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(SPEAKING SPANISH)

2
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(CLICKING TONGUE)

3
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(CONVERSING IN SPANISH)

4
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<i>Los Phantomas.</i>

5
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(YELLING IN SPANISH)

6
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(PEOPLE SHOUTING)

7
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(KITTEN MEOWING)

8
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(GROANS)

9
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Oh!

10
00:02:02,524 --> 00:02:03,523
(GRUNTS)

11
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Juan?

12
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Luis?

13
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Pablo!

14
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Oh...

15
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No, no, no, please!

16
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No, no, no!

17
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Look, there's money.
Look at all the drugs
around you, man.

18
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<i>We could do business.</i>
<i>We'll get you rich!</i>

19
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What are you doing? No.

20
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Stop doing that.
No, what are you...

21
00:03:05,455 --> 00:03:08,489
No, no. Look, you got
all this money around, man.

22
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No, no...

23
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(CLATTERING)

24
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He's my kitten,
Iglesias.

25
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<i>Please, please.</i>
<i>No, don't hurt him. Please.</i>

26
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(MEOWS)

27
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No, no, no.

28
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<i>That's my baby, Iglesias.</i>
<i>No, no.</i>

29
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<i>He's a kitten, you know.</i>

30
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Everybody likes baby kittens.

31
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<i>Right?</i>

32
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You know,
it's not so bad, yeah.

33
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(SHUDDERING)

34
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Please, no.
Look, I'll go away.
I'll go away, please!

35
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<i>Please, no!</i> (SCREAMS)

36
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Freeze! Police!

37
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Drop your weapon now!

38
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<i>Show me your</i>
<i>hands now!</i>

39
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<i>On the ground.</i>
<i>Get on the ground!</i>

40
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<i>Get on the ground now!</i>

41
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(GUNSHOTS)
(SCREAMS)

42
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(SINGING ALONG TO
GEORGE MICHAEL SONG "FAITH")

43
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Call Rell.

44
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SIRI: <i> Calling Rell.</i>
(PHONE RINGING)

45
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(PHONE VIBRATING)

46
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CLARENCE: <i> Hey, cuz!</i>

47
00:05:02,473 --> 00:05:04,704
Oh, my gosh.
You're alive, man.

48
00:05:04,739 --> 00:05:06,772
<i>How are you?</i>
<i>How you doing?</i>

49
00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,906
Nothing makes sense anymore.

50
00:05:09,744 --> 00:05:11,073
<i>Are you okay?</i>

51
00:05:13,143 --> 00:05:15,550
Maisie broke up with me.

52
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(VERY SOFTLY)
Yes! Finally.

53
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(IN NORMAL TONE)
Oh, buddy, I'm sorry.

54
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<i>What happened? Why?</i>

55
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I don't know.

56
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She said my life
wasn't going anywhere.

57
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I mean, what the fuck
does that even mean?

58
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Hey, you know what?
I'm gonna swing by right now.

59
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<i>No!</i>

60
00:05:36,100 --> 00:05:38,232
Clarence, I don't want you
to see me like this.

61
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I look like Apollo Creed.

62
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Which <i> Rocky?</i>

63
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The one where he died.

64
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Oh, boy. Okay.
All right.

65
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Hang on, I'm gonna
be right there, okay?

66
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Okay.

67
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(GROANING)

68
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(EXHALES)

69
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(FAINT RUSTLING)

70
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(KITTEN MEOWS)

71
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Oh!

72
00:06:17,108 --> 00:06:18,646
Can I help you?

73
00:06:24,313 --> 00:06:25,554
Hey.

74
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(SOFTLY) Hey.

75
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Here you go.

76
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Go ahead.
Drink some.

77
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It's just milk.

78
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I swear, look.

79
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There.

80
00:07:01,757 --> 00:07:04,824
You just drank it
'cause I drank it.

81
00:07:04,859 --> 00:07:06,419
Oh, you're so hungry.

82
00:07:06,454 --> 00:07:08,124
What?

83
00:07:08,159 --> 00:07:09,565
Okay.

84
00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:12,062
No, no, no,
you need a bath.

85
00:07:12,097 --> 00:07:14,163
All right, just stay there.

86
00:07:18,675 --> 00:07:20,972
All right,
we're gonna have to walk.

87
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(SINGING GEORGE MICHAEL
SONG "FAITH")

88
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

89
00:07:31,446 --> 00:07:33,182
Rell, it's gonna be okay.

90
00:07:33,217 --> 00:07:35,756
Now, I know you
don't want to hear
this right now,

91
00:07:35,791 --> 00:07:37,087
but everything
happens for a reason.

92
00:07:37,122 --> 00:07:38,418
You're right, Clarence.

93
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Everything does
happen for a reason.

94
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I want you to meet

95
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Keanu.

96
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What?

97
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No.

98
00:07:48,298 --> 00:07:49,671
<i>No.</i>

99
00:07:49,706 --> 00:07:51,541
(LAUGHING)
<i>Oh, my God!</i>

100
00:07:51,576 --> 00:07:54,005
That's the cutest cat
I've ever seen in my life.

101
00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:55,809
Hello! I'm sorry, Keanu?

102
00:07:55,844 --> 00:07:57,437
Yeah.
Okay.

103
00:07:57,472 --> 00:08:00,308
I think it means
"cool breeze"
in Hawaiian.

104
00:08:04,347 --> 00:08:06,556
CLARENCE: Honey,
I'm sorry I can't come with
you guys this weekend.

105
00:08:06,591 --> 00:08:08,789
It's just I've got all that
stuff to do around the house.

106
00:08:08,824 --> 00:08:10,120
I understand, honey.
It's fine.

107
00:08:10,155 --> 00:08:11,858
I got the low-flow
toilet to put in.

108
00:08:11,893 --> 00:08:13,321
I just want you to do me
a little favor this weekend.

109
00:08:13,356 --> 00:08:14,894
Yeah.
I want you to
try and relax.

110
00:08:14,929 --> 00:08:16,489
Right. Got it. Absolutely.
What do you mean?

111
00:08:16,524 --> 00:08:18,568
Well, sometimes you can be
a little wound up.

112
00:08:18,603 --> 00:08:20,229
Wound up?
How am I wound up?

113
00:08:20,264 --> 00:08:23,166
You're not hearing me.
You're not hearing me.

114
00:08:23,201 --> 00:08:25,575
You spend so much time
trying to be the person

115
00:08:25,610 --> 00:08:26,741
you think everyone
wants you to be.

116
00:08:26,776 --> 00:08:27,907
Okay.

117
00:08:27,942 --> 00:08:30,404
And I just want you
to be Clarence.

118
00:08:30,439 --> 00:08:32,142
Okay, great.
If that's what
you want, then--

119
00:08:32,177 --> 00:08:33,880
But, see, that's what
I'm saying.
No, no, no.

120
00:08:33,915 --> 00:08:35,816
I mean, that's what I want,
so that's what I'm gonna do.

121
00:08:35,851 --> 00:08:37,411
Deep breath. Ready?

122
00:08:37,446 --> 00:08:39,182
Just...
(INHALES)

123
00:08:39,217 --> 00:08:40,216
BOTH: Ah!

124
00:08:41,285 --> 00:08:43,593
Loosen up your shoulders.

125
00:08:43,628 --> 00:08:46,486
And what's crack-a-lacking,
beautiful people?

126
00:08:46,521 --> 00:08:48,158
Hey, Spencer.

127
00:08:48,193 --> 00:08:50,094
Hannah. A vision,
as always.

128
00:08:50,129 --> 00:08:51,260
Oh, thank you.

129
00:08:51,295 --> 00:08:52,525
Give me that.
Okay.

130
00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:54,197
Clarence. Give me some skin.
Spencer.

131
00:08:54,232 --> 00:08:55,605
You got it, brother.
That's all the skin you get.

132
00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:57,068
Where's Belle?

133
00:08:57,103 --> 00:09:00,170
Oh, honey, let me
get her for you. Belle!

134
00:09:00,205 --> 00:09:01,776
Them's some pipes.
Right.

135
00:09:01,811 --> 00:09:03,943
Our daughters just
can't get enough of
each other, huh?

136
00:09:03,978 --> 00:09:06,077
I'm tellin' ya. Girls, right?
Raising girls is the best.

137
00:09:06,112 --> 00:09:07,342
I tell ya, yeah.
Yeah.

138
00:09:07,377 --> 00:09:09,047
Hey. Here we go.
Thanks.

139
00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:10,620
Hey, you know what?
Maybe when you get back,

140
00:09:10,655 --> 00:09:12,380
we can see that new
Shailene Woodley movie, huh?

141
00:09:12,415 --> 00:09:14,690
Clarence,
you're embarrassing me.

142
00:09:14,725 --> 00:09:16,758
My bad.
She got ya.
She got ya.

143
00:09:16,793 --> 00:09:18,122
(LAUGHS)

144
00:09:18,157 --> 00:09:20,454
There we go. There.
Let's do it, kids.

145
00:09:20,489 --> 00:09:22,456
Get your seatbelt on,
young ladies.

146
00:09:22,491 --> 00:09:24,029
Okay. We got this.

147
00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:26,801
Oh, honey.

148
00:09:26,836 --> 00:09:28,363
(HORN HONKS)
SPENCER: <i> Really</i>
<i>got to go, guys.</i>

149
00:09:28,398 --> 00:09:29,529
All right, sweetheart.

150
00:09:29,564 --> 00:09:31,971
All right. Okay.

151
00:09:32,006 --> 00:09:34,039
Uh, where's Micah?

152
00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,811
Oh, well, unfortunately,
my beautiful bride
sends her apologies.

153
00:09:36,846 --> 00:09:38,208
She can't make
it this weekend.

154
00:09:38,243 --> 00:09:39,880
She's got food poisoning.

155
00:09:39,915 --> 00:09:41,948
Oh, no.
Oh!

156
00:09:41,983 --> 00:09:44,885
Yeah, poor thing.
She was up all night
just projectile vomiting.

157
00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:46,315
BOTH: Oh!
And more.

158
00:09:46,350 --> 00:09:48,053
You know.
I'll spare you
the gritty details.

159
00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,725
Thanks. Thanks.
Oh! Oh, yeah.

160
00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:51,485
And diarrhea is
what I'm talking about.

161
00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:52,662
CLARENCE: <i> Right.</i>
Oh.

162
00:09:52,697 --> 00:09:54,829
Great. So, no Micah, then?

163
00:09:54,864 --> 00:09:57,392
No. No Micah this weekend.

164
00:09:57,427 --> 00:09:58,998
That's okay. That's okay.

165
00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:01,165
That's too bad.
It's too bad. But...

166
00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,606
It's fine.
Okay. Well, yeah.

167
00:10:03,301 --> 00:10:04,674
<i>Take care.</i>

168
00:10:04,709 --> 00:10:07,336
<i>And have a good time.</i>
We will.

169
00:10:07,371 --> 00:10:08,942
(KISSES)
Oh, yep.

170
00:10:08,977 --> 00:10:10,240
(LAUGHING)

171
00:10:10,275 --> 00:10:12,176
Bye, honey.
Drive safe. Bye, Belle.

172
00:10:12,211 --> 00:10:14,541
Take care, guys!
Have a great time!

173
00:10:17,645 --> 00:10:18,688
Ah!

174
00:10:18,723 --> 00:10:21,251
RELL: <i> Here's kitty!</i>

175
00:10:21,286 --> 00:10:23,022
No, you don't want
to go through there.

176
00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:25,024
Look, you just want to
stay in there, okay?

177
00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:26,322
She's just found
your manuscript

178
00:10:26,357 --> 00:10:27,763
and you're
ferocious with that.

179
00:10:27,798 --> 00:10:29,193
So, you're gonna stay
right there. Yeah.

180
00:10:29,228 --> 00:10:30,524
Rell?

181
00:10:30,559 --> 00:10:32,097
Just find the space.
In here!

182
00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,131
Hey.

183
00:10:34,398 --> 00:10:36,035
Wow, you're
working again.

184
00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:37,366
What is that?

185
00:10:37,401 --> 00:10:38,466
This is December.

186
00:10:38,501 --> 00:10:39,533
December?

187
00:10:39,568 --> 00:10:41,040
Yeah, for the calendar.

188
00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:43,207
I didn't tell you about
the calendar. Check it.

189
00:10:43,242 --> 00:10:44,472
The calendar?

190
00:10:44,507 --> 00:10:45,539
Oh!

191
00:10:47,752 --> 00:10:49,279
(LAUGHING)

192
00:10:49,314 --> 00:10:51,853
Well, this is amazing.
<i>Thanks.</i>

193
00:10:51,888 --> 00:10:53,723
You could make
a bundle on this.

194
00:10:53,758 --> 00:10:55,054
<i>Yeah, I know.</i>

195
00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:57,287
I mean, I'm not
gonna sell it.

196
00:10:57,322 --> 00:10:59,388
Oh.
It's for personal use only.
And family.

197
00:10:59,423 --> 00:11:01,192
Oh, well, thank you.

198
00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:03,062
No, I wouldn't want to exploit
Keanu's cuteness like that.

199
00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:04,096
<i>Okay.</i>

200
00:11:05,495 --> 00:11:06,494
(CLARENCE LAUGHING)

201
00:11:07,695 --> 00:11:10,102
You have been
very productive.

202
00:11:10,940 --> 00:11:12,566
I know, right?

203
00:11:12,601 --> 00:11:14,238
Um, yeah.
You know what?

204
00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:15,745
This movie's in
about 20 minutes.

205
00:11:15,780 --> 00:11:17,307
Are you ready to go?
Uh, yes, okay.

206
00:11:17,342 --> 00:11:18,715
Come here, buddy.

207
00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:20,211
Good job today, man.
You did really good.

208
00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:21,751
I'm gonna put Keanu
in his little nook.

209
00:11:21,786 --> 00:11:23,082
CLARENCE:
Oh, he has a nook?

210
00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:24,985
Of course he has a nook.
Everyone has a nook.

211
00:11:25,020 --> 00:11:26,481
Okay. Hey, buddy.

212
00:11:26,516 --> 00:11:28,153
House meeting.

213
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,759
I'm nothing without you.

214
00:11:29,794 --> 00:11:31,585
<i>And at the same time,</i>
<i>I need you to clean up</i>

215
00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:33,587
<i>your little area</i>
<i>while I'm gone.</i>
<i>Is that cool?</i>

216
00:11:33,622 --> 00:11:34,687
I'll see you soon.

217
00:11:34,722 --> 00:11:35,765
Okay. Good.

218
00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:36,931
Uh, say goodbye.

219
00:11:38,132 --> 00:11:39,197
You're coming with me.

220
00:11:40,695 --> 00:11:43,366
Right, yeah, of course.
I'm sorry.

221
00:11:43,401 --> 00:11:45,104
Uh, goodbye, Keanu.

222
00:11:46,536 --> 00:11:48,107
Cool.

223
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:49,537
Now, we'll talk
about it later.

224
00:11:49,572 --> 00:11:51,341
Okay. Bye. Hey.

225
00:11:51,376 --> 00:11:52,947
Get that bitch!

226
00:11:54,478 --> 00:11:56,049
Get her! Get her!

227
00:11:56,084 --> 00:11:58,183
Get her! Yeah!

228
00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,679
I'm psyched for
this movie, man.

229
00:11:59,714 --> 00:12:01,120
CLARENCE: Is that a photo
of you and Maisie?

230
00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:03,859
RELL: <i> Yeah.</i>
<i>I mean, it was.</i>

231
00:12:03,894 --> 00:12:06,026
CLARENCE: That was amazing!
RELL: Movie of the year!

232
00:12:06,061 --> 00:12:08,897
CLARENCE: That is, like,
the best Liam Neesons movie
I've ever seen in my life.

233
00:12:08,932 --> 00:12:10,360
Best Liam Neesons movie ever.
CLARENCE: Hands down.

234
00:12:10,395 --> 00:12:12,362
I'm, like, jacked up
from that movie!

235
00:12:12,397 --> 00:12:15,871
All right, settle down.
Settle down.
Whoo!

236
00:12:15,906 --> 00:12:18,533
What a way
to start a weekend,
you know what I mean?

237
00:12:18,568 --> 00:12:20,304
That's good,
because now,

238
00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:22,636
I've got all that
"doing me" stuff
out of the way,

239
00:12:22,671 --> 00:12:24,737
and now tomorrow,
I can mow the lawn,

240
00:12:24,772 --> 00:12:26,112
I can get my bills done.
Hey. Hey.

241
00:12:26,147 --> 00:12:28,312
You don't think
that going and seeing

242
00:12:28,347 --> 00:12:30,479
a Liam Neesons movie
with me right now

243
00:12:30,514 --> 00:12:32,613
counts towards
you doing you.

244
00:12:32,648 --> 00:12:34,483
What? That is me doing me.
<i>No.</i>

245
00:12:34,518 --> 00:12:36,419
I wanted to see that movie.
Hannah would never
go see that with me.

246
00:12:36,454 --> 00:12:38,388
It's just the beginning.

247
00:12:38,423 --> 00:12:39,829
You have
something else planned
for the rest of the weekend?

248
00:12:39,864 --> 00:12:41,391
We're gonna go to
my house, right now.

249
00:12:41,426 --> 00:12:43,129
We're gonna smoke some weed.

250
00:12:43,164 --> 00:12:45,296
No, Rell.
Hannah would--

251
00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:47,496
Will love it.
Hannah will love it.

252
00:12:47,531 --> 00:12:49,135
You don't know
my wife very well.

253
00:12:49,170 --> 00:12:51,005
I know her well enough
to know that she's a woman,

254
00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:53,667
and women like bad boys.

255
00:12:53,702 --> 00:12:56,076
Who are you to
give me this advice?
Are you bad?

256
00:12:56,111 --> 00:12:58,078
I mean,
I'm not saying I roll up,

257
00:12:58,113 --> 00:13:00,014
fuckin' with my AK,
poppin' fools.

258
00:13:00,049 --> 00:13:01,576
No, you're
not rolling up,

259
00:13:01,611 --> 00:13:03,446
because that would require
a driver's license,

260
00:13:03,481 --> 00:13:05,481
which you, as a grown man,
do not have.
Fair enough.

261
00:13:05,516 --> 00:13:07,648
So, there will be
no rolling up with
AK's or anything else.

262
00:13:07,683 --> 00:13:09,122
But I don't have
a driver's license
'cause I'm from New York City.

263
00:13:09,157 --> 00:13:10,651
NYC, baby.

264
00:13:10,686 --> 00:13:12,521
Where, yeah, the dudes
that kicked my ass...

265
00:13:12,556 --> 00:13:13,863
Yes?
...were bigger than the dudes

266
00:13:13,898 --> 00:13:15,524
that kicked your ass,
motherfucker.

267
00:13:15,559 --> 00:13:17,163
I'm from Detroit.
Detroit public school system.

268
00:13:17,198 --> 00:13:19,528
Impossible.
Guaranteed the guys
who kicked my ass

269
00:13:19,563 --> 00:13:21,871
were twice as big
and scary as the guys
who kicked your ass.

270
00:13:21,906 --> 00:13:23,268
No way.
Guaranteed.

271
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,764
No way.
Guaranteed.

272
00:13:24,799 --> 00:13:26,634
No way.
Guaranteed.

273
00:13:26,669 --> 00:13:28,669
No way.
Guaranteed.

274
00:13:31,509 --> 00:13:33,707
Fine. So--
Guaranteed.

275
00:13:33,742 --> 00:13:35,280
You have to get
the last one.

276
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,887
Do it. I don't care.
I'm not getting into a...

277
00:13:37,922 --> 00:13:39,317
No way.

278
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,385
What makes you think
I can't handle my business?

279
00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:44,058
<i>I've got it all on lock.</i>
<i>I'm good to go, drawg.</i>

280
00:13:44,093 --> 00:13:46,555
I'm good to go, dude.

281
00:13:46,590 --> 00:13:48,095
("FAITH" BY GEORGE MICHAEL
PLAYING )

282
00:13:53,036 --> 00:13:54,596
George Michael is
holding it down.

283
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,732
See, you just grooved on it.
I'm not saying--

284
00:13:58,767 --> 00:14:00,074
You just went...
(VOCALIZING)

285
00:14:00,109 --> 00:14:01,669
I'm not saying
it's not a good song.

286
00:14:01,704 --> 00:14:03,803
I'm saying we should
be listening to this.

287
00:14:03,838 --> 00:14:04,914
("FUCK THA POLICE"
BY N.W.A. PLAYING)

288
00:14:04,949 --> 00:14:05,948
(GRUNTS)

289
00:14:08,777 --> 00:14:10,414
What are you doing?
You all right?

290
00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:12,086
What is that?

291
00:14:12,121 --> 00:14:13,615
("FUCK THA POLICE"
PLAYING SOFTLY)

292
00:14:31,206 --> 00:14:32,205
(SIREN WAILING)

293
00:14:34,143 --> 00:14:36,539
Yeah. Roll on, po-po.

294
00:14:36,574 --> 00:14:38,112
I'm sorry, no.

295
00:14:38,147 --> 00:14:39,740
You don't get to say,
"Roll on, po-po" like that

296
00:14:39,775 --> 00:14:42,710
after you just smiled
and waved to the police.

297
00:14:44,582 --> 00:14:47,616
He ain't want none, did he?

298
00:14:47,651 --> 00:14:48,958
Rell, what does that mean?

299
00:14:48,993 --> 00:14:51,521
Oh, snap.
Is it raining?

300
00:14:51,556 --> 00:14:54,227
Well, it's LA.
It'll stop in a minute.

301
00:14:57,265 --> 00:14:58,858
RELL: So, what?
You're so hardcore,

302
00:14:58,893 --> 00:15:00,860
you're just, like,
afraid of a little rain?

303
00:15:00,895 --> 00:15:02,631
CLARENCE:
Why is your door open?

304
00:15:04,239 --> 00:15:05,337
Keanu.

305
00:15:07,935 --> 00:15:09,275
Keanu!

306
00:15:10,014 --> 00:15:11,145
Keanu!

