1
00:06:43,654 --> 00:06:44,947
HEYYYY!

2
00:08:35,516 --> 00:08:37,601
I’m not here for niceties.

3
00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,815
All mine…

4
00:09:48,464 --> 00:09:49,923
Stab them.

5
00:09:50,007 --> 00:09:52,259
Dump 'em in the ocean like we always do.

6
00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:29,922
Yep!
Totally done. Let’s go!

7
00:10:36,095 --> 00:10:38,806
<i>"Dearest TempBot. Cellphone here."</i>

8
00:10:38,889 --> 00:10:44,770
<i>"Just writing to tell you that</i>
<i>my feelings for you are totally real."</i>

9
00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:47,606
<i>"I know we haven't spent</i>
<i>much time together."</i>

10
00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:52,194
<i>"But if you added up the moments</i>
<i>I think about you, it would be 100 years."</i>

11
00:10:54,279 --> 00:11:00,994
<i>"That is why this letter is so hard.</i>
<i>I have to go away. TO WAR."</i>

12
00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:07,334
<i>"The memory of you will sustain me always.</i>
<i>Remember me. Cellphone."</i>

13
00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,554
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!!!!!

14
00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:02,139
I need to go to Temp Space
and check on something.

15
00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:31,139
I told her
what she needed to hear.

16
00:15:39,398 --> 00:15:41,900
I told her
what she needed to hear.

17
00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:47,781
No!
It’s better this way! She’ll get over it!

18
00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:58,792
Nooooooo!!

19
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:34,202
Okay!

20
00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:49,426
Being nice never helped
anyone get over a broken heart.

21
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:25,629
We have to be there for
TempBot while Cellphone is away at war.

22
00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:31,468
Really,
aren’t they the same thing?

23
00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:35,931
She’ll never find out!

24
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:03,083
AHHHH!!

25
00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:40,222
I told you
Cellphone was going to war.