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Did you hear about
old Bob Cromer?

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What about him?

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Exhumed, mate.

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What?

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Grave robbed.

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By who?

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Nobody knows.
Nighthawks.

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Rumor has it he was buried
with some of his best finds.

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James I guinea.
Medieval posy ring.

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That Viking torc.

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They came in the night
and dug him up.

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Unbelievable.

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The things some people´ll do
for gold.

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Poor old Bob.

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Bet he never thought he´d end up
on that end of a detector.

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[ "Detectorists" plays ]

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♫ Will you search through
the lonely earth for me ♫

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♫ Climb through
the briar and bramble? ♫

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♫ I´ll be your treasure ♫

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♫ I´m waiting for you ♫

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♫ I´m waiting for you ♫

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[ Birds chirping ]

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LANCE: Now, the idea
of what is considered beautiful

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changes through time.

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Like, well,
back in the Tudor period,

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you might´ve been considered
really attractive.

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You know, scrawny.
The beard and the hair.

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Stick a ruff around your neck,

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you could´ve been
one of Lizzy I´s favorites.

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Right, and how far back in time
would you have to go

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before you were
considered attractive?

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Oh, no, no, no.
I...

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My time
is right around the corner.

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Within the next couple of years,
I reckon.

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[ Metal detector beeping ]

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I´m gonna call it a day
and head into town.

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Said I´d drop by the library.

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Sophie´s meeting Peter
to research that plane crash.

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I can´t get into it.

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It´s not old enough.

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If it hasn´t been forgotten,
I´m not interested.

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I´m on a different quest.

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Oh, yeah?
What´s that, then?

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Oh, I don´t know.

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My heart has followed all my
days something I cannot name.

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Blimey.

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Yeah, I won´t be able to rest

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until I´ve danced
the gold dance.

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You´re not coming, then?

50
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No, got plans.

51
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Oh, yeah?
What are you doing?

52
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Hmm?

53
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Oh, uh, got to
pop into Screwfix.

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What have you gotten?

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BOAT.

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What, a boat?

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Mm?
No, B-O-A-T.

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"Bit Off A Tractor."

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[ Exhales sharply ]

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What,
haven´t you heard that one?

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Course I haven´t.
You just made it up.

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Oh, it´s an old one, that is.
Like POACH.

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Go on.

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"Part Off A Combine Harvester."

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Bullshit.

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-SOPHIE: Hi.
-Hello.

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-How are you?
-Good.

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Um, listen, thank you
for helping me out with this.

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It´s all right.

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I´m a sucker
for a bit of research.

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PETER:
You´re a what?

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-SOPHIE: Doesn´t matter.
-[ Chuckles ]

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Are any of the others
coming down?

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-Don´t think so.
-That´s good.

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Yeah?

76
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Yeah, they were
all so enthusiastic.

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-Especially the main guy.
-Terry.

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I´m worried
they´ll be disappointed.

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How come?

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Well, even if we find
the crash site,

81
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I don´t think there´ll be
much left of the plane.

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Oh, we´re used to not finding
very much at the DMDC.

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It´s what we do best.

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[ Up-tempo New Wave music
playing ]

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Me?

86
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I´m in fruit and veg.

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I´m in fruit and vegetables.

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Did you know 90% of onions

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are consumed
in their country of origin?

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Hmm.

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There´s hardly any
international trade in onions.

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What, this old thing?

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Heh.
Oh, thank you.

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Well, I´ve had it for years.

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Do I drive?

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Well, you, uh -- You might have
seen that yellow car

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parked up outside?

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The, uh...

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Yes.

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TR7.

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Do you know about them?

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Well, I´ve, uh -- I´ve actually
done quite a lot of work on her.

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Resprayed her Aztec yellow,

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whereas the original
would have been...

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That´s right.
Mimosa yellow.

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And you, uh...

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Do you have a car?

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Really?

109
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What, the one
in "Back to the Future"?

110
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I´ve given myself a year off.

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I was fed up with my job,
so I jacked it in,

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and I´m traveling for a year.

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I wrote a list of things
I want to achieve in this year,

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and one of those things
was to find

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my grandfather´s resting place
and lay a wreath.

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That´s really nice.

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I´ve been wanting to
for a long time.

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This year is the year
for getting things done.

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So, what else is on your list?
Don´t say bungee jumping.

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-Catch a big fish.
-Okay.

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Fall in love.

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Wait, isn´t that on everybody´s
list all of the time?

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Is it?
I don´t know.

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Wasn´t on mine for a long time.
But I´m ready now.

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I´m going to make
a concerted effort.

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Right, yeah, ´cause that´s
usually how it happens.

