, yeah. -Yeah. 174 00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:55,786 We met like four episodes ago, or something. 175 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,955 -Oh, yeah, yeah. I remember you. -Yeah, I play Elise on the show. 176 00:08:58,039 --> 00:09:00,916 - Elise, the cousin. - Or so we think. 177 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:04,087 Oh. Are you not-- Did they change it? 178 00:09:04,170 --> 00:09:05,713 -Is that something new that's happening? -Oh, no. 179 00:09:05,796 --> 00:09:08,466 I'm just being silly, that's-- They didn't change it. 180 00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:09,675 -I'm the cousin. -Oh. Okay. 181 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:11,885 -Yeah. -I was like, "Oh, spoiler!" 182 00:09:11,969 --> 00:09:15,306 Yeah, I think, um, this actually might be my last episode. 183 00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:16,640 -Oh, really? -Yeah. 184 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:18,559 -Oh, that's crazy. -I know. 185 00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:22,063 Well, I don't know. My contract's for four and, like, they might ask me back, but... 186 00:09:22,146 --> 00:09:24,357 Do they hate me? I feel like they hate me. 187 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:26,609 -Oh, no, no, no, no. No. -No? 188 00:09:26,692 --> 00:09:27,943 Hey, the first few months I was here, 189 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:30,446 I thought everybody thought I was a huge dork. 190 00:09:30,529 --> 00:09:33,782 - Oh! - Yeah. They were wrong. 191 00:09:33,866 --> 00:09:34,950 You showed them. 192 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:36,535 No, you know honestly, with this show, 193 00:09:36,619 --> 00:09:38,871 it's kinda like everybody keeps their heads down 194 00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:40,081 -and focuses on their own work. -Right. 195 00:09:40,164 --> 00:09:43,041 -Sure. -I know it can feel like people hate you, 196 00:09:43,126 --> 00:09:44,460 -but no, they don't. No. -Yeah, okay. 197 00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:47,213 The only time you should worry is if they cut your line. 198 00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:49,090 Or if they kill you. 199 00:09:49,173 --> 00:09:51,384 - Not you. Your character, yeah. - Not me. 200 00:09:51,467 --> 00:09:53,761 Hmm, yeah, that's probably true. I hope. 201 00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:55,179 --Yeah, yeah, yeah. 202 00:09:55,263 --> 00:09:58,932 -Um, well, thank you. -Oh, of course. Yeah, cool. 203 00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:01,227 Um, well, I guess I will see you... 204 00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:03,604 at the gathering of the coven! 205 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:05,648 - Ooh, okay. 206 00:10:05,731 --> 00:10:07,441 -I'm not gonna, like, do it like that. -Of course. 207 00:10:07,525 --> 00:10:09,402 -Cool. Okay, bye-bye. -But, yeah, okay. Bye! 208 00:10:10,403 --> 00:10:12,696 Just a hunch here, Mindy. 209 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:16,325 Do you substitute quick, casual sex for real intimacy, 210 00:10:16,409 --> 00:10:18,661 just because it's the easier thing to do? 211 00:10:18,744 --> 00:10:22,706 Maybe with friends and associates, or even people you work with? 212 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:25,793 Yeah, you could say that. 213 00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:28,129 But I'm trying not to do that with this new guy. 214 00:10:28,212 --> 00:10:31,215 Well, do me a favor and give me this new guy's number, 215 00:10:31,299 --> 00:10:35,594 so that I can call him and tell him to run away as fast as he can. 216 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,221 Ha, ha! Okay. 217 00:10:37,305 --> 00:10:39,890 I'm not joking, Mindy. I'm telling you this for your own good. 218 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:44,937 You're not going to find yourself magically in some non-toxic relationship, 219 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:47,606 unless you face your other demons first. 220 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:49,192 Yeah, but that's what I'm doing. 221 00:10:49,275 --> 00:10:50,359 I've seen the pattern. 222 00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:55,698 Sex, instead of what I like to call "real courtship." 223 00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:58,033 You are bingeing on this new guy. 224 00:10:58,116 --> 00:10:59,910 Now, people think that you can only binge on food, 225 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,496 but that's not true. You can binge on other people, too. 226 00:11:02,580 --> 00:11:05,166 And then before you know it... 227 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:11,880 What's that? 228 00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:17,386 That was you. Melting down. Exploding. 229 00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:22,015 Now I feel like you're exaggerating, or just picking on me. 230 00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:27,938 I'm not. I just need you to understand that whether it is food, or drugs, 231 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,899 or some new guy, whose got your heart all aflutter, 232 00:11:30,983 --> 00:11:34,820 they all lead to the same things as an addict. 233 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:38,282 Jails, institutions and death. 234 00:11:38,366 --> 00:11:39,450 Fuck this. 235 00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:43,078 These are harsh words, Mindy, but you gotta hear 'em. 236 00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:45,414 Thank you for your call. 237 00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:49,001 Next up on the line, we've got Georgio. 238 00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:50,586 Georgio, what's happening? 