1 00:00:25,572 --> 00:00:29,332 ♪ Dreaming, yes, I'm dreaming ♪ 2 00:00:30,076 --> 00:00:33,866 ♪ I never get my head out the ceiling ♪ 3 00:00:33,955 --> 00:00:37,955 27, 28, 29... 4 00:00:39,294 --> 00:00:42,674 ♪ I'm dreaming of you when I'm dreaming ♪ 5 00:00:44,257 --> 00:00:47,967 ♪ Walking, yes, I'm walking ♪ 6 00:00:49,012 --> 00:00:52,432 ♪ I'm talking to myself when I'm walking ♪ 7 00:00:53,850 --> 00:00:58,440 ♪ I wanna tell you what you already know ♪ 8 00:00:58,521 --> 00:01:01,481 ♪ I'm walking with you when I'm walking ♪ 9 00:01:02,609 --> 00:01:04,859 ♪ Dreaming ♪ 10 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:09,320 ♪ Dreaming ♪ 11 00:01:12,368 --> 00:01:15,908 ♪ I'm dreaming of you when I'm dreaming ♪ 12 00:01:17,123 --> 00:01:21,543 ♪ I wanna tell you what you already know ♪ 13 00:01:21,628 --> 00:01:25,008 ♪ I'm dreaming of you when I'm dreaming ♪ 14 00:01:40,438 --> 00:01:41,438 My angel. 15 00:01:41,523 --> 00:01:43,693 -Oh... 16 00:01:44,526 --> 00:01:46,486 Oh, no, I can explain. 17 00:01:46,569 --> 00:01:48,699 What's happening, Randy? 18 00:01:48,780 --> 00:01:51,410 It's just a little situation I got going on. 19 00:01:51,491 --> 00:01:53,371 It's nothing big. 20 00:01:53,451 --> 00:01:55,371 Randy, do you live in your car? 21 00:01:55,453 --> 00:01:57,163 No, I do not live in my car. 22 00:01:57,247 --> 00:02:00,247 So, when I say I need a night alone to get some rest 23 00:02:00,333 --> 00:02:03,923 and you say you're going home, do you go sleep in your car? 24 00:02:04,003 --> 00:02:07,133 Okay, yeah. That's what I do, but it's just temporary. 25 00:02:07,215 --> 00:02:09,175 I Airbnb'd my apartment for cash. 26 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:10,299 For how long? 27 00:02:11,511 --> 00:02:12,551 For six months. 28 00:02:12,637 --> 00:02:14,597 Six months? 29 00:02:14,681 --> 00:02:18,021 That's not temporary, you're homeless! I have a homeless boyfriend. 30 00:02:18,101 --> 00:02:19,981 I didn't wanna be a mooch anymore, okay? 31 00:02:20,061 --> 00:02:23,981 I felt like shit after I borrowed money from you, and I just wanna save up. 32 00:02:24,858 --> 00:02:28,818 -I wanna be the guy you deserve, Bertie. 33 00:02:28,903 --> 00:02:31,203 Look... 34 00:02:32,907 --> 00:02:35,827 There's another reason that I'm not staying at my apartment, okay? 35 00:02:36,411 --> 00:02:37,371 What is it? 36 00:02:39,164 --> 00:02:41,294 I'll tell you, but promise you won't laugh at me. 37 00:02:41,374 --> 00:02:44,594 I promise you there is zero chance I'm gonna start laughing right now. 38 00:02:46,504 --> 00:02:47,884 My apartment's haunted. 39 00:02:48,923 --> 00:02:51,303 Last time I was there, I walked in, 40 00:02:51,384 --> 00:02:54,684 and I saw this little ghost girl, and she was holding a fucking mirror. 41 00:02:54,762 --> 00:02:58,932 Nope, no, no, no. Guess what. There aren't ghosts. Ghosts aren't real. 42 00:02:59,017 --> 00:03:00,727 Ghosts are real. I saw them with my own eyes. 43 00:03:00,810 --> 00:03:03,810 Forget about ghosts, okay? Even though they're real. 44 00:03:03,897 --> 00:03:05,017 I love you, Bertie. 45 00:03:05,607 --> 00:03:08,317 Look, I know I fucked up by not telling you I live in my car, 46 00:03:08,401 --> 00:03:09,651 but I love you. 47 00:03:09,736 --> 00:03:13,906 You're the nicest, funniest, sweetest, kindest person I've ever met. 48 00:03:13,990 --> 00:03:17,870 I know that I'm a mess. I just need a chance to get my life together, okay? 49 00:03:17,952 --> 00:03:19,872 Just, please, give me a chance. 50 00:03:21,915 --> 00:03:23,575 Let's talk about this later. 51 00:03:23,666 --> 00:03:25,206 Thank you, Bertie-bear. 52 00:03:33,801 --> 00:03:36,471 Is it cool if I brush my teeth in your house? 53 00:03:37,722 --> 00:03:39,602 -Yep, great. -Okay, cool. 54 00:03:39,682 --> 00:03:42,602 Let me just get my toothbrush. It's in here. 55 00:03:42,685 --> 00:03:44,845 I got a bunch of toiletries. 56 00:03:44,938 --> 00:03:48,068 Jesus Christ! It smells so bad! 57 00:03:48,149 --> 00:03:49,359 You think so? 58 00:03:50,735 --> 00:03:52,445 I must be used to it. 59 00:03:52,528 --> 00:03:54,608 What are all those loose feathers? 60 00:03:56,157 --> 00:03:58,657 I left my window down one night. It was roasting hot. 61 00:03:59,035 --> 00:04:02,615 I woke up. There was a pigeon on my chest, staring at me. 62 00:04:03,248 --> 00:04:06,378 I didn't kill it or anything, but it was crazy getting it out of there. 63 00:04:25,728 --> 00:04:27,978 Okay, good one today, guys. 64 00:04:28,064 --> 00:04:32,364 We're bringing out the ratchet pull. Anybody know what that is? Chris! 65 00:04:32,443 --> 00:04:36,533 Ratchet pull, you start with a simple harness-to-cable hookup, 66 00:04:36,614 --> 00:04:38,074 also known as a jerk vest. 67 00:04:38,157 --> 00:04:42,657 Um, then from there, you just attach it to a high point, the cable, 68 00:04:42,745 --> 00:04:45,995 and then it's just all a math problem from there. 69 00:04:46,082 --> 00:04:47,632 Yes. All right! 