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‎NETFLIX 剧集

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‎（金目鱼）

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‎你是…？

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‎（金色眼睛！）

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‎（这种鱼喜欢人类的陪伴
‎喜欢学习人类习俗）

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‎（鱼）

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‎“金色眼睛”

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‎哎呀 无意冒犯

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‎嗯哼？

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‎反正也帮不到你

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‎谢谢！你吓到我了！

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‎（走开）

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‎该死的墙！

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‎起来 派对时间到了

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‎来吧

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‎你为什么要把惊喜生日派对
‎安排在早上？

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‎没人想在早上吃蛋糕

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‎早上吃蛋糕？
‎你们要吃好多蛋糕呀 我们能来吗？

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‎你要送他什么礼物？

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‎我会在去派对的路上想出来的

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‎嘿！

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‎给…

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‎接招吧！

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‎不 我老了

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‎也许没人会注意到

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‎这最好不是我想的那样！

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‎（生日快乐）

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‎早上吃蛋糕 我最喜欢了

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‎他从我身上学到的

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‎我们在做什么？

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‎还不确定

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‎这是你从哪儿弄来的？

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‎我在卫生间找到的

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‎来 让我试试

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‎完美 谢谢

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‎剩下的你打算怎么办？

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‎我不知道 垃圾罢了 拿走吧

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‎（豪厄尔 生日快乐！）

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‎他要不要出来啊？

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‎他在里面待很久了

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‎他知道了 他一定听到我们的声音了

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‎我们为什么不把惊喜带给他呢？

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‎如果他…

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‎在拉屎呢？

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‎在忙呢？

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‎不会 里面很安静

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‎太安静了

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‎我们应该侵犯他的隐私

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‎惊喜！生日快乐！

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‎如果我真的在卫生间做正事呢？

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‎与其试图逃避…

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‎感言

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‎感言！

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‎当我生命中的春夏之交即将结束时

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‎你们为使我难堪所付出的努力
‎让我感动

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‎-好耶！
‎-我不想在卫生间吃东西

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‎是的 我不想在卫生间吃东西

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‎礼物 快拿来

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‎（洗发水）

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‎我最喜欢的本地制造的
‎洗发水和护发素

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‎（小丑牌 混合健身训练服）

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‎可恶！

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‎我不能接受

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‎拜托别让我去买东西

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‎鱼好蠢

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‎而我很聪明

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‎这是…这是你做的？

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‎是的 给你做的

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‎谢谢 这…真好

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‎我要把它放在这里
‎但是我很感激你的心意

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‎你要送我什么？

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‎你总是会准备最好的礼物

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‎（肥皂）

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‎我觉得还是挺贴心的
‎严格来说 我喜欢梅子

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‎（礼品卡 上好水疗度假村）

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‎哇！水疗度假村的礼品卡！

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‎这才是不错的礼物 离开小岛

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‎哇 我不知道该说什么 这太…

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‎我离开的话 咖啡馆就没人管了

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‎那是礼物的第二部分
‎我会在你离开的时候经营咖啡馆

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‎真的吗？

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‎你会有史以来第一次真正工作

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‎你这个懒惰自私的怪物？

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‎谢谢

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‎（私人派对 今日休息）

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‎（豪厄尔 生日快乐！）

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‎我太高兴了
‎在你们收拾这堆烂摊子的时候

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‎我会在做水疗！

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‎谢谢 非常感谢

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‎走啦

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‎等我回来的时候
‎我会再度看起来像29岁半！

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‎-再见！
‎-再见！

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‎尾巴好多了

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‎回海里去吧

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‎哇

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‎不！

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‎你好

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‎是你把我从水里救上来的吗？

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‎很好 已经交到朋友了

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‎我应该去报警

