1 00:00:25,337 --> 00:00:30,337 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:38,182 --> 00:00:40,099 What's up, Grandpa? Where you going? 3 00:00:41,435 --> 00:00:43,853 Holy fuck! Who the fuck is that? 4 00:00:43,937 --> 00:00:45,522 - Oh. - Hey, it's me! It's me, it's me. 5 00:00:45,605 --> 00:00:46,940 - What the fuck are you doing here? - It's me. 6 00:00:47,023 --> 00:00:48,692 - What? - You scared the shit out of me. 7 00:00:48,775 --> 00:00:50,569 Sorry, sorry, sorry, all right? Don't freak out. 8 00:00:50,652 --> 00:00:52,111 I can't stand it when you do that! 9 00:00:52,946 --> 00:00:54,989 Hey, so when is your dad's birthday again? 10 00:00:55,073 --> 00:00:56,575 Uh, November 9th. 11 00:00:56,658 --> 00:01:00,162 Cool, cool, okay. Yeah, I got a fun gift idea for him. 12 00:01:01,871 --> 00:01:02,997 What? Which one? 13 00:01:03,081 --> 00:01:06,125 Yeah, I'm gonna get him these, like, Omaha Steaks. 14 00:01:06,210 --> 00:01:08,212 - You know... you know about Omaha Steaks? - Oh. 15 00:01:08,295 --> 00:01:09,379 Um, yeah. 16 00:01:09,463 --> 00:01:11,590 Yeah. Like, they put 'em in a box... 17 00:01:11,673 --> 00:01:13,049 - Mmm-hmm. - ...they send 'em off, 18 00:01:13,132 --> 00:01:15,177 and then you take 'em out of the box and throw 'em on a grill. 19 00:01:15,260 --> 00:01:16,845 I'm gonna send your dad, like, a couple dozen. 20 00:01:16,928 --> 00:01:18,347 - I think he'll like it. - Cool. 21 00:01:18,430 --> 00:01:19,598 - I'll just... - Don't touch my feet. 22 00:01:19,681 --> 00:01:21,516 What? Come on, you know you like that when I touch your feet. 23 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:22,684 - Come on... - Don't touch my feet. 24 00:01:22,767 --> 00:01:24,769 I just think, it'd be good. 25 00:01:24,853 --> 00:01:26,813 I need you back. I need you to take care of me. 26 00:01:26,896 --> 00:01:28,857 And... and I was thinking about us... 27 00:01:28,940 --> 00:01:32,026 and... about my heart and how I feel about you. 28 00:01:32,110 --> 00:01:34,904 Come on, I know you. And I love you and you're so hot. 29 00:01:34,988 --> 00:01:37,115 And I just... I need you, Mama. 30 00:01:37,198 --> 00:01:40,118 Fine. Just shut the fuck up! I'll fuck you, but then you have to go. 31 00:01:40,201 --> 00:01:42,078 - You're not sleeping here tonight. - Yeah, that's cool. 32 00:01:43,330 --> 00:01:44,956 I was looking at this website... 33 00:01:45,039 --> 00:01:47,834 - Mmm-hmm. - ...and I found this rug. 34 00:01:47,917 --> 00:01:49,628 I thought it would look really good in your living room. 35 00:01:49,711 --> 00:01:51,255 Oh, yeah. 36 00:01:51,338 --> 00:01:53,965 Yeah, I like that orange one. It's nice. 37 00:01:54,048 --> 00:01:55,592 I was thinking the blue one. 38 00:01:56,510 --> 00:01:57,802 Sure. Blue works, too. 39 00:01:57,886 --> 00:01:59,679 Yeah, I mean, either/or... 40 00:01:59,763 --> 00:02:01,765 Orange or blue, whatever one you're standing on, 41 00:02:01,848 --> 00:02:03,141 it's gonna look good. 42 00:02:03,225 --> 00:02:05,184 - Oh. - Huh? Huh? 43 00:02:08,980 --> 00:02:12,276 I was thinking about that, um... you know the blue rug. 44 00:02:12,359 --> 00:02:13,443 Uh-huh. 45 00:02:14,694 --> 00:02:17,155 Maybe we don't get it, like, for my place, but... 46 00:02:18,323 --> 00:02:20,325 Like, what if we got it for, like, our place? 47 00:02:20,409 --> 00:02:22,076 You wanna move in together? 48 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:24,246 - Yeah. - Yeah. 49 00:02:24,329 --> 00:02:25,955 - I mean, do you? Do you... - Yeah. 50 00:02:26,039 --> 00:02:27,416 - You wanna move in? - Yeah. 51 00:02:27,499 --> 00:02:29,251 Let's move in together. 52 00:02:30,669 --> 00:02:33,046 - Yes! - I am God's warrior! 53 00:02:33,129 --> 00:02:35,257 Yes, you are! Yes, you are! 54 00:02:36,550 --> 00:02:39,886 I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. 55 00:02:39,969 --> 00:02:43,014 I'm comin'. I'm comin'. 56 00:03:11,543 --> 00:03:12,669 Do you remember that little... 57 00:03:12,752 --> 00:03:15,046 The travel-size Connect Four? Do you remember that game? 58 00:03:15,129 --> 00:03:16,340 What? Why? 59 00:03:16,423 --> 00:03:18,633 I just wanna... I wanna play a game from my youth, you know? 60 00:03:18,717 --> 00:03:21,428 Nobody has the attention span anymore to just sit and play a game. 61 00:03:21,511 --> 00:03:23,054 What about Operation? Remember Operation? 62 00:03:23,137 --> 00:03:24,305 Ah, shit. 63 00:03:24,389 --> 00:03:25,807 Why can't we just sit anymore? 64 00:03:25,890 --> 00:03:27,308 Maybe that's 'cause you're coked up. 65 00:03:27,392 --> 00:03:29,478 That's not it, all right? Okay, let's... 66 00:03:29,561 --> 00:03:31,396 Nobody can just sit and read a book anymore. 67 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:34,107 Nobody just sits and reads a book... All right, you know what? We'll... 68 00:03:34,190 --> 00:03:36,651 Let's both read books, and we'll see who gets distracted first. 69 00:03:36,735 --> 00:03:38,320 We'll see... we'll see who's gonna do that. 70 00:03:38,403 --> 00:03:40,029 I'm not gonna read with you, Eric. 71 00:03:40,113 --> 00:03:41,239 All right, this is what we'll do. 72 00:03:41,323 --> 00:03:43,199 I'm gonna read Crime and Punishment, all right? 73 00:03:43,282 --> 00:03:45,284 And you'll read Cujo, all right? That's what we'll do. 74 00:03:45,369 --> 00:03:47,954 And we'll see who can read the most pages without getting distracted. 75 00:03:48,037 --> 00:03:49,998 Ready to do that? Let's do that, okay? 76 00:03:50,081 --> 00:03:54,503 Cocaine, no cocaine, my attention will not be challenged. 77 00:03:54,586 --> 00:03:56,713 You got a real drug problem, Eric. 78 00:03:57,922 --> 00:03:59,007 What's that? 79 00:03:59,090 --> 00:04:02,176 Well, these are the drugs I have to take to deal with you. 80 00:04:02,260 --> 00:04:04,095 All right, ready? No distractions, all right? 81 00:04:04,178 --> 00:04:06,014 Just read. No distractions. No. 82 00:04:06,097 --> 00:04:08,224 We just get right into it. We just get... 83 00:04:10,309 --> 00:04:12,854 Just right into it. We're just gonna get right into it, all right? 84 00:04:14,188 --> 00:04:16,358 - Ow! Ow, God. - Ow! 85 00:04:16,441 --> 00:04:19,027 - Fuck... ow. - Didn't know your knee was there. 86 00:04:19,110 --> 00:04:20,945 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm okay. 87 00:04:21,029 --> 00:04:22,030 Okay. 88 00:04:24,032 --> 00:04:26,493 Hey, I love you. Okay? 89 00:04:26,576 --> 00:04:27,661 Mmm-hmm. 90 00:04:27,744 --> 00:04:28,912 What's the matter? What's wrong? 91 00:04:28,995 --> 00:04:31,205 You say "I love you" too much. 92 00:04:33,124 --> 00:04:34,751 - Do I? - Yeah. 93 00:04:35,835 --> 00:04:40,549 Okay. Well, I'm, like, so sorry to be affectionate to you. 94 00:04:40,632 --> 00:04:42,967 - I guess that's... - No, it's not affection, it's pressure. 