[cheerful music playing]
[nibbling]
[in gibberish] Where can I get a knife…
[burbling]
[toilet flushing]
[in English] Hey, guess what I just did.
What's that?
[in gibberish] I dunno. I found it on the floor.
Really, all of the floor salad is good.
[in English] No, I mean, what's that?
[in gibberish] It's private.
[in English] Well, yeah. I know. It's my diary.
[scribbling]
[rustling]
[pops]
Wow. Pretty and purloin-y.
[in gibberish] These are MY secrets! I don't have to tell you everything!
[in English] Okay.
[in gibberish] Respect my privacy!
[in English] I get it. Wait.
[rustling, thunks]
[burbling]
[birds chirping in distance]
[Bee screams]
[twittering]
[chirping]
Oh, gross!
[yelling]
-[chirping] -Excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.
[Cardamon] Sticky, no! Sticky, no! Sticky, no!
[pounding]
[cracks]
[shouting] Good morning, Merlin!
[typing]
[rustling]
[munching]
-[fizzes] -[groans]
Looks okay.
[slurps]
[clicks]
[computer drones]
No! Ugh, come on! Work!
Come on! Please! I need an excuse to stay in my room all day.
Cas! You're the smartest person I know!
Yeah, I know.
I need your help!
I'm in a…
Kinda in the middle of somethin'.
Please!
-[computer droning] -I'm kinda busy.
Busy and smart.
[droning]
[powers down]
Oh, it's dead.
No. Sleepy.
-[cracking] -See? Sleep mode.
[Toast grunts] Okay, then! Let's fight!
What?
[Toast] Oh, you didn't hear me?
Should I… [grunts] …ma-turn-it-y up for you?
"Cas is ug--"
Whatever. I'm not gonna beat up a pregnant woman.
If you won't fight me, then I'll fight your room!
'Cause I'm fightin' for two now! Yeah!
[crashing]
[sighs] All right, I pick you.
I knew it.
Fight me and my baby!
[grunts]
Weird. I've never actually been in here. It smells like…
[sniffs] It smells like you.
You've been here.
No, never.
Well… Okay.
Fix this.
What am I looking at?
His body's been kinda mushy lately.
But today, it is extra… eh, ugh, gross.
[in gibberish] Turn your eyes away from my shame.
I can’t bear to be touched. It’s like a thousand needles.
[warbling]
[munching]
That almond had so much dust on it, it looked like a plum.
[in English] What did you do, Bee?
I assume you did something weird to ruin this cat.
[in gibberish] I’m not a cat.
[sighs, in English] I…
What if I rolled over and smooshed him in my sleep?
I mean, people do horrible things when they are asleep.
[munches]
[in gibberish] I actually love these dust almonds.
It’s like a bonbon with a surprise center.
[in English] My friend is gonna make you better.
[energy pulsing]
[angrily] Spit it out.
[Cas] Uh-huh. Weird.
[PuppyCat in gibberish] I could do this all day long!
-[thudding] -[energy pulsing]
[in English] What's that noise?
[ambient music playing]
Whoa! Whoa!
[chiming]
[beeping]
[confetti cannon blasts]
Whoa. Cool stuff.
[warbling]
Aw. Should we pour water on him?
[in gibberish] Get away from me, you dorks.
[sniffs, in English] Blech!
You know, Merlin's a doctor,
but I don't even think he can help this thing.
[in gibberish] I'm a person.
[sentimental music playing]
[in English] I mean, hey, you know, I mean, he seems happy enough.
See? Smile.
[in gibberish] BUUUUUUUURP
[warbling]
[in English] All right, then. I did it. See ya.
[energy pulsing]
What am I gonna do today with no computer?
[dings]
Don't drop that dang baby on me!
[both grunting]
[Toast] Worried about my baby weight, Cas?
[Deckard] Don't do it! Don't do it, Crispin!
Oh, I'm gonna do it. You can't stop me.
[Deckard] No! You're gonna ruin them! They're perfect as is!
Well, you aren't here to do it for me, are you?
No!
Oh wow.
-[grunts] -[chomps, grunts]
-Good for baby! -[grunting]
I'll make sure you end up in traction, Castaspella.
Con-traction.
[grunts]
[Crispin] Why did I just stay to eat chips?
Now it's too awkward to just leave.
Stupid idiot Crispin.
Stupid! Stupid!
Oh, good. They’re leaving.
[grunting]
[Cas grunts] Just keep that squiggling jelly mountain off me!
[Toast] Kick, baby! Now!
