1 00:00:08,888 --> 00:00:10,598 Hi, I'm Mickey. Sex and love addict. 2 00:00:10,682 --> 00:00:11,812 Hi, Mickey. 3 00:00:11,891 --> 00:00:16,441 Things are going well right now. I've got a good boyfriend, good job. 4 00:00:16,521 --> 00:00:20,191 Now I'm just worried that I'm gonna act out and ruin it all. 5 00:00:20,692 --> 00:00:25,202 You know, I'm so used to self-sabotaging that what if I start doing it, 6 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:27,570 and I don't even realize that I'm doing it? 7 00:00:28,575 --> 00:00:31,695 It feels like everything's not supposed to go right at the same time. 8 00:00:31,786 --> 00:00:34,206 I can't be happy at work and in my relationship. 9 00:00:34,289 --> 00:00:37,329 So, now I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop. 10 00:00:37,417 --> 00:00:39,497 How am I gonna fuck this up? 11 00:00:39,586 --> 00:00:40,836 So far it's been great. 12 00:00:42,213 --> 00:00:45,223 She's really happy. I'm really happy. We're really happy together. 13 00:00:45,300 --> 00:00:47,050 She's killing it at work. 14 00:00:48,094 --> 00:00:49,264 And... 15 00:00:49,679 --> 00:00:51,559 I get worried 'cause it makes me wonder... 16 00:00:53,224 --> 00:00:55,444 did I only like her 'cause she is messed up? 17 00:00:58,188 --> 00:01:00,478 Do I feel the only reason she could like me 18 00:01:00,565 --> 00:01:02,105 is because she's messed up? 19 00:01:04,194 --> 00:01:05,864 It's an interesting question, Maria. 20 00:01:05,945 --> 00:01:08,985 And when I'm faced with a decision like that, I ask myself, 21 00:01:09,074 --> 00:01:14,794 "Five years from now, what decision will make future me the most proud?" 22 00:01:14,871 --> 00:01:18,041 That's always been my guide, and it's worked well for me so far. 23 00:01:18,124 --> 00:01:22,214 So, you know, there's no crime in liking yourself. 24 00:01:22,796 --> 00:01:24,296 And when I feel anxious, 25 00:01:24,380 --> 00:01:27,470 I'm gonna breathe through it, I'm gonna count to ten, 26 00:01:27,550 --> 00:01:30,220 and I'm going to tell myself that I fucking deserve to be happy, 27 00:01:30,303 --> 00:01:31,853 which I still don't believe. 28 00:01:33,306 --> 00:01:35,226 I do not believe that I deserve to be happy. 29 00:01:35,308 --> 00:01:36,598 But one day I'm gonna get there. 30 00:01:37,185 --> 00:01:39,095 I'm just gonna try not to ruin it today. 31 00:01:40,855 --> 00:01:44,065 That's all I got. "Try not to ruin it today." 32 00:01:44,984 --> 00:01:48,824 Sometimes I feel like I'm a bowl of mac and cheese. 33 00:01:48,905 --> 00:01:49,945 You know? 34 00:01:50,031 --> 00:01:51,781 The first few bites are really great, 35 00:01:52,408 --> 00:01:55,538 then about halfway in, you're kind of like... 36 00:01:55,620 --> 00:01:57,620 "I think I've had enough mac and cheese." 37 00:01:58,331 --> 00:01:59,751 By the last few bites, you're like, 38 00:01:59,833 --> 00:02:03,383 "I am never eating mac and cheese again. This is disgusting." 39 00:02:04,963 --> 00:02:08,173 Sometimes I feel like I'm her bowl of mac and cheese. 40 00:02:11,136 --> 00:02:13,216 I don't want her to get sick of me. 41 00:02:13,304 --> 00:02:15,644 You wanna know how the universe works? 42 00:02:16,224 --> 00:02:20,104 The universe challenges you to force you 43 00:02:20,186 --> 00:02:23,396 to move to a higher level. 44 00:02:23,481 --> 00:02:26,861 So, instead of saying, "Screw you, universe," 45 00:02:26,943 --> 00:02:31,783 maybe you should say, "Thank you, universe." 46 00:02:31,865 --> 00:02:34,155 And with that, we'll be right back. 47 00:02:53,261 --> 00:02:55,721 Look at my arm. Do you see those scratch marks? 48 00:02:56,347 --> 00:02:57,557 I'll be a Dark One by midnight. 49 00:02:57,640 --> 00:02:59,390 Unless you take me out first. 50 00:02:59,475 --> 00:03:01,435 Are you crazy? I won't kill you. 51 00:03:02,020 --> 00:03:05,400 You have no choice. Once I'm a Dark One, I'll destroy you all. 52 00:03:05,481 --> 00:03:07,941 Wait a minute. -She's getting half the words wrong. 53 00:03:08,026 --> 00:03:09,316 Do we care about that? 54 00:03:10,111 --> 00:03:11,741 She's also bad at acting. 55 00:03:11,821 --> 00:03:13,491 We still have time to find the antiserum. 56 00:03:13,573 --> 00:03:16,873 And I know just where to find it. Let's go. 57 00:03:22,081 --> 00:03:23,251 And... cut. 58 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:27,423 -For fuck's sake. Reset. 59 00:03:27,503 --> 00:03:28,383 Resetting! 60 00:03:28,463 --> 00:03:31,133 -Sorry. -Not a good day to be super hungover. 61 00:03:31,215 --> 00:03:32,545 Did you go to the MTV thing last night? 62 00:03:32,634 --> 00:03:36,474 No, I had some friends from out of town. We were out super late. 63 00:03:36,554 --> 00:03:38,774 This thing is, like, up my butt. 64 00:03:38,848 --> 00:03:42,268 Why am I not in this scene? This used to be my show. 65 00:03:42,352 --> 00:03:44,062 I know. It sucks, I'm sorry. 66 00:03:44,145 --> 00:03:47,355 Do they know how big my movie's gonna be? I'm gonna be an action figure. 67 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:50,490 I know. They should use you as much as possible. 68 00:03:50,568 --> 00:03:53,068 My friends won't watch the scenes I'm not in. They say they're shit. 69 00:03:54,197 --> 00:03:55,617 My friends are the same. 70 00:03:55,698 --> 00:03:58,448 It's this fucking haircut. Did I get ugly or something? 71 00:03:58,534 --> 00:03:59,704 No, don't say that. 72 00:04:00,286 --> 00:04:03,156 Let me talk to them. I'll find out what's happening, okay? 73 00:04:03,248 --> 00:04:05,288 Hold on. It'll be okay. 74 00:04:08,461 --> 00:04:12,091 All I'm saying is, it's not real. Gluten isn't a real thing. 75 00:04:12,173 --> 00:04:14,633 Five years ago, we didn't know what gluten was, and we were all living. 76 00:04:14,717 --> 00:04:18,757 I agree, but the fear of gluten is very fucking real. 77 00:04:18,846 --> 00:04:21,216 I need you to get some gluten-free shit, 78 00:04:21,307 --> 00:04:24,387 or else I'm gonna have some crazy batshit actresses refusing to work. 79 00:04:24,477 --> 00:04:27,767 What about the teamsters? They want donuts with gluten. 80 00:04:28,273 --> 00:04:29,483 We can't piss off the teamsters. 