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You watch. You fucking watch.
It'll happen again.
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You'll break up with me.
Then you'll change your mind
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and you'll come running back.
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So, let's just skip that part
and stay together.
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I'm sorry. I know that
that was very hurtful,
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and I'm never gonna do that
to you ever again.
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You don't have to be so sure about it.
That's not what I'm saying.
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I'm trying to say that we should--
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Randy, I wanna do this
in the kindest way possible
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because you are a very special person,
and I wouldn't wanna lose you as a friend.
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So we'll still be friends?
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Sure.
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That's all I needed to hear, Bertie Bear.
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And then maybe after some time passes,
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we'll realize that
maybe we do belong together.
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-I don't think so.
-Oh! Well, fuck off then!
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I just don't want things to be weird
when we run into each other.
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Oh, well guess what. It will be weird.
It will be weird as fuck!
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And I just wanna ask you
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if I can please tell people
that this was a mutual breakup.
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You can tell people you broke up
with me if you want.
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I'll go along with it.
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No, it's gotta be mutual.
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Okay, it's mutual.
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I'm slamming the f-- door.
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[Bertie] Okay.
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[sighs]
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[theme music playing]
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[camera shutter clicking]
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Do you think I should hold the broom,
like, sexy, or...
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Oh, God, every single photo shoot,
someone's like, "Ooh, you know what?
Maybe she'll hold a broom."
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As if they're the first
to ever think of that.
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[photographer] Remember, you're witches.
Grab the broom and lean back.
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-You know what? Hey.
-[photographer] Yeah?
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Can you get some of just her by herself?
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-Yeah, no problem.
-Thank you.
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Obvious phallic symbol.
It's in the goddamn Wiccan!
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-Cruikshank. Hey.
-Hey.
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Uh... What were you thinking?
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What do you mean?
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Putting Arya in your movie.
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Oh!
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-Look, I'm sorry. I just...
-Mm-hmm.
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I thought that was one of those, you know,
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don't ask permission,
beg for forgiveness kind of things.
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-Well, uh, I got curious...
-Uh-huh.
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...so I made Wyatt get a copy
of your script,
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so we could read it
and make fun of it.
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Mm-hmm. Okay, thanks.
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Yeah. So we read it, and, uh, it was good.
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I'm not saying it was great.
I'm not, 'cause it wasn't, okay?
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But, uh, there was some real talent there.
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Well, that's nice to hear.
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I mean, it's funny,
'cause when I first came up with the idea, I was like,
"Ooh, this is one of those ideas."
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Stop talking.
You're saying too many words.
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-Okay.
-Okay?
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So, um, the network has asked me
to create a new show,
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so I am developing a pilot now.
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It's a political thriller
that takes place on a space colony.
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-Very cool, very cool.
-Yeah.
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And I'm putting together a staff
of writers now to help me
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and when the show gets picked up,
they'll be the staff.
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-Huh.
-I think you're right for the job.
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-No shit? Really?
-No shit. Yeah.
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You know, there's all this sci-fi stuff,
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and I'm just gonna, you know,
take a big leap here
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and guess you have some familiarity
with that?
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Susan, just 'cause I have glasses
and I dress a certain way
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doesn't mean I'm into science fiction,
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but of course I'm
into science fiction, yes!
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So, do you want the job?
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Yes, please. Oh, my God.
A thousand times yes, yes, yes.
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And you're gonna behave yourself
this time?
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-Definitely.
-None of this, like,
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throwing laptops around
the fucking writers' room bullshit?
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Those laptop throwing days
are behind me.
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-Are you sure?
-I promise, yes.
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Okay.
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Thank you, Susan.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Sorry I hugged you there. Was that wrong?
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No, it was appropriate.
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Oh, Gus, come on in! -Hi.
-To what do I owe this pleasure?
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I don't know.
I just thought I'd come in and say hello,
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see how you were doing.
You maybe, uh, wanna go get some lunch?
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It's 10:00 a.m.
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-Brunch?
-[snorts]
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-Do a brunch-type thing?
-Yeah, that's so sweet.
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I have to finish this.
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Oh, sure, yeah. No, don't let me stop you.
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Do what you have to do.
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Wait! Is this Gus Cruikshank, boy legend?
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[giggles] Is this Stella Emmett,
whose show I love so much,
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even though it makes me feel
very weird sometimes?
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-Well, then I'm doing my job.
-[chuckles]
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Yay! You two meet, finally.
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Mickey talks about you so much,
I feel like I already know you.
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Aw...
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I'm sure it's all good things, yes?
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Duh. Stella, how many times have I said,
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"Sometimes I just think
Gus' penis is too big"?
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Like, every day since I met you.
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[chuckles]
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Well, now you know.
My penis must be fairly big
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because, otherwise, that would be
a rude thing to...
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Or at least average.
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Never mind. I'm gonna shut up.
Just-- can I watch?
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-Yeah, just stop talking. Yeah.
-Okay.
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Oh, my God. Are you serious?
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Yeah, we start writing next month.
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-Sweetie, congratulations.
-Oh, thank you.
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I mean, thank you for everything.
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I mean, I couldn't...
I couldn't have done this without you.
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Thank you, too. You know?
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I never gave a shit about work
before I met you.
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You really bring out the best in me.
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Yeah, you bring out the best in me, too.
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Taught me how to kick ass.
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You taught me how to kiss it.
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Look at us,
killing it in every aspect of our life.
