1 00:00:08,722 --> 00:00:11,812 [theme music playing] 2 00:00:27,532 --> 00:00:29,912 [Vicki] We're here! We're here! [chuckles] 3 00:00:29,993 --> 00:00:31,333 [Ken] Took you long enough. 4 00:00:31,411 --> 00:00:33,871 Oh, you know, your dad. [laughs] 5 00:00:33,955 --> 00:00:37,375 Well, Kelly and I set up everything. We did the tables and chairs. 6 00:00:37,459 --> 00:00:38,459 So, y'all can relax. 7 00:00:38,543 --> 00:00:39,843 You should've told us, we could've helped. 8 00:00:39,919 --> 00:00:43,759 -I told him to, but he-- -No! It's our pleasure. Who's this guy? 9 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:46,760 -Oh, wait. Is that Li'l Andy? -Yeah, yeah. 10 00:00:46,843 --> 00:00:49,263 -Li'l Drew-Drew-Bear, what's up? -I'm here finally. What's up? 11 00:00:49,345 --> 00:00:50,595 Didn't get dressed up? That's okay. 12 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:52,850 All righty then. Oh, look, this is perfect. [chuckles] 13 00:00:52,932 --> 00:00:54,432 You get the tripod I gave you guys? 14 00:00:54,517 --> 00:00:55,937 -Did you bring it? -Oh, where's my brain? 15 00:00:56,019 --> 00:00:57,979 -That's okay. I have one in the truck. -Oh, okay. 16 00:00:58,063 --> 00:00:59,653 -I'll take the photo. -No, no, no. 17 00:00:59,731 --> 00:01:00,571 No, I got it. 18 00:01:00,648 --> 00:01:01,478 -Yep. -Oh, no. 19 00:01:01,566 --> 00:01:03,526 No, you're not gonna want a photo in a couple of years 20 00:01:03,610 --> 00:01:05,450 with some random girl Gus was dating. 21 00:01:05,528 --> 00:01:06,358 -All right. -Yeah, we do. 22 00:01:07,322 --> 00:01:10,532 I mean, not in that way, but we want you, too. 23 00:01:10,617 --> 00:01:11,577 Let her take it. 24 00:01:12,577 --> 00:01:14,537 All right, everybody, happy 40th! 25 00:01:14,621 --> 00:01:16,541 [all] Happy 40th! 26 00:01:17,082 --> 00:01:19,922 -[Mickey] All right, there you go. -You got it? Okay. 27 00:01:20,001 --> 00:01:21,751 Perfect. Good, good. 28 00:01:21,836 --> 00:01:24,006 -[Ken] I'm gonna put the music on, Mom. -Oh, thank you. 29 00:01:24,089 --> 00:01:26,719 -Now, is this what they call a disco ball? -Yeah. 30 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:28,760 -[Vicki] Where did you get that? -[Ken] This is called a 40-50. 31 00:01:28,843 --> 00:01:31,553 When we went into the party store... They got 30-40. I went 40-50. 32 00:01:31,638 --> 00:01:33,968 -Yeah. I, oh, wow. Thank you. -Yeah. 33 00:01:34,057 --> 00:01:35,597 -Hey. -Jesus! 34 00:01:35,683 --> 00:01:37,443 Sorry, I knew that was gonna happen. 35 00:01:37,519 --> 00:01:39,479 I was, like, "I'm gonna scare her right here, so..." 36 00:01:39,562 --> 00:01:42,112 -What? What do you want? -Um... 37 00:01:42,982 --> 00:01:46,112 I just wanted to apologize about last night, 38 00:01:46,194 --> 00:01:48,704 -the stuff that was said. -I'm gonna go back to LA. 39 00:01:48,780 --> 00:01:49,990 What? 40 00:01:50,073 --> 00:01:52,123 I'm looking for flights on my phone right now. 41 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:54,450 -I'm gonna fly out in a few hours. -Come on... 42 00:01:54,536 --> 00:01:58,366 -I hope they have that good potato salad. -Oh, they always have potato salad. 43 00:01:58,456 --> 00:02:00,916 -Gus-man! That you? -Hey. Hi. 44 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,040 We've been watching your Witchita show. 45 00:02:03,128 --> 00:02:06,088 Spooky stuff! Spooky, spooky stuff. 46 00:02:06,172 --> 00:02:10,472 [chuckles] Well, I'm glad you like it. Um... Uh... 47 00:02:10,552 --> 00:02:13,222 -Sorry, this is my girlfriend Mickey. -[man] Hello! 48 00:02:13,304 --> 00:02:14,564 -This is my... -Hi, there. 49 00:02:14,639 --> 00:02:17,979 ...Uncle Pat and Aunt Jo right there. Yeah. 50 00:02:21,271 --> 00:02:26,401 So, yeah... Everybody's in there, and I'll be in there soon. 51 00:02:26,985 --> 00:02:28,355 All right, okay... 52 00:02:28,444 --> 00:02:30,824 -We'll see you soon. -See you soon. Okay, bye. 53 00:02:30,905 --> 00:02:32,405 -[Jo] Bye. -Bye. 54 00:02:34,617 --> 00:02:36,617 [sighs] So this is what you're doing? 