1 00:00:08,217 --> 00:00:10,094 Here we go. Walk it out. 2 00:00:10,178 --> 00:00:11,638 That's it. Good. 3 00:00:12,556 --> 00:00:15,600 Jog it. That's it. Good. 4 00:00:15,684 --> 00:00:17,476 Good. Here we go, take it back. 5 00:00:32,659 --> 00:00:34,368 - How you feeling, man? - Great! Yeah. 6 00:00:34,452 --> 00:00:36,204 -Mmm-hmm. -I mean, there was a moment there 7 00:00:36,287 --> 00:00:37,539 when I wanted to just, like, stop, 8 00:00:37,622 --> 00:00:40,333 but then I fought through the pain and now I feel, like, reborn. 9 00:00:40,416 --> 00:00:41,585 -Yeah! -It's good. 10 00:00:41,668 --> 00:00:44,879 God, I'm so glad I forced myself to get up and come. 11 00:00:44,963 --> 00:00:47,757 I was tempted to just stay in bed today and say, "Fuck it," you know? 12 00:00:47,841 --> 00:00:49,300 Yeah? Are you tired or... 13 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:52,136 Nah, nah. Just a mild case of the bummers, you know? 14 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:53,680 I just found out my ex-girlfriend 15 00:00:53,763 --> 00:00:56,265 -got engaged to a DJ, so... -Oh. 16 00:00:56,349 --> 00:00:59,769 Yeah, I know, man. So cool. I can't compete with that. 17 00:00:59,853 --> 00:01:00,937 Yeah. Yeah. 18 00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:02,647 How about you, though, man? You got a big day today. 19 00:01:02,731 --> 00:01:03,940 -You nervous or... -Oh. 20 00:01:04,023 --> 00:01:06,150 No, I'm just, like, super excited, you know? 21 00:01:06,234 --> 00:01:08,361 I'm just so grateful Susan's let me into the room 22 00:01:08,444 --> 00:01:10,154 so I can work on the rewrite of my episode. 23 00:01:10,238 --> 00:01:11,740 -It's cool, man. -Dude, listen to that, man. 24 00:01:11,823 --> 00:01:12,991 Your episode. 25 00:01:13,074 --> 00:01:14,242 - Yeah. - Oh! 26 00:01:14,325 --> 00:01:15,910 I feel like you're about to blow up or something, man. 27 00:01:15,994 --> 00:01:17,161 Oh, I don't know. 28 00:01:17,245 --> 00:01:19,122 I just... I feel good. It feels great. 29 00:01:19,205 --> 00:01:20,414 -God, man. -Yeah, yeah. 30 00:01:20,498 --> 00:01:22,333 So cool. Think about this, man. 31 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:24,460 You're gonna be walking down red carpets. 32 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:26,295 Get that hot blonde girl that you hang out with, 33 00:01:26,379 --> 00:01:27,922 the crazy girl, on your arm. 34 00:01:28,006 --> 00:01:29,382 -Mickey? -You're gonna be wavin' at flash bulbs. 35 00:01:29,465 --> 00:01:30,884 -Oh, no, no, no, no. -Yeah! 36 00:01:30,967 --> 00:01:32,093 I think that's over and done with. 37 00:01:32,176 --> 00:01:35,179 E! Entertainment Television's gonna be judging your outfit. 38 00:01:35,263 --> 00:01:37,348 "Hot or not? Who wore it best?" 39 00:01:38,266 --> 00:01:39,768 Hollywood stuff, you know? 40 00:01:39,851 --> 00:01:41,728 They'll give you your name on a star, I heard. 41 00:02:00,371 --> 00:02:02,373 Uh, no, Cookie Crisp is number one for me, 42 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:04,542 but it's in my top five, I would say. 43 00:02:04,626 --> 00:02:08,171 -Is that, like, made of cookies? -Yeah, it's like tiny cookies. 44 00:02:08,254 --> 00:02:11,925 - That does not sound healthy. - It's cereal. 45 00:02:12,008 --> 00:02:13,176 -Cool. -Hi. 46 00:02:13,259 --> 00:02:14,761 Hi. 47 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:19,098 I know you. You're Gus' friend. 48 00:02:19,182 --> 00:02:23,602 -Yeah, it's... it's Randy, actually. -If you talk to Gus, could... 49 00:02:23,687 --> 00:02:25,229 Never mind. That dude hates me. 50 00:02:26,147 --> 00:02:27,356 Why? 51 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:31,527 I got a little too enthusiastic. God forbid. 52 00:02:33,237 --> 00:02:36,324 Whatever. That dude's a stud. He doesn't need me anyway. 53 00:02:37,533 --> 00:02:40,369 -Hey, did you feed the cat? -No. 54 00:02:40,453 --> 00:02:42,580 That's weird. The food's still there from last night. 55 00:02:42,664 --> 00:02:43,915 I hope he didn't get out. 56 00:02:44,457 --> 00:02:47,585 Grandpa! Grandpa! 57 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:49,420 Grandpa! Grandpa! 58 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:51,798 - Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty - Grandpa. 59 00:02:51,881 --> 00:02:53,091 - Grandpop. - Grandpa. 60 00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:55,634 -Grampy. -Goddamn it, Bertie. The cat's gone. 61 00:02:55,719 --> 00:02:57,511 I told you you've got to close the doors. 62 00:02:57,595 --> 00:02:59,097 Oh, I'm so sorry. I must have forgotten. 63 00:02:59,180 --> 00:03:00,389 I'm sorry. I can go look for him. 64 00:03:00,473 --> 00:03:02,308 If he's not already eaten by a coyote. 65 00:03:02,391 --> 00:03:03,559 Oh, my God. I'm sorry! 66 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:10,900 Oh. 67 00:03:11,943 --> 00:03:15,739 Might have been my fault. I left the door open in my room. 68 00:03:15,822 --> 00:03:18,241 -That's it? -What? 69 00:03:18,324 --> 00:03:19,658 You're not going to say sorry? 70 00:03:19,743 --> 00:03:24,247 "Sorry, I accused you of losing your pet. That was probably quite hurtful of me." 71 00:03:24,831 --> 00:03:26,624 Fine. Sorry. 72 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:29,210 Well, no, it's not, "Fine, sorry." 73 00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:31,087 --I feel a bit mistreated, frankly, 74 00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:33,798 and you have no concern for my feelings. You really don't. 75 00:03:35,759 --> 00:03:38,302 Everything that you're saying right now is totally valid. 76 00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:40,513 Can you just please not stand up for yourself today? 77 00:03:40,596 --> 00:03:42,849 I'm just feeling a little bit overwhelmed right now. 78 00:03:42,932 --> 00:03:45,018 All right, but we should... We got to talk about it tomorrow. 79 00:03:45,101 --> 00:03:48,146 It's probably all right anyway, 'cause I had the vet put one of those... 80 00:03:48,229 --> 00:03:49,647 chips in him. 81 00:03:49,731 --> 00:03:50,940 Meow, meow. Out of business. 82 00:03:51,024 --> 00:03:52,734 It's out of business? 83 00:03:52,817 --> 00:03:56,570 Oh, you know, 50% of all start-ups go out of business in the first year. 84 00:03:56,654 --> 00:03:59,323 - But that is a cute logo. 85 00:03:59,407 --> 00:04:03,161 I gotta go to work. Ugh. But I'm gonna leave that door open 86 00:04:03,244 --> 00:04:05,079 and if Grandpa doesn't come back by tonight, 87 00:04:05,163 --> 00:04:07,916 we'll just make flyers and we'll go search the neighborhood, okay? 88 00:04:07,999 --> 00:04:10,168 Did you check that washing machine or the dryer? 