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Hey, just FYI, we don't
have to stay here super long.
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Well, let's stay at least
until the toasts.
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That's true. That's true.
You gotta see them toasts, baby.
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It's when all the good shit
goes down.
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You hear embarrassing stories
about people's childhoods.
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Oh, yeah.
-Nicknames they don't want anyone to know.
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Oh, we're gonna find out
so many nicknames.
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But, no, seriously, anytime you want
to take off, just let me know.
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Are you kidding me?
I love weddings.
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'Cause people get drunk
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and they get into fights and they hook up
and they dance, it's amazing.
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-Yeah. Table eight.
-All right.
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-You know it's gonna be good.
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What about you, you like weddings?
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Uh, yeah. I'm a sucker for any kind of
public display of affection.
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-So, weddings are my Disneyland. Yeah.
-Totally.
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All right. Who do you know?
You recognize anybody?
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Hmm, who do I know?
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Me and the bride were friends in college,
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but her group of friends
weren't really my main crew.
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-Mm-hmm.
-So, we didn't keep in touch that much.
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Yeah, I'm not really friends with anyone
from college, except for this guy Aaron.
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I told you about him. His mom went
to prom with the Unabomber.
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What?
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His mom went to prom with the Unabomber.
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Oh, yes. I remember you
telling me that.
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I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
You want to get a drink?
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Yeah, uh, you want anything?
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Yeah, could I get a Jägermeister?
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Oh, nice. Nice.
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Hey.
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What can I get you, sir?
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Yeah. Could I get a water
and another water? Thanks.
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-Gus! Hi!
-Hey!
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-Hello, there.
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-Good, great. Yeah.
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-Good. That's awesome.
-Yeah.
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-Yeah, it's good to see ya. Yeah.
-Yeah, you too.
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Um...
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Yeah, I thought I might see you here.
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-I know, the same. Yeah.
-Yeah.
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-I thought I might see me here, too.
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Um, so can you believe this,
that Leah's getting married?
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-Oh, I know.
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I know, it seems just like yesterday
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she was peeing in a bush,
drunk, outside our dorm.
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I actually forgot about that.
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-Yeah. It's weird.
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So, uh, anybody else here
from the old college crew?
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Oh, yeah.
Um, Megan and Katie and you and me.
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-So...
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Yeah. Yeah, we're a dying breed.
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-I'll say. Yeah.
-So... Yeah.
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It's a real shame.
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Yeah. Do you see Leah much in LA or...
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No. Not really.
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Yeah, I think she only invited me
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so it wouldn't be uncomfortable if we
bumped in each other at a Panera.
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-Right. Right.
-Yeah.
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Here you go.
-Yeah.
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Thank you. Sarah, do you want anything?
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-Yeah.
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Thank you.
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Um, so, two waters,
are you pretty thirsty or...
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Oh. Yeah, no, this is
for me and my girlfriend Mickey.
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She's here. Yeah.
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-Oh, cool. Yeah.
-Yeah, yeah. Cool.
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-That's great.
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No, I'm just flying solo.
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-So, yeah. Very cool.
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-Uh, well, there's that.
-Um... There's that.
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-So, uh...
-Yeah.
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-So good to see you.
-So good to see you, too.
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-I'm glad we got to see each other.
-Yeah, yeah.
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Let's catch up later. I want to hear
all about what's going in Gus world.
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-I want to meet Mickey.
-Okay.
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-That would be fun.
-Yeah.
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I'd love to know what's in Sarah world.
All right.
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-Too many liquids, yeah.
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-But it was really nice seeing you.
-Yeah. You too.
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-Hey.
Hey.
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-Here's your water. Yeah.
-Oh, thank you.
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Who's that you were talking to?
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Oh, that was, um, Sarah.
We actually used to go out.
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-Mm-hmm. I picked up on that vibe.
-There was no vibe.
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-There was electricity between you two.
-You don't know what you're talking about.
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No, no. Ex-electricity.
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-Yeah. Mm-hmm.
-Yeah.
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Were you two serious?
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Uh... no. I mean,
serious in a college way, but, you know...
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I liked M. Night Shyamalan in college,
so, what do I know?
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Yeah.
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You know what? I think we're on the move.
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-So maybe we should skedaddle.
-All right.
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♪ I've got sunshine ♪
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♪ On a cloudy day ♪
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♪ When it's cold outside ♪
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♪ I've got the month of May ♪
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♪ I guess you'd say ♪
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♪ What can make me feel this way? ♪
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Nice out here.
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What's that?
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I mean, I wouldn't want
my wedding like this.
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I'd want a lot more people. I want it
to feel like a big party, but it's nice.
