1 00:00:09,597 --> 00:00:13,347 In just a few moments, we'll be arriving at our first stop on the tour, 2 00:00:13,435 --> 00:00:17,015 the Freddy house from Nightmare on Elm Street. 3 00:00:17,105 --> 00:00:18,355 [murmuring] 4 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:22,610 I know that Freddy Krueger doesn't live in an actual house in the movie. 5 00:00:22,694 --> 00:00:23,994 We just call it the Freddy house. 6 00:00:24,070 --> 00:00:26,870 Thanks for pointing out the thing that everybody always points out. 7 00:00:26,948 --> 00:00:30,698 -[chuckles] -Hey, guys, I'm super hyped for this tour. 8 00:00:30,785 --> 00:00:32,865 Yeah. Me too, buddy. It's gonna be good. 9 00:00:32,954 --> 00:00:34,794 I don't want to set the bar too high here, 10 00:00:34,873 --> 00:00:38,333 but I truly feel this will be the best day of our lives. 11 00:00:38,418 --> 00:00:39,498 [laughing] 12 00:00:39,586 --> 00:00:42,706 I totally agree, and I've had a lot of good days. Whoa! 13 00:00:42,797 --> 00:00:44,007 [laughing] 14 00:00:44,090 --> 00:00:46,840 Okay, this is the best day of my life! 15 00:00:46,926 --> 00:00:48,926 [theme music playing] 16 00:01:05,737 --> 00:01:08,357 Hang on. Are these all scary movie locations? 17 00:01:08,448 --> 00:01:13,118 -You said movie locations. -No, I said horror movie locations. 18 00:01:13,620 --> 00:01:15,870 No, you didn't. I would've remembered if you'd said that. 19 00:01:16,122 --> 00:01:17,872 I hate horror movies. 20 00:01:17,957 --> 00:01:20,037 Why watch a movie that scares me? 21 00:01:20,126 --> 00:01:23,246 That's like watching a movie that makes me thirsty. 22 00:01:23,338 --> 00:01:25,718 Why would I want that? I don't like feeling that way. 23 00:01:26,382 --> 00:01:29,932 To your right is the house from A Nightmare on Elm Street, 24 00:01:30,011 --> 00:01:33,811 -the Freddy house. -Oh! Oh! 25 00:01:33,890 --> 00:01:35,430 [Chris] So cool! 26 00:01:35,517 --> 00:01:39,097 -[cell phone buzzes] -[Chris whoops] 27 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:42,150 Oh, that's unmistakable. 28 00:01:43,149 --> 00:01:44,069 Hello? 29 00:01:44,150 --> 00:01:45,490 [Mickey] I'm still at your place. 30 00:01:45,568 --> 00:01:47,488 I threw up in a dumpster. 31 00:01:47,570 --> 00:01:49,320 [tour guide] Notice the red door... 32 00:01:49,405 --> 00:01:51,525 Oh, my God. Holy shit, are you okay? 33 00:01:52,826 --> 00:01:55,866 Yeah, I think I just had to expel some stuff. 34 00:01:56,538 --> 00:01:59,118 Do you want me to come back? 35 00:01:59,207 --> 00:02:00,037 Or... 36 00:02:00,125 --> 00:02:03,285 Um... No. 37 00:02:04,045 --> 00:02:05,915 It's not that serious. I'll be fine. 38 00:02:06,631 --> 00:02:11,051 Okay, 'cause if you want me to, I'll gladly just drop this and come. 39 00:02:11,136 --> 00:02:14,346 I wouldn't wanna come unless you want me to. 40 00:02:15,140 --> 00:02:18,020 No, no, I'll be fine. You should stay. 41 00:02:18,101 --> 00:02:19,521 Okay. Uh... 42 00:02:19,602 --> 00:02:22,062 Well, you know, get better. 43 00:02:22,147 --> 00:02:24,727 If at any point you want me to come back, 44 00:02:24,816 --> 00:02:28,736 just give me a holler and I'll zoom right over. Okay? 45 00:02:29,237 --> 00:02:30,567 Okay. Thanks, Gus-Gus. 46 00:02:31,156 --> 00:02:35,576 Okay, thank you. I mean, get well. Okay, bye. 47 00:02:36,286 --> 00:02:38,496 [tour guide] To which Freddy replies, 48 00:02:39,164 --> 00:02:42,754 "Okay, but I get the first slice." 49 00:02:42,834 --> 00:02:45,044 [all laughing] 50 00:03:06,524 --> 00:03:10,364 Maybe we could ask this guy about any regular filming locations. 51 00:03:10,904 --> 00:03:13,914 Like Sheldon's house. Something light and fun. Like, where the Gilmore girls live? Ruby gets it. 52 00:03:18,453 --> 00:03:20,043 -You good, Gus? -Huh? -You good? -Yeah. Yeah. 53 00:03:21,789 --> 00:03:23,579 You seem a little disgruntled. 54 00:03:23,666 --> 00:03:25,706 Yeah. I don't know, I just-- 55 00:03:26,628 --> 00:03:28,918 I'm thinking maybe I should go check on Mickey. 56 00:03:29,005 --> 00:03:31,795 It feels weird to stay here and... I don't know. 57 00:03:31,883 --> 00:03:33,893 It feels like a test or something. 58 00:03:33,968 --> 00:03:35,638 If it sounds like a test, it's a test, right? 