1 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:06,367 What you got? 2 00:00:07,300 --> 00:00:08,533 Bloody hell. 3 00:00:08,567 --> 00:00:11,367 ANDY: Is that...? LANCE: Blimey, mate. 4 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:13,533 Let me see. 5 00:00:13,567 --> 00:00:16,100 That is beautiful. 6 00:00:17,167 --> 00:00:18,767 Is that what I think it is? 7 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:22,533 It's a ruddy spearhead, mate. Incredible condition. 8 00:00:22,567 --> 00:00:25,500 - Medieval? - Well, earlier, I'd say. 9 00:00:25,533 --> 00:00:27,667 I don't know. Could it be Roman? 10 00:00:27,700 --> 00:00:30,067 Unbelievable. You got some water to clean it? 11 00:00:30,100 --> 00:00:31,267 Er... 12 00:00:31,300 --> 00:00:33,300 Well, there's a water tank over there. 13 00:00:49,333 --> 00:00:50,767 (Sighs) 14 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:09,067 No, I knew there was something fishy going on. 15 00:01:09,100 --> 00:01:11,133 You bloody liar. You nearly wet yourself. 16 00:01:11,167 --> 00:01:13,100 You said it was in incredible condition. 17 00:01:13,133 --> 00:01:14,533 Well, exactly. 18 00:01:14,567 --> 00:01:17,033 It was the condition told me something was wrong. 19 00:01:17,067 --> 00:01:18,333 There was no age to it. 20 00:01:18,367 --> 00:01:20,200 I wish I hadn't seen the railings, 21 00:01:20,233 --> 00:01:23,400 - I'd still have a spearhead. - Well... 22 00:01:23,433 --> 00:01:24,600 Now you know how it feels 23 00:01:24,633 --> 00:01:27,400 to have your treasure snatched away so cruelly 24 00:01:27,433 --> 00:01:29,433 from right under your nose. 25 00:01:29,467 --> 00:01:32,433 It feels like crap. 26 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:35,733 Wait a minute. It's the same, isn't it? 27 00:01:35,767 --> 00:01:37,333 What's the same as what? 28 00:01:37,367 --> 00:01:39,300 The same as me losing my gold coin. 29 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:40,667 Not even nearly the same. 30 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:43,167 That's a sign, a clue. 31 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:47,200 Are you building up to one of your bits of mystic wisdom? 32 00:01:47,233 --> 00:01:52,067 There's something about... karma going on. 33 00:01:52,100 --> 00:01:54,767 You're not gonna get in any book of quotations with that, mate. 34 00:01:56,067 --> 00:01:57,700 (Sighs) 35 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:04,767 The thing is, we have to redress the balance, 36 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:07,467 get our own back on those idiots. 37 00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:09,800 It's all a question of karma. 38 00:02:09,833 --> 00:02:12,567 When I think about karma, I see it as a good thing. 39 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,433 Like, if you do something nice, 40 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:16,233 something nice will happen to you. 41 00:02:16,267 --> 00:02:18,300 But you see it as a tool for revenge. 42 00:02:18,333 --> 00:02:21,167 Well, what do you suggest? 43 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,700 Just let them on the land for God's sake. 44 00:02:23,733 --> 00:02:26,500 Let everyone in. Get a band. Have a festival. 45 00:02:26,533 --> 00:02:29,100 You lose the farm in a few days anyway, don't you? 46 00:02:29,133 --> 00:02:31,633 But what if one of them finds my hoard? 47 00:02:31,667 --> 00:02:34,100 Then at least it will have been found. 48 00:02:34,133 --> 00:02:37,833 Anyway, I thought you said his detector was an antique? 49 00:02:37,867 --> 00:02:40,300 It is. It's a twat's detector. 50 00:02:40,333 --> 00:02:44,733 There you go again, being mean. Stop being a bully. 51 00:02:44,767 --> 00:02:47,700 Just play nicely with the other detectorists 52 00:02:47,733 --> 00:02:50,333 and then nice things will start to happen. 53 00:02:51,633 --> 00:02:54,167 Whoo-hoo! My very own ship. 54 00:02:55,767 --> 00:02:58,100 - It's a boat! - No. I've upgraded it. 55 00:02:58,133 --> 00:03:00,267 Today it's a ship. Come on, Dad. 56 00:03:02,467 --> 00:03:03,733 Here. 57 00:03:08,067 --> 00:03:10,067 Yeah, I... 58 00:03:10,100 --> 00:03:11,600 I don't know if I... 59 00:03:11,633 --> 00:03:14,100 Oh, Dad, please just have a glass of wine. 60 00:03:14,133 --> 00:03:19,333 Yeah. Water looks a bit choppy today. 61 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:21,533 It's like a mirror. What are you talking about? 