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Mm-hmm.
I don't know.
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-Haven't really thought about it.
-Mm-hmm.
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I've thought about it.
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I just don't have any strong feelings,
one way or the other.
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-But, um, yeah, I like big weddings.
-Yeah.
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Oh, wow. Little Gussy!
-Hey. Hi, Katie.
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-Hey. Gus, this is Matt, my husband.
Good to see you.
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Matt, this is Gus.
We went to college together.
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Hey.
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-Oh. Hi. I'm Katie.
-Oh, hi.
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Oh, where are my manners?
Katie, this is Mickey.
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Mickey, Katie. Matt and Sarah.
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It's so nice to meet you, Mickey.
I love your dress. It's gorgeous.
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Oh, thank you.
I love your earrings.
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Oh, thank you. I thought they were
a little too much, so I appreciate that.
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Pretty earrings, pretty dress. All right.
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-That was cute. Aw...
-Yeah, that was nice.
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So, what'd you think of the ceremony?
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-Beautiful.
-Yeah, lovely.
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You think it's worth $110,000?
Because that's what this cost.
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Oh, my God. Wow.
That's a lot of money.
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Yeah.
-Yeah, enjoy.
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I paid $40,000 to rent this hotel.
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Shit.
-Yeah.
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And chairs. Oh, you want chairs, too?
Oh, on your wedding?
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Okay. $3,000 for the chairs.
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-Wow. This really adds up.
-Steep.
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-Yeah. The band, $8,000.
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And the bar, that's where
you really get fucked in the ass.
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They want to close at 11.
I said not on my time. Ten o'clock.
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'Cause they have all the friends drinking,
that's at my expense, okay.
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And the chicken,
eat the fucking chicken to the bone.
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I'll make sure you eat every piece
of fucking--
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-We'll eat that chicken.
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-You eat that chicken.
Okay.
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You know why I'm paying for all this?
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Because the bride's parents
are fucking broke. Fucking broke.
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-I think I just met my new best friend.
-He's awesome.
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Where is that chicken, by the way?
I'm so hungry.
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-Yeah, me too. I'm starvin', Marvin.
-Oh, look, there's Sarah.
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-Oh, look at that.
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Nah, I think we're good.
We don't need to.
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She's standing all by herself.
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You guys already met and stuff, so...
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That seems rude,
leaving her alone over there.
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-Yeah.
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-Sarah, hi. Hi.
Hello.
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-Let's do it. Okay, awesome.
-Okay, cool.
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-Hi.
Hi.
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Good, we're good.
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I know.
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-Yeah.
Yeah.
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Just watching Clay and Leah,
they just look so in love.
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-It was just beautiful. It was so nice.
-Special. Yeah.
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Yeah. You know what'd be nice?
If we were eating right now.
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-I'm so hungry.
-Yes.
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We have to wait for them to take
300 photos underneath a tree or something.
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Oh, right. Totally. I know, couldn't they
have found that tree earlier today?
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Yeah.
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So when did you get into town, Sarah?
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-Uh, yesterday morning. Yeah.
-Okay.
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-Denver. Yeah.
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Oh, nice.
-Yeah, yeah.
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I mean, if you love beautiful trees
and beautiful mountains,
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there are definitely worse places to live.
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-Yeah.
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Oh, you know, it's very crazy to be back
because I feel like it's all so different.
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And honestly,
I did not move away that long ago. Right?
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-Yeah.
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-Yeah. Yes, Sarah used to live here.
Oh, got it, yeah.
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I can't remember
exactly how long ago, but...
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When did we have that apartment together?
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Six years ago?
-Yeah.
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Something like that. Yeah.
-Yeah. That makes sense.
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So, when did you get into town?
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-Yesterday morning. You said that.
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You know what, I almost forgot too, so...
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-Yeah, now we know.
-Um, yeah.
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And elephant in the room,
Gus and I used to date,
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but, honestly, who cares?
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-I'm so happy for you, Gus.
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It's so nice to see you guys together.
It truly warms my heart.
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-Thank you. So nice.
-That's very sweet of you to say.
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Oh, it looks like
the food is coming out, Mickey.
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Looks like those photos are over, finally.
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-See you guys there. Bon appétit.
-Okay. All right.
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-No.
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I mean, like, a little.
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Uh, I don't think so.
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I don't care, it just seemed like
there was a lot going on there.
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-Yeah, you're probably right there.
-Yeah.
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-No.
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Why didn't you tell me
you lived together?
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You know, I thought I did.
We were at that dinner party, remember?
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Everybody was talking
about people they lived with.
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I'm pretty sure I said
I lived with this girl Sarah.
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-I don't know.