[birds chirping]
[nibbling]
[scribbling]
[in gibberish] What?
[in English] I'm worried it's gonna happen again.
[in gibberish] What’s gonna happen again?
[in English] Your body's gonna change. The head part stays the same,
but then the body turns into somethin' else.
[in gibberish] I'm still hungry.
Is there anything else to eat on the floor?
Is that a taco shell?
[in English] No.
[in gibberish] This is a completely deflated lemon.
[munching, rattling]
[inflating]
[in English] It's eating off the floor!
Eating off the floor makes your body weird!
You gotta eat food off plates.
[in gibberish] NEVER.
Yeah, never.
BUUUUUUUURP
[deflates]
[in English] Well, at least Cas showed us how to fix it.
[Toast] Is the stereotype of maternal super strength accurate?
We don’t know, Cas. Why don’t u-ter-us what you think?
-[grunts] -[thuds]
We should get Cas a new laptop.
I dunno if she knows, but the laptop I saw her using today was broken.
Aw, but she helped you.
-[jingles] -[mystical tones chiming]
Yeah! New computer! Good job!
Whoa. Here, PuppyCat, grab some. It might be edible.
[chewing]
[munching]
Wait. I forgot. We only eat off plates now.
[in gibberish] Too late.
I had permission.
BUUUUUUUURP
[Bee in English] What's all this stuff?
It feels like I'm really full of salad.
Many temp workers have already been engaged
for the crisis on Plant Nursery Planet.
Fall back for gear acquisition.
Aah!
[funky music playing]
Oh, look. There's other temp workers here.
I want to leave.
[in gibberish] First let’s make some money.
[in English] Let's do what they're doing.
[thuds]
-Hey! -Oh, cute.
Ha ha! Look at this.
[in singsong] Here he comes. Look at him go.
Are you my new buddy?
[chuckles]
Get out. You can go peaceful, or you can be carried out.
I… What?
Cute.
Yeah, I guess.
Hey, move your foot. I'm just gonna…
Oh, I thought that was a root. What's that? A stick?
Get out of here. We're not paying you.
Not everything is about getting paid.
Sometimes you just gotta work for your own, you know, thing.
Or for other people’s thing.
Look how nice Stuart over here is making it for you.
[twinkles]
Hey, we're telepathic and everything.
Don't tell me you care about us.
All you think about is taxes and pooping everywhere.
I'm not thinking about either of those things, ever.
I know you are.
Well, I was thinking about finding a bathroom.
If I can find a bathroom.
You'd poop anywhere.
Stuart!
[twinkles]
Did you say…?
-[snail] Don't do it. -[Bee] Did you say…?
That feels so gross.
I know what you're thinking. And no, you're not getting paid.
[in gibberish] Well then, we’re leaving!
[low rumbling]
[in English] Hey, what?
Hey! Bad! Drop it! Aah!
What’s chasing us?
-PuppyCat, do you-- -[munches]
No more eating stuff off the floo-- Whoa!
[rumbling]
Hey, what did you eat?
[in gibberish] NOTHING! DON'T LOOK AT ME!
[jaunty music playing]
[muffled, in English] Oh my God!
[breathing heavily, grunting]
[bird caws]
[breathing heavily]
-Ow! -[pecks]
[gags, smacks lips]
I can't believe that was my first kiss.
[funky music playing]
Hey, tell me what he ate.
[snail] We're not helping you. We don't even want you here.
I don't wanna be here,
but we're gonna be stuck here until my friend can fit in that mouth.
No one's leaving until that brush is cleared.
Don't touch it. It's fine.
It needs to be taken care of now,
or it'll just keep getting bigger and bigger.
It's already spreading into Temp Space.
[chimes]
Look. Stuart finished. Wow.
-[twinkles] -What?
Good job.
Aah!
Can I borrow this pole?
Aah! [gulps]
[Bee grunts]
Not long enough. Hey, can I borrow your pole?
When I'm done.
But I'm not gonna be done for a while.
I don't wanna be doing this for free, so I'm gonna take my time.
Time is money.
[softly] And I want money.
-[worker 1] Yeah, we do too. -[worker 2] Me too!
We can't all be like Stuart.
We're picking slower than it's growing.
Oh well.
Fine. I'll do it.
Move! Move!
I forgot to make a paddle.
[dings]
[chiming]
[Bee grunts]
[dinging]
[chiming]
[Bee grunts]
Hmm?
Hey, it’s Cas.
Wesley, it’s Cas!
