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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎劇名：好笑的撒謊

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‎於是太空逃犯繼續逃亡

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‎頂著怪物的模樣
‎逃了一個又一個星球

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‎逃離公主和術士軍團

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‎逃離他的傷痛回憶和過去

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‎但他的小小怪物腿

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‎不能永遠跑下去

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‎所以太空逃犯逃到了遙遠之島上

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‎陌生卻熟悉

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‎他在那裡結交新朋友，開啟新生活

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‎雖然他不再逃跑了

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‎但是太空逃犯的過去卻緊追不捨

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‎（夢境日誌）

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‎東西也太多了吧，卡達蒙

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‎這些東西要放哪裡？

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‎我不知道

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‎要不要把這些拿去海邊？

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‎應該吧

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‎我也想去

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‎狗貓貓！你醒了！

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‎好，來吧，我們去海邊

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‎你去拿那包，然後放在這邊

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‎不，等等，那樣行不通

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‎（《提姆的人們秘辛巨著》）

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‎（凱絲、梅林）

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‎（小蜂、小蜂的朋友）

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‎（記住妳超愛工作）

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‎（別停止工作！）

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‎（程式設計專區
‎只准程式設計師來）

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‎（進入）

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‎（閒聊程式碼）

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‎（賺錢或挨餓）

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‎（有人想吵這個加密方法嗎？）

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‎（不，當然不要）

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‎（如果妳想打架）

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‎（就去找那個妳假裝討厭
‎但其實很愛的）

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‎（有孕在身的女人）

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‎好了！走吧！

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‎幹嘛？

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‎醜八怪

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‎哪裡？

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‎你需要幫忙嗎？

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‎不用了，謝謝

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‎你說一個小孩是醜八怪

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‎太好笑了

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‎不對，是你很醜

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‎醜八怪

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‎醜腳

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‎你在做什麼？

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‎地面很軟

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‎而且我的身體…

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‎我的身體…

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‎地面很軟

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‎我的身體很硬

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‎而你還是很醜

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‎我很好看！

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‎什麼？

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‎我以為我看見…

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‎非常好！手臂舉起來，放下來

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‎舉起來，放下來…

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‎現在深蹲！二！往下一點！四！

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‎五！六！七下！八下！

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‎很好，休息吧

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‎好，走吧

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‎一、二、三、四…

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‎一、二、三、四、一…

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‎好醜

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‎連在水底也很醜

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‎連自然濾鏡的效果都救不了你

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‎嘿

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‎我在水底無法呼吸

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‎喂！快起來！

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‎這東西可以幹嘛？

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‎紫羅蘭！

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‎離我美麗的臉蛋遠一點

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‎（偵測到糖果）

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‎太遲了

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‎我們有工作得做了

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‎我要炸出一個降落通道
‎通往那顆膠體星球！

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‎天啊

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‎給我

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‎妳射錯方向了

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‎而且妳設定弄錯了，選到這個蠢大砲

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‎妳幹嘛都不仔細聽
‎那小子的無聊教學？

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‎別說他無聊！

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‎我沒有！

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‎我是說他的教學很無聊

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‎因為他的聲音很無聊

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‎而且都像嬰兒一樣飆高音

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‎他是個嬰兒啊

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‎隨便啦

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‎是別的糖果獵人

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‎這是我的！

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‎噁心的腳

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‎對喔，我忘了妳討厭腳

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‎乖貓咪

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‎老兄，你在哭嗎？

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‎透過調整設定

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‎可以降低或擴大能量的…

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‎頻率，讓你…

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‎讓你在發射武器時
‎有更廣大和更精準的攻擊範圍

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‎我已經知道怎麼使用了

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‎真的嗎？可是我…

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‎今天以前都沒給別人看過我的新發明

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‎我…

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‎我好像不知道我為什麼
‎已經知道如何使用了

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‎你好可愛喔！

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‎而且你聰明絕頂！

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‎耶！

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‎其他的回收隊
‎都沒有像你這麼聰明又可愛的人

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‎多虧了你，我們才能拿到這麼多糖果

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‎永遠不要停止製作這些可愛的發明

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‎讓我們能“他X的”對人使用，我愛你

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‎罵髒話！

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‎天啊，沒人駕駛太空船

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‎我美麗的船長座

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‎我美麗的太空船

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‎是我的太空船！

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‎我要一腳踩在妳的晚餐上

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‎什麼？

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‎卡達蒙，你看見狗貓貓了嗎？

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‎沒有

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‎那該…可惡的傢伙去哪了？

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‎黏黏，狗貓貓在那裡嗎？

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‎糟了

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‎我有不好的預感

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‎妳得把他帶回來

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‎對

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‎記住，他訂婚了

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‎好

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‎妳想害黏黏變成寡婦嗎？

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‎我的天啊！我會帶他回來的！

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‎水啊

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‎喂！

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‎你在做什麼？

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‎我哭是因為你嚇到我了

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‎不，我是說，你弄這些是要幹嘛的？

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‎如果你弄壞了
‎我們就不能上交拿獎品了

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‎我只是想看那是什麼

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‎我想看能不能用這個做出更好的東西

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‎反正我們也不知道獎品是什麼

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‎紫羅蘭會生氣的

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‎然後你就不再是她的最愛了

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‎我就會是她的最愛

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‎我開玩笑的！

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‎寶寶都聽不懂我的笑話

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‎拜託別哭了

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‎你知道笑話是什麼嗎？

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‎就像是說謊，但你知道他們在說謊

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‎所以才很好笑！

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‎反正那些是我的笑話

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‎好笑的撒謊

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‎我懂了，謝謝

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‎那我就不打爛糖果了

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‎我教他怎麼開玩笑，然後他耍了我

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‎那是什麼？

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‎我覺得…

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‎我覺得那是純粹的能量

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‎純粹能量？

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‎你知道能量是什麼意思嗎？

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‎不，我不知道那個詞

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‎哈！他轉不起來！

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‎真是個廢物！

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‎你在做什麼？

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‎浪費時間玩玩具

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‎喂！說話啊！

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‎你們也玩了

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‎你如果繼續做這種愚蠢行為

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‎你這輩子就無法出人頭地了

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‎只會是一個小怪物

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‎你覺得上課不專心是個好主意嗎？

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‎你是教室裡最差勁的學生之一

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‎你無時無刻都該學習

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‎如果你不快點找到專長

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‎你就會淪落成愚蠢的糖果獵人

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‎閉嘴！

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‎妳會害他哭的！

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‎什麼？紫羅蘭！沒有，我沒哭！

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‎我才不會哭！

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‎我不會哭的！

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‎紫羅蘭！妳害我很丟臉！

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‎我才不會讓那個愚蠢老師
‎在大家面前對你大吼大叫

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‎那才丟臉

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‎這很好玩

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‎那是偷竊

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‎是她先偷的

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‎我們可能惹上麻煩了

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‎我們可能會被退學

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‎對，我們應該直接逃跑

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‎我不想再惹麻煩了

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‎反正我也很討厭這裡

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‎給妳，紫羅蘭

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‎是珠寶

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‎對，這裡應該不歡迎我們了

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‎這是你的玩具

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‎妳拿去吧

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‎我不想要

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‎-是太空船，謝謝
‎-不，等等！

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‎不！

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‎你可以駕駛，但這是我的太空船！

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‎天啊，你在哭

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‎對

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‎我真的會很想念我媽媽

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‎（夢境日誌）

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‎唉

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‎可惡

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‎（結局！）

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