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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎劇名：鳥兒朋友

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‎（問題，解決辦法：不適用）

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‎哪裡可以弄來刀子？

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‎嘿，你猜我剛才做了什麼

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‎那是什麼？

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‎我不知道

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‎我在地上找到的
‎地板沙拉真的都很好吃

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‎不是啦，我是問那是什麼？

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‎（小蜂日記）

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‎這是私密物品

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‎是啊，我知道，這是我的日記本

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‎（《不再是小蜂日記》）

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‎天啊，既漂亮又是偷來的

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‎這些是我的秘密！

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‎好啦

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‎尊重我的隱私！

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‎好！我懂，等等

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‎好噁心！

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‎借過

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‎借過

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‎黏黏，不可以！

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‎早安，梅林！

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‎（原味脆片）

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‎（能量飲料）

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‎看起來沒事

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‎不！別當機！快運作！

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‎別這樣！拜託！

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‎我需要整天待在房間裡的藉口

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‎凱絲！妳是我認識的最聰明的人！

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‎我知道

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‎我需要妳的幫忙！

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‎我正在…

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‎我正在處理事情

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‎拜託！

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‎我有點忙

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‎忙碌又聰明

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‎筆電壞了

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‎不是，是昏昏欲睡

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‎看到沒有？睡眠模式

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‎好吧，那來打鬥吧！

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‎什麼？

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‎妳沒聽見我說什麼嗎？

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‎需要我挺著大肚子大聲告訴妳嗎？

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‎（凱絲很醜）

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‎“凱絲很…”