81 00:04:29,565 --> 00:04:31,935 Just make it work. -Excuse me. 82 00:04:32,568 --> 00:04:36,778 Sorry, excuse me. Just a quick teeny-tiny question. 83 00:04:36,864 --> 00:04:39,454 Is there a reason Arya's not in this scene? 84 00:04:39,534 --> 00:04:40,544 I was talking to her, 85 00:04:40,618 --> 00:04:43,958 and I think she's a little upset she's not having a bigger part. 86 00:04:44,497 --> 00:04:46,747 I'm sorry. What are you, her agent? 87 00:04:46,833 --> 00:04:48,673 -No, I'm her teacher-- -Yeah, her teacher. 88 00:04:48,751 --> 00:04:50,381 So, why are you asking me? 89 00:04:50,461 --> 00:04:52,261 Well, I was talking to her, 90 00:04:52,338 --> 00:04:56,428 and she seemed kind of upset that her part's getting smaller. 91 00:04:56,509 --> 00:04:59,759 -Smaller and smaller. Okay, I'll play. 92 00:04:59,846 --> 00:05:02,466 I'll play. Yes. Her part is getting smaller. 93 00:05:02,557 --> 00:05:04,597 You know why? I'm fucking concerned about her. 94 00:05:04,684 --> 00:05:07,564 Okay, I am too, so it's nice to hear that, 95 00:05:07,645 --> 00:05:12,435 because I think she's really stressed out, you know, with these new kids. 96 00:05:12,525 --> 00:05:15,605 I think she feels threatened by them and she's got a new movie coming out. 97 00:05:15,695 --> 00:05:17,735 There's a lot pressure there. 98 00:05:17,822 --> 00:05:19,322 Her parents are getting divorced... 99 00:05:19,407 --> 00:05:21,527 I know. I'm not concerned about any of that. 100 00:05:21,617 --> 00:05:24,577 I am concerned that she is costing me money. Okay? 101 00:05:24,662 --> 00:05:26,332 -Okay. -She's always late. 102 00:05:26,414 --> 00:05:28,584 Last week, I lost five hours 103 00:05:28,666 --> 00:05:31,666 because of her, because she was too distracted to remember her lines, 104 00:05:31,753 --> 00:05:33,213 and that's her only job. 105 00:05:33,296 --> 00:05:36,086 She's going through a lot. She's a kid, okay? 106 00:05:36,174 --> 00:05:39,304 Hey, you remember what it was like when we were kids? 107 00:05:39,385 --> 00:05:42,425 Know what I wasn't doing when I was a kid? Making $30,000 a week. Were you? 108 00:05:43,556 --> 00:05:46,556 -No. I had a job at Dairy Queen. -Mm-hmm. 109 00:05:46,642 --> 00:05:52,232 Gus, I had an ovarian cyst the size of a lemon removed last season, 110 00:05:52,315 --> 00:05:53,725 and you never heard a peep out of me. 111 00:05:53,816 --> 00:05:57,026 Last season, I found out I had a 13 112 00:05:57,111 --> 00:05:59,111 Never met this kid and I paid for his bar mitzvah. 113 00:05:59,197 --> 00:06:03,117 I kept my mouth shut, never missed a call time 'cause that's this business. 114 00:06:03,201 --> 00:06:07,581 Yeah, I'm really thinking about killing her off. This is a problem. 115 00:06:07,663 --> 00:06:08,713 I love it. 116 00:06:08,790 --> 00:06:11,460 While you're at it, kill off Xander. He's been a B-word all season. 117 00:06:11,542 --> 00:06:12,792 Good idea. Right? 118 00:06:12,877 --> 00:06:14,957 Whoa! Let's just pump the brakes. 119 00:06:15,046 --> 00:06:17,666 We don't have to kill off anybody. I can talk to Arya. 120 00:06:17,757 --> 00:06:21,467 I'll fix this. I'm happy to. She and I have a very good relationship. 121 00:06:21,552 --> 00:06:23,182 Yeah, great relationship. 122 00:06:23,262 --> 00:06:26,182 You know she does an imitation of you everybody laughs at and you've never seen? 123 00:06:26,766 --> 00:06:28,266 I've seen that imitation. 124 00:06:28,351 --> 00:06:29,891 No, you have not. This is different. 125 00:06:29,977 --> 00:06:32,687 She does an imitation of you thinking you've seen the imitation. 126 00:06:32,772 --> 00:06:34,612 -I've seen it. 127 00:06:34,690 --> 00:06:37,150 -Yeah, I've seen that. 128 00:06:37,235 --> 00:06:39,645 That's the best acting she's done all season. 129 00:06:39,737 --> 00:06:43,697 Well, you rib the ones you love, and she's not ribbing anybody else. 130 00:06:43,783 --> 00:06:46,333 No, no. This is mean. It's really funny. 131 00:06:46,410 --> 00:06:48,330 I just need you to do your job. 132 00:06:48,412 --> 00:06:50,962 Ten-four. I'll handle it. 133 00:06:51,958 --> 00:06:54,338 -Fred. Come on, fucking fix it. -Okay. 134 00:06:54,418 --> 00:06:58,918 So, she could rip out a heart, or she could rip out a kidney. 135 00:07:03,428 --> 00:07:05,598 -Kidney. -Right. Kidney it is. 136 00:07:06,139 --> 00:07:10,439 So, it would be really great if Stella could promote the book signing. 137 00:07:10,518 --> 00:07:12,148 -It's all about first-week sales. -Of course. 138 00:07:12,228 --> 00:07:13,398 Getting on that bestseller list. 139 00:07:13,479 --> 00:07:17,319 If you don't get on that, they take your book off shelves right away. 140 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:22,610 So it'd be really helpful if Stella could tweet about it or mention it. 141 00:07:22,697 --> 00:07:24,567 Why don't you tweet about the book? 142 00:07:24,657 --> 00:07:27,787 I'm off Twitter. I was getting a lot of trolls. 143 00:07:27,869 --> 00:07:33,169 Well, a few trolls, but many aggressive messages. 144 00:07:33,249 --> 00:07:36,669 Lot of anti-semitism. I don't know why that was happening. 145 00:07:36,752 --> 00:07:39,012 I've never confirmed I'm Jewish, so... 146 00:07:39,088 --> 00:07:42,218 I don't think Stella does marketing on her Twitter. 147 00:07:42,300 --> 00:07:44,550 It's not her thing. I'll tweet about it. 148 00:07:45,386 --> 00:07:47,426 Thanks, thanks. 149 00:07:47,513 --> 00:07:49,933 No offense, it's not the same, you know. 150 00:07:50,016 --> 00:07:52,636 You've got, what, 50 followers? 151 00:07:52,727 --> 00:07:57,017 What is it? -Closer to half a million now, but... 152 00:07:57,106 --> 00:07:59,856 What? Half a million followers... How does... 153 00:07:59,942 --> 00:08:01,902 I have more than 50, also, but... 154 00:08:01,986 --> 00:08:05,816 I can't force Stella to do anything. She's an adult woman. 155 00:08:05,907 --> 00:08:08,447 I gave her the book. If she likes it, she'll tweet about it. 156 00:08:08,534 --> 00:08:11,004 I'm talking about a favor. Have you ever heard about a favor? 157 00:08:11,078 --> 00:08:13,658 You know what? Could you be a little more grateful? 