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[Gus] Hey!
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Pretty funny.
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-Oh.
-Yes.
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[Mickey imitates purring] Fuck up.
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I love this. What do you think?
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I like it.
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Be honest. When we first met,
did you think I was a bad dresser?
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No, I didn't think you were
a bad dresser.
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I just thought you hadn't bought
any new clothes since middle school.
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[chuckling]
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Well, you should talk.
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When we first met, you were wearing
a swimsuit on dry land.
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Uh, you loved my bathing suit, landlubber.
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Yeah.
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When we first met, no joke,
I thought you were Hungarian.
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No.
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I remember being surprised
that you spoke English.
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-Are you serious?
-Kidding.
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Oh, it's a joke.
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But I do remember the first moment
I was, like, into you.
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-Oh, really?
-Mm-hmm.
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Oh, I wanna hear about this.
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You were helping Bertie
carry her dresser into the house.
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I saw your arms
and thought they looked sexy.
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And I was like, "Yeah,
I'd fuck this guy if he was into it."
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-What?
-Mm-hmm.
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Oh, my God. I had no idea.
I should've made my first move.
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And I thought you were so nice.
You were helping Bertie--
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Okay, I don't need to hear that.
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I get the nice thing enough.
Just objectify me. Please. I love it.
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Sure.
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So, stud, you gonna wear
this jacket tonight?
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[smacks lips] I don't know.
Is it too cool?
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I feel like I'm trying too hard.
That's my nightmare.
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Your dumb movie title band
is playing a live gig.
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This may never happen again.
You have to look good.
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I know. It's just when I was shooting
my scene with Arya,
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I was kind of a dick on set
with my friends, so I don't wanna roll up
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wearing a new jacket and have
them be like, "Who's this asshole?"
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I'm sure they're over it.
If not, fuck 'em.
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Conflict is the cornerstone
of any good band,
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like Metallica or the Spice Girls.
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It's true.
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[inhales] Okay, final verdict.
Do I buy this jacket?
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Yes, you buy this jacket,
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and I buy a pair of sunglasses
that I do not need. Hmm?
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-All right.
-Yeah.
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[theme music playing]
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How about this? Too somber for you?
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Way too somber.
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I'm looking at that,
I wanna slit my wrists.
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[chuckles] What do you want your suitcase
to say about you?
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I want my luggage to say,
"Hey, Cruikshanks,
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I'm an adult with luggage,
and I got my shit together."
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And then it can just stop talking
after that.
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Are you scared of your family?
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No.
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I mean, just not super stoked
about taking this trip.
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Might have been nice if you had backup.
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What?
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It's nothing.
Just think it's a little weird.
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No, I didn't hear you. What'd you say?
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It's a little weird you didn't invite me
to meet your family.
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We've been together for a while.
You met my dad.
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Oh.
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I'm sorry. I just...
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I bought the ticket before you and me
were, you know, hot and heavy.
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Plus, I don't even think
you'd want to go, Mickey.
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It's going to be, like, five days.
And it's super, super boring.
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It's like every boring thing
mushed together.
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It's South Dakota and family
and church and relatives
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and anniversary parties
and compact rental cars--
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You don't have to pile it on.
It's not that big of a deal.
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Would've been nice to be invited.
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Maybe I'm crazy,
but I thought we were there.
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Well, I think we are there. I just...
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I want you to meet my parents
and my siblings.
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You don't have to meet
all of my stupid cousins.
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Heather's pretty cool, actually.
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It's fine. You can drop it.
I'll meet them some other time.
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Okay.
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Hey, look at this. What? Hold on.
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What's this car doing
in the luggage section?
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Little weird?
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[imitates honking]
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Then it's like...
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[imitates car beeping]
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Doin' a little reverse.
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-Sir?
-What?
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-Can you not do that, please?
-Oh.
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Sorry. I was just goofin',
trying to make my girlfriend laugh.
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It's not working.
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Yeah, I know.
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Hey. Look at that.
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Little fruit cart. Got mangoes.
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-You love a mango.
-Yeah.
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Yeah? Let me get you a mango. Okay.
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Thank you. Thanks.
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How is it? Good?
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-It's delicious. Thank you.
-You're welcome.
