1 00:00:07,882 --> 00:00:10,593 You watch. You fucking watch. It'll happen again. 2 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:12,762 You'll break up with me. Then you'll change your mind 3 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:14,180 and you'll come running back. 4 00:00:14,264 --> 00:00:17,684 So, let's just skip that part and stay together. 5 00:00:17,767 --> 00:00:19,936 I'm sorry. I know that that was very hurtful, 6 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,731 and I'm never gonna do that to you ever again. 7 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:25,414 You don't have to be so sure about it. That's not what I'm saying. 8 00:00:25,483 --> 00:00:26,883 I'm trying to say that we should... 9 00:00:26,943 --> 00:00:30,321 Randy, I wanna do this in the kindest way possible 10 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:35,160 because you are a very special person, and I wouldn't wanna lose you as a friend. 11 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:37,370 So we'll still be friends? 12 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:39,872 Sure. 13 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:42,125 That's all I needed to hear, Bertie Bear. 14 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:46,004 And then maybe after some time passes, 15 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:50,675 we'll realize that maybe we do belong together. 16 00:00:51,801 --> 00:00:55,346 - I don't think so. - Oh! Well, fuck off then! 17 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:58,266 I just don't want things to be weird when we run into each other. 18 00:00:58,349 --> 00:01:02,228 Oh, well guess what. It will be weird. It will be weird as fuck! 19 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:07,400 And I just wanna ask you 20 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:10,528 if I can please tell people that this was a mutual breakup. 21 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:12,631 You can tell people you broke up with me if you want. 22 00:01:12,655 --> 00:01:13,698 I'll go along with it. 23 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:15,742 No, it's gotta be mutual. 24 00:01:15,825 --> 00:01:16,868 Okay, it's mutual. 25 00:01:16,951 --> 00:01:18,912 I'm slamming the f... door. 26 00:01:18,995 --> 00:01:20,038 Okay. 27 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:52,695 Do you think I should hold the broom, like, sexy, or... 28 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:55,031 Oh, God, every single photo shoot, someone's like, 29 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:57,367 "Ooh, you know what? Maybe she'll hold a broom." 30 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:59,250 As if they're the first to ever think of that. 31 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:02,872 Remember, you're witches. Grab the broom and lean back. 32 00:02:03,706 --> 00:02:05,458 - You know what? Hey. - Yeah? 33 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:07,210 Can you get some of just her by herself? 34 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:09,087 - Yeah, no problem. - Thank you. 35 00:02:10,588 --> 00:02:13,508 Obvious phallic symbol. It's in the goddamn Wiccan! 36 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:16,678 - Cruikshank. Hey. - Hey. 37 00:02:16,761 --> 00:02:19,097 Uh... What were you thinking? 38 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:20,807 What do you mean? 39 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:22,642 Putting Arya in your movie. 40 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:25,228 Oh! 41 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:27,438 - Look, I'm sorry. I just... - Mm-hmm. 42 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:29,274 I thought that was one of those, you know, 43 00:02:29,357 --> 00:02:32,694 don't ask permission, beg for forgiveness kind of things. 44 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:34,821 - Well, uh, I got curious... - Uh-huh. 45 00:02:34,904 --> 00:02:37,699 ...so I made Wyatt get a copy of your script, 46 00:02:37,782 --> 00:02:39,868 so we could read it and make fun of it. 47 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:41,911 Mm-hmm. Okay, thanks. 48 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:45,456 Yeah. So we read it, and, uh, it was good. 49 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:49,377 I'm not saying it was great. I'm not, 'cause it wasn't, okay? 50 00:02:49,460 --> 00:02:53,423 But, uh, there was some real talent there. 51 00:02:54,257 --> 00:02:56,759 Well, that's nice to hear. 52 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:59,470 I mean, it's funny, 'cause when I first came up with the idea, 53 00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:02,181 I was like, "Ooh, this is one of those ideas." 54 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:04,183 Stop talking. You're saying too many words. 55 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:05,267 - Okay. - Okay? 56 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:09,689 So, um, the network has asked me to create a new show, 57 00:03:09,772 --> 00:03:11,983 so I am developing a pilot now. 58 00:03:12,066 --> 00:03:16,362 It's a political thriller that takes place on a space colony. 59 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:18,114 - Very cool, very cool. - Yeah. 60 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,783 And I'm putting together a staff of writers now to help me 61 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:23,828 and when the show gets picked up, they'll be the staff. 62 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:26,623 - Huh. - I think you're right for the job. 63 00:03:28,124 --> 00:03:30,084 - No shit? Really? - No shit. Yeah. 64 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:31,768 You know, there's all this sci-fi stuff, 65 00:03:31,794 --> 00:03:34,631 and I'm just gonna, you know, take a big leap here 66 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:36,674 and guess you have some familiarity with that? 67 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:40,261 Susan, just 'cause I have glasses and I dress a certain way 68 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:41,971 doesn't mean I'm into science fiction, 69 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:45,642 but of course I'm into science fiction, yes! 70 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,143 So, do you want the job? 71 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:51,481 Yes, please. Oh, my God. A thousand times yes, yes, yes. 72 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:53,244 And you're gonna behave yourself this time? 73 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:54,668 - Definitely. - None of this, like, 74 00:03:54,692 --> 00:03:57,695 throwing laptops around the fucking writers' room bullshit? 