1 00:00:25,697 --> 00:00:26,947 Mmm. 2 00:00:29,284 --> 00:00:33,294 -Good morning. 3 00:00:34,748 --> 00:00:36,708 Oh, God, I've got bad morning breath. 4 00:00:37,292 --> 00:00:39,962 I don't care. I like your morning breath. 5 00:00:40,045 --> 00:00:43,915 -I like yours, too. 6 00:00:44,007 --> 00:00:45,837 -Mnh-mnh. 7 00:00:45,925 --> 00:00:47,675 -No. 8 00:00:49,012 --> 00:00:49,972 I missed you. 9 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:53,520 -While we were asleep. 10 00:00:53,975 --> 00:00:55,515 I missed you in sleep. 11 00:00:55,602 --> 00:00:58,442 Oh, my God. You're such a little mush. 12 00:00:58,521 --> 00:01:01,231 You're the mush. You just don't want to admit it. 13 00:01:07,822 --> 00:01:10,202 I gotta wake up. 14 00:01:10,283 --> 00:01:12,083 Waking up sucks! 15 00:01:12,994 --> 00:01:16,334 Hey, so, what's the plan for tonight? 16 00:01:16,414 --> 00:01:20,504 'Cause I was just thinking about going from work to the bowling alley. 17 00:01:20,585 --> 00:01:22,165 Does that work for you? 18 00:01:22,253 --> 00:01:25,553 Yeah, I figure we could just meet Syd and Jeff there. 19 00:01:25,632 --> 00:01:29,262 Hey, Mickey. Quick question. Is one of my balls hanging out? 20 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:36,810 -No. -Thank you. I appreciate your honesty. 21 00:01:36,893 --> 00:01:39,523 -I think that's what makes this work. -Yep. 22 00:01:40,772 --> 00:01:42,652 -You! 23 00:01:43,566 --> 00:01:46,186 I have to get ready! 24 00:01:47,904 --> 00:01:51,624 Are you hungry? Do you want me to make you some breakfast? 25 00:01:51,699 --> 00:01:54,659 Would you make me a blanket burrito? 26 00:01:54,744 --> 00:01:58,544 Oh, do you want a little breakfast blanket burrito? 27 00:01:58,623 --> 00:02:01,293 One order coming right up. 28 00:02:07,549 --> 00:02:12,599 Oh, somebody's hungry for a little breakfast burrito, sizzle, sizzle. 29 00:02:12,679 --> 00:02:13,889 -Mm-hmm. 30 00:02:13,972 --> 00:02:15,272 Sour cream? 31 00:02:15,348 --> 00:02:16,678 Little egg? 32 00:02:19,602 --> 00:02:20,442 Mmm. 33 00:02:22,772 --> 00:02:24,692 Micks, you're wearing my shirt. 34 00:02:24,774 --> 00:02:28,494 Yes! I saw it in the dryer, and I thought it looked so cute. 35 00:02:28,570 --> 00:02:29,610 Is that okay? 36 00:02:29,696 --> 00:02:32,236 It's great because I've actually been looking all over for it, 37 00:02:32,323 --> 00:02:34,533 and now I know exactly where it is. 38 00:02:34,617 --> 00:02:35,867 Yep. There it is. 39 00:02:35,952 --> 00:02:37,332 -Yeah. 40 00:02:37,412 --> 00:02:41,672 Whoa! Did any of you guys hear those cats fighting outside last night, man? 41 00:02:41,749 --> 00:02:43,129 What? No. 42 00:02:43,209 --> 00:02:47,299 They woke me up. They were so loud. These cats were hashing it out. 43 00:02:50,633 --> 00:02:52,093 Cats can get pretty noisy. 44 00:02:52,802 --> 00:02:54,222 You're telling me. 45 00:02:58,349 --> 00:02:59,429 That's my fruit. 46 00:03:00,059 --> 00:03:01,389 It's really good. Thanks. 47 00:03:02,604 --> 00:03:05,114 Cats are weird, man. Did I tell you about my cat Zip? 48 00:03:05,857 --> 00:03:08,897 This one time, I thought she was fighting this other cat. 49 00:03:08,985 --> 00:03:11,905 I went to tear 'em apart, but it turns out Zip was having sex. 50 00:03:11,988 --> 00:03:14,528 Yes, you've shared that gem before. 51 00:03:14,616 --> 00:03:18,446 When I pulled my hand away, it was covered in all this weird goo. 52 00:03:18,536 --> 00:03:21,536 Great. I can start my day now that I've heard about cat jizz. 53 00:03:22,749 --> 00:03:25,289 -Well... 54 00:03:25,376 --> 00:03:26,666 All right. 55 00:03:28,087 --> 00:03:30,167 -Squeeze play. 56 00:03:31,299 --> 00:03:33,929 Man. Who shoved a pole up her ass today? 57 00:03:34,010 --> 00:03:34,890 -Don't say that. -That's not fair. 58 00:03:34,969 --> 00:03:35,799 Okay, sorry. 59 00:03:35,887 --> 00:03:37,097 -Have a good day. -Bye. 60 00:03:37,180 --> 00:03:38,470 -Bye. -Bye. 61 00:03:38,556 --> 00:03:39,806 See you, dude. 62 00:03:39,891 --> 00:03:41,181 -I'm kidding! 63 00:04:21,391 --> 00:04:22,641 Where are we? 64 00:04:22,725 --> 00:04:24,305 The basement of the old department store. 