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NETFLIXOVA SERIJA

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NAJDRAŽE MOJE

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Ne udaraj me, Crispine!

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Ne udaraj me! Crispine!

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Ne udaraj me, čuđače stari.

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Diraš me.

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Što to…

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POSEBNA PUSTOLOVINA
RUČKA PRIVLAČNOG PATRIKA

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<i>Drago mi je što smijem jesti u vlaku.</i>

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<i>Zamolio sam da mi</i>
<i>umjesto riže daju pire-krumpir,</i>

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<i>moju omiljenu hranu.</i>

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<i>Nedavno sam bio na odmoru.</i>

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<i>Rad je katkad stresan.</i>

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<i>Aha, da.</i>

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<i>Na odmoru sam dobio bebu.</i>

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<i>Ovdje izlazim.</i>

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<i>Vidimo se poslije za ručak.</i>

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<i>Pa-pa!</i>

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Ove epizode su prekratke.

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Kamo ćeš?

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Molim?

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Privlačni Patrik ima bebu?

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Molim?

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Kako tek tako dobiješ bebu?
I to usred ljeta!

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DOBRO DOŠAO NATRAG, PRIVLAČNI PATRIČE

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GRADONAČELNIČE

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Gradonačelnik je?

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Da! Toliko ga volimo
da je stalno na televiziji.

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Oho, sviđa mi se brada!

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Sad je Perfektni Patrik.

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Odvedi me na željeznički kolodvor.

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Tu bebu koju Privlačni Patrik ima
zamijenit ću sobom.

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To je možda malo nepristojno.

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Nepristojno i podlo.

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I fora.

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Motor mi je još pokvaren.

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Sjećaš se snijega i cvijeća u motoru?

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Možda ga je Crispin popravio.

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Pogledajmo!

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Zdravo, Cas. Je li Crispin ovdje?

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Aha. Nije. U radionici je.

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Aha, da, dobro.

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Možeš li me odvesti do njega?

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Bih, ali…

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Nepristojna si.

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Zauzeta sam.

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Nisi.

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Samo sjediš naokolo i kopaš nos.

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Trebam drugu košulju.

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Ne moram ništa što ne želim.
Ovo je moj vikend.

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Bee!

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Hajdemo.

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Čekaj da se preodjenem.

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Želim poći.

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Vole biti u autu.

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Mislim da se osjećaju
kao da su na vječnom putovanju.

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Izgledaš kao da ti je udobno.

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Što radite danas?

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Idemo na kolodvor.

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-Privlačni Patrik se vratio.
-Možete li mi donijeti…

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Ondje imaju kruh s breskvom.

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Možeš mi ga donijeti? Imam novac.

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Kupit ću ti to. Bez  brige!

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Dobro. Hvala.

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Ne zaboravi kruh s breskvom!

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Zdravo, Crispine.

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Jesi li popravio moj motor?

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Zlostavljaš taj motor koji sam ti izradio.
Morao sam ga rastaviti.

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Bolje pazi na moje umjetnine.

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Srećom po tebe,
bio mi je među prvim djelima.

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Sad sam puno vještiji
i znatno sam poboljšao tvoj motor.

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O, ne.

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Jesi li…

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Jesam! Puno! Cijeli!

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Ovaj motor je previše razmetljiv.

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Aha.

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G. gradonačelniče, dobro došli!

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Sviđa mi se brada!

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Meni nije draga brada,
ali dragi ste mi vi.

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Bez udaranja!

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PRIVLAČNI PATRIK

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VOLIMO TE

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GRADONAČELNIK

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PRIVLAČNI PATRIK ZAUVIJEK

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Zdravo, gradonačelniče!
Ovo mi puno znači! Gledam vas…

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Nismo ovdje zbog tebe.

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Dobro.

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Ali bez udaranja.

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Zdravo.

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Čast mi je što te napokon upoznajem.

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Već sam neko vrijeme fan toga što radiš.

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Većinu toga mrzim,

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ali volim ručati s tobom
dok si na televiziji.

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A ni tvoje lice nije neprivlačno.

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I on proizvodi smiješne zvukove.

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Baš je sladak!

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Vlastitim novcem
kupio sam ove tvoje figurice.

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Možeš li ih taknuti?

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Pogledaj ovu.

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A sad pogledaj ovu.

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Pogledaj ovu.

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Baš krasno. Dobra si ti maca.
Ili medo, ili što već jesi.

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Ja sam dobar. Ti si bolji.

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Da te dignem?

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Hej!

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On mi je rastegnuo usta!

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Naravno, stari.

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Kvrapcu!

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Pa gledajte kolika su mi sad usta!

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To nikog ne impresionira, stari.

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Oho!

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To je bio moj novčanik?

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Ideš u zatvor.

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Gradonačelniče! Nisam znao!

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U redu je.

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Vratit ću vam ga za koji dan.

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U redu je.

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Zadrži ga.

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Za ovo sam ja kriv.

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A dao mi je ovaj dar.

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Je li to moj mobitel?

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Hajdemo kupovati.

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Idemo! Trebamo posao!

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Nikad nisi toliko žarko htio…

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Poslobote! Koji ti je! To smo mi!

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Radimo ovdje! Što to…

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Sustav nam je ugrožen!

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Oprostite! Moram se čuvati!

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Čovječe! Strašno je!

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Evo. Ovo će ti pomoći
da se osjećaš sigurno.

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To me umirilo.

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Aha, taj tip ima takav efekt.

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Molim vas, čuvajte se.
Imamo zadatak na Planetu odmora.

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Dođite da ne pokvarim svoje tijelo sirene.

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Ovo je punč s borovnicom.