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‎隨便啦，我不會打孕婦的

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‎妳不跟我對打的話
‎我就揍爛妳的房間！

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‎因為我現在為兩人而戰！好耶！

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‎好吧，我選擇幫妳

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‎我就知道

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‎跟我與我的寶寶對打！

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‎怪了

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‎我從沒來過這裡，這裡聞起來…

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‎聞起來像妳的味道

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‎妳來過這裡啊

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‎從來沒有

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‎這樣啊…

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‎好吧

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‎快把他修好

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‎這是什麼？

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‎他的身體最近有點軟軟的

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‎但今天是超級…

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‎噁心

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‎我覺得很難為情，不要看我

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‎我無法忍受被觸摸
‎那感覺像被千針扎心

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‎那顆杏仁沾滿很多灰塵

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‎看起來像李子

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‎小蜂，妳做了什麼？

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‎我想應該是妳做了什麼怪事
‎把這隻貓變成這樣吧？

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‎我不是貓

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‎我…萬一是我在睡夢中
‎翻身把他壓扁的呢？

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‎人們睡著時會做出很可怕的事

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‎其實我很喜歡這些灰塵杏仁

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‎這就像是包藏了驚喜內餡的夾心糖

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‎我朋友會讓你好起來的

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‎快吐出來

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‎果然很怪

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‎我可以這樣一整天！

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‎那是什麼聲音？

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‎天啊，好酷的東西

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‎要不要幫他澆點水？

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‎離我遠一點，妳們兩個笨蛋

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‎梅林是醫生
‎但我覺得連他也幫不了這玩意兒

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‎我是一個人

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‎反正他看起來很開心嘛

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‎看到沒有？笑一個

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‎好啦，我搞定了，再見

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‎沒有電腦，我今天該做什麼？

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‎不准用妳那可惡的寶寶壓我！

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‎凱絲，擔心我懷孕增加的體重嗎？

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‎別那麼做，克里斯賓！

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‎我就是要這麼做

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‎你阻止不了我的

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‎不！你會毀了三明治！

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‎現在這樣就很完美了！

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‎你又不會來幫我切，對吧？

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‎不！

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‎天啊

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‎有益寶寶健康！

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‎凱絲特思佩拉
‎我絕對會讓妳被送進醫院的

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‎因為宮縮

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‎我之前幹嘛要留下來吃洋芋片？

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‎現在離開又太尷尬了

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‎笨蛋蠢貨克里斯賓

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‎笨死了！

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‎太好了，她們要走了

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‎妳那顆亂動的大肚腩不要靠近我！

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‎踢吧，寶貝！快踢！

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‎（《不再是小蜂日記》）

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‎幹嘛？

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‎我怕又再次發生嘛

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‎什麼會再次發生？

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‎怕你的身體又變了

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‎頭部雖然保持不變
‎但身體會變成其他東西

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‎我還是好餓

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‎地上還有其他東西可以吃嗎？

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‎那是塔可餅嗎？

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‎不是

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‎這是完全乾掉的檸檬

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‎是吃地上食物的關係！

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‎吃地上的食物會讓你的身體變奇怪！

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‎你必須吃盤子裡的食物

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‎休想

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‎對，休想

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‎起碼凱絲示範了怎麼把你修好

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‎對於為母則強
‎力氣暴增的刻板印象是否正確？

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‎我們不確定，凱絲

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‎不如讓妳的子宮說說想法？

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‎我們應該幫凱絲買一台新筆電

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‎我不確定她是否知道

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‎但我今天看到
‎她使用的那台筆電壞掉了

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‎但她幫了你耶

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‎好耶！新電腦！

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‎做得好！

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‎過來，狗貓貓，拿一點吧

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‎搞不好可以吃

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‎等等

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‎我忘了，我們現在只吃盤子上的食物

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‎來不及了，妳准許我吃了

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‎這些是什麼東西？

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‎感覺我好像吃了很多沙拉

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‎許多臨時工已經被指派去

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‎協助解決苗圃星球上的危機了

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‎請後退著裝

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‎你看，還有其他臨時工在這裡

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‎我想離開

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‎首先，我們賺點錢吧

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‎我們也跟著他們做吧

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‎-喂！
‎-好可愛！

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‎你看！

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‎他過來了，你看他爬上來了

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‎你是我的新朋友嗎？

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‎滾開

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‎你們可以識相地安靜離開
‎或是被攆出去

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‎我…什麼？

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‎真可愛

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‎應該是吧

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‎挪一下妳的腳，我想要…

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‎我還以為是樹根

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‎這是什麼？樹枝嗎？

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‎滾開，我們才不付你薪水

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‎並非事事都跟薪水有關

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‎有時候你就是得做一些自己想做的事

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‎或是別人想做的事

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‎你看史都華人多好，他都在替你做事