59 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:38,930 When has anyone ever been like, "Maybe this is a test?" 60 00:03:39,015 --> 00:03:41,015 Then it turns out it's not a test. 61 00:03:41,100 --> 00:03:43,560 I, one time, went to a Super Bowl party 62 00:03:43,645 --> 00:03:46,765 the same day my girlfriend found out she got Lyme disease. 63 00:03:47,273 --> 00:03:49,323 -I got an F on that test. -Yeah. 64 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:51,150 What do you think, Ruby? 65 00:03:51,945 --> 00:03:54,235 I had a bunch of edibles earlier. 66 00:03:54,322 --> 00:03:57,202 I'm not the type of person to answer relationship questions. 67 00:03:57,617 --> 00:04:00,287 -Okay, but what if you weren't on edibles? -Who's on edibles? 68 00:04:00,745 --> 00:04:04,745 Listen to me, Gus. Listen. You have to get back to that apartment. 69 00:04:05,250 --> 00:04:09,590 This is the fucking relationship LSATs and if you fail this thing, 70 00:04:09,671 --> 00:04:11,881 there'll be a day when you think you're cruising on easy street. 71 00:04:11,965 --> 00:04:14,755 Could be tomorrow, a week from now or months from now, 72 00:04:14,842 --> 00:04:16,052 where you're chilling and like, 73 00:04:16,135 --> 00:04:18,385 "Mickey, can you get me a granola bar off the fridge?" 74 00:04:18,471 --> 00:04:21,391 And she goes, "Why don't you get it off the bus?" 75 00:04:21,474 --> 00:04:24,064 That's her blindsiding you, and you don't wanna be blindsided. 76 00:04:24,143 --> 00:04:26,193 -Right. Okay. -Get off this bus. 77 00:04:26,938 --> 00:04:29,568 Excuse me. Excuse me, can you stop the bus? 78 00:04:29,649 --> 00:04:30,529 What? 79 00:04:31,025 --> 00:04:33,185 I'm sorry, can you stop the bus? 80 00:04:34,779 --> 00:04:37,239 Pull over the bus, Ed. We got a broken arrow. 81 00:04:39,450 --> 00:04:41,160 [Gus] Sorry, I just... 82 00:04:41,244 --> 00:04:42,704 Sorry, folks. 83 00:04:42,787 --> 00:04:46,077 This gentleman's become too scared by the horrors he's seen. He has to exit. 84 00:04:46,165 --> 00:04:49,125 I'm not scared, I gotta take care of my girlfriend. 85 00:04:49,502 --> 00:04:52,842 Whatever, buddy. You're not better than me 'cause you have a girlfriend. Okay? 86 00:04:53,589 --> 00:04:56,299 I-- I didn't mean that, that way. 87 00:04:56,384 --> 00:04:58,144 You brought up the girlfriend, so you think you're better 88 00:04:58,219 --> 00:04:59,679 and you think I don't have one, which you're right, 89 00:04:59,762 --> 00:05:00,932 but it's not important, so just leave. 90 00:05:06,561 --> 00:05:07,601 Awww! 91 00:05:08,813 --> 00:05:10,363 Mickey the sicky. 92 00:05:11,816 --> 00:05:12,726 Hey. 93 00:05:12,817 --> 00:05:15,567 What? What are you doing here? 94 00:05:15,653 --> 00:05:16,993 I wanted to come back. 95 00:05:17,071 --> 00:05:20,161 It didn't feel right for me to be out there while you're here, 96 00:05:20,241 --> 00:05:24,911 so I'm here. I wanna take care of you. Okay, so... 97 00:05:24,996 --> 00:05:26,706 You left your tour for me. 98 00:05:26,789 --> 00:05:29,379 I wanted to. It was the easiest decision. 99 00:05:29,459 --> 00:05:31,249 I wanna be here for you, okay? 100 00:05:31,961 --> 00:05:34,461 You can come closer to me 'cause I'm not contagious. 101 00:05:34,547 --> 00:05:36,007 It's food poisoning. 102 00:05:37,050 --> 00:05:38,010 Oh. 103 00:05:38,092 --> 00:05:41,352 Okay. Well, I'll come over to ya. 104 00:05:41,429 --> 00:05:42,639 -Hi. -Hey. 105 00:05:42,722 --> 00:05:45,812 Sorry, excuse me. I don't wanna sit on your little tootsies there. 106 00:05:45,892 --> 00:05:47,272 -You okay? -Mm-hmm. 107 00:05:47,351 --> 00:05:50,941 Yeah. So, why do you think it's food poisoning? 108 00:05:51,022 --> 00:05:54,532 'Cause when I got this crab cake at Seafood Now, 109 00:05:54,984 --> 00:05:57,904 as soon as I bit into it, it tasted rotten. 110 00:05:58,488 --> 00:06:01,318 I don't wanna talk about it too much 'cause it makes me wanna puke. 111 00:06:01,407 --> 00:06:03,117 I get that. I understand. 112 00:06:03,201 --> 00:06:05,121 Oh, God. Oh, God. 113 00:06:05,828 --> 00:06:07,408 -[exhales] -It's all right. 114 00:06:07,497 --> 00:06:08,457 [Mickey] Hmm. 115 00:06:09,082 --> 00:06:10,292 [tour guide] Buckle up, 116 00:06:10,375 --> 00:06:15,335 because our next stop is the Wallace house from the Halloween franchise. 