1 00:00:07,887 --> 00:00:10,597 You watch. You fucking watch. It'll happen again. 2 00:00:10,682 --> 00:00:12,772 You'll break up with me. Then you'll change your mind 3 00:00:12,851 --> 00:00:14,191 and you'll come running back. 4 00:00:14,269 --> 00:00:17,689 So, let's just skip that part and stay together. 5 00:00:17,772 --> 00:00:19,942 I'm sorry. I know that that was very hurtful, 6 00:00:20,025 --> 00:00:22,735 and I'm never gonna do that to you ever again. 7 00:00:22,819 --> 00:00:25,409 You don't have to be so sure about it. That's not what I'm saying. 8 00:00:25,488 --> 00:00:26,868 I'm trying to say that we should-- 9 00:00:26,948 --> 00:00:30,328 Randy, I wanna do this in the kindest way possible 10 00:00:30,410 --> 00:00:35,170 because you are a very special person, and I wouldn't wanna lose you as a friend. 11 00:00:35,832 --> 00:00:37,382 So we'll still be friends? 12 00:00:38,877 --> 00:00:39,707 Sure. 13 00:00:40,295 --> 00:00:42,125 That's all I needed to hear, Bertie Bear. 14 00:00:43,882 --> 00:00:46,012 And then maybe after some time passes, 15 00:00:46,593 --> 00:00:50,683 we'll realize that maybe we do belong together. 16 00:00:51,806 --> 00:00:55,346 -I don't think so. -Oh! Well, fuck off then! 17 00:00:55,435 --> 00:00:58,265 I just don't want things to be weird when we run into each other. 18 00:00:58,354 --> 00:01:02,234 Oh, well guess what. It will be weird. It will be weird as fuck! 19 00:01:05,779 --> 00:01:07,409 And I just wanna ask you 20 00:01:07,489 --> 00:01:10,529 if I can please tell people that this was a mutual breakup. 21 00:01:10,617 --> 00:01:12,577 You can tell people you broke up with me if you want. 22 00:01:12,660 --> 00:01:13,700 I'll go along with it. 23 00:01:13,787 --> 00:01:15,747 No, it's gotta be mutual. 24 00:01:15,830 --> 00:01:16,870 Okay, it's mutual. 25 00:01:16,956 --> 00:01:18,916 I'm slamming the f-- door. 26 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,040 [Bertie] Okay. 27 00:01:22,087 --> 00:01:23,297 [sighs] 28 00:01:23,379 --> 00:01:25,879 [theme music playing] 29 00:01:43,274 --> 00:01:45,324 [camera shutter clicking] 30 00:01:49,489 --> 00:01:52,699 Do you think I should hold the broom, like, sexy, or... 31 00:01:52,784 --> 00:01:55,044 Oh, God, every single photo shoot, someone's like, "Ooh, you know what? Maybe she'll hold a broom." 32 00:01:57,455 --> 00:01:59,245 As if they're the first to ever think of that. 33 00:01:59,332 --> 00:02:02,882 [photographer] Remember, you're witches. Grab the broom and lean back. 34 00:02:03,711 --> 00:02:05,461 -You know what? Hey. -[photographer] Yeah? 35 00:02:05,547 --> 00:02:07,217 Can you get some of just her by herself? 36 00:02:07,298 --> 00:02:09,088 -Yeah, no problem. -Thank you. 37 00:02:10,593 --> 00:02:13,513 Obvious phallic symbol. It's in the goddamn Wiccan! 38 00:02:14,848 --> 00:02:16,678 -Cruikshank. Hey. -Hey. 39 00:02:16,766 --> 00:02:19,096 Uh... What were you thinking? 40 00:02:19,811 --> 00:02:20,811 What do you mean? 41 00:02:20,895 --> 00:02:22,645 Putting Arya in your movie. 42 00:02:23,648 --> 00:02:25,228 Oh! 43 00:02:25,316 --> 00:02:27,436 -Look, I'm sorry. I just... -Mm-hmm. 44 00:02:27,527 --> 00:02:29,277 I thought that was one of those, you know, 45 00:02:29,362 --> 00:02:32,702 don't ask permission, beg for forgiveness kind of things. 46 00:02:32,782 --> 00:02:34,832 -Well, uh, I got curious... -Uh-huh. 47 00:02:34,909 --> 00:02:37,699 ...so I made Wyatt get a copy of your script, 48 00:02:37,787 --> 00:02:39,867 so we could read it and make fun of it. 49 00:02:39,956 --> 00:02:41,916 Mm-hmm. Okay, thanks. 50 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,460 Yeah. So we read it, and, uh, it was good. 51 00:02:46,504 --> 00:02:49,384 I'm not saying it was great. I'm not, 'cause it wasn't, okay? 52 00:02:49,465 --> 00:02:53,425 But, uh, there was some real talent there. 53 00:02:54,262 --> 00:02:56,762 Well, that's nice to hear. 54 00:02:56,848 --> 00:02:59,478 I mean, it's funny, 'cause when I first came up with the idea, I was like, "Ooh, this is one of those ideas." 55 00:03:02,270 --> 00:03:04,190 Stop talking. You're saying too many words. 56 00:03:04,272 --> 00:03:05,232 -Okay. -Okay? 57 00:03:05,315 --> 00:03:09,685 So, um, the network has asked me to create a new show, 58 00:03:09,777 --> 00:03:11,987 so I am developing a pilot now. 59 00:03:12,071 --> 00:03:16,371 It's a political thriller that takes place on a space colony. 60 00:03:16,451 --> 00:03:18,121 -Very cool, very cool. -Yeah. 61 00:03:18,203 --> 00:03:20,793 And I'm putting together a staff of writers now to help me 62 00:03:20,872 --> 00:03:23,832 and when the show gets picked up, they'll be the staff. 63 00:03:23,917 --> 00:03:26,627 -Huh. -I think you're right for the job. 64 00:03:28,129 --> 00:03:30,089 -No shit? Really? -No shit. Yeah. 65 00:03:30,173 --> 00:03:31,723 You know, there's all this sci-fi stuff, 66 00:03:31,799 --> 00:03:34,639 and I'm just gonna, you know, take a big leap here 67 00:03:34,719 --> 00:03:36,679 and guess you have some familiarity with that? 68 00:03:36,763 --> 00:03:40,273 Susan, just 'cause I have glasses and I dress a certain way 69 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:41,980 doesn't mean I'm into science fiction, 70 00:03:42,060 --> 00:03:45,650 but of course I'm into science fiction, yes! 71 00:03:45,730 --> 00:03:47,150 So, do you want the job? 72 00:03:47,232 --> 00:03:51,492 Yes, please. Oh, my God. A thousand times yes, yes, yes. 73 00:03:51,569 --> 00:03:53,239 And you're gonna behave yourself this time? 74 00:03:53,321 --> 00:03:54,611 -Definitely. -None of this, like, 75 00:03:54,697 --> 00:03:57,697 throwing laptops around the fucking writers' room bullshit? 