1 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:26,943 Mmm. 2 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:33,283 - Good morning. - Good morning. 3 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:36,703 Oh, God, I've got bad morning breath. 4 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:39,956 I don't care. I like your morning breath. 5 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:43,918 - I like yours, too. - Yeah? 6 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:45,837 - Is that gross? - Mnh-mnh. 7 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:47,672 - Are we totally gross? - No. 8 00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:50,007 I missed you. 9 00:00:50,675 --> 00:00:53,511 - When? - While we were asleep. 10 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:55,513 I missed you in sleep. 11 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:58,433 Oh, my God. You're such a little mush. 12 00:00:58,516 --> 00:01:01,227 You're the mush. You just don't want to admit it. 13 00:01:07,817 --> 00:01:10,195 I gotta wake up. 14 00:01:10,278 --> 00:01:12,072 Waking up sucks! 15 00:01:12,989 --> 00:01:16,326 Hey, so, what's the plan for tonight? 16 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:20,497 'Cause I was just thinking about going from work to the bowling alley. 17 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:22,165 Does that work for you? 18 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:25,543 Yeah, I figure we could just meet Syd and Jeff there. 19 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:29,255 Hey, Mickey. Quick question. Is one of my balls hanging out? 20 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:36,805 - No. - Thank you. I appreciate your honesty. 21 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:39,516 - I think that's what makes this work. - Yep. 22 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,644 You! 23 00:01:43,561 --> 00:01:46,189 I have to get ready! 24 00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:51,611 Are you hungry? Do you want me to make you some breakfast? 25 00:01:51,694 --> 00:01:54,656 Would you make me a blanket burrito? 26 00:01:54,739 --> 00:01:58,535 Oh, do you want a little breakfast blanket burrito? 27 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:01,287 One order coming right up. 28 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:12,590 Oh, somebody's hungry for a little breakfast burrito, sizzle, sizzle. 29 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:13,883 - Want salsa on it? - Mm-hmm. 30 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,260 Sour cream? 31 00:02:15,343 --> 00:02:16,678 Little egg? 32 00:02:19,597 --> 00:02:20,597 Mmm. 33 00:02:22,767 --> 00:02:24,686 Micks, you're wearing my shirt. 34 00:02:24,769 --> 00:02:28,481 Yes! I saw it in the dryer, and I thought it looked so cute. 35 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:29,607 Is that okay? 36 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:32,235 It's great because I've actually been looking all over for it, 37 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:34,529 and now I know exactly where it is. 38 00:02:34,612 --> 00:02:35,864 Yep. There it is. 39 00:02:35,947 --> 00:02:37,323 - Yeah. - Yeah. 40 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:41,661 Whoa! Did any of you guys hear those cats fighting outside last night, man? 41 00:02:41,744 --> 00:02:43,121 What? No. 42 00:02:43,204 --> 00:02:47,292 They woke me up. They were so loud. These cats were hashing it out. 43 00:02:50,628 --> 00:02:52,088 Cats can get pretty noisy. 44 00:02:52,797 --> 00:02:54,215 You're telling me. 45 00:02:58,344 --> 00:02:59,429 That's my fruit. 46 00:03:00,054 --> 00:03:01,389 It's really good. Thanks. 47 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:05,101 Cats are weird, man. Did I tell you about my cat Zip? 48 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:08,897 This one time, I thought she was fighting this other cat. 49 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:11,900 I went to tear 'em apart, but it turns out Zip was having sex. 50 00:03:11,983 --> 00:03:14,527 Yes, you've shared that gem before. 51 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:18,448 When I pulled my hand away, it was covered in all this weird goo. 52 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:21,534 Great. I can start my day now that I've heard about cat jizz. 53 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:25,288 - Well... - Can you move in a little? 54 00:03:25,371 --> 00:03:26,664 All right. 55 00:03:28,082 --> 00:03:30,168 Squeeze play. 56 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:33,922 Man. Who shoved a pole up her ass today? 57 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:34,881 - Don't say that. - That's not fair. 58 00:03:34,964 --> 00:03:35,798 Okay, sorry. 59 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:37,091 - Have a good day. - Bye. 60 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:38,468 - Bye. - Bye. 61 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:39,802 See you, dude. 62 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:41,179 I'm kidding! 63 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:22,637 Where are we? 64 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:24,760 The basement of the old department store. 