1
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Lundt, sir. He's back.
Do we pick him up?

2
00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:48,829
<i>There'll be a contact. I want both.</i>

3
00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,080
Very good, sir.

4
00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:09,159
What now?

5
00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:10,994
We wait.

6
00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:13,678
For his contact.

7
00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,194
Christ!

8
00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:20,153
There is no contact.

9
00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:38,389
Lundt! MI5!
Don't move!

10
00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,352
If it reaches the coast,

11
00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:52,036
we've lost the bloody war.

12
00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:22,873
Ah! Oh.
Oh.

13
00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:26,748
Blimey, Joe.
How'd you do that, then?

14
00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:29,633
Oh, you know me.
Charm the birds from the trees.

15
00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:32,278
Nice shot, boys.

16
00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:34,632
How many?
Six.

17
00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:38,189
Two bob the lot.
Now hop it.

18
00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:42,600
Ugh!

19
00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:43,789
What's the matter with you?
Oh.

20
00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:45,956
Finest British protein,
that is.

21
00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:47,473
Off-rations for Jonesy.

22
00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:51,231
Come on, Daph.
Give us a cuddle.

23
00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:53,390
Joe! Joe!
Oh, blimey!

24
00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:55,789
Can't you see I'm in the
middle of something?

25
00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:57,837
You're wanted
in Barton's Field!

26
00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:59,558
They've found him!

27
00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,831
I'm too young to die.

28
00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:20,279
Do be quiet, Frank.

29
00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:21,509
And I'm too old.

30
00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:23,073
Hold your nerve, men.

31
00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:25,634
Keep low.

32
00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:31,599
Godfrey, can't you
go any lower?

33
00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:35,468
I'll try to, sir, but I'm not sure
I'll be able to get up again.

34
00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,874
I glimpsed him, sir,
just up ahead.

35
00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:45,188
Good work, Jones.

36
00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:47,880
He's been on the run.
He'll be tired and hungry.

37
00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:51,951
Try and take him alive,
but if he won't come quietly,

38
00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:54,358
you know what to do.

39
00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:55,635
They
don't like it, sir.

40
00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:57,480
They don't like it.
Quiet, Jones!

41
00:04:58,040 --> 00:04:59,393
Uh...

42
00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:02,199
Follow me.

43
00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:42,758
Wait for my command.

44
00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:53,278
There he is, sir.

45
00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:55,752
Stand your ground, men.

46
00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:02,389
Jones.

47
00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:06,628
Very slowly,
pass me the halter.

48
00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:10,794
Jones?

49
00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:13,990
Very slowly... Jones.

50
00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:15,269
Jones?

51
00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:25,633
There's a good bull.
Eh. Good bull.

52
00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:34,838
Wilson, do something!

53
00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:37,153
Do what, sir?

54
00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:39,510
Anything!
Just do something!

55
00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,035
Godfrey!

56
00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:45,276
<i>Ole. Ole.</i>
Follow me.

57
00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:50,473
Okay, now. Sit. Sit.

58
00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:53,159
He's licking his lips.

59
00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:55,431
He's licking his lips!
Uncle Arthur!

60
00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:57,516
Frank, pull
yourself together!

61
00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:01,357
Behind you, sir,
behind you!

62
00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:02,953
Yes. Help!

63
00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:22,800
Go on, Cedric!

64
00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:23,989
Thank you!

65
00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:27,478
Another successful operation.

66
00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:29,152
Are you out of
your tiny, wee mind?

67
00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:31,834
We're supposed to be locking
horns with the Hun,

68
00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:33,512
not Bertie the bull.

69
00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:37,032
Yes, well, until that day comes, Frazer,
we must remain sharp.

70
00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:39,196
- Ah!
- What, like you, for instance?

71
00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,118
I thought he was gonna eat me,
Uncle Arthur.

72
00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:42,235
Men.

73
00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:44,280
My whole life just
flashed before my eyes.

74
00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:45,389
Men.

75
00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:47,598
Let's get you home.

76
00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:50,236
You never know
when Jerry might strike.

77
00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:34,636
Who do you
think you are kidding, Mr. Churchill?

78
00:08:56,680 --> 00:08:59,274
Attention to detail, ladies!

79
00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:02,039
The sooner we get the
wounded back on their feet,

80
00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:04,270
the sooner
we shall win this war.

81
00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:07,791
How's that, George?

82
00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:09,559
It's really
rather painful, dear.

83
00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:12,279
It's your own fault.
You stood on a land mine.

84
00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:14,639
Up a bit.

85
00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:16,398
You've been shot
in the leg, Joe.

86
00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:18,160
I know, but it goes
all the way up to my...

87
00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:21,317
Hold still,
you big baby!

88
00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:23,112
I'll not take
much more of this.

89
00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:26,192
First, I'm bull bait,
now I'm Long John Silver!

90
00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:28,595
Lift your arm, Mr. Godfrey.
All right.

91
00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:30,519
You've been
shot in the chest.

92
00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:32,358
Have I? Oh, dear.

93
00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:34,471
Will I be all right?
Yes.

94
00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:37,518
Wonderful sights.

95
00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:41,789
Man and woman
united in common cause.

96
00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:43,313
Thanks to us.

97
00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:46,315
I don't know
what we'd do without them.

98
00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:48,160
Captain Mainwaring.
Mmm?

99
00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:49,715
Ah!

100
00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:50,989
Morning, Vicar.

101
00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:52,553
Telephone for you.

102
00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:56,549
And the Morris dancers
have booked the hall for 1:00.

103
00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:58,352
I do hope you're not
going to run over.

104
00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:00,550
There is a war on,
you know, Vicar.

105
00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:03,513
If we're not finished, they'll
just have to prance about outside.

106
00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:13,839
Mainwaring.

107
00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:18,358
You'll have to speak up.

108
00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:33,197
Colonel Theakes, here.

109
00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:35,840
Morning, sir.

110
00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:37,831
<i>Not another bull, is it?</i>

111
00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:43,390
Just had Brigadier Pritchard
on the blower from HQ.

112
00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:47,397
It's all hands on deck.

113
00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:49,476
And how are you
today, Mr. Godfrey?

114
00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:51,357
I've been shot in
the chest, you know.

115
00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:53,351
Have you really?

116
00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:55,874
Well, a nice spot of tea will
do you the world of good.

117
00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:57,029
Oh.

118
00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:59,478
This is a waste of time.

119
00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:02,028
I should be going to France
with the rest of them.

120
00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:04,953
Oh, it's not your fault
you've got flat feet.

121
00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:08,909
People think I'm a boy.
I'm not. I'm a man.

122
00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:10,314
Tea's up.

123
00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:12,271
Ooh, cake!
Bagsy the pink one!

124
00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:13,634
And you
know what he's like.

125
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,558
If he don't get three square
meals a day in him, he cries.

126
00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:17,955
Mainwaring?

127
00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,877
Frank. You're not
listening, Arthur.

128
00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:23,079
He's taking Vera to the
pictures again tonight.

129
00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:24,309
He's quite smitten
with her, he is.

130
00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:25,555
You want some?

131
00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:26,709
Oh.

132
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,917
You might pop around.

133
00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:32,636
I've got a rather nice pigeon
off-rations from Walker.

134
00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:33,988
Oh, it's your
favorite bird.

135
00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:35,758
I don't know about that.

136
00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:38,270
Oh, stop it, Arthur.

137
00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:41,436
Listen, men. Listen.

138
00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:43,473
I have excellent news.

139
00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:47,350
Colonel Theakes has
given us a new mission.

140
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,159
What is it this time? Wash his car?
Feed his horses?

141
00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:52,720
There's a line in the sand, Mainwaring,
and you've crossed it.

142
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:56,356
He's asked us to patrol the
Allied invasion base at Dover.

143
00:11:58,240 --> 00:11:59,673
- Good heavens.
- Blimey.

144
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,438
This is it, men.

145
00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:05,157
Our chance to play
a real part in this war.

146
00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:10,115
At last, Captain. We're champing
at our bits, aren't we, lads?

147
00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,872
In the meantime, we shall
get back on the downs

148
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,752
for camouflage practice.

149
00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:15,637
Into the van,
men, at the double.

150
00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:17,549
Did he say cauliflower?

151
00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:18,959
No, no, camouflage.
Camouflage.

152
00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,996
Camouflage. Okay.
Try to listen.

153
00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:27,913
We're all together now

154
00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,990
Now, this is just what
the men need, Wilson.

155
00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:41,557
Yes, yes, thank you, Jones.
Thank you, thank you.

156
00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:43,750
Yes, they've been dragging
their feet a bit lately.

157
00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:46,195
Yes, they have
been a bit lax.

158
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,716
There's no need
for Latin, Wilson.

159
00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:51,718
If the King's English is good enough
for him, it's good enough for you.

160
00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:53,034
You're not at
Cambridge now, you know.

161
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,031
Oxford, actually, sir.

162
00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:57,240
In the light of
the forthcoming mission,

163
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,715
we shall adapt
today's exercise.

164
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,871
One of the men
shall be a Nazi spy.

165
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:04,110
We'll drop him off
at the crossroads.

166
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,918
Are you sure
that's wise, sir?

167
00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:09,157
Meanwhile, we shall lie in wait
and attempt to intercept him.

168
00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:12,789
Lying in wait sounds awfully damp,
don't you think, sir?

169
00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:17,073
Pull over, Jones.
Pull over, Jones.

170
00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,599
Pulling over, sir.

171
00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,400
I want
a word with you, Wilson.

172
00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:29,440
How dare you question my
authority in front of the men?

173
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:31,471
Well, I just don't want
anyone catching a cold.

174
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:32,709
You know
what Frank's like.

175
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:33,880
Are we nearly there yet?

176
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,592
As you were, Pike.

177
00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:37,756
You're trying to undermine me,
usurp my position.

178
00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,797
I'm really doing
nothing of the kind.

179
00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,595
Hurry up.
Godfrey's gotta go.

180
00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:45,151
Yes, well,
it won't work, you know.

181
00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:46,913
These pips say it all.

182
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:50,151
You waft along with that
superior look on your face.

183
00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:51,798
No backbone,
that's your trouble.

184
00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:53,797
Well, I'm not sure
that's entirely fair.

185
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,593
Really? Well, here's
your chance to prove it.

186
00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:00,480
You're our Nazi for the day.

187
00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:04,275
Really?
<i>Auf Wiedersehen,</i> Mr. Wilson.

188
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,999
Very good, men.
Breaking up the outline.

189
00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:32,993
You're not taking this seriously,
are you, Walker?

190
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,868
How'd you know
it was me?

191
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,631
No, thank you, Pike.

192
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,315
Ah!

193
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:42,993
You put some
thought into this, Jones.

194
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,951
Thank you, Captain.

195
00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:48,669
Mrs. Fox lent it me from last
year's production of <i>Robin Hood.</i>

196
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,030
I'm a tiny bit
of Sherwood Forest.

197
00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:52,195
Ah...

198
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:56,994
Godfrey?

199
00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:01,039
You look like you're on a
cruise to the South Seas.

200
00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:03,230
Thank you so much, sir.
That's very kind of you.

201
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:08,235
I got the idea from a picture I saw
last week, <i>South of Pago Pago.</i>

202
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,356
I thought it was
rather open air.

203
00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:11,993
Take it off.

204
00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:14,355
Captain, might I
be excused, please?

205
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:15,879
Certainly not.

206
00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,513
Now, listen, men.

207
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:22,832
Sergeant Wilson's mission is
to reach our flag undetected.

208
00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:27,357
So, we all need to keep our
eyes peeled at all times.

209
00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:30,518
Listen!
Something's coming.

210
00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:35,594
If I know Wilson,
he'll have charmed his way into a lift.