70 00:04:47,709 --> 00:04:51,549 I'mma walk each of you through a few fight moves before each pull. 71 00:05:15,445 --> 00:05:20,905 -Yeah! That's what I'm talking about! -Yeah! Yeah! 72 00:05:25,747 --> 00:05:27,367 -Good morning. -Yo. 73 00:05:27,457 --> 00:05:28,617 Hey. 74 00:05:28,708 --> 00:05:33,548 I got you a latte. 75 00:05:35,340 --> 00:05:38,590 Dude, thanks. I'm not even gonna question this 76 00:05:38,676 --> 00:05:42,466 because it's my first day off cigarettes, and I would kill for stimulants. So... 77 00:05:42,555 --> 00:05:43,595 Are you kidding? 78 00:05:43,681 --> 00:05:46,431 Good for you. You know, that is not easy. 79 00:05:46,517 --> 00:05:48,517 -You can do this. Okay. -All right. 80 00:05:48,603 --> 00:05:50,523 -Thank you. -No problem. 81 00:05:51,981 --> 00:05:52,821 So, what's up? 82 00:05:52,899 --> 00:05:55,439 What's up 83 00:05:55,526 --> 00:05:57,606 Well, as you know, 84 00:05:57,695 --> 00:06:01,485 my situation around here has been less than ideal lately. 85 00:06:01,574 --> 00:06:04,744 I hemorrhaged listeners when they cut my show an hour. 86 00:06:04,827 --> 00:06:08,577 I think the fans are so broken up about it that they stopped listening altogether. 87 00:06:08,664 --> 00:06:10,374 Yeah. That's maybe it. 88 00:06:10,458 --> 00:06:15,758 So, I was wondering if I could come on Stella's show. 89 00:06:15,838 --> 00:06:17,218 Uh... 90 00:06:17,298 --> 00:06:20,178 We could do, like, a he said-she said kind of a thing. 91 00:06:20,259 --> 00:06:24,599 People call in and we each give advice or whatever you want. 92 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:28,680 I have to mention the book, but I am game for anything. 93 00:06:29,393 --> 00:06:30,483 Um... 94 00:06:31,521 --> 00:06:33,021 It's an interesting idea. 95 00:06:34,148 --> 00:06:38,318 Look, you know how hard it is for me to ask you for this. 96 00:06:38,986 --> 00:06:41,156 All right, I will ask Stella. 97 00:06:41,239 --> 00:06:44,279 -It's her show, but I will try. -Thanks, Mick. 98 00:06:47,286 --> 00:06:49,246 -Hey, Chris. -Hey, Patty. 99 00:06:49,330 --> 00:06:52,130 -I'm loving what I'm seeing out of you. -Oh, thanks. 100 00:06:52,208 --> 00:06:54,248 That fight earlier? You made me believe. 101 00:06:54,335 --> 00:06:57,125 You made me believe. It felt like you were really trying to kill me. 102 00:06:57,213 --> 00:06:58,343 -Yeah, I was. -Ha! 103 00:06:59,006 --> 00:07:01,716 Yeah, I just really want to take this seriously. 104 00:07:01,801 --> 00:07:04,891 Like, someday maybe I'll be the Daniel Day-Lewis of stuntmen. 105 00:07:05,972 --> 00:07:09,312 Not Daniel Day-Lewis' stuntman, but... I mean, that'd be cool, too. 106 00:07:09,392 --> 00:07:10,812 Right, right. 107 00:07:10,893 --> 00:07:13,153 Hey, you know the WaterWorld stunt show at Universal? 108 00:07:13,229 --> 00:07:14,399 At Universal? Yeah. 109 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:17,440 That's probably the best live stunt show of all time. 110 00:07:17,525 --> 00:07:20,315 Well, the director is actually a good friend of mine. 111 00:07:20,403 --> 00:07:23,163 And no promises, but I think I can get you an audition. 112 00:07:23,239 --> 00:07:24,699 -Yeah. 113 00:07:25,324 --> 00:07:26,704 Oh, my God, that would be amazing. 114 00:07:26,784 --> 00:07:28,044 -Great. Oh, my God! 115 00:07:28,119 --> 00:07:29,499 -Thank you, Patty. -No problem. 116 00:07:29,579 --> 00:07:32,789 I actually watched that movie recently, it still holds up. 117 00:07:32,874 --> 00:07:37,674 And Kevin Costner at the beginning of the first scene, drinking his own piss, 118 00:07:37,753 --> 00:07:40,173 which a lot of people got grossed out about. 119 00:07:40,256 --> 00:07:42,966 But if you think about it, you can't drink saltwater. 120 00:07:43,050 --> 00:07:46,010 -Right. I actually haven't seen the movie. -Oh, yeah. 121 00:07:46,095 --> 00:07:49,095 -Thanks, Patty. 122 00:08:39,315 --> 00:08:42,275 I'm saying, why don't we give these two lines to Brooklyn? 123 00:08:42,860 --> 00:08:47,620 I mean, Brooklyn is a kind of a good actress. She just, you know... 124 00:08:48,324 --> 00:08:50,284 Can't say lines well. 125 00:08:50,701 --> 00:08:52,121 -Hey. Dude! 126 00:08:52,203 --> 00:08:54,503 -Jesus! Hi. 127 00:08:54,956 --> 00:08:57,576 Oh, sorry. Do you guys know where Gus is? 128 00:08:57,667 --> 00:08:58,667 Are you a friend of Gus'? 129 00:08:58,751 --> 00:09:01,801 -Yeah, he's my best friend. -Not surprising. 130 00:09:01,879 --> 00:09:05,799 We don't know where Gus is, I'm sorry. Um, what's your name? 131 00:09:05,883 --> 00:09:07,763 -Randy Monahan. -Randy, Wyatt. Nice to meet you. 132 00:09:07,843 --> 00:09:08,933 Nice to meet you. 133 00:09:09,011 --> 00:09:12,101 Don't worry about it. We're talking about the script. 134 00:09:12,181 --> 00:09:14,431 Gus might be over there or over there. 135 00:09:14,517 --> 00:09:15,937 Walk around till you find him maybe. 136 00:09:16,435 --> 00:09:18,845 -I'm not in the script. -No, we know that. 137 00:09:18,938 --> 00:09:21,438 -Gus. Hey. 138 00:09:21,524 --> 00:09:24,494 Sorry. This is my friend Randy. It's his first day on set as an extra. 