-Maybe I didn't.
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I'm sorry, I get a little awkward
around exes,
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-Yeah.
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Just want to have fun tonight.
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I'm not the one
who's not having fun.
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No, I know. But it's all done with,
it's taken care of.
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We don't have to see her
for the rest of the night.
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Yeah.
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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome,
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for the very first time,
Clay and Leah Reddy.
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♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ Uh-huh! ♪
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♪ What I like about you ♪
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♪ You hold me tight ♪
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♪ Tell me I'm the only one
Wanna come over tonight? ♪
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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♪ Keep on whispering in my ear ♪
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♪ Tell me all the things
That I wanna hear ♪
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-♪ 'Cause it's true ♪
-♪ What I like ♪
220
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-♪ It's what I like about you ♪
-♪ What I like ♪
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All right, a toast.
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Um, to the University of South Dakota.
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Uh, the best state school
that our parents could afford.
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Go, Coyotes!
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Cheers.
That's very good. Cheers.
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Oh, yeah, please, thank you.
So, did you notice that, like...
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No. Nope.
228
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We met him at the rehearsal dinner.
Really sweet guy.
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Aw, that's nice.
230
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-No, no.
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Oh, he took her to the park
where they had their first date.
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Aw.
233
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-Very neat.
-That is very thoughtful. Very sweet.
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It tops Jim's proposal,
who decided to propose on the phone.
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-Okay.
-Jim!
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All right, come on.
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I was at my grandma's funeral,
and I saw how upset my grandpa was.
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It got me thinking about who I wanted
to spend the rest of my life with.
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Mm-hmm.
So, you know...
240
00:12:41,849 --> 00:12:43,979
I know. It was sweet.
It was sweet.
241
00:12:44,059 --> 00:12:45,059
-Very sweet.
-Anyways...
242
00:12:45,144 --> 00:12:47,904
I'm not big on the whole
elaborate proposal thing anyways.
243
00:12:47,980 --> 00:12:49,520
No, those can be so cheesy.
244
00:12:49,607 --> 00:12:52,777
Thank you. Who were they
talking about last night?
245
00:12:52,860 --> 00:12:57,070
This one guy, he flies his parents to LA,
and the girl's parents,
246
00:12:57,156 --> 00:13:00,576
and proposed at the observatory
or some ridiculous place like that.
247
00:13:00,659 --> 00:13:01,739
I don't remember.
248
00:13:01,827 --> 00:13:05,617
Yes, you do. And when she said yes,
a violinist popped out
249
00:13:05,706 --> 00:13:08,576
and started playing "Maybe I'm Amazed."
Remember?
250
00:13:08,667 --> 00:13:10,087
I think you're confused.
251
00:13:14,048 --> 00:13:17,338
Shit. Okay, never mind.
252
00:13:17,426 --> 00:13:20,546
Wait. Was that you?
-Yeah.
253
00:13:20,638 --> 00:13:22,218
I'm sorry.
-No, it's okay.
254
00:13:22,306 --> 00:13:24,056
-No, I shouldn't have...
-No.
255
00:13:24,141 --> 00:13:25,981
Everybody said
it was a really nice proposal, so...
256
00:13:26,060 --> 00:13:29,360
No, it was bad. The weather was bad,
the violin player was bad.
257
00:13:29,438 --> 00:13:32,818
It was stupid. It was dumb.
It was a really stupid thing.
258
00:13:36,362 --> 00:13:39,322
Yes. Yes.
259
00:13:41,659 --> 00:13:42,949
Very briefly.
260
00:13:47,581 --> 00:13:49,711
Um, hi, everybody.
261
00:13:49,792 --> 00:13:54,002
Um, I would like to make a toast,
if that's all right.
262
00:13:54,088 --> 00:13:56,338
Um, I'm Sarah, Sarah Miller.
263
00:13:56,423 --> 00:13:58,683
I'm one of Leah's friends from college.
264
00:13:58,759 --> 00:14:00,469
Speaking of which,
265
00:14:00,553 --> 00:14:03,393
this is the college table
representing right here.
266
00:14:03,472 --> 00:14:06,562
So... Go, Coyotes. Right?
267
00:14:06,642 --> 00:14:08,482
-Whoo!
268
00:14:08,561 --> 00:14:12,571
Um, I just want to say, I still remember
269
00:14:12,648 --> 00:14:16,488
when Leah first called me
to tell me about this Clay fella.
270
00:14:16,569 --> 00:14:19,449
And she said, "I just went out
on a date with this guy Clay,
271
00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:20,780
and I think he might be the one."
272
00:14:21,323 --> 00:14:25,743
And I said, "Leah,
listen to me very closely.
