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Los Phantomas.

2
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Oh!

3
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Juan?

4
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Luis?

5
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Pablo!

6
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Oh...

7
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No, no, no, please!

8
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No, no, no!

9
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Look, there's money. Look at
all the drugs around you, man.

10
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We could do business. We'll get you rich!

11
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What are you doing? No.

12
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Stop doing that. No, what are you...

13
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No, no. Look, you got
all this money around, man.

14
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No, no...

15
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He's my kitten, Iglesias.

16
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Please, please.
No, don't hurt him. Please.

17
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No, no, no.

18
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That's my baby, Iglesias. No, no.

19
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He's a kitten, you know.

20
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Everybody likes baby kittens.

21
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Right?

22
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You know, it's not so bad, yeah.

23
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Please, no. Look, I'll go away.
I'll go away, please!

24
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Please, no!

25
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Freeze! Police!

26
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Drop your weapon now!

27
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Show me your hands now!

28
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On the ground. Get on the ground!

29
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Get on the ground now!

30
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Call Rell.

31
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Calling Rell.

32
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Hey, cuz!

33
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Oh, my gosh. You're alive, man.

34
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How are you? How you doing?

35
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Nothing makes sense anymore.

36
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Are you okay?

37
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Maisie broke up with me.

38
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Yes! Finally.

39
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Oh, buddy, I'm sorry.

40
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What happened? Why?

41
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I don't know.

42
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She said my life wasn't going anywhere.

43
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I mean, what the fuck does that even mean?

44
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Hey, you know what?
I'm gonna swing by right now.

45
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No!

46
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Clarence, I don't want you
to see me like this.

47
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I look like Apollo Creed.

48
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Which Rocky?

49
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The one where he died.

50
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Oh, boy. Okay. All right.

51
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Hang on, I'm gonna be right there, okay?

52
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Okay.

53
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Oh!

54
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Can I help you?

55
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Hey.

56
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Hey.

57
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Here you go.

58
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Go ahead. Drink some.

59
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It's just milk.

60
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I swear, look.

61
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There.

62
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You just drank it 'cause I drank it.

63
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Oh, you're so hungry.

64
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What?

65
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Okay.

66
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No, no, no, you need a bath.

67
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All right, just stay there.

68
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All right, we're gonna have to walk.

69
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Rell, it's gonna be okay.

70
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Now, I know you don't want to
hear this right now,

71
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but everything happens for a reason.

72
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You're right, Clarence.

73
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Everything does happen for a reason.

74
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I want you to meet

75
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Keanu.

76
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What?

77
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No.

78
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No.

79
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Oh, my God!

80
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That's the cutest cat
I've ever seen in my life.

81
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Hello! I'm sorry, Keanu?

82
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- Yeah.
- Okay.

83
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I think it means "cool breeze"
in Hawaiian.

84
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Honey, I'm sorry I can't come
with you guys this weekend.

85
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It's just I've got all that
stuff to do around the house.

86
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I understand, honey. It's fine.

87
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I got the low-flow toilet to put in.

88
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I just want you to do me
a little favor this weekend.

89
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- Yeah.
- I want you to try and relax.

90
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Right. Got it. Absolutely.
What do you mean?

91
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Well, sometimes you can be
a little wound up.

92
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Wound up? How am I wound up?

93
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You're not hearing me.
You're not hearing me.

94
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You spend so much time
trying to be the person

95
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- you think everyone wants you to be.
- Okay.

96
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And I just want you to be Clarence.

97
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Okay, great.
If that's what you want, then...

98
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- But, see, that's what I'm saying.
- No, no, no.

99
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I mean, that's what I want,
so that's what I'm gonna do.

100
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Deep breath. Ready?

101
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Just...

102
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Ah!

103
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Loosen up your shoulders.

104
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And what's crack-a-lacking,
beautiful people?

105
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Hey, Spencer.

106
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Hannah. A vision, as always.

107
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Oh, thank you.

108
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- Give me that.
- Okay.

109
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- Clarence. Give me some skin.
- Spencer.

110
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You got it, brother.
That's all the skin you get.

111
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Where's Belle?

112
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Oh, honey, let me get her for you. Belle!

113
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- Them's some pipes.
- Right.

114
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Our daughters just can't get
enough of each other, huh?

115
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I'm tellin' ya. Girls, right?
Raising girls is the best.

116
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- I tell ya, yeah.
- Yeah.

117
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- Hey. Here we go.
- Thanks.

118
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Hey, you know what?
Maybe when you get back,

119
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we can see that new
Shailene Woodley movie, huh?

120
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Clarence, you're embarrassing me.

121
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- My bad.
- She got ya. She got ya.

122
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- There we go. There.
- Let's do it, kids.

123
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Get your seatbelt on, young ladies.

124
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Okay. We got this.

125
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Oh, honey.

126
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Really got to go, guys.

127
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All right, sweetheart.

128
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All right. Okay.

129
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Uh, where's Micah?

130
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Oh, well, unfortunately,
my beautiful bride sends her apologies.

131
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She can't make it this weekend.

132
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She's got food poisoning.

133
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- Oh, no.
- Oh!

134
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Yeah, poor thing. She was up all night
just projectile vomiting.

135
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- Oh!
- And more.

136
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You know.
I'll spare you the gritty details.

137
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- Thanks.
- Oh! Oh, yeah.

138
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And diarrhea is what I'm talking about.

139
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- Right.
- Oh.

140
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Great. So, no Micah, then?

141
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No. No Micah this weekend.

142
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That's okay. That's okay.

143
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That's too bad. It's too bad. But, uh...

144
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- It's fine.
- Okay. Well, yeah.

145
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Take care.

146
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- And have a good time.
- We will.

147
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Oh, yep.

148
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- Bye, honey.
- Drive safe. Bye, Belle.

149
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Take care, guys! Have a great time!

150
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Ah!

151
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Here's kitty!

152
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No, you don't want to go through there.

153
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Look, you just want to
stay in there, okay?

154
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She's just found your manuscript
and you're ferocious with that.

155
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So, you're gonna stay right there. Yeah.

156
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Rell?

157
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Just find the space. In here!

158
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Hey.

159
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Wow, you're working again.

160
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What is that?

161
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- This is December.
- December?

162
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Yeah, for the calendar.

163
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I didn't tell you about
the calendar. Check it.

164
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The calendar?

165
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Oh!

166
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- Well, this is amazing.
- Thanks.

167
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You could make a bundle on this.

168
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Yeah, I know.

169
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I mean, I'm not gonna sell it.

170
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- Oh!
- It's for personal use only. And family.

171
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Oh, well, thank you.

172
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No, I wouldn't want to exploit
Keanu's cuteness like that.

173
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Okay.

174
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You have been very productive.

175
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- I know, right?
- Um...

176
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Yeah. You know what?

177
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This movie's in about 20 minutes.

178
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- Are you ready to go?
- Uh, yes, okay.

179
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Come here, buddy.

180
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Good job today, man. You did really good.

181
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I'm gonna put Keanu in his little nook.

182
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Oh, he has a nook?

183
00:11:22,835 --> 00:11:24,724
Of course he has a nook.
Everyone has a nook.

184
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Okay. Hey, buddy.

185
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House meeting.

186
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I'm nothing without you.

187
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And at the same time,
I need you to clean up

188
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your little area while I'm gone.
Is that cool?

189
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- I'll see you soon.
- Okay. Good.

190
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Uh, say goodbye.

191
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You're coming with me.

192
00:11:40,555 --> 00:11:42,956
Right, yeah, of course. I'm sorry.

193
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Uh, goodbye, Keanu.

194
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Cool.

195
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Now, we'll talk about it later.

196
00:11:49,435 --> 00:11:50,766
Okay. Bye. Hey.

197
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Get that bitch!

198
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Get her! Get her!

199
00:11:55,955 --> 00:11:57,923
Get her! Yeah!

200
00:11:58,075 --> 00:11:59,406
I'm psyched for this movie, man.

201
00:11:59,555 --> 00:12:00,886
Is that a photo of you and Maisie?

202
00:12:01,035 --> 00:12:02,446
Yeah. I mean, it was.

203
00:12:03,755 --> 00:12:06,042
That was amazing! Movie of the year!

204
00:12:06,235 --> 00:12:08,636
That is, like, the best Liam Neesons movie
I've ever seen in my life.

205
00:12:08,795 --> 00:12:10,126
- Best Liam Neesons movie ever.
- Hands down.

206
00:12:10,275 --> 00:12:12,118
I'm, like, jacked up from that movie!

207
00:12:12,275 --> 00:12:15,358
- All right, settle down. Settle down.
- Whoo!

208
00:12:15,755 --> 00:12:18,281
What a way to start a weekend,
you know what I mean?

209
00:12:18,435 --> 00:12:19,846
That's good, because now,

210
00:12:19,995 --> 00:12:22,396
I've got all that "doing me"
stuff out of the way,

211
00:12:22,555 --> 00:12:24,478
and now tomorrow, I can mow the lawn,

212
00:12:24,635 --> 00:12:25,761
- I can get my bills done.
- Hey. Hey.

213
00:12:25,915 --> 00:12:30,239
You don't think that going and seeing
a Liam Neesons movie with me right now

214
00:12:30,395 --> 00:12:32,363
counts towards you doing you.

215
00:12:32,555 --> 00:12:33,602
- What? That is me doing me.
- No.

216
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I wanted to see that movie.
Hannah would never go see that with me.

217
00:12:36,315 --> 00:12:37,316
It's just the beginning.

218
00:12:37,515 --> 00:12:39,597
You have something else planned
for the rest of the weekend?

219
00:12:39,755 --> 00:12:41,120
We're gonna go to my house, right now.

220
00:12:41,315 --> 00:12:42,885
We're gonna smoke some weed.

221
00:12:43,035 --> 00:12:45,037
No, Rell. Hannah would...

222
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Will love it. Hannah will love it.

223
00:12:47,435 --> 00:12:48,800
You don't know my wife very well.

224
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I know her well enough to know that
she's a woman, and women like bad boys.

225
00:12:53,595 --> 00:12:55,802
Who are you to give me this advice?
Are you bad?

226
00:12:55,995 --> 00:12:59,795
I mean, I'm not saying I roll up,
fuckin' with my AK, poppin' fools.

227
00:12:59,995 --> 00:13:00,996
No, you're not rolling up,

228
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:02,202
because that would require
a driver's license,

229
00:13:02,355 --> 00:13:03,880
- which you, as a grown man, do not have.
- Fair enough.

230
00:13:04,035 --> 00:13:06,163
So, there will be
no rolling up with AK's or anything else.

231
00:13:06,315 --> 00:13:08,886
But I don't have a driver's license
'cause I'm from New York City.

232
00:13:09,035 --> 00:13:10,400
NYC, baby.

233
00:13:10,595 --> 00:13:12,279
Where, yeah, the dudes
that kicked my ass...

234
00:13:12,435 --> 00:13:13,436
- Yes?
- ...were bigger than the dudes

235
00:13:13,635 --> 00:13:14,636
that kicked your ass, motherfucker.

236
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,559
I'm from Detroit.
Detroit public school system.

237
00:13:16,715 --> 00:13:19,286
Impossible. Guaranteed
the guys who kicked my ass

238
00:13:19,475 --> 00:13:21,637
were twice as big and scary as
the guys who kicked your ass.

239
00:13:21,795 --> 00:13:28,565
- No way.
- Guaranteed.

240
00:13:31,395 --> 00:13:33,477
- Fine. So...
- Guaranteed.

241
00:13:33,635 --> 00:13:34,796
You have to get the last one.

242
00:13:34,955 --> 00:13:37,640
Do it. I don't care.
I'm not getting into a...

243
00:13:37,795 --> 00:13:38,796
No way.

244
00:13:38,995 --> 00:13:41,157
What makes you think
I can't handle my business?

245
00:13:41,315 --> 00:13:43,397
I've got it all on lock.
I'm good to go, drawg.

246
00:13:43,995 --> 00:13:45,520
I'm good to go, dude.

247
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,485
George Michael is holding it down.

248
00:13:56,195 --> 00:13:58,562
- See, you just grooved on it.
- I'm not saying...

249
00:13:58,715 --> 00:13:59,716
You just went...

250
00:13:59,915 --> 00:14:01,440
I'm not saying it's not a good song.

251
00:14:01,595 --> 00:14:03,597
I'm saying we should be listening to this.

252
00:14:08,675 --> 00:14:10,200
What are you doing? You all right?

253
00:14:10,355 --> 00:14:11,481
What is that?

254
00:14:34,035 --> 00:14:36,276
Yeah. Roll on, po-po.

255
00:14:36,435 --> 00:14:37,561
I'm sorry, no.

256
00:14:37,715 --> 00:14:39,319
You don't get to say,
"Roll on, po-po" like that

257
00:14:39,515 --> 00:14:42,598
after you just smiled
and waved to the police.

258
00:14:44,475 --> 00:14:46,762
He ain't want none, did he?

259
00:14:47,555 --> 00:14:48,920
Rell, what does that mean?

260
00:14:49,075 --> 00:14:51,282
Oh, snap. Is it raining?

261
00:14:51,435 --> 00:14:54,120
Well, it's LA. It'll stop in a minute.

262
00:14:57,155 --> 00:14:58,600
So, what? You're so hardcore,

263
00:14:58,755 --> 00:15:00,598
you're just, like,
afraid of a little rain?

264
00:15:00,755 --> 00:15:02,519
Why is your door open?

265
00:15:04,115 --> 00:15:05,241
Keanu.

266
00:15:07,835 --> 00:15:09,166
Keanu!

267
00:15:09,915 --> 00:15:11,041
Keanu!

268
00:15:13,075 --> 00:15:14,645
Keanu!

269
00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:17,965
Keanu!

270
00:15:18,915 --> 00:15:19,916
Keanu!

271
00:15:20,675 --> 00:15:21,756
Rell.

272
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:23,636
Rell!

273
00:15:26,715 --> 00:15:27,796
I'm sorry.

274
00:15:30,075 --> 00:15:31,122
No.

275
00:15:37,755 --> 00:15:39,041
No!

276
00:15:39,195 --> 00:15:41,675
I am so sorry, buddy.

277
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:44,516
No!

278
00:15:48,195 --> 00:15:49,356
Listen, the cops are here now.

279
00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:50,801
And they're gonna take care of it. Right.

280
00:15:50,955 --> 00:15:51,956
They're professional.

281
00:15:52,115 --> 00:15:54,197
They take this kind of stuff seriously.

282
00:15:54,355 --> 00:15:56,961
Crimson Tide. Good one.

283
00:15:57,715 --> 00:16:00,321
These are good. You take these?

284
00:16:00,755 --> 00:16:02,803
They're just pictures. Keep them.

285
00:16:02,955 --> 00:16:05,686
Do you think there's any chance
you might find the guys who did this?

286
00:16:05,995 --> 00:16:06,996
Hell no.

287
00:16:07,155 --> 00:16:09,078
In most burglaries,
the guys are never caught.

288
00:16:11,315 --> 00:16:12,476
Oh, um...

289
00:16:13,035 --> 00:16:14,844
You know, there might be a chance.

290
00:16:15,635 --> 00:16:18,206
I wish that I could be more help.

291
00:16:18,355 --> 00:16:20,756
I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have
to take that blanket back.

292
00:16:21,835 --> 00:16:22,836
Oh.

293
00:16:24,675 --> 00:16:26,120
This sucks.

294
00:16:26,275 --> 00:16:27,925
Are you sure he was stolen?

295
00:16:28,075 --> 00:16:29,998
These guys don't usually take pets.

296
00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:33,318
Usually they're after drugs
or something they can sell for drugs.

297
00:16:34,235 --> 00:16:36,556
We'll keep an eye out for the cat.

298
00:16:36,755 --> 00:16:37,995
Thank you very much.

299
00:16:38,155 --> 00:16:39,680
Take care of each other.

300
00:16:41,675 --> 00:16:42,961
See, now that's promising.

301
00:16:43,115 --> 00:16:45,243
Maybe Keanu will come back,
or maybe he'll...

302
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:46,521
Rell?

303
00:16:46,795 --> 00:16:47,921
Where are you going?

304
00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:49,076
Hulka's house.

305
00:16:49,235 --> 00:16:50,600
Who is Hulka?

306
00:16:51,075 --> 00:16:52,759
My weed dealer.

307
00:16:52,915 --> 00:16:54,326
What?

308
00:16:54,475 --> 00:16:57,046
You live across the way
from your weed dealer?

309
00:16:58,235 --> 00:16:59,521
Oh, sup, sup, bro?

310
00:17:00,275 --> 00:17:02,357
Hey, Hulka. This is my cousin, Clarence.

311
00:17:02,515 --> 00:17:04,404
- Hello.
- Sup?

312
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:07,515
All right, in or out.

313
00:17:07,675 --> 00:17:10,121
Can't leave the door open,
you know what I'm sayin'?

314
00:17:10,275 --> 00:17:11,436
And don't fuck up all this shit.

315
00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:13,085
I'm building a motorcycle.

316
00:17:13,715 --> 00:17:15,558
So, the reason I'm here...

317
00:17:15,755 --> 00:17:17,439
- Okay, look...
- No.

318
00:17:17,595 --> 00:17:20,041
This is the perfect
sativa-dominant hybrid strain.

319
00:17:20,195 --> 00:17:21,720
It's called Spoonie Gee.

320
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,958
Great. This is all great.
I'm not here for any of that.

321
00:17:25,115 --> 00:17:26,765
I'm here because my place got broken into.

322
00:17:27,515 --> 00:17:28,880
Oh, shit, you serious?

323
00:17:29,035 --> 00:17:30,958
Oh, man, that suck a thick donkey ball.

324
00:17:31,115 --> 00:17:32,879
What'd they get?

325
00:17:33,035 --> 00:17:34,525
They got Keanu.

326
00:17:34,675 --> 00:17:36,245
- Oh, shit. The little guy?
- Yeah.

327
00:17:36,395 --> 00:17:38,124
Oh, fuck, man. I'm sorry, bro.

328
00:17:38,315 --> 00:17:39,362
Okay. So...

329
00:17:39,515 --> 00:17:40,676
Thank you.

330
00:17:40,835 --> 00:17:42,325
I got an anti-sadness strain in here.

331
00:17:42,515 --> 00:17:44,085
- It's called Walking on Sunshine.
- No, no. I don't care.

332
00:17:44,235 --> 00:17:46,044
No, I'm not here for weed, man.

333
00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:49,563
I'm here just to ask you
some questions. Like,

334
00:17:49,715 --> 00:17:53,162
has anyone shady come by here
in the last couple of days?

335
00:17:54,075 --> 00:17:55,998
Well, I mean... Well, um...