62 00:03:21,567 --> 00:03:23,333 It'll be fine. 63 00:03:25,533 --> 00:03:26,800 Thank you. 64 00:03:33,567 --> 00:03:35,267 - Cheers! - Cheers! 65 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:40,100 - Cheers! KATE: It's not so bad, is it? 66 00:03:40,133 --> 00:03:42,400 No, not so bad. 67 00:03:49,267 --> 00:03:50,700 BECKY: Look at these two, Mum. 68 00:03:53,833 --> 00:03:55,600 Do you see what they're making? 69 00:03:55,633 --> 00:03:56,767 VERONICA: A house. 70 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:58,633 It's the house we went to see. 71 00:03:58,667 --> 00:04:01,633 He can't stop thinking about it. 72 00:04:01,667 --> 00:04:04,467 - He needs a place of his own. - I know. 73 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:07,300 He's been making homes for hedgehogs 74 00:04:07,333 --> 00:04:09,267 and putting up bat boxes. 75 00:04:09,300 --> 00:04:11,733 Some sort of nesting instinct kicking in. 76 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:16,400 - When's the auction? - Sunday. 77 00:04:16,433 --> 00:04:19,233 - You thinking of going along? - I don't know what else to do. 78 00:04:19,267 --> 00:04:21,500 He's got it in his head we're gonna win it. 79 00:04:21,533 --> 00:04:24,433 I'm worried when we don't, it's gonna hit him hard. 80 00:04:35,133 --> 00:04:37,533 This is a big moment for me, because, as you all know, 81 00:04:37,567 --> 00:04:40,500 I have been working on this for a long time. 82 00:04:40,533 --> 00:04:42,733 And there were moments on the journey 83 00:04:42,767 --> 00:04:46,500 when I was quite despairing of ever getting this far. 84 00:04:46,533 --> 00:04:48,500 And there is only one person to thank 85 00:04:48,533 --> 00:04:50,533 for getting me through those dark days, 86 00:04:50,567 --> 00:04:54,067 and that is, of course, my own darling Sheila, without whom... 87 00:04:54,100 --> 00:04:56,567 Come on, Terry, just show us, never mind the speeches. 88 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,167 We all know how great Sheila is. 89 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:00,400 Have you got it there? Let's have a look. 90 00:05:00,433 --> 00:05:03,667 Let me just explain that this is only the proof copy. 91 00:05:03,700 --> 00:05:06,700 The actual finished product will have a much better... 92 00:05:06,733 --> 00:05:07,867 Just show us! 93 00:05:07,900 --> 00:05:11,367 Terry Cloth! Terry Cloth! Terry Cloth! Terry Cloth... 94 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:14,100 Yeah, yeah. All right, all right, all right, all right. 95 00:05:14,133 --> 00:05:15,733 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you 96 00:05:15,767 --> 00:05:20,567 Common Buttons of North West Essex by Terence Seymour. 97 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:22,300 Hooray! 98 00:05:22,333 --> 00:05:24,667 - (Both whistle) - Whoo! 99 00:05:26,133 --> 00:05:27,267 Oh, I'm not expecting 100 00:05:27,300 --> 00:05:30,267 to make the New York Times Best Seller list obviously. 101 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:34,533 It would be nice, but... well, the Co-op on Emsdale Road 102 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:36,367 say they're gonna stock a few copies. 103 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:38,833 So we'll take it from there, see how it goes. 104 00:05:38,867 --> 00:05:41,133 What's the print run on this, Terry? 105 00:05:41,167 --> 00:05:44,133 TERRY: Initial print run of 45. - Thousand? 106 00:05:44,167 --> 00:05:45,367 No, 45. 107 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:47,200 So there'll be one for each of you 108 00:05:47,233 --> 00:05:49,467 and a bunch left over for the general public. 109 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:51,533 - Will you sign mine? - Certainly will, young Hugh. 110 00:05:51,567 --> 00:05:53,667 I'll probably sign all the first editions. 111 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:56,233 Could you leave mine blank, it'll be worth more. 112 00:05:56,267 --> 00:05:59,133 He could be the next JK Rowling. 113 00:05:59,167 --> 00:06:02,800 Well, I doubt it'll spawn a movie franchise 114 00:06:02,833 --> 00:06:04,667 and a theme park, darling. 115 00:06:04,700 --> 00:06:07,533 - Button World. I'd go. - Mm. 116 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:09,767 It does sound like a good day out, admittedly. 