139 00:09:24,569 --> 00:09:26,239 -We met. He's really-- 140 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:29,240 I've been sleeping in my Jeep, and my girlfriend's pretty pissed off, 141 00:09:29,323 --> 00:09:32,913 -so I'm trying to get some extra cash. -Okay. Let's wrap this conversation up. 142 00:09:33,578 --> 00:09:37,708 You shouldn't really talk to these guys. They're very important. Yeah. 143 00:09:37,790 --> 00:09:41,590 -Oh, cool. Nice to meet you guys. 144 00:09:41,669 --> 00:09:43,839 -Yeah. Hey, great show. -Oh, thanks. 145 00:09:43,921 --> 00:09:45,421 -Okay. Bye. Come on. -Bye. 146 00:09:45,506 --> 00:09:46,836 Good to have you on board. 147 00:09:47,675 --> 00:09:51,755 Hey, Randy, it's no big deal, but you probably just should talk to me. 148 00:09:51,846 --> 00:09:54,016 Those guys are kinda grouchy -Yeah, yeah. 149 00:09:56,350 --> 00:09:59,150 It's good. I mean, stressful. 150 00:09:59,228 --> 00:10:01,728 Just sticking my chin out and making this thing. 151 00:10:02,106 --> 00:10:04,146 Even if it comes out great and I put it online, 152 00:10:04,233 --> 00:10:05,993 I don't know if anybody's gonna watch it. 153 00:10:06,068 --> 00:10:11,238 Yeah. You should put someone famous in it. Like Matt Damon or Blythe Danner. 154 00:10:11,324 --> 00:10:13,874 -Blythe Danner. -She's Gwyneth Paltrow's mom. 155 00:10:13,951 --> 00:10:17,621 No, I know of her. I just don't know Blythe Danner personally. 156 00:10:17,705 --> 00:10:19,955 Well, how about Arya? You know her. 157 00:10:21,167 --> 00:10:23,167 Yeah, you know what? Actually... 158 00:10:24,378 --> 00:10:28,628 that Liberty Down movie is gonna come out. She's gonna blow up from that. 159 00:10:28,716 --> 00:10:30,466 But a lot of people would watch my short if-- 160 00:10:30,551 --> 00:10:33,601 Hey, Gus. And your buddy. Sorry. 161 00:10:33,679 --> 00:10:36,929 We can hear you. Could you guys just give us some room? 162 00:10:37,016 --> 00:10:40,096 -Just clear the stage. -Oh! Yeah, we'll keep it down, sorry. 163 00:10:40,686 --> 00:10:43,896 Don't keep it down. Maybe instead of keeping it down, just go? 164 00:10:43,981 --> 00:10:44,861 Go! 165 00:10:44,940 --> 00:10:46,980 Oh, sorry. Bye. 166 00:10:47,068 --> 00:10:48,358 Hey, that reminds me, 167 00:10:48,444 --> 00:10:50,914 as far as food stuff goes, I can take whatever I want? 168 00:10:51,697 --> 00:10:56,077 Anyway, I've had sex with 36 people. Only three of them more than once. 169 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:58,790 Is that sad or awesome? I can't really tell. 170 00:10:58,871 --> 00:11:01,711 You know you can talk to me about stuff other than sex, right? 171 00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:04,751 -Yeah. 172 00:11:04,835 --> 00:11:08,335 No, no! You just quit! You are not supposed to be out here. 173 00:11:08,422 --> 00:11:09,842 I'm not gonna smoke, relax. 174 00:11:09,924 --> 00:11:12,554 I just miss the ritual. I wanna be with you guys. 175 00:11:12,635 --> 00:11:14,635 Why'd you quit in the first place? 176 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:17,390 You would have already gotten cancer, right? 177 00:11:17,473 --> 00:11:19,183 I don't think that science checks out. 178 00:11:20,935 --> 00:11:22,265 Can I sniff your hand? 179 00:11:22,353 --> 00:11:23,603 Weird. No. 180 00:11:23,687 --> 00:11:27,527 Look at me, I'm your boss. Let me smell your hand. 181 00:11:27,608 --> 00:11:30,188 You might get a whiff of onion in there, too. 182 00:11:30,277 --> 00:11:33,987 Oh, my God. That smells so good. 183 00:11:34,073 --> 00:11:35,913 All right, I'm good. Now I don't need to smoke. 184 00:11:35,991 --> 00:11:38,241 "Dad, I got a job! I talk about giving head all day, 185 00:11:38,327 --> 00:11:40,117 and my boss makes me let her smell my hand." 186 00:11:40,204 --> 00:11:42,964 Oh, you're just living the dream! 187 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:46,170 All right. Your boss has to ask a little favor of you. 188 00:11:46,877 --> 00:11:47,837 Yeah, whatever you want. 189 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:51,010 We have to have Dr. Greg on the show tomorrow. 190 00:11:51,382 --> 00:11:53,092 Gross, no! Why? 191 00:11:53,509 --> 00:11:56,599 I know he's kind of a dick. It's not my favorite idea. 192 00:11:56,679 --> 00:12:01,429 "Kind of a dick"? He's a huge dick. He treats me like I'm a total amateur. 193 00:12:01,517 --> 00:12:04,097 Which I sort of am, but he acts like I'm not even a person. When we first met, he asked who the president was when I was born 194 00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:09,776 and then when I said Clinton, he just laughed and walked away. 195 00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:15,989 Look, I know that he's an asshole. He is 100% an asshole, 196 00:12:16,073 --> 00:12:18,663 but he's going through a hard time, and this might help him. 197 00:12:19,034 --> 00:12:21,584 -Nothing good. 198 00:12:22,079 --> 00:12:24,669 You're just gonna call your mom and pretend to be pregnant again. 199 00:12:24,748 --> 00:12:27,078 Yeah, I guess that might be getting kind of old. 200 00:12:27,918 --> 00:12:28,788 Please? 