1 00:00:05,799 --> 00:00:07,967 And, uh, remember, Kristen... 2 00:00:08,051 --> 00:00:10,011 you're not just gaining a husband, 3 00:00:10,094 --> 00:00:14,140 you're also getting a beer cap collection from over 20 years. 4 00:00:15,517 --> 00:00:20,647 But, uh, if I can be serious for a moment, uh, Kristen, Dennis, uh... 5 00:00:20,730 --> 00:00:23,733 I just wanna say you're one of those couples that give me hope. 6 00:00:23,817 --> 00:00:28,572 'Cause you make me realize that, um, people really are meant for each other, 7 00:00:28,655 --> 00:00:31,490 and it is possible to find true love. 8 00:00:31,575 --> 00:00:32,576 Aw... 9 00:00:32,659 --> 00:00:33,702 Let's hear it for Dennis and Kristen, huh? 10 00:00:39,498 --> 00:00:40,667 Hello? 11 00:00:40,750 --> 00:00:42,711 I'm spinning out. Can you talk? 12 00:00:42,794 --> 00:00:44,170 -What? -I hope it's not too early. 13 00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:45,714 I... I assumed you'd be awake. 14 00:00:45,797 --> 00:00:48,675 Why the fuck would I be awake? It's fucking 4:00 a.m. 15 00:00:48,758 --> 00:00:51,552 I think I left things in a really weird place with Gus last night. 16 00:00:51,636 --> 00:00:54,222 I think I fucked it up. His friends were there. They all hated me. 17 00:00:54,305 --> 00:00:57,601 There was this other girl there, and I think I left it in a bad place, 18 00:00:57,684 --> 00:00:58,935 but I know if I could just see him 19 00:00:59,018 --> 00:01:00,812 and I could talk to him, then I could fix it. 20 00:01:01,730 --> 00:01:03,356 -Mickey. -Yeah? 21 00:01:03,439 --> 00:01:05,942 This sounds exactly like the shit you did with Leo. 22 00:01:06,025 --> 00:01:08,027 No, no, no, no. Please. That was so different. 23 00:01:08,111 --> 00:01:10,822 I was in college and I was nuts. This... no. 24 00:01:10,905 --> 00:01:14,283 That's why I called you, to have you tell me if it was like that, 25 00:01:14,367 --> 00:01:18,246 but now hearing myself talk out loud, I know it's totally different. Thank you. 26 00:01:22,751 --> 00:01:27,255 And you realize that, um, people really are meant for each other, 27 00:01:27,338 --> 00:01:30,133 and it is possible to find true love. 28 00:01:30,216 --> 00:01:31,217 Aw... 29 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:32,969 Let's hear it for Dennis and Kristen, huh? 30 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:04,583 ♪ Are you making coffee-Lito's Way? ♪ 31 00:02:04,668 --> 00:02:06,670 - Ha! Hey. - Hi, hi. 32 00:02:06,753 --> 00:02:09,297 That's good, that's good. That's funny. 33 00:02:09,380 --> 00:02:10,757 You, uh... Do you want a cup? 34 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:13,051 Yeah, um, just a little cream in it, please. 35 00:02:13,134 --> 00:02:14,593 Okay. Sure thing. All right. 36 00:02:14,678 --> 00:02:16,429 Oh, my God, remember last night? 37 00:02:16,512 --> 00:02:19,140 Your friends and the music and just, like, 38 00:02:19,223 --> 00:02:22,393 all of the love and the Thai food. It was so much... 39 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:26,648 ♪ Fun-Lito's Way ♪ 40 00:02:26,731 --> 00:02:28,900 -Yeah. Yeah. -Mmm-hmm. 41 00:02:30,109 --> 00:02:31,778 You know, I think this is actually... 42 00:02:31,861 --> 00:02:33,446 gonna take a few minutes, so I don't know 43 00:02:33,529 --> 00:02:34,823 if you have other stuff you need to do or-- 44 00:02:34,906 --> 00:02:36,783 Oh, that's fine. No, I got time. 45 00:02:36,866 --> 00:02:38,576 -Cool. -Mmm-hmm. 46 00:02:38,660 --> 00:02:40,787 ♪ Cool-Lito's Way ♪ 47 00:02:42,288 --> 00:02:43,832 -Doin' it, too. -Nice. 48 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,752 Oh, this place is really beautiful. 49 00:02:47,836 --> 00:02:49,796 Yeah. Yeah, I'm... I'm getting used to it. 50 00:02:49,879 --> 00:02:53,299 I got to channel all this good energy for the table read today. 51 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:55,634 Ah, don't worry. You'll do great. 52 00:02:55,719 --> 00:02:58,179 I can't believe the network's gonna be there. 53 00:02:58,262 --> 00:03:02,058 What if everybody's looking at me, and... I do amazing? 54 00:03:03,184 --> 00:03:06,604 Yeah. I don't know, what if? 55 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:12,235 Hey, uh, this is Mickey. I woke up today and I'm feeling so sick. 56 00:03:12,318 --> 00:03:15,113 I think I have that, uh, that flu that's going around. 57 00:03:15,196 --> 00:03:18,908 I'm still gonna come in today. I just wanted to give you guys a heads-up. 58 00:03:21,786 --> 00:03:23,162 Oh, really? 59 00:03:24,873 --> 00:03:28,001 So you don't want me to come in? 'Cause I'm happy to. 60 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:33,131 Okay. All right. Um... 61 00:03:34,215 --> 00:03:37,844 I'll check back in with you later, but I'll... I'll see you tomorrow. Okay. 62 00:03:38,928 --> 00:03:40,596 Bye. 63 00:03:42,766 --> 00:03:46,144 You know, and then I am honest with her and she just gets upset, you know? 64 00:03:46,227 --> 00:03:47,478 So I'm feelin' like I can't win. 65 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:51,065 I just... I'm like, uh... chasing my own tail in this relationship. 66 00:03:51,149 --> 00:03:52,984 I don't know how to make her happy. 67 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:56,070 Dude... why the fuck are you telling me all of this? 68 00:03:56,154 --> 00:03:59,532 -What-- -Like, really, like... what is this about? 69 00:03:59,615 --> 00:04:02,243 I don't know. I see other people share their problems with you 70 00:04:02,326 --> 00:04:04,829 and it seems cathartic for them, so... 71 00:04:04,913 --> 00:04:07,290 I've been noticing that, too. I really don't know what that's about. 