65 00:04:25,139 --> 00:04:27,141 Hey, guys. This way. In here. 66 00:04:30,853 --> 00:04:32,397 Are you sure we're safe here? 67 00:04:32,897 --> 00:04:36,317 I promised I'd keep you safe, right? So, yeah, we're safe. 68 00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:50,957 You're all witnesses. The... 69 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:55,336 I'm sorry. I can't. All this blood all over your face, dude. 70 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:57,130 Arya, you're doing great. 71 00:04:57,213 --> 00:04:59,275 Annie, we have to get this while the blood looks fresh. 72 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:00,174 - Sorry. - Jesus! 73 00:05:00,258 --> 00:05:02,111 Stay in the scene so we don't have to do it again. 74 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:03,428 Fuck! What was my line? 75 00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:05,972 "You're all witnesses. That means we're all in this together." 76 00:05:06,055 --> 00:05:08,099 We're all in this together. 77 00:05:08,182 --> 00:05:09,309 "We're all witnesses!" 78 00:05:11,227 --> 00:05:13,938 We're all witnesses. That... 79 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:17,233 I'm sorry, I can't! It's coming out of your nose. 80 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,443 It's funny. It's good. 81 00:05:18,526 --> 00:05:22,155 - Say your fucking line! - Oh, my God. Okay? Chill out. 82 00:05:22,238 --> 00:05:23,531 Jesus! Cut! 83 00:05:23,614 --> 00:05:26,993 Cut! We are resetting! All teams in here please. 84 00:05:27,076 --> 00:05:28,870 Arya, you cannot call cut! 85 00:05:28,953 --> 00:05:32,582 Whatever, I just did it! This is a continuity nightmare! 86 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:34,667 Let's go, everybody! Move in here. 87 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:40,298 Look at my aunt. It's our first day back at work. She's already stressed. 88 00:05:40,381 --> 00:05:44,135 - She'll catch shingles again. - She must be stressed with this retool. 89 00:05:44,218 --> 00:05:45,678 - Hey! - Ow! What? 90 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:48,765 Don't say the word "retool," okay? It's a reimagining. 91 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:49,766 Very important to Susan. 92 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:53,186 No, it's called "doing everything not to get canceled." 93 00:05:53,269 --> 00:05:55,188 They're putting the show in present day, 94 00:05:55,271 --> 00:05:56,898 adding teenagers and monsters. 95 00:05:56,981 --> 00:06:01,736 Are you serious? I love the changes. Arya, playing her own granddaughter, 96 00:06:01,819 --> 00:06:04,655 fighting monsters in the present day. That rules. 97 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:07,992 When they said mummy, I got, like, super excited. 98 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:12,914 Can I borrow your pom-poms when you're done waving 'em around like a cheerleader? 99 00:06:12,997 --> 00:06:16,000 Susan Cheryl's not around to hear you kiss her ass. 100 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:17,543 Oh, my God. Whatever. 101 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:21,631 I guess I could be negative like you guys, but I don't know, 102 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:24,842 my thing is if you put posi-hivity out into the world, 103 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:26,135 then you get positivity back. 104 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,304 - What's "posi-hivity"? - "Posi-hivity"! 105 00:06:28,387 --> 00:06:31,432 I misspoke. You know what I meant. I said "positivity." 106 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:33,351 You distinctly said "posi-hivity." 107 00:06:33,434 --> 00:06:35,728 - How should we know what that means? - I heard it. 108 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:37,146 You knew what I meant. 109 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:40,525 If you imagine you want a good parking spot, you'll get one. 110 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:42,944 You don't have to explain positivity to me, dude. 111 00:06:43,027 --> 00:06:46,781 I spent $100 on mindfulness apps. I know what I'm doing. 112 00:06:46,864 --> 00:06:48,866 Fuck the haters, man. 113 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:50,993 No, it's fine. 114 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:53,746 - Can you keep a secret? - What's going on? 115 00:06:54,455 --> 00:06:55,832 This is my last teaching job. 116 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:57,667 Look around. See the show we're making? 117 00:06:57,750 --> 00:07:00,378 - This is everybody's last job. - I'm serious. 118 00:07:00,461 --> 00:07:04,257 Six more months of kids neglecting me while I teach the US Constitution, 119 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:06,175 - and I'm out. - Sound like a solid plan. 120 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:08,719 - Oh! I'll be right back. - Cool. 121 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:12,223 - Evan. - I don't have time right now. 122 00:07:12,306 --> 00:07:16,018 I know. I wanted to get you something. A little welcome-back present. 123 00:07:16,894 --> 00:07:19,897 - Wow! - They're noise-canceling headphones. 124 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:23,192 Next time you're sick of hearing me, you can pop those on. 125 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:27,113 Thanks. This gift is really intense. 