55 00:02:36,703 --> 00:02:40,503 You're just threatening to break up and leave now, 56 00:02:40,582 --> 00:02:42,632 because of what? Because of a stupid fight? 57 00:02:42,709 --> 00:02:46,379 See, you still don't get it. It wasn't stupid. 58 00:02:46,462 --> 00:02:49,972 You said I was unstable, and you didn't see a future for us. 59 00:02:50,550 --> 00:02:52,050 Okay, look... When I heard you say that right now, 60 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:57,310 I think maybe there has been some sort of misunderstanding 61 00:02:57,390 --> 00:02:59,850 -or misinterpretation of what I said-- -No. 62 00:02:59,934 --> 00:03:02,564 It wasn't a fucking TS Eliot poem, Gus. 63 00:03:02,645 --> 00:03:04,975 It didn't need interpretation. I knew what you meant. 64 00:03:05,940 --> 00:03:07,570 Look, this is very-- 65 00:03:07,650 --> 00:03:10,450 This is insane, okay? We haven't ever talked about this before. 66 00:03:10,528 --> 00:03:11,448 I don't even know my... 67 00:03:11,529 --> 00:03:13,699 God damn it! Fucking shit! Hey! -Hey, Gus! -Hi. 68 00:03:16,034 --> 00:03:17,914 -Hello. -Who's this now? 69 00:03:17,994 --> 00:03:20,334 Oh, this is my girlfriend Mickey. 70 00:03:20,413 --> 00:03:22,963 And this is my cousin Lisa and her family. Hi, guys. 71 00:03:23,041 --> 00:03:27,051 I've already seen her all over Facebook, so I feel like I know her already. 72 00:03:27,128 --> 00:03:30,508 -Oh, yeah, sure. -Gus, is there a TV in there? 73 00:03:31,257 --> 00:03:33,637 No, I don't think there's a TV. Sorry. 74 00:03:33,718 --> 00:03:35,718 -Mom, you said there'd be a TV! -You lied! 75 00:03:35,803 --> 00:03:37,393 No, nobody lied. Let's go. 76 00:03:38,848 --> 00:03:39,768 [Lisa] Hey! 77 00:03:39,849 --> 00:03:42,939 I gotta get outta here, 'cause I cannot be the welcoming committee, okay? 78 00:03:43,019 --> 00:03:44,519 -I'm going back to LA. -You can't do this. 79 00:03:44,604 --> 00:03:46,404 -You can't do this to me. -Why the fuck not? 80 00:03:46,481 --> 00:03:48,781 Because this is gonna be fuckin' hell, okay? 81 00:03:48,858 --> 00:03:51,398 Being trapped here with my family and pretending everything's okay, 82 00:03:51,486 --> 00:03:53,196 while you and me are falling apart? 83 00:03:54,948 --> 00:03:55,948 Please? 84 00:03:57,158 --> 00:03:58,578 Fine, I will stay for this party, 85 00:03:58,660 --> 00:04:02,080 but then I am leaving afterwards, and you can stay here until the-- 86 00:04:02,163 --> 00:04:03,503 [sighs] Oh, my God. 87 00:04:03,581 --> 00:04:07,841 Can we just go in there? 'Cause I can't say hi to another person. 88 00:04:07,919 --> 00:04:10,089 [Mickey sighs] 89 00:04:10,171 --> 00:04:11,801 -[whispers] They gone? -No. 90 00:04:13,424 --> 00:04:14,724 -Go. -Okay. They make you use their caterer 91 00:04:17,929 --> 00:04:19,259 -when you rent this place, though. -Oh, yeah. 92 00:04:19,347 --> 00:04:21,097 It's a real sweet print, isn't it? 93 00:04:21,182 --> 00:04:23,692 -Isn't it sweet! -This is just so tender. 94 00:04:23,768 --> 00:04:26,898 The beams on Tower 7 were demolished diagonally, okay? 95 00:04:26,980 --> 00:04:30,150 -When you do a regular demolition... -Okay. 96 00:04:30,858 --> 00:04:33,568 -Shall we enter the abyss? -Mm-hmm. 97 00:04:36,656 --> 00:04:37,866 -Hello. -Hi. 98 00:04:37,949 --> 00:04:39,529 [woman] I watched your witch show. 99 00:04:39,617 --> 00:04:40,787 What'd you think? 100 00:04:40,868 --> 00:04:45,538 I mean, I could do without the devil worshiping and the paganism. 101 00:04:45,623 --> 00:04:47,253 And then one morning, we wake up, 102 00:04:47,333 --> 00:04:49,593 and our entire world is being run by one government. 103 00:04:50,503 --> 00:04:52,553 -Really? You think so? -Mm-hmm 104 00:04:52,630 --> 00:04:55,630 The only real obstacle to selling recreational vehicles 105 00:04:55,717 --> 00:04:57,547 is that people consider it a luxury. 106 00:04:58,136 --> 00:04:59,796 That's partly a problem with the name. 107 00:04:59,887 --> 00:05:02,847 "Recreational." So what you do is, you convince people, 108 00:05:02,932 --> 00:05:05,442 and I was telling you this earlier, that it's a necessary luxury. 