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Hi, I'm Mickey.
Sex and love addict.
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Hi, Mickey.
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Things are going well right now.
I've got a good boyfriend, good job.
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Now I'm just worried
that I'm gonna act out and ruin it all.
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You know, I'm so used to self-sabotaging
that what if I start doing it,
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and I don't even realize
that I'm doing it?
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It feels like everything's not supposed
to go right at the same time.
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I can't be happy at work
and in my relationship.
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So, now I'm just waiting
for the other shoe to drop.
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How am I gonna fuck this up?
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So far it's been great.
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She's really happy. I'm really happy.
We're really happy together.
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She's killing it at work.
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And...
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I get worried 'cause it makes me wonder...
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did I only like her
'cause she is messed up?
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Do I feel the only reason
she could like me
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is because she's messed up?
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It's an interesting question, Maria.
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And when I'm faced
with a decision like that, I ask myself,
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"Five years from now, what decision
will make future me the most proud?"
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That's always been my guide,
and it's worked well for me so far.
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So, you know,
there's no crime in liking yourself.
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And when I feel anxious,
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I'm gonna breathe through it,
I'm gonna count to ten,
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and I'm going to tell myself
that I fucking deserve to be happy,
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which I still don't believe.
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I do not believe
that I deserve to be happy.
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But one day I'm gonna get there.
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I'm just gonna try not to ruin it today.
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That's all I got.
"Try not to ruin it today."
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Sometimes I feel like
I'm a bowl of mac and cheese.
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You know?
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The first few bites are really great,
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then about halfway in,
you're kind of like...
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"I think I've had enough mac and cheese."
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By the last few bites, you're like,
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"I am never eating mac and cheese again.
This is disgusting."
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Sometimes I feel like I'm her bowl
of mac and cheese.
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I don't want her to get sick of me.
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You wanna know
how the universe works?
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The universe challenges you to force you
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to move to a higher level.
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So, instead of saying,
"Screw you, universe,"
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maybe you should say,
"Thank you, universe."
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And with that, we'll be right back.
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Look at my arm.
Do you see those scratch marks?
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I'll be a Dark One by midnight.
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Unless you take me out first.
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Are you crazy?
I won't kill you.
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You have no choice.
Once I'm a Dark One, I'll destroy you all.
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Wait a minute.
-She's getting half the words wrong.
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Do we care about that?
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She's also bad at acting.
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We still have time to find the antiserum.
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And I know just where to find it.
Let's go.
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And... cut.
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-For fuck's sake. Reset.
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Resetting!
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-Sorry.
-Not a good day to be super hungover.
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Did you go to the MTV thing last night?
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No, I had some friends from out of town.
We were out super late.
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This thing is, like,
up my butt.
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Why am I not in this scene?
This used to be my show.
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I know. It sucks, I'm sorry.
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Do they know how big my movie's gonna be?
I'm gonna be an action figure.
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I know.
They should use you as much as possible.
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My friends won't watch the scenes
I'm not in. They say they're shit.
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My friends are the same.
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It's this fucking haircut.
Did I get ugly or something?
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No, don't say that.
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Let me talk to them.
I'll find out what's happening, okay?
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Hold on. It'll be okay.
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All I'm saying is, it's not real.
Gluten isn't a real thing.
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Five years ago, we didn't know
what gluten was, and we were all living.
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I agree, but the fear of gluten
is very fucking real.
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I need you to get some gluten-free shit,
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or else I'm gonna have some crazy
batshit actresses refusing to work.
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What about the teamsters?
They want donuts with gluten.
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We can't piss off the teamsters.
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Just make it work.
-Excuse me.
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Sorry, excuse me.
Just a quick teeny-tiny question.
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Is there a reason Arya's not
in this scene?
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I was talking to her,
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and I think she's a little upset
she's not having a bigger part.
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I'm sorry.
What are you, her agent?
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-No, I'm her teacher--
-Yeah, her teacher.
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So, why are you asking me?
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Well, I was talking to her,
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and she seemed kind of upset
that her part's getting smaller.
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-Smaller and smaller.
Okay, I'll play.
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I'll play. Yes.
Her part is getting smaller.
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You know why?
I'm fucking concerned about her.
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Okay, I am too, so it's nice to hear that,
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because I think she's really stressed out,
you know, with these new kids.
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I think she feels threatened by them
and she's got a new movie coming out.
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There's a lot pressure there.
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Her parents are getting divorced...
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I know.
I'm not concerned about any of that.
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I am concerned that
she is costing me money. Okay?
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-Okay.
-She's always late.
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Last week, I lost five hours
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because of her, because she was
too distracted to remember her lines,
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and that's her only job.
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She's going through a lot.
She's a kid, okay?
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Hey, you remember what it was like
when we were kids?
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Know what I wasn't doing when I was a kid?
Making $30,000 a week. Were you?
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-No. I had a job at Dairy Queen.
-Mm-hmm.
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Gus, I had an ovarian cyst the size
of a lemon removed last season,
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and you never heard a peep out of me.
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Last season, I found out
I had a 13
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Never met this kid
and I paid for his bar mitzvah.
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I kept my mouth shut, never missed
a call time 'cause that's this business.
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Yeah, I'm really thinking
about killing her off. This is a problem.
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I love it.
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While you're at it, kill off Xander.
He's been a B-word all season.
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Good idea.
Right?
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Whoa! Let's just pump the brakes.
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We don't have to kill off anybody.
I can talk to Arya.
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I'll fix this. I'm happy to.
She and I have a very good relationship.
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Yeah, great relationship.
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You know she does an imitation of you
everybody laughs at and you've never seen?
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I've seen that imitation.
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No, you have not. This is different.
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She does an imitation of you
thinking you've seen the imitation.
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-I've seen it.
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-Yeah, I've seen that.
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That's the best acting she's done
all season.
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Well, you rib the ones you love,
and she's not ribbing anybody else.
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No, no. This is mean. It's really funny.
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I just need you to do your job.
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Ten-four. I'll handle it.
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-Fred. Come on, fucking fix it.
-Okay.
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So, she could rip out a heart,
or she could rip out a kidney.