126 00:07:27,196 --> 00:07:32,368 Oh. Well, you're welcome. I just... I wanted to start off on the right foot. 127 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:34,662 - Cool. - Cool. 128 00:07:34,745 --> 00:07:36,038 - Thanks, man. - Yeah. 129 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:38,124 - All right. - All right. 130 00:07:44,505 --> 00:07:46,924 Okay, we're gonna have a good six months. 131 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:48,634 Okay. 132 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:53,931 Fuck me. 133 00:07:55,683 --> 00:07:57,518 Would you wanna do as a topic, 134 00:07:57,602 --> 00:08:00,438 when that girl talked about getting horny while on her period? 135 00:08:00,521 --> 00:08:04,317 - I loved that. It's true. I do. - Me, too. Nobody talks about it. 136 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:07,028 Sounds like some real feminism at work here, huh? 137 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:10,364 Whoo! Getting that millennial perspective, right? 138 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:12,408 Uh... Or when that woman talked about 139 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,386 how her husband can't get hard on their honeymoon. 140 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:17,455 - We could turn that into something. - That could be a whole episode on... 141 00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:21,792 I'm doing a thing on impotence today. You might wanna steer clear of that. 142 00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:25,379 Well, actually, we talked about it on our show first, so... 143 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:28,925 So, what? You don't own impotence. 144 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:31,135 No, but I heard that you do. 145 00:08:33,262 --> 00:08:34,262 Fuck. 146 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:38,184 Relax! There's gonna be some crossover with our shows. It's fine. 147 00:08:38,267 --> 00:08:39,685 Apparently, there's a lot! 148 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:44,398 Last week, I did a whole thing on withholding orgasms. 149 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:48,778 I tune into your show the next day, big surprise. 150 00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:51,781 "Today's topic: Withholding orgasms." 151 00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:55,243 Or whatever you called it. "When Your Bae Won't Cum." 152 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:58,037 So you think that we're stealing from you? 153 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:03,251 I'll just say this. If imitation is the highest form of flattery, 154 00:09:03,834 --> 00:09:06,254 well, then I'm very flattered. Okay? 155 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:11,384 All righty. You have to keep this between you and me for now. 156 00:09:12,176 --> 00:09:13,261 Oh, juicy. 157 00:09:13,844 --> 00:09:18,099 Starting next week, Dr. Greg's show is going from two hours to one. 158 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:21,477 - Be nice. Okay. - Sorry. 159 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:24,021 - It's just cut in half. Wow. Okay. - Yeah. 160 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:28,317 And that hour is going to another show. 161 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:33,656 Your show! Yours! Stella's! 162 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:39,370 - What? Really? - It's great. It's the best news ever. 163 00:09:39,453 --> 00:09:40,496 Wow! 164 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:42,540 Does Greg know yet? 165 00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:46,836 No. I like to give the good news first. Warms me up for the bad news. 166 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:48,759 - Do you want me to tell him? - You don't mind? 167 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:51,591 Do I mind telling Greg I'm taking an hour from him? 168 00:09:52,508 --> 00:09:53,884 No, not at all. 169 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:58,055 Hey, I'm Jayke. I'm from Texas. I'm excited to be part of the show. 170 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:02,268 I love clothes. I also love music. I write it. 171 00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:05,646 All right. Cool. That's great. Jayke. 172 00:10:06,188 --> 00:10:10,276 Now you just toss that ball. Just toss it to somebody. 173 00:10:10,359 --> 00:10:12,570 Marina. I'm from Vancouver. 174 00:10:13,529 --> 00:10:16,907 I don't know. Brooklyn's teaching me how to drive. 175 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:19,410 - It's not going amazing. - Yeah. You suck. 176 00:10:19,493 --> 00:10:21,454 I wouldn't talk. You ran over a cat. 177 00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:23,497 - Oh... - What? 178 00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:25,958 Uh-oh. 179 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:29,754 - Arya? - I'm Arya. 180 00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:33,215 And as someone who has been in Gus' classes before, 181 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:36,093 I can tell you that we do not do anything here. 182 00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:38,471 We just waste time until we're needed on set. 183 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:44,018 And since this is not a real school, it does not matter if you try or not. 184 00:10:44,101 --> 00:10:46,312 - Not funny. Yeah. - Damn. 185 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,648 Good to know. 186 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:51,692 Wait. Who has read the script for the next episode? 