109 00:05:05,518 --> 00:05:09,268 That's how you hook 'em, and then that's how you bring 'em in. 110 00:05:09,355 --> 00:05:10,435 All right, excuse me. 111 00:05:10,940 --> 00:05:14,070 I am just so proud of all my children. 112 00:05:14,152 --> 00:05:17,992 The dealerships and the charities and the art shows 113 00:05:18,072 --> 00:05:20,332 and the teaching... No, Gussie, your movie. 114 00:05:20,408 --> 00:05:22,908 Don't forget. That, too. [chuckles] 115 00:05:22,994 --> 00:05:27,754 I'm for the creative stuff, for sure, but there's nobility in education. 116 00:05:27,832 --> 00:05:31,592 Teachers are heroes, like a firefighter or a soldier, I think. 117 00:05:31,669 --> 00:05:32,879 Hmm. 118 00:05:33,671 --> 00:05:35,841 [Ken] Okay, everybody, listen up! 119 00:05:36,257 --> 00:05:41,177 First of all, let's give it up for Mr. and Mrs. Victoria and Mark Cruikshank. 120 00:05:41,262 --> 00:05:43,812 [all cheering] 121 00:05:43,890 --> 00:05:48,900 I mean, come on. Forty years! [chuckles] I mean, seriously, folks? 122 00:05:48,978 --> 00:05:50,398 [Vicki and Mark chuckle] 123 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:54,030 But, you know, a lot of people probably don't know this... 124 00:05:54,108 --> 00:05:57,398 Mom and Dad, when they first got hitched, did not have a honeymoon. 125 00:05:57,487 --> 00:05:59,197 -[crowd] Aww. -Yeah. No honeymoon. 126 00:05:59,614 --> 00:06:01,244 -Sorry. -They wanted to go to Hawaii, 127 00:06:01,324 --> 00:06:06,794 but instead, like they always did, they sacrificed and pinched pennies, 128 00:06:06,871 --> 00:06:10,631 so they could provide a better life for their family and their children. 129 00:06:11,918 --> 00:06:13,458 Well, Mom and Dad, 130 00:06:14,253 --> 00:06:16,343 I believe you've sacrificed enough. 131 00:06:16,464 --> 00:06:17,554 [Hawaiian music playing] 132 00:06:21,135 --> 00:06:24,635 -[all] Aww! -So, as an anniversary gift from me, 133 00:06:24,722 --> 00:06:28,022 Kelly, Nina and your future grandson, of course, 134 00:06:28,101 --> 00:06:31,771 I think it is finally time for you two to say aloha to Hawaii. 135 00:06:31,854 --> 00:06:33,314 -Oh! -Yeah, you're going to Hawaii. 136 00:06:33,397 --> 00:06:34,607 -Oh! -What? 137 00:06:34,690 --> 00:06:37,360 -[all cheering] -Mom, Dad, get your butts up here! 138 00:06:37,860 --> 00:06:40,030 -We have a whole lei thing we want to do. -[Mark] You're kidding, right? 139 00:06:40,113 --> 00:06:41,453 -[Ken] No. -[Vicki shouts, laughs] 140 00:06:41,531 --> 00:06:43,661 -What's happening? -He's sending them to Hawaii? 141 00:06:43,741 --> 00:06:45,081 [Andrew] Was there an e-mail chain I missed? 142 00:06:45,159 --> 00:06:46,039 -[Caroline] No. -No? 143 00:06:46,119 --> 00:06:49,249 Oh, honey. Oh, thank you. 144 00:06:49,330 --> 00:06:50,410 [all] Aw! 145 00:06:50,498 --> 00:06:53,128 -What the fuck? -Are you okay? 146 00:06:53,209 --> 00:06:56,419 It's just this is a surprise to me, too. 147 00:06:56,504 --> 00:06:58,014 Wait. He didn't tell you? 148 00:06:58,089 --> 00:07:00,049 It's fine. I mean, we can barely pay our mortgage. 149 00:07:00,133 --> 00:07:01,223 -But it's fine. -Oh. 150 00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:04,720 -[Vicki laughing] -Kelly! Kelly, come here. 151 00:07:05,263 --> 00:07:06,313 [chuckles] 152 00:07:06,639 --> 00:07:07,469 I'm sorry. 153 00:07:07,557 --> 00:07:10,847 -Come on, honey. Come on, honey. Let's... -[Ken chuckles] 154 00:07:10,935 --> 00:07:13,305 -[Ken] Does anyone have a camera? -His stupid shoes. 155 00:07:13,396 --> 00:07:15,106 What a pig in shit. 156 00:07:15,189 --> 00:07:18,229 -This is too much. It's too much, Ken. -Say aloha. 157 00:07:20,611 --> 00:07:24,201 -Wow, very thoughtful, Ken. -Well, they deserve it. 158 00:07:24,574 --> 00:07:25,744 Dude, what's wrong with you? 159 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:29,500 What? No, I mean, I wanted it to be a surprise, so... 160 00:07:29,579 --> 00:07:31,329 You made us look like losers. 