95 00:04:43,051 --> 00:04:45,845 Because then if I don't say it back then it becomes a thing. 96 00:04:45,929 --> 00:04:47,305 Well, why wouldn't you say it back? 97 00:04:47,389 --> 00:04:49,474 I mean, if it's true you would say it, right? 98 00:04:49,558 --> 00:04:50,725 'Cause I, like, I love you. 99 00:04:50,809 --> 00:04:52,226 Oh, my God, please stop saying that. 100 00:04:52,310 --> 00:04:54,396 - Okay, well, I do. I love you... - Okay, stop it! 101 00:04:54,479 --> 00:04:55,480 - I love you. - Stop it. 102 00:04:55,564 --> 00:04:57,190 - What is the fucking problem? - Gus, please shut up! 103 00:04:57,273 --> 00:04:59,401 I love you. God damn it! What is the matter? 104 00:04:59,484 --> 00:05:01,152 What? Just fucking say it. 105 00:05:01,235 --> 00:05:04,823 I fucked another guy! 106 00:05:04,906 --> 00:05:07,909 Well, you know, just so you know, like... 107 00:05:07,992 --> 00:05:11,245 because we're broken up, that means, like, we're not talking anymore, you know? 108 00:05:11,329 --> 00:05:14,373 So you can, like, text, and you can call and, like, email me, 109 00:05:14,458 --> 00:05:16,751 but I'm not, like, gonna reply, okay? 110 00:05:16,835 --> 00:05:19,796 - So, like, once you're out, you're out. - So we're never gonna talk again? 111 00:05:19,879 --> 00:05:23,007 No, because you fucked another guy, okay? 112 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,635 I can't imagine that... 113 00:05:25,719 --> 00:05:28,472 that you're just gonna be around and you're not gonna be in my life. 114 00:05:28,555 --> 00:05:30,474 I mean, like... 115 00:05:30,557 --> 00:05:32,350 obviously, we're still gonna be friends, okay? 116 00:05:32,434 --> 00:05:33,727 - No! - What the fuck? 117 00:05:33,810 --> 00:05:36,104 This is what I'm fucking talking about! 118 00:05:36,187 --> 00:05:37,230 Well, what am I? 119 00:05:37,313 --> 00:05:38,607 Am I too nice? Am I too mean? 120 00:05:38,690 --> 00:05:40,149 Yes, you're too fucking... You're not nice! 121 00:05:40,233 --> 00:05:43,361 You're... you're fucking fake nice, which is worse than being mean! 122 00:05:43,444 --> 00:05:45,697 You know, it's over. I get that. 123 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:48,116 It's fucking over and it's done. 124 00:05:48,199 --> 00:05:50,952 I just want you to be true to yourself. 125 00:05:51,035 --> 00:05:53,079 Okay, being true to myself? 126 00:05:53,162 --> 00:05:55,414 - Yeah. - I want you to fucking die. 127 00:05:55,499 --> 00:05:58,585 Okay? I want you to fucking get a disease and die, 128 00:05:58,668 --> 00:06:00,712 or fucking get in a car accident and die. 129 00:06:00,795 --> 00:06:04,007 That's what I want, I want you to fucking die. 130 00:06:05,925 --> 00:06:07,636 It's over. 131 00:06:14,267 --> 00:06:15,852 Oh, shit. 132 00:06:15,935 --> 00:06:18,229 - What? What's wrong? - We just gotta go quicker. 133 00:06:18,312 --> 00:06:20,023 Why? What the fuck? 134 00:06:20,106 --> 00:06:21,691 - My mom's here. - What the fuck? 135 00:06:21,775 --> 00:06:23,610 - Why is your mom here? - Oh, just go quicker. 136 00:06:23,693 --> 00:06:25,737 - Come with me, come with me. - No, I can't. I can't just do that. 137 00:06:25,820 --> 00:06:27,989 You're like... 138 00:06:30,283 --> 00:06:33,494 What the fuck, dude? That's really lame. 139 00:06:33,578 --> 00:06:34,788 Oh. Well, I just... 140 00:06:34,871 --> 00:06:37,040 I got stuff to do today, you know? Gettin' it together. 141 00:06:37,123 --> 00:06:38,958 You're really going right now? 142 00:06:39,042 --> 00:06:41,795 What? Yeah. Yeah, she's taking me to buy pants and I totally forgot. 143 00:06:41,878 --> 00:06:42,879 What the fuck? 144 00:06:42,962 --> 00:06:45,048 - You can't but your own pants? - She offered. 145 00:06:45,131 --> 00:06:47,592 It's not cute that you live with your parents, Eric. 146 00:06:47,676 --> 00:06:50,469 You tell people it's some sort of life hack, but it's just sad. 147 00:06:50,554 --> 00:06:52,263 It's sad to want new pants? 148 00:06:52,346 --> 00:06:54,599 All right, I'm sorry, I'm a human being, all right? 149 00:06:54,683 --> 00:06:56,309 Eventually, I'm gonna need pants. 150 00:06:56,392 --> 00:06:59,353 Wait, you're going? You're actually going? Eric! 151 00:06:59,437 --> 00:07:01,940 I don't even know why it's something you get pissed off about. 152 00:07:02,023 --> 00:07:04,483 - I need new pants. What's wrong with you? - Eric, fucking, you wait! 153 00:07:04,568 --> 00:07:06,277 Don't get in that car. You were just fucking me... 154 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:07,737 Good morning, Mickey. 155 00:07:07,821 --> 00:07:08,947 Hi, Mrs. Todd. 156 00:07:09,030 --> 00:07:11,533 Hey, me and Eric are going to that new mall in Topanga. 157 00:07:11,616 --> 00:07:13,535 Don't get in the fucking car, dude. 158 00:07:13,618 --> 00:07:16,287 I'm so tired of you acting like a fucking child. 159 00:07:16,370 --> 00:07:19,791 If you get in that car with your mom, then you're a fucking loser. 160 00:07:19,874 --> 00:07:21,500 Snore, snore, snore. 161 00:07:21,585 --> 00:07:24,337 You're putting me to sleep, Ma. You're boring me to death right now, okay? 162 00:07:24,420 --> 00:07:27,465 You think I'm a fucking child? You think I'm a fucking loser? 163 00:07:27,549 --> 00:07:29,801 Well, bullshit, all right? You're just as fucked up as me. 164 00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:31,761 The difference is I have the balls to admit it. 165 00:07:31,845 --> 00:07:33,137 Ma, let's go! 166 00:07:33,221 --> 00:07:34,931 Eric, honey. Honey... 167 00:07:35,014 --> 00:07:36,766 why don't you invite your friend Mickey 168 00:07:36,850 --> 00:07:39,227 and we will go and get the slacks at the mall together? 169 00:07:39,310 --> 00:07:42,021 He's not my friend. His cum is still inside of me. 170 00:07:42,105 --> 00:07:43,481 Eric, it's over! 171 00:07:43,565 --> 00:07:46,150 Who even talks to somebody's mother like that? 172 00:08:27,441 --> 00:08:28,693 I'm open. 173 00:08:29,611 --> 00:08:30,820 Got you. 174 00:08:30,904 --> 00:08:33,948 Retaining a harem of over 100 females 175 00:08:34,032 --> 00:08:36,284 will require him to fight many challengers... 176 00:08:37,619 --> 00:08:38,662 Hey, um... a little help? 177 00:08:38,745 --> 00:08:40,789 Elephant seal pups in such a hostile environment 178 00:08:40,872 --> 00:08:43,416 can sometimes get caught in the middle of these riots, 179 00:08:43,499 --> 00:08:45,043 putting them in harm's way. 180 00:08:47,420 --> 00:08:50,381 - Oh... Hey. - Hey, sorry about that, man. 181 00:08:50,464 --> 00:08:52,676 Oh, sorry? 182 00:08:52,759 --> 00:08:55,511 Who cares, guys? It's fine. 183 00:08:55,594 --> 00:08:56,680 Have fun, you know? 184 00:08:56,763 --> 00:08:59,015 Here you go. Oop, sorry. 