273
00:14:27,830 --> 00:14:29,040
Does he have a friend?
274
00:14:34,503 --> 00:14:40,133
Um, in all seriousness, it's really rare
that someone finds their soul mate,
275
00:14:40,217 --> 00:14:45,427
and Clay and Leah, you guys have found
each other and you guys are soul mates.
276
00:14:46,098 --> 00:14:49,518
Um... Yeah, okay. So, to Clay and Leah.
277
00:14:49,602 --> 00:14:51,102
Cheers.
278
00:14:57,776 --> 00:15:01,856
♪ Shall I stay? ♪
279
00:15:04,241 --> 00:15:09,661
♪ Would it be a sin? ♪
280
00:15:12,124 --> 00:15:15,464
♪ If I can't help... ♪
281
00:15:15,544 --> 00:15:16,754
Good band.
282
00:15:19,131 --> 00:15:23,551
It's cool 'cause they can rock out,
but they can also play the soft stuff.
283
00:15:23,636 --> 00:15:25,296
It's nice. It's very pretty.
284
00:15:30,351 --> 00:15:32,981
Hey, I'm sorry
about that engagement stuff.
285
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:38,152
Mickey, really, I... I didn't mean
it to catch you off guard or anything.
286
00:15:38,233 --> 00:15:40,743
I'm just trying to put
this time line together in my head.
287
00:15:40,819 --> 00:15:44,109
So, you guys dated in college
and then you moved to LA together?
288
00:15:44,198 --> 00:15:47,198
-Right.
289
00:15:47,284 --> 00:15:50,624
Yeah, but it was only
for, like, a very short amount of time.
290
00:15:50,704 --> 00:15:53,084
It was, like, a month
and then we broke it off, so...
291
00:15:53,165 --> 00:15:56,665
Mm-hmm. So when I asked you if things
ever got serious, and you said no...
292
00:15:57,962 --> 00:16:02,302
I meant it. No, seriously.
'Cause it never felt serious.
293
00:16:02,383 --> 00:16:06,393
It always felt like we were
two kids pretending to get engaged.
294
00:16:06,470 --> 00:16:08,060
You can downplay it now,
295
00:16:08,138 --> 00:16:13,308
but the fact that you hid it from me
means that it means something to you.
296
00:16:15,854 --> 00:16:18,274
Oh, because you've told me
every single thing
297
00:16:18,357 --> 00:16:21,277
about what's gone on
between you and your exes?
298
00:16:21,777 --> 00:16:23,857
There's nothing hidden or secret?
299
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:26,370
I mean, I don't...
300
00:16:26,448 --> 00:16:28,118
Just because somebody
keeps something secret
301
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:32,200
doesn't mean it's this big, bad thing
I don't want to tell you about, okay?
302
00:16:32,287 --> 00:16:33,997
I mean, we were bad together.
303
00:16:34,081 --> 00:16:39,341
And she had this, like,
wounded soul type of thing going on.
304
00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:42,420
Oh, so, maybe that's your thing.
I guess I am your type.
305
00:16:42,506 --> 00:16:44,926
I don't think you're a wounded soul.
306
00:16:45,009 --> 00:16:48,679
Okay, she was more of this people pleaser.
307
00:16:48,762 --> 00:16:50,392
Oh, so, now she sounds like you.
308
00:16:51,724 --> 00:16:56,564
Mickey, what do you want me to say? Okay.
She sucked. She was awful.
309
00:16:56,645 --> 00:17:01,645
She would kiss the whole world's ass
and then come home and be mean to me.
310
00:17:01,734 --> 00:17:02,994
Okay? You're not like that.
311
00:17:03,068 --> 00:17:06,318
It's what I love about you.
You're the opposite of her in every way.
312
00:17:06,405 --> 00:17:10,275
She's touchy and feely. I would touch
her elbow, and she would have this orgasm.
313
00:17:11,035 --> 00:17:12,405
Why would you tell me that?
314
00:17:12,494 --> 00:17:14,544
So you knew what a weirdo she was.
315
00:17:17,249 --> 00:17:18,919
All right, should we just leave?
316
00:17:20,044 --> 00:17:22,964
We don't have to run out right away.
We could stick around.
317
00:17:23,881 --> 00:17:25,801
I think I'm gonna go smoke a cigarette.
318
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,760
-No, I'm good.
319
00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:34,222
Fuck.
320
00:17:39,897 --> 00:17:43,067
Hey, there. Hi.
-Oh, hi.
321
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:53,370
-I just came up to get some fresh air...
-I'm not stalking you, I swear.
