1 00:00:13,768 --> 00:00:14,688 [Gus] Hey! 2 00:00:25,113 --> 00:00:26,163 Pretty funny. 3 00:00:26,698 --> 00:00:30,448 -Oh. -Yes. 4 00:00:31,369 --> 00:00:32,619 [Mickey imitates purring] Fuck up. 5 00:00:39,627 --> 00:00:41,337 I love this. What do you think? 6 00:00:41,755 --> 00:00:42,585 I like it. 7 00:00:43,047 --> 00:00:46,217 Be honest. When we first met, did you think I was a bad dresser? 8 00:00:46,634 --> 00:00:48,304 No, I didn't think you were a bad dresser. 9 00:00:48,386 --> 00:00:51,596 I just thought you hadn't bought any new clothes since middle school. 10 00:00:51,681 --> 00:00:53,271 [chuckling] 11 00:00:54,434 --> 00:00:56,274 Well, you should talk. 12 00:00:56,352 --> 00:00:59,402 When we first met, you were wearing a swimsuit on dry land. 13 00:00:59,481 --> 00:01:03,231 Uh, you loved my bathing suit, landlubber. 14 00:01:03,318 --> 00:01:04,238 Yeah. 15 00:01:04,319 --> 00:01:07,159 When we first met, no joke, I thought you were Hungarian. 16 00:01:07,238 --> 00:01:08,068 No. 17 00:01:08,156 --> 00:01:10,826 I remember being surprised that you spoke English. 18 00:01:11,534 --> 00:01:14,044 -Are you serious? -Kidding. 19 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:15,620 Oh, it's a joke. 20 00:01:15,705 --> 00:01:18,825 But I do remember the first moment I was, like, into you. 21 00:01:18,917 --> 00:01:21,457 -Oh, really? -Mm-hmm. 22 00:01:21,544 --> 00:01:23,344 Oh, I wanna hear about this. 23 00:01:23,421 --> 00:01:26,011 You were helping Bertie carry her dresser into the house. 24 00:01:26,090 --> 00:01:28,180 I saw your arms and thought they looked sexy. 25 00:01:28,259 --> 00:01:30,599 And I was like, "Yeah, I'd fuck this guy if he was into it." 26 00:01:30,678 --> 00:01:31,888 -What? -Mm-hmm. 27 00:01:31,971 --> 00:01:35,431 Oh, my God. I had no idea. I should've made my first move. 28 00:01:35,517 --> 00:01:37,807 And I thought you were so nice. You were helping Bertie-- 29 00:01:37,894 --> 00:01:40,364 Okay, I don't need to hear that. 30 00:01:40,438 --> 00:01:43,568 I get the nice thing enough. Just objectify me. Please. I love it. 31 00:01:43,650 --> 00:01:44,480 Sure. 32 00:01:44,567 --> 00:01:47,197 So, stud, you gonna wear this jacket tonight? 33 00:01:47,278 --> 00:01:50,528 [smacks lips] I don't know. Is it too cool? 34 00:01:50,615 --> 00:01:53,445 I feel like I'm trying too hard. That's my nightmare. 35 00:01:53,535 --> 00:01:56,615 Your dumb movie title band is playing a live gig. 36 00:01:56,704 --> 00:01:59,254 This may never happen again. You have to look good. 37 00:01:59,332 --> 00:02:02,042 I know. It's just when I was shooting my scene with Arya, 38 00:02:02,127 --> 00:02:05,957 I was kind of a dick on set with my friends, so I don't wanna roll up 39 00:02:06,047 --> 00:02:09,547 wearing a new jacket and have them be like, "Who's this asshole?" 40 00:02:09,634 --> 00:02:11,514 I'm sure they're over it. If not, fuck 'em. 41 00:02:11,594 --> 00:02:13,604 Conflict is the cornerstone of any good band, 42 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:15,430 like Metallica or the Spice Girls. 43 00:02:15,515 --> 00:02:16,595 It's true. 44 00:02:16,683 --> 00:02:21,403 [inhales] Okay, final verdict. Do I buy this jacket? 45 00:02:21,479 --> 00:02:22,979 Yes, you buy this jacket, 46 00:02:23,064 --> 00:02:25,984 and I buy a pair of sunglasses that I do not need. Hmm? 47 00:02:26,067 --> 00:02:27,897 -All right. -Yeah. 48 00:02:27,986 --> 00:02:29,986 [theme music playing] 49 00:02:47,213 --> 00:02:49,553 How about this? Too somber for you? 50 00:02:49,632 --> 00:02:50,842 Way too somber. 51 00:02:50,925 --> 00:02:53,505 I'm looking at that, I wanna slit my wrists. 52 00:02:53,595 --> 00:02:56,505 [chuckles] What do you want your suitcase to say about you? 53 00:02:56,598 --> 00:03:00,638 I want my luggage to say, "Hey, Cruikshanks, 54 00:03:00,727 --> 00:03:04,397 I'm an adult with luggage, and I got my shit together." 