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In just a few moments, we'll be arriving
at our first stop on the tour,
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the Freddy house
from Nightmare on Elm Street.
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[murmuring]
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I know that Freddy Krueger doesn't live
in an actual house in the movie.
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We just call it the Freddy house.
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Thanks for pointing out the thing
that everybody always points out.
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-[chuckles]
-Hey, guys, I'm super hyped for this tour.
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Yeah. Me too, buddy.
It's gonna be good.
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I don't want to set the bar too high here,
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but I truly feel this will be the best day
of our lives.
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[laughing]
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I totally agree,
and I've had a lot of good days. Whoa!
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[laughing]
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Okay, this is the best day of my life!
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[theme music playing]
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Hang on.
Are these all scary movie locations?
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-You said movie locations.
-No, I said horror movie locations.
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No, you didn't. I would've remembered
if you'd said that.
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I hate horror movies.
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Why watch a movie that scares me?
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That's like watching a movie
that makes me thirsty.
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Why would I want that?
I don't like feeling that way.
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To your right is the house
from A Nightmare on Elm Street,
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-the Freddy house.
-Oh! Oh!
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[Chris] So cool!
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-[cell phone buzzes]
-[Chris whoops]
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Oh, that's unmistakable.
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Hello?
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[Mickey] I'm still at your place.
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I threw up in a dumpster.
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[tour guide] Notice the red door...
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Oh, my God. Holy shit, are you okay?
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Yeah, I think
I just had to expel some stuff.
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Do you want me to come back?
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Or...
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Um... No.
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It's not that serious. I'll be fine.
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Okay, 'cause if you want me to,
I'll gladly just drop this and come.
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I wouldn't wanna come
unless you want me to.
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No, no, I'll be fine. You should stay.
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Okay. Uh...
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Well, you know, get better.
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If at any point you want me to come back,
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just give me a holler
and I'll zoom right over. Okay?
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Okay. Thanks, Gus-Gus.
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Okay, thank you. I mean, get well.
Okay, bye.
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[tour guide] To which Freddy replies,
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"Okay, but I get the first slice."
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[all laughing]
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Maybe we could ask this guy
about any regular filming locations.
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Like Sheldon's house.
Something light and fun. Like, where the Gilmore girls live?
Ruby gets it.
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-You good, Gus?
-Huh? -You good?
-Yeah. Yeah.
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You seem a little disgruntled.
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Yeah. I don't know, I just--
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I'm thinking maybe
I should go check on Mickey.
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It feels weird to stay here
and... I don't know.
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It feels like a test or something.
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If it sounds like a test,
it's a test, right?
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When has anyone ever been like,
"Maybe this is a test?"
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Then it turns out it's not a test.
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I, one time, went to a Super Bowl party
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the same day my girlfriend
found out she got Lyme disease.
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-I got an F on that test.
-Yeah.
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What do you think, Ruby?
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I had a bunch of edibles earlier.
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I'm not the type of person
to answer relationship questions.
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-Okay, but what if you weren't on edibles?
-Who's on edibles?
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Listen to me, Gus. Listen.
You have to get back to that apartment.
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This is the fucking relationship LSATs
and if you fail this thing,
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there'll be a day when you think
you're cruising on easy street.
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Could be tomorrow, a week from now
or months from now,
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where you're chilling and like,
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"Mickey, can you get me
a granola bar off the fridge?"
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And she goes,
"Why don't you get it off the bus?"
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That's her blindsiding you,
and you don't wanna be blindsided.
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-Right. Okay.
-Get off this bus.
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Excuse me. Excuse me,
can you stop the bus?
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What?
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I'm sorry, can you stop the bus?
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Pull over the bus, Ed.
We got a broken arrow.
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[Gus] Sorry, I just...
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Sorry, folks.
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This gentleman's become too scared
by the horrors he's seen. He has to exit.
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I'm not scared,
I gotta take care of my girlfriend.
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Whatever, buddy. You're not better than me
'cause you have a girlfriend. Okay?