322
00:17:53,452 --> 00:17:55,412
Okay.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
323
00:17:56,288 --> 00:18:01,248
I quit, like, three years ago,
but I slip up every few weeks.
324
00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:04,632
Well, you're doing better than me.
325
00:18:04,713 --> 00:18:06,673
-I never managed to quit.
-Oh.
326
00:18:26,652 --> 00:18:29,782
Yeah. I mean, I can't control
what comes up in my news feed,
327
00:18:29,863 --> 00:18:33,283
but I remember seeing a picture
of you guys together for the first time
328
00:18:33,367 --> 00:18:36,537
and being like, "Wow. She's really pretty.
I kind of hate her."
329
00:18:37,538 --> 00:18:38,658
Okay.
330
00:18:38,747 --> 00:18:40,577
Also, you got him dressing really well.
331
00:18:40,666 --> 00:18:45,296
Like, congrats on that,
because his style has gone way up.
332
00:18:45,379 --> 00:18:46,759
Thank you for noticing.
333
00:18:49,716 --> 00:18:50,836
Mmm.
334
00:18:53,387 --> 00:18:54,557
But what about you?
335
00:18:55,097 --> 00:18:57,177
Are you seeing somebody now?
What's going on?
336
00:18:57,724 --> 00:19:00,314
Oh, no. Flying solo.
337
00:19:01,395 --> 00:19:02,395
Um...
338
00:19:03,063 --> 00:19:05,903
Actually, uh, don't get sad
when you hear this,
339
00:19:05,983 --> 00:19:08,993
'cause people sometimes
get sad when they hear this,
340
00:19:09,069 --> 00:19:12,489
but I've been divorced
for a year, so...
341
00:19:13,824 --> 00:19:16,954
-I'm sorry.
-No, no, no. It was for the best.
342
00:19:17,035 --> 00:19:20,115
Uh, and, you know,
I'm really happy for you and Gus.
343
00:19:20,205 --> 00:19:22,455
'Cause I can tell
you guys make each other laugh.
344
00:19:23,041 --> 00:19:27,751
Like, he doesn't fake laugh around you.
And I know his fake laugh, so...
345
00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:33,929
You know, I think I'm gonna go get
another drink if you want one?
346
00:19:34,011 --> 00:19:35,641
-Oh, I don't drink.
-Oh, gotcha.
347
00:19:35,721 --> 00:19:41,441
Yeah, I don't really drink, either.
Just weddings, I kind of do, so...
348
00:19:41,518 --> 00:19:43,808
Gotta numb the pain of wearing heels.
349
00:19:44,563 --> 00:19:48,283
♪ I want you to want me... ♪
350
00:19:51,653 --> 00:19:54,953
-She wants to fuck you.
351
00:19:55,032 --> 00:19:56,912
No. She doesn't.
352
00:19:58,577 --> 00:20:01,537
I'm a very intuitive person.
She wants to fuck you.
353
00:20:01,622 --> 00:20:05,462
Okay, I think you're just
overestimating my appeal here a bit.
354
00:20:05,542 --> 00:20:08,632
Mmm. She's heartbroken and lonely.
She just got divorced.
355
00:20:08,712 --> 00:20:11,472
She wants to go back to the last thing
that made her feel good. It's obvious.
356
00:20:12,007 --> 00:20:13,377
Did you know she was divorced?
357
00:20:14,426 --> 00:20:16,546
-I knew she was divorced, yeah.
-Of course you did.
358
00:20:17,221 --> 00:20:19,101
Uh-oh. Gus.
359
00:20:19,181 --> 00:20:21,181
-I hear some Jamiroquai.
-Oh.
360
00:20:21,266 --> 00:20:23,436
Think we should go
to a Jamiroquai concert sometime?
361
00:20:24,770 --> 00:20:26,690
Very funny. Okay.
362
00:20:26,772 --> 00:20:30,152
One time, Gus surprised me
with a Jamiroquai concert.
363
00:20:30,234 --> 00:20:33,074
Oh, I bet they were surprised
anyone was in the audience.
364
00:20:33,153 --> 00:20:37,123
Ah! Y'all can get your little jabs
in at Jamiroquai,
365
00:20:37,199 --> 00:20:39,079
but you know that show was awesome.
366
00:20:39,159 --> 00:20:41,199
-I'll admit it was pretty fun.
-Yeah.
367
00:20:42,829 --> 00:20:44,829
♪ 'Cause we can't always take
But never give ♪
368
00:20:44,915 --> 00:20:48,125
♪ And now that things are changing
For the worse... ♪
369
00:20:49,461 --> 00:20:53,471
-Okay. I'm gonna leave you two to it.
-No, no, no. Keep dancing with us.