307
00:15:13,182 --> 00:15:14,742
<i>Keanu!</i>

308
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,086
Keanu!

309
00:15:19,023 --> 00:15:20,022
<i>Keanu!</i>

310
00:15:20,783 --> 00:15:21,848
Rell.

311
00:15:22,653 --> 00:15:23,753
<i>Rell!</i>

312
00:15:26,822 --> 00:15:27,931
I'm sorry.

313
00:15:30,199 --> 00:15:31,264
No.

314
00:15:37,866 --> 00:15:39,272
No!

315
00:15:39,307 --> 00:15:42,176
I am so sorry,
buddy.

316
00:15:42,211 --> 00:15:44,640
No!

317
00:15:48,316 --> 00:15:49,810
CLARENCE: <i> Listen,</i>
<i>the cops are here now.</i>

318
00:15:49,845 --> 00:15:51,020
<i>And they're gonna</i>
<i>take care of it. Right.</i>

319
00:15:51,055 --> 00:15:52,285
<i>They're professional.</i>

320
00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:54,452
They take this kind
of stuff seriously.

321
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:57,785
(CHUCKLES) <i> Crimson Tide.</i>
Good one.

322
00:15:57,820 --> 00:16:00,821
These are good.
You take these?

323
00:16:00,856 --> 00:16:03,032
They're just pictures.
(SNIFFLES) Keep them.

324
00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:04,363
Do you think
there's any chance

325
00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:06,035
you might find
the guys who did this?

326
00:16:06,070 --> 00:16:07,597
Hell no.

327
00:16:07,632 --> 00:16:09,203
In most burglaries,
the guys are never caught.

328
00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:13,141
Oh, um...

329
00:16:13,176 --> 00:16:15,704
You know, there might
be a chance.

330
00:16:15,739 --> 00:16:18,443
<i>I wish that I</i>
<i>could be more help.</i>

331
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,874
I'm sorry, but I'm
gonna have to take
that blanket back.

332
00:16:22,053 --> 00:16:23,052
Oh.

333
00:16:24,814 --> 00:16:26,352
This sucks.

334
00:16:26,387 --> 00:16:28,156
Are you sure
he was stolen?

335
00:16:28,191 --> 00:16:30,224
These guys don't
usually take pets.

336
00:16:30,259 --> 00:16:34,327
Usually they're after drugs
or something they
can sell for drugs.

337
00:16:34,362 --> 00:16:36,824
<i>We'll keep an eye</i>
<i>out for the cat.</i>

338
00:16:36,859 --> 00:16:38,232
Thank you very much.

339
00:16:38,267 --> 00:16:39,761
<i>Take care of</i>
<i>each other.</i>

340
00:16:41,765 --> 00:16:43,303
See, now that's promising.

341
00:16:43,338 --> 00:16:45,503
Maybe Keanu will come back,
or maybe he'll...

342
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:46,867
Rell?

343
00:16:46,902 --> 00:16:48,176
Where are you going?

344
00:16:48,211 --> 00:16:49,342
Hulka's house.

345
00:16:49,377 --> 00:16:51,179
Who is Hulka?

346
00:16:51,214 --> 00:16:53,005
My weed dealer.

347
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,545
What?

348
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:57,185
You live across the way
from your weed dealer?

349
00:16:58,353 --> 00:17:00,353
Oh, sup, sup, bro?

350
00:17:00,388 --> 00:17:02,586
Hey, Hulka.
This is my cousin, Clarence.

351
00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:04,522
Hello.
Sup?

352
00:17:06,394 --> 00:17:08,020
All right, in or out.

353
00:17:08,055 --> 00:17:10,363
Can't leave the door open,
you know what I'm sayin'?

354
00:17:10,398 --> 00:17:11,694
And don't fuck
up all this shit.

355
00:17:11,729 --> 00:17:13,828
I'm building a motorcycle.

356
00:17:13,863 --> 00:17:15,830
So, the reason I'm here--

357
00:17:15,865 --> 00:17:17,700
Okay, look--
No.

358
00:17:17,735 --> 00:17:20,274
This is the perfect
sativa-dominant hybrid strain.

359
00:17:20,309 --> 00:17:22,034
It's called Spoonie Gee.

360
00:17:22,069 --> 00:17:25,213
Great. This is all great.
I'm not here for any of that.

361
00:17:25,248 --> 00:17:27,578
I'm here because my
place got broken into.

362
00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:29,118
Oh, shit, you serious?

363
00:17:29,153 --> 00:17:31,219
Oh, man, that suck
a thick donkey ball.

364
00:17:31,254 --> 00:17:33,122
What'd they get?

365
00:17:33,157 --> 00:17:34,750
They got Keanu.

366
00:17:34,785 --> 00:17:36,455
Oh, shit.
The little guy?
Yeah.

367
00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:38,391
Oh, fuck, man.
I'm sorry, bro.

368
00:17:38,426 --> 00:17:39,590
Okay. So...

369
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:40,954
Thank you.

370
00:17:40,989 --> 00:17:42,923
I got an anti-sadness
strain in here.

371
00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:44,298
It's called
Walking on Sunshine.
No, no. I don't care.

372
00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:46,267
No, I'm not here
for weed, man.

373
00:17:46,302 --> 00:17:49,798
I'm here just to ask you
some questions. Like,

374
00:17:49,833 --> 00:17:54,143
has anyone shady come by here
in the last couple of days?

375
00:17:54,178 --> 00:17:56,805
Well, I mean... Well, um...

376
00:17:56,840 --> 00:18:00,149
You know, I run
a professional business here.

377
00:18:00,184 --> 00:18:03,614
I never had
a dissatisfied customer.

378
00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:05,583
I don't know,
it's a real fucking quandary.

379
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:08,652
Maybe it's someone that
you're selling all
of this marijuana to.

380
00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:10,555
Yeah. Or maybe it was
somebody who thought

381
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,261
they were breaking
into your house?

382
00:18:13,296 --> 00:18:14,658
Yeah. Look, bro.

383
00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:16,825
I be real with you, okay?

384
00:18:16,860 --> 00:18:20,301
I'm so fucking high right now.
I'm not even sure you're real.

385
00:18:20,336 --> 00:18:21,797
I'm just like, where am I?

386
00:18:21,832 --> 00:18:23,337
Where did all these
eels come from? Shit!

387
00:18:23,372 --> 00:18:24,503
Oh, shit!

388
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:25,537
No, no, no.

389
00:18:26,804 --> 00:18:27,836
No, no, no, no.

390
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,245
Hulka!

391
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:31,708
Who the fuck would want to
break into your house?

392
00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:34,843
The Blips.

393
00:18:34,878 --> 00:18:36,185
<i>Man, the Blips.</i>

394
00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:38,319
The Blips?

395
00:18:38,354 --> 00:18:41,157
These are the guys
that were kicked out
of the Bloods and the Crips.

396
00:18:41,192 --> 00:18:42,620
The Blips.

397
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,193
Blood-Crips, Blips.

398
00:18:44,228 --> 00:18:47,361
<i>I've started getting into</i>
<i>selling some heavier shit,</i>

399
00:18:47,396 --> 00:18:49,165
<i>and when you're</i>
<i>selling the heavier shit,</i>

400
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,860
turf becomes a thing.
You know?

401
00:18:51,895 --> 00:18:54,962
And so, yeah. I mean,
the 17th Street Blips,

402
00:18:54,997 --> 00:18:56,865
they did tell me, you know,

403
00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:59,769
they gonna break in
and "fuck my shit up."

404
00:18:59,804 --> 00:19:02,277
<i>But... I mean, that's not,</i>
<i>like, concrete proof.</i>

405
00:19:02,312 --> 00:19:04,708
The 17th Street Blips.
Okay, where are they?

406
00:19:05,909 --> 00:19:07,040
17th Street.

407
00:19:07,075 --> 00:19:08,547
Be specific!

408
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:11,715
Dude, look! I get you
lost your kitty-cat,

409
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:15,653
but y'all some dumb fucks if
you think I'm gonna be a rat.

410
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,116
I ain't some
punk-ass bitch

411
00:19:17,151 --> 00:19:19,228
who's gonna be intimidated
by y'all nerds!

412
00:19:19,263 --> 00:19:20,724
You...
Nerds...

413
00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:23,155
Yeah, that's right!
You a fuckin' nerd!

414
00:19:23,190 --> 00:19:25,465
What you doing?
What do you think I'm doing?

415
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:26,730
(RECORD SHATTERS)

416
00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:28,897
Oh, shit!
You fucking crazy?

417
00:19:28,932 --> 00:19:30,536
No, not my De La!

418
00:19:30,571 --> 00:19:32,164
Yeah, I got your
De La now, bitch.

419
00:19:32,199 --> 00:19:33,572
Hulka? Is everything okay?

420
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:35,244
Mom, not now!

421
00:19:35,279 --> 00:19:36,410
Bro, no.
(RECORD SHATTERS)

422
00:19:36,445 --> 00:19:38,511
Oh, you fuck!

423
00:19:38,546 --> 00:19:40,172
What's this?

424
00:19:40,207 --> 00:19:41,844
No, no, no! Not Grandmaster.
Not Grandmaster, please!

425
00:19:41,879 --> 00:19:43,813
Tell me!

426
00:19:43,848 --> 00:19:46,255
Okay, okay!
Dude's at a strip club
called Hot Party Vixens.

427
00:19:46,290 --> 00:19:48,653
<i>Okay? But this dude,</i>
<i>their leader,</i>

428
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,590
his name is Cheddar,
and he is a bad motherfucker.

429
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:54,054
<i>You don't wanna</i>
<i>mess with him.</i>

430
00:19:54,089 --> 00:19:56,122
Dude, you lost your cat.

431
00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:59,334
You lost your cat.

432
00:19:59,369 --> 00:20:00,698
Come on, Rell.

433
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,832
<i>We'll figure something</i>
<i>out in the morning.</i>

434
00:20:02,867 --> 00:20:04,372
<i>It's not over.</i>

435
00:20:06,937 --> 00:20:08,937
CLARENCE: All right,
this is the place.

436
00:20:08,972 --> 00:20:10,774
Hot Party Vixens.

437
00:20:12,239 --> 00:20:13,777
RELL: HPV.

438
00:20:13,812 --> 00:20:15,350
That's unfortunate.

439
00:20:15,385 --> 00:20:17,880
Check it. We're going
to approach the bar.

440
00:20:17,915 --> 00:20:20,454
Then we are going to
explain the situation.

441
00:20:20,489 --> 00:20:22,115
No, no, no.
Yeah.

442
00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:23,886
See, you're talking about
explaining the situation.

443
00:20:23,921 --> 00:20:26,790
Hulka said this is a crazy
drug dealer named Cheddar.

444
00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:28,055
So?

445
00:20:28,090 --> 00:20:29,793
What's so scary
about "Cheddar"?

446
00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:31,861
Cheddar is a
psychopath name.

447
00:20:31,896 --> 00:20:34,303
You only name yourself
something adorable
if you can back it up.

448
00:20:34,338 --> 00:20:36,096
I don't think that's a thing.
That's a thing.

449
00:20:36,131 --> 00:20:38,131
If you meet a guy named
Fluffy Pink Bunny Head,

450
00:20:38,166 --> 00:20:40,232
he will stab you
in the eye.

451
00:20:40,267 --> 00:20:42,311
I'm sure that this Cheddar guy
is gonna be reasonable
about money.

452
00:20:42,346 --> 00:20:44,973
And, if need be,
we will just buy Keanu back.

453
00:20:45,008 --> 00:20:46,975
No, no. Not like that.
Come on, just...

454
00:20:47,010 --> 00:20:48,548
What, this?

455
00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:50,110
Yeah, pop the collar.

456
00:20:50,145 --> 00:20:51,144
Uh...

457
00:20:52,180 --> 00:20:53,322
Okay?
Yeah.

458
00:20:54,655 --> 00:20:56,149
It's what the
kids are doing.

459
00:20:56,184 --> 00:20:57,656
Not really.

460
00:20:57,691 --> 00:20:59,020
But okay.

461
00:21:00,430 --> 00:21:01,957
Ready?
Yeah.

462
00:21:01,992 --> 00:21:03,629
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

463
00:21:25,983 --> 00:21:27,488
Wow!

464
00:21:27,523 --> 00:21:30,359
God gave you one face.
Why would you change it?

465
00:21:30,394 --> 00:21:31,690
RELL: <i> Nope, Clarence.</i>

466
00:21:31,725 --> 00:21:33,329
I just don't
understand that at all.

467
00:21:33,364 --> 00:21:34,627
No, no, no.
No, what?

468
00:21:34,662 --> 00:21:36,123
No, this was a bad idea.

469
00:21:36,158 --> 00:21:38,697
Isn't your cat here?
We need to get the cat.

470
00:21:38,732 --> 00:21:40,666
Hey, baby.
Hello, how do you do?

471
00:21:40,701 --> 00:21:42,866
Oh, dear. Okay.

472
00:21:42,901 --> 00:21:44,340
I'm, uh...

473
00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:46,298
(CLEARS THROAT)
I'm flattered. Thank you.

474
00:21:46,333 --> 00:21:47,475
But I am married.

475
00:21:47,510 --> 00:21:48,707
No.

476
00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:50,874
Thank you.
Oh...

477
00:21:50,909 --> 00:21:52,480
You just took
my wedding ring.

478
00:21:52,515 --> 00:21:54,042
No, no, no. We're here,
we're here, you're good.

479
00:21:54,077 --> 00:21:55,208
One beer, please.

480
00:21:55,243 --> 00:21:56,814
I'll take a white wine...

481
00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:58,211
Sir, that young lady just
took my wedding ring,

482
00:21:58,246 --> 00:21:59,454
so I'm wondering...
It's all right.

483
00:21:59,489 --> 00:22:01,115
No, no. Clarence,
Clarence, Clarence!

484
00:22:01,150 --> 00:22:02,391
Yeah.

485
00:22:02,426 --> 00:22:04,459
You can't talk
like that here.

486
00:22:04,494 --> 00:22:07,055
Okay?
I can't talk
like what?

487
00:22:07,090 --> 00:22:11,565
You sound like
Richard Pryor doing an
impression of a white guy.

488
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,402
I do not sound
like Richard Pryor

489
00:22:13,437 --> 00:22:15,371
doing an impression
of a white guy.

490
00:22:15,406 --> 00:22:18,836
"I do not sound like
Richard Pryor doing an
impression of a white guy."

491
00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:21,069
You sound like John Ritter
all the time.

492
00:22:21,104 --> 00:22:23,841
(IN DEEP VOICE)
Well, I beg to differ, nigga.

493
00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:25,579
N-word.
Went straight to the N-word.

494
00:22:25,614 --> 00:22:27,141
Yeah. Yeah, I did.
It's not authentic.

495
00:22:27,176 --> 00:22:28,582
Because that's how
real people talk, Clarence.

496
00:22:28,617 --> 00:22:30,518
No, it is not
in my experience.

497
00:22:30,553 --> 00:22:32,245
It's not how people talk.
Please, please, you're wrong.

498
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:33,686
You understand?
People understand

499
00:22:33,721 --> 00:22:35,182
the historical
significance of that word,

500
00:22:35,217 --> 00:22:36,722
and that you can't just say it

501
00:22:36,757 --> 00:22:38,086
shiftlessly with no
responsibility whatsoever.

502
00:22:38,121 --> 00:22:39,593
Absolutely wrong.
100% wrong.

503
00:22:39,628 --> 00:22:41,595
Listen, this is life.
(SHUSHING)

504
00:22:41,630 --> 00:22:43,597
You listen to me.
You don't shush me.

505
00:22:43,632 --> 00:22:45,434
You niggas in the
right place?

506
00:22:45,469 --> 00:22:47,931
Yeah, we in the
right place, nigga!

507
00:22:47,966 --> 00:22:50,736
You in the right place,
nigga?

508
00:22:50,771 --> 00:22:52,936
Who the fuck
are these niggas?

509
00:22:52,971 --> 00:22:54,608
Who the fuck are we?

510
00:22:54,643 --> 00:22:56,775
(SCOFFS) Who the fuck
aren't we?

511
00:22:56,810 --> 00:22:59,382
Oh!
Are you trying
to die today?

512
00:23:00,451 --> 00:23:02,209
Nah.

513
00:23:02,244 --> 00:23:03,782
We ain't trying
to die today.

514
00:23:03,817 --> 00:23:06,081
Let me break it
down right quick.

515
00:23:06,116 --> 00:23:08,281
Y'all gonna
take us to Cheddar,

516
00:23:08,316 --> 00:23:10,789
and then we can
start nailin' down
the hows and whens

517
00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:12,384
and wherefores and...

518
00:23:12,419 --> 00:23:14,122
Whys.

519
00:23:14,157 --> 00:23:16,124
Did I not mention the whys?
The whys, too, motherfucker.

520
00:23:16,159 --> 00:23:18,291
Well, look here, homeboy.
Yeah, dude.

521
00:23:18,326 --> 00:23:20,898
You in Bliptown now,

522
00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:22,801
and you don't
make the rules.

523
00:23:22,836 --> 00:23:24,605
Cheddar does.

524
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:28,444
And you don't meet Cheddar
until you meet me.

525
00:23:28,479 --> 00:23:30,138
You feel me?

526
00:23:30,173 --> 00:23:33,482
So who the fuck
are you niggas?

527
00:23:33,517 --> 00:23:35,407
Nigga...

528
00:23:35,442 --> 00:23:37,112
Nigga, nigga...

529
00:23:37,147 --> 00:23:39,312
Psst. Tell her, man.
Nigga...

530
00:23:41,525 --> 00:23:43,591
I'm Techtonic.

531
00:23:43,626 --> 00:23:45,153
Nice!
Thank you.

532
00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:47,122
What about you?

533
00:23:48,356 --> 00:23:50,565
My name is Shark Tank.

534
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:51,995
(SNICKERS)

535
00:23:52,030 --> 00:23:55,669
Well, look here,
Techtonic and Shark Tank.

536
00:23:55,704 --> 00:23:58,903
Cheddar is a businessman.
He don't take drop-bys.

537
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:00,608
You think we
don't mean business?

538
00:24:03,338 --> 00:24:05,613
And swam.

539
00:24:08,519 --> 00:24:10,013
Why don't you
search 'em, Bud?

540
00:24:10,048 --> 00:24:12,444
Go on ahead, Bud.

541
00:24:12,479 --> 00:24:14,380
These niggas not strapped.

542
00:24:16,384 --> 00:24:17,526
Come on.

543
00:24:17,561 --> 00:24:18,989
Yeah, let's come on, then.

544
00:24:50,220 --> 00:24:51,560
What's up, motherfucker?

545
00:24:51,595 --> 00:24:52,924
MAN: <i> What?</i>
(CLEARS THROAT)

546
00:25:00,571 --> 00:25:02,571
Chill. Hey, yo, Cheddar.

547
00:25:02,606 --> 00:25:03,605
(DOOR CLOSES)

548
00:25:08,436 --> 00:25:10,106
(SCREAMS)

549
00:25:15,443 --> 00:25:17,344
You'll get it
next time, boss.

550
00:25:27,257 --> 00:25:28,355
CHEDDAR: <i> Hi-C.</i>

551
00:25:29,765 --> 00:25:31,424
The fuck is this?

552
00:25:31,459 --> 00:25:32,667
I'm Techtonic.

553
00:25:32,702 --> 00:25:35,197
Sup, Cheddar?
Finally.

554
00:25:35,232 --> 00:25:37,430
He's Shark--
The king pimp himself.

555
00:25:37,465 --> 00:25:39,333
Shark Tank.

556
00:25:39,368 --> 00:25:41,434
Yeah, I mean,
we've been looking
forward to this, dawg.

557
00:25:41,469 --> 00:25:42,578
Ha-ha!

558
00:25:42,613 --> 00:25:45,273
Talkin' about the H-N-I-C.

559
00:25:45,308 --> 00:25:46,472
My man.

560
00:25:47,574 --> 00:25:48,914
All right.

561
00:25:48,949 --> 00:25:50,047
Yeah.

562
00:25:52,887 --> 00:25:54,249
You know,
I got a lot of enemies

563
00:25:54,284 --> 00:25:56,053
that would love to
walk in this room

564
00:25:56,088 --> 00:25:57,758
and put a bullet hole
in old Cheddar.

565
00:25:58,662 --> 00:25:59,793
Hey!

566
00:26:01,093 --> 00:26:03,126
We ain't got no
beef with you, Cheddar.

567
00:26:03,161 --> 00:26:05,766
No? How about now, nigga?

568
00:26:08,639 --> 00:26:11,233
That's a nice piece.

569
00:26:11,268 --> 00:26:14,940
You should keep
the safety on.

570
00:26:14,975 --> 00:26:16,975
You know what?
I get it.

571
00:26:17,010 --> 00:26:18,944
Hi-C, what the fuck
is this, huh?

572
00:26:18,979 --> 00:26:21,309
You bring me
a couple of bitch-ass niggas
as a joke, right?

573
00:26:21,344 --> 00:26:22,442
(LAUGHS)

574
00:26:22,477 --> 00:26:24,576
What?
Us? Uh, no.

575
00:26:24,611 --> 00:26:26,578
I'm sorry,
bitch-ass niggas?

576
00:26:26,613 --> 00:26:28,316
<i>Am I right, Tech?</i>

577
00:26:28,351 --> 00:26:30,626
It's been a long-ass time
since we heard that.

578
00:26:30,661 --> 00:26:32,122
Oh, really?

579
00:26:32,157 --> 00:26:34,729
Yeah, nigga.

580
00:26:34,764 --> 00:26:39,591
We killed 25 dudes
this month, man.

581
00:26:39,626 --> 00:26:42,000
So, if y'all
so fuckin' real,

582
00:26:42,035 --> 00:26:44,497
why ain't I never
seent you before?

583
00:26:44,532 --> 00:26:46,103
Well...
Oh!

584
00:26:46,138 --> 00:26:47,775
That's because...

585
00:26:47,810 --> 00:26:49,304
I don't know,

586
00:26:49,339 --> 00:26:53,539
maybe we didn't
wanna be seent.