65 00:04:25,144 --> 00:04:27,154 Hey, guys. This way. In here. 66 00:04:30,858 --> 00:04:32,398 Are you sure we're safe here? 67 00:04:32,902 --> 00:04:36,322 I promised I'd keep you safe, right? So, yeah, we're safe. 68 00:04:47,875 --> 00:04:50,955 You're all witnesses. The... 69 00:04:51,045 --> 00:04:55,335 I'm sorry. I can't. All this blood all over your face, dude. 70 00:04:55,425 --> 00:04:57,135 Arya, you're doing great. 71 00:04:57,218 --> 00:04:59,218 Annie, we have to get this while the blood looks fresh. 72 00:04:59,304 --> 00:05:00,184 Sorry. -Jesus! 73 00:05:00,263 --> 00:05:02,063 Stay in the scene so we don't have to do it again. 74 00:05:02,140 --> 00:05:03,430 Fuck! What was my line? 75 00:05:03,516 --> 00:05:05,976 "You're all witnesses. That means we're all in this together." 76 00:05:06,060 --> 00:05:08,100 We're all in this together. 77 00:05:08,187 --> 00:05:09,307 "We're all witnesses!" 78 00:05:11,232 --> 00:05:13,942 We're all witnesses. That-- 79 00:05:14,027 --> 00:05:17,237 I'm sorry, I can't! It's coming out of your nose. 80 00:05:17,322 --> 00:05:18,452 It's funny. It's good. 81 00:05:18,531 --> 00:05:22,161 -Say your fucking line! Chill out. 82 00:05:22,243 --> 00:05:23,543 Jesus! Cut! 83 00:05:23,619 --> 00:05:26,999 Cut! We are resetting! All teams in here please. 84 00:05:27,081 --> 00:05:28,881 Arya, you cannot call cut! 85 00:05:28,958 --> 00:05:32,588 Whatever, I just did it! This is a continuity nightmare! 86 00:05:32,670 --> 00:05:34,670 Let's go, everybody! Move in here. 87 00:05:36,716 --> 00:05:40,296 Look at my aunt. It's our first day back at work. She's already stressed. 88 00:05:40,386 --> 00:05:44,136 -She'll catch shingles again. -She must be stressed with this retool. 89 00:05:44,223 --> 00:05:45,683 Hey! 90 00:05:45,767 --> 00:05:48,767 Don't say the word "retool," okay? It's a reimagining. 91 00:05:48,853 --> 00:05:49,773 Very important to Susan. 92 00:05:49,854 --> 00:05:53,194 No, it's called "doing everything not to get canceled." 93 00:05:53,274 --> 00:05:55,194 They're putting the show in present day, 94 00:05:55,276 --> 00:05:56,896 adding teenagers and monsters. 95 00:05:56,986 --> 00:06:01,736 Are you serious? I love the changes. Arya, playing her own granddaughter, 96 00:06:01,824 --> 00:06:04,664 fighting monsters in the present day. That rules. 97 00:06:04,744 --> 00:06:08,004 When they said mummy, I got, like, super excited. 98 00:06:08,081 --> 00:06:12,921 Can I borrow your pom-poms when you're done waving 'em around like a cheerleader? 99 00:06:13,002 --> 00:06:16,012 Susan Cheryl's not around to hear you kiss her ass. 100 00:06:16,089 --> 00:06:17,549 Oh, my God. Whatever. 101 00:06:17,632 --> 00:06:21,642 I guess I could be negative like you guys, but I don't know, 102 00:06:21,719 --> 00:06:24,849 my thing is if you put posi-hivity out into the world, 103 00:06:24,931 --> 00:06:26,141 then you get positivity back. 104 00:06:26,224 --> 00:06:28,314 -"Posi-hivity"! 105 00:06:28,392 --> 00:06:31,442 I misspoke. You know what I meant. I said "positivity." 106 00:06:31,521 --> 00:06:33,361 You distinctly said "posi-hivity." 107 00:06:33,439 --> 00:06:35,729 -I heard it. 108 00:06:35,817 --> 00:06:37,147 You knew what I meant. 109 00:06:37,235 --> 00:06:40,525 If you imagine you want a good parking spot, you'll get one. 110 00:06:40,613 --> 00:06:42,953 You don't have to explain positivity to me, dude. 111 00:06:43,032 --> 00:06:46,792 I spent $100 on mindfulness apps. I know what I'm doing. 112 00:06:46,869 --> 00:06:48,869 Fuck the haters, man. 113 00:06:48,955 --> 00:06:50,995 No, it's fine. 114 00:06:54,460 --> 00:06:55,840 This is my last teaching job. 115 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:57,670 Look around. See the show we're making? 116 00:06:57,755 --> 00:07:00,375 -This is everybody's last job. -I'm serious. 117 00:07:00,466 --> 00:07:04,256 Six more months of kids neglecting me while I teach the US Constitution, 118 00:07:04,345 --> 00:07:06,175 -and I'm out. -Sound like a solid plan. 119 00:07:06,931 --> 00:07:08,721 -Oh! I'll be right back. -Cool. 120 00:07:10,143 --> 00:07:12,233 -Evan. -I don't have time right now. 121 00:07:12,311 --> 00:07:16,021 I know. I wanted to get you something. A little welcome-back present. 