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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎劇名：兩個小丑鼻子

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‎你沒事吧？

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‎我可能感冒了

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‎我們明天再來弄吧

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‎我知道誰會很喜歡這裡

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‎因為這裡有一堆呆呆的小丑東西

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‎很久很久以前，有一個小男孩

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‎在他12歲生日那天醒來

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‎他等著龐大家庭中
‎有人能記得是他生日

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‎並期待慶生派對正式開始

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‎但隨著那天的時光流逝
‎他的希望漸漸消失了

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‎他的爸爸、媽媽、五個兄弟
‎以及超級聰明又力氣強大的妹妹

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‎都沒有對他說“生日快樂”

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‎最後，當午夜鐘聲響起時

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‎他難過地接受了
‎家人忘記他生日的事實

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‎他收拾了幾個珍貴物品

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‎完全反應過度
‎離家出走加入馬戲團十年

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‎像個白痴一樣
‎就像個12歲的白痴一樣

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‎托絲特，這也就是為什麼

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‎我們都必須幫克里斯賓辦驚喜派對

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‎我不知道我為什麼必須這麼做

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‎我又沒害他有什麼愚蠢的遺棄情結

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‎妳不懂是因為沒人幫妳慶生
‎妳這個暫住者

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‎其實呢

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‎我的生日是頭號大事

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‎每年我都會挖一個大洞

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‎我所有憤怒的遊民朋友不眠不休

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‎接連慶祝好幾天

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‎直到我們之中有人累死

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‎而下週就是我生日了

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‎多虧了我的改良

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‎這輛車能夠舒適承載30個小丑

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‎如果他們都非常喜歡彼此
‎那可以坐35個

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‎克里斯賓，你真是個…

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‎（生日快樂）

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‎下去！很噁心！

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‎（滾開）

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‎驚喜派對啊

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‎（生日）

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‎妳會毀了驚喜

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‎拿去，至少妳咳嗽可以順便吹氣球

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‎不！我…

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‎我不想…幫忙

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‎我不想幫忙

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‎妳就是必須幫忙
‎妳這個居無定所的屁孩

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‎休想！

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‎（天佑這團亂）

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‎好戲上場！

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‎驚…

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‎是我們！克里斯賓！是我們啊！

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‎我知道！

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‎我們要打架嗎？

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‎我的頭髮

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‎你看，整個亂成一團

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‎你最喜歡亂七八糟了，生日快樂

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‎怎麼了？

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‎我剛才正好想到你

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‎克里斯賓，我發現了一個地方
‎你必須跟我去看看！

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‎砸爛的生日蛋糕噴到你臉上了

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‎是誰生日？

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‎這只是普通的蛋糕

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‎星期二的凌晨1點蛋糕

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‎妳知道的

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‎不，這是生日蛋糕，我嚐得出來

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‎妳剛才瞎扯的那個地方在哪裡？

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‎對喔！沒錯！

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‎我不能跟你透露太多
‎因為那裡很詭異

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‎但我真的很想帶你過去

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‎那是約會

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‎如果我們要去某個地方
‎妳還事先規劃

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‎那就算約會

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‎有什麼好笑的？

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‎我不知道，只是有點尷尬

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‎對！我們去約會吧，隨便啦

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‎我們之前也約會過，而且很好玩

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‎對妳來說好玩

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‎現在我可以享受當女方的樂趣了

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‎我不知道那是什麼意思

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‎明天早上我來接你

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‎是一般認定的“早上”
‎還是妳個人所謂的早上？

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‎早上但晚一點

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‎下午嗎？

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‎下午但早一點

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‎這不是你的

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‎我聞到蛋糕的味道

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‎我聞到被打爛的生日蛋糕的味道

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‎（相簿，好照片，超好的照片）

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‎（紅、藍、紫、橘、黃、粉）

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‎（密碼：WHOOPSIE）

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‎你確定嗎？

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‎什麼？

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‎你確定東西都準備好了嗎？

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‎（克里斯賓）

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‎對

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‎我是說，我要搬回樓下

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‎又不是…

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‎你看！

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‎-妳弄壞了！
‎-抱歉

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‎妳真的要更加小心對待我的藝術品

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‎妳可以至少裝一下妳難過嗎？

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‎我很難過呀

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‎有一部分是

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‎不過其他部分則是感到很困惑

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‎好癢

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‎沒錯，大家的口腔上方都會很癢

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‎大家都是

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‎除了我

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‎（你確定嗎？）

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‎（一起生活）

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‎（照片006）

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‎什麼？

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‎那個…我還以為這是…

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‎妳懂的

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‎什麼？

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‎有人帶寵物去約會的嗎？

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‎這很平常嗎？

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‎也許吧

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‎你看！

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‎送給你這位擁有一切的紳士

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‎糟糕

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‎快讓我吐出來！

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‎他不應該出門，對吧？

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‎怎麼樣，狗貓貓？
‎你想不想來點好玩的？

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‎我生病的時候不喜歡獨處

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‎真是的！

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‎跟別人待在一起有助於傳播病毒

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‎那是病毒害你這麼說的

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‎等一下！

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‎我有個驚喜要給你

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‎一個小丑鼻子？

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‎兩個小丑鼻子？

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‎什麼？

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‎這是驚喜嗎？

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‎是其中一部分！

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‎抓緊了！

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‎你能聽見水聲的美麗召喚嗎？

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‎什麼？