211
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:39,751
Conceal yourselves, men.
Wait for my signal.

212
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:45,955
Oh.

213
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,198
What's up,
Mr. Godfrey?

214
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:57,435
Ah...

215
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,235
Oh...

216
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,868
Good Lord.
At the double, men!

217
00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:12,873
Halt, Nazi spy,
or get all shot.

218
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:17,790
Madam, I'm most
terribly sorry.

219
00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:20,559
I thought
I saw a tree move.

220
00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:21,993
I had to, Captain.

221
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:25,358
Mr. Godfrey wanted to
use me as a convenience.

222
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:28,716
I'm afraid my call of nature
called rather loudly.

223
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:32,196
I fear we mistook
you for a Nazi spy.

224
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,432
Yes, thank you, Walker.

225
00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:39,354
Miss Winters,
Associated Press.

226
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:42,159
Captain Mainwaring,
Walmington Home Guard.

227
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:43,753
What a coincidence.

228
00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:46,759
I'm doing an article on the Home
Guard of Walmington-on-Sea.

229
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,432
For <i>The Lady</i> magazine.

230
00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:50,511
Us? In a real magazine?

231
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,272
We're going up
in the world, lads.

232
00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:54,112
Well, you come
highly recommended.

233
00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:56,478
Yes, well,
I certainly like to think

234
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,477
we'd give Jerry
a run for his money.

235
00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:00,600
You've joined us
in mid-operation.

236
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,194
We're on the
lookout for a spy.

237
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,191
But don't worry,
we'll catch him.

238
00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,589
Not much gets past us,
I can tell you.

239
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:08,995
Uh...

240
00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:10,599
You're nasty.

241
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,439
Would you like a stab?

242
00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:19,952
Permission to speak, sir.

243
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,792
What is it, Jones?
Well, this bag.

244
00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:24,873
It doesn't exactly
bring my blood to the boil.

245
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:28,839
Well, I could stand behind if you like.
I speak a little German.

246
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,793
Is that true, Godfrey?
Shall have to keep an eye on him.

247
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:34,269
Yes, one of my
nannies was from Leipzig.

248
00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:35,918
Beautiful woman.
Greta, her name was.

249
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,468
All right, all right,
get behind the sack!

250
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:42,395
Now, incense me
in the Nazi tongue.

251
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:48,633
You Nazi pig dog, you!
I strike you thusly!

252
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:50,989
And thusly!

253
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,913
Excellent, Jones.

254
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,433
Hey, don't
put your back out, mind.

255
00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:56,555
What did you say,
Godfrey?

256
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,073
What? What, sir?

257
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:01,152
I said, "Have you brushed
your teeth, my angel?"

258
00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:03,800
You see, I never used to
like brushing my own teeth.

259
00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,279
All right, Godfrey.
All right, all right.

260
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:06,793
She would do it
for me, sometimes.

261
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:08,074
Yes, all right.
Thank you, Godfrey.

262
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:09,798
Carry on, Corporal.
Very good, Godfrey.

263
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,916
All right, men.
Assume position!

264
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,035
First group, ready!

265
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:14,514
And charge!

266
00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:19,440
Second group, ready!

267
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,795
It's a privilege
to watch you all.

268
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:22,915
Ah...

269
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,034
They're a decent bunch.
We do what we can.

270
00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:28,910
They'd clearly do
anything for you.

271
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:32,033
Must be that smile.

272
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,394
Where on Earth has
my sergeant got to?

273
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:40,794
Anyone for honey?

274
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,950
Wilson?
It is, actually, sir.

275
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,314
How the dickens
did you evade that...

276
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,391
I do believe I won
the exercise, sir.

277
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,630
You did nothing of the sort,
not dressed like that.

278
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:51,755
You're disqualified.

279
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,438
I thought I was
being resourceful.

280
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,152
You were being
devious and underhand.

281
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:56,912
It's no way for
a spy to behave.

282
00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:58,715
Rose?

283
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,555
It can't be!

284
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,233
Arthur?

285
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,472
What a remarkable thing.

286
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,479
I'm sorry, Captain.

287
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,548
Mr. Wilson was my
tutor at Oxford.

288
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:16,399
Remarkable.

289
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:17,789
Uh...

290
00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,433
Wilson,
take the men home.

291
00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:22,438
I shall be driving Miss
Winters up to Sully Point.

292
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:23,913
Oh, might I, sir?

293
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,673
We have such a great deal to catch up on.
Certainly not.

294
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:30,318
Oh, captain,
please, I insist.

295
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,834
I've taken up far
too much of your time.

296
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,229
Well, if that's
what you'd prefer.

297
00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:36,588
Wilson.

298
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,516
Shall we?
My earring.

299
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,830
My earring, I've dropped it.
It's very precious.

300
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,831
Fan out, men.
Fan out. Oh, no.

301
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:45,040
Earring alert.
Earring alert.

302
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:46,189
I absolutely
must find it.

303
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:48,111
Earring!
Fan out! Earring!

304
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:49,440
What are we
looking for exactly?

305
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:50,629
Earring! Earring!

306
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:52,199
Earring alert.
Fan out, men.

307
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:53,952
Oh, I've got it.
Here it is. Here it is.

308
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:55,680
I'm Frank.
Well done, Pike.

309
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:58,274
Frank Pike.
Oh, my knight in shining armor.

310
00:19:58,360 --> 00:19:59,395
Ooh.

311
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:04,797
Well, I look forward to getting to
know you more in the coming days.

312
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:09,672
England can sleep soundly knowing
that you're watching over her.

313
00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:12,111
Sir.
Thank you.

314
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:18,993
Bye-bye.

315
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,433
Cheerio.
Bye.

316
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:43,709
Is that everything?

317
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,956
Ah. Allow me.
Oh, no, it's...

318
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:47,155
No, it's...
It's my, it's my...

319
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,231
No, I'll, I'll...
It's my typewriter.

320
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:51,834
Oh. I want to get
a start on the article.

321
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:53,558
First impressions,
you understand.

322
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:55,795
Hmm.

323
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:58,674
Might we have tea tomorrow?
Say 5:00?

324
00:20:58,760 --> 00:20:59,829
Well, that would be...

325
00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:03,276
Oh, no, there's a briefing
on some patrol thingy.

326
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:06,079
Patrol?
Yes, of the Dover base.

327
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,432
Dinner afterwards, then?

328
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:09,873
There must be
somewhere in town.

329
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,398
Well, yes, there's
The Oak Hotel, but...

330
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,914
7:00. I insist.

331
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,157
Right. Yes.

332
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:21,279
How nice.
Thank you, Rose.

333
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,550
Goodbye.

334
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:26,395
Oh.

335
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:41,670
I want you to have
a word with Frank.

336
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,433
He's got it into his head he
wants to be a Spitfire pilot.

337
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,556
He gets dizzy
standing on a chair.

338
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,710
Well, he lives in his head,
that's his trouble.

339
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:50,795
Ah.

340
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,233
Must have been a racer.

341
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:55,519
Where do you
keep your...

342
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:01,839
He told me about
that journalist woman.

343
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:04,674
Arthur?

344
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,836
Shall I roll
out the pastry?

345
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:09,400
Frank said
you drove her home.

346
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:10,555
Did I?

347
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:12,477
Oh, yes, that's right,
I believe I did.

348
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:13,669
Ever so glamorous,
Frank said.

349
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:16,274
Really?
I hadn't noticed.

350
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,752
Just you remember which
side your bread's buttered.

351
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:22,195
Pass me that bird.

352
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:23,599
Here you go.

353
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:31,958
Thank you for taking me to the
pictures again, Frank. It was...

354
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,393
It was ever
so romantic.

355
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:34,520
Thanks for
walking me home.

356
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:37,034
Mum doesn't like me
being out after dark.

357
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:40,755
Ooh.

358
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,234
What're you doing?

359
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:46,276
Kissing you.
What's wrong with that?

360
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,389
People only kiss
like that in the films!

361
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:51,277
That's what you think.

362
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,758
Morning, Miss Winters.
Corporal Jones.

363
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:48,353
A butcher by trade.

364
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,675
But a soldier by nature, ma'am.

365
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:53,672
More notches on my rifle
than you've had hot dinners.

366
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,152
Not that you've had
too many hot dinners.

367
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:58,879
You've a fine fettle of
a figure, if I may say.

368
00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:00,475
Here.

369
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,474
Welcome to Walmington.

370
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:03,834
Thank you, Mr. Jones.

371
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:05,195
Good day.

372
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:08,959
I saw that,
Jack Jones.

373
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:10,758
You just slipped
her a sausage.

374
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:11,989
I didn't mean
nothing by it.

375
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:13,640
And you never stamped
her book, neither.

376
00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:15,634
Good morning.

377
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,233
Lovely morning.

378
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:19,950
Quite, quite lovely.

379
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,316
Daphne Longfoot.
Charmed, I'm sure.

380
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,436
Rose. Rose Winters.

381
00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:26,758
You look busy, Mister...

382
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,193
Frazer. Frazer.

383
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:31,153
Yes, well, with the invasion
any day now,

384
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,316
I expect business
to be brisk.

385
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:34,549
Yes.

386
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:40,510
Private Walker.
Call me Joe.

387
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:44,275
Very young for the Home Guard, Joe.
Didn't you enlist?

388
00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:45,509
Color blind.

389
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,910
Oh. Thought it was an
allergy to corned beef.

390
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,433
Yeah, that and all.

391
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:53,955
All right, lads?

392
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,001
You need anything for that
article of yours, Miss Winters,

393
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,389
foolscap, ribbons,
you just let me know.

394
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:02,748
Will do.

395
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:04,997
Bonny, bonny lass.

396
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,590
William Hodges,
ma'am, air-raid warden.

397
00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:11,635
Of course, it's me you should be
talking to, not the Home Guard.

398
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,676
I'm the one who gets
things done around here.

399
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,995
Gas masks, air-raid warnings...
We are in your debt.

400
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:17,595
I'm rushed off me feet.

401
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:19,238
Cheerio.
Ta-ta.

402
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:23,920
Look at the color,
the cut.

403
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,117
I'm telling you,
it's Chanel.

404
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:29,519
I'd know it anywhere.

405
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,192
Chanel in Walmington?

406
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,396
She seems ever so
interested in hearing about

407
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,914
your brother's cabbages,
Miss Godfrey.

408
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,719
She seems
most civilized.

409
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:41,196
They said that
about the Ripper.

410
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:44,230
I won the war
against snails this year.

411
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:45,958
Salt, that's the answer.

412
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,155
Salt?

413
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:48,954
Carry on.

414
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,479
She'll be taking
our men next.

415
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:57,589
Mr. Sponge said she kissed your Frank,
and not on the cheek.

416
00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:59,717
I'd look closer to home
if I was you, Mrs. Fox.

417
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:00,835
She had a big
smile on her face

418
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,478
when she came out
that butcher's just now.

419
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:03,913
What's that
supposed to mean?

420
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,352
Handsome woman.

421
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,438
Is she?

422
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:20,078
Wouldn't know.

423
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:22,033
Seems a good sort.

424
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,035
To be writing
about us, I mean.

425
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:30,556
Seeing her again after so long is
really rather discombobulating.

426
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,991
Well, you know, confusing.

427
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,550
Yes, I know what discombob...
Discombobu...

428
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:39,713
I know
what it means, Wilson.

429
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:44,592
So, you knew
her at Oxford.

430
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,271
I was her tutor
for a while.

431
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,397
But you two weren't...

432
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:51,914
Weren't...

433
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:55,473
Well, it looked
like maybe you were...

434
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:57,479
Were...

435
00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:00,074
Or had been, you know.

436
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,195
Hmm?