72 00:04:07,373 --> 00:04:09,417 I don't even understand. I'm not a priest. 73 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:10,794 I'm not even intuitive with people, 74 00:04:10,877 --> 00:04:12,921 so this whole situation is really kind of baffling me. 75 00:04:14,213 --> 00:04:15,673 Hey, Kevin. Evan. 76 00:04:15,757 --> 00:04:18,051 Ooh, rhyming name buddies there. Look at that. 77 00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:21,179 Anyway, we'll continue this later, man. I appreciate it. 78 00:04:21,262 --> 00:04:23,932 - Is there a Devon around here? - Silly, man. 79 00:04:24,015 --> 00:04:27,101 -What's got you so happy today? -I don't know. 80 00:04:28,269 --> 00:04:30,563 -You fucked Heidi, didn't you? -Shh. No. Come on. 81 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:31,981 -Yes, you did. -Kevin. 82 00:04:32,065 --> 00:04:33,983 -I'm gonna just tell you, man. Be careful. -Mmm-hmm. 83 00:04:34,067 --> 00:04:36,652 Any chick with a headshot is out of her mind. 84 00:04:36,735 --> 00:04:38,737 I worked with that chick Jennifer Lawrence last summer. 85 00:04:38,822 --> 00:04:39,823 Mmm-hmm. 86 00:04:39,906 --> 00:04:42,826 Very clingy chick. She walked around all day with a stuffed animal. 87 00:04:42,909 --> 00:04:45,870 Okay, well, relax. I got this handled. It's all good, it's all good. 88 00:04:45,954 --> 00:04:47,872 Yeah. Hey, Wyatt. 89 00:04:47,956 --> 00:04:50,291 Hey, man. How are things in the old writers' room? 90 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:55,088 Great, man. Susan Cheryl just threw away my story for episode 12, so... 91 00:04:55,171 --> 00:04:56,755 - fuckin' awesome. - Mmm. 92 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:58,716 Well, hang in there, buddy. 93 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:00,593 Wish I could be there in the trenches with ya. 94 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:02,511 Whatever, dude. 95 00:05:03,679 --> 00:05:06,140 You got to really stop kissin' ass, man. He's a dick. 96 00:05:06,224 --> 00:05:08,059 No, no, no. 97 00:05:08,142 --> 00:05:10,561 Deep down, he's, like, actually a real... like, a really good guy. 98 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:11,980 Big heart, you know? 99 00:05:12,063 --> 00:05:13,064 - Hey, Gus. - Hmm? 100 00:05:13,147 --> 00:05:14,858 Did you fuck Heidi? 101 00:05:20,363 --> 00:05:22,698 So, what'd you think about last night? 102 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:24,117 It was incredible. 103 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:27,954 I mean, I never would have thought to buy the burger from Wendy's 104 00:05:28,037 --> 00:05:30,123 and then the fries from McDonald's. 105 00:05:30,206 --> 00:05:32,791 Well, I'm kind of a big idea guy. 106 00:05:32,876 --> 00:05:34,668 Next time, we'll throw in a shake from Jack in the Box. 107 00:05:34,752 --> 00:05:36,462 I call that Randy's Triple Dandy. 108 00:05:36,545 --> 00:05:39,090 It was very thoughtful of you to take me out. 109 00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:42,760 Well, you seemed a little down, so I thought we could have some fun. 110 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:45,972 Yeah, I was kind of annoyed with Mickey. I mean, don't you think that's rude? 111 00:05:46,055 --> 00:05:48,266 I was making a pie, and then I dropped everything 112 00:05:48,349 --> 00:05:50,143 so I could go and rescue her from that party. 113 00:05:50,226 --> 00:05:53,354 -What kind of pie? -Fruits of the forest. 114 00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:55,273 That's super fucked up. 115 00:05:55,356 --> 00:05:57,441 --Oh, she's coming. I... I should go. 116 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:58,567 All right, call me later. 117 00:05:58,651 --> 00:06:02,030 Okay, I will. Thank you so much for helping me with the drought. 118 00:06:02,113 --> 00:06:03,864 Bring over some-- 119 00:06:03,948 --> 00:06:06,700 -Hey! Hi, cutes. -Hi! 120 00:06:06,784 --> 00:06:09,745 I'm so sorry about last night. 121 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:14,333 I think I left right before you got there, and then I came home and I just crashed. 122 00:06:15,459 --> 00:06:16,752 Why didn't you text me? 123 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:21,215 My phone died, and I just... I feel so bad about the whole night. 124 00:06:21,299 --> 00:06:23,842 I want you to know that I think of you as more than a roommate. 125 00:06:23,927 --> 00:06:25,761 I think of you as a friend. 126 00:06:26,679 --> 00:06:29,182 Oh. Well, I think of you as a friend, too. 127 00:06:30,141 --> 00:06:31,850 Can I make it up to you? 128 00:06:31,935 --> 00:06:33,894 Let's, like, do something really fun today. 129 00:06:33,978 --> 00:06:37,315 Spend the whole day together, do our, like, Ferris Bueller's Day Off. 130 00:06:37,398 --> 00:06:38,942 Where would we go? 131 00:06:39,025 --> 00:06:41,527 I don't know, there's so many options. Um... 132 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:44,697 I know. Do you wanna go to, like, um, like, a studio tour, right? 133 00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:47,783 'Cause you haven't even really seen LA. What's more LA than a studio tour? 134 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:52,455 -Are we talking, like, Universal? -Mmm... that's a little played out. 135 00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:56,834 I was thinking something a little more inside track, like, Mar Vista Studios. 