158 00:08:13,748 --> 00:08:16,168 Because Mickey here is gonna be with you all day. 159 00:08:16,250 --> 00:08:20,550 I'm giving you Mickey all day to help you livestream your book event. 160 00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:21,630 It's not my job. 161 00:08:22,590 --> 00:08:25,380 You know what? I'm gonna get out of here. 162 00:08:25,468 --> 00:08:30,598 I am going to prepare myself emotionally and mentally to meet my fans. 163 00:08:30,681 --> 00:08:32,021 You might remember them, 164 00:08:32,099 --> 00:08:36,479 the thousands upon thousands of people whose love of me built this station. 165 00:08:41,776 --> 00:08:42,606 Why me? 166 00:08:42,693 --> 00:08:46,783 It's important for the station and you know how to deal with him. 167 00:08:46,864 --> 00:08:47,954 Can't deal with him anymore. 168 00:08:48,032 --> 00:08:50,792 Did you see who he dedicated his book to? 169 00:08:50,868 --> 00:08:54,368 Nelson Mandela and Mitch McConnell. 170 00:08:54,455 --> 00:08:58,575 Well, he's covering the bases there. Jesus Christ. 171 00:09:00,211 --> 00:09:03,551 Hey, lunch buddy! 172 00:09:04,215 --> 00:09:07,045 What's up How's it going? 173 00:09:07,134 --> 00:09:09,604 Bad. I'm trying to be normal and eat with the crew, 174 00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:11,009 but no one will sit with me. 175 00:09:11,097 --> 00:09:13,807 No one will sit with you? What about this guy? 176 00:09:13,891 --> 00:09:16,351 He's sitting with ya, right? How's the script? 177 00:09:16,435 --> 00:09:20,565 It's really not very good. There's a kissing scene. 178 00:09:20,648 --> 00:09:23,818 Yeah, the kissing scene. That's with... 179 00:09:23,901 --> 00:09:25,781 -It's with Jayke. 180 00:09:25,861 --> 00:09:28,661 Jayke... You know, the actor, Jayke, the new one. 181 00:09:28,739 --> 00:09:32,119 -Yeah. I know Jayke. Yeah. Yeah. -Yeah. Yeah. 182 00:09:32,201 --> 00:09:34,951 Yeah. Have you ever kissed a boy before? 183 00:09:35,538 --> 00:09:37,498 Gus, I've had, like, five boyfriends. 184 00:09:37,582 --> 00:09:40,462 All right. So, you're not nervous about this? 185 00:09:40,543 --> 00:09:41,383 God, no. 186 00:09:41,460 --> 00:09:43,960 I'm not Drew Barrymore, but I've lived. 187 00:09:45,590 --> 00:09:48,800 Okay. If you were nervous, we could talk about it. 188 00:09:48,884 --> 00:09:52,354 I better go run my lines. Excuse me. 189 00:09:52,430 --> 00:09:55,520 -You go run your lines. All right. -You're distracting me. 190 00:09:57,977 --> 00:09:59,437 Wait. This isn't gonna work. 191 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:02,610 Find out if there's a back entrance. I'm gonna get mobbed in here. 192 00:10:02,690 --> 00:10:04,230 How many people are you expecting? 193 00:10:04,317 --> 00:10:08,447 I don't know. I mean, with social media, sky's the limit. 194 00:10:08,529 --> 00:10:12,409 Just... Let's make sure everybody knows where the fire exits are. 195 00:10:12,908 --> 00:10:15,118 Yeah, I should probably call a fire marshal. 196 00:10:15,202 --> 00:10:16,502 Yeah. Good idea. 197 00:10:18,414 --> 00:10:19,544 What's that? 198 00:10:20,041 --> 00:10:22,171 It's makeup. For glare. 199 00:10:23,169 --> 00:10:27,129 What Only women 200 00:10:27,214 --> 00:10:29,264 -No, no. -All right. Thank you. 201 00:10:34,347 --> 00:10:37,557 Fuck. See, that's the thing. 202 00:10:37,642 --> 00:10:41,942 Once the glare's gone, the top gets fucking wispy. 203 00:10:43,022 --> 00:10:44,022 Shit. 204 00:10:51,489 --> 00:10:54,329 -Hey. Hi. -Hi, there. 205 00:10:54,408 --> 00:10:56,488 Hi, I'm from Gravity with Dr. Greg. 206 00:10:56,577 --> 00:10:58,117 I'm Todd. We talked? 207 00:10:58,204 --> 00:11:00,714 -Yes, Todd. Hi. Um... -Yeah. 208 00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:03,420 What do you think the turnout is gonna be? 209 00:11:03,501 --> 00:11:04,841 This is gonna be it. 210 00:11:06,337 --> 00:11:08,417 -Yeah. Yeah. 211 00:11:09,006 --> 00:11:12,676 -No, no, no. We don't cancel. 212 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:16,510 The event? I just set these... We're ready. We're good to go. 213 00:11:16,597 --> 00:11:19,807 Dr. Greg is very sensitive. He won't like these optics. 214 00:11:19,892 --> 00:11:23,402 We had two people for Barefoot Contessa. We had a blast. It was incredible. 215 00:11:23,979 --> 00:11:28,149 Do you ever go door-to-door, nearby businesses, pull people in for... 216 00:11:28,234 --> 00:11:30,784 -I can't. I can't leave the premises. 217 00:11:30,861 --> 00:11:34,241 Can we offer them money? Could we offer people on the street money? 218 00:11:34,323 --> 00:11:35,533 -I can't do that. -You can't. 219 00:11:35,616 --> 00:11:36,446 What else can I do? 220 00:11:36,534 --> 00:11:39,414 We really shouldn't cancel? Isn't this bad? 221 00:11:39,495 --> 00:11:41,825 This is double Barefoot Contessa. 222 00:11:42,415 --> 00:11:44,245 Why don't you take out some chairs? 223 00:11:44,333 --> 00:11:46,133 -I can do that. -All right. 224 00:11:46,210 --> 00:11:48,670 The optics will be much better. These people are psyched. 225 00:11:48,754 --> 00:11:50,214 -This worked for Kelsey Grammer. -Right. 226 00:11:50,297 --> 00:11:51,257 This'll work. 227 00:11:52,258 --> 00:11:54,888 It's a charity event benefiting the homeless. 228 00:11:54,969 --> 00:11:56,349 I'm getting an award. 229 00:11:56,429 --> 00:11:58,509 You can write a couple jokes about the homeless. 230 00:11:58,597 --> 00:11:59,467 How much? 231 00:11:59,557 --> 00:12:01,767 It's a charity event. 232 00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:05,861 I already give money to the Palestinians. I'm stretched too thin as it is. 233 00:12:05,938 --> 00:12:07,898 You make jokes about the homeless all the time. 234 00:12:07,982 --> 00:12:10,362 -Just give me one. -I don't feel comfortable about this. 235 00:12:10,443 --> 00:12:12,493 -It's not like they'll be there. -Hey. 236 00:12:16,157 --> 00:12:18,777 -She's doing well. 237 00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:22,868 I think she's nervous about this kissing scene with Jayke, you know? 238 00:12:22,955 --> 00:12:25,705 I was thinking maybe there's something we can do to help her. 239 00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:27,883 Maybe get some mom advice? 