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‎我给你做了早餐

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‎该起床了

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‎我要上厕所

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‎比起只能在灌木里上厕所
‎能在这里用卫生间当然很好

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‎卫生间里有个女鱼人
‎她在我面前吐了

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‎卫生间里有个女鱼人

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‎我知道 我知道她是条鱼

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‎她还吐得到处都是

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‎这种鱼在受到威胁时
‎会通过呕吐来恶心他们的捕食者

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‎看到了吗？我的手册里写着

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‎你随身带着这本手册吗？

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‎我们在派对上尽情玩耍的时候
‎你变得好奇怪

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‎我们走吧 狗猫猫

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‎如果我有个外地的朋友

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‎我会带他们四处逛逛
‎而不是让他们坐在卫生间里

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‎但是…

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‎我也很不负责任

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‎没时间了 要尿出来了

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‎我们做点别的事吧

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‎去灌木里尿吧 没人会在意的

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‎我希望事情变得美好

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‎我昨晚玩得很开心
‎我有资格像人一样用马桶

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‎我知道哪里有厕所 又大又漂亮

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‎是我见过的最大的厕所

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‎我们可能需要打扫一下 你有多急？

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‎非常急

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‎好吧

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‎早上好 你看起来很糟糕

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‎狗猫猫需要上厕所

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‎不是吧

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‎你能帮我们在厕所星球找份工作吗？

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‎我不是铲屎的 我是…

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‎厕所星球！

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‎我说了…

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‎不是这里就是那里

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‎行 好吧

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‎等等 你怎么知道这个星球？

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‎嗯哼？

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‎我看到你了 这是你的烂摊子
‎过来收拾干净！

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‎是啊 我不知道

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‎你有清洁执照吗？

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‎-没有 但…
‎-什么？

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‎没有执照？

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‎你是怎么知道这个地方的？

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‎没有B级清洁执照 就不能打扫厕所

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‎但是…

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‎大家都知道

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‎除非你被B级别规定豁免

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‎我们怎么知道我们是否被豁免了？

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‎被B级别清洁执照规定豁免的人…

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‎他要去哪里？

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‎鱼钩会让它们受到更多伤害

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‎鱼钩 鱼饵 吸引鱼的

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‎算了

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‎我以前有个很好的鱼饵
‎是朋友送的礼物

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‎像亲吻一样的鱼饵
‎可以在不伤害鱼儿的情况下抓到它们

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‎现在不见了

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‎什么？你想走了吗？

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‎回来！

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‎你违反了太空年2212.5的

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‎好几条瓷器协议

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‎别看他 他需要隐私

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‎别看！

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‎-你怎么敢！我要报告此事！
‎-不行！

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‎-这是违规行为
‎-别看着我的朋友尿尿！

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‎我的星球！从来没有这么干净！

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‎谢谢

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‎当然 我还是得向机构报告
‎你在我的星球上拉屎

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‎我就在那里弄丢了我的鱼饵

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‎我们得快点
‎只有退潮的时候可以过来

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‎我压坏了什么东西

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‎我用屁股… 把它压碎了

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‎你在做什么？

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‎我在用许愿水晶装饰雨伞

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‎许愿水晶？

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‎这是某个星球的人的东西

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‎如果你吃掉它们 就会得到一个愿望

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‎我不知道凯斯是怎么得到的

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‎真是浪费

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‎你为什么要拔掉一根头发
‎却不用来剔牙？

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‎什么？那也太恶心了

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‎不 不恶心

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‎那你用头发剔完牙之后
‎头发怎么办？

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‎扔掉就行

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‎扔到哪里？

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‎扔远一点 远远的
‎扔进卫生间的垃圾桶

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‎如果你在卫生间 用牙线就好

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‎大家看呐 看看我有多好看

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‎他看上去没有变化

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‎是你

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‎谢谢你让我明白做一条鱼有多好

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‎那是我经历过的最糟糕的约会

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‎如果那是人类在陆地上做的事
‎那我很高兴自己生活在海里

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‎哇 你会说话

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‎等等 那是约会吗？

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‎（剧终！）

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‎字幕翻译：Zeo Niu