239 00:11:50,669 --> 00:11:52,004 Hey, Dr. Greg. 240 00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:55,299 So, I was dating a woman for a couple years and, uh... 241 00:11:55,383 --> 00:11:59,387 we broke it off and five months in, now we're still having sex, constantly. 242 00:11:59,470 --> 00:12:02,306 You know, uh... more than we ever had before and, um, 243 00:12:02,390 --> 00:12:04,182 basically, what I'm trying to say is... 244 00:12:04,267 --> 00:12:05,768 I think I'm in love with her mom. 245 00:12:06,477 --> 00:12:07,645 Wow! 246 00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:10,939 Didn't see that one coming, Georgio. Thank you for surprising me. 247 00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:21,992 Hey, lady. 248 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,412 Hey. Just a heads up, some stuff came up at work 249 00:12:24,495 --> 00:12:27,247 and it might be kind of tough for me to, uh, meet up tonight. 250 00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:31,084 Oh. Uh... okay. 251 00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:34,129 Um... what's up? 252 00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:35,506 Is everything okay, or... 253 00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,425 Yeah, no. Uh, everything's fine. 254 00:12:37,508 --> 00:12:39,677 Um, can we just play it by ear? 255 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:42,971 Yeah. Yeah, sure. Sure, um... 256 00:12:44,682 --> 00:12:46,559 Is something wrong, or... 257 00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:48,436 You know, it's... 258 00:12:52,064 --> 00:12:55,776 It's just, I-- Oh, I'm so sorry. I gotta go. I'm late for a meeting. 259 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:58,321 I'll call you later, okay? Bye. 260 00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:02,282 Are you still there? The signal... 261 00:13:39,570 --> 00:13:41,655 -Hey, Wyatt. -Hey, man. 262 00:13:41,739 --> 00:13:45,826 Hey, um, I was actually thinking about it and you don't need to read my script. 263 00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:48,245 I know you're a busy guy. And I'm just having second thoughts. 264 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,664 Oh, I read the first, like, ten pages already. 265 00:13:50,748 --> 00:13:52,375 -Oh, you did! -Yeah, kid, you did good. 266 00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:53,959 -Oh, you're gonna sit down? -Oh. Awesome. 267 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:56,962 Yeah. So what'd you think? Are they, like, okay, or... 268 00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:59,382 -So, there's good stuff in there. -Okay. 269 00:13:59,465 --> 00:14:00,508 A couple of big thoughts. 270 00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:03,802 One is that the witchcraft has to feel real. 271 00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:05,763 -Right. -And like Susan Cheryl always says, like, 272 00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:08,223 "If you were a witch, what would you do?" So make it more... 273 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:10,225 -a little more character-based. -Right. That's a good note. 274 00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:11,727 -The dialogue... -Uh-huh. 275 00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,061 -Forget the dialogue for a second. -Sure, sure. 276 00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:14,813 -Another important thing is that... -Mmm-hmm. 277 00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:18,401 ...we need a big thing on Witchita to happen every three pages. 278 00:14:18,484 --> 00:14:19,902 That's a Susan Cheryl mantra. 279 00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:21,570 -So, a twist, a turn. -Every three pages. 280 00:14:21,654 --> 00:14:23,155 -Yeah, something big. -Uh-huh, uh-huh. 281 00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:25,991 Um, I don't want this to seem like I'm just shitting on your script. 282 00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:28,869 Oh, my God, I just appreciate you reading it. 283 00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:29,953 -You know? -Oh, you're welcome. 284 00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:31,455 -Or part of it. Yeah. -Yeah. Totally. Um, for sure. 285 00:14:31,539 --> 00:14:35,292 And, you know, 'cause I'm not... like, a real writer, 286 00:14:35,376 --> 00:14:37,002 -you know? I just wanted to try. -Right. 287 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:38,921 Or thought it'd be fun or interesting to try. 288 00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:40,088 Yeah. No, we all start somewhere. 289 00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:41,799 -Yeah. Yeah. -So, for sure. 290 00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:44,552 Um, they are about to rehearse the bedroom scene, 291 00:14:44,635 --> 00:14:46,136 and I wanna get over there to look at that. 292 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,931 Really? Man, they haven't even started shooting the bedroom scene? 293 00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:52,184 No. Stuff got pushed. 294 00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:53,811 I thought we were supposed to be done at midnight. 295 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,730 Do you have somewhere to be at midnight tonight? 296 00:14:56,814 --> 00:15:00,901 Oh, um... I'm not sure, actually. But... 297 00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:02,653 -Okay. Um, good talk. -Okay. 298 00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:03,946 -Yeah, great talk. -I gotta get over here. 299 00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:05,280 I thought that was, like, a great talk. 300 00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:07,157 Cool. Yeah, no. That's awesome. 