587
00:26:56,885 --> 00:26:57,884
Wait a minute.

588
00:27:00,284 --> 00:27:02,020
Y'all them
Allentown niggas, ain't you?

589
00:27:02,055 --> 00:27:03,483
Us? Yes.
Nah.

590
00:27:03,518 --> 00:27:05,122
Yes, Techtonic.
Yeah, what?

591
00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:07,025
Nigga, yes,
we them Allentown niggas.

592
00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:08,356
What the fuck is
wrong with you?

593
00:27:08,391 --> 00:27:10,325
This nigga acting like

594
00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:11,590
he got amnesia up here,
fucking around.
(SPUTTERS) Crazy.

595
00:27:11,625 --> 00:27:14,329
(CHUCKLES) Shit.

596
00:27:14,364 --> 00:27:17,838
Why didn't y'all say
something earlier, man?

597
00:27:17,873 --> 00:27:20,368
We was tryin' to
stay incognito.

598
00:27:20,403 --> 00:27:22,711
You gotta keep
'em on their toes!

599
00:27:22,746 --> 00:27:23,910
(LAUGHING)

600
00:27:26,310 --> 00:27:28,442
Oh, damn.

601
00:27:28,477 --> 00:27:31,346
Why don't y'all
come over here,
have a seat so we can talk?

602
00:27:31,381 --> 00:27:32,820
Okay, yeah.

603
00:27:37,057 --> 00:27:38,958
You know, uh...

604
00:27:38,993 --> 00:27:41,895
I heard how it went down
at King Diaz's church.

605
00:27:41,930 --> 00:27:44,194
That was some cold shit.

606
00:27:44,229 --> 00:27:46,163
You know, man,
that's how we do.

607
00:27:46,198 --> 00:27:48,737
You know,
we gots to do,
how we do.

608
00:27:48,772 --> 00:27:50,233
Oh, damn!

609
00:27:50,268 --> 00:27:51,663
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Don't worry about her, man.

610
00:27:51,698 --> 00:27:52,873
That's Montana.

611
00:27:52,908 --> 00:27:54,567
RELL: <i> All right.</i>
(CHUCKLES)

612
00:27:54,602 --> 00:27:58,175
Hey, man, you know,
as much as I love snakes,

613
00:27:58,210 --> 00:28:01,013
I think we need to go
to the bathroom real quick

614
00:28:01,048 --> 00:28:02,850
and drain ours.

615
00:28:02,885 --> 00:28:05,083
Well played, yep.
That's what we should do.
Mmm-hmm.

616
00:28:05,118 --> 00:28:06,612
Oh, look who's up
from their nap.

617
00:28:13,962 --> 00:28:15,060
Hey.

618
00:28:16,129 --> 00:28:17,260
Cute cat.

619
00:28:19,033 --> 00:28:22,199
Uh, yeah. This is my nigga,
New Jack, right here, man.

620
00:28:22,234 --> 00:28:23,871
Yup. Hey, but, look,

621
00:28:23,906 --> 00:28:25,906
before y'all go run off
and do your little tinkle...

622
00:28:25,941 --> 00:28:27,468
Where'd you get him?

623
00:28:32,915 --> 00:28:34,948
Seems to me,

624
00:28:34,983 --> 00:28:38,215
no stupid-ass nigga
in his right mind

625
00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:41,119
would let a cat like
that go willy-nilly.

626
00:28:41,154 --> 00:28:42,450
The fuck?

627
00:28:42,485 --> 00:28:44,925
How much you want for him?

628
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:46,795
He serious?

629
00:28:46,830 --> 00:28:48,456
Actually, he is, man.

630
00:28:48,491 --> 00:28:51,426
We in the market right now
for a gangsta pet, so...

631
00:28:52,902 --> 00:28:55,133
Oh, well, he ain't for sale.

632
00:28:56,103 --> 00:28:58,466
Everything has a price.

633
00:28:58,501 --> 00:29:00,237
At a pet store.

634
00:29:00,272 --> 00:29:02,811
But this ain't
no motherfucking
pet store, nigga.

635
00:29:02,846 --> 00:29:04,043
CLARENCE:
<i>Well, that's a shame.</i>

636
00:29:04,078 --> 00:29:05,407
<i>Um...</i>

637
00:29:05,442 --> 00:29:07,475
<i>Thank you for</i>
<i>sharing your time.</i>

638
00:29:07,510 --> 00:29:09,785
I said,

639
00:29:09,820 --> 00:29:12,150
everything has its price.

640
00:29:15,023 --> 00:29:17,419
Well, shit. I mean, damn.

641
00:29:17,454 --> 00:29:20,257
Y'all drive
a hard-ass bargain.

642
00:29:20,292 --> 00:29:22,831
All right. Hey.
I'll be right back, pimpin'.

643
00:29:22,866 --> 00:29:24,459
(KEANU MEOWS)

644
00:29:24,494 --> 00:29:26,802
I wanna show y'all something.
Come on.

645
00:29:30,335 --> 00:29:31,697
Come on.

646
00:29:34,537 --> 00:29:38,605
I don't know if y'all know
what we slinging these days.

647
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:39,881
Holy Shit.

648
00:29:41,379 --> 00:29:43,478
Holy shit, indeed.

649
00:29:44,052 --> 00:29:45,854
Nah, man.

650
00:29:45,889 --> 00:29:48,681
That's what it's called, man.
Holy Shit.

651
00:29:48,716 --> 00:29:51,486
Only you ain't heard of it yet
because it's new.

652
00:29:51,521 --> 00:29:55,028
And we the only ones
that got it in LA.

653
00:29:55,063 --> 00:29:56,293
<i>What you're looking at</i>

654
00:29:56,328 --> 00:29:58,790
is a cross between PCP,

655
00:29:58,825 --> 00:30:01,903
MDMA and DMT.

656
00:30:02,906 --> 00:30:04,664
I mean...

657
00:30:04,699 --> 00:30:07,876
One puff of this,
and holy shit!

658
00:30:07,911 --> 00:30:09,141
It's like you...

659
00:30:11,739 --> 00:30:13,706
Smokin' crack with God.

660
00:30:15,578 --> 00:30:19,712
So, maybe y'all can accompany
these fools on a run.

661
00:30:19,747 --> 00:30:22,583
You know, show 'em how y'all
get down over in Allentown.

662
00:30:23,355 --> 00:30:24,717
(LAUGHS)

663
00:30:24,752 --> 00:30:26,488
Well, you know,
actually, though, um...

664
00:30:26,523 --> 00:30:28,622
Like a run, run?
Yeah.

665
00:30:28,657 --> 00:30:31,229
You do that,

666
00:30:31,264 --> 00:30:35,035
I'll give you New Jack
as a gesture of respect.

667
00:30:35,070 --> 00:30:38,071
Wow. But, unfortunately, we--

668
00:30:38,106 --> 00:30:39,732
Deal.

669
00:30:39,767 --> 00:30:41,371
Deal. Y'all hear that?

670
00:30:42,572 --> 00:30:44,407
<i>They gonna shadow you.</i>

671
00:30:44,442 --> 00:30:46,508
So you make sure you listen
to every word they say

672
00:30:46,543 --> 00:30:48,015
and you take it as gospel,
you understand?

673
00:30:48,050 --> 00:30:49,742
But right quick, though,
right quick, though,

674
00:30:49,777 --> 00:30:51,348
Cheddar, seriously, man.

675
00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:53,218
I just was thinking about
what's been going on.

676
00:30:53,253 --> 00:30:55,682
As recently,
our docket is full, nigga--

677
00:30:55,717 --> 00:30:58,256
And at the same time,
Cheddar,

678
00:30:58,291 --> 00:31:03,261
if I can get a moment
to discuss with my colleague.

679
00:31:03,296 --> 00:31:05,263
CLARENCE:
Let's go, let's go,
let's go, now!

680
00:31:05,298 --> 00:31:06,858
RELL: It doesn't have
to be that hard.

681
00:31:06,893 --> 00:31:08,101
I will not sell drugs.
I can't sell drugs, Rell.

682
00:31:08,136 --> 00:31:09,663
This was your idea.

683
00:31:09,698 --> 00:31:10,598
You were the one that wanted
to come here, man.

684
00:31:10,633 --> 00:31:12,501
All right, listen.

685
00:31:12,536 --> 00:31:14,272
You were the one
who said we were the
Allentown niggas.

686
00:31:14,307 --> 00:31:15,944
I am not breaking the law.

687
00:31:15,979 --> 00:31:18,012
It's easy.
It's easy, though.
It's easy!

688
00:31:18,047 --> 00:31:19,541
What's easy?
I've seen Hulka do this.

689
00:31:19,576 --> 00:31:21,873
He just stands there.
People want drugs.

690
00:31:21,908 --> 00:31:25,118
We just feed them some
bullshit about <i> New Jack City,</i>

691
00:31:25,153 --> 00:31:26,845
and we just get Keanu.

692
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:28,748
I'm not jeopardizing my family
by selling drugs, okay?

693
00:31:28,783 --> 00:31:30,090
Or--
Or?

694
00:31:30,125 --> 00:31:32,059
Maybe you'll like it.
What?

695
00:31:32,094 --> 00:31:33,456
Maybe you'll like being
a bad motherfucker.

696
00:31:33,491 --> 00:31:34,787
No, no.

697
00:31:34,822 --> 00:31:36,789
You're good at it.
What?

698
00:31:36,824 --> 00:31:39,594
And it's just team building.
This is what you do.

699
00:31:39,629 --> 00:31:41,563
I don't do team building
for drug rings.

700
00:31:41,598 --> 00:31:43,070
I do it for corporate--

701
00:31:43,105 --> 00:31:44,731
Ever hear of corporate crime?
That's not...

702
00:31:44,766 --> 00:31:46,436
HI-C: Y'all ready?
Yeah.

703
00:31:46,471 --> 00:31:48,108
Yeah.
(CLEARS THROAT)

704
00:31:48,143 --> 00:31:49,945
Good. Let's go.

705
00:31:49,980 --> 00:31:51,771
You ready, Shark Tank?

706
00:31:52,807 --> 00:31:53,949
Yeah.

707
00:31:53,984 --> 00:31:56,347
I'm fuckin' ready, Techtonic.

708
00:32:17,634 --> 00:32:19,172
Sup, sup?

709
00:32:19,207 --> 00:32:20,668
Finders keepers, yo.

710
00:32:20,703 --> 00:32:22,340
Hey, keep your distance, yo.

711
00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:24,309
No, no, no.
Know what I'm saying?

712
00:32:24,344 --> 00:32:26,179
No, don't shut that door.
No, no, no.

713
00:32:26,214 --> 00:32:28,214
I'm about to leave,
anyway, so...

714
00:32:29,976 --> 00:32:31,613
CLARENCE: All right, y'all.

715
00:32:31,648 --> 00:32:33,989
Gather 'round and whatnot.

716
00:32:34,024 --> 00:32:35,782
So, seriously,
what's gonna happen now

717
00:32:35,817 --> 00:32:38,026
before we get on this job,
it's time for us to all

718
00:32:38,061 --> 00:32:39,852
<i>get to know each other</i>
<i>a little bit better.</i>

719
00:32:39,887 --> 00:32:41,656
We gonna go in a circle,
first of all,

720
00:32:41,691 --> 00:32:43,196
and everyone
gonna say their name

721
00:32:43,231 --> 00:32:44,857
and then two
things about yourself.

722
00:32:44,892 --> 00:32:46,463
<i>For instance.</i>

723
00:32:46,498 --> 00:32:48,663
My name is Shark Tank.

724
00:32:48,698 --> 00:32:51,138
And I ran hurdles
in high school.

725
00:32:51,173 --> 00:32:52,733
And I like to hold
my gun like this.

726
00:32:53,505 --> 00:32:55,307
<i>So, that's me.</i>

727
00:32:56,002 --> 00:32:58,871
I'm Techtonic.

728
00:32:58,906 --> 00:33:01,874
I once shot two dudes
with one bullet.

729
00:33:01,909 --> 00:33:03,876
And I went to
a exclusive,

730
00:33:03,911 --> 00:33:06,153
early screening of
<i>The Blair Witch Project.</i>

731
00:33:06,188 --> 00:33:07,352
You did?
Yeah.

732
00:33:07,387 --> 00:33:08,980
I did not know that. See?

733
00:33:09,015 --> 00:33:10,652
That was before we even knew
if it was real or not.

734
00:33:10,687 --> 00:33:12,885
That's right. People thought
that shit was real.

735
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:14,491
Go on, nigga.

736
00:33:15,098 --> 00:33:17,131
I'm Bud.

737
00:33:17,166 --> 00:33:21,630
And I got into gang bangin'
after I got stabbed
by my moms.

738
00:33:21,665 --> 00:33:23,434
I'm gonna need
two things, though.

739
00:33:24,338 --> 00:33:26,338
And my grandma.

740
00:33:26,373 --> 00:33:29,044
Well, you know,
them family reunions
get crazy sometimes, man.

741
00:33:29,079 --> 00:33:30,474
Thanks for sharing, brother.

742
00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:32,245
Whassup? I'm Trunk.

743
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:33,873
I got a knock-out left hook.

744
00:33:33,908 --> 00:33:35,248
Mmm-hmm.

745
00:33:35,283 --> 00:33:37,052
I got my name

746
00:33:37,087 --> 00:33:39,010
because I accidently locked
my car keys in my trunk once.

747
00:33:39,045 --> 00:33:40,880
It happens to
the best of us, dawg.
With a dead body.

748
00:33:41,619 --> 00:33:42,849
Okay.

749
00:33:43,885 --> 00:33:45,159
Yeah, well, you know,

750
00:33:45,194 --> 00:33:47,755
Trunk is a better
name than Dead Body.

751
00:33:47,790 --> 00:33:49,229
(SUPPRESSED LAUGHTER)

752
00:33:53,565 --> 00:33:55,334
Let's move on.
What about you?

753
00:33:55,369 --> 00:33:56,731
CLARENCE: <i> Yeah.</i>

754
00:33:56,766 --> 00:33:58,073
Stitches.

755
00:33:59,109 --> 00:34:00,405
And?

756
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,044
Two things about yourself?

757
00:34:05,445 --> 00:34:06,939
Nah, nigga.

758
00:34:06,974 --> 00:34:08,611
Okay, you know what,
Shark Tank?

759
00:34:08,646 --> 00:34:10,745
I think, in his own way,

760
00:34:10,780 --> 00:34:12,615
Stitches did share something
about hisself.

761
00:34:12,650 --> 00:34:14,353
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

762
00:34:14,388 --> 00:34:16,883
We should move on.
Yeah, okay.

763
00:34:16,918 --> 00:34:19,094
I'm Hi-C.

764
00:34:19,129 --> 00:34:22,130
First off, I don't like
niggas I don't know.

765
00:34:22,165 --> 00:34:23,956
Second, I'm real curious

766
00:34:23,991 --> 00:34:27,597
about what exactly went down
at the Diaz church massacre.

767
00:34:27,632 --> 00:34:28,631
Mmm-hmm.
STITCHES: <i> Yeah.</i>

768
00:34:30,734 --> 00:34:32,107
Okay.

769
00:34:32,142 --> 00:34:34,538
Now we all know
things about each other.

770
00:34:34,573 --> 00:34:37,112
So, let's knock this
job out real quick.

771
00:34:37,147 --> 00:34:39,939
Was it really like
the word on the street?

772
00:34:41,514 --> 00:34:42,777
(STAMMERS INDISTINCTLY)

773
00:34:42,812 --> 00:34:44,614
What was the word
on the streets?

774
00:34:44,649 --> 00:34:47,221
Blood bath.
Hundred executions.

775
00:34:47,256 --> 00:34:48,453
Yeah.

776
00:34:48,488 --> 00:34:49,883
Yeah, at least 100.

777
00:34:49,918 --> 00:34:51,225
Hundred, 101.

778
00:34:51,260 --> 00:34:52,787
And you ran up the wall
and did a back flip,

779
00:34:52,822 --> 00:34:54,327
and came down and was
still shooting niggas.

780
00:34:54,362 --> 00:34:55,658
Mmm.
(CLARENCE CHUCKLES)

781
00:34:55,693 --> 00:34:57,660
Damn straight.
Did that, too.

782
00:34:57,695 --> 00:34:59,266
Well, show us.

783
00:34:59,301 --> 00:35:01,268
Hmm?
Show us!

784
00:35:01,303 --> 00:35:02,929
The flip?
Yeah.

785
00:35:02,964 --> 00:35:04,964
BUD: I think we'd all
like to see that.

786
00:35:04,999 --> 00:35:05,998
Um...

787
00:35:06,033 --> 00:35:07,934
(RELL LAUGHS)

788
00:35:07,969 --> 00:35:11,476
All right, let me
explain somethin' to
y'all real quick.

789
00:35:11,511 --> 00:35:14,512
It ain't gonna
be like you think.

790
00:35:14,547 --> 00:35:17,647
Cheddar already told y'all,
we ain't here--

791
00:35:17,682 --> 00:35:19,814
ALL: Oh!

792
00:35:19,849 --> 00:35:22,113
Damn, nigga!
You see that shit?

793
00:35:22,148 --> 00:35:23,851
He did it.
He flipped it?

794
00:35:23,886 --> 00:35:25,292
(LAUGHING)

795
00:35:25,327 --> 00:35:26,491
He flipped it.

796
00:35:26,526 --> 00:35:28,328
Bring it in
right here, homie.

797
00:35:28,363 --> 00:35:29,857
Whoo! All right!

798
00:35:29,892 --> 00:35:31,793
It's like black Jesus
up in here.

799
00:35:31,828 --> 00:35:33,432
That's what I'm talking about.

800
00:35:33,467 --> 00:35:35,269
(SOFTLY) Oh, my God!
I just did a flip. Oh, my God!

801
00:35:35,304 --> 00:35:37,997
TRUNK: <i> Shit!</i>
<i>That shit is crazy.</i>

802
00:35:38,032 --> 00:35:42,969
So next time we tell y'all
we did somethin',

803
00:35:43,004 --> 00:35:46,214
take our word that
we did somethin'.

804
00:35:46,249 --> 00:35:48,040
Now let's see you do it.
Yeah.

805
00:35:48,075 --> 00:35:49,547
What?
Sorry?

806
00:35:49,582 --> 00:35:51,318
Your turn, nigga.

807
00:35:53,014 --> 00:35:54,684
Only he's flippin' today.

808
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:56,389
Only I'm flippin'
today, y'all.

809
00:35:56,424 --> 00:35:57,885
We alternate flip days.

810
00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:59,887
CLARENCE: <i> Okay,</i>
<i>today's the day</i>

811
00:35:59,922 --> 00:36:01,493
<i>where I'm gonna be</i>
<i>doin' all the flips.</i>
(CELLPHONE CHIMES)

812
00:36:01,528 --> 00:36:03,297
<i>Y'all ain't gonna</i>
<i>see him flip today.</i>

813
00:36:03,332 --> 00:36:06,399
I'll flip the fuck
outta that shit tomorrow.

814
00:36:06,434 --> 00:36:07,565
CLARENCE: <i> Ooh, yeah!</i>

815
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,028
HI-C: <i> Hey!</i>

816
00:36:09,063 --> 00:36:11,404
Let's flip the subject
and go flip some Holy Shit.

817
00:36:11,439 --> 00:36:12,636
Okay?
Hells yeah, dirt.

818
00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:14,033
<i>Let's take care of that.</i>
Exactly.

819
00:36:14,068 --> 00:36:17,212
Yo, everybody
won't fit into my car.

820
00:36:17,247 --> 00:36:18,708
HULKA: (CRYING)
My brothers. My brothers.

821
00:36:18,743 --> 00:36:20,248
Come on, just tell me
what you want from me.

822
00:36:20,283 --> 00:36:22,745
Look, take anything.
It's all yours, okay?

823
00:36:22,780 --> 00:36:24,417
Okay? Hey, y'all like weed?

824
00:36:24,452 --> 00:36:26,848
Just untie me,
I'll go get it for you.

825
00:36:26,883 --> 00:36:28,916
(EXCLAIMING) Fuck! No!

826
00:36:28,951 --> 00:36:31,259
No! Come on!
I didn't do shit!

827
00:36:31,294 --> 00:36:32,590
<i>I wouldn't--</i>

828
00:36:32,625 --> 00:36:34,086
Oh, shit.

829
00:36:34,121 --> 00:36:35,923
I'm the fuckin' cat,
aren't I?

830
00:36:35,958 --> 00:36:38,090
<i>That's what</i>
<i>you're gonna do to me.</i>

831
00:36:38,125 --> 00:36:39,795
I ain't scared.

832
00:36:43,196 --> 00:36:44,932
The cat? The cat...

833
00:36:44,967 --> 00:36:46,406
You're looking for Keanu?

834
00:36:46,441 --> 00:36:48,276
The cat's at
Hot Party Vixens.

835
00:36:48,311 --> 00:36:49,772
You know,
that strip club downtown.

836
00:36:49,807 --> 00:36:51,708
You guys, don't kill me.

837
00:36:51,743 --> 00:36:54,106
I fuckin' know
everything about hip-hop.

838
00:37:01,885 --> 00:37:04,589
Yo, Shark,
no disrespecting, now, man,

839
00:37:06,395 --> 00:37:08,461
but why you drive
this weak-ass van?

840
00:37:08,496 --> 00:37:09,528
(SCOFFS)

841
00:37:09,563 --> 00:37:11,057
You wanna get caught,

842
00:37:11,092 --> 00:37:13,730
go ahead,
drive a little drug car.

843
00:37:13,765 --> 00:37:17,063
<i>But you wanna never</i>
<i>get pulled over again,</i>

844
00:37:17,098 --> 00:37:19,802
you drive a inconspicuous
family vehicle.

845
00:37:19,837 --> 00:37:23,278
Inconspicuous,
least hardcore,

846
00:37:23,313 --> 00:37:27,139
motherfuckin' soccer mom,
<i>Full House</i> thing.