89 00:04:10,251 --> 00:04:13,337 There's a possibility that he got stuck in there and he died already. 90 00:04:13,421 --> 00:04:15,882 What? That's a thing? Fuck! 91 00:04:15,965 --> 00:04:19,510 -That was too far, I think. -It does happen. 92 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:26,100 Dude, dude. Let me get my set-up right, man. 93 00:04:26,184 --> 00:04:28,102 I don't interrupt your job. Don't interrupt mine. 94 00:04:29,187 --> 00:04:32,190 G, big man on campus. First day in the writers' room, huh? 95 00:04:32,273 --> 00:04:35,693 - Yeah. Dude, I am... - nervous. 96 00:04:35,777 --> 00:04:37,653 Dude, cut it out, man. Cut it out. You can't act nervous. 97 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:39,280 -You cannot go in there acting nervous. -Uh-huh. 98 00:04:39,363 --> 00:04:40,406 They smell it. 99 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:42,491 -They're wolves in there, man. -Yeah. Yeah. 100 00:04:42,575 --> 00:04:43,868 My aunt, she can smell fear. 101 00:04:43,952 --> 00:04:45,286 -Good to know. Okay. -Yeah. 102 00:04:45,369 --> 00:04:47,163 She's very thinning-of-the-herd type person. 103 00:04:47,246 --> 00:04:48,372 Dude, dude, no, no. 104 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:50,583 Do not eat cookies. Don't eat any sugar. 105 00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:51,709 Sugar makes you crash. 106 00:04:51,793 --> 00:04:53,795 You'll look tired and they'll take it as a sign of weakness. 107 00:04:53,878 --> 00:04:55,004 Dude, here's what you do. 108 00:04:55,088 --> 00:04:57,841 Go apple. Apple, natural energy, 109 00:04:57,924 --> 00:04:59,467 breaks down over the course of the day 110 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:01,219 and it doesn't make you shit all the time. 111 00:05:01,302 --> 00:05:03,512 -Hmm. That's good. -Just the right times. 112 00:05:03,596 --> 00:05:04,680 -Thank you. Thank you. -You're welcome, man. 113 00:05:04,763 --> 00:05:06,224 -One more thing, man. -Uh-huh? 114 00:05:06,307 --> 00:05:07,433 Don't lock up. 115 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:09,435 -She hates quiet writers. -Right. 116 00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:10,769 -One other thing. -Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. 117 00:05:10,854 --> 00:05:12,188 You're giving me, like, too much advice now. 118 00:05:12,271 --> 00:05:13,857 It's, like, overload. I can't get it all. 119 00:05:13,940 --> 00:05:14,941 Okay, you know what I'll do, man? 120 00:05:15,024 --> 00:05:16,567 Instead of yelling it to you, I'll text it to you. 121 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,027 Okay. 122 00:05:24,033 --> 00:05:26,535 - Hey, this is Gus. - Leave a message. 123 00:05:26,619 --> 00:05:29,580 Fuck you. 124 00:05:58,401 --> 00:06:01,988 - 'Sup, boo? - I feel like I'm losing it. 125 00:06:02,071 --> 00:06:05,241 You say that a lot. You're the girl who cried crazy. 126 00:06:05,324 --> 00:06:07,868 Do you have any weed? I wanna smoke. I just... 127 00:06:07,952 --> 00:06:10,163 Maybe I need some fresh air. 128 00:06:10,246 --> 00:06:11,915 Oh, normally, I would say a big yes on that, 129 00:06:11,998 --> 00:06:13,749 but this week I'm trying something different. 130 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:16,669 Every time I want to smoke weed, I'm going to do 15 push-ups. 131 00:06:16,752 --> 00:06:19,338 Every time I wanna masturbate, I'm gonna do 20 sit-ups. 132 00:06:19,422 --> 00:06:21,715 That way, by the end of the weekend, I'll be totally ripped 133 00:06:21,799 --> 00:06:24,135 -and I'll get high on self-esteem. -Fuck. 134 00:06:24,218 --> 00:06:25,428 What do you think? You want to try that with me? 135 00:06:25,511 --> 00:06:27,388 Maybe Jen has some. I'm gonna... 136 00:06:27,471 --> 00:06:30,141 I just... I don't, I don't, I don't... 137 00:06:30,224 --> 00:06:31,850 Let me know when you're ready. 138 00:06:32,936 --> 00:06:35,271 So, uh, I think we should go ahead and give 139 00:06:35,354 --> 00:06:39,608 all of Pastor Lewis' dialogue here to Judge Nancy. 140 00:06:39,692 --> 00:06:43,821 -Oh. Okay. Huh. -What? 141 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:46,074 Um, just thinkin' out loud. 142 00:06:46,157 --> 00:06:49,118 Do you think we should change that to Judge Nancy? 143 00:06:49,202 --> 00:06:53,622 'Cause Pastor Lewis is the person who suggests the burning later, so... 144 00:06:53,706 --> 00:06:55,916 Oh, we're not doing the burning in this episode. It doesn't work. 145 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,336 - Okay. Wow, big change. - Yeah. 146 00:06:58,419 --> 00:06:59,587 I mean, it's a good change. 147 00:06:59,670 --> 00:07:01,797 I like it. It's just, uh... Let me just say, guys, 148 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,925 I'm so glad to be here. Really. Not to get too mushy, 149 00:07:05,009 --> 00:07:06,970 but it's, like, very important to me, so... 150 00:07:07,053 --> 00:07:08,637 Very grateful, very grateful. 151 00:07:08,721 --> 00:07:10,014 -Thank you. -Welcome. 152 00:07:10,098 --> 00:07:12,058 Okay. Let's hear some other ideas 153 00:07:12,141 --> 00:07:16,312 on places where the serial killer and the witches could face off. 154 00:07:16,395 --> 00:07:20,316 I mean, I feel like we always end up putting this kind of scene in the library. 155 00:07:20,399 --> 00:07:21,650 Let's just put it in the library, right? 156 00:07:21,734 --> 00:07:24,653 Can we just pretend to be creative here at least? 157 00:07:24,737 --> 00:07:29,492 Uh... maybe they could face off, uh, at the... at, like, a quarry? 158 00:07:29,575 --> 00:07:31,910 -A quarry? -A quarry. 159 00:07:31,995 --> 00:07:33,287 -Quarry? -Quarry. 160 00:07:33,371 --> 00:07:34,538 -A quarry. -Quarry. 161 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:37,416 Yeah, like, one of those, you know... Like, it could be cool. 162 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:39,877 You know, like, the town chases the killer 163 00:07:39,961 --> 00:07:42,088 into the quarry and then, like, 164 00:07:42,171 --> 00:07:46,384 maybe somebody gets, like, behind a crane, like, holding a bunch of rocks. 165 00:07:46,467 --> 00:07:50,804 And then they, like... drop the rocks on the guy. 166 00:07:50,888 --> 00:07:53,141 Kill him with... kill him with rocks? 