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[Gus] Ah!
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There's an open house.
You wanna go check it out?
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-Yeah, sure.
-Could be a little fun adventure.
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[Mickey mutters]
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[Gus] Okay. Yes.
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Oh, hi, there. I'm Angela.
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-Welcome.
-[Gus] Hello.
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If you wouldn't mind, please put these on.
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-They just redid the floors.
-Sure.
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Before you look around, please sign in.
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[Mickey] All right.
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My name is Genevieve Vavance...
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and I still have an AOL e-mail address.
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You are Bastian. No last name.
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Whoa.
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Holy shit! Double sinks!
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Oh, my God. I love it.
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God, if we lived here... Oh, God,
we'd be living the high life, you know?
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I'd set down my toothbrush, I'd be like,
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"Mickey, why don't we invite
the Cunninghams over for dinner?"
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Shit. Angela already hates us.
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Okay, I'll do this.
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There we go. Nobody will ever know.
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Double sinks.
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[Mickey] No, I'm addicted to my phone.
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I'll text myself a reminder or something,
and then when my phone buzzes,
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I get so excited
'cause I'm that desperate to text.
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-I 100% get that.
-[exhales]
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When you were telling the story
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and you said your phone buzzed,
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-I got excited.
-[chuckles]
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Clearly, I'm still smoking.
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It's just one too many things to quit
in a year.
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And any negative thing you can say,
I've already thought.
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Hey, no, don't worry about it.
You'll quit when you're ready. It's fine.
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Yeah, I figured I've been smoking
since I was 15,
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-what's a couple more months?
-Mm-hmm.
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Yeah. And, hey, just so you know,
I'm here to talk about your sobriety
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as much or as little as you want to, so...
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Thank you.
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There is one thing I could talk about.
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Okay.
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-So things are going really well.
-Mm-hmm.
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And then, there was that whole
Dr. Greg meltdown,
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and I went to this bar
with Truman and Stella
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and I ordered a drink.
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Oh, wow.
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Now, before you get worried,
I did not drink it.
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-Okay.
-But I really, really thought about it.
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Your sobriety is the most important thing,
so I'm glad you didn't drink.
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Yeah. Me, too.
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[Gus] Uh-oh.
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-[clicks tongue] Ugh!
-Somebody ain't happy.
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Come on. She needs us here to make it seem
like this is some kind of hot property.
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How much, uh, do you think
this place costs, anyway?
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$1.2 million.
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Wow.
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You know, I could afford that
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if I did every single thing differently
over the last 15 years.
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Never say never. I believe in you.
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Maybe one day
we could afford this place together.
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Yeah.
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I shouldn't have said that, should I?
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-No.
-Did it freak you out?
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No. No, no, no. I...
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Honestly, I'm not opposed to... you know,
moving in sometime, together. Sometime.
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Yeah. I've thought about it.
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So neither of us are opposed.
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-Let's get out of here.
-Okay.
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Hey, I'm sorry I didn't ask you
to go to South Dakota.
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I should have, and I'm sorry.
I want you to come.
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-Don't worry.
-Would you come?
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No. Don't worry. It's okay. We're past it.
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No, I was being so stupid.
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I was in my head with my family.
I truly want you to come.
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Will you come? Please?
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You don't have to invite me
'cause you feel bad.
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-I'm not.
-Hmm. No, you were right.
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I do want to meet your parents
and your siblings,
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but not every Cruikshank in America.
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And five days is a really long time.
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Yeah. No. That makes sense.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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You ready for your big show tonight?
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-Yeah, fuck yeah.
-[chuckles]
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Actually, no. I don't think
we're ready to perform live.
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-This shouldn't be happening.
-Oh.
188
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Well, if it really starts to suck,
189
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I can always just yell, "Fire,"
and take off my top.
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-Perfect.
-Okay.
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Thank you.
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Hey, uh, you want a cigarette
before we go in?
193
00:10:14,285 --> 00:10:15,865
Do you want me to have one?
194
00:10:15,953 --> 00:10:21,213
Uh... Yeah, I'm just not really ready
to face Ruby and Wade yet.
195
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They saw me go nuts on that shoot,
196
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and our group-text chain
has pretty much gone silent.