161 00:07:31,414 --> 00:07:33,504 We could've pitched in and given that together. 162 00:07:33,583 --> 00:07:36,883 But you guys spend your money and travel here. That's your gift. 163 00:07:36,961 --> 00:07:40,131 I live here, so this is my gift. I didn't want to burden you. 164 00:07:40,214 --> 00:07:41,844 [Caroline] It's too big. 165 00:07:41,924 --> 00:07:45,394 We should've done one of those gift-from-the-kids kind of things. 166 00:07:45,470 --> 00:07:49,390 Yeah. Like, when we got them TiVos. It was, like, $13 each. 167 00:07:49,807 --> 00:07:52,187 Okay... Gus, back me up here. 168 00:07:52,268 --> 00:07:54,398 You know what I'm doing here. It's just a nice gesture. 169 00:07:55,313 --> 00:07:56,773 Yeah. No, it's very nice. 170 00:07:56,856 --> 00:07:59,026 It's good, but I see where they're coming from. 171 00:07:59,108 --> 00:08:00,858 -Really? -A little bit, yeah. 172 00:08:00,943 --> 00:08:04,743 I thought you guys would be happy that Mom and Dad finally get to go to Hawaii, 173 00:08:04,822 --> 00:08:06,452 but, all right, just make it about yourselves. 174 00:08:06,532 --> 00:08:07,702 -Oh, my God. -Oh, my God. 175 00:08:07,783 --> 00:08:09,373 You're such a dick, do you know that? 176 00:08:09,452 --> 00:08:11,202 Oh, Andrew, we don't talk like that. 177 00:08:11,287 --> 00:08:13,457 -Okay, Drew, cut it. -But he is a dick. 178 00:08:13,539 --> 00:08:14,869 He didn't even tell us about this gift. 179 00:08:14,957 --> 00:08:17,337 We couldn't pitch in if we wanted to. 180 00:08:17,418 --> 00:08:19,798 I didn't want to make you feel stupid. I was doing it as a surprise. 181 00:08:19,879 --> 00:08:21,049 Don't do this to me again. Stop it! 182 00:08:30,932 --> 00:08:34,852 Well, uh, don't worry, Mom and Dad. The three of us, 183 00:08:34,936 --> 00:08:37,056 we actually chipped in for a present, too, and um... we're gonna pay for your magazines on the flight to Hawaii. 184 00:08:41,108 --> 00:08:44,358 But just on the flight there, okay, not the flight back. We can't afford that. 185 00:08:46,781 --> 00:08:48,951 -Oh! And we also got you this napkin. -[Vicki] Oh. 186 00:08:49,450 --> 00:08:52,250 It's the paper napkin year, right? Forty years, yeah? 187 00:08:52,328 --> 00:08:53,498 Oh, who's this now? 188 00:08:54,914 --> 00:08:58,754 Hey, I'm an old man with my white hair. [chuckles] 189 00:08:59,418 --> 00:09:02,378 Hey, stop all this fightin' and fussin'. 190 00:09:02,463 --> 00:09:06,683 Y'all sound like me and Hillary after she found out about Monica. 191 00:09:06,759 --> 00:09:11,469 I did not know Ken was going to give that present. 192 00:09:11,556 --> 00:09:13,016 [all laughing] 193 00:09:22,441 --> 00:09:25,031 -So was I right or what? -What? 194 00:09:25,111 --> 00:09:27,491 -My family, I told you they're insane. -[clicks tongue] 195 00:09:27,572 --> 00:09:29,202 God. Did you see what Gus did? 196 00:09:29,282 --> 00:09:34,252 Like, every time shit gets weird, he fuckin' turns into Jerry Seinfeld. 197 00:09:35,121 --> 00:09:39,581 Oh, he's really gotten super neurotic since the whole Ridley Scott thing. 198 00:09:40,126 --> 00:09:42,376 You guys talking about Ken's insane gift? 199 00:09:42,461 --> 00:09:44,801 No, I was telling Mickey about Ridley Scott. 200 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:46,970 -Don't. -What? It's not that big of a deal. 201 00:09:47,049 --> 00:09:49,679 Okay, I don't know how much Gus has told you, 202 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:52,260 but when he first got to LA, he was hot shit. 203 00:09:53,014 --> 00:09:53,854 -What? -[Andrew] Yeah. 204 00:09:53,931 --> 00:09:55,271 -Really? -Yeah. Totally. 205 00:09:55,349 --> 00:09:58,059 He wrote this script that everyone saw, 206 00:09:58,144 --> 00:10:01,984 and he took all these cushy meetings with important people. 