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-Kidney.
-Right. Kidney it is.
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So, it would be really great
if Stella could promote the book signing.
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-It's all about first-week sales.
-Of course.
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Getting on that bestseller list.
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If you don't get on that, they take
your book off shelves right away.
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So it'd be really helpful if Stella
could tweet about it or mention it.
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Why don't you tweet about the book?
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I'm off Twitter.
I was getting a lot of trolls.
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Well, a few trolls,
but many aggressive messages.
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Lot of anti-semitism.
I don't know why that was happening.
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I've never confirmed I'm Jewish, so...
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I don't think Stella does marketing
on her Twitter.
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It's not her thing. I'll tweet about it.
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Thanks, thanks.
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No offense, it's not the same, you know.
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You've got, what, 50 followers?
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What is it?
-Closer to half a million now, but...
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What? Half a million followers...
How does...
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I have more than 50, also, but...
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I can't force Stella to do anything.
She's an adult woman.
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I gave her the book.
If she likes it, she'll tweet about it.
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I'm talking about a favor.
Have you ever heard about a favor?
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You know what?
Could you be a little more grateful?
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Because Mickey here is
gonna be with you all day.
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I'm giving you Mickey all day
to help you livestream your book event.
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It's not my job.
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You know what? I'm gonna get out of here.
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I am going to prepare myself emotionally
and mentally to meet my fans.
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You might remember them,
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the thousands upon thousands of people
whose love of me built this station.
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Why me?
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It's important for the station
and you know how to deal with him.
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Can't deal with him anymore.
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Did you see who he dedicated his book to?
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Nelson Mandela and Mitch McConnell.
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Well, he's covering the bases there.
Jesus Christ.
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Hey, lunch buddy!
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What's up
How's it going?
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Bad. I'm trying to be normal
and eat with the crew,
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but no one will sit with me.
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No one will sit with you?
What about this guy?
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He's sitting with ya, right?
How's the script?
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It's really not very good.
There's a kissing scene.
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Yeah, the kissing scene. That's with...
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-It's with Jayke.
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Jayke... You know, the actor, Jayke,
the new one.
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-Yeah. I know Jayke. Yeah. Yeah.
-Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Have you ever kissed a boy before?
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Gus, I've had, like, five boyfriends.
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All right.
So, you're not nervous about this?
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God, no.
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I'm not Drew Barrymore, but I've lived.
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Okay. If you were nervous,
we could talk about it.
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I better go run my lines. Excuse me.
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-You go run your lines. All right.
-You're distracting me.
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Wait. This isn't gonna work.
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Find out if there's a back entrance.
I'm gonna get mobbed in here.
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How many people are you expecting?
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I don't know. I mean, with social media,
sky's the limit.
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Just... Let's make sure
everybody knows where the fire exits are.
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Yeah, I should probably call
a fire marshal.
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Yeah. Good idea.
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What's that?
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It's makeup. For glare.
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What
Only women
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-No, no.
-All right. Thank you.
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Fuck. See, that's the thing.
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Once the glare's gone,
the top gets fucking wispy.
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Shit.
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-Hey. Hi.
-Hi, there.
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Hi, I'm from Gravity with Dr. Greg.
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I'm Todd. We talked?
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-Yes, Todd. Hi. Um...
-Yeah.
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What do you think the turnout is gonna be?
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This is gonna be it.
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-Yeah. Yeah.
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-No, no, no. We don't cancel.
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The event? I just set these...
We're ready. We're good to go.
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Dr. Greg is very sensitive.
He won't like these optics.
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We had two people for Barefoot Contessa.
We had a blast. It was incredible.
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Do you ever go door-to-door,
nearby businesses, pull people in for...
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-I can't. I can't leave the premises.
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Can we offer them money?
Could we offer people on the street money?
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-I can't do that.
-You can't.
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What else can I do?
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We really shouldn't cancel?
Isn't this bad?
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This is double Barefoot Contessa.
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Why don't you take out some chairs?
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-I can do that.
-All right.
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The optics will be much better.
These people are psyched.
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-This worked for Kelsey Grammer.
-Right.
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This'll work.
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It's a charity event
benefiting the homeless.
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I'm getting an award.
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You can write a couple jokes
about the homeless.
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How much?
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It's a charity event.
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I already give money to the Palestinians.
I'm stretched too thin as it is.
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You make jokes about the homeless
all the time.
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-Just give me one.
-I don't feel comfortable about this.
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-It's not like they'll be there.
-Hey.
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-She's doing well.
237
00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:22,868
I think she's nervous about
this kissing scene with Jayke, you know?
238
00:12:22,955 --> 00:12:25,705
I was thinking maybe there's something
we can do to help her.
239
00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:27,883
Maybe get some mom advice?
240
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:32,420
Uh... No. No. I mean, she's 14,
and she is batshit crazy,
241
00:12:32,506 --> 00:12:35,376
and she doesn't talk to me anymore,
so, I can't.
242
00:12:35,468 --> 00:12:37,928
No. You gotta step away,
let her ride it out.
243
00:12:38,012 --> 00:12:41,142
Okay. I just wanted to make sure
Arya felt good about the scene.
244
00:12:41,223 --> 00:12:42,523
You know what? She's gonna be fine.
245
00:12:43,684 --> 00:12:45,524
-Okay.
246
00:12:45,603 --> 00:12:48,733
Hey, Jen.
Are you going to SoulCycle tonight?
247
00:12:48,814 --> 00:12:50,984
Concerned about your daughter.
That's all.
248
00:12:52,443 --> 00:12:54,323
Is the bread gluten
249
00:12:54,403 --> 00:12:58,783
No. It's bread. Normal bread.
Bread-bread. There's gluten in the bread.
250
00:12:58,866 --> 00:13:00,326
Do you have Ezekiel bread?
251
00:13:00,409 --> 00:13:02,539
-Yeah.
252
00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:06,080
There's two types of bread, white bread
and brown bread. Pick a side.
253
00:13:06,165 --> 00:13:08,575
You know what, are these berries organic?
254
00:13:09,376 --> 00:13:11,876
Dude, organic is a lie.
That's corporate interest, man.