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I-- I didn't mean that, that way.
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You brought up the girlfriend,
so you think you're better
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and you think I don't have one,
which you're right,
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but it's not important, so just leave.
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Awww!
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Mickey the sicky.
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Hey.
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What? What are you doing here?
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I wanted to come back.
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It didn't feel right for me
to be out there while you're here,
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so I'm here. I wanna take care of you.
Okay, so...
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You left your tour for me.
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I wanted to.
It was the easiest decision.
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I wanna be here for you, okay?
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You can come closer to me
'cause I'm not contagious.
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It's food poisoning.
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Oh.
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Okay. Well, I'll come over to ya.
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-Hi.
-Hey.
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Sorry, excuse me. I don't wanna sit on
your little tootsies there.
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-You okay?
-Mm-hmm.
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Yeah. So, why do you think
it's food poisoning?
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'Cause when I got this crab cake
at Seafood Now,
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as soon as I bit into it,
it tasted rotten.
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I don't wanna talk about it too much
'cause it makes me wanna puke.
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I get that. I understand.
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Oh, God. Oh, God.
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-[exhales]
-It's all right.
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[Mickey] Hmm.
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[tour guide] Buckle up,
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because our next stop is the Wallace house
from the Halloween franchise.
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Uh-oh! Who's this?
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-[all gasping]
-From the Halloween franchise,
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-one of our most famous portrayers...
-Oh, my fucking God.
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of Michael Myers-- Glenn Michener.
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[all cheering] Yeah!
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Thanks.
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[Chris] Yeah!
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Please keep in mind
that we will get inside.
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Try to remember
that this is only possible due
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to the kindness of the homeowners.
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Have your fun, right?
But also be respectful,
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because they are redoing the floors
in the guest bath.
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-You got it, sir.
-See? These guys get it.
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-[growls]
-[all laughing]
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Yeah.
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[Gus] Hey, hey, hey.
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How you feeling? Feelin' better?
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[groans]
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What'd you get me?
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Oh, got you all kinds of goodies.
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Got you this little guy.
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[in high-pitched voice] I swam
the Pacific to tell you, "Get well."
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Sorry, that's stupid. I don't even know.
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The guy made me get it,
and I didn't really want to.
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But I got you some basics.
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Got you a little tea
and some Pepto that you wanted.
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Did you get me an US Weekly?
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And I got you this.
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Just in case you were wondering
if the stars were just like us.
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-I have been wondering. Thank you.
-You're welcome.
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Thanks for getting all this stuff.
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Of course, baby.
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You want something to drink?
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Gatorade.
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You got blue Gatorade?
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From the way you said it, you love blue?
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I thought that was universally accepted
as the worst flavor of Gatorade.
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Oh. Okay, sorry.
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It's just when you're super sick,
you know exactly what you want.
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Okay, yeah, I guess.
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I can't believe they kept the same lights.
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-Even the Christmas lights.
-His family was just sitting there.
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How was it? Was it scary? No. You fucked up.
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It's like a carnival in there.
It's awesome.
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Yeah. Michael Myers fucking loves us.
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-Thanks to Kevin.
-Yeah.
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All I did was act like
I had no idea who he was.
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-Celebrities love that.
-Yeah.
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I think it's 'cause
it makes them feel like they're normal.
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But they're not, they're way better. Ten times better.
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So, near the end of the film,
Jamie Lee Curtis starts saying to me,
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"Glenn, you're the best Mike Myers
we've had."
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-And I'm like...
-"The best."
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Yeah. I guess so.
I guess it's a compliment.
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It is a compliment.
That's very beautiful.
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So, you guys wanna do something?
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Uh... What do you mean?
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I don't know.
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Leave here, get a drink, hang out.
Why not, right?
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-Yeah, we should do it.
-[Beth] Sure.
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-I guess we could for a little bit.