55 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:07,150 And then it can just stop talking after that. 56 00:03:07,233 --> 00:03:08,743 Are you scared of your family? 57 00:03:08,818 --> 00:03:10,068 No. 58 00:03:10,153 --> 00:03:14,783 I mean, just not super stoked about taking this trip. 59 00:03:14,866 --> 00:03:16,446 Might have been nice if you had backup. 60 00:03:17,285 --> 00:03:18,115 What? 61 00:03:18,661 --> 00:03:20,541 It's nothing. Just think it's a little weird. 62 00:03:20,622 --> 00:03:22,712 No, I didn't hear you. What'd you say? 63 00:03:22,790 --> 00:03:25,420 It's a little weird you didn't invite me to meet your family. 64 00:03:25,501 --> 00:03:28,001 We've been together for a while. You met my dad. 65 00:03:28,087 --> 00:03:29,547 Oh. 66 00:03:30,757 --> 00:03:32,507 I'm sorry. I just... 67 00:03:32,592 --> 00:03:37,182 I bought the ticket before you and me were, you know, hot and heavy. 68 00:03:37,263 --> 00:03:40,313 Plus, I don't even think you'd want to go, Mickey. 69 00:03:40,391 --> 00:03:44,441 It's going to be, like, five days. And it's super, super boring. 70 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:47,150 It's like every boring thing mushed together. 71 00:03:47,232 --> 00:03:51,282 It's South Dakota and family and church and relatives 72 00:03:51,361 --> 00:03:54,781 and anniversary parties and compact rental cars-- 73 00:03:54,864 --> 00:03:57,624 You don't have to pile it on. It's not that big of a deal. 74 00:03:58,534 --> 00:04:00,254 Would've been nice to be invited. 75 00:04:00,870 --> 00:04:03,120 Maybe I'm crazy, but I thought we were there. 76 00:04:03,790 --> 00:04:06,330 Well, I think we are there. I just... 77 00:04:06,417 --> 00:04:09,957 I want you to meet my parents and my siblings. 78 00:04:10,046 --> 00:04:12,916 You don't have to meet all of my stupid cousins. 79 00:04:13,508 --> 00:04:15,428 Heather's pretty cool, actually. 80 00:04:16,261 --> 00:04:19,721 It's fine. You can drop it. I'll meet them some other time. 81 00:04:19,806 --> 00:04:20,886 Okay. 82 00:04:23,601 --> 00:04:26,061 Hey, look at this. What? Hold on. 83 00:04:26,980 --> 00:04:30,570 What's this car doing in the luggage section? 84 00:04:30,650 --> 00:04:31,860 Little weird? 85 00:04:33,069 --> 00:04:34,739 [imitates honking] 86 00:04:36,281 --> 00:04:37,371 Then it's like... 87 00:04:38,408 --> 00:04:40,448 [imitates car beeping] 88 00:04:41,494 --> 00:04:42,544 Doin' a little reverse. 89 00:04:42,620 --> 00:04:43,960 -Sir? -What? 90 00:04:44,038 --> 00:04:45,708 -Can you not do that, please? -Oh. 91 00:04:45,790 --> 00:04:49,130 Sorry. I was just goofin', trying to make my girlfriend laugh. 92 00:04:49,919 --> 00:04:50,749 It's not working. 93 00:04:51,754 --> 00:04:52,764 Yeah, I know. 94 00:05:05,768 --> 00:05:07,688 Hey. Look at that. 95 00:05:07,770 --> 00:05:10,360 Little fruit cart. Got mangoes. 96 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:12,280 -You love a mango. -Yeah. 97 00:05:12,358 --> 00:05:14,488 Yeah? Let me get you a mango. Okay. 98 00:05:16,446 --> 00:05:18,156 Thank you. Thanks. 99 00:05:18,781 --> 00:05:19,821 How is it? Good? 100 00:05:20,325 --> 00:05:22,285 -It's delicious. Thank you. -You're welcome. 101 00:05:25,246 --> 00:05:26,366 [Gus] Ah! 102 00:05:26,456 --> 00:05:29,416 There's an open house. You wanna go check it out? 103 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:32,670 -Yeah, sure. -Could be a little fun adventure. 104 00:05:39,552 --> 00:05:41,012 [Mickey mutters] 105 00:05:41,095 --> 00:05:43,305 [Gus] Okay. Yes. 106 00:05:43,890 --> 00:05:45,730 Oh, hi, there. I'm Angela. 107 00:05:45,808 --> 00:05:46,808 -Welcome. -[Gus] Hello. 108 00:05:46,893 --> 00:05:48,903 If you wouldn't mind, please put these on. 109 00:05:48,978 --> 00:05:51,188 -They just redid the floors. -Sure. 110 00:05:51,272 --> 00:05:53,072 Before you look around, please sign in. 111 00:05:56,194 --> 00:05:57,204 [Mickey] All right. 112 00:05:59,238 --> 00:06:03,028 My name is Genevieve Vavance... 