75 00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:59,614 Those laptop throwing days are behind me. 76 00:03:59,697 --> 00:04:01,950 - Are you sure? - I promise, yes. 77 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:02,867 Okay. 78 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:06,079 Thank you, Susan. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 79 00:04:07,288 --> 00:04:09,958 Sorry I hugged you there. Was that wrong? 80 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:12,919 No, it was appropriate. 81 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:25,390 Oh, Gus, come on in! 82 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:29,519 - Hi. - To what do I owe this pleasure? 83 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:32,230 I don't know. I just thought I'd come in and say hello, 84 00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:35,566 see how you were doing. You maybe, uh, wanna go get some lunch? 85 00:04:36,192 --> 00:04:37,235 It's 10:00 a.m. 86 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:38,653 Brunch? 87 00:04:38,736 --> 00:04:41,406 - Do a brunch-type thing? - Yeah, that's so sweet. 88 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:42,490 I have to finish this. 89 00:04:42,573 --> 00:04:45,076 Oh, sure, yeah. No, don't let me stop you. 90 00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:46,077 Do what you have to do. 91 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:48,538 Wait! Is this Gus Cruikshank, boy legend? 92 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:52,458 Is this Stella Emmett, whose show I love so much, 93 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:54,711 even though it makes me feel very weird sometimes? 94 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:56,921 Well, then I'm doing my job. 95 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:58,965 Yay! You two meet, finally. 96 00:04:59,048 --> 00:05:01,528 Mickey talks about you so much, I feel like I already know you. 97 00:05:01,592 --> 00:05:02,719 Aw... 98 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:04,679 I'm sure it's all good things, yes? 99 00:05:04,762 --> 00:05:06,514 Duh. Stella, how many times have I said, 100 00:05:06,597 --> 00:05:09,392 "Sometimes I just think Gus' penis is too big"? 101 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:11,227 Like, every day since I met you. 102 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:15,940 Well, now you know. My penis must be fairly big 103 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:18,735 because, otherwise, that would be a rude thing to... 104 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:20,320 Or at least average. 105 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:23,823 Never mind. I'm gonna shut up. Just... can I watch? 106 00:05:23,906 --> 00:05:26,117 - Yeah, just stop talking. Yeah. - Okay. 107 00:05:29,537 --> 00:05:30,788 Oh, my God. Are you serious? 108 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:32,874 Yeah, we start writing next month. 109 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,668 - Sweetie, congratulations. - Oh, thank you. 110 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:37,545 I mean, thank you for everything. 111 00:05:37,628 --> 00:05:40,840 I mean, I couldn't... I couldn't have done this without you. 112 00:05:40,923 --> 00:05:43,217 Thank you, too. You know? 113 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:46,054 I never gave a shit about work before I met you. 114 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:48,473 You really bring out the best in me. 115 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:50,933 Yeah, you bring out the best in me, too. 116 00:05:51,559 --> 00:05:52,935 Taught me how to kick ass. 117 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,854 You taught me how to kiss it. 118 00:05:54,937 --> 00:05:58,066 Look at us, killing it in every aspect of our life. 119 00:05:58,149 --> 00:06:01,235 I feel like the universe is rewarding us for getting our shit together. 120 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:04,363 You know, I actually think that's, like, true. 121 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:05,531 This might sound weird, 122 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:07,700 but I feel like in South Dakota, we cracked the code, 123 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:09,535 like, the code to our relationship. 124 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:11,537 Yes, exactly. 125 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:14,916 The code. I know what you mean. We know the code exactly, yeah. 126 00:06:14,999 --> 00:06:17,835 As long as we're open with each other and we're real with each other, 127 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:19,045 we're gonna be okay. 128 00:06:19,128 --> 00:06:20,797 All we have to do... It's so easy. 129 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,382 We just go like, "Hey, I feel this way inside. 130 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:24,735 - I'm gonna tell Mickey." - Yeah. 131 00:06:24,759 --> 00:06:25,986 You feel something. You tell me. 132 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:29,514 And we're there for each other, and we can work through anything. 133 00:06:29,597 --> 00:06:33,726 Yeah. It's so sad how, like, other couples and other people in relationships, 134 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,079 they feel like they can't, like, 135 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:36,103 share who they are. 136 00:06:36,145 --> 00:06:38,397 And I just know, like, you're not gonna think I'm lame. 137 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:39,357 No. 138 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:41,160 I don't even know what we would fight about. 139 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:42,544 - What would we fight about? - I would try to think, 140 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:44,779 I'd go like, "What couldn't we work through?" 141 00:06:44,862 --> 00:06:47,657 And it's like nothing. We could work through anything. 