187 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:54,403 Yeah, I read it. There's, like, flying and stuff, right? 188 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:55,404 Bunch of wires. 189 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,906 We all get to fly? 190 00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:59,533 Yeah, everyone gets to fly except Arya. 191 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:02,495 Doesn't matter. I've done wires before. It's a pain in the ass. 192 00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:05,373 I had to do it three days in a row on Liberty Down. 193 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:09,377 Very subtle name-drop on the big movie you were in. 194 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:10,586 Hey. 195 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,756 "I'm Arya. I had to do this movie Liberty Down. 196 00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:15,633 - God, it sucked." - Okay, guys, all right. 197 00:11:15,716 --> 00:11:19,387 "I had to work with Brad. Bradley Cooper. But he's really nice. 198 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:21,931 He's, like, so cool. We text all the time." 199 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:26,268 Enough goofing around. I'm a goofball too, but let's not be disrespectful. 200 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:30,314 If all of our characters get to fly, why doesn't Arya's? 201 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:34,193 Susan said it's because my character's still too young. 202 00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:38,114 She hasn't developed all her "witch" powers. 203 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:40,157 - That makes sense. - Oh, my God... 204 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:43,619 Okay. All right. Let's leave Arya alone for a second 205 00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:46,205 and just jump into some math. 206 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,587 Hey. Uh... 207 00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:58,509 - Truman said you wanted to see me. - You're gonna wanna shut the door. 208 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:02,888 Yeah. Okay. Sure. 209 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,768 - Have a seat. - Okay. 210 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:13,023 What's going on? 211 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:18,904 - They're cutting an hour from your show. - Wait. Why? Who said? 212 00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:23,701 The bosses from Subzero in New York. 213 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:27,371 There's no warning? I lose an hour? Who's getting it? 214 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:30,958 Okay. Here's where it gets awkward. Me and Stella. 215 00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:34,128 - What? Fuck off now! - Okay! 216 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:36,839 Oh, my God. 217 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:41,552 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 218 00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:46,265 Oh. 219 00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:48,809 - I get it. - Get what? 220 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:52,062 I knew this was gonna happen. I saw all the signs. 221 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:54,648 - It all started with the posters. - The posters? 222 00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:58,694 My poster was the first thing you saw when you came into the office. 223 00:12:58,777 --> 00:13:03,240 Then it was replaced by Stella's poster, and now, it's next to the bathroom. 224 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,659 Ten feet away from a fucking toilet! 225 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,620 I think you're being paranoid. 226 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:12,708 Congratulations, Mickey. You have taken an hour away from me. 227 00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:15,294 - I didn't take your hour away. - You didn't? 228 00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:17,588 No, your ratings have been dropping for months. 229 00:13:17,671 --> 00:13:21,425 - I'm sorry! It's not my fault. - See you later. 230 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:24,094 You never listen to me! I tried to tell you. 231 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,597 You gotta switch it up. No more canned calls. 232 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:29,517 Then you'd go, "No, you get on the phone and..." 233 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,268 You win! You win! 234 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:34,855 Have fun winning the rest of your very short life 235 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:38,692 after you relapse! 236 00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,866 That was amazing. 