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-Yeah?
-Yeah, sure.

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I mean, you decide
to fall in love,

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you try really hard,
and then you fall in love!

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-Mm, you´re being sarcastic.
-Yeah!

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-Well done! Very clever.
-Thank you.

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So, what qualities are you
looking for in your new love?

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-Sarcasm.
-Ohh.

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As discussed, the summer fair
is going to be Dickens themed,

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and I´d like all attending staff
in Victorian dress if you would.

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This costume hire company
has a nice range.

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Expensive, but worth it.

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As I´m sure you´re all aware,

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last year
Oakfield Lane Primary School

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raised £5,000
at their annual fete,

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and I´m determined
we´re going to beat that.

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Um, could I ask you all
not to double-park

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outside the front
of the school?

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Mr. Dale
had to get to Asda yesterday,

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and he couldn´t get out.

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Well, where are
we supposed to go, then?

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I´m having to park further and
further away and walk the rest.

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HEAD TEACHER: You only live
a mile away, Janet.

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Exactly.

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It´s hardly worth me driving in
at all.

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We need to sort out
some more parking spaces.

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Hi.

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Hey, Lance.

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It´s Andy.

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Oh, yeah.
Lance is the other guy.

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[ Chuckles ]
Funny little guy.

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Funny little guy?

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Yeah, you know.
[ Chuckles ]

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Hmm.
How´s it going?

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Good, good.

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We found a newspaper article,
and Sophie´s gone to get coffee.

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Oh, great.
Can I see?

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This is from
the morning after the crash.

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There is no photo, and they just
said it was near Henburystone.

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Nothing more specific.

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But it does say that the plane
came straight down nosefirst

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and pretty much
buried itself in the ground.

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And does it mention the crew?

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Um...

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No, I don´t think so.

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All right, well, I found
a list of their names online.

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It doesn´t say
what happened to them,

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but it does say that they were
all accounted for,

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which I don´t understand.

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-Which was your grandfather?
-Let me see.

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Yeah, here.

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Reinfried Schneider.

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Hmm.
Forward gunner.

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Right.

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Here´s Sophie.

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Andy, I thought you said you
might not be able to make it.

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Yeah, but I managed to.

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Great.

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Can I...?

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Yeah, yeah.

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So Peter showed me the article.

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Yeah.

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I´m hoping other papers
might have photographs

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of the crash site,
so we should carry on looking.

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Yeah.

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It´s quite a lot
to go through, actually.

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Right.

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Should we just crack on with
that then, or did you want to...

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Oh, no, yeah. I´ll --
I´ll let you crack on with that.

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I´ve got some
shopping to do, so...

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-See you later.
-Yep. See you.

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-ANDY: Cheers.
-PETER: Cheers, Lance.

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It´s Andy.

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Andy.

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The residents of Whitehall Lodge
are complaining that the parents

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are parking their cars in the
residents-only parking bays.

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We must make sure
that the parents know

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they´re not allowed to do that.

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Similarly, parents are parking
on the yellow zigzag lines

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at the front of the school,

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and we must make sure they know
that they can´t do that,

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even if
they´re just dropping off.

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Uh, any other business?

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Frances.

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FRANCES: Are we allowed to park
on Meadow View Road?

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It´s just it doesn´t say
anywhere it´s residents only.

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But they´re claiming
the same parking restrictions

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stretch around from Church Road

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even though there aren´t
any, um, signs.

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JANET: Well, if there
aren´t any signs,

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it means there aren´t
any parking restrictions.

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FRANCES: Right.

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So can I park there?

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Mmmpbht!

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HEAD TEACHER: Becky?

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Sorry.
I have to go.

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[ Cellphone rings ]

223
00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:20,300
Hey.

224
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I´ve just walked out of
a stupid staff meeting.

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´Cause they´re all a bunch
of small-minded idiots

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who can only talk about
how bloody difficult it is

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to park their fucking cars!

228
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Bloody hell, you sound furious.
You all right?

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Hang on.

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Hang on a second, Becks.

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[ Sighs ]
It made me realize, Andy,

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I really need
to get out of here.

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I want to talk to you some more
about this VSO thing.

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I think we should do it.
The three of us.

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you should hear Martin
talking about it.

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It sounds wonderful.

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Andy?

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Andy?

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Sorry. Got distracted.
I´ll see you at home.

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[ Sighs ]

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[ Mariachi music playing ]

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KATE: Um, I figure 20 years,
that´s not that vast, is it?

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[ Cellphone vibrates ]

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00:12:16,470 --> 00:12:18,770
-Uh, I better take this.
-Mm-hmm.

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00:12:20,830 --> 00:12:21,970
Hello.