113 00:06:03,826 --> 00:06:06,826 and I still have an AOL e-mail address. 114 00:06:06,913 --> 00:06:08,753 You are Bastian. No last name. 115 00:06:08,831 --> 00:06:09,961 Whoa. 116 00:06:10,041 --> 00:06:13,291 Holy shit! Double sinks! 117 00:06:13,377 --> 00:06:14,957 Oh, my God. I love it. 118 00:06:15,046 --> 00:06:18,876 God, if we lived here... Oh, God, we'd be living the high life, you know? 119 00:06:18,966 --> 00:06:20,886 I'd set down my toothbrush, I'd be like, 120 00:06:20,968 --> 00:06:25,388 "Mickey, why don't we invite the Cunninghams over for dinner?" 121 00:06:25,973 --> 00:06:28,893 Shit. Angela already hates us. 122 00:06:28,976 --> 00:06:31,266 Okay, I'll do this. 123 00:06:31,354 --> 00:06:33,064 There we go. Nobody will ever know. 124 00:06:33,773 --> 00:06:34,823 Double sinks. 125 00:06:34,899 --> 00:06:36,609 [Mickey] No, I'm addicted to my phone. 126 00:06:36,692 --> 00:06:40,452 I'll text myself a reminder or something, and then when my phone buzzes, 127 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:43,490 I get so excited 'cause I'm that desperate to text. 128 00:06:43,574 --> 00:06:45,164 -I 100% get that. -[exhales] 129 00:06:45,243 --> 00:06:46,993 When you were telling the story 130 00:06:47,078 --> 00:06:48,748 and you said your phone buzzed, 131 00:06:48,830 --> 00:06:50,960 -I got excited. -[chuckles] 132 00:06:58,881 --> 00:07:00,171 Clearly, I'm still smoking. 133 00:07:01,592 --> 00:07:03,972 It's just one too many things to quit in a year. 134 00:07:04,971 --> 00:07:08,721 And any negative thing you can say, I've already thought. 135 00:07:08,808 --> 00:07:13,188 Hey, no, don't worry about it. You'll quit when you're ready. It's fine. 136 00:07:13,271 --> 00:07:15,731 Yeah, I figured I've been smoking since I was 15, 137 00:07:15,815 --> 00:07:17,565 -what's a couple more months? -Mm-hmm. 138 00:07:17,650 --> 00:07:21,740 Yeah. And, hey, just so you know, I'm here to talk about your sobriety 139 00:07:21,821 --> 00:07:25,161 as much or as little as you want to, so... 140 00:07:25,241 --> 00:07:26,201 Thank you. 141 00:07:28,661 --> 00:07:30,961 There is one thing I could talk about. 142 00:07:31,038 --> 00:07:32,038 Okay. 143 00:07:33,207 --> 00:07:35,587 -So things are going really well. -Mm-hmm. 144 00:07:35,668 --> 00:07:38,628 And then, there was that whole Dr. Greg meltdown, 145 00:07:38,713 --> 00:07:40,723 and I went to this bar with Truman and Stella 146 00:07:40,798 --> 00:07:42,508 and I ordered a drink. 147 00:07:44,135 --> 00:07:45,215 Oh, wow. 148 00:07:45,303 --> 00:07:47,723 Now, before you get worried, I did not drink it. 149 00:07:48,264 --> 00:07:52,524 -Okay. -But I really, really thought about it. 150 00:07:54,896 --> 00:07:59,896 Your sobriety is the most important thing, so I'm glad you didn't drink. 151 00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:02,400 Yeah. Me, too. 152 00:08:07,492 --> 00:08:08,952 [Gus] Uh-oh. 153 00:08:09,035 --> 00:08:11,945 -[clicks tongue] Ugh! -Somebody ain't happy. 154 00:08:12,038 --> 00:08:17,208 Come on. She needs us here to make it seem like this is some kind of hot property. 155 00:08:17,793 --> 00:08:19,963 How much, uh, do you think this place costs, anyway? 156 00:08:20,922 --> 00:08:23,802 $1.2 million. 157 00:08:24,383 --> 00:08:25,513 Wow. 158 00:08:26,928 --> 00:08:29,468 You know, I could afford that 159 00:08:29,555 --> 00:08:32,885 if I did every single thing differently over the last 15 years. 160 00:08:32,975 --> 00:08:35,845 Never say never. I believe in you. 161 00:08:35,937 --> 00:08:38,647 Maybe one day we could afford this place together. 162 00:08:38,731 --> 00:08:39,731 Yeah. 163 00:08:40,399 --> 00:08:41,979 I shouldn't have said that, should I? 164 00:08:42,068 --> 00:08:43,148 -No. -Did it freak you out? 165 00:08:43,236 --> 00:08:44,736 No. No, no, no. I... 166 00:08:44,820 --> 00:08:51,580 Honestly, I'm not opposed to... you know, moving in sometime, together. Sometime. 