117 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:11,400 Speaking of a good day out, 118 00:06:11,433 --> 00:06:13,333 Lance and I have got a proposition. 119 00:06:13,367 --> 00:06:15,700 You know we're losing our permission on Monday. 120 00:06:15,733 --> 00:06:17,800 Well, we've decided it's time to open it up. 121 00:06:17,833 --> 00:06:20,700 Get everyone down there for the last day and blitz the place. 122 00:06:20,733 --> 00:06:22,767 See what there is before it's covered over. 123 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:25,600 About bloody time. You think there's still more to find? 124 00:06:25,633 --> 00:06:28,267 Who knows, Terry, but we could do with your help. 125 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:30,500 It's going to be a nice day on Sunday. 126 00:06:30,533 --> 00:06:32,133 It is. Yeah. 127 00:06:32,167 --> 00:06:35,367 And guess what I took delivery of this very morning. 128 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:36,500 What? 129 00:06:36,533 --> 00:06:39,833 - Brand spanking new gazebo. - How big? 130 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:43,733 - Three metres by nine. - Phew! 131 00:06:43,767 --> 00:06:45,267 Bring it along, Teryllium, 132 00:06:45,300 --> 00:06:47,367 and we can stick the finds table underneath - 133 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:48,700 you could shift a few books. 134 00:06:48,733 --> 00:06:51,400 Well, you heard the man. These boys need our help. 135 00:06:51,433 --> 00:06:55,200 - Full turn out, no excuses. - There is just one thing. 136 00:06:55,233 --> 00:06:57,433 We may not be the only ones there. 137 00:07:18,367 --> 00:07:20,800 Bloody hell. This is grim. 138 00:07:22,333 --> 00:07:25,600 Welly, welly, well, well, well. 139 00:07:26,733 --> 00:07:29,633 Look who's come crawling back. 140 00:07:29,667 --> 00:07:31,600 - I can't do this. - Mate! 141 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:38,233 Look who it is. It's the Danebury Metal Detecting Club. 142 00:07:38,267 --> 00:07:39,767 (Chuckles) 143 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:41,667 - That is our name. - I know. 144 00:07:43,367 --> 00:07:44,333 You were saying it 145 00:07:44,367 --> 00:07:46,633 like you were making up some funny name for us. 146 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:49,667 Ooh, if I were to make up a funny name for you... 147 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:51,767 it'd be a hell of a lot funnier than that, 148 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:54,100 - believe you me. - Would it? 149 00:07:54,133 --> 00:07:55,700 Oh, yes. 150 00:07:55,733 --> 00:07:58,200 You said you could get a preservation order 151 00:07:58,233 --> 00:08:01,533 - put on that tree. - That's the trick, isn't it? 152 00:08:01,567 --> 00:08:06,433 Tree preservation orders don't just... materialise. 153 00:08:06,467 --> 00:08:08,633 We have made quite clear our demands. 154 00:08:08,667 --> 00:08:11,800 Nice to see you apply the same ethics to your bat conservation 155 00:08:11,833 --> 00:08:13,733 as you do to your metal detecting. 156 00:08:13,767 --> 00:08:16,233 You're not interested in bats. 157 00:08:16,267 --> 00:08:17,700 Why do you want to save that tree? 158 00:08:17,733 --> 00:08:19,500 And what have you found in that field 159 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:21,367 that you're guarding it so closely? 160 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:25,200 Well, if you help us, we'll tell you. 161 00:08:25,233 --> 00:08:27,600 - We can detect on the field? ANDY: For one day. 162 00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:29,767 The last day before we lose it. 163 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:32,400 The entire field, just the two of us, for the whole day? 164 00:08:32,433 --> 00:08:34,633 Now that we cannot agree to. 165 00:08:34,667 --> 00:08:36,767 This time we're gonna do it properly. 166 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:38,433 No more sneaking about. 167 00:08:38,467 --> 00:08:42,233 We're gonna hold a rally with a £5 entrance fee, 168 00:08:42,267 --> 00:08:45,067 and at the end of the day we'll donate that money 169 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:47,333 to your bat conservation charity. 170 00:08:47,367 --> 00:08:49,467 If you can save that tree. 171 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:53,700 - A proper organised rally? - Yeah. That's the deal. 172 00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:56,100 We'll get the County Finds Liaison Officer down 173 00:08:56,133 --> 00:08:58,100 to record everything so it's above board. 