-Let's hang out with Glenn Michener. ♪ Soupy, soup, soup
Everybody like the soup, soup ♪
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♪ Mickey, get some soup, soup
Everybody love some soup ♪
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Your phone buzzed. It looks like...
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your friends are hanging out
with some old dude.
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[gasps]
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Holy shit!
They're hanging out with Michael Myers.
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They're hanging out with this guy Glenn.
He played Michael Myers.
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The cool thing about him was,
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he was this guy
who put his own stamp on it.
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Doesn't matter, it's fine.
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Sorry, I'm just having
a hard time following.
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[scoffs] Ah!
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Oh, my God. They're just hanging out
with Glenn Michener.
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They're having a blast
with Glenn Michener.
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He's got his arm around Ruby.
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So, what,
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Ruby and Glenn Michener
are just like BFFs now?
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What the fuck? Man...
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♪ Truckin', got my chips cashed in ♪
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♪ Keep truckin' like the doodah man ♪
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♪ Together, more or less in line ♪
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♪ Just keep truckin' on ♪
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♪ Arrows of neon and flashing marquees out
On Main Street ♪
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♪ Chicago, New York, Detroit
And it's all the same street ♪
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♪ Your typical city involved
In a typical daydream ♪
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♪ Hang it up
And see what tomorrow brings ♪
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♪ Dallas got a soft machine ♪
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♪ Houston too close to New Orleans ♪
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♪ New York got the ways and means ♪
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♪ But just won't let you be ♪
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[exhales]
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♪ Most of the cats that you meet
On the street speak of true love ♪ ♪ Most of the time they're sitting
And crying at home ♪
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♪ One of these days
They know they gotta get going ♪
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Hey there, bud.
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You okay?
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[grunts] No, I got this sharp pain
in my stomach.
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I'm also really hot and then I get cold,
and then...
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Fuck... Is this how you felt?
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I just threw up, so...
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You feel like you're gonna throw up?
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I do.
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I don't wanna talk about it,
'cause if I talk about it,
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then it's gonna happen,
so let's just not go there.
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Let's just-- Let's shut up.
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Shut up now.
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I'm sorry. I really thought
I had food poisoning.
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[groans]
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Why would you be sorry, Mickey?
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Well, 'cause you're sick.
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Right.
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Well, I'm sorry that I'm sick,
'cause now I can't take care of you.
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So, it really more sucks for you.
So, sorry.
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No, I'm feeling
like the nausea is passing, so I'm okay.
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[groaning]
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What are you doing?
Stop hitting your head against the wall.
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-No. No.
-No?
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[Gus] I don't like this.
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[Mickey] Okay, can I help?
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-[Gus] No. No.
-No?
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I'm okay. It's all right, stay there.
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I don't like to be looked after.
It makes me uncomfortable.
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I don't wanna be a pain in the butt
to you.
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-Okay?
-Okay.
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I'm sorry, I'm not trying to be a dick.
I'm just...
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I just need to go off and...
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Like an animal does and just die
or hibernate or something.
243
00:13:44,745 --> 00:13:46,285
I'm gonna leave the door open,
244
00:13:46,372 --> 00:13:49,882
so if you need anything,
I'm not shutting you out, I just...
245
00:13:50,626 --> 00:13:52,746
[groans] Fuck.
246
00:14:14,149 --> 00:14:16,319
[panting]
247
00:14:37,464 --> 00:14:39,014
[vocalizing]
248
00:14:43,554 --> 00:14:46,274
-Thank you.
-[Glenn] Take a shot, take a shot.
249
00:14:46,348 --> 00:14:48,558
-That's so many shot glasses.
-Yes. Uh-huh.
250
00:14:48,642 --> 00:14:51,902
There's a lot of shot glasses
for a lot of drinking.
251
00:14:51,979 --> 00:14:53,979
Now, to Michael Myers.
252
00:14:54,064 --> 00:14:54,944
Yeah.
253
00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:57,324
[all] To Michael Myers.
254
00:14:59,153 --> 00:15:00,533
[vocalizing]
255
00:15:04,241 --> 00:15:05,241
Yes!