167 00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:55,211 Yeah. I've thought about it. 168 00:08:55,957 --> 00:08:58,037 So neither of us are opposed. 169 00:09:00,127 --> 00:09:01,877 -Let's get out of here. -Okay. 170 00:09:03,839 --> 00:09:06,799 Hey, I'm sorry I didn't ask you to go to South Dakota. 171 00:09:06,884 --> 00:09:09,934 I should have, and I'm sorry. I want you to come. 172 00:09:10,012 --> 00:09:10,892 -Don't worry. -Would you come? 173 00:09:10,972 --> 00:09:13,812 No. Don't worry. It's okay. We're past it. 174 00:09:13,891 --> 00:09:15,691 No, I was being so stupid. 175 00:09:15,768 --> 00:09:18,978 I was in my head with my family. I truly want you to come. 176 00:09:19,063 --> 00:09:20,403 Will you come? Please? 177 00:09:20,481 --> 00:09:22,441 You don't have to invite me 'cause you feel bad. 178 00:09:22,525 --> 00:09:25,275 -I'm not. -Hmm. No, you were right. 179 00:09:25,361 --> 00:09:27,411 I do want to meet your parents and your siblings, 180 00:09:27,488 --> 00:09:29,618 but not every Cruikshank in America. 181 00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:32,539 And five days is a really long time. 182 00:09:34,203 --> 00:09:36,123 Yeah. No. That makes sense. 183 00:09:36,205 --> 00:09:37,285 -Yeah. -Yeah. 184 00:09:40,042 --> 00:09:41,882 You ready for your big show tonight? 185 00:09:41,961 --> 00:09:44,461 -Yeah, fuck yeah. -[chuckles] 186 00:09:44,547 --> 00:09:47,087 Actually, no. I don't think we're ready to perform live. 187 00:09:47,174 --> 00:09:48,974 -This shouldn't be happening. -Oh. 188 00:09:49,051 --> 00:09:51,601 Well, if it really starts to suck, 189 00:09:51,679 --> 00:09:55,849 I can always just yell, "Fire," and take off my top. 190 00:09:55,933 --> 00:09:56,853 -Perfect. -Okay. 191 00:09:56,934 --> 00:09:57,894 Thank you. 192 00:10:11,198 --> 00:10:13,698 Hey, uh, you want a cigarette before we go in? 193 00:10:14,285 --> 00:10:15,865 Do you want me to have one? 194 00:10:15,953 --> 00:10:21,213 Uh... Yeah, I'm just not really ready to face Ruby and Wade yet. 195 00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:23,961 They saw me go nuts on that shoot, 196 00:10:24,045 --> 00:10:27,465 and our group-text chain has pretty much gone silent. 197 00:10:27,548 --> 00:10:30,758 [sighs] I've learned, if you own it and you say you're sorry, 198 00:10:30,843 --> 00:10:31,843 they usually forgive you. 199 00:10:32,345 --> 00:10:34,555 Yeah. I mean, that makes sense. 200 00:10:34,639 --> 00:10:36,019 You don't even have to mean it. 201 00:10:36,599 --> 00:10:39,519 -No, I mean it. -Oh, great. That'll help sell it. 202 00:10:40,353 --> 00:10:43,363 I'll be there if you get nervous. You can squeeze my hand. 203 00:10:44,565 --> 00:10:46,105 -Okay. -Yeah? 204 00:10:46,192 --> 00:10:49,452 Yeah. Be prepared. I'm gonna squeeze the shit out of it. 205 00:10:49,528 --> 00:10:51,818 They're not gonna start any trouble with me there. 206 00:10:51,906 --> 00:10:53,406 Those guys are scared of me. 207 00:10:53,491 --> 00:10:55,831 No. Yeah. 208 00:10:59,538 --> 00:11:01,328 Hey, everybody. 209 00:11:01,415 --> 00:11:02,705 [all] Hi. 210 00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:03,712 Nice jacket. 211 00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,543 -[Gus] Oh, thank you. -All right. 212 00:11:05,628 --> 00:11:06,958 You guys ready to shred? 213 00:11:07,046 --> 00:11:09,466 -Oh, ready to shred. Ready to shred. -Yeah. 214 00:11:10,299 --> 00:11:12,509 Wait, guys. I just wanted to say, 215 00:11:12,593 --> 00:11:15,893 as far as my tantrum on set with Arya and stuff, 216 00:11:15,971 --> 00:11:17,601 I feel really crummy-- 217 00:11:17,681 --> 00:11:19,231 Gus, I'm gonna stop you right there. 218 00:11:19,308 --> 00:11:22,478 Come on, whatever happened on set, let's leave it on set. 219 00:11:22,561 --> 00:11:26,941 I feel like there was an apology coming. I'd like to hear that. 220 00:11:28,859 --> 00:11:29,859 -Okay. -Mmm. 221 00:11:29,944 --> 00:11:34,624 Uh, yeah, I mean, you guys have helped me out so much, 222 00:11:34,698 --> 00:11:37,488 and I know I lost my temper there a couple of times, 223 00:11:37,576 --> 00:11:39,406 so I am sorry. 