255
00:13:11,962 --> 00:13:14,172
It's fine. The carrots will work.
256
00:13:14,256 --> 00:13:15,926
Bugs Bunny, eat the Twizzlers.
257
00:13:16,008 --> 00:13:18,588
-I don't like Twizzlers.
-Eat. Hey!
258
00:13:18,677 --> 00:13:21,097
Hey, what's up, Mr. C?
259
00:13:21,180 --> 00:13:24,100
Mr. C? I like that, that's very cool.
260
00:13:24,183 --> 00:13:26,603
I just wanted to ask you
for a little favor.
261
00:13:26,685 --> 00:13:30,605
Arya's stressing out about the scene
you're shooting later today.
262
00:13:30,689 --> 00:13:31,899
-Yeah, yeah.
263
00:13:31,982 --> 00:13:35,862
I was thinking maybe the two of you
could get together, rehearse.
264
00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,195
It might help her out.
265
00:13:37,279 --> 00:13:39,069
Plus, you haven't
spent much time together.
266
00:13:39,156 --> 00:13:40,616
Yeah, yeah. I know.
267
00:13:40,699 --> 00:13:43,949
I've been busy with the show and my music.
268
00:13:44,036 --> 00:13:46,496
I also spend ten hours a week
on my self-care.
269
00:13:46,580 --> 00:13:48,960
Wow. Ten hours. That's a lot.
270
00:13:50,459 --> 00:13:53,589
-Yeah. I'll rehearse with her.
271
00:13:53,671 --> 00:13:54,841
-For sure.
-All right.
272
00:13:54,922 --> 00:13:58,092
Hey, look at that 1,000-kilowatt smile
on that guy.
273
00:13:59,510 --> 00:14:00,590
Thanks.
274
00:14:02,054 --> 00:14:05,104
As your friend, I got to let you know
you sound like a pedophile sometimes.
275
00:14:05,182 --> 00:14:08,352
I know. I realized
as it was coming out of my mouth.
276
00:14:08,435 --> 00:14:12,225
His smile? Way too specific.
It's like you've been studying his mouth.
277
00:14:12,314 --> 00:14:13,654
Get out his face. He's a preteen.
278
00:14:13,732 --> 00:14:14,982
-His nuts haven't dropped yet.
-Right.
279
00:14:15,442 --> 00:14:17,152
I got your note, Kev. Thank you.
280
00:14:23,617 --> 00:14:26,327
I don't know how to tell you this,
so I'm gonna come out with it.
281
00:14:26,412 --> 00:14:27,582
There aren't a lot of people.
282
00:14:28,247 --> 00:14:29,747
What do you mean?
Give me a ballpark.
283
00:14:29,832 --> 00:14:33,882
If there was a ballpark that held
four people, it would be sold out.
284
00:14:33,961 --> 00:14:37,921
Fucking shit! Four people?
There's four fucking people in there?
285
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:41,467
You always said if you could reach
just one person then...
286
00:14:41,552 --> 00:14:44,762
I didn't literally just mean
one person, okay?
287
00:14:44,847 --> 00:14:46,057
I'm not going in.
288
00:14:46,140 --> 00:14:48,730
I hope you have a plan to fix this,
considering it is your fault.
289
00:14:48,809 --> 00:14:50,389
-Yes.
290
00:14:50,477 --> 00:14:52,517
If you weren't spending
so much time with Stella,
291
00:14:52,605 --> 00:14:53,685
you could've promoted this.
292
00:14:53,772 --> 00:14:56,032
Why don't we call it off?
We can go home.
293
00:14:56,108 --> 00:14:59,068
You're telling me,
in a city of millions of people,
294
00:14:59,153 --> 00:15:01,363
you can't find 40 that need help? How will I find 40 people
in the next half hour
295
00:15:03,741 --> 00:15:04,581
to come into this thing?
296
00:15:04,658 --> 00:15:08,908
I don't know, but you better do it.
Fill it up! Fill it up, Mickey!
297
00:15:08,996 --> 00:15:10,616
All right. I will!
298
00:15:10,706 --> 00:15:12,626
All right. Fill it up!
299
00:15:16,170 --> 00:15:19,470
Hi! Could I interest you in coming in here
and listening to--
300
00:15:19,548 --> 00:15:20,628
I have an appointment.
301
00:15:23,928 --> 00:15:26,558
Hey, I don't really need to hear all
of the rejections.
302
00:15:26,639 --> 00:15:29,309
-Okay.
303
00:15:29,391 --> 00:15:30,941
All right. I'm gonna figure this out.
304
00:15:38,442 --> 00:15:41,492
"Now we've got nine dead
on our side, because I wasn't there."
305
00:15:41,570 --> 00:15:44,030
"Fine. You want the real answer?"
306
00:15:44,114 --> 00:15:45,914
"We don't have time for anything else."
307
00:15:46,450 --> 00:15:49,580
"I'd rather lose nine of them
than one of you. Okay?"
308
00:15:49,662 --> 00:15:51,082
"What did you say?"
309
00:15:51,163 --> 00:15:53,623
"I can live without them,
but I can't live without you."
310
00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:58,336
-And then we kiss. Cool! All right.
-Yep.
311
00:15:58,420 --> 00:16:00,880
Sorry, I'm not the best actor
312
00:16:00,965 --> 00:16:02,505
-Shut up. You're amazing.
-for you to do this with.
313
00:16:02,591 --> 00:16:04,971
You've got it.
314
00:16:05,052 --> 00:16:08,102
You're amazing, and then...
I don't know.
315
00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:10,020
You're the best in the new cast.
316
00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:13,939
Thanks. You don't have to say that.
It's not a competition.
317
00:16:14,561 --> 00:16:16,901
-A little bit.
318
00:16:16,981 --> 00:16:21,781
-I heard you do music.
How'd you know that?
319
00:16:21,860 --> 00:16:24,490
I mean, there's a giant organ
right behind you!
320
00:16:24,571 --> 00:16:28,951
Okay. Yeah, I bring it with me,
wherever I can.
321
00:16:29,034 --> 00:16:32,624
Hey, do you actually have time
to hear a song that I wrote?