117 00:06:15,421 --> 00:06:18,841 Uh-oh! Who's this? 118 00:06:18,925 --> 00:06:21,175 -[all gasping] -From the Halloween franchise, 119 00:06:21,260 --> 00:06:24,470 -one of our most famous portrayers... -Oh, my fucking God. 120 00:06:24,555 --> 00:06:27,135 of Michael Myers-- Glenn Michener. 121 00:06:27,225 --> 00:06:29,765 [all cheering] Yeah! 122 00:06:29,852 --> 00:06:31,102 Thanks. 123 00:06:31,187 --> 00:06:32,057 [Chris] Yeah! 124 00:06:32,146 --> 00:06:35,266 Please keep in mind that we will get inside. 125 00:06:35,358 --> 00:06:38,068 Try to remember that this is only possible due 126 00:06:38,152 --> 00:06:40,952 to the kindness of the homeowners. 127 00:06:41,030 --> 00:06:44,160 Have your fun, right? But also be respectful, 128 00:06:44,242 --> 00:06:47,792 because they are redoing the floors in the guest bath. 129 00:06:48,621 --> 00:06:52,211 -You got it, sir. -See? These guys get it. 130 00:06:52,291 --> 00:06:54,291 -[growls] -[all laughing] 131 00:06:54,377 --> 00:06:55,247 Yeah. 132 00:06:57,130 --> 00:06:59,050 [Gus] Hey, hey, hey. 133 00:07:02,051 --> 00:07:04,681 How you feeling? Feelin' better? 134 00:07:06,180 --> 00:07:07,890 [groans] 135 00:07:07,974 --> 00:07:09,064 What'd you get me? 136 00:07:09,142 --> 00:07:11,062 Oh, got you all kinds of goodies. 137 00:07:13,020 --> 00:07:14,150 Got you this little guy. 138 00:07:14,230 --> 00:07:19,740 [in high-pitched voice] I swam the Pacific to tell you, "Get well." 139 00:07:22,113 --> 00:07:23,573 Sorry, that's stupid. I don't even know. 140 00:07:23,656 --> 00:07:26,696 The guy made me get it, and I didn't really want to. 141 00:07:26,784 --> 00:07:29,544 But I got you some basics. 142 00:07:29,620 --> 00:07:35,670 Got you a little tea and some Pepto that you wanted. 143 00:07:36,419 --> 00:07:38,249 Did you get me an US Weekly? 144 00:07:38,337 --> 00:07:41,667 And I got you this. 145 00:07:42,675 --> 00:07:45,545 Just in case you were wondering if the stars were just like us. 146 00:07:45,636 --> 00:07:49,176 -I have been wondering. Thank you. -You're welcome. 147 00:07:49,265 --> 00:07:51,345 Thanks for getting all this stuff. 148 00:07:51,434 --> 00:07:52,394 Of course, baby. 149 00:07:53,311 --> 00:07:55,351 You want something to drink? 150 00:07:56,939 --> 00:07:58,769 Gatorade. 151 00:08:01,152 --> 00:08:03,152 You got blue Gatorade? 152 00:08:05,448 --> 00:08:08,198 From the way you said it, you love blue? 153 00:08:08,743 --> 00:08:12,913 I thought that was universally accepted as the worst flavor of Gatorade. 154 00:08:14,790 --> 00:08:17,380 Oh. Okay, sorry. 155 00:08:18,294 --> 00:08:22,094 It's just when you're super sick, you know exactly what you want. 156 00:08:22,381 --> 00:08:24,011 Okay, yeah, I guess. 157 00:08:26,552 --> 00:08:29,062 I can't believe they kept the same lights. 158 00:08:29,138 --> 00:08:31,178 -Even the Christmas lights. -His family was just sitting there. 159 00:08:31,974 --> 00:08:33,274 How was it? Was it scary? No. You fucked up. 160 00:08:34,727 --> 00:08:35,977 It's like a carnival in there. It's awesome. 161 00:08:36,062 --> 00:08:38,192 Yeah. Michael Myers fucking loves us. 162 00:08:38,272 --> 00:08:39,402 -Thanks to Kevin. -Yeah. 163 00:08:39,482 --> 00:08:41,692 All I did was act like I had no idea who he was. 164 00:08:41,776 --> 00:08:43,236 -Celebrities love that. -Yeah. 165 00:08:43,319 --> 00:08:45,279 I think it's 'cause it makes them feel like they're normal. 166 00:08:45,363 --> 00:08:46,533 But they're not, they're way better. Ten times better. 167 00:08:47,865 --> 00:08:53,075 So, near the end of the film, Jamie Lee Curtis starts saying to me, 168 00:08:53,162 --> 00:08:56,042 "Glenn, you're the best Mike Myers we've had." 169 00:08:56,123 --> 00:08:58,133 -And I'm like... -"The best." 170 00:08:58,209 --> 00:09:02,759 Yeah. I guess so. I guess it's a compliment. 171 00:09:02,838 --> 00:09:05,008 It is a compliment. That's very beautiful. 172 00:09:05,591 --> 00:09:07,091 So, you guys wanna do something? 173 00:09:07,635 --> 00:09:09,885 Uh... What do you mean? 174 00:09:09,971 --> 00:09:11,061 I don't know. 175 00:09:11,138 --> 00:09:14,308 Leave here, get a drink, hang out. Why not, right? 