142 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:49,325 I know that's gonna be true in a year. 143 00:06:49,408 --> 00:06:52,161 - Mm-hmm. - In, like, five years. In 40 years. 144 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:56,749 Exactly, and I'm like, "If I know I'm gonna feel this 40 years from now, 145 00:06:56,833 --> 00:07:00,545 why wouldn't I just... And why wouldn't we just..." 146 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:04,215 What? Come on, say it. 147 00:07:04,298 --> 00:07:05,133 No, no, no. 148 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:07,593 - What? Come on. - I gotta keep my mouth shut about this. 149 00:07:08,052 --> 00:07:10,221 - Say it. Say it. - You don't wanna hear it. 150 00:07:13,349 --> 00:07:17,645 I know I've already proposed once before in my life, 151 00:07:18,062 --> 00:07:19,981 but if I was gonna propose to you, I... 152 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:23,985 I'd want you to know I meant it for real. 153 00:07:24,068 --> 00:07:27,363 Okay? I'd want it to happen right away. 154 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:31,826 What do you mean right away? Like, run off and elope? 155 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:35,121 Maybe. 156 00:07:40,084 --> 00:07:41,711 Gah! Oh, my God! 157 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:43,504 Aren't you freaking out? 158 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:45,715 I mean, it's exciting, right? 159 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:47,967 This is... Wow! 160 00:07:48,050 --> 00:07:52,430 Wait, where is this happening? How? When? What the fuck? 161 00:07:52,513 --> 00:07:55,641 We're going to Catalina Island and having a quickie wedding on the beach. 162 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:58,144 The beach. Beautiful. 163 00:07:58,227 --> 00:08:00,146 You can get a justice of the peace the same day. 164 00:08:00,229 --> 00:08:01,665 We talked to her on the way over here. 165 00:08:01,689 --> 00:08:03,816 Yeah. Her name's Terry. She seems really nice. 166 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:05,818 - Terry. Perfect. - Yep. 167 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:09,822 She's gonna meet us on the beach near our hotel around six-ish and marry us. 168 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:12,366 - She's licensed and everything. - Wow. 169 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:14,535 Catalina. What a beautiful place. 170 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:15,453 Have you been there? 171 00:08:15,536 --> 00:08:18,164 Never, but when people talk about Catalina, I always think, 172 00:08:18,247 --> 00:08:20,875 "That sounds very nice. And I'd like to go there some day." 173 00:08:22,251 --> 00:08:24,295 Do you wanna come with us? 'Cause we need a witness. 174 00:08:24,378 --> 00:08:27,548 Yeah, Terry was gonna, like, provide somebody for us, but... 175 00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:29,967 You're way better than some weirdo stranger. 176 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:31,886 Bertie, do you wanna be our witness? 177 00:08:31,969 --> 00:08:35,765 That would be incredible. Me? Be your witness? How humbling. 178 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:38,267 Is it warm there? Should I pack my swimmers? 179 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,268 I'm gonna pack 'em anyway. 180 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:42,772 This is very exciting! 181 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:47,026 Do you wanna tell anybody else? You wanna call our parents or... 182 00:08:47,109 --> 00:08:48,694 Is it okay if we don't? 183 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:51,989 It's just, with my dad, it'll be this whole big thing 184 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:55,284 and my mom, uh, she won't be into it. 185 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,495 But I thought you and your mom got along, right? 186 00:08:57,578 --> 00:08:59,330 Oh, we do. Yeah, she's the best. 187 00:08:59,413 --> 00:09:02,917 I just don't want her to bum me out with her reasonable thoughts. 188 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,461 Right, right, right, right, right. 189 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:10,841 You think she's got a point, or you think this is impulsive? Or... 190 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,468 She'd say I'm being impulsive, 191 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:16,597 but maybe being impulsive is just me following my instincts. 192 00:09:17,598 --> 00:09:19,934 I wanna listen to my inner voice and act fast 193 00:09:20,017 --> 00:09:22,353 before the little damaged voices talk me out of it. 194 00:09:25,856 --> 00:09:29,110 Hey, Gus, would you maybe wanna bring a buddy along? 195 00:09:29,193 --> 00:09:32,613 Oh, that could be fun! Like a maid of honor, best man-type thing. 196 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:36,033 Yeah, sure, that's good. I guess I'll ask Randy. 197 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:38,828 No. Don't. Um... 198 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:40,371 We broke up. 199 00:09:40,454 --> 00:09:42,039 - Really? - Whoa! 200 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:45,001 It was mutual, or that's what I'm supposed to say. 201 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:46,294 Aw, that's... 202 00:09:47,753 --> 00:09:48,753 too bad. 203 00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:51,173 It was for the best, obviously. 204 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:54,468 Uh, I guess, then, um... I'll ask Chris? 205 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:56,762 Great. I... 206 00:09:58,222 --> 00:10:01,726 Okay. Uh, well, I should probably give you a little heads-up on that, 207 00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:04,061 and that is Chris and I are... 208 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:07,315 Well, something's happening between us. 209 00:10:07,398 --> 00:10:08,482 Really? 210 00:10:09,066 --> 00:10:10,192 Wow. 211 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:11,861 Okay. 212 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:15,448 Yeah. I mean, we have a very special connection, and we always have, 213 00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:19,327 so once Randy and I had split up, that's when we took the next step. 214 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:22,622 But nothing happened before that, or whatever. 