174 00:08:58,133 --> 00:09:00,367 Take it or leave it. That's our final offer. 175 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:01,800 Will there be a barbecue? 176 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:04,500 I heard sometimes they have a barbecue. 177 00:09:04,533 --> 00:09:06,167 Uh... 178 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:09,100 Well, yeah, if the weather's nice. 179 00:09:09,133 --> 00:09:14,267 - And will there be a... gazebo? - There will be a gazebo, yeah. 180 00:09:14,300 --> 00:09:16,567 - Terry's got a new gazebo. - A new one? 181 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:20,233 Well, we can maybe come down early and help set that up. 182 00:09:20,267 --> 00:09:26,300 - You could if you wanted. - The thing is, we're not... 183 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:29,533 - We haven't got... - What is it? 184 00:09:29,567 --> 00:09:31,567 We're not currently members 185 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:35,067 of the National Council for Metal Detecting. 186 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:39,067 Oh... I see. 187 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:41,533 It's been tough the last few years with... 188 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:46,233 After the er... the troubles. 189 00:09:46,267 --> 00:09:49,567 It's been difficult to get references. 190 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:54,267 Well, we could make you honorary DMDC members for the day. 191 00:09:54,300 --> 00:09:57,033 Mm. Don't see why not. 192 00:09:57,067 --> 00:09:59,133 (Exhales) 193 00:09:59,167 --> 00:10:01,433 Well, that would be nice. 194 00:10:01,467 --> 00:10:04,400 I mean, that sounds good. Paul, can you... 195 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:09,033 Oh, do you... Do you need a little tissue? 196 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:12,000 - Yes, please. - Help yourself. 197 00:10:14,133 --> 00:10:15,733 Thanks. 198 00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:27,067 And definitely no-one could touch it? 199 00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:28,100 Not for six months. 200 00:10:28,133 --> 00:10:31,533 By which time you'll have bats in your boxes. 201 00:10:31,567 --> 00:10:34,433 You said there was gonna be a rally. 202 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,467 Is there still gonna be a rally? 203 00:10:38,233 --> 00:10:40,167 Here they come. 204 00:11:04,767 --> 00:11:06,367 I'll see you in a minute, darling. 205 00:11:13,533 --> 00:11:15,300 I hear you're good with gazebos. 206 00:11:16,867 --> 00:11:20,600 Well, it's been a while. 207 00:11:20,633 --> 00:11:22,800 No matter. We can always use a hand. 208 00:11:22,833 --> 00:11:25,433 Hurry up now, we've got a gazebo to erect, 209 00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:27,433 and we don't have all day to do it. 210 00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:33,233 (Indistinct chatter) 211 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,667 (Soundtrack over dialogue) 212 00:11:47,467 --> 00:11:49,233 Steady! 213 00:11:50,767 --> 00:11:52,700 (Soundtrack over dialogue) 214 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,300 Lance. 215 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,767 Oh! Thank you, Sheila. 216 00:12:38,067 --> 00:12:39,600 (Phil splutters) 217 00:12:51,233 --> 00:12:56,467 Glorious day to be here as we say farewell to a long-loved 218 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:59,567 and, I understand, recently productive permission. 219 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:04,067 Thank you to Lance and Andy for opening it up for us all. 220 00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:07,500 And welcome to our new friends, Paul and Phil. 221 00:13:07,533 --> 00:13:10,000 (Smattering of applause) 222 00:13:11,867 --> 00:13:16,800 - Chaps, what can you tell us? - Thank you, Teralene. 223 00:13:16,833 --> 00:13:21,433 Well, folks, we think we've got a Roman burial, 224 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,333 or the remains thereof. 