185 00:08:59,974 --> 00:09:01,017 Cool. 186 00:09:01,100 --> 00:09:03,269 So you guys are up... early, huh? 187 00:09:03,352 --> 00:09:04,478 You on spring break or... 188 00:09:04,562 --> 00:09:07,398 - Oh, this is study abroad. - In Los Angeles, huh? 189 00:09:07,481 --> 00:09:09,483 The college, they put us up at the Springwood for a semester. 190 00:09:09,567 --> 00:09:13,947 Yeah, since this shithole is basically, like, one step up from a dorm room. 191 00:09:14,030 --> 00:09:15,824 Yeah, I'm gonna miss all the drug dealers 192 00:09:15,907 --> 00:09:18,367 and child actors and the sad divorced guys. 193 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:24,498 Well, I'll let you get back to your Fris-ing. 194 00:09:24,582 --> 00:09:27,251 Well, hey, man, we're having a kickback tonight by the pool. 195 00:09:27,335 --> 00:09:28,336 You should drop by. 196 00:09:28,419 --> 00:09:31,756 Yeah. Yeah, maybe. We'll see, we'll see. 197 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:34,300 So that's the bathroom, we have to share it. 198 00:09:34,383 --> 00:09:36,886 - Oh, okay. - My mom gave me that stupid thing. 199 00:09:36,970 --> 00:09:40,056 - It's nice. Uh-huh. - Um, that's the kitchen. 200 00:09:40,139 --> 00:09:42,058 - Do you cook? - Uh, a little here and there. 201 00:09:42,141 --> 00:09:43,434 - Baking... - Huh? 202 00:09:43,517 --> 00:09:46,354 You never really hear about an Australian style of cuisine. 203 00:09:46,437 --> 00:09:47,521 No, there isn't any. 204 00:09:47,605 --> 00:09:49,190 Hmm. No, bad, bad. 205 00:09:49,273 --> 00:09:51,525 - Aw. Who's the kitty? - Ugh, sorry about that. 206 00:09:51,609 --> 00:09:53,361 Oh, God. Are you allergic to cats? 207 00:09:53,444 --> 00:09:55,071 No, no, no, I love cats. What's his name? 208 00:09:55,154 --> 00:09:56,322 His name's Grandpa. 209 00:09:56,405 --> 00:09:59,242 I named him that 'cause he's a reincarnation of my grandpa. 210 00:09:59,325 --> 00:10:02,036 - Cute. - So what do you think? 211 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:04,538 Of your, uh... Oh, here? 212 00:10:04,622 --> 00:10:08,126 Yeah. It's good, I like it. 213 00:10:08,209 --> 00:10:09,668 So you wanna move in? 214 00:10:09,753 --> 00:10:11,838 Um... oh, really? 215 00:10:11,921 --> 00:10:14,090 Yeah, I mean, you don't seem crazy 216 00:10:14,173 --> 00:10:17,593 and I don't feel like meeting with a ton of people. So? 217 00:10:17,676 --> 00:10:18,845 Wow, okay. Great. 218 00:10:18,928 --> 00:10:21,014 Great. I'll text that other girl and tell her to not to come over. 219 00:10:21,097 --> 00:10:22,431 You snooze, you lose. 220 00:10:22,515 --> 00:10:25,393 Cool. So were you, like, living with another roommate, or... 221 00:10:25,476 --> 00:10:27,729 I mean, my boyfriend kind of lived here with me. 222 00:10:27,812 --> 00:10:29,688 It was sort of on and off. He'd come and go. 223 00:10:29,773 --> 00:10:31,524 He'd mainly live with his parents, but... 224 00:10:31,607 --> 00:10:33,777 then we broke up, so whatever. 225 00:10:33,860 --> 00:10:35,820 Oh, um, I'm so sorry. 226 00:10:35,904 --> 00:10:39,032 Don't be. I'm so glad we broke up... 227 00:10:39,115 --> 00:10:41,367 I just don't really wanna live alone, you know? 228 00:10:41,450 --> 00:10:43,661 Well, that's perfect. We can hang out. 229 00:10:43,745 --> 00:10:45,163 And we will. 230 00:10:45,246 --> 00:10:49,083 I just wanna really clearly establish the roommate boundaries initially. 231 00:10:49,167 --> 00:10:50,794 Yeah. Yeah. 232 00:10:50,877 --> 00:10:53,129 That actually sounds like we've got a lot in common. 233 00:10:55,423 --> 00:10:57,591 Well... 234 00:10:57,675 --> 00:10:59,969 get out of my space! 235 00:11:00,053 --> 00:11:01,763 This is gonna be fun. 236 00:11:33,627 --> 00:11:36,714 But, Mother, why is the wolf following me? 237 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:39,092 Do not fear him. He is your protector. 238 00:11:39,175 --> 00:11:42,136 Now that you're becoming a woman, your powers are growing. 239 00:11:42,220 --> 00:11:45,056 My powers? Am I becoming a witch? 240 00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:46,307 We will know soon enough. 241 00:11:46,390 --> 00:11:48,476 When your body aligns with the lunar cycle. 242 00:11:48,559 --> 00:11:50,269 Now, command the wolf. 243 00:11:50,353 --> 00:11:53,314 Sabien, submit. 244 00:11:59,112 --> 00:12:00,696 He's not even looking at me. 245 00:12:00,779 --> 00:12:01,948 Uh, cut! 246 00:12:02,031 --> 00:12:04,617 All right, let's get the wolf to sit. How about that? What's the problem? 247 00:12:04,700 --> 00:12:08,662 Arya, you have to make your hand a fist or the wolf won't sit. 248 00:12:08,746 --> 00:12:09,788 I was. 249 00:12:09,873 --> 00:12:11,790 No, actually, you were just holding your hand up. 250 00:12:11,875 --> 00:12:13,042 Are you blind or something? 251 00:12:13,126 --> 00:12:15,962 I was doing exactly what you said to. The dog's just stupid. 252 00:12:16,045 --> 00:12:18,631 God, just check the playback, I was doing it. 253 00:12:18,714 --> 00:12:20,466 Arya, superstar, what up? 254 00:12:20,549 --> 00:12:21,885 I'm so tired! 255 00:12:24,095 --> 00:12:25,679 - Evan. - Hey, what's up, man? 256 00:12:25,763 --> 00:12:27,598 Hey, man. What's going on? 257 00:12:27,681 --> 00:12:29,808 Not much. What do you need? 258 00:12:29,893 --> 00:12:32,061 - Tutor time. - Seriously? You're doing this now? 259 00:12:32,145 --> 00:12:34,981 Dude, have you been paying attention? We lose the wolf in half an hour. 260 00:12:35,064 --> 00:12:37,025 No, I get it. I just... you know... 261 00:12:37,108 --> 00:12:39,027 Arya needs her three hours of class... 262 00:12:39,110 --> 00:12:40,236 - every day. - Right. 263 00:12:40,319 --> 00:12:43,156 I'm dealing with a child actor and a live animal here. 264 00:12:43,239 --> 00:12:44,698 I... I just need you to be a team player. 265 00:12:44,782 --> 00:12:46,492 I know. But I feel like it's always 266 00:12:46,575 --> 00:12:48,995 animals that are coming in and push, you know... 267 00:12:49,078 --> 00:12:50,371 One day it's snakes, the next day it's... 268 00:12:50,454 --> 00:12:52,665 Dude, have you ever worked on a supernatural period piece before? 269 00:12:52,748 --> 00:12:56,169 Come on, man. Everyday there's a serpent or there's a mule. 270 00:12:56,252 --> 00:12:57,921 I'm looking out for Arya here, okay? 271 00:12:58,004 --> 00:13:01,132 I don't know what to tell you, man. They're witches, they deal with animals. 272 00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:03,884 Evan, she needs three hours of class every day, okay? 273 00:13:03,968 --> 00:13:04,969 So we're doing this. 274 00:13:05,053 --> 00:13:06,971 Seriously? That's the tone you're gonna take? 275 00:13:07,055 --> 00:13:08,889 Yeah, come on, man. It's the law. 276 00:13:08,973 --> 00:13:10,391 - It's called working... - What's going on? 277 00:13:10,474 --> 00:13:12,851 - Is there an issue? - Susan, hey. 278 00:13:12,936 --> 00:13:14,562 Uh, no issues. 