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‎我們會讀心術

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‎別說你在乎我們

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‎你滿腦子想的都是稅跟四處亂大便

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‎我從來都沒有想過那些事情

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‎我知道你有

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‎我之前是想找一間廁所啦

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‎如果我找得到的話

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‎你四處亂大便

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‎史都華！

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‎你剛才是不是說…

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‎別這麼做

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‎你剛才是不是說…

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‎感覺好噁心

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‎我知道妳在想什麼

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‎而且妳不會拿到薪水的

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‎好吧，那我們要走了

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‎什麼？

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‎喂！不乖！快放下來！

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‎是什麼在追我們？

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‎狗貓貓，你是不是…

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‎不准再吃地上的食物了！

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‎喂，你吃了什麼？

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‎沒什麼！別看我！

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‎天啊！

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‎真不敢相信我的初吻就這樣沒了

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‎喂，告訴我他吃了什麼？

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‎我們不會幫妳
‎我們甚至不希望你們來這裡

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‎我也不想待在這裡
‎但我的朋友必須能塞進那嘴裡

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‎否則我們就被困在這裡了

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‎清除完那堆雜草殘枝之前
‎誰都不准走

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‎千萬別碰，明明沒問題呀

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‎現在就得處理

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‎否則只會越來越大

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‎已經擴散到仲介太空了

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‎快瞧，史都華做完了，真厲害

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‎幹嘛？

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‎做得好

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‎可以借我這根桿子嗎？

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‎不夠長

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‎你的桿子可以借我嗎？

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‎等我用完之後

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‎但我還要用很久

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‎我不想免費做白工

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‎所以我要慢慢來

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‎時間就是金錢

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‎而我想要錢

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‎-對，我們也是
‎-我也是！

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‎我們可不能全像史都華一樣

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‎我們拔除的速度比生長速度慢

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‎好吧

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‎好吧，我來吧

218
00:14:25,324 --> 00:14:26,909
‎讓開！

219
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,388
‎我忘記做划船槳了

220
00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:37,980
‎是凱絲耶

221
00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:39,856
‎衛斯理，是凱絲！

222
00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:42,734
‎很好，你在打給她了

223
00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:47,406
‎凱絲！

224
00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:51,576
‎凱絲！

225
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:56,832
‎糟糕，她又聾了

226
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:00,043
‎凱絲！

227
00:16:02,254 --> 00:16:04,089
‎妳划好快！

228
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,679
‎妳好，凱絲

229
00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:12,639
‎梅林啊

230
00:16:12,723 --> 00:16:15,100
‎我剛才沒看到你

231
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,144
‎衛斯理在教我釣魚

232
00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:19,479
‎釣魚是爸爸的活動，好無聊

233
00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:20,522
‎妳要一起來嗎？

234
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:21,565
‎不了

235
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,276
‎我想回去工作，但被這東西擋住了

236
00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:26,445
‎沒錯，我也釣到了類似東西

237
00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:28,530
‎衛斯理說這些是小蜂的東西

238
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:29,948
‎對，我看得出來

239
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:31,825
‎這跟她房間裡的東西很配

240
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:33,326
‎再見了

241
00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:35,370
‎等等！我們可以載妳一程！

242
00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:39,708
‎真希望我喜歡當醫生的程度

243
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:42,836
‎就像凱絲喜歡坐在電腦前一樣

244
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,713
‎別擋我的路！

245
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:26,046
‎快可以了，再來幾根桿子就行了

246
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:28,632
‎已經沒有了

247
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:33,845
‎我明明這麼努力了

248
00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:37,349
‎但就算我費盡千辛萬苦，還是不夠

249
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:38,767
‎我們被困在這裡了

250
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:42,270
‎妳很小隻
‎可以通過仲介機器人的嘴巴

251
00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:45,023
‎無所謂了，現在我們住在這裡了

252
00:17:45,816 --> 00:17:48,026
‎讓開！

253
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:50,862
‎看看我的新殼，我們很喜歡

254
00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:53,448
‎抱歉那麼麻煩妳

255
00:17:53,532 --> 00:17:55,075
‎妳可以離開了

256
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:57,285
‎不，我不能走

257
00:17:57,369 --> 00:17:58,954
‎可以，妳走吧！

258
00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:01,289
‎快滾！

259
00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:05,377
‎噁心

260
00:18:06,545 --> 00:18:10,382
‎妳是因為妳的大塊頭朋友
‎所以才不能離開

261
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:12,134
‎我不知道該怎麼辦

262
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:14,344
‎我不知道該怎麼讓他恢復正常

263
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:17,055
‎我不懂他幹嘛一直亂吃東西

264
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,141
‎搞得他軟糊糊又怪怪的

265
00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:21,309
‎我…

266
00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:22,227
‎這樣啊！

267
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:23,562
‎我們可以告訴妳

268
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,441
‎不！

269
00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:31,486
‎別告訴我

270
00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:34,406
‎他情緒性進食的原因是他的秘密

271
00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:36,491
‎如果他願意，自然會告訴我

272
00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:40,245
‎我們至少可以告訴妳
‎他吃掉的是一隻舊襪子

273
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,497
‎騙子！我吃的是一根麵條！

274
00:18:42,581 --> 00:18:44,124
‎我們才不說謊！

275
00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:47,794
‎我們根本沒辦法說謊

276
00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:50,213
‎我經常說謊呀，很好玩

277
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:53,133
‎對我跟被我騙的對象來說都很好玩

278
00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:54,259
‎我跟他們說我病了

279
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:57,804
‎然後我一聲不響地偷偷搬去別的城鎮