167 00:07:56,727 --> 00:07:59,522 Actually, can I get a hard copy? I wanna look at something. 168 00:07:59,605 --> 00:08:01,315 Hard copy... 169 00:08:03,442 --> 00:08:04,777 Oh, cool. 170 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:09,198 - Hmm... - Um... 171 00:08:11,909 --> 00:08:13,244 Hey... 172 00:08:14,287 --> 00:08:15,997 Susan? Psst. 173 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:17,999 I'm sorry to bother you. Um... 174 00:08:18,082 --> 00:08:21,585 I noticed, like, it just has "story by," my name. 175 00:08:21,669 --> 00:08:24,380 - Uh-huh. - It doesn't say, like, "written by." 176 00:08:24,463 --> 00:08:25,464 -I just... I didn't... -Yeah? 177 00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:26,924 I didn't know that was happening. 178 00:08:27,008 --> 00:08:29,885 Oh, no, no, no. See, the only thing we're using from your script 179 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:33,597 was the fact that the witches get blamed for a serial killer's murders, so... 180 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:35,599 -Uh-huh. -So you get the "story by." 181 00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:38,436 -Oh, okay. -Yeah, that's still a big deal for you. 182 00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:40,646 Yeah. All right. I just... 183 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:43,649 This is just a surprise because I thought it was, like, my episode. 184 00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:45,943 -It is your episode. -Uh-huh. 185 00:08:46,027 --> 00:08:49,322 -And it's our episode. -It's my episode, too. 186 00:08:49,405 --> 00:08:50,989 -Yeah, it's... See? Ali. -Oh. 187 00:08:51,074 --> 00:08:54,077 -Yeah. Oh, right. There's your name. -It's Wyatt's episode and Rebecca's. 188 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:56,287 -Okay, yeah, no. -That's how it works... 189 00:08:56,370 --> 00:08:57,580 Kind of a surprise, but it's good to know. 190 00:08:57,663 --> 00:08:59,373 That's how it works. It's collaborative. 191 00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:08,591 I don't know, Bertie. I don't think this is gonna work. 192 00:09:08,674 --> 00:09:10,843 Don't worry, Mickey. We'll find Grandpa. 193 00:09:12,095 --> 00:09:15,598 Um, my cat's missing. I don't know if you've seen... 194 00:09:32,448 --> 00:09:34,200 Micks, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna go home. 195 00:09:34,283 --> 00:09:35,868 -I'll meet you back there? -All right. 196 00:09:35,951 --> 00:09:38,287 I'm just gonna stay out here for a bit longer. 197 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:46,504 Excuse me. Could you not do that to my car? 198 00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:48,672 My cat is missing. Have you seen it? 199 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:50,133 -Hey. -What? 200 00:09:50,216 --> 00:09:51,842 -Is this your cat? -Yeah. 201 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,262 Wow. Looks like every fucking cat I've ever seen. 202 00:09:54,345 --> 00:09:55,388 This is useless. 203 00:09:55,471 --> 00:09:58,474 This cat literally has no distinguishing features. 204 00:09:58,557 --> 00:10:00,726 You might as well have put the word "cat" on a piece of paper. 205 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:04,021 Well... okay, fuckin' what would you do in my situation? 206 00:10:04,105 --> 00:10:05,689 Oh, I don't know. 207 00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:08,734 -Check out the animal shelter? -Which animal shelter? 208 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,653 Uh, it's a block and a half away, around the corner. 209 00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:12,029 -Oh. -That's the first thing 210 00:10:12,113 --> 00:10:13,697 -you should've done. -Then I'll go there now. 211 00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:14,865 Thank you very much. 212 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,118 You're very welcome. Better hurry. It's a kill shelter. 213 00:10:17,201 --> 00:10:19,077 Kill shelter? What's that mean? 214 00:10:19,162 --> 00:10:21,164 What does it sound like? Jesus, you're the most clueless 215 00:10:21,247 --> 00:10:23,124 pet owner I've ever known. 216 00:10:23,207 --> 00:10:24,750 No wonder the fucking thing ran away. 217 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,544 -Oh. -Did you remember to give it a thing 218 00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:28,171 called "cat food"? 219 00:10:28,254 --> 00:10:29,588 Yes, sir, I did. 220 00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:32,383 -Hurry up, they're gonna kill Grandpa. -Fuck you. 221 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:34,885 - Run! - Running, you ass! 222 00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:41,517 Look, he can't just murder people with a gun, okay? That's fucking boring. 223 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:44,937 - What if the murderer strangles someone? 224 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:48,191 Because strangling is scary 'cause it's really personal, 225 00:10:48,274 --> 00:10:51,402 'cause you have to, like, look 'em in the eye when you do it. 226 00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:54,112 Yeah... I know, but it needs to be bloodier. 227 00:10:54,197 --> 00:10:56,365 Maybe he, like, sets people on fire? 228 00:10:57,908 --> 00:11:00,703 -Uh... -You know, like... He, like, 229 00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:02,830 lights a match and, like, I don't know, 230 00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:06,542 - I think that could be, like, kind of... - powerful. 231 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:08,669 Okay, we don't get many opportunities to go bloody, 232 00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:10,629 so let's do it. 233 00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:14,842 What if he stabs his victims, like, with a pen or a writing instrument? 234 00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:17,010 Or a letter opener, if that were his thing? 235 00:11:17,094 --> 00:11:18,221 Stabbing, slashing... 