301 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,076 Hey, sorry. We need that jacket back. 302 00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:11,078 What? Why? 303 00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:12,996 You shooting a scene with it or something, or... 304 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,665 -No. -Well... 305 00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:17,710 can't I keep wearing it? Just let me wear it a little longer. 306 00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:20,337 -Don't forget. -I won't. 307 00:15:20,421 --> 00:15:21,630 Everyone does. 308 00:15:21,714 --> 00:15:23,674 -I know, but I won't. -You promise? 309 00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:27,344 Yeah, just look for the guy in the brown leather coat and that's me. 310 00:15:27,428 --> 00:15:28,512 -Okay, I will. -Okay. 311 00:15:31,557 --> 00:15:33,016 Two nights ago, 312 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:36,019 I touched the first piece of white pussy I've touched in at least six years! 313 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,813 - Atta boy! Mmm! - Hey! But, like, no-- 314 00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:40,483 I feel like it's prejudiced... It's racist to high five you about it. 315 00:15:40,566 --> 00:15:43,360 No, it's not! It's just that ever since I was young, like, 316 00:15:43,444 --> 00:15:45,112 black girls like me, white girls don't like me. 317 00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:46,864 Frankly, I can't believe anyone likes you. 318 00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:48,699 --I'm surprised anyone fucks you. 319 00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:50,117 --Oh, there he is! 320 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,202 - Ah! - Oh! My dicklickers! 321 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,662 Come on, come on, man, bring it in. 322 00:15:53,746 --> 00:15:54,830 -Bring it in. -How you doin', lil' dicklicker? 323 00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:56,289 -What's up, buddy? -Come on, bring it in. 324 00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:58,584 -How you feeling, man? -Not ideal, not ideal. 325 00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:02,420 I mean, I don't have anybody to hang out with except you fools. 326 00:16:02,505 --> 00:16:05,466 So if that gives you any indication of where I'm at. 327 00:16:05,549 --> 00:16:07,342 Hey, I know you. 328 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:08,886 Oh... 329 00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:10,137 I don't know you. 330 00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:12,640 What is your name, you gorgeous little Nazi princess? 331 00:16:12,723 --> 00:16:13,724 Mickey. 332 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,684 Wait, you don't fucking know Mickey? She's the fucking shit. 333 00:16:15,768 --> 00:16:16,769 Yes, she is. 334 00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:19,897 Whoa, what's that hair thing? 335 00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:23,817 - All right. To us! - Cheers! 336 00:16:23,901 --> 00:16:26,987 - To fucking us. - To us! And cancer! 337 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,572 Whoa! Yeah. 338 00:16:30,616 --> 00:16:32,826 Let's talk DNA. 339 00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:37,414 Okay, so DNA is just, uh, how life happens. 340 00:16:37,498 --> 00:16:40,083 So, no big deal. Um... 341 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:43,837 Aidan, come on. No cell phones, man. You know that. Put it away. 342 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,257 So DNA is, um... 343 00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:49,092 Wait, is that... 344 00:16:50,803 --> 00:16:53,013 Is that my phone? Do you have my phone? 345 00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:55,432 What do you got there, man? Like, how did you-- What? 346 00:16:55,516 --> 00:16:56,934 --You can't just leave it on the desk. 347 00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:58,018 -Oh, my God! -Yeah! 348 00:16:58,101 --> 00:16:59,937 How do you not have it password protected? 349 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:03,524 'Cause I'm from South Dakota, okay? We don't lock things. 350 00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:05,651 Does Mickey know you're from South Dakota? 351 00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:06,944 I bet she does. 352 00:17:07,945 --> 00:17:10,656 Did I send-- What did you text? 353 00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:13,867 "I'm hard AF just thinking about tonight." 354 00:17:13,951 --> 00:17:15,994 -Come on, man. -Calm down, he's doing you a favor. 355 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,370 Girls love that shit. 356 00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:19,331 No, they don't. Do they? 357 00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:20,916 Well, it's-- 358 00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:22,292 Don't answer that. 359 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,294 Normally, I'd be into it, 360 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,130 but he's kind of dorky, so it's surprising. 361 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:32,094 Oh. Now he's a "hard AF" dork. 362 00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,846 -"Hard AF"? -"Hard as fuck." 363 00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:38,350 That's dorky. That's... No, that's sexy. 364 00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:42,479 Guys, that's not cool, okay? What you did isn't cool. 365 00:17:42,563 --> 00:17:44,022 Wait, did she write back yet? 366 00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:46,066 No, she hasn't. 367 00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:48,569 Oh, the only thing I see is something that she wrote beforehand 368 00:17:48,652 --> 00:17:50,362 that I didn't even see. Uh... 369 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:54,032 "Poss on." 370 00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,701 What does that mean? Don't... 371 00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:58,621 Okay. Fine. 372 00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:03,000 Why are you so mad? I was only trying to help. 373 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:06,169 Okay, you know what, guys? Can we all just stop talking? 