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Sync and corrections by explosiveskull
www.addic7ed.com
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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- Do you wanna go get a condom?
- Yeah.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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Hey, can I get your Wi-Fi password?
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Oh! Getting a little ahead of yourself.
Aren't you, mister?
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Oh, have I jumped out of stage there?
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Yeah, I watched half that
Edward Snowden documentary.
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- And now I'm very careful.
- Seriously?
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- No, it's just easier if I type it in.
- Oh, right.
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Hey, I liked waking up
next to you this morning.
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You're a peaceful sleeper. I like it.
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Oh, yeah, I go into, like,
a super deep trance zone.
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- Yeah.
- You are not a peaceful sleeper.
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- Oh, no?
- You were very chatty.
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Fuck. I've heard that before.
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What did I say?
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You were like,
"I'm sorry, Brenda Blethyn."
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And then you started laughing.
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I laughed? Well, that's super creepy.
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Mmm, it was. But I liked it.
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This is nice.
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Yeah.
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Wish we could just stay in bed all day.
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Why don't we, huh? You got any plans?
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I really want to, I do.
But I gotta go to SLAA.
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SLAA.
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S-L-A-A, that's what they call it.
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Ah! SLAA.
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- I get it. That makes sense.
- Yep.
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What time is it?
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Now-ish? Sorry.
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It's okay.
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It's good that you're going. Seriously.
You should go. Go, go, go.
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Do you want, like...
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a fresh T-shirt or something?
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No, I'm good. Thanks.
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You sure? You ran, like,
three miles last night.
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Yeah? Ugh! I'm a little ripe.
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- Here, this one should fit.
- Okay.
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- I'm not tripping still, am I?
- You tell me.
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I'm not.
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- Oh, that looks cute on you.
- Thank you.
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Hey, you know,
you could come with me if you want to.
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Really? Is that cool?
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- Yeah.
- Like, go into the meeting, or...
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No. Wait for me outside.
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Yeah! Sure, if that's cool.
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As long as you won't get bored.
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No. I'll just... hang out in my car,
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watch videos of kids coming out
from under anesthesia.
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Have you ever seen those?
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Uh, really, it's funny,
seeing fucked-up kids.
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Ugh. I hate all my clothes.
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Mom, how's it goin'?
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Is Dad around?
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An estate sale?
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That's cool.
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This is embarrassing,
but I don't remember your name.
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Jorie. J-O-R-I-E.
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- Short for Marjorie. Just call whenever.
- Amazing. Thank you, I will.
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Okay...
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this may be against the rules
or whatever, but...
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Yeah? What's up?
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I hung out with this guy last night...
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and now I really wanna
spend the day with him.
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Is that not cool?
Should I not do that?
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All right, well, were you honest
with him about SLAA?
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- Yeah.
- And he's cool with it?
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Yeah. I mean, don't look now,
but he's waiting for me in the car.
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He's almost too cool with it.
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Yeah. Just hang out with him.
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Really? 'Cause I don't wanna
binge on him.
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I... I wanna do this right for once.
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The program is about learning to be
in a healthy relationship.
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And just because you are new
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doesn't mean you have to walk away
from something good because of bad timing.
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Fuck timing.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Okay, I gotta go to spin class.
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The road to self-improvement
is never ending.
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- Bye, Jorie.
- Bye.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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How's it going? How was the meeting?
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Or, uh, can I not...
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I don't know what I'm allowed to ask.
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- It was good.
- Good.
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- Thank you for asking.
- Good. Of course.
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Cool. Did you, uh,
make some new friends?
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Yes, Mom.
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All right.
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I just wanna know about you
and your new friends.
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If they're coming over, let me know,
and I'll pick up some sodas beforehand.
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Do you, uh...
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wanna get some food?
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Yeah. A little brunch action?
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Yeah.
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We can do that. Sure.
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What?
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I just saw you do your mirror face.
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- My mirror face? What is it?
- It was like this.
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Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, I look sexy in the mirror.
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I gotta know how I look.
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Oh, just you wait.
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There's gonna come a day
when I catch you doin' your mirror face.
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I am gonna relish that shit.
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Oh, my God.
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- You see that building right there?
- Uh-huh.
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That's where my first job in LA was.
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- Really?
- Mmm-hmm.
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I was an assistant to this publicist
who repped the entire cast of The Hills.
