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Found anything?

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Not sure. It's a good signal though.

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What you got?

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Nothing.

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♪ Will you search through
the lonely Earth for me?

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♪ Climb through the briar
and brambles?

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♪ I'll be your treasure

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♪ I'm waiting for you

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♪ I'm waiting for you. ♪

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Oh, this is hopeless.
I'm not getting anything.

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We don't even know
if we're in the right field.

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Patience, grasshopper.

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If only Bishop could remember

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~ roughly where they ploughed up
the gold. ~ Mate...

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What?

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Keep it down.

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What, you think the Antiquisearchers
have bugged the field?

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Well, I wouldn't put it past them.

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~ Various gold artefacts were
ploughed up... ~ What are you doing?

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.. on this farm several decades ago

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and we think it's the site of
an important Saxon ship burial!

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What are you doing, idiot?

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Mate, there's no-one within
a mile and a half.

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Oh, something, anything, just to
let us know we're on the right track.

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What you got?

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20p.

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Don't knock it, mate.

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Cheers.

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~ Oh, cheers. ~ That didn't
go down at all well.

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Thought you were a vegetarian?

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I am.

32
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What you doing eating
pork scratchings then?

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~ They're just crisps. They're just
pork flavour. ~ No, they're not.

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~ They're pig skin. ~ Shut up.

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Pork scratchings are fried pig skin,
mate. Look at the ingredients.

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They can't sell packets
of fried pig skin.

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Shit!

38
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~ How long's this been going on?
~ It's always been so.

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Nobody ever told me.

40
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So you still up for the
open mic on Thursday?

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I'm up for it if you are.

42
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Yeah. I think so.

43
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How you getting on with
playing and standing up?

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Not happening, mate. I'm thinking
about making it my gimmick.

45
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What do you mean?

46
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Well, Sandy Shaw performed barefoot,

47
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Nick Drake performed
with his back to the audience,

48
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I can perform cross-legged.

49
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~ Sounds a bit pretentious.
~ No, it's not pretentious, is it?

50
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It's not an affectation because
I can't actually do it standing up.

51
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What are they doing here?

52
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This isn't their pub.

53
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Afternoon, ladies.

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~ Infantile. ~ Are you?

55
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I'm not playing that game.

56
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You're brave coming here.

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We hear some interesting artefacts
were found on Bishop's farm.

58
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~ Don't know what you're
talking about. ~ Oh, I think you do.

59
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We haven't found anything,

60
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unless you consider drinks cans
and barbed wire interesting.

61
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I wouldn't expect you two personally
to have found anything.

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I'm referring to various items
of a possible historical interest

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that were shown to you
by farmer Bishop.

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Nope, sorry, you've lost us.

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Whether or not you found the items,

66
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you have a responsibility
to report anything

67
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that could be considered treasure
trove to the district coroner.

68
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No, we don't.

69
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Oh, so you do know
what I'm talking about.

70
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No, we don't.

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You have 14 days
to report the finds,

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otherwise I shall alert
the relevant authorities myself.

73
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Actually, 12 days now.

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~ Christ, he can speak.
~ Is he allowed to talk?

75
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You're in trouble now, mate.
You wait till he gets you home.

76
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Come along, Paul. These amateurs
are beneath us.

77
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Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?

78
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Always have to have the last word,
don't you? Hmm?

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No.

80
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His name actually is Paul.

81
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How did they find out?
Bishop must have told them.

82
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Maybe you're right,
maybe they bugged the field.

83
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What we going to do?

84
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That site's too important to lose.
We have to defend it.

85
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We have to get the full might
of the DMDC on our side.

86
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~ All seven of them. ~ Exactly.

87
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Blitz the place.

88
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Let's go and talk to Terry,
mobilise the troops.

89
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Somebody's coming.

90
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What's that, love?

91
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Somebody's coming.

92
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Who?

93
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Two. One short, one thin.

94
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Righto.

95
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Oh, they're here.

96
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Evening, Terence.

97
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Hello, Lance. Hello, Andy.
What can I do you for?

98
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~ Oh, it's you. Hello.
~ Oh, hello, Sheila. ~ Hello, Sheila.

99
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~ Would you like some lemonade?
~ Oh, no, thanks, Sheila.

100
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It's fresh.

101
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I'll have some, Sheila, thank you.

102
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Oh, go on, then, yeah.
That'll be nice.

103
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Yes, please, darling. Lovely.

104
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New acquisition, Terry?

105
00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:06,790
Oh, no. No, just reordering.

106
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I thought I'd try them in
denomination rather than date order.

107
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Oh, interesting.