76 00:03:57,784 --> 00:03:59,624 Those laptop throwing days are behind me. 77 00:03:59,702 --> 00:04:01,962 -Are you sure? -I promise, yes. 78 00:04:02,038 --> 00:04:02,868 Okay. 79 00:04:02,956 --> 00:04:06,076 Thank you, Susan. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 80 00:04:07,293 --> 00:04:09,963 Sorry I hugged you there. Was that wrong? 81 00:04:10,713 --> 00:04:12,923 No, it was appropriate. 82 00:04:22,267 --> 00:04:25,397 Oh, Gus, come on in! -Hi. -To what do I owe this pleasure? 83 00:04:29,607 --> 00:04:32,237 I don't know. I just thought I'd come in and say hello, 84 00:04:32,318 --> 00:04:35,568 see how you were doing. You maybe, uh, wanna go get some lunch? 85 00:04:36,197 --> 00:04:37,237 It's 10:00 a.m. 86 00:04:37,824 --> 00:04:38,664 -Brunch? -[snorts] 87 00:04:38,741 --> 00:04:41,411 -Do a brunch-type thing? -Yeah, that's so sweet. 88 00:04:41,494 --> 00:04:42,504 I have to finish this. 89 00:04:42,578 --> 00:04:45,078 Oh, sure, yeah. No, don't let me stop you. 90 00:04:45,164 --> 00:04:46,084 Do what you have to do. 91 00:04:46,165 --> 00:04:48,535 Wait! Is this Gus Cruikshank, boy legend? 92 00:04:48,626 --> 00:04:52,456 [giggles] Is this Stella Emmett, whose show I love so much, 93 00:04:52,547 --> 00:04:54,717 even though it makes me feel very weird sometimes? 94 00:04:54,799 --> 00:04:56,929 -Well, then I'm doing my job. -[chuckles] 95 00:04:57,010 --> 00:04:58,970 Yay! You two meet, finally. 96 00:04:59,053 --> 00:05:01,513 Mickey talks about you so much, I feel like I already know you. 97 00:05:01,597 --> 00:05:02,717 Aw... 98 00:05:02,807 --> 00:05:04,677 I'm sure it's all good things, yes? 99 00:05:04,767 --> 00:05:06,517 Duh. Stella, how many times have I said, 100 00:05:06,602 --> 00:05:09,402 "Sometimes I just think Gus' penis is too big"? 101 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:11,230 Like, every day since I met you. 102 00:05:11,858 --> 00:05:13,188 [chuckles] 103 00:05:13,276 --> 00:05:15,946 Well, now you know. My penis must be fairly big 104 00:05:16,029 --> 00:05:18,739 because, otherwise, that would be a rude thing to... 105 00:05:18,823 --> 00:05:20,333 Or at least average. 106 00:05:20,867 --> 00:05:23,827 Never mind. I'm gonna shut up. Just-- can I watch? 107 00:05:23,911 --> 00:05:26,121 -Yeah, just stop talking. Yeah. -Okay. 108 00:05:29,542 --> 00:05:30,792 Oh, my God. Are you serious? 109 00:05:30,877 --> 00:05:32,877 Yeah, we start writing next month. 110 00:05:33,338 --> 00:05:35,668 -Sweetie, congratulations. -Oh, thank you. 111 00:05:35,757 --> 00:05:37,547 I mean, thank you for everything. 112 00:05:37,633 --> 00:05:40,853 I mean, I couldn't... I couldn't have done this without you. 113 00:05:40,928 --> 00:05:43,218 Thank you, too. You know? 114 00:05:43,306 --> 00:05:46,056 I never gave a shit about work before I met you. 115 00:05:46,851 --> 00:05:48,481 You really bring out the best in me. 116 00:05:49,020 --> 00:05:50,940 Yeah, you bring out the best in me, too. 117 00:05:51,564 --> 00:05:52,944 Taught me how to kick ass. 118 00:05:53,024 --> 00:05:54,864 You taught me how to kiss it. 119 00:05:54,942 --> 00:05:58,072 Look at us, killing it in every aspect of our life. 120 00:05:58,154 --> 00:06:01,244 I feel like the universe is rewarding us for getting our shit together. 121 00:06:02,158 --> 00:06:04,368 You know, I actually think that's, like, true. 122 00:06:04,452 --> 00:06:05,542 This might sound weird, 123 00:06:05,620 --> 00:06:07,710 but I feel like in South Dakota, we cracked the code, 124 00:06:07,789 --> 00:06:09,539 like, the code to our relationship. 125 00:06:09,624 --> 00:06:11,544 Yes, exactly. 126 00:06:11,626 --> 00:06:14,916 The code. I know what you mean. We know the code exactly, yeah. 127 00:06:15,004 --> 00:06:17,844 As long as we're open with each other and we're real with each other, 128 00:06:17,924 --> 00:06:19,054 we're gonna be okay. 129 00:06:19,133 --> 00:06:20,803 All we have to do... It's so easy. 130 00:06:20,885 --> 00:06:23,385 We just go like, "Hey, I feel this way inside. 131 00:06:23,471 --> 00:06:24,681 -I'm gonna tell Mickey." -Yeah. 132 00:06:24,764 --> 00:06:25,934 You feel something. You tell me. 133 00:06:26,015 --> 00:06:29,515 And we're there for each other, and we can work through anything. 134 00:06:29,602 --> 00:06:33,732 Yeah. It's so sad how, like, other couples and other people in relationships, 135 00:06:33,815 --> 00:06:35,015 they feel like they can't, like, 136 00:06:35,108 --> 00:06:36,068 share who they are. 137 00:06:36,150 --> 00:06:38,400 And I just know, like, you're not gonna think I'm lame. 138 00:06:38,486 --> 00:06:39,356 No. 139 00:06:39,445 --> 00:06:41,155 I don't even know what we would fight about. 140 00:06:41,239 --> 00:06:42,489 -What would we fight about? -I would try to think, 141 00:06:42,573 --> 00:06:44,783 I'd go like, "What couldn't we work through?" 142 00:06:44,867 --> 00:06:47,657 And it's like nothing. We could work through anything. 143 00:06:47,745 --> 00:06:49,325 I know that's gonna be true in a year. 144 00:06:49,413 --> 00:06:52,173 -Mm-hmm. -In, like, five years. In 40 years. 