136 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:59,587 -Oh, I've never heard of that one. -Very old school. 137 00:06:59,670 --> 00:07:02,340 It's where Gene Kelly shot Singin' In The Rain. 138 00:07:02,423 --> 00:07:05,759 Oh, I might have seen that one, like, 45 times. 139 00:07:05,843 --> 00:07:07,803 -This is gonna be perfect. -This is gonna be great. 140 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:10,556 Ahhh! I can't wait. 141 00:07:14,602 --> 00:07:15,811 No. 142 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:17,981 No, that's a fucking stupid idea. 143 00:07:18,064 --> 00:07:21,359 No, too small. Too... small. 144 00:07:21,442 --> 00:07:25,613 -Guys, I said I need big ideas. -I still think that the haunted sock hop-- 145 00:07:25,696 --> 00:07:29,325 No. A sock hop is not big, okay? We're up against shows with... 146 00:07:29,408 --> 00:07:33,496 with dragons and... and zombies and murdering strippers. Wake up. 147 00:07:35,289 --> 00:07:36,707 Anyone? 148 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,501 Okay, uh, I have something. 149 00:07:39,210 --> 00:07:41,004 Um... It is-- 150 00:07:41,087 --> 00:07:44,132 Let me just pitch it, okay? It's called "Witch Hunt." 151 00:07:44,215 --> 00:07:46,759 And, um, the basic idea is that, um... 152 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:51,722 like, a serial killer would come to town and he knows that he can get away with it 153 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:54,725 'cause he can blame the witches for all the murders. 154 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:58,021 -So... it's literally a witch hunt. -Yeah. 155 00:07:58,104 --> 00:08:01,983 Let me ask you this. Could Pastor Lewis be the killer? 156 00:08:02,066 --> 00:08:04,902 -Yeah. Yeah, that'd be cool. -I like that. 157 00:08:04,986 --> 00:08:07,530 Yeah. Okay. Okay, this is interesting. Interesting. 158 00:08:07,613 --> 00:08:09,865 This could maybe work. It's... it's big. It is big. 159 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:13,161 It's bloody. We could kill a lot of people. 160 00:08:13,244 --> 00:08:16,247 Yeah, and I really... I really like that idea of Pastor Lewis being the killer. 161 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:18,957 -That's the best part. -That's a good idea, right? Uh-huh. 162 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:23,087 -Good job, Wyatt. -Thank you. One thing. 163 00:08:23,171 --> 00:08:26,174 Uh, the idea... Okay, so we'd probably be fine, 164 00:08:26,257 --> 00:08:29,635 but the idea, as crazy as it sounds, is actually Gus's. 165 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:31,012 Gus the tutor. 166 00:08:31,095 --> 00:08:33,431 -What? -Okay, here's what happened. 167 00:08:33,514 --> 00:08:36,184 He wrote a spec script. He asked me to read it. It was awful. 168 00:08:36,267 --> 00:08:38,894 - Like, even the margins were... - Oh, Jesus. 169 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:42,773 ...four inches wide for some reason, but he had that idea in it. 170 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,358 We just buy that idea from him. 171 00:08:44,442 --> 00:08:47,278 No, no, that's not how it works, Wyatt. You can't just buy an idea. 172 00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:49,363 You have to buy the whole fucking script. 173 00:08:49,447 --> 00:08:51,615 Okay. So can we afford that? I mean, that's fine. 174 00:08:51,699 --> 00:08:54,910 Sure we can. Because that's one less script for all of you now. 175 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:59,248 - Great, Wyatt. - Fucking Gus. 176 00:08:59,332 --> 00:09:01,209 Coming up on our right is a storefront 177 00:09:01,292 --> 00:09:04,462 that doubled as a café for the romantic comedy Holidays. 178 00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:08,049 Oh, you mean, The Holiday, starring Cameron Diaz and Kate Winslet. 179 00:09:08,132 --> 00:09:11,052 Uh, no, Holidays. It was a cable movie-of-the-week in 1984. 180 00:09:11,135 --> 00:09:13,429 So, on your left, we have a very-- 181 00:09:13,512 --> 00:09:14,597 -Question. Sorry. -Yes? 182 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:16,265 Do you know where they did shoot The Holiday? 183 00:09:16,349 --> 00:09:19,518 Cameron and Kate are two lonely women from opposite sides of the Atlantic, 184 00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:23,397 who swap houses and inhibitions in an epic tale of love and laughter. 185 00:09:23,481 --> 00:09:25,733 Uh, I don't know, but, uh, it wasn't shot here. 186 00:09:25,816 --> 00:09:27,025 What a shame. 187 00:09:27,110 --> 00:09:31,239 So, Cameron rents an English cottage to escape her hectic life as a publicist, 188 00:09:31,322 --> 00:09:34,200 and she ends up in the arms of Kate's brother, 189 00:09:34,283 --> 00:09:37,078 played with rugged charm by Jude Law. 190 00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:40,289 Sorry, you go. Yeah, you go. 191 00:09:40,373 --> 00:09:42,791 Okay. So on your left is a courthouse-- 192 00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:46,420 I'm sorry... Jack Black stars as Kate Winslet's love interest 193 00:09:46,504 --> 00:09:49,673 in a surprising performance as a leading man. 194 00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:52,218 And you can... you can go... go again. 195 00:09:52,301 --> 00:09:54,512 Okay. Coming up is our so-called Tin Can-- 196 00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:56,764 And Kate Winslet won a 2007 Teen's Choice Award. 