847
00:37:27,174 --> 00:37:28,976
Where we goin' again?

848
00:37:29,011 --> 00:37:30,582
Just head towards
the Hollywood Hills.

849
00:37:30,617 --> 00:37:32,617
I'll guide you from there.

850
00:37:32,652 --> 00:37:34,850
Wordness to the turdness.

851
00:37:42,497 --> 00:37:44,156
HI-C: Here we are.

852
00:37:46,369 --> 00:37:47,368
(GRUNTS)

853
00:37:50,131 --> 00:37:51,130
You comin'?

854
00:37:55,642 --> 00:37:56,707
Nah.

855
00:37:57,545 --> 00:37:59,171
You got this.

856
00:37:59,206 --> 00:38:00,810
Nah. Fuck that.
You comin' with.

857
00:38:00,845 --> 00:38:02,812
Cheddar said you was gonna
show me how to do this.

858
00:38:02,847 --> 00:38:04,319
Yeah, go ahead, Techtonic.

859
00:38:04,354 --> 00:38:07,751
I'ma show these
guys how to keep watch.

860
00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:09,324
Thank you, Shark Tank.

861
00:38:09,359 --> 00:38:10,919
You're more than welcome,
nigga.

862
00:38:10,954 --> 00:38:13,295
HI-C: Come on. We gotta
get this over with, man.

863
00:38:14,661 --> 00:38:16,760
Don't worry about it, baby.

864
00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:18,993
Ain't no thang.

865
00:38:19,028 --> 00:38:20,896
Ain't no thang.

866
00:38:21,899 --> 00:38:23,371
(DOOR BEEPING)

867
00:38:28,411 --> 00:38:29,410
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

868
00:38:32,173 --> 00:38:33,909
Watch and learn.

869
00:38:36,309 --> 00:38:37,715
(MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)

870
00:38:39,653 --> 00:38:41,246
(GASPING) Hi!

871
00:38:47,221 --> 00:38:48,924
(WOMAN LAUGHING
IN OTHER ROOM)

872
00:39:07,274 --> 00:39:08,383
Ah!

873
00:39:08,418 --> 00:39:10,913
Yay! You guys are here!

874
00:39:10,948 --> 00:39:12,387
Oh, finally!

875
00:39:13,214 --> 00:39:14,554
What's up?

876
00:39:15,689 --> 00:39:18,426
Somebody order some drugs?

877
00:39:18,461 --> 00:39:19,823
(SHOUTING EXCITEDLY)

878
00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:22,155
Yes! Oh, my God!

879
00:39:22,190 --> 00:39:25,092
I was just telling these guys

880
00:39:25,127 --> 00:39:28,535
about this job
that I did in Paris for
a couple of months,

881
00:39:28,570 --> 00:39:30,603
and this guy, he let me
smoke some of this stuff.

882
00:39:30,638 --> 00:39:34,068
<i>And I swear to God,</i>
<i>this drug is insane.</i>

883
00:39:34,103 --> 00:39:35,872
<i>And the beauty is,</i>

884
00:39:35,907 --> 00:39:38,512
every trip is different!

885
00:39:38,547 --> 00:39:42,010
Ha! Can I please
see it? (VOCALIZING)

886
00:39:42,045 --> 00:39:44,452
Ooh. Backpack. Backpack.

887
00:39:44,487 --> 00:39:46,113
(IMITATING DUCK)

888
00:39:46,148 --> 00:39:48,313
<i>Got a neat little backpack.</i>
(GIGGLES)

889
00:39:49,921 --> 00:39:51,118
(EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)

890
00:39:51,153 --> 00:39:52,284
Yes!

891
00:39:52,319 --> 00:39:54,759
Oh, my God, yes!

892
00:39:54,794 --> 00:39:56,596
Come on, please,
please, please! Come sit.

893
00:39:56,631 --> 00:39:58,532
Have a drink. Sit down!

894
00:39:58,567 --> 00:40:00,666
Sorry, we just
want to see the money.

895
00:40:04,936 --> 00:40:05,935
(SIGHS)

896
00:40:07,004 --> 00:40:10,236
You see, Donnie,

897
00:40:10,271 --> 00:40:13,481
some people don't
respect the game.

898
00:40:13,516 --> 00:40:15,043
What game?

899
00:40:15,078 --> 00:40:16,913
Life!

900
00:40:16,948 --> 00:40:19,619
Life is a fuckin' game!

901
00:40:19,654 --> 00:40:21,214
<i>And the only</i>
<i>real question is,</i>

902
00:40:21,249 --> 00:40:24,217
<i>who are the players</i>
<i>and who are the pieces?</i>

903
00:40:24,252 --> 00:40:26,560
Come on, you guys.
Let's smoke some Holy Shit.

904
00:40:26,595 --> 00:40:28,419
No, no, no.

905
00:40:28,454 --> 00:40:30,124
<i>Thought I made</i>
<i>myself clear.</i>

906
00:40:30,159 --> 00:40:32,291
We're not interested.

907
00:40:32,326 --> 00:40:33,897
(EXHALES)

908
00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:34,931
(SPLUTTERING)

909
00:40:50,685 --> 00:40:52,245
Man, fuck!

910
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:53,950
Let's get some tunes
goin' in this motherfucker.

911
00:40:53,985 --> 00:40:55,347
Something, man.
Tunes, man, yeah.

912
00:40:55,382 --> 00:40:57,151
Fuck, yeah. Let's see
what we got here.

913
00:40:57,186 --> 00:40:58,625
I know you got
some killer shit.

914
00:40:58,660 --> 00:40:59,989
(LIGHT POP MUSIC PLAYING)
Actually, no, we...

915
00:41:00,024 --> 00:41:02,530
What? Yo.

916
00:41:02,565 --> 00:41:05,533
Yo, Shark Tank, my nigga.
Um... (CLEARS THROAT)

917
00:41:07,163 --> 00:41:08,866
What the fuck is this?

918
00:41:08,901 --> 00:41:10,901
What the fuck is this?

919
00:41:13,301 --> 00:41:14,300
Oh...

920
00:41:16,238 --> 00:41:18,370
Shit, niggas!

921
00:41:18,405 --> 00:41:21,208
This my shit right here!

922
00:41:21,243 --> 00:41:22,407
This your shit?

923
00:41:23,410 --> 00:41:26,213
This shit sound kinda white.

924
00:41:26,248 --> 00:41:27,819
White? White?
STITCHES: Yeah.

925
00:41:27,854 --> 00:41:30,481
Niggas, this is
George Michael, right here.

926
00:41:30,516 --> 00:41:32,054
All right?
This one of the greatest

927
00:41:32,089 --> 00:41:34,287
recording artists
of all time, man.

928
00:41:34,322 --> 00:41:36,487
This the real OG up in here.

929
00:41:36,522 --> 00:41:37,730
So,

930
00:41:38,392 --> 00:41:39,765
he black, then?

931
00:41:40,933 --> 00:41:43,395
You know, he light-skinned.

932
00:41:43,430 --> 00:41:46,167
And then, he used to roll
with this nigga, Ridgeley.

933
00:41:46,202 --> 00:41:48,235
Yeah.

934
00:41:48,270 --> 00:41:50,336
And then, George Michael
was trying to do
that solo thing, right?

935
00:41:50,371 --> 00:41:52,646
And then, wham!

936
00:41:52,681 --> 00:41:58,080
Then nobody never see
Ridgeley ever again.

937
00:41:58,115 --> 00:42:00,588
He killed the motherfucker?

938
00:42:00,623 --> 00:42:01,886
Nobody

939
00:42:02,592 --> 00:42:03,789
ever

940
00:42:04,286 --> 00:42:05,560
seen

941
00:42:06,189 --> 00:42:07,892
him

942
00:42:07,927 --> 00:42:09,454
again.

943
00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:11,159
Shit.

944
00:42:11,194 --> 00:42:13,029
I'll fuck with that nigga.

945
00:42:13,064 --> 00:42:14,899
I'll fuck with him.

946
00:42:14,934 --> 00:42:17,099
Hey, hey, y'all.
If he start that shit.

947
00:42:17,134 --> 00:42:20,102
Wait till y'all
hear this next track,
though, dirt.

948
00:42:21,072 --> 00:42:22,203
You know,

949
00:42:22,238 --> 00:42:24,612
in samurai times,

950
00:42:25,307 --> 00:42:27,109
a refusal

951
00:42:27,144 --> 00:42:29,408
to sit at a man's court

952
00:42:29,443 --> 00:42:32,411
was considered a profound
insult to his honor.

953
00:42:36,450 --> 00:42:37,724
Ha!

954
00:42:37,759 --> 00:42:40,254
I'm just fucking with you!
(LAUGHS)

955
00:42:40,289 --> 00:42:41,992
You should have
seen your face.

956
00:42:42,830 --> 00:42:44,522
Oh, my God.

957
00:42:44,557 --> 00:42:46,931
Oh, that was amazing.

958
00:42:46,966 --> 00:42:48,735
Mmm.

959
00:42:48,770 --> 00:42:50,231
Crazy.
(SNIFFING)

960
00:42:50,266 --> 00:42:52,134
Whoo!

961
00:42:52,169 --> 00:42:54,873
(CLEARS THROAT)
The man asked for the money.

962
00:42:54,908 --> 00:42:56,611
Yeah.

963
00:42:56,646 --> 00:42:58,206
(BLOWS RASPBERRIES)

964
00:42:58,241 --> 00:42:59,845
Rachel, get the bag.

965
00:43:00,749 --> 00:43:01,880
I'm not your slave.

966
00:43:01,915 --> 00:43:03,508
Get the fucking bag!

967
00:43:09,450 --> 00:43:10,449
Ooh!

968
00:43:12,354 --> 00:43:15,553
I loved you in
<i>The House Bunny,</i> by the way.

969
00:43:15,588 --> 00:43:17,555
Thank you, man.
Yeah. Yeah.

970
00:43:17,590 --> 00:43:20,327
You know this chick?

971
00:43:20,362 --> 00:43:22,637
It's Anna Faris,
the actress.

972
00:43:22,672 --> 00:43:23,869
She's in movies?

973
00:43:25,169 --> 00:43:27,400
RELL: <i> Lost in Translation?</i>

974
00:43:27,435 --> 00:43:29,534
<i>Chipwrecked?</i>
<i>The Squeakquel?</i>

975
00:43:31,010 --> 00:43:32,779
<i>Scary Movie?</i>

976
00:43:32,814 --> 00:43:33,978
Oh... You in that movie?

977
00:43:34,013 --> 00:43:36,079
<i>Scary Movie 1, 2, 3</i> and <i> 4.</i>

978
00:43:36,114 --> 00:43:37,850
Not <i> 5.</i> Too old.

979
00:43:37,885 --> 00:43:39,148
Hmm.

980
00:43:39,183 --> 00:43:40,952
But, enough! Enough! Enough!

981
00:43:40,987 --> 00:43:44,285
No more Hollywood talk.
I'm so sick of this bullshit.

982
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,892
Yeah.
ANNA: <i> All I care about</i>

983
00:43:47,697 --> 00:43:49,191
is truth.

984
00:43:51,162 --> 00:43:52,491
Or dare.

985
00:43:54,704 --> 00:43:56,627
Truth or dare!

986
00:43:56,662 --> 00:43:58,904
(CLARENCE SINGING
GEORGE MICHAEL SONG
"FATHER FIGURE")

987
00:44:03,812 --> 00:44:06,813
Yo, that chorus do
kick in nice, though.

988
00:44:06,848 --> 00:44:09,046
It does, don't it?
Yeah, yeah. I mean,

989
00:44:09,081 --> 00:44:11,180
y'all hear the father
figure part, right?

990
00:44:11,215 --> 00:44:13,149
Because, my man
right here,

991
00:44:13,184 --> 00:44:15,822
he didn't have his own
positive male role model
in his life.

992
00:44:15,857 --> 00:44:17,153
So...

993
00:44:17,188 --> 00:44:18,319
Damn!

994
00:44:18,354 --> 00:44:19,859
Yo, I never knew my daddy.

995
00:44:19,894 --> 00:44:21,520
Really?
No.

996
00:44:25,592 --> 00:44:28,098
(BOTH SINGING
GEORGE MICHAEL SONG
"FATHER FIGURE")

997
00:44:49,385 --> 00:44:50,582
(MUSIC STOPS)

998
00:44:50,617 --> 00:44:51,891
Mmm-hmm.

999
00:44:51,926 --> 00:44:54,058
Man, George Michael
the shit, man!

1000
00:44:54,093 --> 00:44:56,027
Right, dawg?
Right on, man.

1001
00:44:56,062 --> 00:44:57,589
Love that man.

1002
00:44:57,624 --> 00:44:58,865
Truth.

1003
00:44:58,900 --> 00:44:59,932
(EXHALES)

1004
00:44:59,967 --> 00:45:02,770
What is

1005
00:45:02,805 --> 00:45:06,037
the dirtiest, most fucked-up
thing you've ever done?

1006
00:45:07,700 --> 00:45:08,710
Mmm...

1007
00:45:10,208 --> 00:45:12,109
You know, you don't have to--

1008
00:45:12,144 --> 00:45:15,244
This dude cheated on my sister
and I cut his dick off.

1009
00:45:15,279 --> 00:45:17,609
Oh... Uh...

1010
00:45:17,644 --> 00:45:18,951
(GRUNTS)

1011
00:45:18,986 --> 00:45:20,788
Fuck, yeah!

1012
00:45:20,823 --> 00:45:24,220
That is the kind of shit
you should get paid for.

1013
00:45:24,926 --> 00:45:26,387
Thank you.

1014
00:45:26,422 --> 00:45:28,653
ANNA: <i> Okay, your turn,</i>
<i>same question.</i>

1015
00:45:31,097 --> 00:45:32,932
Most fucked-up?

1016
00:45:34,001 --> 00:45:35,000
(SIGHS)

1017
00:45:37,103 --> 00:45:39,598
I once cut two dicks off.

1018
00:45:41,008 --> 00:45:43,272
Yeah, that's right.

1019
00:45:44,638 --> 00:45:46,143
They didn't
even see it coming.

1020
00:45:46,178 --> 00:45:47,309
Snuck up on them.

1021
00:45:47,344 --> 00:45:50,246
<i>Got real close.</i>

1022
00:45:50,281 --> 00:45:53,513
One of them was long,
thin, pointy,
like a pencil.

1023
00:45:55,154 --> 00:45:58,991
The other one
was short, girthy.

1024
00:45:59,026 --> 00:46:00,861
Had a little bit
of heft to it.

1025
00:46:02,524 --> 00:46:07,263
<i>Got up in there lickety-split,</i>
<i>snip, snip, yeah.</i>

1026
00:46:09,102 --> 00:46:10,970
I took them, too.

1027
00:46:11,005 --> 00:46:14,600
So, yeah, I'm
a motherfuckin' dick-taker.

1028
00:46:20,344 --> 00:46:23,543
300 for the dick-taker.

1029
00:46:24,315 --> 00:46:25,611
(GRUNTS)

1030
00:46:25,646 --> 00:46:26,788
Okay.

1031
00:46:30,057 --> 00:46:31,287
So, Allentown--

1032
00:46:31,322 --> 00:46:33,256
What? Nigga, fuck,
what? Nigga.

1033
00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:34,686
Tell me about it, man.
Was it crazy?

1034
00:46:34,721 --> 00:46:35,863
Surely should have been.

1035
00:46:35,898 --> 00:46:37,326
Was it...

1036
00:46:37,361 --> 00:46:39,834
Hells bells, hold on
to your shells, nigga.

1037
00:46:39,869 --> 00:46:42,001
Shit was crazy,
shit was crazy.

1038
00:46:42,036 --> 00:46:45,532
We was just dodging bullets
on a everyday basis.

1039
00:46:45,567 --> 00:46:48,436
You know, just for survival.

1040
00:46:48,471 --> 00:46:50,944
But, you know, the thing
about me and Techtonic,

1041
00:46:50,979 --> 00:46:52,880
is our communication skills.

1042
00:46:52,915 --> 00:46:56,213
That's the backbone
of our teamwork.

1043
00:46:56,248 --> 00:46:58,314
You feel me?
Yeah.

1044
00:46:58,349 --> 00:46:59,678
I get that.

1045
00:46:59,713 --> 00:47:00,987
All right.

1046
00:47:02,518 --> 00:47:04,023
You know what?
Mmm.

1047
00:47:05,488 --> 00:47:08,060
I never told y'all
niggas how I got this.

1048
00:47:10,394 --> 00:47:13,329
A kid stabbed me
'cause I stole his Ring Pop.

1049
00:47:14,497 --> 00:47:16,332
That's awful, man.

1050
00:47:16,367 --> 00:47:18,004
How old were you?

1051
00:47:18,039 --> 00:47:19,401
Twenty-three.

1052
00:47:19,436 --> 00:47:20,633
Oh.

1053
00:47:20,668 --> 00:47:22,569
(CLEARS THROAT)
Okay. Well...

1054
00:47:22,604 --> 00:47:24,538
Yeah, thank you
for sharing, though.

1055
00:47:24,573 --> 00:47:26,573
That felt good.

1056
00:47:26,608 --> 00:47:28,212
I got one, too.
Check it out.

1057
00:47:28,247 --> 00:47:29,378
Okay, yeah.
Let's see that.

1058
00:47:29,413 --> 00:47:31,149
BUD: Buckshot.

1059
00:47:31,184 --> 00:47:32,810
Holding up a liquor store.

1060
00:47:32,845 --> 00:47:34,680
Oh, man.

1061
00:47:34,715 --> 00:47:37,892
And then he shot you, man.
That's crazy.

1062
00:47:37,927 --> 00:47:40,587
Nah, actually,
it made the news,

1063
00:47:40,622 --> 00:47:43,161
and when I got back to
my grandmamma house,
she shot me.

1064
00:47:43,196 --> 00:47:44,492
Okay, you know,
you need to spend

1065
00:47:44,527 --> 00:47:45,823
a little less time
with your family.

1066
00:47:45,858 --> 00:47:47,726
I'm gonna advise that.

1067
00:47:47,761 --> 00:47:49,332
Hell, yeah.
So, what you got?

1068
00:47:49,367 --> 00:47:51,862
Me? Oh, okay,
let me, um...
Yeah, yeah.

1069
00:47:51,897 --> 00:47:53,534
(CLICKS TONGUE)

1070
00:47:53,569 --> 00:47:55,602
Come on, man.
You got a bunch
of shit, man.

1071
00:47:55,637 --> 00:47:57,142
Here it is.
You ain't gotta be modest.

1072
00:47:59,872 --> 00:48:01,542
A damn-ass street fight.

1073
00:48:01,577 --> 00:48:03,280
Appendix.

1074
00:48:03,315 --> 00:48:04,314
Blam...

1075
00:48:05,614 --> 00:48:06,745
Your appendix?

1076
00:48:06,780 --> 00:48:08,054
They took it
out of my body.

1077
00:48:08,089 --> 00:48:10,353
What?
Mmm-hmm.
Mmm-hmm.

1078
00:48:10,388 --> 00:48:12,058
Y'all don't even want
to hear about

1079
00:48:12,093 --> 00:48:14,060
what went down
with my wisdom teeth.

1080
00:48:14,095 --> 00:48:15,391
Shit.
Damn.

1081
00:48:16,130 --> 00:48:17,459
Truth or dare?

1082
00:48:17,494 --> 00:48:18,625
Dare.

1083
00:48:18,660 --> 00:48:20,627
Why would you choose dare?

1084
00:48:20,662 --> 00:48:21,661
ANNA: <i> Hmm...</i>

1085
00:48:23,137 --> 00:48:25,467
I dare you

1086
00:48:28,076 --> 00:48:29,240
to shoot your friend.

1087
00:48:31,508 --> 00:48:32,771
You jokin'.

1088
00:48:32,806 --> 00:48:34,146
She's jokin'.

1089
00:48:36,018 --> 00:48:37,710
You know she's
jokin', right?

1090
00:48:37,745 --> 00:48:39,316
ANNA: <i> I'm not joking.</i>

1091
00:48:39,351 --> 00:48:41,483
That's $10,000.

1092
00:48:44,191 --> 00:48:45,322
What?

1093
00:48:45,357 --> 00:48:46,422
<i>Hey.</i>

1094
00:48:50,362 --> 00:48:52,758
Show us what it looks like

1095
00:48:52,793 --> 00:48:55,035
to see a man's brains explode.

1096
00:48:56,632 --> 00:48:58,335
Hey.

1097
00:48:58,370 --> 00:49:00,634
Fuck it!
He ain't my friend.

1098
00:49:00,669 --> 00:49:03,406
Hey! Fuck. Yo, Hi-C!

1099
00:49:03,441 --> 00:49:04,836
(PANTING EXCITEDLY)

1100
00:49:04,871 --> 00:49:07,443
Don't let white girl
tear us apart, Hi-C.

1101
00:49:07,478 --> 00:49:10,314
This is fuckin'
black-on-black violence.
This is how it happens.

1102
00:49:10,349 --> 00:49:13,449
Don't fuckin'
let Anna Faris tear us apart!

1103
00:49:13,484 --> 00:49:16,386
Yes, come on.
Show us what
death looks like.

1104
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:19,686
<i>Come on.</i>

1105
00:49:19,721 --> 00:49:22,194
Do it. Do it,
do it, do it.

1106
00:49:22,229 --> 00:49:23,855
<i>Do it, do it, do it.</i>

1107
00:49:23,890 --> 00:49:25,692
Do it, do it.

1108
00:49:25,727 --> 00:49:27,034
<i>Do it!</i>

1109
00:49:27,069 --> 00:49:28,827
Fuck that!
(GROANS)

1110
00:49:28,862 --> 00:49:30,499
<i>The fuck is wrong with you?</i>

1111
00:49:30,534 --> 00:49:32,468
Get it, then!

1112
00:49:32,503 --> 00:49:34,734
What?
Get the cash,
motherfucker!

1113
00:49:36,309 --> 00:49:38,573
You broke my nose!

1114
00:49:39,906 --> 00:49:41,213
Look, look, look!

