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Mmm.
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-Good morning.
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Oh, God, I've got bad morning breath.
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I don't care. I like your morning breath.
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-I like yours, too.
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-Mnh-mnh.
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-No.
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I missed you.
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-While we were asleep.
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I missed you in sleep.
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Oh, my God. You're such a little mush.
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You're the mush.
You just don't want to admit it.
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I gotta wake up.
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Waking up sucks!
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Hey, so, what's the plan for tonight?
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'Cause I was just thinking about going
from work to the bowling alley.
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Does that work for you?
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Yeah, I figure we could
just meet Syd and Jeff there.
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Hey, Mickey. Quick question.
Is one of my balls hanging out?
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-No.
-Thank you. I appreciate your honesty.
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-I think that's what makes this work.
-Yep.
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-You!
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I have to get ready!
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Are you hungry? Do you want me
to make you some breakfast?
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Would you make me
a blanket burrito?
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Oh, do you want
a little breakfast blanket burrito?
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One order coming right up.
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Oh, somebody's hungry for a little
breakfast burrito, sizzle, sizzle.
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-Mm-hmm.
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Sour cream?
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Little egg?
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Mmm.
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Micks, you're wearing my shirt.
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Yes! I saw it in the dryer,
and I thought it looked so cute.
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Is that okay?
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It's great because I've actually
been looking all over for it,
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and now I know exactly where it is.
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Yep. There it is.
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-Yeah.
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Whoa! Did any of you guys hear those cats
fighting outside last night, man?
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What? No.
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They woke me up. They were so loud.
These cats were hashing it out.
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Cats can get pretty noisy.
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You're telling me.
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That's my fruit.
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It's really good. Thanks.
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Cats are weird, man.
Did I tell you about my cat Zip?
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This one time, I thought
she was fighting this other cat.
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I went to tear 'em apart,
but it turns out Zip was having sex.
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Yes, you've shared that gem before.
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When I pulled my hand away,
it was covered in all this weird goo.
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Great. I can start my day
now that I've heard about cat jizz.
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-Well...
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All right.
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-Squeeze play.
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Man. Who shoved a pole up her ass today?
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-Don't say that.
-That's not fair.
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Okay, sorry.
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-Have a good day.
-Bye.
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-Bye.
-Bye.
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See you, dude.
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-I'm kidding!
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Where are we?
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The basement
of the old department store.
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Hey, guys. This way. In here.
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Are you sure we're safe here?
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I promised I'd keep you safe, right?
So, yeah, we're safe.
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You're all witnesses. The...
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I'm sorry. I can't.
All this blood all over your face, dude.
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Arya, you're doing great.
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Annie, we have to get this
while the blood looks fresh.
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Sorry.
-Jesus!
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Stay in the scene
so we don't have to do it again.
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Fuck! What was my line?
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"You're all witnesses.
That means we're all in this together."
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We're all in this together.
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"We're all witnesses!"
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We're all witnesses. That--
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I'm sorry, I can't!
It's coming out of your nose.
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It's funny. It's good.
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-Say your fucking line!
Chill out.
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Jesus! Cut!
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Cut! We are resetting!
All teams in here please.
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Arya, you cannot call cut!
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Whatever, I just did it!
This is a continuity nightmare!
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Let's go, everybody!
Move in here.
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Look at my aunt. It's our first day back
at work. She's already stressed.
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-She'll catch shingles again.
-She must be stressed with this retool.
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Hey!
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Don't say the word "retool," okay?
It's a reimagining.
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Very important to Susan.
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No, it's called
"doing everything not to get canceled."
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They're putting the show
in present day,
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adding teenagers and monsters.
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Are you serious? I love the changes.
Arya, playing her own granddaughter,
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fighting monsters in the present day.
That rules.
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When they said mummy,
I got, like, super excited.
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Can I borrow your pom-poms when you're
done waving 'em around like a cheerleader?
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Susan Cheryl's not around
to hear you kiss her ass.
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Oh, my God. Whatever.
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I guess I could be negative
like you guys, but I don't know,
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my thing is if you put posi-hivity out
into the world,
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then you get positivity back.
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-"Posi-hivity"!
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I misspoke. You know what I meant.
I said "positivity."
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You distinctly said "posi-hivity."
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-I heard it.
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You knew what I meant.