279 00:13:14,645 --> 00:13:16,022 Lovin' the scene, it's so good. 280 00:13:16,105 --> 00:13:18,066 Guys, this wolf is almost out the door. 281 00:13:18,149 --> 00:13:19,442 - Can we handle this some other time? - Yes. 282 00:13:19,525 --> 00:13:20,609 Right, but it's just... 283 00:13:20,693 --> 00:13:21,735 If Arya's not in class 284 00:13:21,819 --> 00:13:23,529 and somebody reports this, we could lose our jobs and... 285 00:13:23,612 --> 00:13:25,156 Dude, you are the only one that cares about... 286 00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:26,365 But we could. We could lose our jobs! 287 00:13:26,449 --> 00:13:28,534 Hey, hey, hey. Why are we going crazy here? 288 00:13:28,617 --> 00:13:30,619 Gus, listen. 289 00:13:31,412 --> 00:13:33,331 I respect your passion and commitment here. 290 00:13:33,414 --> 00:13:35,208 - Thank you. Thank you. - You know? 291 00:13:35,291 --> 00:13:36,792 Yeah, and, you know, and if the wolf goes away 292 00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:38,877 before we get this shot, you know, that's... that's fine. 293 00:13:38,962 --> 00:13:40,504 You know, we'll... we'll work it out. 294 00:13:40,588 --> 00:13:42,715 That means so much. I appreciate that. Thank you. 295 00:13:42,798 --> 00:13:44,592 What would that mean, Evan? 296 00:13:44,675 --> 00:13:46,719 I'm guessing we just have to come in on Saturday to finish? 297 00:13:46,802 --> 00:13:47,803 Uh-huh. Yeah. 298 00:13:47,886 --> 00:13:49,388 Yeah, just come in over the weekend. 299 00:13:49,472 --> 00:13:50,473 - Yep. Mmm-hmm. - Mmm. 300 00:13:50,556 --> 00:13:52,475 The crew will probably not like that much. 301 00:13:52,558 --> 00:13:54,143 Oh, they're gonna be pissed. 302 00:13:54,227 --> 00:13:55,478 I mean, I guess you don't give a fuck about 303 00:13:55,561 --> 00:13:57,771 people spending time with their kids. Oh, wait, you don't have kids. 304 00:13:57,855 --> 00:13:58,939 - That's for sure. - Uh... 305 00:13:59,023 --> 00:14:02,026 I feel like we're wasting time by arguing about it, so... 306 00:14:02,110 --> 00:14:03,402 Let's just do it. 307 00:14:03,486 --> 00:14:05,238 - Really? Excellent. - We'll do it. Mmm-hmm. 308 00:14:05,321 --> 00:14:06,322 You're my soldier. 309 00:14:06,405 --> 00:14:08,616 All right, we got another take, everybody. Second take. 310 00:14:08,699 --> 00:14:11,160 Uh, why does everyone else get a CGI wolf? 311 00:14:11,244 --> 00:14:12,786 Why the fuck do we have a real wolf here? 312 00:14:12,870 --> 00:14:15,373 Arya, hey. False alarm. 313 00:14:15,456 --> 00:14:18,376 It's gonna be about 50 more minutes. And then, we'll take it to class. 314 00:14:18,459 --> 00:14:19,710 I can't. I need a nap. 315 00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:21,504 Nope. No naps today. 316 00:14:22,338 --> 00:14:24,632 - I've been here since 6:00. - I know that. 317 00:14:24,715 --> 00:14:26,300 But how you gonna count all that money you got if, 318 00:14:26,384 --> 00:14:28,052 uh, you don't know math, right? 319 00:14:28,136 --> 00:14:31,014 Um, Jeff, the accountant? 320 00:14:31,097 --> 00:14:32,348 Right, Jeff. 321 00:14:32,431 --> 00:14:35,018 He's an Orthodox Jew, I think he knows what he's doing. 322 00:14:35,101 --> 00:14:36,310 Oh. 323 00:14:45,987 --> 00:14:49,573 Our next caller is Jason from Chicago. 324 00:14:49,657 --> 00:14:52,618 Jason, how we doin'? How's our day going? 325 00:14:52,701 --> 00:14:54,328 Well, my mom passed away. 326 00:14:54,412 --> 00:14:56,289 Oh. My condolences. 327 00:14:56,372 --> 00:14:58,791 I have to say, I'm not too torn up about it, 328 00:14:58,874 --> 00:15:01,502 and actually, that's what's kind of got me upset. 329 00:15:01,585 --> 00:15:03,462 The fact that I'm not upset. 330 00:15:03,546 --> 00:15:05,589 We can't control how we feel. 331 00:15:05,673 --> 00:15:08,134 And sometimes... 332 00:15:08,217 --> 00:15:11,845 these archetypical people in our lives, they hurt us. 333 00:15:11,929 --> 00:15:14,973 And they don't fulfill the archetype. 334 00:15:15,058 --> 00:15:17,185 What... what's an archetype? 335 00:15:17,268 --> 00:15:19,228 An archetype is a... 336 00:15:19,312 --> 00:15:22,023 Well, I don't really have the exact definition. 337 00:15:22,106 --> 00:15:25,318 I do know what it means, obviously, because I just used it. Um... 338 00:15:27,153 --> 00:15:29,113 Well, thank you so much for calling. 339 00:15:29,197 --> 00:15:30,323 I am Dr. Greg Coulter 340 00:15:30,406 --> 00:15:33,617 and you are listening to the Love and Living Channel 341 00:15:33,701 --> 00:15:35,661 on Gravity Satellite Radio. 342 00:15:35,744 --> 00:15:38,372 You listen, we hear. 343 00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:41,667 Great. Great show, Greg. 344 00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:43,044 Oh, thanks so much, Rob. 345 00:15:43,127 --> 00:15:44,628 - I really appreciate it. - So good. 346 00:15:44,712 --> 00:15:46,422 - Good morning, Mickey. - Hey, you said you wanted to talk? 347 00:15:46,505 --> 00:15:47,506 Yeah. 348 00:15:47,590 --> 00:15:50,468 We need to fire Rob. Rob's gotta go. Does that make me evil? 349 00:15:50,551 --> 00:15:52,636 No! Please. This is a business. 350 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:54,513 You know what? 351 00:15:54,597 --> 00:15:56,390 Can you fire him for me... huh? 352 00:15:56,474 --> 00:15:58,601 Or do program managers not do that? 353 00:15:58,684 --> 00:16:00,519 What? I mean, okay, you know what? I'll do it. 354 00:16:00,603 --> 00:16:02,105 If you do it, Rob will think I'm a coward. 355 00:16:02,188 --> 00:16:03,689 Yeah, I think that's probably the right move. 356 00:16:03,772 --> 00:16:05,233 No, wait, you know what? You do it. 357 00:16:05,316 --> 00:16:06,775 I'm sorry, I'll stop being annoying. 358 00:16:07,776 --> 00:16:09,820 So what's the problem? What did he do? 359 00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:13,324 Look... Rob does a great job... 360 00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:15,243 but the guy creeps me out. 361 00:16:15,326 --> 00:16:17,495 He's got this look in his eyes. You ever meet a person 362 00:16:17,578 --> 00:16:19,330 and they smile, and you feel like they're screaming at you? 363 00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:20,664 What? Rob? 364 00:16:20,748 --> 00:16:22,708 Rob's like the nicest guy in the whole world. 365 00:16:22,791 --> 00:16:24,293 He's nicer than both of us. 366 00:16:24,377 --> 00:16:28,714 Well, he's just got this bad energy, this aura around him. 367 00:16:28,797 --> 00:16:31,175 Has he ever done anything to you? 368 00:16:31,259 --> 00:16:33,136 He asked me do I like him. 369 00:16:34,887 --> 00:16:38,099 That's weird, right? That's not a thing you ask anybody. 370 00:16:38,182 --> 00:16:40,934 Let alone in a workplace. 