322
00:16:32,705 --> 00:16:33,615
Yeah.
323
00:16:33,706 --> 00:16:35,536
I never play it for anyone. I wrote it.
324
00:16:35,624 --> 00:16:39,294
It's about how the people you love
the most can exploit you the most.
325
00:16:39,378 --> 00:16:41,668
That's my life story,
so I'm sure I'll love it.
326
00:16:41,755 --> 00:16:43,915
Okay, I've never played it
for anyone, so...
327
00:16:44,008 --> 00:16:45,628
-I'm ready.
-All right.
328
00:16:45,718 --> 00:16:49,638
This one... Hold on, let me find it...
329
00:16:49,722 --> 00:16:52,222
This is called "I Am Not Only Yours."
330
00:16:53,976 --> 00:16:56,726
♪ I'm not only yours ♪
331
00:16:56,812 --> 00:16:58,612
That beat?
-Yes.
332
00:16:58,689 --> 00:17:02,069
♪ What I have is what I earned ♪
333
00:17:03,444 --> 00:17:06,324
♪ I'll share it with you, ooh-ooh ♪
334
00:17:06,405 --> 00:17:08,115
-You!
335
00:17:08,198 --> 00:17:09,828
♪ If you share you with me, too ♪
336
00:17:09,908 --> 00:17:13,618
Wait, this chorus... Wait for it.
It's about to drop.
337
00:17:15,122 --> 00:17:17,502
♪ Who are we ♪
338
00:17:19,543 --> 00:17:22,093
♪ Who are we ♪
339
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:25,591
-Come on, sing it. No, no, no, no.
340
00:17:25,674 --> 00:17:28,184
♪ Who are we? ♪
341
00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:29,470
There we go. There we go.
342
00:17:29,553 --> 00:17:31,563
♪ Who are we ♪
343
00:17:31,638 --> 00:17:32,718
♪ Who we are ♪
344
00:17:32,806 --> 00:17:34,056
It's very good.
345
00:17:34,141 --> 00:17:35,731
-Thank you.
-It's so original.
346
00:17:35,809 --> 00:17:38,689
-I've never heard anything like that.
-Wow. Thanks.
347
00:17:38,771 --> 00:17:42,361
It's amazing.
-Justin Bieber's engineer's friend.
348
00:17:42,441 --> 00:17:46,651
Well, I mean, that's still
pretty close to Justin Bieber.
349
00:17:46,737 --> 00:17:48,277
-I mean, it's amazing.
-Oh, I know.
350
00:17:48,363 --> 00:17:50,073
I was stoked
whenever I got to work with him.
351
00:17:50,157 --> 00:17:51,657
That's crazy. I loved it.
352
00:17:52,076 --> 00:17:55,366
Thank you.
Hey, we should take a trailer pic.
353
00:17:55,454 --> 00:17:56,834
-Yeah.
-And post it. Let's see.
354
00:17:57,331 --> 00:18:00,631
Come on. Do, like, a gangster sign.
355
00:18:01,335 --> 00:18:03,875
What?
356
00:18:03,962 --> 00:18:05,802
Oh, God. Please don't post that
without a filter.
357
00:18:05,881 --> 00:18:09,801
Yeah, right. I'm gonna post it
when you leave to piss you off.
358
00:18:09,885 --> 00:18:11,845
-Oh, God, no. Please don't.
359
00:18:13,555 --> 00:18:15,885
That one's cute, though. Oh, God. No!
360
00:18:15,974 --> 00:18:18,644
-You look great in that one. Stop.
-I look so bad.
361
00:18:24,691 --> 00:18:29,031
Hi. Sorry to interrupt.
Uh... How's this meeting?
362
00:18:29,113 --> 00:18:31,283
It's good. It's good.
I mean, it just ended, but...
363
00:18:31,365 --> 00:18:34,615
Oh, yeah. I don't live nearby,
so I've never been to it before.
364
00:18:34,701 --> 00:18:38,371
But, um... I was wondering
if I could ask you guys for a favor.
365
00:18:38,455 --> 00:18:40,745
I've got a friend
who's in distress right now.
366
00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:42,383
-Well...
367
00:18:43,877 --> 00:18:45,797
Have you heard of this gentleman?
368
00:18:45,879 --> 00:18:48,219
Yeah, I know him.
I listen to this.
369
00:18:48,298 --> 00:18:49,128
You do?
370
00:18:49,216 --> 00:18:51,136
Great. He's a radio psychologist,
371
00:18:51,218 --> 00:18:53,508
and he's got this book event
happening across the street,
372
00:18:53,595 --> 00:18:55,465
and not that many people showed up.
373
00:18:55,556 --> 00:18:59,726
So, it'd be a real favor to me
and an act of service if you could come...
374
00:18:59,810 --> 00:19:01,770
Like, talking about right now?
375
00:19:01,854 --> 00:19:05,614
Like, 20 minutes.
You can finish your cigarette. Like...
376
00:19:05,691 --> 00:19:07,861
-Um... I'm down. I'm good.
-Yeah, I can.
377
00:19:07,943 --> 00:19:09,573
-I got nothing to do.
-Yeah.
378
00:19:14,783 --> 00:19:18,543
From Witchita, it's Arya Hopkins.
379
00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:23,000
With musical guest Blind Melon.
380
00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:25,343
Jesus, Gus. Get some new material.
381
00:19:25,419 --> 00:19:27,629
You're smiling. I see it.
382
00:19:27,713 --> 00:19:30,343
You in a better mood? Take it
you had a good rehearsal with Jayke.
383
00:19:30,883 --> 00:19:34,553
Yeah, it went well. He said
he would post a picture of us.
384
00:19:34,636 --> 00:19:37,716
He did, huh
385
00:19:38,265 --> 00:19:39,425
-Kinda.
-Yeah.
386
00:19:39,516 --> 00:19:41,556
I noticed he never posts
any pictures of me.
387
00:19:41,643 --> 00:19:44,443
A little messed up, right?
Just a little hurt.
388
00:19:44,730 --> 00:19:46,150
What's that
389
00:19:49,109 --> 00:19:51,779
♪ What I have is what I earn ♪
390
00:19:51,862 --> 00:19:53,782
Looking so good.