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If you imagine you want
a good parking spot, you'll get one.
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You don't have to explain positivity
to me, dude.
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I spent $100 on mindfulness apps.
I know what I'm doing.
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Fuck the haters, man.
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No, it's fine.
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This is my last teaching job.
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Look around.
See the show we're making?
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-This is everybody's last job.
-I'm serious.
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Six more months of kids neglecting me
while I teach the US Constitution,
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-and I'm out.
-Sound like a solid plan.
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-Oh! I'll be right back.
-Cool.
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-Evan.
-I don't have time right now.
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I know. I wanted to get you something.
A little welcome-back present.
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-Wow!
-They're noise-canceling headphones.
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Next time you're sick of hearing me,
you can pop those on.
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Thanks. This gift is really intense.
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Oh. Well, you're welcome. I just...
I wanted to start off on the right foot.
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-Cool.
-Cool.
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-Thanks, man.
-Yeah.
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-All right.
-All right.
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Okay, we're gonna have a good six months.
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Okay.
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Fuck me.
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Would you wanna do as a topic,
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when that girl talked about
getting horny while on her period?
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-I loved that. It's true. I do.
-Me, too. Nobody talks about it.
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Sounds like some real feminism
at work here, huh?
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Whoo! Getting that
millennial perspective, right?
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Uh... Or when that woman talked about
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how her husband can't get hard
on their honeymoon.
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-We could turn that into something.
-That could be a whole episode on--
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I'm doing a thing on impotence today.
You might wanna steer clear of that.
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Well, actually, we talked about it
on our show first, so...
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So, what? You don't own impotence.
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-No, but I heard that you do.
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Fuck.
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Relax! There's gonna be some crossover
with our shows. It's fine.
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Apparently, there's a lot!
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Last week, I did a whole thing
on withholding orgasms.
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I tune into your show the next day,
big surprise.
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"Today's topic: Withholding orgasms."
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Or whatever you called it.
"When Your Bae Won't Cum."
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So you think that we're stealing from you?
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I'll just say this. If imitation
is the highest form of flattery,
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well, then I'm very flattered. Okay?
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All righty. You have to keep this
between you and me for now.
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Oh, juicy.
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Starting next week, Dr. Greg's show
is going from two hours to one.
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-Be nice. Okay.
-Sorry.
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-It's just cut in half. Wow. Okay.
-Yeah.
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And that hour is going to another show.
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Your show! Yours! Stella's!
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Really?
-It's great. It's the best news ever.
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Wow!
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Does Greg know yet?
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No. I like to give the good news first.
Warms me up for the bad news.
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Do I mind telling Greg
I'm taking an hour from him?
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No, not at all.
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Hey, I'm Jayke. I'm from Texas.
I'm excited to be part of the show.
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I love clothes.
I also love music. I write it.
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All right. Cool.
That's great. Jayke.
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Now you just toss that ball.
Just toss it to somebody.
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Marina. I'm from Vancouver.
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I don't know.
Brooklyn's teaching me how to drive.
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-It's not going amazing.
-Yeah. You suck.
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I wouldn't talk. You ran over a cat.
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Oh...
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Uh-oh.
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-I'm Arya.
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And as someone who has been
in Gus' classes before,
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I can tell you that
we do not do anything here.
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We just waste time
until we're needed on set.
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And since this is not a real school,
it does not matter if you try or not.
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Not funny. Yeah.
-Damn.
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Good to know.
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Wait. Who has read the script
for the next episode?
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Yeah, I read it.
There's, like, flying and stuff, right?
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Bunch of wires.
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We all get to fly?
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Yeah, everyone gets to fly except Arya.
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Doesn't matter. I've done wires before.
It's a pain in the ass.
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I had to do it
three days in a row on Liberty Down.
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Very subtle name-drop
on the big movie you were in.
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Hey.
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"I'm Arya.
I had to do this movie Liberty Down.
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-God, it sucked."
-Okay, guys, all right.
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"I had to work with Brad. Bradley Cooper.
But he's really nice.
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He's, like, so cool.
We text all the time."
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Enough goofing around. I'm a goofball too,
but let's not be disrespectful.
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If all of our characters get to fly,
why doesn't Arya's?
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Susan said it's because
my character's still too young.
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She hasn't developed
all her "witch" powers.
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-That makes sense.