256
00:15:06,493 --> 00:15:09,913
Let us get to rap sessioning.
257
00:15:09,997 --> 00:15:11,617
Come on. [grunts]
258
00:15:12,791 --> 00:15:16,001
-Shit. Fuck. God damn it.
-You want help or are you...
259
00:15:16,086 --> 00:15:19,256
I got it. I got it. Cool, man.
260
00:15:19,340 --> 00:15:20,470
Cool.
261
00:15:20,549 --> 00:15:23,719
-Good tequila, right?
-Yeah.
262
00:15:23,802 --> 00:15:25,642
So, rap session.
263
00:15:26,472 --> 00:15:29,642
-You guys are all horror buffs, right?
-[Beth] Yeah.
264
00:15:29,725 --> 00:15:32,555
What's your favorite horror scary movie?
265
00:15:34,688 --> 00:15:37,358
I'm kind of scared right now,
to be honest with you.
266
00:15:37,816 --> 00:15:40,066
[chuckles] These guys.
267
00:15:40,152 --> 00:15:44,622
You're a funny guy.
Funny, that's what it's about.
268
00:15:45,658 --> 00:15:49,288
Okay. I'll ask another question then,
funny guy.
269
00:15:49,828 --> 00:15:52,328
What is your greatest fear?
270
00:15:53,832 --> 00:15:55,832
Ghosts. Without a doubt, ghosts.
271
00:15:58,253 --> 00:16:00,423
We all know that ghosts don't exist.
272
00:16:00,923 --> 00:16:05,893
When you're dead, you're dead.
That's it. End of story.
273
00:16:06,303 --> 00:16:07,973
Okay. What's your second biggest fear?
274
00:16:09,598 --> 00:16:11,678
Probably that my girlfriend
will break up with me.
275
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:13,141
[Chris] Hmm.
276
00:16:13,227 --> 00:16:16,057
-Okay. Let me see a pic of her.
-A picture?
277
00:16:16,146 --> 00:16:19,816
Yeah, because my advice is
to confront your fear.
278
00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:24,240
And that is telling me
you need to dump her right now. Okay?
279
00:16:24,321 --> 00:16:26,411
-Who's got a pic?
-I know I've got one here somewhere.
280
00:16:26,490 --> 00:16:27,910
-Hold on.
-Here she is.
281
00:16:27,992 --> 00:16:30,082
[Glenn] Great. Okay.
282
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:36,040
Forget it! Oh, my gazoongas! [laughs]
283
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:41,835
You have sold the farm and gone to heaven.
You need to hang on to this one, right?
284
00:16:41,922 --> 00:16:43,552
That's my plan.
285
00:16:43,632 --> 00:16:46,392
-Ran-man, that's the plan. Okay.
-Yeah.
286
00:16:48,387 --> 00:16:51,887
You're nothing to sneeze at
yourself there, lady legs.
287
00:16:52,766 --> 00:16:54,976
Okay. No.
288
00:16:55,853 --> 00:16:59,443
No, thank you. But thanking you a lot.
289
00:17:01,525 --> 00:17:03,775
How about you, man in jeans?
290
00:17:04,737 --> 00:17:05,607
What?
291
00:17:06,947 --> 00:17:09,237
Yeah. So, you guys like to party?
292
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:13,750
-I don't know if I wanna party with...
-I like parties. Parties are great.
293
00:17:13,829 --> 00:17:15,789
[Glenn] Okay. All right.
294
00:17:15,873 --> 00:17:19,543
Let me whip up some popcorn.
Stay right here. Okay?
295
00:17:21,420 --> 00:17:23,510
We gotta get the fuck out
of here immediately.
296
00:17:23,589 --> 00:17:25,089
-Yeah. This is getting weird.
-Come on.
297
00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:27,894
I hope you guys like relaxing butter.
298
00:17:29,219 --> 00:17:30,929
-[Chris] I'm out of here.
-[Beth] He's creepy.