336
00:17:56,755 --> 00:17:59,918
You know, I run
a professional business here.

337
00:18:00,075 --> 00:18:02,919
I never had a dissatisfied customer.

338
00:18:03,515 --> 00:18:05,324
I don't know,
it's a real fucking quandary.

339
00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:08,399
Maybe it's someone that
you're selling all of this marijuana to.

340
00:18:08,595 --> 00:18:12,680
Yeah. Or maybe it was somebody who thought
they were breaking into your house?

341
00:18:13,195 --> 00:18:14,435
Oh, yeah. Look, bro.

342
00:18:14,595 --> 00:18:16,597
I be real with you, okay?

343
00:18:16,755 --> 00:18:20,043
I'm so fucking high right now.
I'm not even sure you're real.

344
00:18:20,235 --> 00:18:21,566
I'm just like, where am I?

345
00:18:21,715 --> 00:18:23,126
Where did all these eels come from?

346
00:18:23,275 --> 00:18:24,276
Oh, shit!

347
00:18:24,435 --> 00:18:25,436
No, no, no.

348
00:18:26,675 --> 00:18:27,722
No, no, no, no.

349
00:18:28,555 --> 00:18:29,556
Hulka!

350
00:18:29,715 --> 00:18:31,604
Who the fuck would want to
break into your house?

351
00:18:33,595 --> 00:18:34,596
The Blips.

352
00:18:34,755 --> 00:18:35,961
Man, the Blips.

353
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,241
The Blips?

354
00:18:37,595 --> 00:18:40,917
These are the guys that were kicked out
of the Bloods and the Crips.

355
00:18:41,075 --> 00:18:42,361
The Blips.

356
00:18:42,515 --> 00:18:43,960
Blood-Crips, Blips.

357
00:18:44,115 --> 00:18:47,119
I've started getting into
selling some heavier shit,

358
00:18:47,275 --> 00:18:48,925
and when you're selling the heavier shit,

359
00:18:49,075 --> 00:18:51,646
turf becomes a thing. You know?

360
00:18:51,795 --> 00:18:54,719
And so, yeah. I mean,
the 17th Street Blips,

361
00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:56,639
they did tell me, you know,

362
00:18:56,795 --> 00:18:59,082
they gonna break in and "fuck my shit up."

363
00:18:59,675 --> 00:19:01,996
But... I mean, that's not,
like, concrete proof.

364
00:19:02,195 --> 00:19:04,596
The 17th Street Blips.
Okay, where are they?

365
00:19:05,795 --> 00:19:06,796
17th Street.

366
00:19:06,955 --> 00:19:08,320
Be specific!

367
00:19:08,475 --> 00:19:11,479
Dude, look! I get you lost your kitty-cat,

368
00:19:11,635 --> 00:19:15,401
but y'all some dumb fucks if
you think I'm gonna be a rat.

369
00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:19,002
I ain't some punk-ass bitch
who's gonna be intimidated by y'all nerds!

370
00:19:19,155 --> 00:19:20,486
- You...
- Nerds...

371
00:19:20,635 --> 00:19:22,922
Yeah, that's right! You a fuckin' nerd!

372
00:19:23,075 --> 00:19:24,964
- What you doing?
- What do you think I'm doing?

373
00:19:26,275 --> 00:19:28,676
Oh, shit! You fucking crazy?

374
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,280
No, not my De La!

375
00:19:30,435 --> 00:19:31,925
Yeah, I got your De La now, bitch.

376
00:19:32,075 --> 00:19:33,315
Hulka? Is everything okay?

377
00:19:33,515 --> 00:19:35,005
Mom, not now!

378
00:19:35,155 --> 00:19:36,156
Bro, no.

379
00:19:36,355 --> 00:19:38,244
Oh, you fuck!

380
00:19:38,435 --> 00:19:39,436
What's this?

381
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,597
No, no, no! Not Grandmaster.
Not Grandmaster, please!

382
00:19:41,755 --> 00:19:42,836
Tell me!

383
00:19:42,995 --> 00:19:45,999
Okay, okay! Dude's at a strip club
called Hot Party Vixens.

384
00:19:46,195 --> 00:19:48,402
Okay? But this dude, their leader,

385
00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:51,035
his name is Cheddar,
and he is a bad motherfucker.

386
00:19:51,515 --> 00:19:53,517
You don't wanna mess with him.

387
00:19:53,995 --> 00:19:56,043
Dude, you lost your cat.

388
00:19:57,035 --> 00:19:58,878
You lost your cat.

389
00:19:59,235 --> 00:20:00,236
Come on, Rell.

390
00:20:00,395 --> 00:20:02,557
We'll figure something out in the morning.

391
00:20:02,755 --> 00:20:04,245
It's not over.

392
00:20:06,835 --> 00:20:08,724
All right, this is the place.

393
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,684
Hot Party Vixens.

394
00:20:12,115 --> 00:20:13,560
HPV.

395
00:20:13,715 --> 00:20:15,080
That's unfortunate.

396
00:20:15,235 --> 00:20:17,636
Check it. We're going to approach the bar.

397
00:20:17,795 --> 00:20:20,196
Then we are going to
explain the situation.

398
00:20:20,395 --> 00:20:21,556
- No, no, no.
- Yeah.

399
00:20:21,715 --> 00:20:23,319
See, you're talking about
explaining the situation.

400
00:20:23,475 --> 00:20:26,558
Hulka said this is a crazy
drug dealer named Cheddar.

401
00:20:26,715 --> 00:20:27,716
So?

402
00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:29,559
What's so scary about "Cheddar"?

403
00:20:29,715 --> 00:20:31,046
Cheddar is a psychopath name.

404
00:20:31,515 --> 00:20:34,086
You only name yourself
something adorable if you can back it up.

405
00:20:34,235 --> 00:20:35,839
- I don't think that's a thing.
- That's a thing.

406
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:37,924
If you meet a guy named
Fluffy Pink Bunny Head,

407
00:20:38,075 --> 00:20:39,236
he will stab you in the eye.

408
00:20:39,395 --> 00:20:42,080
I'm sure that this Cheddar guy
is gonna be reasonable about money.

409
00:20:42,235 --> 00:20:44,761
And, if need be,
we will just buy Keanu back.

410
00:20:44,915 --> 00:20:46,758
No, no. Not like that. Come on, just...

411
00:20:46,915 --> 00:20:47,916
What, this?

412
00:20:48,435 --> 00:20:50,597
- Yeah, pop the collar.
- Uh...

413
00:20:52,075 --> 00:20:53,201
- Okay?
- Yeah.

414
00:20:54,555 --> 00:20:55,920
It's what the kids are doing.

415
00:20:56,075 --> 00:20:57,076
Not really.

416
00:20:57,595 --> 00:20:58,926
But okay.

417
00:21:00,275 --> 00:21:01,800
- Ready?
- Yeah.

418
00:21:25,555 --> 00:21:26,795
Wow!

419
00:21:26,955 --> 00:21:30,118
God gave you one face.
Why would you change it?

420
00:21:30,275 --> 00:21:31,322
Nope, Clarence.

421
00:21:31,475 --> 00:21:33,079
I just don't understand that at all.

422
00:21:33,235 --> 00:21:34,361
- No, no, no.
- No, what?

423
00:21:34,555 --> 00:21:35,556
No, this was a bad idea.

424
00:21:35,715 --> 00:21:38,480
Isn't your cat here?
We need to get the cat.

425
00:21:38,635 --> 00:21:40,444
- Hey, baby.
- Hello, how do you do?

426
00:21:40,595 --> 00:21:42,643
Oh, dear. Okay.

427
00:21:42,795 --> 00:21:43,796
I'm, uh...

428
00:21:43,955 --> 00:21:46,037
I'm flattered. Thank you.

429
00:21:46,235 --> 00:21:47,236
But I am married.

430
00:21:47,395 --> 00:21:48,476
No.

431
00:21:48,635 --> 00:21:50,603
- Thank you.
- Oh...

432
00:21:50,795 --> 00:21:52,126
You just took my wedding ring.

433
00:21:52,275 --> 00:21:53,800
No, no, no. We're here,
we're here, you're good.

434
00:21:53,955 --> 00:21:54,956
One beer, please.

435
00:21:55,155 --> 00:21:56,441
I'll take a white wine...

436
00:21:56,595 --> 00:21:58,006
Sir, that young lady just took
my wedding ring,

437
00:21:58,155 --> 00:21:59,156
- so I'm wondering...
- It's all right.

438
00:21:59,315 --> 00:22:02,159
- No, no. Clarence, Clarence, Clarence!
- Yeah.

439
00:22:02,315 --> 00:22:04,079
You can't talk like that here.

440
00:22:04,355 --> 00:22:06,881
- Okay?
- I can't talk like what?

441
00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:10,357
You sound like Richard Pryor
doing an impression of a white guy.

442
00:22:11,475 --> 00:22:15,002
I do not sound like Richard Pryor
doing an impression of a white guy.

443
00:22:15,155 --> 00:22:16,645
"I do not sound like Richard Pryor

444
00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:18,604
"doing an impression of a white guy."

445
00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:20,837
You sound like John Ritter all the time.

446
00:22:20,995 --> 00:22:23,601
Well, I beg to differ, nigga.

447
00:22:23,755 --> 00:22:25,359
N-word. Went straight to the N-word.

448
00:22:25,515 --> 00:22:26,880
- Yeah. Yeah, I did.
- It's not authentic.

449
00:22:27,035 --> 00:22:28,366
Because that's how
real people talk, Clarence.

450
00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:30,279
No, it is not in my experience.

451
00:22:30,435 --> 00:22:32,005
- It's not how people talk.
- Please, please, you're wrong.

452
00:22:32,195 --> 00:22:34,960
You understand? People understand
the historical significance of that word,

453
00:22:35,155 --> 00:22:36,281
and that you can't just say it

454
00:22:36,435 --> 00:22:37,846
shiftlessly with no
responsibility whatsoever.

455
00:22:38,035 --> 00:22:39,366
Absolutely wrong. 100% wrong.

456
00:22:39,515 --> 00:22:41,358
Listen, this is life.

457
00:22:41,515 --> 00:22:43,358
You listen to me. You don't shush me.

458
00:22:43,515 --> 00:22:44,960
You niggas in the right place?

459
00:22:45,355 --> 00:22:47,676
Yeah, we in the right place, nigga!

460
00:22:47,875 --> 00:22:50,116
You in the right place, nigga?

461
00:22:50,635 --> 00:22:52,717
Who the fuck are these niggas?

462
00:22:52,875 --> 00:22:54,081
Who the fuck are we?

463
00:22:54,235 --> 00:22:56,476
Who the fuck aren't we?

464
00:22:56,795 --> 00:22:59,241
- Oh!
- Are you trying to die today?

465
00:23:00,315 --> 00:23:01,965
Nah.

466
00:23:02,115 --> 00:23:03,560
We ain't trying to die today.

467
00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:05,843
Let me break it down right quick.

468
00:23:05,995 --> 00:23:08,043
Y'all gonna take us to Cheddar,

469
00:23:08,195 --> 00:23:10,562
and then we can start nailin'
down the hows and whens

470
00:23:10,715 --> 00:23:12,126
and wherefores and...

471
00:23:12,315 --> 00:23:13,316
Whys.

472
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:15,876
Did I not mention the whys?
The whys, too, motherfucker.

473
00:23:16,035 --> 00:23:18,083
- Well, look here, homeboy.
- Yeah, dude.

474
00:23:18,235 --> 00:23:20,636
You in Bliptown now,

475
00:23:20,795 --> 00:23:22,559
and you don't make the rules.

476
00:23:22,715 --> 00:23:24,319
Cheddar does.

477
00:23:24,515 --> 00:23:27,917
And you don't meet Cheddar
until you meet me.

478
00:23:28,355 --> 00:23:29,595
You feel me?

479
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:32,885
So who the fuck are you niggas?

480
00:23:33,395 --> 00:23:34,885
Nigga...

481
00:23:35,315 --> 00:23:36,965
Nigga, nigga...

482
00:23:37,155 --> 00:23:39,203
- Psst. Tell her, man.
- Nigga...

483
00:23:41,395 --> 00:23:43,318
I'm Techtonic.

484
00:23:43,515 --> 00:23:45,040
- Nice!
- Thank you.

485
00:23:45,835 --> 00:23:46,996
What about you?

486
00:23:48,235 --> 00:23:50,158
My name is Shark Tank.

487
00:23:50,395 --> 00:23:55,435
Well, look here, Techtonic and Shark Tank.

488
00:23:55,595 --> 00:23:58,644
Cheddar is a businessman.
He don't take drop-bys.

489
00:23:58,795 --> 00:24:00,479
You think we don't mean business?

490
00:24:03,235 --> 00:24:05,476
And swam.

491
00:24:08,395 --> 00:24:09,806
Why don't you search 'em, Bud?

492
00:24:09,955 --> 00:24:11,957
Go on ahead, Bud.

493
00:24:12,355 --> 00:24:14,278
These niggas not strapped.

494
00:24:16,275 --> 00:24:18,881
- Come on.
- Yeah, let's come on, then.

495
00:24:50,115 --> 00:24:51,321
What's up, motherfucker?

496
00:24:51,475 --> 00:24:52,840
What?

497
00:25:00,435 --> 00:25:02,164
Chill. Hey, yo, Cheddar.

498
00:25:15,355 --> 00:25:17,244
You'll get it next time, boss.

499
00:25:27,155 --> 00:25:28,236
Hi-C.

500
00:25:29,635 --> 00:25:31,205
The fuck is this?

501
00:25:31,355 --> 00:25:32,402
I'm Techtonic.

502
00:25:32,555 --> 00:25:34,956
Sup, Cheddar? Finally.

503
00:25:35,115 --> 00:25:37,197
- He's Shark...
- The king pimp himself.

504
00:25:37,355 --> 00:25:38,356
Shark Tank.

505
00:25:38,515 --> 00:25:42,156
Yeah, I mean, we've been looking
forward to this, dawg. Ha-ha!

506
00:25:42,315 --> 00:25:45,046
Talkin' about the H-N-I-C.

507
00:25:45,195 --> 00:25:46,356
My man.

508
00:25:47,475 --> 00:25:48,681
All right.

509
00:25:48,835 --> 00:25:49,916
Yeah.

510
00:25:52,755 --> 00:25:53,995
You know, I got a lot of enemies

511
00:25:54,155 --> 00:25:57,637
that would love to walk in this room
and put a bullet hole in old Cheddar.

512
00:25:58,555 --> 00:25:59,681
Hey!

513
00:26:00,955 --> 00:26:02,878
We ain't got no beef with you, Cheddar.

514
00:26:03,075 --> 00:26:05,646
No? How about now, nigga?

515
00:26:08,515 --> 00:26:10,517
That's a nice piece.

516
00:26:11,155 --> 00:26:14,682
You should keep the safety on.

517
00:26:14,875 --> 00:26:16,764
You know what? I get it.

518
00:26:16,915 --> 00:26:18,280
Hi-C, what the fuck is this, huh?

519
00:26:18,435 --> 00:26:21,086
You bring me a couple of bitch-ass niggas
as a joke, right?

520
00:26:22,435 --> 00:26:24,324
- What?
- Us? Uh, no.

521
00:26:24,515 --> 00:26:26,085
I'm sorry, bitch-ass niggas?

522
00:26:26,515 --> 00:26:28,085
Am I right, Tech?

523
00:26:28,235 --> 00:26:30,363
It's been a long-ass time
since we heard that.

524
00:26:30,555 --> 00:26:33,957
- Oh, really?
- Yeah, nigga.

525
00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:38,720
We killed 25 dudes this month, man.

526
00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:41,597
So, if y'all so fuckin' real,

527
00:26:41,915 --> 00:26:43,917
why ain't I never seent you before?

528
00:26:44,435 --> 00:26:45,846
- Well...
- Oh!

529
00:26:45,995 --> 00:26:47,520
That's because...

530
00:26:47,675 --> 00:26:49,086
I don't know,

531
00:26:49,235 --> 00:26:53,445
maybe we didn't wanna be seent.

532
00:26:56,795 --> 00:26:57,796
Wait a minute.

533
00:27:00,155 --> 00:27:01,805
Y'all them Allentown niggas, ain't you?

534
00:27:01,955 --> 00:27:03,241
- Us? Yes.
- Nah.

535
00:27:03,395 --> 00:27:04,885
- Yes, Techtonic.
- Yeah, what?

536
00:27:05,035 --> 00:27:06,799
Nigga, yes, we them Allentown niggas.

537
00:27:06,955 --> 00:27:08,116
What the fuck is wrong with you?

538
00:27:08,275 --> 00:27:09,276
This nigga acting like

539
00:27:09,435 --> 00:27:11,483
- he got amnesia up here, fucking around.
- Crazy.

540
00:27:11,635 --> 00:27:13,683
Shit.

541
00:27:14,235 --> 00:27:16,841
Why didn't y'all say something
earlier, man?

542
00:27:17,755 --> 00:27:20,122
We was tryin' to stay incognito.

543
00:27:20,315 --> 00:27:21,840
You gotta keep 'em on their toes!

544
00:27:25,555 --> 00:27:27,319
Oh, damn.

545
00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:31,120
Why don't y'all come over here,
have a seat so we can talk?

546
00:27:31,275 --> 00:27:32,686
Okay, yeah.

547
00:27:36,955 --> 00:27:38,684
You know, uh...

548
00:27:38,875 --> 00:27:41,640
I heard how it went down
at King Diaz's church.

549
00:27:41,835 --> 00:27:43,519
That was some cold shit.

550
00:27:44,115 --> 00:27:45,924
You know, man, that's how we do.

551
00:27:46,075 --> 00:27:48,476
You know, we gots to do, how we do.

552
00:27:48,675 --> 00:27:49,801
Oh, damn!

553
00:27:49,955 --> 00:27:51,400
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Don't worry about her, man.

554
00:27:51,595 --> 00:27:52,596
That's Montana.

555
00:27:52,795 --> 00:27:54,320
All right.

556
00:27:54,515 --> 00:27:57,917
Hey, man, you know,
as much as I love snakes,

557
00:27:58,075 --> 00:28:00,760
I think we need to go
to the bathroom real quick

558
00:28:00,915 --> 00:28:01,962
and drain ours.

559
00:28:02,115 --> 00:28:04,846
Well played, yep. That's what
we should do. Mmm-hmm.

560
00:28:04,995 --> 00:28:06,520
Oh, look who's up from their nap.

561
00:28:13,835 --> 00:28:14,961
Hey.

562
00:28:16,035 --> 00:28:17,161
Cute cat.

563
00:28:18,235 --> 00:28:21,921
Uh, yeah. This is my nigga,
New Jack, right here, man.

