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Ooooh…
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Thanks. I almost suffocated.
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I’ve been playing this game
on your phone all night.
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PRETTY PATRICK
EGG ADVENTURE.
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You gotta make
Pretty Patrick some breakfast.
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First, you add the water.
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Then you turn on the heat
and you summon the egg hag.
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Then you wait three minutes
for the eggs to boil.
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I’ve been counting the seconds.
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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OW!! I'M BRUISING!
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When I run out of my money,
your money becomes my money too, right?
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GURURKK!
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Wretched woman.
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Throw something sharp.
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You don't need to wrap it.
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You saved my life.
I am eternally grateful.
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What?
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Eugh.
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You've saved my life again.
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Yes.
I love Pretty Patrick Egg Adventure.
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Ugh, hurry up.
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Thank you, Pretty Patrick.
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No! I've almost ranked up
to Egg-Beater Class!
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If I boil and peel 17 more eggs,
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Pretty Patrick will email me
his personal hotline number!
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Pretty is priceless.
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For Pretty Patrick,
nothing is impossible.
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You saved my life again.
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Okay! Fine!
I'll pay it off.
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I caught the letter in midair.
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I needed them.
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Yes.
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Ownership is an illusion.
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Nothing is real in this life
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except Pretty Patrick’s
Boiled Egg Adventure.
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You can trust me.
I am good now.
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I will find
a proper time to deliver the letter
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to avoid any suspicion of your authorship.
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Wait up for me, Bee.
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Pick me up.
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No. I'm into eggs now.
I want to live like an egg.
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Can I have
your phone for a second?
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I am a good egg.
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I have been charged with
a secret mission that requires your phone.
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This is for you.
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OH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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I was being good!
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Noooo.
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If I let you touch my face,
can we get the money?
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Okay.
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None of your business.
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00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:05,514
You can touch it
for ten more seconds.
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No, I'll walk.
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YEEEAAAAH! Gulp! Gulp!
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I got salmonella
from eating eggs off the floor.
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Bee took care of me
till I felt better a week later.