299
00:17:31,013 --> 00:17:33,563
-We can't leave without saying goodbye.
-[Beth] Who is he?
300
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:36,520
[Randy] Chris, come back.
Guys, he's making us popcorn.
301
00:17:36,602 --> 00:17:37,692
-[Chris] It's stuck.
-[Kevin] Other way.
302
00:17:37,770 --> 00:17:39,310
What are you doing?
You keep locking and unlocking it.
303
00:17:39,396 --> 00:17:41,766
-[Chris] It's stuck. I'm turning it!
-[Kevin] What is wrong with you?
304
00:17:41,857 --> 00:17:42,857
[Randy] Chris!
305
00:17:42,941 --> 00:17:46,401
Guys, he's popping up popcorn for us.
306
00:17:47,946 --> 00:17:52,486
Okay. So, I whipped up a small batch,
just half a bowl...
307
00:17:53,744 --> 00:17:56,044
Where did everyone go?
308
00:17:56,121 --> 00:18:00,001
Those guys...
they don't like butter in their popcorn.
309
00:18:00,084 --> 00:18:03,964
They had to work early,
so they couldn't have slippery fingers.
310
00:18:04,922 --> 00:18:06,132
You know what?
311
00:18:06,882 --> 00:18:09,802
Fuck 'em. That's right. Fuck those guys.
312
00:18:09,885 --> 00:18:13,925
-More for us, right? Yeah!
-Yeah!
313
00:18:14,014 --> 00:18:16,354
-Let's chow down, man.
-Glenn!
314
00:18:34,910 --> 00:18:36,120
Knock, knock.
315
00:18:39,289 --> 00:18:40,619
Hey.
316
00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:44,247
-Tried your blue Gatorade.
-Yay.
317
00:18:44,336 --> 00:18:47,206
-Wasn't that bad, actually.
-It's pretty good, right?
318
00:18:51,468 --> 00:18:52,718
Do you want some?
319
00:18:54,221 --> 00:18:56,681
Let's see. Let's test this out.
320
00:19:05,941 --> 00:19:06,861
That's good stuff.
321
00:19:08,944 --> 00:19:10,494
I'll love it forever.
322
00:19:15,159 --> 00:19:17,869
Can I sit with you,
or do you still wanna be alone?
323
00:19:19,872 --> 00:19:22,882
Ah... Come here. Come here.
324
00:19:24,334 --> 00:19:26,924
My Mickey. Come here.
325
00:19:28,338 --> 00:19:32,678
-Let's be sick. Let's be sick.
-[groans]
326
00:19:39,141 --> 00:19:42,641
Really took it out of me.
I don't even think Stella got this sick.
327
00:19:44,104 --> 00:19:45,274
Wait, Stella was sick?
328
00:19:49,026 --> 00:19:53,906
-Yeah.
-Sick how? Like, us sick?
329
00:19:57,659 --> 00:19:59,789
Now that I think about it, yeah.
330
00:19:59,870 --> 00:20:04,000
After her,
maybe a couple other people got sick.
331
00:20:06,251 --> 00:20:08,211
What the fuck?
332
00:20:08,295 --> 00:20:09,755
Mickey, that's...
333
00:20:10,631 --> 00:20:13,261
That's fine, but that's baffling to me,
334
00:20:14,176 --> 00:20:19,096
'cause if I was working somewhere
and somebody I worked with got sick,
335
00:20:19,181 --> 00:20:21,601
and then I saw two or three other people
getting sick,
336
00:20:21,683 --> 00:20:25,353
I would be like, "I need
to Purell like a motherfucker now
337
00:20:25,437 --> 00:20:28,687
and quarantine myself
from the rest of the universe."
338
00:20:28,774 --> 00:20:31,284
I'm sorry that I'm not a germophobe
like you.
339
00:20:31,777 --> 00:20:34,817
Don't make me out
to be Howard Hughes, okay?
340
00:20:34,905 --> 00:20:36,905
It's just being responsible.