197 00:09:56,847 --> 00:09:59,016 You go, sorry. Go. Yeah. 198 00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:01,602 -This is such a good tour. -I'm so glad you're having a good time. 199 00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:03,937 If you want gifts, they're in the gift shop. 200 00:10:04,021 --> 00:10:06,982 If you want photos with me, I'm available. 201 00:10:08,109 --> 00:10:09,652 So we need to get a final list of everybody 202 00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:10,861 who's gonna be from the network. 203 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,447 So we need to make sure everybody has a drive on, 204 00:10:13,531 --> 00:10:16,825 we have enough chairs for everybody, we have enough hard copies for everybody. 205 00:10:16,909 --> 00:10:20,037 -Can you get on that for me? Thank you. -Hey. Susan, you wanted to see me? 206 00:10:20,121 --> 00:10:22,165 Yeah. Have a seat. 207 00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:30,756 So, uh, you wrote a spec script called "Witch Hunt," correct? 208 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,007 -Yeah. -Hmm. 209 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:35,386 Was that bad? Am I in trouble? I... I, like, did it on my own worktime. 210 00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:36,512 We want to buy it. 211 00:10:37,596 --> 00:10:38,639 What? 212 00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:41,517 You hit on a premise we wanna use for episode 12. 213 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:44,228 Wow. Ooh. 214 00:10:44,312 --> 00:10:47,315 That's, uh... how did that happen? What-- 215 00:10:47,398 --> 00:10:49,400 Yeah, we'll talk about all that later. Here's the deal. 216 00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:50,693 -Okay. Mmm-hmm. -The offer is scale. 217 00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:52,861 And if you stay on top of your tutoring duties, 218 00:10:52,945 --> 00:10:54,822 I will even consider letting you sit in on the rewrite. 219 00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:57,115 But if the answer is no, tell me now so I can move on. 220 00:10:57,200 --> 00:11:00,578 Yes. I mean, if that's what the deal is then, yes. 221 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:03,372 I don't even have to think about it. Yes, uh, deal. 222 00:11:03,456 --> 00:11:06,750 All right. Connor will be in touch, and we'll work out all the details later. 223 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,461 -Great. -All right. 224 00:11:08,544 --> 00:11:10,128 God, it feels good to be in here. 225 00:11:10,213 --> 00:11:12,215 -The sanctuary. -Um, I... I have to get back to work. 226 00:11:12,298 --> 00:11:14,174 -Right. Okay, yeah. Okay. -But thank you so much, Gus. 227 00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:16,427 -Thank you. Mmm-hmm. -Thank you. 228 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:26,354 And if you look to your left, 229 00:11:26,437 --> 00:11:28,814 you will see our famous New York City street. 230 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:31,817 Now this facade has changed numerous times over the years. 231 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:37,281 Most recently it has been redressed to be the main street in the show Witchita. 232 00:11:37,365 --> 00:11:39,658 -Oh, my God. Bertie. -So everybody follow me. 233 00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:43,161 That's Gus's show. It shoots on this lot. We should go say hi to him. 234 00:11:43,246 --> 00:11:47,291 -Oh. Um... I don't really want to. -What? Come on, it'll be so much fun. 235 00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:49,793 We can't be on the lot and not say hi to him. 236 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,795 Besides, this tour is so boring, isn't it? 237 00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:53,422 Oh. 238 00:11:53,506 --> 00:11:56,509 -What? -This day isn't about me at all, is it? 239 00:11:57,593 --> 00:11:58,969 What are you talking about? Of course it is. 240 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:02,515 You just want to see Gus. That's why you brought me here, 241 00:12:02,598 --> 00:12:05,017 'cause you thought it would be too weird to show up here on your own. 242 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:07,270 It's like how you didn't wanna go to the party on your own. 243 00:12:07,353 --> 00:12:10,063 You didn't really need me there, you just wanted a wingman. 244 00:12:10,147 --> 00:12:13,859 What? Is that what you really think? Wow. I... 245 00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:20,198 All right, you're right. That's exactly what I'm doing right now. 246 00:12:20,283 --> 00:12:24,870 -And I'm really sorry. -It's okay. I understand. It's cool. 247 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:27,373 Wait. Well, don't walk away. You could call me a name. 248 00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:28,541 Yell at me. Call me a bitch. 249 00:12:28,624 --> 00:12:31,209 I'm a narcissistic asshole. I could take it. 250 00:12:31,294 --> 00:12:33,587 No, thanks. See you later. 251 00:12:33,671 --> 00:12:35,756 I'll come catch up with you in, like, 15 minutes. 252 00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:49,603 - Hey, hey. - Hey, what's up. 253 00:12:49,687 --> 00:12:52,690 Uh... they're buying the script I wrote. 254 00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:54,483 What? 255 00:12:54,567 --> 00:12:57,110 The script I wrote, Witchita is buying. 