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‎NETFLIX 剧集

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‎（休息日）

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‎小蜂？

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‎小蜂？

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‎那位…女士去哪儿了？

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‎我被困住了！

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‎哦 我没被困住

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‎我要造一个追踪器 让她吃下去！

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‎（休息站）

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‎有时候告诉别人他们对自己很重要
‎是件很暖心的事

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‎所以…

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‎你要给他们买一盒微波炉鸡蛋 我懂

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‎你宁愿给朋友买一堆便宜货
‎也不愿买一样好东西

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‎对

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‎“对”？因为这样一来 他们可能
‎会把其中某些东西还给你 对吧？

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‎对

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‎“对”个头

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‎你喜欢“对”这个字 是吧？
‎没人想拎一堆东西

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‎这个很好 但是那边的薯片呢？

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‎我听说那个薯片也不错哦

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‎嗯 选得好

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‎看到那边的毛巾了吗？看着也很不错

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‎对 好软

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‎看到那边的芝士了吗？

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‎听说味道很差 放在地上 放下

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‎你不会想买那个的 没人想买的

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‎那种芝士害所有的实验鼠
‎都得了心脏病

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‎你吃过吗？

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‎我说了“那种芝士害所有的实验鼠
‎都得了心脏病”

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‎我只吃这些东西

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‎哇哦

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‎好 给我也来点

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‎好的 这些你会喜欢的
‎要微波炉加热吗？

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‎你逃不掉的 快下来

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‎什么？你给我下来

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‎又来了

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‎这么快吗？

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‎狗猫猫

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‎狗猫猫

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‎好乱 我是说 比以前更乱了

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‎你在大喘气

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‎你是不是在家翻箱倒柜地找我？

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‎没有

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‎你在担心我呀

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‎我才不在乎你！你爱干嘛干嘛！

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‎你爱我

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‎没有！

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‎我给你带了东西

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‎微波炉鸡蛋

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‎我什么都不想要

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‎这可是可微波水波蛋

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‎不要！救命！

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‎别管我

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‎你是不是因为担心我一去不回
‎所以才这么暴躁？

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‎我一直都在的
‎要想让我离开这间公寓可没那么容易

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‎我自己可以出去 多谢你的好意

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‎好吧

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‎因为你爱我 所以才乱发脾气
‎我要去办点事

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‎给你最后的机会

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‎好吧！你等着肚子上留下沙发印吧

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‎今天你休息

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‎今天你休息

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‎今天你休息

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‎太棒了！

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‎发生什么事…哦

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‎凯斯？

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‎不行

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‎凯斯 别把毯子带进卫生间

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‎你要是再在我的休息日对我指手画脚

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‎我就杀了你

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‎（祝如厕顺利）

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‎真恶心 披着毯子上厕所？

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‎今天她休息

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‎我要出去

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‎不行 如果你现在离开
‎她就知道被我们听到了

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‎所以我们才要逃走

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‎我会蹑手蹑脚地走

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‎我们应该继续聊天 当什么也没听见

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‎可我想不到该聊什么

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‎想聊聊铺地毯的事吗？

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‎地毯会让我们的脚印变潮的
‎你知道吗？

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‎滚！

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‎终于

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‎我可以用我屯了好久的面膜啦

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‎（请用）

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‎让玫瑰变可怕了

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‎哎呀！好漂亮！

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‎哎呀 我可不喜欢那样

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‎你好呀 卡达门
‎天还没亮你怎么就跑到树丛里来了？

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‎这里是丝蒂奇上厕所的地方

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‎丝蒂奇膀胱不好 我必须得挤着
‎她才能尿出来

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‎我带它来这里 就不会有人笑她…

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‎丝蒂奇 不行！

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‎你已经订婚了

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‎狗猫猫会怎么想？嗯？

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‎你这样随便亲人？

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‎狗猫猫呢？

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‎订婚宴后我就没见过它了

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‎它是不是对这场婚姻不满？想离婚？

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‎它想都别想

