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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎劇名：休假日

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‎小蜂！

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‎小蜂！

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‎那位小姐跑去哪裡了？

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‎我被困住了！

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‎原來我沒被困住

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‎我要做一個追蹤裝置

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‎然後逼她吃下去！

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‎（駐足便利商店）

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‎（漂亮派翠克）

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‎（納伯）

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‎有時候，提醒別人
‎他們對你很重要是件好事

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‎所以…

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‎妳要買一包微波加熱蛋給他們

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‎是啊，我懂

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‎妳喜歡買一堆便宜貨
‎而不是好東西給朋友

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‎對

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‎“對？”

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‎因為他們或許也會回送妳東西吧？

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‎對

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‎“對”

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‎妳很喜歡說“對”嘛？

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‎沒人想拿一堆東西

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‎這些很好吃，但那些洋芋片呢？

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‎聽說也很好吃

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‎沒錯，非常好

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‎妳看到那些毛巾了嗎？

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‎看起來很不錯

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‎沒錯，很柔軟

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‎看到那塊乳酪了嗎？

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‎我聽說很難吃，快放下，丟掉

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‎妳不會想吃的，沒人想吃

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‎那讓所有老鼠吃了心臟病發作

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‎你吃過嗎？

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‎我剛才說了
‎“那讓所有老鼠吃了心臟病發作”