240 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:32,420 Uh... No. No. I mean, she's 14, and she is batshit crazy, 241 00:12:32,506 --> 00:12:35,376 and she doesn't talk to me anymore, so, I can't. 242 00:12:35,468 --> 00:12:37,928 No. You gotta step away, let her ride it out. 243 00:12:38,012 --> 00:12:41,142 Okay. I just wanted to make sure Arya felt good about the scene. 244 00:12:41,223 --> 00:12:42,523 You know what? She's gonna be fine. 245 00:12:43,684 --> 00:12:45,524 -Okay. 246 00:12:45,603 --> 00:12:48,733 Hey, Jen. Are you going to SoulCycle tonight? 247 00:12:48,814 --> 00:12:50,984 Concerned about your daughter. That's all. 248 00:12:52,443 --> 00:12:54,323 Is the bread gluten 249 00:12:54,403 --> 00:12:58,783 No. It's bread. Normal bread. Bread-bread. There's gluten in the bread. 250 00:12:58,866 --> 00:13:00,326 Do you have Ezekiel bread? 251 00:13:00,409 --> 00:13:02,539 -Yeah. 252 00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:06,080 There's two types of bread, white bread and brown bread. Pick a side. 253 00:13:06,165 --> 00:13:08,575 You know what, are these berries organic? 254 00:13:09,376 --> 00:13:11,876 Dude, organic is a lie. That's corporate interest, man. 255 00:13:11,962 --> 00:13:14,172 It's fine. The carrots will work. 256 00:13:14,256 --> 00:13:15,926 Bugs Bunny, eat the Twizzlers. 257 00:13:16,008 --> 00:13:18,588 -I don't like Twizzlers. -Eat. Hey! 258 00:13:18,677 --> 00:13:21,097 Hey, what's up, Mr. C? 259 00:13:21,180 --> 00:13:24,100 Mr. C? I like that, that's very cool. 260 00:13:24,183 --> 00:13:26,603 I just wanted to ask you for a little favor. 261 00:13:26,685 --> 00:13:30,605 Arya's stressing out about the scene you're shooting later today. 262 00:13:30,689 --> 00:13:31,899 -Yeah, yeah. 263 00:13:31,982 --> 00:13:35,862 I was thinking maybe the two of you could get together, rehearse. 264 00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,195 It might help her out. 265 00:13:37,279 --> 00:13:39,069 Plus, you haven't spent much time together. 266 00:13:39,156 --> 00:13:40,616 Yeah, yeah. I know. 267 00:13:40,699 --> 00:13:43,949 I've been busy with the show and my music. 268 00:13:44,036 --> 00:13:46,496 I also spend ten hours a week on my self-care. 269 00:13:46,580 --> 00:13:48,960 Wow. Ten hours. That's a lot. 270 00:13:50,459 --> 00:13:53,589 -Yeah. I'll rehearse with her. 271 00:13:53,671 --> 00:13:54,841 -For sure. -All right. 272 00:13:54,922 --> 00:13:58,092 Hey, look at that 1,000-kilowatt smile on that guy. 273 00:13:59,510 --> 00:14:00,590 Thanks. 274 00:14:02,054 --> 00:14:05,104 As your friend, I got to let you know you sound like a pedophile sometimes. 275 00:14:05,182 --> 00:14:08,352 I know. I realized as it was coming out of my mouth. 276 00:14:08,435 --> 00:14:12,225 His smile? Way too specific. It's like you've been studying his mouth. 277 00:14:12,314 --> 00:14:13,654 Get out his face. He's a preteen. 278 00:14:13,732 --> 00:14:14,982 -His nuts haven't dropped yet. -Right. 279 00:14:15,442 --> 00:14:17,152 I got your note, Kev. Thank you. 280 00:14:23,617 --> 00:14:26,327 I don't know how to tell you this, so I'm gonna come out with it. 281 00:14:26,412 --> 00:14:27,582 There aren't a lot of people. 282 00:14:28,247 --> 00:14:29,747 What do you mean? Give me a ballpark. 283 00:14:29,832 --> 00:14:33,882 If there was a ballpark that held four people, it would be sold out. 284 00:14:33,961 --> 00:14:37,921 Fucking shit! Four people? There's four fucking people in there? 285 00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:41,467 You always said if you could reach just one person then... 286 00:14:41,552 --> 00:14:44,762 I didn't literally just mean one person, okay? 287 00:14:44,847 --> 00:14:46,057 I'm not going in. 288 00:14:46,140 --> 00:14:48,730 I hope you have a plan to fix this, considering it is your fault. 289 00:14:48,809 --> 00:14:50,389 -Yes. 290 00:14:50,477 --> 00:14:52,517 If you weren't spending so much time with Stella, 291 00:14:52,605 --> 00:14:53,685 you could've promoted this. 292 00:14:53,772 --> 00:14:56,032 Why don't we call it off? We can go home. 293 00:14:56,108 --> 00:14:59,068 You're telling me, in a city of millions of people, 294 00:14:59,153 --> 00:15:01,363 you can't find 40 that need help? How will I find 40 people in the next half hour 295 00:15:03,741 --> 00:15:04,581 to come into this thing? 296 00:15:04,658 --> 00:15:08,908 I don't know, but you better do it. Fill it up! Fill it up, Mickey! 297 00:15:08,996 --> 00:15:10,616 All right. I will! 298 00:15:10,706 --> 00:15:12,626 All right. Fill it up! 299 00:15:16,170 --> 00:15:19,470 Hi! Could I interest you in coming in here and listening to-- 300 00:15:19,548 --> 00:15:20,628 I have an appointment. 301 00:15:23,928 --> 00:15:26,558 Hey, I don't really need to hear all of the rejections. 302 00:15:26,639 --> 00:15:29,309 -Okay. 303 00:15:29,391 --> 00:15:30,941 All right. I'm gonna figure this out. 304 00:15:38,442 --> 00:15:41,492 "Now we've got nine dead on our side, because I wasn't there." 305 00:15:41,570 --> 00:15:44,030 "Fine. You want the real answer?" 306 00:15:44,114 --> 00:15:45,914 "We don't have time for anything else." 307 00:15:46,450 --> 00:15:49,580 "I'd rather lose nine of them than one of you. Okay?" 308 00:15:49,662 --> 00:15:51,082 "What did you say?" 309 00:15:51,163 --> 00:15:53,623 "I can live without them, but I can't live without you." 310 00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:58,336 -And then we kiss. Cool! All right. -Yep. 311 00:15:58,420 --> 00:16:00,880 Sorry, I'm not the best actor 312 00:16:00,965 --> 00:16:02,505 -Shut up. You're amazing. -for you to do this with. 313 00:16:02,591 --> 00:16:04,971 You've got it. 314 00:16:05,052 --> 00:16:08,102 You're amazing, and then... I don't know. 315 00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:10,020 You're the best in the new cast. 316 00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:13,939 Thanks. You don't have to say that. It's not a competition. 