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I feel like the universe is rewarding us
for getting our shit together.
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You know, I actually think that's,
like, true.
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This might sound weird,
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but I feel like in South Dakota,
we cracked the code,
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like, the code to our relationship.
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Yes, exactly.
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The code. I know what you mean.
We know the code exactly, yeah.
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As long as we're open with each other
and we're real with each other,
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we're gonna be okay.
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All we have to do... It's so easy.
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We just go like,
"Hey, I feel this way inside.
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-I'm gonna tell Mickey."
-Yeah.
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You feel something. You tell me.
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And we're there for each other,
and we can work through anything.
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Yeah. It's so sad how, like, other couples
and other people in relationships,
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they feel like they can't, like,
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share who they are.
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And I just know, like, you're not gonna
think I'm lame.
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No.
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I don't even know
what we would fight about.
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-What would we fight about?
-I would try to think,
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I'd go like,
"What couldn't we work through?"
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And it's like nothing.
We could work through anything.
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I know that's gonna be true in a year.
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-Mm-hmm.
-In, like, five years. In 40 years.
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Exactly, and I'm like, "If I know
I'm gonna feel this 40 years from now,
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why wouldn't I just...
And why wouldn't we just..."
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What? Come on, say it.
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No, no, no.
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-What? Come on.
-I gotta keep my mouth shut about this.
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-Say it. Say it.
-You don't wanna hear it.
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I know I've already proposed once before
in my life,
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but if I was gonna propose to you, I...
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I'd want you to know I meant it for real.
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Okay? I'd want it to happen right away.
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What do you mean right away?
Like, run off and elope?
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Maybe.
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[Bertie] Gah! Oh, my God!
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Aren't you freaking out?
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I mean, it's exciting, right?
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This is... Wow!
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Wait, where is this happening?
How? When? What the fuck?
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We're going to Catalina Island
and having a quickie wedding on the beach.
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The beach. Beautiful.
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You can get a justice of the peace
the same day.
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We talked to her
on the way over here.
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Yeah. Her name's Terry.
She seems really nice.
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-Terry. Perfect.
-[Mickey] Yep.
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She's gonna meet us on the beach near
our hotel around six-ish and marry us.
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-She's licensed and everything.
-Wow.
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Catalina. What a beautiful place.
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Have you been there?
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Never, but when people talk
about Catalina, I always think, "That sounds very nice.
And I'd like to go there some day."
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Do you wanna come with us?
'Cause we need a witness.
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Yeah, Terry was gonna, like,
provide somebody for us, but...
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You're way better
than some weirdo stranger.
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Bertie, do you wanna be our witness?
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That would be incredible.
Me? Be your witness? How humbling.
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Is it warm there?
Should I pack my swimmers?
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I'm gonna pack 'em anyway.
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This is very exciting! [shouts]
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Do you wanna tell anybody else?
You wanna call our parents or...
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Is it okay if we don't?
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It's just, with my dad,
it'll be this whole big thing and my mom, uh, she won't be into it.
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But I thought you and your mom
got along, right?
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Oh, we do. Yeah, she's the best.
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I just don't want her to bum me out
with her reasonable thoughts.
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Right, right, right, right, right.
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You think she's got a point,
or you think this is impulsive? Or...
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She'd say I'm being impulsive,
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but maybe being impulsive
is just me following my instincts.
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I wanna listen to my inner voice
and act fast before the little damaged voices
talk me out of it.
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Hey, Gus, would you maybe
wanna bring a buddy along?
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Oh, that could be fun!
Like a maid of honor, best man-type thing.
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Yeah, sure, that's good.
I guess I'll ask Randy.
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No. Don't. Um...
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We broke up.
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-Really?
-Whoa!
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It was mutual,
or that's what I'm supposed to say.
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Aw, that's...
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too bad.
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It was for the best, obviously.
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Uh, I guess, then, um...
I'll ask Chris?
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[chuckling nervously] Great. I...
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Okay. Uh, well, I should probably give you
a little heads-up on that,
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and that is Chris and I are...
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Well, something's happening between us.
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[Gus] Really?
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Wow. Okay.
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Yeah. I mean, we have a very special
connection, and we always have,
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so once Randy and I had split up,
that's when we took the next step.
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But nothing happened before that,
or whatever.
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Yeah, I'm psyched for you two.
That's awesome. Uh...
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What a weird day. [chuckles]
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-What a big, weird day this is. Yeah.
-It's so weird. Yeah.
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Well, why do we have to stop there?
We just invite everyone.
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Send out a mass group text
and see who shows up.
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Right. I mean, we're eloping.
We can do whatever the fuck we want.
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-That's the whole point.
-Yeah, all right.
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Let's just get married the way we want to.
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If people come, that's great.
If they don't--
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-They're dead to us forever.
-[chuckles]
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"Psst! Gus and Mickey eloping."
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I'm transcribing this.
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-"If you wanna come to Catalina...
-Mm-hmm.
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-...join us."
-Yes.
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-"No one's invited."
-Yeah.
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"No one's not invited."
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♪ I was born a unicorn ♪
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♪ I missed the ark, but I could've sworn ♪
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♪ You'd wait for me ♪
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♪ I was born a unicorn ♪
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♪ I could've sworn you believed in me ♪
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♪ Then how come all the other
Unicorns are dead? ♪
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[Bertie] Oh, yeah.
235
00:11:57,138 --> 00:11:58,178
Oh, yeah.