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A ovo je mješavina čaja od hibiskusa
i kondenziranog mlijeka.

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Kao slana morska voda.

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Da, to je ocean. Samo sam ga obojio.

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Od ovog ću dobiti proljev,
a tebe uopće nije briga za to.

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Aha, dakle, eno sjekire.

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Sviđa mi se.

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Dobro ti stoji.

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Pogledajte onamo.

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Fino. Tako.

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To je hotelska soba
i vrijeme je za odjavljivanje.

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Sjekirom otvorite kokosov orah

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i gosti će iskočiti.

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Moraš samo jedanput, brzo iskaču.

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S dva zamaha možeš zahvatiti njih.

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Možeš ih upozoriti s koje strane udaraš.

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Ali ne moraš.

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Već su mi platili. Mig-mig!

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Lijevo!

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Moje lijevo ili tvoje lijevo? Nema veze.

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Kako ste proveli odmor?

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To se tebe ne tiče!
Joj, opet sam pod stresom!

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Predugo će trajati
ako idem jedan po jedan.

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Posložimo ih u red i otvorimo istodobno.

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Ovo su moja djeca. Dobio sam trojke.

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Ovaj mi je najdraži.

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On me shvaća.

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Ova dvojica su okej.

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Znaju da mi nisu omiljeni
pa se jako trude da bi bili dobri.

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Moje omiljeno dijete vjerojatno
neće biti baš krasna osoba kad odraste.

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Ali nema veze. Najbolji je.

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Maleni Rosse, jednoga dana
bit ćeš ratni zločinac, ha?

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Sjekira je prekratka
da bi ih sve istodobno otvorio.

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Znam.

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Previše ih je da bi…

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Znam.

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Čaj i ako…

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Znam!

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Oprezno s tim!

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I tim drugim!

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Zaboravila sam što to znači.

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Povuci rep.

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Aha, da.

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Pazi, jako trza.

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Aha.

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Svi na lijevu stranu!

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Drugu lijevu stranu!

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Opa! Čini se da će oni
vječno biti na odmoru. Jupi?

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MOJ JELOVNIK
MOLIM VAS, UŽIVAJTE. ILI NEMOJTE.

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Fino! Svi istodobno!

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Prestani me pratiti!

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Ne!

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Zašto ne tu drugu dvojicu?

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Tog Rossa! Ili nezanimljivog Rossa?

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Ili mene Rossa? Tim redom.

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Ugrist ću ga.

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Prije par mjeseci
dobili smo poruku o tim stvorovima.

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Navodno se posvuda pojavljuju.
Nisam pročitao do kraja.

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Dobro ste to obavili! Poslat ću vam novac!

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Ubodi!

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Čekaj, nemoj!

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Novac.

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Psumačko, moramo pomoći!

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Da, treba pomoć.

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Ali ne našu.
Treba pomoć roditelja ili možda veće igle.

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Tako ti treba!

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Tako ti treba što nisi ubio
dvoje djece koju ne volim!

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Što se dogodilo?

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Ne znam!

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Moram čekati da se osuši od ljige.

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Juhu! Opet sam malen!

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O, Bože!

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Diraš me.

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O, Bože!

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<i>Još me dodiruje, blago.</i>

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Boli li ovo?

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Daj mi to.

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Trebali bismo se riješiti tog tijela.

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Ma ne, u redu je. Još ne smrdi.

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Oho, igla!

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Ajme, nisam znao
da rad može biti tako opasan.

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Nikad nisam siguran što sam zgrabio.

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Šteta što ne možemo zabiti lice u to.

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I što bismo onda?

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Grabili im svojim dugim licem?

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Mogli bismo u to gurnuti i ruke.

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Ne želim ja ovo raditi.

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Moj tata je to volio.

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Moram nešto obaviti.

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Otići ću ranije, ako vam ne smeta.

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Ideš do svoje cure?

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Aha.

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Ići ćete kupovati namirnice?

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Vjerojatno hoćemo.

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Gluuupo! Dobru ti zabavu želim!

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Vjerojatno će biti zabavno.
Druženje s curom je zabavno.

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I hranjenje je zabavno!

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A što ćemo mi?

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Vraćamo se grab-grabežu?

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Ne znam. Nekako sam gladan.

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Dobro, hajdemo onda to.

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Hranjenje!

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Hranjenje!

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Koji k**** nisu pozvali mene?

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Psumačko, gle! U sjemenkama su kovanice!

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Privlačni Patrik mrzi lubenice.
I ja ih mrzim.

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Baš lijepo!

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<i>Hvala što ste posjetili</i>
<i>kolodvorsku trgovinu.</i>

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<i>Zatvaramo za deset minuta.</i>

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Kvrapcu! Kruh s breskvom za Cas!

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Brzo se vraćam.
Zaboravila sam da sam nešto obećala.

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Hej! Zdravo.

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Zdravo, Privlačni Patriče.

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Idete kući da se raspakirate?

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Da!

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Idemo k istome mehaničaru.

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Što to još imaš? Da ti to bacim?

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Imam nešto i za tebe.

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Zbilja?

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Ajme! Dar!

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Voliš me.

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Ne.

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I ja tebe volim.

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I volim ovu torbicu!

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Ne!

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Ide mi uz odjeću.

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Psumačko, gle!

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Mogu staviti ključeve u nju.

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<i>Nikad joj više ne kupuj darove.</i>

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Je li ti ostala koja fotografija da je
stavim u ovu torbicu koja jako volim?

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Nije!

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PRESLADAK DA BI PRDIO

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I ja bih malo tog finog!

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Ne!

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Baš si pohlepna!

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Da, jesam.

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KRAJ!

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Prijevod titlova: Ivan Zorić