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[sighs] I've learned, if you own it
and you say you're sorry,
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they usually forgive you.
199
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Yeah. I mean, that makes sense.
200
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You don't even have to mean it.
201
00:10:36,599 --> 00:10:39,519
-No, I mean it.
-Oh, great. That'll help sell it.
202
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I'll be there if you get nervous.
You can squeeze my hand.
203
00:10:44,565 --> 00:10:46,105
-Okay.
-Yeah?
204
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Yeah. Be prepared.
I'm gonna squeeze the shit out of it.
205
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They're not gonna start
any trouble with me there.
206
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Those guys are scared of me.
207
00:10:53,491 --> 00:10:55,831
No. Yeah.
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Hey, everybody.
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[all] Hi.
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Nice jacket.
211
00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,543
-[Gus] Oh, thank you.
-All right.
212
00:11:05,628 --> 00:11:06,958
You guys ready to shred?
213
00:11:07,046 --> 00:11:09,466
-Oh, ready to shred. Ready to shred.
-Yeah.
214
00:11:10,299 --> 00:11:12,509
Wait, guys. I just wanted to say,
215
00:11:12,593 --> 00:11:15,893
as far as my tantrum on set
with Arya and stuff,
216
00:11:15,971 --> 00:11:17,601
I feel really crummy--
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00:11:17,681 --> 00:11:19,231
Gus, I'm gonna stop you right there.
218
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Come on, whatever happened on set,
let's leave it on set.
219
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I feel like there was an apology coming.
I'd like to hear that.
220
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-Okay.
-Mmm.
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Uh, yeah, I mean, you guys
have helped me out so much,
222
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and I know I lost my temper there
a couple of times,
223
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so I am sorry.
224
00:11:40,579 --> 00:11:41,619
Well, thank you.
225
00:11:42,748 --> 00:11:47,168
I don't accept your apology.
Uh, my feelings are still hurting.
226
00:11:48,045 --> 00:11:49,045
Seriously?
227
00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:52,089
Not seriously, Mickey.
228
00:11:52,174 --> 00:11:54,974
See, just kidding. Let's have a fun show.
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[chuckles]
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All right, I'll leave you rockers to it.
I'm not in this band. Bye.
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-Okay. Bye.
-Let's go over the set list, huh?
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-[Beth] Oh, yeah.
-[Gus] Yes, good idea.
233
00:12:04,395 --> 00:12:08,265
Oh, hey, yeah. I do not think
that we should open with "Gran Torino."
234
00:12:08,357 --> 00:12:10,317
I agree.
We should not start with a ballad.
235
00:12:10,401 --> 00:12:11,571
We'll put the crowd to sleep.
236
00:12:12,653 --> 00:12:14,953
I picked up a few more days
of extra work on Witchita.
237
00:12:15,781 --> 00:12:17,661
That's great. I'm proud of you.
238
00:12:17,741 --> 00:12:22,331
Yeah, they need me on set at seven a.m.,
so I can't go too crazy tonight.
239
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God, listen to me. "On set."
Can you believe it?
240
00:12:27,626 --> 00:12:29,036
No, I cannot.
241
00:12:30,671 --> 00:12:33,301
Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
Can I get you a drink?
242
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Oh, no, thanks. I'm not thirsty.
243
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Are you sure?
244
00:12:36,969 --> 00:12:38,139
I want to do more stuff for you.
245
00:12:38,220 --> 00:12:40,970
Like buying you drinks
and buying you jewelry.
246
00:12:41,056 --> 00:12:42,846
Don't buy me jewelry. Please.
247
00:12:42,933 --> 00:12:44,643
Open a savings account.
248
00:12:46,187 --> 00:12:47,187
Hey, buddy.
249
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[chuckling] Hey! Hey.
250
00:12:50,566 --> 00:12:52,436
-Hey, how's the Rand-man?
-Hey.
251
00:12:52,526 --> 00:12:54,236
Hey, what's up?
252
00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:57,200
-Are people calling me the Rand-man?
-I don't know. They should.
253
00:12:57,281 --> 00:12:58,781
[both chuckle]
254
00:12:58,866 --> 00:13:00,696
-You guys know each other.
-Yeah, we've met.