215 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:26,292 Yeah, I'm psyched for you two. That's awesome. Uh... 216 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:27,501 What a weird day. 217 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:31,505 - What a big, weird day this is. Yeah. - It's so weird. Yeah. 218 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,884 Well, why do we have to stop there? We just invite everyone. 219 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:38,304 Send out a mass group text and see who shows up. 220 00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:41,682 Right. I mean, we're eloping. We can do whatever the fuck we want. 221 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:44,393 - That's the whole point. - Yeah, all right. 222 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,437 Let's just get married the way we want to. 223 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:48,356 If people come, that's great. If they don't... 224 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:50,107 They're dead to us forever. 225 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:54,028 "Psst! Gus and Mickey eloping." 226 00:10:54,111 --> 00:10:55,363 I'm transcribing this. 227 00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:57,365 - "If you wanna come to Catalina... - Mm-hmm. 228 00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:58,949 - ...join us." - Yes. 229 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:00,910 - "No one's invited." - Yeah. 230 00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:02,078 "No one's not invited." 231 00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:56,424 Oh, yeah. 232 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,175 Oh, yeah. 233 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:02,179 Oh, my God. 234 00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:08,227 Yes. 235 00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:10,938 Sorry, I'll keep it down. 236 00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:14,400 Oh, no, it's all good. I'm so happy right now. 237 00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:17,903 Good, good. I'm very happy for you. 238 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:20,906 And it's nice we get to do some cool shit before everyone trickles in. 239 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,491 Yeah, I love cool shit. 240 00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:26,745 Wow! What a whirlwind, right? 241 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,623 You must be feeling, like, scared, 242 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:33,085 or do you feel like this is a bit fast maybe? 243 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,422 Do you feel like it's a bit fast? 244 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:41,886 Honestly? Yes. Yeah, this feels a little fast. 245 00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:44,513 Just a little bit too fast. 246 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,266 Like, if the speed limit was 65, you'd be going... 247 00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:49,602 - 70. - Or 80. 248 00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:52,688 85. Hovering around 85, maybe. 249 00:12:52,771 --> 00:12:55,651 I don't know. I'm sorry. I just wanted to check in to see if you're okay. 250 00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:59,236 No, I appreciate it. I understand why you'd ask. 251 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:03,115 I guess I just don't understand how all this SLAA stuff works. 252 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:08,662 I mean, yeah, it's not ideal, but I think since we're both aware... 253 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:10,080 Look at you and Chris. 254 00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:13,417 You know, if the speed limit is 65, you're on, like, a rocket ship. 255 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:16,420 I guess it's like a chemical attraction thing. 256 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:17,504 Mmm. 257 00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:21,258 Hey, so, uh, you nervous? 258 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:24,345 Oh, yeah, I mean, big time. 259 00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:25,428 Yeah? 260 00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,348 About this or the wedding? 261 00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:30,935 - No, your wedding. - Oh, my wedding! No! I feel great. 262 00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:32,186 - Yeah? - Yeah, so good. 263 00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:35,022 Dude, I'm so fucking psyched for you, man. You have no idea. 264 00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:36,649 I'm psyched for me, too. 265 00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:42,988 I just got this feeling of excitement and relief and happiness. 266 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,824 Dude, those're the emotions you want, man. That's the good shit. 267 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:48,077 Yeah. Yeah, that's... 268 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,160 Hey, um... 269 00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:52,998 Bertie and I had sex, um, 270 00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:57,294 and it was while her and Randy were still together. 271 00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:58,462 What? 272 00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:03,008 We're just, you know, in the spirit of being open and honest, you know, 273 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,302 I just... it's kinda been weighing on me, 274 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:08,430 and I kinda wanna just, like, you know, put it out there. 275 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:11,517 - It's kinda making me feel like shit. - Oh, yeah, man. Don't worry. I'm... 276 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,102 I'm not gonna judge you or anything. 