371 00:16:41,018 --> 00:16:45,398 Look... I would fire him but I can't take that on right now. 372 00:16:45,481 --> 00:16:47,816 This might be a difficult thing for you to understand 373 00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:49,818 but I am very vulnerable in this job. 374 00:16:49,902 --> 00:16:51,154 I have to be. 375 00:16:51,237 --> 00:16:53,739 I make myself vulnerable to the world. 376 00:16:53,822 --> 00:16:56,617 I can't be vulnerable around somebody like Rob. 377 00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:57,743 So he's gotta go. 378 00:16:57,826 --> 00:17:00,579 Fine, I'll do it just to end this conversation. 379 00:17:01,164 --> 00:17:02,706 I'm a pussy, aren't I? 380 00:17:02,790 --> 00:17:04,041 I'm sorry, I'm disgusting. 381 00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:06,460 Okay, you know what? I'll do it. 382 00:17:06,544 --> 00:17:08,379 - Thank you. - Oh, question. 383 00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:11,840 What is a good band to work out to? Something new. 384 00:17:11,924 --> 00:17:14,051 I don't know. The Monkees? 385 00:17:14,135 --> 00:17:15,844 That's great. 386 00:17:15,928 --> 00:17:17,888 Thanks, you're the best. You know what? 387 00:17:17,971 --> 00:17:19,182 You fire Rob. 388 00:17:21,225 --> 00:17:23,477 So how was the move out of the Springwood? 389 00:17:23,561 --> 00:17:27,523 Uh, you know, it's funny it didn't end up actually happening. 390 00:17:27,606 --> 00:17:29,567 He finally realizes that the Springwood rules. 391 00:17:29,650 --> 00:17:31,444 You love it there, right? 392 00:17:32,695 --> 00:17:35,823 No. I mean... not exactly. 393 00:17:35,906 --> 00:17:37,200 You can live anywhere in LA! 394 00:17:37,283 --> 00:17:38,784 Okay, like, where? 395 00:17:38,867 --> 00:17:40,536 I mean... I've been looking, but it's just... 396 00:17:40,619 --> 00:17:43,080 I'm having a hard time finding a place I like. 397 00:17:43,164 --> 00:17:44,957 You can move near me. The Eastside. 398 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:48,169 I don't know. It's just a little too cool. And now... 399 00:17:48,252 --> 00:17:51,339 I'd be like the Beverly Hills guy with, like, a white Corvette. 400 00:17:53,716 --> 00:17:55,593 I mean, is that what we're doing? 401 00:17:55,676 --> 00:17:58,471 We're just playing what we'd wanna be? 402 00:17:58,554 --> 00:18:01,307 I don't think it's, like, what I want to be. It's, like, who I am. 403 00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:02,683 Like, who am I? 404 00:18:02,766 --> 00:18:04,977 I mean, like, where do guys like me live, you know? 405 00:18:05,060 --> 00:18:08,314 Where do the, like, repressed hostile nerds 406 00:18:08,397 --> 00:18:12,526 whose girlfriend's accuse them of being "fake nice" live? 407 00:18:12,610 --> 00:18:14,570 - Santa Monica? - No. 408 00:18:14,653 --> 00:18:16,947 As long as I stay in the Springwood, you know... 409 00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:21,076 maybe I get a text from Natalie saying, "Let's try it again." 410 00:18:21,159 --> 00:18:24,121 And I can just bop out of the Springwood back to another place 411 00:18:24,205 --> 00:18:28,166 instead of like, bop Springwood, bop new place, bop Natalie. 412 00:18:28,251 --> 00:18:29,502 It's crazy, right? 413 00:18:29,585 --> 00:18:32,713 Please don't tell me you think you and Natalie are gonna get back together. 414 00:18:32,796 --> 00:18:35,466 - 'Cause that's never gonna happen. - Yeah. 415 00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:38,176 You're saying it... like, it's over? 416 00:18:38,261 --> 00:18:40,304 She cheated on you. Why would you wanna be with her? 417 00:18:40,388 --> 00:18:42,014 Gus, she sucked, man. 418 00:18:42,097 --> 00:18:44,725 Fuck Natalie. And fuck the Springwood. 419 00:18:44,808 --> 00:18:46,101 I think you'll find someone better. 420 00:18:46,184 --> 00:18:48,186 You know, I know you'll find someone better 421 00:18:48,271 --> 00:18:50,231 and if you have trouble, I can set you up. 422 00:18:50,314 --> 00:18:51,649 She wasn't right for you, dude. 423 00:18:51,732 --> 00:18:52,983 I think I gotta go. 424 00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:55,569 Gus. Wait. We gotta... 425 00:18:56,487 --> 00:18:57,696 We gotta pay. 426 00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:03,869 Otis, put the dirt down now! 427 00:19:03,952 --> 00:19:05,078 I suppose it's better than Heather's kid. 428 00:19:05,162 --> 00:19:06,414 She eats dog shit. 429 00:19:06,497 --> 00:19:08,291 I'm serious. 430 00:19:09,958 --> 00:19:12,461 Oh, my God, this day is dragging. 431 00:19:13,462 --> 00:19:15,423 You know what my favorite part of the day is? 432 00:19:15,506 --> 00:19:17,215 Taking my Ambien. 433 00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:19,092 - Really? - Yeah. 434 00:19:19,176 --> 00:19:21,219 There's this moment right after it kicks in, 435 00:19:21,304 --> 00:19:24,682 and I'm still awake and everything is perfect. 436 00:19:24,765 --> 00:19:27,310 Seriously, I look forward to 9:30 every day. 437 00:19:27,393 --> 00:19:29,270 I don't like that shit. 438 00:19:29,353 --> 00:19:31,480 I always wake up having made spaghetti. 439 00:19:31,564 --> 00:19:34,650 Spaghetti is the best. What's wrong with that? 440 00:19:34,733 --> 00:19:35,859 You want some Ambien? 441 00:19:35,943 --> 00:19:37,278 No, thanks. 442 00:19:37,361 --> 00:19:38,696 Are you sober? 443 00:19:38,779 --> 00:19:39,905 Kinda. 444 00:19:40,739 --> 00:19:41,907 I get it. 445 00:19:43,451 --> 00:19:45,453 Fuck it! Give me some Ambien. 446 00:19:45,536 --> 00:19:47,580 Give me a whole handful. 447 00:19:47,663 --> 00:19:49,790 All right. 448 00:19:53,502 --> 00:19:55,754 I'm sure you have your own methods... 449 00:19:55,838 --> 00:19:57,590 but I turn off all electronic devices. 450 00:19:57,673 --> 00:20:00,468 The last time I took an Ambien, I emailed my high school principal 451 00:20:00,551 --> 00:20:02,678 to tell him what a great job he had done. 452 00:20:02,761 --> 00:20:05,598 That's why you're my favorite neighbor. 453 00:20:06,974 --> 00:20:09,142 Otis, enough with the dirt. 454 00:20:09,226 --> 00:20:11,269 You have reached your quota. 455 00:20:11,354 --> 00:20:12,688 Down. 456 00:20:21,405 --> 00:20:23,782 You know, I guess she used to be an extra on The Little Rascals. 457 00:20:23,866 --> 00:20:24,908 For real? 458 00:20:24,992 --> 00:20:26,619 - Yeah, no, she told me that. - Jeez. 459 00:20:26,702 --> 00:20:27,703 - Hey, what's going on? - Hey. 460 00:20:27,786 --> 00:20:28,787 What's happening here? 461 00:20:28,871 --> 00:20:31,457 This old lady in E-2021 died. 462 00:20:31,540 --> 00:20:33,959 I guess she fell in the shower 463 00:20:34,042 --> 00:20:37,295 and the water kept running on her body for, like, a week, 464 00:20:37,380 --> 00:20:41,008 so when they found her, the bathtub was full of mush. 465 00:20:41,091 --> 00:20:42,718 Jesus! What... What? 466 00:20:42,801 --> 00:20:44,678 I told you not to give details. 