176 00:09:14,392 --> 00:09:16,102 -Yeah, we should do it. -[Beth] Sure. 177 00:09:16,185 --> 00:09:19,605 -I guess we could for a little bit. -Let's hang out with Glenn Michener. ♪ Soupy, soup, soup Everybody like the soup, soup ♪ 178 00:09:23,192 --> 00:09:27,112 ♪ Mickey, get some soup, soup Everybody love some soup ♪ 179 00:09:27,196 --> 00:09:29,316 Your phone buzzed. It looks like... 180 00:09:29,991 --> 00:09:32,081 your friends are hanging out with some old dude. 181 00:09:33,119 --> 00:09:34,619 [gasps] 182 00:09:34,704 --> 00:09:38,794 Holy shit! They're hanging out with Michael Myers. 183 00:09:39,584 --> 00:09:42,674 They're hanging out with this guy Glenn. He played Michael Myers. 184 00:09:42,753 --> 00:09:44,423 The cool thing about him was, 185 00:09:44,505 --> 00:09:47,165 he was this guy who put his own stamp on it. 186 00:09:49,427 --> 00:09:51,297 Doesn't matter, it's fine. 187 00:09:51,387 --> 00:09:54,097 Sorry, I'm just having a hard time following. 188 00:09:55,558 --> 00:09:57,808 [scoffs] Ah! 189 00:09:58,728 --> 00:10:02,568 Oh, my God. They're just hanging out with Glenn Michener. 190 00:10:03,357 --> 00:10:04,937 They're having a blast with Glenn Michener. 191 00:10:05,026 --> 00:10:06,566 He's got his arm around Ruby. 192 00:10:07,028 --> 00:10:08,068 So, what, 193 00:10:08,154 --> 00:10:10,664 Ruby and Glenn Michener are just like BFFs now? 194 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:14,240 What the fuck? Man... 195 00:10:26,130 --> 00:10:29,840 ♪ Truckin', got my chips cashed in ♪ 196 00:10:29,925 --> 00:10:33,545 ♪ Keep truckin' like the doodah man ♪ 197 00:10:33,638 --> 00:10:37,598 ♪ Together, more or less in line ♪ 198 00:10:37,683 --> 00:10:42,613 ♪ Just keep truckin' on ♪ 199 00:10:49,612 --> 00:10:52,662 ♪ Arrows of neon and flashing marquees out On Main Street ♪ 200 00:10:53,199 --> 00:10:56,119 ♪ Chicago, New York, Detroit And it's all the same street ♪ 201 00:10:56,952 --> 00:11:00,292 ♪ Your typical city involved In a typical daydream ♪ 202 00:11:01,332 --> 00:11:03,632 ♪ Hang it up And see what tomorrow brings ♪ 203 00:11:05,086 --> 00:11:08,706 ♪ Dallas got a soft machine ♪ 204 00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:12,678 ♪ Houston too close to New Orleans ♪ 205 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:16,640 ♪ New York got the ways and means ♪ 206 00:11:16,722 --> 00:11:20,942 ♪ But just won't let you be ♪ 207 00:11:21,602 --> 00:11:23,102 [exhales] 208 00:11:27,942 --> 00:11:30,902 ♪ Most of the cats that you meet On the street speak of true love ♪ ♪ Most of the time they're sitting And crying at home ♪ 209 00:11:35,449 --> 00:11:38,449 ♪ One of these days They know they gotta get going ♪ 210 00:11:40,121 --> 00:11:41,621 Hey there, bud. 211 00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:44,292 You okay? 212 00:11:45,126 --> 00:11:49,506 [grunts] No, I got this sharp pain in my stomach. 213 00:11:50,714 --> 00:11:55,054 I'm also really hot and then I get cold, and then... 214 00:11:56,345 --> 00:11:58,555 Fuck... Is this how you felt? 215 00:11:59,557 --> 00:12:01,557 I just threw up, so... 216 00:12:02,935 --> 00:12:04,595 You feel like you're gonna throw up? 217 00:12:06,564 --> 00:12:07,404 I do. 218 00:12:07,481 --> 00:12:09,981 I don't wanna talk about it, 'cause if I talk about it, 219 00:12:10,067 --> 00:12:14,157 then it's gonna happen, so let's just not go there. 220 00:12:14,238 --> 00:12:17,158 Let's just-- Let's shut up. 221 00:12:18,325 --> 00:12:19,655 Shut up now. 222 00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:24,580 I'm sorry. I really thought I had food poisoning. 223 00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:26,628 [groans] 224 00:12:26,709 --> 00:12:28,709 Why would you be sorry, Mickey? 225 00:12:29,753 --> 00:12:31,383 Well, 'cause you're sick. 226 00:12:32,465 --> 00:12:33,715 Right. 227 00:12:33,799 --> 00:12:38,929 Well, I'm sorry that I'm sick, 'cause now I can't take care of you. 228 00:12:39,013 --> 00:12:43,813 So, it really more sucks for you. So, sorry. 229 00:12:45,060 --> 00:12:49,110 No, I'm feeling like the nausea is passing, so I'm okay. 230 00:12:49,648 --> 00:12:50,858 [groaning] 231 00:12:53,027 --> 00:12:56,357 What are you doing? Stop hitting your head against the wall. 232 00:12:57,364 --> 00:13:00,084 -No. No. -No? 233 00:13:00,159 --> 00:13:01,239 [Gus] I don't like this. 234 00:13:01,327 --> 00:13:02,787 [Mickey] Okay, can I help? 235 00:13:02,870 --> 00:13:05,160 -[Gus] No. No. -No? 236 00:13:15,132 --> 00:13:18,472 I'm okay. It's all right, stay there. 