201 00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:32,668 Fine. If you really want to. I guess it could be good. 202 00:12:32,756 --> 00:12:35,216 -Yes. -You guys are gonna be fine. 203 00:12:36,260 --> 00:12:37,930 Do you even know what we're talking about? 204 00:12:38,846 --> 00:12:40,216 No, I tuned out. 205 00:12:40,306 --> 00:12:42,846 Just as other millions and quadrillions of atoms 206 00:12:42,933 --> 00:12:48,983 are the tiny building blocks which make up everything in the world. Ships and... 207 00:12:49,064 --> 00:12:50,734 Uh-huh. 208 00:12:50,816 --> 00:12:52,226 Just one sec. Sorry. 209 00:12:52,318 --> 00:12:54,148 It's 4:30. I think we're done. 210 00:12:54,236 --> 00:12:56,566 -It's 4:30. 211 00:12:57,239 --> 00:12:58,659 Yes. It is. 212 00:12:58,741 --> 00:13:02,371 Okay, um, class dismissed. 213 00:13:02,453 --> 00:13:04,463 I don't know what you're working on that's so important, 214 00:13:04,538 --> 00:13:06,458 but I'm trying to get into Brown over here. 215 00:13:06,540 --> 00:13:11,590 No. Yeah, no. I was just working on lesson plans for next week. 216 00:13:12,796 --> 00:13:15,506 Really? 'Cause I can see the reflection in your glasses 217 00:13:15,591 --> 00:13:17,261 and it definitely looks like a screenplay. 218 00:13:18,552 --> 00:13:23,272 Annie. You're vaping in class? Jesus Christ! Come on. 219 00:13:23,349 --> 00:13:28,349 Sorry, class is over. Thanks for not telling anyone. Bye. 220 00:13:28,437 --> 00:13:29,647 Okay. Bye. 221 00:13:36,028 --> 00:13:38,698 Hey. How are you feeling? 222 00:13:39,281 --> 00:13:42,451 I'm just tired. I just wanna sleep. 223 00:13:42,535 --> 00:13:45,405 Well... Hey, before you go, 224 00:13:45,496 --> 00:13:48,786 I just wanted to talk to you about something real quick. 225 00:13:50,042 --> 00:13:56,012 Not a big deal. Just wanted to ask you a little, teeny-tiny favor. 226 00:13:56,090 --> 00:13:58,180 Favor. Oh, fucking fuck! 227 00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:02,468 Okay. Well, you know I like to write, 228 00:14:03,013 --> 00:14:04,643 and I've been writing, 229 00:14:04,723 --> 00:14:08,103 and also been directing something that I wrote. 230 00:14:08,185 --> 00:14:09,805 And it's really cool. 231 00:14:09,895 --> 00:14:12,145 It's kind of a thriller. 232 00:14:12,231 --> 00:14:16,361 Sort of like a dark, erotic thriller kinda thing, 233 00:14:16,443 --> 00:14:21,413 and I was thinkin' it'd be really fun and really cool 234 00:14:21,907 --> 00:14:23,407 if you had a part in it. 235 00:14:23,492 --> 00:14:26,332 You want me to play a part in your erotic thriller? 236 00:14:26,412 --> 00:14:29,292 Well, it's not an "erotic" erotic thriller. 237 00:14:29,373 --> 00:14:31,753 I mean, it's more just for adults. 238 00:14:31,834 --> 00:14:33,504 Oh, so it's an adult film? 239 00:14:33,586 --> 00:14:37,586 No, it's a movie for adults 240 00:14:37,673 --> 00:14:40,223 that's just a regular movie 241 00:14:40,301 --> 00:14:45,891 that I've put a lot of time and energy and money into. 242 00:14:45,973 --> 00:14:48,603 Basically, emptied out my bank account. 243 00:14:48,684 --> 00:14:51,904 You're using your own money? Gus, that's so sad. 244 00:14:51,979 --> 00:14:53,309 Well, yeah, I have to. 245 00:14:53,397 --> 00:14:57,027 I don't have any funding or connections or whatever. 246 00:14:57,109 --> 00:14:58,819 I mean, you and me, we're in the same boat. 247 00:14:58,903 --> 00:15:02,323 We're two people who had to make our own luck, 248 00:15:02,406 --> 00:15:04,826 roll up our sleeves, work hard to get the things we want. 249 00:15:04,909 --> 00:15:08,789 We're not like these guys who were born on third and thought they hit a triple. 250 00:15:09,538 --> 00:15:12,958 I mean, you're a white guy who I think is straight. 251 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:15,002 You were at least born on second. 252 00:15:15,753 --> 00:15:16,593 That's true. 253 00:15:16,670 --> 00:15:19,170 That's a good point. 254 00:15:19,256 --> 00:15:22,466 Um... I guess I'm asking you 255 00:15:22,551 --> 00:15:27,431 'cause you're really the only person who can help me out right now. 256 00:15:27,514 --> 00:15:29,894 Stop, stop. You're really making me feel uncomfortable. 257 00:15:30,893 --> 00:15:32,143 I understand. 258 00:15:32,978 --> 00:15:37,108 I will do this one thing for you. Ever. 259 00:15:37,191 --> 00:15:40,951 This will be the one time that I do something for you. 260 00:15:41,570 --> 00:15:45,410 Do you want this to be the one time that I do something for you? 261 00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:49,995 Your one favor. There's a lot of other things I could do for you. 262 00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:50,909 Right. 263 00:15:51,914 --> 00:15:53,714 -In the world. -Mm-hmm. 264 00:15:53,791 --> 00:15:56,961 And you're choosing this. Are you sure about that? -It's scary when you say-- -Yeah, I hope it's scary. 265 00:16:00,297 --> 00:16:01,507 I hope you're very scared 266 00:16:01,590 --> 00:16:03,340 because there's a lot of other things I could do for you 267 00:16:03,425 --> 00:16:04,755 and this is what you're choosing. 268 00:16:07,763 --> 00:16:08,893 Okay. 269 00:16:09,765 --> 00:16:11,425 I mean, I'm confident... 