467 00:20:44,762 --> 00:20:47,515 Yeah, well, you're the one who gave me the details. 468 00:20:47,598 --> 00:20:49,558 She lived here for 42 years, man. 469 00:20:49,642 --> 00:20:51,727 - Wow. - Yeah. 470 00:20:52,811 --> 00:20:54,021 How long have you guys lived here? 471 00:20:54,104 --> 00:20:55,523 Eighteen years. 472 00:20:55,606 --> 00:20:56,899 They're roommates but they're not gay. 473 00:20:57,733 --> 00:20:59,317 Yeah, Chris, I don't care. That's fine. 474 00:20:59,402 --> 00:21:00,528 Why, did you think we were gay? 475 00:21:00,611 --> 00:21:03,781 We're best friends. This is my BFF. We're roomies. 476 00:21:03,864 --> 00:21:06,450 Yeah, no, he said... I didn't. 477 00:21:06,534 --> 00:21:08,494 I don't even care. It's fine. 478 00:21:09,453 --> 00:21:11,038 Nice to meet you. 479 00:21:11,121 --> 00:21:12,581 - Yep. - Take it easy. 480 00:21:12,665 --> 00:21:13,791 Later, dudes. 481 00:21:13,874 --> 00:21:17,127 Hey, we're not gonna wind up like those two guys, are we? 482 00:21:17,210 --> 00:21:18,295 I hope so. 483 00:21:18,379 --> 00:21:20,255 We should be so fucking lucky. 484 00:21:20,338 --> 00:21:21,799 Thirty years of friendship? 485 00:21:21,882 --> 00:21:23,759 We should be so fucking lucky, Gus. 486 00:21:36,605 --> 00:21:37,981 Fuck it. 487 00:22:04,049 --> 00:22:06,384 Shit. 488 00:22:35,372 --> 00:22:37,457 You know what I love about Uber? 489 00:22:37,541 --> 00:22:39,001 You don't have to tip. 490 00:22:39,084 --> 00:22:41,670 Fuck taxis, man. Uber's changing the world. 491 00:22:41,754 --> 00:22:43,756 And you own this car, right? 492 00:22:43,839 --> 00:22:45,132 It's, like, a nice car. 493 00:22:45,215 --> 00:22:46,592 Yes, ma'am. 494 00:22:47,885 --> 00:22:50,220 Oh, shit! Oh, fuck! Shit! 495 00:22:52,931 --> 00:22:54,767 Hello, this is Rob. 496 00:22:54,850 --> 00:22:58,812 Hi, this is Mickey Dobbs, the program manager from work. 497 00:22:58,896 --> 00:23:01,439 Uh, anyway, you know that. 498 00:23:01,524 --> 00:23:03,233 Um, I didn't... 499 00:23:03,316 --> 00:23:06,028 Uh, I don't wanna do this over voicemail, but, um... 500 00:23:07,070 --> 00:23:08,781 Hello? 501 00:23:08,864 --> 00:23:11,366 Hello? Is this... 502 00:23:11,449 --> 00:23:13,451 is this one of those trick voicemail things? 503 00:23:13,536 --> 00:23:14,537 Mickey, is that you? 504 00:23:14,620 --> 00:23:18,624 God! Sorry! Your voice doesn't normally sound so message-y. 505 00:23:18,707 --> 00:23:20,083 No, it's me. 506 00:23:20,167 --> 00:23:22,085 We're gonna put Frozen on in one second, honey, I promise. 507 00:23:22,169 --> 00:23:23,712 Is everything okay? 508 00:23:23,796 --> 00:23:27,550 Um... I don't know how to say this, uh... 509 00:23:27,633 --> 00:23:29,677 I'm just gonna... I'm just gonna come right out 510 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:32,054 and say it to you, 'cause I respect you, okay, Rob? 511 00:23:32,137 --> 00:23:35,641 You are fired from, you know, work. 512 00:23:35,724 --> 00:23:38,060 What? 513 00:23:38,143 --> 00:23:40,062 Greg told you to fire me? 514 00:23:40,145 --> 00:23:42,355 Yeah. Aw. 515 00:23:42,439 --> 00:23:44,482 But... it's nothing personal. 516 00:23:44,567 --> 00:23:45,901 Sure, it's not personal. 517 00:23:45,984 --> 00:23:48,361 You're just Dr. Greg's little henchman, that's all. 518 00:23:48,445 --> 00:23:51,406 Oh, come on, man. Aren't we all henchmen? 519 00:23:51,489 --> 00:23:54,326 "Aren't we all henchmen?" What the fuck does that mean? 520 00:23:54,409 --> 00:23:55,994 Are you high right now? 521 00:23:56,078 --> 00:23:58,080 Are you on drugs? 522 00:23:58,163 --> 00:24:00,207 Drugs? 523 00:24:00,290 --> 00:24:03,961 Oh, so you're firing me over the phone while you drive on drugs? 524 00:24:04,044 --> 00:24:05,378 That's great. Why don't you show my daughter that? 525 00:24:05,462 --> 00:24:07,422 Tell my six-year-old daughter that. Go ahead. 526 00:24:07,505 --> 00:24:08,966 Hey, look, I drew a big star. 527 00:24:09,049 --> 00:24:12,302 Oh, she drew a big star... you fucking cock-whore! 528 00:24:12,385 --> 00:24:15,347 Whoa, dude, uncalled for! Shit! 529 00:24:49,297 --> 00:24:50,340 Mickey. 530 00:24:54,678 --> 00:24:57,180 - What the fuck are you wearing? - Aw. 531 00:24:58,181 --> 00:24:59,933 I'm glad you made it. 532 00:25:03,186 --> 00:25:05,105 This is a really weird bar. 533 00:25:05,188 --> 00:25:07,399 It's not a bar. You haven't heard of Bliss House? 534 00:25:07,482 --> 00:25:09,317 No. What is this, like, a... 535 00:25:10,819 --> 00:25:12,821 like, a club for old people? 536 00:25:12,905 --> 00:25:15,115 It's a church. Well, they say it's... 537 00:25:15,198 --> 00:25:17,075 like a church for all churches, you know. 538 00:25:17,159 --> 00:25:20,203 It's more about oneness and togetherness, not so much a higher being. 539 00:25:20,287 --> 00:25:22,831 But I'm... I'm trying to say I'm sorry, all right? 540 00:25:22,915 --> 00:25:26,794 This is... this is how I'm trying to say I'm sorry to you. 541 00:25:27,878 --> 00:25:29,212 The midnight service is the best one. 542 00:25:29,296 --> 00:25:30,714 - You're gonna love it. - Fuck, no. 543 00:25:30,798 --> 00:25:33,008 Dude, no, no, I can't do that. 544 00:25:33,091 --> 00:25:35,552 I'm wearing, like, a one-piece under jeans. 545 00:26:00,410 --> 00:26:03,538 Hey! Our buddy from the balcony! 546 00:26:03,621 --> 00:26:07,250 Hey, what's up? You guys! All right. There you are. 547 00:26:07,334 --> 00:26:10,128 You dropped by. You even brought your work backpack. 548 00:26:10,212 --> 00:26:11,755 I'm Gus, by the way. 549 00:26:11,839 --> 00:26:13,048 - I'm Nate. Good to meet you. - Hello. Hi. 550 00:26:13,131 --> 00:26:15,801 - Hey, I'm Hailey. - Did you get a drink yet, man? 551 00:26:15,884 --> 00:26:17,761 Uh, you know what? 552 00:26:17,845 --> 00:26:20,055 Yeah. Give me a beer. 553 00:26:20,138 --> 00:26:22,099 - Give you a... - Yeah, give me a beer. Cool. 554 00:26:22,182 --> 00:26:24,267 Yeah, all right. Okay. 555 00:26:24,351 --> 00:26:26,519 - Beer. - Thank you. Thanks. 556 00:26:26,603 --> 00:26:28,063 - Cheers. - Yeah. 557 00:26:32,901 --> 00:26:35,237 Good evening, blessed specimens of this lifetime. 558 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,155 How are you all feeling? I wanna hear you. 559 00:26:39,657 --> 00:26:41,326 Tonight, we stand together 560 00:26:41,409 --> 00:26:44,204 in a vibratory field of an advancing potential, 561 00:26:44,287 --> 00:26:46,874 the foundation of which is love. 562 00:26:46,957 --> 00:26:50,460 Love doesn't just happen, we have to choose it. 563 00:26:50,543 --> 00:26:54,840 We are in a phase of evolution where we have to agree with love. 564 00:26:54,923 --> 00:26:58,927 We are in a phase of evolution where we have to embrace love. 565 00:26:59,011 --> 00:27:04,892 We have to see love, feel love, touch love, heal love. 566 00:27:04,975 --> 00:27:07,352 From the very core of our inner sanction. 