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00:12:21,970 --> 00:12:23,830
All right, it´s me.
Where are you?

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Oh.
I told you -- Screwfix.

248
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Oh, yeah.
I forgot.

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Have they got
a mariachi band playing?

250
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Oh, yeah, I know.

251
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Having a Mexican afternoon.

252
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Uh, no, I just --

253
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I forgot to ask whether
you´re going to the club.

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All right.
I´ll see you there.

255
00:12:47,430 --> 00:12:50,130
Oh, can you get me
some masonry nails?

256
00:12:50,130 --> 00:12:52,570
Galvanized.

257
00:12:52,570 --> 00:12:54,070
Yeah, okay.

258
00:12:55,330 --> 00:12:58,670
I´d better go.
They´re bringing out the piñata.

259
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,670
Adios.

260
00:13:12,630 --> 00:13:14,370
[ Door opens ]

261
00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:17,070
[ Door closes ]

262
00:13:23,430 --> 00:13:25,630
Hello.

263
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:28,130
I´m in here.

264
00:13:28,130 --> 00:13:29,730
All right, sweary.

265
00:13:29,730 --> 00:13:32,070
Oh.
Was I swearing a lot?

266
00:13:32,070 --> 00:13:34,300
Yeah, an unnecessary amount,
I´d say.

267
00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:37,500
Oh, good God.
I was just about to break.

268
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:41,370
I´d had all that I could take
of their petty parking problems.

269
00:13:41,370 --> 00:13:43,300
And their fete,
for goodness sake!

270
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:44,170
You rapping?

271
00:13:45,030 --> 00:13:46,500
No, I think
it was just a fluke.

272
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:47,630
Say something else.

273
00:13:47,630 --> 00:13:49,170
I want a change, Andy.

274
00:13:49,170 --> 00:13:51,700
I want to get out of that school
and try something else,

275
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:52,970
go somewhere else.

276
00:13:52,970 --> 00:13:54,330
No, none of that
really rhymed.

277
00:13:54,330 --> 00:13:56,300
I wasn´t trying to rhyme.

278
00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:58,030
Oh, sorry.
What were you saying?

279
00:13:58,030 --> 00:13:59,830
Doesn´t matter.

280
00:13:59,830 --> 00:14:01,330
They can´t fire you, can they,

281
00:14:01,330 --> 00:14:03,130
for storming
out of a staff meeting?

282
00:14:03,130 --> 00:14:05,300
I didn´t storm.
I just left.

283
00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:07,970
We´d really be up shit creek
if you lost your job.

284
00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:10,500
I want to show you this.

285
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,900
Don´t hand in your notice
just yet.

286
00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:14,670
Oh, you´ll never guess
what I saw.

287
00:14:14,670 --> 00:14:17,470
Looks like Lance has taken our
advice to try Internet dating.

288
00:14:17,470 --> 00:14:19,300
I saw him holding hands
with a girl,

289
00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:21,300
when he said he was going
to the DIY shop.

290
00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:22,730
Yeah?
Nobody we know?

291
00:14:22,730 --> 00:14:24,570
No, really young.
Much younger than him.

292
00:14:24,570 --> 00:14:26,670
-How young?
-20s.

293
00:14:27,630 --> 00:14:30,130
They were in a café,
didn´t see me.

294
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:32,870
And they were holding hands?

295
00:14:32,870 --> 00:14:35,630
Well, yeah.
Touching hands, flirting.

296
00:14:35,630 --> 00:14:37,300
He was adamant
he wasn´t gonna try it,

297
00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:39,370
but I don´t know how else
he could have met her so fast.

298
00:14:39,370 --> 00:14:41,170
Why don´t you just ask him?

299
00:14:41,170 --> 00:14:43,930
Nah.
He can tell me when he´s ready.

300
00:14:43,930 --> 00:14:46,100
What´s that?
What´s that?

301
00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:47,900
That´s a denarius.

302
00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:52,030
Can you say, "Silver denarius
of Marcus Aurelius"?

303
00:14:53,830 --> 00:14:55,170
Nah.

304
00:14:57,370 --> 00:14:58,770
SOPHIE: Here it is.

305
00:14:58,770 --> 00:15:00,870
It seems it came down
so straight and so fast

306
00:15:00,870 --> 00:15:03,100
that the hole sort of
filled itself in afterwards.

307
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:05,300
Always fill in your holes.

308
00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:06,670
Bad taste, Russell.

309
00:15:06,670 --> 00:15:09,300
It was so deep,
they just left it.

310
00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:10,930
It looks like
it´s never been disturbed.

311
00:15:10,930 --> 00:15:12,570
And look -- this tower.