256 00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:58,862 -It's gonna be episode 12. -Oh, my God! 257 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:00,739 -That is huge! -I know. It's-- 258 00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:02,115 Oh, I'm so happy for you. 259 00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:04,284 - Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. - How big is my part? 260 00:13:04,368 --> 00:13:06,161 - Pretty big. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - It is? Okay. 261 00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:09,206 Well, it's an awesome idea. It's like, a serial killer comes to town, right? 262 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,833 -Okay. -Okay, so they start blaming the witches. 263 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:11,917 -Genius. -Yeah. 264 00:13:36,567 --> 00:13:39,737 Gotta say, don't you think we're a little exposed here? Kind of? 265 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:44,157 Yeah. I know. That's what makes it so hot, right? Just... just relax, okay? 266 00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:45,659 Okay. Okay. 267 00:13:46,410 --> 00:13:48,537 Oh, God. 268 00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:53,083 You know what? I think they shot Titanic here. 269 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,794 Like, because of the size they can put a water tank in here. 270 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,713 Shh. Just shut up. You're wrecking this for me. 271 00:13:57,796 --> 00:14:00,257 - Okay? - Okay. 272 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,635 Ooh. 273 00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:07,180 Knock, knock. Oh, hey. 274 00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:09,475 -Are you Arya? -Yeah. 275 00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:11,351 I'm Mickey. I'm Gus's friend. 276 00:14:11,435 --> 00:14:14,271 -Okay. -Is he around? 277 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,189 No, he'll be right back. 278 00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:18,984 -Well, could I wait here for him? -All right. 279 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:28,536 -So... what are you watching? -American Horror Story. 280 00:14:28,619 --> 00:14:31,997 - Oh. Which season? - Two. 281 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:36,544 Two. Is it okay if I sit with you? What happens in it? 282 00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:40,130 It's like... it's about an asylum. 283 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,550 It's like, Zachary Quinto raping dead bodies. 284 00:14:42,633 --> 00:14:43,884 You like that kind of shit? 285 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:46,929 I love it. I think it's so much better than comedy. 286 00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:48,556 I just don't find comedy funny. 287 00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:52,476 -So your parents let you watch this stuff? -No. But I just watch it at work. 288 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,437 Does Gus watch it with you? 289 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:57,230 Well, I tried to get him to watch it, but he was too scared. 290 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,444 He's kind of like a wimp, isn't he? 291 00:15:01,527 --> 00:15:05,531 Yeah. He's, like... He gets more scared than most of my friends. 292 00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:07,157 Have you ever seen him cry? 293 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,910 Hey, Dad. How's it goin'? 294 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:14,331 Good. Uh... I got some good news. 295 00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:19,878 Yes. Uh... you know the TV show Witchita? 296 00:15:21,213 --> 00:15:25,050 They bought my script! Yes, they bought a script I wrote. 297 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,594 Yeah, get Mom on the phone. 298 00:15:27,428 --> 00:15:29,346 You should start reading true crime novels. 299 00:15:29,430 --> 00:15:32,475 They're just like American Horror Story, but real. 300 00:15:32,558 --> 00:15:33,642 What's a good one? 301 00:15:33,726 --> 00:15:38,981 -Uh, Executioner's Song by Norman Mailer. -What's it about? 302 00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:42,860 This guy Gary Gilmore, he killed a bunch of people, but he's, like, weirdly sexy. 303 00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:44,487 Okay, love you, Dad. Bye. 304 00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:48,198 -Hi! -Hi. 305 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,367 Bertie made me take this really boring studio tour. 306 00:15:50,451 --> 00:15:51,827 And then I saw the Witchita trailer, 307 00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,411 and I was like, "Oh, my God, I gotta come visit." 308 00:15:53,496 --> 00:15:55,664 And then I met this little ball of sunshine. 