236
00:11:58,264 --> 00:12:02,184
Oh, my God. [groaning]
237
00:12:05,146 --> 00:12:06,936
[groaning continues]
238
00:12:07,022 --> 00:12:08,232
Yes.
239
00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:10,939
Sorry, I'll keep it down.
240
00:12:11,026 --> 00:12:14,406
Oh, no, it's all good.
I'm so happy right now.
241
00:12:14,488 --> 00:12:17,908
Good, good. I'm very happy for you.
242
00:12:17,992 --> 00:12:20,912
And it's nice we get to do some cool shit
before everyone trickles in.
243
00:12:20,995 --> 00:12:22,495
Yeah, I love cool shit.
244
00:12:24,331 --> 00:12:26,751
Wow! What a whirlwind, right?
245
00:12:27,418 --> 00:12:29,628
You must be feeling, like, scared,
246
00:12:29,712 --> 00:12:33,092
or do you feel like
this is a bit fast maybe?
247
00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:36,430
Do you feel like it's a bit fast?
248
00:12:37,011 --> 00:12:41,891
Honestly? Yes.
Yeah, this feels a little fast.
249
00:12:43,058 --> 00:12:44,518
Just a little bit too fast.
250
00:12:44,602 --> 00:12:47,272
Like, if the speed limit was 65,
you'd be going...
251
00:12:47,354 --> 00:12:49,614
-70.
-Or 80.
252
00:12:49,690 --> 00:12:52,690
85. Hovering around 85, maybe.
253
00:12:52,776 --> 00:12:55,606
I don't know. I'm sorry. I just wanted
to check in to see if you're okay.
254
00:12:55,696 --> 00:12:59,236
No, I appreciate it.
I understand why you'd ask.
255
00:12:59,325 --> 00:13:03,115
I guess I just don't understand
how all this SLAA stuff works.
256
00:13:03,204 --> 00:13:08,674
I mean, yeah, it's not ideal,
but I think since we're both aware...
257
00:13:08,751 --> 00:13:10,091
Look at you and Chris.
258
00:13:10,169 --> 00:13:13,419
You know, if the speed limit is 65,
you're on, like, a rocket ship.
259
00:13:13,506 --> 00:13:16,426
I guess it's like
a chemical attraction thing.
260
00:13:16,509 --> 00:13:17,469
Mmm.
261
00:13:19,678 --> 00:13:21,258
Hey, so, uh, you nervous?
262
00:13:21,889 --> 00:13:24,349
Oh, yeah, I mean, big time.
263
00:13:24,433 --> 00:13:25,353
Yeah?
264
00:13:25,768 --> 00:13:27,348
About this or the wedding?
265
00:13:27,436 --> 00:13:30,936
-No, your wedding.
-Oh, my wedding! No! I feel great.
266
00:13:31,023 --> 00:13:32,193
-Yeah?
-Yeah, so good.
267
00:13:32,274 --> 00:13:35,034
Dude, I'm so fucking psyched for you, man.
You have no idea.
268
00:13:35,110 --> 00:13:36,650
I'm psyched for me, too.
269
00:13:36,737 --> 00:13:42,987
I just got this feeling of excitement
and relief and happiness.
270
00:13:43,077 --> 00:13:45,827
Dude, those're the emotions you want, man.
That's the good shit.
271
00:13:45,913 --> 00:13:48,083
-Yeah. Yeah, that's...
-[both chuckle]
272
00:13:48,165 --> 00:13:49,035
Hey, um...
273
00:13:50,376 --> 00:13:52,996
Bertie and I had sex, um,
274
00:13:53,587 --> 00:13:57,297
and it was while
her and Randy were still together.
275
00:13:57,383 --> 00:13:58,473
What?
276
00:13:58,551 --> 00:14:03,011
We're just, you know, in the spirit
of being open and honest, you know,
277
00:14:03,097 --> 00:14:05,307
I just-- it's kinda been weighing on me,
278
00:14:05,391 --> 00:14:08,441
and I kinda wanna just, like,
you know, put it out there.
279
00:14:08,519 --> 00:14:11,519
-It's kinda making me feel like shit.
-Oh, yeah, man. Don't worry. I'm...
280
00:14:11,605 --> 00:14:13,105
I'm not gonna judge you or anything.
281
00:14:13,190 --> 00:14:16,070
-Yeah?
-The heart wants what it wants. You know?
282
00:14:16,151 --> 00:14:19,821
And we're just tapping
into all the world's love.
283
00:14:19,905 --> 00:14:23,075
Actually, also, in college,
I had sex with this girl
284
00:14:23,158 --> 00:14:26,408
who I later found out
I was, like, loosely related to. Um...
285
00:14:26,495 --> 00:14:29,995
Like, not first cousin or anything,
but, like, in the ancestry.
286
00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:34,298
-Oh, yeah, whatever. It's cool. Yeah.
-Yeah? [chuckles]
287
00:14:36,422 --> 00:14:38,972
Whoo-hoo! Whoa!
288
00:14:48,183 --> 00:14:50,853
Okay! Here we go!
289
00:14:53,772 --> 00:14:55,232
[Mickey]
So, you don't think it's too fast?
290
00:14:55,316 --> 00:14:58,606
-No, I think it's romantic.
-That's what I think.
291
00:14:58,694 --> 00:15:00,574
You really wanna know if it's right,
292
00:15:00,654 --> 00:15:02,704
my therapist had these three questions
293
00:15:02,781 --> 00:15:04,491
about whether you should get married
or not.