122 00:07:16,899 --> 00:07:19,899 -Wow! -They're noise-canceling headphones. 123 00:07:19,986 --> 00:07:23,196 Next time you're sick of hearing me, you can pop those on. 124 00:07:23,281 --> 00:07:27,121 Thanks. This gift is really intense. 125 00:07:27,201 --> 00:07:32,371 Oh. Well, you're welcome. I just... I wanted to start off on the right foot. 126 00:07:33,583 --> 00:07:34,673 -Cool. -Cool. 127 00:07:34,750 --> 00:07:36,040 -Thanks, man. -Yeah. 128 00:07:36,127 --> 00:07:38,127 -All right. -All right. 129 00:07:44,510 --> 00:07:46,930 Okay, we're gonna have a good six months. 130 00:07:47,597 --> 00:07:48,637 Okay. 131 00:07:52,435 --> 00:07:53,935 Fuck me. 132 00:07:55,688 --> 00:07:57,518 Would you wanna do as a topic, 133 00:07:57,607 --> 00:08:00,437 when that girl talked about getting horny while on her period? 134 00:08:00,526 --> 00:08:04,316 -I loved that. It's true. I do. -Me, too. Nobody talks about it. 135 00:08:04,405 --> 00:08:07,025 Sounds like some real feminism at work here, huh? 136 00:08:07,617 --> 00:08:10,367 Whoo! Getting that millennial perspective, right? 137 00:08:10,453 --> 00:08:12,413 Uh... Or when that woman talked about 138 00:08:12,497 --> 00:08:14,327 how her husband can't get hard on their honeymoon. 139 00:08:14,415 --> 00:08:17,455 -We could turn that into something. -That could be a whole episode on-- 140 00:08:17,543 --> 00:08:21,803 I'm doing a thing on impotence today. You might wanna steer clear of that. 141 00:08:21,881 --> 00:08:25,381 Well, actually, we talked about it on our show first, so... 142 00:08:25,468 --> 00:08:28,928 So, what? You don't own impotence. 143 00:08:29,013 --> 00:08:31,143 -No, but I heard that you do. 144 00:08:33,267 --> 00:08:34,227 Fuck. 145 00:08:34,310 --> 00:08:38,190 Relax! There's gonna be some crossover with our shows. It's fine. 146 00:08:38,272 --> 00:08:39,692 Apparently, there's a lot! 147 00:08:39,774 --> 00:08:44,404 Last week, I did a whole thing on withholding orgasms. 148 00:08:44,487 --> 00:08:48,777 I tune into your show the next day, big surprise. 149 00:08:48,866 --> 00:08:51,786 "Today's topic: Withholding orgasms." 150 00:08:51,869 --> 00:08:55,249 Or whatever you called it. "When Your Bae Won't Cum." 151 00:08:55,331 --> 00:08:58,041 So you think that we're stealing from you? 152 00:08:58,125 --> 00:09:03,255 I'll just say this. If imitation is the highest form of flattery, 153 00:09:03,839 --> 00:09:06,259 well, then I'm very flattered. Okay? 154 00:09:07,635 --> 00:09:11,385 All righty. You have to keep this between you and me for now. 155 00:09:12,181 --> 00:09:13,271 Oh, juicy. 156 00:09:13,849 --> 00:09:18,099 Starting next week, Dr. Greg's show is going from two hours to one. 157 00:09:19,730 --> 00:09:21,480 -Be nice. Okay. -Sorry. 158 00:09:21,566 --> 00:09:24,026 -It's just cut in half. Wow. Okay. -Yeah. 159 00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:28,324 And that hour is going to another show. 160 00:09:30,575 --> 00:09:33,655 Your show! Yours! Stella's! 161 00:09:34,829 --> 00:09:39,379 Really? -It's great. It's the best news ever. 162 00:09:39,458 --> 00:09:40,498 Wow! 163 00:09:41,335 --> 00:09:42,545 Does Greg know yet? 164 00:09:42,628 --> 00:09:46,838 No. I like to give the good news first. Warms me up for the bad news. 165 00:09:48,843 --> 00:09:51,603 Do I mind telling Greg I'm taking an hour from him? 166 00:09:52,513 --> 00:09:53,893 No, not at all. 167 00:09:54,974 --> 00:09:58,064 Hey, I'm Jayke. I'm from Texas. I'm excited to be part of the show. 168 00:09:58,144 --> 00:10:02,274 I love clothes. I also love music. I write it. 169 00:10:02,356 --> 00:10:05,646 All right. Cool. That's great. Jayke. 170 00:10:06,193 --> 00:10:10,283 Now you just toss that ball. Just toss it to somebody. 171 00:10:10,364 --> 00:10:12,584 Marina. I'm from Vancouver. 172 00:10:13,534 --> 00:10:16,914 I don't know. Brooklyn's teaching me how to drive. 