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‎劇名：你為什麼不幫我

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‎怎麼了？

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‎你知道是哪裡不對勁

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‎是不是因為你的手卡在裡面三天了？

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‎你為什麼不幫我？快幫我

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‎你知道我對於觸碰有何看法

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‎要幫你就必須觸碰你

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‎-一路摸到你的手臂
‎-你真是孩子氣

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‎摸來摸去，直到我找到你卡住的地方

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‎然後我可能就得觸摸到
‎更多你的手指跟手掌

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‎才能把你從卡住的地方拉出來

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‎我難以承受！

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‎叫B幫你

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‎-我生病了，我不想
‎-我不要他碰我

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‎好啊，那你就會一直卡住了吧？

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‎況且上次我也被卡住了

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‎不過是被針刺了

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‎如果我再弄傷手
‎我女朋友就會甩了我

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‎你知道我的手被刺穿之後
‎幫她提購物袋

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‎有多辛苦嗎？

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‎聽著，我被刺破的傷口
‎到現在都還看得見呢

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‎什麼？那聲音好煩人！

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‎閉嘴！

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‎你們這些笨蛋只有一項工作

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‎而且這是全宇宙最簡單、輕鬆的工作

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‎我們能有這些工作是因為我們的父輩

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‎而且我們絕對不會被開除
‎除非找到…

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‎對喔

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‎我就說不必棄屍吧

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‎對，我們不能辭職不幹，除非找到…

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‎這傢伙

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‎我還以為他長…這樣

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‎不對，你把他畫錯了

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‎他看起來像…

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‎我卡住了

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‎對，像那樣，他長得就像那樣

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‎不是，他才不是長那樣，他…

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‎我也想畫畫

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‎不行

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‎煙霧探測器的電池快沒電了

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‎而煙霧探測器正在向我打小報告

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‎我上週學會了打小報告

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‎現在這是我最愛做的事

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‎我覺得我的老師很欣賞我這麼做

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‎我不能再把妳舉高高了

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‎而且現在都凌晨3點了

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‎我應該去睡覺

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‎否則明天我就太累了
‎沒辦法打同學的小報告

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‎我不知道這是什麼意思

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‎我可以看著你的雙眼
‎看一千年也不厭倦

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‎丑角烏龜屁屁

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‎妳害我臉紅了

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‎約翰鐵鎚屁屁！

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‎我喜歡聽妳喊我的名字

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‎鐵鎚屁屁、烏龜屁屁

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‎跟我的好像

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‎咖啡老師

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‎我好期待有一天能交到男朋友

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‎好，這一集之後再看完

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‎好了，各位

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‎我們明天要去海邊
‎看島上的小銀魚奇觀

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‎記得穿上可以下水的鞋子
‎也別忘了防曬乳

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‎家長或監護人必須在同意書上簽名

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‎卡達蒙，他真的是被施了魔咒的王子

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‎他變成了塑膠公仔，我們必須拯救他

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‎克萊兒，妳沒那麼愚昧

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‎這不是王子，這是積木玩具

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‎妳跳了兩個年級
‎我真替妳感到難為情

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‎你那樣很沒必要，也很傷人

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‎我現在要懲罰你，卡達蒙

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‎放馬過來，咖啡老師

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‎（我以後不會羞辱同學了）

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‎（《如何變無趣》）

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‎我沒時間搞這個，我是房東

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‎妳遲到了

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‎黏黏，別亂動

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‎黏黏，大家的水管裡都長了藤蔓

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‎喂！

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‎好耶，黏黏！

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‎黏黏綁了沖天炮髮型！

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‎眼球植物是我的最愛盆栽之一

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‎是我今晚從妳家馬桶拔出來
‎妳最愛的盆栽之一嗎？

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‎不，是一般來說
‎我在世上最愛的盆栽之一

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‎妳修好了，謝謝

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‎昨天明明不是這樣的

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‎藤蔓在一天之內就長滿了所有水管

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‎這令人無法接受，必須摧毀藤蔓

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‎如果我不快點睡覺
‎我明早就沒辦法上學了

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‎我又會惹上麻煩，然後…

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‎如果妳幫我處理藤蔓危機
‎我就給妳房租優惠

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‎好咧！我是說好呀！

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‎永遠根除這些藤蔓

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‎我不希望藤蔓
‎跑到其他公寓或住宅搞破壞

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‎他們對各地房東都是威脅

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‎他看起來很累

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‎他才七歲，我們應該確保他平安回家

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‎拿去吧，黏黏

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‎我不是為瑣事而來的

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‎都是我的了

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‎你在這裡呀

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‎他好想睡覺喔

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‎黏黏，幫我送他回房間

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‎天啊，有時候我都忘了他不是大人

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‎因為他總是告訴我該怎麼做

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‎而且還拿走我的錢

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‎真感人！

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‎你餵了黏黏

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‎我很高興卡達蒙有妳，黏黏

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‎妳還想再吃嗎？

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‎我晚餐也都吃了還想再吃

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‎但我們還有工作要做，晚安，黏黏

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‎走吧，狗貓貓

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‎我們該怎麼處理藤蔓？

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‎刺傷它們

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‎像往常一樣把它們扔進海裡

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‎真噁心，狗貓貓

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‎好了，看起來不錯

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‎對，完全搞定了，走吧！

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‎親愛的仲介機器人，我是手機

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‎我只是想寫信告訴妳
‎我是真心喜歡妳的

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‎我知道我們相處的時光不長

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‎但如果加上我思念妳的時間
‎那也有一百年了

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‎所以寫這封信才會如此困難
‎我必須離開去打仗

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‎與妳的回憶將永遠帶給我力量