374 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,964 Please? Thank you. 375 00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:25,188 -Oh, wait, he's texting. -What? 376 00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:26,398 What's he saying? What's he saying? 377 00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:27,941 Oh, almost. Nothin'. 378 00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:29,317 What do you think he was gonna send? 379 00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:31,486 Probably a picture of his tight little butthole. 380 00:18:32,655 --> 00:18:34,782 Just was afraid to pull the trigger. 381 00:18:34,865 --> 00:18:37,951 The hot sauce, you had it out here. It's gone. 382 00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:40,453 - Where the fuck did you meet him? - Can I get, um... uh, cilantro? 383 00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:41,997 Cilantro? There's no cilantro? 384 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,082 -No, there's nothing here! -Look, look. 385 00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:45,959 No, I found some, I found some. 386 00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:48,837 --Oh, you found some? What you doing? 387 00:18:48,921 --> 00:18:51,799 - I'm looking for the hot sauce. - Ah! 388 00:18:51,882 --> 00:18:53,175 - I feel bad! - I need to plug my phone. 389 00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:54,677 I need to plug my phone in. 390 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,429 - Oh! 391 00:18:58,639 --> 00:19:01,684 No plug there, señor, I'm sorry. 392 00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:02,893 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 393 00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:05,603 - Come on, Andy! - What are you doing? 394 00:19:05,688 --> 00:19:06,897 - Let go. - Get--. 395 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:09,733 I just am gonna plug the thing in. 396 00:19:09,817 --> 00:19:11,985 -That's embarrassing. -There's a plug right there. 397 00:19:12,069 --> 00:19:13,696 I'm gonna plug it in for five seconds. 398 00:19:13,779 --> 00:19:15,698 - Five seconds. - He's your friend, dude. 399 00:19:15,781 --> 00:19:17,199 - Where are you-- Oh, fuck! - Oh, fuck! 400 00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:19,242 You can't come in, sir! 401 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:20,786 - I don't want trouble. - Andy, Andy... 402 00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:22,412 I just want a little juice. 403 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,081 Just give me five minutes. 404 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,791 Hey, I'm in the taco... 405 00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,542 - Wait, wait. - Take a picture real quick. 406 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:28,711 -Take a picture. -One, two, three. 407 00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:30,462 Smile! 408 00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:34,842 You smoke that pole like Bette Davis. 409 00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:39,054 But you don't have her crooked eyes. 410 00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:43,266 You got-- 411 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,269 Now you look like Bette Davis. 412 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:48,271 - Bette Davis! 413 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:56,780 Where's Doobie? 414 00:19:56,864 --> 00:19:59,532 What-- I'm here. Doobie's gone. 415 00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:01,284 Gone? Why is he gone? It's so early. 416 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:02,995 You know... Why is that such a shitty thing? 417 00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:04,162 It's only 12:25. 418 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:06,456 - So what? Where's lover boy? 419 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,291 Wait, I-- You were meeting up with him. 420 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,127 Guess he's still at work. Fuck, I don't know. 421 00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:11,712 Have you heard of ayahuasca? 422 00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:13,505 Yes. Do you have some? 423 00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:15,924 No, but I have the next best thing. 424 00:20:16,008 --> 00:20:17,009 What? 425 00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:22,973 -Two black buttons? -Oh, oh. 426 00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:28,186 Oh, yeah. No, it's not-- 427 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:29,604 -What is that shit? -Sassafras. 428 00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:31,189 That's basically ecstasy. 429 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,441 No, it's the... 430 00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:35,903 Okay, maybe. But it... it's organic. 431 00:20:35,986 --> 00:20:38,530 They make it from... They make it from sassafras roots. 432 00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:40,198 -Oh, really? -Yeah. 433 00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:42,492 We could go to a safe place. I know a safe place. 