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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎劇名：小手指

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‎狗貓貓，你好

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‎你呼吸有些沉重，而且很噁心

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‎什麼？

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‎喔！

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‎謝了，我差點窒息了

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‎我玩妳手機上的這個遊戲玩了一整晚

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‎你在玩什麼遊戲？

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‎《漂亮派翠克的蛋冒險》

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‎要幫漂亮派翠克做早餐

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‎首先，先加水

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‎然後開火

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‎召喚蛋蛋

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‎接著靜候三分鐘，等蛋煮滾

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‎我一直在讀秒

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‎那個錢幣按鍵可以幹嘛？

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‎（要花3.99美元付費加速嗎？
‎是的，當然）

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‎-不！
‎-耶！

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‎我的手好痛！我擦傷了！

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‎等我沒錢時
‎妳的錢就變成了我的錢吧？

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‎我的錢永遠都是我的錢！

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‎不！不乖耶！

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‎好滑順

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‎早安，凱絲

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‎妳撞破了我的牆面
‎只是現在是倒著進來的

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‎我發現必須保護我前面的大肚子才行

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‎真噁心

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‎喂！妳在這裡睡了好幾週
‎還一直拿東西過來

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‎妳不能住在我的房間！

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‎門在旁邊

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‎很好！

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‎你很不乖，狗貓貓！

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‎而且你不能一直跳來跳去的！

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‎把手機還我！

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‎狗貓貓！

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‎我會救你下來的！

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‎可憐的女人

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‎丟點尖銳的東西

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‎好，知道了

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‎不必包起來

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‎救命之恩我會永遠銘記在心

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‎不客氣，現在請把手機還我

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‎喂！

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‎不！不乖！

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‎狗貓貓！

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‎幹嘛？

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‎你的貓掌！

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‎聽我說！

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‎我是托絲特！

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‎仔細聽好了
‎我在此宣告你們無可避免的末日

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‎叮！我也正在這麼做！

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‎叮！

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‎我已經翻過水槽上方鏡子後面的藥櫃

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‎我已經找遍你們所有的東西

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‎充分掌握了你們所有見不得人的興趣

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‎和顛覆想像的財產

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‎我整晚都躲在床下

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‎聆聽著你們的夢想

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‎我用這些夢想餵食我的靈寵

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‎身處在你們之中，我不僅得以茁壯

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‎還變得更加強而有力
‎超乎我的想像！

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‎你鎖反了

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‎現在末日預言將透過我實現！

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‎聚集到我面前吧

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‎讓我更加有效地羞辱你們

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‎大家都聽好了

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‎我和我尚未成親的丈夫有事情要宣布

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‎丈夫？

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‎為什麼你們有些人看起來很心虛？

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‎我聽不懂，妳用了太華麗的詞藻

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‎好吧，從現在開始
‎妳想打我哪裡都可以

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‎除了這裡

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‎沒錯，凱絲特思佩拉

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‎雖然現在只是胎兒期

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‎我懷孕也讓妳挫敗了

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‎妳休想騙我又跟另一個寶寶結仇

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‎小小的半個我，你說什麼？

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‎你想藉由我的嘴
‎神奇地大聲說出來嗎？

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‎來吧，小傢伙

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‎向上爬到我的脖子，大聲說出來

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‎“妳好，凱絲，我是一個寶寶”

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‎“我還看不見

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‎但可以從妳的鼻音聽出來

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‎妳的屁股一看就是不會生”