277 00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:16,063 - Yeah? - The heart wants what it wants. You know? 278 00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:19,817 And we're just tapping into all the world's love. 279 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:23,070 Actually, also, in college, I had sex with this girl 280 00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:26,407 who I later found out I was, like, loosely related to. Um... 281 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:29,994 Like, not first cousin or anything, but, like, in the ancestry. 282 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:34,290 - Oh, yeah, whatever. It's cool. Yeah. - Yeah? 283 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,961 Whoo-hoo! 284 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:48,095 Whoa! 285 00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:50,848 Okay! Here we go! 286 00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:55,287 So, you don't think it's too fast? 287 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:58,606 - No, I think it's romantic. - That's what I think. 288 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,566 You really wanna know if it's right, 289 00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:02,693 my therapist had these three questions 290 00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:04,496 about whether you should get married or not. 291 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:07,823 Oh, three questions. What are they? That's cool. It sounds like a fairy tale. 292 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,742 - Okay, hit me. - Okay. 293 00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:10,993 Number one: 294 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:15,831 Do you have fun hanging out with him when there's nothing else to do? 295 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,875 100%. 296 00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:20,961 We're still finding things that we have in common. It's great. 297 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:23,714 Right. There's still quite a bit of fighting though, right? 298 00:15:23,797 --> 00:15:27,551 Yeah, but I think that's a byproduct of the passion that we have for each other. 299 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:31,305 - Yeah, I get that. That makes sense. - Yep. That's one perspective. 300 00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:33,599 Oh, my God. This is fucking beautiful. 301 00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:35,100 Yeah. Yeah, it is. 302 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,227 - So, what was the second question? - Okay. 303 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,313 Number two and this is a big one: 304 00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:40,689 Do you respect each other? 305 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:44,151 Not just, like, holding the door open, but deep respect. 306 00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:47,279 Oh, yeah, I mean, I respect him, 307 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,866 and I don't think I would've been his favorite person two years ago, 308 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,743 but yes. Yeah. 309 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,455 So, that's a yes with an asterisk. 310 00:15:56,538 --> 00:16:00,250 Okay, number three: You don't have to answer this... 311 00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,752 Do you have a good sex life? 312 00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:06,006 Ha! Yeah, it's hard not to less than a year in, so we'll see. 313 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,842 You never know. Jeff and I have been married for 12 years. 314 00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,844 He still goes down on me. Thank the Lord. 315 00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:12,096 That's awesome. 316 00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:14,723 Yes, that's a very exciting update on Syd's marriage, 317 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:18,435 but Mickey, like you said, it's very hard to tell on the sex thing this early on. 318 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,563 Yeah, but it's unreal, so I think we're gonna be fine. 319 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,732 There you go. That's it. That's three yeses. 320 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,527 - Yes. - Mmm. 321 00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:29,405 Gus, I'm not saying don't do it. 322 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:33,534 All I'm saying is that being a bachelor is, like, the pinnacle of existence. 323 00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:35,661 You know, I just... I think I'm one of those guys 324 00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:38,288 who's programmed to be in a monogamous relationship. 325 00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:41,709 - I'm not gonna miss my single days. - If you say so. 326 00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:46,171 I mean, this whole thing is a joke anyway, right, Gus? It's a joke. 327 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,274 There's no way you guys are getting married this soon. 328 00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:50,050 No, we are. It's not a joke. 329 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:53,429 No, no, not like a joke-joke, but like a prank, like a fuck you, 330 00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,347 like a performance art piece or something. 331 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:57,599 Hey, Gus, imagine, you're single. 332 00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:00,811 You come home from work, you take off your socks, 333 00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:02,312 throw 'em on the floor. 334 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:05,482 You take a crap. Maybe forget to flush the toilet. 335 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:08,152 Toast a bagel. Put a little butter on there. 336 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,196 Freedom's nice. I get what you're saying, but... 337 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:14,199 Or maybe spread some cream cheese on there. Do a bong hit. 338 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,535 Put on a Willie Nelson album. Why not? It's your life. 339 00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:19,288 You know, that might just be a trade-off I'm willing to make. 340 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,499 Plus, you guys don't know the alternative. 