312
00:15:12,570 --> 00:15:13,870
TERRY:
Yeah, that´s St. Giles.

313
00:15:13,870 --> 00:15:15,930
PETER: I can see this tower
from where I park my camper.

314
00:15:15,930 --> 00:15:18,070
Well, that´s where
we should start.

315
00:15:18,070 --> 00:15:19,770
Can you tell where this photo
was taken from?

316
00:15:19,770 --> 00:15:21,300
It´s hard to tell.

317
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:23,430
LANCE: Yeah, you can only see
the top of the church.

318
00:15:23,430 --> 00:15:25,830
We should get down there
and have a look.

319
00:15:25,830 --> 00:15:28,330
Listen, Terry,
if we find the site,

320
00:15:28,330 --> 00:15:30,670
I´ll need to apply
for a license

321
00:15:30,670 --> 00:15:32,930
of Ministry of Defence
to dig it.

322
00:15:32,930 --> 00:15:36,030
I was wondering if the DMDC
could do that on my behalf.

323
00:15:36,030 --> 00:15:38,030
It might look better
coming from a club.

324
00:15:38,030 --> 00:15:39,830
No problem at all, mate.

325
00:15:39,830 --> 00:15:41,570
And here´s an idea --

326
00:15:41,570 --> 00:15:43,770
What if,
when we locate the wreckage,

327
00:15:43,770 --> 00:15:46,700
we have the annual rally
on the site, eh?

328
00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:48,470
Get everyone down.
More the merrier.

329
00:15:48,470 --> 00:15:50,330
Barbecue.
Make a day of it.

330
00:15:50,330 --> 00:15:51,870
Can I keep
some of the wreckage?

331
00:15:51,870 --> 00:15:53,170
Well, I don´t know
about that, Hugh.

332
00:15:53,170 --> 00:15:54,830
I´ll bring a wheelbarrow.

333
00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:58,270
Hang on a second, guys.
This is not what I had in mind.

334
00:15:58,270 --> 00:16:00,070
I want to find the site,
pay my respects.

335
00:16:00,070 --> 00:16:01,830
I didn´t necessarily want
lots of people there.

336
00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,100
We´ll cordon it off.

337
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:04,300
[ Door creaks ]

338
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:10,500
Hello?
Mr. Mayor?

339
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:12,500
[ Door creaks ]

340
00:16:13,470 --> 00:16:15,770
Uh, could I have a word, Terry?

341
00:16:15,770 --> 00:16:18,330
Certainly, Mr. Mayor.

342
00:16:18,330 --> 00:16:20,430
Well, this is an honor, sir.

343
00:16:20,430 --> 00:16:22,370
How may I be of assistance?

344
00:16:22,370 --> 00:16:24,300
Uh...

345
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:26,130
After a bit of a favor,
actually,

346
00:16:26,130 --> 00:16:27,500
from you metal detectors.

347
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,300
Detectorists.

348
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:30,930
-Beg your pardon?
-Doesn´t matter.

349
00:16:30,930 --> 00:16:33,300
Ah.
Um, damnedest thing.

350
00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:36,430
I seem to have mislaid
my ceremonial chain of office,

351
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:38,330
and I thought maybe
you could find it for me.

352
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,570
Absolutely no problem
at all, sir.

353
00:16:40,570 --> 00:16:42,530
I´ll get a team on it
straightaway.

354
00:16:42,530 --> 00:16:43,500
Russell.

355
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,970
No, no. No, no need to --
Silly to involve any...

356
00:16:45,970 --> 00:16:49,870
Russell runs our new
jewelry-retrieval service.

357
00:16:49,870 --> 00:16:51,930
The mayor here
has lost his chain of office.

358
00:16:51,930 --> 00:16:53,770
-His what?
-It´s a ceremonial chain.

359
00:16:53,770 --> 00:16:55,630
You know, shouldn´t be
too difficult to find.

360
00:16:55,630 --> 00:16:57,070
Big, chunky thing.

361
00:16:57,070 --> 00:16:58,230
I´ll get Hugh.

362
00:16:58,230 --> 00:16:59,370
No. No, no.
No need to...

363
00:16:59,370 --> 00:17:03,500
Hugh!
The mayor´s lost his necklace.

364
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:07,300
Hugh runs the jewelry-retrieval
service with Russell.

365
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:08,300
They´ve had a lot of success.

366
00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:10,330
Had quite a few stories
in the local paper.

367
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:11,630
-You may have seen them.
-No.

368
00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:13,300
I have a scrapbook
if you want to see it.

369
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,870
-No.
-Oh.