270 00:16:11,517 --> 00:16:15,057 'Cause, you know what? This is gonna be really cool. 271 00:16:15,145 --> 00:16:16,355 I'm sure of it. 272 00:16:17,439 --> 00:16:18,479 Is that sarcasm? 273 00:16:19,066 --> 00:16:19,896 No. 274 00:16:38,627 --> 00:16:40,087 -Hello. Hi. -Hi! 275 00:16:40,879 --> 00:16:45,509 Sorry, I hope this isn't weird, but can I please borrow some of your makeup? 276 00:16:45,592 --> 00:16:47,052 Why do you wanna borrow my makeup? 277 00:16:47,678 --> 00:16:51,808 You know, just to look a little bit nicer and just amp myself up. 278 00:16:51,890 --> 00:16:54,690 Just something casual for daytime, no big deal. 279 00:16:54,768 --> 00:16:56,478 Why, are you meeting a guy or something? 280 00:16:56,562 --> 00:17:00,322 -Oh, yes. But I have a boyfriend, so... -Oh... 281 00:17:00,983 --> 00:17:02,233 Just friends meeting. 282 00:17:02,317 --> 00:17:05,737 Right. Okay. Lip gloss. 283 00:17:05,821 --> 00:17:07,361 -Thank you. -Mm-hmm. 284 00:17:07,990 --> 00:17:09,990 -I'm 16. 285 00:17:10,075 --> 00:17:11,115 Oh. 286 00:17:11,785 --> 00:17:13,115 You're cool. 287 00:17:13,203 --> 00:17:16,003 I didn't get cool until way later. So, good job. 288 00:17:16,081 --> 00:17:17,461 Oh, yeah 289 00:17:19,251 --> 00:17:22,961 I gotta tell ya, I love the swag, by the way. 290 00:17:23,047 --> 00:17:25,047 -Oh, yeah, thanks. -Your own condoms. 291 00:17:25,132 --> 00:17:28,842 I tried to get them to make Heart Work mugs for me, 292 00:17:28,927 --> 00:17:31,847 -but they said it wasn't in the budget. -Oh. 293 00:17:31,930 --> 00:17:33,560 Made one for myself, though. 294 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:34,730 Are we ready? 295 00:17:36,894 --> 00:17:38,524 Hey, guys! It's me, Stella. 296 00:17:38,604 --> 00:17:42,444 And this week, we've got a special guest. Dr. Greg Colter, who... 297 00:17:43,233 --> 00:17:44,943 He hosts Heart Work at Gravity, 298 00:17:45,027 --> 00:17:46,487 and he also just wrote a new book. 299 00:17:46,570 --> 00:17:47,740 Welcome, Greg. 300 00:17:47,821 --> 00:17:52,871 Thank you, Stella. Guess I'm here to represent the male perspective. 301 00:17:52,951 --> 00:17:56,621 Right, 'cause society needs more of that. 302 00:17:56,705 --> 00:17:58,615 Well, I actually think it does. 303 00:17:58,707 --> 00:18:03,167 I believe wholeheartedly that men and women are equal, 304 00:18:03,253 --> 00:18:07,133 but, lately, with the popularity of feminism, 305 00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:11,386 I do think that it has drowned out some prominent male voices, 306 00:18:11,470 --> 00:18:12,970 and that is a real shame. 307 00:18:13,055 --> 00:18:14,425 Okay. 308 00:18:14,515 --> 00:18:17,805 Um, Dr. Greg is not a comedian or performance artist. 309 00:18:17,893 --> 00:18:21,403 He is a professional therapist who believes the words he's saying. 310 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:23,650 -Let's take some calls. 311 00:18:24,358 --> 00:18:26,438 Hey, Sarah in Portland. You're on with me 312 00:18:26,527 --> 00:18:29,487 and a man who believes men don't get heard enough, Dr. Greg Colter. 313 00:18:29,571 --> 00:18:32,201 Hi. Hey, guys. 314 00:18:32,282 --> 00:18:35,162 So, I recently discovered that I like being choked. 315 00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:38,544 During sex, not, like, in general. Is that bad? 316 00:18:38,622 --> 00:18:42,582 No. I mean, as long as you're safe and with a partner that you trust, 317 00:18:42,668 --> 00:18:44,168 I think you should do what makes you feel good. 318 00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,553 Don't be ashamed of who you are, you fucking freak. 319 00:18:46,630 --> 00:18:48,550 Well, I totally disagree. 320 00:18:48,632 --> 00:18:50,842 Maybe you should feel weird about it. 321 00:18:50,926 --> 00:18:54,756 Because what is freaky is not always what is healthy. 322 00:18:54,847 --> 00:18:56,927 Sometimes, self-harm is a cry for help. 323 00:18:57,015 --> 00:18:58,425 Oh, hold on a second. 324 00:18:58,517 --> 00:18:59,597 Life is hard. 325 00:18:59,685 --> 00:19:03,685 I think you should get yourself a sweet orgasm any way you can. 326 00:19:03,772 --> 00:19:07,232 Don't listen to Dr. Greg Colter. Actually, google Dr. Greg Colter. 327 00:19:07,317 --> 00:19:09,397 You can tell by his face he has boring sex. 328 00:19:09,486 --> 00:19:13,316 Well, I've actually had many adventurous experiences. 329 00:19:13,907 --> 00:19:17,907 I have experienced food play many, many times. 330 00:19:17,995 --> 00:19:21,115 Uh... I'm into feet. 331 00:19:21,915 --> 00:19:25,995 I once orgasmed by giving cunnilingus. 332 00:19:26,587 --> 00:19:29,207 Amazing. Do we have another caller? 333 00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:32,508 Okay, so then, this guy, way far stage right, 334 00:19:32,593 --> 00:19:34,263 pulls up a fucking rocket launcher. 335 00:19:34,344 --> 00:19:35,974 And he fires it. 336 00:19:36,054 --> 00:19:38,974 It goes across the entire stadium, hits the Deacon 337 00:19:39,057 --> 00:19:41,387 and his entire body bursts into flames. 