341
00:20:36,990 --> 00:20:39,200
If I got sick, I would know
342
00:20:39,284 --> 00:20:42,294
where I got sick, how I got sick,
why, when.
343
00:20:44,414 --> 00:20:47,714
It's just baffling to me.
I don't understand it.
344
00:20:51,129 --> 00:20:53,339
Sorry. Jesus.
345
00:20:54,132 --> 00:20:56,222
I fucked up and you're perfect.
What do you want me to say?
346
00:20:56,301 --> 00:21:01,011
I just-- I don't know
how you could be foggy about this.
347
00:21:01,098 --> 00:21:02,268
Do you--
348
00:21:03,058 --> 00:21:04,638
Do you think? [snickers]
349
00:21:05,394 --> 00:21:08,114
Do you not care? Where's your head?
350
00:21:15,362 --> 00:21:17,612
-So mean.
-I'm not trying to be mean.
351
00:21:17,698 --> 00:21:19,908
Maybe I was foggy because I was sick.
352
00:21:19,992 --> 00:21:21,452
[Gus exhales]
353
00:21:21,535 --> 00:21:23,655
I'm not trying to be mean.
354
00:21:23,745 --> 00:21:29,075
I'm just saying what I would do
in the situation and you didn't do it.
355
00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:31,877
I guess your priorities are different,
and that's fine, but...
356
00:21:31,962 --> 00:21:35,922
That fucking crab cake tasted rotten
last night, Gus.
357
00:21:36,008 --> 00:21:38,548
And I wasn't sick
and then I just threw up.
358
00:21:38,635 --> 00:21:41,305
Doesn't that sound like food poisoning
to you?
359
00:21:43,724 --> 00:21:44,644
[grunts]
360
00:21:47,060 --> 00:21:48,020
What?
361
00:21:48,103 --> 00:21:49,943
I gotta go to the bathroom again...
362
00:21:51,064 --> 00:21:53,984
because I'm sick.
Because I'm fucking sick.
363
00:21:54,067 --> 00:21:58,947
I gotta go to the bathroom again,
and it's just a hell, nightmarescape.
364
00:22:00,699 --> 00:22:05,119
It's nights like these
that really put hair on your nipples.
365
00:22:06,913 --> 00:22:07,963
Randy?
366
00:22:08,749 --> 00:22:11,289
I've got, like, a confession to make.
367
00:22:12,336 --> 00:22:14,086
-You do?
-Yeah.
368
00:22:14,838 --> 00:22:19,888
I lied to you earlier when you opened up
about your fear of the paranormal.
369
00:22:20,344 --> 00:22:22,054
Hmm. What do you mean?
370
00:22:22,888 --> 00:22:28,438
I'm talking about ghosts, Randy.
Ghosts are fucking real.
371
00:22:29,269 --> 00:22:31,399
Come on. No, they're not. I'm stupid.
372
00:22:32,397 --> 00:22:36,187
They're as real as real can be.
373
00:22:36,985 --> 00:22:38,815
As real as aliens.
374
00:22:40,322 --> 00:22:43,832
I used to be king of the world.
375
00:22:43,909 --> 00:22:48,249
I used to be Michael fucking Myers.
376
00:22:49,206 --> 00:22:50,956
And now look at me.
377
00:22:51,792 --> 00:22:53,002
A loser.
378
00:22:54,252 --> 00:22:58,672
I've shrunk about a half an inch
over the past year.
379
00:22:59,591 --> 00:23:00,881
I lost...
380
00:23:01,551 --> 00:23:02,721
no weight.
381
00:23:04,221 --> 00:23:06,391
I'm broke.
382
00:23:06,973 --> 00:23:09,733
And I live in a shithole of an apartment.
383
00:23:12,479 --> 00:23:18,569
So, you wanna know
how I know that ghosts exist, Randy?
384
00:23:20,070 --> 00:23:22,740
You're looking at one. Right now.
385
00:23:24,991 --> 00:23:26,031
But...