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Oh, that's cool.
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Mmm, no. Too much drama.
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Isn't that the point of the show? Drama?
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Not in real life.
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Not when Justin Bobby shows up
at your house
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in the middle of the night crying
'cause he's the only one
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who wasn't included in the spread
in Teen Vogue.
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Oh, Justin Bobby.
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You have no idea
who I'm talking about, do you?
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No.
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- That makes me like you so much more.
- Good.
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Do you ever think,
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"What would I do if there was
an earthquake right now?"
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Oh, yeah, all the time.
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I guarantee you and me will experience,
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like, a huge earthquake
at some point in our lives.
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- Really? The big one?
- Mmm-hmm.
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Yeah. Because think about it.
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We haven't had, like,
a true crisis in Los Angeles in years.
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- Mmm-hmm. Yeah.
- In the '90s, there were the riots,
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the Northridge earthquakes, OJ.
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So we're due up for disaster.
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Well, if there is an apocalyptic event,
I will not be helpful.
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I will almost certainly make things worse.
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Mmm. Stick with me, then,
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'cause I have a good plan
if there's a disaster.
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Oh, yeah? What is it?
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- Immediately kill myself.
- Mmm.
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Smart. How you gonna do it?
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Hmm, jump off the roof
of The Grove parking lot.
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So you didn't grow up with, like,
a dream of becoming a teacher?
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No. No.
I didn't really wanna be a teacher.
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I was always, like, obsessed with, like,
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TV shows and movies and stuff.
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I even memorized
which studios made which movies.
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Oh, my God, why?
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To impress girls, obviously.
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Forrest Gump.
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Okay, uh, Paramount.
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- Mmm. Se7en.
- New Line.
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- Um, Fast and the Furious.
- Universal.
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- First Wives Club.
- Paramount.
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- Silence of the Lambs.
- Orion.
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La Dolce Vita.
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Did you say, "Cocktail"?
Is that what I heard?
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"Cocktail"? Touchstone.
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- Still impressive.
- Thank you.
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Plus, I feel like I just got a window
into the life of 14-year-old Gus.
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Yikes!
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Gus Cru-shek?
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- Oh, right here.
- Hey.
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- Are you not gonna correct her?
- That's close enough.
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I don't wanna go to swim class.
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You have to go.
We already paid for it.
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Cost 300 bucks for that whole package.
That's $50 for each one.
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- Why don't you want to go...
- Makes sense.
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That is such a classic,
passive-aggressive dad move.
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That reminds me of my dad when
we'd go out in public and he'd yell at us.
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- You know, just restrained and angry.
- Really?
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Yeah. I mean, usually it was
about how, like...
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we shouldn't get dessert
at the restaurant
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because we have plenty of ice cream
at home, sort of thing.
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- Yeah.
- But still, very mad.
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We always ordered dessert, no question.
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Oh, really? You guys were a real, uh,
Richie Rich family, huh?
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We were kind of rich
when my dad was still employed.
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Hmm. Yeah, we were strictly
middle class, baby!
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But if we had lived in a big city,
you know, like, LA or New York,
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we would've been totally dirt poor.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Especially with four kids, so...
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- Did you have siblings?
- Just one. My brother Bob.
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- Bobby Dobby.
- Bobby Dobb.
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And, uh, what's, uh...
What's Bobby Dobby do now?
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Lives in Tucson.
He's got two kids, Lilian and...
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Fuck, I can never remember the boy's name.
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Your nephew?
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- You don't remember your nephew's name?
- Oh, okay.
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In my defense, he's, like,
three years old,
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so he hasn't made that big
of an impression on me.
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And the last time I saw him, he told me
that my head looked like a butt.
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What about you?
Older or younger, your siblings?
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Oh, both.
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I have an older brother, uh, Ken,
who's the perfect kid.
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- Wait. You're not the perfect child?
- No.
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- What?
- Uh, yeah, he, like...
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He still lives in my hometown, Brookings,
with his family, so my parents love him.
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I mean, that makes sense.
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And then, I have a...
a younger sister, Caroline,
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and she's the closest to me in age
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and we get along all the time.
She's awesome.
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Then I have a youngest sibling.
He's my brother, Andrew...
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Whatever. He's a dick.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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He's just, like, moody,
and when we were growing up,
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he would, like, smoke pot,
and break curfew and... get away with it,
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which drove me insane.