236 00:11:18,304 --> 00:11:20,306 - Uh-huh. - Or, uh, 237 00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:22,433 maybe it could be, like, he ties people up 238 00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:26,645 and dumps gasoline on 'em and sets 'em on fire. 239 00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:29,232 You know, like... 240 00:11:29,315 --> 00:11:31,359 Okay, all right, I get it, I get it. We get it. 241 00:11:31,442 --> 00:11:33,068 Gus likes fire. Duly noted. 242 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:37,072 If we want to make the serial killer a real threat, then it would help 243 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:40,493 if we were to... to off one of our pre-existing characters. 244 00:11:40,576 --> 00:11:41,744 - Interesting. Yeah. - Yeah. 245 00:11:41,827 --> 00:11:43,871 Yeah, yeah. Nothing grabs people's attention 246 00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:47,207 like just fucking Ned Stark-ing a character, right? 247 00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:51,879 So, who could we kill? Uh, maybe Sheriff Buck? 248 00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:53,922 Or Elise? Uh... 249 00:11:54,006 --> 00:11:57,635 Very excited by the idea of killing Elise. 250 00:11:57,718 --> 00:12:01,430 Yeah, I guess... we could kill Heidi's character. 251 00:12:01,514 --> 00:12:04,517 I don't know if that's, like, the number one idea, but... 252 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,184 Yeah, okay, man. We get it. 253 00:12:06,269 --> 00:12:08,687 You don't want us to kill off Heidi's character. 254 00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:10,022 He's having sex with Heidi. 255 00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:11,440 -Who? Him? -No. 256 00:12:11,524 --> 00:12:13,692 - Really? - Strongly platonic. 257 00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:15,319 - It's not anything. - Uh-huh. 258 00:12:15,403 --> 00:12:16,862 I mean, whatever, I don't care. 259 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:19,156 - You guys... Kill Heidi's character. - Okay. 260 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,533 Like, that's a really good idea. 261 00:12:20,616 --> 00:12:21,992 - Mmm-hmm. - Oh. 262 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:25,413 So that's the one you're writing down? Okay. 263 00:12:25,496 --> 00:12:27,164 --Uh, yeah, I mean, I just think... 264 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,833 If anything, I like it because it's, you know, 265 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:32,545 at least we're not killing, you know, the sheriff 266 00:12:32,628 --> 00:12:34,254 who's, like, a guy and that doesn't make any sense, 267 00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:37,090 'cause the killer kills women, so it'd just be, like, 268 00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:41,637 -you know, another plot hole of the show. -"Another plot hole"? 269 00:12:42,346 --> 00:12:44,348 Well, yeah. 270 00:12:44,432 --> 00:12:47,643 I mean, you guys are aware there's, like, so many plot holes. 271 00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:49,186 What are the other plot holes? 272 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,564 Like, if witches get their powers from periods, then, like, 273 00:12:51,647 --> 00:12:53,816 why don't they lose their powers when they go menopausal? 274 00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:55,651 Right? 275 00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:58,362 Like, there's no way Grandma Kate still has her powers. 276 00:12:58,446 --> 00:13:00,155 -Fucking... -Thank you. I'm so sorry. 277 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:05,077 I just... I had no idea that our show failed to live up to your standards. 278 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:08,872 I'm just saying, like, we're making a good show, but, you know... 279 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:11,334 - It could be great, right? - Oh! 280 00:13:11,417 --> 00:13:14,294 That's so... Guys, no, Gus is... That's a good point. 281 00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:16,088 We've been trying to make a mediocre show, 282 00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:18,048 so now that we hear that, that's really helpful. 283 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,800 Susan, we should try to make a great show. 284 00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:21,218 -No, I-- -Put that idea... Write that idea down. 285 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,970 - Wyatt, I didn't mean it that-- - I'm doing my best 286 00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:24,262 -to try to-- -No, I just meant, like-- 287 00:13:24,347 --> 00:13:25,806 -What, Gus? What? -You know, The Sopranos 288 00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:27,600 could have just been a show about mob guys 289 00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:29,602 that people forgot, but they made it, like, a piece of art. 290 00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:30,853 And, like, I feel like we're just kind of 291 00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:32,646 - cashing a paycheck here. 292 00:13:32,730 --> 00:13:36,400 So this is, like, my... I'm sorry. It's just like, I'm passionate about this. 293 00:13:36,484 --> 00:13:37,943 This is my first script and I'm excited, 294 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,653 -so I wanna do something big and... -What? 295 00:13:39,737 --> 00:13:40,779 Why don't we have, like, a fire? 296 00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:43,366 Like, somebody set on fire. That's, like, big. Or like, set a... 297 00:13:43,449 --> 00:13:45,659 -Fucking fire. -...building on fire or whatever. 298 00:13:45,743 --> 00:13:46,827 Are you typing this? 299 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,286 - Mmm-hmm. - She knows 300 00:13:48,371 --> 00:13:49,913 which ideas to write down. Don't worry about that. 301 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:52,958 Well, I didn't know she was, like, fuckin' Siskel and Ebert here, 302 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,126 -and judging what ideas are good-- -Gus, 303 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,794 -you need to calm down. -Thumbs up, thumbs down. 304 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,546 -You're no Siskel. You're no Ebert. -You're getting upset. 