437
00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:03,395
Oh.

438
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,239
That? No! No, no, no.

439
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:08,830
Good Lord, no.
Jolly good.

440
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:10,913
Important we're clear.

441
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,831
Parade at 6:00.
Don't be late.

442
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,318
- Morning.
- Good morning.

443
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,231
Take these through to the cashier,
would you, Wilson?

444
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:19,833
Certainly, sir.

445
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:37,835
What are you doing, Pike?
Stupid...

446
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,590
Platoon, fall in!

447
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:47,316
Platoon, right turn!

448
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,997
Two, three, one!
By the left.

449
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,711
Quick march!

450
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:56,435
Uh...

451
00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:00,755
Mr. Frazer,
Mr. Godfrey, about turn!

452
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:01,955
Sorry, everyone.

453
00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:05,635
Platoon, right turn!

454
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,870
Now, Miss Winters,

455
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:12,759
may I say,

456
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,790
you do look lovely tonight.

457
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:17,434
I beg your pardon.

458
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:19,475
Ah!

459
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:20,913
Colonel.

460
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,911
I didn't mean
you look lovely.

461
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,560
No, no, no, of course not.
Far from it.

462
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:29,753
Not that you look unlovely.
I'm sure to many you are lovely.

463
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,950
Not really my area.

464
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:33,268
About the patrol.

465
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:35,430
Ah. Yes,
a great honor.

466
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:37,954
Sergeant Wilson will be here
any moment for your briefing.

467
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:41,915
We'll crack on without him.
Golf club do. Wife in the car.

468
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,228
Your orders are simple,
Mainwaring.

469
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:45,390
You're to stick to the
coastal path at all times.

470
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,516
Do not approach the base in any way.
Understood?

471
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,431
Not approach the base?
But surely we need...

472
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,317
Are you questioning
an order, Mainwaring?

473
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:54,949
As you know, the Home Guard
have been asked for cuts

474
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,598
to help with the
big push into France.

475
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:57,715
Has it?

476
00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:59,353
We'll be reviewing
the troops.

477
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:01,874
Sorting the wheat from
the chaff, as it were.

478
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:04,112
I won't beat
about the bush.

479
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,556
Walmington feels chaffy.

480
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,839
My men are as
keen as mustard, sir.

481
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,477
Your sergeant
doesn't seem to be.

482
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:19,037
First patrol, this Saturday, 0900.
Put on a good show.

483
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:22,032
There's no better way
of saving the platoon.

484
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:23,669
Must dash.

485
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:31,158
We should get together sometime,
play a round with the wives.

486
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:35,272
Barbara loves a four-ball.

487
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,079
Carry on, old man.

488
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:44,393
Chaffy.

489
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:47,268
Platoon, fall in!

490
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,158
Attention!

491
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,233
Where is Sergeant Wilson?

492
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:55,829
In bed,
I shouldn't wonder.

493
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,120
Caught a chill
up on the downs.

494
00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:58,879
Poppycock.

495
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,518
Saw him coming out of
the gent's outfitters

496
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,397
on the High Street
just an hour ago

497
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:05,438
looking happier than a
kitten on a cow's udder.

498
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,231
I like your tie.
What?

499
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:12,358
Oh, really? This?
Do you?

500
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:13,555
Well, it's just a...
Pfft.

501
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,832
I often thought of you
over the years, Arthur.

502
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:22,592
Teaching, Whitehall, perhaps,
but never in Walmington-on-Sea.

503
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,434
Well, it has its charms.

504
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,117
You were such
a good teacher, Arthur.

505
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,475
Well, I don't remember
teaching you anything.

506
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:31,039
You seemed to
know it all already.

507
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,035
You were so handsome,
dashing...

508
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,076
I haven't dashed
anywhere for years.

509
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,389
Age has only
improved you, Arthur.

510
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:42,033
Well...

511
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:55,031
Well, I better be off.

512
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:58,192
That night at the
summer ball, do you remember?

513
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,431
I so wanted
you to kiss me.

514
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:14,832
Didn't you
want to kiss me?

515
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,271
Well, I suppose.

516
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:19,112
Well, I was your tutor,

517
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:21,077
and there were rules.

518
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:23,116
Oh. Rules.

519
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:26,559
Strangled the life
out of this country.

520
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,394
Tell me about your briefing
with Colonel Theakes.

521
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:32,873
I didn't go.

522
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:33,995
Oh.

523
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,715
But I want to write about
your patrol in my article.

524
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,711
Don't worry. Mainwaring will
tell you everything tomorrow.

525
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:40,518
You'll have
a job stopping him.

526
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:48,520
Chaffy.

527
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:49,954
Chaffy.

528
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,998
My platoon is not chaffy.

529
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:56,398
Public school boy.

530
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:57,595
Mmm?

531
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:02,515
Yeah, Theakes has
met his match with me.

532
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:08,675
I shall make sure Miss Winters'
article is so glowing about us,

533
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,149
they'll have to pin
medals on the lot of us.

534
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:13,919
Come to bed.

535
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:17,672
I'm on top tonight.

536
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:24,955
I'm asleep, George.

537
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:40,078
Sleep well, dear.

538
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:41,713
I'll be lucky.

539
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:45,272
Trapped wind again.

540
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,479
Arthur.

541
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:06,155
Oh.

542
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,155
Good morning.

543
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:11,798
Ah. Good morning.

544
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,433
Where was you last night?

545
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:17,717
Oh. Last night
as in last night?

546
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:18,994
You was at The Oak
with Miss Winters.

547
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:20,229
Was I?

548
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:22,276
Oh, yes, that's right,
I was, yeah.

549
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:24,910
Catching up
on old times.

550
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,035
Oh...

551
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:28,599
You look dreadful.
Well.

552
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:30,318
You didn't come
for your breakfast.

553
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:35,035
Good Lord,
I'm late for work.

554
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:37,953
Mrs. Todd said you proper
pushed the boat out.

555
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:39,837
Woolton pie,
jam roly-poly.

556
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:41,956
Mavis, you have
nothing to worry about.

557
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:43,672
I promise you.

558
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:47,353
If you want roly-poly, Arthur,
I'll give you roly-poly.

559
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:52,154
And my roly-poly will knock her
roly-poly into a cocked hat.

560
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,190
8:00, after parade,
roly-poly.

561
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,029
Mmm.

562
00:33:58,040 --> 00:33:59,359
Don't be late.

563
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,631
Roly-poly.

564
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:14,469
Oh, Miss Winters.

565
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:16,318
I say, Miss Winters.

566
00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:20,277
We're so confused,
aren't we, Cissy?

567
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:24,155
Our brother, Charles,
told us that you're writing an article

568
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:28,068
on the Home Guard
for The Lady magazine.

569
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:30,151
Yes.
But they just did one.

570
00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:32,151
We subscribe, you see.

571
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,153
And they never do two of anything.
No.

572
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:38,150
It's a follow-up article.

573
00:34:38,240 --> 00:34:40,521
The first was so well received,
they commissioned another.

574
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:41,629
Oh.

575
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,150
Well,
that would explain it.

576
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:46,992
Excuse me, ladies.

577
00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:48,468
Captain Mainwaring.

578
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:50,080
Ah!

579
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:53,232
Miss Winters.
What a pleasant surprise.

580
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:55,591
I was on my way to see you.
Are you busy?

581
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:58,513
My little break.
Perhaps you'd join me.

582
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,269
They do a very
passable Chelsea bun.

583
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:02,588
I'd be delighted.

584
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:04,918
Better before the war,
of course.

585
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,600
These days, it's a case
of "spot the currant."

586
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:10,511
But one mustn't grumble.

587
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:25,269
Mmm...

588
00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:27,199
I do like your dress,
Miss Winters.

589
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:29,197
Oh, thank you, Vera.

590
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:31,151
You can have the
pattern if you like.

591
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:32,714
Oh.

592
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:35,395
Well, I don't know
what to say.

593
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:38,229
Oh.

594
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:39,475
Good of you.

595
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,391
Well, a woman should
always look her best,

596
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:44,040
especially at wartime,
don't you agree?

597
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,316
I think you do,
splendidly.

598
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:53,158
I'm keen for you to
get to know the platoon,

599
00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:56,073
not just as soldiers but as men.
Mmm.

600
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:59,756
Brave, dedicated,
honest to a fault.

601
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,479
Nylons, Miss Winters?

602
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:03,312
Fresh off the back of a lorry,
if you know what I mean.

603
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:06,358
Walker, Miss Winters and I are
discussing military matters.

604
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:08,159
Of course you are!

605
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:09,748
Life in the
old dog yet, ey?

606
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:11,549
Yeah.

607
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:16,594
Arms to the
shoulder line!

608
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:19,590
Left, right, left, right.

609
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:23,910
In short, I shall do
everything in my power

610
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:28,192
to make your article as informative
and positive as possible.

611
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:30,749
Are you?

612
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:32,074
Oh, yes.

613
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:33,960
Thank you.

614
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:38,358
Well, I expect nothing less from
a natural leader like yourself.

615
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:39,794
Well, I...

616
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:44,078
Would you mind just taking
off your spectacles for me?

617
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:46,593
Whatever for?

618
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,199
Very well.

619
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:51,349
Ah.

620
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,118
I knew it.

621
00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:55,468
There's a glint.

622
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,430
A certain fire
in the eyes.

623
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:03,313
You remind me
of someone.

624
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:04,469
Really?

625
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:05,640
I wonder
who that could be.

626
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:07,398
Churchill.

627
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,357
Winston Churchill.

628
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:11,994
Really?
You have so many of his qualities.

629
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,596
Never given it
much thought,

630
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,148
but I suppose I do.

631
00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:18,434
It's uncanny!

632
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:23,630
I like to think
that if we met,

633
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,995
we'd both be
the richer for it.

634
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:27,269
Oh, yes.

635
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,795
Why don't you join
us at parade tonight?

636
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:35,112
I shall be briefing the platoon on the
patrol, stiffening their resolve,

637
00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:40,313
and endeavoring to inspire them
in some small way, perhaps.

638
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:47,154
Well.
Until tonight, then.

639
00:37:58,120 --> 00:37:59,348
Good God.

640
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:01,599
Eyes front!

641
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:25,955
What's that, Wilson?

642
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:27,189
Oh.

643
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:29,829
Nothing.
What's that, sir?

644
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:32,835
Nothing.

645
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:39,469
Fall the men in, Jones.

646
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:43,394
Platoon, fall in!

647
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:50,189
Attention!

648
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:59,070
Sorry I'm late.
I was writing up my notes, Captain.

649
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,918
I quite understand.

650
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:04,193
As Julius Caesar
himself once said,

651
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:07,274
"Preparation is all."

652
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,672
One of my inspirations,
you know.

653
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:11,398
Murdered by his own men.

654
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:15,512
Thank you.
Conquered all before him.

655
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:19,513
You know, <i>veni, vidi...</i>

656
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:21,349
Eh...

657
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:23,035
Gather around.

658
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:27,917
Evening, Miss Winters.
Good evening.

659
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,430
Now, listen, men.

660
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:36,954
You all know,
you can ask me...

661
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,312
You all know that you
can ask me anything,

662
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:54,399
be it of a professional,
pastoral, or indeed,

663
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:57,710
a philosophical nature.

664
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:00,236
I have a question, Captain.

665
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:04,312
What if life is
really a dream?

666
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,389
When I said philosophical,
what I meant was...

667
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:09,391
I worry about
that sometimes, sir,

668
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:13,314
that we're all of us, nothing but
the dancing spirits of the night.

669
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:15,158
Jones. I'm not sure
I like that idea.

670
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:16,599
What, the spirits
or the dancing?

671
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,830
Just thinking about it is
giving me goosebumps. Look.