370
00:17:14,870 --> 00:17:16,100
Thank you.

371
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:17,700
I don´t want to make
a big fuss.

372
00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:19,470
Silly to involve
too many people.

373
00:17:19,470 --> 00:17:20,770
So where did you say
you lost it?

374
00:17:20,770 --> 00:17:24,500
Uh, somewhere in the long grass
or in the bushes

375
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:28,170
up near the car park
by Barnfather Woods.

376
00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:32,070
The car park
near Barnfather Woods?

377
00:17:32,070 --> 00:17:35,430
Yes.
You know the one up -- up there.

378
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,370
The place where all the cars go
after dark?

379
00:17:37,370 --> 00:17:39,870
I have no idea
what happens there after dark.

380
00:17:39,870 --> 00:17:43,900
I was walking my dog,
and it got caught on a branch

381
00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:46,970
and, uh, pinged
off into the undergrowth.

382
00:17:46,970 --> 00:17:48,870
Right, well, we´d better
get up there, then.

383
00:17:48,870 --> 00:17:50,970
In the bushes on the left-hand
side of the car park.

384
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:52,470
-Okay.
-Yeah.

385
00:17:52,470 --> 00:17:53,500
Soon as you can.

386
00:17:56,030 --> 00:17:59,270
Um, if we do manage
to find it...

387
00:17:59,270 --> 00:18:00,130
Yes?

388
00:18:00,130 --> 00:18:03,770
All right to call the local
papers down, take a photo?

389
00:18:03,770 --> 00:18:04,900
For the scrapbook.

390
00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:06,430
No. No.

391
00:18:06,430 --> 00:18:10,170
You see, because, um --
because that wouldn´t do at all.

392
00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:11,730
I -- I was gonna make

393
00:18:11,730 --> 00:18:15,030
an anonymous donation
to the club if you found it.

394
00:18:15,030 --> 00:18:19,300
And I don´t like to boast
about my charity work,

395
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:24,830
so any publicity might prevent
me from making such a donation.

396
00:18:24,830 --> 00:18:26,300
Do you see?

397
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:28,100
Yes, I think so.

398
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:30,670
Fantastic.

399
00:18:30,670 --> 00:18:32,130
There we are.

400
00:18:34,930 --> 00:18:37,100
[ Door creaks ]

401
00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:45,300
[ Birds chirping ]

402
00:18:53,730 --> 00:18:55,930
You ever thought about
what kind of dance you´d do

403
00:18:55,930 --> 00:18:57,300
if you found gold?

404
00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:58,830
Oh, no.

405
00:18:58,830 --> 00:19:00,800
It´s bad luck
to practice beforehand.

406
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:04,100
Has to be spontaneous.
Yeah.

407
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:07,200
Yeah, I´ve -- I´ve no idea
what´ll come out on the day.

408
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,370
But I imagine
it´ll be exuberant.

409
00:19:09,370 --> 00:19:10,430
Not too exuberant, though.

410
00:19:10,430 --> 00:19:12,030
Remember what happened
to Derek Hoof.

411
00:19:12,030 --> 00:19:14,430
Oh, yeah.
Dislocated a hip.

412
00:19:14,430 --> 00:19:16,200
It wasn´t even gold in the end,
was it?

413
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,700
-Milk-bottle top.
-Embarrassing.

414
00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:36,500
Hey.

415
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:37,500
-Morning.
-Wotcha.

416
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:38,600
SOPHIE: All right?

417
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,600
PETER: Ooh. Oh!

418
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:45,200
So this is it?
The famous metal detector?

419
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,430
It´s the CTX, yeah.

420
00:19:47,430 --> 00:19:49,370
She was one of the first
in the country.

421
00:19:49,370 --> 00:19:52,370
I´ve souped her up a bit,
fitted her with a larger coil.

422
00:19:52,370 --> 00:19:54,900
Might give her another coat of
wax midway through the season.

423
00:19:55,970 --> 00:19:57,130
How does it work?

424
00:19:57,130 --> 00:19:58,100
Jesus.

425
00:19:58,100 --> 00:19:59,070
What´s the "on" button?

426
00:19:59,070 --> 00:20:01,470
Well -- No, I don´t really like
to switch her on

427
00:20:01,470 --> 00:20:03,730
so close to the car,
overhead power cables.

428
00:20:03,730 --> 00:20:05,100
-It might overload the --
-[ Pad beeping ]

429
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:06,830
Ah, look at me.
I´m gonna find some treasure.

430
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:08,300
No, well, you won´t find
anything here.

431
00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:10,030
You haven´t got it
on the right...