145 00:06:52,250 --> 00:06:56,750 Exactly, and I'm like, "If I know I'm gonna feel this 40 years from now, 146 00:06:56,838 --> 00:07:00,548 why wouldn't I just... And why wouldn't we just..." 147 00:07:02,635 --> 00:07:04,215 What? Come on, say it. 148 00:07:04,303 --> 00:07:05,143 No, no, no. 149 00:07:05,221 --> 00:07:07,601 -What? Come on. -I gotta keep my mouth shut about this. 150 00:07:08,057 --> 00:07:10,227 -Say it. Say it. -You don't wanna hear it. 151 00:07:13,354 --> 00:07:17,654 I know I've already proposed once before in my life, 152 00:07:18,067 --> 00:07:19,987 but if I was gonna propose to you, I... 153 00:07:21,571 --> 00:07:23,991 I'd want you to know I meant it for real. 154 00:07:24,073 --> 00:07:27,373 Okay? I'd want it to happen right away. 155 00:07:27,452 --> 00:07:31,832 What do you mean right away? Like, run off and elope? 156 00:07:33,958 --> 00:07:35,128 Maybe. 157 00:07:40,089 --> 00:07:41,719 [Bertie] Gah! Oh, my God! 158 00:07:41,799 --> 00:07:43,509 Aren't you freaking out? 159 00:07:43,593 --> 00:07:45,723 I mean, it's exciting, right? 160 00:07:45,803 --> 00:07:47,973 This is... Wow! 161 00:07:48,055 --> 00:07:52,435 Wait, where is this happening? How? When? What the fuck? 162 00:07:52,518 --> 00:07:55,648 We're going to Catalina Island and having a quickie wedding on the beach. 163 00:07:55,730 --> 00:07:58,150 The beach. Beautiful. 164 00:07:58,232 --> 00:08:00,152 You can get a justice of the peace the same day. 165 00:08:00,234 --> 00:08:01,614 We talked to her on the way over here. 166 00:08:01,694 --> 00:08:03,824 Yeah. Her name's Terry. She seems really nice. 167 00:08:03,905 --> 00:08:05,815 -Terry. Perfect. -[Mickey] Yep. 168 00:08:05,907 --> 00:08:09,827 She's gonna meet us on the beach near our hotel around six-ish and marry us. 169 00:08:09,911 --> 00:08:12,371 -She's licensed and everything. -Wow. 170 00:08:12,455 --> 00:08:14,535 Catalina. What a beautiful place. 171 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:15,464 Have you been there? 172 00:08:15,541 --> 00:08:18,171 Never, but when people talk about Catalina, I always think, "That sounds very nice. And I'd like to go there some day." 173 00:08:22,256 --> 00:08:24,296 Do you wanna come with us? 'Cause we need a witness. 174 00:08:24,383 --> 00:08:27,553 Yeah, Terry was gonna, like, provide somebody for us, but... 175 00:08:27,637 --> 00:08:29,967 You're way better than some weirdo stranger. 176 00:08:30,056 --> 00:08:31,886 Bertie, do you wanna be our witness? 177 00:08:31,974 --> 00:08:35,774 That would be incredible. Me? Be your witness? How humbling. 178 00:08:35,853 --> 00:08:38,273 Is it warm there? Should I pack my swimmers? 179 00:08:38,356 --> 00:08:39,266 I'm gonna pack 'em anyway. 180 00:08:39,357 --> 00:08:42,777 This is very exciting! [shouts] 181 00:08:44,028 --> 00:08:47,028 Do you wanna tell anybody else? You wanna call our parents or... 182 00:08:47,114 --> 00:08:48,704 Is it okay if we don't? 183 00:08:48,783 --> 00:08:51,993 It's just, with my dad, it'll be this whole big thing and my mom, uh, she won't be into it. 184 00:08:55,373 --> 00:08:57,503 But I thought you and your mom got along, right? 185 00:08:57,583 --> 00:08:59,343 Oh, we do. Yeah, she's the best. 186 00:08:59,418 --> 00:09:02,918 I just don't want her to bum me out with her reasonable thoughts. 187 00:09:03,381 --> 00:09:05,471 Right, right, right, right, right. 188 00:09:07,093 --> 00:09:10,853 You think she's got a point, or you think this is impulsive? Or... 189 00:09:10,930 --> 00:09:12,470 She'd say I'm being impulsive, 190 00:09:12,557 --> 00:09:16,597 but maybe being impulsive is just me following my instincts. 191 00:09:17,603 --> 00:09:19,943 I wanna listen to my inner voice and act fast before the little damaged voices talk me out of it. 192 00:09:25,861 --> 00:09:29,121 Hey, Gus, would you maybe wanna bring a buddy along? 193 00:09:29,198 --> 00:09:32,618 Oh, that could be fun! Like a maid of honor, best man-type thing. 194 00:09:32,702 --> 00:09:36,042 Yeah, sure, that's good. I guess I'll ask Randy. 195 00:09:36,122 --> 00:09:38,832 No. Don't. Um... 196 00:09:39,292 --> 00:09:40,382 We broke up. 197 00:09:40,459 --> 00:09:42,039 -Really? -Whoa! 198 00:09:42,128 --> 00:09:45,008 It was mutual, or that's what I'm supposed to say. 199 00:09:45,089 --> 00:09:46,299 Aw, that's... 200 00:09:47,758 --> 00:09:48,718 too bad. 201 00:09:48,801 --> 00:09:51,181 It was for the best, obviously. 202 00:09:51,929 --> 00:09:54,469 Uh, I guess, then, um... I'll ask Chris? 203 00:09:54,557 --> 00:09:56,767 [chuckling nervously] Great. I... 204 00:09:58,227 --> 00:10:01,727 Okay. Uh, well, I should probably give you a little heads-up on that, 205 00:10:01,814 --> 00:10:04,074 and that is Chris and I are... 206 00:10:04,984 --> 00:10:07,324 Well, something's happening between us. 207 00:10:07,403 --> 00:10:08,493 [Gus] Really? 208 00:10:09,071 --> 00:10:10,201 Wow. Okay. 209 00:10:11,949 --> 00:10:15,449 Yeah. I mean, we have a very special connection, and we always have, 210 00:10:15,536 --> 00:10:19,326 so once Randy and I had split up, that's when we took the next step. 211 00:10:19,415 --> 00:10:22,625 But nothing happened before that, or whatever. 212 00:10:22,710 --> 00:10:26,300 Yeah, I'm psyched for you two. That's awesome. Uh... 213 00:10:26,380 --> 00:10:27,510 What a weird day. [chuckles] 214 00:10:27,590 --> 00:10:31,510 -What a big, weird day this is. Yeah. -It's so weird. Yeah. 215 00:10:31,636 --> 00:10:34,886 Well, why do we have to stop there? We just invite everyone. 