294
00:15:04,575 --> 00:15:07,825
Oh, three questions. What are they?
That's cool. It sounds like a fairy tale.
295
00:15:07,912 --> 00:15:09,752
-Okay, hit me.
-Okay.
296
00:15:09,830 --> 00:15:11,000
Number one:
297
00:15:11,457 --> 00:15:15,837
Do you have fun hanging out with him
when there's nothing else to do?
298
00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:17,880
100%.
299
00:15:17,963 --> 00:15:20,973
We're still finding things that we have
in common. It's great.
300
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:23,720
Right. There's still quite a bit
of fighting though, right?
301
00:15:23,802 --> 00:15:27,562
Yeah, but I think that's a byproduct of
the passion that we have for each other.
302
00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:31,310
-Yeah, I get that. That makes sense.
-Yep. That's one perspective.
303
00:15:31,393 --> 00:15:33,603
[Syd] Oh, my God.
This is fucking beautiful.
304
00:15:33,687 --> 00:15:35,107
[Mickey] Yeah. Yeah, it is.
305
00:15:35,189 --> 00:15:37,229
-So, what was the second question?
-Okay.
306
00:15:37,316 --> 00:15:39,316
Number two and this is a big one:
307
00:15:39,401 --> 00:15:40,691
Do you respect each other?
308
00:15:40,778 --> 00:15:44,158
Not just, like, holding the door open,
but deep respect.
309
00:15:44,239 --> 00:15:47,279
Oh, yeah, I mean, I respect him,
310
00:15:47,785 --> 00:15:50,865
and I don't think I would've been
his favorite person two years ago,
311
00:15:50,955 --> 00:15:52,745
but yes. Yeah.
312
00:15:54,124 --> 00:15:56,464
So, that's a yes with an asterisk.
313
00:15:56,543 --> 00:16:00,263
Okay, number three:
You don't have to answer this...
314
00:16:00,339 --> 00:16:01,759
Do you have a good sex life?
315
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:06,010
Ha! Yeah, it's hard not to
less than a year in, so we'll see.
316
00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:08,845
You never know.
Jeff and I have been married for 12 years.
317
00:16:08,931 --> 00:16:10,851
He still goes down on me. Thank the Lord.
318
00:16:10,933 --> 00:16:12,103
That's awesome.
319
00:16:12,184 --> 00:16:14,734
Yes, that's a very exciting update
on Syd's marriage,
320
00:16:14,812 --> 00:16:18,442
but Mickey, like you said, it's very hard
to tell on the sex thing this early on.
321
00:16:18,524 --> 00:16:21,574
Yeah, but it's unreal,
so I think we're gonna be fine.
322
00:16:21,652 --> 00:16:23,742
There you go. That's it.
That's three yeses.
323
00:16:23,821 --> 00:16:26,531
-Yes.
-Mmm.
324
00:16:26,615 --> 00:16:29,405
Gus, I'm not saying don't do it.
325
00:16:29,493 --> 00:16:33,543
All I'm saying is that being a bachelor
is, like, the pinnacle of existence.
326
00:16:33,622 --> 00:16:35,672
You know, I just...
I think I'm one of those guys
327
00:16:35,749 --> 00:16:38,289
who's programmed to be
in a monogamous relationship.
328
00:16:38,377 --> 00:16:41,707
-I'm not gonna miss my single days.
-If you say so.
329
00:16:42,798 --> 00:16:46,178
I mean, this whole thing is a joke anyway,
right, Gus? It's a joke.
330
00:16:46,260 --> 00:16:48,220
There's no way you guys
are getting married this soon.
331
00:16:48,303 --> 00:16:50,063
No, we are. It's not a joke.
332
00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:53,429
No, no, not like a joke-joke,
but like a prank, like a fuck you,
333
00:16:53,517 --> 00:16:55,347
like a performance art piece
or something.
334
00:16:55,436 --> 00:16:57,596
Hey, Gus, imagine, you're single.
335
00:16:57,688 --> 00:17:00,818
You come home from work,
you take off your socks,
336
00:17:00,899 --> 00:17:02,319
throw 'em on the floor.
337
00:17:02,401 --> 00:17:05,491
You take a crap.
Maybe forget to flush the toilet.
338
00:17:05,571 --> 00:17:08,161
Toast a bagel.
Put a little butter on there.
339
00:17:08,991 --> 00:17:11,201
Freedom's nice.
I get what you're saying, but...
340
00:17:11,285 --> 00:17:14,195
Or maybe spread some cream cheese
on there. Do a bong hit.
341
00:17:14,288 --> 00:17:16,538
Put on a Willie Nelson album.
Why not? It's your life.
342
00:17:16,623 --> 00:17:19,293
You know, that might just be a trade-off
I'm willing to make.
343
00:17:19,877 --> 00:17:22,497
Plus, you guys don't know the alternative.
344
00:17:22,588 --> 00:17:25,588
Are you kidding me? We got five divorces
between the two of us.
345
00:17:25,674 --> 00:17:28,514
Loverboy's got two.
I got the hat trick.
346
00:17:28,594 --> 00:17:30,474
-Love is a battlefield.
-[grunts]
347
00:17:30,554 --> 00:17:33,774
I really think it's funny, Gus.
Getting everyone on an island like this.
348
00:17:34,266 --> 00:17:35,556
I'm really beginning to see it.