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‎我必须为丝蒂奇的名誉报仇

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‎我要涨你房租

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‎从早餐时起 它就卡在沙发下面了
‎还不让人帮它

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‎（柠檬生姜蜜饯）

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‎（被诅咒的泡沫碳
‎发酵的月亮水晶面泥）

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‎我就知道
‎那刺耳可悲的尖叫声是你 凯斯

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‎还是那个不敢和孕妇打架的怂瓜

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‎什么鬼…

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‎你的荷尔蒙终于起作用了

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‎有人没刷牙哦

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‎我又输了

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‎而我的对手甚至没出手！

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‎捏捏 我喜欢你的大丸子头 宝贝

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‎谢谢你

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‎你是医生 给我开一种
‎能让我无坚不摧的药吧

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‎不行哦

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‎那就助我作法
‎让我的神力增加十倍？

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‎好哦

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‎（美味红）

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‎再见 卡达门

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‎我要回去睡觉了

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‎叫狗猫猫常来走动 这是命令

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‎不是请求 拜托了

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‎嘿 我回来了

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‎你终于准备好让我帮你啦…狗猫猫？

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‎到哪儿…到哪儿去了…

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‎屁股呢

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‎还是不要用这些了吧 好像很危险

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‎很好

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‎而且 凯斯很喜欢这些东西

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‎如果把它们炸飞 凯斯会很生气

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‎太好了 真是太好了

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‎对不起 凯斯 我再给你买新的

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‎我听到了 你最好别买

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‎有了这个献给佐佐恶魔

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‎他赋予了我数狗之力

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‎我的力量会翻倍 我发誓不仅要滥用

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‎还会时刻享受滥用力量

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‎佐佐恶魔！

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‎为什么把我的香肠拿出来？

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‎我们要烧了它

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‎我会给你买新的
‎我已经欠了凯斯能量饮料了

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‎胡说

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‎你不会真的相信这些吧？

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‎你可是医生耶

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‎我觉得把冰箱清理一下也不错

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‎而且她力气真的好大 我可能不…

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‎呀！好恶心！

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‎宝贝 那是血吗？

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‎（美味红）

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‎嘿 全是我的东西！

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‎我的椅子！

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‎好了 好好玩吧 我要睡到来电

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‎没见过这个呢

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‎呵呵 想得美

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‎面膜敷好啦！

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‎糟了

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‎你没事吧？我不小心杀了你吗？

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‎活下去！

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‎成功啦！

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‎（坏芝士）

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‎是不是…快要结束了？

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‎还没 我必须
‎得到另一个世界的赞助人的问候

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‎然后他们会和我的本体融合

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‎将他们的力量暂时赋予给我

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‎然后呢？

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‎然后我要去找那个

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‎在走廊里揍我的混蛋 狠狠还击

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‎慢着 公寓里有人？

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‎太好了 你们都起来了

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‎好恶心！快扔了！

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‎我把你揍活了

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‎我来了 宝贝儿！

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‎落到我手里！

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‎到我手里来！我手里！

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‎我想要这个！

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‎它…是不是死了？
‎等等 是不是在我裤子里？

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‎是不是死在我裤子里了？

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‎好嘞

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‎我只想把人按在地上狠狠揍一顿

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‎我知道 亲爱的 这不公平

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‎好恶心！

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‎让我和他打！

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‎等等 那是凯斯的被子

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‎揍他

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‎好的

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‎哈！

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‎我长痘了

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‎走廊里是你？

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‎是啊 怎么了？

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‎住手！不要！

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‎没人想谈谈刚刚的事吗？

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‎想不想稍微放纵一下 丝蒂奇？

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‎哎呀 按错了

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‎这不是我们的 丝蒂奇

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‎不能偷东西

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‎我敢肯定你的丈夫狗猫猫
‎会给你买一个更好看的戒指

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‎太好了 丝蒂奇 你是最美的新娘

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‎（剧终！）

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‎字幕翻译：Zeo Niu