386
00:23:27,035 --> 00:23:29,405
it's a metaphor. It's a metaphor.
387
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:36,250
Do you know what it's like
to have a mask on most of the day?
388
00:23:37,337 --> 00:23:38,917
Well, I'll tell you something.
389
00:23:39,756 --> 00:23:41,836
It's not fun.
390
00:23:41,925 --> 00:23:45,135
Anybody could be under that mask.
391
00:23:45,971 --> 00:23:47,811
I'm not kidding myself.
392
00:23:48,723 --> 00:23:55,653
One day, I was so hungover,
I had to get my cousin to take my place...
393
00:23:57,315 --> 00:24:02,355
and nobody even noticed
when he was Mike Myers.
394
00:24:02,946 --> 00:24:05,316
And he's a fucking CPA.
395
00:24:06,658 --> 00:24:12,458
And now, now that I've gotten really real
and, you know, street with you,
396
00:24:12,539 --> 00:24:16,459
I was like, "You're gonna leave me,
just like your friends.
397
00:24:16,918 --> 00:24:19,338
Just like everybody leaves me."
398
00:24:19,421 --> 00:24:20,261
Hey...
399
00:24:22,382 --> 00:24:23,762
I'm not going anywhere.
400
00:24:24,634 --> 00:24:27,354
You're the reason
that I'm so scared of horror movies.
401
00:24:27,971 --> 00:24:30,101
No. Stop it.
402
00:24:30,182 --> 00:24:31,852
The choices that you made...
403
00:24:32,726 --> 00:24:36,726
like, you would move all stiff,
like you couldn't move at all.
404
00:24:36,813 --> 00:24:37,773
[Glenn] Yeah.
405
00:24:37,856 --> 00:24:41,226
Then all of a sudden,
you would run super, super fast.
406
00:24:41,318 --> 00:24:42,688
Yeah, that's my trademark.
407
00:24:42,777 --> 00:24:46,947
But, now that I've met you,
I met the real you.
408
00:24:47,741 --> 00:24:49,831
The man behind the mask, you know?
409
00:24:51,036 --> 00:24:52,446
I'm not scared anymore.
410
00:24:53,205 --> 00:24:55,285
I never have to be
scared again, because...
411
00:24:56,249 --> 00:24:58,079
you're more than a mask. You're like...
412
00:24:59,211 --> 00:25:01,001
you're like my hero.
413
00:25:02,714 --> 00:25:04,344
You don't have to say that.
414
00:25:05,592 --> 00:25:06,892
[Randy] It's true.
415
00:25:07,886 --> 00:25:09,386
You're Michael Myers.
416
00:25:11,348 --> 00:25:12,388
No.
417
00:25:13,183 --> 00:25:14,643
Even better.
418
00:25:15,727 --> 00:25:17,347
You're Glenn Michener.
419
00:25:17,771 --> 00:25:21,531
Randy, I just wanted to say that...
420
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:23,609
maybe...
421
00:25:24,402 --> 00:25:27,362
if you're not doing anything, maybe...
422
00:25:28,114 --> 00:25:31,034
we could watch one of the Halloweens?
423
00:25:33,286 --> 00:25:36,076
-I'd like that a lot.
-Great.
424
00:25:36,164 --> 00:25:39,384
I'll fire up the VCR. It's in the bedroom.
425
00:25:46,383 --> 00:25:47,433
[groans]
426
00:25:48,593 --> 00:25:52,263
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck, this sucks.
427
00:25:52,347 --> 00:25:54,847
This fucking sucks, Mickey.
428
00:25:54,933 --> 00:25:56,813
If I had known you were contagious...
429
00:25:56,893 --> 00:25:58,943
You would have gone
and hung out with your friends,
430
00:25:59,020 --> 00:26:00,810
which is what you wanted to do anyway?
431
00:26:01,690 --> 00:26:03,530
[sighs] I would've steered clear of you. I would've washed my hands.
I wouldn't have kissed you.