305 00:13:57,630 --> 00:13:58,964 She doesn't have to write all the ideas down. 306 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:00,758 Well, no, but everybody's noticing this, right? 307 00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:03,051 Like, you guys talk and her fingers move and then I start talking, 308 00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:06,680 and her fingers, like, become, like... She's, like, paralyzed or something. 309 00:14:06,764 --> 00:14:09,016 It's like, write down my ideas. Can I just... 310 00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:10,100 - No. No. - Gus, dude. 311 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,351 - Just let me look. - What are you doing? 312 00:14:11,435 --> 00:14:12,978 -I just wanna look. -What are you doing? 313 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:14,688 -Hands off the computer. -No, I'm not... Just let me... 314 00:14:14,772 --> 00:14:16,106 -We're done here. -Let me look. 315 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,691 -Cut it out! -Just let me look! 316 00:14:17,775 --> 00:14:19,943 - It's my fucking computer! - God damn it. 317 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,487 - Jesus. - Okay, hey. 318 00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:23,697 - What the fuck? - Okay. 319 00:14:23,781 --> 00:14:25,574 It's fine. And she didn't write it, 320 00:14:25,658 --> 00:14:27,284 - so, you know, I was right. - Okay, uh, Gus. 321 00:14:27,368 --> 00:14:29,537 - Dude! - I'm sorry. 322 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:31,329 That landed harder than I thought it would. 323 00:14:31,414 --> 00:14:32,956 Gus, outside right now. 324 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,251 Okay, I know that was inappropriate. 325 00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:37,920 -You're fired. -What? 326 00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,797 Yeah. Fired. 327 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:43,133 Fired how? Like, as the tutor or as, like, a writer or-- 328 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:46,679 Oh, as a writer, immediately. As a tutor, your last day is Friday. 329 00:14:46,762 --> 00:14:48,556 So I'm fired, but then I just have to, like, 330 00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:50,307 stick around for the rest of the week? 331 00:14:50,391 --> 00:14:53,143 Yes. I can't find a replacement on such short notice. 332 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:56,188 You fucked this up, Gus. Not me. 333 00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:59,316 You know what? Fuck you. 334 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,694 This place is toxic. 335 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,362 Okay. 336 00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:20,003 Hey. Hi, I'm looking for my cat. 337 00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:23,131 -All right, when did it go missing? -It's not an "it." It's a boy. 338 00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:28,220 It's Grandpa, and it's... I don't know. It's been, like, a day or two, or... 339 00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:30,973 Oh, no, we haven't had a cat like that come in here yet. 340 00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:33,350 Well, how do you know? Maybe you killed it already. 341 00:15:33,434 --> 00:15:35,436 -Excuse me? -I know what you do. 342 00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:37,312 This is a kill shelter. You kill cats. 343 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,690 No, ma'am, this is an open admission shelter. 344 00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:43,026 Without us, there'd be lots of pets roaming around in the streets, 345 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:45,278 getting hit by cars and starving to death. 346 00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:47,155 We save thousands of animals every year. 347 00:15:47,239 --> 00:15:49,199 Yeah, well, how many do you put in the incinerator? 348 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,118 We don't have an incinerator. 349 00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:53,704 -We don't even-- -Well, you must kill 'em somehow! 350 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:54,830 -No-- -You must burn 'em, right? 351 00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:56,665 How do you get rid of all their little bodies? 352 00:15:56,749 --> 00:15:58,250 Where do you put 'em all after you kill 'em? 353 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,669 Do you bury them in a pit back there? 354 00:16:00,753 --> 00:16:04,757 No, we don't... We don't burn them. We don't have an incinerator. 355 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:07,259 -We don't even have Wi-Fi. -Then how do you kill 'em? 356 00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:10,971 -We don't kill them. Well-- -Yes, you do kill them! 357 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:15,726 Yes, uh, once in a while... Sometime... Look, we're just a charity, all right? 358 00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:20,564 And we only exist because people like you lose their pets all the time. 359 00:16:20,648 --> 00:16:23,942 I'm taking care of 85 animals by myself right now 360 00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:25,903 because you can't take care of one. 361 00:16:26,904 --> 00:16:28,572 Am I a horrible person? 362 00:16:29,657 --> 00:16:31,825 Compared to me, yes. 363 00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:36,622 -Hey. -Hi. 364 00:16:37,748 --> 00:16:40,000 -You okay? -No, I just got fired. 365 00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:42,127 -What? -You should be happy. 366 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,046 You don't have to deal with me anymore, right? 367 00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:46,715 -What happened? -Hey, you wouldn't understand, all right? 368 00:16:46,799 --> 00:16:50,218 -It's, like, a grown-up thing. -Yeah, I would. Just tell me. 369 00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:54,306 I stood up for myself and the integrity of myself as an artist, 370 00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:57,100 and Susan Cheryl, who's a fucking hack 371 00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,687 and a fucking asshole, couldn't deal with it. 372 00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:01,564 Okay? So that's what happened to me. 373 00:17:01,647 --> 00:17:05,526 She has a lot of insecurities. When she gets triggered, she lashes out. 374 00:17:05,609 --> 00:17:07,027 She'll change her mind, I promise. 