391
00:19:53,864 --> 00:19:56,704
Uh... Jayke. Maybe he's doing a selfie.
392
00:19:56,783 --> 00:19:59,293
-So sick.
393
00:19:59,369 --> 00:20:00,499
Is that Brooklyn?
394
00:20:01,371 --> 00:20:03,171
Doesn't sound like her. I don't think so.
395
00:20:03,832 --> 00:20:05,132
Who's filming?
396
00:20:05,209 --> 00:20:06,709
-Could be his mom.
-Jesus!
397
00:20:06,793 --> 00:20:07,963
Maybe it's his mom.
398
00:20:10,839 --> 00:20:13,469
♪ Who are we ♪
399
00:20:15,677 --> 00:20:18,097
♪ Who are we ♪
400
00:20:18,180 --> 00:20:19,430
♪ Who we are ♪
401
00:20:19,514 --> 00:20:21,144
Hey, Arya.
402
00:20:21,225 --> 00:20:24,345
Saw the latest cuts of the show.
Strong, very strong.
403
00:20:24,436 --> 00:20:27,146
Thank you so much. The writing
is great this year, right?
404
00:20:27,231 --> 00:20:29,731
-Too modest. She won't take credit.
-Stop.
405
00:20:29,816 --> 00:20:31,236
Won't take credit.
406
00:20:35,447 --> 00:20:37,907
Oh, my God. Everybody, it's Arya Hopkins
from Witchita.
407
00:20:37,991 --> 00:20:40,241
Guys, I got to go! I'm late to set.
408
00:20:40,327 --> 00:20:42,117
Well, everybody wave to Arya.
409
00:20:43,580 --> 00:20:44,580
Sing it with me. Sing it.
410
00:20:44,665 --> 00:20:46,915
♪ Who are we ♪
411
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,840
Yeah!
412
00:20:48,919 --> 00:20:51,669
♪ Who are we ♪
413
00:20:54,341 --> 00:20:56,721
♪ I'm not only yours ♪
414
00:20:58,345 --> 00:21:02,305
"As the caller I knew only
as Fran from Irwindale, stammered a thank you
between sobs of gratitude, I told her,
415
00:21:07,187 --> 00:21:10,647
'Thank yourself. You did the hard work.
416
00:21:10,732 --> 00:21:12,942
I only showed you the way.'
417
00:21:13,694 --> 00:21:18,914
Three years later,
I learned they had a beautiful baby boy.
418
00:21:19,449 --> 00:21:20,659
They named him Greg.
419
00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:25,290
I never asked why."
420
00:21:31,128 --> 00:21:32,588
That was powerful.
421
00:21:33,588 --> 00:21:35,048
Now it's time for some questions.
422
00:21:35,966 --> 00:21:36,796
Sir?
423
00:21:36,883 --> 00:21:39,803
-No, sir.
424
00:21:41,054 --> 00:21:42,684
Hi. I have a question.
425
00:21:42,764 --> 00:21:43,934
Great. What's your name?
426
00:21:44,016 --> 00:21:47,436
Fran from Irwindale, from your book.
427
00:21:47,519 --> 00:21:48,769
Yes. Yow--
428
00:21:50,188 --> 00:21:53,398
It's great to see ya, uh... Fran.
429
00:21:54,359 --> 00:21:55,819
What's your question?
430
00:21:55,986 --> 00:21:58,736
Is the whole book bullshit
or just the part about me?
431
00:22:10,167 --> 00:22:13,587
Gus! Gus! I've been looking
everywhere for you.
432
00:22:15,297 --> 00:22:16,127
No, I--
433
00:22:16,214 --> 00:22:17,804
Arya is stuck in her trailer.
She locked herself in.
434
00:22:17,883 --> 00:22:19,683
She won't come out.
She's having a meltdown on Instagram.
435
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:20,590
Are you serious?
436
00:22:20,677 --> 00:22:23,057
Yeah. She's on Instagram,
posting all these sad photos.
437
00:22:23,138 --> 00:22:25,308
-Look at this. Meltdown.
-Oh, my God.
438
00:22:25,390 --> 00:22:26,560
-Meltdown.
-Oh, my God.
439
00:22:26,641 --> 00:22:29,521
-Meltdown. It's bad, man. It is bad.
-Fuck.
440
00:22:30,187 --> 00:22:31,397
-Oh, my God.
-Yeah.
441
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:34,400
-Holy shit!
-Yeah.
442
00:22:34,483 --> 00:22:36,823
No. I was just on her Instagram.
She wasn't doing this.
443
00:22:36,902 --> 00:22:40,162
-This is her Finsta account.
444
00:22:40,238 --> 00:22:41,988
Yeah. You don't?
445
00:22:43,366 --> 00:22:46,696
I'm sure I do. I don't check.
I don't care about that stuff--
446
00:22:46,787 --> 00:22:48,537
I don't have time
to deal with this, okay?
447
00:22:48,622 --> 00:22:51,212
Just fix this. Go in there.
You can talk to her.
448
00:22:51,291 --> 00:22:53,591
Okay, let's go.
-Go. Go.
449
00:22:53,668 --> 00:22:56,128
No. Get off.
You're not getting on here.
450
00:22:56,213 --> 00:22:58,173
You got the cart, let's go.
We can get there faster.
451
00:22:58,256 --> 00:23:00,756
I got the cart so I can get a doughnut.
You are walking to her trailer.
452
00:23:00,842 --> 00:23:03,182
Okay, get your fucking doughnut then, man.
453
00:23:03,678 --> 00:23:04,928
Go get your doughnut.
454
00:23:06,932 --> 00:23:09,812
You changed the story of my life.
455
00:23:09,893 --> 00:23:13,023
You lied about what happened to me.
That's all fake.
456
00:23:13,105 --> 00:23:15,685
Okay, hold on.
-There is no "baby Greg."
457
00:23:15,774 --> 00:23:20,404
Okay, okay. I may have altered
a couple details. That's true.
458
00:23:20,487 --> 00:23:22,947
You said my husband and I
got back together.