225 00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:25,633 We've found parts of a cremation urn, 226 00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:29,367 parts of another pot and various contemporary artefacts, 227 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:33,500 including the infamous gold Septimius Severus, 228 00:13:33,533 --> 00:13:36,400 which was found on this very spot. 229 00:13:36,433 --> 00:13:39,500 Yeah, mainly concentrated in this area here, up this end, 230 00:13:39,533 --> 00:13:42,833 but Roman coming up all over this field and beyond, so... 231 00:13:42,867 --> 00:13:46,233 So, loads of land to choose from, ladies and gents. 232 00:13:46,267 --> 00:13:49,633 Coils to the soil, have a great day's detecting. 233 00:13:49,667 --> 00:13:52,433 (All cheer) 234 00:14:02,567 --> 00:14:06,000 Guys? Guys, can we spread out a bit? 235 00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:09,333 Guys? 236 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,267 (Shouts) Guys! Guys! 237 00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:15,100 Look, can we all spread out a bit? 238 00:14:15,133 --> 00:14:16,633 Look at yourselves! Come on! 239 00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:19,800 Move out a bit. Come on. Shoo! Go on. 240 00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:22,067 Yee-ha! Go on! 241 00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:26,000 Yee-ha! Go on, get out. 242 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:55,333 Ah. I knew you wouldn't be able to resist. 243 00:14:55,367 --> 00:14:57,767 I thought I'd better come and see what it's all about, 244 00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,567 find out what I'm sharing you with. 245 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:02,100 Well, prepare to be transported 246 00:15:02,133 --> 00:15:04,333 into a world of wonder and adventure. 247 00:15:04,367 --> 00:15:07,467 Righto! Have you found anything? 248 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,067 Hey, Toni, how's it going? 249 00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:10,767 Mate, I've left my stuff up by the tree, 250 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:13,100 I'll be back in an hour. Don't find anything. 251 00:15:13,133 --> 00:15:15,733 - Where are you going? - Nipping off to buy a house. 252 00:15:15,767 --> 00:15:17,433 You need anything? 253 00:15:17,467 --> 00:15:19,000 Uh, no. OK. Cheers. 254 00:15:20,733 --> 00:15:21,833 Oh! 255 00:15:21,867 --> 00:15:24,433 Decide on your price and stick to it. 256 00:15:40,167 --> 00:15:43,100 So with the money from your car, that's 15 grand we've got tops? 257 00:15:43,133 --> 00:15:44,467 - Yeah. - All right. 258 00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:45,800 We'll just see how it goes. 259 00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:48,233 If we get it, we get it, if not... 260 00:15:48,267 --> 00:15:49,367 Yeah. 261 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,133 - Let me do the bidding. - Really? 262 00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,600 Yeah, I know how to do it. 263 00:15:52,633 --> 00:15:55,033 You hold up the card to raise the bid £1,000, 264 00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:58,167 and then you do that to raise it 500. 265 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:01,567 - You think you can handle it? - Don't mean to brag, darling, 266 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,700 but I've been watching these programmes for years 267 00:16:03,733 --> 00:16:05,467 while you've been at work. 268 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:07,767 I think I know what I'm doing. 269 00:16:20,267 --> 00:16:22,233 - Have you got the card? - What card? 270 00:16:22,267 --> 00:16:24,700 The card with the number on that you wave to bid? 271 00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:25,733 Where do we get the card? 272 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:28,567 - I don't think we need that. - Are you sure? 273 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:31,100 The ones on YouTube usually have a card. 274 00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:57,367 They've all got cards, I knew it. 275 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,333 Excuse me, are we supposed to have a card 276 00:16:59,367 --> 00:17:01,733 with a number on it...to wave? 277 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,367 AUCTIONEER: Lot 3 - property 65-65-66-3H, 278 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,200 1930s midi-terraced cottagette. 