309 00:15:55,748 --> 00:15:58,416 Oh, cool. Um... 310 00:15:59,502 --> 00:16:03,005 Uh... you really shouldn't be here. 311 00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:05,883 No! Oh, my God. Arya and I are such good friends now. 312 00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:08,594 She is way cooler than that stupid tour. 313 00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:11,847 The studio tour is bullshit. My uncle went on it and he hated it. 314 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:14,099 -This is barely a working lot. -Mmm-hmm. 315 00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:17,269 Gus, there you are. Hi, Arya. 316 00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:19,104 Uh, Heidi would like you at the table read. 317 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:23,275 Oh, yeah, probably has something to do with my script. 318 00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:28,405 -What do you mean your script? -Yeah, uh, Witchita bought my spec script. 319 00:16:28,489 --> 00:16:29,698 Gus! 320 00:16:29,782 --> 00:16:31,825 -Oh, my God, Gus. -Isn't that cool? Yeah. Yeah. 321 00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:35,287 -Oh, that's so amazing. -Are you guys, like, a couple? 322 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:40,250 Uh, we're a... couple of something. Yeah. Yep. 323 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,961 That is the least sexy thing I've ever heard. 324 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:47,132 Hey, so, um... I should probably get going. 325 00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:48,551 Okay, great. I'll come with you. 326 00:16:48,634 --> 00:16:52,429 Oh, you know, um... I don't think that's a good idea. 327 00:16:52,513 --> 00:16:55,432 Don't be such a stick in the mud. Is he always this lame? 328 00:16:55,516 --> 00:16:57,893 -Usually much worse. -Let's go. Okay. 329 00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,812 Okay, great. It was really nice meeting you, Arya. 330 00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:01,897 -Follow me on Instagram. -Okay. 331 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,816 Network table read, huh? 332 00:17:03,899 --> 00:17:06,484 -Yeah. -Never been to one of those. 333 00:17:06,569 --> 00:17:09,237 Yeah, they're pretty private. Sorry. 334 00:17:09,321 --> 00:17:12,115 Well, maybe I could stick around and we'll have a coffee after. 335 00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:14,868 Uh... hey, you know what? I just... 336 00:17:14,952 --> 00:17:18,038 I think, uh, I'm gonna be really busy and, um... 337 00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:22,417 I don't wanna be late for this. So, uh, talk later? 338 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,253 Yeah, why don't you call me later tonight? 339 00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:27,339 -Yeah, we'll figure something out. -Or tomorrow, or-- 340 00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:28,924 Definitely, definitely. We'll talk. 341 00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:31,509 -Good luck. -Okay. Bye. 342 00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:50,528 Uh, this is where the writers sit. 343 00:17:50,613 --> 00:17:52,155 Oh. 344 00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:55,158 Yeah, didn't you hear? They're buying my script, so... 345 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:57,410 This isn't your episode. Take it back a row. 346 00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:59,037 You want me to... 347 00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:00,914 - Yeah, it's just not-- - So Rebecca can sit there. 348 00:18:00,998 --> 00:18:03,125 - Oh. - She's a full-timer. 349 00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,919 - Yeah. No, no, no, no. - I... I get it. 350 00:18:06,003 --> 00:18:08,463 -No offense, but sit back there. -No, no. No, none taken. 351 00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:11,759 -Thanks, dude. -This is actually kind of a better angle. 352 00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:13,385 - Great. Good. - Great. 353 00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:14,720 --All right. 354 00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:20,058 This is... episode 311, "Bring Out the Dead," 355 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:24,855 written and directed by yours truly, Susan Cheryl. 356 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:34,990 "Exterior, Witchita. 357 00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:38,827 The rising sun pours forth its crimson light 358 00:18:38,911 --> 00:18:43,373 as if anticipating the scarlet hues of bloodshed. 359 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,918 We hear a disembodied voice." 360 00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:50,505 "Awake, little town. As the sun rises, the dark powers rest. 361 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:53,091 But tonight, the dead will have their day, 362 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:57,137 and your day will become a waking nightmare." 363 00:18:57,220 --> 00:19:01,266 "A single raindrop dangles from the church steeple." 364 00:19:11,819 --> 00:19:13,696 -Excuse me? -Yeah? 365 00:19:13,779 --> 00:19:16,657 Hi. Do you have any romantic comedy-themed merchandise? 366 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:19,076 Preferably something with Winslet and Diaz? 367 00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:22,245 Uh... no, sorry. 368 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,332 -This is very disappointing. -Yeah. 369 00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:28,085 I've had a depressing day and I just wanted to get something 370 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:32,172 that would remind me that happiness can find you when you least expect it. 371 00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:37,010 We have some new T-shirts on sale. They got the Mar Vista Studios logo. 372 00:19:37,094 --> 00:19:40,681 -Well, that's something. -Yeah. Real comfortable. 