338 00:19:41,476 --> 00:19:43,976 -Good Lord! -Yeah. Still fighting the whole time. 339 00:19:45,731 --> 00:19:49,031 And then, comes to the edge, he's, like, so high up, 340 00:19:49,109 --> 00:19:53,359 and all of a sudden... Falls. Like no big deal. 341 00:19:53,447 --> 00:19:59,077 Thirty feet easily, lands in the pool, huge splash, and then... Awesome. 342 00:19:59,161 --> 00:20:02,871 Chris, I'm really proud of you. I hope you get it. It's so cool. 343 00:20:02,956 --> 00:20:03,916 Oh, thanks. Me, too. 344 00:20:03,999 --> 00:20:05,539 What about you 345 00:20:05,626 --> 00:20:08,336 -I've been going back to Bar Body a bit. -Cool. 346 00:20:08,420 --> 00:20:10,920 I went this morning, actually. Did a whole class. 347 00:20:11,006 --> 00:20:13,836 And I did not vomit afterwards. 348 00:20:13,926 --> 00:20:17,136 Congratulations. Not puking, very cool. 349 00:20:17,221 --> 00:20:20,221 Is your place far from here? I could really use the bathroom. 350 00:20:20,891 --> 00:20:25,271 Oh, well, the public restroom is right around the corner over there. 351 00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:26,314 Uh-huh. 352 00:20:28,649 --> 00:20:32,149 But that one's gross. Come here, I'll show you my place. 353 00:20:33,570 --> 00:20:37,570 Yeah, so basically, think Mad Max, although instead of sand, water. 354 00:20:38,992 --> 00:20:41,202 Ruby, Ruby, easy with the smoke, man. 355 00:20:41,286 --> 00:20:44,456 It's to keep the tone of the film. It looks grainy, like... 356 00:20:44,539 --> 00:20:47,419 Yeah, but we talked about this. This scene is lighter on smoke 357 00:20:47,501 --> 00:20:50,171 because Roman has clarity and the audience has clarity. 358 00:20:50,254 --> 00:20:52,594 So the mise 359 00:20:52,673 --> 00:20:57,553 -No, that's what I was telling Wade. -It looks like the school's on fire. 360 00:20:58,053 --> 00:20:59,433 -Okay. -You'll see it in post. 361 00:21:01,348 --> 00:21:03,018 I've been seeing this guy. 362 00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:05,730 He's successful and smart and really nice, but-- 363 00:21:05,811 --> 00:21:08,561 -But you don't wanna fuck him. -I don't wanna fuck him. 364 00:21:08,647 --> 00:21:09,477 Right. 365 00:21:09,564 --> 00:21:11,734 Anyway, he's taking me out to meet Lana Del Rey. 366 00:21:11,817 --> 00:21:13,817 He has a friend who's friends with her. 367 00:21:13,902 --> 00:21:16,742 Can I go even though I'm not gonna date him or fuck him after? 368 00:21:16,822 --> 00:21:19,912 Dude, yes! Totally go! Your body, your choice. 369 00:21:19,992 --> 00:21:21,912 His Lana connection, his choice. 370 00:21:21,994 --> 00:21:23,254 What? 371 00:21:23,328 --> 00:21:26,288 Here's the advice, Amy. Okay, you ready for it? 372 00:21:26,373 --> 00:21:29,293 Cancel the date, or if you go, have sex with him. 373 00:21:29,376 --> 00:21:32,376 No, don't do that. She just said she doesn't wanna have sex with him. 374 00:21:32,462 --> 00:21:34,172 I mean... Greg MD. 375 00:21:34,256 --> 00:21:37,756 -No, you can't call me Greg MD! 376 00:21:37,843 --> 00:21:41,263 Are you saying every time a guy takes us out, we're obligated to fuck him? 377 00:21:41,346 --> 00:21:44,176 That's not what I'm saying. Don't put words in my mouth here. 378 00:21:44,266 --> 00:21:47,556 Let me break it down, this whole thing, what all of this is about. 379 00:21:47,644 --> 00:21:48,564 Please. I was-- 380 00:21:48,645 --> 00:21:51,265 -Face the facts. -I'm ready. Let's face them. 381 00:21:51,356 --> 00:21:54,226 Women use sex to manipulate men. Fact. 382 00:21:54,901 --> 00:21:57,901 I use sex for sexual pleasure. 383 00:21:57,988 --> 00:22:02,618 You've made that painfully obvious. Of course, yeah, you love sex. 384 00:22:02,701 --> 00:22:07,161 Get it, good. But also, bullshit. Sex got you famous. 385 00:22:07,247 --> 00:22:09,457 This asshole Amy from Hollywood 386 00:22:09,541 --> 00:22:12,591 is using her sexuality to meet Lana Del Rey. 387 00:22:12,669 --> 00:22:15,549 Even your amazing producer here, Mickey Dobbs, 388 00:22:15,630 --> 00:22:19,380 who's really been bringing in the thought-provoking calls here, 389 00:22:19,468 --> 00:22:21,798 used me for sex, right? 390 00:22:21,887 --> 00:22:25,427 -Yeah. Hi, this is Mickey. 391 00:22:25,515 --> 00:22:29,435 Okay, I'm not ashamed to admit it. We had sex. 392 00:22:29,519 --> 00:22:33,019 And it was gross. And I wasn't manipulating you. 393 00:22:33,106 --> 00:22:36,026 Give me a break! You led me on! 394 00:22:36,109 --> 00:22:39,149 You fucked me so that I wouldn't fire you. 395 00:22:39,237 --> 00:22:41,777 You probably slipped me Viagra during lunch 396 00:22:41,865 --> 00:22:43,865 because I remember getting harder than usual. 397 00:22:45,035 --> 00:22:46,445 Dr. Greg, moving on-- 398 00:22:46,536 --> 00:22:51,116 Men are not necessarily the problem, okay, Miss Feminist? 399 00:22:51,208 --> 00:22:55,958 Women are the fucking problem, too, because you fuck us and you fuck with us! 400 00:22:56,046 --> 00:22:56,916 Here! You wanna fuck? 401 00:22:57,005 --> 00:22:59,415 -There you go. Fuck your life away! 402 00:22:59,508 --> 00:23:00,798 Fuck this! 403 00:23:01,968 --> 00:23:04,638 Dr. Greg just threw condoms at my head, guys. This is real. 404 00:23:04,721 --> 00:23:06,931 He threw the chair down. He's leaving. 