216 00:10:34,972 --> 00:10:38,312 Send out a mass group text and see who shows up. 217 00:10:38,392 --> 00:10:41,692 Right. I mean, we're eloping. We can do whatever the fuck we want. 218 00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:44,401 -That's the whole point. -Yeah, all right. 219 00:10:44,482 --> 00:10:46,442 Let's just get married the way we want to. 220 00:10:46,525 --> 00:10:48,355 If people come, that's great. If they don't-- 221 00:10:48,444 --> 00:10:50,114 -They're dead to us forever. -[chuckles] 222 00:10:50,196 --> 00:10:54,026 "Psst! Gus and Mickey eloping." 223 00:10:54,116 --> 00:10:55,366 I'm transcribing this. 224 00:10:55,451 --> 00:10:57,371 -"If you wanna come to Catalina... -Mm-hmm. 225 00:10:57,453 --> 00:10:58,953 -...join us." -Yes. 226 00:10:59,038 --> 00:11:00,918 -"No one's invited." -Yeah. 227 00:11:00,998 --> 00:11:02,078 "No one's not invited." 228 00:11:29,568 --> 00:11:32,568 ♪ I was born a unicorn ♪ 229 00:11:32,655 --> 00:11:36,485 ♪ I missed the ark, but I could've sworn ♪ 230 00:11:36,575 --> 00:11:41,825 ♪ You'd wait for me ♪ 231 00:11:42,581 --> 00:11:45,541 ♪ I was born a unicorn ♪ 232 00:11:45,626 --> 00:11:48,746 ♪ I could've sworn you believed in me ♪ 233 00:11:48,838 --> 00:11:54,678 ♪ Then how come all the other Unicorns are dead? ♪ 234 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:56,430 [Bertie] Oh, yeah. 235 00:11:57,138 --> 00:11:58,178 Oh, yeah. 236 00:11:58,264 --> 00:12:02,184 Oh, my God. [groaning] 237 00:12:05,146 --> 00:12:06,936 [groaning continues] 238 00:12:07,022 --> 00:12:08,232 Yes. 239 00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:10,939 Sorry, I'll keep it down. 240 00:12:11,026 --> 00:12:14,406 Oh, no, it's all good. I'm so happy right now. 241 00:12:14,488 --> 00:12:17,908 Good, good. I'm very happy for you. 242 00:12:17,992 --> 00:12:20,912 And it's nice we get to do some cool shit before everyone trickles in. 243 00:12:20,995 --> 00:12:22,495 Yeah, I love cool shit. 244 00:12:24,331 --> 00:12:26,751 Wow! What a whirlwind, right? 245 00:12:27,418 --> 00:12:29,628 You must be feeling, like, scared, 246 00:12:29,712 --> 00:12:33,092 or do you feel like this is a bit fast maybe? 247 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:36,430 Do you feel like it's a bit fast? 248 00:12:37,011 --> 00:12:41,891 Honestly? Yes. Yeah, this feels a little fast. 249 00:12:43,058 --> 00:12:44,518 Just a little bit too fast. 250 00:12:44,602 --> 00:12:47,272 Like, if the speed limit was 65, you'd be going... 251 00:12:47,354 --> 00:12:49,614 -70. -Or 80. 252 00:12:49,690 --> 00:12:52,690 85. Hovering around 85, maybe. 253 00:12:52,776 --> 00:12:55,606 I don't know. I'm sorry. I just wanted to check in to see if you're okay. 254 00:12:55,696 --> 00:12:59,236 No, I appreciate it. I understand why you'd ask. 255 00:12:59,325 --> 00:13:03,115 I guess I just don't understand how all this SLAA stuff works. 256 00:13:03,204 --> 00:13:08,674 I mean, yeah, it's not ideal, but I think since we're both aware... 257 00:13:08,751 --> 00:13:10,091 Look at you and Chris. 258 00:13:10,169 --> 00:13:13,419 You know, if the speed limit is 65, you're on, like, a rocket ship. 259 00:13:13,506 --> 00:13:16,426 I guess it's like a chemical attraction thing. 260 00:13:16,509 --> 00:13:17,469 Mmm. 261 00:13:19,678 --> 00:13:21,258 Hey, so, uh, you nervous? 262 00:13:21,889 --> 00:13:24,349 Oh, yeah, I mean, big time. 263 00:13:24,433 --> 00:13:25,353 Yeah? 264 00:13:25,768 --> 00:13:27,348 About this or the wedding? 265 00:13:27,436 --> 00:13:30,936 -No, your wedding. -Oh, my wedding! No! I feel great. 266 00:13:31,023 --> 00:13:32,193 -Yeah? -Yeah, so good. 267 00:13:32,274 --> 00:13:35,034 Dude, I'm so fucking psyched for you, man. You have no idea. 268 00:13:35,110 --> 00:13:36,650 I'm psyched for me, too. 269 00:13:36,737 --> 00:13:42,987 I just got this feeling of excitement and relief and happiness. 270 00:13:43,077 --> 00:13:45,827 Dude, those're the emotions you want, man. That's the good shit. 271 00:13:45,913 --> 00:13:48,083 -Yeah. Yeah, that's... -[both chuckle] 272 00:13:48,165 --> 00:13:49,035 Hey, um... 273 00:13:50,376 --> 00:13:52,996 Bertie and I had sex, um, 274 00:13:53,587 --> 00:13:57,297 and it was while her and Randy were still together. 275 00:13:57,383 --> 00:13:58,473 What? 276 00:13:58,551 --> 00:14:03,011 We're just, you know, in the spirit of being open and honest, you know, 277 00:14:03,097 --> 00:14:05,307 I just-- it's kinda been weighing on me, 278 00:14:05,391 --> 00:14:08,441 and I kinda wanna just, like, you know, put it out there. 279 00:14:08,519 --> 00:14:11,519 -It's kinda making me feel like shit. -Oh, yeah, man. Don't worry. I'm... 280 00:14:11,605 --> 00:14:13,105 I'm not gonna judge you or anything. 281 00:14:13,190 --> 00:14:16,070 -Yeah? -The heart wants what it wants. You know? 282 00:14:16,151 --> 00:14:19,821 And we're just tapping into all the world's love. 283 00:14:19,905 --> 00:14:23,075 Actually, also, in college, I had sex with this girl 284 00:14:23,158 --> 00:14:26,408 who I later found out I was, like, loosely related to. Um... 285 00:14:26,495 --> 00:14:29,995 Like, not first cousin or anything, but, like, in the ancestry. 286 00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:34,298 -Oh, yeah, whatever. It's cool. Yeah. -Yeah? [chuckles] 287 00:14:36,422 --> 00:14:38,972 Whoo-hoo! Whoa! 288 00:14:48,183 --> 00:14:50,853 Okay! Here we go! 289 00:14:53,772 --> 00:14:55,232 [Mickey] So, you don't think it's too fast? 290 00:14:55,316 --> 00:14:58,606 -No, I think it's romantic. -That's what I think. 