237 00:13:18,552 --> 00:13:22,392 I don't like to be looked after. It makes me uncomfortable. 238 00:13:23,432 --> 00:13:26,192 I don't wanna be a pain in the butt to you. 239 00:13:28,979 --> 00:13:31,109 -Okay? -Okay. 240 00:13:32,316 --> 00:13:34,936 I'm sorry, I'm not trying to be a dick. I'm just... 241 00:13:36,153 --> 00:13:37,743 I just need to go off and... 242 00:13:38,906 --> 00:13:42,866 Like an animal does and just die or hibernate or something. 243 00:13:44,745 --> 00:13:46,285 I'm gonna leave the door open, 244 00:13:46,372 --> 00:13:49,882 so if you need anything, I'm not shutting you out, I just... 245 00:13:50,626 --> 00:13:52,746 [groans] Fuck. 246 00:14:14,149 --> 00:14:16,319 [panting] 247 00:14:37,464 --> 00:14:39,014 [vocalizing] 248 00:14:43,554 --> 00:14:46,274 -Thank you. -[Glenn] Take a shot, take a shot. 249 00:14:46,348 --> 00:14:48,558 -That's so many shot glasses. -Yes. Uh-huh. 250 00:14:48,642 --> 00:14:51,902 There's a lot of shot glasses for a lot of drinking. 251 00:14:51,979 --> 00:14:53,979 Now, to Michael Myers. 252 00:14:54,064 --> 00:14:54,944 Yeah. 253 00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:57,324 [all] To Michael Myers. 254 00:14:59,153 --> 00:15:00,533 [vocalizing] 255 00:15:04,241 --> 00:15:05,241 Yes! 256 00:15:06,493 --> 00:15:09,913 Let us get to rap sessioning. 257 00:15:09,997 --> 00:15:11,617 Come on. [grunts] 258 00:15:12,791 --> 00:15:16,001 -Shit. Fuck. God damn it. -You want help or are you... 259 00:15:16,086 --> 00:15:19,256 I got it. I got it. Cool, man. 260 00:15:19,340 --> 00:15:20,470 Cool. 261 00:15:20,549 --> 00:15:23,719 -Good tequila, right? -Yeah. 262 00:15:23,802 --> 00:15:25,642 So, rap session. 263 00:15:26,472 --> 00:15:29,642 -You guys are all horror buffs, right? -[Beth] Yeah. 264 00:15:29,725 --> 00:15:32,555 What's your favorite horror scary movie? 265 00:15:34,688 --> 00:15:37,358 I'm kind of scared right now, to be honest with you. 266 00:15:37,816 --> 00:15:40,066 [chuckles] These guys. 267 00:15:40,152 --> 00:15:44,622 You're a funny guy. Funny, that's what it's about. 268 00:15:45,658 --> 00:15:49,288 Okay. I'll ask another question then, funny guy. 269 00:15:49,828 --> 00:15:52,328 What is your greatest fear? 270 00:15:53,832 --> 00:15:55,832 Ghosts. Without a doubt, ghosts. 271 00:15:58,253 --> 00:16:00,423 We all know that ghosts don't exist. 272 00:16:00,923 --> 00:16:05,893 When you're dead, you're dead. That's it. End of story. 273 00:16:06,303 --> 00:16:07,973 Okay. What's your second biggest fear? 274 00:16:09,598 --> 00:16:11,678 Probably that my girlfriend will break up with me. 275 00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:13,141 [Chris] Hmm. 276 00:16:13,227 --> 00:16:16,057 -Okay. Let me see a pic of her. -A picture? 277 00:16:16,146 --> 00:16:19,816 Yeah, because my advice is to confront your fear. 278 00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:24,240 And that is telling me you need to dump her right now. Okay? 279 00:16:24,321 --> 00:16:26,411 -Who's got a pic? -I know I've got one here somewhere. 280 00:16:26,490 --> 00:16:27,910 -Hold on. -Here she is. 281 00:16:27,992 --> 00:16:30,082 [Glenn] Great. Okay. 282 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:36,040 Forget it! Oh, my gazoongas! [laughs] 283 00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:41,835 You have sold the farm and gone to heaven. You need to hang on to this one, right? 284 00:16:41,922 --> 00:16:43,552 That's my plan. 285 00:16:43,632 --> 00:16:46,392 -Ran-man, that's the plan. Okay. -Yeah. 286 00:16:48,387 --> 00:16:51,887 You're nothing to sneeze at yourself there, lady legs. 287 00:16:52,766 --> 00:16:54,976 Okay. No. 288 00:16:55,853 --> 00:16:59,443 No, thank you. But thanking you a lot. 289 00:17:01,525 --> 00:17:03,775 How about you, man in jeans? 290 00:17:04,737 --> 00:17:05,607 What? 291 00:17:06,947 --> 00:17:09,237 Yeah. So, you guys like to party? 292 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:13,750 -I don't know if I wanna party with... -I like parties. Parties are great. 293 00:17:13,829 --> 00:17:15,789 [Glenn] Okay. All right. 