405 00:23:07,849 --> 00:23:10,809 And, action! 406 00:23:10,894 --> 00:23:13,274 Haley, I know you're scared. We all are. 407 00:23:13,355 --> 00:23:16,475 But you have to tell me what you saw before someone else gets killed. 408 00:23:16,566 --> 00:23:19,356 They threatened my family! And what if I'm next? 409 00:23:19,444 --> 00:23:22,324 Haley, it's always better to tell the truth. 410 00:23:22,405 --> 00:23:24,655 And what if the truth's not so simple? 411 00:23:25,909 --> 00:23:31,079 Well, I have time. I'll listen. I'll protect you. 412 00:23:31,164 --> 00:23:33,884 Yeah! Cut! 413 00:23:33,959 --> 00:23:35,879 All right! 414 00:23:35,961 --> 00:23:38,341 Okay. Yes, yes, yes. 415 00:23:38,421 --> 00:23:41,171 All right. Up top. Down low. 416 00:23:41,258 --> 00:23:43,178 Too slow. Okay. Great job, guys. 417 00:23:43,260 --> 00:23:46,220 Gus. Gus, I have a fuck up. 418 00:23:47,430 --> 00:23:48,520 The card is full. 419 00:23:49,432 --> 00:23:52,772 Oh, the card is full 420 00:23:52,853 --> 00:23:56,363 Okay, Mr. Prankster. I didn't know we had a Mr. Clooney on set. 421 00:23:56,439 --> 00:23:58,729 No, it's just, my card... 422 00:23:59,776 --> 00:24:02,526 The card is full. And so, we did not get the... 423 00:24:02,612 --> 00:24:04,242 Did you get any of the take? 424 00:24:04,906 --> 00:24:07,906 No. I got the first three seconds and then... 425 00:24:07,993 --> 00:24:10,003 Okay, get a new card. I don't care. Let's do it again. 426 00:24:10,078 --> 00:24:11,498 We got five minutes. We'll do it again. 427 00:24:11,580 --> 00:24:13,420 I'll go out to my car. It's in my car. 428 00:24:13,498 --> 00:24:15,168 You don't have the card here? 429 00:24:16,084 --> 00:24:18,094 -No. Yes. 430 00:24:18,170 --> 00:24:20,670 Then just wipe the card. 431 00:24:20,755 --> 00:24:23,295 Just wipe it clean, we'll start from the beginning. We'll start from the... 432 00:24:23,383 --> 00:24:26,973 top. The first five takes were shit anyway. 433 00:24:27,053 --> 00:24:28,563 I'm sorry, but they were. 434 00:24:28,638 --> 00:24:32,138 So now we're in a groove, so we'll just wipe the card. 435 00:24:32,225 --> 00:24:33,305 We're gonna lose all those takes? 436 00:24:34,019 --> 00:24:34,849 One request. 437 00:24:34,936 --> 00:24:38,686 Can people care about this as much as I fucking care? 438 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,200 Wow, cool vibe on set, Michael Bay. 439 00:24:43,820 --> 00:24:45,990 Let's roll. Let's just roll. 440 00:24:46,948 --> 00:24:50,488 Yeah, and then they replaced two of the treadmills with ellipticals. 441 00:24:50,577 --> 00:24:52,157 -Oh, that's crazy. 442 00:24:52,245 --> 00:24:57,625 It's just like Gus' place. Same weird art on the walls and everything. 443 00:24:57,709 --> 00:25:01,709 Yeah. Well, actually, there's a couple small differences... 444 00:25:01,796 --> 00:25:03,086 Uh, my microwave broke. 445 00:25:03,173 --> 00:25:06,973 So, they came and replaced it, and this one is top of the line. 446 00:25:07,052 --> 00:25:08,092 That's cool. 447 00:25:08,178 --> 00:25:11,008 So if you ever need to microwave anything, don't go to Gus'. 448 00:25:11,097 --> 00:25:12,137 I won't. 449 00:25:12,224 --> 00:25:16,394 Oh, check this out. I wanted to know what the meaning of this painting was, 450 00:25:16,478 --> 00:25:19,398 so I found the artist on Facebook and reached out. 451 00:25:19,481 --> 00:25:20,771 He got back to me in two seconds. What was the meaning? 452 00:25:23,068 --> 00:25:27,238 Um... No meaning. Just that, it was just dots. 453 00:25:27,322 --> 00:25:30,782 Yeah, he, um, likes dots. 454 00:25:30,867 --> 00:25:33,037 Do you need to use the bathroom? 455 00:25:34,162 --> 00:25:35,712 No. 456 00:25:41,419 --> 00:25:44,259 -You're very physically capable. -I'm a stuntman. 457 00:25:44,339 --> 00:25:45,879 That's so fucking hot. 458 00:25:48,426 --> 00:25:51,426 Excuse me. We had a lunch break on set, 459 00:25:51,513 --> 00:25:54,683 all these buildings look alike, but Witchita is that way, right? 460 00:25:55,684 --> 00:25:59,944 The Witchita set is that way, right? I'm supposed to be there now, so... 461 00:26:00,939 --> 00:26:03,019 Witchita set. 462 00:26:03,108 --> 00:26:05,068 Is that the zombie cart? 463 00:26:05,151 --> 00:26:09,451 Hey! Hey, excuse me. Zombie cart, hold on. I'm supposed to be on the cart. We are living in a very sensitive time, 464 00:26:13,910 --> 00:26:18,870 and we need to be mindful of hateful, sexist rhetoric. 465 00:26:18,957 --> 00:26:19,787 Agreed. 466 00:26:19,874 --> 00:26:22,594 The whole point was to have a very frank discussion 467 00:26:22,669 --> 00:26:24,839 about gender and sexuality. 468 00:26:24,921 --> 00:26:27,631 -You cannot throw condoms at a co-worker. -I was building to that. 469 00:26:27,716 --> 00:26:31,546 You cannot call out a co-worker's sexual history on live radio. 470 00:26:31,636 --> 00:26:32,636 Also true. 471 00:26:32,721 --> 00:26:35,141 And you cannot verbally abuse our subscribers. 