291 00:14:58,694 --> 00:15:00,574 You really wanna know if it's right, 292 00:15:00,654 --> 00:15:02,704 my therapist had these three questions 293 00:15:02,781 --> 00:15:04,491 about whether you should get married or not. 294 00:15:04,575 --> 00:15:07,825 Oh, three questions. What are they? That's cool. It sounds like a fairy tale. 295 00:15:07,912 --> 00:15:09,752 -Okay, hit me. -Okay. 296 00:15:09,830 --> 00:15:11,000 Number one: 297 00:15:11,457 --> 00:15:15,837 Do you have fun hanging out with him when there's nothing else to do? 298 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:17,880 100%. 299 00:15:17,963 --> 00:15:20,973 We're still finding things that we have in common. It's great. 300 00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:23,720 Right. There's still quite a bit of fighting though, right? 301 00:15:23,802 --> 00:15:27,562 Yeah, but I think that's a byproduct of the passion that we have for each other. 302 00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:31,310 -Yeah, I get that. That makes sense. -Yep. That's one perspective. 303 00:15:31,393 --> 00:15:33,603 [Syd] Oh, my God. This is fucking beautiful. 304 00:15:33,687 --> 00:15:35,107 [Mickey] Yeah. Yeah, it is. 305 00:15:35,189 --> 00:15:37,229 -So, what was the second question? -Okay. 306 00:15:37,316 --> 00:15:39,316 Number two and this is a big one: 307 00:15:39,401 --> 00:15:40,691 Do you respect each other? 308 00:15:40,778 --> 00:15:44,158 Not just, like, holding the door open, but deep respect. 309 00:15:44,239 --> 00:15:47,279 Oh, yeah, I mean, I respect him, 310 00:15:47,785 --> 00:15:50,865 and I don't think I would've been his favorite person two years ago, 311 00:15:50,955 --> 00:15:52,745 but yes. Yeah. 312 00:15:54,124 --> 00:15:56,464 So, that's a yes with an asterisk. 313 00:15:56,543 --> 00:16:00,263 Okay, number three: You don't have to answer this... 314 00:16:00,339 --> 00:16:01,759 Do you have a good sex life? 315 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:06,010 Ha! Yeah, it's hard not to less than a year in, so we'll see. 316 00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:08,845 You never know. Jeff and I have been married for 12 years. 317 00:16:08,931 --> 00:16:10,851 He still goes down on me. Thank the Lord. 318 00:16:10,933 --> 00:16:12,103 That's awesome. 319 00:16:12,184 --> 00:16:14,734 Yes, that's a very exciting update on Syd's marriage, 320 00:16:14,812 --> 00:16:18,442 but Mickey, like you said, it's very hard to tell on the sex thing this early on. 321 00:16:18,524 --> 00:16:21,574 Yeah, but it's unreal, so I think we're gonna be fine. 322 00:16:21,652 --> 00:16:23,742 There you go. That's it. That's three yeses. 323 00:16:23,821 --> 00:16:26,531 -Yes. -Mmm. 324 00:16:26,615 --> 00:16:29,405 Gus, I'm not saying don't do it. 325 00:16:29,493 --> 00:16:33,543 All I'm saying is that being a bachelor is, like, the pinnacle of existence. 326 00:16:33,622 --> 00:16:35,672 You know, I just... I think I'm one of those guys 327 00:16:35,749 --> 00:16:38,289 who's programmed to be in a monogamous relationship. 328 00:16:38,377 --> 00:16:41,707 -I'm not gonna miss my single days. -If you say so. 329 00:16:42,798 --> 00:16:46,178 I mean, this whole thing is a joke anyway, right, Gus? It's a joke. 330 00:16:46,260 --> 00:16:48,220 There's no way you guys are getting married this soon. 331 00:16:48,303 --> 00:16:50,063 No, we are. It's not a joke. 332 00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:53,429 No, no, not like a joke-joke, but like a prank, like a fuck you, 333 00:16:53,517 --> 00:16:55,347 like a performance art piece or something. 334 00:16:55,436 --> 00:16:57,596 Hey, Gus, imagine, you're single. 335 00:16:57,688 --> 00:17:00,818 You come home from work, you take off your socks, 336 00:17:00,899 --> 00:17:02,319 throw 'em on the floor. 337 00:17:02,401 --> 00:17:05,491 You take a crap. Maybe forget to flush the toilet. 338 00:17:05,571 --> 00:17:08,161 Toast a bagel. Put a little butter on there. 339 00:17:08,991 --> 00:17:11,201 Freedom's nice. I get what you're saying, but... 340 00:17:11,285 --> 00:17:14,195 Or maybe spread some cream cheese on there. Do a bong hit. 341 00:17:14,288 --> 00:17:16,538 Put on a Willie Nelson album. Why not? It's your life. 342 00:17:16,623 --> 00:17:19,293 You know, that might just be a trade-off I'm willing to make. 343 00:17:19,877 --> 00:17:22,497 Plus, you guys don't know the alternative. 344 00:17:22,588 --> 00:17:25,588 Are you kidding me? We got five divorces between the two of us. 345 00:17:25,674 --> 00:17:28,514 Loverboy's got two. I got the hat trick. 346 00:17:28,594 --> 00:17:30,474 -Love is a battlefield. -[grunts] 347 00:17:30,554 --> 00:17:33,774 I really think it's funny, Gus. Getting everyone on an island like this. 348 00:17:34,266 --> 00:17:35,556 I'm really beginning to see it. 349 00:17:37,478 --> 00:17:38,978 Not a prank, buddy. 350 00:17:40,105 --> 00:17:41,435 Not a prank. 351 00:17:57,623 --> 00:18:01,423 Wow! Mickey, you look... 352 00:18:02,419 --> 00:18:05,759 -I mean, you look beautiful. -[chuckles] Thank you. 353 00:18:05,839 --> 00:18:10,089 Inside and out. You know, I like all of your sides, so... 354 00:18:10,761 --> 00:18:12,051 I love all your sides, too. 355 00:18:13,972 --> 00:18:15,682 -Stop looking at me. It's bad luck. -What? 356 00:18:15,766 --> 00:18:18,306 -Oh, shit. Sorry. I didn't even know. -Goodbye. 357 00:18:19,019 --> 00:18:20,269 -Are you Terry? -I am. 358 00:18:20,354 --> 00:18:23,024 -Hi. I recognized you from your website. -Nice to meet you. 359 00:18:23,107 --> 00:18:24,227 I'm Mickey, the bride. 