224 00:11:40,579 --> 00:11:41,619 Well, thank you. 225 00:11:42,748 --> 00:11:47,168 I don't accept your apology. Uh, my feelings are still hurting. 226 00:11:48,045 --> 00:11:49,045 Seriously? 227 00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:52,089 Not seriously, Mickey. 228 00:11:52,174 --> 00:11:54,974 See, just kidding. Let's have a fun show. 229 00:11:55,052 --> 00:11:56,262 [chuckles] 230 00:11:56,345 --> 00:11:59,925 All right, I'll leave you rockers to it. I'm not in this band. Bye. 231 00:12:00,015 --> 00:12:02,685 -Okay. Bye. -Let's go over the set list, huh? 232 00:12:02,768 --> 00:12:04,308 -[Beth] Oh, yeah. -[Gus] Yes, good idea. 233 00:12:04,395 --> 00:12:08,265 Oh, hey, yeah. I do not think that we should open with "Gran Torino." 234 00:12:08,357 --> 00:12:10,317 I agree. We should not start with a ballad. 235 00:12:10,401 --> 00:12:11,571 We'll put the crowd to sleep. 236 00:12:12,653 --> 00:12:14,953 I picked up a few more days of extra work on Witchita. 237 00:12:15,781 --> 00:12:17,661 That's great. I'm proud of you. 238 00:12:17,741 --> 00:12:22,331 Yeah, they need me on set at seven a.m., so I can't go too crazy tonight. 239 00:12:23,831 --> 00:12:27,541 God, listen to me. "On set." Can you believe it? 240 00:12:27,626 --> 00:12:29,036 No, I cannot. 241 00:12:30,671 --> 00:12:33,301 Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Can I get you a drink? 242 00:12:33,841 --> 00:12:35,301 Oh, no, thanks. I'm not thirsty. 243 00:12:35,676 --> 00:12:36,506 Are you sure? 244 00:12:36,969 --> 00:12:38,139 I want to do more stuff for you. 245 00:12:38,220 --> 00:12:40,970 Like buying you drinks and buying you jewelry. 246 00:12:41,056 --> 00:12:42,846 Don't buy me jewelry. Please. 247 00:12:42,933 --> 00:12:44,643 Open a savings account. 248 00:12:46,187 --> 00:12:47,187 Hey, buddy. 249 00:12:47,271 --> 00:12:49,271 [chuckling] Hey! Hey. 250 00:12:50,566 --> 00:12:52,436 -Hey, how's the Rand-man? -Hey. 251 00:12:52,526 --> 00:12:54,236 Hey, what's up? 252 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:57,200 -Are people calling me the Rand-man? -I don't know. They should. 253 00:12:57,281 --> 00:12:58,781 [both chuckle] 254 00:12:58,866 --> 00:13:00,696 -You guys know each other. -Yeah, we've met. 255 00:13:00,784 --> 00:13:02,164 -Hi, Bertie. -Hello. 256 00:13:04,371 --> 00:13:05,661 [chuckles] 257 00:13:06,499 --> 00:13:07,419 Yeah. 258 00:13:08,209 --> 00:13:11,089 So, um, when I was coming over here tonight, 259 00:13:11,170 --> 00:13:12,630 I saw a big accident on the road. 260 00:13:12,713 --> 00:13:13,593 Oh, no. 261 00:13:13,672 --> 00:13:16,432 I think it was very serious. There was two ambulances. 262 00:13:16,509 --> 00:13:20,099 And, um, I thought there was some kind of spaghetti involved, 263 00:13:20,179 --> 00:13:23,429 but I think it had come from inside the man on the motorcycle. 264 00:13:23,516 --> 00:13:24,766 And, um... 265 00:13:24,850 --> 00:13:26,350 Hey! What are you guys talking about? 266 00:13:26,435 --> 00:13:31,065 Mickey! Could I ask you to join me outside for a meeting of the Chamber of Champions? 267 00:13:31,148 --> 00:13:32,068 Sure. 268 00:13:32,149 --> 00:13:35,779 That's what I call our apartment. It's just a fun thing I do. 269 00:13:35,861 --> 00:13:37,031 I don't know why I do it. 270 00:13:37,112 --> 00:13:38,912 Yes, I do. It's 'cause we're champions. 271 00:13:38,989 --> 00:13:40,909 -Let's go. -Okay. Bye. 272 00:13:42,243 --> 00:13:44,583 -Uh, can I get you a drink? -Oh, no, I'm good. 273 00:13:44,662 --> 00:13:46,122 Oh. 274 00:13:46,205 --> 00:13:48,365 I'll get you another one. You can double fist it! 275 00:13:48,457 --> 00:13:50,207 -Cool. -[chuckles] Yeah, cool. 276 00:13:50,918 --> 00:13:52,378 I'm sleeping with Chris. 