672
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:20,148
When you're dead,
you're dead.

673
00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:24,950
I've never buried anybody yet who wasn't.
Well, maybe, just the once.

674
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:28,756
Wouldn't it be terrible, sir,
if none of us really existed?

675
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:30,512
I mean, who would I
sell my sausages to?

676
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:32,915
If life's a dream, Jonesy,
you'd still have to be alive,

677
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,513
so you could fall asleep and
dream they're buying them.

678
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,358
Yes, thank you, Walker.

679
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:38,596
Walker! Settle down.
Settle down, men.

680
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:39,954
Settle down.

681
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:42,271
Now, men.

682
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:43,794
Uh, Wilson.

683
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:48,269
Now, men, I have...

684
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:51,200
Oh.

685
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,033
What's up
with his face?

686
00:40:58,160 --> 00:40:59,832
Rigor mortis,
with a bit of luck.

687
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:09,875
Now, men, I have decided
after due and diligent deliberation,

688
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:14,556
to pinpoint our preliminary
patrol position, here.

689
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,949
In the middle of the Channel.
That's interesting.

690
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,076
You need some
new specs, Captain?

691
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:20,309
I've got some lovely
ones just come in.

692
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:21,560
Uh...

693
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:25,717
Here, and end it...

694
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:27,235
Ah!

695
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:28,992
Here.

696
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:33,314
- Wilson!
- All right, sir?

697
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:52,069
We shall patrol in pairs.

698
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:55,988
So, it would be awfully nice if
you could stay on the lookout

699
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,514
for enemy agents and
that sort of thing.

700
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:02,354
Yes, my sergeant and I
will now demonstrate.

701
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:04,194
Wilson.

702
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:14,119
Observe how keenly we scan the
land, the sea, and the sky.

703
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:18,919
Alert to attack from every
quarter, like coiled springs.

704
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:20,952
All springs
are coiled, Wilson.

705
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:23,676
Look! I see something.

706
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,791
Almost had my eye out.
A parachutist.

707
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,472
Well, I saw him at
the same time as you, sir.

708
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:29,520
You don't need to point,
I was doing the pointing.

709
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:30,959
Two dogs, one bone.

710
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:32,195
In one jock.

711
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:33,878
When
I'm already pointing.

712
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:35,791
One moment, men.

713
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:37,639
Come along.

714
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:43,879
What on Earth
is the matter?

715
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,712
I'm not sure
what you mean, sir.

716
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,951
You're all puffed up.
Trying to impress Miss Winters?

717
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:51,631
I thought that
was what you wanted.

718
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,313
Copying everything I do?

719
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:56,477
Stop it this instant.
That's an order.

720
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:01,999
Any questions?
Any questions?

721
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:05,752
We need a pose.

722
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:06,955
Beg your pardon?

723
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:08,991
Well, we're going
to be in a magazine.

724
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:11,913
We need a pose,
something heroic but menacing,

725
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:14,350
like Errol Flynn
in The Sea Hawk.

726
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:22,828
Stupid boy.

727
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:24,349
How about this?

728
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,672
There won't be
any need for poses.

729
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:28,836
Miss Winters won't be
joining us on patrol.

730
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:31,110
- What?
- Order, order.

731
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:32,519
Men, men. Order, please.

732
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:37,350
Only authorized personnel will be
joining us on the coastal path.

733
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:41,195
Platoon is the subject of her article,
not the patrol.

734
00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:45,349
I understand one or two of you have
brought along some personal items

735
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:47,038
you'd like to
share with her.

736
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:49,354
Who'd like to go first?

737
00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:11,994
Evening, Mavis.

738
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:14,640
I'm just
stretching my legs.

739
00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:16,711
Likewise, I'm sure.

740
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,239
Thank you, Frazer.

741
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:36,879
Frazer.

742
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:39,155
George!

743
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,198
Where are your glasses?

744
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:47,315
Hello, dear.

745
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:50,032
Just resting my eyes.

746
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:52,270
Don't! It makes
you look piggy.

747
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:54,475
Come along.

748
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:56,238
Come on, Joe.
Darts night.

749
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:58,276
I don't play darts.
You do now.

750
00:44:58,840 --> 00:44:59,989
Frank.

751
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:01,828
<i>Lifeboat's</i> on in Eastgate.

752
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:03,757
Can't you see I'm busy?

753
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:08,473
Frank, where's Arthur?

754
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,431
Mavis.
What a...

755
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,636
What a lovely surprise.

756
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:23,909
New suit, Arthur?

757
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:25,833
Uh, what?
No, no, no. It's...

758
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:27,951
You can wear it for
what's left of your dinner.

759
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:33,316
Elizabeth Mainwaring, ATS.
Officer, First Class.

760
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:36,000
Rose Winters.
You do a marvelous job.

761
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:38,190
I believe in fighting
for what's ours

762
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:39,833
and crushing
the enemy underfoot.

763
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:41,279
Don't you?

764
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:44,153
I'll say good night,
Mrs. Mainwaring.

765
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:46,314
George.

766
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:56,039
Night, Frank.

767
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:59,390
Time and tide, George.

768
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,797
"Cottage,
4:00 p.m. Please come."

769
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:05,509
George!

770
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:07,833
Coming, dear.

771
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,713
Hello, Joe.
Oh. Strike a light!

772
00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:33,037
I thought
you was Old Bill.

773
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:35,990
Quite a hoard
you have here.

774
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:38,835
I take it you don't
believe in rationing.

775
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:42,430
Well, keep your head down
and earn a few bob,

776
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:44,516
that's what I believe in.

777
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:48,711
Since they shut off the army base,
I've got a right backlog.

778
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:50,159
I'm making up for lost time.

779
00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:52,549
Captain Mainwaring said you're
not going near the base.

780
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:54,830
Once I'm inside
the compound,

781
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:56,353
there'll be no stopping me.

782
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:01,716
You know,
I should really report this.

783
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:09,239
Come on, then.

784
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:13,196
We all have our price,
Miss Winters.

785
00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:15,673
What's yours?

786
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:18,752
Petrol? Navy Cut?
Bootleg French perfume?

787
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:22,749
Chanel No.5?

788
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:25,633
When you go to the base,
take me with you.

789
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,637
You're not coming
on the patrol.

790
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:30,917
You're not the only who knows
how to get what they want, Joe.

791
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:35,553
Of course, this will be
quilted for extra comfort

792
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:37,835
on your eternal slumber.

793
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:40,229
Yes, I'd be quite happy
to decompose in this.

794
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:43,556
We'll take two, Mr. Frazer.

795
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:46,149
I don't suppose
you would consider a discount.

796
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:47,679
Well, to avail
yourself of that,

797
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:50,553
you would both have to pass on
before the end of the month.

798
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:54,116
Oh. We're not ready to go quite yet,
are we, Cissy?

799
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,431
Mother lived to 101.

800
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:58,712
Miss Winters, one moment!

801
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:00,518
Miss Winters.

802
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:05,430
Cissy rang The Lady
magazine in London

803
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:09,428
to inquire about
your follow-up article.

804
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:12,473
And they know
nothing about it, or you.

805
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:14,793
You're on the run
from the police.

806
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:16,797
You killed a man
with your umbrella.

807
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:18,991
Oh, I do apologize,
Miss Winters.

808
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:22,432
She is cursed with
a romantic spirit.

809
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:23,794
I know.

810
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:26,511
You're a secret agent.

811
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:28,714
A German spy

812
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:31,115
sent here to discover
the invasion plans

813
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:33,475
and bring
the Allies to their knees.

814
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:37,994
I'm afraid the truth is far less
colorful than that, ladies.

815
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:40,112
I work for
the Associated Press.

816
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:43,273
They place all their
articles uncredited.

817
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:46,632
I hope that's cleared up
the confusion for you.

818
00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:47,994
Good day.

819
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:00,316
Hello, Captain. Welcome.

820
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:03,159
I do like your hat.

821
00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:05,390
Oh. This old thing?

822
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:07,476
Please, come on in.
Yeah.

823
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:10,591
Sorry about the manner
of my invitation.

824
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:12,511
No, no.

825
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,514
No. Not at all.

826
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:19,276
<i>I was hoping
you'd tell me more</i>

827
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:22,397
about your unique
leadership style.

828
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:25,715
Well,

829
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:28,713
I'm not one to
blow my own trumpet,

830
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:31,156
but I lead by example.

831
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:35,389
There's nothing I would ask my men
to do that I would not do myself.

832
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:36,555
Hmm.

833
00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:38,389
Cake?

834
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:40,877
It's rather small,
I'm afraid.

835
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:43,348
We eat

836
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:47,757
as a free people,
not under the Nazi heel.

837
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:50,709
One thing my
men know for sure,

838
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:55,951
the jackboot will not tread
upon this hallowed land

839
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:57,479
while there is
breath in this...

840
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:01,315
Are you all right?

841
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:02,799
Gone down the wrong way.

842
00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:08,595
You speak so
eloquently, Captain.

843
00:50:08,720 --> 00:50:10,517
Have you never committed
your thoughts to paper?

844
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:15,276
No, there's not enough
hours in the day, I'm afraid.

845
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:19,876
Leadership is many things,
Miss Winters.

846
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:22,270
Rose, I insist.

847
00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:26,951
Leadership is
many things, Rose.

848
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:30,354
But most of all,
it's about vision.

849
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:31,475
Oh.

850
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:33,079
Oh.

851
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:37,592
Cake on the floor. Cake on the...
You're quite right, though.

852
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:39,432
So sorry.

853
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:44,076
Europe is crying out
for a man of vision, clarity,

854
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:45,275
even ruthlessness.

855
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:46,469
Quite.

856
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:48,033
Get the trains
running on time.

857
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:52,796
I believe you're destined to play
a huge part in this war, George.

858
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:54,789
Really?

859
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:57,073
I do hope so.

860
00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:01,150
I'm only sorry I won't be
able to write about it.

861
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:03,635
But you must.

862
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:07,514
What is the matter?

863
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:09,119
It's my editor.

864
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:13,634
He said if I don't write about
your patrol in my article,

865
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:16,635
then he won't publish it.

866
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:19,997
Come, now. Here.

867
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:27,831
Maybe if your
editor insists upon it,

868
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:30,234
then...

869
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:31,639
What?

870
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:34,760
Maybe you should...

871
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:35,955
Rose?

872
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:39,032
- Wilson.
- Hello?

873
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:40,200
What's he doing here?

874
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:41,548
I have no idea.

875
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:43,557
- One moment.
- Hello?

876
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:45,235
No, no.

877
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:48,638
I'm not here. I'm in Eastbourne
with my area manager.

878
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:52,431
"A thing of beauty
is a joy forever.

879
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:53,640
"Its loveliness
increases..."

880
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:55,238
Arthur, this is not the time.

881
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,351
Sorry. I'll come back.

882
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:00,759
No, I won't!

883
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:04,918
I've been doing
that all my life,

884
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:07,759
saying I'll come back
when I wanted to stay,

885
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:10,030
staying when
I wanted to go.

886
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:11,718
Rose, that night
at the summer ball,

887
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:16,152
I wanted to kiss
you very, very much.

888
00:52:16,240 --> 00:52:19,391
I should have
kissed you, like this.

889
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:25,794
Sorry.

890
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:28,348
I had feelings for you
then, Rose. I still do.

891
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:30,829
Perhaps I haven't been
everything I could have been,

892
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:32,712
but perhaps
it's not too late.

893
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:37,595
Perhaps I still could be,
with a little help from someone,

894
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:39,638
someone like you.

895
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:42,752
Rose, guess who!

896
00:52:43,240 --> 00:52:45,515
Frank? What's he doing here?
I have no idea.