360 00:18:24,316 --> 00:18:25,276 Nice to meet you. 361 00:18:25,359 --> 00:18:27,149 -Feels pretty weird to say that. -[both chuckle] 362 00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:29,316 -You get used to it. -Okay, cool. 363 00:18:29,404 --> 00:18:32,834 So, um, I was thinking for the ceremony, just move right through it. 364 00:18:32,908 --> 00:18:35,118 -Got it. -And I don't know about God stuff. 365 00:18:35,202 --> 00:18:37,332 I'll have to ask Gus, but I'm thinking no. 366 00:18:37,412 --> 00:18:38,622 -Okay. -And, um... 367 00:18:41,041 --> 00:18:42,841 I just wanna say, I think it's really funny, 368 00:18:42,918 --> 00:18:44,168 and I'm not gonna tell anybody. 369 00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:46,634 I don't know what you're talking about. 370 00:18:46,713 --> 00:18:48,973 Neither do I. Shh! 371 00:18:49,633 --> 00:18:51,593 -[whispers] I'm the guy that gets it. -Okay. 372 00:18:52,970 --> 00:18:55,100 -Okay, Truman. -Hmm. 373 00:18:55,222 --> 00:18:58,432 Um, okay, so we wrote our own vows. We're gonna deliver those. 374 00:18:58,517 --> 00:18:59,477 Okay, great. 375 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:02,480 I kinda want the vibe to be Mamma Mia! meets Elvira. 376 00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:04,522 -I'll do my best. -Okay, cool. 377 00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:14,451 [Bertie and Chris chattering] 378 00:19:18,912 --> 00:19:21,082 -No. -[Bertie giggles] 379 00:19:21,165 --> 00:19:22,825 I love no. 380 00:19:22,916 --> 00:19:25,836 Hey, what is it about no you don't understand? 381 00:19:25,919 --> 00:19:28,009 Right? All of it. 382 00:19:28,088 --> 00:19:30,338 What the fuck, Bertie? Chris? 383 00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:32,803 Were you two hooking up when me and you were together? 384 00:19:32,885 --> 00:19:34,135 What? No, no, no. 385 00:19:34,219 --> 00:19:36,469 Come on. I'm not dumb, okay? 386 00:19:36,555 --> 00:19:38,715 We break up, and then immediately afterwards you're cool 387 00:19:38,807 --> 00:19:41,097 with just touching his hand at a party with all my friends? 388 00:19:41,185 --> 00:19:42,595 You're gonna regret this. 389 00:19:43,270 --> 00:19:45,940 There'll come a time where I do something, like, really important, 390 00:19:46,023 --> 00:19:48,613 and I'm gonna become super famous or super rich, 391 00:19:48,692 --> 00:19:51,992 or both, and you're gonna feel so fucking dumb 392 00:19:52,070 --> 00:19:54,360 when you have to tell people that you broke up with me. 393 00:19:54,448 --> 00:19:56,118 I really hope that's true, Randy. 394 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,280 It'll be true. 395 00:19:57,993 --> 00:19:59,703 -Hey, what's up, guys? -Hey. 396 00:19:59,786 --> 00:20:01,036 Hey, everything cool? 397 00:20:01,121 --> 00:20:03,371 Yeah, everything's cool with me. 398 00:20:03,457 --> 00:20:05,747 Always has been. Always will be. 399 00:20:05,834 --> 00:20:09,464 It's you guys who are gonna make today extremely uncomfortable for everybody. 400 00:20:09,546 --> 00:20:13,046 Uh... Randy, you wanna maybe-- We could take a walk, 401 00:20:13,133 --> 00:20:15,513 you know, talk things over or something? 402 00:20:15,594 --> 00:20:18,814 Yeah, take a walk and miss my two best friends getting married? 403 00:20:18,889 --> 00:20:21,139 No fucking way, buddy. You know what? 404 00:20:21,892 --> 00:20:25,652 You two are the jerks. I'm not the jerk. You two are. 405 00:20:27,689 --> 00:20:29,269 Oh, shit. 406 00:20:29,942 --> 00:20:32,572 -Hey, question. I'm working on this toast. -Mm-hmm. 407 00:20:32,653 --> 00:20:35,203 I wanted to run it by you. We're gonna have time for a toast, right? 408 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:38,490 Definitely. Yeah. If you want time for a toast, we'll make some time. 409 00:20:38,575 --> 00:20:39,825 Dope. I'm gonna tell a story 410 00:20:39,910 --> 00:20:41,200 about how Mickey showed up at work that time 411 00:20:41,286 --> 00:20:42,446 when we were doing a table read, 412 00:20:42,537 --> 00:20:45,747 and you guys started arguing outside, and we were all watching it. 413 00:20:45,832 --> 00:20:47,002 I got this video on my phone. 414 00:20:47,084 --> 00:20:48,794 I might even show you guys while I'm doing the toast. 415 00:20:48,877 --> 00:20:53,217 -It was hilarious, man. -Yeah, that's a funny story. 416 00:20:53,298 --> 00:20:55,968 I-- I think you might wanna skip that one, though. 417 00:20:56,051 --> 00:20:57,761 -All right, that's cut. -Okay. 418 00:20:57,844 --> 00:21:00,724 Okay. All right. What about when you were house-sitting, 419 00:21:00,806 --> 00:21:02,596 and I came over, and you didn't even know I was there. 420 00:21:02,683 --> 00:21:04,433 I was upstairs, and you guys started arguing. 421 00:21:04,518 --> 00:21:07,098 You guys were going at it, man. I heard her throw something at you. 422 00:21:07,187 --> 00:21:09,517 I was like, "Oh, my God. She's gonna kill Gus." 423 00:21:09,606 --> 00:21:11,726 I was so ready to be a witness at your murder trial. 424 00:21:11,817 --> 00:21:14,697 Actually, I don't even think we'll have time for a toast, 425 00:21:14,778 --> 00:21:16,108 now that I think about it. 426 00:21:16,196 --> 00:21:17,696 I'm figuring out the time, and I'm like, 427 00:21:17,781 --> 00:21:20,201 "We're not gonna have time for a toast. Let's skip the toast." 