173 00:10:16,996 --> 00:10:19,416 -It's not going amazing. -Yeah. You suck. 174 00:10:19,498 --> 00:10:21,458 I wouldn't talk. You ran over a cat. 175 00:10:21,542 --> 00:10:23,502 Oh... 176 00:10:23,586 --> 00:10:25,956 Uh-oh. 177 00:10:27,798 --> 00:10:29,758 -I'm Arya. 178 00:10:29,842 --> 00:10:33,222 And as someone who has been in Gus' classes before, 179 00:10:33,304 --> 00:10:36,104 I can tell you that we do not do anything here. 180 00:10:36,182 --> 00:10:38,482 We just waste time until we're needed on set. 181 00:10:39,185 --> 00:10:44,015 And since this is not a real school, it does not matter if you try or not. 182 00:10:44,106 --> 00:10:46,316 Not funny. Yeah. -Damn. 183 00:10:47,068 --> 00:10:48,648 Good to know. 184 00:10:48,736 --> 00:10:51,696 Wait. Who has read the script for the next episode? 185 00:10:51,781 --> 00:10:54,411 Yeah, I read it. There's, like, flying and stuff, right? 186 00:10:54,492 --> 00:10:55,412 Bunch of wires. 187 00:10:55,493 --> 00:10:56,913 We all get to fly? 188 00:10:56,994 --> 00:10:59,544 Yeah, everyone gets to fly except Arya. 189 00:10:59,622 --> 00:11:02,502 Doesn't matter. I've done wires before. It's a pain in the ass. 190 00:11:02,583 --> 00:11:05,383 I had to do it three days in a row on Liberty Down. 191 00:11:05,461 --> 00:11:09,381 Very subtle name-drop on the big movie you were in. 192 00:11:09,465 --> 00:11:10,585 Hey. 193 00:11:10,675 --> 00:11:13,755 "I'm Arya. I had to do this movie Liberty Down. 194 00:11:13,844 --> 00:11:15,644 -God, it sucked." -Okay, guys, all right. 195 00:11:15,721 --> 00:11:19,391 "I had to work with Brad. Bradley Cooper. But he's really nice. 196 00:11:19,475 --> 00:11:21,935 He's, like, so cool. We text all the time." 197 00:11:22,019 --> 00:11:26,269 Enough goofing around. I'm a goofball too, but let's not be disrespectful. 198 00:11:26,357 --> 00:11:30,317 If all of our characters get to fly, why doesn't Arya's? 199 00:11:30,403 --> 00:11:34,203 Susan said it's because my character's still too young. 200 00:11:34,990 --> 00:11:38,120 She hasn't developed all her "witch" powers. 201 00:11:38,202 --> 00:11:40,162 -That makes sense. -Oh, my God... 202 00:11:40,246 --> 00:11:43,616 Okay. All right. Let's leave Arya alone for a second 203 00:11:43,707 --> 00:11:46,207 and just jump into some math. 204 00:11:51,841 --> 00:11:53,591 Hey. Uh... 205 00:11:54,677 --> 00:11:58,507 -Truman said you wanted to see me. -You're gonna wanna shut the door. 206 00:11:59,223 --> 00:12:02,893 Yeah. Okay. Sure. 207 00:12:05,146 --> 00:12:07,766 -Have a seat. -Okay. 208 00:12:10,901 --> 00:12:13,031 What's going on? 209 00:12:14,447 --> 00:12:18,907 -They're cutting an hour from your show. Who said? 210 00:12:20,286 --> 00:12:23,706 The bosses from Subzero in New York. 211 00:12:24,290 --> 00:12:27,380 There's no warning Who's getting it? 212 00:12:27,460 --> 00:12:30,960 Okay. Here's where it gets awkward. Me and Stella. 213 00:12:31,046 --> 00:12:34,126 Fuck off now! Okay! 214 00:12:35,301 --> 00:12:36,841 Oh, my God. 215 00:12:38,304 --> 00:12:41,564 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 216 00:12:44,727 --> 00:12:46,267 Oh. 217 00:12:49,482 --> 00:12:52,072 I knew this was gonna happen. I saw all the signs. 218 00:12:52,151 --> 00:12:54,651 -It all started with the posters. 219 00:12:54,737 --> 00:12:58,697 My poster was the first thing you saw when you came into the office. 220 00:12:58,782 --> 00:13:03,252 Then it was replaced by Stella's poster, and now, it's next to the bathroom. 221 00:13:03,329 --> 00:13:05,659 Ten feet away from a fucking toilet! 222 00:13:05,748 --> 00:13:07,628 I think you're being paranoid. 223 00:13:08,209 --> 00:13:12,709 Congratulations, Mickey. You have taken an hour away from me. 224 00:13:12,796 --> 00:13:15,296 -I didn't take your hour away. 225 00:13:15,382 --> 00:13:17,592 No, your ratings have been dropping for months. 226 00:13:17,676 --> 00:13:21,426 -I'm sorry! It's not my fault. -See you later. 227 00:13:21,514 --> 00:13:24,104 You never listen to me! I tried to tell you. 228 00:13:24,183 --> 00:13:26,603 You gotta switch it up. No more canned calls. 