897
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:47,039
One moment.

898
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:51,756
I've come
to find you.

899
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:55,516
"Here's looking
at you, kid."

900
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:57,556
Frank, you've been drinking.

901
00:52:57,640 --> 00:52:59,600
Mum's ginger wine.
It don't half make you squiffy.

902
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:04,556
I got your note.
I can read between the lines.

903
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:06,912
I know what
you're really saying.

904
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:10,792
See, you're a woman
and I'm a man.

905
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:12,319
With a drawn
on moustache.

906
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:13,589
I'm Errol Flynn.

907
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:17,598
- Kiss me.
- Frank!

908
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:20,554
- Mum?
- I know you're in there.

909
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:24,473
Frank?
I got this licked, sugar.

910
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:26,158
Can you hear me?

911
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:28,674
Mum?

912
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:30,791
You get
yourself out here, now.

913
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:32,956
I've got an
announcement to make.

914
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:34,433
Look
at the state of you.

915
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:36,988
Me and Miss
Winters are in love.

916
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:38,439
Don't be ridiculous.

917
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:39,714
Good afternoon, sir.

918
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:40,949
Wilson.

919
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:42,629
Out. Now.

920
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:45,475
The window. Quickly.

921
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:54,952
George. George.
The patrol.

922
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:56,994
Can I come?

923
00:53:58,600 --> 00:53:59,999
Yes, of course.

924
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:01,639
There you...

925
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:09,477
How dare you lead
my little boy astray.

926
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:12,156
You stay away from him.

927
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:19,512
From both of 'em.

928
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:27,794
Wilson.

929
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:08,714
Get in.

930
00:55:17,240 --> 00:55:18,753
Taking in the air,
Mainwaring?

931
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:21,876
Recceing an exercise
for the men, sir.

932
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:23,393
Yes,
well, we're all busy.

933
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:26,275
I've got a ten-footer
on the eighth for a half.

934
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:28,874
Cunningham.
Meeks.

935
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:32,350
From MI5. Captain,
we have a situation.

936
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:36,433
We've picked up an enemy radio
signal sent from this area.

937
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:38,795
To the Abwehr
in Berlin.

938
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:43,391
An enemy spy is operating
somewhere near here.

939
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:45,755
Codename Cobra,
no less.

940
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:49,792
He'll be after information
on the Dover base.

941
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:52,559
Operation Bodyguard
was set up a year ago

942
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:55,108
to keep Hitler guessing
about the invasion.

943
00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:57,754
Decoys, deception,
that sort of thing.

944
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:00,318
This could cost us
the war, Captain.

945
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:03,591
If you see anything in
the least suspicious,

946
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:05,914
call us.

947
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:08,759
We're counting on you.

948
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:10,400
It could be
anyone, Mainwaring.

949
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:16,998
<i>Enemy radio signal...</i>

950
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:20,510
<i>Enemy spy is operating
somewhere near here.</i>

951
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:21,840
<i>It could be
anyone, Mainwaring.</i>

952
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,478
<i>Anyone.</i>

953
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:30,792
She's old enough
to be your mother.

954
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:33,388
Creeping around there,
declaring undying love.

955
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:35,040
Honestly, Frank,
what were you thinking?

956
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:37,196
Who'd do a stupid,
brainless thing like that?

957
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:38,355
Exactly. I mean...

958
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:40,311
Not your Uncle Arthur,
that's for sure.

959
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:49,794
Frank.

960
00:56:57,720 --> 00:56:59,836
Are you just gonna
throw our life away?

961
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:04,715
Frank.

962
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:06,796
How have I upset you?

963
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:09,680
Uh.

964
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,514
I don't wanna
lose you, Frank.

965
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:15,393
We're finished, Vera.

966
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:19,954
"You and I don't amount to a hill
of beans in this crazy world."

967
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:22,195
Bye.

968
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:24,829
Bye.

969
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:29,314
I must go.

970
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:32,197
I may not be
educated like her.

971
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:37,197
I may not be rich
like her, or beautiful.

972
00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:38,999
But God help me,
Arthur Wilson,

973
00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:41,275
I love you, and I'm not giving
you up without a fight.

974
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:42,395
Oh...

975
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,194
Night, Uncle Arthur.

976
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:52,588
Good night, son.

977
00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:57,351
How was Mr. Gribbins?

978
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:00,235
Hmm?

979
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:02,271
He's your area manager.

980
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:06,359
You met him today
in Eastbourne, apparently.

981
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:08,273
Oh, uh...

982
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:11,236
Fine. Fine.

983
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:13,271
I saw your trousers.

984
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:16,231
Tried to bite you,
did he?

985
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:22,909
What's the matter?
Have you seen a ghost?

986
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:27,429
Sorry, dear.

987
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:31,632
Rather a long day.

988
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:00,960
Evening, Mainwaring.

989
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:02,638
Evening.

990
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:14,320
Put that light out.

991
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:15,475
No.

992
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:37,792
Captain Mainwaring.

993
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:41,031
Mrs. Fox and I are
doing a jigsaw puzzle, sir.

994
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:43,435
Bit of sky fell
down the sofa.

995
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:45,158
We need to talk.

996
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:47,271
I'll say good night,
then.

997
00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:51,519
Unless you're going to
burst in on me later,

998
00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:55,030
and have your wicked way.

999
00:59:58,160 --> 00:59:59,513
Night, Mrs. Fox.

1000
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:04,237
Jones, I want
you to remain calm.

1001
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:06,954
What I have to tell you
is highly confidential.

1002
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,719
What, a spy? A real one?
Quiet, Jones.

1003
01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:12,479
You're the only
person I've told.

1004
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:14,278
How do you know, sir?

1005
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:16,510
I've had a visit from MI5.

1006
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:19,200
MI5? Why are you telling me?

1007
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:21,595
You think it's me, don't you?
You think I'm the spy.

1008
01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:22,994
You've come here
to arrest me.

1009
01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:24,229
Of course not, Jones.

1010
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:25,839
Sit down.

1011
01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:32,196
I've come here because
I intend to catch him.

1012
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:34,398
But things could get nasty,

1013
01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:37,751
and you're the only one of us
who's ever actually, you know...

1014
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:41,396
Thusly.
Aye, sir.

1015
01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:42,999
Thusly.
Quite.

1016
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:46,240
I may need you to
dispatch him, Jones.

1017
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:50,557
Sit tight for now.
I shall be in touch.

1018
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:53,433
Meantime,

1019
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:57,032
put an edge on that.

1020
01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:00,069
Very good, sir.

1021
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:08,713
Don't panic, Jack.
Don't panic.

1022
01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:10,953
It's easy.

1023
01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:19,392
Arthur.
Rose.

1024
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:23,271
I apologize about earlier.

1025
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:24,719
Oh, no, don't.

1026
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:27,791
I have feelings
for you, too.

1027
01:01:29,640 --> 01:01:32,313
Seeing you again has
brought them all back.

1028
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:37,315
I'm leaving tomorrow
night after the patrol.

1029
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:40,079
I want you
to come with me.

1030
01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:42,913
Tomorrow night?

1031
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:47,270
Tomorrow night's
bridge night.

1032
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:49,438
I need your answer.

1033
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:54,954
After the patrol.

1034
01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:11,556
Oh. Captain Mainwaring.
Morning, ladies.

1035
01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:15,519
Captain Mainwaring, we have discovered
something terribly exciting

1036
01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:17,358
about Miss Winters.

1037
01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:18,674
Straight out
of Greenmantle.

1038
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:20,836
I can't stop.
My country needs me.

1039
01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:23,474
Well, please yourself,
Mr. Mainwaring.

1040
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:27,353
Off to win
the war, Napoleon?

1041
01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:29,436
Just you wait, Hodges.

1042
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:32,159
Today is going to be the
pinnacle of my military career.

1043
01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:35,317
Don't tell me, you're gonna collect
Colonel Theakes's laundry?

1044
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:38,998
Wilson.
Morning, sir.

1045
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:43,509
About yesterday,
we're both men of the world.

1046
01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:44,709
Are we, sir?

1047
01:02:44,840 --> 01:02:46,319
Well, yes.

1048
01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:47,594
I suggest that we...

1049
01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:48,829
Draw a veil.

1050
01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:50,789
Precisely.

1051
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:51,949
Consider it drawn.

1052
01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:56,640
Colonel, we're just
about to set off.

1053
01:02:56,720 --> 01:02:59,871
<i>MI5 have picked
up another signal from the spy.</i>

1054
01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:02,671
They've narrowed down
his location, Mainwaring.

1055
01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:04,633
<i>He's in Walmington.</i>

1056
01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:08,191
Walmington? Good Lord.

1057
01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:10,880
They're putting a cordon
round the town to flush him out.

1058
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:12,638
I want your
platoon at their disposal

1059
01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:13,789
<i>as soon as you've
finished patrol.</i>

1060
01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:15,313
<i>You'd better
let your men know.</i>

1061
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:16,594
Of course, Colonel.

1062
01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:18,551
<i>It's imperative that
he's caught, Mainwaring.</i>

1063
01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:21,433
The Allies cross
into France in 48 hours.

1064
01:03:26,440 --> 01:03:27,873
- A spy?
- In Walmington?

1065
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:29,911
I can feel it in my bones.
Walmington?

1066
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:32,235
I'll catch him, sir.
What does he look like?

1067
01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:33,509
We don't know, Frank.

1068
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:35,079
That's rather
the point with spies.

1069
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:38,110
His target is
the army base at Dover.

1070
01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:41,915
We need to keep
a close watch on those cliffs.

1071
01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:46,352
I want to catch him.

1072
01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:52,629
And make today
the proudest in our history.

1073
01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:18,314
He's close by.
I can feel him.

1074
01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:20,993
Uncle Arthur!

1075
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:22,719
Uncle Arthur!

1076
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:25,111
Do be quiet, Frank.

1077
01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:27,720
Ah.

1078
01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:29,478
I can see something, sir.

1079
01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:31,758
Where?
Look.

1080
01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:33,400
Don't panic, Mr. Godfrey.
Keep pointing.

1081
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:34,998
I'll alert my commanding officer.
What is it?

1082
01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:36,951
It's over there.
Look. Can you see?

1083
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:39,398
What is it, Godfrey?

1084
01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:43,672
It's a spy. A spy over there.
See? There.

1085
01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:46,750
He's sending a signal.

1086
01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:47,909
What?

1087
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:49,069
The spy.

1088
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:55,158
Yes. White.
White, brown. White, brown.

1089
01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:58,272
White, brown. White, brown.
White, brown. White, brown.

1090
01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:00,635
White, brown.
White... God.

1091
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,150
As you were, men.

1092
01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:06,959
It's a rabbit.

1093
01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:11,991
Sir. Sir, are you sure it's not
a tiny spy dressed as a rabbit?

1094
01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:14,270
These Nazi spies are
a devious lot, sir.

1095
01:05:14,360 --> 01:05:16,999
What a fanciful
notion, Jones.

1096
01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:20,793
This weighs a ton.

1097
01:05:21,280 --> 01:05:23,350
The base is
just over the rise.

1098
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:25,998
Carry this for me,
would you, Jonesy?

1099
01:05:26,120 --> 01:05:27,120
Righto.

1100
01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:29,350
I'm just gonna
take some samples over.

1101
01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:31,398
Here you go.

1102
01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:35,552
It's now or never.

1103
01:05:37,160 --> 01:05:38,360
It ain't half
heavy, Mr. Jones.

1104
01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:39,879
No, light as a feather.

1105
01:05:41,320 --> 01:05:42,548
Are you all right,
Mr. Jones?

1106
01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:44,159
Yeah, yeah, I'll be fine.

1107
01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:46,312
Come on, Rose.
Thank you.