-[phone beeping, ringing] -Oh, good. You're calling her.
Cas!
-Cas! Cas! -[phone ringing]
-Cas! Cas! Cas! -[bird squawking]
Oh no. She's gone deaf again.
-[phone ringing] -[engine revs]
-Cas! -[Cas groans]
[ringing continues]
[Merlin] You paddle fast!
[thunks]
Hi, Cas.
Oh. Hi, Merlin. I didn't see you.
Wesley's teaching me how to fish.
It's a dad thing. It’s boring. Wanna join us?
No, I'm trying to get back to work, but this thing got in my way.
Oh yeah. I caught something like that. Wesley says they belong to Bee.
[Cas] Yeah, I could tell. It matches the stuff in her room.
Well, bye.
-Wait! We can give you a ride! -[squawks]
I wish I liked being a doctor
as much as Cas likes sitting in front of a computer.
[Cas] Get out of my way!
[dinging rapidly]
[chiming]
[worker chuckling]
Almost there. Just need a few more poles.
Oh, there are no more.
I did it. I did work.
Even after all that work, it’s not enough.
We’re stuck here.
[booming, in gibberish] Well, I mean, you’re small enough to fit.
[in English] Doesn't matter. We live here now.
Make way! Make way!
Look at my new shell. We love it.
Sorry for giving you the hassle.
You can leave now.
No, I can't.
Yes, you can! Go away!
Ew. Ugh.
Oh, you really can't leave, because of your big friend.
I don't know what to do now.
I don’t know how to turn him normal again.
I don’t know why he keeps eating all these things
that make him all mushy and weird.
Ugh. I--
[snail] Oh!
We can tell you.
-[Bee] No! -[smacks]
Don’t tell me.
His reason for stress eating is his secret.
He’ll tell me if he wants me to.
Well, we’ll at least tell you that what he ate was an old sock.
[in gibberish] LIAR! IT WAS A NOODLE!
[in English] We do not lie!
We are incapable of this thing you call… lying.
I lie all the time. It’s fun.
It’s fun for me and it's fun for the people I’m lying to.
I tell them I’m sick, and then I secretly move to a new town without telling anyone.
And then, after a while,
my old friends who think I’m dead see me on TV
with a new hat and a color that looks really, really good on me.
[in gibberish] You're all liars!
[in English] PuppyCat, you don’t have to tell me anything you don’t want to.
I’m just worried your secrets are making you stress-eat
and hurting your body.
I just want you to know there’s nothing you could tell me
that would make me change how I feel about you.
Because I’m kinda dumb.
There. That’s my only secret.
Now you know everything about me.
[PuppyCat in gibberish] That’s not really a secret.
You’re only dumb sometimes about some things.
Besides,
everyone is dumb in their own way,
so that’s not a secret.
It’s just a universal truth.
[in English] I love you, PuppyCat.
[in gibberish] Ugh.
[sighs, sniffs]
We're in so much trouble!
[in English] What?
[in gibberish] I’ve been in trouble forever,
but now you’re here,
and all these things that were after me are now after us,
and I didn’t wanna tell you,
but now I’m telling you!
[in English] Oh! PuppyCat, you’re an ugly crier.
[in gibberish] What is wrong with yo--
BUUUUUUUURP
[funky music playing]
[in English] Oh wow! You feel so light now!
Good. Now git!
[TempBot] Aah!
I guess they're not paying us for reals.
-[knocking on door] -[gentle music playing]
[crickets chirping]
[slurps]
Hey, I… I found this. I thought I'd bring it back.
Oh, I have something for you too.
I mean, you really helped us out today. You didn't have to be so nice.
No, thanks. I don't want--
Wait.
[chimes]
Oh yeah. I definitely want this.
Oh, both of them?
Yeah, okay. Uh…
So, uh, how have you been?
I haven't really "talked" talked to you in a while.
Uh, yeah.
I don't really talk to anyone since you made Deckard leave.
Um…
Uh, okay. See you.
Oh, wait. Um… Well, I… I had my first kiss today.
The bird?
Well, I don't think that counts since birds don't have lips.
Huh. That's true.
You're pretty smart.
See ya.
[Cardamon] Sticky, no. Sticky, no.
Hey! My boyfriend!
I… I mean, bird friend! Bird friend!
[birds twittering]
[thuds]
[Cardamon] Sticky, you can't keep gathering up
all the birds and putting them in your jail.
[glass shatters]
[twittering]
Most of them are innocent.
Most of them.
[whimsical theme music playing]