-Oh, my God...
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Okay. All right.
Let's leave Arya alone for a second
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and just jump into some math.
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Hey. Uh...
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-Truman said you wanted to see me.
-You're gonna wanna shut the door.
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Yeah. Okay. Sure.
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-Have a seat.
-Okay.
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What's going on?
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-They're cutting an hour from your show.
Who said?
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The bosses from Subzero in New York.
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There's no warning
Who's getting it?
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Okay. Here's where it gets awkward.
Me and Stella.
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Fuck off now!
Okay!
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Oh.
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I knew this was gonna happen.
I saw all the signs.
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-It all started with the posters.
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My poster was the first thing you saw
when you came into the office.
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Then it was replaced by Stella's poster,
and now, it's next to the bathroom.
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Ten feet away from a fucking toilet!
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I think you're being paranoid.
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Congratulations, Mickey.
You have taken an hour away from me.
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-I didn't take your hour away.
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No, your ratings
have been dropping for months.
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-I'm sorry! It's not my fault.
-See you later.
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You never listen to me!
I tried to tell you.
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You gotta switch it up.
No more canned calls.
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Then you'd go, "No, you get
on the phone and--"
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You win! You win!
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Have fun winning the rest
of your very short life
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after you relapse!
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That was amazing.
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On behalf of the office,
I wanna thank you.
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-I think he lost the rest of his hair.
-He did not take that well.
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Your energy's weird. I'm gonna go.
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-Okay.
-Okay.
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Uh-huh. Yeah. I agree. I agree 100%.
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I don't like that idea,
but I agree with the first thing you said.
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I mean, we can try it.
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Yeah. Okay. All right. Will do.
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00:14:24,493 --> 00:14:25,333
Bye.
243
00:14:29,373 --> 00:14:30,793
What were we talking about?
244
00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:33,165
Oh! Right, right. Um...
245
00:14:33,252 --> 00:14:36,802
I need you to start coming in earlier
to teach. Like, six a.m.
246
00:14:37,798 --> 00:14:40,468
We have so many kids and have
to start front-loading our days.
247
00:14:41,051 --> 00:14:43,551
Yeah. No, I wanna make you happy.
248
00:14:43,637 --> 00:14:46,517
So, whatever I can do
to be of value to you...
249
00:14:46,599 --> 00:14:50,269
Your value is that you're a pushover
who doesn't get in my way.
250
00:14:50,352 --> 00:14:52,102
Don't fuck up your best quality.
251
00:14:53,606 --> 00:14:54,566
Okay.
252
00:14:54,648 --> 00:14:56,398
Can I borrow her for a second?
253
00:14:58,652 --> 00:14:59,862
All right.
254
00:15:06,785 --> 00:15:08,285
-Do you want this open--
-Closed.
255
00:15:11,665 --> 00:15:13,745
-Jesus.
-Jesus Christ.
256
00:15:13,834 --> 00:15:15,094
What the fuck?
257
00:15:15,169 --> 00:15:17,709
-He got me a gift. Headphones.
258
00:15:17,796 --> 00:15:19,586
Like it's our anniversary.
259
00:15:19,673 --> 00:15:21,633
God, he triggers me.
Yeah.
260
00:15:21,717 --> 00:15:23,047
Something about his face.
261
00:15:23,135 --> 00:15:27,385
For me, it's his voice.
He's just such a cloying, needy little...
262
00:15:32,978 --> 00:15:34,188
Hey.
263
00:15:35,981 --> 00:15:37,731
Tough first day, huh?
264
00:15:37,816 --> 00:15:40,686
You've had a bad day?
I'm stuck in this shithole.
265
00:15:40,778 --> 00:15:43,738
God, they won't let me do a voice
on Trolls 2.
266
00:15:44,657 --> 00:15:47,487
You know, Arya, just some friendly advice.
267
00:15:47,576 --> 00:15:50,576
You should be more grateful
for everything you got.
268
00:15:50,663 --> 00:15:53,213
I'm the asshole
for not appreciating my money?
269
00:15:53,290 --> 00:15:57,800
Jesus, have you seen the other kids?
I'm a parent's dream compared to them.
270
00:15:58,379 --> 00:16:00,799
In a month, they're all gonna be living
at Charlie Sheen's house.