1108
01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:53,708
Blimey.

1109
01:05:54,560 --> 01:05:56,073
They've been busy.

1110
01:06:01,880 --> 01:06:03,518
What are you doing?

1111
01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:06,236
Well, a girl has
to look her best.

1112
01:06:13,560 --> 01:06:15,516
Look,
Mr. Jones, a kittiwake.

1113
01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:17,434
Whoa, whoa.

1114
01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:19,238
All right, Mr. Jones.

1115
01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:22,513
Don't you worry about me,
Mr. Godfrey.

1116
01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:25,275
I'm strong as an ox
and twice as hairy.

1117
01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:29,356
If I see the spy,
I'm going to throw pepper in his eyes.

1118
01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:30,509
Whoa...

1119
01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:33,910
I might have to ask him to stand
downwind of me, mind you, but...

1120
01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:37,800
Mr. Jones?

1121
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:39,434
Mr. Jones?

1122
01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:44,277
Captain Mainwaring!
Mr. Jones has gone over!

1123
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:47,080
Oh, no.

1124
01:06:55,440 --> 01:06:57,078
He can't be.

1125
01:06:57,880 --> 01:07:00,030
To the beach,
men, at the double.

1126
01:07:01,240 --> 01:07:02,275
Captain!

1127
01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:03,753
Jones?

1128
01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:08,113
- Jones!
- He's alive.

1129
01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:09,520
- Thank heavens.
- Hold on tight.

1130
01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:10,953
Don't panic.

1131
01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:14,592
I am panicking, sir.
I can't help it.

1132
01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:16,870
Rope. We need rope, men.

1133
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:18,029
Where's Walker?

1134
01:07:18,120 --> 01:07:19,553
He's gone to
the base to get help.

1135
01:07:19,680 --> 01:07:21,272
Well, fetch him, Pike.
Yeah.

1136
01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:22,400
Hold on, Jones.

1137
01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:23,833
Jones.

1138
01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:27,631
Joe! Joe, Mr. Jones has gone over.
We need rope.

1139
01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:30,232
Hold on tight!
We're coming.

1140
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:33,719
Can you come
fairly quickly, sir?

1141
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:36,792
Terrible. I never
got his measurements.

1142
01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:39,355
Yeah, that'll do.

1143
01:07:40,080 --> 01:07:41,149
Come on.

1144
01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:51,549
Tie it off, Jones!
Tie it off.

1145
01:07:51,640 --> 01:07:55,235
Yeah, yeah, it's tied off.
Chain's tied off, yeah.

1146
01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:57,515
- Hold on tight, Jonesy.
- Pull him up, men.

1147
01:07:57,640 --> 01:07:59,949
- One, two, three.
- Jonesy, you're safe as houses.

1148
01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:02,634
- Pull!
- Hold on, Jones!

1149
01:08:03,720 --> 01:08:04,789
You okay?

1150
01:08:08,560 --> 01:08:09,640
Hold on, Jones!

1151
01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:12,990
I'm rotating, sir.
I'm rotating.

1152
01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:14,109
- Give me your hand, Jones!
- That's it.

1153
01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:16,634
- Pull!
- Pull! Pull, men!

1154
01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:21,272
- Jones, pull.
- That's it, well done.

1155
01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:23,032
- Grab his arse.
- Well done.

1156
01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:28,833
Thank you, sir.
I thought I was a goner.

1157
01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:32,673
My whole life
flashed before my eyes.

1158
01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:35,871
At least I think
it was my life.

1159
01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:40,276
Right, let's get this
chain back to the base.

1160
01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:41,800
You gave me
a real fright, Mr. Jones.

1161
01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:43,711
Right,
up you come, Jonesy.

1162
01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:51,758
There's a sight for
sore eyes, Walker?

1163
01:08:52,680 --> 01:08:54,989
Makes you
proud to be British.

1164
01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:01,593
Stone the crows.

1165
01:09:02,720 --> 01:09:04,870
Here, the whole
place is a fake!

1166
01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:40,951
Miss Winters.

1167
01:09:45,120 --> 01:09:46,439
Vera.

1168
01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:49,197
What brings you out here?

1169
01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:51,271
I saw you
out on the sands.

1170
01:09:54,120 --> 01:09:55,269
It's Frank.

1171
01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:59,748
I know he's a silly boy,
but he'll make a fine man one day.

1172
01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:04,151
I love him,
Miss Winters.

1173
01:10:05,760 --> 01:10:08,274
Trouble is,
he loves you.

1174
01:10:09,320 --> 01:10:12,312
Just a little crush, perhaps.
Nothing to worry about.

1175
01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:15,631
Besides, I leave tonight.

1176
01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:16,960
Oh.

1177
01:10:18,600 --> 01:10:19,635
Oh.

1178
01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:22,033
Where are you
off to next?

1179
01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:24,315
Paris? New York?

1180
01:10:24,920 --> 01:10:27,070
You life's so glamorous
compared to mine.

1181
01:10:31,280 --> 01:10:33,635
What's that?
You hear that?

1182
01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:42,838
Stay where you are.

1183
01:10:57,560 --> 01:10:59,869
I'm going
home to Berlin.

1184
01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:08,830
It's a complete
and utter balls-up.

1185
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:12,873
Operation Bodyguard took yonks
to put into place and you...

1186
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:16,629
You have destroyed it
in seconds, you imbecile.

1187
01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:21,195
The entire invasion plan will have
to be put back now because of you

1188
01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:23,197
until, I don't know, June.

1189
01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:26,188
And I'm meant to be
going sailing in June.

1190
01:11:27,040 --> 01:11:31,511
My men have now secured all but
one of the tanks, Brigadier.

1191
01:11:32,320 --> 01:11:37,235
It is quite possible that the
spy saw absolutely nothing.

1192
01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:45,035
Captain Mainwaring!
Captain Mainwaring!

1193
01:11:50,240 --> 01:11:53,994
Oh, yes, Napoleon. This is the
pinnacle of your career, all right.

1194
01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:02,709
You are stripped of your
rank with immediate effect.

1195
01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:06,239
Wilson, you have
the command.

1196
01:12:07,920 --> 01:12:08,989
Oxford man, sir.

1197
01:12:09,080 --> 01:12:10,195
Good show.

1198
01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:15,392
The future of this
platoon is under review.

1199
01:12:15,800 --> 01:12:17,756
Brigadier.
Dismissed.

1200
01:12:21,920 --> 01:12:25,629
I'm sorry, sir.
It's all my fault,

1201
01:12:25,760 --> 01:12:27,637
falling off the
cliff like that.

1202
01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:30,433
No, Jones.

1203
01:12:34,440 --> 01:12:35,440
Men,

1204
01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:39,591
it's been
a privilege.

1205
01:12:47,120 --> 01:12:48,439
Upsy-daisy.

1206
01:12:49,440 --> 01:12:52,432
Arthur, I need your answer.

1207
01:12:56,680 --> 01:12:58,432
I'm not coming, Rose.

1208
01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:01,953
It's a dream

1209
01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:04,278
of another life.

1210
01:13:04,440 --> 01:13:05,589
Didn't you hear him?

1211
01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:08,638
That MI5 are gonna question us all,
first thing they get here.

1212
01:13:08,760 --> 01:13:09,760
But I don't know nothing.

1213
01:13:09,840 --> 01:13:11,990
They'll use
the thumbscrews.

1214
01:13:12,640 --> 01:13:14,471
My train leaves
in an hour.

1215
01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:17,471
Will you come
and see me off?

1216
01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:20,353
For old times' sake?

1217
01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:21,799
Of course.

1218
01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:36,513
That's decided then.

1219
01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:39,308
Thank you, Vicar.
Goodbye.

1220
01:13:41,840 --> 01:13:44,115
George, I thought
you were on patrol.

1221
01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:46,432
So, it's been agreed.

1222
01:13:47,240 --> 01:13:48,673
The choir will form
the head of the parade

1223
01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:50,591
while the platoon
brings up the rear.

1224
01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:52,354
Whatever you say, dear.

1225
01:13:52,440 --> 01:13:55,079
There's no point
arguing about it.

1226
01:13:55,840 --> 01:13:58,229
George, you're
white as a sheet.

1227
01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:01,031
I shan't be on parade.

1228
01:14:01,840 --> 01:14:04,195
I'm no longer a serving
officer in the Home Guard.

1229
01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:05,508
I've been let go.

1230
01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:07,272
I beg your pardon?

1231
01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:14,396
They're thinking of disbanding
the platoon 'cause of me.

1232
01:14:18,640 --> 01:14:21,712
All I ever wanted in
this war was to do my bit.

1233
01:14:40,320 --> 01:14:42,390
Mainwaring residence.

1234
01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:53,079
Two nights ago, he invited me
for a drink to talk about old times.

1235
01:14:53,920 --> 01:14:56,957
It was so awkward.
He tried to kiss me.

1236
01:14:57,080 --> 01:14:58,957
Oh, the cad.

1237
01:14:59,080 --> 01:15:01,878
So I came in here
and I heard a sound,

1238
01:15:01,960 --> 01:15:05,748
like static or
a transmitter or something.

1239
01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:10,439
He told me it was
his wireless, but...

1240
01:15:10,520 --> 01:15:12,078
Good Lord.

1241
01:15:27,320 --> 01:15:29,038
Captain Pigeon ring!

1242
01:15:29,120 --> 01:15:32,032
The incriminalizing
evidentials!

1243
01:15:37,120 --> 01:15:38,838
Some sort of code.

1244
01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:56,791
What sort of
language is that?

1245
01:15:57,800 --> 01:15:59,313
German, perhaps.

1246
01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:03,153
Captain, look.

1247
01:16:04,880 --> 01:16:05,949
Oh, no.

1248
01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:10,312
1:24.

1249
01:16:13,200 --> 01:16:14,519
Still time.

1250
01:16:15,880 --> 01:16:17,233
Jones.

1251
01:16:27,240 --> 01:16:30,630
Sir, I want to tell you something
in complete continence.

1252
01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:32,199
I've never killed a man.

1253
01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:34,875
What?

1254
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:37,389
Fine time
to tell me, Jones.

1255
01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:39,351
All those stories
about the Sudan?

1256
01:16:39,440 --> 01:16:43,274
Well, I was there all right, sir.
Army Catering Corps.

1257
01:16:43,360 --> 01:16:45,669
When I come back,
I sort of emblemished the truth.

1258
01:16:45,760 --> 01:16:49,355
Who wants to know he went all the
way to the Sudan to make tea?

1259
01:16:50,120 --> 01:16:52,509
Well, you know
what they say.

1260
01:16:59,360 --> 01:17:02,716
"Cometh the hour,
cometh the man."

1261
01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:17,473
<i>Guten</i> evening, <i>Herr</i> Wilson.
<i>Handies hoch.</i>

1262
01:17:17,560 --> 01:17:19,198
I beg your pardon?

1263
01:17:21,120 --> 01:17:23,554
About to abscond,
are we?

1264
01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:25,232
Sir, I'm not a spy.

1265
01:17:25,880 --> 01:17:28,394
Well, I shouldn't be surprised.

1266
01:17:29,080 --> 01:17:32,390
Your class has always
had a talent for treachery.

1267
01:17:33,720 --> 01:17:36,757
This war will sweep
your kind away, Wilson,

1268
01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:39,718
and I for one will
not mourn its passing.

1269
01:17:41,080 --> 01:17:42,832
You turn my stomach.

1270
01:17:43,920 --> 01:17:45,478
Coward!

1271
01:17:50,680 --> 01:17:53,114
I don't know what
I'll do if they disband us.

1272
01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:56,596
My sisters like to play
canasta in the evenings.