349
00:17:37,478 --> 00:17:38,978
Not a prank, buddy.
350
00:17:40,105 --> 00:17:41,435
Not a prank.
351
00:17:57,623 --> 00:18:01,423
Wow! Mickey, you look...
352
00:18:02,419 --> 00:18:05,759
-I mean, you look beautiful.
-[chuckles] Thank you.
353
00:18:05,839 --> 00:18:10,089
Inside and out.
You know, I like all of your sides, so...
354
00:18:10,761 --> 00:18:12,051
I love all your sides, too.
355
00:18:13,972 --> 00:18:15,682
-Stop looking at me. It's bad luck.
-What?
356
00:18:15,766 --> 00:18:18,306
-Oh, shit. Sorry. I didn't even know.
-Goodbye.
357
00:18:19,019 --> 00:18:20,269
-Are you Terry?
-I am.
358
00:18:20,354 --> 00:18:23,024
-Hi. I recognized you from your website.
-Nice to meet you.
359
00:18:23,107 --> 00:18:24,227
I'm Mickey, the bride.
360
00:18:24,316 --> 00:18:25,276
Nice to meet you.
361
00:18:25,359 --> 00:18:27,149
-Feels pretty weird to say that.
-[both chuckle]
362
00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:29,316
-You get used to it.
-Okay, cool.
363
00:18:29,404 --> 00:18:32,834
So, um, I was thinking for the ceremony,
just move right through it.
364
00:18:32,908 --> 00:18:35,118
-Got it.
-And I don't know about God stuff.
365
00:18:35,202 --> 00:18:37,332
I'll have to ask Gus, but I'm thinking no.
366
00:18:37,412 --> 00:18:38,622
-Okay.
-And, um...
367
00:18:41,041 --> 00:18:42,841
I just wanna say,
I think it's really funny,
368
00:18:42,918 --> 00:18:44,168
and I'm not gonna tell anybody.
369
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:46,634
I don't know what you're talking about.
370
00:18:46,713 --> 00:18:48,973
Neither do I. Shh!
371
00:18:49,633 --> 00:18:51,593
-[whispers] I'm the guy that gets it.
-Okay.
372
00:18:52,970 --> 00:18:55,100
-Okay, Truman.
-Hmm.
373
00:18:55,222 --> 00:18:58,432
Um, okay, so we wrote our own vows.
We're gonna deliver those.
374
00:18:58,517 --> 00:18:59,477
Okay, great.
375
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:02,480
I kinda want the vibe to be
Mamma Mia! meets Elvira.
376
00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:04,522
-I'll do my best.
-Okay, cool.
377
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:14,451
[Bertie and Chris chattering]
378
00:19:18,912 --> 00:19:21,082
-No.
-[Bertie giggles]
379
00:19:21,165 --> 00:19:22,825
I love no.
380
00:19:22,916 --> 00:19:25,836
Hey, what is it about no
you don't understand?
381
00:19:25,919 --> 00:19:28,009
Right? All of it.
382
00:19:28,088 --> 00:19:30,338
What the fuck, Bertie? Chris?
383
00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:32,803
Were you two hooking up
when me and you were together?
384
00:19:32,885 --> 00:19:34,135
What? No, no, no.
385
00:19:34,219 --> 00:19:36,469
Come on. I'm not dumb, okay?
386
00:19:36,555 --> 00:19:38,715
We break up, and then
immediately afterwards you're cool
387
00:19:38,807 --> 00:19:41,097
with just touching his hand
at a party with all my friends?
388
00:19:41,185 --> 00:19:42,595
You're gonna regret this.
389
00:19:43,270 --> 00:19:45,940
There'll come a time where I do something,
like, really important,
390
00:19:46,023 --> 00:19:48,613
and I'm gonna become super famous
or super rich,
391
00:19:48,692 --> 00:19:51,992
or both,
and you're gonna feel so fucking dumb
392
00:19:52,070 --> 00:19:54,360
when you have to tell people
that you broke up with me.
393
00:19:54,448 --> 00:19:56,118
I really hope that's true, Randy.
394
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,280
It'll be true.
395
00:19:57,993 --> 00:19:59,703
-Hey, what's up, guys?
-Hey.
396
00:19:59,786 --> 00:20:01,036
Hey, everything cool?
397
00:20:01,121 --> 00:20:03,371
Yeah, everything's cool with me.
398
00:20:03,457 --> 00:20:05,747
Always has been. Always will be.
399
00:20:05,834 --> 00:20:09,464
It's you guys who are gonna make today
extremely uncomfortable for everybody.
400
00:20:09,546 --> 00:20:13,046
Uh... Randy, you wanna maybe--
We could take a walk,
401
00:20:13,133 --> 00:20:15,513
you know, talk things over or something?
402
00:20:15,594 --> 00:20:18,814
Yeah, take a walk and miss
my two best friends getting married?
403
00:20:18,889 --> 00:20:21,139
No fucking way, buddy. You know what?
404
00:20:21,892 --> 00:20:25,652
You two are the jerks. I'm not the jerk.
You two are.
405
00:20:27,689 --> 00:20:29,269
Oh, shit.
406
00:20:29,942 --> 00:20:32,572
-Hey, question. I'm working on this toast.
-Mm-hmm.
407
00:20:32,653 --> 00:20:35,203
I wanted to run it by you.
We're gonna have time for a toast, right?