1115
00:49:44,713 --> 00:49:46,185
(RACHEL SCREAMS)

1116
00:49:46,220 --> 00:49:48,715
You fucking peasant!

1117
00:49:48,750 --> 00:49:49,749
(RELL GRUNTING)

1118
00:49:50,587 --> 00:49:52,554
Crazy bitch!

1119
00:49:52,589 --> 00:49:53,984
(RACHEL SCREAMING)

1120
00:49:54,019 --> 00:49:56,492
HI-C: Bring your ass here,
little Wendy!

1121
00:49:56,527 --> 00:49:57,592
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
(GUNSHOTS)

1122
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:00,166
HI-C: Come on.
Let's go!

1123
00:50:06,031 --> 00:50:09,439
(ALL SINGING
GEORGE MICHAEL SONG
"ONE MORE TRY")

1124
00:50:32,959 --> 00:50:34,167
Move!

1125
00:50:34,202 --> 00:50:35,630
Get in the back!

1126
00:50:36,369 --> 00:50:37,533
Move it!

1127
00:50:37,568 --> 00:50:38,567
(ENGINE TURNS OVER)

1128
00:50:39,471 --> 00:50:41,031
Drive!

1129
00:50:41,066 --> 00:50:42,703
CLARENCE: <i> I gotta</i>
<i>start the car.</i>

1130
00:50:44,443 --> 00:50:45,772
You good?

1131
00:50:49,118 --> 00:50:50,579
<i>Come on. Drive!</i>

1132
00:50:51,714 --> 00:50:53,516
I said drive, motherfucker!

1133
00:50:53,551 --> 00:50:54,946
CLARENCE:
I'm going, I'm going.

1134
00:50:54,981 --> 00:50:56,189
HI-C: Seat belts and shit!
Come on, y'all.

1135
00:50:56,224 --> 00:50:57,520
(ALL VOCALIZING)

1136
00:50:57,555 --> 00:50:59,621
HI-C: What the
fuck is y'all singing?

1137
00:50:59,656 --> 00:51:01,557
ALL: George Michael.

1138
00:51:01,592 --> 00:51:04,098
HI-C: Shit, don't break
the goddamn van.

1139
00:51:04,958 --> 00:51:06,463
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1140
00:51:11,063 --> 00:51:12,106
BUD: Oh, Stitches!

1141
00:51:12,141 --> 00:51:13,371
STITCHES: No, no... (LAUGHS)

1142
00:51:13,406 --> 00:51:15,032
BUD: You ain't
gonna hit nobody.

1143
00:51:15,067 --> 00:51:16,275
Oh, there it goes!

1144
00:51:16,310 --> 00:51:17,771
<i>We still got</i>
<i>this party shit</i>

1145
00:51:17,806 --> 00:51:19,377
<i>goin' on later or what?</i>
HI-C: <i> Yeah.</i>

1146
00:51:19,412 --> 00:51:20,543
CLARENCE: <i> We're going</i>
<i>downstairs in a second.</i>

1147
00:51:20,578 --> 00:51:21,940
<i>Don't even worry</i>
<i>about that.</i>

1148
00:51:21,975 --> 00:51:23,381
About time you passed
that shit, eh?

1149
00:51:23,416 --> 00:51:24,481
Here's the thing, man.
I was, like--

1150
00:51:24,516 --> 00:51:25,647
(CLEARS THROAT)

1151
00:51:25,682 --> 00:51:27,814
Just say some...
Yeah, dawg?

1152
00:51:27,849 --> 00:51:30,949
Shark Tank, can I catch
your ear for a second?

1153
00:51:30,984 --> 00:51:32,489
All right, dawg!

1154
00:51:32,524 --> 00:51:34,458
To be continued, y'all.

1155
00:51:34,493 --> 00:51:35,987
All right.

1156
00:51:36,022 --> 00:51:37,857
<i>I'll be right back.</i>
BUD: <i> Okay, Stitches.</i>

1157
00:51:38,695 --> 00:51:39,925
Nah!

1158
00:51:40,796 --> 00:51:42,565
I gotta tell you, man,

1159
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:45,172
I'm having an amazing time,
and these are not bad people.

1160
00:51:45,207 --> 00:51:47,504
Clarence, Clarence,
they're bad people.

1161
00:51:47,539 --> 00:51:49,176
No, no--
They're very, very bad.

1162
00:51:49,211 --> 00:51:50,441
Okay. They're drug dealers,
and I get all of that--

1163
00:51:50,476 --> 00:51:51,904
Listen to me.
Listen to me.

1164
00:51:51,939 --> 00:51:53,411
In the mansion, earlier--
Yeah, yeah.

1165
00:51:53,446 --> 00:51:55,006
TRUNK: <i> Hey! Shark!</i>

1166
00:51:55,041 --> 00:51:57,008
Shark Tank!
Come here!

1167
00:51:57,043 --> 00:51:59,186
Shut the fuck up,
nigga. (LAUGHS)

1168
00:51:59,221 --> 00:52:01,353
Dumb motherfucker.

1169
00:52:01,388 --> 00:52:03,586
Okay. We'll just have
a couple more drinks,

1170
00:52:03,621 --> 00:52:05,522
and then we'll just go see
where Cheddar's at, right?
(SLOWLY EXHALING)

1171
00:52:05,557 --> 00:52:07,326
I never get to go out.
I never go out.

1172
00:52:07,361 --> 00:52:08,987
I am doing something
that Hannah asked.

1173
00:52:09,022 --> 00:52:10,362
This is for my marriage.

1174
00:52:10,397 --> 00:52:12,661
These drinks are
for my marriage.

1175
00:52:12,696 --> 00:52:14,432
Thank you.
Thank you so much.

1176
00:52:14,467 --> 00:52:16,533
I cannot tell you how much
I appreciate that. All right.

1177
00:52:16,568 --> 00:52:17,699
BUD: <i> Shark,</i>
<i>you better hurry up!</i>

1178
00:52:17,734 --> 00:52:19,129
CLARENCE: <i> Listen up, niggas.</i>

1179
00:52:19,164 --> 00:52:21,637
BUD: <i> We about to be</i>
<i>out this motherfucker.</i>

1180
00:52:21,672 --> 00:52:23,100
Oh!
You good?

1181
00:52:23,135 --> 00:52:24,145
(LAUGHS)

1182
00:52:25,511 --> 00:52:26,807
(FORCED LAUGHTER)

1183
00:52:27,909 --> 00:52:29,876
You got me on that one.

1184
00:52:29,911 --> 00:52:31,185
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

1185
00:52:32,353 --> 00:52:33,748
You good, though?

1186
00:52:35,081 --> 00:52:36,718
Yeah, I'm good.

1187
00:52:38,887 --> 00:52:40,656
You good?

1188
00:52:40,691 --> 00:52:42,427
Yeah. I'm good.

1189
00:52:46,763 --> 00:52:50,468
Shit got crazy
back there, huh?

1190
00:52:50,503 --> 00:52:52,734
You ain't never seen
nobody get killed before?

1191
00:52:52,769 --> 00:52:53,867
(SCOFFS)

1192
00:52:53,902 --> 00:52:55,341
Me?

1193
00:52:55,376 --> 00:52:57,706
Yeah, I've seen
people get killed before,

1194
00:52:57,741 --> 00:52:58,938
by me.

1195
00:53:00,777 --> 00:53:04,251
I was just trying
to say that, usually
in Allentown,

1196
00:53:04,286 --> 00:53:07,419
we handle our business
a little bit
more professionally.

1197
00:53:07,454 --> 00:53:08,552
Mmm-hmm.

1198
00:53:08,587 --> 00:53:09,784
Okay.

1199
00:53:14,956 --> 00:53:16,725
You, uh...

1200
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:18,694
You ever think about
gettin' out the game?

1201
00:53:19,565 --> 00:53:20,597
No.

1202
00:53:22,403 --> 00:53:24,733
That's a shame.

1203
00:53:24,768 --> 00:53:29,067
I would imagine that
it's a tough job for
a woman to be here.

1204
00:53:30,609 --> 00:53:33,203
Not that you can't,

1205
00:53:33,238 --> 00:53:35,777
because a woman can do
anything a man can do, but...

1206
00:53:35,812 --> 00:53:37,746
(SNIFFLES) Yeah.

1207
00:53:37,781 --> 00:53:39,253
You think if I
get out the game,

1208
00:53:39,288 --> 00:53:41,552
niggas gonna stop thinkin'
they own bitches?

1209
00:53:43,325 --> 00:53:44,984
Well, I'm not like that.

1210
00:53:46,658 --> 00:53:47,954
You're not?

1211
00:53:47,989 --> 00:53:49,153
Nah.

1212
00:53:51,498 --> 00:53:54,092
I bet you,
out there somewhere

1213
00:53:54,127 --> 00:53:58,635
there's a non-gangster
motherfucker

1214
00:53:58,670 --> 00:54:00,670
that'd be real
lucky to have you.

1215
00:54:01,739 --> 00:54:03,002
I mean...

1216
00:54:05,006 --> 00:54:06,841
You look kind of like

1217
00:54:08,350 --> 00:54:10,482
the female lion
in <i> The Lion King.</i>

1218
00:54:10,517 --> 00:54:11,714
Nala.

1219
00:54:11,749 --> 00:54:13,111
That's crazy
that you say that,

1220
00:54:13,146 --> 00:54:14,552
because it's, like,
my favorite cartoon.

1221
00:54:14,587 --> 00:54:16,620
Really?
Yeah,
and I'm a Leo.

1222
00:54:16,655 --> 00:54:17,951
That's crazy how
you knew that.

1223
00:54:17,986 --> 00:54:19,755
You must be
psychic or somethin'.

1224
00:54:19,790 --> 00:54:21,086
Wow.

1225
00:54:21,121 --> 00:54:22,428
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

1226
00:54:26,599 --> 00:54:29,226
You don't want to
get mixed up with
a dude like me.

1227
00:54:29,261 --> 00:54:31,063
I'm a wanderer.

1228
00:54:31,098 --> 00:54:32,306
Oh, you gay.

1229
00:54:32,341 --> 00:54:34,000
No.
Yeah.

1230
00:54:34,035 --> 00:54:35,903
Why you think
I'm gay, though?

1231
00:54:35,938 --> 00:54:37,509
I'm just messing
with you, man.

1232
00:54:37,544 --> 00:54:39,038
I know you not gay.

1233
00:54:39,843 --> 00:54:41,513
How do you know?

1234
00:54:41,548 --> 00:54:43,449
I could tell
you like girls.

1235
00:54:45,013 --> 00:54:46,177
Good.

1236
00:54:47,389 --> 00:54:49,719
I wanna thank you
for earlier.

1237
00:54:50,491 --> 00:54:51,556
Really?

1238
00:54:52,856 --> 00:54:54,922
Like, for what?

1239
00:54:54,957 --> 00:54:56,495
For helping me
kill those people.

1240
00:54:56,530 --> 00:54:57,826
Yeah. Well, I...

1241
00:54:57,861 --> 00:55:00,532
No. No. I... (CLEARS THROAT)

1242
00:55:00,567 --> 00:55:02,094
I ain't help you
kill them people.

1243
00:55:02,129 --> 00:55:03,832
You did that on your own.

1244
00:55:03,867 --> 00:55:05,768
It's kind of like we
killed them together.

1245
00:55:05,803 --> 00:55:11,807
Nah, I think it's more
like you murdered them
on your own.

1246
00:55:11,842 --> 00:55:15,547
Mmm. But I couldn't
have done it without you.

1247
00:55:15,582 --> 00:55:19,782
Agree to disagree
with that one.

1248
00:55:19,817 --> 00:55:21,718
We killed them together.

1249
00:55:22,721 --> 00:55:24,655
Well, legally speaking,

1250
00:55:25,724 --> 00:55:27,328
I did not help you.

1251
00:55:29,431 --> 00:55:30,430
Mmm...

1252
00:55:31,763 --> 00:55:33,059
You all right?

1253
00:55:33,094 --> 00:55:34,731
I didn't...

1254
00:55:34,766 --> 00:55:36,062
You was kind of close.

1255
00:55:36,097 --> 00:55:37,228
Yeah.

1256
00:55:38,198 --> 00:55:39,637
Got my trick knee.

1257
00:55:39,672 --> 00:55:41,133
Why don't we go ahead
and finish this downstairs?

1258
00:55:41,168 --> 00:55:43,168
Mmm-hmm. You wanna...
I go first.

1259
00:55:43,203 --> 00:55:44,708
Yeah. Go on.

1260
00:55:44,743 --> 00:55:46,545
Come on, y'all.
Let's go to this party, man.

1261
00:55:46,580 --> 00:55:48,041
BUD: Hell, yeah.
RELL: You heard her, y'all.

1262
00:55:48,076 --> 00:55:50,109
BUD: Niggas is in here
caking and shit.

1263
00:55:50,947 --> 00:55:52,353
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1264
00:56:32,593 --> 00:56:34,692
Allentown!

1265
00:56:34,727 --> 00:56:36,529
(ALL CHEERING)

1266
00:56:36,564 --> 00:56:37,563
Whoo!

1267
00:56:41,668 --> 00:56:44,438
Excuse me. Can I come
through here for a second?

1268
00:56:44,473 --> 00:56:46,000
Excuse me!

1269
00:56:48,169 --> 00:56:49,938
Hey!
Hey, hey!

1270
00:56:49,973 --> 00:56:51,808
We said one drink!

1271
00:56:51,843 --> 00:56:53,975
Hey, but we're
turning it out, man!

1272
00:56:54,010 --> 00:56:56,373
It's not "turn out,"
it's "turn up"!

1273
00:56:56,408 --> 00:56:58,276
And it's time to
turn down, man!

1274
00:56:58,311 --> 00:56:59,816
Oh, hey, hey, hey.

1275
00:56:59,851 --> 00:57:02,214
Okay. I see what's going on.

1276
00:57:02,249 --> 00:57:04,557
You're just mad
because they like Shark Tank

1277
00:57:04,592 --> 00:57:06,053
more than they like Techtonic!

1278
00:57:06,088 --> 00:57:07,725
What? No, no!

1279
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:09,628
I'm sorry.
I just have
a lot of personality.

1280
00:57:09,663 --> 00:57:11,124
I don't know what
to tell you, brother.

1281
00:57:11,159 --> 00:57:13,126
What?
What?

1282
00:57:13,161 --> 00:57:15,568
First of all, I don't care

1283
00:57:15,603 --> 00:57:17,735
if they like Shark Tank
more than Techtonic.

1284
00:57:17,770 --> 00:57:19,198
They're murderers!

1285
00:57:19,871 --> 00:57:21,002
All right.

1286
00:57:21,037 --> 00:57:22,476
Second of all,
no, they don't!

1287
00:57:22,511 --> 00:57:23,774
STITCHES: <i> Yo, Tank!</i>

1288
00:57:24,711 --> 00:57:26,073
What up?

1289
00:57:26,108 --> 00:57:27,514
Nah!
Nah!

1290
00:57:27,549 --> 00:57:28,548
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1291
00:57:29,980 --> 00:57:31,177
Yo, nigga,
you aight?

1292
00:57:31,212 --> 00:57:33,344
Word to Big Bird
I'm aight, dawg.

1293
00:57:33,379 --> 00:57:34,521
STITCHES: <i> Aight, man.</i>

1294
00:57:34,556 --> 00:57:36,182
Hey, Stitches, man.

1295
00:57:36,217 --> 00:57:38,888
Let me show you how we
smoke weed in Allentown.

1296
00:57:45,633 --> 00:57:47,325
Aight.

1297
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:49,932
That's my boy, right there.
He know how to do it right.

1298
00:57:49,967 --> 00:57:52,033
Yo, Shark Tank!
Yeah, dawg?

1299
00:57:52,068 --> 00:57:54,299
Your turn, my nigga!

1300
00:57:55,577 --> 00:57:57,203
Well, you know,

1301
00:57:57,238 --> 00:58:00,041
I'm more one of them
pipe-smokin' niggas, you know.

1302
00:58:00,076 --> 00:58:01,372
You say a pipe?

1303
00:58:01,407 --> 00:58:02,813
Thank God.
Yeah.

1304
00:58:02,848 --> 00:58:05,211
Thank you so much, sir.
Thank you. Yeah.

1305
00:58:05,246 --> 00:58:06,311
<i>Here we go.</i>

1306
00:58:09,415 --> 00:58:10,656
Yeah.

1307
00:58:10,691 --> 00:58:12,416
Gonna heat it up.
Heat it on up.

1308
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:15,419
Ooh. It's gonna be delicious.

1309
00:58:17,830 --> 00:58:19,731
STITCHES: <i> Yeah.</i>

1310
00:58:19,766 --> 00:58:21,601
Yo, I almost forgot.

1311
00:58:22,769 --> 00:58:23,900
(EXCLAIMS)

1312
00:58:23,935 --> 00:58:25,396
Just got this done out back.

1313
00:58:25,431 --> 00:58:27,706
BOTH: Oh!

1314
00:58:27,741 --> 00:58:29,675
Shit!
Shit!

1315
00:58:29,710 --> 00:58:31,908
That's actually
the best tattoo
I've ever seen in my life!

1316
00:58:31,943 --> 00:58:33,173
CLARENCE:
Me, too, man.
Me, too.

1317
00:58:33,208 --> 00:58:34,812
You want some, dawg?

1318
00:58:34,847 --> 00:58:37,914
Nah. I don't fuck
with that Holy Shit.

1319
00:58:37,949 --> 00:58:39,344
MAN 1: <i> Yo, you all right?</i>

1320
00:58:39,379 --> 00:58:40,917
(MAN 2 GURGLING)

1321
00:58:40,952 --> 00:58:42,446
MAN 3: Hey, man.
WOMAN: Help him!

1322
00:58:43,416 --> 00:58:44,481
Holy shit!

1323
00:58:44,516 --> 00:58:45,988
Holy shit!

1324
00:58:46,023 --> 00:58:47,759
Holy shit.

1325
00:58:47,794 --> 00:58:49,761
(EXCLAIMING) Shit!

1326
00:58:49,796 --> 00:58:51,059
Holy shit!

1327
00:58:51,094 --> 00:58:52,533
All right.
You doin' all right, right?

1328
00:58:53,525 --> 00:58:55,162
Holy shit.

1329
00:58:55,197 --> 00:58:57,538
I think maybe we should go,
like, lay down somewhere.

1330
00:59:03,139 --> 00:59:05,612
STITCHES: (DISTORTED)
<i>Yo, nigga, you floatin'!</i>

1331
00:59:28,395 --> 00:59:29,394
(CHUCKLES)

1332
00:59:30,496 --> 00:59:32,067
CLARENCE: Am I in Heaven?

1333
00:59:38,339 --> 00:59:40,273
(ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING)

1334
00:59:53,189 --> 00:59:55,552
You're George Michael.

1335
00:59:55,587 --> 00:59:58,126
You're George Michael, man.

1336
00:59:58,161 --> 00:59:59,391
("FAITH" BY GEORGE MICHAEL
PLAYING )
<i>No.</i>

1337
00:59:59,426 --> 01:00:02,196
That's my favorite
fucking song.

1338
01:00:11,042 --> 01:00:12,602
That's it.
I like when you do that...

1339
01:00:12,637 --> 01:00:14,615
That thing. That leg thing.
That's my jam.

1340
01:00:16,212 --> 01:00:17,211
(MOUTHING)

1341
01:00:19,721 --> 01:00:22,018
Oh, no, I can't.
There's no way I can spin.

1342
01:00:22,053 --> 01:00:23,756
No, I can't do it.

1343
01:00:23,791 --> 01:00:25,285
What? Oh...
There it is. (LAUGHS)

1344
01:00:28,059 --> 01:00:29,454
Oh, it's so good.

1345
01:00:34,967 --> 01:00:36,670
(ECHOING) <i> George.</i>

1346
01:00:36,705 --> 01:00:38,199
<i>I have faith.</i>

1347
01:00:41,369 --> 01:00:42,742
Hello?

1348
01:00:44,746 --> 01:00:45,745
(GASPS)

1349
01:00:49,047 --> 01:00:51,542
Hello, Clarence. It's me,

1350
01:00:51,577 --> 01:00:52,884
Keanu.

1351
01:00:52,919 --> 01:00:54,050
Meow.

1352
01:00:54,085 --> 01:00:55,315
Wait.

1353
01:00:56,384 --> 01:00:57,416
Are you...

1354
01:00:58,221 --> 01:00:59,726
<i>Keanu Reeves?</i>

1355
01:00:59,761 --> 01:01:01,057
(LAUGHS)

1356
01:01:01,092 --> 01:01:02,289
KEANU: <i> Yeah.</i>

1357
01:01:02,324 --> 01:01:04,555
I'm your spirit teacher.

1358
01:01:04,590 --> 01:01:07,327
People can't be
excellent to you

1359
01:01:07,362 --> 01:01:11,133
unless you're being
excellent to yourself.

1360
01:01:11,168 --> 01:01:12,904
I don't understand.
What does that mean?

1361
01:01:12,939 --> 01:01:16,204
Clarence,
it's time to wake up.

1362
01:01:16,239 --> 01:01:21,341
Where you go from there
is a choice I leave to you.

1363
01:01:21,376 --> 01:01:22,540
Oh.

1364
01:01:22,575 --> 01:01:23,750
Right.

1365
01:01:23,785 --> 01:01:25,477
<i>The Matrix.</i>

1366
01:01:25,512 --> 01:01:28,084
Dude, all you need
to remember is...

1367
01:01:28,119 --> 01:01:29,613
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

1368
01:01:31,419 --> 01:01:33,419
(GASPING) Oh...

1369
01:01:34,092 --> 01:01:35,388
<i>I get it.</i>

1370
01:01:36,864 --> 01:01:38,963
(CELL PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)

1371
01:01:52,814 --> 01:01:54,407
STRIPPER: Oh,
let me get a picture...

1372
01:01:55,949 --> 01:01:57,278
Hannah!

1373
01:01:57,313 --> 01:01:58,708
Hi!