271
00:16:01,674 --> 00:16:04,184
-Pretty sweet setup. I'd take it.
272
00:16:04,259 --> 00:16:05,549
Whoa!
273
00:16:05,636 --> 00:16:08,506
Hey, honey. Sorry, I'm late.
They kept me at the gate.
274
00:16:08,597 --> 00:16:11,677
Oh... Cool new car.
275
00:16:11,767 --> 00:16:13,387
The studio gave it to her.
276
00:16:14,019 --> 00:16:16,559
They want her
to do the Liberty Down sequel.
277
00:16:16,647 --> 00:16:19,937
The movie hasn't come out yet,
and it's testing off the charts.
278
00:16:20,025 --> 00:16:21,985
But you're not old enough to drive.
279
00:16:22,069 --> 00:16:24,069
It's not like they'd give me a bike.
280
00:16:24,655 --> 00:16:28,025
Okay. Well, you have fun
in this dope new ride.
281
00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:30,867
Can't wait to see you behind the wheel
when you turn 16.
282
00:16:30,953 --> 00:16:32,583
I won't drive a two-year-old car.
283
00:16:32,663 --> 00:16:34,713
We'll donate it to Planned Parenthood.
284
00:16:34,790 --> 00:16:36,460
Buckle up, babe.
285
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:38,496
Let's go.
286
00:16:39,545 --> 00:16:41,005
-Bye, Gus.
-Bye.
287
00:17:05,571 --> 00:17:09,241
♪ Party people
Your dreams have now been fulfilled ♪
288
00:17:09,324 --> 00:17:11,994
♪ Get your ass up, and let's get ill ♪
289
00:17:12,077 --> 00:17:14,117
♪ That's right, y'all
We're more than rough ♪
290
00:17:14,204 --> 00:17:15,584
♪ We callin' your bluff ♪
291
00:17:15,664 --> 00:17:19,544
-♪ And when it comes to rhymes ♪
-♪ Yo! ♪
292
00:17:19,626 --> 00:17:21,746
I recognize it's a little confusing
293
00:17:21,837 --> 00:17:24,467
for somebody to follow my filmography
because, say, you really think
294
00:17:24,548 --> 00:17:29,178
The Grinch or Willow is a blast
and a great fantasy movie or something,
295
00:17:29,261 --> 00:17:31,431
Right.
296
00:17:47,404 --> 00:17:48,994
-Hi, guys!
-Hey, girl!
297
00:17:49,073 --> 00:17:51,913
-Hey. Aw.
-Hey!
298
00:17:51,992 --> 00:17:53,792
I'm so happy we're doing this.
299
00:17:53,869 --> 00:17:55,369
-Hi.
-Hi. Good to see you.
300
00:17:55,454 --> 00:17:59,004
Can't believe how fast I got here.
I thought it'd be forever,
301
00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:01,423
but today everything was a green light.
302
00:18:01,502 --> 00:18:03,252
It was like bing, bing, bing.
303
00:18:07,091 --> 00:18:09,891
Honey, Jeff,
I'm not trying to embarrass you...
304
00:18:10,928 --> 00:18:11,968
But you're gonna.
305
00:18:12,554 --> 00:18:13,724
Why the shorts?
306
00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:16,640
We're playing sports.
307
00:18:16,725 --> 00:18:21,435
Let's just... Anytime we leave the house,
big boy pants. Just as a rule. Okay?
308
00:18:33,492 --> 00:18:38,162
Do you remember when people used to wear
bowling shoes out
309
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:41,497
Totally. I was always too scared
to steal bowling shoes.
310
00:18:41,583 --> 00:18:43,633
-My thing was I used to steal meat.
311
00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:47,800
When I first met him,
I had a sausage stuffed in my leggings.
312
00:18:47,881 --> 00:18:49,091
-Hey!
-Hey!
313
00:18:49,174 --> 00:18:51,094
-Hi!
-Hi, Gus-Gus.
314
00:18:51,176 --> 00:18:54,046
-Hello. Hello. Hi.
-Hey, buddy.
315
00:18:54,138 --> 00:18:55,678
-Hello.
-Hey!
316
00:18:55,764 --> 00:18:58,434
Get that outta there. Come here.
317
00:18:58,517 --> 00:19:00,387
-Good to see you.
-Good to see you, too.