564
00:28:22,115 --> 00:28:25,604
Yup. Hey, but, look, before y'all go
run off and do your little tinkle...

565
00:28:25,835 --> 00:28:27,360
Where'd you get him?

566
00:28:32,795 --> 00:28:34,638
Seems to me,

567
00:28:34,875 --> 00:28:37,958
no stupid-ass nigga in his right mind

568
00:28:38,115 --> 00:28:40,561
would let a cat like that go willy-nilly.

569
00:28:41,035 --> 00:28:42,036
The fuck?

570
00:28:42,395 --> 00:28:44,477
How much you want for him?

571
00:28:44,835 --> 00:28:46,041
He serious?

572
00:28:46,715 --> 00:28:48,240
Actually, he is, man.

573
00:28:48,395 --> 00:28:51,319
We in the market right now
for a gangsta pet, so...

574
00:28:52,675 --> 00:28:55,042
Oh, well, he ain't for sale.

575
00:28:55,995 --> 00:28:58,043
Everything has a price.

576
00:28:58,395 --> 00:28:59,760
At a pet store.

577
00:28:59,955 --> 00:29:02,561
But this ain't no motherfucking
pet store, nigga.

578
00:29:02,715 --> 00:29:03,796
Well, that's a shame.

579
00:29:03,995 --> 00:29:05,076
Um...

580
00:29:05,315 --> 00:29:07,238
Thank you for sharing your time.

581
00:29:07,395 --> 00:29:08,885
I said,

582
00:29:09,715 --> 00:29:12,036
everything has its price.

583
00:29:14,915 --> 00:29:17,156
Well, shit. I mean, damn.

584
00:29:17,315 --> 00:29:19,522
Y'all drive a hard-ass bargain.

585
00:29:20,155 --> 00:29:22,237
All right. Hey.
I'll be right back, pimpin'.

586
00:29:24,395 --> 00:29:26,682
I wanna show y'all something. Come on.

587
00:29:30,235 --> 00:29:31,600
Come on.

588
00:29:34,435 --> 00:29:37,962
I don't know if y'all know
what we slinging these days.

589
00:29:38,515 --> 00:29:39,755
Holy Shit.

590
00:29:41,275 --> 00:29:43,357
Holy shit, indeed.

591
00:29:43,955 --> 00:29:45,605
Nah, man.

592
00:29:45,795 --> 00:29:48,446
That's what it's called, man. Holy Shit.

593
00:29:48,595 --> 00:29:51,246
Only you ain't heard of it yet
because it's new.

594
00:29:51,395 --> 00:29:54,080
And we the only ones that got it in LA.

595
00:29:54,955 --> 00:29:56,036
What you're looking at

596
00:29:56,195 --> 00:29:58,562
is a cross between PCP,

597
00:29:58,715 --> 00:30:01,798
MDMA and DMT.

598
00:30:02,795 --> 00:30:04,001
I mean...

599
00:30:04,595 --> 00:30:07,644
One puff of this, and holy shit!

600
00:30:07,795 --> 00:30:09,001
It's like you...

601
00:30:11,635 --> 00:30:13,603
Smokin' crack with God.

602
00:30:15,475 --> 00:30:19,480
So, uh, maybe y'all can accompany
these fools on a run.

603
00:30:19,635 --> 00:30:22,479
You know, show 'em how y'all
get down over in Allentown.

604
00:30:24,315 --> 00:30:26,238
Well, you know, actually, though, um...

605
00:30:26,395 --> 00:30:28,363
- Like a run, run?
- Yeah.

606
00:30:28,515 --> 00:30:30,244
You do that,

607
00:30:31,155 --> 00:30:34,204
I'll give you New Jack
as a gesture of respect.

608
00:30:34,915 --> 00:30:37,839
Wow. But, unfortunately, we...

609
00:30:37,995 --> 00:30:39,520
Deal.

610
00:30:39,675 --> 00:30:41,245
Deal. Y'all hear that?

611
00:30:42,475 --> 00:30:44,159
They gonna shadow you.

612
00:30:44,355 --> 00:30:46,244
So you make sure you listen to
every word they say

613
00:30:46,435 --> 00:30:47,766
and you take it as gospel, you understand?

614
00:30:47,915 --> 00:30:50,801
But right quick, though, right quick,
though, Cheddar, seriously, man.

615
00:30:50,955 --> 00:30:52,957
I just was thinking about
what's been going on.

616
00:30:53,155 --> 00:30:55,442
As recently, our docket is full, nigga...

617
00:30:55,595 --> 00:30:58,041
And at the same time, Cheddar,

618
00:30:58,195 --> 00:31:02,519
if I can get a moment
to discuss with my colleague.

619
00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:05,038
Let's go, let's go, let's go, now!

620
00:31:05,195 --> 00:31:06,196
It doesn't have to be that hard.

621
00:31:06,355 --> 00:31:07,880
I will not sell drugs.
I can't sell drugs, Rell.

622
00:31:08,035 --> 00:31:09,036
This was your idea.

623
00:31:09,195 --> 00:31:10,356
You were the one that wanted
to come here, man.

624
00:31:10,515 --> 00:31:11,516
All right, listen.

625
00:31:11,715 --> 00:31:14,036
You were the one who said
we were the Allentown niggas.

626
00:31:14,195 --> 00:31:15,720
I am not breaking the law.

627
00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:17,764
It's easy. It's easy, though. It's easy!

628
00:31:17,915 --> 00:31:19,280
- What's easy?
- I've seen Hulka do this.

629
00:31:19,435 --> 00:31:21,642
He just stands there. People want drugs.

630
00:31:21,795 --> 00:31:24,878
We just feed them some
bullshit about New Jack City,

631
00:31:25,035 --> 00:31:26,161
and we just get Keanu.

632
00:31:26,355 --> 00:31:28,517
I'm not jeopardizing my family
by selling drugs, okay?

633
00:31:28,675 --> 00:31:29,836
- Or...
- Or?

634
00:31:29,995 --> 00:31:31,804
- Maybe you'll like it.
- What?

635
00:31:31,955 --> 00:31:33,241
Maybe you'll like
being a bad motherfucker.

636
00:31:33,395 --> 00:31:34,556
No, no.

637
00:31:34,715 --> 00:31:36,558
- You're good at it.
- What?

638
00:31:36,715 --> 00:31:39,366
And it's just team building.
This is what you do.

639
00:31:39,515 --> 00:31:41,324
I don't do team building for drug rings.

640
00:31:41,475 --> 00:31:42,556
I do it for corporate...

641
00:31:42,715 --> 00:31:44,479
- Ever hear of corporate crime?
- That's not...

642
00:31:44,635 --> 00:31:46,205
- Y'all ready?
- Yeah.

643
00:31:46,355 --> 00:31:47,880
Yeah.

644
00:31:48,035 --> 00:31:49,685
Good. Let's go.

645
00:31:49,875 --> 00:31:51,639
You ready, Shark Tank?

646
00:31:52,715 --> 00:31:53,716
Yeah.

647
00:31:53,875 --> 00:31:56,196
I'm fuckin' ready, Techtonic.

648
00:32:17,515 --> 00:32:18,926
Sup, sup?

649
00:32:19,115 --> 00:32:20,446
Finders keepers, yo.

650
00:32:20,595 --> 00:32:22,120
Hey, keep your distance, yo.

651
00:32:22,275 --> 00:32:24,084
No, no, no. Know what I'm saying?

652
00:32:24,235 --> 00:32:25,964
No, don't shut that door. No, no, no.

653
00:32:26,115 --> 00:32:28,117
I'm about to leave, anyway, so...

654
00:32:29,875 --> 00:32:31,365
All right, y'all.

655
00:32:31,515 --> 00:32:32,926
Gather 'round and whatnot.

656
00:32:33,915 --> 00:32:35,519
So, seriously, what's gonna happen now

657
00:32:35,715 --> 00:32:37,797
before we get on this job,
it's time for us to all

658
00:32:37,955 --> 00:32:39,639
get to know each other
a little bit better.

659
00:32:39,795 --> 00:32:41,399
We gonna go in a circle, first of all,

660
00:32:41,595 --> 00:32:42,960
and everyone gonna say their name

661
00:32:43,115 --> 00:32:44,480
and then two things about yourself.

662
00:32:44,795 --> 00:32:45,956
For instance.

663
00:32:46,355 --> 00:32:48,403
My name is Shark Tank.

664
00:32:48,595 --> 00:32:50,836
And I ran hurdles in high school.

665
00:32:51,035 --> 00:32:52,639
And I like to hold my gun like this.

666
00:32:53,395 --> 00:32:55,204
So, that's me.

667
00:32:55,875 --> 00:32:58,037
I'm Techtonic.

668
00:32:58,795 --> 00:33:01,605
- I once shot two dudes with one bullet.
- Blam.

669
00:33:01,795 --> 00:33:03,638
And I went to a exclusive,

670
00:33:03,795 --> 00:33:05,877
early screening of
The Blair Witch Project.

671
00:33:06,075 --> 00:33:07,122
- You did?
- Yeah.

672
00:33:07,275 --> 00:33:08,322
I did not know that. See?

673
00:33:08,475 --> 00:33:10,318
That was before we even knew
if it was real or not.

674
00:33:10,475 --> 00:33:12,637
That's right. People thought
that shit was real.

675
00:33:12,835 --> 00:33:14,360
Go on, nigga.

676
00:33:14,995 --> 00:33:16,235
I'm Bud.

677
00:33:17,035 --> 00:33:20,357
And I got into gang bangin'
after I got stabbed by my moms.

678
00:33:21,515 --> 00:33:23,324
I'm gonna need two things, though.

679
00:33:24,195 --> 00:33:25,321
And my grandma.

680
00:33:26,235 --> 00:33:28,806
Well, you know, them family reunions
get crazy sometimes, man.

681
00:33:28,955 --> 00:33:30,195
Thanks for sharing, brother.

682
00:33:30,395 --> 00:33:31,999
Whassup? I'm Trunk.

683
00:33:32,155 --> 00:33:33,680
I got a knock-out left hook.

684
00:33:33,875 --> 00:33:34,956
Mmm-hmm.

685
00:33:35,155 --> 00:33:36,156
I got my name

686
00:33:36,355 --> 00:33:38,517
because I accidentally locked
my car keys in my trunk once.

687
00:33:38,675 --> 00:33:40,757
- It happens to the best of us, dawg.
- With a dead body.

688
00:33:41,515 --> 00:33:42,721
Okay.

689
00:33:43,755 --> 00:33:44,881
Yeah, well, you know,

690
00:33:45,075 --> 00:33:47,521
Trunk is a better name than Dead Body.

691
00:33:53,435 --> 00:33:55,085
Let's move on. What about you?

692
00:33:55,235 --> 00:33:56,282
Yeah.

693
00:33:56,635 --> 00:33:57,966
Stitches.

694
00:33:58,995 --> 00:34:00,156
And?

695
00:34:00,315 --> 00:34:01,919
Two things about yourself?

696
00:34:05,315 --> 00:34:06,726
Nah, nigga.

697
00:34:06,875 --> 00:34:08,365
Okay, you know what, Shark Tank?

698
00:34:08,555 --> 00:34:10,523
I think, in his own way,

699
00:34:10,675 --> 00:34:12,404
Stitches did share something
about hisself.

700
00:34:12,555 --> 00:34:14,080
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

701
00:34:14,235 --> 00:34:16,397
- We should move on.
- Yeah, okay.

702
00:34:16,835 --> 00:34:18,246
I'm Hi-C.

703
00:34:18,995 --> 00:34:21,885
First off, uh, I don't like
niggas I don't know.

704
00:34:22,035 --> 00:34:23,719
Second, I'm real curious

705
00:34:23,875 --> 00:34:27,197
about what exactly went down
at the Diaz church massacre.

706
00:34:27,515 --> 00:34:28,516
- Mmm-hmm.
- Yeah.

707
00:34:30,595 --> 00:34:31,596
Okay.

708
00:34:31,755 --> 00:34:34,281
Now we all know things about each other.

709
00:34:34,435 --> 00:34:36,881
So, let's knock this job out real quick.

710
00:34:37,035 --> 00:34:39,845
Was it really like the word on the street?

711
00:34:42,515 --> 00:34:44,358
What was the word on the streets?

712
00:34:44,515 --> 00:34:46,961
Blood bath. Hundred executions.

713
00:34:47,115 --> 00:34:49,641
- Yeah.
- Yeah, at least 100.

714
00:34:49,795 --> 00:34:50,876
Hundred, 101.

715
00:34:51,035 --> 00:34:52,241
And you ran up the wall
and did a back flip,

716
00:34:52,435 --> 00:34:54,164
and came down
and was still shooting niggas.

717
00:34:54,355 --> 00:34:55,436
Mmm.

718
00:34:55,595 --> 00:34:57,438
Damn straight. Did that, too.

719
00:34:57,595 --> 00:34:58,756
Well, show us.

720
00:34:59,075 --> 00:35:00,998
- Hmm?
- Show us!

721
00:35:01,195 --> 00:35:02,276
- The flip, hmm?
- Yeah.

722
00:35:02,835 --> 00:35:05,406
- I think we'd all like to see that.
- Um...

723
00:35:07,515 --> 00:35:11,236
All right, let me explain
somethin' to y'all real quick.

724
00:35:11,395 --> 00:35:13,762
It ain't gonna be like you think.

725
00:35:14,435 --> 00:35:17,325
Cheddar already told y'all,
we ain't here...

726
00:35:17,515 --> 00:35:19,483
Oh!

727
00:35:19,755 --> 00:35:21,883
Damn, nigga! You see that shit?

728
00:35:22,035 --> 00:35:23,560
He did it. He flipped it?

729
00:35:25,195 --> 00:35:26,196
He flipped it.

730
00:35:26,355 --> 00:35:27,402
Bring it in right here, homie.

731
00:35:27,595 --> 00:35:29,245
Whoo! All right!

732
00:35:29,795 --> 00:35:31,559
It's like black Jesus up in here.

733
00:35:31,715 --> 00:35:33,160
That's what I'm talking about.

734
00:35:33,315 --> 00:35:34,999
Oh, my God! I just did a flip. Oh, my God!

735
00:35:35,155 --> 00:35:37,157
Shit! That shit is crazy.

736
00:35:37,915 --> 00:35:41,886
So next time we tell y'all
we did somethin',

737
00:35:42,875 --> 00:35:45,958
take our word that we did somethin'.

738
00:35:46,155 --> 00:35:47,805
- Now let's see you do it.
- Yeah.

739
00:35:47,955 --> 00:35:49,320
- What?
- Sorry?

740
00:35:49,475 --> 00:35:51,204
Your turn, nigga.

741
00:35:52,875 --> 00:35:54,445
Only he's flippin' today.

742
00:35:54,595 --> 00:35:56,165
Only I'm flippin' today, y'all.

743
00:35:56,315 --> 00:35:57,601
We alternate flip days.

744
00:35:57,835 --> 00:36:01,237
Okay, today's the day
where I'm gonna be doin' all the flips.

745
00:36:01,395 --> 00:36:03,045
Y'all ain't gonna see him flip today.

746
00:36:03,195 --> 00:36:06,165
I'll flip the fuck
outta that shit tomorrow.

747
00:36:06,315 --> 00:36:07,316
Ooh, yeah!

748
00:36:07,475 --> 00:36:08,681
Hey!

749
00:36:08,835 --> 00:36:11,156
Let's flip the subject
and go flip some Holy Shit.

750
00:36:11,315 --> 00:36:12,362
- Okay?
- Hells yeah, dirt.

751
00:36:12,555 --> 00:36:13,795
- Let's take care of that.
- Exactly.

752
00:36:13,955 --> 00:36:16,526
Yo, everybody won't fit into my car.

753
00:36:17,115 --> 00:36:18,162
My brothers. My brothers.

754
00:36:18,355 --> 00:36:20,005
Come on, just tell me
what you want from me.

755
00:36:20,155 --> 00:36:22,522
Look, take anything. It's all yours, okay?

756
00:36:22,675 --> 00:36:24,200
Okay? Hey, y'all like weed?

757
00:36:24,355 --> 00:36:26,596
Just untie me, I'll go get it for you.

758
00:36:26,755 --> 00:36:28,678
Fuck! No!

759
00:36:28,835 --> 00:36:31,042
No! Come on! I didn't do shit!

760
00:36:31,195 --> 00:36:32,356
I wouldn't...

761
00:36:32,515 --> 00:36:33,846
Oh, shit.

762
00:36:34,035 --> 00:36:35,685
I'm the fuckin' cat, aren't I?

763
00:36:35,835 --> 00:36:37,883
That's what you're gonna do to me.

764
00:36:38,035 --> 00:36:39,685
I ain't scared.

765
00:36:43,075 --> 00:36:44,725
The cat? The cat...

766
00:36:44,875 --> 00:36:46,161
You're looking for Keanu?

767
00:36:46,315 --> 00:36:49,524
The cat's at Hot Party Vixens.
You know, that strip club downtown.

768
00:36:49,715 --> 00:36:51,444
You guys, don't kill me.

769
00:36:51,635 --> 00:36:54,002
I fuckin' know everything about hip-hop.

770
00:37:01,755 --> 00:37:04,486
Yo, Shark, no disrespecting, now, man,

771
00:37:06,275 --> 00:37:08,164
but why you drive this weak-ass van?

772
00:37:08,355 --> 00:37:13,316
You wanna get caught,
go ahead, drive a little drug car.

773
00:37:13,635 --> 00:37:16,525
But you wanna never get pulled over again,

774
00:37:16,995 --> 00:37:19,566
you drive a inconspicuous family vehicle.

775
00:37:19,715 --> 00:37:23,037
Inconspicuous, least hardcore,

776
00:37:23,195 --> 00:37:26,916
motherfuckin' soccer mom,
Full House thing.

777
00:37:27,075 --> 00:37:28,759
Where we goin' again?

778
00:37:28,915 --> 00:37:30,326
Just head towards the Hollywood Hills.

779
00:37:30,475 --> 00:37:32,000
I'll guide you from there.

780
00:37:32,555 --> 00:37:34,762
Wordness to the turdness.

781
00:37:42,395 --> 00:37:44,045
Here we are.

782
00:37:49,995 --> 00:37:50,996
You comin'?

783
00:37:55,515 --> 00:37:56,596
Nah.

784
00:37:57,435 --> 00:37:58,960
You got this.

785
00:37:59,115 --> 00:38:00,446
Nah. Fuck that. You comin' with.

786
00:38:00,595 --> 00:38:02,404
Cheddar said you was gonna
show me how to do this.

787
00:38:02,715 --> 00:38:04,080
Yeah, go ahead, Techtonic.

788
00:38:04,235 --> 00:38:06,841
I'ma show these guys how to keep watch.