255
00:13:00,784 --> 00:13:02,164
-Hi, Bertie.
-Hello.
256
00:13:04,371 --> 00:13:05,661
[chuckles]
257
00:13:06,499 --> 00:13:07,419
Yeah.
258
00:13:08,209 --> 00:13:11,089
So, um,
when I was coming over here tonight,
259
00:13:11,170 --> 00:13:12,630
I saw a big accident on the road.
260
00:13:12,713 --> 00:13:13,593
Oh, no.
261
00:13:13,672 --> 00:13:16,432
I think it was very serious.
There was two ambulances.
262
00:13:16,509 --> 00:13:20,099
And, um, I thought there was
some kind of spaghetti involved,
263
00:13:20,179 --> 00:13:23,429
but I think it had come
from inside the man on the motorcycle.
264
00:13:23,516 --> 00:13:24,766
And, um...
265
00:13:24,850 --> 00:13:26,350
Hey! What are you guys talking about?
266
00:13:26,435 --> 00:13:31,065
Mickey! Could I ask you to join me outside
for a meeting of the Chamber of Champions?
267
00:13:31,148 --> 00:13:32,068
Sure.
268
00:13:32,149 --> 00:13:35,779
That's what I call our apartment.
It's just a fun thing I do.
269
00:13:35,861 --> 00:13:37,031
I don't know why I do it.
270
00:13:37,112 --> 00:13:38,912
Yes, I do. It's 'cause we're champions.
271
00:13:38,989 --> 00:13:40,909
-Let's go.
-Okay. Bye.
272
00:13:42,243 --> 00:13:44,583
-Uh, can I get you a drink?
-Oh, no, I'm good.
273
00:13:44,662 --> 00:13:46,122
Oh.
274
00:13:46,205 --> 00:13:48,365
I'll get you another one.
You can double fist it!
275
00:13:48,457 --> 00:13:50,207
-Cool.
-[chuckles] Yeah, cool.
276
00:13:50,918 --> 00:13:52,378
I'm sleeping with Chris.
277
00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:53,880
What?
278
00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:57,683
[sighs] We started hanging out.
First, it was just an emotional affair,
279
00:13:57,758 --> 00:14:00,838
but then things took a turn,
and now it's a very physical affair.
280
00:14:00,928 --> 00:14:02,928
And now I really like him.
281
00:14:03,013 --> 00:14:07,273
What is it about our apartment
that turns us into philandering bad girls?
282
00:14:07,351 --> 00:14:08,891
What should I do?
283
00:14:09,937 --> 00:14:13,817
[smacks lips] Well,
I never told Gus about Dustin.
284
00:14:13,899 --> 00:14:16,399
But if you have feelings for Chris,
285
00:14:16,485 --> 00:14:19,235
maybe you should be honest with Randy
and cut things off.
286
00:14:19,321 --> 00:14:20,661
[sighs] But he's so sensitive.
287
00:14:20,739 --> 00:14:24,699
Last night, I came in and he was crying
to an episode of Storage Wars.
288
00:14:25,286 --> 00:14:27,156
That's not a reason to stay with him.
289
00:14:27,913 --> 00:14:31,793
Ugh. This situation is so fucked.
I'm fucked.
290
00:14:34,670 --> 00:14:36,460
-You okay, buddy?
-Oh, yeah.
291
00:14:36,547 --> 00:14:37,717
-You seem sort of...
-Yeah.
292
00:14:37,798 --> 00:14:39,588
-Oh, sorry. [chuckles]
-...out of it or something.
293
00:14:39,675 --> 00:14:40,925
It's okay if something's wrong.
294
00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:42,800
-No, not at all. Yeah.
-Okay.
295
00:14:42,887 --> 00:14:43,927
Uh, this will be fun tonight.
296
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:46,313
-Yeah. Yeah, I can't wait. Yeah.
-Yeah.
297
00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:49,096
You excited about going back home?
298
00:14:49,184 --> 00:14:53,404
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, my parents' 40th anniversary.
299
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:56,940
You know that's going to be
a fucking wild party.
300
00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:58,436
-[laughing]
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
301
00:14:58,527 --> 00:15:01,157
Hats off to Mark and Vicki, man.
Those crazy kids.