207 00:10:02,064 --> 00:10:04,114 -Oh, okay. -Yeah. It was nuts. 208 00:10:04,191 --> 00:10:06,901 And he got a job as Ridley Scott's assistant, 209 00:10:06,986 --> 00:10:10,486 but also to develop stuff with him. 210 00:10:10,573 --> 00:10:11,573 -He was set. -[chuckles] 211 00:10:11,657 --> 00:10:14,157 -Yeah, it was so promising. -Yeah. 212 00:10:14,243 --> 00:10:16,663 Until... [chuckles softly] 213 00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:19,916 Okay, so, I don't know what happened, but he got in his head 214 00:10:19,999 --> 00:10:22,999 about his career not moving fast enough. 215 00:10:23,085 --> 00:10:25,665 This is, like, a few months in only. 216 00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:29,375 And so he sent Ridley an e-mail saying, like, 217 00:10:29,884 --> 00:10:33,804 "I need you to take me more seriously," and on and on and on. 218 00:10:33,888 --> 00:10:35,638 -Wait. Gus did that? -Yeah. 219 00:10:35,723 --> 00:10:37,643 That's ballsy. I like it. 220 00:10:37,725 --> 00:10:43,765 But the e-mail also included a long exchange he had with our mom, 221 00:10:43,856 --> 00:10:46,106 and it said how he should word it. 222 00:10:46,192 --> 00:10:50,072 He was asking her all these questions about what he should say in the e-mail, 223 00:10:50,154 --> 00:10:52,624 and that was all in there, and the e-mail was just at the top. 224 00:10:52,698 --> 00:10:54,158 -Uh-oh. -It was... yeah. 225 00:10:54,241 --> 00:10:56,081 -Yeah. So... -Oh. 226 00:10:56,160 --> 00:11:00,290 And, of course, Ridley sends it to everyone he knows, 227 00:11:00,373 --> 00:11:05,213 like directors, agents, managers, studio execs, and he's like, 228 00:11:05,294 --> 00:11:09,724 "Look what my little assistant sent me from his mommy." [snickers] 229 00:11:10,549 --> 00:11:12,179 Did you guys see the e-mail? 230 00:11:12,259 --> 00:11:14,719 -Yeah, it's so bad. It's... -It's awful. 231 00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:17,224 At one point, he even says, "Thanks, Mommy." 232 00:11:17,306 --> 00:11:18,386 -Like, yeah. -No. 233 00:11:18,974 --> 00:11:20,604 [Andrew] Oh, my God. Mom's hammered. 234 00:11:20,685 --> 00:11:24,145 I'm gonna give her the rest of my tequila and see how fucked up she gets. 235 00:11:25,481 --> 00:11:26,571 Jesus! 236 00:11:27,483 --> 00:11:29,693 What? Last time she got hammered, 237 00:11:29,777 --> 00:11:32,737 she pushed Dad in the Rasmussens' pool. It was awesome. 238 00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:34,532 You want to see that, right? 239 00:11:34,615 --> 00:11:36,155 I'm gonna go get some cake. 240 00:11:36,784 --> 00:11:40,754 No, I don't want to see that. That's, like, deeply sad. 241 00:11:42,998 --> 00:11:44,078 Uh... 242 00:11:44,708 --> 00:11:47,088 -"China Doll" by David Bowie. -Very good. 243 00:11:48,379 --> 00:11:50,009 -I'm cleaning up the cake. -I see. 244 00:11:53,759 --> 00:11:56,299 -[Vicki] Did you want a drink, honey? -[Mark] No. Not right now. 245 00:11:56,387 --> 00:11:57,597 Okay. 246 00:11:57,680 --> 00:11:59,220 -Hey. -Mmm. 247 00:11:59,306 --> 00:12:02,556 -How's it going? Everything okay? -It's great. I'm having so much fun. 248 00:12:02,643 --> 00:12:05,483 -Why don't you come sit down? -Oh, no, I'm good. This is my spot. 249 00:12:05,563 --> 00:12:09,443 I can see everybody and look at... Oh, there's Mickey! Hey, Mickey! 250 00:12:09,525 --> 00:12:12,355 Get over here! There's my girl! 251 00:12:12,445 --> 00:12:13,695 -Come here. -Okay. 252 00:12:13,779 --> 00:12:17,069 You're my girl. Come on over here. 253 00:12:17,158 --> 00:12:18,618 Here she comes. 254 00:12:19,410 --> 00:12:21,450 Oh, Mickey, look at you. 255 00:12:22,037 --> 00:12:26,377 Mark and I were just talking, and we decided that you're our favorite. 256 00:12:26,459 --> 00:12:28,249 -Oh, no. -[Mark] That's true. 257 00:12:28,836 --> 00:12:30,046 It's very sweet of you. 258 00:12:30,129 --> 00:12:34,299 Of all the girls that Gussie brought home, you are number one best. 259 00:12:34,383 --> 00:12:37,643 Really, so much better than that... What's her name? Natalie. 260 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:41,430 -Boom. Shots fired, Natalie. -Well, Natalie was a bitch. 