317 00:16:14,561 --> 00:16:16,901 -A little bit. 318 00:16:16,981 --> 00:16:21,781 -I heard you do music. How'd you know that? 319 00:16:21,860 --> 00:16:24,490 I mean, there's a giant organ right behind you! 320 00:16:24,571 --> 00:16:28,951 Okay. Yeah, I bring it with me, wherever I can. 321 00:16:29,034 --> 00:16:32,624 Hey, do you actually have time to hear a song that I wrote? 322 00:16:32,705 --> 00:16:33,615 Yeah. 323 00:16:33,706 --> 00:16:35,536 I never play it for anyone. I wrote it. 324 00:16:35,624 --> 00:16:39,294 It's about how the people you love the most can exploit you the most. 325 00:16:39,378 --> 00:16:41,668 That's my life story, so I'm sure I'll love it. 326 00:16:41,755 --> 00:16:43,915 Okay, I've never played it for anyone, so... 327 00:16:44,008 --> 00:16:45,628 -I'm ready. -All right. 328 00:16:45,718 --> 00:16:49,638 This one... Hold on, let me find it... 329 00:16:49,722 --> 00:16:52,222 This is called "I Am Not Only Yours." 330 00:16:53,976 --> 00:16:56,726 ♪ I'm not only yours ♪ 331 00:16:56,812 --> 00:16:58,612 That beat? -Yes. 332 00:16:58,689 --> 00:17:02,069 ♪ What I have is what I earned ♪ 333 00:17:03,444 --> 00:17:06,324 ♪ I'll share it with you, ooh-ooh ♪ 334 00:17:06,405 --> 00:17:08,115 -You! 335 00:17:08,198 --> 00:17:09,828 ♪ If you share you with me, too ♪ 336 00:17:09,908 --> 00:17:13,618 Wait, this chorus... Wait for it. It's about to drop. 337 00:17:15,122 --> 00:17:17,502 ♪ Who are we ♪ 338 00:17:19,543 --> 00:17:22,093 ♪ Who are we ♪ 339 00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:25,591 -Come on, sing it. No, no, no, no. 340 00:17:25,674 --> 00:17:28,184 ♪ Who are we? ♪ 341 00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:29,470 There we go. There we go. 342 00:17:29,553 --> 00:17:31,563 ♪ Who are we ♪ 343 00:17:31,638 --> 00:17:32,718 ♪ Who we are ♪ 344 00:17:32,806 --> 00:17:34,056 It's very good. 345 00:17:34,141 --> 00:17:35,731 -Thank you. -It's so original. 346 00:17:35,809 --> 00:17:38,689 -I've never heard anything like that. -Wow. Thanks. 347 00:17:38,771 --> 00:17:42,361 It's amazing. -Justin Bieber's engineer's friend. 348 00:17:42,441 --> 00:17:46,651 Well, I mean, that's still pretty close to Justin Bieber. 349 00:17:46,737 --> 00:17:48,277 -I mean, it's amazing. -Oh, I know. 350 00:17:48,363 --> 00:17:50,073 I was stoked whenever I got to work with him. 351 00:17:50,157 --> 00:17:51,657 That's crazy. I loved it. 352 00:17:52,076 --> 00:17:55,366 Thank you. Hey, we should take a trailer pic. 353 00:17:55,454 --> 00:17:56,834 -Yeah. -And post it. Let's see. 354 00:17:57,331 --> 00:18:00,631 Come on. Do, like, a gangster sign. 355 00:18:01,335 --> 00:18:03,875 What? 356 00:18:03,962 --> 00:18:05,802 Oh, God. Please don't post that without a filter. 357 00:18:05,881 --> 00:18:09,801 Yeah, right. I'm gonna post it when you leave to piss you off. 358 00:18:09,885 --> 00:18:11,845 -Oh, God, no. Please don't. 359 00:18:13,555 --> 00:18:15,885 That one's cute, though. Oh, God. No! 360 00:18:15,974 --> 00:18:18,644 -You look great in that one. Stop. -I look so bad. 361 00:18:24,691 --> 00:18:29,031 Hi. Sorry to interrupt. Uh... How's this meeting? 362 00:18:29,113 --> 00:18:31,283 It's good. It's good. I mean, it just ended, but... 363 00:18:31,365 --> 00:18:34,615 Oh, yeah. I don't live nearby, so I've never been to it before. 364 00:18:34,701 --> 00:18:38,371 But, um... I was wondering if I could ask you guys for a favor. 365 00:18:38,455 --> 00:18:40,745 I've got a friend who's in distress right now. 366 00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:42,383 -Well... 367 00:18:43,877 --> 00:18:45,797 Have you heard of this gentleman? 368 00:18:45,879 --> 00:18:48,219 Yeah, I know him. I listen to this. 369 00:18:48,298 --> 00:18:49,128 You do? 370 00:18:49,216 --> 00:18:51,136 Great. He's a radio psychologist, 371 00:18:51,218 --> 00:18:53,508 and he's got this book event happening across the street, 372 00:18:53,595 --> 00:18:55,465 and not that many people showed up. 373 00:18:55,556 --> 00:18:59,726 So, it'd be a real favor to me and an act of service if you could come... 374 00:18:59,810 --> 00:19:01,770 Like, talking about right now? 375 00:19:01,854 --> 00:19:05,614 Like, 20 minutes. You can finish your cigarette. Like... 376 00:19:05,691 --> 00:19:07,861 -Um... I'm down. I'm good. -Yeah, I can. 377 00:19:07,943 --> 00:19:09,573 -I got nothing to do. -Yeah. 378 00:19:14,783 --> 00:19:18,543 From Witchita, it's Arya Hopkins. 379 00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:23,000 With musical guest Blind Melon. 380 00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:25,343 Jesus, Gus. Get some new material. 381 00:19:25,419 --> 00:19:27,629 You're smiling. I see it. 382 00:19:27,713 --> 00:19:30,343 You in a better mood? Take it you had a good rehearsal with Jayke. 383 00:19:30,883 --> 00:19:34,553 Yeah, it went well. He said he would post a picture of us. 384 00:19:34,636 --> 00:19:37,716 He did, huh 385 00:19:38,265 --> 00:19:39,425 -Kinda. -Yeah. 386 00:19:39,516 --> 00:19:41,556 I noticed he never posts any pictures of me. 387 00:19:41,643 --> 00:19:44,443 A little messed up, right? Just a little hurt. 388 00:19:44,730 --> 00:19:46,150 What's that 389 00:19:49,109 --> 00:19:51,779 ♪ What I have is what I earn ♪ 390 00:19:51,862 --> 00:19:53,782 Looking so good. 391 00:19:53,864 --> 00:19:56,704 Uh... Jayke. Maybe he's doing a selfie. 392 00:19:56,783 --> 00:19:59,293 -So sick. 393 00:19:59,369 --> 00:20:00,499 Is that Brooklyn? 394 00:20:01,371 --> 00:20:03,171 Doesn't sound like her. I don't think so. 395 00:20:03,832 --> 00:20:05,132 Who's filming? 396 00:20:05,209 --> 00:20:06,709 -Could be his mom. -Jesus! 397 00:20:06,793 --> 00:20:07,963 Maybe it's his mom. 398 00:20:10,839 --> 00:20:13,469 ♪ Who are we ♪ 399 00:20:15,677 --> 00:20:18,097 ♪ Who are we ♪ 400 00:20:18,180 --> 00:20:19,430 ♪ Who we are ♪ 401 00:20:19,514 --> 00:20:21,144 Hey, Arya. 402 00:20:21,225 --> 00:20:24,345 Saw the latest cuts of the show. Strong, very strong. 403 00:20:24,436 --> 00:20:27,146 Thank you so much. The writing is great this year, right? 404 00:20:27,231 --> 00:20:29,731 -Too modest. She won't take credit. -Stop. 405 00:20:29,816 --> 00:20:31,236 Won't take credit. 