408
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:38,490
Definitely. Yeah. If you want time
for a toast, we'll make some time.
409
00:20:38,575 --> 00:20:39,825
Dope. I'm gonna tell a story
410
00:20:39,910 --> 00:20:41,200
about how Mickey showed up
at work that time
411
00:20:41,286 --> 00:20:42,446
when we were doing a table read,
412
00:20:42,537 --> 00:20:45,747
and you guys started arguing outside,
and we were all watching it.
413
00:20:45,832 --> 00:20:47,002
I got this video on my phone.
414
00:20:47,084 --> 00:20:48,794
I might even show you guys
while I'm doing the toast.
415
00:20:48,877 --> 00:20:53,217
-It was hilarious, man.
-Yeah, that's a funny story.
416
00:20:53,298 --> 00:20:55,968
I-- I think you might wanna
skip that one, though.
417
00:20:56,051 --> 00:20:57,761
-All right, that's cut.
-Okay.
418
00:20:57,844 --> 00:21:00,724
Okay. All right. What about
when you were house-sitting,
419
00:21:00,806 --> 00:21:02,596
and I came over,
and you didn't even know I was there.
420
00:21:02,683 --> 00:21:04,433
I was upstairs,
and you guys started arguing.
421
00:21:04,518 --> 00:21:07,098
You guys were going at it, man.
I heard her throw something at you.
422
00:21:07,187 --> 00:21:09,517
I was like,
"Oh, my God. She's gonna kill Gus."
423
00:21:09,606 --> 00:21:11,726
I was so ready to be a witness
at your murder trial.
424
00:21:11,817 --> 00:21:14,697
Actually, I don't even think
we'll have time for a toast,
425
00:21:14,778 --> 00:21:16,108
now that I think about it.
426
00:21:16,196 --> 00:21:17,696
I'm figuring out the time,
and I'm like,
427
00:21:17,781 --> 00:21:20,201
"We're not gonna have time for a toast.
Let's skip the toast."
428
00:21:20,284 --> 00:21:23,084
-Okay. All right.
-No toast, okay?
429
00:21:23,161 --> 00:21:24,291
Thanks, buddy.
430
00:21:25,163 --> 00:21:26,793
-Toast to no toast.
-Yeah.
431
00:21:30,836 --> 00:21:34,876
Man, that guy has not taken
my advice once. Mickey is batshit.
432
00:21:34,965 --> 00:21:37,295
Yeah, everybody's batshit.
433
00:21:38,385 --> 00:21:42,305
Mickey and Gus and Bertie and Chris.
434
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,140
Jury's out on you, Kevin.
435
00:21:46,518 --> 00:21:47,768
Extra large OJ, please.
436
00:21:48,437 --> 00:21:51,057
[Gus] Yeah, I feel good.
It's just, you know...
437
00:21:51,148 --> 00:21:53,398
It's sort of a symphony
of different feelings.
438
00:21:53,483 --> 00:21:56,363
-[Bertie] Yeah, it's a big day.
-[Gus] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally.
439
00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:57,395
[Mickey] Gus?
440
00:21:57,487 --> 00:22:00,447
[Gus] One second. Excuse me.
Pardon me. Pardon me.
441
00:22:02,409 --> 00:22:03,829
All right, beautiful people,
442
00:22:03,910 --> 00:22:05,330
it's time to head down to the beach,
443
00:22:05,412 --> 00:22:07,872
'cause we're gonna try and do this
before the sun goes down.
444
00:22:07,956 --> 00:22:09,326
It's wedding time!
445
00:22:09,416 --> 00:22:11,496
-[all cheering]
-Whoo! [chuckles]
446
00:22:11,585 --> 00:22:13,125
[Randy] Uh, hold on, everyone.
447
00:22:13,211 --> 00:22:15,341
Uh, I just wanna say something first.
448
00:22:15,422 --> 00:22:18,092
No, no, no. Please, no.
Please don't do this now, please.
449
00:22:18,175 --> 00:22:20,135
-Randy, you don't have to... It's okay.
-No.
450
00:22:20,218 --> 00:22:23,968
-Let's just go to do the wedding.
-No, this won't be bad. It will be good.
451
00:22:24,431 --> 00:22:27,681
I just wanna say,
in front of everybody gathered here,
452
00:22:28,518 --> 00:22:32,058
that Bertie was right
in breaking up with me.
453
00:22:33,023 --> 00:22:34,573
-Great.
-Okay, that's nice.
454
00:22:34,649 --> 00:22:36,229
Nice. Thank you, Randy.
455
00:22:36,318 --> 00:22:41,868
You deserve somebody better than me,
and Chris is a lot better than me.
456
00:22:41,990 --> 00:22:43,200
We don't have to dance around it.
457
00:22:44,201 --> 00:22:45,701
He's strong.
458
00:22:45,786 --> 00:22:50,076
He can lift lots of stuff
and doesn't have a beard.
459
00:22:50,457 --> 00:22:54,797
Doesn't live in his car. I mean,
he doesn't even believe in ghosts,
460
00:22:54,878 --> 00:22:56,378
and I'm afraid of ghosts.
461
00:22:57,506 --> 00:23:00,586
I'm not gonna stand
in the way of happiness,
462
00:23:00,675 --> 00:23:04,545
because you deserve
a great guy just like Chris.
463
00:23:05,347 --> 00:23:09,177
Just like Gus deserves
a great girl like Mickey,
464
00:23:09,267 --> 00:23:12,557
and Mickey deserves a great guy like Gus.