1374
01:01:58,743 --> 01:02:00,116
CLARENCE: <i> Hannah! Baby.</i>

1375
01:02:00,151 --> 01:02:01,282
Hi, baby.

1376
01:02:01,317 --> 01:02:03,350
I miss you
so much, baby.

1377
01:02:03,385 --> 01:02:04,923
How are you?

1378
01:02:04,958 --> 01:02:06,353
Not good.

1379
01:02:06,388 --> 01:02:08,124
Wait, where are you?

1380
01:02:08,159 --> 01:02:10,423
Oh, God. Oh... Huh?

1381
01:02:10,458 --> 01:02:12,392
What? No.
I'm just out with Rell.

1382
01:02:12,427 --> 01:02:13,624
<i>I'm doing me!</i>

1383
01:02:13,659 --> 01:02:14,801
Are you at a club?

1384
01:02:14,836 --> 01:02:16,231
<i>Yeah.</i>

1385
01:02:16,266 --> 01:02:18,871
In fact, it's of the
strip club variety,

1386
01:02:18,906 --> 01:02:20,730
and I've never done that,

1387
01:02:20,765 --> 01:02:23,975
and I'm just having some
really rugged fun, you know?

1388
01:02:24,010 --> 01:02:27,374
So, you're at a strip club
having rugged fun.

1389
01:02:27,409 --> 01:02:29,310
Yeah. No, it's
not like that.

1390
01:02:29,345 --> 01:02:32,115
It's not about the degrading
of women or anything.

1391
01:02:32,150 --> 01:02:33,985
I'm here for
a very specific reason.

1392
01:02:34,020 --> 01:02:36,416
<i>And... No, that didn't</i>
<i>sound right.</i>

1393
01:02:36,451 --> 01:02:38,154
<i>I'm sorry.</i>

1394
01:02:38,189 --> 01:02:39,419
It's complicated.

1395
01:02:39,454 --> 01:02:40,827
I'll explain it
to you tomorrow.

1396
01:02:40,862 --> 01:02:42,059
But it's all good.
It's nothing bad.

1397
01:02:42,094 --> 01:02:43,995
Okay. Okay. Whatever.

1398
01:02:44,030 --> 01:02:45,260
But, baby...

1399
01:02:45,295 --> 01:02:47,394
This is what you
said you wanted, right?

1400
01:02:47,429 --> 01:02:49,000
You said to have fun.

1401
01:02:49,035 --> 01:02:51,167
HANNAH: <i> Whatever, Clarence.</i>
<i>Whatever.</i>

1402
01:02:51,202 --> 01:02:53,631
<i>I just didn't think that</i>
<i>being in a strip club</i>
<i>was your thing.</i>

1403
01:02:53,666 --> 01:02:56,304
Yeah, well, you know...
Shit. I mean...

1404
01:02:56,339 --> 01:02:58,504
What'd you think my idea
of fun was, right?

1405
01:02:58,539 --> 01:03:00,913
It ain't like my fuckin'
lifestyle is some secret.

1406
01:03:00,948 --> 01:03:03,014
Why are you talking
to me like that?

1407
01:03:03,049 --> 01:03:04,917
MAN: See about it, then.
What?

1408
01:03:04,952 --> 01:03:06,677
I said, why are you
talking to me like that?

1409
01:03:06,712 --> 01:03:09,020
I've never heard you
talk to me like that before.

1410
01:03:09,055 --> 01:03:11,418
I mean... I talk
like that sometimes.

1411
01:03:11,453 --> 01:03:13,420
Yeah. All right. Okay.

1412
01:03:13,455 --> 01:03:14,993
Wait, what's wrong?

1413
01:03:15,028 --> 01:03:16,753
This is what you
asked for, right?

1414
01:03:16,788 --> 01:03:19,360
Fine. I'm fine.
Everything's fine.

1415
01:03:19,395 --> 01:03:20,526
I didn't want to
ruin your weekend.

1416
01:03:20,561 --> 01:03:22,033
I just want you to know

1417
01:03:22,068 --> 01:03:24,167
that Spencer's been
a little inappropriate,

1418
01:03:24,202 --> 01:03:27,368
and I'm coming
home tomorrow morning
instead of tomorrow night.

1419
01:03:27,403 --> 01:03:29,139
Inappropriate?

1420
01:03:31,011 --> 01:03:32,945
Spencer was
inappropriate how?

1421
01:03:32,980 --> 01:03:34,881
HANNAH: <i> Let's just say he</i>
<i>made me uncomfortable.</i>

1422
01:03:34,916 --> 01:03:36,883
<i>I can't get into it</i>
<i>right now.</i>

1423
01:03:36,918 --> 01:03:38,544
Baby, I gotta go.

1424
01:03:38,579 --> 01:03:40,887
You better behave yourself,
too. Bye.

1425
01:03:40,922 --> 01:03:42,548
No, Hannah, please
don't hang up the phone.

1426
01:03:42,583 --> 01:03:43,956
Can you just explain to me
what's going on right now?

1427
01:03:43,991 --> 01:03:45,617
Hannah!
(DOOR OPENS)

1428
01:03:45,652 --> 01:03:47,058
Hannah!

1429
01:03:47,093 --> 01:03:48,752
TRUNK: <i> Yo,</i>
<i>this party is crazy!</i>

1430
01:03:50,426 --> 01:03:51,898
Oh.

1431
01:03:51,933 --> 01:03:52,998
<i>Hey.</i>
(SNIFFLES)

1432
01:03:54,903 --> 01:03:56,001
You aight?

1433
01:03:56,762 --> 01:03:58,366
Yeah, nigga. Yeah.

1434
01:03:58,401 --> 01:04:00,434
You know, just side bitch.

1435
01:04:01,008 --> 01:04:02,469
Word.

1436
01:04:02,504 --> 01:04:05,406
Well, Cheddar
wants to holla at you.

1437
01:04:05,441 --> 01:04:07,738
Cool, yeah.

1438
01:04:07,773 --> 01:04:09,949
I'll let him
know you're coming.

1439
01:04:14,956 --> 01:04:16,923
CHEDDAR: <i> So, uh...</i>

1440
01:04:16,958 --> 01:04:20,091
Hi-C tells me y'all
some bad motherfuckers.

1441
01:04:20,126 --> 01:04:23,930
Even taught my goons
some new tricks.

1442
01:04:23,965 --> 01:04:27,934
Yeah, we taught them
how we do things in Allentown.

1443
01:04:27,969 --> 01:04:29,529
CHEDDAR: <i> Yeah, well, um...</i>

1444
01:04:29,564 --> 01:04:32,697
I got a big exchange tomorrow.
I need you.

1445
01:04:32,732 --> 01:04:35,271
<i>Help keep shit 100.</i>
<i>You know what I'm saying?</i>

1446
01:04:35,306 --> 01:04:37,372
After that,

1447
01:04:37,407 --> 01:04:39,077
New Jack here is yours.

1448
01:04:39,112 --> 01:04:41,013
RELL: <i> Um...</i>

1449
01:04:41,048 --> 01:04:44,775
I think we'd prefer to stick
to the original arrangement.

1450
01:04:44,810 --> 01:04:46,150
You know what I'm saying?

1451
01:04:47,285 --> 01:04:48,647
Okay, I see.

1452
01:04:49,650 --> 01:04:51,617
Driving up the price.

1453
01:04:51,652 --> 01:04:53,817
Okay, 10 G's plus New Jack.

1454
01:04:54,963 --> 01:04:56,424
Nah.

1455
01:04:56,459 --> 01:04:57,964
<i>Cheddar.</i>

1456
01:04:57,999 --> 01:04:59,933
<i>We just want the cat.</i>

1457
01:04:59,968 --> 01:05:02,903
Shark Tank and I,
we getting a little sleepy.

1458
01:05:03,631 --> 01:05:04,762
Sleepy?

1459
01:05:04,797 --> 01:05:08,634
Hell, yeah, nigga,
we sleepy.

1460
01:05:08,669 --> 01:05:10,867
And when them
Allentown niggas get tired,

1461
01:05:10,902 --> 01:05:12,605
we gotta catch some Z's,

1462
01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:15,410
or else Allentown
niggas get cranky.

1463
01:05:17,414 --> 01:05:18,446
20.

1464
01:05:19,911 --> 01:05:21,482
<i>Straight up.</i>

1465
01:05:21,517 --> 01:05:25,156
Now, I know y'all ain't
gonna turn down 20 G's.

1466
01:05:25,191 --> 01:05:26,960
I mean, shit.

1467
01:05:26,995 --> 01:05:29,424
That's a lot of money even by
Allentown standards, right?

1468
01:05:30,097 --> 01:05:31,492
Well--

1469
01:05:31,527 --> 01:05:33,824
Let me tell you about
Allentown standards.

1470
01:05:35,762 --> 01:05:38,301
By Allentown standards,

1471
01:05:38,336 --> 01:05:39,940
when a nigga make a deal,

1472
01:05:41,207 --> 01:05:43,603
a nigga make
a goddamn deal.

1473
01:05:44,111 --> 01:05:45,275
Shark--

1474
01:05:45,310 --> 01:05:47,904
And didn't nobody say nothing

1475
01:05:47,939 --> 01:05:51,578
<i>about no exchange tomorrow.</i>

1476
01:05:51,613 --> 01:05:55,417
So, let me tell you
how it's gonna go down.

1477
01:05:55,452 --> 01:05:58,420
You gonna give us
our goddamn cat,

1478
01:05:58,455 --> 01:06:02,424
and we gonna be on our
goddamn way, Spencer!

1479
01:06:02,459 --> 01:06:03,689
Uh, Cheddar.

1480
01:06:07,629 --> 01:06:10,102
Take pimpin' upstairs
to the office for me.

1481
01:06:10,137 --> 01:06:11,961
Give him some of
that catnip he like.

1482
01:06:11,996 --> 01:06:13,006
Mmm-hmm.

1483
01:06:17,045 --> 01:06:18,242
You know, um,

1484
01:06:19,872 --> 01:06:21,641
maybe, just maybe,

1485
01:06:21,676 --> 01:06:24,116
just take a little time
to think about my offer.

1486
01:06:24,151 --> 01:06:26,184
We don't need time.
We need--

1487
01:06:26,219 --> 01:06:27,548
Time is good.

1488
01:06:27,583 --> 01:06:29,550
We need some time.
You need some time.

1489
01:06:29,585 --> 01:06:31,519
We'll take some.
You take some.

1490
01:06:31,554 --> 01:06:34,588
You do it here.
We'll do it over here.

1491
01:06:36,823 --> 01:06:38,724
What are you doing?
What am I doing?

1492
01:06:38,759 --> 01:06:40,231
This motherfucker
trying to side wind us.

1493
01:06:40,266 --> 01:06:41,826
What the fuck are
you doing, Tech?

1494
01:06:41,861 --> 01:06:44,070
I'm not Tech. I'm not Tech.
I'm Rell. Clarence.

1495
01:06:44,105 --> 01:06:45,896
Well, I was
staying in character.

1496
01:06:45,931 --> 01:06:48,866
What are you, Daniel Day-Lewis
all of a sudden? Come on, man!

1497
01:06:48,901 --> 01:06:50,901
Look, I spoke to
Hannah on the phone,

1498
01:06:50,936 --> 01:06:52,243
and she said that
Spencer did something.

1499
01:06:52,278 --> 01:06:53,640
What?

1500
01:06:53,675 --> 01:06:55,246
She wouldn't tell me, man.
She hung up!

1501
01:06:55,281 --> 01:06:56,643
Okay...

1502
01:06:56,678 --> 01:06:59,184
It can't be that bad
if she didn't say.

1503
01:07:00,616 --> 01:07:03,815
You almost got us killed,
man, okay?

1504
01:07:03,850 --> 01:07:05,586
Look, Keanu needs you.

1505
01:07:05,621 --> 01:07:08,028
I need you. I need you.

1506
01:07:10,021 --> 01:07:11,262
Okay?
Yeah.

1507
01:07:11,297 --> 01:07:12,593
Okay. Then come on.

1508
01:07:12,628 --> 01:07:14,067
Okay. I'm good.
I'm good.

1509
01:07:14,102 --> 01:07:16,102
All right. Let's get Keanu.
Let's get out of here.

1510
01:07:16,137 --> 01:07:17,202
Yes.

1511
01:07:27,874 --> 01:07:30,281
Watch the door. Keanu!

1512
01:07:30,316 --> 01:07:31,546
Keanu!

1513
01:07:36,124 --> 01:07:38,355
I said I was gonna
take care of you.

1514
01:07:38,390 --> 01:07:39,884
And I failed.

1515
01:07:41,052 --> 01:07:42,755
But I'm here now.

1516
01:07:43,989 --> 01:07:45,296
Get that off you.

1517
01:07:45,331 --> 01:07:47,133
I'm here for you, buddy.

1518
01:07:47,168 --> 01:07:48,596
I love you.

1519
01:07:52,096 --> 01:07:53,568
Okay.

1520
01:07:53,603 --> 01:07:55,405
All right, go, go, go.
Just walk.

1521
01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:57,110
I see. I get it now,

1522
01:07:57,145 --> 01:07:58,705
because when I
stand up for myself,

1523
01:07:58,740 --> 01:08:00,113
that means I'm standing up
for Hannah and Belle,

1524
01:08:00,148 --> 01:08:01,246
and when I don't
stand up for myself,

1525
01:08:01,281 --> 01:08:02,610
I'm not standing up for them.

1526
01:08:02,645 --> 01:08:03,974
Clarence,
you can keep on talking,

1527
01:08:04,009 --> 01:08:05,184
but just know,
I think we just won.

1528
01:08:05,681 --> 01:08:06,779
Oh.

1529
01:08:06,814 --> 01:08:08,484
Oh, my gosh,
you're right.

1530
01:08:08,519 --> 01:08:10,046
Gosh, that was so
weird, wasn't it?

1531
01:08:10,081 --> 01:08:11,982
I mean, we just walked
right out of there.

1532
01:08:12,017 --> 01:08:13,324
(MUFFLED SHOUTING)

1533
01:08:25,371 --> 01:08:26,634
Biscuits.

1534
01:08:31,135 --> 01:08:32,343
CLARENCE: Hey, buddy.

1535
01:08:32,378 --> 01:08:33,476
Hey.

1536
01:08:41,046 --> 01:08:43,684
Oh... Fuck me.

1537
01:08:43,719 --> 01:08:44,949
What?

1538
01:08:44,984 --> 01:08:46,753
CLARENCE: Oh,
you know what?

1539
01:08:46,788 --> 01:08:48,326
Guess you don't know
who you messing with

1540
01:08:48,361 --> 01:08:50,955
because you being
crazy disrespectful right now.

1541
01:08:50,990 --> 01:08:54,299
Hey! If you fucking touch
one hair on my cat's head,

1542
01:08:54,334 --> 01:08:55,927
I will kill you!

1543
01:08:55,962 --> 01:08:58,567
(SCREAMS) Help!
Never mind.

1544
01:09:00,131 --> 01:09:02,131
<i>Okay, yes, yes.</i>

1545
01:09:02,166 --> 01:09:03,704
Putting them down.
Putting the guns down.

1546
01:09:03,739 --> 01:09:05,211
Yes, that's good.
Yes, thank you, thank you!

1547
01:09:05,246 --> 01:09:06,245
<i>Hey.</i>
CLARENCE: <i> Thank you.</i>

1548
01:09:08,073 --> 01:09:09,875
They like Keanu.
That's good.

1549
01:09:09,910 --> 01:09:12,218
CLARENCE: <i> We do, too.</i>
<i>We like Keanu as well.</i>

1550
01:09:12,253 --> 01:09:14,044
Everybody here
seems to like Keanu,

1551
01:09:14,079 --> 01:09:16,552
so we can agree on that,
right, guys?

1552
01:09:16,587 --> 01:09:18,488
Hey, we're fun dudes.
We're friends!

1553
01:09:18,523 --> 01:09:20,886
CLARENCE: <i> Please!</i>
<i>What do you want from us?</i>

1554
01:09:20,921 --> 01:09:22,954
<i>Oh, God!</i>
Oh, fuck.

1555
01:09:22,989 --> 01:09:24,560
Oh, my God.
Are those tiny penises?

1556
01:09:24,595 --> 01:09:25,792
RELL: No!

1557
01:09:25,827 --> 01:09:28,498
Please, Lord,
let those be fingers.

1558
01:09:28,533 --> 01:09:30,302
They're fucking fingers, man.
They're fucking fingers.

1559
01:09:30,337 --> 01:09:31,699
CLARENCE: (EXCLAIMING)
<i>Oh, my God!</i>

1560
01:09:31,734 --> 01:09:33,096
(SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

1561
01:09:35,441 --> 01:09:37,166
Hey! Listen,
if you let us go,

1562
01:09:37,201 --> 01:09:38,706
I might be able to
get you visitor passes

1563
01:09:38,741 --> 01:09:41,005
to a meeting of the Senate
Foreign Relations Committee

1564
01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:42,314
if they're not in
a closed session!

1565
01:09:42,349 --> 01:09:43,348
Oh, my gosh!

1566
01:09:47,750 --> 01:09:49,079
That just worked.

1567
01:09:49,114 --> 01:09:51,587
I don't fucking
know how that worked.

1568
01:09:51,622 --> 01:09:53,391
CLARENCE: <i> I have a friend.</i>
<i>I have a friend.</i>

1569
01:09:53,426 --> 01:09:55,085
A friend of mine went to grade
school with the speechwriter

1570
01:09:55,120 --> 01:09:57,329
<i>for John Kerry, a former</i>
<i>presidential candidate.</i>

1571
01:09:57,364 --> 01:09:58,858
Oh, my God.
I think this is working.

1572
01:09:58,893 --> 01:10:00,497
RELL: <i> No.</i>
<i>Why would this be working?</i>

1573
01:10:00,532 --> 01:10:04,193
I think that they are going
to murder us to death!

1574
01:10:04,228 --> 01:10:05,535
(CRYING) <i> Oh, my God!</i>

1575
01:10:05,570 --> 01:10:07,702
Lord save me
now, please!

1576
01:10:07,737 --> 01:10:09,132
(CRYING) Oh, fuck.

1577
01:10:10,542 --> 01:10:11,541
(MEOWING)

1578
01:10:13,039 --> 01:10:14,038
Keanu.

1579
01:10:17,076 --> 01:10:19,142
No! What is that one?

1580
01:10:20,244 --> 01:10:21,386
Why are you doing this?

1581
01:10:21,421 --> 01:10:23,553
Buddy...

1582
01:10:23,588 --> 01:10:25,016
CLARENCE: <i> Gentlemen, please,</i>
<i>why can't we just talk</i>
<i>about this?</i>

1583
01:10:25,051 --> 01:10:26,292
<i>Can't we just...</i>

1584
01:10:26,327 --> 01:10:27,755
RELL: (WHISPERS)
Okay, ready?

1585
01:10:27,790 --> 01:10:28,624
CLARENCE: <i> Just take</i>
<i>a deep breath...</i>

1586
01:10:28,659 --> 01:10:29,658
Get that bitch!

1587
01:10:31,464 --> 01:10:32,727
Get that bitch!

1588
01:10:33,664 --> 01:10:35,862
Get that bitch.

1589
01:10:35,897 --> 01:10:37,435
Yeah, get that bitch!

1590
01:10:40,132 --> 01:10:41,736
Get that, bitch!

1591
01:10:43,509 --> 01:10:45,311
No, not the fucking knife.

1592
01:10:45,346 --> 01:10:46,543
Man.

1593
01:10:46,578 --> 01:10:47,874
<i>I'm saying...</i>

1594
01:10:47,909 --> 01:10:49,238
I don't know what I'm saying.

1595
01:10:49,273 --> 01:10:50,745
I don't know...
Wait, wait, wait.

1596
01:10:50,780 --> 01:10:52,285
I think we're
gonna need more time.

1597
01:10:52,320 --> 01:10:53,583
Just give us a little
bit more time.

1598
01:10:53,618 --> 01:10:55,981
Sir, I'm begging you, please.

1599
01:10:56,016 --> 01:10:57,917
<i>Think about, dig in to</i>
<i>yourselves, into your souls.</i>

1600
01:10:57,952 --> 01:11:00,150
Why would you have to
do something like this?

1601
01:11:00,185 --> 01:11:01,327
RELL: Please, no.

1602
01:11:01,362 --> 01:11:03,153
Oh, God. Oh, God.

1603
01:11:03,188 --> 01:11:04,429
<i>Oh, my God.</i> (CRYING)

1604
01:11:07,632 --> 01:11:09,335
(GRUNTING) I got you!

1605
01:11:09,370 --> 01:11:10,501
Yes!

1606
01:11:10,536 --> 01:11:11,535
(LAUGHS)

1607
01:11:12,538 --> 01:11:13,999
Yes! Yes! Oh, God, yes!

1608
01:11:14,034 --> 01:11:15,836
Yes, yes, yes. Yes, Rell.

1609
01:11:15,871 --> 01:11:17,343
Back up!
Thank you, God, for this!

1610
01:11:17,378 --> 01:11:18,839
Back up!

1611
01:11:18,874 --> 01:11:20,808
Okay. Yes. We gotcha!

1612
01:11:20,843 --> 01:11:23,008
Fucking got you, motherfucker!

1613
01:11:23,043 --> 01:11:25,318
CLARENCE: Just
don't move, all right?

1614
01:11:25,353 --> 01:11:27,749
We're gonna take our cat,
and we're gonna be on our way!

1615
01:11:27,784 --> 01:11:29,322
If you don't mind.
Keanu!

1616
01:11:29,357 --> 01:11:30,983
Keanu!
Keanu!

1617
01:11:31,018 --> 01:11:32,116
CLARENCE: <i> Keanu!</i>

1618
01:11:32,723 --> 01:11:34,184
Keanu!

1619
01:11:34,219 --> 01:11:36,021
Drop the fucking...
Hey, back up!

1620
01:11:36,056 --> 01:11:37,990
What are you doing?
Stop moving forward!