229 00:13:26,685 --> 00:13:29,515 Then you'd go, "No, you get on the phone and--" 230 00:13:29,605 --> 00:13:31,265 You win! You win! 231 00:13:31,357 --> 00:13:34,857 Have fun winning the rest of your very short life 232 00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:38,704 after you relapse! 233 00:13:43,994 --> 00:13:45,874 That was amazing. 234 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:47,955 On behalf of the office, I wanna thank you. 235 00:13:48,541 --> 00:13:52,421 -I think he lost the rest of his hair. -He did not take that well. 236 00:13:54,838 --> 00:13:56,298 Your energy's weird. I'm gonna go. 237 00:13:56,382 --> 00:13:58,012 -Okay. -Okay. 238 00:14:00,928 --> 00:14:06,138 Uh-huh. Yeah. I agree. I agree 100%. 239 00:14:07,309 --> 00:14:10,599 I don't like that idea, but I agree with the first thing you said. 240 00:14:10,688 --> 00:14:12,358 I mean, we can try it. 241 00:14:19,905 --> 00:14:24,075 Yeah. Okay. All right. Will do. 242 00:14:24,493 --> 00:14:25,333 Bye. 243 00:14:29,373 --> 00:14:30,793 What were we talking about? 244 00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:33,165 Oh! Right, right. Um... 245 00:14:33,252 --> 00:14:36,802 I need you to start coming in earlier to teach. Like, six a.m. 246 00:14:37,798 --> 00:14:40,468 We have so many kids and have to start front-loading our days. 247 00:14:41,051 --> 00:14:43,551 Yeah. No, I wanna make you happy. 248 00:14:43,637 --> 00:14:46,517 So, whatever I can do to be of value to you... 249 00:14:46,599 --> 00:14:50,269 Your value is that you're a pushover who doesn't get in my way. 250 00:14:50,352 --> 00:14:52,102 Don't fuck up your best quality. 251 00:14:53,606 --> 00:14:54,566 Okay. 252 00:14:54,648 --> 00:14:56,398 Can I borrow her for a second? 253 00:14:58,652 --> 00:14:59,862 All right. 254 00:15:06,785 --> 00:15:08,285 -Do you want this open-- -Closed. 255 00:15:11,665 --> 00:15:13,745 -Jesus. -Jesus Christ. 256 00:15:13,834 --> 00:15:15,094 What the fuck? 257 00:15:15,169 --> 00:15:17,709 -He got me a gift. Headphones. 258 00:15:17,796 --> 00:15:19,586 Like it's our anniversary. 259 00:15:19,673 --> 00:15:21,633 God, he triggers me. Yeah. 260 00:15:21,717 --> 00:15:23,047 Something about his face. 261 00:15:23,135 --> 00:15:27,385 For me, it's his voice. He's just such a cloying, needy little... 262 00:15:32,978 --> 00:15:34,188 Hey. 263 00:15:35,981 --> 00:15:37,731 Tough first day, huh? 264 00:15:37,816 --> 00:15:40,686 You've had a bad day? I'm stuck in this shithole. 265 00:15:40,778 --> 00:15:43,738 God, they won't let me do a voice on Trolls 2. 266 00:15:44,657 --> 00:15:47,487 You know, Arya, just some friendly advice. 267 00:15:47,576 --> 00:15:50,576 You should be more grateful for everything you got. 268 00:15:50,663 --> 00:15:53,213 I'm the asshole for not appreciating my money? 269 00:15:53,290 --> 00:15:57,800 Jesus, have you seen the other kids? I'm a parent's dream compared to them. 270 00:15:58,379 --> 00:16:00,799 In a month, they're all gonna be living at Charlie Sheen's house. 271 00:16:01,674 --> 00:16:04,184 -Pretty sweet setup. I'd take it. 272 00:16:04,259 --> 00:16:05,549 Whoa! 273 00:16:05,636 --> 00:16:08,506 Hey, honey. Sorry, I'm late. They kept me at the gate. 274 00:16:08,597 --> 00:16:11,677 Oh... Cool new car. 275 00:16:11,767 --> 00:16:13,387 The studio gave it to her. 276 00:16:14,019 --> 00:16:16,559 They want her to do the Liberty Down sequel. 277 00:16:16,647 --> 00:16:19,937 The movie hasn't come out yet, and it's testing off the charts. 278 00:16:20,025 --> 00:16:21,985 But you're not old enough to drive. 279 00:16:22,069 --> 00:16:24,069 It's not like they'd give me a bike. 280 00:16:24,655 --> 00:16:28,025 Okay. Well, you have fun in this dope new ride. 281 00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:30,867 Can't wait to see you behind the wheel when you turn 16. 282 00:16:30,953 --> 00:16:32,583 I won't drive a two-year-old car. 283 00:16:32,663 --> 00:16:34,713 We'll donate it to Planned Parenthood. 