432
00:26:05,527 --> 00:26:09,607
This is why I did not want your help,
because there's always strings attached.
433
00:26:10,156 --> 00:26:13,616
There are no strings attached
to this, Mickey. Okay?
434
00:26:13,702 --> 00:26:17,622
It's not actually help
when you expect something in return.
435
00:26:17,706 --> 00:26:19,746
-You're always keeping score.
-I'm not keeping score.
436
00:26:19,833 --> 00:26:22,713
You can't believe
I'd wanna be here for you.
437
00:26:22,794 --> 00:26:24,714
Yeah, and you know why
I don't believe that?
438
00:26:24,796 --> 00:26:27,506
'Cause when I told you I was sick,
you hesitated.
439
00:26:27,591 --> 00:26:29,051
No, I didn't wanna come running to you,
440
00:26:29,134 --> 00:26:31,144
because I know that'd be a turn off
for you.
441
00:26:31,219 --> 00:26:32,219
What?
442
00:26:32,804 --> 00:26:34,564
You want me to be an asshole boyfriend.
443
00:26:34,639 --> 00:26:37,099
You want me to be the guy
who's hanging out with his friends
444
00:26:37,183 --> 00:26:39,733
and treats you like shit. I don't know.
445
00:26:39,811 --> 00:26:41,521
Yeah, you don't fucking know!
446
00:26:41,604 --> 00:26:44,734
I dated that guy 16 times.
I don't want that shit anymore.
447
00:26:44,816 --> 00:26:49,566
I don't wanna be the codependent,
clingy guy who comes on too strong--
448
00:26:49,654 --> 00:26:51,164
Be whoever you are!
449
00:26:51,239 --> 00:26:52,819
Then I'm the guy who does stupid shit
450
00:26:52,907 --> 00:26:53,947
because he's scared of getting hurt.
451
00:26:54,034 --> 00:26:56,834
Yeah. Guess what. So's everybody!
452
00:26:56,911 --> 00:27:00,251
Why are you yelling at me?
I just want you to feel better!
453
00:27:00,332 --> 00:27:02,082
I know that you want me to be better
'cause you love me!
454
00:27:02,167 --> 00:27:03,747
Yeah, and you love me!
455
00:27:07,464 --> 00:27:08,474
[breathing heavily] [chuckles]
456
00:27:21,144 --> 00:27:22,154
I love you.
457
00:27:23,396 --> 00:27:25,016
I love you, too.
458
00:27:30,362 --> 00:27:31,952
-This is so dumb.
-I know.
459
00:27:32,030 --> 00:27:33,450
Stupid.
460
00:27:34,115 --> 00:27:35,615
I'm sorry I got you sick.
461
00:27:37,702 --> 00:27:39,542
[scoffs] We'll get through it.
462
00:27:42,957 --> 00:27:43,997
Come here.
463
00:27:51,925 --> 00:27:54,545
♪ I like your toothy smile ♪
464
00:27:57,472 --> 00:28:00,812
♪ It never fails to beguile ♪
465
00:28:03,269 --> 00:28:06,479
♪ Whichever way the wind is blowing ♪
466
00:28:08,775 --> 00:28:12,025
♪ I like the way this is going ♪
467
00:28:17,325 --> 00:28:20,325
♪ I like the color of your hair ♪
468
00:28:23,289 --> 00:28:26,079
♪ I think we make a handsome pair ♪
469
00:28:28,461 --> 00:28:32,131
♪ I can only see my love growing ♪
470
00:28:34,008 --> 00:28:37,388
♪ I like the way this is going ♪
471
00:28:39,973 --> 00:28:43,273
♪ I like to watch TV with you ♪
472
00:28:45,603 --> 00:28:50,113
♪ There's really nothing
That I would rather do ♪
473
00:28:51,192 --> 00:28:54,072
♪ Then maybe we can go to bed ♪
474
00:28:56,740 --> 00:29:00,030
♪ And get up and do it all again ♪