237 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,952 On behalf of the office, I wanna thank you. 238 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:52,414 - I think he lost the rest of his hair. - He did not take that well. 239 00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:56,293 Your energy's weird. I'm gonna go. 240 00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:58,003 - Okay. - Okay. 241 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:06,136 Uh-huh. Yeah. I agree. I agree 100%. 242 00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:10,599 I don't like that idea, but I agree with the first thing you said. 243 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,351 I mean, we can try it. 244 00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:14,674 If it doesn't work, we cut it. Right? 245 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:24,071 Yeah. Okay. All right. Will do. 246 00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:25,488 Bye. 247 00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:30,786 What were we talking about? 248 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,163 Oh! Right, right. Um... 249 00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:36,792 I need you to start coming in earlier to teach. Like, six a.m. 250 00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:40,462 We have so many kids and have to start front-loading our days. 251 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:43,549 Yeah. No, I wanna make you happy. 252 00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:46,510 So, whatever I can do to be of value to you... 253 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:50,264 Your value is that you're a pushover who doesn't get in my way. 254 00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:52,099 Don't fuck up your best quality. 255 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:54,601 Okay. 256 00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:56,395 Can I borrow her for a second? 257 00:14:58,647 --> 00:14:59,857 All right. 258 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:08,282 - Do you want this open... - Closed. 259 00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:13,746 - Jesus. - Jesus Christ. 260 00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:15,080 What the fuck? 261 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,708 - He got me a gift. Headphones. - What? 262 00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:19,585 Like it's our anniversary. 263 00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:21,629 - God, he triggers me. - Yeah. 264 00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,047 Something about his face. 265 00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:27,384 For me, it's his voice. He's just such a cloying, needy little... 266 00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:34,183 Hey. 267 00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:37,728 Tough first day, huh? 268 00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:40,689 You've had a bad day? I'm stuck in this shithole. 269 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,734 God, they won't let me do a voice on Trolls 2. 270 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:47,488 You know, Arya, just some friendly advice. 271 00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:50,574 You should be more grateful for everything you got. 272 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:53,202 I'm the asshole for not appreciating my money? 273 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:57,790 Jesus, have you seen the other kids? I'm a parent's dream compared to them. 274 00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,934 In a month, they're all gonna be living at Charlie Sheen's house. 275 00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:04,171 Pretty sweet setup. I'd take it. 276 00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:05,547 Whoa! 277 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:08,509 Hey, honey. Sorry, I'm late. They kept me at the gate. 278 00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:11,679 Oh... Cool new car. 279 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,389 The studio gave it to her. 280 00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:16,558 They want her to do the Liberty Down sequel. 281 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:19,937 The movie hasn't come out yet, and it's testing off the charts. 282 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,981 But you're not old enough to drive. 283 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:24,066 It's not like they'd give me a bike. 284 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:28,028 Okay. Well, you have fun in this dope new ride. 285 00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:30,864 Can't wait to see you behind the wheel when you turn 16. 286 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:32,574 I won't drive a two-year-old car. 287 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,702 We'll donate it to Planned Parenthood. 