428 00:21:20,284 --> 00:21:23,084 -Okay. All right. -No toast, okay? 429 00:21:23,161 --> 00:21:24,291 Thanks, buddy. 430 00:21:25,163 --> 00:21:26,793 -Toast to no toast. -Yeah. 431 00:21:30,836 --> 00:21:34,876 Man, that guy has not taken my advice once. Mickey is batshit. 432 00:21:34,965 --> 00:21:37,295 Yeah, everybody's batshit. 433 00:21:38,385 --> 00:21:42,305 Mickey and Gus and Bertie and Chris. 434 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,140 Jury's out on you, Kevin. 435 00:21:46,518 --> 00:21:47,768 Extra large OJ, please. 436 00:21:48,437 --> 00:21:51,057 [Gus] Yeah, I feel good. It's just, you know... 437 00:21:51,148 --> 00:21:53,398 It's sort of a symphony of different feelings. 438 00:21:53,483 --> 00:21:56,363 -[Bertie] Yeah, it's a big day. -[Gus] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally. 439 00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:57,395 [Mickey] Gus? 440 00:21:57,487 --> 00:22:00,447 [Gus] One second. Excuse me. Pardon me. Pardon me. 441 00:22:02,409 --> 00:22:03,829 All right, beautiful people, 442 00:22:03,910 --> 00:22:05,330 it's time to head down to the beach, 443 00:22:05,412 --> 00:22:07,872 'cause we're gonna try and do this before the sun goes down. 444 00:22:07,956 --> 00:22:09,326 It's wedding time! 445 00:22:09,416 --> 00:22:11,496 -[all cheering] -Whoo! [chuckles] 446 00:22:11,585 --> 00:22:13,125 [Randy] Uh, hold on, everyone. 447 00:22:13,211 --> 00:22:15,341 Uh, I just wanna say something first. 448 00:22:15,422 --> 00:22:18,092 No, no, no. Please, no. Please don't do this now, please. 449 00:22:18,175 --> 00:22:20,135 -Randy, you don't have to... It's okay. -No. 450 00:22:20,218 --> 00:22:23,968 -Let's just go to do the wedding. -No, this won't be bad. It will be good. 451 00:22:24,431 --> 00:22:27,681 I just wanna say, in front of everybody gathered here, 452 00:22:28,518 --> 00:22:32,058 that Bertie was right in breaking up with me. 453 00:22:33,023 --> 00:22:34,573 -Great. -Okay, that's nice. 454 00:22:34,649 --> 00:22:36,229 Nice. Thank you, Randy. 455 00:22:36,318 --> 00:22:41,868 You deserve somebody better than me, and Chris is a lot better than me. 456 00:22:41,990 --> 00:22:43,200 We don't have to dance around it. 457 00:22:44,201 --> 00:22:45,701 He's strong. 458 00:22:45,786 --> 00:22:50,076 He can lift lots of stuff and doesn't have a beard. 459 00:22:50,457 --> 00:22:54,797 Doesn't live in his car. I mean, he doesn't even believe in ghosts, 460 00:22:54,878 --> 00:22:56,378 and I'm afraid of ghosts. 461 00:22:57,506 --> 00:23:00,586 I'm not gonna stand in the way of happiness, 462 00:23:00,675 --> 00:23:04,545 because you deserve a great guy just like Chris. 463 00:23:05,347 --> 00:23:09,177 Just like Gus deserves a great girl like Mickey, 464 00:23:09,267 --> 00:23:12,557 and Mickey deserves a great guy like Gus. 465 00:23:18,193 --> 00:23:19,153 Was that it? 466 00:23:19,820 --> 00:23:22,360 That's it. Uh, yeah. Thank you. Thank you. 467 00:23:22,781 --> 00:23:25,161 -That's very sweet, Randy. Thank you. -Okay. 468 00:23:25,242 --> 00:23:28,082 [Mickey] All right. Ahem. And on that note, 469 00:23:28,161 --> 00:23:29,371 let's go get married. 470 00:23:29,454 --> 00:23:33,254 Yeah, come on! It's good. It's all right. Hey. 471 00:23:43,552 --> 00:23:46,722 [Terry] Mickey and Gus have requested to share their vows. 472 00:23:46,805 --> 00:23:48,095 Who wants to start? 473 00:23:51,017 --> 00:23:53,727 -Ugh, fine. I'll bite the bullet. Okay. -[Terry and Gus chuckle] 474 00:23:53,812 --> 00:23:56,822 Uh, don't judge, guys. I wrote these in, like, an hour. 475 00:23:56,898 --> 00:23:58,398 [all chuckle] 476 00:23:58,483 --> 00:24:01,783 "So, Gus, what's up? 477 00:24:01,862 --> 00:24:03,162 [both chuckle] 478 00:24:04,739 --> 00:24:05,989 My Gus-Gus. 479 00:24:08,452 --> 00:24:09,372 [sighs] 480 00:24:09,452 --> 00:24:13,172 From the moment you killed some gross bugs for me in my bedroom, 481 00:24:14,374 --> 00:24:16,504 -I knew you were the one. -[man 1] That's my chair! 482 00:24:16,585 --> 00:24:17,585 -We saved these... -[man 2] Sorry. 483 00:24:17,669 --> 00:24:21,089 -Ever since, I knew I could trust you... -[man 1] We put shirts on this chair! 484 00:24:21,173 --> 00:24:24,263 -to keep me safe, make me feel loved. -[man 2] I didn't see them. 485 00:24:24,342 --> 00:24:27,552 -[man 1] Why would I lie about it? -And I promise to believe in you... 486 00:24:27,637 --> 00:24:28,677 [man 1] You mayor of the beach? 487 00:24:28,763 --> 00:24:29,763 -and support you... -[man 1] Sit in any chair you want? 488 00:24:29,848 --> 00:24:31,388 [man 2] I didn't see any shirt. 489 00:24:31,475 --> 00:24:34,685 and always be the person who's unafraid to love more. 490 00:24:35,312 --> 00:24:36,562 -[man 1] You steal my shirt? -I prom--" 491 00:24:36,646 --> 00:24:38,146 Is that what the fuck's going on? -[woman] Babe, chill. -[man 2] I've been here three hours. 492 00:24:39,816 --> 00:24:42,436 -Fuck you! We saved these for the sunset. -Baby. 493 00:24:42,527 --> 00:24:44,027 -[woman] Stop! -[man 2] Don't touch me! 494 00:24:44,112 --> 00:24:46,242 [man 1] Get out of the chair! Get out! 495 00:24:46,323 --> 00:24:48,373 Should we just, like, wait a minute or... 496 00:24:49,075 --> 00:24:50,905 -Stop! Quit it! -[man 3] Hey! 497 00:24:50,994 --> 00:24:53,714 -[sighs] God damn it. -It's okay. It's all right. 498 00:24:53,788 --> 00:24:55,918 -[woman] Stop! -It's actually kinda funny. 