302
00:15:01,238 --> 00:15:03,028
Yeah. Let's hear it for those nutty kids.
303
00:15:03,115 --> 00:15:04,525
-[chuckles] They stuck it out.
-Mm-hmm.
304
00:15:05,117 --> 00:15:08,537
Hey, and Mickey's finally going to meet
the Cruikshanks, huh?
305
00:15:08,621 --> 00:15:09,621
Yeah.
306
00:15:09,705 --> 00:15:11,115
Well, uh...
307
00:15:11,206 --> 00:15:13,166
No. I mean, she's not.
308
00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:15,920
I invited her,
but she's not gonna come.
309
00:15:16,003 --> 00:15:17,343
-Oh, bummer, man. Huh.
-Yeah.
310
00:15:17,421 --> 00:15:20,341
I don't know. Maybe it's for the best.
311
00:15:20,424 --> 00:15:22,764
I don't want her to see
how weird my family is.
312
00:15:22,843 --> 00:15:24,223
Or how weird I am around my family.
313
00:15:24,303 --> 00:15:25,433
It's gonna be a lot.
314
00:15:25,512 --> 00:15:26,852
And Mickey's Mickey, right?
315
00:15:26,931 --> 00:15:29,391
She could totally freak out
your whole family.
316
00:15:30,517 --> 00:15:32,347
Yeah. Yeah.
317
00:15:33,270 --> 00:15:36,650
I mean, you don't have to say that,
but yes.
318
00:15:36,732 --> 00:15:38,192
It's maybe for the best. -But I love her.
-Yeah.
319
00:15:39,818 --> 00:15:41,568
-Oh, yeah, she's the best.
-Yeah.
320
00:15:41,654 --> 00:15:45,994
I'm just saying you could be, like,
playing Scrabble at your kitchen table,
321
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:49,035
and then she walks in,
bites the head off a bat.
322
00:15:49,119 --> 00:15:50,199
[chuckles]
323
00:15:50,955 --> 00:15:52,955
[hip hop music playing in background] -Hey.
-Hi.
324
00:15:57,044 --> 00:15:59,384
-Let me get you a drink.
-[chuckles]
325
00:16:00,339 --> 00:16:03,969
Full disclosure, I'm here
with my boyfriend, and I don't drink.
326
00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:06,850
Okay. Uh, well...
327
00:16:06,929 --> 00:16:10,219
Which one's your boyfriend?
I gotta see if you're making a mistake.
328
00:16:11,934 --> 00:16:12,944
Nice. Uh...
329
00:16:14,395 --> 00:16:16,395
The guy in the military jacket.
330
00:16:20,484 --> 00:16:21,614
[man] Seriously?
331
00:16:21,694 --> 00:16:24,534
The dude who looks like a child's drawing?
332
00:16:24,947 --> 00:16:28,577
Wow. You think you're funny, don't you?
We're done talking.
333
00:16:32,413 --> 00:16:35,173
Oh, my God, it's almost show time!
334
00:16:35,249 --> 00:16:37,629
-Oh, I can't wait.
-What the fuck is happening?
335
00:16:37,710 --> 00:16:39,380
Did you just take my cigarettes?
336
00:16:39,461 --> 00:16:41,671
-No.
-Yeah, you did. You're lying.
337
00:16:42,339 --> 00:16:45,549
I'm not lying.
Why would I take your Kool Ultra Lights?
338
00:16:45,634 --> 00:16:46,724
I'm not in seventh grade.
339
00:16:46,802 --> 00:16:48,552
You're a really shitty liar.
340
00:16:48,637 --> 00:16:50,557
If she said she didn't take 'em,
she didn't take 'em.
341
00:16:51,181 --> 00:16:52,561
Dude, does this involve you?
342
00:16:52,641 --> 00:16:55,811
Go back to your band,
which I heard sucks, by the way.
343
00:16:55,894 --> 00:16:57,194
Uh, that's bullshit.
344
00:16:57,271 --> 00:16:59,651
This is our first show,
so no one even knows we suck yet.
345
00:16:59,732 --> 00:17:00,862
Prove you didn't take my cigarettes.
346
00:17:00,941 --> 00:17:02,531
-Open your purse.