459
00:23:23,031 --> 00:23:27,331
I made some adjustments,
both for clarity and brevity.
460
00:23:27,410 --> 00:23:30,710
I had to make a certain page count here
461
00:23:30,789 --> 00:23:33,459
and use it as a teaching tool.
462
00:23:33,542 --> 00:23:35,342
-You're a fraud, Colter.
-Okay.
463
00:23:35,418 --> 00:23:38,048
-Yeah, I did.
464
00:23:38,130 --> 00:23:41,050
And I would appreciate it
if you did call me "doctor,"
465
00:23:41,133 --> 00:23:44,303
because that's my legal stage name.
It has been for many years.
466
00:23:44,386 --> 00:23:47,676
You rewrote my life! My life is over!
467
00:23:47,764 --> 00:23:52,394
I'm divorced with children!
And my husband's fucking other women!
468
00:23:52,477 --> 00:23:55,767
Look, your husband
was not sexually satisfied,
469
00:23:55,856 --> 00:24:00,066
and I told him he needed to explore that
if this relationship was going to work.
470
00:24:00,152 --> 00:24:04,112
He is very satisfied!
I satisfy my husband!
471
00:24:04,197 --> 00:24:07,657
He was... We were very happy
in the bedroom!
472
00:24:07,742 --> 00:24:12,122
Well, satisfied husbands don't go
and fuck whores in Thailand,
473
00:24:12,205 --> 00:24:13,035
last time I checked!
474
00:24:13,123 --> 00:24:16,883
No, don't go. Please stay! Don't leave!
Don't leave! Don't leave. Um...
475
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,840
-Oh, yeah.
476
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:20,840
Shit. Okay.
477
00:24:20,922 --> 00:24:25,142
For those who are listening at home,
there was a deranged woman.
478
00:24:25,218 --> 00:24:28,258
We booted her crazy ass out of here.
479
00:24:28,346 --> 00:24:33,556
And we are seeking the proper help
to assist her
480
00:24:33,643 --> 00:24:36,563
in her... her... her...
her hopeful healing.
481
00:24:36,646 --> 00:24:40,186
-Yeah, I have a question.
482
00:24:40,275 --> 00:24:42,395
I really don't want to talk
about the book right now.
483
00:24:42,485 --> 00:24:46,525
Yeah, I don't think anybody in here
wants to talk about the book.
484
00:24:46,615 --> 00:24:47,945
Okay.
485
00:24:48,033 --> 00:24:50,913
My question is
what's hurting you right now, man?
486
00:24:50,994 --> 00:24:51,834
Yeah. Come on, man.
487
00:24:54,331 --> 00:24:55,871
It's okay, man.
488
00:25:13,225 --> 00:25:14,055
Hey, Arya.
489
00:25:16,978 --> 00:25:19,898
Look, uh... I'm sorry.
I know how you feel.
490
00:25:19,981 --> 00:25:21,071
You don't.
491
00:25:21,983 --> 00:25:23,243
No, I do. I...
492
00:25:23,818 --> 00:25:25,608
I know what it's like
to have my heart broken.
493
00:25:25,695 --> 00:25:29,775
I know what it's like to kiss somebody
who doesn't want to kiss you back.
494
00:25:29,866 --> 00:25:32,406
Well, I don't. I've never kissed anyone.
495
00:25:32,494 --> 00:25:36,004
What are you talking about?
You said you had boyfriends.
496
00:25:36,081 --> 00:25:37,041
Obviously, I lied.
497
00:25:37,123 --> 00:25:39,833
I don't have any friends.
I don't go to school.
498
00:25:39,918 --> 00:25:41,748
All the boys that know me,
they're scared of me,
499
00:25:41,836 --> 00:25:43,296
'cause I made seven figures.
500
00:25:46,466 --> 00:25:48,006
I'm sorry you're going through this.
501
00:25:49,427 --> 00:25:52,137
I just don't understand
why it has to be like this.
502
00:25:52,222 --> 00:25:55,022
Do you want to hear
an embarrassing story from my life
503
00:25:55,100 --> 00:25:56,640
that might make you feel better?
504
00:25:58,687 --> 00:26:05,237
Yeah, the first time I kissed a girl
was after I saw The Truman Show.
505
00:26:06,278 --> 00:26:08,818
And I cried so hard...
506
00:26:09,406 --> 00:26:12,076
that my date kissed me just
to make me feel better.
507
00:26:12,450 --> 00:26:13,740
That's ridiculous.
508
00:26:13,827 --> 00:26:16,577
She thought I was ridiculous, too.
The next day, she broke up with me.
509
00:26:17,163 --> 00:26:18,123
I don't blame her.
510
00:26:18,206 --> 00:26:19,866
That's not even a sad movie.
511
00:26:19,958 --> 00:26:21,168
I wasn't crying 'cause it was sad.
512
00:26:21,251 --> 00:26:23,211
I was crying about
the predicament Truman was in.
513
00:26:23,295 --> 00:26:24,835
The predicament was bullshit.
514
00:26:24,921 --> 00:26:27,881
There's cameras everywhere for 30 years
and he didn't see one.
515
00:26:29,134 --> 00:26:31,594
I think his predicament was that
516
00:26:31,678 --> 00:26:35,808
he spent his whole life on the set
of a TV show. I don't know if...
517
00:26:35,890 --> 00:26:38,180
maybe you can empathize with that.
518
00:26:38,768 --> 00:26:42,058
Well, now I can't do the scene.
I can't kiss someone that I hate.
519
00:26:42,147 --> 00:26:43,687
It's my first kiss!
520
00:26:43,773 --> 00:26:47,403
Arya, I'm not going to lie to you.
This situation sucks.
521
00:26:47,485 --> 00:26:51,655
Okay? It sucks.
522
00:26:52,782 --> 00:26:55,412
But you know what you can do
nobody else can?
523
00:26:56,536 --> 00:27:00,326
You can take all that sadness
and all that anger,
524
00:27:00,415 --> 00:27:02,245
and go out there and use it.
525
00:27:04,002 --> 00:27:05,632
And make gold.
526
00:27:09,257 --> 00:27:10,587
I don't even know.