288 00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:36,453 Buckle up, babe. 289 00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:38,497 Let's go. 290 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,000 - Bye, Gus. - Bye. 291 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:09,236 ♪ Party people Your dreams have now been fulfilled ♪ 292 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:11,989 ♪ Get your ass up, and let's get ill ♪ 293 00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:14,116 ♪ That's right, y'all We're more than rough ♪ 294 00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:15,576 ♪ We callin' your bluff ♪ 295 00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:19,538 - ♪ And when it comes to rhymes ♪ - ♪ Yo! ♪ 296 00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:21,749 I recognize it's a little confusing 297 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:24,512 for somebody to follow my filmography because, say, you really think 298 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:29,173 The Grinch or Willow is a blast and a great fantasy movie or something, 299 00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:31,484 - how are you gonna feel about Frost/Nixon? - Right. 300 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:48,984 - Hi, guys! - Hey, girl! 301 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,904 - Hey. Aw. - Hey! 302 00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:53,781 I'm so happy we're doing this. 303 00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:55,365 - Hi. - Hi. Good to see you. 304 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:58,994 Can't believe how fast I got here. I thought it'd be forever, 305 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,413 but today everything was a green light. 306 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,248 It was like bing, bing, bing. 307 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:07,002 We did the HOV lane, so... 308 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,880 Honey, Jeff, I'm not trying to embarrass you... 309 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:11,965 But you're gonna. 310 00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:13,717 Why the shorts? 311 00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:16,637 We're playing sports. 312 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:21,433 Let's just... Anytime we leave the house, big boy pants. Just as a rule. Okay? 313 00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:38,158 Do you remember when people used to wear bowling shoes out? Like it was a thing? 314 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:41,495 Totally. I was always too scared to steal bowling shoes. 315 00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:43,681 My thing was I used to steal meat. 316 00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:47,793 When I first met him, I had a sausage stuffed in my leggings. 317 00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:49,086 - Hey! - Hey! 318 00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:51,088 - Hi! - Hi, Gus-Gus. 319 00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:54,049 - Hello. Hello. Hi. - Hey, buddy. 320 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,676 - Hello. - Hey! 321 00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:58,428 Get that outta there. Come here. 322 00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,389 - Good to see you. - Good to see you, too. 323 00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:01,890 Sorry I'm late. 324 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:05,894 There was work and traffic... I hope you weren't waiting for me. 325 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:06,812 It's cool. 326 00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:08,397 - We weren't waiting. - Good. 327 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,566 - Should we do it? Let's bowl! - Let's do it. 328 00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:12,151 - Get your shoes. - My shoes! 329 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,570 All right. You go, girl. 330 00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:21,827 What? 331 00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:28,834 What are you talking about? 332 00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,669 ♪ Come on, think about it ♪ 333 00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:36,216 ♪ Sometimes I hate that you know me so well ♪ 334 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:40,721 ♪ Sometimes I hate that you know me so well ♪ 335 00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:44,349 ♪ Some days I wish that I wasn't myself ♪ 336 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,059 - ♪ No ♪ - ♪ No luck ♪ 337 00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:48,854 - ♪ No ♪ - ♪ And I hate that you know me so well ♪ 338 00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:53,650 ♪ Sometimes I hate that you know me so well ♪ 339 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:57,905 ♪ Sometimes I hate that you know me so well... ♪ 340 00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,615 Whoo! 341 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,783 Fuck you! Fuck you! I'm gonna do it! 342 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:06,163 Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Yeah! Whoo! 343 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:10,292 Syd! Thanks for asking us to hang. This is so much fun. 344 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:14,254 Oh, my God! Are you kidding me? Thank you. You make us feel cool. 345 00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:17,799 It's mutually beneficial. You make us feel like a grown-up couple. 346 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:21,470 Oh, I know. Us on a couples' night with a married couple? 