375 00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:10,989 Oh, my God. No, she won't, Arya. She's not gonna change her mind. 376 00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:12,908 Yes, she will. We're a family. 377 00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:16,328 Arya, I don't know how to say this, but we are not a family, okay? 378 00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:19,164 This, everything here, is a business. 379 00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:22,793 So as soon as the ratings go down, or the show gets canceled, 380 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:25,170 everybody's goin' their separate ways, okay? 381 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:28,966 Nobody's staying together. Nobody's emailing or texting, okay? 382 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:32,385 Nobody's friends here. Nobody loves each other here, okay? 383 00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:36,098 -So you're just leaving? -Friday's my last day, Arya. 384 00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:38,058 We'll still be friends, right? 385 00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:41,895 You know, I don't think so. I don't think so. 386 00:17:41,979 --> 00:17:45,357 -Why not? -Because you're 12 years old, Arya, 387 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,984 and I'm 31 years old. 388 00:17:47,610 --> 00:17:50,070 A grown adult man doesn't just, you know, 389 00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:55,492 go out, hangin' with a young, pre-pubescent girl, okay? 390 00:17:55,576 --> 00:17:58,411 I'm not Woody Allen, all right? I don't hang out with people 391 00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:02,833 who are one-sixteenth my age, okay? 392 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:06,044 I'm not your teacher anymore, so I can't be your friend. 393 00:18:16,847 --> 00:18:18,932 Ooh, excuse me. One sec, guys. 394 00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:21,309 Dead man walkin'. 395 00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:23,604 When he gets in there, say, "Dead man walkin'." 396 00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:26,148 Come on, let's go, people. 397 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:30,568 Okay, ladies and gentlemen, we have a live flame coming. 398 00:18:30,653 --> 00:18:34,489 That means I need everyone to stay three, three feet away from the pentagram. 399 00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:37,826 Thank you. Let's go ahead and cue the flame, please. 400 00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:42,455 All right, rolling rolling. 401 00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:44,457 -Settle. -Let's settle, people. 402 00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:48,503 And... action! 403 00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:52,257 Fear not the dead, dear cousin. 404 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,592 They bring us secrets from the world beyond. 405 00:19:02,935 --> 00:19:04,436 Why the fuck isn't she saying anything? 406 00:19:04,519 --> 00:19:08,065 The line is, "But are you sure we have the power to control them?" 407 00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:09,817 I know the goddamn line. 408 00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:12,903 Yeah, cut, cut. The timing's off anyway. Jesus. 409 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,738 - I need to speak with you. 410 00:19:14,822 --> 00:19:16,699 Gus, too. Now. 411 00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:18,701 Uh... 412 00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:22,204 -You're in huge trouble. -I'm already fired. 413 00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:23,997 Copy that, standing by. 414 00:19:24,081 --> 00:19:26,416 I'm not working until you re-hire Gus. 415 00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:29,920 I'm sorry, but I can't do that. 416 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,255 He's my tutor! He's responsible for my education. 417 00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:35,217 He's been acting out and misbehaving in ways that we cannot allow. 418 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,593 Well, that's because you made him a writer. 419 00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:37,803 Why did you do that? 420 00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:41,223 Every time he makes a comment on the show, it's completely wrong! 421 00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:44,059 He just doesn't understand the campy quality of the show. 422 00:19:46,729 --> 00:19:49,940 I agree, Arya. But it's not your decision, okay? It's done. 423 00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:52,484 If he's not here on Monday, I'm not going into makeup. 424 00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:54,486 Yes, you are because you are under contract. 425 00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:56,363 I'm 12. My contract means shit. 426 00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:58,699 It actually does mean shit, okay? 427 00:19:58,782 --> 00:19:59,908 Because if you quit here, 428 00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:02,160 you won't be able to work anywhere else for two years. 429 00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:04,830 I don't wanna work here. I don't wanna work anywhere. 430 00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:06,539 I just wanna raise show dogs. 431 00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:09,209 Copy that. Susan, we are fighting the clock big time. 432 00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:14,547 Fine. Fine. Okay? Gus can stay on. Okay? Are you happy? 