261 00:12:41,515 --> 00:12:43,515 -Let's just admit it. -Hey, oh. [chuckles] 262 00:12:43,601 --> 00:12:47,271 You know, I mean, I could tell, Gussie. Moms always can tell. 263 00:12:47,354 --> 00:12:51,154 -Okay, Vicks, let's take it easy. -Who else was there? Um... Uh... 264 00:12:51,233 --> 00:12:54,283 -Who else was there? Theresa. [buzzes] -Yes. 265 00:12:54,361 --> 00:12:56,661 -Am I right? [buzzes] -I don't know about that. 266 00:12:56,739 --> 00:12:59,069 That seems like an oversimplification. [chuckles] 267 00:12:59,158 --> 00:13:02,748 Come on. The thing about Theresa was, she was just boring. 268 00:13:02,828 --> 00:13:04,368 -Hmm. -You'd say to her, 269 00:13:04,455 --> 00:13:06,865 "Oh, so, where are you from?" 270 00:13:06,957 --> 00:13:10,917 And she'd say, "Lansing." Or wherever. And that was it. 271 00:13:11,003 --> 00:13:12,173 -[Mickey] Hmm. -Um... 272 00:13:12,254 --> 00:13:15,054 -Excuse me, but are you an alien? -[all laugh] 273 00:13:15,132 --> 00:13:17,092 -You know? -Yeah, well, it's true. 274 00:13:17,176 --> 00:13:19,676 -Mickey's the very best. -She's the number one best. 275 00:13:19,762 --> 00:13:22,222 The number one. You have to grab on to this one. 276 00:13:22,306 --> 00:13:24,636 -This is the one to hold on to. -I will. 277 00:13:24,725 --> 00:13:25,975 I'm not letting her go! 278 00:13:26,060 --> 00:13:27,810 [Mark] My dad is leaving. We should probably go say goodbye. 279 00:13:27,895 --> 00:13:31,145 [Vicki] Sure, let's go say bye to Daddy. Here we go. 280 00:13:38,656 --> 00:13:40,116 [Mickey] Excuse me. I'm sorry. 281 00:13:45,746 --> 00:13:47,706 -Fuck this. -[Gus] Hey. 282 00:13:48,999 --> 00:13:49,829 Where you goin'? 283 00:13:49,917 --> 00:13:51,337 -Going to the airport. -Mickey, where you going? 284 00:13:51,418 --> 00:13:53,958 -Come on. -I'm going to the airport! 285 00:13:54,046 --> 00:13:56,966 You lie to me so much. I know about the whole Ridley Scott thing. 286 00:13:57,550 --> 00:13:59,970 Okay, look. It was late at night, all right? 287 00:14:00,052 --> 00:14:01,852 I wasn't keeping track of my e-mails. It was very confusing. 288 00:14:01,929 --> 00:14:03,469 I was forwarding stuff and was confused! 289 00:14:03,556 --> 00:14:05,766 Dude! Why wouldn't you tell me that? 290 00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:09,726 'Cause it's not a great seduction story, Mickey, okay? 291 00:14:09,812 --> 00:14:11,312 On our first date, I'm not gonna go, 292 00:14:11,397 --> 00:14:14,067 "Hey. Just so you know, I embarrassed myself in front of 293 00:14:14,149 --> 00:14:16,149 -half of--" -Give me the keys. 294 00:14:17,319 --> 00:14:19,149 -Wait. You're just going to take the... -Yeah. 295 00:14:19,238 --> 00:14:20,488 Give me the keys. 296 00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:23,873 -Thank-- -No. 297 00:14:23,951 --> 00:14:25,041 What? Are you serious? 298 00:14:25,119 --> 00:14:26,619 -Give me the keys. -I don't want to-- 299 00:14:26,704 --> 00:14:28,874 -[stammers] Give me the key! -Stop it. 300 00:14:28,956 --> 00:14:30,916 [hisses] Gus. 301 00:14:31,959 --> 00:14:34,459 You think that I'm not ready to be a mother, 302 00:14:34,545 --> 00:14:36,755 but you behave like a little baby. 303 00:14:36,839 --> 00:14:38,089 You've got all these lies, 304 00:14:38,173 --> 00:14:40,433 and you run and you hide, and you keep secrets. 305 00:14:40,509 --> 00:14:43,139 You were engaged. The whole Ridley Scott thing. 306 00:14:43,220 --> 00:14:45,350 And you tell your parents you go to church? 307 00:14:45,431 --> 00:14:47,021 You're making it sound worse than it is. 308 00:14:47,099 --> 00:14:50,229 I'm just trying to make people happy. Okay? 309 00:14:50,311 --> 00:14:52,101 So I lie and hide a little bit. 310 00:14:52,187 --> 00:14:55,267 I don't think there's anything super wrong with that, Mickey. 311 00:14:56,317 --> 00:14:58,067 It's your whole family. 312 00:14:58,152 --> 00:15:00,572 Yeah, my family's nuts, but we put it all out there. 313 00:15:00,654 --> 00:15:04,124 You don't even know my family, okay? They're way deeper than that. 314 00:15:04,199 --> 00:15:08,869 You can't just come in and, like, "Oh, two days, I sum up your whole family." 