567 00:27:07,435 --> 00:27:09,187 Right? You guys know what I'm talking about. 568 00:27:09,271 --> 00:27:11,356 Come on, let me hear you. 569 00:27:12,732 --> 00:27:14,442 Holy fuck. 570 00:27:19,739 --> 00:27:22,034 You guys are doing it right. Seriously. 571 00:27:22,117 --> 00:27:25,120 All of you guys, this is, like, what your twenties should be about. 572 00:27:25,203 --> 00:27:27,330 Having fun, going wild. 573 00:27:27,414 --> 00:27:31,584 Ever since I was a little kid, I've been acting like a grown-up. 574 00:27:32,419 --> 00:27:35,798 And now, it's like, I'm in my thirties, 575 00:27:35,881 --> 00:27:37,757 and I'm, like... 576 00:27:37,841 --> 00:27:39,259 "Oh, my God!" 577 00:27:40,385 --> 00:27:41,845 I need to make up for lost time. 578 00:27:41,929 --> 00:27:44,222 Hey, let's get fucking crazy tonight! 579 00:27:45,974 --> 00:27:48,811 Will you shut the fuck up? 580 00:27:48,894 --> 00:27:51,313 This is a family community. 581 00:27:51,396 --> 00:27:55,400 Families live here. This isn't fucking Club Med! 582 00:27:55,483 --> 00:27:57,861 Hey! Uh, why don't you just, uh, 583 00:27:57,945 --> 00:28:03,450 let us enjoy this one special moment in our lives... 584 00:28:03,533 --> 00:28:08,080 before we, you know, fucking slip in a shower and turn to mush? 585 00:28:08,163 --> 00:28:10,082 Go fuck yourself, man! 586 00:28:12,209 --> 00:28:14,294 I love you guys! 587 00:28:14,377 --> 00:28:16,629 I love this place! 588 00:28:58,796 --> 00:29:00,423 Guys, thank you so much. 589 00:29:00,507 --> 00:29:01,884 So fun. Really... 590 00:29:01,967 --> 00:29:03,426 - You're the man, Gus. - You guys are... 591 00:29:03,510 --> 00:29:05,803 - All right, we'll see you tomorrow. - See you tomorrow. 592 00:29:05,888 --> 00:29:07,472 Hey, what are you doing now? 593 00:29:07,555 --> 00:29:12,727 Me? Um, sawing some logs. 594 00:29:14,271 --> 00:29:16,314 What... What does... What does that mean? 595 00:29:16,398 --> 00:29:17,399 I don't know what that means. 596 00:29:17,482 --> 00:29:20,277 It means sleeping. It's like an old expression for sleeping. 597 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:22,820 - Oh. - Well, uh... 598 00:29:22,905 --> 00:29:26,241 We still have a couple of hours to kill. Do you wanna hang out at your place? 599 00:29:26,324 --> 00:29:29,786 Uh... 600 00:29:29,870 --> 00:29:33,623 Yeah. Well, okay. It's a little messy, if that's cool. 601 00:29:33,706 --> 00:29:34,875 Oh, God, it's fine. 602 00:29:35,583 --> 00:29:38,836 Oh, my God! Your bedroom is literally identical to ours. 603 00:29:38,921 --> 00:29:40,838 - No way. Really? - Yeah. It's so lame, right? 604 00:29:40,923 --> 00:29:42,174 Hey, look at these candles! 605 00:29:42,257 --> 00:29:43,884 - They've never even been lit. - So lame. 606 00:29:43,967 --> 00:29:45,928 It's crazy they have all the same stuff in every... 607 00:29:46,011 --> 00:29:47,387 - Yeah. - I know. 608 00:29:47,470 --> 00:29:49,306 - It's nuts. - It's, uh... They're like clones. 609 00:29:49,389 --> 00:29:50,557 They're clones of each other. 610 00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:51,808 Clones. 611 00:29:51,892 --> 00:29:53,018 I'm gonna miss it though. 612 00:29:53,101 --> 00:29:55,103 It sucks that we have to leave and fly back. 613 00:29:55,187 --> 00:29:57,189 - Uh... - We wanna move to LA after college. 614 00:29:57,272 --> 00:29:58,315 - Ooh. - Oh, really? 615 00:29:58,398 --> 00:29:59,607 - Yeah. - Oh, that's cool. 616 00:29:59,691 --> 00:30:02,152 Yeah, 'cause we never did anything fun while we were here. 617 00:30:02,235 --> 00:30:04,862 We had all these, like, wild, crazy plans. 618 00:30:04,947 --> 00:30:07,782 Oh, really? Like what? 619 00:30:07,865 --> 00:30:10,410 You guys wanted to go to Six Flags or something, right? 620 00:30:10,493 --> 00:30:11,619 No. 621 00:30:11,703 --> 00:30:14,539 No, like, um... 622 00:30:14,622 --> 00:30:16,749 I don't know, uh... 623 00:30:16,833 --> 00:30:19,169 Never mind. 624 00:30:19,252 --> 00:30:20,295 Uh... 625 00:30:20,378 --> 00:30:23,090 - You guys are... - We, uh... 626 00:30:23,173 --> 00:30:24,716 We... we kinda... 627 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,885 We wanted to have a three-way. 628 00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:31,098 Oh. Oh, okay. 629 00:30:32,599 --> 00:30:33,934 Yeah. 630 00:30:36,519 --> 00:30:38,105 - Yeah. Uh, have... - Yeah. 631 00:30:38,188 --> 00:30:40,273 Have you ever had one? 632 00:30:41,191 --> 00:30:43,901 Uh, no. 633 00:30:43,986 --> 00:30:46,613 - Mmm. Okay. - I... I don't think I have. No. 634 00:30:46,696 --> 00:30:48,615 No, haven't had a three-way. 635 00:30:48,698 --> 00:30:51,909 Well, um, I know Reese hasn't... 636 00:30:51,994 --> 00:30:54,537 - No? Right. - ...and I haven't, and, uh... 637 00:30:54,621 --> 00:30:57,457 - And I... Yeah, I haven't. Yeah. no. - And... you haven't. 638 00:30:57,540 --> 00:30:58,959 So, yeah. 639 00:30:59,042 --> 00:31:02,004 Um, so, is... is it happening? 640 00:31:02,087 --> 00:31:04,881 Now, is this it? This is the three-way? Yeah? 641 00:31:04,965 --> 00:31:06,174 - Yes, Gus. - Okay. 642 00:31:06,258 --> 00:31:07,842 I think that was clear. 643 00:31:07,925 --> 00:31:09,052 Cool. 644 00:31:09,136 --> 00:31:13,223 Children, please, step inside our vibratory field of energy and love 645 00:31:13,306 --> 00:31:15,225 and receive our message. 646 00:31:15,308 --> 00:31:19,771 Remember, if you ask the world for love, you will receive love. 647 00:31:20,897 --> 00:31:23,066 All of tonight's newcomers, please rise. 648 00:31:24,734 --> 00:31:26,736 Come on. I know... I know you're digging this. 649 00:31:27,570 --> 00:31:28,989 All right, fuck it. 650 00:31:31,033 --> 00:31:33,701 We speak from our eyes and say, welcome home. 651 00:31:33,785 --> 00:31:34,952 "Welcome home." 652 00:31:35,037 --> 00:31:37,247 - We love you. - "We love you." 653 00:31:37,330 --> 00:31:39,249 We walk in your hearts, and embrace your soul. 654 00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:41,876 "We walk in your hearts, and embrace your soul." 655 00:31:41,959 --> 00:31:43,586 Please, welcome our newcomers. 656 00:31:47,090 --> 00:31:49,009 This brings our service to an end. 657 00:31:49,092 --> 00:31:52,345 If you didn't get a chance to donate, the tithing baskets are up front. 658 00:31:52,429 --> 00:31:54,306 Can I ask something? 659 00:31:56,349 --> 00:31:57,392 Yes. 660 00:31:58,976 --> 00:32:02,064 Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me. 661 00:32:02,147 --> 00:32:03,356 Speak what's in your heart. 662 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:08,945 Hi, guys. Sorry, I'm on Ambien, so it's, um... 663 00:32:10,113 --> 00:32:14,284 You said earlier that if you ask for love, the world will send you love back. 664 00:32:14,367 --> 00:32:16,953 But I've been asking and asking, 665 00:32:17,037 --> 00:32:19,164 and I haven't gotten fucking anything. 