789
00:38:07,635 --> 00:38:09,080
Thank you, Shark Tank.

790
00:38:09,235 --> 00:38:10,441
You're more than welcome, nigga.

791
00:38:10,635 --> 00:38:13,161
Come on. We gotta get this over with, man.

792
00:38:14,555 --> 00:38:16,398
Don't worry about it, baby.

793
00:38:16,675 --> 00:38:18,484
Ain't no thang.

794
00:38:18,915 --> 00:38:20,804
Ain't no thang.

795
00:38:32,035 --> 00:38:33,799
Watch and learn.

796
00:38:38,035 --> 00:38:41,164
Hi!

797
00:39:07,315 --> 00:39:10,683
Ah! Yay! You guys are here!

798
00:39:10,835 --> 00:39:12,280
Oh, finally!

799
00:39:13,075 --> 00:39:14,440
What's up?

800
00:39:15,555 --> 00:39:18,206
Somebody order some drugs?

801
00:39:19,715 --> 00:39:21,877
Yes! Oh, my God!

802
00:39:22,075 --> 00:39:24,885
I was just telling these guys

803
00:39:25,035 --> 00:39:28,278
about this job that I did in
Paris for a couple of months,

804
00:39:28,435 --> 00:39:30,358
and this guy, he let me
smoke some of this stuff.

805
00:39:30,515 --> 00:39:33,837
And I swear to God, this drug is insane.

806
00:39:33,995 --> 00:39:35,326
And the beauty is,

807
00:39:35,795 --> 00:39:38,082
every trip is different!

808
00:39:38,275 --> 00:39:41,757
Ha! Can I please see it?

809
00:39:41,915 --> 00:39:45,203
Ooh. Backpack. Backpack.

810
00:39:46,035 --> 00:39:48,197
Got a neat little backpack.

811
00:39:49,915 --> 00:39:52,043
Yes!

812
00:39:52,235 --> 00:39:54,397
Oh, my God, yes!

813
00:39:54,675 --> 00:39:56,359
Come on, please, please, please! Come sit.

814
00:39:56,515 --> 00:39:58,279
Have a drink. Sit down!

815
00:39:58,435 --> 00:40:00,563
Sorry, we just want to see the money.

816
00:40:06,915 --> 00:40:08,917
You see, Donnie,

817
00:40:10,155 --> 00:40:13,045
some people don't respect the game.

818
00:40:13,395 --> 00:40:14,681
What game?

819
00:40:14,955 --> 00:40:16,195
Life!

820
00:40:16,835 --> 00:40:19,361
Life is a fuckin' game!

821
00:40:19,555 --> 00:40:20,920
And the only real question is,

822
00:40:21,075 --> 00:40:23,965
who are the players
and who are the pieces?

823
00:40:24,115 --> 00:40:26,277
Come on, you guys.
Let's smoke some Holy Shit.

824
00:40:26,475 --> 00:40:27,636
No, no, no.

825
00:40:28,355 --> 00:40:29,880
Thought I made myself clear.

826
00:40:30,035 --> 00:40:31,685
We're not interested.

827
00:40:50,555 --> 00:40:51,556
Man, fuck!

828
00:40:51,715 --> 00:40:53,683
Let's get some tunes
goin' in this motherfucker.

829
00:40:53,875 --> 00:40:54,876
- Something, man.
- Tunes, man, yeah.

830
00:40:55,035 --> 00:40:56,924
Fuck, yeah. Let's see what we got here.

831
00:40:57,075 --> 00:40:59,157
- I know you got some killer shit.
- Actually, no, we...

832
00:41:00,595 --> 00:41:02,279
What? Yo.

833
00:41:02,435 --> 00:41:06,042
Yo, Shark Tank, my nigga. Um...

834
00:41:07,035 --> 00:41:10,801
What the fuck is this?

835
00:41:13,035 --> 00:41:14,844
Oh...

836
00:41:16,115 --> 00:41:18,163
Shit, niggas!

837
00:41:18,315 --> 00:41:20,602
This my shit right here!

838
00:41:21,155 --> 00:41:22,316
This your shit?

839
00:41:23,315 --> 00:41:25,363
This shit sound kinda white.

840
00:41:26,155 --> 00:41:27,566
- White? White?
- Yeah.

841
00:41:27,715 --> 00:41:30,241
Niggas, this is
George Michael, right here.

842
00:41:30,395 --> 00:41:34,002
All right? This one of the greatest
recording artists of all time, man.

843
00:41:34,155 --> 00:41:36,237
This the real OG up in here.

844
00:41:36,395 --> 00:41:37,601
So,

845
00:41:38,275 --> 00:41:39,686
he black, then?

846
00:41:40,835 --> 00:41:43,156
You know, he light-skinned.

847
00:41:43,315 --> 00:41:45,921
And then, he used to roll
with this nigga, Ridgeley.

848
00:41:46,075 --> 00:41:47,076
Yeah.

849
00:41:47,235 --> 00:41:50,079
And then, George Michael
was trying to do that solo thing, right?

850
00:41:50,235 --> 00:41:51,805
And then, wham!

851
00:41:52,555 --> 00:41:57,402
Then nobody never see Ridgeley ever again.

852
00:41:57,995 --> 00:41:59,997
He killed the motherfucker?

853
00:42:00,515 --> 00:42:01,755
Nobody

854
00:42:02,475 --> 00:42:03,681
ever

855
00:42:04,195 --> 00:42:05,435
seen

856
00:42:06,075 --> 00:42:07,600
him

857
00:42:07,795 --> 00:42:09,365
again.

858
00:42:09,915 --> 00:42:10,916
Shit.

859
00:42:11,075 --> 00:42:12,759
I'll fuck with that nigga.

860
00:42:12,955 --> 00:42:14,605
I'll fuck with him.

861
00:42:14,835 --> 00:42:16,883
- Hey, hey, y'all.
- If he start that shit.

862
00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:20,005
Wait till y'all hear
this next track, though, dirt.

863
00:42:20,955 --> 00:42:21,956
You know,

864
00:42:22,115 --> 00:42:24,482
in samurai times,

865
00:42:25,195 --> 00:42:26,560
a refusal

866
00:42:27,035 --> 00:42:29,163
to sit at a man's court

867
00:42:29,315 --> 00:42:32,285
was considered a profound
insult to his honor.

868
00:42:36,635 --> 00:42:40,003
Ha! I'm just fucking with you!

869
00:42:40,195 --> 00:42:41,879
You should have seen your face.

870
00:42:42,715 --> 00:42:44,285
Oh, my God.

871
00:42:44,435 --> 00:42:46,563
Oh, that was amazing.

872
00:42:46,875 --> 00:42:47,876
Mmm.

873
00:42:48,635 --> 00:42:50,000
Crazy.

874
00:42:50,155 --> 00:42:51,236
Whoo!

875
00:42:51,995 --> 00:42:54,601
The man asked for the money.

876
00:42:54,755 --> 00:42:55,916
Yeah.

877
00:42:58,115 --> 00:42:59,765
Rachel, get the bag.

878
00:43:00,595 --> 00:43:01,596
I'm not your slave.

879
00:43:01,795 --> 00:43:03,399
Get the fucking bag!

880
00:43:09,275 --> 00:43:10,276
Ooh!

881
00:43:12,235 --> 00:43:15,045
I loved you in
The House Bunny, by the way.

882
00:43:15,475 --> 00:43:17,318
- Thank you, man.
- Yeah. Yeah.

883
00:43:17,475 --> 00:43:19,318
You know this chick?

884
00:43:20,275 --> 00:43:22,198
It's Anna Faris, the actress.

885
00:43:22,555 --> 00:43:23,761
She's in movies?

886
00:43:25,035 --> 00:43:26,799
Lost in Translation?

887
00:43:27,315 --> 00:43:29,443
Chipwrecked? The Squeakquel?

888
00:43:30,875 --> 00:43:32,036
Scary Movie?

889
00:43:32,195 --> 00:43:33,720
Oh... You in that movie?

890
00:43:33,915 --> 00:43:35,838
Scary Movie 1, 2, 3 and 4.

891
00:43:35,995 --> 00:43:37,679
Not 5. Too old.

892
00:43:37,875 --> 00:43:38,876
Hmm.

893
00:43:39,075 --> 00:43:40,725
But, enough! Enough! Enough!

894
00:43:40,875 --> 00:43:44,004
No more Hollywood talk.
I'm so sick of this bullshit.

895
00:43:44,195 --> 00:43:46,801
- Yeah.
- All I care about

896
00:43:47,595 --> 00:43:49,085
is truth.

897
00:43:51,035 --> 00:43:52,366
Or dare.

898
00:43:54,595 --> 00:43:56,085
Truth or dare!

899
00:44:03,675 --> 00:44:06,565
Yo, that chorus do kick in nice, though.

900
00:44:06,715 --> 00:44:08,797
It does, don't it? Yeah, yeah. I mean,

901
00:44:08,955 --> 00:44:10,923
y'all hear the father figure part, right?

902
00:44:11,115 --> 00:44:12,276
Because, my man right here,

903
00:44:12,435 --> 00:44:15,564
he didn't have his own
positive male role model in his life.

904
00:44:15,715 --> 00:44:16,921
So...

905
00:44:17,075 --> 00:44:18,076
Damn!

906
00:44:18,235 --> 00:44:19,600
Yo, I never knew my daddy.

907
00:44:19,795 --> 00:44:21,399
- Really?
- No.

908
00:44:51,715 --> 00:44:53,797
Man, George Michael the shit, man!

909
00:44:53,995 --> 00:44:55,759
- Right, dawg?
- Right on, man.

910
00:44:55,955 --> 00:44:57,195
Love that man.

911
00:44:57,515 --> 00:44:59,677
Truth.

912
00:44:59,875 --> 00:45:02,526
What is

913
00:45:02,675 --> 00:45:05,918
the dirtiest, most fucked-up
thing you've ever done?

914
00:45:07,515 --> 00:45:08,516
Mmm...

915
00:45:10,075 --> 00:45:11,884
You know, you don't have to...

916
00:45:12,035 --> 00:45:15,039
This dude cheated on my sister
and I cut his dick off.

917
00:45:15,235 --> 00:45:17,044
Oh... Uh...

918
00:45:18,875 --> 00:45:20,559
Fuck, yeah!

919
00:45:20,715 --> 00:45:24,083
That is the kind of shit
you should get paid for.

920
00:45:24,795 --> 00:45:26,126
Thank you.

921
00:45:26,315 --> 00:45:28,556
Okay, your turn, same question.

922
00:45:30,955 --> 00:45:32,798
Most fucked-up?

923
00:45:36,995 --> 00:45:39,475
I once cut two dicks off.

924
00:45:40,915 --> 00:45:43,156
Yeah, that's right.

925
00:45:44,515 --> 00:45:45,926
They didn't even see it coming.

926
00:45:46,075 --> 00:45:47,076
Snuck up on them.

927
00:45:47,235 --> 00:45:49,317
Got real close.

928
00:45:50,155 --> 00:45:53,398
One of them was long, thin, pointy,
like a pencil.

929
00:45:55,035 --> 00:45:57,959
The other one was short, girthy.

930
00:45:58,915 --> 00:46:00,758
Had a little bit of heft to it.

931
00:46:02,435 --> 00:46:07,123
Got up in there lickety-split,
snip, snip, yeah.

932
00:46:08,955 --> 00:46:10,719
I took them, too.

933
00:46:10,875 --> 00:46:14,482
So, yeah, I'm a motherfuckin' dick-taker.

934
00:46:20,235 --> 00:46:23,444
300 for the dick-taker.

935
00:46:25,515 --> 00:46:26,641
Okay.

936
00:46:29,955 --> 00:46:33,038
- So, Allentown...
- What? Nigga, fuck, what? Nigga.

937
00:46:33,195 --> 00:46:34,435
Tell me about it, man. Was it crazy?

938
00:46:34,635 --> 00:46:35,636
Surely should have been.

939
00:46:35,795 --> 00:46:36,796
Was it...

940
00:46:36,955 --> 00:46:39,606
Hells bells, hold on
to your shells, nigga.

941
00:46:39,755 --> 00:46:41,757
Shit was crazy, shit was crazy.

942
00:46:41,915 --> 00:46:45,317
We was just dodging bullets
on a everyday basis.

943
00:46:45,475 --> 00:46:47,477
You know, just for survival.

944
00:46:48,355 --> 00:46:50,676
But, you know, the thing
about me and Techtonic,

945
00:46:50,835 --> 00:46:52,644
is our communication skills.

946
00:46:52,795 --> 00:46:55,366
That's the backbone of our teamwork.

947
00:46:56,155 --> 00:46:58,078
- You feel me?
- Yeah.

948
00:46:58,235 --> 00:46:59,441
I get that.

949
00:46:59,595 --> 00:47:00,835
All right.

950
00:47:02,395 --> 00:47:03,920
- You know what?
- Mmm.

951
00:47:05,355 --> 00:47:07,961
I never told y'all niggas how I got this.

952
00:47:10,275 --> 00:47:13,199
A kid stabbed me
'cause I stole his Ring Pop.

953
00:47:14,355 --> 00:47:16,084
That's awful, man.

954
00:47:16,235 --> 00:47:17,760
How old were you?

955
00:47:17,915 --> 00:47:18,996
Twenty-three.

956
00:47:19,475 --> 00:47:22,001
Oh. Okay. Well...

957
00:47:22,515 --> 00:47:24,279
Yeah, thank you for sharing, though.

958
00:47:24,475 --> 00:47:26,000
That felt good.

959
00:47:26,515 --> 00:47:27,960
I got one, too. Check it out.

960
00:47:28,115 --> 00:47:29,116
Okay, yeah. Let's see that.

961
00:47:29,315 --> 00:47:30,362
Buckshot.

962
00:47:31,035 --> 00:47:32,560
Holding up a liquor store.

963
00:47:32,715 --> 00:47:33,921
Oh, man.

964
00:47:34,595 --> 00:47:37,644
And then he shot you, man. That's crazy.

965
00:47:37,795 --> 00:47:40,366
Nah, actually, it made the news,

966
00:47:40,515 --> 00:47:42,916
and when I got back to my
grandmamma house, she shot me.

967
00:47:43,075 --> 00:47:45,601
Okay, you know, you need to spend
a little less time with your family.

968
00:47:45,755 --> 00:47:47,166
I'm gonna advise that.

969
00:47:47,635 --> 00:47:48,796
- Hell, yeah.
- So, what you got?

970
00:47:48,955 --> 00:47:51,356
- Me? Oh, okay, let me, um...
- Yeah, yeah.

971
00:47:52,955 --> 00:47:55,356
Come on, man.
You got a bunch of shit, man.

972
00:47:55,515 --> 00:47:57,040
- Here it is.
- You ain't gotta be modest.

973
00:47:59,755 --> 00:48:01,280
A damn-ass street fight.

974
00:48:01,475 --> 00:48:02,681
Appendix.

975
00:48:03,075 --> 00:48:04,201
Blam...

976
00:48:05,515 --> 00:48:06,516
Your appendix?

977
00:48:06,675 --> 00:48:08,518
- They took it out of my body.
- What?

978
00:48:08,715 --> 00:48:10,080
Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.

979
00:48:10,275 --> 00:48:11,800
Y'all don't even want to hear about

980
00:48:11,955 --> 00:48:13,798
what went down with my wisdom teeth.

981
00:48:13,955 --> 00:48:15,286
- Shit.
- Damn.

982
00:48:15,995 --> 00:48:17,042
Truth or dare?

983
00:48:17,395 --> 00:48:18,396
Dare.

984
00:48:18,555 --> 00:48:20,444
Why would you choose dare?

985
00:48:20,595 --> 00:48:21,881
Hmm...

986
00:48:23,035 --> 00:48:25,356
I dare you

987
00:48:27,955 --> 00:48:29,116
to shoot your friend.

988
00:48:31,395 --> 00:48:32,521
You jokin'.

989
00:48:32,715 --> 00:48:34,046
She's jokin'.

990
00:48:35,915 --> 00:48:37,440
You know she's jokin', right?

991
00:48:37,635 --> 00:48:38,841
I'm not joking.

992
00:48:39,235 --> 00:48:41,363
That's $10,000.

993
00:48:44,075 --> 00:48:45,076
What?

994
00:48:45,235 --> 00:48:46,282
Hey.

995
00:48:50,235 --> 00:48:52,522
Show us what it looks like

996
00:48:52,675 --> 00:48:54,916
to see a man's brains explode.

997
00:48:56,515 --> 00:48:57,721
Hey.

998
00:48:58,275 --> 00:49:00,403
Fuck it! He ain't my friend.

999
00:49:00,555 --> 00:49:03,286
Hey! Fuck. Yo, Hi-C!

1000
00:49:04,755 --> 00:49:07,201
Don't let white girl tear us apart, Hi-C.

1001
00:49:07,355 --> 00:49:09,642
This is fuckin' black-on-black violence.
This is how it happens.

1002
00:49:10,235 --> 00:49:13,205
Don't fuckin'
let Anna Faris tear us apart!

1003
00:49:13,355 --> 00:49:16,279
Yes, come on.
Show us what death looks like.

1004
00:49:17,595 --> 00:49:19,199
Come on.

1005
00:49:19,635 --> 00:49:21,956
Do it. Do it, do it, do it.

1006
00:49:22,115 --> 00:49:23,640
Do it, do it, do it.

1007
00:49:23,795 --> 00:49:25,365
Do it, do it.

1008
00:49:25,635 --> 00:49:26,636
Do it!

1009
00:49:26,955 --> 00:49:28,241
Fuck that!

1010
00:49:28,755 --> 00:49:30,245
The fuck is wrong with you?

1011
00:49:30,435 --> 00:49:31,596
Get it, then!

1012
00:49:32,395 --> 00:49:34,636
- What?
- Get the cash, motherfucker!

1013
00:49:36,235 --> 00:49:38,522
You broke my nose!

1014
00:49:39,795 --> 00:49:41,126
Look, look, look!

1015
00:49:46,115 --> 00:49:48,322
You fucking peasant!

1016
00:49:50,475 --> 00:49:51,761
Crazy bitch!

1017
00:49:53,835 --> 00:49:56,406
Bring your ass here, little Wendy!

1018
00:49:58,675 --> 00:50:00,040
Come on. Let's go!

1019
00:50:32,875 --> 00:50:33,922
Move!

1020
00:50:34,075 --> 00:50:35,520
Get in the back!

1021
00:50:36,235 --> 00:50:37,282
Move it!

1022
00:50:39,355 --> 00:50:40,800
Drive!

1023
00:50:40,955 --> 00:50:42,559
I gotta start the car.

1024
00:50:44,315 --> 00:50:45,680
You good?

1025
00:50:48,995 --> 00:50:50,485
Come on. Drive!