‎勿忘我，手機上

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‎（可愛到無法放屁）

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‎什麼？

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‎我什麼都沒說！

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‎這些是戴可的植物

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‎別看我！我想產卵！

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‎我得去仲介太空，確認一些事情

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‎好呀！我是說好咧！

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‎（我們本週要去看小銀魚奇觀）

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‎（我允許我的孩子參加
‎父母簽名處）

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‎嚴格來說，以狗年齡計算

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‎黏黏，妳已經夠大了
‎可以在我的同意書上簽名

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‎應該不會有問題

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‎黏黏！看看妳幹的好事！

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‎現在誰會認真看待我？

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‎我3點後回來，中午前不要吃午餐

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‎記得在海灘日誌上
‎寫下描述和畫下你的發現

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‎還有別踩到小銀魚

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‎那麼，如果你不看
‎《丑角烏龜屁屁逃生記》

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‎你都看什麼？

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‎我喜歡《漂亮派翠克的午餐時光》

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‎但願如此！

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‎我不知道
‎我能不能跟不喜歡看的人在一起

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‎在一起玩啦

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‎-咖啡老師，我…
‎-跟不喜歡

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‎《漂亮派翠克的午餐時光》的人
‎在一起玩

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‎（貝殼）

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‎你們都少畫了一個貝殼

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‎只是研磨粗細有所不同

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‎不過我已經自己
‎烘焙咖啡豆一段時間了

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‎-我再帶一些來給妳
‎-麻煩你了

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‎咖啡老師

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‎咖啡老師，其他同學很不乖

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‎卡達蒙，我現在有點忙

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‎真是的！

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‎咖啡老師？

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‎好吧，我去找他們

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‎各位，我們回去吧

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‎我不是叫小蜂摧毀藤蔓了嗎？

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‎各位，我們回去吧

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‎我們必須去救老師

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‎克萊兒

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‎各位，我們被困住了

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‎大家這下怎麼辦？

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‎我是恐龍！我會把你們吃光光！

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‎狗…

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‎我所說的都是她需要知道的事

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‎手機！不，親愛的

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‎狗貓貓，你做了什麼？

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‎我所說的都是她需要知道的事

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‎你應該去道歉

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‎不要，這樣比較好

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‎她會釋懷的

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‎我再也不會愛人了

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‎你們兩個需要工作嗎？

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‎快告訴她

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‎不要！

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‎你們兩個，沒關係，我已經知道了

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‎什麼？

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‎戰爭是很可怕的事

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‎而手機非常勇敢

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‎狗貓貓！

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‎但日子還是得過下去，對吧？

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‎幸好你們來了

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‎我需要堅強的人來做這份工作

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‎我想我需要一個人靜一靜

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‎但是…

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‎好

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‎狗貓貓，我覺得那樣不太好

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‎對心碎的人太好是幫不上忙的

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‎我認為你錯了

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‎我在上面！

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‎總算有人來了！好

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‎我們遇到一個非常嚴重的情況

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‎堵塞得很嚴重

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‎沒錯，必須把每個入口的凝塊都敲碎

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‎一旦打開，管道必須暢通才行

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‎好

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‎手機去打仗期間
‎我們必須陪著仲介機器人

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‎我的手機沒去打仗，手機在我口袋裡

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‎是嗎？這不是同一件事嗎？

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00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:33,762
‎她發現之後肯定會生氣

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00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:35,931
‎她絕對不會發現的！

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‎你們兩個

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‎我找到問題根源了，快過來

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‎那是手嗎？

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‎對

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‎我認為這就是問題癥結點
‎但我推不動

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‎唉呀！

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‎天啊，又來了

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‎走吧

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‎我們出去之後
‎我要打你們所有人的小報告

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‎謝謝，但我們不需要
‎你的意見，屁達蒙

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‎我要打小報告

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‎你們來了，瞧瞧這個！

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‎難道你們不知道
‎心碎星球是移動防禦平台嗎？

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‎天啊！那真是…

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‎我現在餓了

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‎我就說手機去打仗了吧

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‎我們得走了

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00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:50,482
‎我怪屁達蒙

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‎真是夠了！我們已經打敗你們了！

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‎我們不要斷掌！

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‎水淹過來了！

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‎我們要怎麼出去？

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‎問得好

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‎植物

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‎我想你應該聽得懂我說的話

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‎抱歉把你除掉

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00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,659
‎你能放我們出去嗎？

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‎看到卡達蒙有多酷了嗎？

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‎我們剛才全都在欣賞魚
‎而他卻在思考重要的事情

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‎好，卡達蒙，看來你很酷

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‎沙嘴怎麼不見了？

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‎只有退潮的時候才會出現

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‎這些植物是你們的朋友
‎不會讓你們沉入水中的

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‎可以讓阿薩姆老師
‎和咖啡老師出來嗎？

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00:22:04,574 --> 00:22:06,785
‎咖啡老師，我有很多事要報告

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‎兩個班級的學生都做了萬惡壞事

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‎我的手！

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‎好噁心！

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‎（結局！）

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