406 00:20:35,447 --> 00:20:37,907 Oh, my God. Everybody, it's Arya Hopkins from Witchita. 407 00:20:37,991 --> 00:20:40,241 Guys, I got to go! I'm late to set. 408 00:20:40,327 --> 00:20:42,117 Well, everybody wave to Arya. 409 00:20:43,580 --> 00:20:44,580 Sing it with me. Sing it. 410 00:20:44,665 --> 00:20:46,915 ♪ Who are we ♪ 411 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,840 Yeah! 412 00:20:48,919 --> 00:20:51,669 ♪ Who are we ♪ 413 00:20:54,341 --> 00:20:56,721 ♪ I'm not only yours ♪ 414 00:20:58,345 --> 00:21:02,305 "As the caller I knew only as Fran from Irwindale, stammered a thank you between sobs of gratitude, I told her, 415 00:21:07,187 --> 00:21:10,647 'Thank yourself. You did the hard work. 416 00:21:10,732 --> 00:21:12,942 I only showed you the way.' 417 00:21:13,694 --> 00:21:18,914 Three years later, I learned they had a beautiful baby boy. 418 00:21:19,449 --> 00:21:20,659 They named him Greg. 419 00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:25,290 I never asked why." 420 00:21:31,128 --> 00:21:32,588 That was powerful. 421 00:21:33,588 --> 00:21:35,048 Now it's time for some questions. 422 00:21:35,966 --> 00:21:36,796 Sir? 423 00:21:36,883 --> 00:21:39,803 -No, sir. 424 00:21:41,054 --> 00:21:42,684 Hi. I have a question. 425 00:21:42,764 --> 00:21:43,934 Great. What's your name? 426 00:21:44,016 --> 00:21:47,436 Fran from Irwindale, from your book. 427 00:21:47,519 --> 00:21:48,769 Yes. Yow-- 428 00:21:50,188 --> 00:21:53,398 It's great to see ya, uh... Fran. 429 00:21:54,359 --> 00:21:55,819 What's your question? 430 00:21:55,986 --> 00:21:58,736 Is the whole book bullshit or just the part about me? 431 00:22:10,167 --> 00:22:13,587 Gus! Gus! I've been looking everywhere for you. 432 00:22:15,297 --> 00:22:16,127 No, I-- 433 00:22:16,214 --> 00:22:17,804 Arya is stuck in her trailer. She locked herself in. 434 00:22:17,883 --> 00:22:19,683 She won't come out. She's having a meltdown on Instagram. 435 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:20,590 Are you serious? 436 00:22:20,677 --> 00:22:23,057 Yeah. She's on Instagram, posting all these sad photos. 437 00:22:23,138 --> 00:22:25,308 -Look at this. Meltdown. -Oh, my God. 438 00:22:25,390 --> 00:22:26,560 -Meltdown. -Oh, my God. 439 00:22:26,641 --> 00:22:29,521 -Meltdown. It's bad, man. It is bad. -Fuck. 440 00:22:30,187 --> 00:22:31,397 -Oh, my God. -Yeah. 441 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:34,400 -Holy shit! -Yeah. 442 00:22:34,483 --> 00:22:36,823 No. I was just on her Instagram. She wasn't doing this. 443 00:22:36,902 --> 00:22:40,162 -This is her Finsta account. 444 00:22:40,238 --> 00:22:41,988 Yeah. You don't? 445 00:22:43,366 --> 00:22:46,696 I'm sure I do. I don't check. I don't care about that stuff-- 446 00:22:46,787 --> 00:22:48,537 I don't have time to deal with this, okay? 447 00:22:48,622 --> 00:22:51,212 Just fix this. Go in there. You can talk to her. 448 00:22:51,291 --> 00:22:53,591 Okay, let's go. -Go. Go. 449 00:22:53,668 --> 00:22:56,128 No. Get off. You're not getting on here. 450 00:22:56,213 --> 00:22:58,173 You got the cart, let's go. We can get there faster. 451 00:22:58,256 --> 00:23:00,756 I got the cart so I can get a doughnut. You are walking to her trailer. 452 00:23:00,842 --> 00:23:03,182 Okay, get your fucking doughnut then, man. 453 00:23:03,678 --> 00:23:04,928 Go get your doughnut. 454 00:23:06,932 --> 00:23:09,812 You changed the story of my life. 455 00:23:09,893 --> 00:23:13,023 You lied about what happened to me. That's all fake. 456 00:23:13,105 --> 00:23:15,685 Okay, hold on. -There is no "baby Greg." 457 00:23:15,774 --> 00:23:20,404 Okay, okay. I may have altered a couple details. That's true. 458 00:23:20,487 --> 00:23:22,947 You said my husband and I got back together. 459 00:23:23,031 --> 00:23:27,331 I made some adjustments, both for clarity and brevity. 460 00:23:27,410 --> 00:23:30,710 I had to make a certain page count here 461 00:23:30,789 --> 00:23:33,459 and use it as a teaching tool. 462 00:23:33,542 --> 00:23:35,342 -You're a fraud, Colter. -Okay. 463 00:23:35,418 --> 00:23:38,048 -Yeah, I did. 464 00:23:38,130 --> 00:23:41,050 And I would appreciate it if you did call me "doctor," 465 00:23:41,133 --> 00:23:44,303 because that's my legal stage name. It has been for many years. 466 00:23:44,386 --> 00:23:47,676 You rewrote my life! My life is over! 467 00:23:47,764 --> 00:23:52,394 I'm divorced with children! And my husband's fucking other women! 468 00:23:52,477 --> 00:23:55,767 Look, your husband was not sexually satisfied, 469 00:23:55,856 --> 00:24:00,066 and I told him he needed to explore that if this relationship was going to work. 470 00:24:00,152 --> 00:24:04,112 He is very satisfied! I satisfy my husband! 471 00:24:04,197 --> 00:24:07,657 He was... We were very happy in the bedroom! 472 00:24:07,742 --> 00:24:12,122 Well, satisfied husbands don't go and fuck whores in Thailand, 473 00:24:12,205 --> 00:24:13,035 last time I checked! 474 00:24:13,123 --> 00:24:16,883 No, don't go. Please stay! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave. Um... 475 00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,840 -Oh, yeah. 476 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:20,840 Shit. Okay. 477 00:24:20,922 --> 00:24:25,142 For those who are listening at home, there was a deranged woman. 478 00:24:25,218 --> 00:24:28,258 We booted her crazy ass out of here. 479 00:24:28,346 --> 00:24:33,556 And we are seeking the proper help to assist her 480 00:24:33,643 --> 00:24:36,563 in her... her... her... her hopeful healing. 481 00:24:36,646 --> 00:24:40,186 -Yeah, I have a question. 482 00:24:40,275 --> 00:24:42,395 I really don't want to talk about the book right now. 483 00:24:42,485 --> 00:24:46,525 Yeah, I don't think anybody in here wants to talk about the book. 484 00:24:46,615 --> 00:24:47,945 Okay. 485 00:24:48,033 --> 00:24:50,913 My question is what's hurting you right now, man? 486 00:24:50,994 --> 00:24:51,834 Yeah. Come on, man. 487 00:24:54,331 --> 00:24:55,871 It's okay, man. 488 00:25:13,225 --> 00:25:14,055 Hey, Arya. 489 00:25:16,978 --> 00:25:19,898 Look, uh... I'm sorry. I know how you feel. 490 00:25:19,981 --> 00:25:21,071 You don't. 491 00:25:21,983 --> 00:25:23,243 No, I do. I... 492 00:25:23,818 --> 00:25:25,608 I know what it's like to have my heart broken. 