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‎也對，你耳朵裡塞了小丑鼻子

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‎我幹嘛那麼做？

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‎答應我這不會變得詭異又浪漫

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‎我會吐的

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‎糟了

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‎什麼？

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‎我覺得好奇怪

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‎仲介機器人！

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‎小蜂，我沒想到今天會見到妳

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‎不過我手上可能有適合妳的工作

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‎不，其實我需要…

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‎昨天的任務我搞得一團亂

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‎一點也不亂！

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‎但就是有一些倉促行事

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‎我覺得…

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‎我為我的工作感到驕傲

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‎所以我必須回去

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‎不用我說妳也知道，這要求很奇怪

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‎但是…等等，這是誰？

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‎那是…他是…

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‎多一個幫手妳都是怎麼說的？

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‎原來如此

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‎我還滿喜歡他的臉

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‎準備重新發放制服

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‎我沒時間洗這些制服，所以…

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‎喂！

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‎什麼？

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‎現在我們在哪裡啊？

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‎這是什麼地方？

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‎妳換了我的…

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‎妳幫我換衣服了嗎？

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‎來吧！

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‎等等，我們從哪裡進來的？

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‎我們迷路了嗎？

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‎是哪一個？

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‎這樣啊…

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‎這讓我覺得很不舒服

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‎別擔心這些小傢伙

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‎牠們的反射神經很好

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‎狗貓貓呢？

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‎妳覺得他沒事吧？

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‎對，畢竟這是趣味屋

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‎不是恐怖屋

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‎這裡有出口

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‎狗貓貓，你還好嗎？

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‎椅子在天花板上

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‎真好

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‎可以的話，我得做一下工作

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‎好

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‎你很會大吼大叫

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‎所以我需要你
‎幫我把氣吼進這些氣球裡

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‎這跟你昨天的驚喜派對一樣好玩嗎？

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‎那不是派對，那是埋伏

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‎我吃了一些蛋糕，而且很好吃

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‎我現在玩得很開心

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‎我覺得現在很好玩

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‎妳之所以邀請我來
‎是因為知道我會喜歡這裡

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‎而且我的確非常喜歡

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‎他們所做的一切都是因為我生日

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‎實在很奇怪

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‎我也說不上來，隨便啦

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‎別碰我健康的完美身體！

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‎不能每天都做蛋糕

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‎尤其是戴可離開之後

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‎戴可的蛋糕很難吃

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‎他無法靠烘焙拯救他的人生

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‎我得離開這裡！

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‎我知道那很漂亮，因為是淺粉色的

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‎不過那是鼻涕

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‎所以小心別讓鼻涕碰到你！

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‎我可以永遠住在這裡

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‎不可以

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‎什麼？

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‎可惡，我本來都很習慣穿小丑服了！

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‎小姐，妳對我做了什麼？

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‎這給妳放在他的額頭上

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‎他可能會舒服一點

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‎謝謝

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‎唉呀

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‎如果你想吃東西，馬桶裡有很多東西

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‎當然有了

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‎（湯）

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‎謝謝你一起出來玩

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00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:02,118
‎我要讓你回家了，你家人在關心你了

223
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:03,495
‎（有看到克里斯賓嗎？）

224
00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:06,039
‎我忘了帶手機出門

225
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:09,042
‎沒關係，我就回修車廠去

226
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,293
‎在你生日當天？

227
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:13,046
‎我們乾脆在我家看電視好了

228
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:14,673
‎真的嗎？

229
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:22,722
‎妳還是在看爛節目啊？

230
00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:24,975
‎我只是喜歡吵吵鬧鬧的聲音

231
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‎真不懂妳怎麼有辦法
‎在這沙發上睡著…

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‎希望我沒把他的被子都搶過來

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00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:49,624
‎我又冷又貪心的時候會這麼做

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00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:03,013
‎你簡直就像煥然一新的貓貓狗

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‎什麼？

236
00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:06,182
‎你的頭還好嗎？

237
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:08,018
‎我不知道！

238
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:10,687
‎我對過去兩天的記憶很模糊

239
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,231
‎我夢到小丑還有…

240
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,317
‎麻袋

241
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,157
‎你回來了

242
00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:24,367
‎我找到你的手機了

243
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:26,703
‎還有你的手錶

244
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,207
‎我只是想說

245
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:34,336
‎關於我生日的事，我非常抱歉

246
00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:36,921
‎你不必道歉，你揮棒亂打很好笑

247
00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:38,089
‎我們很抱歉我們忘了…

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00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:39,049
‎等等

249
00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:42,427
‎我對揮棒亂打才不感到抱歉

250
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:45,889
‎我抱歉的是你們以為
‎必須幫我舉辦派對

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‎否則我會抓狂

252
00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:50,268
‎好吧，我是有點難為情

253
00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:53,438
‎因為我以為
‎你們忘了我的生日而離家出走

254
00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:57,192
‎我的確感到自己錯過了許多有趣的事

255
00:21:57,275 --> 00:22:02,113
‎只因為我為了一些
‎可能不太重要的小事而生氣

256
00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:05,658
‎但我只是希望你們花時間陪我

257
00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:07,577
‎是因為你們想這麼做

258
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:10,955
‎而不是因為你們覺得有必要這麼做

259
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:12,665
‎這個嘛

260
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:14,584
‎兩者皆有吧

261
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,252
‎之前應該是這樣啦

262
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,217
‎這看起來也太難吃了

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00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:24,677
‎是啊，弄成這樣我想我功不可沒

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‎但我覺得托絲特一定敢吃

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‎（結局！）

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