527
00:27:15,472 --> 00:27:17,642
Believe in yourself, Arya.
528
00:27:17,724 --> 00:27:19,984
You got this.
529
00:27:20,060 --> 00:27:21,270
Stop.
530
00:27:22,729 --> 00:27:24,359
When it comes down to it,
I'm this...
531
00:27:25,857 --> 00:27:28,317
-lonely piece of shit...
Mm-hmm.
532
00:27:28,401 --> 00:27:31,321
sitting in a booth...
533
00:27:31,404 --> 00:27:37,544
just spouting out ego over the airwaves,
every second of the day.
534
00:27:37,619 --> 00:27:40,459
Just... "Listen to me! Listen to me!"
535
00:27:41,039 --> 00:27:44,539
-Your boyfriend really can talk a lot.
That's the whole thing.
536
00:27:44,626 --> 00:27:46,586
He's not my boyfriend.
Why would you say that?
537
00:27:46,669 --> 00:27:48,249
'Cause of the connection you have.
538
00:27:48,338 --> 00:27:51,088
We're colleagues. This is work for me.
539
00:27:51,174 --> 00:27:53,434
You're available?
Do you think we can be a couple?
540
00:27:53,510 --> 00:27:54,970
No, I have a boyfriend.
541
00:27:55,553 --> 00:27:57,563
That's clear. That is clear.
542
00:27:57,639 --> 00:27:59,929
You know what would help you?
543
00:28:01,184 --> 00:28:04,444
Start getting really, really honest
with yourself.
544
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,480
I mean, really honest.
545
00:28:09,651 --> 00:28:13,321
I lied. I lied in my book
546
00:28:14,114 --> 00:28:16,704
because I didn't think
the truth was enough,
547
00:28:16,783 --> 00:28:18,793
because I didn't think I was enough.
548
00:28:18,868 --> 00:28:22,538
Even the blind kid story you told
that got partial vision back?
549
00:28:22,622 --> 00:28:23,872
He's dead.
550
00:28:23,957 --> 00:28:26,127
-Jesus Christ.
-Oh, wow.
551
00:28:26,209 --> 00:28:29,459
When I called those people
to see how they were doing,
552
00:28:29,546 --> 00:28:32,626
they were all significantly...
553
00:28:33,258 --> 00:28:35,638
more fucked up than they were...
554
00:28:37,929 --> 00:28:39,009
before.
555
00:28:39,597 --> 00:28:41,727
There it is. Let it come. Let it...
556
00:28:41,808 --> 00:28:43,558
-There's the healing.
-Healing's in the feelings, man.
557
00:28:43,643 --> 00:28:45,903
-There's your healing.
-Healing's in the feelings. Yeah.
558
00:28:45,979 --> 00:28:47,649
-He's doing really good.
-Yeah, he is.
559
00:28:48,648 --> 00:28:52,528
All right, Greg. So, if you stopped
giving advice altogether,
560
00:28:52,610 --> 00:28:55,610
you just stop doing
what you're doing, completely...
561
00:28:57,198 --> 00:28:58,198
who would you be?
562
00:28:58,283 --> 00:29:00,793
Wait, don't tell him
to stop giving advice.
563
00:29:00,869 --> 00:29:03,579
That's why I'm here.
I came down to ask my question.
564
00:29:03,663 --> 00:29:05,333
Dr. Greg, first-time caller.
565
00:29:05,415 --> 00:29:09,415
I got a question.
I have a hard time getting off.
566
00:29:10,003 --> 00:29:13,723
Unless a stranger
just punches me in the face.
567
00:29:13,798 --> 00:29:15,508
Is that wrong?
568
00:29:15,592 --> 00:29:19,352
And with that, it is time for us
to get back to the office.
569
00:29:20,430 --> 00:29:21,260
Come on, Dr. Greg.
570
00:29:21,347 --> 00:29:23,807
Thank you so much, all of you.
What a wonderful audience.
571
00:29:23,892 --> 00:29:26,232
And what a healing experience
this has proved to be.
572
00:29:26,311 --> 00:29:28,101
Scene mark.
573
00:29:36,613 --> 00:29:39,163
Okay, settle, settle, please.
574
00:29:41,409 --> 00:29:44,159
And... action!
575
00:29:46,998 --> 00:29:49,328
Listen, I didn't want to have to ask,
but I need your help.
576
00:29:49,417 --> 00:29:51,667
They're not gonna stop coming
unless we close this hell mouth.
577
00:29:51,753 --> 00:29:53,713
Unbelievable! You told me
to go home last night
578
00:29:53,797 --> 00:29:55,047
when you knew they were gonna attack.
579
00:29:55,131 --> 00:29:56,421
I wanted to protect you!
580
00:29:56,508 --> 00:29:58,968
Good. Great! You protected me.
Now nine of us are dead.
581
00:29:59,052 --> 00:30:01,222
Fine. Want to know the real reason?
582
00:30:01,304 --> 00:30:02,934
We don't have time for anything else.
583
00:30:03,014 --> 00:30:06,184
I'd rather lose nine of them
than one of you. Okay?
584
00:30:06,267 --> 00:30:07,307
What did you say?
585
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:11,690
I can live without them,
but I can't live without you.
586
00:30:27,580 --> 00:30:31,420
-Well, I can live without you.
587
00:30:37,298 --> 00:30:38,758
Was that okay?
588
00:30:40,301 --> 00:30:41,141
Yeah.
589
00:30:41,219 --> 00:30:43,389
Fuck... Cut!
590
00:30:43,471 --> 00:30:44,311
Cutting.
591
00:30:46,349 --> 00:30:47,889
Jesus Christ.
592
00:30:49,811 --> 00:30:51,481
I'm so embarrassed.
593
00:30:52,397 --> 00:30:53,567
Don't be.
594
00:30:53,648 --> 00:30:56,148
Look, I'm no stranger to public meltdowns.
595
00:30:57,277 --> 00:30:59,607
People heard that on their radios.
596
00:31:01,739 --> 00:31:05,489
Yeah, but this is where
your low ratings actually serve you,
597
00:31:05,577 --> 00:31:07,867
because not that many people heard it.