347 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,096 I think we're doing good. 348 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:24,681 How long has it been now? 349 00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:27,517 What has it been? Like, five, six months. 350 00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:30,270 I don't know. I've been sober for three, so... 351 00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:32,856 We've known each other five or six months. 352 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:36,109 We've been boyfriend-girlfriend for a couple months. 353 00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:37,861 So you're in the best part. 354 00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:43,659 Everybody knows that the best part of any relationship is six months in, 355 00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:48,205 because then you're not freaked out because you know you like each other. 356 00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,958 everything's still new, ad the sex is really hot. 357 00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:55,045 I would say that we're in the part right before the best part. 358 00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:58,215 - Which is maybe the best part. - Mmm. 359 00:20:58,298 --> 00:21:00,342 I wanna punch you guys so hard in the face. 360 00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,512 - Eight pins, guys. - What? 361 00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:04,471 Eight pins. 362 00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:06,014 - You bowled? - My turn. 363 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,391 Hey, I need to go. 364 00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:11,019 Oh! Mickey, I forgot to tell you. 365 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,522 I listened to Stella's show, and it was awesome! 366 00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:14,815 Thank you, sweetie. 367 00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:18,902 Yeah, did you guys know? Mickey's killing it at work. Big time. 368 00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:20,445 Good for you! 369 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:24,032 Thanks. Yeah, it's funny how things are weirdly working out. 370 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,909 I thought it was cool to fail. 371 00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:29,871 People who tried at work were losers, but I am now. I don't care. 372 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:33,125 This is the most success I've had, and I love my job. 373 00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:36,336 Congratulations on being a big loser. 374 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,674 All right! 375 00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:42,175 - Okay. - Hey! 376 00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:45,554 Gus, how's work? 377 00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:51,226 - Great! Work's... Yeah, it's really great. - Cool. 378 00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:55,147 Oh, my God! I got a strike! 379 00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:57,357 - Fuck, yeah! Whoo! - What? 380 00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:05,741 So, Mickey says that you've been writing some screenplays? 381 00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:09,244 Yeah, I'm tryin'. It's a little tough to break in, but I try. 382 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:10,662 What's one of your faves? 383 00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:14,499 I guess the one I just wrote, yeah. The idea was... 384 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:17,336 Well, I really like erotic thrillers, 385 00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:19,588 but one thing that's a bummer about those 386 00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:24,134 is that they're usually racist or sexist or just problematic. 387 00:22:24,217 --> 00:22:25,594 So what I'd like to do 388 00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:29,264 is try to bring the erotic thriller into a new era. 389 00:22:29,347 --> 00:22:30,640 - It's cool, Gus. - Yeah. 390 00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:41,026 Cruikshank. This is Evan. I need you to call me back pronto. 391 00:22:41,109 --> 00:22:43,904 As in not two hours from now. Got it? Thank you. 392 00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:47,449 It's your turn, Gus. 393 00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:52,120 - It's your turn. - Oh. Yeah. Great. 394 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:53,789 Get 'em, Gus! 395 00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:58,627 Knock those pins! Yeah! 396 00:23:02,380 --> 00:23:03,298 Whoa! 397 00:23:03,381 --> 00:23:05,550 - Yes! Yes! - Whoa! 398 00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:07,552 Fuck, yes! 399 00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:10,138 - All right. - We should do this again sometime. 400 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,240 - Definitely. - That was fun. 401 00:23:11,264 --> 00:23:12,265 Okay. All right. 402 00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:14,392 - Okay. - See you at the house? 