280
00:18:57,888 --> 00:18:59,139
‎過了一陣子

281
00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:02,017
‎以為我死掉的老朋友們
‎看見我上電視了

282
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:06,271
‎還頭戴一頂顏色超級適合我的新帽子

283
00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:10,108
‎你們都是騙子！

284
00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:14,279
‎狗貓貓，你不想說的話
‎什麼都不必告訴我

285
00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:17,199
‎我只是擔心你的祕密
‎導致你情緒性進食

286
00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:18,867
‎進而傷害你的身體

287
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,327
‎我只是希望你知道

288
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:24,122
‎無論你跟我說什麼
‎都不會影響我對你的看法

289
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:25,999
‎因為…

290
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,626
‎我有點笨

291
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:30,045
‎我說出口了，這是我唯一的秘密

292
00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:32,339
‎現在你對我瞭若指掌了

293
00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:37,260
‎其實那不算秘密

294
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:40,555
‎妳只是偶爾對於某些事情比較笨

295
00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:44,059
‎再說了，大家都笨笨的

296
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:46,978
‎每個人的笨法不同

297
00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:49,898
‎所以這不是秘密

298
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,651
‎而是普世真理

299
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:54,486
‎我愛你，狗貓貓

300
00:19:56,029 --> 00:20:01,993
‎我們有大麻煩了！

301
00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:03,578
‎什麼？

302
00:20:03,662 --> 00:20:05,580
‎我一直都深陷麻煩之中

303
00:20:05,664 --> 00:20:06,831
‎但現在妳在我身邊

304
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:10,335
‎那些本來在追著我的東西
‎現在也對我們緊追不放

305
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:14,089
‎我之前不想告訴妳

306
00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:16,216
‎但現在我對妳全盤托出！

307
00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:17,217
‎天啊！

308
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,552
‎狗貓貓，你哭的時候好醜

309
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:22,639
‎妳有什麼毛病？

310
00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:37,821
‎天啊！感覺你現在好輕盈！

311
00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:41,074
‎很好，快滾吧！

312
00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:51,126
‎看來他們真的不付我們薪水

313
00:20:56,214 --> 00:20:57,966
‎我發現了這個

314
00:20:58,049 --> 00:20:59,592
‎覺得應該拿回來給妳

315
00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:01,845
‎我也有東西要給妳

316
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,014
‎今天妳真的幫了我們大忙

317
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:05,807
‎其實妳沒必要對我們這麼好

318
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:07,434
‎不用了，謝謝，我不想要…

319
00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:08,518
‎等等

320
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:15,525
‎沒錯，我超級想要這個

321
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,360
‎兩個都要嗎？

322
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:19,738
‎好的

323
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:23,283
‎妳過得好嗎？

324
00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:25,910
‎我好久沒跟妳好好聊一聊了

325
00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:27,287
‎對

326
00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:30,290
‎自從妳逼戴可離開後
‎我就沒跟別人好好聊過了

327
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:34,002
‎好吧

328
00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:35,211
‎再見

329
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:37,964
‎等等，我…

330
00:21:38,048 --> 00:21:39,924
‎今天我的初吻沒了

331
00:21:41,885 --> 00:21:43,803
‎跟那隻鳥嗎？

332
00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:47,390
‎我認為那不算數，因為鳥沒有嘴唇

333
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:49,976
‎沒錯

334
00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:51,019
‎妳好聰明

335
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:52,812
‎再見

336
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:57,817
‎黏黏，不可以！

337
00:21:57,901 --> 00:21:59,652
‎喂！那是我的男朋友！

338
00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:02,822
‎我是說，鳥兒朋友！

339
00:22:10,413 --> 00:22:13,833
‎黏黏，妳不能一直把鳥囤積起來

340
00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:15,418
‎還把牠們關在妳的監獄裡

341
00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,508
‎牠們大多數都是無辜的

342
00:22:23,426 --> 00:22:24,636
‎大多數啦

343
00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:26,930
‎（結局！）

344
00:22:53,957 --> 00:22:56,960
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