279 00:17:17,233 --> 00:17:18,400 - What was that? - Ssh. 280 00:17:18,433 --> 00:17:19,800 Ours is the one after this. 281 00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:21,667 Just watch and see how they do it. 282 00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:24,533 ..excitement in the room, lot of excitement on the phones. 283 00:17:24,567 --> 00:17:27,267 So, twin contracts of ownership, rental guidelines, 284 00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:29,500 pertaining potential under clauses pending. 285 00:17:29,533 --> 00:17:31,500 Agents charges come under Section 17, Part 3, 286 00:17:31,533 --> 00:17:34,033 but merchants and contractors can waive severance in person 287 00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:35,600 within 21 days. So, what have we got? 288 00:17:35,633 --> 00:17:37,733 Start me over, if you like. There, now, there. 289 00:17:37,767 --> 00:17:39,467 - What's he saying? - Get me going. 290 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:41,667 Where you gonna be? Am I gonna find you? 291 00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:44,733 Going to feel my eye. Draw it to you. 292 00:17:44,767 --> 00:17:47,767 Bring me an opener. Somebody? 293 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,367 45 I have, thank you, sir. Do I see 46? 46 I see. 294 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,633 Do I see 47? May I say 48? 295 00:17:51,667 --> 00:17:54,200 48 for you now. Is it 49? 49, 49, 49, 49, 49. 296 00:17:54,233 --> 00:17:56,267 No. Do I have 49? 49, I have. 50? 297 00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:58,800 50 I'm bid. Fresh bid. Do I have 51? 51 I have. 298 00:17:58,833 --> 00:18:00,667 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57. 299 00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:03,167 57, 57. I'm selling at £57,000. 300 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:06,167 One, twice, three times, sold. Thank you. Moving on. 301 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,667 What even was that? Jesus! 302 00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:13,433 It's not like this on Property Lottery! 303 00:18:17,233 --> 00:18:18,500 (Beeping) 304 00:18:29,633 --> 00:18:31,267 Nice button. 305 00:18:32,767 --> 00:18:34,400 Welsh Guards. 306 00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:37,233 Second Infantry. 307 00:18:48,433 --> 00:18:52,333 Next up, lot 44-12D, Tattersdown Cottage. 308 00:18:52,367 --> 00:18:54,300 - This is it, this is us. - Is it? 309 00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:57,033 I don't understand a word he's saying, I honestly don't. 310 00:18:57,067 --> 00:18:58,267 Keep calm, concentrate. 311 00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:02,733 Grab me in, somebody, across my starting block. Pitch it up. 312 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:06,600 We are tick, tick, ticking. Are you forward, are you aft? 313 00:19:06,633 --> 00:19:09,567 Thank you. £15,000 I'm bid. Do I hear £16,000 anywhere? 314 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:10,833 No? No 16? 315 00:19:10,867 --> 00:19:15,100 £15,000 then. Any more? No more bids at £15,000? 316 00:19:15,133 --> 00:19:16,833 15,500. Fresh bid. Thank you very much. 317 00:19:16,867 --> 00:19:19,367 Do I hear 16? 16 I have. Do I hear 17, sir? 318 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,833 16,500, sir? Very well. 319 00:19:21,867 --> 00:19:26,333 I'm selling at £16,000 for the first, second and third time... 320 00:19:26,367 --> 00:19:28,567 Fresh bid, £17,000 at the back of the room there. 321 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,600 Thank you very much, madam. 18, do I hear 18? 322 00:19:30,633 --> 00:19:32,733 18, 19, 20, 21, 323 00:19:32,767 --> 00:19:35,300 22, 23, 24. 324 00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:37,033 Do I hear 25? 25? 325 00:19:37,067 --> 00:19:39,333 No, the bid is £24,000 at the back of the room. 326 00:19:39,367 --> 00:19:43,067 Any advance on £24,000? Selling once, twice... 327 00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,133 £30,000, a fresh bid on the phone there. 328 00:19:45,167 --> 00:19:47,467 Do I hear 35, madam? 35 I have. 40 on the phone. 329 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,133 45 I have. 50 on the phone. 330 00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:51,133 Do I hear 55, madam? Thank you very much. 331 00:19:51,167 --> 00:19:52,267 All out on the phone. 