315 00:15:08,954 --> 00:15:10,374 Maybe I didn't want you to come with me, 316 00:15:10,456 --> 00:15:12,706 and it had nothing to do with me and my family, okay? 317 00:15:15,127 --> 00:15:17,127 -It's me? Is that what you're saying? -Yeah, maybe. 318 00:15:17,212 --> 00:15:19,422 Maybe it was you. Maybe I didn't want to bring you because you, 319 00:15:19,506 --> 00:15:21,426 not because of me, not because of my family, 320 00:15:21,508 --> 00:15:23,388 not because we're keeping secrets. 321 00:15:23,469 --> 00:15:27,349 Or whatever Eugene O'Neill drama you have in your head right now. 322 00:15:27,431 --> 00:15:29,601 All right. Cool. 323 00:15:31,185 --> 00:15:32,515 Yeah, I'm gonna go. 324 00:15:37,316 --> 00:15:38,526 Go. I don't care. 325 00:15:40,444 --> 00:15:44,704 Can you just go in and say goodbye to everybody? 326 00:15:44,782 --> 00:15:47,912 Just make up an excuse or something, so I don't have to feel stupid. 327 00:15:48,535 --> 00:15:50,905 Yeah, I can do that. 328 00:15:59,797 --> 00:16:01,377 I just need a minute, okay? 329 00:16:17,022 --> 00:16:18,982 Uh... Hey, everybody... 330 00:16:19,066 --> 00:16:22,736 Sorry, bad news, but Mickey's gotta leave town 331 00:16:22,820 --> 00:16:24,360 and go to the airport now. 332 00:16:24,989 --> 00:16:25,909 [Caroline] Wait, what? 333 00:16:26,532 --> 00:16:29,702 Yeah, something just came up at work, and I gotta go. 334 00:16:30,285 --> 00:16:34,575 Actually, Mickey, you don't have to do that. Uh... 335 00:16:35,416 --> 00:16:36,916 She's just being polite. 336 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:41,880 She's upset with me because I've been lying to her 337 00:16:41,964 --> 00:16:44,934 and hiding things from her and all of you. 338 00:16:45,009 --> 00:16:50,099 Really, just things that I'm super embarrassed about or ashamed of. 339 00:16:50,681 --> 00:16:53,641 You know that movie I've been making with Arya? 340 00:16:54,476 --> 00:16:56,186 Uh, she dropped out. 341 00:16:56,937 --> 00:17:02,647 She dropped out of the whole thing. So now I'm just super in debt, 342 00:17:02,735 --> 00:17:05,565 and the only thing I have to show for it 343 00:17:05,654 --> 00:17:09,584 is a two-minute sizzle reel. 344 00:17:11,493 --> 00:17:14,123 -What's a sizzle reel? -It's... 345 00:17:15,205 --> 00:17:16,285 nothing. 346 00:17:17,041 --> 00:17:18,211 It's... 347 00:17:18,709 --> 00:17:20,089 it's really... 348 00:17:20,878 --> 00:17:22,758 uh, nothing. 349 00:17:23,839 --> 00:17:27,219 Look, my point was I just blew it with Arya. 350 00:17:28,802 --> 00:17:33,562 Honestly, I think I blow every work opportunity I've ever been given. I blew it with Ridley Scott and the director of Liberty Down... 351 00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:42,270 and I'll never be a writer on Witchita 352 00:17:42,357 --> 00:17:45,277 because the one time I was invited in the writers' room, 353 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:49,660 I flipped out and threw a woman's computer across the desk. So... 354 00:17:49,740 --> 00:17:51,700 -Whoa, I didn't know that. -Yeah. Me neither. 355 00:17:51,784 --> 00:17:54,204 Oh, yeah. No, I mean, it's nothing new. 356 00:17:54,286 --> 00:17:58,326 I mean, I have serious anger control problems. 357 00:17:59,124 --> 00:18:04,514 Last month, I was driving my car, and I had a serious case of road rage, 358 00:18:04,588 --> 00:18:09,838 and I lost control of my car. I spun around, and I hit some cars and... 359 00:18:11,178 --> 00:18:13,468 I didn't tell anybody about it. [chuckles] 360 00:18:13,555 --> 00:18:16,265 You threw a woman's computer? 361 00:18:16,350 --> 00:18:18,310 Mom, you gotta keep up with me 362 00:18:18,393 --> 00:18:21,153 'cause I'm just gonna roll right through these, okay? 363 00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:23,820 Uh, I don't think I believe in God. 364 00:18:24,399 --> 00:18:27,529 When I was nine, I threw up in Mom's purse. 365 00:18:28,737 --> 00:18:32,157 You guys remember Natalie, right, my ex-girlfriend? 