1273
01:17:56,680 --> 01:17:58,716
I find it all
rather complicated.

1274
01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:00,358
I'm joining the ATS.

1275
01:18:00,960 --> 01:18:02,439
Darn sight
prettier than you lot.

1276
01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:05,995
Well,
look who's here.

1277
01:18:06,440 --> 01:18:08,112
Men who lost us the war.

1278
01:18:08,200 --> 01:18:10,555
That's most unkind,
Mr. Hodges.

1279
01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:13,279
Who needs the enemy when
we've got the Home Guard?

1280
01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:15,590
You're a shambles,
the lot of you.

1281
01:18:15,840 --> 01:18:17,432
How dare
you say that?

1282
01:18:18,040 --> 01:18:20,600
Mr. Frazer and Mr. Jones
fought in the First War.

1283
01:18:20,680 --> 01:18:22,511
Mr. Godfrey was
a stretcher bearer.

1284
01:18:22,600 --> 01:18:24,033
You're not fit to
lick their boots.

1285
01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:25,439
And you wanna watch
your lip, sunshine.

1286
01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:27,078
All you do is
whistle at people.

1287
01:18:27,160 --> 01:18:28,760
"Put that light out!
Put that light out!"

1288
01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:30,631
Shut your mouth,
you little mummy's boy.

1289
01:18:30,720 --> 01:18:32,358
I'll have your
guts for garters.

1290
01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:33,715
Behave yourself.

1291
01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:35,631
I have grave news, men.

1292
01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:37,592
Grave news indeed.

1293
01:18:37,680 --> 01:18:39,113
Well, look who it is.

1294
01:18:39,200 --> 01:18:41,316
The failure-in-chief.

1295
01:18:44,960 --> 01:18:48,509
Evidence has been found indicating
Sergeant Wilson is the spy.

1296
01:18:48,640 --> 01:18:51,313
Sergeant Wilson?
No, he's not good-looking enough.

1297
01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:54,119
He can't be the spy.
He'd have told us.

1298
01:18:54,200 --> 01:18:56,430
It's over, Mainwaring.
Go home, man.

1299
01:18:56,520 --> 01:18:57,960
You've been stripped
of your command,

1300
01:18:58,000 --> 01:18:59,718
stripped naked in
the eyes of the world,

1301
01:18:59,800 --> 01:19:01,472
and it's a terrible sight.

1302
01:19:01,560 --> 01:19:04,074
Corporal Jones and I have
discovered a crystal radio set

1303
01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:05,957
hidden under his desk

1304
01:19:06,040 --> 01:19:09,715
and top-secret documents
written in German.

1305
01:19:09,840 --> 01:19:11,193
No way.
God, German.

1306
01:19:19,240 --> 01:19:23,119
I've locked him into the
church hall until MI5 arrive.

1307
01:19:23,200 --> 01:19:24,838
I'm telling Mum.

1308
01:19:25,600 --> 01:19:28,831
In the meantime, I shall be
reassuming command of the platoon.

1309
01:19:28,920 --> 01:19:32,196
I knew it, Captain.
I never liked Wilson, anyway.

1310
01:19:33,120 --> 01:19:37,750
Well, I take no pleasure in this, Frazer,
but a spy is a spy.

1311
01:19:38,120 --> 01:19:39,758
Oh, you've
solved it, have you?

1312
01:19:39,920 --> 01:19:44,038
Oh, we had our suspicions
from the start, didn't we, Cissy?

1313
01:19:44,120 --> 01:19:46,156
We just couldn't
put our finger on it.

1314
01:19:46,240 --> 01:19:49,038
Turns out it was
staring us in the face.

1315
01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:53,076
Miss Winters is
a foreign agent.

1316
01:19:53,200 --> 01:19:56,272
Miss Winters, a spy?
She can't be. She's a woman.

1317
01:19:58,600 --> 01:20:01,273
I shall go and break the
news to her at Sully Point.

1318
01:20:01,400 --> 01:20:02,594
I'm coming with you.

1319
01:20:03,600 --> 01:20:07,149
Good of you, Walker,
but I think I should go alone.

1320
01:20:07,280 --> 01:20:09,077
Meet me at the
church hall in an hour,

1321
01:20:09,240 --> 01:20:11,800
and we shall discuss a guard
rota for the traitor Wilson.

1322
01:20:12,440 --> 01:20:17,036
Dolly dear, what did you mean
it was staring you in the face?

1323
01:20:17,120 --> 01:20:19,350
Miss Winters' clothes,
of course.

1324
01:20:19,440 --> 01:20:22,000
That Chanel
dress in particular.

1325
01:20:22,080 --> 01:20:25,436
So, we phoned the
fashion house in Paris

1326
01:20:25,560 --> 01:20:27,630
to ask if anyone
there knew her.

1327
01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:30,718
A very nice young
man in records confirmed

1328
01:20:30,800 --> 01:20:34,395
that she bought regularly
from their collections,

1329
01:20:34,480 --> 01:20:38,598
and they sent them
directly to her home.

1330
01:20:39,400 --> 01:20:42,198
That was the missing piece of
the jigsaw, wasn't it, Cissy?

1331
01:20:42,280 --> 01:20:43,599
But what was it?

1332
01:20:43,840 --> 01:20:46,070
Ooh. The address,
Silly Billy.

1333
01:20:46,160 --> 01:20:48,754
Miss Winters
lives in Berlin.

1334
01:20:49,080 --> 01:20:50,308
Berlin.

1335
01:20:52,920 --> 01:20:54,638
Well, come on,
look lively.

1336
01:20:55,680 --> 01:20:56,715
Godfrey, let's go.

1337
01:20:56,800 --> 01:20:57,835
Berlin.

1338
01:20:58,200 --> 01:21:00,395
Berlin, yeah. Lovely.

1339
01:21:00,480 --> 01:21:02,357
Why were you
there, Arthur?

1340
01:21:03,680 --> 01:21:06,148
Were you
really leaving me

1341
01:21:06,280 --> 01:21:07,429
and Frank?

1342
01:21:10,360 --> 01:21:12,794
I've been standing at
a crossroads, Mavis.

1343
01:21:13,960 --> 01:21:16,315
Staring down
a road I never took.

1344
01:21:18,880 --> 01:21:22,634
I wasn't leaving you.
I went to say goodbye to her.

1345
01:21:25,040 --> 01:21:29,477
My life is here
with you, dearest,

1346
01:21:29,920 --> 01:21:31,478
and with Frank.

1347
01:21:31,600 --> 01:21:33,113
I know that now.

1348
01:21:35,640 --> 01:21:36,993
Release him,
Jonesy.

1349
01:21:37,960 --> 01:21:41,430
I've always said it, the man's
as innocent as a newborn babe.

1350
01:21:41,520 --> 01:21:43,112
He's a Nazi spy.

1351
01:21:43,200 --> 01:21:46,158
We caught him at the station
about to abscons.

1352
01:21:46,280 --> 01:21:48,271
Abscond, Jonesy.

1353
01:21:48,640 --> 01:21:50,949
Rose Winters asked
me to see her off.

1354
01:21:51,040 --> 01:21:55,909
She's the spy or my name's not
James Donald Nathrachean Frazer.

1355
01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:59,709
Yes, you see, my sisters found out,
she lives in Berlin.

1356
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:02,558
They're frightfully
clever, those two.

1357
01:22:02,680 --> 01:22:04,796
Later, if you wouldn't
mind, Mr. Godfrey.

1358
01:22:04,880 --> 01:22:06,154
Yes.

1359
01:22:06,960 --> 01:22:08,951
Jones, untie me.
Give it here, Jack.

1360
01:22:12,560 --> 01:22:14,790
No hard feelings,
I hope, Sergeant?

1361
01:22:14,880 --> 01:22:17,758
Even when you
was a Nazi pig dog,

1362
01:22:17,840 --> 01:22:19,990
I still felt
warmly towards you.

1363
01:22:38,720 --> 01:22:42,395
Uncle Arthur, the Coast Guard just
spotted a U-boat off Sully Point.

1364
01:22:42,560 --> 01:22:45,313
Real Germans.
Permission to panic, Sergeant.

1365
01:22:45,400 --> 01:22:47,160
Permission denied.
It'll be her escape route.

1366
01:22:47,200 --> 01:22:48,200
Where's Mainwaring?

1367
01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:49,878
Blimey. I forgot.

1368
01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:51,000
He's gone after her.

1369
01:22:51,080 --> 01:22:52,195
He's in danger.
Jones, the rifles.

1370
01:22:52,360 --> 01:22:53,588
Very good, sir.

1371
01:22:53,720 --> 01:22:56,314
We can't just go storming
down there mob-handed.

1372
01:22:56,400 --> 01:22:57,435
They'll see us
coming a mile off.

1373
01:22:57,560 --> 01:22:58,600
Not if we
go in camouflage.

1374
01:22:58,720 --> 01:23:01,712
We'd give a lovely marran grass
effect with all this hay.

1375
01:23:01,840 --> 01:23:03,353
Excellent! Men, the hay.

1376
01:23:03,920 --> 01:23:06,639
No, Arthur.
I won't let you.

1377
01:23:06,720 --> 01:23:08,438
I have no choice.

1378
01:23:10,400 --> 01:23:11,958
Stop messing about.

1379
01:23:12,080 --> 01:23:13,559
At the double,
Mr. Godfrey.

1380
01:23:15,040 --> 01:23:16,712
If you'd be so kind.

1381
01:23:19,760 --> 01:23:21,239
Miss Winters.

1382
01:23:23,080 --> 01:23:24,559
Miss Winters.

1383
01:23:28,360 --> 01:23:30,032
We've caught him.

1384
01:23:30,760 --> 01:23:32,557
Wilson, I mean.

1385
01:23:36,480 --> 01:23:37,913
Huge shock, I know.

1386
01:23:39,440 --> 01:23:43,069
Who knows what lurks in the
hearts of men, etcetera?

1387
01:23:46,280 --> 01:23:49,078
I'm here if you need me.

1388
01:23:50,960 --> 01:23:52,757
A shoulder to cry on.

1389
01:23:58,280 --> 01:24:00,919
Good Lord.
U-boat. U-boat!

1390
01:24:02,440 --> 01:24:05,398
You will play a big role
in this war, Mainwaring,

1391
01:24:05,920 --> 01:24:08,036
as the fool who
lost England the war.

1392
01:24:11,440 --> 01:24:13,112
Churchill?

1393
01:24:27,440 --> 01:24:29,476
They don't like it up 'em.

1394
01:24:33,760 --> 01:24:35,955
Mrs. Pike,
what's the matter?

1395
01:24:36,320 --> 01:24:37,833
Miss Winters is a spy.

1396
01:24:39,320 --> 01:24:42,517
The men have gone to Sully Point
after her, and there's a U-boat!

1397
01:24:42,680 --> 01:24:43,999
They've got no backup.

1398
01:24:44,960 --> 01:24:49,192
Daphne, would you be kind enough
to rustle us up some hardware?

1399
01:24:52,800 --> 01:24:54,279
Thanks to you, George,

1400
01:24:54,400 --> 01:24:58,393
they'll be waiting in Normandy to
drive the Allies back into the sea.

1401
01:24:58,520 --> 01:24:59,669
Help!

1402
01:25:00,520 --> 01:25:01,839
Help!

1403
01:25:02,480 --> 01:25:03,708
Help!

1404
01:25:04,160 --> 01:25:05,195
Vera.

1405
01:25:05,320 --> 01:25:06,673
Help!

1406
01:25:06,800 --> 01:25:08,074
Have you no heart?

1407
01:25:08,200 --> 01:25:12,512
I burn with passion to see
my Fuhrer walk up Whitehall.

1408
01:25:19,160 --> 01:25:21,355
We will never surrender.