1621
01:11:38,025 --> 01:11:39,365
RELL: <i> Stop walking!</i>

1622
01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:40,432
CLARENCE: <i> Stop</i>
<i>walking toward us!</i>

1623
01:11:40,467 --> 01:11:41,961
Stay right there!

1624
01:11:41,996 --> 01:11:43,336
CLARENCE: <i> Why are</i>
<i>you walking toward us?</i>

1625
01:11:43,371 --> 01:11:44,667
<i>Why are you</i>
<i>walking toward us?</i>

1626
01:11:44,702 --> 01:11:46,636
Hey, knock it off!
Knock it off!

1627
01:11:46,671 --> 01:11:48,605
<i>We will fire these guns and</i>
<i>shoot bullets into your body.</i>

1628
01:11:48,640 --> 01:11:50,838
Count of three.
We gotta fucking shoot them.

1629
01:11:50,873 --> 01:11:52,873
I can't shoot them!
I will not kill somebody.

1630
01:11:52,908 --> 01:11:54,710
Clarence, we gotta do it!
I cannot do it!

1631
01:11:54,745 --> 01:11:55,810
Okay, one...

1632
01:11:59,079 --> 01:12:00,078
(SCREAMS)

1633
01:12:06,350 --> 01:12:07,558
I said the
count of three.

1634
01:12:07,593 --> 01:12:08,988
I know. I'm sorry.

1635
01:12:09,023 --> 01:12:10,792
I said the count of three.
I heard you say--

1636
01:12:10,827 --> 01:12:12,464
Yeah.
I heard it.
Oh, my God!

1637
01:12:12,499 --> 01:12:13,894
We've killed people!

1638
01:12:13,929 --> 01:12:15,324
Why "we"?

1639
01:12:15,359 --> 01:12:16,732
Why "we"? No,
you did it!

1640
01:12:16,767 --> 01:12:18,228
What, no!
I didn't shoot anybody.

1641
01:12:19,440 --> 01:12:20,439
(SHOUTING)

1642
01:12:28,108 --> 01:12:29,107
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1643
01:12:30,616 --> 01:12:32,242
Okay.

1644
01:12:32,277 --> 01:12:33,749
Okay, we just
murdered those people.

1645
01:12:33,784 --> 01:12:35,080
That's okay. All right.
Okay.

1646
01:12:35,115 --> 01:12:36,653
We should go.
We should go.

1647
01:12:36,688 --> 01:12:38,149
Ah!

1648
01:12:38,184 --> 01:12:39,656
Keanu!

1649
01:12:39,691 --> 01:12:41,152
Here, kitty, kitty!
(CLICKING TONGUE)

1650
01:12:41,187 --> 01:12:42,824
Oh, God.

1651
01:12:42,859 --> 01:12:44,925
Uh, Kitty, kitty!

1652
01:12:44,960 --> 01:12:46,465
Keanu!
RELL: <i> Keanu!</i>

1653
01:13:03,748 --> 01:13:06,617
Thought y'all
motherfuckers was dead.

1654
01:13:06,652 --> 01:13:09,048
<i>Didn't say goodbye</i>
<i>or nothing.</i>

1655
01:13:09,083 --> 01:13:11,050
Oh, and my cat, New Jack?

1656
01:13:11,085 --> 01:13:14,350
<i>The one I would never give up</i>
<i>to two niggas like y'all?</i>

1657
01:13:14,385 --> 01:13:16,088
<i>He was gone, too.</i>

1658
01:13:16,123 --> 01:13:18,354
And now I see that
you are, in fact,

1659
01:13:18,389 --> 01:13:21,126
holding that nigga
New Jack as we speak.

1660
01:13:21,161 --> 01:13:22,798
Hi-C,

1661
01:13:22,833 --> 01:13:24,261
get my cat.

1662
01:13:26,166 --> 01:13:27,165
(KEANU MEOWS)

1663
01:13:29,103 --> 01:13:30,608
(BANGING)

1664
01:13:30,643 --> 01:13:32,170
HULKA: <i> Hey, hey, you two!</i>

1665
01:13:33,107 --> 01:13:34,238
What's that?

1666
01:13:34,273 --> 01:13:35,338
That?

1667
01:13:36,649 --> 01:13:38,308
That's just a nigga
in the trunk, man.

1668
01:13:38,343 --> 01:13:39,947
What you think?

1669
01:13:39,982 --> 01:13:41,718
CLARENCE: Because that's
how we roll, motherfucker.

1670
01:13:41,753 --> 01:13:43,115
That's our car.

1671
01:13:43,150 --> 01:13:44,985
We be putting niggas
in this trunk all the time.

1672
01:13:45,020 --> 01:13:47,317
This the last day this
motherfucker's alive, man.

1673
01:13:47,352 --> 01:13:48,659
HULKA: <i> Oh, shit!</i>
<i>Don't kill me!</i>

1674
01:13:48,694 --> 01:13:50,122
CLARENCE: <i> Oh, shit.</i>
RELL: <i> What?</i>

1675
01:13:50,157 --> 01:13:51,321
Oh, Rell!

1676
01:13:51,356 --> 01:13:52,993
<i>Rell's cousin! Fuck!</i>

1677
01:13:53,028 --> 01:13:54,423
Make sure you
got your keys.

1678
01:13:54,458 --> 01:13:55,831
Here's the deal, man.

1679
01:13:55,866 --> 01:13:57,998
This nigga right here?
He stole your cat.

1680
01:13:58,033 --> 01:13:59,296
That's him.

1681
01:13:59,331 --> 01:14:00,968
We just got your
cat back for you.

1682
01:14:01,003 --> 01:14:02,431
HULKA: <i> That is a hurtful lie!</i>

1683
01:14:02,466 --> 01:14:03,608
HI-C: <i> Yo, Cheddar.</i>

1684
01:14:03,643 --> 01:14:05,742
That's Hulka.

1685
01:14:05,777 --> 01:14:07,271
<i>That's whose</i>
<i>apartment that Trunk and Bud</i>
<i>stole the cat from.</i>

1686
01:14:07,306 --> 01:14:08,943
He probably tryin'
to steal him back.

1687
01:14:08,978 --> 01:14:10,912
HULKA: <i> Yo, it wasn't my place.</i>
<i>It was their place.</i>

1688
01:14:10,947 --> 01:14:12,408
RELL: <i> There you go.</i>
CLARENCE:
<i>That's what happened.</i>

1689
01:14:12,443 --> 01:14:14,014
Your girl know what's up.
(CHEDDAR SHUSHING)

1690
01:14:14,049 --> 01:14:15,521
Give me the keys.
Give me the keys.

1691
01:14:15,556 --> 01:14:17,787
You don't need to...

1692
01:14:17,822 --> 01:14:19,283
HULKA: <i> Cheddar. Look,</i>

1693
01:14:19,318 --> 01:14:20,658
<i>I don't even know</i>
<i>if you remember this.</i>

1694
01:14:20,693 --> 01:14:22,352
I met you at the club once.
Hulka. Hulka.

1695
01:14:22,387 --> 01:14:23,529
<i>Look, come on, man--</i>

1696
01:14:23,564 --> 01:14:24,695
Kill this motherfucker.

1697
01:14:24,730 --> 01:14:25,828
HULKA: <i> What? No!</i>

1698
01:14:25,863 --> 01:14:27,423
Come on, man!
CLARENCE: Kill him?

1699
01:14:27,458 --> 01:14:29,502
Like, end his life so
the motherfucker expires?

1700
01:14:29,537 --> 01:14:30,998
Take the soul
out of his body?

1701
01:14:31,033 --> 01:14:32,802
But we can't do that,
and I'll tell you why.

1702
01:14:32,837 --> 01:14:34,298
Because we don't
have a gun.

1703
01:14:34,333 --> 01:14:35,541
We ain't got no guns.
That's why.

1704
01:14:35,576 --> 01:14:36,641
This...

1705
01:14:39,503 --> 01:14:40,612
Thank you.

1706
01:14:40,647 --> 01:14:42,009
Appreciate it.

1707
01:14:42,044 --> 01:14:43,978
Thanks for the gun.
I really appreciate it.

1708
01:14:44,013 --> 01:14:45,551
You looking out,
and that's why
I respect you, Cheddar.

1709
01:14:45,586 --> 01:14:47,718
CLARENCE: <i> That was</i>
<i>efficient as fuck.</i>

1710
01:14:47,753 --> 01:14:48,752
<i>Um...</i>

1711
01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:51,722
Hey, you know what,
Techtonic?

1712
01:14:51,757 --> 01:14:53,086
What's that?

1713
01:14:54,089 --> 01:14:55,561
Do the honors, dawg.

1714
01:14:57,565 --> 01:14:59,389
You one
considerate motherfucker.

1715
01:14:59,424 --> 01:15:00,665
I do what I can, dirt.

1716
01:15:00,700 --> 01:15:02,359
Just do it!

1717
01:15:02,394 --> 01:15:04,130
HULKA: (CRYING)
<i>No, no, please don't!</i>

1718
01:15:04,165 --> 01:15:06,132
Don't kill me. Don't shoot me!
I don't want to die.

1719
01:15:06,167 --> 01:15:08,200
<i>Come on, I just want</i>
<i>to build motorcycles,</i>

1720
01:15:08,235 --> 01:15:10,708
<i>and be a stunt man</i>
<i>in my spare time, yo!</i>

1721
01:15:10,743 --> 01:15:13,007
<i>Oh, God, I didn't want this.</i>

1722
01:15:13,042 --> 01:15:15,339
<i>Rell, Rell.</i>

1723
01:15:15,374 --> 01:15:16,439
Come on, bro.

1724
01:15:18,586 --> 01:15:19,882
Fucking do it.

1725
01:15:21,622 --> 01:15:22,687
Can't do it!

1726
01:15:25,626 --> 01:15:28,253
And you have many
more guns than I do.

1727
01:15:28,288 --> 01:15:30,189
So, I give you this one.

1728
01:15:30,224 --> 01:15:31,861
Y'all ain't from
fuckin' Allentown.

1729
01:15:31,896 --> 01:15:33,159
Fuckin' knew it.

1730
01:15:33,194 --> 01:15:34,732
In a sense,

1731
01:15:34,767 --> 01:15:37,064
aren't we all from Allentown?

1732
01:15:37,099 --> 01:15:40,771
George Michael
is a real nigga,
though, right?

1733
01:15:40,806 --> 01:15:42,938
He's not black.
I lied about that.

1734
01:15:42,973 --> 01:15:44,335
He is not black,
and I apologize.

1735
01:15:44,370 --> 01:15:46,238
Nah!

1736
01:15:46,273 --> 01:15:48,911
And he probably had
a fuckin' father figure
the whole fuckin' time.

1737
01:15:50,376 --> 01:15:52,046
I can't speak to that.

1738
01:15:52,081 --> 01:15:53,245
<i>I don't know</i>
<i>the man personally.</i>

1739
01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:54,917
Bitch, shut the fuck up!

1740
01:15:54,952 --> 01:15:56,787
You don't get to talk!

1741
01:15:56,822 --> 01:15:58,855
Y'all talk too damn much.

1742
01:15:58,890 --> 01:16:02,287
I don't talk that much.
What?

1743
01:16:02,322 --> 01:16:03,761
Take this nigga out.

1744
01:16:03,796 --> 01:16:05,257
HULKA: <i> No! Please!</i>

1745
01:16:05,292 --> 01:16:06,665
Not in front of us.
Please, not in front of us.

1746
01:16:07,767 --> 01:16:09,393
Oh.

1747
01:16:09,428 --> 01:16:12,429
Just taking me
out from the trunk?
Thank you.

1748
01:16:12,464 --> 01:16:13,870
And put him in our trunk.

1749
01:16:13,905 --> 01:16:15,300
HULKA: <i> Aw, man.</i>

1750
01:16:15,335 --> 01:16:16,939
Okay. Okay.

1751
01:16:16,974 --> 01:16:18,468
Well, anything better
than being shot, you heard?

1752
01:16:18,503 --> 01:16:21,009
Right? Oh, I stand corrected!
No, no, no!

1753
01:16:21,814 --> 01:16:23,715
No, no, no!

1754
01:16:23,750 --> 01:16:24,947
(SCREAMING)

1755
01:16:26,247 --> 01:16:27,576
No, no, no!

1756
01:16:27,611 --> 01:16:29,479
Oh, this is fucking gross!

1757
01:16:29,514 --> 01:16:31,118
Oh, this is fuckin'...

1758
01:16:31,989 --> 01:16:33,626
(HULKA SCREAMING)

1759
01:16:34,827 --> 01:16:35,991
HULKA: (MUFFLED) <i> Motherfucker!</i>

1760
01:16:36,026 --> 01:16:37,124
So, my name is Rell.

1761
01:16:37,159 --> 01:16:38,158
And I am Clarence.

1762
01:16:38,193 --> 01:16:39,555
Look.

1763
01:16:39,590 --> 01:16:41,491
You two morons
is coming with us.

1764
01:16:41,526 --> 01:16:45,737
Allentown or not,
y'all gonna be my
Allentown niggas today.

1765
01:16:45,772 --> 01:16:49,807
You do anything stupid,
and you're fuckin' dead.

1766
01:16:49,842 --> 01:16:51,171
Okay.
Yep.

1767
01:16:51,206 --> 01:16:52,568
That goes without saying
at this point.

1768
01:16:52,603 --> 01:16:54,339
That gun is so
close to my head.

1769
01:16:54,374 --> 01:16:55,945
Is that necessary?

1770
01:17:32,346 --> 01:17:34,984
Welcome to my home, guys.
How you doing?

1771
01:17:35,019 --> 01:17:38,383
Anything?
Beer, wine, liquor, girls?

1772
01:17:38,418 --> 01:17:39,417
Videogames?

1773
01:17:41,520 --> 01:17:42,959
No?

1774
01:17:42,994 --> 01:17:44,763
Bacon Diaz.

1775
01:17:45,931 --> 01:17:47,623
I heard you had a baller crib,

1776
01:17:47,658 --> 01:17:51,396
but this is practically
Neverland
fuckin' Ranch out here.

1777
01:17:51,431 --> 01:17:53,838
Thank you. Thanks.

1778
01:17:53,873 --> 01:17:56,071
Who the fuck is...

1779
01:17:56,106 --> 01:17:57,402
That's them.

1780
01:17:57,437 --> 01:17:58,667
That's them?

1781
01:17:58,702 --> 01:18:00,537
CHEDDAR: <i> The Allentown niggas.</i>

1782
01:18:01,276 --> 01:18:03,177
<i>Los Phantomas.</i>

1783
01:18:03,212 --> 01:18:06,675
Yep. They the ones
that killed your cousin.

1784
01:18:06,710 --> 01:18:08,853
And we here to
collect the bounty.

1785
01:18:08,888 --> 01:18:10,646
Wait--

1786
01:18:10,681 --> 01:18:12,417
No fuckin' way these guys
could be the <i> Phantomas,</i> man.

1787
01:18:12,452 --> 01:18:13,990
They're like shadows, man.

1788
01:18:14,025 --> 01:18:16,322
They're like the boogeyman
and shit, you know?

1789
01:18:16,357 --> 01:18:17,928
No, you're right.
Good eye.

1790
01:18:17,963 --> 01:18:20,095
But what happened was
I was trying to get my cat.

1791
01:18:20,130 --> 01:18:22,097
CLARENCE: <i> That's his cat.</i>
<i>And his name is Keanu.</i>

1792
01:18:22,132 --> 01:18:23,263
CLARENCE: <i> It's</i>
<i>this cat right there!</i>

1793
01:18:23,298 --> 01:18:25,529
Iglesias?

1794
01:18:25,564 --> 01:18:27,531
That's my cousin's cat.

1795
01:18:28,270 --> 01:18:29,401
They took him?

1796
01:18:29,436 --> 01:18:30,908
Who? Who?

1797
01:18:30,943 --> 01:18:32,437
Oh, shit. Somebody's
getting an ass whippin'.

1798
01:18:32,472 --> 01:18:33,504
Let's go. Come on!

1799
01:18:33,539 --> 01:18:35,044
CHEDDAR: <i> Yeah!</i>

1800
01:18:35,079 --> 01:18:36,441
God damn right, they had him.

1801
01:18:36,476 --> 01:18:38,014
We did not have him.
No.

1802
01:18:38,049 --> 01:18:39,851
CLARENCE: No, no, no.
There's no way, sir.

1803
01:18:39,886 --> 01:18:41,446
That cat just was
found on his doorstep.

1804
01:18:41,481 --> 01:18:43,217
RELL: That cat's name
is Keanu.

1805
01:18:43,252 --> 01:18:44,614
I know because I named him.
And has been his for months.

1806
01:18:44,649 --> 01:18:45,824
It's too much of
a coincidence...

1807
01:18:46,585 --> 01:18:47,958
So, it was them?

1808
01:18:47,993 --> 01:18:49,520
Shit, yeah, it was them.

1809
01:18:49,555 --> 01:18:51,225
No! No, it was not us.

1810
01:18:51,260 --> 01:18:52,798
Do we got a deal or what?

1811
01:18:57,002 --> 01:18:58,166
(PURRING)

1812
01:19:00,236 --> 01:19:01,367
Deal.

1813
01:19:01,402 --> 01:19:02,973
Deal. Why is it a deal?

1814
01:19:03,008 --> 01:19:04,601
Don't make the deal,
because we're not those guys.

1815
01:19:04,636 --> 01:19:05,910
Show them.

1816
01:19:05,945 --> 01:19:07,571
Give me a second
before I kill you.

1817
01:19:07,606 --> 01:19:08,638
(CRYING)

1818
01:19:08,673 --> 01:19:09,980
Oh, God!

1819
01:19:10,015 --> 01:19:11,542
Come on, man!

1820
01:19:11,577 --> 01:19:13,918
CLARENCE: <i> Why</i>
<i>is everybody being hasty?</i>

1821
01:19:13,953 --> 01:19:15,348
Get Iglesias.

1822
01:19:17,187 --> 01:19:19,055
Whoa. Wait a minute.

1823
01:19:19,090 --> 01:19:21,992
I was thinking I
would hold on to the cat.

1824
01:19:22,027 --> 01:19:24,093
Okay. See, there's
a problem with that,

1825
01:19:24,128 --> 01:19:27,492
because Iglesias
belongs to my family.

1826
01:19:27,527 --> 01:19:29,164
I wanna give him to my aunt,

1827
01:19:29,199 --> 01:19:30,836
so she can have something
to remember my cousin by.

1828
01:19:30,871 --> 01:19:32,068
<i>You know?</i>

1829
01:19:32,103 --> 01:19:34,730
<i>So, that's non-negotiable.</i>

1830
01:19:34,765 --> 01:19:36,908
Deal breaker.

1831
01:19:36,943 --> 01:19:38,272
Deal breaker.

1832
01:19:38,307 --> 01:19:39,669
Don't think too long, kid.

1833
01:19:39,704 --> 01:19:41,473
Don't think too long.

1834
01:19:43,884 --> 01:19:45,609
Aight, <i> Papi.</i>

1835
01:19:48,317 --> 01:19:49,679
CHEDDAR: Look here, man.

1836
01:19:51,452 --> 01:19:52,858
Oh, God.

1837
01:19:55,159 --> 01:19:56,488
CHEDDAR: Bottom line is...

1838
01:19:56,523 --> 01:19:57,555
Light this bitch up!

1839
01:20:25,255 --> 01:20:27,189
HI-C: <i> Stitches!</i>

1840
01:20:27,224 --> 01:20:28,784
You need help?

1841
01:20:28,819 --> 01:20:30,357
Nah!

1842
01:20:31,591 --> 01:20:32,788
(GROANS)

1843
01:20:32,823 --> 01:20:34,625
Rell, Rell! Look, look!

1844
01:20:34,660 --> 01:20:36,825
They're communicating.

1845
01:20:36,860 --> 01:20:38,002
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out!

1846
01:20:38,037 --> 01:20:39,597
I got you!

1847
01:20:42,206 --> 01:20:43,205
(GRUNTS)

1848
01:20:45,605 --> 01:20:46,604
(GROANS)

1849
01:20:50,181 --> 01:20:51,345
Awesome!

1850
01:20:51,380 --> 01:20:53,182
I know. Yeah. Oh.

1851
01:20:59,784 --> 01:21:00,959
Hi-C!

1852
01:21:04,129 --> 01:21:05,491
(MEOWS)

1853
01:21:05,526 --> 01:21:08,197
Get the damn cat!

1854
01:21:08,232 --> 01:21:09,968
<i>Get the damn cat!</i>
RELL: Fuck!

1855
01:21:18,638 --> 01:21:19,802
No, Rell!

1856
01:21:20,805 --> 01:21:23,113
Hey! You will die!

1857
01:21:23,148 --> 01:21:24,807
Then get my back.

1858
01:21:41,331 --> 01:21:42,330
(GROANS)

1859
01:21:44,004 --> 01:21:45,003
(GROANS)

1860
01:21:50,340 --> 01:21:51,339
(MEOWS)

1861
01:21:53,079 --> 01:21:54,078
(GROANS)

1862
01:22:05,520 --> 01:22:06,519
(GROANS)

1863
01:22:10,327 --> 01:22:11,326
(SCREAMS)

1864
01:22:13,924 --> 01:22:16,232
(GROANS)

1865
01:22:16,267 --> 01:22:17,893
Don't tell me you
just tried to flip,

1866
01:22:17,928 --> 01:22:19,598
'cause you flopped, stupid!

1867
01:22:19,633 --> 01:22:20,830
(MEOWS)
Give me the cat.

1868
01:22:20,865 --> 01:22:22,502
Give me the cat.
No! Keanu!

1869
01:22:22,537 --> 01:22:23,734
Come on, Iglesias.

1870
01:22:23,769 --> 01:22:24,977
Who's going home?

1871
01:22:25,012 --> 01:22:27,408
Going home, home...
(BOTH GROANING)

1872
01:22:27,443 --> 01:22:29,014
Rell... No! Why!

1873
01:22:29,049 --> 01:22:30,180
He's got Keanu!

1874
01:22:30,215 --> 01:22:32,017
He's got Keanu!