277 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:53,880 What? 278 00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:57,683 [sighs] We started hanging out. First, it was just an emotional affair, 279 00:13:57,758 --> 00:14:00,838 but then things took a turn, and now it's a very physical affair. 280 00:14:00,928 --> 00:14:02,928 And now I really like him. 281 00:14:03,013 --> 00:14:07,273 What is it about our apartment that turns us into philandering bad girls? 282 00:14:07,351 --> 00:14:08,891 What should I do? 283 00:14:09,937 --> 00:14:13,817 [smacks lips] Well, I never told Gus about Dustin. 284 00:14:13,899 --> 00:14:16,399 But if you have feelings for Chris, 285 00:14:16,485 --> 00:14:19,235 maybe you should be honest with Randy and cut things off. 286 00:14:19,321 --> 00:14:20,661 [sighs] But he's so sensitive. 287 00:14:20,739 --> 00:14:24,699 Last night, I came in and he was crying to an episode of Storage Wars. 288 00:14:25,286 --> 00:14:27,156 That's not a reason to stay with him. 289 00:14:27,913 --> 00:14:31,793 Ugh. This situation is so fucked. I'm fucked. 290 00:14:34,670 --> 00:14:36,460 -You okay, buddy? -Oh, yeah. 291 00:14:36,547 --> 00:14:37,717 -You seem sort of... -Yeah. 292 00:14:37,798 --> 00:14:39,588 -Oh, sorry. [chuckles] -...out of it or something. 293 00:14:39,675 --> 00:14:40,925 It's okay if something's wrong. 294 00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:42,800 -No, not at all. Yeah. -Okay. 295 00:14:42,887 --> 00:14:43,927 Uh, this will be fun tonight. 296 00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:46,313 -Yeah. Yeah, I can't wait. Yeah. -Yeah. 297 00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:49,096 You excited about going back home? 298 00:14:49,184 --> 00:14:53,404 Yeah, yeah. I mean, my parents' 40th anniversary. 299 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:56,940 You know that's going to be a fucking wild party. 300 00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:58,436 -[laughing] -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 301 00:14:58,527 --> 00:15:01,157 Hats off to Mark and Vicki, man. Those crazy kids. 302 00:15:01,238 --> 00:15:03,028 Yeah. Let's hear it for those nutty kids. 303 00:15:03,115 --> 00:15:04,525 -[chuckles] They stuck it out. -Mm-hmm. 304 00:15:05,117 --> 00:15:08,537 Hey, and Mickey's finally going to meet the Cruikshanks, huh? 305 00:15:08,621 --> 00:15:09,621 Yeah. 306 00:15:09,705 --> 00:15:11,115 Well, uh... 307 00:15:11,206 --> 00:15:13,166 No. I mean, she's not. 308 00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:15,920 I invited her, but she's not gonna come. 309 00:15:16,003 --> 00:15:17,343 -Oh, bummer, man. Huh. -Yeah. 310 00:15:17,421 --> 00:15:20,341 I don't know. Maybe it's for the best. 311 00:15:20,424 --> 00:15:22,764 I don't want her to see how weird my family is. 312 00:15:22,843 --> 00:15:24,223 Or how weird I am around my family. 313 00:15:24,303 --> 00:15:25,433 It's gonna be a lot. 314 00:15:25,512 --> 00:15:26,852 And Mickey's Mickey, right? 315 00:15:26,931 --> 00:15:29,391 She could totally freak out your whole family. 316 00:15:30,517 --> 00:15:32,347 Yeah. Yeah. 317 00:15:33,270 --> 00:15:36,650 I mean, you don't have to say that, but yes. 318 00:15:36,732 --> 00:15:38,192 It's maybe for the best. -But I love her. -Yeah. 319 00:15:39,818 --> 00:15:41,568 -Oh, yeah, she's the best. -Yeah. 320 00:15:41,654 --> 00:15:45,994 I'm just saying you could be, like, playing Scrabble at your kitchen table, 321 00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:49,035 and then she walks in, bites the head off a bat. 322 00:15:49,119 --> 00:15:50,199 [chuckles] 323 00:15:50,955 --> 00:15:52,955 [hip hop music playing in background] -Hey. -Hi. 324 00:15:57,044 --> 00:15:59,384 -Let me get you a drink. -[chuckles] 325 00:16:00,339 --> 00:16:03,969 Full disclosure, I'm here with my boyfriend, and I don't drink. 326 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:06,850 Okay. Uh, well... 327 00:16:06,929 --> 00:16:10,219 Which one's your boyfriend? I gotta see if you're making a mistake. 