318
00:19:00,894 --> 00:19:01,904
Sorry I'm late.
319
00:19:01,979 --> 00:19:05,899
There was work and traffic...
I hope you weren't waiting for me.
320
00:19:05,983 --> 00:19:06,823
It's cool.
321
00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:08,400
-We weren't waiting.
Good.
322
00:19:08,485 --> 00:19:10,565
Let's bowl!
-Let's do it.
323
00:19:10,654 --> 00:19:12,164
-Get your shoes.
-My shoes!
324
00:19:12,239 --> 00:19:14,579
All right. You go, girl.
325
00:19:20,664 --> 00:19:21,834
What?
326
00:19:25,377 --> 00:19:28,837
What are you talking about?
327
00:19:28,922 --> 00:19:30,672
♪ Come on, think about it ♪
328
00:19:32,092 --> 00:19:36,222
♪ Sometimes
I hate that you know me so well ♪
329
00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:40,725
♪ Sometimes
I hate that you know me so well ♪
330
00:19:40,809 --> 00:19:44,349
♪ Some days
I wish that I wasn't myself ♪
331
00:19:44,897 --> 00:19:46,057
-♪ No ♪
-♪ No luck ♪
332
00:19:46,148 --> 00:19:48,858
-♪ No ♪
-♪ And I hate that you know me so well ♪
333
00:19:48,942 --> 00:19:53,662
♪ Sometimes
I hate that you know me so well ♪
334
00:19:53,739 --> 00:19:57,909
♪ Sometimes
I hate that you know me so well... ♪
335
00:19:57,993 --> 00:19:59,623
Whoo!
336
00:19:59,703 --> 00:20:01,793
Fuck you! Fuck you! I'm gonna do it!
337
00:20:01,872 --> 00:20:06,172
Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Yeah! Whoo!
338
00:20:06,752 --> 00:20:10,302
Syd! Thanks for asking us to hang.
This is so much fun.
339
00:20:10,380 --> 00:20:14,260
Oh, my God! Are you kidding me?
Thank you. You make us feel cool.
340
00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:17,803
It's mutually beneficial.
You make us feel like a grown-up couple.
341
00:20:17,888 --> 00:20:21,478
Oh, I know. Us on a couples' night
with a married couple?
342
00:20:21,558 --> 00:20:23,098
I think we're doing good.
343
00:20:23,185 --> 00:20:24,685
How long has it been now?
344
00:20:24,770 --> 00:20:27,520
What has it been? Like, five, six months.
345
00:20:27,606 --> 00:20:30,276
I don't know.
I've been sober for three, so...
346
00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:32,859
We've known each other five or six months.
347
00:20:32,945 --> 00:20:36,105
We've been boyfriend-girlfriend
for a couple months.
348
00:20:36,198 --> 00:20:37,868
So you're in the best part.
349
00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:43,660
Everybody knows that the best part
of any relationship is six months in,
350
00:20:43,747 --> 00:20:48,207
because then you're not freaked out
because you know you like each other.
351
00:20:48,293 --> 00:20:50,963
everything's still new,
and the sex is really hot.
352
00:20:51,046 --> 00:20:55,046
I would say that we're in the part
right before the best part.
353
00:20:55,133 --> 00:20:58,223
-Which is maybe the best part.
-Mmm.
354
00:20:58,303 --> 00:21:00,353
I wanna punch you guys so hard
in the face.
355
00:21:01,682 --> 00:21:03,522
-Eight pins, guys.
356
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:04,480
Eight pins.
357
00:21:04,559 --> 00:21:06,019
-My turn.
358
00:21:06,103 --> 00:21:07,403
Hey, I need to go.
359
00:21:09,314 --> 00:21:11,024
Oh! Mickey, I forgot to tell you.
360
00:21:11,108 --> 00:21:13,528
I listened to Stella's show,
and it was awesome!
361
00:21:13,610 --> 00:21:14,820
Thank you, sweetie.
362
00:21:14,903 --> 00:21:18,913
Yeah, did you guys know?
Mickey's killing it at work. Big time.
363
00:21:18,991 --> 00:21:20,451
Good for you!
364
00:21:20,534 --> 00:21:24,044
Thanks. Yeah, it's funny
how things are weirdly working out.
365
00:21:24,121 --> 00:21:25,911
I thought it was cool to fail.