432
00:20:10,030 --> 00:20:11,770
-Hey, hey! Wow!
-[ Metal detector beeps ]

433
00:20:11,770 --> 00:20:13,970
It made some noise, guys.
I found something.

434
00:20:13,970 --> 00:20:15,300
Yeah, but it´s
on the wrong setting.

435
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:16,900
It´ll probably be a drinks can,
so close to the road.

436
00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:18,370
It´s just gonna be
modern litter.

437
00:20:18,370 --> 00:20:20,330
Give me a spade.
This is great.

438
00:20:20,330 --> 00:20:22,030
Come on, you don´t want to
dig it up now.

439
00:20:22,030 --> 00:20:23,300
What´s the reading?

440
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:26,030
35.
Is that good?

441
00:20:26,030 --> 00:20:27,500
No. It´s iffy.

442
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:28,770
You know,
it doesn´t mean anything.

443
00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:29,670
35?

444
00:20:29,670 --> 00:20:31,430
Give me the spade.

445
00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:35,830
Well, dig it up if you like,
but you´re wasting your time.

446
00:20:40,430 --> 00:20:42,330
I tell you what.
Maybe we should --

447
00:20:42,330 --> 00:20:44,300
No way, man.
This is my treasure.

448
00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:54,300
Coke can.

449
00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:56,100
-Told you, didn´t I?
-Yeah, you did.

450
00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:57,770
I said it was a drinks can,
didn´t I?

451
00:20:57,770 --> 00:20:59,570
-Unbelievable.
-And you didn´t listen.

452
00:20:59,570 --> 00:21:01,670
-Unbelievable.
-ANDY: Ridiculous.

453
00:21:01,670 --> 00:21:02,770
LANCE:
It´s always the virgins.

454
00:21:02,770 --> 00:21:04,730
-ANDY: Yeah.
-LANCE: It´s always the same.

455
00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:07,500
The ones who go out the first
time think they know best.

456
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,730
ANDY:
Would he listen?

457
00:21:08,730 --> 00:21:10,030
LANCE: What was it?
A drinks can.

458
00:21:10,030 --> 00:21:11,530
ANDY:
It was only ever gonna be junk.

459
00:21:11,530 --> 00:21:12,700
LANCE: Ha!

460
00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:14,930
Is it true
what Sophie´s told me,

461
00:21:14,930 --> 00:21:16,900
that Terry got blown up
by a bomb last year?

462
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:17,870
Afraid so.

463
00:21:17,870 --> 00:21:19,930
Threw him 40 foot in the air,
he reckons.

464
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:21,900
Would have never believed
the world of metal detecting

465
00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:23,870
was so full of danger and peril.

466
00:21:23,870 --> 00:21:25,070
Believe it, baby.

467
00:21:25,070 --> 00:21:27,470
-Extreme sport.
-Fast and furious.

468
00:21:27,470 --> 00:21:32,030
Speaking of which, hold on
to your hats, ladies and gents.

469
00:21:32,030 --> 00:21:34,500
There´s a Saxon
round-tower church.

470
00:21:36,070 --> 00:21:37,700
Boom.

471
00:21:42,870 --> 00:21:44,100
Not much to go on.

472
00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:45,970
PETER: We can walk
in a big circle around it

473
00:21:45,970 --> 00:21:47,330
and look out for features.

474
00:21:47,330 --> 00:21:48,630
Yeah, right.

475
00:21:48,630 --> 00:21:50,970
Call if you find anything.

476
00:21:50,970 --> 00:21:53,370
Oh. Okay.

477
00:21:53,370 --> 00:21:55,430
Well, this is
our permission anyway, so...

478
00:21:55,430 --> 00:21:57,770
Want to do
a couple of hours?

479
00:21:57,770 --> 00:22:00,130
-Go on, then.
-SOPHIE: See you in a bit.

480
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:08,870
Thought you were gonna pass out
when he grabbed your detector.

481
00:22:09,900 --> 00:22:12,630
LANCE: Well, do you have a strum
on Bob Dylan´s guitar

482
00:22:12,630 --> 00:22:13,700
without asking him?

483
00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:14,670
ANDY: No.

484
00:22:14,670 --> 00:22:16,100
No.

485
00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:18,170
A man´s detector is like his...

486
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,870
-His what?
-Woman.

487
00:22:19,870 --> 00:22:21,170
[ Chuckling ] Woman?

488
00:22:22,170 --> 00:22:23,770
You know what I mean.

489
00:22:23,770 --> 00:22:26,030
You don´t touch
another man´s detector.

490
00:22:26,030 --> 00:22:27,630
Or his woman.

491
00:22:28,630 --> 00:22:30,070
Exactly.