493 00:25:25,695 --> 00:25:29,775 I know what it's like to kiss somebody who doesn't want to kiss you back. 494 00:25:29,866 --> 00:25:32,406 Well, I don't. I've never kissed anyone. 495 00:25:32,494 --> 00:25:36,004 What are you talking about? You said you had boyfriends. 496 00:25:36,081 --> 00:25:37,041 Obviously, I lied. 497 00:25:37,123 --> 00:25:39,833 I don't have any friends. I don't go to school. 498 00:25:39,918 --> 00:25:41,748 All the boys that know me, they're scared of me, 499 00:25:41,836 --> 00:25:43,296 'cause I made seven figures. 500 00:25:46,466 --> 00:25:48,006 I'm sorry you're going through this. 501 00:25:49,427 --> 00:25:52,137 I just don't understand why it has to be like this. 502 00:25:52,222 --> 00:25:55,022 Do you want to hear an embarrassing story from my life 503 00:25:55,100 --> 00:25:56,640 that might make you feel better? 504 00:25:58,687 --> 00:26:05,237 Yeah, the first time I kissed a girl was after I saw The Truman Show. 505 00:26:06,278 --> 00:26:08,818 And I cried so hard... 506 00:26:09,406 --> 00:26:12,076 that my date kissed me just to make me feel better. 507 00:26:12,450 --> 00:26:13,740 That's ridiculous. 508 00:26:13,827 --> 00:26:16,577 She thought I was ridiculous, too. The next day, she broke up with me. 509 00:26:17,163 --> 00:26:18,123 I don't blame her. 510 00:26:18,206 --> 00:26:19,866 That's not even a sad movie. 511 00:26:19,958 --> 00:26:21,168 I wasn't crying 'cause it was sad. 512 00:26:21,251 --> 00:26:23,211 I was crying about the predicament Truman was in. 513 00:26:23,295 --> 00:26:24,835 The predicament was bullshit. 514 00:26:24,921 --> 00:26:27,881 There's cameras everywhere for 30 years and he didn't see one. 515 00:26:29,134 --> 00:26:31,594 I think his predicament was that 516 00:26:31,678 --> 00:26:35,808 he spent his whole life on the set of a TV show. I don't know if... 517 00:26:35,890 --> 00:26:38,180 maybe you can empathize with that. 518 00:26:38,768 --> 00:26:42,058 Well, now I can't do the scene. I can't kiss someone that I hate. 519 00:26:42,147 --> 00:26:43,687 It's my first kiss! 520 00:26:43,773 --> 00:26:47,403 Arya, I'm not going to lie to you. This situation sucks. 521 00:26:47,485 --> 00:26:51,655 Okay? It sucks. 522 00:26:52,782 --> 00:26:55,412 But you know what you can do nobody else can? 523 00:26:56,536 --> 00:27:00,326 You can take all that sadness and all that anger, 524 00:27:00,415 --> 00:27:02,245 and go out there and use it. 525 00:27:04,002 --> 00:27:05,632 And make gold. 526 00:27:09,257 --> 00:27:10,587 I don't even know. 527 00:27:15,472 --> 00:27:17,642 Believe in yourself, Arya. 528 00:27:17,724 --> 00:27:19,984 You got this. 529 00:27:20,060 --> 00:27:21,270 Stop. 530 00:27:22,729 --> 00:27:24,359 When it comes down to it, I'm this... 531 00:27:25,857 --> 00:27:28,317 -lonely piece of shit... Mm-hmm. 532 00:27:28,401 --> 00:27:31,321 sitting in a booth... 533 00:27:31,404 --> 00:27:37,544 just spouting out ego over the airwaves, every second of the day. 534 00:27:37,619 --> 00:27:40,459 Just... "Listen to me! Listen to me!" 535 00:27:41,039 --> 00:27:44,539 -Your boyfriend really can talk a lot. That's the whole thing. 536 00:27:44,626 --> 00:27:46,586 He's not my boyfriend. Why would you say that? 537 00:27:46,669 --> 00:27:48,249 'Cause of the connection you have. 538 00:27:48,338 --> 00:27:51,088 We're colleagues. This is work for me. 539 00:27:51,174 --> 00:27:53,434 You're available? Do you think we can be a couple? 540 00:27:53,510 --> 00:27:54,970 No, I have a boyfriend. 541 00:27:55,553 --> 00:27:57,563 That's clear. That is clear. 542 00:27:57,639 --> 00:27:59,929 You know what would help you? 543 00:28:01,184 --> 00:28:04,444 Start getting really, really honest with yourself. 544 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,480 I mean, really honest. 545 00:28:09,651 --> 00:28:13,321 I lied. I lied in my book 546 00:28:14,114 --> 00:28:16,704 because I didn't think the truth was enough, 547 00:28:16,783 --> 00:28:18,793 because I didn't think I was enough. 548 00:28:18,868 --> 00:28:22,538 Even the blind kid story you told that got partial vision back? 549 00:28:22,622 --> 00:28:23,872 He's dead. 550 00:28:23,957 --> 00:28:26,127 -Jesus Christ. -Oh, wow. 551 00:28:26,209 --> 00:28:29,459 When I called those people to see how they were doing, 552 00:28:29,546 --> 00:28:32,626 they were all significantly... 553 00:28:33,258 --> 00:28:35,638 more fucked up than they were... 554 00:28:37,929 --> 00:28:39,009 before. 555 00:28:39,597 --> 00:28:41,727 There it is. Let it come. Let it... 556 00:28:41,808 --> 00:28:43,558 -There's the healing. -Healing's in the feelings, man. 557 00:28:43,643 --> 00:28:45,903 -There's your healing. -Healing's in the feelings. Yeah. 558 00:28:45,979 --> 00:28:47,649 -He's doing really good. -Yeah, he is. 559 00:28:48,648 --> 00:28:52,528 All right, Greg. So, if you stopped giving advice altogether, 560 00:28:52,610 --> 00:28:55,610 you just stop doing what you're doing, completely... 561 00:28:57,198 --> 00:28:58,198 who would you be? 562 00:28:58,283 --> 00:29:00,793 Wait, don't tell him to stop giving advice. 563 00:29:00,869 --> 00:29:03,579 That's why I'm here. I came down to ask my question. 564 00:29:03,663 --> 00:29:05,333 Dr. Greg, first-time caller. 565 00:29:05,415 --> 00:29:09,415 I got a question. I have a hard time getting off. 566 00:29:10,003 --> 00:29:13,723 Unless a stranger just punches me in the face. 567 00:29:13,798 --> 00:29:15,508 Is that wrong? 568 00:29:15,592 --> 00:29:19,352 And with that, it is time for us to get back to the office. 569 00:29:20,430 --> 00:29:21,260 Come on, Dr. Greg. 570 00:29:21,347 --> 00:29:23,807 Thank you so much, all of you. What a wonderful audience. 571 00:29:23,892 --> 00:29:26,232 And what a healing experience this has proved to be. 572 00:29:26,311 --> 00:29:28,101 Scene mark. 573 00:29:36,613 --> 00:29:39,163 Okay, settle, settle, please. 574 00:29:41,409 --> 00:29:44,159 And... action! 