434 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,369 -Okay, where? -LA subway. 435 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:46,538 -Fuck, no! No! -No. No, no! 436 00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:50,458 At this time of night there's nobody there and it's beautiful mosaic tile. 437 00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:52,419 We'll see things. We'll see our future. 438 00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:55,630 -Let's take it and then we'll be sober. -All right, fuck it. 439 00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:58,175 - I'm gonna empty it onto my tongue. 440 00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:04,389 Ew. 441 00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:12,064 You're not gonna feel it right away. 442 00:21:17,194 --> 00:21:18,236 Come on! 443 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,905 You get the tickets. I gotta text. 444 00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:21,907 Well, hurry up, you harlot! 445 00:21:27,579 --> 00:21:30,207 -Oh! -Oh... shit! 446 00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:33,043 Oh, fuck! 447 00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:40,217 Oh, my God, are these the brightest lights ever? 448 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:43,761 No, that's the... that's the drugs kicking in. 449 00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:47,557 You know, I-- Maybe not. I-- That's the thing about drugs. 450 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,643 I can never tell if this is just my normal level of paranoia. 451 00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:53,897 'Cause look at her, she's like... She just looked right at me. 452 00:21:53,981 --> 00:21:57,275 Can I make an announcement to pe-- everybody? 453 00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:59,069 Basically, we're on drugs, 454 00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:02,114 and it would help us if nobody looked at us. 455 00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:05,408 Oh! Margaret? 456 00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:06,493 Margaret. 457 00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:09,246 - Oh, my God, it's Margaret. - Do you know that woman? 458 00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:12,875 Oh, my God. 459 00:22:12,958 --> 00:22:14,960 This is my nanny from when I was... 460 00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:16,044 Margaret? 461 00:22:23,093 --> 00:22:25,512 I'm just more comfortable with somebody I know. 462 00:22:26,638 --> 00:22:28,932 I just feel more comfortable with her right now. 463 00:22:29,016 --> 00:22:32,644 -This is Margaret, she's my nanny. -Andy. Who are we going to meet? 464 00:22:32,727 --> 00:22:33,728 Roger. 465 00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:37,274 He's a cute guy that works at a... at a sake bar. 466 00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:40,152 And... But he, uh... If anybody asks, he's my cousin. 467 00:22:40,235 --> 00:22:41,653 -Okay. -He's my cousin. 468 00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:43,947 My kissing cousin. 469 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:47,825 'Cause we kiss each other... 470 00:22:47,910 --> 00:22:49,036 on the privates. 471 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:53,665 Is that funny? You're making me paranoid. 472 00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:55,833 Where are we getting off this train? 473 00:22:55,918 --> 00:22:58,336 DTLA. That's... 474 00:22:58,420 --> 00:22:59,879 Do you know what that stands for? 475 00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:01,048 -Yeah. -What? 476 00:23:01,131 --> 00:23:04,301 -Downtown Los Angeles. -Town El Os Angellel... 477 00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:06,094 -Valley! -Mmm, yes. 478 00:23:06,178 --> 00:23:08,346 -What? -Valley. 479 00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:10,933 Oh, she's saying we're having a valley, 'cause the drugs. 480 00:23:11,016 --> 00:23:12,809 The drugs give you peaks and valleys. 481 00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:15,020 No, she's saying we're going to the Valley. 482 00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:17,480 We got on the wrong train. 483 00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:19,274 I told you! I told you that we had to get on the Blue Line. 484 00:23:19,357 --> 00:23:20,858 That's not my job! 485 00:23:20,943 --> 00:23:25,113 I told you, I told you, I told you! You're such a stupid, stupid bitch. 486 00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:28,075 - She's talking to you. 487 00:23:59,106 --> 00:24:01,024 Oh, my God, we're still going. 488 00:24:01,108 --> 00:24:02,275 Where? 489 00:24:04,069 --> 00:24:05,820 My eyes are so dry. 490 00:24:05,903 --> 00:24:08,991 We're gonna be there soon, I know it. Uh, this-- You know what? I'm sober. 491 00:24:09,074 --> 00:24:11,368 This is taking so long, I'm... Why did we do this? 492 00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:15,038 This is insane. I thought the LA subway was eight blocks long. 493 00:24:15,122 --> 00:24:16,664 I'm over it. 494 00:24:16,748 --> 00:24:17,957 Over it. 495 00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:20,335 I wanna be home. I wanna be in bed. 496 00:24:21,336 --> 00:24:23,796 My stomach hurts, my eyes are dry as fuck. 497 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,923 No! No, Andy, Andy. Andy. 498 00:24:26,008 --> 00:24:28,010 Oh, my God, that's like Clockwork Orange. 499 00:24:28,093 --> 00:24:30,512 - Oh, God, that feels so good. - Oh, shit... 500 00:24:30,595 --> 00:24:33,765 Oh, God. I swear to God, I thought my eyes were like raisins. 501 00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:38,061 I don't know what kind of deal with the devil you've made, 502 00:24:38,145 --> 00:24:39,521 but we know what we saw. 503 00:24:39,604 --> 00:24:41,314 If I thought you had the courage to tell anyone, 504 00:24:41,398 --> 00:24:42,732 I might actually be afraid. 