1026
00:50:51,595 --> 00:50:53,245
I said drive, motherfucker!

1027
00:50:53,435 --> 00:50:54,482
I'm going, I'm going.

1028
00:50:54,635 --> 00:50:55,966
- Seat belts and shit!
- Come on, y'all.

1029
00:50:57,315 --> 00:50:59,397
What the fuck is y'all singing?

1030
00:50:59,555 --> 00:51:00,761
George Michael.

1031
00:51:01,475 --> 00:51:03,955
Shit, don't break the goddamn van.

1032
00:51:09,555 --> 00:51:13,002
- Oh, Stitches!
- No, no.

1033
00:51:13,155 --> 00:51:14,759
You ain't gonna hit nobody.

1034
00:51:14,955 --> 00:51:15,956
Oh, there it goes!

1035
00:51:16,115 --> 00:51:17,321
We still got this party shit

1036
00:51:17,475 --> 00:51:18,761
- goin' on later or what?
- Yeah.

1037
00:51:18,915 --> 00:51:19,916
We're going downstairs in a second.

1038
00:51:20,075 --> 00:51:21,122
Don't even worry about that.

1039
00:51:21,755 --> 00:51:23,120
About time you passed that shit, eh?

1040
00:51:23,275 --> 00:51:24,401
Here's the thing, man. I was, like...

1041
00:51:24,635 --> 00:51:27,286
Just say some... Yeah, dawg?

1042
00:51:27,755 --> 00:51:30,725
Shark Tank, can I catch
your ear for a second?

1043
00:51:30,875 --> 00:51:32,240
All right, dawg!

1044
00:51:32,435 --> 00:51:34,199
To be continued, y'all.

1045
00:51:34,395 --> 00:51:35,760
All right.

1046
00:51:35,915 --> 00:51:37,758
- I'll be right back.
- Okay, Stitches.

1047
00:51:38,075 --> 00:51:39,804
Nah!

1048
00:51:40,675 --> 00:51:44,924
I gotta tell you, I'm having an amazing time,
and these are not bad people.

1049
00:51:45,115 --> 00:51:47,277
Clarence, Clarence, they're bad people.

1050
00:51:47,435 --> 00:51:48,561
- No, no...
- They're very, very bad.

1051
00:51:48,715 --> 00:51:50,080
Okay. They're drug dealers,
and I get all of that...

1052
00:51:50,235 --> 00:51:51,566
Listen to me. Listen to me.

1053
00:51:51,715 --> 00:51:53,160
- In the mansion, earlier...
- Yeah, yeah.

1054
00:51:53,315 --> 00:51:54,760
Hey! Shark!

1055
00:51:54,955 --> 00:51:56,764
Shark Tank! Come here!

1056
00:51:56,955 --> 00:51:58,639
Shut the fuck up, nigga.

1057
00:51:59,115 --> 00:52:00,765
Dumb motherfucker.

1058
00:52:01,275 --> 00:52:02,606
Okay. We'll just have
a couple more drinks,

1059
00:52:02,795 --> 00:52:04,035
and then we'll just go see
where Cheddar's at, right?

1060
00:52:05,435 --> 00:52:07,085
I never get to go out. I never go out.

1061
00:52:07,235 --> 00:52:08,760
I am doing something that Hannah asked.

1062
00:52:08,915 --> 00:52:10,121
This is for my marriage.

1063
00:52:10,275 --> 00:52:12,039
These drinks are for my marriage.

1064
00:52:12,595 --> 00:52:13,801
Thank you. Thank you so much.

1065
00:52:13,955 --> 00:52:16,276
I cannot tell you how much
I appreciate that. All right.

1066
00:52:16,475 --> 00:52:18,636
- Shark, you better hurry up!
- Listen up, niggas.

1067
00:52:18,795 --> 00:52:21,162
We about to be out this motherfucker.

1068
00:52:21,555 --> 00:52:22,795
- Oh!
- You good?

1069
00:52:27,795 --> 00:52:29,718
You got me on that one.

1070
00:52:32,235 --> 00:52:33,646
You good, though?

1071
00:52:34,995 --> 00:52:36,599
Yeah, I'm good.

1072
00:52:38,755 --> 00:52:40,325
You good?

1073
00:52:40,555 --> 00:52:42,319
Yeah. I'm good.

1074
00:52:46,675 --> 00:52:48,996
Shit got crazy back there, huh?

1075
00:52:50,355 --> 00:52:52,562
You ain't never seen
nobody get killed before?

1076
00:52:52,795 --> 00:52:54,843
Me?

1077
00:52:54,995 --> 00:52:57,475
Yeah, I've seen people get killed before,

1078
00:52:57,635 --> 00:52:58,841
by me.

1079
00:53:00,675 --> 00:53:03,997
I was just trying to say that,
usually in Allentown,

1080
00:53:04,155 --> 00:53:06,999
we handle our business
a little bit more professionally.

1081
00:53:07,515 --> 00:53:09,677
Mmm-hmm. Okay.

1082
00:53:14,835 --> 00:53:16,041
You, uh...

1083
00:53:16,635 --> 00:53:18,558
You ever think about gettin' out the game?

1084
00:53:19,435 --> 00:53:20,482
No.

1085
00:53:22,275 --> 00:53:23,879
That's a shame.

1086
00:53:24,635 --> 00:53:28,959
I would imagine that
it's a tough job for a woman to be here.

1087
00:53:30,475 --> 00:53:32,955
Not that you can't,

1088
00:53:33,115 --> 00:53:35,561
because a woman can do
anything a man can do, but...

1089
00:53:35,715 --> 00:53:36,921
Yeah.

1090
00:53:37,675 --> 00:53:41,441
You think if I get out the game, niggas
gonna stop thinkin' they own bitches?

1091
00:53:43,195 --> 00:53:44,879
Well, I'm not like that.

1092
00:53:46,555 --> 00:53:47,716
You're not?

1093
00:53:47,875 --> 00:53:49,036
Nah.

1094
00:53:51,395 --> 00:53:53,636
I bet you, out there somewhere

1095
00:53:54,035 --> 00:53:57,482
there's a non-gangster motherfucker

1096
00:53:58,555 --> 00:54:00,557
that'd be real lucky to have you.

1097
00:54:01,595 --> 00:54:02,926
I mean...

1098
00:54:04,915 --> 00:54:06,758
You look kind of like

1099
00:54:08,235 --> 00:54:10,237
the female lion in The Lion King.

1100
00:54:10,395 --> 00:54:11,442
Nala.

1101
00:54:11,635 --> 00:54:14,246
That's crazy that you say that,
because it's, like, my favorite cartoon.

1102
00:54:14,395 --> 00:54:16,397
- Really?
- Yeah, and I'm a Leo.

1103
00:54:16,595 --> 00:54:17,721
That's crazy how you knew that.

1104
00:54:17,875 --> 00:54:19,559
You must be psychic or somethin'.

1105
00:54:19,715 --> 00:54:21,638
Wow.

1106
00:54:26,475 --> 00:54:28,955
You don't want to get mixed up
with a dude like me.

1107
00:54:29,115 --> 00:54:30,799
I'm a wanderer.

1108
00:54:30,955 --> 00:54:32,036
Oh, you gay.

1109
00:54:32,235 --> 00:54:33,760
- No.
- Yeah.

1110
00:54:33,915 --> 00:54:35,644
Why you think I'm gay, though?

1111
00:54:35,795 --> 00:54:37,285
I'm just messing with you, man.

1112
00:54:37,435 --> 00:54:38,960
I know you not gay.

1113
00:54:39,715 --> 00:54:41,285
How do you know?

1114
00:54:41,435 --> 00:54:43,324
I could tell you like girls.

1115
00:54:44,915 --> 00:54:46,076
Good.

1116
00:54:47,275 --> 00:54:49,596
I wanna thank you for earlier.

1117
00:54:50,355 --> 00:54:51,436
Really?

1118
00:54:52,755 --> 00:54:54,678
Like, for what?

1119
00:54:54,835 --> 00:54:56,246
For helping me kill those people.

1120
00:54:56,395 --> 00:54:57,601
Yeah. Well, I...

1121
00:54:57,755 --> 00:55:00,281
No. No. I...

1122
00:55:00,475 --> 00:55:01,840
I ain't help you kill them people.

1123
00:55:01,995 --> 00:55:03,599
You did that on your own.

1124
00:55:03,755 --> 00:55:05,519
It's kind of like we killed them together.

1125
00:55:05,675 --> 00:55:10,966
Nah, I think it's more like
you murdered them on your own.

1126
00:55:11,635 --> 00:55:14,684
Mmm. But I couldn't have
done it without you.

1127
00:55:15,475 --> 00:55:19,525
Agree to disagree with that one.

1128
00:55:19,675 --> 00:55:21,598
We killed them together.

1129
00:55:22,595 --> 00:55:24,518
Well, legally speaking,

1130
00:55:25,595 --> 00:55:27,199
I did not help you.

1131
00:55:29,155 --> 00:55:30,316
Mmm...

1132
00:55:31,675 --> 00:55:32,836
You all right?

1133
00:55:32,995 --> 00:55:33,996
I didn't...

1134
00:55:34,675 --> 00:55:35,836
You was kind of close.

1135
00:55:35,995 --> 00:55:37,121
Yeah.

1136
00:55:38,075 --> 00:55:39,201
Got my trick knee.

1137
00:55:39,355 --> 00:55:40,880
Why don't we go ahead
and finish this downstairs?

1138
00:55:41,035 --> 00:55:42,924
Mmm-hmm. You wanna... I go first.

1139
00:55:43,075 --> 00:55:44,122
Yeah. Go on.

1140
00:55:44,635 --> 00:55:46,285
Come on, y'all.
Let's go to this party, man.

1141
00:55:46,475 --> 00:55:47,806
- Hell, yeah.
- You heard her, y'all.

1142
00:55:47,955 --> 00:55:50,003
Niggas is in here caking and shit.

1143
00:56:32,475 --> 00:56:34,557
Allentown!

1144
00:56:36,235 --> 00:56:37,725
Whoo!

1145
00:56:41,555 --> 00:56:44,206
Excuse me. Can I come
through here for a second?

1146
00:56:44,355 --> 00:56:45,925
Excuse me!

1147
00:56:48,075 --> 00:56:49,281
- Hey!
- Hey, hey!

1148
00:56:49,875 --> 00:56:51,559
We said one drink!

1149
00:56:51,755 --> 00:56:53,757
Hey, but we're turning it out, man!

1150
00:56:53,915 --> 00:56:56,122
It's not "turn out," it's "turn up"!

1151
00:56:56,275 --> 00:56:58,039
And it's time to turn down, man!

1152
00:56:58,195 --> 00:56:59,606
Oh, hey, hey, hey!

1153
00:56:59,755 --> 00:57:01,962
Okay. I see what's going on.

1154
00:57:02,115 --> 00:57:04,277
You're just mad
because they like Shark Tank

1155
00:57:04,475 --> 00:57:05,806
more than they like Techtonic!

1156
00:57:05,955 --> 00:57:07,241
What? No, no!

1157
00:57:07,435 --> 00:57:09,403
I'm sorry.
I just have a lot of personality.

1158
00:57:09,555 --> 00:57:10,886
I don't know what to tell you, brother.

1159
00:57:11,035 --> 00:57:12,878
- What?
- What?

1160
00:57:13,035 --> 00:57:15,322
First of all, I don't care

1161
00:57:15,475 --> 00:57:17,477
if they like Shark Tank
more than Techtonic.

1162
00:57:17,635 --> 00:57:19,125
They're murderers!

1163
00:57:19,755 --> 00:57:20,756
All right.

1164
00:57:20,915 --> 00:57:22,246
Second of all, no, they don't!

1165
00:57:22,395 --> 00:57:23,635
Yo, Tank!

1166
00:57:24,595 --> 00:57:25,801
What up?

1167
00:57:25,995 --> 00:57:27,281
Nah!

1168
00:57:29,875 --> 00:57:30,922
Yo, nigga, you aight?

1169
00:57:31,075 --> 00:57:33,123
Word to Big Bird I'm aight, dawg. Blam!

1170
00:57:33,275 --> 00:57:34,276
Aight, man.

1171
00:57:34,435 --> 00:57:35,960
Hey, Stitches, man.

1172
00:57:36,115 --> 00:57:38,800
Let me show you how we
smoke weed in Allentown.

1173
00:57:45,515 --> 00:57:47,005
Aight.

1174
00:57:47,155 --> 00:57:49,681
That's my boy, right there.
He know how to do it right.

1175
00:57:49,835 --> 00:57:51,803
- Yo, Shark Tank!
- Yeah, dawg?

1176
00:57:51,955 --> 00:57:54,162
Your turn, my nigga!

1177
00:57:55,475 --> 00:57:56,965
Well, you know,

1178
00:57:57,115 --> 00:57:59,800
I'm more one of them
pipe-smokin' niggas, you know.

1179
00:57:59,955 --> 00:58:01,161
You say a pipe?

1180
00:58:01,315 --> 00:58:02,316
- Thank God.
- Yeah.

1181
00:58:02,475 --> 00:58:05,001
Thank you so much, sir. Thank you. Yeah.

1182
00:58:05,155 --> 00:58:06,202
Here we go.

1183
00:58:09,315 --> 00:58:10,316
Yeah.

1184
00:58:10,475 --> 00:58:12,318
Gonna heat it up. Heat it on up.

1185
00:58:12,995 --> 00:58:15,316
Ooh. It's gonna be delicious.

1186
00:58:17,715 --> 00:58:19,479
Yeah.

1187
00:58:19,675 --> 00:58:23,282
Yo, I almost forgot.

1188
00:58:23,555 --> 00:58:24,920
Just got this done out back.

1189
00:58:25,115 --> 00:58:26,958
Oh...

1190
00:58:27,635 --> 00:58:28,796
- Shit!
- Shit!

1191
00:58:28,955 --> 00:58:31,686
That's actually the best tattoo
I've ever seen in my life!

1192
00:58:31,835 --> 00:58:32,916
Me, too, man. Me, too.

1193
00:58:33,075 --> 00:58:34,406
You want some, dawg?

1194
00:58:34,715 --> 00:58:37,685
Nah. I don't fuck with that Holy Shit.

1195
00:58:37,835 --> 00:58:38,916
Yo, you all right?

1196
00:58:40,835 --> 00:58:42,360
- Hey, man.
- Help him!

1197
00:58:43,315 --> 00:58:45,716
- Holy shit!
- Holy shit!

1198
00:58:45,875 --> 00:58:47,365
Holy shit.

1199
00:58:47,515 --> 00:58:49,517
Shit!

1200
00:58:49,675 --> 00:58:50,801
Holy shit!

1201
00:58:50,995 --> 00:58:52,406
All right. You doin' all right, right?

1202
00:58:53,395 --> 00:58:54,920
Holy shit.

1203
00:58:55,075 --> 00:58:57,396
I think maybe we should go,
like, lay down somewhere.

1204
00:59:03,035 --> 00:59:05,481
Yo, nigga, you floatin'!

1205
00:59:30,395 --> 00:59:31,965
Am I in Heaven?

1206
00:59:53,075 --> 00:59:54,884
You're George Michael.

1207
00:59:55,475 --> 00:59:57,716
You're George Michael, man.

1208
00:59:59,195 --> 01:00:02,085
No. That's my favorite fucking song.

1209
01:00:10,915 --> 01:00:12,360
That's it. I like when you do that...

1210
01:00:12,515 --> 01:00:14,483
That thing. That leg thing. That's my jam.

1211
01:00:19,595 --> 01:00:21,802
Oh, no, I can't.
There's no way I can spin.

1212
01:00:21,955 --> 01:00:23,480
No, I can't do it.

1213
01:00:23,675 --> 01:00:25,165
What? Oh... There it is.

1214
01:00:27,955 --> 01:00:29,320
Oh, it's so good.

1215
01:00:34,835 --> 01:00:36,439
George.

1216
01:00:36,595 --> 01:00:38,085
I have faith.

1217
01:00:41,275 --> 01:00:42,640
Hello?

1218
01:00:47,675 --> 01:00:48,756
Oh.

1219
01:00:48,915 --> 01:00:51,156
Hello, Clarence. It's me,

1220
01:00:51,475 --> 01:00:52,636
Keanu.

1221
01:00:52,795 --> 01:00:53,796
Meow.

1222
01:00:53,995 --> 01:00:55,201
Wait.

1223
01:00:56,275 --> 01:00:57,322
Are you...

1224
01:00:58,115 --> 01:01:00,595
Keanu Reeves?

1225
01:01:00,995 --> 01:01:02,042
Yeah.

1226
01:01:02,195 --> 01:01:04,323
I'm your spirit teacher.

1227
01:01:04,475 --> 01:01:07,081
People can't be excellent to you

1228
01:01:07,235 --> 01:01:10,637
unless you're being excellent to yourself.

1229
01:01:11,035 --> 01:01:12,560
I don't understand. What does that mean?

1230
01:01:12,715 --> 01:01:13,796
Clarence,

1231
01:01:13,955 --> 01:01:15,957
it's time to wake up.

1232
01:01:16,115 --> 01:01:20,916
Where you go from there
is a choice I leave to you.

1233
01:01:21,355 --> 01:01:23,517
Oh. Right.

1234
01:01:23,675 --> 01:01:25,245
The Matrix.

1235
01:01:25,395 --> 01:01:27,921
Dude, all you need to remember is...

1236
01:01:30,995 --> 01:01:33,157
Oh...

1237
01:01:33,995 --> 01:01:35,281
I get it.

1238
01:01:52,715 --> 01:01:54,285
Oh, let me get a picture...

1239
01:01:55,835 --> 01:01:57,041
Hannah!

1240
01:01:57,195 --> 01:01:58,242
Hi!

1241
01:01:58,635 --> 01:01:59,875
Hannah! Baby.

1242
01:02:00,035 --> 01:02:01,036
Hi, baby.

1243
01:02:01,195 --> 01:02:03,084
Oh, I miss you so much, baby.

1244
01:02:03,235 --> 01:02:04,441
How are you?

1245
01:02:04,835 --> 01:02:06,075
Not good.

1246
01:02:06,275 --> 01:02:07,515
Wait, where are you?

1247
01:02:08,035 --> 01:02:10,197
Oh, God. Oh... Huh?

1248
01:02:10,355 --> 01:02:12,164
What? No. I'm just out with Rell.

1249
01:02:12,315 --> 01:02:13,396
I'm doing me!

1250
01:02:13,555 --> 01:02:15,717
- Are you at a club?
- Yeah.

1251
01:02:15,875 --> 01:02:18,606
In fact, it's of the strip club variety,

1252
01:02:18,755 --> 01:02:20,484
and I've never done that,

1253
01:02:20,635 --> 01:02:23,718
and I'm just having some
really rugged fun, you know?