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‎說得好，我的寶寶

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‎那個寶寶…

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‎講話方式很像你們某個人！

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‎現在她要永遠跟我住在一起了！

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‎到底是你們之中誰幹的？

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‎沒錯，凱絲

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‎是妳六兄弟其中一人幹的

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‎而妳隨便抓了一人

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‎告訴我

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‎是的！我懷孕了！

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‎就算我背負著孕育生命的使命

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‎我在拳擊場上還是能打敗任何人

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‎轉身

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‎我容光煥發

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‎瞧瞧我

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‎此刻就是我美貌的巔峰

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‎梅林！

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‎對！是馬文！

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‎梅林！

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‎對，馬文

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‎他叫馬文！我是說梅林！

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‎妳又救了我一命

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‎你玩那個遊戲要小心點，狗貓貓

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‎《漂亮派翠克的蛋冒險》
‎害你心不在焉

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‎讓你在現實世界中一直差點死掉

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‎是的，我愛《漂亮派翠克的蛋冒險》

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‎你沒在聽，快把手機還我

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‎你這個混蛋！

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‎是你啊

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‎卡達蒙，你在做什麼？

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‎我把我母親的眼淚埋在花園裡

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‎你把植物弄得怪怪的

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‎你媽媽還好嗎？

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‎她還在睡覺

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‎還一直在流彩色眼淚

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‎好哀傷

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‎有什麼我能幫忙的嗎？

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‎拿著這個袋子

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‎你知道這是什麼嗎？

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‎不知道

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‎我懷孕了，懷有身孕

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‎真是懷孕了！

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‎這下我可以調漲他們的房租了

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‎這腳印的主人身材走樣了

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‎快點

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‎（花3.99美元付費加速嗎？是）

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‎（升級）

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‎做得好，你是個好蛋蛋

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‎謝謝，漂亮派翠克

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‎請把手機還我

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‎不！我差點升到打蛋器等級了！

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‎如果我再水煮和剝17顆蛋

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‎漂亮派翠克就會寄電郵給我

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‎告訴我他的私人熱線號碼！

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‎天啊！

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‎你在《漂亮派翠克》的軟體內
‎花費了五百美元？

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‎漂亮無價

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‎我沒有五百美元，狗貓貓！

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‎喂，看著我！

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‎看著我

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‎我們兩個的存款加起來只有30美元

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‎我們必須去做臨時工，做完以後

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‎我要拿你的薪水來付帳單

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‎對漂亮派翠克來說，一切皆有可能

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‎房租是每個月一號要繳

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‎我的手機！

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‎你這個笨蛋！

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‎不！天啊！

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‎妳又救了我一次

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‎狗貓貓，我知道
‎你想讓漂亮派翠克開心

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‎但你可以等三分鐘，等蛋…

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‎我要再把你放回那棵樹裡！

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‎好吧，我會付清的

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‎我在半空中拿到信的

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‎仲介機器人，妳不會相信的

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‎狗貓貓拿走我的手機
‎還亂買一堆軟體內消費

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‎我需要

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‎沒人需要在假煮蛋模擬器上
‎購買虛假時間來水煮蛋

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‎對

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‎你不能拿走我東西

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‎所以它們才是屬於我的

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‎認為自己擁有東西是一種幻覺
‎這世上沒有什麼是真的

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‎除了《漂亮派翠克的蛋冒險》

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‎你才不知道

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‎妳朋友是誰？

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‎什麼？

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‎妳的朋友？

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‎誰？狗貓貓嗎？

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‎鳥巢？那些蛋蛋？

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‎狗貓貓的鈴鐺？

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‎我的短褲？

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‎我本來想上床睡覺，結果中途反悔了

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‎我的頭髮？我的手機？

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‎它叫什麼名字？

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‎手機

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‎手機

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‎怎麼了？

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‎仲介機器人，我們需要重大任務
‎才能付清狗貓貓的手機帳單

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‎手機要跟你們一起去嗎？

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‎對

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‎手掌星球有一件重大工作

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‎這就是我的職責

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‎我安排重要工作給專業臨時工

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‎管理這麼多不同的工作
‎是一件很重要的工作

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‎準備發放制服

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‎等等，可以把這張紙條給手機嗎？

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‎但跟它說…

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‎不要說是我給的

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‎先看看它怎麼說

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‎妳可以相信我，我現在很乖

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‎我會找適當時機送這封信

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‎避免它懷疑這封信是不是妳寫的

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‎好噁心，我打不開

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‎好難喔

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‎我的手指好小

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‎我知道，你可以拿著我的嗎？

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‎放在我的手掌上

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‎酷

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‎實在太難了

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‎其實不難，只是我們不擅長

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‎我們擅長其他事情

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‎我們的手好噁心

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‎對，我們的手好噁心

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‎噁心，你說得對

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‎你們好，所以我是來
‎幫你們開汽水的吧？

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‎-天啊
‎-老兄，太酷了

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‎-好棒
‎-對

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‎現在打開了

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00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:58,213
‎我們的手好噁心