505 00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:44,859 We must deny these accusations. 506 00:24:44,942 --> 00:24:46,903 - Okay, okay, hold it there. - That's a cut. 507 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:49,572 Yeah! Great take. 508 00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:50,740 Good job. 509 00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:51,866 I think that was the one, right? 510 00:24:51,949 --> 00:24:53,076 Heidi, I actually... Can I talk to you-- 511 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:54,244 - That was rehearsal. - Yeah. 512 00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:55,412 Yep, sorry. 513 00:24:56,621 --> 00:24:58,748 Um... I think it's great. 514 00:24:58,831 --> 00:24:59,832 -Mmm-hmm. -Um, this, uh... 515 00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:03,920 "We must deny these accusations" line is just, it's not working for me. 516 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:06,256 -Calm down. -Okay. Cool, it's cool. 517 00:25:08,883 --> 00:25:10,843 Sorry I'm not jaded. 518 00:25:13,638 --> 00:25:14,639 Okay, did you get that? 519 00:25:14,722 --> 00:25:17,684 You're gonna go right into your line after her line. 520 00:25:17,767 --> 00:25:19,519 Her line's been cut. She's not gonna say anything there. 521 00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:20,937 - Not at all. - I could do something. 522 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:23,731 No, no, no. It's fine. Just go right back to your mark there. 523 00:25:27,527 --> 00:25:28,528 We're wasting time now. 524 00:25:28,611 --> 00:25:29,904 Just cut it now. It's fine. 525 00:25:29,987 --> 00:25:31,823 Yeah, I just did. 526 00:25:32,365 --> 00:25:37,495 Have you ever been punched in the face so hard that you shit your pants? 527 00:25:39,331 --> 00:25:41,040 -No. -I have. 528 00:25:41,124 --> 00:25:42,417 What happened? 529 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:45,628 I met these two black girls 530 00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:49,841 and we went down to, like, South Central. 531 00:25:49,924 --> 00:25:52,260 I went in their car. They picked up another guy. 532 00:25:52,344 --> 00:25:53,636 We kept going. 533 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:57,349 And then I got punched in the face... 534 00:25:57,432 --> 00:25:58,808 the side of my face, 535 00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:03,771 so hard that... I shit my pants. 536 00:26:06,233 --> 00:26:10,027 Every-- Every bad choice I've made, it's drinking. 537 00:26:10,112 --> 00:26:12,864 Everything I've lost, drinking. 538 00:26:12,947 --> 00:26:16,159 I got that Vince Vaughn movie. I was right there. 539 00:26:16,243 --> 00:26:19,579 I thought he was sober and we went out, and he's not. 540 00:26:19,662 --> 00:26:21,414 -Mmm-hmm. -And we drank. 541 00:26:21,498 --> 00:26:25,460 And then I... I blacked out, but I know it wasn't good. 542 00:26:25,543 --> 00:26:27,044 I probably got gropey. 543 00:26:27,129 --> 00:26:29,547 I don't want to do this anymore. 544 00:26:29,631 --> 00:26:33,218 God, I was doing good! You know, I had 14 months. 545 00:26:34,136 --> 00:26:37,139 It just so sucks when you gotta reset that app. 546 00:26:37,222 --> 00:26:38,515 Do you have one of those apps? 547 00:26:38,598 --> 00:26:39,807 Oh, the sobriety app? 548 00:26:39,891 --> 00:26:41,393 -Yeah, I know. -Yeah. 549 00:26:41,476 --> 00:26:45,980 I got scared. This dude's, like, nice and... 550 00:26:46,063 --> 00:26:49,609 funny, and sweet, and... 551 00:26:49,692 --> 00:26:51,944 I'm just, like, this piece of shit. 552 00:26:52,028 --> 00:26:54,322 And I just wanted to save him from me. 553 00:26:55,490 --> 00:26:57,409 But that's bullshit, I was just scared. 554 00:26:58,410 --> 00:27:02,372 Well... we'll just reset our apps. 555 00:27:02,455 --> 00:27:03,456 - You know? 556 00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:13,758 It's-- It's gonna be okay. 557 00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:18,555 Maybe we didn't do enough sassafras. 558 00:27:23,059 --> 00:27:25,270 Hey, Evan, how are we doing on time right now? 559 00:27:25,353 --> 00:27:28,105 Gus, not now. Those kids got plenty of trailer time today. 560 00:27:28,190 --> 00:27:29,899 No, I just-- I meant-- Uh... 561 00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:31,734 Like, when are we getting out of here? 562 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:33,820 That dude's a dick, man. Don't even worry about him. 563 00:27:33,903 --> 00:27:36,614 Yeah, I don't know. How did I go wrong with Mickey, you know? 564 00:27:36,698 --> 00:27:37,699 Is she mad at me? 565 00:27:37,782 --> 00:27:40,452 It's like I feel like I lost her somehow, and I don't know why. 566 00:27:40,535 --> 00:27:42,662 Dude, I don't even know where the left turn came, man. 567 00:27:42,745 --> 00:27:46,123 I would say at the beginning of this day, you had a 90% chance of getting pussy. 568 00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:48,084 I thought it was gonna rain pussy on you tonight. 569 00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:52,214 Now it's more like 100% chance of me, like, jacking off. 570 00:27:52,297 --> 00:27:53,965 -Yes. That is for sure, man. -Yeah. 571 00:27:54,048 --> 00:27:56,634 Well, thank you for the real talk. 572 00:27:56,718 --> 00:27:58,135 I appreciate it, seriously. 573 00:27:58,220 --> 00:28:00,012 No problem, Gus. Stop texting that girl. 574 00:28:00,096 --> 00:28:02,098 Okay. I'm done. 575 00:28:04,892 --> 00:28:07,395 -He doesn't know what anything looks like. -I know 576 00:28:07,479 --> 00:28:09,146 Look at this monologue. 577 00:28:09,231 --> 00:28:10,815 It's, like, a whole page of text. 578 00:28:10,898 --> 00:28:12,024 - That's ridiculous. - I was like, 579 00:28:12,108 --> 00:28:13,360 "Are you fucking kidding me?" 580 00:28:15,987 --> 00:28:17,154 -Hey, hey. -Hey. 581 00:28:17,239 --> 00:28:18,573 Could I talk to you for just a second? 