1254
01:02:23,915 --> 01:02:27,124
So, you're at a strip club
having rugged fun.

1255
01:02:27,275 --> 01:02:29,084
Yeah. No, it's not like that.

1256
01:02:29,235 --> 01:02:31,886
It's not about the degrading
of women or anything.

1257
01:02:32,035 --> 01:02:33,764
I'm here for a very specific reason.

1258
01:02:33,915 --> 01:02:36,156
And... No, that didn't sound right.

1259
01:02:36,315 --> 01:02:37,362
I'm sorry.

1260
01:02:38,075 --> 01:02:39,076
It's complicated.

1261
01:02:39,235 --> 01:02:40,236
I'll explain it to you tomorrow.

1262
01:02:40,435 --> 01:02:41,800
But it's all good. It's nothing bad.

1263
01:02:41,955 --> 01:02:43,764
Okay. Okay. Whatever.

1264
01:02:43,915 --> 01:02:44,916
But, baby...

1265
01:02:45,075 --> 01:02:47,123
This is what you said you wanted, right?

1266
01:02:47,315 --> 01:02:48,760
You said to have fun.

1267
01:02:48,915 --> 01:02:50,326
Whatever, Clarence. Whatever.

1268
01:02:50,475 --> 01:02:53,399
I just didn't think that
being in a strip club was your thing.

1269
01:02:53,555 --> 01:02:56,081
Yeah, well, you know... Shit. I mean...

1270
01:02:56,235 --> 01:02:58,283
What'd you think my idea
of fun was, right?

1271
01:02:58,435 --> 01:03:00,642
It ain't like my fuckin'
lifestyle is some secret.

1272
01:03:00,795 --> 01:03:02,763
Why are you talking to me like that?

1273
01:03:02,955 --> 01:03:04,639
- See about it, then.
- What?

1274
01:03:04,835 --> 01:03:06,439
I said, why are you
talking to me like that?

1275
01:03:06,595 --> 01:03:08,802
I've never heard you
talk to me like that before.

1276
01:03:08,955 --> 01:03:11,162
I mean... I talk like that sometimes.

1277
01:03:11,315 --> 01:03:13,158
Yeah. All right. Okay.

1278
01:03:13,315 --> 01:03:14,760
Wait, what's wrong?

1279
01:03:14,915 --> 01:03:16,485
This is what you asked for, right?

1280
01:03:16,675 --> 01:03:19,121
Fine. I'm fine. Everything's fine.

1281
01:03:19,275 --> 01:03:20,276
I didn't want to ruin your weekend.

1282
01:03:20,475 --> 01:03:21,476
I just want you to know

1283
01:03:21,635 --> 01:03:23,763
that Spencer's been
a little inappropriate,

1284
01:03:23,915 --> 01:03:26,759
and I'm coming home tomorrow morning
instead of tomorrow night.

1285
01:03:27,315 --> 01:03:28,999
Inappropriate?

1286
01:03:30,875 --> 01:03:32,684
Spencer was inappropriate how?

1287
01:03:32,835 --> 01:03:34,644
Let's just say he made me uncomfortable.

1288
01:03:34,795 --> 01:03:36,638
I can't get into it right now.

1289
01:03:36,795 --> 01:03:38,320
Baby, I gotta go.

1290
01:03:38,475 --> 01:03:40,637
You better behave yourself, too. Bye.

1291
01:03:40,795 --> 01:03:42,001
No, Hannah, please
don't hang up the phone.

1292
01:03:42,155 --> 01:03:43,680
Can you just explain to me
what's going on right now?

1293
01:03:43,875 --> 01:03:45,365
Hannah!

1294
01:03:45,515 --> 01:03:46,846
Hannah!

1295
01:03:46,995 --> 01:03:48,645
Yo, this party is crazy!

1296
01:03:49,875 --> 01:03:50,876
Oh.

1297
01:03:51,835 --> 01:03:53,405
Hey.

1298
01:03:54,795 --> 01:03:55,876
You aight?

1299
01:03:56,675 --> 01:03:58,120
Yeah, nigga. Yeah.

1300
01:03:58,275 --> 01:04:00,323
You know, just side bitch.

1301
01:04:00,875 --> 01:04:02,001
Word, uh...

1302
01:04:02,355 --> 01:04:05,165
Well, Cheddar wants to holla at you.

1303
01:04:05,355 --> 01:04:06,595
Cool, yeah.

1304
01:04:07,675 --> 01:04:09,837
I'll let him know you're coming.

1305
01:04:14,835 --> 01:04:16,200
So, uh...

1306
01:04:16,835 --> 01:04:19,839
Hi-C tells me
y'all some bad motherfuckers.

1307
01:04:20,035 --> 01:04:22,641
Even taught my goons some new tricks.

1308
01:04:23,835 --> 01:04:27,396
Yeah, we taught them
how we do things in Allentown.

1309
01:04:27,875 --> 01:04:29,286
Yeah, well, um...

1310
01:04:29,435 --> 01:04:32,279
I got a big exchange tomorrow. I need you.

1311
01:04:32,595 --> 01:04:35,041
Help keep shit 100.
You know what I'm saying?

1312
01:04:35,195 --> 01:04:36,765
After that,

1313
01:04:37,275 --> 01:04:39,881
- New Jack here is yours.
- Um...

1314
01:04:40,915 --> 01:04:44,556
I think we'd prefer to stick
to the original arrangement.

1315
01:04:44,715 --> 01:04:46,046
You know what I'm saying?

1316
01:04:47,155 --> 01:04:48,566
Okay, I see.

1317
01:04:49,555 --> 01:04:51,000
Driving up the price.

1318
01:04:51,555 --> 01:04:53,717
Okay, 10 G's plus New Jack.

1319
01:04:54,835 --> 01:04:55,961
Nah.

1320
01:04:56,355 --> 01:04:57,516
Cheddar.

1321
01:04:57,875 --> 01:04:59,286
We just want the cat.

1322
01:04:59,835 --> 01:05:02,759
Shark Tank and I,
we getting a little sleepy.

1323
01:05:03,515 --> 01:05:04,516
Sleepy?

1324
01:05:04,675 --> 01:05:07,565
Hell, yeah, nigga, we sleepy.

1325
01:05:08,555 --> 01:05:10,603
And when them Allentown niggas get tired,

1326
01:05:10,795 --> 01:05:12,365
we gotta catch some Z's,

1327
01:05:12,515 --> 01:05:15,280
or else Allentown niggas get cranky.

1328
01:05:17,275 --> 01:05:18,322
20.

1329
01:05:19,795 --> 01:05:21,240
Straight up.

1330
01:05:21,395 --> 01:05:24,524
Now, I know y'all ain't
gonna turn down 20 G's.

1331
01:05:25,075 --> 01:05:26,122
I mean, shit.

1332
01:05:26,275 --> 01:05:29,279
That's a lot of money even by
Allentown standards, right?

1333
01:05:29,955 --> 01:05:30,956
Well...

1334
01:05:31,115 --> 01:05:33,721
Let me tell you about Allentown standards.

1335
01:05:35,635 --> 01:05:38,036
By Allentown standards,

1336
01:05:38,235 --> 01:05:39,805
when a nigga make a deal,

1337
01:05:41,115 --> 01:05:43,482
a nigga make a goddamn deal.

1338
01:05:43,995 --> 01:05:45,042
Ooh... Shark...

1339
01:05:45,195 --> 01:05:47,641
And didn't nobody say nothing

1340
01:05:47,795 --> 01:05:50,605
about no exchange tomorrow.

1341
01:05:51,475 --> 01:05:54,365
So, let me tell you
how it's gonna go down.

1342
01:05:55,315 --> 01:05:58,159
You gonna give us our goddamn cat,

1343
01:05:58,315 --> 01:06:02,161
and we gonna be on our
goddamn way, Spencer!

1344
01:06:02,315 --> 01:06:03,601
Uh, Cheddar.

1345
01:06:07,515 --> 01:06:09,836
Take pimpin' upstairs
to the office for me.

1346
01:06:09,995 --> 01:06:12,839
- Give him some of that catnip he like.
- Mmm-hmm.

1347
01:06:16,915 --> 01:06:18,121
You know, um,

1348
01:06:19,755 --> 01:06:21,405
maybe, just maybe,

1349
01:06:21,555 --> 01:06:23,842
just take a little time
to think about my offer.

1350
01:06:24,035 --> 01:06:25,924
We don't need time. We need...

1351
01:06:26,115 --> 01:06:27,162
Time is good.

1352
01:06:27,315 --> 01:06:29,317
We need some time. You need some time.

1353
01:06:29,475 --> 01:06:31,284
We'll take some. You take some.

1354
01:06:31,435 --> 01:06:34,484
You do it here. We'll do it over here.

1355
01:06:36,675 --> 01:06:38,484
- What are you doing?
- What am I doing?

1356
01:06:38,635 --> 01:06:40,000
This motherfucker trying to side wind us.

1357
01:06:40,155 --> 01:06:41,316
What the fuck are you doing, Tech?

1358
01:06:41,475 --> 01:06:43,842
I'm not Tech. I'm not Tech.
I'm Rell. Clarence.

1359
01:06:43,995 --> 01:06:45,679
Well, I was staying in character.

1360
01:06:45,835 --> 01:06:48,645
What are you, Daniel Day-Lewis
all of a sudden? Come on, man!

1361
01:06:48,795 --> 01:06:50,684
Look, I spoke to Hannah on the phone,

1362
01:06:50,835 --> 01:06:53,406
- and she said that Spencer did something.
- What?

1363
01:06:53,555 --> 01:06:55,000
She wouldn't tell me, man. She hung up!

1364
01:06:55,155 --> 01:06:56,156
Okay...

1365
01:06:56,355 --> 01:06:59,040
It can't be that bad if she didn't say.

1366
01:07:00,515 --> 01:07:03,564
You almost got us killed, man, okay?

1367
01:07:03,715 --> 01:07:05,365
Look, Keanu needs you.

1368
01:07:05,515 --> 01:07:07,882
I need you. I need you.

1369
01:07:09,875 --> 01:07:11,036
- Okay?
- Yeah.

1370
01:07:11,195 --> 01:07:12,356
Okay. Then come on.

1371
01:07:12,515 --> 01:07:13,676
Okay. I'm good. I'm good.

1372
01:07:13,875 --> 01:07:15,877
All right. Let's get Keanu.
Let's get out of here.

1373
01:07:16,035 --> 01:07:17,082
Yes.

1374
01:07:27,755 --> 01:07:29,757
Watch the door. Keanu!

1375
01:07:30,195 --> 01:07:31,435
Keanu!

1376
01:07:35,995 --> 01:07:37,724
I said I was gonna take care of you.

1377
01:07:38,275 --> 01:07:40,039
And I failed.

1378
01:07:40,915 --> 01:07:42,644
But I'm here now.

1379
01:07:43,875 --> 01:07:45,036
Get that off you.

1380
01:07:45,235 --> 01:07:46,885
I'm here for you, buddy.

1381
01:07:47,075 --> 01:07:48,486
I love you.

1382
01:07:51,995 --> 01:07:53,156
Okay.

1383
01:07:53,475 --> 01:07:55,159
All right, go, go, go. Just walk.

1384
01:07:55,315 --> 01:07:58,241
I see. I get it now, because
when I stand up for myself,

1385
01:07:58,395 --> 01:07:59,760
that means I'm standing up
for Hannah and Belle,

1386
01:07:59,915 --> 01:08:02,162
and when I don't stand up for myself,
I'm not standing up for them.

1387
01:08:02,315 --> 01:08:05,080
Clarence, you can keep on talking,
but just know, I think we just won.

1388
01:08:05,595 --> 01:08:06,596
Oh.

1389
01:08:06,755 --> 01:08:08,245
Oh, my gosh, you're right.

1390
01:08:08,395 --> 01:08:09,806
Gosh, that was so weird, wasn't it?

1391
01:08:09,955 --> 01:08:11,400
I mean, we just walked right out of there.

1392
01:08:25,275 --> 01:08:26,515
Biscuits.

1393
01:08:31,035 --> 01:08:32,116
Hey, buddy.

1394
01:08:32,275 --> 01:08:33,356
Hey.

1395
01:08:40,595 --> 01:08:43,439
Oh... Fuck me.

1396
01:08:43,595 --> 01:08:44,676
What?

1397
01:08:44,955 --> 01:08:46,480
Oh, you know what?

1398
01:08:46,675 --> 01:08:48,086
Guess you don't know who you messing with

1399
01:08:48,235 --> 01:08:50,715
because you being
crazy disrespectful right now.

1400
01:08:50,875 --> 01:08:54,038
Hey! If you fucking touch
one hair on my cat's head,

1401
01:08:54,195 --> 01:08:55,242
I will kill you!

1402
01:08:55,875 --> 01:08:58,481
- Help!
- Never mind.

1403
01:08:59,995 --> 01:09:01,326
Okay, yes, yes.

1404
01:09:02,035 --> 01:09:03,480
Putting them down. Putting the guns down.

1405
01:09:03,635 --> 01:09:04,966
Yes, that's good.
Yes, thank you, thank you!

1406
01:09:05,115 --> 01:09:06,162
- Hey.
- Thank you.

1407
01:09:07,955 --> 01:09:09,639
- They like Keanu.
- That's good.

1408
01:09:09,795 --> 01:09:11,957
We do, too. We like Keanu as well.

1409
01:09:12,155 --> 01:09:13,805
Everybody here seems to like Keanu,

1410
01:09:13,995 --> 01:09:16,316
so we can agree on that, right, guys?

1411
01:09:16,475 --> 01:09:18,239
Hey, we're fun dudes. We're friends!

1412
01:09:18,395 --> 01:09:20,636
Please! What do you want from us?

1413
01:09:20,835 --> 01:09:22,678
- Oh, God!
- Oh, fuck.

1414
01:09:22,875 --> 01:09:24,320
Oh, my God. Are those tiny penises?

1415
01:09:24,475 --> 01:09:25,522
No!

1416
01:09:25,715 --> 01:09:28,241
Please, Lord, let those be fingers.

1417
01:09:28,395 --> 01:09:30,045
They're fucking fingers, man.
They're fucking fingers.

1418
01:09:30,195 --> 01:09:31,481
Oh, my God!

1419
01:09:35,315 --> 01:09:36,919
Hey! Listen, if you let us go,

1420
01:09:37,075 --> 01:09:38,315
I might be able to get you visitor passes

1421
01:09:38,515 --> 01:09:40,756
to a meeting of the Senate
Foreign Relations Committee

1422
01:09:40,915 --> 01:09:42,041
if they're not in a closed session!

1423
01:09:42,195 --> 01:09:43,196
Oh, my gosh!

1424
01:09:47,635 --> 01:09:48,682
That just worked.

1425
01:09:48,835 --> 01:09:51,361
I don't fucking know how that worked.

1426
01:09:51,515 --> 01:09:52,846
I have a friend. I have a friend.

1427
01:09:53,035 --> 01:09:54,844
A friend of mine went to grade
school with the speechwriter

1428
01:09:55,035 --> 01:09:57,083
for John Kerry, a former
presidential candidate.

1429
01:09:57,235 --> 01:09:58,600
Oh, my God. I think this is working.

1430
01:09:58,755 --> 01:10:00,245
- No.
- Why would this be working?

1431
01:10:00,395 --> 01:10:03,956
I think that they
are going to murder us to death!

1432
01:10:04,115 --> 01:10:05,276
Oh, my God!

1433
01:10:05,435 --> 01:10:07,437
Lord save me now, please!

1434
01:10:07,595 --> 01:10:09,040
Oh, fuck.

1435
01:10:12,915 --> 01:10:13,916
Keanu.

1436
01:10:16,955 --> 01:10:19,037
No! What is that one?

1437
01:10:20,115 --> 01:10:22,402
- Why are you doing this?
- Buddy...

1438
01:10:22,555 --> 01:10:24,762
Gentlemen, please,
why can't we just talk about this?

1439
01:10:24,915 --> 01:10:26,041
Can't we just...

1440
01:10:26,235 --> 01:10:27,236
Okay, ready?

1441
01:10:27,395 --> 01:10:28,396
Just take a deep breath...

1442
01:10:28,555 --> 01:10:29,556
Get that bitch!

1443
01:10:31,355 --> 01:10:32,595
Get that bitch!

1444
01:10:33,555 --> 01:10:35,603
Get that bitch.

1445
01:10:35,755 --> 01:10:37,325
Yeah, get that bitch!

1446
01:10:40,035 --> 01:10:41,605
Get that, bitch!

1447
01:10:43,395 --> 01:10:45,079
No, not the fucking knife.

1448
01:10:45,235 --> 01:10:46,282
Man.

1449
01:10:46,435 --> 01:10:47,596
I'm saying...

1450
01:10:47,795 --> 01:10:49,001
I don't know what I'm saying.

1451
01:10:49,155 --> 01:10:52,079
I don't know... Wait, wait, wait.
I think we're gonna need more time.

1452
01:10:52,235 --> 01:10:53,316
Just give us a little bit more time.

1453
01:10:53,475 --> 01:10:55,762
Sir, I'm begging you, please.

1454
01:10:55,915 --> 01:10:57,679
Think about, dig in to
yourselves, into your souls.

1455
01:10:57,835 --> 01:10:59,917
Why would you have to
do something like this?

1456
01:11:00,075 --> 01:11:01,076
Please, no.

1457
01:11:01,235 --> 01:11:02,566
Oh, God. Oh, God.

1458
01:11:03,075 --> 01:11:04,315
Oh, my God.

1459
01:11:07,475 --> 01:11:09,079
I got you!

1460
01:11:09,275 --> 01:11:11,164
Yes!

1461
01:11:12,435 --> 01:11:13,766
Yes! Yes! Oh, God, yes!

1462
01:11:13,915 --> 01:11:15,599
Yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, Rell.

1463
01:11:15,755 --> 01:11:17,120
- Back up!
- Thank you, God, for this!

1464
01:11:17,275 --> 01:11:18,606
Back up!

1465
01:11:18,755 --> 01:11:20,564
Okay. Yes. We gotcha!

1466
01:11:20,715 --> 01:11:22,763
Fucking got you, motherfucker!

1467
01:11:22,955 --> 01:11:25,083
Just don't move, all right?

1468
01:11:25,235 --> 01:11:27,476
We're gonna take our cat,
and we're gonna be on our way!

1469
01:11:27,635 --> 01:11:29,080
- If you don't mind.
- Keanu!

1470
01:11:29,235 --> 01:11:30,282
- Keanu!
- Keanu!

1471
01:11:30,915 --> 01:11:31,996
Keanu!