492
00:22:36,930 --> 00:22:39,470
PETER:
[ Laughing ]

493
00:22:39,470 --> 00:22:41,370
Did you see
the look on his face?

494
00:22:41,370 --> 00:22:43,130
I thought he was going to cry.

495
00:22:43,130 --> 00:22:44,870
You shouldn´t have taken
his detector.

496
00:22:44,870 --> 00:22:46,070
I couldn´t help it.

497
00:22:46,070 --> 00:22:48,530
You don´t mess
with Lance´s metal detectors.

498
00:22:48,530 --> 00:22:50,830
He´s got more than one?

499
00:22:50,830 --> 00:22:53,670
Legend has it he has
a false bookcase that pulls back

500
00:22:53,670 --> 00:22:55,330
to a really secret cabinet
full of them.

501
00:22:55,330 --> 00:22:58,270
-[ Laughs ] Yeah?
-That´s what they say.

502
00:22:58,270 --> 00:23:01,100
They´re so weird.
Why do you hang out with them?

503
00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:02,130
They´re not weird.

504
00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:04,430
Yeah, they are.
They´re freaks.

505
00:23:04,430 --> 00:23:06,670
You´re relatively normal
compared to them.

506
00:23:06,670 --> 00:23:09,300
I like them.
They´re my friends.

507
00:23:25,300 --> 00:23:26,870
I´m not too keen
on Terry´s idea

508
00:23:26,870 --> 00:23:30,170
of holding the rally
at the crash site.

509
00:23:30,170 --> 00:23:31,730
It´s supposed to be
a special moment.

510
00:23:31,730 --> 00:23:33,330
Oh.
He means well.

511
00:23:33,330 --> 00:23:36,430
It´s just, once he´s got
an idea in his head...

512
00:23:36,430 --> 00:23:40,300
Could you speak with him, try to
make him change his mind?

513
00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:42,300
I can try.

514
00:23:42,300 --> 00:23:43,570
Thanks.

515
00:23:48,130 --> 00:23:51,330
I didn´t mean
to insult your friends.

516
00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:53,300
You´re forgiven.

517
00:23:53,300 --> 00:23:56,300
They are weird.
That´s why I like them.

518
00:24:01,030 --> 00:24:03,730
Oh, God.

519
00:24:06,970 --> 00:24:08,330
Who are they?

520
00:24:09,430 --> 00:24:10,970
They look like...

521
00:24:11,930 --> 00:24:13,670
...Simon and Garfunkel.

522
00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:19,100
-ANDY: Opal Fruits.
-Yeah.

523
00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:20,300
Toffos?

524
00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:22,130
ANDY:
Toffos, good one.

525
00:24:25,430 --> 00:24:26,500
Spangles?

526
00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:29,300
-Lazy.
-Yeah, sorry.

527
00:24:33,870 --> 00:24:36,500
So Becky said she saw you
with someone.

528
00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:37,700
In town.

529
00:24:37,700 --> 00:24:39,630
Oh, yeah? Who?

530
00:24:39,630 --> 00:24:41,930
Don´t know.
A woman.

531
00:24:41,930 --> 00:24:44,670
Oh. When?

532
00:24:44,670 --> 00:24:47,970
Tuesday, I think.
Afternoon.

533
00:24:47,970 --> 00:24:49,100
I don´t know.

534
00:24:49,100 --> 00:24:52,570
Uh, maybe it´s the old lady
from downstairs.

535
00:24:52,570 --> 00:24:54,170
No, I think it was
someone younger.

536
00:24:54,170 --> 00:24:56,300
Well, Mrs. Morris
looks young for her age.

537
00:24:56,300 --> 00:24:58,430
-Well, how old is she?
-93.

538
00:24:58,430 --> 00:25:00,300
Definitely someone younger.

539
00:25:00,300 --> 00:25:01,670
[ Cellphone chimes ]

540
00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:05,670
Message from Sophie.

541
00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:09,700
"S and G alert.
Heading your way."

542
00:25:09,700 --> 00:25:11,730
What´s an S and G alert?

543
00:25:15,630 --> 00:25:18,300
Hello there!

544
00:25:18,300 --> 00:25:19,930
Old friends.

545
00:25:22,100 --> 00:25:23,870
Indeed.

546
00:25:25,070 --> 00:25:26,500
Been a long time, hasn´t it?

547
00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:27,470
It has.

548
00:25:27,470 --> 00:25:29,500
Lot of water
under the bridge.

549
00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:30,630
Troubled water.

550
00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:31,700
Pardon?

551
00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:34,870
Troubled water
that the bridge is over.

552
00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:40,070
We just bumped into Sophie
and her boyfriend.