294 00:17:15,873 --> 00:17:19,543 Let me whip up some popcorn. Stay right here. Okay? 295 00:17:21,420 --> 00:17:23,510 We gotta get the fuck out of here immediately. 296 00:17:23,589 --> 00:17:25,089 -Yeah. This is getting weird. -Come on. 297 00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:27,894 I hope you guys like relaxing butter. 298 00:17:29,219 --> 00:17:30,929 -[Chris] I'm out of here. -[Beth] He's creepy. 299 00:17:31,013 --> 00:17:33,563 -We can't leave without saying goodbye. -[Beth] Who is he? 300 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:36,520 [Randy] Chris, come back. Guys, he's making us popcorn. 301 00:17:36,602 --> 00:17:37,692 -[Chris] It's stuck. -[Kevin] Other way. 302 00:17:37,770 --> 00:17:39,310 What are you doing? You keep locking and unlocking it. 303 00:17:39,396 --> 00:17:41,766 -[Chris] It's stuck. I'm turning it! -[Kevin] What is wrong with you? 304 00:17:41,857 --> 00:17:42,857 [Randy] Chris! 305 00:17:42,941 --> 00:17:46,401 Guys, he's popping up popcorn for us. 306 00:17:47,946 --> 00:17:52,486 Okay. So, I whipped up a small batch, just half a bowl... 307 00:17:53,744 --> 00:17:56,044 Where did everyone go? 308 00:17:56,121 --> 00:18:00,001 Those guys... they don't like butter in their popcorn. 309 00:18:00,084 --> 00:18:03,964 They had to work early, so they couldn't have slippery fingers. 310 00:18:04,922 --> 00:18:06,132 You know what? 311 00:18:06,882 --> 00:18:09,802 Fuck 'em. That's right. Fuck those guys. 312 00:18:09,885 --> 00:18:13,925 -More for us, right? Yeah! -Yeah! 313 00:18:14,014 --> 00:18:16,354 -Let's chow down, man. -Glenn! 314 00:18:34,910 --> 00:18:36,120 Knock, knock. 315 00:18:39,289 --> 00:18:40,619 Hey. 316 00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:44,247 -Tried your blue Gatorade. -Yay. 317 00:18:44,336 --> 00:18:47,206 -Wasn't that bad, actually. -It's pretty good, right? 318 00:18:51,468 --> 00:18:52,718 Do you want some? 319 00:18:54,221 --> 00:18:56,681 Let's see. Let's test this out. 320 00:19:05,941 --> 00:19:06,861 That's good stuff. 321 00:19:08,944 --> 00:19:10,494 I'll love it forever. 322 00:19:15,159 --> 00:19:17,869 Can I sit with you, or do you still wanna be alone? 323 00:19:19,872 --> 00:19:22,882 Ah... Come here. Come here. 324 00:19:24,334 --> 00:19:26,924 My Mickey. Come here. 325 00:19:28,338 --> 00:19:32,678 -Let's be sick. Let's be sick. -[groans] 326 00:19:39,141 --> 00:19:42,641 Really took it out of me. I don't even think Stella got this sick. 327 00:19:44,104 --> 00:19:45,274 Wait, Stella was sick? 328 00:19:49,026 --> 00:19:53,906 -Yeah. -Sick how? Like, us sick? 329 00:19:57,659 --> 00:19:59,789 Now that I think about it, yeah. 330 00:19:59,870 --> 00:20:04,000 After her, maybe a couple other people got sick. 331 00:20:06,251 --> 00:20:08,211 What the fuck? 332 00:20:08,295 --> 00:20:09,755 Mickey, that's... 333 00:20:10,631 --> 00:20:13,261 That's fine, but that's baffling to me, 334 00:20:14,176 --> 00:20:19,096 'cause if I was working somewhere and somebody I worked with got sick, 335 00:20:19,181 --> 00:20:21,601 and then I saw two or three other people getting sick, 336 00:20:21,683 --> 00:20:25,353 I would be like, "I need to Purell like a motherfucker now 337 00:20:25,437 --> 00:20:28,687 and quarantine myself from the rest of the universe." 338 00:20:28,774 --> 00:20:31,284 I'm sorry that I'm not a germophobe like you. 339 00:20:31,777 --> 00:20:34,817 Don't make me out to be Howard Hughes, okay? 340 00:20:34,905 --> 00:20:36,905 It's just being responsible. 341 00:20:36,990 --> 00:20:39,200 If I got sick, I would know 342 00:20:39,284 --> 00:20:42,294 where I got sick, how I got sick, why, when. 343 00:20:44,414 --> 00:20:47,714 It's just baffling to me. I don't understand it. 344 00:20:51,129 --> 00:20:53,339 Sorry. Jesus. 