370
00:20:53,548 --> 00:20:56,638
-No, enjoy your Jamiroquai together.
-No, no. Stay.
371
00:20:56,718 --> 00:20:58,298
♪ Is all we have to give these ♪
372
00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:03,557
♪ Futures made of virtual insanity now ♪
373
00:21:03,642 --> 00:21:08,652
♪ Always seem to be governed
By this love we have ♪
374
00:21:08,730 --> 00:21:13,570
♪ For useless twisting
Of our new technology ♪
375
00:21:13,652 --> 00:21:18,872
♪ Oh, now there is no sound
For we all live underground ♪
376
00:21:18,949 --> 00:21:21,789
♪ And I'm thinking what a mess we're in ♪
377
00:21:21,868 --> 00:21:28,828
♪ Virtual insanity
Is what we're living in ♪
378
00:21:29,876 --> 00:21:32,086
-After you.
-Oh, thank you.
379
00:21:33,672 --> 00:21:39,052
All right, Gus. I will now return you
to your beautiful girlfriend.
380
00:21:39,136 --> 00:21:41,216
-Aw.
-And I'm gonna get a drink.
381
00:21:43,515 --> 00:21:45,425
Told you she wanted to fuck you.
382
00:21:48,437 --> 00:21:51,937
-Thank you. Cheers.
-Thank you. Cheers.
383
00:21:52,524 --> 00:21:55,114
♪ We are family ♪
384
00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:58,905
♪ I got all my sisters with me ♪
385
00:22:00,324 --> 00:22:02,534
♪ We are family ♪
386
00:22:04,202 --> 00:22:06,292
♪ Get up everybody and sing ♪
387
00:22:08,123 --> 00:22:10,253
♪ We are family ♪
388
00:22:10,917 --> 00:22:12,377
Thank you.
389
00:22:12,461 --> 00:22:14,341
♪ I got all my sisters with me ♪
390
00:22:15,756 --> 00:22:17,666
♪ We are family ♪
391
00:22:19,634 --> 00:22:22,144
♪ Get up everybody and sing ♪
392
00:22:24,765 --> 00:22:28,305
-♪ Everyone can see we're together ♪
-Ahh!
393
00:22:28,393 --> 00:22:33,823
Oh, sorry. I just wanted to request, um,
uh, "Eternal Flame" by Bangles.
394
00:22:33,899 --> 00:22:36,939
Or...
Yes.
395
00:22:37,027 --> 00:22:38,567
-Okay, thank you.
396
00:22:39,988 --> 00:22:44,408
Hi, you guys. So, it's me, Sarah, again.
397
00:22:45,202 --> 00:22:49,502
I just wanted to dedicate this next song
398
00:22:49,581 --> 00:22:55,711
to our favorite lovebirds, Leah and Clay.
399
00:22:57,464 --> 00:23:03,554
May the eternal flame
of your love burn eternally.
400
00:23:05,806 --> 00:23:11,726
♪ Close your eyes
Give me your hand, darlin' ♪
401
00:23:11,812 --> 00:23:18,192
♪ Do you feel my heart beating?
Do you understand? ♪
402
00:23:18,276 --> 00:23:21,566
♪ Do you feel the same? ♪
403
00:23:22,364 --> 00:23:26,744
♪ Am I only dreaming? ♪
404
00:23:26,827 --> 00:23:30,457
♪ Or is this burning, burnin' ♪
405
00:23:30,539 --> 00:23:36,999
♪ An eternal flame? ♪
406
00:23:37,087 --> 00:23:37,997
It's the verse.
407
00:23:38,088 --> 00:23:39,508
♪ The hand... ♪
408
00:23:39,589 --> 00:23:42,679
Okay, can you guys... I'm sorry. Sorry.
409
00:23:42,759 --> 00:23:45,719
Okay.
-Uh... Yeah, sure.
410
00:23:45,804 --> 00:23:47,474
I'll meet you in the lobby
in five minutes.
411
00:23:47,556 --> 00:23:51,686
Do you know what stop means? Stop.
Stop playing. Please stop playing.
412
00:23:52,435 --> 00:23:55,685
-Can you stop... Thank you.
Hey.
413
00:23:55,772 --> 00:23:56,772
That was great.
414
00:23:56,857 --> 00:23:59,897
Do you guys know, um...
Let's try one that might be easier.
415
00:23:59,985 --> 00:24:02,985
-We don't want to play that right now.
416
00:24:03,071 --> 00:24:04,031
Let's take five.
417
00:24:04,114 --> 00:24:07,624
I just feel like
uptown's gonna fuck you up.
418
00:24:07,701 --> 00:24:09,541
Okay, whoa!