465
00:23:18,193 --> 00:23:19,153
Was that it?
466
00:23:19,820 --> 00:23:22,360
That's it. Uh, yeah. Thank you. Thank you.
467
00:23:22,781 --> 00:23:25,161
-That's very sweet, Randy. Thank you.
-Okay.
468
00:23:25,242 --> 00:23:28,082
[Mickey] All right. Ahem.
And on that note,
469
00:23:28,161 --> 00:23:29,371
let's go get married.
470
00:23:29,454 --> 00:23:33,254
Yeah, come on! It's good.
It's all right. Hey.
471
00:23:43,552 --> 00:23:46,722
[Terry] Mickey and Gus have requested
to share their vows.
472
00:23:46,805 --> 00:23:48,095
Who wants to start?
473
00:23:51,017 --> 00:23:53,727
-Ugh, fine. I'll bite the bullet. Okay.
-[Terry and Gus chuckle]
474
00:23:53,812 --> 00:23:56,822
Uh, don't judge, guys.
I wrote these in, like, an hour.
475
00:23:56,898 --> 00:23:58,398
[all chuckle]
476
00:23:58,483 --> 00:24:01,783
"So, Gus, what's up?
477
00:24:01,862 --> 00:24:03,162
[both chuckle]
478
00:24:04,739 --> 00:24:05,989
My Gus-Gus.
479
00:24:08,452 --> 00:24:09,372
[sighs]
480
00:24:09,452 --> 00:24:13,172
From the moment you killed some
gross bugs for me in my bedroom,
481
00:24:14,374 --> 00:24:16,504
-I knew you were the one.
-[man 1] That's my chair!
482
00:24:16,585 --> 00:24:17,585
-We saved these...
-[man 2] Sorry.
483
00:24:17,669 --> 00:24:21,089
-Ever since, I knew I could trust you...
-[man 1] We put shirts on this chair!
484
00:24:21,173 --> 00:24:24,263
-to keep me safe, make me feel loved.
-[man 2] I didn't see them.
485
00:24:24,342 --> 00:24:27,552
-[man 1] Why would I lie about it?
-And I promise to believe in you...
486
00:24:27,637 --> 00:24:28,677
[man 1] You mayor of the beach?
487
00:24:28,763 --> 00:24:29,763
-and support you...
-[man 1] Sit in any chair you want?
488
00:24:29,848 --> 00:24:31,388
[man 2] I didn't see any shirt.
489
00:24:31,475 --> 00:24:34,685
and always be the person
who's unafraid to love more.
490
00:24:35,312 --> 00:24:36,562
-[man 1] You steal my shirt?
-I prom--"
491
00:24:36,646 --> 00:24:38,146
Is that what the fuck's going on? -[woman] Babe, chill.
-[man 2] I've been here three hours.
492
00:24:39,816 --> 00:24:42,436
-Fuck you! We saved these for the sunset.
-Baby.
493
00:24:42,527 --> 00:24:44,027
-[woman] Stop!
-[man 2] Don't touch me!
494
00:24:44,112 --> 00:24:46,242
[man 1] Get out of the chair! Get out!
495
00:24:46,323 --> 00:24:48,373
Should we just, like, wait a minute or...
496
00:24:49,075 --> 00:24:50,905
-Stop! Quit it!
-[man 3] Hey!
497
00:24:50,994 --> 00:24:53,714
-[sighs] God damn it.
-It's okay. It's all right.
498
00:24:53,788 --> 00:24:55,918
-[woman] Stop!
-It's actually kinda funny.
499
00:24:55,999 --> 00:24:58,039
We're gonna wait for these assholes
to work it out.
500
00:24:58,126 --> 00:24:59,786
[woman] Hey! Cut it out! Come on!
501
00:24:59,878 --> 00:25:03,508
-[groaning]
-Babe? Baby? Babe?
502
00:25:03,590 --> 00:25:05,470
Something's not right. Call 911.
503
00:25:05,550 --> 00:25:07,720
Medic, please! Somebody help! Baby?
504
00:25:07,802 --> 00:25:09,262
-[Allan] What's happening?
-I don't know.
505
00:25:09,346 --> 00:25:11,006
-A heart attack or something.
-Okay.
506
00:25:11,097 --> 00:25:14,177
Jesus Christ. He looks half dead.
507
00:25:14,267 --> 00:25:17,187
-Should we take a break or...
-I guess.
508
00:25:17,270 --> 00:25:19,770
Guys, we're gonna take a break.
Like, a ten minute break.
509
00:25:19,856 --> 00:25:21,566
-It'll be fine.
-[Gus] Yeah.
510
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:26,859
Called it. I knew it was a joke.
It's a prank. [laughs]
511
00:25:31,368 --> 00:25:35,958
I don't know. So, what do we do now?
Is that, like, a bad omen?
512
00:25:37,707 --> 00:25:40,627
Definitely not a good vibe for a wedding.
513
00:25:49,803 --> 00:25:50,933
You can say it.
514
00:25:51,012 --> 00:25:53,602
Should we just not do it?
515
00:25:53,682 --> 00:25:56,392
Yes, I was thinking the exact same thing.
516
00:25:56,476 --> 00:25:58,936
I mean, the whole thing felt
just a little... I don't know...
517
00:25:59,521 --> 00:26:02,191
-Rash. It felt fucking rash.
-Yeah.