100% cotton. 373 00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:41,974 -Wow. -Yeah. 374 00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:44,309 -Not all T-shirts have that. That's great. -Uh-huh. 375 00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:46,228 Do you have anything other than triple-XL? 376 00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:49,231 No. I mean, that's why they're on sale, you know. 377 00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:53,151 -I could maybe wear it as a nightgown... -Yeah. 378 00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:55,237 -...or when I'm cleaning. -Yeah. 379 00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:57,948 Yeah. 380 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:02,035 -I'm gonna take two. -Oh, cool. Awesome. 381 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:10,794 Hey, Gus! 382 00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:14,381 Hey. Mickey. You're still here? 383 00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:16,174 Can I talk to you for one second? 384 00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:18,676 Uh... okay. 385 00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:22,389 -Hi, hi. Hi. -Hey. 386 00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:23,766 -Um... -What's up? 387 00:20:23,849 --> 00:20:25,350 Well, I don't know. What is up? 388 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:26,852 I thought we had a good time the other night. 389 00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,979 -Did we not have a good time? -Yeah, no, totally. 390 00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,063 -We totally did. -Okay. 391 00:20:30,147 --> 00:20:32,733 Then why are you being so mean to me? Did I do something? 392 00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:34,151 Could you just tell me what I did? 393 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:35,819 And then I'll leave you alone. I'll go away. 394 00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:40,657 Okay. Well, first of all, you showed up unannounced again, you know? 395 00:20:40,741 --> 00:20:43,326 You did it last night at my house and now you're doing it at my job. 396 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:46,329 So, I don't know what you're expecting my reaction to be. 397 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,165 Like, you want it to be positive? I mean-- 398 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:51,293 I'm just picking up on what you put down. I mean, we had sex two days ago. 399 00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:52,669 -Do you not remember that? -Okay. Yeah. 400 00:20:52,753 --> 00:20:54,004 - We have sex... - Ooh. 401 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:55,672 -...and you turn into this huge dick. -Oh, shit. 402 00:20:55,756 --> 00:20:58,801 What about you, you know? You're pretending to, like, be this, like, 403 00:20:58,884 --> 00:21:02,805 cool girl, you know, who doesn't follow the rules of how things go, 404 00:21:02,888 --> 00:21:04,431 but then we have sex, 405 00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:07,725 and then you immediately become like every other lame girl 406 00:21:07,810 --> 00:21:10,395 who, like, gets clingy and won't give a guy space. Okay? 407 00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:12,898 Surprise! I'm not the cool girl, okay? 408 00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:15,692 I'm not just some girl that you can fuck for a while 409 00:21:15,776 --> 00:21:18,403 to prove to yourself that you can be dangerous and edgy, 410 00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:19,780 and you're not some huge dork, 411 00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:21,949 and then you go off and marry whatever boring lady. 412 00:21:22,032 --> 00:21:24,576 Okay, so that's what I am to you then. I'm just this fucking dork, huh? 413 00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:27,245 I'm this fucking dork who you fuck and then you can feel like 414 00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:29,747 you're getting your life together 'cause you're fucking a nice guy 415 00:21:29,832 --> 00:21:32,084 and you're not fucking a piece of shit anymore, okay? 416 00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:33,877 -No! No! -Don't make me that guy, okay? 417 00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:35,212 I like you. 418 00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:37,130 And you can't handle it. And guess what? 419 00:21:37,214 --> 00:21:40,675 Everything that I'm doing right now, if you liked me, you would be so into it. 420 00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:41,759 -Oh, whatever. No. -You would love it 421 00:21:41,844 --> 00:21:43,720 -if some girl just showed up at your work. -No! 422 00:21:43,804 --> 00:21:46,389 I wouldn't. No. Because this job is important to me, okay? 423 00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:49,726 And just because, like, you're okay with, like, fucking up your life, 424 00:21:49,810 --> 00:21:52,479 doesn't mean you can just come in and fuck up my life! 425 00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:55,273 Ooh. Wow, you're mean. Do you know that? 426 00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:57,609 -Oh, I'm the mean one? -You're actually a really mean person. 