Okay.
419
00:24:09,619 --> 00:24:12,459
-I'm not gonna throw it at them.
-Okay, just seemed like you did.
420
00:24:23,967 --> 00:24:26,047
-Hey.
421
00:24:26,136 --> 00:24:29,056
Okay. Um...
-Yep.
422
00:24:29,681 --> 00:24:34,391
Real quick, first, um, we gotta give Sarah
a ride back to her hotel.
423
00:24:34,853 --> 00:24:35,983
No, I don't want to.
424
00:24:36,855 --> 00:24:40,645
-Okay, she's super drunk, so...
-Somebody else can give her a ride.
425
00:24:40,734 --> 00:24:43,244
I don't know why you're making
this complicated, okay?
426
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:45,410
No. We just drive her there, drop her off.
427
00:24:45,488 --> 00:24:47,408
Make sure she gets in okay
and then we go home.
428
00:24:47,490 --> 00:24:49,450
What is this all about?
You said she sucked
429
00:24:49,534 --> 00:24:51,124
and now you're acting like you're
in love with her.
430
00:24:51,203 --> 00:24:53,213
I'm not in love with her.
431
00:24:53,288 --> 00:24:54,958
Well, you proposed to her.
432
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:58,540
And then you hid it from me.
What the fuck is this, Gus?
433
00:24:58,627 --> 00:25:00,127
What do you mean, "What the fuck"?
434
00:25:00,212 --> 00:25:03,092
She's asking me for help,
and I want to give her a ride.
435
00:25:03,173 --> 00:25:05,263
I'm going to do it with or without you.
436
00:25:09,554 --> 00:25:10,934
I'll see you back home.
437
00:25:26,279 --> 00:25:32,739
I feel really bad for Leah, you know,
because the band ruined her wedding.
438
00:25:34,496 --> 00:25:35,496
I don't know.
439
00:25:35,580 --> 00:25:39,580
It seemed like a lot of people were out
on the floor dancing, having a good time.
440
00:25:39,668 --> 00:25:42,338
Oh, yeah. Well, guess what, band?
441
00:25:43,922 --> 00:25:45,132
You're fired.
442
00:25:47,634 --> 00:25:50,764
-Yeah. It's okay.
443
00:25:53,139 --> 00:25:54,929
Thank you.
Yeah.
444
00:25:55,016 --> 00:25:56,516
You're escorting me home.
445
00:26:06,403 --> 00:26:07,653
Home sweet home.
446
00:26:12,158 --> 00:26:14,038
This bed feels so good.
447
00:26:14,703 --> 00:26:17,413
Good, good, good, good. Um...
448
00:26:18,790 --> 00:26:21,960
-No.
449
00:26:22,043 --> 00:26:24,133
-It was good to see you.
-Please have a seat.
450
00:26:24,671 --> 00:26:26,631
No, I really... I should hit the road.
451
00:26:26,715 --> 00:26:30,295
Have a seat for one second.
452
00:26:35,390 --> 00:26:36,470
Okay.
453
00:26:42,772 --> 00:26:49,152
So, you heard that I got divorced.
That's very embarrassing.
454
00:26:51,323 --> 00:26:54,033
Yeah. I'm sorry to hear that.
455
00:26:54,117 --> 00:26:57,747
Why are you so far away?
You're across the room.
456
00:26:57,829 --> 00:27:02,249
Well, please, come...
You got to be on here.
457
00:27:04,127 --> 00:27:07,337
-But... please.
-Okay, okay. Yeah.
458
00:27:08,923 --> 00:27:10,973
Just for a couple minutes though, okay?
459
00:27:11,051 --> 00:27:14,301
No, I'm not timing it.
460
00:27:14,387 --> 00:27:16,887
-No, no, no.
461
00:27:21,061 --> 00:27:24,731
So, here's the story.
You're gonna love it.
462
00:27:25,190 --> 00:27:30,700
I met a guy in Denver.
I thought he was perfect as can be.
463
00:27:31,863 --> 00:27:34,373
Here's the kicker.
464
00:27:34,449 --> 00:27:41,369
He had kids from his wife
that he was married to when we met.
465
00:27:43,124 --> 00:27:48,464
Well, he said, "I don't really
like her that much, and I love you."
466
00:27:49,714 --> 00:27:55,934
And I, well, thought,
"Oh, he wants to marry me."
467
00:27:56,012 --> 00:28:00,392
I didn't think,
"Oh, I'll break up a family." No.
468
00:28:01,434 --> 00:28:05,904
But, please, I can't...
Please don't judge me on this part.
469
00:28:07,065 --> 00:28:09,935
-Don't judge me on it.