341 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:25,586 Are you kidding me? We got five divorces between the two of us. 342 00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:28,505 Loverboy's got two. I got the hat trick. 343 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,466 Love is a battlefield. 344 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:33,761 I really think it's funny, Gus. Getting everyone on an island like this. 345 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:35,554 I'm really beginning to see it. 346 00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:38,974 Not a prank, buddy. 347 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,435 Not a prank. 348 00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:01,413 Wow! Mickey, you look... 349 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:05,751 - I mean, you look beautiful. - Thank you. 350 00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:10,089 Inside and out. You know, I like all of your sides, so... 351 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,049 I love all your sides, too. 352 00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:15,687 - Stop looking at me. It's bad luck. - What? 353 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,305 - Oh, shit. Sorry. I didn't even know. - Goodbye. 354 00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:20,265 - Are you Terry? - I am. 355 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:23,018 - Hi. I recognized you from your website. - Nice to meet you. 356 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,228 I'm Mickey, the bride. 357 00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:25,311 Nice to meet you. 358 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,207 Feels pretty weird to say that. 359 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,316 - You get used to it. - Okay, cool. 360 00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:32,820 So, um, I was thinking for the ceremony, just move right through it. 361 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:35,114 - Got it. - And I don't know about God stuff. 362 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,324 I'll have to ask Gus, but I'm thinking no. 363 00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:38,617 - Okay. - And, um... 364 00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:42,830 I just wanna say, I think it's really funny, 365 00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:44,164 and I'm not gonna tell anybody. 366 00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:46,684 I don't know what you're talking about. 367 00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:48,961 Neither do I. Shh! 368 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,588 - I'm the guy that gets it. - Okay. 369 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,092 - Okay, Truman. - Hmm. 370 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:58,428 Um, okay, so we wrote our own vows. We're gonna deliver those. 371 00:18:58,512 --> 00:18:59,512 Okay, great. 372 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:02,474 I kinda want the vibe to be Mamma Mia! meets Elvira. 373 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,518 - I'll do my best. - Okay, cool. 374 00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:21,076 No. 375 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,828 I love no. 376 00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:25,831 Hey, what is it about no you don't understand? 377 00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:28,000 Right? All of it. 378 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:30,335 What the fuck, Bertie? Chris? 379 00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:32,856 Were you two hooking up when me and you were together? 380 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,131 What? No, no, no. 381 00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:36,466 Come on. I'm not dumb, okay? 382 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:38,750 We break up, and then immediately afterwards you're cool 383 00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:41,122 with just touching his hand at a party with all my friends? 384 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,598 You're gonna regret this. 385 00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:45,934 There'll come a time where I do something, like, really important, 386 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,604 and I'm gonna become super famous or super rich, 387 00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:51,982 or both, and you're gonna feel so fucking dumb 388 00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:54,359 when you have to tell people that you broke up with me. 389 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,111 I really hope that's true, Randy. 390 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,279 It'll be true. 391 00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,698 - Hey, what's up, guys? - Hey. 392 00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:01,033 Hey, everything cool? 393 00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:03,368 Yeah, everything's cool with me. 394 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,746 Always has been. Always will be. 395 00:20:05,829 --> 00:20:09,458 It's you guys who are gonna make today extremely uncomfortable for everybody. 396 00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:13,045 Uh... Randy, you wanna maybe... We could take a walk, 397 00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:15,505 you know, talk things over or something? 398 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:18,800 Yeah, take a walk and miss my two best friends getting married? 399 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,136 No fucking way, buddy. You know what? 400 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:25,641 You two are the jerks. I'm not the jerk. You two are. 401 00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:29,269 Oh, shit. 402 00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:32,564 - Hey, question. I'm working on this toast. - Mm-hmm. 403 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:35,251 I wanted to run it by you. We're gonna have time for a toast, right? 