332 00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:54,800 Any more bids in the room before I sell to this lady 333 00:19:54,833 --> 00:19:56,700 at the back of the room for £55,000? 334 00:19:56,733 --> 00:19:59,700 Selling, once, twice, three times and sold. 335 00:19:59,733 --> 00:20:01,800 Thank you very much. Moving on. 336 00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:07,367 - What have you done? - It's all right. 337 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:10,467 They'll send people round, they'll take us down. 338 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,767 - It's all right, Andy. - We'll go to prison. 339 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,367 - Andy. - You'll go to prison. 340 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:17,067 My mum's gonna lend us the money. I've got it here. 341 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:21,567 Why didn't you fucking tell me? I nearly passed out. 342 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:24,267 It's ours, Andy. We won it. 343 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,533 I can't feel my legs. 344 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,800 Come on then, I dare you. Let's swap for an hour. 345 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,400 (Chuckles) All right. 346 00:21:16,867 --> 00:21:18,733 Now, you're gonna have to be careful, 347 00:21:18,767 --> 00:21:21,367 cos this is gonna be like a Formula One racing car. 348 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,233 You're not gonna be used to the power. 349 00:21:23,267 --> 00:21:25,533 Honestly, look at this ridiculous thing. 350 00:21:25,567 --> 00:21:27,600 I mean, it does everything for you. 351 00:21:27,633 --> 00:21:29,800 You don't feel like you have any control. 352 00:21:29,833 --> 00:21:32,600 Hang on, hang on, hang on. Where do you shovel in the coal? 353 00:21:32,633 --> 00:21:34,767 I'm assuming this is steam driven? 354 00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:37,733 What's this? You got "spoons" mode. 355 00:21:37,767 --> 00:21:39,533 It's a bit specific, isn't it? 356 00:21:39,567 --> 00:21:42,600 Well, not if you're searching in an old cutlery dump, it isn't. 357 00:21:42,633 --> 00:21:46,833 See the Arado, it's sleek, elegant and minimalist. 358 00:21:46,867 --> 00:21:49,567 This is vulgar, like a monster truck. 359 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:54,533 - What year is this? - It's an original. 1978. 360 00:21:54,567 --> 00:21:56,200 - Is it really? - Mm-hm. 361 00:21:56,233 --> 00:22:00,200 Is it? Oh. Same as my Triumph. Yeah. 362 00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:03,133 Ah! Ha-ha! 363 00:22:03,167 --> 00:22:04,500 (Sniffs) 364 00:22:04,533 --> 00:22:07,533 Mm! Yeah, there it is. 365 00:22:09,633 --> 00:22:15,700 - 1978, well, I never. - Unmistakable. A good year? 366 00:22:15,733 --> 00:22:18,400 - They'll be 40 soon. - The big 4-0. 367 00:22:18,433 --> 00:22:22,500 Here, I might have to take 368 00:22:22,533 --> 00:22:25,000 a little photograph of them together later. 369 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,467 I like the way your mind ticks. 370 00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:30,067 (Both chuckle) 371 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,100 - How are your legs? - Yeah, still a bit trembly. 372 00:23:23,833 --> 00:23:26,733 Ooh, there's Toni looking bored. You go and play. 373 00:23:26,767 --> 00:23:29,233 - I love you. - I love you. 374 00:23:29,267 --> 00:23:32,200 Hurry up and find some gold! We've never been skinter! 375 00:23:41,533 --> 00:23:42,633 Hey, mate! 376 00:23:44,267 --> 00:23:45,467 Mate, I'm a homeow... 377 00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:51,300 What, mate? All I got was you're a homo. 378 00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:55,400 - Homeowner. I'm a home owner. - No way, mate? You won it? 379 00:23:55,433 --> 00:23:57,533 - Bloody won it. - Oh, congratulations. 380 00:23:57,567 --> 00:23:58,667 With 12 grand? 381 00:23:58,700 --> 00:24:01,033 - Well, no, we had to go over. - Oh. 382 00:24:01,067 --> 00:24:04,333 - Who did the bidding, you? - Yeah, yeah, me, yeah. 383 00:24:04,367 --> 00:24:06,767 - With the little card? - All of that, you know. 384 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:10,733 (Laughs) Well, nice one, mate. Congratulations. 