284 00:16:34,790 --> 00:16:36,460 Buckle up, babe. 285 00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:38,496 Let's go. 286 00:16:39,545 --> 00:16:41,005 -Bye, Gus. -Bye. 287 00:17:05,571 --> 00:17:09,241 ♪ Party people Your dreams have now been fulfilled ♪ 288 00:17:09,324 --> 00:17:11,994 ♪ Get your ass up, and let's get ill ♪ 289 00:17:12,077 --> 00:17:14,117 ♪ That's right, y'all We're more than rough ♪ 290 00:17:14,204 --> 00:17:15,584 ♪ We callin' your bluff ♪ 291 00:17:15,664 --> 00:17:19,544 -♪ And when it comes to rhymes ♪ -♪ Yo! ♪ 292 00:17:19,626 --> 00:17:21,746 I recognize it's a little confusing 293 00:17:21,837 --> 00:17:24,467 for somebody to follow my filmography because, say, you really think 294 00:17:24,548 --> 00:17:29,178 The Grinch or Willow is a blast and a great fantasy movie or something, 295 00:17:29,261 --> 00:17:31,431 Right. 296 00:17:47,404 --> 00:17:48,994 -Hi, guys! -Hey, girl! 297 00:17:49,073 --> 00:17:51,913 -Hey. Aw. -Hey! 298 00:17:51,992 --> 00:17:53,792 I'm so happy we're doing this. 299 00:17:53,869 --> 00:17:55,369 -Hi. -Hi. Good to see you. 300 00:17:55,454 --> 00:17:59,004 Can't believe how fast I got here. I thought it'd be forever, 301 00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:01,423 but today everything was a green light. 302 00:18:01,502 --> 00:18:03,252 It was like bing, bing, bing. 303 00:18:07,091 --> 00:18:09,891 Honey, Jeff, I'm not trying to embarrass you... 304 00:18:10,928 --> 00:18:11,968 But you're gonna. 305 00:18:12,554 --> 00:18:13,724 Why the shorts? 306 00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:16,640 We're playing sports. 307 00:18:16,725 --> 00:18:21,435 Let's just... Anytime we leave the house, big boy pants. Just as a rule. Okay? 308 00:18:33,492 --> 00:18:38,162 Do you remember when people used to wear bowling shoes out 309 00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:41,497 Totally. I was always too scared to steal bowling shoes. 310 00:18:41,583 --> 00:18:43,633 -My thing was I used to steal meat. 311 00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:47,800 When I first met him, I had a sausage stuffed in my leggings. 312 00:18:47,881 --> 00:18:49,091 -Hey! -Hey! 313 00:18:49,174 --> 00:18:51,094 -Hi! -Hi, Gus-Gus. 314 00:18:51,176 --> 00:18:54,046 -Hello. Hello. Hi. -Hey, buddy. 315 00:18:54,138 --> 00:18:55,678 -Hello. -Hey! 316 00:18:55,764 --> 00:18:58,434 Get that outta there. Come here. 317 00:18:58,517 --> 00:19:00,387 -Good to see you. -Good to see you, too. 318 00:19:00,894 --> 00:19:01,904 Sorry I'm late. 319 00:19:01,979 --> 00:19:05,899 There was work and traffic... I hope you weren't waiting for me. 320 00:19:05,983 --> 00:19:06,823 It's cool. 321 00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:08,400 -We weren't waiting. Good. 322 00:19:08,485 --> 00:19:10,565 Let's bowl! -Let's do it. 323 00:19:10,654 --> 00:19:12,164 -Get your shoes. -My shoes! 324 00:19:12,239 --> 00:19:14,579 All right. You go, girl. 325 00:19:20,664 --> 00:19:21,834 What? 326 00:19:25,377 --> 00:19:28,837 What are you talking about? 327 00:19:28,922 --> 00:19:30,672 ♪ Come on, think about it ♪ 328 00:19:32,092 --> 00:19:36,222 ♪ Sometimes I hate that you know me so well ♪ 329 00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:40,725 ♪ Sometimes I hate that you know me so well ♪ 330 00:19:40,809 --> 00:19:44,349 ♪ Some days I wish that I wasn't myself ♪ 331 00:19:44,897 --> 00:19:46,057 -♪ No ♪ -♪ No luck ♪ 332 00:19:46,148 --> 00:19:48,858 -♪ No ♪ -♪ And I hate that you know me so well ♪ 333 00:19:48,942 --> 00:19:53,662 ♪ Sometimes I hate that you know me so well ♪ 334 00:19:53,739 --> 00:19:57,909 ♪ Sometimes I hate that you know me so well... ♪ 335 00:19:57,993 --> 00:19:59,623 Whoo! 336 00:19:59,703 --> 00:20:01,793 Fuck you! Fuck you! I'm gonna do it! 337 00:20:01,872 --> 00:20:06,172 Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Yeah! Whoo! 338 00:20:06,752 --> 00:20:10,302 Syd! Thanks for asking us to hang. This is so much fun. 339 00:20:10,380 --> 00:20:14,260 Oh, my God! Are you kidding me? Thank you. You make us feel cool. 340 00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:17,803 It's mutually beneficial. You make us feel like a grown-up couple. 341 00:20:17,888 --> 00:20:21,478 Oh, I know. Us on a couples' night with a married couple? 