-Fuck you. No.
347
00:17:02,609 --> 00:17:05,819
-Come on.
-Hey. Get the fuck out of here.
348
00:17:05,904 --> 00:17:06,914
Relax.
349
00:17:06,989 --> 00:17:10,409
No, I'm not going to relax.
Get fucking going, top button.
350
00:17:10,492 --> 00:17:14,042
Whatever. Keep 'em.
I got better shit to do, anyway.
351
00:17:14,121 --> 00:17:16,121
Then go do it!
352
00:17:20,753 --> 00:17:22,303
I did take his cigarettes.
353
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:23,800
I figured.
354
00:17:23,881 --> 00:17:24,881
Okay.
355
00:17:25,549 --> 00:17:27,839
-See you in a little bit.
-Bye, buddy.
356
00:17:27,926 --> 00:17:31,556
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
We are Roger and The Eberts! And we play theme songs
for movies that don't have them!
357
00:17:35,768 --> 00:17:40,768
So let's start things off right,
with a little visit from the dessert cart.
358
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:43,781
One, two, three, four.
359
00:17:43,859 --> 00:17:46,609
♪ I didn't come to Choco little ♪ ♪ I didn't come to Choco little bit ♪
360
00:17:49,531 --> 00:17:52,371
♪ I didn't come to Choco little bit more ♪
361
00:17:52,451 --> 00:17:54,911
♪ I came to Chocolat ♪
362
00:17:54,995 --> 00:17:57,535
♪ I didn't come to Choco little ♪
363
00:17:58,123 --> 00:18:00,333
♪ I didn't come to Choco little bit ♪
364
00:18:01,001 --> 00:18:03,881
♪ I didn't come to Choco little bit more ♪
365
00:18:03,962 --> 00:18:09,012
♪ I came to Chocolat ♪
366
00:18:09,593 --> 00:18:14,353
♪ I came to Chocolat ♪
367
00:18:15,265 --> 00:18:17,225
♪ I came to Chocolat ♪
368
00:18:18,435 --> 00:18:20,395
-[all clapping]
-[Mickey] Whoo!
369
00:18:22,731 --> 00:18:27,401
Well, this next song is about a birdman,
and it's called "Birdman."
370
00:18:27,486 --> 00:18:29,106
Three, four...
371
00:18:29,196 --> 00:18:30,236
♪ Birdman! ♪
372
00:18:30,322 --> 00:18:34,792
♪ Or the unexpected virtue of ignorance ♪
373
00:18:34,868 --> 00:18:36,158
♪ Birdman! ♪
374
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:40,535
♪ Or the unexpected virtue of ignorance ♪
375
00:18:40,624 --> 00:18:42,214
♪ Birdman! ♪
376
00:18:42,292 --> 00:18:46,342
♪ Or the unexpected virtue of ignorance ♪
377
00:18:46,964 --> 00:18:52,514
♪ Birdman, Birdman, Birdman, Birdman
Birdman, Birdman, Birdman ♪
378
00:18:54,888 --> 00:18:56,428
[scattered applause]
379
00:18:57,850 --> 00:19:03,690
♪ Footloose ♪
380
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:10,073
♪ This is the theme song for ♪
381
00:19:10,654 --> 00:19:16,244
♪ Footloose ♪
382
00:19:16,827 --> 00:19:22,287
♪ This is the only song for ♪
383
00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:26,502
♪ Footloose ♪
384
00:19:26,587 --> 00:19:30,047
♪ God bless you, Sully ♪
385
00:19:30,132 --> 00:19:32,512
♪ You saved my life ♪
386
00:19:33,510 --> 00:19:36,760
♪ You saved my children ♪
387
00:19:36,847 --> 00:19:39,977
♪ You saved my wife ♪
388
00:19:40,058 --> 00:19:43,518
♪ God bless you, Sully ♪
389
00:19:43,604 --> 00:19:45,944
♪ You saved my life ♪
390
00:19:46,899 --> 00:19:50,239
♪ You saved my children ♪
391
00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:53,529
♪ You saved my wife ♪
392
00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:56,744
[cheering and clapping]
393
00:19:57,868 --> 00:19:59,698
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
394
00:20:00,454 --> 00:20:04,964
This last jam is dedicated to Mr. Eastwood
and my special girl,
395
00:20:05,042 --> 00:20:06,342
Dobbsy.