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Andrew's my hero.
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I... I love Andrew. It's just typical
sibling rivalry bullshit.
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- Thank you.
- Thanks.
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No. I got this.
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- You don't have to do that.
- No, no, no.
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I'm happy to, really.
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I'm gonna be honest, I was kinda doing
the slow motion move for my wallet.
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Yeah, I noticed.
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You were moving pretty slow there.
It was like you were buffering.
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I got you next time.
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Okay. Yeah.
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So, um...
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what are you doin' now?
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You wanna keep hangin' out?
You sick of me? Or...
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- I'm not getting sick of you.
- Well, I'm not sick of you.
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You wanna... go to a movie or something?
There's a theater down the street.
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Yeah.
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- So, what's your go-to snack?
- Hmm. Good question.
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Maybe a... Kit Kat.
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Oh, my God.
Okay, pretend you're talking.
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Okay, uh... blah, blah, blah.
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We're pretending, we're pretending.
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Who are we trying to avoid?
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Oh, God. My ex. He's over there.
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- I cannot deal with him.
- Wait, the guy in the white shirt?
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Don't look at him. Stop.
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Hey, buddy, want a little popcorn
with that butter?
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Geez Louise.
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He's putting on a lot of butter.
You can't see.
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Okay, he is going...
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He is gone.
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- Oh, thank God.
- So, uh...
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How did you meet, uh...
What's his name?
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- Dustin.
- Dustin.
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He used to manage my friend's band.
245
00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:22,325
- That's cool.
- Yeah, I thought so, too.
246
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:25,745
Turns out, it's only cool-adjacent,
which suits him perfectly.
247
00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:27,079
Mmm.
248
00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:43,346
Were you crying during the movie?
249
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:45,640
- No.
- Yes, you were.
250
00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,767
Mmm... What?
251
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,394
Come on, gimme a break.
252
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:52,730
Father-son stuff always
really gets to me. So...
253
00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,566
But he was a terrible father.
254
00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:57,569
He didn't start caring about his son
until he followed in his footsteps
255
00:12:57,652 --> 00:12:59,028
and became a bounty hunter.
256
00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:01,989
No, he wanted to be a good father,
he just couldn't be.
257
00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:04,326
- That's, like, why I was so sad.
- Mmm.
258
00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:06,536
You know what makes me cry during movies?
259
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,706
When a character faces death
with dignity.
260
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,791
That's some real Terms of Endearment shit.
261
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:14,293
- Oh, yeah, exactly.
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
262
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:17,004
- Hey, it's okay that you cried.
- Thank you.
263
00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,340
It could also be the shrooms.
264
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:22,009
'Cause sometimes people are emotional
the day after they take them.
265
00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:24,387
I appreciate how much
you're trying to help me,
266
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,180
but I would've cried regardless.
267
00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:27,390
Okay.
268
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:30,101
Um, I'm gonna pee.
269
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,645
- Do you mind holding this for me?
- Sure.
270
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,481
- I don't wanna pee all over it.
- No.
271
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,858
- All right. I'll be right back.
- Okay.
272
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:54,917
Mickey.
273
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,336
Oh. Jesus. Hi.
274
00:13:57,420 --> 00:14:00,465
- Oh, sorry. Did I scare you?
- Uh, yeah.
275
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:05,094
I'm glad I ran into you.
I've actually been wanting to apologize
276
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,303
for what I said at Shaun's party.
277
00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:07,389
Okay.
278
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,766
They were tenting my place for termites.
It was a nightmare.
279
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:14,604
And then I saw you that night
and you were an easy target...
280
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,690
Anyway, I'm...
I'm sorry I called you a, uh...
281
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:20,735
- Whore?
- Whore. Yes.
282
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:24,238
I'm very sorry.
That's not who I am.
283
00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:28,159
I mean, it's who I was
in that moment...
284
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,827
but I shouldn't have said that.
285
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:33,498
Thank you.
I... I appreciate that.
286
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,960
So...
287
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,253
here alone?
288
00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:40,755
Uh, yeah, you?
289
00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:42,173
No. With a guy.
290
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:44,091
Oh. A boyfriend?
291
00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:46,553
No, just a guy I see movies with.
292
00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:48,262
Mmm, mysterious.