499 00:24:55,999 --> 00:24:58,039 We're gonna wait for these assholes to work it out. 500 00:24:58,126 --> 00:24:59,786 [woman] Hey! Cut it out! Come on! 501 00:24:59,878 --> 00:25:03,508 -[groaning] -Babe? Baby? Babe? 502 00:25:03,590 --> 00:25:05,470 Something's not right. Call 911. 503 00:25:05,550 --> 00:25:07,720 Medic, please! Somebody help! Baby? 504 00:25:07,802 --> 00:25:09,262 -[Allan] What's happening? -I don't know. 505 00:25:09,346 --> 00:25:11,006 -A heart attack or something. -Okay. 506 00:25:11,097 --> 00:25:14,177 Jesus Christ. He looks half dead. 507 00:25:14,267 --> 00:25:17,187 -Should we take a break or... -I guess. 508 00:25:17,270 --> 00:25:19,770 Guys, we're gonna take a break. Like, a ten minute break. 509 00:25:19,856 --> 00:25:21,566 -It'll be fine. -[Gus] Yeah. 510 00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:26,859 Called it. I knew it was a joke. It's a prank. [laughs] 511 00:25:31,368 --> 00:25:35,958 I don't know. So, what do we do now? Is that, like, a bad omen? 512 00:25:37,707 --> 00:25:40,627 Definitely not a good vibe for a wedding. 513 00:25:49,803 --> 00:25:50,933 You can say it. 514 00:25:51,012 --> 00:25:53,602 Should we just not do it? 515 00:25:53,682 --> 00:25:56,392 Yes, I was thinking the exact same thing. 516 00:25:56,476 --> 00:25:58,936 I mean, the whole thing felt just a little... I don't know... 517 00:25:59,521 --> 00:26:02,191 -Rash. It felt fucking rash. -Yeah. 518 00:26:02,274 --> 00:26:04,824 And we'll just tell them we're gonna do it another time, 519 00:26:04,901 --> 00:26:07,361 and they will not care because they all came here to party. 520 00:26:07,445 --> 00:26:09,855 -And they'll get to party. It's fine. -Yeah. 521 00:26:12,909 --> 00:26:15,579 So, what about us? What do we say we are? 522 00:26:15,662 --> 00:26:19,922 Are we engaged? Or no? 523 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:24,210 No, I don't think engaged, but I think we're good. 524 00:26:24,296 --> 00:26:26,666 I think we're, like, really good. 525 00:26:27,299 --> 00:26:28,799 Yes, agreed. 526 00:26:29,426 --> 00:26:32,596 I think this is the healthiest, most mature thing... 527 00:26:33,471 --> 00:26:37,771 you know, for you. Definitely for me. For us. 528 00:26:37,851 --> 00:26:38,691 Yes. 529 00:26:39,602 --> 00:26:42,192 That's perfect. You're perfect. 530 00:26:42,272 --> 00:26:43,362 You're perfect. 531 00:26:49,237 --> 00:26:50,947 Hey, what's up, you guys? 532 00:26:51,031 --> 00:26:52,701 -Hey. -Hey. 533 00:26:52,782 --> 00:26:55,332 Good news. Remember the guy who, like, hit the deck 534 00:26:55,410 --> 00:26:57,040 and then was foaming from the mouth? 535 00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:58,870 Yeah, he was very memorable. 536 00:26:58,955 --> 00:27:02,955 Yeah, well... He's gonna be okay, not dead. 537 00:27:03,043 --> 00:27:05,213 -Oh, that is good news. -Good, good. 538 00:27:05,295 --> 00:27:07,255 Hey, listen, everybody, um... 539 00:27:08,631 --> 00:27:14,471 We just felt like the timing and the energy was off now, so... 540 00:27:14,554 --> 00:27:16,314 we're not getting married today. 541 00:27:16,389 --> 00:27:17,889 -[all] Aw. -[Allan] Boo. 542 00:27:17,974 --> 00:27:20,104 But, hey, not for any bad reasons. 543 00:27:20,185 --> 00:27:21,975 We're still very much in love. 544 00:27:22,062 --> 00:27:25,322 It's just we wanna, you know, do the responsible thing. 545 00:27:25,398 --> 00:27:28,688 Yeah, and please, we still want you guys to stick around 546 00:27:28,777 --> 00:27:30,237 and hang out and party, 547 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:34,990 so let's just call it the "We're Trying to Grow As People" party. 548 00:27:35,075 --> 00:27:37,865 [all cheer] 549 00:27:43,083 --> 00:27:45,003 ♪ You and I ♪ 550 00:27:46,878 --> 00:27:48,958 ♪ We might be strangers ♪ 551 00:27:50,965 --> 00:27:54,425 ♪ However close we get sometimes ♪ 552 00:27:55,220 --> 00:27:56,550 ♪ It's like we never met ♪ 553 00:27:58,431 --> 00:28:00,521 ♪ But you and I ♪ 554 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,190 ♪ I think we can take it ♪ 555 00:28:05,397 --> 00:28:08,977 We are here today... tonight... 556 00:28:09,067 --> 00:28:13,277 to witness the matrimony of Gus Cruikshank and Mickey Dobbs... 557 00:28:14,614 --> 00:28:18,414 ♪ You and I ♪ 558 00:28:18,493 --> 00:28:22,253 ♪ You and I ♪ 559 00:28:22,330 --> 00:28:24,080 ♪ Me and you ♪ 560 00:28:25,083 --> 00:28:26,083 [both laughing] 561 00:28:26,167 --> 00:28:28,167 ♪ What can we do ♪ 562 00:28:30,422 --> 00:28:33,882 ♪ Well, the words we use sometimes ♪ 563 00:28:34,926 --> 00:28:36,546 ♪ Are misconstrued ♪ 564 00:28:37,637 --> 00:28:39,717 ♪ Well, I won't guess ♪ 565 00:28:41,683 --> 00:28:43,563 ♪ What's coming next ♪ 566 00:28:46,062 --> 00:28:48,112 ♪ I can't ever tell ♪ 567 00:28:48,189 --> 00:28:53,279 ♪ You're the deepest well I've ever fallen into ♪ 568 00:29:01,077 --> 00:29:03,747 ♪ Oh, I don't wanna know ♪ 569 00:29:05,123 --> 00:29:08,083 ♪ Oh, I don't wanna know ♪ 570 00:29:09,043 --> 00:29:12,553 ♪ Oh, I don't need to know ♪ 571 00:29:12,630 --> 00:29:15,220 ♪ Everything about you ♪ 572 00:29:17,010 --> 00:29:19,680 ♪ Oh, I don't wanna know ♪ 573 00:29:19,763 --> 00:29:25,353 ♪ And you don't need to know ♪ 574 00:29:25,435 --> 00:29:29,145 ♪ That much about me ♪ 575 00:29:32,942 --> 00:29:34,992 ♪ You and I ♪ 576 00:29:36,529 --> 00:29:38,779 ♪ We might be strangers ♪ 577 00:29:40,909 --> 00:29:44,369 ♪ However close we get sometimes ♪ 578 00:29:45,288 --> 00:29:46,658 ♪ It's like we never met ♪ 579 00:29:48,625 --> 00:29:50,625 ♪ But you and I ♪ ♪ I think we can take it ♪