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‎我只吃這些東西

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‎天啊

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‎對，我也想買一些

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‎很好，妳絕對會喜歡這些的

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‎需要我幫妳用微波爐加熱嗎？

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‎成功了，下來吧

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‎什麼？快下來

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‎又來了

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‎這麼快？

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‎狗貓貓

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‎狗貓貓

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‎家裡也太亂了吧

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‎我是指更亂了

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‎而且你喘不過氣來

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‎為了找我，你在公寓裡翻箱倒櫃嗎？

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‎沒有

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‎你很擔心我

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‎我才不在乎！妳想怎樣都可以！

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‎你很愛我

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‎沒有！

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‎我買了東西給你

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‎（微波蛋）

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‎我什麼都不要

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‎那是可微波加熱的蛋包袋

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‎不！救命！

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‎別煩我

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‎你是因為擔心我不回來了
‎所以很暴躁嗎？

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‎我一直都在呀

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‎我離開公寓要費很大工夫

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‎我自己會出來

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‎非常感謝妳

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‎好吧

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‎你暴躁是因為你愛我

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‎我要去辦點事了

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‎最後一次機會

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‎好吧！

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‎到時候你的肚子上會有沙發凹痕

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‎今天妳休假

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‎今天妳休假

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‎今天妳休假

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‎好耶！

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‎怎麼回事？

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‎凱絲？

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‎不行

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‎凱絲，別把毯子拿進浴室裡

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‎如果我休假的時候
‎你又告訴我該做什麼事

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‎我就殺了你

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‎（天佑這一團亂）

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‎噁心耶，帶毯子進浴室？

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‎今天是她休假

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‎而且我要離開這裡了

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‎不行，你現在走的話
‎她就知道我們聽見了

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‎所以我們才要逃跑

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‎我會躡手躡腳地走

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‎我覺得我們要繼續講話
‎假裝什麼都沒聽見

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‎我想不到要聊什麼

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‎你想聊鋪地毯的事嗎？

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‎地毯會讓我們的腳步聲變小聲

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‎滾開！

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‎總算啊

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‎我可以用我囤積的這些面膜了

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‎（請使用）

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‎你把玫瑰花變噁心了

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‎哎呀！真漂亮！

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‎我不喜歡那一朵

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‎你好，卡達蒙

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‎天還亮著你怎麼就躲在樹叢裡了？

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‎那是黏黏上廁所的地方

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‎黏黏的膀胱很懶惰

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‎我還得擠壓牠，讓牠排尿

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‎我帶牠去那裡
‎這樣就沒人能嘲笑牠…

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‎黏黏，不行！

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‎妳已有婚約在身

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‎狗貓貓會怎麼想？妳說呢？

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‎老是這樣亂親別人？

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‎狗貓貓在哪裡？

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‎婚禮過後我就沒見到他了

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‎這段婚姻讓他不開心嗎？

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‎他想離婚？

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‎因為他休想離婚

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‎我必須維護黏黏的名譽

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‎調漲妳的房租

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‎他從早餐開始就躲在沙發下
‎而且不想幫忙

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‎（星塵）

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‎（糖漬檸檬和薑片）

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‎（受詛咒的泡泡炭
‎罕見發酵月晶泥）

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‎我就知道我聽見了
‎妳尖銳又可憐的叫聲，凱絲

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‎看來妳還是太懦弱了
‎不敢跟孕婦對打

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‎搞什麼…

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‎妳總算有情緒變化了

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‎看來有人沒刷牙呢

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‎我又打輸了

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‎而且我的對手根本還沒出拳！

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‎叭叭

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‎我喜歡妳的大坨髮型，親愛的

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‎謝謝

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‎你是醫生

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‎幫我做一顆藥，讓我立於不敗之地

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‎不可以

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‎那就幫我施展惡魔儀式

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‎讓我的力量增加十倍

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‎好吧

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‎（美味紅）

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‎再見，卡達蒙

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‎我要去睡回籠覺了

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‎叫狗貓貓來拜訪我們

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‎這是命令

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‎並不是請求，麻煩了

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‎我回來了

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‎你終於準備讓我幫你了嗎…

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‎狗貓貓？

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‎在哪裡…你的…

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‎屁屁呢

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‎我不確定該不該使用這些

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‎似乎很危險

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‎很好

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‎而且凱絲真的很喜歡這些

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‎如果我們把這些炸掉
‎她一定會很生氣

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‎很好，真的非常好

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‎抱歉，凱絲，我再買更多還妳

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‎我聽到了，你最好別那麼做

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‎有了這個給佐索克斯的祭品…

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‎他之前賦予我好幾隻狗狗的力量

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‎我的力量將會加倍

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‎我保證不僅會濫用我的力量

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‎還會好好享受我的力量

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‎佐索克斯！

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‎幹嘛把我的香腸拿出來？

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‎我們要燒掉

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‎我再買更多給你
‎我已經欠凱絲一些能量飲料了

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‎沒有，你沒有欠她

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‎你不是真心相信這種東西的吧？

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‎你是醫生耶

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‎我是想說清理一下冰箱也不錯

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‎而且她真的很強壯，我不知道如果…

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‎好噁心！

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‎親愛的，那是血嗎？

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‎（美味紅）

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‎那些都是我的東西！

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‎這是我的椅子！

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‎好，玩得開心點

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‎我要去睡到電力恢復為止

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‎這是新的

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‎哈哈

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‎想得美

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‎面膜敷好了！

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‎糟糕

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‎你還好嗎？我殺了你嗎？

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‎活下去！

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‎成功了

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‎（難吃乳酪）

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‎所以…儀式快結束了嗎？

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‎還沒，我必須等
‎超凡脫俗的守護神迎接我

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‎他們會跟我的肉體合而為一

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‎暫時把他們的力量灌輸給我

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‎然後呢？

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‎然後我就要去找在走廊上

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‎打敗我的混蛋，並痛扁他們一頓

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‎等等，有人在公寓裡面？

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‎太好了，你們都起來了

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‎好噁心！快放下來！

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‎（難吃乳酪）

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‎我讓你復活了

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‎我來了，寶貝！

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‎跌到我手上吧！

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‎跌到我手上！我手上啦！

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‎我想要這個

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‎牠死了嗎？

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‎等等，牠在我的褲子裡嗎？

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‎牠是死在我的褲子裡嗎？

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‎好

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‎我只想把人揍到地上

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‎我知道，親愛的，這不公平

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‎好噁心！

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‎讓我跟他打！

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‎等等，那是凱絲的被子

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‎打他

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‎好吧

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‎哈！

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‎我長痘痘了

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‎在走廊上的人是妳？

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‎對，那又怎樣？

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‎住手！不！

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‎所以沒人想談談剛才發生的事嗎？

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‎黏黏，妳想要暫時被寵壞嗎？

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‎糟糕，按錯按鈕了

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‎黏黏，這不是我們的

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‎我們不偷東西

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‎我相信妳的老公狗貓貓
‎會送妳更棒的戒指

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‎萬歲，黏黏是最美的新娘

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‎（結局！）

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