-No, I won't.
470
00:28:10,777 --> 00:28:13,567
Okay, this you won't believe.
471
00:28:15,198 --> 00:28:18,408
I became a stay-at-home mom.
472
00:28:20,245 --> 00:28:23,245
I became a stepmom.
473
00:28:28,169 --> 00:28:30,959
Three.
-Oh, uh...
474
00:28:31,965 --> 00:28:34,125
Wow. Oof.
475
00:28:34,217 --> 00:28:39,307
That sounds mega, uh, stressful, but...
476
00:28:41,224 --> 00:28:42,524
Three kids.
477
00:28:44,769 --> 00:28:49,439
Well, it took about four years
478
00:28:50,567 --> 00:28:57,117
for them to, like,
not be little assholes to me.
479
00:28:58,158 --> 00:29:01,908
Well, one of them is just, like,
born a creep.
480
00:29:03,747 --> 00:29:05,037
And then...
481
00:29:07,375 --> 00:29:10,745
And then one day, he just left me...
482
00:29:11,379 --> 00:29:12,669
for, like...
483
00:29:13,715 --> 00:29:15,795
another lady.
484
00:29:16,593 --> 00:29:17,593
And...
485
00:29:18,178 --> 00:29:23,728
now I'm at, like...
now I'm at this weird age
486
00:29:25,059 --> 00:29:29,809
where, like, I'm too young to be divorced,
487
00:29:31,983 --> 00:29:37,283
but I'm too old to be, like,
dating everybody.
488
00:29:38,531 --> 00:29:41,701
And too old for my career.
489
00:29:44,579 --> 00:29:49,579
And now I don't have any of it.
490
00:29:54,964 --> 00:29:56,384
I'm sorry.
491
00:30:00,637 --> 00:30:02,927
I think everything's gonna be okay.
492
00:30:03,807 --> 00:30:06,887
That's bullshit. You don't know that.
493
00:30:08,728 --> 00:30:10,688
You don't even really know me.
I mean...
494
00:30:10,772 --> 00:30:13,442
For, like, five years, we didn't talk.
495
00:30:15,026 --> 00:30:19,736
You can't say stuff like that
if you're not informed.
496
00:30:23,034 --> 00:30:25,794
I'm sorry. I don't know why I said that.
That was...
497
00:30:25,870 --> 00:30:28,160
No, no, no. It's... No.
498
00:30:28,248 --> 00:30:33,958
You know what? Let's just...
We had a fun time at the wedding, right?
499
00:30:34,838 --> 00:30:37,258
Yeah, yeah. It was fun.
500
00:30:39,050 --> 00:30:40,430
I had a fun...
501
00:30:41,678 --> 00:30:45,718
And the best part is... they're happy.
502
00:30:47,851 --> 00:30:52,441
So, at least one of us is happy.
503
00:30:54,148 --> 00:30:58,988
I think that's a-- that's the good part.
504
00:31:00,363 --> 00:31:02,203
That one of us is happy.
505
00:31:21,551 --> 00:31:26,141
♪ Don't hold on ♪
506
00:31:28,433 --> 00:31:33,353
♪ Go get strong ♪
507
00:31:33,438 --> 00:31:35,568
♪ Well, don't you know ♪
508
00:31:37,025 --> 00:31:43,695
♪ There is no modern romance ♪
509
00:31:48,536 --> 00:31:53,996
♪ Time, time is gone ♪
510
00:31:55,376 --> 00:32:01,086
♪ It stops, stops who it wants ♪
511
00:32:01,674 --> 00:32:03,594
♪ Well, I was wrong ♪
512
00:32:05,136 --> 00:32:07,176
♪ It never lasts ♪
513
00:32:08,514 --> 00:32:10,604
♪ And there is no ♪
514
00:32:12,185 --> 00:32:18,775
♪ Well, this is no modern romance ♪
515
00:32:22,946 --> 00:32:28,656
♪ And time, time is gone ♪
516
00:32:30,078 --> 00:32:36,288
♪ It never lasts
Stops who it wants ♪
517
00:32:37,085 --> 00:32:38,495
♪ Well, I was wrong ♪
518
00:32:40,588 --> 00:32:42,468
♪ It never lasts ♪
519
00:32:44,008 --> 00:32:45,968
♪ And this is no ♪
520
00:32:47,428 --> 00:32:53,888
♪ And there is no modern romance ♪
521
00:32:54,519 --> 00:33:00,269
♪ There is no modern romance ♪
522
00:33:01,275 --> 00:33:07,695
♪ This is no modern romance ♪
523
00:33:08,199 --> 00:33:10,239
♪ There is no... ♪