108
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Obviously ordered chronologically
within a denomination.

109
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Obviously.

110
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So... to what do I owe the honour?

111
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It's Bishop's farm.

112
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Is he standing in your way?
He is, isn't he?

113
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Well, it's hardly surprising.

114
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I mean, if I had buried my wife
in a shallow grave,

115
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the last people I'd be inviting
onto my property

116
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would be men with spades.

117
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No, no, we've got the permission.

118
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~ Really? ~ Yeah, he was delighted.
Pretty much giving us free rein.

119
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It's what he's told us
about the place.

120
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~ What's he told you? ~ Well, there's
already been a dig at the farm,

121
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but it was years ago,
before the war.

122
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Dug a couple of trenches
and then never returned.

123
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But then he showed us some things
that had been ploughed up.

124
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What sort of things?

125
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Well... important things.
Beautiful things.

126
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Gold and garnets.

127
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~ Go on. ~ The other lot are sniffing
around. ~ Antiquisearchers.

128
00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:08,310
Are they?

129
00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:10,590
~ They've got wind of it, have they?
~ Apparently so.

130
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So we need the club, the full
weight of the club, behind us.

131
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~ All seven of us.
~ What's he like, Bishop?

132
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~ Mad as a frog, just like you said.
~ And has he mentioned the wife?

133
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He's mentioned her to me
but he was in some sort of trance.

134
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What's he up to?

135
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He's up to something.

136
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And he's definitely given you
permission to search the land?

137
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All except one field.

138
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Well, that's where she is.

139
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We need to get up there.

140
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Need to get over there soon,
no time to lose.

141
00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:39,870
~ When then? ~ I can't tomorrow,
I've got an essay to write.

142
00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:41,750
~ Well, I'm busy the day after.
~ Wednesday?

143
00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:43,710
~ We need to rehearse for the gig.
~ You have a gig?

144
00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:45,790
Open mic, White Horse.
You should come.

145
00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:48,110
~ Sounds good. Thursday?
~ That's the day of the gig.

146
00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:50,510
~ Can't do Thursday then.
The day after? ~ Perfect.

147
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All right, it's set.

148
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Oh, thanks, love.

149
00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,400
~ Thanks, Sheila. ~ I thank you.

150
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The DMDC.

151
00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:00,920
~ DMDC. ~ DMDC.

152
00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:12,110
Wow. That's lemony.

153
00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,670
Gosh, it really is, isn't it?

154
00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:17,120
Well done, love. It's delicious.

155
00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:44,240
Hello?

156
00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:48,550
Hello. Mags, it's me, Lance.

157
00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,720
Oh, hello, love. Won't be a second.

158
00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:54,390
Hello, love. You all right?

159
00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:55,550
Yeah, good, you?

160
00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:58,790
Yeah, good, I was...
I was just out the back.

161
00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:00,830
I brought you this back.

162
00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:02,920
~ Oh, is that mine?
~ Yeah, it's your favourite.

163
00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:06,040
Oh, yeah. Thanks, love.

164
00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,870
~ So are you still on for tomorrow?
~ What's tomorrow?

165
00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:12,870
~ Music night, White Horse.
~ Yeah? Who's playing?

166
00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:14,870
I am. I told you.

167
00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:17,480
~ Me and Andy are doing one
of my songs. ~ Oh, yeah, you said.

168
00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:21,950
Oh, I thought that was next Thursday.
Is that this Thursday?

169
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,150
Yeah, it's tomorrow.
You said you could come.

170
00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:25,910
I'll have to see what Tony's doing.

171
00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:28,270
Oh, forget...
Don't worry about Tony.

172
00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:30,590
I mean, if he can't make it,
you should come on your own.

173
00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:33,150
All right, I'll see what Tony's
doing. What time's it start?

174
00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,790
7:30 start, I think,
but I'll text you.

175
00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:38,520
Who was it, Maggie?
Said we should have closed up.

176
00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:43,310
~ Oh, hello, Lance. ~ Tony.

177
00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:46,070
Lance just invited us to a
music night tomorrow night.

178
00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:48,870
~ We're not doing anything, are we?
~ I told you about it last week.

179
00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:51,310
~ Don't think so, sounds good. ~ Great.

180
00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,640
We better carry on with
our thing, Maggie.

181
00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:56,910
Moving those boxes.

182
00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,670
Just coming.

183
00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:01,070
Oh, Lance, could you just flip
the closed sign over

184
00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:02,270
on your way out, please?

185
00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:05,390
~ Yeah, OK. I'll see you tomorrow
night. ~ What's tomorrow night?

186
00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:07,070
The White Horse.