366
00:21:25,998 --> 00:21:29,878
People who tried at work were losers,
but I am now. I don't care.
367
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:33,130
This is the most success I've had,
and I love my job.
368
00:21:33,213 --> 00:21:36,343
-Congratulations on being a big loser.
369
00:21:38,802 --> 00:21:40,682
All right!
370
00:21:40,762 --> 00:21:42,182
-Okay.
-Hey!
371
00:21:44,433 --> 00:21:45,563
Gus, how's work?
372
00:21:46,893 --> 00:21:51,233
-Great! Work's... Yeah, it's really great.
-Cool.
373
00:21:52,899 --> 00:21:55,149
Oh, my God! I got a strike!
374
00:21:55,235 --> 00:21:57,355
-Fuck, yeah! Whoo!
375
00:22:02,367 --> 00:22:05,747
So, Mickey says that you've been
writing some screenplays?
376
00:22:05,829 --> 00:22:09,249
Yeah, I'm tryin'. It's a little tough
to break in, but I try.
377
00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:10,673
What's one of your faves?
378
00:22:10,751 --> 00:22:14,501
I guess the one I just wrote, yeah.
The idea was...
379
00:22:14,588 --> 00:22:17,338
Well, I really like erotic thrillers,
380
00:22:17,424 --> 00:22:19,594
but one thing
that's a bummer about those
381
00:22:19,676 --> 00:22:24,136
is that they're usually racist
or sexist or just problematic.
382
00:22:24,222 --> 00:22:25,602
So what I'd like to do
383
00:22:25,682 --> 00:22:29,272
is try to bring the erotic thriller
into a new era.
384
00:22:29,352 --> 00:22:30,652
-It's cool, Gus.
-Yeah.
385
00:22:37,694 --> 00:22:41,034
Cruikshank. This is Evan.
I need you to call me back pronto.
386
00:22:41,114 --> 00:22:43,914
As in not two hours from now.
Got it? Thank you.
387
00:22:46,453 --> 00:22:47,453
It's your turn, Gus.
388
00:22:48,789 --> 00:22:52,129
-It's your turn.
-Oh. Yeah. Great.
389
00:22:52,209 --> 00:22:53,789
Get 'em, Gus!
390
00:22:56,755 --> 00:22:58,625
Knock those pins! Yeah!
391
00:23:02,385 --> 00:23:03,295
Whoa!
392
00:23:03,386 --> 00:23:05,556
-Yes! Yes!
Whoa!
393
00:23:05,639 --> 00:23:07,559
Fuck, yes!
394
00:23:07,641 --> 00:23:10,141
All right.
-We should do this again sometime.
395
00:23:10,227 --> 00:23:11,187
-Definitely.
-That was fun.
396
00:23:11,269 --> 00:23:12,269
Okay. All right.
397
00:23:12,354 --> 00:23:14,404
Okay.
See you at the house?
398
00:23:14,481 --> 00:23:16,071
-I'll be right behind you.
-Bye!
399
00:23:16,149 --> 00:23:17,109
I'll call you.
400
00:23:27,619 --> 00:23:30,369
Um, wow.
Thanks for calling me back late, dude.
401
00:23:30,455 --> 00:23:31,535
Yeah, sure.
402
00:23:32,165 --> 00:23:36,495
I know you're supposed to have the day off
tomorrow, but that plan is fucked.
403
00:23:36,586 --> 00:23:39,256
We need you to come in
for the six a.m. classes.
404
00:23:39,339 --> 00:23:40,969
Is that gonna be a problem?
405
00:23:41,049 --> 00:23:42,509
Nope. Totally cool.
406
00:23:42,592 --> 00:23:44,642
-Thank you.
-Bye-bye!
407
00:23:44,719 --> 00:23:46,139
-Get your beauty rest.
408
00:23:46,221 --> 00:23:49,561
Fucking piece of shit. Fuckhead.
409
00:24:16,668 --> 00:24:18,958
Asshole! Look around you!
410
00:24:20,755 --> 00:24:24,505
Was he texting?
Motherfucker was texting! Fuck!
411
00:24:27,512 --> 00:24:29,312
Hi, Grandpa.