293
00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:49,806
How's the dog?
294
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,434
- You mean our dog?
- Uh, no, no, no, no. It's your dog.
295
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,561
I clearly remember
giving up parental rights.
296
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,854
Um, he is good.
297
00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:59,023
I just took him downtown
for the blessing of the animals.
298
00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:00,817
- You wanna see a picture?
- Yeah, of course.
299
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,654
Oh, my God. Look at Buster.
300
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,156
He is so cute and so old.
301
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:08,950
Yeah, look at this.
302
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:11,494
Oh, my God.
His whole snout's gray now.
303
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:14,414
Has it really been that long?
304
00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:15,998
Oh, my God.
305
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,918
- Hey.
- Oh, hi. Um...
306
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,421
- Dustin, this is Gus.
- Hello.
307
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,506
- Hey.
- Gus, this is Dustin.
308
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:26,217
- And that is his dog Buster.
- Yeah.
309
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,344
Ah, look at that cutie.
310
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,304
He takes after you.
He's got your eyes.
311
00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:31,723
Yeah.
312
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,684
What are you kids doing today?
313
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:35,768
I don't know.
314
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:38,480
I guess, we're just kinda
playing it by ear.
315
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:41,148
- Making it up as we go along. Yeah.
- Nothing wrong with that.
316
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:42,650
How's your Sunday going?
317
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:45,236
Uh, it's fine. I actually...
318
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:47,363
I gotta run, 'cause I do have plans.
319
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,657
- Okay, cool.
- Nice to see you.
320
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:53,369
- Have a nice day, kids.
- Yeah. Yeah, you too.
321
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,829
Nice to meet ya.
322
00:15:57,290 --> 00:16:00,084
Hey, I know I'm not supposed to like him,
but I kinda do.
323
00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:04,631
Well, he was a huge asshole to me
the last time I saw him, but...
324
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:06,591
Oh, should I have been meaner to him?
325
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:09,010
Do you want me to online bully him
or anything, or...
326
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,763
No, no, he...
327
00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:14,724
actually, just apologized to me,
weirdly.
328
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,058
- I was...
- Oh?
329
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,436
- kind of impressed.
- About what?
330
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:23,900
He was, uh, freaking out at me
and accusing me of cheating on him,
331
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,819
which I kind of did.
332
00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:29,446
Okay.
333
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:30,823
But we were basically broken up.
334
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:32,742
And he was always out of town,
335
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:36,788
and I would never do
anything like that anymore
336
00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:41,334
because that's not who I am now,
with SLAA, and you're nothing like...
337
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,880
Whatever. You know what?
I'm... I'm happy that I did it.
338
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:49,926
Because if I was with Dustin now,
then I wouldn't be here with you.
339
00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:53,513
That's sweet.
340
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,224
Here we go.
341
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:01,813
All right.
342
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,733
Okay, I gotta ask.
343
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:08,903
Why do you always have a beach towel
in your backseat?
344
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,739
Uh... I don't know.
345
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:14,617
It's kind of a aspirational thing, like...
346
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:18,162
I hope that one day I can go to the beach
and use that towel.
347
00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:19,997
So you've never actually used it?
348
00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:21,749
No. I mean, I've...
349
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:25,837
put it on wet grass at the park,
but it's never touched sand.
350
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,380
- Let's go right now.
- To the beach?
351
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,841
Yeah. Why not?
352
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:31,425
Okay.
353
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:33,636
Let's give this towel
the best day of its life.
354
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,597
All right. Let's do it. Let's road trip.
355
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,049
Okay.
356
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,592
I gotta admit. This is pretty nice.
357
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:55,843
Yeah.
358
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:58,012
It's the best day I've had
in a long time.
359
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:00,431
Yeah, me too.
360
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:06,145
It's funny though, when something
like this is, like, going really well...
361
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,605
I get, like, super nervous, like,
362
00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:12,609
"Oh, when is something bad gonna happen
and it's all gonna end?"
363
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:14,028
- Ya know?
- Yeah. Me too.
364
00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:20,284
What's the worst thing you've ever done?
365
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,913
Seriously?
366
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,332
We're gonna find it out eventually,
367
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:27,792
may as well get it over with.
368
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:30,461
All right, that makes sense. Yeah.
369
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,421
You go first.
370
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,549
Um, let me think. Okay, uh...