427 00:21:57,692 --> 00:22:00,028 -You're the mean one. -No, you're a huge prick. 428 00:22:00,112 --> 00:22:02,364 You pretend to be nice and that's worse. 429 00:22:02,447 --> 00:22:04,616 I am who I am. I'm not pretending to be anything. 430 00:22:04,699 --> 00:22:07,577 What is that even... I don't even know... You're fucking crazy right now. 431 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,621 I am not crazy! 432 00:22:09,704 --> 00:22:11,581 -You're being crazy. -Don't make me feel crazy! 433 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:14,792 And here she is. That's the girl that you fucked 434 00:22:14,877 --> 00:22:17,129 -the day after we had sex! Yes. -Whoa. 435 00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:18,255 Are you okay, sweetheart? 436 00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:19,965 - No, I'm not okay. - Okay. 437 00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:22,009 Okay, Heidi, can you just, uh, give us some... 438 00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:23,343 I'm just trying to figure this out. 439 00:22:23,426 --> 00:22:25,553 No problem at all. I hope you feel better. 440 00:22:25,637 --> 00:22:27,180 Yeah, I hope you go fuck yourself! 441 00:22:27,264 --> 00:22:29,474 Hey! Will you be nice? Can you just be nice? 442 00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:31,518 You're not nice. You're fucking mean. 443 00:22:31,601 --> 00:22:33,561 -And it's not nice to have sex with me... -Hey, handle this. 444 00:22:33,645 --> 00:22:35,981 -Just a sec. Okay. All right. -...and then the next day fuck her. 445 00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:37,440 -You're being crazy. -I'm not crazy! 446 00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:39,109 -You're being crazy! -No, I'm not being crazy! 447 00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:41,694 -This is over. This is over. -You know what? Fuck this. 448 00:22:41,778 --> 00:22:43,571 You can't throw me out, 'cause I wanna fucking go. 449 00:22:43,655 --> 00:22:46,199 -Okay, then go. Go, please, go. -You are lame. Bye. 450 00:22:46,283 --> 00:22:48,285 Can I have security at the front gate please? 451 00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:50,037 Yeah. Whoo! 452 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:52,455 - Is this the right way? - Yes, it is. 453 00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:59,337 Okay. All right, all right. I got it. I got it. Jesus fucking Christ. 454 00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:00,630 Thank you. 455 00:23:10,473 --> 00:23:14,311 Bertie? Hey, this is Mickey. I'm sorry, I know I fucked up. 456 00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:16,813 I'm an asshole. Can you just call me back, please? 457 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:20,733 'Cause I... I need to talk to you right now, okay? All right. 458 00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:24,571 Fuck. 459 00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:28,283 Thanks again for picking me up from the studios. 460 00:23:28,366 --> 00:23:30,493 I can't believe Mickey ditched me. 461 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:33,580 Oh, it's all right. I was... wasn't working today, anyway, so... 462 00:23:33,663 --> 00:23:35,915 Oh, really? What do you do? 463 00:23:35,999 --> 00:23:38,668 Oh, well, uh, I'm un... unemployed right now. 464 00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:42,172 -Thanks. -Yeah. 465 00:23:42,255 --> 00:23:44,924 You know, Ferris Bueller would never do what Mickey did. 466 00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:46,676 He was really loyal to his friends. 467 00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:48,845 The only ones he ever lied to were the grown-ups. 468 00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:53,475 Yeah, and you know what's weird? It's how, like, we're the grown-ups now. 469 00:23:53,558 --> 00:23:55,268 Oh, I've felt like a grown-up for ages. 470 00:23:55,352 --> 00:23:57,395 In Australia, we start drinking when we're 12. 471 00:23:57,479 --> 00:24:01,191 -Twelve? That's really young, right? -Oh, yeah. 472 00:24:01,274 --> 00:24:05,278 At 12, I was probably still sleeping in my mom's bed. 473 00:24:05,362 --> 00:24:06,738 Excuse me? 474 00:24:06,821 --> 00:24:09,992 Yeah, between my mom and dad. I watched a lot of scary movies. 475 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,920 Susan, I am so, so sorry. 476 00:24:23,005 --> 00:24:26,508 This show is not your personal episode of The Bachelor. 477 00:24:26,591 --> 00:24:30,095 I know that. I know. And just so you know, like, 478 00:24:30,178 --> 00:24:32,680 I didn't invite that woman, okay? I barely know her. 479 00:24:32,764 --> 00:24:36,143 And I don't invite anybody on set. Even, like, when my mom was in town-- 480 00:24:36,226 --> 00:24:38,436 -Gus, shut up. -Yes, ma'am. 481 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:43,441 You are on thin fucking ice. Now, you just sold a script to this show. 482 00:24:43,525 --> 00:24:47,320 This week could be the first week of your writing career or the last. 483 00:24:47,404 --> 00:24:48,905 Do you understand what I'm saying to you? 484 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:54,119 -Yes. Absolutely. Totally, yes. -Good. Now get out. 485 00:25:22,230 --> 00:25:24,607 - Hey, this is Gus. Leave a message.