342 00:20:21,558 --> 00:20:23,098 I think we're doing good. 343 00:20:23,185 --> 00:20:24,685 How long has it been now? 344 00:20:24,770 --> 00:20:27,520 What has it been? Like, five, six months. 345 00:20:27,606 --> 00:20:30,276 I don't know. I've been sober for three, so... 346 00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:32,859 We've known each other five or six months. 347 00:20:32,945 --> 00:20:36,105 We've been boyfriend-girlfriend for a couple months. 348 00:20:36,198 --> 00:20:37,868 So you're in the best part. 349 00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:43,660 Everybody knows that the best part of any relationship is six months in, 350 00:20:43,747 --> 00:20:48,207 because then you're not freaked out because you know you like each other. 351 00:20:48,293 --> 00:20:50,963 everything's still new, and the sex is really hot. 352 00:20:51,046 --> 00:20:55,046 I would say that we're in the part right before the best part. 353 00:20:55,133 --> 00:20:58,223 -Which is maybe the best part. -Mmm. 354 00:20:58,303 --> 00:21:00,353 I wanna punch you guys so hard in the face. 355 00:21:01,682 --> 00:21:03,522 -Eight pins, guys. 356 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:04,480 Eight pins. 357 00:21:04,559 --> 00:21:06,019 -My turn. 358 00:21:06,103 --> 00:21:07,403 Hey, I need to go. 359 00:21:09,314 --> 00:21:11,024 Oh! Mickey, I forgot to tell you. 360 00:21:11,108 --> 00:21:13,528 I listened to Stella's show, and it was awesome! 361 00:21:13,610 --> 00:21:14,820 Thank you, sweetie. 362 00:21:14,903 --> 00:21:18,913 Yeah, did you guys know? Mickey's killing it at work. Big time. 363 00:21:18,991 --> 00:21:20,451 Good for you! 364 00:21:20,534 --> 00:21:24,044 Thanks. Yeah, it's funny how things are weirdly working out. 365 00:21:24,121 --> 00:21:25,911 I thought it was cool to fail. 366 00:21:25,998 --> 00:21:29,878 People who tried at work were losers, but I am now. I don't care. 367 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:33,130 This is the most success I've had, and I love my job. 368 00:21:33,213 --> 00:21:36,343 -Congratulations on being a big loser. 369 00:21:38,802 --> 00:21:40,682 All right! 370 00:21:40,762 --> 00:21:42,182 -Okay. -Hey! 371 00:21:44,433 --> 00:21:45,563 Gus, how's work? 372 00:21:46,893 --> 00:21:51,233 -Great! Work's... Yeah, it's really great. -Cool. 373 00:21:52,899 --> 00:21:55,149 Oh, my God! I got a strike! 374 00:21:55,235 --> 00:21:57,355 -Fuck, yeah! Whoo! 375 00:22:02,367 --> 00:22:05,747 So, Mickey says that you've been writing some screenplays? 376 00:22:05,829 --> 00:22:09,249 Yeah, I'm tryin'. It's a little tough to break in, but I try. 377 00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:10,673 What's one of your faves? 378 00:22:10,751 --> 00:22:14,501 I guess the one I just wrote, yeah. The idea was... 379 00:22:14,588 --> 00:22:17,338 Well, I really like erotic thrillers, 380 00:22:17,424 --> 00:22:19,594 but one thing that's a bummer about those 381 00:22:19,676 --> 00:22:24,136 is that they're usually racist or sexist or just problematic. 382 00:22:24,222 --> 00:22:25,602 So what I'd like to do 383 00:22:25,682 --> 00:22:29,272 is try to bring the erotic thriller into a new era. 384 00:22:29,352 --> 00:22:30,652 -It's cool, Gus. -Yeah. 385 00:22:37,694 --> 00:22:41,034 Cruikshank. This is Evan. I need you to call me back pronto. 386 00:22:41,114 --> 00:22:43,914 As in not two hours from now. Got it? Thank you. 387 00:22:46,453 --> 00:22:47,453 It's your turn, Gus. 388 00:22:48,789 --> 00:22:52,129 -It's your turn. -Oh. Yeah. Great. 389 00:22:52,209 --> 00:22:53,789 Get 'em, Gus! 390 00:22:56,755 --> 00:22:58,625 Knock those pins! Yeah! 391 00:23:02,385 --> 00:23:03,295 Whoa! 392 00:23:03,386 --> 00:23:05,556 -Yes! Yes! Whoa! 393 00:23:05,639 --> 00:23:07,559 Fuck, yes! 394 00:23:07,641 --> 00:23:10,141 All right. -We should do this again sometime. 395 00:23:10,227 --> 00:23:11,187 -Definitely. -That was fun. 396 00:23:11,269 --> 00:23:12,269 Okay. All right. 397 00:23:12,354 --> 00:23:14,404 Okay. See you at the house? 