666 00:32:20,207 --> 00:32:23,668 Hoping and waiting and wishing and wanting love... 667 00:32:24,669 --> 00:32:28,506 Hoping... hoping for love has fucking ruined my life. 668 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,053 And you're right, Eric. I am a fuck-up. 669 00:32:34,387 --> 00:32:35,763 I'm really sorry. 670 00:32:35,847 --> 00:32:37,515 But I refuse to believe 671 00:32:37,599 --> 00:32:40,310 that all those dipshits I went to high school with, 672 00:32:40,393 --> 00:32:43,563 who are married now and putting pictures on Facebook every day 673 00:32:43,646 --> 00:32:47,650 of their kids in little headbands have it all figured out, right? 674 00:32:47,734 --> 00:32:49,736 That's gotta be bullshit. 675 00:32:50,820 --> 00:32:53,531 That can't be the deal. That can't be it. 676 00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:07,420 I know it's, like, not appropriate to be standing up here in a bathing suit... 677 00:33:07,504 --> 00:33:09,214 but I took an Ambien tonight. 678 00:33:09,297 --> 00:33:12,342 I... I was supposed to go to sleep, but then he called me to come here. 679 00:33:12,425 --> 00:33:14,051 - I'm really sorry. - Okay... okay. 680 00:33:14,136 --> 00:33:16,179 - So sorry. - It's okay. Thank you. 681 00:33:29,359 --> 00:33:30,402 So many of you. 682 00:33:34,281 --> 00:33:36,408 Mmm. 683 00:33:41,746 --> 00:33:43,831 I'm sorry, I'm just having so much, uh... 684 00:33:43,915 --> 00:33:46,209 Yes. 685 00:33:47,710 --> 00:33:49,212 Uh... ah, okay. 686 00:33:50,338 --> 00:33:51,923 Oh. Whoa. 687 00:34:02,309 --> 00:34:05,061 Uh, hey, um, hang on... 688 00:34:05,145 --> 00:34:07,230 I'm gonna put on a condom, all right? 689 00:34:07,314 --> 00:34:09,774 I'm... I'm gonna put on a condom real quick, okay? 690 00:34:09,857 --> 00:34:12,068 - Excuse me. Sorry, pardon me. - Okay. 691 00:34:13,820 --> 00:34:17,990 So, uh, you know, you two can, uh, kiss each other if you want, you know. 692 00:34:18,074 --> 00:34:20,076 - Nah, that's okay. - No. We don't really want to. 693 00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:21,869 - You're sure? Really? - Yeah. 694 00:34:21,953 --> 00:34:24,038 'Cause otherwise, it's not really, like, a threesome. 695 00:34:24,121 --> 00:34:27,709 It's more like, you know, two adjacent twosomes or... 696 00:34:27,792 --> 00:34:28,918 - Nah. It's not our thing. - No? 697 00:34:29,001 --> 00:34:32,380 Oh, I see, it's sort of, like, um, I'm like the conduit. 698 00:34:32,464 --> 00:34:33,756 We're sisters. 699 00:34:35,007 --> 00:34:37,760 What the fuck? Jesus! Ew! 700 00:34:37,844 --> 00:34:42,515 I mean, I'm sorry, I don't mean, "Ew," but just, like, what the fuck? Ew! 701 00:34:42,599 --> 00:34:44,684 Relax. What's wrong? 702 00:34:44,767 --> 00:34:47,187 You know, for most guys this would be, like, a fantasy. 703 00:34:47,270 --> 00:34:49,897 What, to be, like, a participant in incest? 704 00:34:49,981 --> 00:34:52,317 Whoa! Hey. 705 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:53,943 - This isn't incest, okay? - No. 706 00:34:54,026 --> 00:34:56,404 We've never kissed. We haven't even touched each other. 707 00:34:56,488 --> 00:34:59,866 Okay, yeah, but you're, like... you know, naked in front of each other. 708 00:34:59,949 --> 00:35:03,536 That's, like, in the realm of, you know, fucking incest. 709 00:35:03,620 --> 00:35:06,331 So, was it incest when we had baths together as little girls? 710 00:35:06,414 --> 00:35:09,376 No, no, no, no, no. That is, like, worlds apart! Okay? 711 00:35:09,459 --> 00:35:13,338 Like, I was touching your boob while I was touching her thigh, okay? 712 00:35:13,421 --> 00:35:15,382 That's, technically, I'm... 713 00:35:15,465 --> 00:35:18,301 I'm in an incestuous relationship right now, okay? 714 00:35:18,385 --> 00:35:20,136 Don't judge us. 715 00:35:20,220 --> 00:35:23,055 I'm not judging you, okay? It's just... 716 00:35:23,139 --> 00:35:26,976 It's a surprise, and in all fairness... 717 00:35:27,059 --> 00:35:28,436 you two should've told me. 718 00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:31,939 Okay, dude. You know what? Sorry that we tried to fuck you. 719 00:35:32,023 --> 00:35:34,817 No. I... I didn't mean it... Uh, it's just... 720 00:35:35,902 --> 00:35:37,945 I mean, maybe, like, one of you stays? 721 00:35:38,029 --> 00:35:39,989 Go fuck yourself. 722 00:35:40,072 --> 00:35:41,408 All right. 723 00:36:29,831 --> 00:36:31,333 Mmm. 724 00:37:26,763 --> 00:37:28,180 That'll be $2.35. 725 00:37:35,355 --> 00:37:37,940 Shit. Fuck, dude, I don't have my wallet. 726 00:37:38,816 --> 00:37:40,026 Can I pay you back later? 727 00:37:40,109 --> 00:37:41,861 No, we don't do that. 728 00:37:41,944 --> 00:37:43,446 Dude, I live, like, two blocks from here. 729 00:37:43,530 --> 00:37:45,072 I'll run home, get money, come back, pay you. 730 00:37:45,156 --> 00:37:47,450 I'll pay you more than I owe you. I'll give you a big tip. 731 00:37:47,534 --> 00:37:50,286 No. You just go home, get your money, 732 00:37:50,370 --> 00:37:52,038 then come back and get your coffee. 733 00:37:52,121 --> 00:37:55,249 Dude, I fucking need this coffee right now, please, dude. 734 00:37:55,332 --> 00:37:57,752 I need it to, like, you know, get shit going. 735 00:37:57,835 --> 00:38:00,337 Please, please, do me a solid. 736 00:38:00,422 --> 00:38:01,798 This isn't a charity. 737 00:38:01,881 --> 00:38:04,842 If you not gonna pay it, just go. Get out. 738 00:38:04,926 --> 00:38:07,094 What, you're just gonna let that coffee get cold? 739 00:38:07,178 --> 00:38:08,763 You're just gonna waste that cup of coffee? 740 00:38:08,846 --> 00:38:10,682 - Yeah. - That doesn't make any sense. 741 00:38:10,765 --> 00:38:13,518 No, I'm fucking taking this coffee right now. 742 00:38:13,601 --> 00:38:14,936 No, no, no, no, you stealing the coffee. 743 00:38:15,603 --> 00:38:17,897 I'm calling the police. You're on the cameras. 744 00:38:17,980 --> 00:38:19,649 - I'm on the cameras? Big fucking deal. - Yeah, yeah. It's... 745 00:38:19,732 --> 00:38:22,234 Hi, hello. Fuck you. Fuck you. I don't care, you have me on the camera. 746 00:38:22,318 --> 00:38:23,986 You know me, dude. I'm good for it. 747 00:38:24,070 --> 00:38:25,237 I'll come right back. 748 00:38:25,321 --> 00:38:28,450 Hey, you know what? I got this. It's cool. 749 00:38:28,533 --> 00:38:30,452 Are you sure? 750 00:38:30,535 --> 00:38:33,037 Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure. 751 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:34,831 Okay. 752 00:38:34,914 --> 00:38:36,290 And a pack of cigarettes? 753 00:38:37,500 --> 00:38:39,335 And a pack of smokes. 754 00:38:39,419 --> 00:38:40,670 Parliaments. 755 00:38:42,379 --> 00:38:47,379 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com