385 00:24:10,767 --> 00:24:13,633 Hang on a sec. What's going on? What's that? 386 00:24:13,667 --> 00:24:16,233 Oh, yeah, I'm trying it out. My idea. 387 00:24:16,267 --> 00:24:17,767 You know what, it's not half bad. 388 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,033 That's embarrassing. 389 00:24:20,067 --> 00:24:22,367 Leave you alone for a couple of hours. 390 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,700 Simple, but effective. 391 00:24:37,333 --> 00:24:40,300 TERRY: Well, a good day, all. 392 00:24:40,333 --> 00:24:43,733 No gold, unfortunately, despite the earlier false alarm. 393 00:24:43,767 --> 00:24:45,467 Sorry. Shouldn't have done that dance. 394 00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:48,100 Oh, I am all for dancing, Paul, 395 00:24:48,133 --> 00:24:50,100 as any of these people will tell you, 396 00:24:50,133 --> 00:24:52,767 but in the field we only dance for gold. 397 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:55,400 I didn't expect everybody to run towards me like that. 398 00:24:55,433 --> 00:24:57,533 (Chuckles) No, as I say, no gold, 399 00:24:57,567 --> 00:25:01,600 and I feel we've found all there is to be found. 400 00:25:01,633 --> 00:25:04,300 If there was a grave here, I think, unfortunately, 401 00:25:04,333 --> 00:25:07,167 it has been lost to time and the plough. 402 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:12,433 And with that, I suggest we all retire to the Two Brewers, 403 00:25:12,467 --> 00:25:15,733 where the first round is most definitely on me. 404 00:25:17,133 --> 00:25:19,100 Come on, then. I'll race you. 405 00:25:21,133 --> 00:25:26,267 - Are you coming? - Yeah. I was just gonna... 406 00:25:30,433 --> 00:25:33,300 - Do you need a moment alone? - Do you mind? 407 00:25:33,333 --> 00:25:35,133 Would you mind? 408 00:25:44,367 --> 00:25:47,167 So that's it, then. Wasn't meant to be. 409 00:25:49,367 --> 00:25:53,700 - Nope, not this time. - What do we do now? 410 00:25:55,300 --> 00:25:58,300 Find a new permission. Carry on, mate. 411 00:25:58,333 --> 00:25:59,533 Gotta keep searching. 412 00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:03,233 I don't know why we do it. 413 00:26:03,267 --> 00:26:08,567 - No? I do. - I thought you probably would. 414 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:12,233 - Time travel. - Go on. 415 00:26:14,267 --> 00:26:18,633 Metal detecting is the closest you'll get to time travel. 416 00:26:18,667 --> 00:26:22,800 See, archaeologists, they gather up the facts, 417 00:26:22,833 --> 00:26:25,367 piece the jigsaw together. 418 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,033 Work out how we lived and find the buildings we lived in, 419 00:26:28,067 --> 00:26:31,700 but what we do is... it's different. 420 00:26:33,667 --> 00:26:36,767 We unearth the scattered memories, 421 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:39,967 mine for stories, fill in the personality. 422 00:26:43,700 --> 00:26:45,467 Detectorists. 423 00:26:46,767 --> 00:26:48,233 We're time travellers. 424 00:26:50,633 --> 00:26:53,467 Yeah, all right, I'll give you that one. 425 00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:59,300 - Pub? - Go on, then. 426 00:27:11,367 --> 00:27:12,500 (Chirps) 427 00:27:12,533 --> 00:27:17,400 * Will you search the lonely earth for me? 428 00:27:17,433 --> 00:27:22,233 * Climb through the briar and bramble? 429 00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:26,033 * I'll be your treasure 430 00:27:26,067 --> 00:27:28,000 (Coins clink) 431 00:27:32,333 --> 00:27:36,800 * I felt the touch of the kings and the breath of the wind 432 00:27:36,833 --> 00:27:39,733 * I knew the call of all the song birds 433 00:27:39,767 --> 00:27:45,367 * They sang all the wrong words 434 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:49,567 * I'm waiting for you 435 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:53,267 * I'm waiting for you 436 00:28:06,367 --> 00:28:11,467 * Would you drift o'er the rolling fields for me? 437 00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:16,100 * Hold me in the highest bough? 438 00:28:16,133 --> 00:28:20,767 * I'll be your treasure 439 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:31,200 * But in history's rhyme there's a place and a time 440 00:28:31,233 --> 00:28:36,733 * And a truth to the gold that the folds cannot hold 441 00:28:39,067 --> 00:28:42,467 * I'm waiting for you 442 00:28:43,533 --> 00:28:48,467 * I'm waiting for you