328 00:16:11,934 --> 00:16:12,944 Nice. Uh... 329 00:16:14,395 --> 00:16:16,395 The guy in the military jacket. 330 00:16:20,484 --> 00:16:21,614 [man] Seriously? 331 00:16:21,694 --> 00:16:24,534 The dude who looks like a child's drawing? 332 00:16:24,947 --> 00:16:28,577 Wow. You think you're funny, don't you? We're done talking. 333 00:16:32,413 --> 00:16:35,173 Oh, my God, it's almost show time! 334 00:16:35,249 --> 00:16:37,629 -Oh, I can't wait. -What the fuck is happening? 335 00:16:37,710 --> 00:16:39,380 Did you just take my cigarettes? 336 00:16:39,461 --> 00:16:41,671 -No. -Yeah, you did. You're lying. 337 00:16:42,339 --> 00:16:45,549 I'm not lying. Why would I take your Kool Ultra Lights? 338 00:16:45,634 --> 00:16:46,724 I'm not in seventh grade. 339 00:16:46,802 --> 00:16:48,552 You're a really shitty liar. 340 00:16:48,637 --> 00:16:50,557 If she said she didn't take 'em, she didn't take 'em. 341 00:16:51,181 --> 00:16:52,561 Dude, does this involve you? 342 00:16:52,641 --> 00:16:55,811 Go back to your band, which I heard sucks, by the way. 343 00:16:55,894 --> 00:16:57,194 Uh, that's bullshit. 344 00:16:57,271 --> 00:16:59,651 This is our first show, so no one even knows we suck yet. 345 00:16:59,732 --> 00:17:00,862 Prove you didn't take my cigarettes. 346 00:17:00,941 --> 00:17:02,531 -Open your purse. -Fuck you. No. 347 00:17:02,609 --> 00:17:05,819 -Come on. -Hey. Get the fuck out of here. 348 00:17:05,904 --> 00:17:06,914 Relax. 349 00:17:06,989 --> 00:17:10,409 No, I'm not going to relax. Get fucking going, top button. 350 00:17:10,492 --> 00:17:14,042 Whatever. Keep 'em. I got better shit to do, anyway. 351 00:17:14,121 --> 00:17:16,121 Then go do it! 352 00:17:20,753 --> 00:17:22,303 I did take his cigarettes. 353 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:23,800 I figured. 354 00:17:23,881 --> 00:17:24,881 Okay. 355 00:17:25,549 --> 00:17:27,839 -See you in a little bit. -Bye, buddy. 356 00:17:27,926 --> 00:17:31,556 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. We are Roger and The Eberts! And we play theme songs for movies that don't have them! 357 00:17:35,768 --> 00:17:40,768 So let's start things off right, with a little visit from the dessert cart. 358 00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:43,781 One, two, three, four. 359 00:17:43,859 --> 00:17:46,609 ♪ I didn't come to Choco little ♪ ♪ I didn't come to Choco little bit ♪ 360 00:17:49,531 --> 00:17:52,371 ♪ I didn't come to Choco little bit more ♪ 361 00:17:52,451 --> 00:17:54,911 ♪ I came to Chocolat ♪ 362 00:17:54,995 --> 00:17:57,535 ♪ I didn't come to Choco little ♪ 363 00:17:58,123 --> 00:18:00,333 ♪ I didn't come to Choco little bit ♪ 364 00:18:01,001 --> 00:18:03,881 ♪ I didn't come to Choco little bit more ♪ 365 00:18:03,962 --> 00:18:09,012 ♪ I came to Chocolat ♪ 366 00:18:09,593 --> 00:18:14,353 ♪ I came to Chocolat ♪ 367 00:18:15,265 --> 00:18:17,225 ♪ I came to Chocolat ♪ 368 00:18:18,435 --> 00:18:20,395 -[all clapping] -[Mickey] Whoo! 369 00:18:22,731 --> 00:18:27,401 Well, this next song is about a birdman, and it's called "Birdman." 370 00:18:27,486 --> 00:18:29,106 Three, four... 371 00:18:29,196 --> 00:18:30,236 ♪ Birdman! ♪ 372 00:18:30,322 --> 00:18:34,792 ♪ Or the unexpected virtue of ignorance ♪ 373 00:18:34,868 --> 00:18:36,158 ♪ Birdman! ♪ 374 00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:40,535 ♪ Or the unexpected virtue of ignorance ♪ 375 00:18:40,624 --> 00:18:42,214 ♪ Birdman! ♪ 376 00:18:42,292 --> 00:18:46,342 ♪ Or the unexpected virtue of ignorance ♪ 377 00:18:46,964 --> 00:18:52,514 ♪ Birdman, Birdman, Birdman, Birdman Birdman, Birdman, Birdman ♪ 378 00:18:54,888 --> 00:18:56,428 [scattered applause] 379 00:18:57,850 --> 00:19:03,690 ♪ Footloose ♪ 380 00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:10,073 ♪ This is the theme song for ♪ 381 00:19:10,654 --> 00:19:16,244 ♪ Footloose ♪ 382 00:19:16,827 --> 00:19:22,287 ♪ This is the only song for ♪ 383 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:26,502 ♪ Footloose ♪ 384 00:19:26,587 --> 00:19:30,047 ♪ God bless you, Sully ♪ 385 00:19:30,132 --> 00:19:32,512 ♪ You saved my life ♪ 386 00:19:33,510 --> 00:19:36,760 ♪ You saved my children ♪ 387 00:19:36,847 --> 00:19:39,977 ♪ You saved my wife ♪ 388 00:19:40,058 --> 00:19:43,518 ♪ God bless you, Sully ♪ 389 00:19:43,604 --> 00:19:45,944 ♪ You saved my life ♪ 390 00:19:46,899 --> 00:19:50,239 ♪ You saved my children ♪ 391 00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:53,529 ♪ You saved my wife ♪ 392 00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:56,744 [cheering and clapping] 393 00:19:57,868 --> 00:19:59,698 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 394 00:20:00,454 --> 00:20:04,964 This last jam is dedicated to Mr. Eastwood and my special girl, 395 00:20:05,042 --> 00:20:06,342 Dobbsy. 396 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,550 One, two, three, four... 397 00:20:09,630 --> 00:20:13,680 ♪ Better than a grand piano ♪ 398 00:20:13,759 --> 00:20:16,009 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ 399 00:20:16,094 --> 00:20:20,064 ♪ Deeper than the Grand Canyon ♪ 400 00:20:20,140 --> 00:20:22,020 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ 401 00:20:22,976 --> 00:20:29,686 ♪ You're my Gran... ♪ 402 00:20:29,775 --> 00:20:32,065 ♪ Torino ♪ 403 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:41,910 ♪ You're my Gran... ♪ 404 00:20:41,995 --> 00:20:44,115 ♪ Torino ♪ 405 00:20:47,668 --> 00:20:54,088 ♪ And the skeleton says Get off of my lawn! ♪ 406 00:20:54,174 --> 00:20:59,054 ♪ That skeleton says Get off of my lawn! ♪ 407 00:20:59,137 --> 00:21:05,977 ♪ Get off of my Off of my lawn ♪ 408 00:21:06,645 --> 00:21:09,145 ♪ Torino ♪ 409 00:21:11,441 --> 00:21:15,241 -♪ You're my Gran Torino ♪ -[all applauding] 410 00:21:16,238 --> 00:21:19,068 -You guys fucking ruled. -Oh... stop. 411 00:21:19,157 --> 00:21:22,407 That was the best concert I've been to in years, and I'm not even kidding. 412 00:21:22,953 --> 00:21:24,373 Thanks, Mickey. 413 00:21:25,789 --> 00:21:27,499 I want to go to South Dakota. 414 00:21:28,959 --> 00:21:30,419 -Really? -Yeah. 415 00:21:30,502 --> 00:21:33,802 We're a team. Let's go hang out in a fly-over state. 416 00:21:34,423 --> 00:21:38,723 Oh. Should I not call it a fly-over state in front of your parents? 417 00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:41,178 -Probably best not to. -Okay. 418 00:21:42,472 --> 00:21:45,312 ♪ 'Cause you know We got to eat, eat, eat ♪ 419 00:21:45,392 --> 00:21:47,892 ♪ You know we got to pray, pray, pray ♪ 420 00:21:47,978 --> 00:21:50,858 ♪ So you know we got to love, love, love ♪ 421 00:21:50,939 --> 00:21:53,649 ♪ Eat Pray Love, Love ♪ 422 00:21:53,734 --> 00:21:56,074 ♪ You know we got to eat, eat, eat ♪ 423 00:21:56,153 --> 00:21:58,663 ♪ Oh, you know We got to pray, pray, pray ♪ 424 00:21:58,739 --> 00:22:01,699 ♪ Oh, you know We got to love, love, love ♪ 425 00:22:01,783 --> 00:22:07,373 ♪ Eat, pray, love, love, love, love ♪ 426 00:22:07,456 --> 00:22:13,626 ♪ Eat, pray, love, love Eat, pray, love, love ♪ 427 00:22:13,712 --> 00:22:18,382 ♪ Eat, pray, love ♪ 428 00:22:18,467 --> 00:22:21,047 ♪ You know we got to pray, pray, pray ♪ 429 00:22:21,136 --> 00:22:23,846 ♪ Oh, you know we got To love, love, love ♪ 430 00:22:23,930 --> 00:22:26,560 ♪ Eat, pray, love, love ♪ 431 00:22:26,641 --> 00:22:28,811 ♪ You know I got to eat, eat, eat ♪ 432 00:22:28,894 --> 00:22:31,774 ♪ Oh, you know We got to pray, pray, pray ♪ 433 00:22:31,855 --> 00:22:34,605 ♪ Well, you know We got to love, love, love 434 00:22:34,691 --> 00:22:40,411 ♪ Eat, pray, love, love, love, love ♪ 435 00:22:40,489 --> 00:22:43,079 ♪ Eat, pray, love, love ♪ 436 00:22:43,158 --> 00:22:49,288 ♪ Eat, pray, love, love Eat, pray, love, love ♪ 437 00:22:49,372 --> 00:22:54,462 -♪ Eat, pray, love ♪ -[audience cheering]