371
00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:38,469
If you can't think of it right away,
you've never done anything that bad.
372
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:40,346
No, I'm just stalling,
373
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,306
trying to come up with a way
not to tell you this.
374
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:43,515
You can't.
375
00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:46,185
Okay. Um...
376
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,731
When I was in college,
377
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:52,859
I went to this party
and I got, like, super wasted,
378
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:55,027
and then everybody started daring me to...
379
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:58,823
- take a shit in my hand.
- Mmm-hmm.
380
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,783
And, um... I did.
381
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:03,202
- I... I took a shit in my hand.
- Okay.
382
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:04,871
And then I, like...
383
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,956
walked around the party
for, like, an hour,
384
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,958
just, like, carrying this turd in my hand
385
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,086
and introducing it to people, like,
386
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:14,797
"Hey, meet my friend Doody Garland."
387
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,842
Yeah, I can't play this game with you.
You're an amateur.
388
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,053
You can't do that. That's cheating.
389
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:23,555
Just tell me your fifth-worst thing.
390
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:26,768
Okay.
391
00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:28,560
All right. Let's go.
392
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:30,897
- No, thank you, sir.
- What?
393
00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:34,025
- You have to.
- No! Are you kidding me?
394
00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:36,402
It's super polluted, and it's really cold.
395
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,362
My mom sent me
this whole article about
396
00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:40,697
how all the city's run-off ends up
in the ocean.
397
00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:41,866
It's a health hazard.
398
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:45,286
We came all this way
to be at the beach.
399
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:48,122
You don't just climb up to the tower
and not ring that bell.
400
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:49,456
Let's get in there.
Let's get in the water.
401
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:52,293
This is being at the beach.
I'm on the towel. I'm good.
402
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:55,004
No, being at the beach
is getting into the ocean.
403
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,381
What if we go in there,
we get a disease and die?
404
00:20:57,464 --> 00:21:01,302
Come on, there's billions and trillions
of gallons of water in there.
405
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:02,719
If you get E. coli...
406
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:04,972
I'll buy you ice cream.
407
00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:07,809
I'm not dressed for it!
This isn't a beach outfit!
408
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,393
Okay. Tell the towel.
409
00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:11,771
You tell the towel
that we came all this way
410
00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:15,566
just to sit in sand
and not go into the water.
411
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:16,776
- Come on.
- All right.
412
00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:19,570
- But I'm only putting my toe in.
- Toes, that's fine.
413
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:20,863
- Toes only.
- At least you're getting wet.
414
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,239
Awesome! Come on.
415
00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:23,866
Come on, come on. Come on.
416
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:26,368
You should never make a woman do things
she doesn't wanna do.
417
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:28,579
Don't make me sound awful.
418
00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:30,581
Like I'm a terrible human being.
419
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,374
Okay, come on.
420
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:35,127
Right. That's good.
421
00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:37,671
- All right. No!
- All right. Okay.
422
00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:39,423
That's good. Okay.
423
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:40,925
All right.
424
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:43,469
Wait for it.
425
00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:44,678
- All right.
- Here it is.
426
00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:45,888
God, here it comes.
427
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:47,389
- Oh, no.
- Here we go.
428
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,141
Yeah!
429
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:52,061
It happened! It fucking happened.
430
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,687
We didn't think it would.
431
00:23:21,608 --> 00:23:23,319
Okay...
432
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,528
All right, then.
433
00:23:24,611 --> 00:23:25,904
- Bye.
- Bye.
434
00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:30,742
So, uh...
435
00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:32,328
What you up to this week?
436
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,122
So, like, I wanna text you...
437
00:23:36,623 --> 00:23:38,584
but I don't wanna pester you
or annoy you.
438
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:40,252
We don't have to do this.
439
00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:43,965
What? I'm sorry.
I just... I meant that...
440
00:23:44,048 --> 00:23:46,342
I'm not gonna disappear on you, Gus.
441
00:23:46,925 --> 00:23:48,260
Text me whenever.
442
00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:50,387
I always wanna hear from you.
443
00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:52,181
You're not going to annoy me.
444
00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:58,312
You're not gonna annoy me either.
So...
445
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:05,694
I like you.
446
00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:10,282
I like you too.
447
00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:14,703
Okay.
448
00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:17,706
- Bye.
- Bye.
449
00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:08,089
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