398 00:23:14,481 --> 00:23:16,071 -I'll be right behind you. -Bye! 399 00:23:16,149 --> 00:23:17,109 I'll call you. 400 00:23:27,619 --> 00:23:30,369 Um, wow. Thanks for calling me back late, dude. 401 00:23:30,455 --> 00:23:31,535 Yeah, sure. 402 00:23:32,165 --> 00:23:36,495 I know you're supposed to have the day off tomorrow, but that plan is fucked. 403 00:23:36,586 --> 00:23:39,256 We need you to come in for the six a.m. classes. 404 00:23:39,339 --> 00:23:40,969 Is that gonna be a problem? 405 00:23:41,049 --> 00:23:42,509 Nope. Totally cool. 406 00:23:42,592 --> 00:23:44,642 -Thank you. -Bye-bye! 407 00:23:44,719 --> 00:23:46,139 -Get your beauty rest. 408 00:23:46,221 --> 00:23:49,561 Fucking piece of shit. Fuckhead. 409 00:24:16,668 --> 00:24:18,958 Asshole! Look around you! 410 00:24:20,755 --> 00:24:24,505 Was he texting? Motherfucker was texting! Fuck! 411 00:24:27,512 --> 00:24:29,312 Hi, Grandpa. 412 00:24:37,105 --> 00:24:39,315 -♪ Oh, shit ♪ -♪ Oh, shit ♪ 413 00:24:39,399 --> 00:24:41,069 ♪ Oh, shit ♪ 414 00:24:41,776 --> 00:24:44,066 -♪ Oh, shit ♪ -♪ No! ♪ 415 00:24:44,154 --> 00:24:45,574 ♪ Oh, shit ♪ 416 00:24:45,655 --> 00:24:48,655 ♪ Oh! Little Sally Walker Sittin' in a saucer ♪ 417 00:24:48,742 --> 00:24:50,702 ♪ Oh, how I tossed that ass up ♪ 418 00:24:50,785 --> 00:24:52,905 ♪ Like a mission in the woods Woody Woodpecker would... ♪ 419 00:24:52,996 --> 00:24:53,826 Dipshit! 420 00:24:55,081 --> 00:24:57,631 Dipshit, roll down your window! 421 00:24:59,044 --> 00:25:00,094 What's the problem? 422 00:25:00,670 --> 00:25:03,010 You cut me off! You were looking in your phone! 423 00:25:03,089 --> 00:25:05,679 I glanced at my phone. My wife texted me. 424 00:25:05,759 --> 00:25:08,469 That was not a glance! You were looking at it! I watched you through my window staring at it! 425 00:25:11,348 --> 00:25:12,888 Fuck off, man! 426 00:25:12,974 --> 00:25:16,144 You realize you're not alone on this planet, right? 427 00:25:16,228 --> 00:25:19,768 You realize you share this planet with other fucking human beings. 428 00:25:19,856 --> 00:25:21,896 You should be considerate of other fucking-- 429 00:25:21,983 --> 00:25:25,613 You're oblivious! Don't turn away! Don't roll up that window! 430 00:25:25,695 --> 00:25:29,275 Don't you fucking roll that window... 431 00:25:29,366 --> 00:25:32,866 Roll down that window! Roll back down that fucking window! 432 00:25:32,953 --> 00:25:35,083 I'll fuck your wife! 433 00:25:42,212 --> 00:25:44,262 ♪ One fine summertime Sunday evening ♪ 434 00:25:44,339 --> 00:25:46,719 ♪ Crenshaw Blvd. was in full swing ♪ 435 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:49,260 ♪ Perfect example Of how looks can be deceiving ♪ 436 00:25:49,344 --> 00:25:51,684 ♪ Rolled up to what I thought was A pretty young thing ♪ 437 00:25:51,805 --> 00:25:53,675 ♪ Rollin' in a purple Samurai Suzuki ♪ 438 00:25:53,765 --> 00:25:55,675 ♪ Dookie braids was an aid To her sex appeal... ♪ 439 00:25:57,185 --> 00:25:58,055 Fuck! 440 00:25:59,896 --> 00:26:00,896 Ah! 441 00:26:11,199 --> 00:26:13,789 Moron, get out of the fucking road! 442 00:26:14,327 --> 00:26:17,787 Oh, fuck. Oh, God. 443 00:26:40,895 --> 00:26:42,435 Fuck. 444 00:26:48,236 --> 00:26:49,356 Hey. 445 00:26:49,446 --> 00:26:54,696 What took so long? -I just stopped off at the store. 446 00:26:56,036 --> 00:26:57,996 Little traffic, so... 447 00:26:58,705 --> 00:26:59,745 But... 448 00:27:01,958 --> 00:27:03,458 Got you some ice cream. 449 00:27:04,544 --> 00:27:08,384 -Got a little ice cream for my Micks. -Aw. 450 00:27:08,465 --> 00:27:12,005 -You're the best. -No, I'm not. 451 00:27:18,683 --> 00:27:20,193 Mmm... 452 00:27:20,268 --> 00:27:21,648 I went to the grocery store, 453 00:27:21,728 --> 00:27:23,808 and they didn't have the mint chocolate ice cream, 454 00:27:23,897 --> 00:27:26,267 so I went to another grocery store. 455 00:27:26,358 --> 00:27:28,608 And on the way, there was traffic 456 00:27:28,693 --> 00:27:32,243 at one of those sobriety checkpoint things... 457 00:27:32,322 --> 00:27:33,412 I'm familiar. 458 00:27:33,490 --> 00:27:37,330 Yeah, then there was construction, and I was trying to get here, 459 00:27:37,410 --> 00:27:41,290 and they rerouted me because my regular route I couldn't do,