412
00:24:37,105 --> 00:24:39,315
-♪ Oh, shit ♪
-♪ Oh, shit ♪
413
00:24:39,399 --> 00:24:41,069
♪ Oh, shit ♪
414
00:24:41,776 --> 00:24:44,066
-♪ Oh, shit ♪
-♪ No! ♪
415
00:24:44,154 --> 00:24:45,574
♪ Oh, shit ♪
416
00:24:45,655 --> 00:24:48,655
♪ Oh! Little Sally Walker
Sittin' in a saucer ♪
417
00:24:48,742 --> 00:24:50,702
♪ Oh, how I tossed that ass up ♪
418
00:24:50,785 --> 00:24:52,905
♪ Like a mission in the woods
Woody Woodpecker would... ♪
419
00:24:52,996 --> 00:24:53,826
Dipshit!
420
00:24:55,081 --> 00:24:57,631
Dipshit, roll down your window!
421
00:24:59,044 --> 00:25:00,094
What's the problem?
422
00:25:00,670 --> 00:25:03,010
You cut me off!
You were looking in your phone!
423
00:25:03,089 --> 00:25:05,679
I glanced at my phone.
My wife texted me.
424
00:25:05,759 --> 00:25:08,469
That was not a glance!
You were looking at it! I watched you through my window
staring at it!
425
00:25:11,348 --> 00:25:12,888
Fuck off, man!
426
00:25:12,974 --> 00:25:16,144
You realize you're not alone
on this planet, right?
427
00:25:16,228 --> 00:25:19,768
You realize you share this planet
with other fucking human beings.
428
00:25:19,856 --> 00:25:21,896
You should be considerate
of other fucking--
429
00:25:21,983 --> 00:25:25,613
You're oblivious! Don't turn away!
Don't roll up that window!
430
00:25:25,695 --> 00:25:29,275
Don't you
fucking roll that window...
431
00:25:29,366 --> 00:25:32,866
Roll down that window!
Roll back down that fucking window!
432
00:25:32,953 --> 00:25:35,083
I'll fuck your wife!
433
00:25:42,212 --> 00:25:44,262
♪ One fine summertime Sunday evening ♪
434
00:25:44,339 --> 00:25:46,719
♪ Crenshaw Blvd. was in full swing ♪
435
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:49,260
♪ Perfect example
Of how looks can be deceiving ♪
436
00:25:49,344 --> 00:25:51,684
♪ Rolled up to what I thought was
A pretty young thing ♪
437
00:25:51,805 --> 00:25:53,675
♪ Rollin' in a purple Samurai Suzuki ♪
438
00:25:53,765 --> 00:25:55,675
♪ Dookie braids was an aid
To her sex appeal... ♪
439
00:25:57,185 --> 00:25:58,055
Fuck!
440
00:25:59,896 --> 00:26:00,896
Ah!
441
00:26:11,199 --> 00:26:13,789
Moron, get out of the fucking road!
442
00:26:14,327 --> 00:26:17,787
Oh, fuck. Oh, God.
443
00:26:40,895 --> 00:26:42,435
Fuck.
444
00:26:48,236 --> 00:26:49,356
Hey.
445
00:26:49,446 --> 00:26:54,696
What took so long?
-I just stopped off at the store.
446
00:26:56,036 --> 00:26:57,996
Little traffic, so...
447
00:26:58,705 --> 00:26:59,745
But...
448
00:27:01,958 --> 00:27:03,458
Got you some ice cream.
449
00:27:04,544 --> 00:27:08,384
-Got a little ice cream for my Micks.
-Aw.
450
00:27:08,465 --> 00:27:12,005
-You're the best.
-No, I'm not.
451
00:27:18,683 --> 00:27:20,193
Mmm...
452
00:27:20,268 --> 00:27:21,648
I went to the grocery store,
453
00:27:21,728 --> 00:27:23,808
and they didn't have
the mint chocolate ice cream,
454
00:27:23,897 --> 00:27:26,267
so I went to another grocery store.
455
00:27:26,358 --> 00:27:28,608
And on the way, there was traffic
456
00:27:28,693 --> 00:27:32,243
at one of those sobriety
checkpoint things...
457
00:27:32,322 --> 00:27:33,412
I'm familiar.
458
00:27:33,490 --> 00:27:37,330
Yeah, then there was construction,
and I was trying to get here,
459
00:27:37,410 --> 00:27:41,290
and they rerouted me
because my regular route I couldn't do,