345 00:20:54,132 --> 00:20:56,222 I fucked up and you're perfect. What do you want me to say? 346 00:20:56,301 --> 00:21:01,011 I just-- I don't know how you could be foggy about this. 347 00:21:01,098 --> 00:21:02,268 Do you-- 348 00:21:03,058 --> 00:21:04,638 Do you think? [snickers] 349 00:21:05,394 --> 00:21:08,114 Do you not care? Where's your head? 350 00:21:15,362 --> 00:21:17,612 -So mean. -I'm not trying to be mean. 351 00:21:17,698 --> 00:21:19,908 Maybe I was foggy because I was sick. 352 00:21:19,992 --> 00:21:21,452 [Gus exhales] 353 00:21:21,535 --> 00:21:23,655 I'm not trying to be mean. 354 00:21:23,745 --> 00:21:29,075 I'm just saying what I would do in the situation and you didn't do it. 355 00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:31,877 I guess your priorities are different, and that's fine, but... 356 00:21:31,962 --> 00:21:35,922 That fucking crab cake tasted rotten last night, Gus. 357 00:21:36,008 --> 00:21:38,548 And I wasn't sick and then I just threw up. 358 00:21:38,635 --> 00:21:41,305 Doesn't that sound like food poisoning to you? 359 00:21:43,724 --> 00:21:44,644 [grunts] 360 00:21:47,060 --> 00:21:48,020 What? 361 00:21:48,103 --> 00:21:49,943 I gotta go to the bathroom again... 362 00:21:51,064 --> 00:21:53,984 because I'm sick. Because I'm fucking sick. 363 00:21:54,067 --> 00:21:58,947 I gotta go to the bathroom again, and it's just a hell, nightmarescape. 364 00:22:00,699 --> 00:22:05,119 It's nights like these that really put hair on your nipples. 365 00:22:06,913 --> 00:22:07,963 Randy? 366 00:22:08,749 --> 00:22:11,289 I've got, like, a confession to make. 367 00:22:12,336 --> 00:22:14,086 -You do? -Yeah. 368 00:22:14,838 --> 00:22:19,888 I lied to you earlier when you opened up about your fear of the paranormal. 369 00:22:20,344 --> 00:22:22,054 Hmm. What do you mean? 370 00:22:22,888 --> 00:22:28,438 I'm talking about ghosts, Randy. Ghosts are fucking real. 371 00:22:29,269 --> 00:22:31,399 Come on. No, they're not. I'm stupid. 372 00:22:32,397 --> 00:22:36,187 They're as real as real can be. 373 00:22:36,985 --> 00:22:38,815 As real as aliens. 374 00:22:40,322 --> 00:22:43,832 I used to be king of the world. 375 00:22:43,909 --> 00:22:48,249 I used to be Michael fucking Myers. 376 00:22:49,206 --> 00:22:50,956 And now look at me. 377 00:22:51,792 --> 00:22:53,002 A loser. 378 00:22:54,252 --> 00:22:58,672 I've shrunk about a half an inch over the past year. 379 00:22:59,591 --> 00:23:00,881 I lost... 380 00:23:01,551 --> 00:23:02,721 no weight. 381 00:23:04,221 --> 00:23:06,391 I'm broke. 382 00:23:06,973 --> 00:23:09,733 And I live in a shithole of an apartment. 383 00:23:12,479 --> 00:23:18,569 So, you wanna know how I know that ghosts exist, Randy? 384 00:23:20,070 --> 00:23:22,740 You're looking at one. Right now. 385 00:23:24,991 --> 00:23:26,031 But... 386 00:23:27,035 --> 00:23:29,405 it's a metaphor. It's a metaphor. 387 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:36,250 Do you know what it's like to have a mask on most of the day? 388 00:23:37,337 --> 00:23:38,917 Well, I'll tell you something. 389 00:23:39,756 --> 00:23:41,836 It's not fun. 390 00:23:41,925 --> 00:23:45,135 Anybody could be under that mask. 391 00:23:45,971 --> 00:23:47,811 I'm not kidding myself. 392 00:23:48,723 --> 00:23:55,653 One day, I was so hungover, I had to get my cousin to take my place... 393 00:23:57,315 --> 00:24:02,355 and nobody even noticed when he was Mike Myers. 394 00:24:02,946 --> 00:24:05,316 And he's a fucking CPA. 395 00:24:06,658 --> 00:24:12,458 And now, now that I've gotten really real and, you know, street with you, 396 00:24:12,539 --> 00:24:16,459 I was like, "You're gonna leave me, just like your friends. 397 00:24:16,918 --> 00:24:19,338 Just like everybody leaves me." 398 00:24:19,421 --> 00:24:20,261 Hey... 399 00:24:22,382 --> 00:24:23,762 I'm not going anywhere. 400 00:24:24,634 --> 00:24:27,354 You're the reason that I'm so scared of horror movies. 401 00:24:27,971 --> 00:24:30,101 No. Stop it. 402 00:24:30,182 --> 00:24:31,852 The choices that you made... 403 00:24:32,726 --> 00:24:36,726 like, you would move all stiff, like you couldn't move at all. 404 00:24:36,813 --> 00:24:37,773 [Glenn] Yeah. 405 00:24:37,856 --> 00:24:41,226 Then all of a sudden, you would run super, super fast. 406 00:24:41,318 --> 00:24:42,688 Yeah, that's my trademark. 407 00:24:42,777 --> 00:24:46,947 But, now that I've met you, I met the real you. 408 00:24:47,741 --> 00:24:49,831 The man behind the mask, you know? 409 00:24:51,036 --> 00:24:52,446 I'm not scared anymore. 410 00:24:53,205 --> 00:24:55,285 I never have to be scared again, because... 411 00:24:56,249 --> 00:24:58,079 you're more than a mask. You're like... 412 00:24:59,211 --> 00:25:01,001 you're like my hero. 413 00:25:02,714 --> 00:25:04,344 You don't have to say that. 414 00:25:05,592 --> 00:25:06,892 [Randy] It's true. 415 00:25:07,886 --> 00:25:09,386 You're Michael Myers. 