582 00:28:18,656 --> 00:28:19,699 Yeah, what's up? 583 00:28:19,782 --> 00:28:23,035 So you know how you said, um, if they cut one of my lines, I should worry? 584 00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:25,413 -Mmm-hmm. -Well, they just cut my first line, 585 00:28:25,497 --> 00:28:28,541 -so, like, I guess I'm off the show. -Oh! That sucks. 586 00:28:28,625 --> 00:28:29,626 I know. 587 00:28:29,709 --> 00:28:33,129 You know what? Fuck that. Fuck these guys. 588 00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:34,381 -I know. -You know? 589 00:28:34,464 --> 00:28:35,507 Fuck these guys. 590 00:28:35,590 --> 00:28:36,674 Do you wanna make an impression? 591 00:28:36,758 --> 00:28:38,468 Yeah, I-- Yeah. 592 00:28:38,551 --> 00:28:41,263 Mmm. You should do something big. 593 00:28:41,346 --> 00:28:42,389 Like-- Wait, what? 594 00:28:42,472 --> 00:28:43,473 -Yeah. -Like? 595 00:28:43,556 --> 00:28:45,057 I mean, that's, like, all anybody talks about here, 596 00:28:45,141 --> 00:28:46,309 is, like, doing something big. 597 00:28:46,393 --> 00:28:47,602 You know, Susan says that all the time. 598 00:28:47,685 --> 00:28:50,980 She's like, "Every three pages something huge should happen," you know? 599 00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:52,064 Oh, okay. 600 00:28:52,148 --> 00:28:54,025 So, you should do that. Like, in your scene. 601 00:28:54,108 --> 00:28:55,277 -Just do something. -Okay. 602 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:58,112 -You know, improv something. -Okay, you think that's gonna work? 603 00:28:58,195 --> 00:28:59,196 -Yeah! -Okay. 604 00:28:59,281 --> 00:29:01,032 I mean, why wouldn't it, right? What do you got to lose? 605 00:29:01,115 --> 00:29:02,992 - Yeah, I mean... - Just say, "Fuck it!" 606 00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:04,076 -Okay. -Go ballistic. 607 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,037 -Yeah, fuck it. Okay. -Just go crazy. 608 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,121 -All right. Yeah! -You know? 609 00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:08,331 -I could do that. -Just throw it out there. 610 00:29:08,415 --> 00:29:10,458 -Just throw it in their faces. -Okay. 611 00:29:10,542 --> 00:29:12,126 -Okay. -Will do! 612 00:29:12,209 --> 00:29:15,046 Okay. In their faces-- Okay. Okay. 613 00:29:17,507 --> 00:29:19,426 Could you not hover? 614 00:29:19,509 --> 00:29:20,510 -Oh, I'm sorry. Am I? -Yeah. 615 00:29:20,593 --> 00:29:21,594 You gotta give us, like, three feet, dude. 616 00:29:21,678 --> 00:29:22,679 I can hear you breathing in my ear. 617 00:29:22,762 --> 00:29:23,763 It's really fucking distracting. 618 00:29:23,846 --> 00:29:24,847 This isn't a bus. How about over here? 619 00:29:24,931 --> 00:29:25,932 I'm watching. I just-- I like the show. 620 00:29:26,015 --> 00:29:27,016 Let's watch from right over here, please. 621 00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:28,518 -Okay. All right. -Thank you. 622 00:29:28,601 --> 00:29:29,602 Okay, call it. 623 00:29:29,686 --> 00:29:31,313 And... action! 624 00:29:31,896 --> 00:29:33,856 I don't know what kind of deal with the devil you made, 625 00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:35,567 but we know what we saw! 626 00:29:35,650 --> 00:29:37,777 If I believed you actually had the courage to tell someone, 627 00:29:37,860 --> 00:29:39,446 then I might actually be afraid. 628 00:29:39,529 --> 00:29:42,949 Ain't no regular girl able to kill a man like that with her own mind. 629 00:29:43,032 --> 00:29:44,992 I think you two is witches. 630 00:29:45,076 --> 00:29:49,456 You have no idea who we are! 631 00:29:50,748 --> 00:29:51,916 What the fuck? 632 00:29:51,999 --> 00:29:54,919 And I'm pregnant! 633 00:29:55,002 --> 00:29:56,003 Hold it! Jesus! 634 00:29:56,087 --> 00:29:57,839 Cut, cut, cut! And hold positions. 635 00:29:57,922 --> 00:29:59,131 Nobody move. We have broken glass. 636 00:29:59,215 --> 00:30:00,216 Are you guys okay? 637 00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:01,301 - Yeah. - Yeah. 638 00:30:01,384 --> 00:30:02,385 I'm so sorry. I just-- I thought maybe 639 00:30:02,469 --> 00:30:04,429 we should do something, like, a little bigger that time. 640 00:30:04,512 --> 00:30:05,930 It's okay. That was cool. 641 00:30:06,013 --> 00:30:07,557 Okay, let's get this cleaned up carefully. 642 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,058 - You guys cannot move. - Okay. 643 00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:11,728 Obviously she can't be that big, but, uh... 644 00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:13,438 -Yeah. -...that kind of played, right? 645 00:30:13,521 --> 00:30:15,398 Yeah, I like that character going dark. 646 00:30:15,482 --> 00:30:17,317 -Actually, it works for us. -Right. 647 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:18,693 You know where we could use her? 648 00:30:18,776 --> 00:30:20,820 We could use her in the graveyard scene with Arya. 649 00:30:20,903 --> 00:30:22,572 -Oh, yeah. That makes sense. -Yeah. 650 00:30:22,655 --> 00:30:23,865 It does. 651 00:30:23,948 --> 00:30:25,199 -Yeah, she can't be pregnant, though. -Yeah. 652 00:30:25,282 --> 00:30:27,785 Yeah, no. Fuck that. She ain't pregnant. 653 00:30:27,869 --> 00:30:29,662 Oh, fuck. You know what? 654 00:30:29,746 --> 00:30:32,582 She could be the one to light the school on fire in the finale. 655 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:35,167 I like that. 656 00:30:35,251 --> 00:30:37,337 Uh, Heidi. Um... 657 00:30:37,420 --> 00:30:38,421 That was really unprofessional. 658 00:30:38,505 --> 00:30:39,756 -I'm so sorry. -Okay, don't ever do that again. 659 00:30:39,839 --> 00:30:40,840 I will not-- I-- 660 00:30:40,923 --> 00:30:41,966 -Ever. -Ever. 661 00:30:42,049 --> 00:30:43,510 -Okay? You lost your mind there a bit. -Okay. 662 00:30:43,593 --> 00:30:46,429 But we need you to do it one more time, just so we have it clean and wide. 663 00:30:46,513 --> 00:30:49,140 -Yeah, you got it. Mmm-hmm. -Okay. Back to one, witches! 