598
00:31:09,497 --> 00:31:11,167
Bet you love this, don't you?
599
00:31:11,791 --> 00:31:14,461
Seeing me shattered
with my guts on the floor?
600
00:31:14,544 --> 00:31:19,634
Yeah, but just because it's made you
a little bit closer to a human being.
601
00:31:22,969 --> 00:31:25,179
Hey, someone bought your book.
602
00:31:27,223 --> 00:31:28,063
I appreciate it.
603
00:31:28,141 --> 00:31:30,441
Well, I charged it to the station.
604
00:31:34,606 --> 00:31:36,476
What are you gonna do with that?
605
00:31:37,692 --> 00:31:38,612
I don't know.
606
00:31:39,652 --> 00:31:43,532
Maybe Gus and I'll get jacked up
on caffeine and act out chapters.
607
00:31:46,659 --> 00:31:47,829
Sounds like fun.
608
00:31:47,911 --> 00:31:50,161
Oh, it will be.
609
00:31:57,962 --> 00:32:00,302
-I'm gonna go to sleep.
-Okay.
610
00:32:31,788 --> 00:32:34,168
-Hi.
-Hey. Hello.
611
00:32:39,379 --> 00:32:40,509
-Hey.
-Hi.
612
00:32:40,588 --> 00:32:42,508
Mmm. What's up?
613
00:32:42,590 --> 00:32:46,680
Well, Bertie and Randy went
to dinner and a movie.
614
00:32:46,761 --> 00:32:48,221
Oh! Which movie?
615
00:32:49,806 --> 00:32:50,926
No...
616
00:32:54,894 --> 00:32:56,854
Ah. I see.
617
00:33:03,820 --> 00:33:05,610
You know what?
We should fuck in this room.
618
00:33:05,697 --> 00:33:07,197
Let's fuck in every room.
619
00:33:12,036 --> 00:33:13,326
Oh, boy.
620
00:33:13,413 --> 00:33:16,123
We had sex in Bertie's room.
621
00:33:16,207 --> 00:33:19,627
I know. We're like two wolves,
marking their territory.
622
00:33:19,711 --> 00:33:21,671
Like, "This is ours. Stay away!"
623
00:33:21,754 --> 00:33:23,344
She's never gonna know.
624
00:33:23,423 --> 00:33:24,843
-That's the best part.
-I know.
625
00:33:24,924 --> 00:33:26,554
She'll never know.
626
00:33:29,220 --> 00:33:30,390
Crazy.
627
00:33:31,681 --> 00:33:33,311
How was it with Arya today?
628
00:33:33,391 --> 00:33:36,191
It was good.
I mean, it got a little crazy there.
629
00:33:36,269 --> 00:33:40,109
She wasn't coming out of her trailer.
Everybody was flipping out and...
630
00:33:40,940 --> 00:33:43,530
I don't know.
I went in there, and we talked,
631
00:33:43,609 --> 00:33:47,109
and then she went out and she killed it.
632
00:33:48,114 --> 00:33:50,034
-Yeah, she was awesome.
633
00:33:50,116 --> 00:33:51,906
And not just like child actor good,
634
00:33:51,993 --> 00:33:55,503
I mean, like, Jessica Chastain good.
Alicia Vikander good.
635
00:33:55,580 --> 00:33:57,120
Well, I love Chastain.
636
00:33:57,206 --> 00:33:58,286
She's the best.
637
00:33:59,751 --> 00:34:01,961
I don't know, it was cool.
Like, I went in there...
638
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:06,970
and she was angry and sad.
639
00:34:07,050 --> 00:34:10,600
I said, "Just go out there
and turn it into art."
640
00:34:13,222 --> 00:34:14,352
Felt like I was directing.
641
00:34:14,432 --> 00:34:17,232
Yeah, of course you did.
'Cause you're good.
642
00:34:17,310 --> 00:34:20,810
-Mmm...
-You should just do it. Make your movie.
643
00:34:21,606 --> 00:34:24,896
Like the Rear Window thing?
-Yes!
644
00:34:24,984 --> 00:34:26,744
Look, you saved money...
645
00:34:26,819 --> 00:34:28,529
You've got friends that could help.
646
00:34:28,613 --> 00:34:31,243
Just call in every favor
and make the thing.
647
00:34:33,409 --> 00:34:35,539
That could be good.
I could do that. That'd be easy.
648
00:34:35,620 --> 00:34:36,830
Yeah! Look at me.
649
00:34:36,913 --> 00:34:38,833
I didn't think I could be a producer,
and I'm killing it.
650
00:34:39,415 --> 00:34:42,915
Yeah, I have to say, "I'm a director,"
and then I'm a director, so...
651
00:34:43,544 --> 00:34:46,094
-I'm a director. I can fucking do this.
-You're a director!
652
00:34:46,672 --> 00:34:48,132
Are you hard again?
653
00:34:48,216 --> 00:34:49,466
I already came again.
654
00:34:49,550 --> 00:34:51,470
Well, then, we're gonna fuck!
655
00:34:51,552 --> 00:34:56,472
♪ Baby, love is strange ♪
656
00:34:58,392 --> 00:35:01,062
♪ Many, many people ♪
657
00:35:02,105 --> 00:35:04,605
♪ They take it for a game ♪
658
00:35:06,234 --> 00:35:08,954
♪ My sweet baby ♪
659
00:35:09,946 --> 00:35:12,116
♪ Love is strange ♪
660
00:35:12,657 --> 00:35:16,537
♪ Yeah, yeah, many, many people ♪
661
00:35:17,578 --> 00:35:20,038
♪ Take it for a game ♪
662
00:35:20,414 --> 00:35:23,884
♪ Yeah, yeah, love is strange ♪
663
00:35:26,003 --> 00:35:31,183
♪ Love is strange ♪
664
00:35:52,363 --> 00:35:56,453
♪ Yeah, yeah, many, many people ♪
665
00:35:57,702 --> 00:35:59,582
♪ Take it for a game ♪
666
00:35:59,662 --> 00:36:03,582
♪ Yeah, yeah, love is strange ♪ ♪ Love is strange ♪