518
00:26:02,274 --> 00:26:04,824
And we'll just tell them
we're gonna do it another time,
519
00:26:04,901 --> 00:26:07,361
and they will not care
because they all came here to party.
520
00:26:07,445 --> 00:26:09,855
-And they'll get to party. It's fine.
-Yeah.
521
00:26:12,909 --> 00:26:15,579
So, what about us? What do we say we are?
522
00:26:15,662 --> 00:26:19,922
Are we engaged? Or no?
523
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:24,210
No, I don't think engaged,
but I think we're good.
524
00:26:24,296 --> 00:26:26,666
I think we're, like, really good.
525
00:26:27,299 --> 00:26:28,799
Yes, agreed.
526
00:26:29,426 --> 00:26:32,596
I think this is the healthiest,
most mature thing...
527
00:26:33,471 --> 00:26:37,771
you know, for you.
Definitely for me. For us.
528
00:26:37,851 --> 00:26:38,691
Yes.
529
00:26:39,602 --> 00:26:42,192
That's perfect. You're perfect.
530
00:26:42,272 --> 00:26:43,362
You're perfect.
531
00:26:49,237 --> 00:26:50,947
Hey, what's up, you guys?
532
00:26:51,031 --> 00:26:52,701
-Hey.
-Hey.
533
00:26:52,782 --> 00:26:55,332
Good news.
Remember the guy who, like, hit the deck
534
00:26:55,410 --> 00:26:57,040
and then was foaming from the mouth?
535
00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:58,870
Yeah, he was very memorable.
536
00:26:58,955 --> 00:27:02,955
Yeah, well...
He's gonna be okay, not dead.
537
00:27:03,043 --> 00:27:05,213
-Oh, that is good news.
-Good, good.
538
00:27:05,295 --> 00:27:07,255
Hey, listen, everybody, um...
539
00:27:08,631 --> 00:27:14,471
We just felt like the timing
and the energy was off now, so...
540
00:27:14,554 --> 00:27:16,314
we're not getting married today.
541
00:27:16,389 --> 00:27:17,889
-[all] Aw.
-[Allan] Boo.
542
00:27:17,974 --> 00:27:20,104
But, hey, not for any bad reasons.
543
00:27:20,185 --> 00:27:21,975
We're still very much in love.
544
00:27:22,062 --> 00:27:25,322
It's just we wanna, you know,
do the responsible thing.
545
00:27:25,398 --> 00:27:28,688
Yeah, and please, we still want
you guys to stick around
546
00:27:28,777 --> 00:27:30,237
and hang out and party,
547
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:34,990
so let's just call it the
"We're Trying to Grow As People" party.
548
00:27:35,075 --> 00:27:37,865
[all cheer]
549
00:27:43,083 --> 00:27:45,003
♪ You and I ♪
550
00:27:46,878 --> 00:27:48,958
♪ We might be strangers ♪
551
00:27:50,965 --> 00:27:54,425
♪ However close we get sometimes ♪
552
00:27:55,220 --> 00:27:56,550
♪ It's like we never met ♪
553
00:27:58,431 --> 00:28:00,521
♪ But you and I ♪
554
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,190
♪ I think we can take it ♪
555
00:28:05,397 --> 00:28:08,977
We are here today... tonight...
556
00:28:09,067 --> 00:28:13,277
to witness the matrimony of Gus Cruikshank
and Mickey Dobbs...
557
00:28:14,614 --> 00:28:18,414
♪ You and I ♪
558
00:28:18,493 --> 00:28:22,253
♪ You and I ♪
559
00:28:22,330 --> 00:28:24,080
♪ Me and you ♪
560
00:28:25,083 --> 00:28:26,083
[both laughing]
561
00:28:26,167 --> 00:28:28,167
♪ What can we do ♪
562
00:28:30,422 --> 00:28:33,882
♪ Well, the words we use sometimes ♪
563
00:28:34,926 --> 00:28:36,546
♪ Are misconstrued ♪
564
00:28:37,637 --> 00:28:39,717
♪ Well, I won't guess ♪
565
00:28:41,683 --> 00:28:43,563
♪ What's coming next ♪
566
00:28:46,062 --> 00:28:48,112
♪ I can't ever tell ♪
567
00:28:48,189 --> 00:28:53,279
♪ You're the deepest well
I've ever fallen into ♪
568
00:29:01,077 --> 00:29:03,747
♪ Oh, I don't wanna know ♪
569
00:29:05,123 --> 00:29:08,083
♪ Oh, I don't wanna know ♪
570
00:29:09,043 --> 00:29:12,553
♪ Oh, I don't need to know ♪
571
00:29:12,630 --> 00:29:15,220
♪ Everything about you ♪
572
00:29:17,010 --> 00:29:19,680
♪ Oh, I don't wanna know ♪
573
00:29:19,763 --> 00:29:25,353
♪ And you don't need to know ♪
574
00:29:25,435 --> 00:29:29,145
♪ That much about me ♪
575
00:29:32,942 --> 00:29:34,992
♪ You and I ♪
576
00:29:36,529 --> 00:29:38,779
♪ We might be strangers ♪
577
00:29:40,909 --> 00:29:44,369
♪ However close we get sometimes ♪
578
00:29:45,288 --> 00:29:46,658
♪ It's like we never met ♪
579
00:29:48,625 --> 00:29:50,625
♪ But you and I ♪ ♪ I think we can take it ♪