215
00:13:58,297 --> 00:14:00,299
‎又很長

216
00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:03,051
‎好的，那麼我們現在要收費了

217
00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:04,720
‎然後我們就離開了

218
00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:08,140
‎不，這個小罐子不是任務

219
00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:10,392
‎機構沒告訴妳嗎？

220
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,061
‎好的

221
00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:15,731
‎沒有，仲介機器人沒說

222
00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:17,733
‎-好
‎-好噁心

223
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:19,568
‎有意思

224
00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:22,696
‎-太酷了
‎-好噁心

225
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:31,663
‎你們在做什麼？

226
00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:33,665
‎這個嗎？這就是我們學習…

227
00:14:33,749 --> 00:14:37,127
‎還有瞭解彼此與周遭世界的方式

228
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:40,797
‎對，好

229
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,008
‎我可不可以學習…

230
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,886
‎對，我們可以學習妳嗎？

231
00:14:47,179 --> 00:14:51,308
‎不可以！快說你們僱用我們要幹嘛

232
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,685
‎這樣我們才能離開這裡！

233
00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:59,274
‎我想你們之所以來這裡
‎是因為你們要求重“大”任務

234
00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:04,613
‎我們需要有人可以在星球另一端

235
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:07,866
‎打開巨大汽水

236
00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:10,827
‎我們要怎麼上去？

237
00:15:11,495 --> 00:15:13,830
‎你們是專業人士吧？

238
00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:17,709
‎對，別擋我們的路

239
00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:19,795
‎等等我，小蜂

240
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,214
‎要我抱你嗎？

241
00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:23,423
‎抱我

242
00:15:24,675 --> 00:15:27,970
‎你確定不要自己走？
‎也許稍微運動一下？

243
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:32,474
‎不要，我喜歡蛋蛋，我要活得像顆蛋

244
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,894
‎好吧

245
00:15:37,813 --> 00:15:39,147
‎也許我…

246
00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:41,483
‎可以一路揍到頂端

247
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:46,488
‎沒錯，把金屬打凹
‎利用那些凹洞攀爬上去

248
00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:07,718
‎真漂亮

249
00:16:13,432 --> 00:16:15,517
‎可以借我手機一下嗎？

250
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,853
‎什麼？不行，你之前很不乖！

251
00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:21,481
‎我是乖蛋蛋

252
00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:25,861
‎《漂亮派翠克的蛋冒險》
‎把你變成偷東西小怪物

253
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:29,364
‎你一直偷東西的話
‎我不會讓你拿我的手機

254
00:16:29,448 --> 00:16:34,036
‎我被指派了秘密任務，需要妳的手機

255
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:37,122
‎我相信你是因為…

256
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:40,459
‎我不知道為什麼，但我會盯著你

257
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:43,545
‎所以嚴格來說，我不是非常信任你

258
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:46,298
‎這是給你的

259
00:17:02,481 --> 00:17:05,734
‎糟糕！

260
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,694
‎你做了什麼？

261
00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:09,696
‎我很乖！

262
00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:10,864
‎你太自私了！

263
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:11,990
‎不！

264
00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:14,159
‎狗貓貓很自私！

265
00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:28,924
‎這是誤傳的空白訊息嗎？好怪喔

266
00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:30,425
‎我的手機變燙了

267
00:17:30,509 --> 00:17:33,386
‎（新通知）

268
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:06,294
‎你們要倒進杯子裡！

269
00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:07,963
‎倒進杯子裡！

270
00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:09,047
‎什麼？

271
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:11,049
‎倒進去！

272
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,802
‎把汽水倒進大杯子裡！

273
00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:16,555
‎那是工作的最後環節！

274
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,146
‎看起來很難

275
00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:27,899
‎我要下來了！

276
00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:30,735
‎不

277
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,488
‎大腿好痛喔

278
00:18:33,572 --> 00:18:37,868
‎要把汽水倒進杯子裡
‎我們才喝得到！

279
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:41,830
‎必須倒汽水！這樣工作就完成了

280
00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:45,250
‎我知道！我聽到了！

281
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,002
‎但我想我做不到

282
00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:51,214
‎你們幹嘛要有
‎這麼巨大的汽水或杯子？