416 00:25:11,348 --> 00:25:12,388 No. 417 00:25:13,183 --> 00:25:14,643 Even better. 418 00:25:15,727 --> 00:25:17,347 You're Glenn Michener. 419 00:25:17,771 --> 00:25:21,531 Randy, I just wanted to say that... 420 00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:23,609 maybe... 421 00:25:24,402 --> 00:25:27,362 if you're not doing anything, maybe... 422 00:25:28,114 --> 00:25:31,034 we could watch one of the Halloweens? 423 00:25:33,286 --> 00:25:36,076 -I'd like that a lot. -Great. 424 00:25:36,164 --> 00:25:39,384 I'll fire up the VCR. It's in the bedroom. 425 00:25:46,383 --> 00:25:47,433 [groans] 426 00:25:48,593 --> 00:25:52,263 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck, this sucks. 427 00:25:52,347 --> 00:25:54,847 This fucking sucks, Mickey. 428 00:25:54,933 --> 00:25:56,813 If I had known you were contagious... 429 00:25:56,893 --> 00:25:58,943 You would have gone and hung out with your friends, 430 00:25:59,020 --> 00:26:00,810 which is what you wanted to do anyway? 431 00:26:01,690 --> 00:26:03,530 [sighs] I would've steered clear of you. I would've washed my hands. I wouldn't have kissed you. 432 00:26:05,527 --> 00:26:09,607 This is why I did not want your help, because there's always strings attached. 433 00:26:10,156 --> 00:26:13,616 There are no strings attached to this, Mickey. Okay? 434 00:26:13,702 --> 00:26:17,622 It's not actually help when you expect something in return. 435 00:26:17,706 --> 00:26:19,746 -You're always keeping score. -I'm not keeping score. 436 00:26:19,833 --> 00:26:22,713 You can't believe I'd wanna be here for you. 437 00:26:22,794 --> 00:26:24,714 Yeah, and you know why I don't believe that? 438 00:26:24,796 --> 00:26:27,506 'Cause when I told you I was sick, you hesitated. 439 00:26:27,591 --> 00:26:29,051 No, I didn't wanna come running to you, 440 00:26:29,134 --> 00:26:31,144 because I know that'd be a turn off for you. 441 00:26:31,219 --> 00:26:32,219 What? 442 00:26:32,804 --> 00:26:34,564 You want me to be an asshole boyfriend. 443 00:26:34,639 --> 00:26:37,099 You want me to be the guy who's hanging out with his friends 444 00:26:37,183 --> 00:26:39,733 and treats you like shit. I don't know. 445 00:26:39,811 --> 00:26:41,521 Yeah, you don't fucking know! 446 00:26:41,604 --> 00:26:44,734 I dated that guy 16 times. I don't want that shit anymore. 447 00:26:44,816 --> 00:26:49,566 I don't wanna be the codependent, clingy guy who comes on too strong-- 448 00:26:49,654 --> 00:26:51,164 Be whoever you are! 449 00:26:51,239 --> 00:26:52,819 Then I'm the guy who does stupid shit 450 00:26:52,907 --> 00:26:53,947 because he's scared of getting hurt. 451 00:26:54,034 --> 00:26:56,834 Yeah. Guess what. So's everybody! 452 00:26:56,911 --> 00:27:00,251 Why are you yelling at me? I just want you to feel better! 453 00:27:00,332 --> 00:27:02,082 I know that you want me to be better 'cause you love me! 454 00:27:02,167 --> 00:27:03,747 Yeah, and you love me! 455 00:27:07,464 --> 00:27:08,474 [breathing heavily] [chuckles] 456 00:27:21,144 --> 00:27:22,154 I love you. 457 00:27:23,396 --> 00:27:25,016 I love you, too. 458 00:27:30,362 --> 00:27:31,952 -This is so dumb. -I know. 459 00:27:32,030 --> 00:27:33,450 Stupid. 460 00:27:34,115 --> 00:27:35,615 I'm sorry I got you sick. 461 00:27:37,702 --> 00:27:39,542 [scoffs] We'll get through it. 462 00:27:42,957 --> 00:27:43,997 Come here. 463 00:27:51,925 --> 00:27:54,545 ♪ I like your toothy smile ♪ 464 00:27:57,472 --> 00:28:00,812 ♪ It never fails to beguile ♪ 465 00:28:03,269 --> 00:28:06,479 ♪ Whichever way the wind is blowing ♪ 466 00:28:08,775 --> 00:28:12,025 ♪ I like the way this is going ♪ 467 00:28:17,325 --> 00:28:20,325 ♪ I like the color of your hair ♪ 468 00:28:23,289 --> 00:28:26,079 ♪ I think we make a handsome pair ♪ 469 00:28:28,461 --> 00:28:32,131 ♪ I can only see my love growing ♪ 470 00:28:34,008 --> 00:28:37,388 ♪ I like the way this is going ♪ 471 00:28:39,973 --> 00:28:43,273 ♪ I like to watch TV with you ♪ 472 00:28:45,603 --> 00:28:50,113 ♪ There's really nothing That I would rather do ♪ 473 00:28:51,192 --> 00:28:54,072 ♪ Then maybe we can go to bed ♪ 474 00:28:56,740 --> 00:29:00,030 ♪ And get up and do it all again ♪