187
00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,360
Oh, yeah, yeah. I'll see you there.

188
00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:12,000
See you, Lance.

189
00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:25,590
♪ You were my new age girl

190
00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:28,870
♪ You're the shine of the pearl
You're the light of the fair

191
00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:31,960
♪ You're the tilt-a-whirl...

192
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,910
♪ Tilt-a-whirl.... ♪

193
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:36,000
Oh, no.

194
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,830
Tilt-a!

195
00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:41,310
~ Whirl. ~ What is a tilt-a-whirl?

196
00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:44,360
~ It's a fairground ride.
Like a waltzer. ~ Right.

197
00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:51,350
Come on, mate.
I think it's sounding good.

198
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,190
I don't even think
this was a good idea.

199
00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:56,710
Hey, I'm looking forward to it.

200
00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:57,840
So is Becky.

201
00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:03,430
Don't come.
I don't want you to come.

202
00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:07,070
OK. And explain to me why I
shouldn't be offended by that.

203
00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:09,790
It's going to be awful.
I want to spare you the pain.

204
00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:12,080
~ Oh, dear. ~ And it
will cause you pain.

205
00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,110
You were so adamant.

206
00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:18,110
I've set the class an easy homework
so I can have the night off marking.

207
00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:21,110
I bought you this as a way of
saying please, don't come.

208
00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:23,030
Oh.

209
00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:24,150
Cheers.

210
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,630
Honestly, it's going to be dreadful.
You'll go off me.

211
00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:29,430
You'll see me up there on stage
and you'll think, "What a prick.

212
00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:30,670
"What am I doing with him?"

213
00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:32,950
You're making it sound better
and better.

214
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,390
This is a spectacle
I don't want to miss.

215
00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:36,760
(Please.)

216
00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:41,150
Will you give me a private
performance another time?

217
00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,270
Absolutely. Naked, if you want.

218
00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:46,350
~ No, clothed is fine.
~ Just not in front of a crowd.

219
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:47,910
You're expecting a crowd?

220
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:51,510
~ Oh, God, yeah. At least a crowd,
probably more. ~ Oh.

221
00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:58,270
Becks coming?

222
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:03,950
No, she... No, she really wanted to,
but she's got marking to do.

223
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,440
So, yeah, it's a shame.

224
00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:27,070
How about Maggie?

225
00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:29,030
~ Eh? ~ Maggie?

226
00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:31,670
~ What about her? ~ Did you invite her?

227
00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:33,560
Can't remember. May have done.

228
00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:36,350
Who you looking for?

229
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:37,800
Just seeing who's here.

230
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:41,830
You haven't met Tony, have you?

231
00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:43,550
~ Maggie's new bloke? ~ Don't think so.

232
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,950
~ Massive knob. ~ Has he?

233
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,350
No, he is one. Not he's got one.

234
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:51,030
I've got no idea how big
his knob is.

235
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,200
~ I imagine it's probably tiny.
~ Probably.

236
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:57,510
No, she'll turn up,
and if she doesn't,

237
00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,510
it'll just be a nice,
low-profile thing,

238
00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:01,280
practice run for the stadium tour.

239
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,470
I may have put it on Facebook.

240
00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:07,350
Oh, balls, when?

241
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:10,000
~ Other night when I was
feeling confident. ~ Nice.

242
00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:12,920
~ Shit. ~ What?

243
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:16,280
~ Simon and Garfunkel. ~ More of them.

244
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:19,870
Is this pub an Antiquisearchers
stronghold?

245
00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,390
I don't know, where do they meet?

246
00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,880
WI on a Thursday.

247
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,230
Bollocks.

248
00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:27,200
Oh, well. What are they going to do?

249
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:31,950
Spotted.

250
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,070
Right, that's settled,
we're not doing the song.

251
00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,950
Deal. We'll get a drink.

252
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,840
~ Otherwise they've won.
What are you having? ~ Pint, please.

253
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,310
~ Hiya. ~ Oh, hi, Sophe.

254
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:52,830
~ Andy, hello.
~ Who are you saying hello to?

255
00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:54,310
You, who do you think?

256
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:57,070
Oh. You got Lance's message then?

257
00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,150
What message?

258
00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,710
On Facebook.

259
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,630
Oh, yeah, yeah, thought
I'd come down.

260
00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:05,070
Cool, I don't actually know if we're
going to be doing it after all.

261
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:06,520
~ What? ~ The song.

262
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:08,870
Oh, really? Why not?

263
00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,830
Turns out this place is an
Antiquisearchers bastion.

264
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:15,040
They're all around.
A wretched hive of scum and villainy.