433 00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:15,883 Thank you. 434 00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:19,720 Fuckin' Gus, man. 435 00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:21,471 Way to get a child to fight your battles for you. 436 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,181 -Hey, I didn't ask her-- -You're a cunt, man. 437 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:26,268 I'm a cunt? I-- I didn't ask her to do this. 438 00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:28,061 Shut the fuck up, guys. Let's go. 439 00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:30,147 And settle. 440 00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:32,399 And... 441 00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:34,317 action! 442 00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:48,456 "Our fantasies or the objects of our sexual obsession 443 00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:51,418 often render us immobile." 444 00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:54,379 Boy, don't I know that. 445 00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:56,589 So, okay, my bottom. 446 00:20:58,008 --> 00:21:02,470 I guess it was when my boss put his hand on my thigh, 447 00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:05,098 which I interpreted as, "Let's get married." 448 00:21:05,182 --> 00:21:07,267 My qualifier is my cousin. 449 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:11,438 We always had this little flirty thing since we were kids, but, you know, 450 00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:14,775 we'd never act on it... until we did. 451 00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:18,445 We had sex the night before his wedding. 452 00:21:18,528 --> 00:21:21,907 And he's not, like, my fifth cousin. He's my first cousin. 453 00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:25,243 I know that's fucked up. Sorry. 454 00:21:25,911 --> 00:21:30,457 - Hi. Waverly, love and sex addict. - Hi, Waverly. 455 00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:33,794 I was fat and ugly in high school. 456 00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:36,671 I'm not being hard on myself, trust me. 457 00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:41,468 I wore sweatpants every day because that is all I could fit into. 458 00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:46,932 I knew I wanted a divorce three years before I asked her for one. 459 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:51,269 What can I say? I was scared. 460 00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:56,608 I... don't wanna die alone. 461 00:21:56,691 --> 00:22:01,196 All I wanted my whole life was to find a man who would love me, 462 00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:03,531 because I thought that was gonna make me happy. 463 00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:08,120 Because at the end of the day, I was still that 12-year-old girl 464 00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:09,872 who felt like she was gonna die 465 00:22:09,955 --> 00:22:13,166 because she really wanted a boyfriend and couldn't get one. 466 00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:15,085 Anyway... 467 00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:18,671 tonight I am celebrating one year as a single woman. 468 00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:20,298 - Great. - Thank you. 469 00:22:22,926 --> 00:22:26,638 Which is something I never thought I could do, 470 00:22:26,721 --> 00:22:28,723 nor did I want to. 471 00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:35,230 I spent my whole life trying to avoid being alone because I was terrified. 472 00:22:35,313 --> 00:22:38,942 But after this experience, it's like, this rules. 473 00:22:39,026 --> 00:22:43,238 Not only did I not die from loneliness like I thought I would, 474 00:22:43,321 --> 00:22:45,490 I never even really felt alone, 475 00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:48,160 probably because you guys were forcing me to hang out with you. 476 00:22:58,420 --> 00:23:01,381 I mean, at least you got your tutoring job back. That's good. 477 00:23:01,464 --> 00:23:05,760 Yeah, it's just, like, you know, in the most emasculating way possible. 478 00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:08,888 Having a child save your job, you know? 479 00:23:08,972 --> 00:23:10,140 --It's a little rough. 480 00:23:10,223 --> 00:23:12,600 I don't know, just, like... 481 00:23:12,684 --> 00:23:15,228 I don't know how much longer I can do this. 482 00:23:15,312 --> 00:23:17,814 Like, I got to go on set now and, like, face those writers 483 00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:20,275 after I ate shit in front of them. It's fucking humiliating. 484 00:23:20,358 --> 00:23:24,029 Okay, okay, listen, you gotta turn this around, okay? 485 00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:27,615 It is not that bad. We are young, we are sexy, we are healthy. 486 00:23:27,699 --> 00:23:31,411 And we're not in, like, fucking Pakistan, starving to death, you know? 487 00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:32,912 - I try to-- 488 00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:34,456 -All right. -Ooh! It's Susan Cheryl. 489 00:23:34,539 --> 00:23:37,375 -Hold on. Give me a second. -Oh, okay. 490 00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:40,045 Hi, Susan. Hi, yeah, yeah, yeah. 491 00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:42,047 Yeah, I got time. 492 00:23:42,130 --> 00:23:44,424 Oh, my God. 493 00:23:44,507 --> 00:23:47,260 Did I... Did I do something? Was it me? 494 00:23:49,262 --> 00:23:51,014 Oh, okay. 495 00:23:51,098 --> 00:23:55,685 No, no, it was an honor working with you, too. I really... 496 00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:58,688 Mmm-hmm. Yeah. 497 00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:01,816 I... I'm sure we will cross paths again. 498 00:24:03,693 --> 00:24:04,736 Okay. 499 00:24:06,279 --> 00:24:09,532 They just killed me off the show. 500 00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:11,868 -What? They did? -Yeah, they did. 501 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,287 -Oh, God, I'm sorry. -Bummer. 502 00:24:14,371 --> 00:24:17,124 It's okay. It's just kind of, like, bad timing, 503 00:24:17,207 --> 00:24:19,751 'cause I... I just signed a lease 504 00:24:19,834 --> 00:24:22,212 for, like, a year at this really nice apartment, 505 00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:25,465 and, yeah, I turned down this role in a Liam Neeson movie 506 00:24:25,548 --> 00:24:27,259 because it conflicted with the Witchita schedules. 