472 00:26:35,223 --> 00:26:37,433 So, what happens now? 473 00:26:40,186 --> 00:26:42,976 -You're suspended until further notice. Wow. 474 00:26:44,649 --> 00:26:47,779 I have devoted 15 years of my life to helping people. 475 00:26:47,861 --> 00:26:52,661 I've been at Gravity since the beginning. How am I supposed to pay my mortgage? 476 00:26:52,741 --> 00:26:55,161 -You rent. You don't have a mortgage. -It's a figure of speech. 477 00:26:55,243 --> 00:26:57,583 Hey, just keep a cool head here. 478 00:26:57,662 --> 00:26:58,712 Sorry. 479 00:26:58,788 --> 00:27:01,498 I'll call you as soon as I know what we're gonna do, all right? 480 00:27:01,583 --> 00:27:03,343 Rick is gonna escort you out. 481 00:27:05,628 --> 00:27:08,168 Bet you couldn't be happier about this, huh? 482 00:27:08,256 --> 00:27:10,336 -Yeah. 483 00:27:10,425 --> 00:27:11,715 I tried to fucking help you. 484 00:27:11,801 --> 00:27:14,601 Oh, my fucking God. -It's not my fault he fucked himself. 485 00:27:14,679 --> 00:27:19,979 Okay. Okay. We have no choice. I'm sorry, Greg. 486 00:27:22,896 --> 00:27:24,476 It's "Dr. Greg." 487 00:27:28,234 --> 00:27:29,574 Let's go, Rick. 488 00:27:39,037 --> 00:27:41,957 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. I got it, buddy. 489 00:27:42,540 --> 00:27:45,630 Thanks. Thanks, man. 490 00:27:45,710 --> 00:27:49,130 -Yeah, great day. It was a great day. 491 00:27:49,214 --> 00:27:51,054 -Oh, I got it. I got it. 492 00:27:51,132 --> 00:27:52,092 Yeah, it's cool. 493 00:28:01,017 --> 00:28:04,017 -Yep. 494 00:28:06,439 --> 00:28:11,949 And, hey, Ruby, you know, as far as that card stuff goes, like, shit happens. 495 00:28:12,028 --> 00:28:13,358 I guess so. 496 00:28:14,531 --> 00:28:15,621 All right. 497 00:28:17,784 --> 00:28:19,414 Got that scene though, huh? 498 00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:21,620 Yeah, rock on. 499 00:28:29,212 --> 00:28:31,052 Stay cool. 500 00:28:31,131 --> 00:28:32,341 Stay cool. 501 00:28:33,258 --> 00:28:34,758 Stay cool. 502 00:28:43,476 --> 00:28:44,686 Chris. 503 00:28:46,062 --> 00:28:47,152 Chris. 504 00:28:48,565 --> 00:28:50,065 We fell asleep. 505 00:28:53,737 --> 00:28:55,737 Okay, I'm just gonna go. 506 00:29:05,832 --> 00:29:07,582 You're very good at sex. 507 00:29:09,711 --> 00:29:11,091 What was his face like? 508 00:29:12,630 --> 00:29:14,720 Uh... Sad? 509 00:29:14,799 --> 00:29:17,049 Who got to be there? You, Erika... 510 00:29:17,135 --> 00:29:18,255 Yeah, me and Erika. 511 00:29:18,344 --> 00:29:22,274 I hate his Andre Agassi haircut. It's, like, weak genes or something. 512 00:29:23,433 --> 00:29:27,103 I just want more specifics. It's not fair that I didn't get to watch him leave. 513 00:29:27,187 --> 00:29:28,517 Yes, tell us more. 514 00:29:29,272 --> 00:29:31,822 I don't know, he just seemed broken. 515 00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:35,200 People should throw more tantrums at work. I would show up more often. 516 00:29:35,278 --> 00:29:37,238 This is the best day of my professional career. 517 00:29:37,322 --> 00:29:40,282 I've only been in the workforce for, like, two months, but still. 518 00:29:41,201 --> 00:29:42,871 -I'm gonna smoke. 519 00:29:42,952 --> 00:29:45,042 Oh, my God, Truman. Hey, will you watch for roofies? 520 00:29:45,121 --> 00:29:46,961 -Yes. Sorry, Mickey. 521 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,250 No, it's cool. I'm with you guys in spirit. 522 00:29:58,635 --> 00:30:00,465 Hey, could I get a vodka tonic? 523 00:30:00,553 --> 00:30:01,813 Yeah, sure thing. Never mind. I'm good. 524 00:30:28,331 --> 00:30:29,541 -Yeah, hey! 525 00:30:29,624 --> 00:30:32,964 The park doesn't open for 20 minutes so I can run you through a couple moves. 526 00:30:33,044 --> 00:30:36,054 Yeah, man. I'm all yours. 527 00:30:36,130 --> 00:30:41,390 ♪ If you build me up to break me down ♪ 528 00:30:43,263 --> 00:30:48,523 ♪ If you're looking for things That you never found ♪ 529 00:30:48,601 --> 00:30:53,981 ♪ Got to give it to get it ♪ 530 00:30:54,816 --> 00:30:59,196 ♪ Got to live it, less you regret it ♪ 531 00:31:02,699 --> 00:31:06,119 ♪ How could everything be wrong ♪ 532 00:31:06,870 --> 00:31:12,500 ♪ When there's so many things going on? ♪ 533 00:31:14,752 --> 00:31:18,012 ♪ Life's a bell that must be rung ♪ 534 00:31:26,347 --> 00:31:32,897 ♪ If we live tonight Like it's our last chance ♪ 535 00:31:32,979 --> 00:31:38,189 ♪ Oh, they're playing our song We better dance ♪ 536 00:31:38,276 --> 00:31:43,906 ♪ Got to give it to get it ♪ 537 00:31:44,866 --> 00:31:50,116 ♪ Got to live it, unless we'll regret it ♪ 538 00:31:52,832 --> 00:31:56,422 ♪ How could everything be wrong ♪ 539 00:31:57,170 --> 00:32:01,800 ♪ When there's so many things going on ♪ 540 00:32:04,761 --> 00:32:07,971 ♪ Life's a bell that must be rung ♪ 541 00:32:10,850 --> 00:32:14,770 ♪ Life's a song that must be sung ♪ 542 00:32:16,022 --> 00:32:16,862 ♪ Hey! ♪ 543 00:32:35,708 --> 00:32:39,588 ♪ Life's a bell that must be rung ♪ 544 00:32:41,422 --> 00:32:46,972 ♪ Life's a song that must be sung Come on! ♪ 545 00:32:47,804 --> 00:32:52,024 ♪ Life's a song that must be sung ♪