265
00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:17,680
We must be cautious.

266
00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:19,710
What are you drinking?

267
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:22,320
~ A pint, please.
Where are you sitting? ~ Down there.

268
00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:35,320
Oh, blimey. Hello, everyone.

269
00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,270
I did put it on Facebook.

270
00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:39,670
Oh, that's blown it.

271
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,790
I guess we're doing
the song after all.

272
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:45,190
~ We're looking forward to it, aren't
we, love? ~ Yes. ~ What's it called?

273
00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:47,430
Er... Wait and see.

274
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:51,670
Is it a sad song? I love sad songs.

275
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,550
Is it, Lance?

276
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:54,870
Is it a sad song?

277
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,200
No, not especially.

278
00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:00,030
Is it about your ex-wife?

279
00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:01,630
No, why'd you say that?

280
00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:03,590
Because of the way you keep
going on about her.

281
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,590
~ I do not. ~ Is she coming tonight?

282
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:07,310
I don't know.
Does anyone want a drink?

283
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:09,870
I'll get them. Pint?

284
00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:11,880
Pint? Pintosh?

285
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,950
Coke?

286
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,750
Sheila, what are you having?

287
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:18,840
Pina Colada.

288
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,990
I'm not sure they'll have
that at the White Horse.

289
00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,670
I'll check. But if they don't?

290
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:26,480
~ Snowball. ~ Snowball, got it.

291
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:14,070
Cheers, everybody who have come here
to folk it up at the White Horse.

292
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:17,190
First up, Johnny Piper.

293
00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:25,560
Hey.

294
00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:41,390
♪ Would you search the
lonely Earth for me?

295
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:44,240
♪ Climb through the briar
and bramble?

296
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:49,640
♪ I'll be your treasure

297
00:17:56,400 --> 00:18:00,830
♪ I felt the touch of the kings
and the breath of the wind

298
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,550
♪ I knew the call of all
the songbirds

299
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:06,200
♪ They sang all the wrong words

300
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:13,870
♪ I'm waiting for you

301
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:17,280
♪ I'm waiting for you... ♪

302
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,440
Is she here? I can't see her.

303
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:49,030
Thank you, Johnny, lovely stuff,

304
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:52,150
and moving right along,

305
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:55,390
please welcome Lance Stater
and Andy Stone.

306
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:31,760
This is New Age Girl.

307
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:51,440
♪ Back when the sky
was clear and blue

308
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,840
♪ I met a girl who looked like you

309
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:06,040
♪ But when she opened her arms
I fell clean through

310
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:11,320
♪ And now I don't know what to do

311
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:18,030
♪ Because you were my new age girl

312
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:22,270
♪ You're the shine in the pearl
You're the lights of the fair

313
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,600
♪ You're the tilt-a-whirl

314
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:30,320
♪ And when I fell, I paid the price

315
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:38,520
♪ You found a man who took
a slice of your love

316
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:44,880
♪ He erected a circle of stones
around your heart

317
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:52,390
♪ And like a tear and share
he tore us apart

318
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:57,510
♪ Because you were my new age girl

319
00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,510
♪ You're the shine in the pearl

320
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:04,510
♪ You're the lights of the fair
You're the tilt-a-whirl

321
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:08,110
♪ You're the sun, you're the moon

322
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:12,830
♪ You're the light in the room

323
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:16,120
♪ You were my new age girl. ♪

324
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,080
~ Double whisky? ~ Yes, please.

325
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,430
Right, you'll have to take
a ten minute break

326
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,360
while the next act parks the van.

327
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:43,190
That was good.

328
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:45,070
~ Shut up. ~ It was.

329
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:47,230
Well, it was better than I thought
it was going to be

330
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,870
~ but that's not really
saying very much. ~ I liked it.

331
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:52,230
Why was Lance on a toadstool?
Has he got piles?

332
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:54,630
No, he can't play unless
he's sitting cross-legged.

333
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:55,840
Seriously?

334
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,000
That is brilliant.

335
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:03,590
Hello?

336
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:05,630
Hello.

337
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:06,790
Hi.

338
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,750
~ You came down? ~ Yup.

339
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:11,200
I was bored and that wine you
bought was a bit shit.

340
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,510
This is Sophie.

341
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,070
Hello, Sophie.

342
00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:16,670
~ Sophie, this is... ~ Becky.

343
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,360
Becky. This is Becky.

344
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:20,720
Hi, Becky.

345
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:26,230
Well, this is nice.

346
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:28,390
Sit down, I'll get you a drink.
What are you having?

347
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:31,470
~ Just an orange juice, thanks.
~ Great. Really? Sit down.