366 00:18:32,699 --> 00:18:37,619 She pretended to cheat on me so that I would break up with her. 367 00:18:37,704 --> 00:18:40,334 But I didn't, so she just had to break up with me. 368 00:18:40,415 --> 00:18:41,995 Hmm... 369 00:18:42,084 --> 00:18:44,094 Dad, I don't like sports. 370 00:18:44,169 --> 00:18:49,549 I just pretend to like sports so that you and me have something to connect over. 371 00:18:50,551 --> 00:18:56,181 Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I guess what I'm just saying is that... 372 00:18:57,057 --> 00:19:01,397 You know, I try. I try to pull a fast one on all of you 373 00:19:01,478 --> 00:19:04,938 and make you think I'm the perfect son 374 00:19:05,023 --> 00:19:09,283 or the perfect brother, but, uh... 375 00:19:10,863 --> 00:19:12,613 I'm a... I'm a fuck-up. 376 00:19:14,867 --> 00:19:19,157 And the only thing I really got going for me is Mickey. 377 00:19:22,916 --> 00:19:24,706 But I'm fucking that up, too... 378 00:19:26,086 --> 00:19:29,376 'cause I told her last night that she's not ready to have a family, but... 379 00:19:32,176 --> 00:19:33,426 I'm wrong. 380 00:19:35,053 --> 00:19:38,143 I'm the person who's not ready to have a family and... 381 00:19:39,183 --> 00:19:41,733 it's just easier for me to go, 382 00:19:42,603 --> 00:19:45,443 "Mickey's the crazy one. I'm the healthy one." 383 00:19:47,566 --> 00:19:48,976 But I'm the crazy one. 384 00:19:58,660 --> 00:20:03,120 All righty then. Good to know. Can we finish cleaning up and go home? 385 00:20:05,792 --> 00:20:07,212 [sighs] 386 00:20:08,170 --> 00:20:11,340 Okay, thank you. I... 387 00:20:32,736 --> 00:20:34,946 -I'm sorry. That was awful. -You kidding me? 388 00:20:35,030 --> 00:20:37,530 That was awesome. 389 00:20:38,408 --> 00:20:40,078 -Really? -Yes. 390 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:43,500 I mean, I've had some intense conversations with my parents. 391 00:20:43,580 --> 00:20:48,670 I have never gotten as honest as that. That was brave. It took guts. 392 00:20:49,753 --> 00:20:51,673 I feel so fucked up right now. 393 00:21:08,814 --> 00:21:09,944 [Mickey] Ugh. 394 00:21:12,234 --> 00:21:15,494 Ah! Feels good. 395 00:21:16,905 --> 00:21:18,945 Ah! 396 00:21:19,032 --> 00:21:20,202 [Mickey sighs] 397 00:21:20,284 --> 00:21:21,794 Home. 398 00:21:24,746 --> 00:21:28,576 Mmm. Things got kind of heavy back there in... 399 00:21:29,876 --> 00:21:31,456 Jesus, what's it called? 400 00:21:31,545 --> 00:21:33,585 -Brookings. Yeah. -Brookings. Yeah. 401 00:21:35,215 --> 00:21:38,505 -But we got out of there alive. -Yeah. Big time. 402 00:21:41,138 --> 00:21:42,678 Tell me about our future. 403 00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:46,060 Okay. 404 00:21:47,436 --> 00:21:50,306 Well, we move in together. 405 00:21:50,397 --> 00:21:52,107 -Mm-hmm. -Mm-hmm. 406 00:21:52,190 --> 00:21:56,700 And then we get a little doggie. 407 00:21:56,778 --> 00:22:00,818 -Oh, I like that. A beagle. -Yeah. 408 00:22:01,575 --> 00:22:08,165 Then, we get into couples therapy. 409 00:22:08,957 --> 00:22:14,457 -Get nice and sharp and strong. -Yeah, yeah. And then... 410 00:22:16,965 --> 00:22:23,215 then we get married and have babies. 411 00:22:23,305 --> 00:22:27,265 Oh, yeah. Very popular these days. 412 00:22:32,856 --> 00:22:35,026 ♪ When they fight, they fight ♪ 413 00:22:36,860 --> 00:22:40,110 ♪ And when they come home at night They say ♪ 414 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,450 ♪ I love you, baby ♪ 415 00:22:48,622 --> 00:22:50,832 [vocalizing] 416 00:23:05,222 --> 00:23:07,182 ♪ Was it too much too soon? ♪ 417 00:23:09,142 --> 00:23:11,732 ♪ Or too little too late? ♪ 418 00:23:13,105 --> 00:23:17,025 ♪ He got the message She left on his car in the rain ♪ 419 00:23:21,488 --> 00:23:24,238 ♪ And then the words, they come to you ♪ 420 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,160 ♪ Driving away ♪ 421 00:23:29,329 --> 00:23:32,249 ♪ You just can't let it go ♪ 422 00:23:33,125 --> 00:23:35,165 ♪ And when they fight, they fight ♪ 423 00:23:37,129 --> 00:23:40,169 ♪ And when they come home at night They say ♪