1472
01:11:32,635 --> 01:11:33,966
Keanu!

1473
01:11:34,115 --> 01:11:35,799
Drop the fucking... Hey, back up!

1474
01:11:35,955 --> 01:11:37,764
What are you doing? Stop moving forward!

1475
01:11:37,915 --> 01:11:38,962
Stop walking!

1476
01:11:39,115 --> 01:11:40,162
Stop walking toward us!

1477
01:11:40,315 --> 01:11:41,476
Stay right there!

1478
01:11:41,635 --> 01:11:42,761
Why are you walking toward us?

1479
01:11:42,915 --> 01:11:44,121
Why are you walking toward us?

1480
01:11:44,275 --> 01:11:45,845
Hey, knock it off! Knock it off!

1481
01:11:45,995 --> 01:11:48,362
We will fire these guns and
shoot bullets into your body.

1482
01:11:48,515 --> 01:11:50,597
Count of three.
We gotta fucking shoot them.

1483
01:11:50,755 --> 01:11:52,644
I can't shoot them!
I will not kill somebody.

1484
01:11:52,795 --> 01:11:54,479
- Clarence, we gotta do it!
- I cannot do it!

1485
01:11:54,635 --> 01:11:55,682
Okay, one...

1486
01:12:06,235 --> 01:12:07,316
I said the count of three.

1487
01:12:07,475 --> 01:12:08,601
I know. I'm sorry.

1488
01:12:08,795 --> 01:12:10,524
- I said the count of three.
- I heard you say...

1489
01:12:10,675 --> 01:12:12,200
- Yeah.
- I heard it. Oh, my God!

1490
01:12:12,355 --> 01:12:13,686
We've killed people!

1491
01:12:13,835 --> 01:12:15,075
Why "we"?

1492
01:12:15,235 --> 01:12:16,475
Why "we"? No, you did it!

1493
01:12:16,675 --> 01:12:18,120
- What, no!
- I didn't shoot anybody.

1494
01:12:30,515 --> 01:12:31,801
Okay.

1495
01:12:32,155 --> 01:12:33,520
Okay, we just murdered those people.

1496
01:12:33,675 --> 01:12:34,836
- That's okay. All right.
- Okay.

1497
01:12:34,995 --> 01:12:37,839
- We should go. We should go.
- Ah...

1498
01:12:38,075 --> 01:12:39,406
Keanu!

1499
01:12:39,555 --> 01:12:40,886
Here, kitty, kitty!

1500
01:12:41,075 --> 01:12:42,281
Oh, God.

1501
01:12:42,435 --> 01:12:44,039
Uh... Kitty, kitty!

1502
01:12:44,835 --> 01:12:46,360
Keanu!

1503
01:13:03,635 --> 01:13:05,763
Thought y'all motherfuckers was dead.

1504
01:13:06,555 --> 01:13:08,796
Didn't say goodbye or nothing.

1505
01:13:08,955 --> 01:13:10,798
Oh, and my cat, New Jack?

1506
01:13:10,955 --> 01:13:14,084
The one I would never give up
to two niggas like y'all?

1507
01:13:14,275 --> 01:13:15,845
He was gone, too.

1508
01:13:15,995 --> 01:13:18,123
And now I see that you are, in fact,

1509
01:13:18,275 --> 01:13:20,881
holding that nigga New Jack as we speak.

1510
01:13:21,075 --> 01:13:22,315
Hi-C,

1511
01:13:22,715 --> 01:13:24,160
get my cat.

1512
01:13:30,515 --> 01:13:32,085
Hey, hey, you two!

1513
01:13:32,995 --> 01:13:33,996
What's that?

1514
01:13:34,155 --> 01:13:35,236
That?

1515
01:13:36,515 --> 01:13:38,085
That's just a nigga in the trunk, man.

1516
01:13:38,235 --> 01:13:39,680
What you think?

1517
01:13:39,835 --> 01:13:41,439
Because that's how we roll, motherfucker.

1518
01:13:41,635 --> 01:13:42,682
That's our car.

1519
01:13:42,835 --> 01:13:44,758
We be putting niggas
in this trunk all the time.

1520
01:13:44,915 --> 01:13:47,077
This the last day this
motherfucker's alive, man.

1521
01:13:47,235 --> 01:13:48,236
Oh, shit! Don't kill me!

1522
01:13:48,435 --> 01:13:49,880
- Oh, shit.
- What?

1523
01:13:50,035 --> 01:13:51,082
Oh, Rell!

1524
01:13:51,235 --> 01:13:52,760
Rell's cousin! Fuck!

1525
01:13:52,915 --> 01:13:54,155
Make sure you got your keys.

1526
01:13:54,355 --> 01:13:55,561
Here's the deal, man.

1527
01:13:55,715 --> 01:13:57,763
This nigga right here? He stole your cat.

1528
01:13:57,915 --> 01:13:58,916
That's him.

1529
01:13:59,075 --> 01:14:00,725
We just got your cat back for you.

1530
01:14:00,875 --> 01:14:02,206
That is a hurtful lie!

1531
01:14:02,355 --> 01:14:03,356
Yo, Cheddar.

1532
01:14:03,515 --> 01:14:04,516
That's Hulka.

1533
01:14:04,675 --> 01:14:07,042
That's whose apartment that Trunk and Bud
stole the cat from.

1534
01:14:07,195 --> 01:14:08,685
He probably tryin' to steal him back.

1535
01:14:08,835 --> 01:14:10,519
Yo, it wasn't my place!
It was their place!

1536
01:14:10,675 --> 01:14:11,836
- There you go.
- That's what happened.

1537
01:14:11,995 --> 01:14:13,804
Your girl know what's up.

1538
01:14:13,955 --> 01:14:15,286
Give me the keys. Give me the keys.

1539
01:14:15,435 --> 01:14:17,085
You don't need to...

1540
01:14:17,715 --> 01:14:18,716
Cheddar. Look,

1541
01:14:18,875 --> 01:14:19,876
I don't even know if you remember this.

1542
01:14:20,035 --> 01:14:22,117
I met you at the club once. Hulka. Hulka.

1543
01:14:22,275 --> 01:14:23,276
Look, come on, man...

1544
01:14:23,435 --> 01:14:24,436
Kill this motherfucker.

1545
01:14:24,635 --> 01:14:26,763
- What? No! Come on, man!
- Kill him?

1546
01:14:26,915 --> 01:14:29,236
Like, end his life so
the motherfucker expires?

1547
01:14:29,435 --> 01:14:30,766
Take the soul out of his body?

1548
01:14:30,915 --> 01:14:32,565
But we can't do that,
and I'll tell you why.

1549
01:14:32,715 --> 01:14:34,046
Because we don't have a gun.

1550
01:14:34,195 --> 01:14:35,560
- We ain't got no guns.
- That's why.

1551
01:14:35,715 --> 01:14:36,796
This...

1552
01:14:39,395 --> 01:14:41,523
- Thank you.
- Appreciate it.

1553
01:14:41,675 --> 01:14:43,165
- Thanks for the gun.
- I really appreciate it.

1554
01:14:43,315 --> 01:14:45,317
You looking out, and that's why
I respect you, Cheddar.

1555
01:14:45,475 --> 01:14:48,445
That was efficient as fuck. Um...

1556
01:14:49,795 --> 01:14:51,479
Hey, you know what, Techtonic?

1557
01:14:51,635 --> 01:14:53,000
What's that?

1558
01:14:53,995 --> 01:14:55,440
Do the honors, dawg.

1559
01:14:57,435 --> 01:14:59,164
You one considerate motherfucker.

1560
01:14:59,315 --> 01:15:01,556
- I do what I can, dirt.
- Just do it!

1561
01:15:02,315 --> 01:15:03,885
No, no, please don't!

1562
01:15:04,035 --> 01:15:05,685
Don't kill me. Don't shoot me!
I don't want to die.

1563
01:15:06,035 --> 01:15:07,958
Come on, I just want to build motorcycles,

1564
01:15:08,115 --> 01:15:10,482
and be a stunt man in my spare time, yo!

1565
01:15:10,635 --> 01:15:12,683
Oh, God, I didn't want this.

1566
01:15:12,915 --> 01:15:14,599
Rell, Rell.

1567
01:15:15,235 --> 01:15:16,361
Come on, bro.

1568
01:15:18,475 --> 01:15:19,761
Fucking do it.

1569
01:15:21,515 --> 01:15:22,562
Can't do it!

1570
01:15:25,515 --> 01:15:28,041
And you have many more guns than I do.

1571
01:15:28,195 --> 01:15:29,959
So, I give you this one.

1572
01:15:30,115 --> 01:15:31,605
Y'all ain't from fuckin' Allentown.

1573
01:15:31,755 --> 01:15:32,916
Fuckin' knew it.

1574
01:15:33,075 --> 01:15:34,486
In a sense,

1575
01:15:34,635 --> 01:15:36,842
aren't we all from Allentown?

1576
01:15:36,995 --> 01:15:40,522
George Michael is
a real nigga, though, right?

1577
01:15:40,715 --> 01:15:42,717
He's not black. I lied about that.

1578
01:15:42,875 --> 01:15:44,081
He is not black, and I apologize.

1579
01:15:44,235 --> 01:15:45,236
Nah!

1580
01:15:45,395 --> 01:15:47,238
And he probably
had a fuckin' father figure

1581
01:15:47,395 --> 01:15:48,806
the whole fuckin' time.

1582
01:15:50,235 --> 01:15:51,805
I can't speak to that.

1583
01:15:51,955 --> 01:15:53,002
I don't know the man personally.

1584
01:15:53,155 --> 01:15:54,680
Bitch, shut the fuck up!

1585
01:15:54,835 --> 01:15:55,961
You don't get to talk!

1586
01:15:56,715 --> 01:15:58,399
Y'all talk too damn much.

1587
01:15:58,755 --> 01:16:01,565
- I don't talk that much.
- What?

1588
01:16:02,235 --> 01:16:03,521
Take this nigga out.

1589
01:16:03,675 --> 01:16:05,006
No! Please!

1590
01:16:05,195 --> 01:16:06,560
Not in front of us.
Please, not in front of us.

1591
01:16:07,675 --> 01:16:08,722
Oh.

1592
01:16:08,875 --> 01:16:11,606
Just taking me out from the trunk?
Oh, thank you.

1593
01:16:12,355 --> 01:16:13,595
And put him in our trunk.

1594
01:16:13,755 --> 01:16:15,086
Aw, man.

1595
01:16:15,235 --> 01:16:16,282
Okay. Okay.

1596
01:16:16,435 --> 01:16:18,085
Well, anything better
than being shot, you heard?

1597
01:16:18,235 --> 01:16:20,920
Right? Oh, I stand corrected! No, no, no!

1598
01:16:21,715 --> 01:16:23,080
No, no, no!

1599
01:16:26,115 --> 01:16:27,321
No, no, no!

1600
01:16:27,475 --> 01:16:29,239
Oh, this is fucking gross!

1601
01:16:29,395 --> 01:16:30,999
Oh, this is fuckin'...

1602
01:16:34,715 --> 01:16:35,762
Motherfucker!

1603
01:16:35,915 --> 01:16:38,043
- So, my name is Rell.
- And I am Clarence.

1604
01:16:38,195 --> 01:16:39,321
Look.

1605
01:16:39,475 --> 01:16:41,284
You two morons is coming with us.

1606
01:16:41,435 --> 01:16:44,757
Allentown or not, y'all gonna
be my Allentown niggas today.

1607
01:16:45,635 --> 01:16:49,321
You do anything stupid,
and you're fuckin' dead.

1608
01:16:49,715 --> 01:16:50,716
- Okay.
- Yep.

1609
01:16:50,875 --> 01:16:52,320
That goes without saying at this point.

1610
01:16:52,475 --> 01:16:54,125
That gun is so close to my head.

1611
01:16:54,275 --> 01:16:55,800
Is that necessary?

1612
01:17:32,235 --> 01:17:34,681
Welcome to my home, guys. How you doing?

1613
01:17:34,835 --> 01:17:38,123
Anything? Beer, wine, liquor, girls?

1614
01:17:38,275 --> 01:17:39,322
Videogames?

1615
01:17:41,355 --> 01:17:42,402
No?

1616
01:17:42,835 --> 01:17:44,599
Bacon Diaz.

1617
01:17:45,835 --> 01:17:47,325
I heard you had a baller crib,

1618
01:17:47,475 --> 01:17:50,718
but this is practically
Neverland fuckin' Ranch out here.

1619
01:17:51,315 --> 01:17:53,556
Thank you. Thanks.

1620
01:17:53,715 --> 01:17:55,797
Who the fuck is...

1621
01:17:55,955 --> 01:17:57,161
That's them.

1622
01:17:57,315 --> 01:17:58,396
That's them?

1623
01:17:58,555 --> 01:18:00,398
The Allentown niggas.

1624
01:18:00,995 --> 01:18:02,485
Los Phantomas?

1625
01:18:03,035 --> 01:18:05,515
Yep. They the ones
that killed your cousin.

1626
01:18:06,555 --> 01:18:08,557
And we here to collect the bounty.

1627
01:18:08,715 --> 01:18:09,762
Wait...

1628
01:18:09,915 --> 01:18:12,156
No fuckin' way these guys
could be the Phantomas, man.

1629
01:18:12,315 --> 01:18:13,680
They're like shadows, man.

1630
01:18:13,835 --> 01:18:16,042
They're like the boogeyman
and shit, you know?

1631
01:18:16,195 --> 01:18:17,526
- No, you're right.
- Good eye.

1632
01:18:17,675 --> 01:18:19,803
But what happened was
I was trying to get my cat.

1633
01:18:19,995 --> 01:18:21,838
- That's his cat.
- And his name is Keanu.

1634
01:18:21,995 --> 01:18:22,996
It's this cat right there!

1635
01:18:23,155 --> 01:18:24,839
Iglesias?

1636
01:18:25,395 --> 01:18:27,363
That's my cousin's cat.

1637
01:18:28,115 --> 01:18:29,116
They took him?

1638
01:18:29,275 --> 01:18:30,561
Who? Who?

1639
01:18:30,755 --> 01:18:32,166
Oh, shit.
Somebody's getting an ass whippin'.

1640
01:18:32,315 --> 01:18:34,317
- Let's go. Come on!
- Yeah!

1641
01:18:34,915 --> 01:18:36,201
God damn right, they had him.

1642
01:18:36,355 --> 01:18:37,720
- We did not have him.
- No.

1643
01:18:37,875 --> 01:18:39,559
No, no, no. There's no way, sir.

1644
01:18:39,715 --> 01:18:41,205
That cat just was found on his doorstep.

1645
01:18:41,395 --> 01:18:42,556
That cat's name is Keanu.

1646
01:18:42,715 --> 01:18:44,365
- I know because I named him.
- And has been his for months.

1647
01:18:44,515 --> 01:18:45,676
It's too much of a coincidence...

1648
01:18:46,435 --> 01:18:47,675
So, it was them?

1649
01:18:47,835 --> 01:18:49,246
Shit, yeah, it was them.

1650
01:18:49,395 --> 01:18:50,920
No! No, it was not us.

1651
01:18:51,075 --> 01:18:52,645
Do we got a deal or what?

1652
01:19:00,075 --> 01:19:01,076
Deal.

1653
01:19:01,235 --> 01:19:02,236
Deal. Why is it a deal?

1654
01:19:02,395 --> 01:19:04,318
Don't make the deal,
because we're not those guys.

1655
01:19:04,475 --> 01:19:05,601
Show them.

1656
01:19:05,795 --> 01:19:07,240
Give me a second before I kill you.

1657
01:19:07,395 --> 01:19:09,762
Oh, God!

1658
01:19:09,915 --> 01:19:11,121
Come on, man!

1659
01:19:11,315 --> 01:19:13,636
Why is everybody being hasty?

1660
01:19:13,795 --> 01:19:15,206
Get Iglesias.

1661
01:19:17,035 --> 01:19:18,764
Whoa. Wait a minute.

1662
01:19:18,915 --> 01:19:20,883
I was thinking I would hold on to the cat.

1663
01:19:21,875 --> 01:19:23,798
Okay. See, there's a problem with that,

1664
01:19:23,955 --> 01:19:27,084
because Iglesias belongs to my family.

1665
01:19:27,435 --> 01:19:30,604
I wanna give him to my aunt, so she can
have something to remember my cousin by.

1666
01:19:30,755 --> 01:19:31,756
You know?

1667
01:19:31,915 --> 01:19:33,997
So, that's non-negotiable.

1668
01:19:34,595 --> 01:19:36,279
Deal breaker.

1669
01:19:36,755 --> 01:19:37,995
Deal breaker.

1670
01:19:38,155 --> 01:19:39,441
Don't think too long, kid.

1671
01:19:39,595 --> 01:19:41,324
Don't think too long.

1672
01:19:43,715 --> 01:19:45,444
Aight, Papi.

1673
01:19:48,155 --> 01:19:49,520
Look here, man.

1674
01:19:51,275 --> 01:19:52,720
Oh, God.

1675
01:19:54,995 --> 01:19:56,201
Bottom line is...

1676
01:19:56,355 --> 01:19:57,436
Light this bitch up!

1677
01:20:25,115 --> 01:20:26,526
Stitches!

1678
01:20:27,075 --> 01:20:28,486
You need help?

1679
01:20:28,635 --> 01:20:30,205
Nah!

1680
01:20:32,635 --> 01:20:34,319
Rell, Rell! Look, look!

1681
01:20:34,475 --> 01:20:35,886
They're communicating.

1682
01:20:36,715 --> 01:20:37,716
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out!

1683
01:20:37,875 --> 01:20:39,445
I got you!

1684
01:20:49,995 --> 01:20:51,042
Awesome!

1685
01:20:51,195 --> 01:20:53,004
I know. Yeah. Oh.

1686
01:20:59,675 --> 01:21:00,801
Hi-C!

1687
01:21:05,355 --> 01:21:06,959
Get the damn cat!

1688
01:21:08,075 --> 01:21:09,884
- Get the damn cat!
- Fuck!

1689
01:21:18,515 --> 01:21:19,676
No, Rell! Whoa!

1690
01:21:20,675 --> 01:21:22,837
Hey! You will die!

1691
01:21:22,995 --> 01:21:24,679
Then get my back.

1692
01:22:16,075 --> 01:22:17,600
Don't tell me you just tried to flip,

1693
01:22:17,755 --> 01:22:19,325
'cause you flopped, stupid!

1694
01:22:19,475 --> 01:22:20,601
Give me the cat.

1695
01:22:20,755 --> 01:22:22,280
- Give me the cat.
- No! Keanu!

1696
01:22:22,435 --> 01:22:23,436
Come on, Iglesias.

1697
01:22:23,595 --> 01:22:24,642
Who's going home?