404 00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:38,487 Definitely. Yeah. If you want time for a toast, we'll make some time. 405 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:39,821 Dope. I'm gonna tell a story 406 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,257 about how Mickey showed up at work that time 407 00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:42,508 when we were doing a table read, 408 00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:45,744 and you guys started arguing outside, and we were all watching it. 409 00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:46,995 I got this video on my phone. 410 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,848 I might even show you guys while I'm doing the toast. 411 00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:53,210 - It was hilarious, man. - Yeah, that's a funny story. 412 00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:55,963 I... I think you might wanna skip that one, though. 413 00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:57,756 - All right, that's cut. - Okay. 414 00:20:57,839 --> 00:21:00,717 Okay. All right. What about when you were house-sitting, 415 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,654 and I came over, and you didn't even know I was there. 416 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,438 I was upstairs, and you guys started arguing. 417 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:07,153 You guys were going at it, man. I heard her throw something at you. 418 00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:09,518 I was like, "Oh, my God. She's gonna kill Gus." 419 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,728 I was so ready to be a witness at your murder trial. 420 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:14,690 Actually, I don't even think we'll have time for a toast, 421 00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:16,108 now that I think about it. 422 00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:17,751 I'm figuring out the time, and I'm like, 423 00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:20,216 "We're not gonna have time for a toast. Let's skip the toast." 424 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:23,073 - Okay. All right. - No toast, okay? 425 00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:24,283 Thanks, buddy. 426 00:21:25,158 --> 00:21:26,785 - Toast to no toast. - Yeah. 427 00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:34,876 Man, that guy has not taken my advice once. Mickey is batshit. 428 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,296 Yeah, everybody's batshit. 429 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:42,301 Mickey and Gus and Bertie and Chris. 430 00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:45,137 Jury's out on you, Kevin. 431 00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:47,764 Extra large OJ, please. 432 00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:51,059 Yeah, I feel good. It's just, you know... 433 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,395 It's sort of a symphony of different feelings. 434 00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:56,356 - Yeah, it's a big day. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally. 435 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,440 Gus? 436 00:21:57,482 --> 00:22:00,444 One second. Excuse me. Pardon me. Pardon me. 437 00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:03,822 All right, beautiful people, 438 00:22:03,905 --> 00:22:05,345 it's time to head down to the beach, 439 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,868 'cause we're gonna try and do this before the sun goes down. 440 00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:09,328 It's wedding time! 441 00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:11,496 Whoo! 442 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:13,123 Uh, hold on, everyone. 443 00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:15,334 Uh, I just wanna say something first. 444 00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:18,086 No, no, no. Please, no. Please don't do this now, please. 445 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,130 - Randy, you don't have to... It's okay. - No. 446 00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:23,967 - Let's just go to do the wedding. - No, this won't be bad. It will be good. 447 00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:27,679 I just wanna say, in front of everybody gathered here, 448 00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:32,059 that Bertie was right in breaking up with me. 449 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,561 - Great. - Okay, that's nice. 450 00:22:34,644 --> 00:22:36,229 Nice. Thank you, Randy. 451 00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:41,860 You deserve somebody better than me, and Chris is a lot better than me. 452 00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:43,305 We don't have to dance around it. 453 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,697 He's strong. 454 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:50,077 He can lift lots of stuff and doesn't have a beard. 455 00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:54,790 Doesn't live in his car. I mean, he doesn't even believe in ghosts, 456 00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:56,374 and I'm afraid of ghosts. 457 00:22:57,501 --> 00:23:00,587 I'm not gonna stand in the way of happiness, 458 00:23:00,670 --> 00:23:04,549 because you deserve a great guy just like Chris. 459 00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:09,179 Just like Gus deserves a great girl like Mickey, 460 00:23:09,262 --> 00:23:12,557 and Mickey deserves a great guy like Gus. 461 00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,188 Was that it? 462 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:22,359 That's it. Uh, yeah. Thank you. Thank you. 463 00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:25,153 - That's very sweet, Randy. Thank you. - Okay. 464 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:28,073 All right. Ahem. And on that note, 465 00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:29,366 let's go get married. 466 00:23:29,449 --> 00:23:33,245 Yeah, come on! It's good. It's all right. Hey. 467 00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:46,716 Mickey and Gus have requested to share their vows. 468 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,093 Who wants to start? 