1409
01:25:26,320 --> 01:25:27,833
Coming, Vera!

1410
01:25:30,680 --> 01:25:31,999
Vera!

1411
01:25:36,160 --> 01:25:37,388
Cometh the hour.

1412
01:25:37,520 --> 01:25:38,714
Well done, Jonesy.

1413
01:25:41,520 --> 01:25:44,990
Next time, I won't be
so kind-hearted!

1414
01:25:48,400 --> 01:25:49,549
Take cover, men!

1415
01:25:50,400 --> 01:25:53,153
Run, Captain!
Come on.

1416
01:25:54,640 --> 01:25:55,675
Oh, sir.

1417
01:25:57,040 --> 01:25:58,189
Wilson.

1418
01:25:59,400 --> 01:26:01,914
Your command, sir.
Welcome back.

1419
01:26:02,880 --> 01:26:05,394
Thank you,
Wilson. Men!

1420
01:26:07,040 --> 01:26:09,190
We must prevent Miss Winters
from escaping.

1421
01:26:11,080 --> 01:26:15,358
But first, we must rescue Vera
Shilton from the incoming tide.

1422
01:26:17,760 --> 01:26:21,594
"It's a far better thing I do
now than I have ever done."

1423
01:26:21,680 --> 01:26:23,750
Don't be silly, Frank.

1424
01:26:23,920 --> 01:26:25,433
Please don't!

1425
01:26:25,520 --> 01:26:27,192
Ronald Colman,
<i>A Tale of Two Cities.</i>

1426
01:26:27,280 --> 01:26:30,272
I saw that. Basil Rathbone was
frightfully good in that.

1427
01:26:31,440 --> 01:26:33,351
I'm coming, Vera!
Frank, no!

1428
01:26:33,440 --> 01:26:34,680
Pike, get back here!

1429
01:26:34,720 --> 01:26:35,869
He'll never make it.

1430
01:26:36,440 --> 01:26:37,589
He's got flat feet.

1431
01:26:39,360 --> 01:26:40,360
I'm going after him.

1432
01:26:40,440 --> 01:26:41,873
No, you'll be
cut to pieces.

1433
01:26:43,400 --> 01:26:44,435
I must.

1434
01:26:45,040 --> 01:26:46,029
We shall
create a diversion.

1435
01:26:46,120 --> 01:26:47,553
Let me try something.

1436
01:26:55,880 --> 01:26:57,791
What did you say,
Mr. Godfrey?

1437
01:26:58,280 --> 01:27:01,716
I said, "Where is my good-night
snuggle, sweetheart?"

1438
01:27:06,880 --> 01:27:08,029
Frank!

1439
01:27:09,560 --> 01:27:12,950
Uncle Arthur,
I'm scared.

1440
01:27:13,080 --> 01:27:15,799
Frank, it's not
Betty Grable.

1441
01:27:15,920 --> 01:27:19,708
It's not Rita...
What's the one with the red hair?

1442
01:27:19,800 --> 01:27:21,552
Hayworth.
That's the one.

1443
01:27:21,640 --> 01:27:22,993
It's Vera.

1444
01:27:23,080 --> 01:27:26,277
Your real, live Vera.

1445
01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:31,069
Frank!

1446
01:27:36,280 --> 01:27:37,508
Need another diversion.

1447
01:27:37,640 --> 01:27:41,076
I'll give them something that'll
put the fear of God into them.

1448
01:27:43,760 --> 01:27:44,829
Hey!

1449
01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:53,269
Run!

1450
01:27:54,360 --> 01:27:55,360
Vera!

1451
01:28:00,760 --> 01:28:02,193
Frank.

1452
01:28:02,600 --> 01:28:03,669
Excellent, Frazer.

1453
01:28:03,840 --> 01:28:05,193
I haven't finished yet, sir.

1454
01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:06,349
Quite enough, thank you.

1455
01:28:08,720 --> 01:28:10,517
Sod this for
a game of soldiers.

1456
01:28:11,280 --> 01:28:13,032
Walker. Walker!

1457
01:28:13,120 --> 01:28:15,714
Walker, return to
your position at once!

1458
01:28:18,560 --> 01:28:20,869
You're a
yellow-bellied deserter!

1459
01:28:28,400 --> 01:28:32,393
We're doomed. Doomed!

1460
01:28:33,640 --> 01:28:34,993
Men...

1461
01:28:36,720 --> 01:28:39,029
I am a man of
few words, but...

1462
01:28:40,080 --> 01:28:42,913
There comes a time in a soldier's life,

1463
01:28:43,040 --> 01:28:44,837
when one must confront...

1464
01:28:44,920 --> 01:28:48,879
For God's sake, man, we're in enough
trouble without you making a speech.

1465
01:28:55,400 --> 01:28:57,072
It's changing direction!

1466
01:29:00,160 --> 01:29:01,434
Look.

1467
01:29:01,760 --> 01:29:03,034
It can't be.

1468
01:29:06,280 --> 01:29:08,271
On my command, ladies.

1469
01:29:10,320 --> 01:29:11,435
Fire!

1470
01:29:13,440 --> 01:29:14,475
Ah!

1471
01:29:28,240 --> 01:29:29,434
She's getting away!

1472
01:29:33,160 --> 01:29:35,310
Captain, no!

1473
01:29:48,640 --> 01:29:52,155
Joseph Walker,
you must be crazy.

1474
01:30:10,280 --> 01:30:13,158
<i>Looks like you
split your lederhosen</i>

1475
01:30:17,240 --> 01:30:21,153
<i>Auf Wiedersehen to you!</i>

1476
01:30:27,520 --> 01:30:28,635
Joe.

1477
01:30:41,480 --> 01:30:43,436
Well, I'll be damned.

1478
01:30:43,520 --> 01:30:45,556
Meeks, alert the navy.

1479
01:30:45,640 --> 01:30:47,949
That U-boat does
not leave the bay.

1480
01:30:48,040 --> 01:30:49,393
Very good, sir.

1481
01:30:51,440 --> 01:30:53,271
I fear
we may be too late.

1482
01:31:03,440 --> 01:31:04,714
Oh, my...

1483
01:31:05,360 --> 01:31:07,112
He was
a great captain.

1484
01:31:11,120 --> 01:31:12,314
The best.

1485
01:31:13,120 --> 01:31:14,155
Oh.

1486
01:31:20,520 --> 01:31:21,669
Look.

1487
01:31:24,480 --> 01:31:26,710
And the sea
delivereth him.

1488
01:31:57,400 --> 01:31:59,436
Yours, I believe,
gentlemen.

1489
01:32:09,960 --> 01:32:11,712
They've sealed
off the bay.

1490
01:32:14,640 --> 01:32:16,232
Good show, Mainwaring.

1491
01:32:26,640 --> 01:32:28,392
Joe. Joe.

1492
01:32:29,120 --> 01:32:30,235
You're my hero.

1493
01:32:30,320 --> 01:32:31,435
Oh, leave it out, Daph.

1494
01:32:32,640 --> 01:32:34,232
Come on, then.

1495
01:32:34,360 --> 01:32:37,079
Mr. Jones,
I'm in awe.

1496
01:32:37,800 --> 01:32:39,791
How can I possibly
thank you?

1497
01:32:39,880 --> 01:32:41,791
You'll think
of something.

1498
01:32:42,040 --> 01:32:45,476
I already have.
Let's finish that puzzle, shall we?

1499
01:32:46,800 --> 01:32:50,236
Oh, Arthur, you saved him,
our little boy.

1500
01:32:50,960 --> 01:32:53,076
Well, he's a man
now, Mavis.

1501
01:32:57,920 --> 01:32:59,558
Good God.

1502
01:33:00,160 --> 01:33:01,593
Mavis, look away.

1503
01:33:03,120 --> 01:33:05,475
Shouldn't do that
in front of people.

1504
01:33:09,440 --> 01:33:12,876
So, Jerry met his match.

1505
01:33:15,680 --> 01:33:17,398
Excellent work, Captain.

1506
01:33:19,800 --> 01:33:21,600
We couldn't have done it
without you, Officer.

1507
01:33:25,480 --> 01:33:28,358
Elizabeth...
Enough tosh, George.

1508
01:33:29,400 --> 01:33:31,470
You have a parade to lead.

1509
01:34:05,000 --> 01:34:08,310
Had my suspicions about Miss
Winters from the start.

1510
01:34:09,280 --> 01:34:11,111
I couldn't tell anyone,
of course.

1511
01:34:11,200 --> 01:34:13,316
Price of leadership.

1512
01:34:15,760 --> 01:34:18,399
Not bad for a shambles,
Mr. Hodges?

1513
01:34:22,240 --> 01:34:24,879
Bravo, Mainwaring.
I never doubted you.

1514
01:34:27,520 --> 01:34:30,398
Touch and go for a while, old friend,
but we got there in the end.

1515
01:34:32,440 --> 01:34:33,873
Friend, sir?

1516
01:34:34,920 --> 01:34:36,672
Eyes front,
shoulders back.

1517
01:34:37,280 --> 01:34:39,748
Sergeant in the Home Guard,
not a sack of potatoes.

1518
01:34:39,840 --> 01:34:42,752
Thank you, sir.
You really are most awfully kind.

1519
01:37:36,600 --> 01:37:38,909
Attention!

1520
01:37:41,600 --> 01:37:43,511
Where is Sergeant Wilson?

1521
01:37:43,600 --> 01:37:45,955
In bed, I shouldn't wonder.
Caught a chill up on the downs.

1522
01:37:46,040 --> 01:37:47,075
Poppycock.

1523
01:37:47,160 --> 01:37:48,354
Saw him coming
out of the...

1524
01:37:48,440 --> 01:37:49,509
Whose phone is that?

1525
01:37:49,600 --> 01:37:50,669
Sorry, sir. Mine.

1526
01:37:50,800 --> 01:37:52,438
Godfrey,
take that phone out!

1527
01:37:52,520 --> 01:37:53,669
Sorry, sir.
Turn it off immediately!

1528
01:37:53,800 --> 01:37:55,438
Sorry, sir. Sorry.

1529
01:37:55,520 --> 01:37:56,555
Take it out!

1530
01:37:56,680 --> 01:37:58,033
I can't get it out, sir.

1531
01:37:58,120 --> 01:37:59,314
I've told him.

1532
01:37:59,440 --> 01:38:00,589
Take the...

1533
01:38:00,680 --> 01:38:02,113
Walker, help him
with his phone.

1534
01:38:02,200 --> 01:38:03,394
Walker,
get a job...

1535
01:38:03,520 --> 01:38:05,590
Frazer, stop talking
and help him with his phone.

1536
01:38:05,680 --> 01:38:07,352
I've got it now.
I got it, sir.

1537
01:38:07,480 --> 01:38:09,198
Would you hold it?

1538
01:38:09,320 --> 01:38:10,958
I don't
think that's period.

1539
01:38:12,160 --> 01:38:15,709
Corporal Jones and I have
discovered a crystal radio set in...

1540
01:38:15,800 --> 01:38:16,994
Under his desk

1541
01:38:17,160 --> 01:38:20,709
and top-secret documents
written in German.

1542
01:38:32,480 --> 01:38:35,153
I've locked him into the church
hall until...

1543
01:38:37,840 --> 01:38:39,990
Perhaps I should start

1544
01:38:40,760 --> 01:38:44,992
on the less celebrated
achievements of the platoon.

1545
01:38:46,720 --> 01:38:50,076
Now, affected by
a plague of hedgehogs,

1546
01:38:50,160 --> 01:38:54,995
several of us undertook to clear
the farm using only a hosepipe

1547
01:38:55,880 --> 01:38:58,348
and two strands
of lead piping.