1875
01:22:32,052 --> 01:22:33,513
Where'd he go?

1876
01:22:33,548 --> 01:22:35,251
(GROANS) Let's go.

1877
01:22:35,286 --> 01:22:37,451
I got you, Iglesias.
Here we go. Okay.

1878
01:22:37,486 --> 01:22:39,255
Manny, open the car.
Open the car.

1879
01:22:39,290 --> 01:22:40,916
I got Iglesias.

1880
01:22:40,951 --> 01:22:42,093
BACON: Go, go, go.

1881
01:22:42,128 --> 01:22:43,358
CLARENCE: Where are you going?

1882
01:22:43,393 --> 01:22:45,063
Your house!
My house?

1883
01:22:46,858 --> 01:22:48,231
What are you doing?

1884
01:22:49,234 --> 01:22:50,464
What? Rell!

1885
01:22:50,499 --> 01:22:52,730
Rell, you can't drive!

1886
01:22:54,338 --> 01:22:56,074
Unbelievable. What...

1887
01:23:05,008 --> 01:23:06,018
(CAR ALARM BEEPS)

1888
01:23:11,982 --> 01:23:13,553
(TIRES SCREECHING)

1889
01:23:13,588 --> 01:23:14,950
(MEOWS)

1890
01:23:14,985 --> 01:23:16,457
I'll shoot you!
Oh, fuck!

1891
01:23:16,492 --> 01:23:18,624
You ain't gonna
fuckin' shoot the driver!

1892
01:23:18,659 --> 01:23:20,032
BACON: What are you doing?

1893
01:23:20,067 --> 01:23:21,231
Oh, shit!

1894
01:23:21,266 --> 01:23:22,958
Yeah, motherfucker!

1895
01:23:22,993 --> 01:23:24,366
BACON: Oh, fuck! Look out!

1896
01:23:24,401 --> 01:23:26,071
I don't even know
how to fuckin' drive!

1897
01:23:28,174 --> 01:23:30,075
CLARENCE: <i> I'm coming, Rell!</i>

1898
01:23:30,110 --> 01:23:31,571
(GEARS GRINDING)
Oh, fuck!

1899
01:23:31,606 --> 01:23:33,441
Why did I grab a stick shift?

1900
01:23:35,610 --> 01:23:36,609
(GRUNTING)

1901
01:23:41,187 --> 01:23:43,352
(SCREAMING)

1902
01:23:43,387 --> 01:23:44,452
Oh, shit!

1903
01:23:46,192 --> 01:23:47,323
Fuck, yeah!

1904
01:23:47,358 --> 01:23:48,423
BACON: Oh, shit!

1905
01:23:48,458 --> 01:23:49,457
(HONKING)

1906
01:23:51,054 --> 01:23:52,097
CLARENCE: Oh...

1907
01:23:52,132 --> 01:23:54,198
Sorry! I'm sorry.

1908
01:23:54,233 --> 01:23:57,025
Oh, my God! (EXCLAIMING)

1909
01:23:57,060 --> 01:23:58,268
Okay, here he is.

1910
01:23:58,303 --> 01:24:00,028
You're not
getting away from me!

1911
01:24:00,063 --> 01:24:01,964
Red light!
Coming through the red light!

1912
01:24:04,441 --> 01:24:05,770
Yo!

1913
01:24:05,805 --> 01:24:06,804
(RELL SHOUTING)

1914
01:24:08,379 --> 01:24:09,708
Whoo!

1915
01:24:09,743 --> 01:24:11,380
Oh, my God, Rell!
What are you doing?

1916
01:24:11,415 --> 01:24:12,744
Right now. Turn around.

1917
01:24:12,779 --> 01:24:14,042
(GROANS)
(SHOUTS)

1918
01:24:14,077 --> 01:24:15,153
Shit!

1919
01:24:17,619 --> 01:24:18,684
(SHOUTS)

1920
01:24:18,719 --> 01:24:20,125
Fuck!

1921
01:24:20,160 --> 01:24:21,522
You okay, Keanu?

1922
01:24:21,557 --> 01:24:22,556
(MEOWS)

1923
01:24:25,792 --> 01:24:27,990
Why are we going
through red lights?
I'm sorry! Sorry!

1924
01:24:30,335 --> 01:24:31,334
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1925
01:24:33,503 --> 01:24:35,404
I can't fuckin' hear
what you're saying, bro!

1926
01:24:36,275 --> 01:24:37,901
Listen to me!

1927
01:24:38,673 --> 01:24:40,178
RELL: Oh, shit!

1928
01:24:44,151 --> 01:24:45,150
Oh!

1929
01:24:46,780 --> 01:24:48,549
That fuckin' hurts!

1930
01:24:48,584 --> 01:24:49,583
Okay, okay.

1931
01:24:51,950 --> 01:24:53,323
(KEANU MEOWS)

1932
01:24:53,358 --> 01:24:54,819
Keanu!

1933
01:24:54,854 --> 01:24:56,557
<i>Come here.</i>
(MEOWS)

1934
01:24:56,592 --> 01:24:58,262
Come here, Keanu.

1935
01:24:58,297 --> 01:25:00,022
<i>Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!</i>

1936
01:25:01,201 --> 01:25:02,893
You come here!
Fuck!

1937
01:25:02,928 --> 01:25:04,829
BACON: <i> I'ma</i>
<i>punch you in the head.</i>

1938
01:25:04,864 --> 01:25:06,336
(SHOUTING)

1939
01:25:06,371 --> 01:25:07,370
(MEOWING)

1940
01:25:08,439 --> 01:25:09,702
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1941
01:25:15,677 --> 01:25:16,676
Ah...

1942
01:25:19,219 --> 01:25:20,515
Oh...

1943
01:25:20,550 --> 01:25:22,616
(LAUGHING) Yes! Yes!
Get him off me!

1944
01:25:22,651 --> 01:25:24,552
(BACON GROANING)
Get that bitch, Keanu!

1945
01:25:27,117 --> 01:25:29,227
Oh, shit!

1946
01:25:30,054 --> 01:25:32,054
RELL: Oh!

1947
01:25:47,808 --> 01:25:48,807
(GROANS)

1948
01:25:50,008 --> 01:25:51,007
Oh...

1949
01:25:52,076 --> 01:25:53,548
Fuck.

1950
01:25:53,583 --> 01:25:54,582
(GRUNTING)

1951
01:25:58,357 --> 01:26:00,192
(GROANING IN PAIN)

1952
01:26:00,821 --> 01:26:01,919
Fuck.

1953
01:26:04,759 --> 01:26:05,824
Oh...

1954
01:26:07,091 --> 01:26:08,596
Keanu!

1955
01:26:10,094 --> 01:26:11,434
Oh, man.

1956
01:26:14,736 --> 01:26:16,373
(GRUNTS)

1957
01:26:16,408 --> 01:26:17,605
Of course you're alive.

1958
01:26:20,445 --> 01:26:21,840
What?

1959
01:26:21,875 --> 01:26:24,172
You got a-fuckin'-nother
gun in your ass?

1960
01:26:24,207 --> 01:26:25,448
What?

1961
01:26:28,112 --> 01:26:30,046
Shit!

1962
01:26:30,081 --> 01:26:33,522
Who the fuck
taught you how to drive,
you bad-driving bitch?

1963
01:26:33,557 --> 01:26:35,117
I don't drive.

1964
01:26:38,056 --> 01:26:40,023
He does.

1965
01:26:40,058 --> 01:26:41,695
(TIRES SCREECHING)

1966
01:26:41,730 --> 01:26:43,598
Oh... (LAUGHS)
CLARENCE: Whoo!

1967
01:26:46,735 --> 01:26:48,097
RELL: That's my cousin!

1968
01:26:48,132 --> 01:26:49,703
CLARENCE: I got him!

1969
01:26:49,738 --> 01:26:51,936
Clarence, you did it, man!
Fuck, you did it, cuz!

1970
01:26:51,971 --> 01:26:53,674
That was so fuckin' badass!

1971
01:26:53,709 --> 01:26:54,939
Oh, thanks, man.

1972
01:26:54,974 --> 01:26:56,105
I can't find Keanu!

1973
01:26:56,140 --> 01:26:57,315
Keanu! Shit!

1974
01:26:57,812 --> 01:26:59,042
God, ow.

1975
01:26:59,077 --> 01:27:00,945
What the fuck is
wrong with you?

1976
01:27:00,980 --> 01:27:03,420
Trying to kill me
with my kid's car!

1977
01:27:04,082 --> 01:27:05,950
No.

1978
01:27:05,985 --> 01:27:08,150
I'm unkillable.

1979
01:27:09,219 --> 01:27:10,295
(GUNSHOTS FIRING)

1980
01:27:10,330 --> 01:27:11,329
(SHRIEKS)

1981
01:27:17,161 --> 01:27:19,194
CHEDDAR: <i> What the fuck?</i>

1982
01:27:19,229 --> 01:27:22,736
Blips was supposed
to run this game, man.

1983
01:27:22,771 --> 01:27:24,474
We supposed to own this city.

1984
01:27:24,509 --> 01:27:27,576
And y'all fuckin' ruined it.
Y'all fucked everything up.

1985
01:27:27,611 --> 01:27:28,973
<i>I lost my money.</i>

1986
01:27:29,008 --> 01:27:31,646
<i>I lost my cat.</i>

1987
01:27:31,681 --> 01:27:33,142
I still gotta
get mines, though.

1988
01:27:33,177 --> 01:27:34,484
The only way I know how.

1989
01:27:34,519 --> 01:27:36,321
Cheddar!

1990
01:27:36,356 --> 01:27:37,520
You're under arrest.

1991
01:27:38,523 --> 01:27:40,985
What?
What?

1992
01:27:41,020 --> 01:27:42,756
Bitch,
you ain't no fuckin' cop.

1993
01:27:42,791 --> 01:27:44,219
Yes, I am a fuckin' cop.

1994
01:27:44,254 --> 01:27:45,957
<i>Put your weapon down.</i>

1995
01:27:50,293 --> 01:27:51,831
Now drop your weapons!

1996
01:27:51,866 --> 01:27:53,096
Trunk, drop it.

1997
01:27:54,374 --> 01:27:55,736
On the ground?

1998
01:27:55,771 --> 01:27:58,101
Yes, motherfucker,
on the ground.

1999
01:27:58,136 --> 01:27:59,608
Stitches,

2000
01:27:59,643 --> 01:28:00,840
<i>drop it.</i>

2001
01:28:00,875 --> 01:28:02,039
Yeah.

2002
01:28:04,549 --> 01:28:05,647
Bud.

2003
01:28:06,309 --> 01:28:08,045
Not you, C.

2004
01:28:09,312 --> 01:28:11,048
You gonna kill me?

2005
01:28:12,557 --> 01:28:15,250
<i>All this Bliptown family shit?</i>

2006
01:28:15,285 --> 01:28:16,625
It's over.

2007
01:28:24,327 --> 01:28:25,865
Cheddar, you're under arrest.

2008
01:28:25,900 --> 01:28:27,669
Put your hands up.

2009
01:28:27,704 --> 01:28:28,901
(SIREN WAILING
IN THE DISTANCE)

2010
01:28:29,970 --> 01:28:31,739
I will shoot you.

2011
01:28:35,074 --> 01:28:37,206
Don't turn your back on me.

2012
01:28:39,144 --> 01:28:40,242
Fuck you, bitch!

2013
01:28:48,890 --> 01:28:50,054
Get your hands up!

2014
01:28:50,089 --> 01:28:52,122
I'm a cop!
Hands up!

2015
01:28:52,157 --> 01:28:53,893
I'm a cop!
Get on the ground!

2016
01:28:53,928 --> 01:28:55,466
OFFICER: <i> Get on your knees.</i>
<i>Hands behind your head.</i>

2017
01:28:55,501 --> 01:28:57,732
Let me see 'em!
Now!

2018
01:28:57,767 --> 01:28:59,327
On your knees!

2019
01:28:59,362 --> 01:29:00,702
<i>Now! On your knees!</i>

2020
01:29:01,936 --> 01:29:03,441
(KEANU MEOWING)

2021
01:29:11,011 --> 01:29:12,450
Keanu!

2022
01:29:13,519 --> 01:29:14,518
(GROANING)

2023
01:29:18,854 --> 01:29:20,315
Go get him, Rell.

2024
01:29:20,350 --> 01:29:22,350
It's me. You all right?

2025
01:29:22,385 --> 01:29:24,253
Are you hurt? Are you hurt?

2026
01:29:30,569 --> 01:29:31,799
I love you.

2027
01:29:33,132 --> 01:29:34,802
We're gonna go home.

2028
01:29:37,543 --> 01:29:39,906
All right.
We're good. We're gonna go.

2029
01:29:45,617 --> 01:29:47,177
SPENCER: What?

2030
01:29:47,212 --> 01:29:48,849
Wait, no. Stay in the car!
Why? What's going on?

2031
01:29:48,884 --> 01:29:50,213
Because there's a bunch
of dead people out here,

2032
01:29:50,248 --> 01:29:51,379
that's why.
(GROANS)

2033
01:29:51,414 --> 01:29:52,952
(HANNAH SCREAMS)

2034
01:29:52,987 --> 01:29:55,460
Honey!
You punched him in the face!
Yeah.

2035
01:29:55,495 --> 01:29:56,725
You punched him in the face.

2036
01:29:56,760 --> 01:29:58,463
I need you to
fuck me right now.

2037
01:29:58,498 --> 01:30:00,223
Okay. Stay in the car!

2038
01:30:00,258 --> 01:30:02,357
Right now. Stay in the car.

2039
01:30:02,392 --> 01:30:03,468
(GRUNTS)
Oh, yes!

2040
01:30:12,336 --> 01:30:14,204
DETECTIVE MANK:
Well, this was a fuckin' mess.

2041
01:30:14,239 --> 01:30:15,546
Tell me about it.

2042
01:30:15,581 --> 01:30:17,141
RELL: Hey,
I know you need this back.

2043
01:30:17,176 --> 01:30:18,648
He's keepin' his.

2044
01:30:18,683 --> 01:30:20,485
Rell.
You're doing good work.

2045
01:30:20,520 --> 01:30:22,817
We need to talk about
a few things before you go.

2046
01:30:22,852 --> 01:30:24,720
But first let me introduce you
to Officer Galloway

2047
01:30:24,755 --> 01:30:26,150
and Officer Dunn.

2048
01:30:26,185 --> 01:30:28,086
Oh, snap!

2049
01:30:28,121 --> 01:30:29,989
Right. You're alive.

2050
01:30:30,024 --> 01:30:31,991
Sorry about that.
RELL: Yeah.

2051
01:30:32,026 --> 01:30:34,422
I had a fantastic time.

2052
01:30:34,457 --> 01:30:35,500
That's weird.

2053
01:30:35,535 --> 01:30:37,062
BOTH: Mmm-hmm.

2054
01:30:37,097 --> 01:30:39,130
What about Anna Faris?
Well, she's still alive.

2055
01:30:39,165 --> 01:30:41,572
We hire
celebrities all the time
to help us with cases.

2056
01:30:41,607 --> 01:30:43,508
Like Shaq or Steven Seagal.

2057
01:30:43,543 --> 01:30:45,169
No shit.

2058
01:30:45,204 --> 01:30:49,107
I'm gonna let you two
talk about that other thing.

2059
01:30:49,142 --> 01:30:50,141
Mmm.

2060
01:30:52,981 --> 01:30:55,113
"That other thing"?

2061
01:30:55,148 --> 01:30:57,148
Ooh. I like the sound of that.

2062
01:30:58,558 --> 01:31:00,283
So, what, do you
need me for some kind of

2063
01:31:00,318 --> 01:31:02,021
top-secret
mission or something?

2064
01:31:02,056 --> 01:31:05,156
No. No top-secret
missions goin' on.

2065
01:31:05,191 --> 01:31:08,258
But we need to talk
about your behavior.

2066
01:31:08,293 --> 01:31:10,029
You know I just
wanted my cat back.

2067
01:31:10,064 --> 01:31:11,866
I know. And you got him.

2068
01:31:11,901 --> 01:31:13,670
Keanu's a cutie.

2069
01:31:15,575 --> 01:31:17,102
Damn, Hi-C.

2070
01:31:17,137 --> 01:31:19,610
Parker. Trina Parker.

2071
01:31:19,645 --> 01:31:21,238
Trina Parker.

2072
01:31:23,407 --> 01:31:24,879
I kind of liked Hi-C.

2073
01:31:24,914 --> 01:31:26,914
Well, she kind of
liked you, too.

2074
01:31:29,347 --> 01:31:30,720
Well...

2075
01:31:30,755 --> 01:31:31,754
Ow.

2076
01:31:33,153 --> 01:31:34,691
Maybe we should go somewhere.

2077
01:31:36,926 --> 01:31:38,893
Maybe we should.

2078
01:31:38,928 --> 01:31:40,598
Right to jail.

2079
01:31:41,260 --> 01:31:42,259
Whoa...

2080
01:31:43,669 --> 01:31:44,734
Mmm-hmm.

2081
01:31:44,769 --> 01:31:46,494
That makes sense.

2082
01:31:46,529 --> 01:31:48,738
Broke a lot of laws, probably.

2083
01:31:48,773 --> 01:31:51,235
Don't worry.
I'll testify on your behalf.

2084
01:31:51,270 --> 01:31:53,369
Watch him for me?
I will.

2085
01:31:54,405 --> 01:31:55,712
And just remember, Rell.

2086
01:31:55,747 --> 01:31:57,406
There's consequences
to your actions.

2087
01:31:57,441 --> 01:31:58,583
RELL: <i> Hey.</i>

2088
01:31:58,618 --> 01:32:00,552
There's consequences
to your actions

2089
01:32:00,587 --> 01:32:03,412
because you gonna be
in trouble in a second.

2090
01:32:03,447 --> 01:32:04,820
Oh, yeah?
Hold up. Yeah.

2091
01:32:04,855 --> 01:32:06,657
I'm gonna take you on a date.

2092
01:32:06,692 --> 01:32:08,659
Okay.
Ow. I'm shot in the leg. Ow!

2093
01:32:08,694 --> 01:32:10,518
(CHUCKLES)
Ow, ow, ow!

2094
01:32:10,553 --> 01:32:12,454
You ready to go, Keanu?

2095
01:32:14,733 --> 01:32:16,359
You're a cutie.

2096
01:32:16,394 --> 01:32:19,032
I can see why he did
all of that for you.

2097
01:32:26,041 --> 01:32:28,272
HULKA: (SCREAMING) <i> Help!</i>

2098
01:32:28,307 --> 01:32:29,779
<i>Help me!</i>

2099
01:32:29,814 --> 01:32:31,275
Help me!

2100
01:32:31,310 --> 01:32:32,617
Oh, thank God.

2101
01:32:32,652 --> 01:32:34,509
Yo, kill it! Kill it!

2102
01:32:34,544 --> 01:32:37,149
It hurts so bad,
you don't even know.

2103
01:32:40,792 --> 01:32:42,451
(MEOWING)

2104
01:32:42,486 --> 01:32:44,695
RELL: Hasn't even been
that bad, really.

2105
01:32:44,730 --> 01:32:46,521
Clarence and I, having killed
the Allentown brothers

2106
01:32:46,556 --> 01:32:49,799
has us kind of lookin' like
crime heroes or somethin'.

2107
01:32:49,834 --> 01:32:51,966
We don't even have to
change our voice or anything.

2108
01:32:53,167 --> 01:32:55,805
Mostly it's just
good to see you.

2109
01:32:55,840 --> 01:32:57,466
I love you, Keanu.

2110
01:32:57,501 --> 01:32:58,610
(MEOWS)

2111
01:32:58,645 --> 01:33:00,304
(PURRING)

2112
01:33:00,339 --> 01:33:01,646
HANNAH: (ON PHONE)
<i>How much longer?</i>

2113
01:33:01,681 --> 01:33:03,505
Three more weeks, baby.
That's it. 21 days.

2114
01:33:04,849 --> 01:33:06,651
And what are you
gonna do to me?

2115
01:33:06,686 --> 01:33:08,576
I'm gonna take this moustache
and I'm just gonna go like...

2116
01:33:08,611 --> 01:33:10,215
Gonna rub it all
over your neck.

2117
01:33:10,250 --> 01:33:11,480
Moustache in here...
I'm gonna put my 'stache

2118
01:33:11,515 --> 01:33:12,987
right in there.
I'm just gonna...

2119
01:33:13,022 --> 01:33:14,252
(BANGING ON GLASS)

2120
01:33:14,287 --> 01:33:15,759
Hey!
Quit poundin' on the glass.

2121
01:33:15,794 --> 01:33:17,662
I'm sorry, sir. I apologize.

2122
01:33:17,697 --> 01:33:20,027
That's my wife, though.
That was a love pound.

2123
01:33:24,627 --> 01:33:26,770
Hey.
Hey.

2124
01:33:26,805 --> 01:33:28,167
Thanks for watching him.

2125
01:33:28,202 --> 01:33:29,432
No problem.

2126
01:33:29,467 --> 01:33:31,940
He's like one of the family.

2127
01:33:31,975 --> 01:33:34,503
I do have some
news for you, though.

2128
01:33:34,538 --> 01:33:35,977
What?

2129
01:33:36,012 --> 01:33:38,012
I took Keanu to the vet.

2130
01:33:40,049 --> 01:33:41,719
He has a rare disease.

2131
01:33:42,381 --> 01:33:43,655
Oh, no.

2132
01:33:44,889 --> 01:33:47,285
He's gonna be
a kitten forever.

2133
01:34:10,508 --> 01:34:13,311
CLARENCE: What's going on,
motherfuckers?

2134
01:34:13,346 --> 01:34:16,479
Okay. Let's do this.
Let's hold this
shit down, guys.

2135
01:34:16,514 --> 01:34:18,646
<i>I'm not fuckin' around.</i>

2136
01:34:18,681 --> 01:34:20,120
(PRISON DOOR BUZZING)

2137
01:34:20,155 --> 01:34:21,154
You say somethin'?