469 00:23:51,012 --> 00:23:53,723 Ugh, fine. I'll bite the bullet. Okay. 470 00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:56,810 Uh, don't judge, guys. I wrote these in, like, an hour. 471 00:23:58,478 --> 00:24:01,773 "So, Gus, what's up? 472 00:24:04,734 --> 00:24:05,986 My Gus-Gus. 473 00:24:09,447 --> 00:24:13,160 From the moment you killed some gross bugs for me in my bedroom, 474 00:24:14,369 --> 00:24:16,496 - I knew you were the one. - That's my chair! 475 00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:17,640 - We saved these... - Sorry. 476 00:24:17,664 --> 00:24:21,084 - Ever since, I knew I could trust you... - We put shirts on this chair! 477 00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:24,254 - to keep me safe, make me feel loved. - I didn't see them. 478 00:24:24,337 --> 00:24:27,549 - Why would I lie about it? - And I promise to believe in you... 479 00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:28,734 You mayor of the beach? 480 00:24:28,758 --> 00:24:29,819 - and support you... - Sit in any chair you want? 481 00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:31,386 I didn't see any shirt. 482 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:34,681 and always be the person who's unafraid to love more. 483 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:36,617 - You steal my shirt? - I prom..." 484 00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:38,143 Is that what the fuck's going on? 485 00:24:38,226 --> 00:24:39,787 - Babe, chill. - I've been here three hours. 486 00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:42,439 - Fuck you! We saved these for the sunset. - Baby. 487 00:24:42,522 --> 00:24:44,083 - Stop! - Don't touch me! 488 00:24:44,107 --> 00:24:46,234 Get out of the chair! Get out! 489 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:48,361 Should we just, like, wait a minute or... 490 00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:50,906 - Stop! Quit it! - Hey! 491 00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:53,700 - God damn it. - It's okay. It's all right. 492 00:24:53,783 --> 00:24:55,911 - Stop! - It's actually kinda funny. 493 00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:58,038 We're gonna wait for these assholes to work it out. 494 00:24:58,121 --> 00:24:59,789 Hey! Cut it out! Come on! 495 00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:03,502 Babe? Baby? Babe? 496 00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:05,462 Something's not right. Call 911. 497 00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:07,714 Medic, please! Somebody help! Baby? 498 00:25:07,797 --> 00:25:09,317 - What's happening? - I don't know. 499 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:11,009 - A heart attack or something. - Okay. 500 00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:14,179 Jesus Christ. He looks half dead. 501 00:25:14,262 --> 00:25:17,182 - Should we take a break or... - I guess. 502 00:25:17,265 --> 00:25:19,768 Guys, we're gonna take a break. Like, a ten minute break. 503 00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:21,561 - It'll be fine. - Yeah. 504 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:26,858 Called it. I knew it was a joke. It's a prank. 505 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:35,951 I don't know. So, what do we do now? Is that, like, a bad omen? 506 00:25:37,702 --> 00:25:40,622 Definitely not a good vibe for a wedding. 507 00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:50,924 You can say it. 508 00:25:51,007 --> 00:25:53,593 Should we just not do it? 509 00:25:53,677 --> 00:25:56,388 Yes, I was thinking the exact same thing. 510 00:25:56,471 --> 00:25:58,932 I mean, the whole thing felt just a little... I don't know... 511 00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:02,185 - Rash. It felt fucking rash. - Yeah. 512 00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:04,813 And we'll just tell them we're gonna do it another time, 513 00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:07,357 and they will not care because they all came here to party. 514 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,859 - And they'll get to party. It's fine. - Yeah. 515 00:26:12,904 --> 00:26:15,573 So, what about us? What do we say we are? 516 00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:19,911 Are we engaged? Or no? 517 00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:24,207 No, I don't think engaged, but I think we're good. 518 00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:26,668 I think we're, like, really good. 519 00:26:27,294 --> 00:26:28,795 Yes, agreed. 520 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:32,590 I think this is the healthiest, most mature thing... 521 00:26:33,466 --> 00:26:37,762 you know, for you. Definitely for me. For us. 522 00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:38,846 Yes. 523 00:26:39,597 --> 00:26:42,183 That's perfect. You're perfect. 524 00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:43,351 You're perfect. 525 00:26:49,232 --> 00:26:50,942 Hey, what's up, you guys? 526 00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:52,694 - Hey. - Hey. 527 00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:55,322 Good news. Remember the guy who, like, hit the deck 528 00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:57,032 and then was foaming from the mouth? 529 00:26:57,115 --> 00:26:58,867 Yeah, he was very memorable. 530 00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:02,954 Yeah, well... He's gonna be okay, not dead. 531 00:27:03,038 --> 00:27:05,206 - Oh, that is good news. - Good, good. 532 00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:07,250 Hey, listen, everybody, um... 533 00:27:08,626 --> 00:27:14,466 We just felt like the timing and the energy was off now, so... 534 00:27:14,549 --> 00:27:16,301 we're not getting married today. 535 00:27:16,384 --> 00:27:17,886 - Aw. - Boo. 536 00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:20,096 But, hey, not for any bad reasons. 537 00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:21,973 We're still very much in love. 538 00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:25,310 It's just we wanna, you know, do the responsible thing. 539 00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:28,688 Yeah, and please, we still want you guys to stick around 540 00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:30,231 and hang out and party, 541 00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:34,986 so let's just call it the "We're Trying to Grow As People" party. 542 00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:08,978 We are here today... tonight... 543 00:28:09,062 --> 00:28:13,274 to witness the matrimony of Gus Cruikshank and Mickey Dobbs...