283
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:55,010
‎畢竟太巨大了，你們上不去也喝不到

284
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:56,428
‎太大了！

285
00:18:56,511 --> 00:19:00,473
‎我們不想喝，我們是想學習！

286
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:01,766
‎在杯子裡學習

287
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:04,186
‎這就是重大的臨時工

288
00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:06,897
‎我還以為妳是專業人士

289
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:12,110
‎好吧，我盡量試試

290
00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:24,456
‎我就說我沒辦法吧

291
00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:30,045
‎妳欠我們一罐汽水！

292
00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:33,298
‎沒錯，妳欠我們一大罐汽水

293
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:37,177
‎你們還是得付我錢，我已經打開了

294
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:38,637
‎我們不必付錢

295
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,472
‎工作完成我們才付錢

296
00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:43,892
‎現在這應該永遠無法完成了

297
00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:46,061
‎妳剝奪了我們的機會

298
00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:48,813
‎我們喜歡學習一切事物，只要觸摸…

299
00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:50,315
‎好噁心，用我們的手指觸摸

300
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:51,816
‎這對我們來說並不容易

301
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,318
‎我們的手指很噁心

302
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,320
‎我們知道手指很噁心

303
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:56,738
‎好噁心啊

304
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,198
‎但這是我們的生活方式

305
00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:00,533
‎我們就是這樣過生活的

306
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:02,285
‎好噁心，我們天生如此

307
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,205
‎我們學習周遭世界來過生活

308
00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:09,417
‎從汽水跟杯子裡學習
‎是我們對自己一年來的犒賞

309
00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:12,254
‎讓我們過去一年的努力錦上添花

310
00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:14,297
‎現在都漂去空中了

311
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,091
‎都是因為你們才搞得一團亂

312
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:17,676
‎好噁心

313
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:21,513
‎把我們的小手指
‎戳進新事物的分子裡才能學習

314
00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:23,098
‎但我們現在不能那麼做了

315
00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:25,517
‎所以我們才不要付錢

316
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:30,021
‎如果我讓你摸我的臉
‎你可以付錢嗎？

317
00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:33,858
‎我們會付一半的錢

318
00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:35,193
‎好

319
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:37,028
‎好噁心，狗貓貓！不！

320
00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:40,073
‎別讓他們用小手指碰你的臉！

321
00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:51,543
‎天啊，好噁心，媽呀…

322
00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:55,005
‎他變得黏糊糊的

323
00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:57,257
‎這種情況多久發生一次？

324
00:20:57,340 --> 00:21:00,051
‎不關你們的事

325
00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:02,387
‎那不關我們的事

326
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:05,557
‎你們可以再摸十秒

327
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,059
‎不，我們不必再摸十秒了

328
00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:09,894
‎我們摸完了

329
00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:11,896
‎要我抱你回家嗎？

330
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,315
‎不了，我自己走

331
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:31,624
‎謝謝你，狗貓貓

332
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:34,627
‎感謝你為了錢讓他們摸你的臉

333
00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:37,881
‎我很抱歉之前說你自私

334
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:41,468
‎我對著太空大喊你很自私是錯的

335
00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:43,303
‎現在我可以付清你的帳單了

336
00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:18,046
‎你是我生命中最特別的蛋蛋

337
00:22:18,129 --> 00:22:19,714
‎你讓我笑裂了

338
00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:22,634
‎好耶！

339
00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:28,056
‎我吃地上的蛋蛋，感染了沙門氏菌

340
00:22:28,139 --> 00:22:31,476
‎小蜂一直照顧我
‎我一週後才覺得好多了

341
00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:32,477
‎（結局！）

342
00:23:00,463 --> 00:23:02,507
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