403 00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:16,061 - I'll be right behind you. - Bye! 404 00:23:16,144 --> 00:23:17,144 I'll call you. 405 00:23:27,614 --> 00:23:30,367 Um, wow. Thanks for calling me back late, dude. 406 00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:31,535 Yeah, sure. 407 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:36,498 I know you're supposed to have the day off tomorrow, but that plan is fucked. 408 00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:39,251 We need you to come in for the six a.m. classes. 409 00:23:39,334 --> 00:23:40,961 Is that gonna be a problem? 410 00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:42,504 Nope. Totally cool. 411 00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:44,631 - Thank you. - Bye-bye! 412 00:23:44,714 --> 00:23:46,133 Get your beauty rest. 413 00:23:46,216 --> 00:23:49,553 Fucking piece of shit. Fuckhead. 414 00:24:16,663 --> 00:24:18,957 Asshole! Look around you! 415 00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:24,504 Was he texting? Motherfucker was texting! Fuck! 416 00:24:27,507 --> 00:24:29,301 Hi, Grandpa. 417 00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:39,311 - ♪ Oh, shit ♪ - ♪ Oh, shit ♪ 418 00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:41,062 ♪ Oh, shit ♪ 419 00:24:41,771 --> 00:24:44,065 - ♪ Oh, shit ♪ - ♪ No! ♪ 420 00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:45,567 ♪ Oh, shit ♪ 421 00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:48,653 ♪ Oh! Little Sally Walker Sittin' in a saucer ♪ 422 00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:50,697 ♪ Oh, how I tossed that ass up ♪ 423 00:24:50,780 --> 00:24:52,967 ♪ Like a mission in the woods Woody Woodpecker would... ♪ 424 00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:53,991 Dipshit! 425 00:24:55,076 --> 00:24:57,621 Dipshit, roll down your window! 426 00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:00,081 What's the problem? 427 00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:03,001 You cut me off! You were looking in your phone! 428 00:25:03,084 --> 00:25:05,670 I glanced at my phone. My wife texted me. 429 00:25:05,754 --> 00:25:08,465 That was not a glance! You were looking at it! 430 00:25:08,548 --> 00:25:11,259 I watched you through my window staring at it! 431 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:12,886 Fuck off, man! 432 00:25:12,969 --> 00:25:16,139 You realize you're not alone on this planet, right? 433 00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:19,768 You realize you share this planet with other fucking human beings. 434 00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:21,895 You should be considerate of other fucking... 435 00:25:21,978 --> 00:25:25,607 You're oblivious! Don't turn away! Don't roll up that window! 436 00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:29,277 Don't you fucking roll that window... 437 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:32,864 Roll down that window! Roll back down that fucking window! 438 00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:35,075 I'll fuck your wife! 439 00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:44,251 ♪ One fine summertime Sunday evening ♪ 440 00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:46,711 ♪ Crenshaw Blvd. was in full swing ♪ 441 00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:49,256 ♪ Perfect example Of how looks can be deceiving ♪ 442 00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:51,675 ♪ Rolled up to what I thought was A pretty young thing ♪ 443 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,677 ♪ Rollin' in a purple Samurai Suzuki ♪ 444 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,680 ♪ Dookie braids was an aid To her sex appeal... ♪ 445 00:25:57,180 --> 00:25:58,180 Fuck! 446 00:25:59,891 --> 00:26:00,892 Ah! 447 00:26:11,194 --> 00:26:13,780 - Moron, get out of the fucking road! - What? 448 00:26:14,322 --> 00:26:17,784 Oh, fuck. Oh, God. 449 00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:42,434 Fuck. 450 00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:49,357 Hey. 451 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:54,696 - Where have you been? What took so long? - I just stopped off at the store. 452 00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:57,991 Little traffic, so... 453 00:26:58,700 --> 00:26:59,743 But... 454 00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:03,455 Got you some ice cream. 455 00:27:04,539 --> 00:27:08,376 - Got a little ice cream for my Micks. - Aw. 456 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:12,005 - You're the best. - No, I'm not. 457 00:27:18,678 --> 00:27:20,180 Mmm... 458 00:27:20,263 --> 00:27:21,640 I went to the grocery store, 459 00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:23,808 and they didn't have the mint chocolate ice cream, 460 00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:26,269 so I went to another grocery store. 461 00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:28,605 And on the way, there was traffic 462 00:27:28,688 --> 00:27:32,233 at one of those sobriety checkpoint things... 463 00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:33,401 I'm familiar. 464 00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:37,322 Yeah, then there was construction, and I was trying to get here, 465 00:27:37,405 --> 00:27:41,284 and they rerouted me because my regular route I couldn't do, 466 00:27:41,368 --> 00:27:45,080 and it was one of those frustrating nights.