396
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,550
One, two, three, four...
397
00:20:09,630 --> 00:20:13,680
♪ Better than a grand piano ♪
398
00:20:13,759 --> 00:20:16,009
♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
399
00:20:16,094 --> 00:20:20,064
♪ Deeper than the Grand Canyon ♪
400
00:20:20,140 --> 00:20:22,020
♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
401
00:20:22,976 --> 00:20:29,686
♪ You're my Gran... ♪
402
00:20:29,775 --> 00:20:32,065
♪ Torino ♪
403
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:41,910
♪ You're my Gran... ♪
404
00:20:41,995 --> 00:20:44,115
♪ Torino ♪
405
00:20:47,668 --> 00:20:54,088
♪ And the skeleton says
Get off of my lawn! ♪
406
00:20:54,174 --> 00:20:59,054
♪ That skeleton says
Get off of my lawn! ♪
407
00:20:59,137 --> 00:21:05,977
♪ Get off of my
Off of my lawn ♪
408
00:21:06,645 --> 00:21:09,145
♪ Torino ♪
409
00:21:11,441 --> 00:21:15,241
-♪ You're my Gran Torino ♪
-[all applauding]
410
00:21:16,238 --> 00:21:19,068
-You guys fucking ruled.
-Oh... stop.
411
00:21:19,157 --> 00:21:22,407
That was the best concert I've been to
in years, and I'm not even kidding.
412
00:21:22,953 --> 00:21:24,373
Thanks, Mickey.
413
00:21:25,789 --> 00:21:27,499
I want to go to South Dakota.
414
00:21:28,959 --> 00:21:30,419
-Really?
-Yeah.
415
00:21:30,502 --> 00:21:33,802
We're a team.
Let's go hang out in a fly-over state.
416
00:21:34,423 --> 00:21:38,723
Oh. Should I not call it a fly-over state
in front of your parents?
417
00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:41,178
-Probably best not to.
-Okay.
418
00:21:42,472 --> 00:21:45,312
♪ 'Cause you know
We got to eat, eat, eat ♪
419
00:21:45,392 --> 00:21:47,892
♪ You know we got to pray, pray, pray ♪
420
00:21:47,978 --> 00:21:50,858
♪ So you know we got to love, love, love ♪
421
00:21:50,939 --> 00:21:53,649
♪ Eat Pray Love, Love ♪
422
00:21:53,734 --> 00:21:56,074
♪ You know we got to eat, eat, eat ♪
423
00:21:56,153 --> 00:21:58,663
♪ Oh, you know
We got to pray, pray, pray ♪
424
00:21:58,739 --> 00:22:01,699
♪ Oh, you know
We got to love, love, love ♪
425
00:22:01,783 --> 00:22:07,373
♪ Eat, pray, love, love, love, love ♪
426
00:22:07,456 --> 00:22:13,626
♪ Eat, pray, love, love
Eat, pray, love, love ♪
427
00:22:13,712 --> 00:22:18,382
♪ Eat, pray, love ♪
428
00:22:18,467 --> 00:22:21,047
♪ You know we got to pray, pray, pray ♪
429
00:22:21,136 --> 00:22:23,846
♪ Oh, you know we got
To love, love, love ♪
430
00:22:23,930 --> 00:22:26,560
♪ Eat, pray, love, love ♪
431
00:22:26,641 --> 00:22:28,811
♪ You know I got to eat, eat, eat ♪
432
00:22:28,894 --> 00:22:31,774
♪ Oh, you know
We got to pray, pray, pray ♪
433
00:22:31,855 --> 00:22:34,605
♪ Well, you know
We got to love, love, love
434
00:22:34,691 --> 00:22:40,411
♪ Eat, pray, love, love, love, love ♪
435
00:22:40,489 --> 00:22:43,079
♪ Eat, pray, love, love ♪
436
00:22:43,158 --> 00:22:49,288
♪ Eat, pray, love, love
Eat, pray, love, love ♪
437
00:22:49,372 --> 00:22:54,462
-♪ Eat, pray, love ♪
-[audience cheering]