664 00:30:50,266 --> 00:30:52,018 Can we get playback here, on this monitor? 665 00:30:52,101 --> 00:30:53,227 Get playback in monitor D, please. 666 00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:54,854 So we know what the fuck we're doing, please. 667 00:30:54,937 --> 00:30:56,939 It's supposed to be the biggest turkey drumsticks 668 00:30:57,023 --> 00:30:58,400 of any Renaissance festival around here, so-- 669 00:30:58,483 --> 00:30:59,484 - Wow. - It should be fun. 670 00:30:59,567 --> 00:31:00,568 I don't know if you're-- But anyway, 671 00:31:00,652 --> 00:31:02,612 they are thinking about adding you to the call sheet tomorrow, 672 00:31:02,695 --> 00:31:04,656 so, if you could be on stand-by, that would be great. 673 00:31:04,739 --> 00:31:06,115 -Sure! Thank you. -Cool. 674 00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:08,117 -Hopefully we'll see you soon. -Yeah, have a good night. 675 00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:10,412 - Hey! - Hi! Oh, my... 676 00:31:10,495 --> 00:31:12,997 -Oh, my God. -Oh, my God, thank you. 677 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:14,666 - Yeah! No, of course. 678 00:31:14,749 --> 00:31:15,833 I'm glad it worked out. 679 00:31:15,917 --> 00:31:17,835 -Yeah. -And that you didn't kill anybody. 680 00:31:17,919 --> 00:31:19,295 - I know! I know! 681 00:31:19,379 --> 00:31:21,255 -Yay, me! -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 682 00:31:21,338 --> 00:31:22,339 Oh, wow. 683 00:31:22,424 --> 00:31:23,758 -Um... Yeah. -That was amazing. 684 00:31:23,841 --> 00:31:27,637 I think, um, they're actually talking about adding me to another episode. 685 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:30,932 -Oh, wow! That's cool. -I think. It's so crazy. 686 00:31:31,015 --> 00:31:33,059 Um, do you wanna get a drink? 687 00:31:33,142 --> 00:31:36,604 Um... Uh, I actually already have plans... 688 00:31:36,688 --> 00:31:38,355 -Oh, okay. -...for tonight. 689 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,692 - Oh! Okay. - So, yeah... No, no, no. 690 00:31:40,775 --> 00:31:42,402 -It's so late. Okay. -Yeah. Yeah, uh... 691 00:31:42,485 --> 00:31:43,945 Couldn't-- Can't flake out. 692 00:31:44,028 --> 00:31:45,947 I guess I'll see you, uh, the next time I shoot? 693 00:31:46,030 --> 00:31:48,032 Yes! That's right. 694 00:31:48,115 --> 00:31:49,951 -Yeah, definitely. Definitely, okay. -Same time, same place. 695 00:31:50,034 --> 00:31:51,744 -Well, probably a different time. -All right. 696 00:31:51,828 --> 00:31:52,995 You know that. 697 00:31:53,079 --> 00:31:55,247 -Okay. -All right. Gotta run. Okay. 698 00:31:57,417 --> 00:32:00,002 Dude, I'm, like, really glad that we met. 699 00:32:00,086 --> 00:32:02,254 But I am never doing this again. 700 00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:04,716 Well, I might. 701 00:32:05,883 --> 00:32:07,427 Um, what about meetings? 702 00:32:07,510 --> 00:32:08,553 What meetings do you go to? 703 00:32:08,636 --> 00:32:11,222 I usually go to that one in the church on Hillhurst. 704 00:32:12,849 --> 00:32:17,770 There's one tomorrow at, uh, the YMCA. Sunset and Alvarado. 705 00:32:17,854 --> 00:32:19,063 You wanna meet there? Noon. Tomorrow. 706 00:32:19,146 --> 00:32:20,356 -Yeah, I could do that. -You wanna meet there? 707 00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:21,483 -Mmm-hmm. -Yeah? 708 00:32:21,566 --> 00:32:23,192 Jesus, what the fuck do I do now? 709 00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:25,987 Just get an Uber. Go home and go to sleep. 710 00:32:26,070 --> 00:32:28,030 No, I-- 711 00:32:28,114 --> 00:32:29,156 Okay. 712 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,242 Hey, how 'bout, uh... you want to share an Uber and... 713 00:32:33,745 --> 00:32:35,538 ...come to my place, crash out? 714 00:32:37,624 --> 00:32:40,877 How about we share an Uber, and go to your place, crash out? 715 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:41,961 It's not gonna happen. 716 00:32:42,044 --> 00:32:43,379 No, I'm not saying it's gonna, I'm just-- Okay. 717 00:32:43,463 --> 00:32:45,339 -Oh, shit. -Oh, you got reception finally? 718 00:32:45,422 --> 00:32:46,423 Look at all these texts. 719 00:32:46,508 --> 00:32:48,009 What-- Who is it? Can I get a ride? 720 00:32:48,092 --> 00:32:49,426 That dude, Gus. 721 00:32:50,344 --> 00:32:52,346 - Maybe he can give us a ride. 722 00:33:07,361 --> 00:33:08,655 I really did have a good time. 723 00:33:08,738 --> 00:33:09,739 - Me, too. - Okay. 724 00:33:09,822 --> 00:33:10,865 All right, I'll see you tomorrow. 725 00:33:10,948 --> 00:33:12,033 Yeah. Thanks, baby. 726 00:33:12,116 --> 00:33:13,826 - Bye! - Bye! 727 00:33:42,647 --> 00:33:45,357 - Hey. - Hey. I'm so sorry about everything. 728 00:33:45,441 --> 00:33:46,568 No, I'm sorry. 729 00:33:46,651 --> 00:33:49,904 Like, I was in this bar, and I had no reception, 730 00:33:49,987 --> 00:33:52,574 and I'm just now walking home. 731 00:33:52,657 --> 00:33:54,491 No, no, no. It's cool. 732 00:33:54,576 --> 00:33:56,994 I'm-- I'm sorry. I felt like I was the one who was... 733 00:33:58,204 --> 00:33:59,205 fucking up. 734 00:33:59,288 --> 00:34:01,833 I guess we're both fuck-ups. So it's cool. 735 00:34:01,916 --> 00:34:05,587 If you do wanna try this again-- You don't have to, but I do, uh... 736 00:34:05,670 --> 00:34:08,590 Maybe we should pick an earlier time, like 7:00? 737 00:34:08,673 --> 00:34:13,177 Oh, 7:00? That's not, um... that's not too proper for you or anything, or... 738 00:34:14,345 --> 00:34:15,930 Fuck it, I mean, I'll do 6:00. 739 00:34:16,013 --> 00:34:19,308 - Oh, yeah? - Hey, I'll do 5:00. 740 00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:21,102 Hey, make it 4:00, bitch! 741 00:34:21,185 --> 00:34:24,146 Uh, yeah, let's do 4:00 then. 742 00:34:24,230 --> 00:34:26,774 -All right. Good night, Gus. -Bye.