553
00:25:40,070 --> 00:25:41,330
I don´t think they´re a couple.

554
00:25:41,330 --> 00:25:43,030
Ooh!
Did I touch a nerve?

555
00:25:43,030 --> 00:25:44,300
No.

556
00:25:44,300 --> 00:25:46,830
They told us
about the plane crash.

557
00:25:46,830 --> 00:25:47,870
They told you?

558
00:25:47,870 --> 00:25:49,130
He did, yeah.

559
00:25:49,130 --> 00:25:52,300
Plane crash, granddad.
Mm!

560
00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:54,030
Very moving story.

561
00:25:54,030 --> 00:25:55,530
What are you getting at?

562
00:25:55,530 --> 00:25:58,300
But is that the real reason,
hmm?

563
00:25:58,300 --> 00:25:59,830
Or is there something else?

564
00:25:59,830 --> 00:26:02,570
Something you´re hoping
you might find?

565
00:26:02,570 --> 00:26:04,100
The first one.

566
00:26:04,100 --> 00:26:05,370
-Really?
-Really.

567
00:26:05,370 --> 00:26:09,130
You don´t need metal detectors
to lay a wreath.

568
00:26:09,130 --> 00:26:11,100
Oh, wise words.

569
00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:13,070
[ Chuckles ]

570
00:26:13,070 --> 00:26:15,770
We wanted to see you, actually.
To thank you.

571
00:26:15,770 --> 00:26:18,670
We have formed
a brand-new club.

572
00:26:18,670 --> 00:26:20,430
-That so?
-Yes.

573
00:26:20,430 --> 00:26:22,730
You did us a big favor
when you absorbed

574
00:26:22,730 --> 00:26:24,830
some of
our less-committed members.

575
00:26:24,830 --> 00:26:26,530
Allowed us to streamline.

576
00:26:26,530 --> 00:26:28,730
We are now
a highly efficient unit

577
00:26:28,730 --> 00:26:31,730
comprising a dozen or so
elite detectorists.

578
00:26:31,730 --> 00:26:32,700
What are you called?

579
00:26:32,700 --> 00:26:34,470
The Dirt Sharks.

580
00:26:34,470 --> 00:26:37,130
-Eww. Really?
-Yuck.

581
00:26:37,130 --> 00:26:39,300
And what´s wrong
with the Dirt Sharks?

582
00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:41,500
Sounds a bit, you know...

583
00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:43,770
-Aggressive.
-Invasive.

584
00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:45,170
I don´t think so.

585
00:26:45,170 --> 00:26:47,170
-Predatory.
-Predatory, yes.

586
00:26:47,170 --> 00:26:49,130
Sharks are
highly efficient hunters.

587
00:26:49,130 --> 00:26:52,430
And you,
with your metal detectors,

588
00:26:52,430 --> 00:26:55,300
are like sharks swimming
not through water,

589
00:26:55,300 --> 00:26:56,570
but through dirt,

590
00:26:56,570 --> 00:27:00,070
and hunting for metal
instead of food?

591
00:27:00,070 --> 00:27:02,500
Yeah. Exactly.

592
00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:03,930
Oh, yeah,
that´s good, that is.

593
00:27:03,930 --> 00:27:05,370
Yeah, it works.
It´s good.

594
00:27:05,370 --> 00:27:06,330
Well done.

595
00:27:06,330 --> 00:27:06,970
Yeah.

596
00:27:06,970 --> 00:27:10,070
So, what, are you, uh, looking
to share our permissions?

597
00:27:10,070 --> 00:27:14,330
´Cause you got two hopes
of that -- Bob and no.

598
00:27:14,330 --> 00:27:15,700
[ Chuckles ]
It´s amazing.

599
00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:19,430
Why is it I understand
so very little of what you say?

600
00:27:19,430 --> 00:27:21,500
´Cause you´re as thick
as two short plonks.

601
00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:22,870
-Planks.
-You´re welcome.

602
00:27:26,330 --> 00:27:27,430
Come on, Paul.

603
00:27:28,900 --> 00:27:30,330
Don´t...

604
00:27:32,030 --> 00:27:34,300
What a mallet.

605
00:27:34,300 --> 00:27:37,500
Why are they here?
What do they think they know?

606
00:27:38,830 --> 00:27:40,330
Phone Sophie.

607
00:27:40,330 --> 00:27:44,030
Make sure Peter knows
not to say anything else.

608
00:27:44,030 --> 00:27:46,170
Tell him to keep schtum.

609
00:27:46,170 --> 00:27:48,300
Sound of silence.

610
00:27:49,530 --> 00:27:51,500
[ "Detectorists" plays ]