575 00:29:46,998 --> 00:29:49,328 Listen, I didn't want to have to ask, but I need your help. 576 00:29:49,417 --> 00:29:51,667 They're not gonna stop coming unless we close this hell mouth. 577 00:29:51,753 --> 00:29:53,713 Unbelievable! You told me to go home last night 578 00:29:53,797 --> 00:29:55,047 when you knew they were gonna attack. 579 00:29:55,131 --> 00:29:56,421 I wanted to protect you! 580 00:29:56,508 --> 00:29:58,968 Good. Great! You protected me. Now nine of us are dead. 581 00:29:59,052 --> 00:30:01,222 Fine. Want to know the real reason? 582 00:30:01,304 --> 00:30:02,934 We don't have time for anything else. 583 00:30:03,014 --> 00:30:06,184 I'd rather lose nine of them than one of you. Okay? 584 00:30:06,267 --> 00:30:07,307 What did you say? 585 00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:11,690 I can live without them, but I can't live without you. 586 00:30:27,580 --> 00:30:31,420 -Well, I can live without you. 587 00:30:37,298 --> 00:30:38,758 Was that okay? 588 00:30:40,301 --> 00:30:41,141 Yeah. 589 00:30:41,219 --> 00:30:43,389 Fuck... Cut! 590 00:30:43,471 --> 00:30:44,311 Cutting. 591 00:30:46,349 --> 00:30:47,889 Jesus Christ. 592 00:30:49,811 --> 00:30:51,481 I'm so embarrassed. 593 00:30:52,397 --> 00:30:53,567 Don't be. 594 00:30:53,648 --> 00:30:56,148 Look, I'm no stranger to public meltdowns. 595 00:30:57,277 --> 00:30:59,607 People heard that on their radios. 596 00:31:01,739 --> 00:31:05,489 Yeah, but this is where your low ratings actually serve you, 597 00:31:05,577 --> 00:31:07,867 because not that many people heard it. 598 00:31:09,497 --> 00:31:11,167 Bet you love this, don't you? 599 00:31:11,791 --> 00:31:14,461 Seeing me shattered with my guts on the floor? 600 00:31:14,544 --> 00:31:19,634 Yeah, but just because it's made you a little bit closer to a human being. 601 00:31:22,969 --> 00:31:25,179 Hey, someone bought your book. 602 00:31:27,223 --> 00:31:28,063 I appreciate it. 603 00:31:28,141 --> 00:31:30,441 Well, I charged it to the station. 604 00:31:34,606 --> 00:31:36,476 What are you gonna do with that? 605 00:31:37,692 --> 00:31:38,612 I don't know. 606 00:31:39,652 --> 00:31:43,532 Maybe Gus and I'll get jacked up on caffeine and act out chapters. 607 00:31:46,659 --> 00:31:47,829 Sounds like fun. 608 00:31:47,911 --> 00:31:50,161 Oh, it will be. 609 00:31:57,962 --> 00:32:00,302 -I'm gonna go to sleep. -Okay. 610 00:32:31,788 --> 00:32:34,168 -Hi. -Hey. Hello. 611 00:32:39,379 --> 00:32:40,509 -Hey. -Hi. 612 00:32:40,588 --> 00:32:42,508 Mmm. What's up? 613 00:32:42,590 --> 00:32:46,680 Well, Bertie and Randy went to dinner and a movie. 614 00:32:46,761 --> 00:32:48,221 Oh! Which movie? 615 00:32:49,806 --> 00:32:50,926 No... 616 00:32:54,894 --> 00:32:56,854 Ah. I see. 617 00:33:03,820 --> 00:33:05,610 You know what? We should fuck in this room. 618 00:33:05,697 --> 00:33:07,197 Let's fuck in every room. 619 00:33:12,036 --> 00:33:13,326 Oh, boy. 620 00:33:13,413 --> 00:33:16,123 We had sex in Bertie's room. 621 00:33:16,207 --> 00:33:19,627 I know. We're like two wolves, marking their territory. 622 00:33:19,711 --> 00:33:21,671 Like, "This is ours. Stay away!" 623 00:33:21,754 --> 00:33:23,344 She's never gonna know. 624 00:33:23,423 --> 00:33:24,843 -That's the best part. -I know. 625 00:33:24,924 --> 00:33:26,554 She'll never know. 626 00:33:29,220 --> 00:33:30,390 Crazy. 627 00:33:31,681 --> 00:33:33,311 How was it with Arya today? 628 00:33:33,391 --> 00:33:36,191 It was good. I mean, it got a little crazy there. 629 00:33:36,269 --> 00:33:40,109 She wasn't coming out of her trailer. Everybody was flipping out and... 630 00:33:40,940 --> 00:33:43,530 I don't know. I went in there, and we talked, 631 00:33:43,609 --> 00:33:47,109 and then she went out and she killed it. 632 00:33:48,114 --> 00:33:50,034 -Yeah, she was awesome. 633 00:33:50,116 --> 00:33:51,906 And not just like child actor good, 634 00:33:51,993 --> 00:33:55,503 I mean, like, Jessica Chastain good. Alicia Vikander good. 635 00:33:55,580 --> 00:33:57,120 Well, I love Chastain. 636 00:33:57,206 --> 00:33:58,286 She's the best. 637 00:33:59,751 --> 00:34:01,961 I don't know, it was cool. Like, I went in there... 638 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:06,970 and she was angry and sad. 639 00:34:07,050 --> 00:34:10,600 I said, "Just go out there and turn it into art." 640 00:34:13,222 --> 00:34:14,352 Felt like I was directing. 641 00:34:14,432 --> 00:34:17,232 Yeah, of course you did. 'Cause you're good. 642 00:34:17,310 --> 00:34:20,810 -Mmm... -You should just do it. Make your movie. 643 00:34:21,606 --> 00:34:24,896 Like the Rear Window thing? -Yes! 644 00:34:24,984 --> 00:34:26,744 Look, you saved money... 645 00:34:26,819 --> 00:34:28,529 You've got friends that could help. 646 00:34:28,613 --> 00:34:31,243 Just call in every favor and make the thing. 647 00:34:33,409 --> 00:34:35,539 That could be good. I could do that. That'd be easy. 648 00:34:35,620 --> 00:34:36,830 Yeah! Look at me. 649 00:34:36,913 --> 00:34:38,833 I didn't think I could be a producer, and I'm killing it. 650 00:34:39,415 --> 00:34:42,915 Yeah, I have to say, "I'm a director," and then I'm a director, so... 651 00:34:43,544 --> 00:34:46,094 -I'm a director. I can fucking do this. -You're a director! 652 00:34:46,672 --> 00:34:48,132 Are you hard again? 653 00:34:48,216 --> 00:34:49,466 I already came again. 654 00:34:49,550 --> 00:34:51,470 Well, then, we're gonna fuck! 655 00:34:51,552 --> 00:34:56,472 ♪ Baby, love is strange ♪ 656 00:34:58,392 --> 00:35:01,062 ♪ Many, many people ♪ 657 00:35:02,105 --> 00:35:04,605 ♪ They take it for a game ♪ 658 00:35:06,234 --> 00:35:08,954 ♪ My sweet baby ♪ 659 00:35:09,946 --> 00:35:12,116 ♪ Love is strange ♪ 660 00:35:12,657 --> 00:35:16,537 ♪ Yeah, yeah, many, many people ♪ 661 00:35:17,578 --> 00:35:20,038 ♪ Take it for a game ♪ 662 00:35:20,414 --> 00:35:23,884 ♪ Yeah, yeah, love is strange ♪ 663 00:35:26,003 --> 00:35:31,183 ♪ Love is strange ♪ 664 00:35:52,363 --> 00:35:56,453 ♪ Yeah, yeah, many, many people ♪ 665 00:35:57,702 --> 00:35:59,582 ♪ Take it for a game ♪ 666 00:35:59,662 --> 00:36:03,582 ♪ Yeah, yeah, love is strange ♪ ♪ Love is strange ♪