348
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:32,640
I'll get it.

349
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,080
~ Maggie didn't turn up. ~ Becky's here.

350
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:48,230
Oh, yeah. Hello, Becks.
You all right?

351
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:52,670
Yeah, good thanks, Lance. Second
thoughts, I'm going to head off.

352
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:55,870
~ Oh, OK, I'll see you at home. ~ Yeah.

353
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:57,680
~ Bye, Lance. ~ Cheers.

354
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:15,360
She was nice.

355
00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:17,880
Oh, shit.

356
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:24,320
Becks!

357
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,390
Becks!

358
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,390
~ Who the hell is she?
~ Just someone from the club.

359
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,550
Just someone from the club
who you hold hands with?

360
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:33,870
We weren't holding hands.

361
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:36,470
She was holding my hand
for moral support.

362
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,350
~ How old is she? ~ I don't know.

363
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,990
~ Yes, you do. ~ 23.

364
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,270
Brilliant.

365
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,790
~ Thanks. ~ There's nothing going on.

366
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,430
~ Really? Then why didn't you
want me to come tonight? ~ I told you.

367
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:48,750
~ Because I thought it was
going to be crap. ~ And was it?

368
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,760
Actually it was OK,
we were quite pleased.

369
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:56,710
You're pathetic. You're having
a pathetic, little midlife crisis.

370
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:58,350
Go on, leave me for a younger woman

371
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:01,640
and get a pair of leather trousers
and a motorbike while you're at it.

372
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:13,150
What would you get?

373
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,110
A Triumph Bonneville, probably.

374
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,750
Or a Kawasaki.

375
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,270
She calm down eventually?

376
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:20,230
Sort of.

377
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,030
You spoken to Maggie?

378
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,390
Yeah.

379
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:24,600
Why didn't she come?

380
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:28,710
She had no recollection of me
ever mentioning it.

381
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,070
Oh, well.

382
00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:31,550
Here he is.

383
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:32,670
Hello, Terry.

384
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:36,400
Hello, chaps. Sorry, I'm a bit late.
Flamenco class.

385
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:38,790
Has to be done.

386
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:41,520
So here we are. Bishop's farm.

387
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,590
Thought I'd never see the day.

388
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:45,710
Anyone else coming?

389
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:48,590
No, no, no. There's plenty of time
to get them involved later on.

390
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,630
I thought we could do a bit
ourselves, you know.

391
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,280
~ Have a bit of a recce. ~ Really?

392
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,510
Is he around?

393
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,950
~ Bishop? I haven't seen him. ~ Oh.

394
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,070
And which is the field
he told you to stay out of?

395
00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:01,950
The paddock on the Birchwood Road.

396
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,590
Told us not to go
digging down there.

397
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,670
Right, that's where we
want to start then.

398
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,800
Really? We sort of
gave him our word.

399
00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:15,630
What is under there that he doesn't
want people digging up, eh?

400
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,750
That is where she is.

401
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:21,310
If he comes along, challenges me,
I'll just plead ignorance.

402
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:22,480
Here.

403
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,190
You let me know
if you find anything.

404
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:29,390
~ Press that button to speak,
let it go to listen. ~ Will do.

405
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,350
And always say "over" at the
end of a transmission.

406
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,200
~ Copy that. ~ Ten four.

407
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,910
He's on a different mission.

408
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,910
Thinks he's back on the force,
the glory days.

409
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:47,510
Wants to find Mrs Bishop.
Crack a cold case.

410
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:48,680
Over.

411
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:38,390
So he's got five

412
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:42,190
on the life and works
of PG Wodehouse.

413
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,630
Onto the general knowledge round.

414
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,470
First question -

415
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:51,510
What flightless bird is an
unofficial symbol of New Zealand?

416
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:57,150
Matey answers kangaroo.
I mean, where do I start?

417
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,360
~ Don't have to.
~ No, I shouldn't have to.

418
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:06,750
They're not biting.
Shall we call it a day?

419
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:07,920
Suppose.

420
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,150
Come in, Terry, over.

421
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,870
Go ahead, over.

422
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:18,600
We're thinking of calling it a day.

423
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:29,120
Over.

424
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:34,950
Right you are. I've got a target
here, it's quite big and quite deep.

425
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,270
It's probably a pipe or a gate post,

426
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:40,110
but I'm going to throw down a
sondage and check it out anyway.

427
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,430
Over.

428
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,790
Well, we'll give it
about ten minutes

429
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,880
then we'll head down to that
pub on the corner?

430
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,150
Over.

431
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,240
See you in there. Over and out.

432
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:10,800
Shit.