507 00:24:27,342 --> 00:24:28,343 Oh, fuck. 508 00:24:28,426 --> 00:24:30,053 I'm gonna get it back. I'm gonna get it back. 509 00:24:30,137 --> 00:24:32,264 -It's just, um, you know, I gotta... -Okay. 510 00:24:32,347 --> 00:24:34,099 ...talk to all my agents and all that stuff. 511 00:24:34,182 --> 00:24:36,601 - It's, like, a lot of... Ugh. - Right. Yeah, yeah. 512 00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:39,604 Yeah. I was just really, like, counting on that income right now. 513 00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:43,816 -I bet. Ugh, Jesus, I'm so sorry. -It's okay. 514 00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:46,236 I just want you to know, in the interest of, like, 515 00:24:46,319 --> 00:24:47,820 full disclosure or whatever, 516 00:24:47,904 --> 00:24:50,282 you know, I was in the room when that happened, 517 00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:51,408 but I didn't, like... 518 00:24:51,491 --> 00:24:54,952 I wasn't the one who originally... pitched killing you off or anything. 519 00:24:55,037 --> 00:24:57,247 It's okay, I know that you don't actually have any say 520 00:24:57,330 --> 00:24:59,832 in what happens with the script, okay? 521 00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:03,295 Oh. Really, like, no say? 522 00:25:03,378 --> 00:25:07,174 I dunno. I'm still getting like, "story by" and stuff, so... Jesus. 523 00:25:07,257 --> 00:25:09,092 It's not like we're married. I don't need you, like, 524 00:25:09,176 --> 00:25:12,512 in the room, defending my honor and protecting my character, okay? 525 00:25:12,595 --> 00:25:14,681 Yeah, I know, and I don't think we're married. 526 00:25:14,764 --> 00:25:16,058 I never said that we were married. 527 00:25:16,141 --> 00:25:17,600 I'm not saying that's what you said, 528 00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:19,436 -but that's good that you know that... -Okay. 529 00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:21,813 ...because this is just a set crush, is what this is. 530 00:25:21,896 --> 00:25:24,023 You're aware of that, right? 531 00:25:24,107 --> 00:25:28,111 -Yeah. I mean, I guess I was, always. -Okay. 532 00:25:28,195 --> 00:25:30,530 Like, clearly this was never about... 533 00:25:30,613 --> 00:25:32,031 two people who actually care about each other. 534 00:25:32,115 --> 00:25:33,158 Right. Mmm-hmm. 535 00:25:33,241 --> 00:25:34,659 I think that was always obvious to us both-- 536 00:25:34,742 --> 00:25:37,579 And I mean, since I'm not gonna be on the set 537 00:25:37,662 --> 00:25:40,873 past this fucking week, then I think that maybe we should just, 538 00:25:40,957 --> 00:25:44,252 - you know... - Yeah. 539 00:25:44,336 --> 00:25:45,920 -Call it like it is. Right? -Call it quits. Yeah. 540 00:25:46,003 --> 00:25:47,464 -I get it. -Okay. 541 00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:50,925 -I feel good about that. -Me, too. 542 00:25:51,008 --> 00:25:54,096 That seems to be the... All right, well, 543 00:25:54,179 --> 00:25:55,972 -I'm gonna go then, because... -Okay. 544 00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:57,890 I'm not trying to be an asshole, I just... 545 00:25:57,974 --> 00:25:59,642 This is gonna be super fucking awkward dinner... 546 00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:00,810 -Yeah. -...and I don't wanna have to, like, 547 00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:01,936 -deal with it, yeah. -No, you know what? 548 00:26:02,019 --> 00:26:03,062 I don't wanna stay here. I'm not staying here. 549 00:26:03,146 --> 00:26:06,108 Well, you... We can't both... Okay, you go first. 550 00:26:06,191 --> 00:26:07,734 -Thank you. -All right. 551 00:26:07,817 --> 00:26:10,362 Ah, I guess... 552 00:26:11,779 --> 00:26:14,031 Good luck? Bye? I don't know, okay. 553 00:26:14,116 --> 00:26:15,408 It's "break a leg." 554 00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:17,827 A leg. 555 00:26:19,704 --> 00:26:21,664 Break a leg? 556 00:26:34,552 --> 00:26:38,055 Look who came back. It's a miracle. 557 00:26:38,140 --> 00:26:41,518 Aw! Grandpa! 558 00:26:41,601 --> 00:26:45,730 Welcome home, my precious baby doll. 559 00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:48,275 --I can't believe he's all right. 560 00:26:48,358 --> 00:26:50,318 Grampsy, we love you, little boy. 561 00:26:50,402 --> 00:26:51,569 -Aw! -Do you wanna... 562 00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:54,656 No, I'm just gonna go sit in my room for a minute. 563 00:27:15,593 --> 00:27:19,138 Nothing. Shit. 564 00:29:34,649 --> 00:29:37,234 Having a party? 565 00:29:37,319 --> 00:29:39,404 No, this is all for me. 566 00:29:39,487 --> 00:29:41,823 -Ah. -Yeah... 567 00:29:41,906 --> 00:29:43,366 I had a shitty day today, so... 568 00:29:43,450 --> 00:29:46,953 -Comfort food. -Mmm-hmm. Yeah. Yup. 569 00:29:47,036 --> 00:29:51,040 Just gonna go home and go into a food coma, you know? 570 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:53,751 -Oh, isn't that the best? -I mean, girls do it all the time, right? 571 00:29:53,835 --> 00:29:56,003 Right. Why can't we? 572 00:29:56,087 --> 00:29:57,714 Exactly, yeah. 573 00:30:05,763 --> 00:30:07,056 Hey, Gus. 574 00:30:09,309 --> 00:30:13,730 I saw your Instagram and I figured you might come here, so I... 575 00:30:13,813 --> 00:30:17,108 I'm, um... I just wanted to say-- 576 00:30:17,191 --> 00:30:20,653 -Jesus, Mickey, come on... -Just, I just want to apologize to you 577 00:30:20,737 --> 00:30:23,280 'cause I know I fucked everything up and I'm really sorry 578 00:30:23,365 --> 00:30:24,991 and I haven't been honest with you. 579 00:30:25,074 --> 00:30:29,161 There's a lot of stuff that I didn't tell you about myself, um... 580 00:30:29,245 --> 00:30:30,287 I'm an addict. 581 00:30:30,372 --> 00:30:34,501 I'm, uh... I'm a drug addict and I'm an alcoholic 582 00:30:34,584 --> 00:30:37,712 and I'm a sex and love addict and I... 583 00:30:38,630 --> 00:30:41,758 I think I need to just be by myself for maybe, like, a year 584 00:30:41,841 --> 00:30:46,137 and try and figure this shit out, but I wanted to say that I'm sorry to you 585 00:30:46,220 --> 00:30:52,352 because you were a great guy and I really had such a good time with you 586 00:30:52,435 --> 00:30:54,979 and maybe in a year, 587 00:30:55,062 --> 00:30:57,440 if you're willing, 588 00:30:57,524 --> 00:31:00,026 I would love to get maybe a coffee with you and...