1698
01:22:24,795 --> 01:22:26,718
Going home, home...

1699
01:22:27,275 --> 01:22:28,720
Rell... No! Why!

1700
01:22:28,915 --> 01:22:31,486
He's got Keanu!

1701
01:22:31,955 --> 01:22:33,241
Where'd he go?

1702
01:22:33,395 --> 01:22:34,476
Let's go.

1703
01:22:35,115 --> 01:22:37,163
I got you, Iglesias. Here we go. Okay.

1704
01:22:37,315 --> 01:22:38,601
Manny, open the car. Open the car.

1705
01:22:39,115 --> 01:22:40,162
I got Iglesias.

1706
01:22:40,795 --> 01:22:41,796
Go, go, go.

1707
01:22:41,955 --> 01:22:43,081
Where are you going?

1708
01:22:43,235 --> 01:22:44,964
- Your house!
- My house?

1709
01:22:46,715 --> 01:22:48,126
What are you doing?

1710
01:22:49,075 --> 01:22:50,156
What? Rell!

1711
01:22:50,315 --> 01:22:52,636
Rell, you can't drive!

1712
01:22:54,155 --> 01:22:55,919
Unbelievable. What...

1713
01:23:14,835 --> 01:23:16,166
- I'll shoot you!
- Oh, fuck!

1714
01:23:16,315 --> 01:23:18,317
You ain't gonna fuckin' shoot the driver!

1715
01:23:18,475 --> 01:23:19,761
What are you doing?

1716
01:23:19,915 --> 01:23:20,962
Oh, shit!

1717
01:23:21,115 --> 01:23:22,685
Yeah, motherfucker!

1718
01:23:22,835 --> 01:23:23,996
Oh, fuck! Look out!

1719
01:23:24,155 --> 01:23:25,919
I don't even know how to fuckin' drive!

1720
01:23:27,995 --> 01:23:29,679
I'm coming, Rell!

1721
01:23:29,995 --> 01:23:31,281
Oh, fuck!

1722
01:23:31,475 --> 01:23:33,284
Why did I grab a stick shift?

1723
01:23:35,715 --> 01:23:36,841
Whoa...

1724
01:23:43,235 --> 01:23:44,361
Oh, shit!

1725
01:23:45,995 --> 01:23:47,042
Fuck, yeah!

1726
01:23:47,195 --> 01:23:48,196
Oh, shit!

1727
01:23:50,675 --> 01:23:51,836
Oh...

1728
01:23:52,035 --> 01:23:53,560
Sorry! I'm sorry.

1729
01:23:54,075 --> 01:23:56,396
Oh, my God!

1730
01:23:56,915 --> 01:23:57,916
Okay, here he is.

1731
01:23:58,075 --> 01:23:59,759
You're not getting away from me!

1732
01:23:59,915 --> 01:24:01,883
Red light! Coming through the red light!

1733
01:24:04,275 --> 01:24:05,356
Yo!

1734
01:24:08,075 --> 01:24:09,156
Whoo!

1735
01:24:09,315 --> 01:24:11,079
Oh, my God, Rell! What are you doing?

1736
01:24:11,235 --> 01:24:12,441
Right now. Turn around.

1737
01:24:13,915 --> 01:24:15,041
Shit!

1738
01:24:17,595 --> 01:24:19,563
Fuck!

1739
01:24:20,035 --> 01:24:21,241
You okay, Keanu?

1740
01:24:25,635 --> 01:24:27,842
Why are we going through red lights?
I'm sorry! Sorry!

1741
01:24:33,395 --> 01:24:35,238
I can't fuckin' hear
what you're saying, bro!

1742
01:24:36,115 --> 01:24:37,719
Listen to me!

1743
01:24:38,515 --> 01:24:40,040
Oh, shit!

1744
01:24:43,995 --> 01:24:44,996
Oh!

1745
01:24:46,635 --> 01:24:48,239
That fuckin' hurts!

1746
01:24:48,395 --> 01:24:49,396
Okay, okay.

1747
01:24:53,235 --> 01:24:54,236
Keanu!

1748
01:24:54,755 --> 01:24:56,245
Come here.

1749
01:24:56,435 --> 01:24:57,960
Come here, Keanu.

1750
01:24:58,115 --> 01:24:59,924
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!

1751
01:25:01,075 --> 01:25:02,600
- You come here!
- Fuck!

1752
01:25:02,755 --> 01:25:04,564
I'ma punch you in the head.

1753
01:25:15,355 --> 01:25:16,516
Ah...

1754
01:25:18,995 --> 01:25:19,996
Oh...

1755
01:25:20,155 --> 01:25:22,237
- Yes! Yes!
- Get him off me!

1756
01:25:22,395 --> 01:25:24,397
Get that bitch, Keanu!

1757
01:25:26,795 --> 01:25:29,116
Oh, shit!

1758
01:25:31,835 --> 01:25:32,882
Oh!

1759
01:25:49,795 --> 01:25:50,956
Oh...

1760
01:25:51,915 --> 01:25:53,326
Fuck.

1761
01:26:00,635 --> 01:26:01,841
Fuck.

1762
01:26:04,835 --> 01:26:05,836
Oh...

1763
01:26:06,955 --> 01:26:08,445
Keanu!

1764
01:26:09,955 --> 01:26:11,320
Oh, man.

1765
01:26:16,235 --> 01:26:17,521
Of course you're alive.

1766
01:26:20,275 --> 01:26:21,356
What?

1767
01:26:21,515 --> 01:26:23,882
You got a-fuckin'-nother gun in your ass?

1768
01:26:24,035 --> 01:26:25,321
What?

1769
01:26:27,955 --> 01:26:29,002
Shit!

1770
01:26:29,195 --> 01:26:32,961
Who the fuck taught you how to drive,
you bad-driving bitch?

1771
01:26:33,395 --> 01:26:34,999
I don't drive.

1772
01:26:37,875 --> 01:26:39,206
He does.

1773
01:26:41,515 --> 01:26:43,836
- Oh...
- Whoo!

1774
01:26:46,555 --> 01:26:49,240
- That's my cousin!
- I got him!

1775
01:26:49,395 --> 01:26:51,716
Clarence, you did it, man!
Fuck, you did it, cuz!

1776
01:26:51,875 --> 01:26:53,365
That was so fuckin' badass!

1777
01:26:53,555 --> 01:26:54,716
Oh, thanks, man.

1778
01:26:54,875 --> 01:26:57,196
- I can't find Keanu!
- Keanu! Shit!

1779
01:26:57,675 --> 01:26:58,722
God, ow.

1780
01:26:58,875 --> 01:27:00,718
What the fuck is wrong with you?

1781
01:27:00,875 --> 01:27:03,242
Trying to kill me with my kid's car!

1782
01:27:03,915 --> 01:27:05,326
No.

1783
01:27:05,835 --> 01:27:07,997
I'm unkillable.

1784
01:27:17,075 --> 01:27:18,315
What the fuck?

1785
01:27:19,075 --> 01:27:22,443
Blips was supposed to run this game, man.

1786
01:27:22,595 --> 01:27:24,120
We supposed to own this city.

1787
01:27:24,275 --> 01:27:26,926
And y'all fuckin' ruined it.
Y'all fucked everything up.

1788
01:27:27,435 --> 01:27:28,721
I lost my money.

1789
01:27:28,875 --> 01:27:30,764
I lost my cat.

1790
01:27:31,515 --> 01:27:32,880
I still gotta get mines, though.

1791
01:27:33,035 --> 01:27:34,241
The only way I know how.

1792
01:27:34,395 --> 01:27:35,760
Cheddar!

1793
01:27:36,195 --> 01:27:37,356
You're under arrest.

1794
01:27:38,355 --> 01:27:40,244
What?

1795
01:27:40,915 --> 01:27:42,485
Bitch, you ain't no fuckin' cop.

1796
01:27:42,635 --> 01:27:43,921
Oh, yes, I am a fuckin' cop.

1797
01:27:44,075 --> 01:27:45,804
Put your weapon down.

1798
01:27:50,115 --> 01:27:51,241
Now drop your weapons!

1799
01:27:51,715 --> 01:27:52,921
Trunk, drop it.

1800
01:27:54,235 --> 01:27:55,441
On the ground?

1801
01:27:55,595 --> 01:27:57,597
Yes, motherfucker, on the ground.

1802
01:27:57,955 --> 01:27:59,116
Stitches,

1803
01:27:59,475 --> 01:28:00,601
drop it.

1804
01:28:00,755 --> 01:28:01,961
Yeah.

1805
01:28:04,435 --> 01:28:05,482
Bud.

1806
01:28:06,155 --> 01:28:07,964
Not you, C.

1807
01:28:09,155 --> 01:28:10,964
You gonna kill me?

1808
01:28:12,435 --> 01:28:14,961
All this Bliptown family shit?

1809
01:28:15,115 --> 01:28:16,446
It's over.

1810
01:28:24,155 --> 01:28:25,600
Cheddar, you're under arrest.

1811
01:28:25,755 --> 01:28:27,439
Put your hands up.

1812
01:28:29,795 --> 01:28:31,638
I will shoot you.

1813
01:28:34,955 --> 01:28:37,083
Don't turn your back on me.

1814
01:28:38,955 --> 01:28:40,161
Fuck you, bitch!

1815
01:28:48,715 --> 01:28:49,841
Get your hands up!

1816
01:28:49,995 --> 01:28:51,838
- I'm a cop!
- Hands up!

1817
01:28:51,995 --> 01:28:53,485
- I'm a cop!
- Get on the ground!

1818
01:28:53,675 --> 01:28:55,165
Get on your knees. Hands behind your head.

1819
01:28:55,315 --> 01:28:57,317
- Let me see 'em!
- Now!

1820
01:28:57,675 --> 01:28:59,040
On your knees!

1821
01:28:59,195 --> 01:29:00,560
Now! On your knees!

1822
01:29:10,835 --> 01:29:12,360
Keanu!

1823
01:29:18,675 --> 01:29:20,006
Go get him, Rell.

1824
01:29:20,195 --> 01:29:22,084
It's me. You all right?

1825
01:29:22,235 --> 01:29:24,124
Are you hurt? Are you hurt?

1826
01:29:30,395 --> 01:29:31,635
I love you.

1827
01:29:32,995 --> 01:29:34,645
We're gonna go home.

1828
01:29:37,355 --> 01:29:39,756
All right. We're good. We're gonna go.

1829
01:29:45,475 --> 01:29:46,476
What?

1830
01:29:46,635 --> 01:29:48,558
- Wait, no. Stay in the car!
- Why? What's going on?

1831
01:29:48,715 --> 01:29:50,399
Because there's a bunch
of dead people out here, that's why.

1832
01:29:52,395 --> 01:29:55,205
- Honey! You punched him in the face!
- Yeah.

1833
01:29:55,355 --> 01:29:56,436
You punched him in the face.

1834
01:29:56,595 --> 01:29:58,199
I need you to fuck me right now.

1835
01:29:58,355 --> 01:29:59,925
Okay. Stay in the car!

1836
01:30:00,115 --> 01:30:02,083
Right now. Stay in the car.

1837
01:30:02,235 --> 01:30:03,316
Oh, yes!

1838
01:30:12,235 --> 01:30:13,919
Well, this was a fuckin' mess.

1839
01:30:14,075 --> 01:30:15,236
Tell me about it.

1840
01:30:15,395 --> 01:30:16,920
Hey, I know you need this back.

1841
01:30:17,075 --> 01:30:18,361
He's keepin' his.

1842
01:30:18,515 --> 01:30:20,199
- Rell.
- You're doing good work.

1843
01:30:20,355 --> 01:30:22,596
We need to talk about
a few things before you go.

1844
01:30:22,755 --> 01:30:25,926
But first let me introduce you to
Officer Galloway and Officer Dunn.

1845
01:30:26,075 --> 01:30:27,520
Oh, snap!

1846
01:30:27,955 --> 01:30:29,719
Right. You're alive.

1847
01:30:29,875 --> 01:30:31,764
- Sorry about that.
- Yeah.

1848
01:30:31,915 --> 01:30:33,838
I had a fantastic time.

1849
01:30:34,315 --> 01:30:35,316
That's weird.

1850
01:30:35,475 --> 01:30:36,715
Mmm-hmm.

1851
01:30:36,915 --> 01:30:38,838
- What about Anna Faris?
- Well, she's still alive.

1852
01:30:38,995 --> 01:30:41,282
We hire celebrities all the time
to help us with cases.

1853
01:30:41,435 --> 01:30:43,244
Like Shaq or Steven Seagal.

1854
01:30:43,395 --> 01:30:44,920
No shit.

1855
01:30:45,115 --> 01:30:48,801
I'm gonna let you two
talk about that other thing.

1856
01:30:48,995 --> 01:30:50,121
Mmm.

1857
01:30:52,835 --> 01:30:54,564
"That other thing"?

1858
01:30:54,995 --> 01:30:56,997
Ooh. I like the sound of that.

1859
01:30:58,395 --> 01:31:01,797
So, what, do you need me for some kind of
top-secret mission or something?

1860
01:31:01,955 --> 01:31:04,879
No. No top-secret missions goin' on.

1861
01:31:05,035 --> 01:31:07,083
But we need to talk about your behavior.

1862
01:31:08,115 --> 01:31:09,799
You know I just wanted my cat back.

1863
01:31:09,955 --> 01:31:11,605
I know. And you got him.

1864
01:31:11,755 --> 01:31:13,519
Keanu's a cutie.

1865
01:31:15,435 --> 01:31:16,800
Damn, Hi-C.

1866
01:31:16,955 --> 01:31:18,957
Parker. Trina Parker.

1867
01:31:19,475 --> 01:31:21,079
Trina Parker.

1868
01:31:23,315 --> 01:31:24,646
I kind of liked Hi-C.

1869
01:31:24,795 --> 01:31:26,797
Well, she kind of liked you, too.

1870
01:31:29,195 --> 01:31:31,038
Well... Ow.

1871
01:31:32,995 --> 01:31:34,520
Maybe we should go somewhere.

1872
01:31:36,835 --> 01:31:38,644
Maybe we should.

1873
01:31:38,835 --> 01:31:40,485
Right to jail.

1874
01:31:41,035 --> 01:31:42,525
Whoa...

1875
01:31:43,315 --> 01:31:44,396
Mmm-hmm.

1876
01:31:44,635 --> 01:31:46,205
That makes sense.

1877
01:31:46,355 --> 01:31:48,437
Broke a lot of laws, probably.

1878
01:31:48,635 --> 01:31:51,002
Don't worry. I'll testify on your behalf.

1879
01:31:51,155 --> 01:31:53,203
- Watch him for me?
- I will.

1880
01:31:54,275 --> 01:31:55,356
And just remember, Rell.

1881
01:31:55,515 --> 01:31:57,165
There's consequences to your actions.

1882
01:31:57,355 --> 01:31:58,356
Hey.

1883
01:31:58,515 --> 01:32:00,279
There's consequences to your actions

1884
01:32:00,435 --> 01:32:03,200
because you gonna be
in trouble in a second.

1885
01:32:03,355 --> 01:32:04,516
- Oh, yeah?
- Hold up. Yeah.

1886
01:32:04,675 --> 01:32:06,359
I'm gonna take you on a date.

1887
01:32:06,515 --> 01:32:08,324
- Okay.
- Ow. I'm shot in the leg. Ow!

1888
01:32:08,475 --> 01:32:10,045
Ow, ow, ow!

1889
01:32:10,395 --> 01:32:12,318
You ready to go, Keanu?

1890
01:32:14,555 --> 01:32:16,080
You're a cutie.

1891
01:32:16,235 --> 01:32:18,886
I can see why he did all of that for you.

1892
01:32:25,875 --> 01:32:28,037
Help!

1893
01:32:28,195 --> 01:32:29,242
Help me!

1894
01:32:29,715 --> 01:32:30,876
Help me!

1895
01:32:31,195 --> 01:32:32,321
Oh, thank God.

1896
01:32:32,515 --> 01:32:34,199
Yo, kill it! Kill it!

1897
01:32:34,395 --> 01:32:37,001
It hurts so bad, you don't even know.

1898
01:32:42,355 --> 01:32:44,403
Hasn't even been that bad, really.

1899
01:32:44,555 --> 01:32:46,239
Clarence and I, having killed
the Allentown brothers

1900
01:32:46,395 --> 01:32:49,558
has us kind of lookin' like
crime heroes or somethin'.

1901
01:32:49,715 --> 01:32:51,797
We don't even have to
change our voice or anything.

1902
01:32:53,035 --> 01:32:55,197
Mostly it's just good to see you.

1903
01:32:55,675 --> 01:32:56,915
I love you, Keanu.

1904
01:33:00,235 --> 01:33:01,236
How much longer?

1905
01:33:01,395 --> 01:33:03,397
Three more weeks, baby.
That's it. 21 days.

1906
01:33:04,715 --> 01:33:05,876
And what are you gonna do to me?

1907
01:33:06,035 --> 01:33:08,276
I'm gonna take this moustache
and I'm just gonna go like...

1908
01:33:08,435 --> 01:33:09,925
Gonna rub it all over your neck.

1909
01:33:10,075 --> 01:33:11,201
- Moustache in here...
- I'm gonna put my 'stache

1910
01:33:11,355 --> 01:33:12,516
right in there. I'm just gonna...

1911
01:33:14,035 --> 01:33:15,480
Hey! Quit poundin' on the glass.

1912
01:33:15,635 --> 01:33:17,444
I'm sorry, sir. I apologize.

1913
01:33:17,595 --> 01:33:19,882
That's my wife, though.
That was a love pound.

1914
01:33:24,475 --> 01:33:26,284
- Hey.
- Hey.

1915
01:33:26,635 --> 01:33:27,875
Thanks for watching him.

1916
01:33:28,035 --> 01:33:29,116
No problem.

1917
01:33:29,315 --> 01:33:31,238
He's like one of the family.

1918
01:33:31,795 --> 01:33:34,241
I do have some news for you, though.

1919
01:33:34,395 --> 01:33:35,681
What?

1920
01:33:35,835 --> 01:33:37,883
I took Keanu to the vet.

1921
01:33:39,955 --> 01:33:41,605
He has a rare disease.

1922
01:33:42,235 --> 01:33:43,475
Oh, no.

1923
01:33:44,795 --> 01:33:47,116
He's gonna be a kitten forever.

1924
01:34:10,355 --> 01:34:12,437
What's going on, motherfuckers?

1925
01:34:13,195 --> 01:34:16,199
Okay. Let's do this.
Let's hold this shit down, guys.

1926
01:34:16,355 --> 01:34:18,437
I'm not fuckin' around.

1927
01:34:19,595 --> 01:34:21,075
You say somethin'?