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NETFLIX 影集

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劇名：休假日

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小蜂！

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小蜂！

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那位小姐跑去哪裡了？

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我被困住了！

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原來我沒被困住

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我要做一個追蹤裝置

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然後逼她吃下去！

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（駐足便利商店）

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（漂亮派翠克）

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（納伯）

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有時候，提醒別人
他們對你很重要是件好事

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所以…

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妳要買一包微波加熱蛋給他們

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是啊，我懂

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妳喜歡買一堆便宜貨
而不是好東西給朋友

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對

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“對？”

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因為他們或許也會回送妳東西吧？

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對

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“對”

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妳很喜歡說“對”嘛？

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沒人想拿一堆東西

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這些很好吃，但那些洋芋片呢？

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聽說也很好吃

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沒錯，非常好

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妳看到那些毛巾了嗎？

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看起來很不錯

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沒錯，很柔軟

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看到那塊乳酪了嗎？

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我聽說很難吃，快放下，丟掉

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妳不會想吃的，沒人想吃

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那讓所有老鼠吃了心臟病發作

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你吃過嗎？

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我剛才說了
“那讓所有老鼠吃了心臟病發作”

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我只吃這些東西

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天啊

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對，我也想買一些

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很好，妳絕對會喜歡這些的

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需要我幫妳用微波爐加熱嗎？

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成功了，下來吧

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什麼？快下來

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又來了

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這麼快？

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狗貓貓

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狗貓貓

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家裡也太亂了吧

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我是指更亂了

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而且你喘不過氣來

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為了找我，你在公寓裡翻箱倒櫃嗎？

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沒有

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你很擔心我

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我才不在乎！妳想怎樣都可以！

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你很愛我

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沒有！

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我買了東西給你

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（微波蛋）

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我什麼都不要

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那是可微波加熱的蛋包袋

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不！救命！

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別煩我

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你是因為擔心我不回來了
所以很暴躁嗎？

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我一直都在呀

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我離開公寓要費很大工夫

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我自己會出來

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非常感謝妳

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好吧

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你暴躁是因為你愛我

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我要去辦點事了

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最後一次機會

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好吧！

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到時候你的肚子上會有沙發凹痕

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今天妳休假

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今天妳休假

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今天妳休假

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好耶！

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怎麼回事？

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凱絲？

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不行

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凱絲，別把毯子拿進浴室裡

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如果我休假的時候
你又告訴我該做什麼事

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我就殺了你

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（天佑這一團亂）

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噁心耶，帶毯子進浴室？

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今天是她休假

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而且我要離開這裡了

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不行，你現在走的話
她就知道我們聽見了

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所以我們才要逃跑

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我會躡手躡腳地走

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我覺得我們要繼續講話
假裝什麼都沒聽見

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我想不到要聊什麼

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你想聊鋪地毯的事嗎？

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地毯會讓我們的腳步聲變小聲

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滾開！

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總算啊

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我可以用我囤積的這些面膜了

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（請使用）

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你把玫瑰花變噁心了

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哎呀！真漂亮！

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我不喜歡那一朵

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你好，卡達蒙

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天還亮著你怎麼就躲在樹叢裡了？

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那是黏黏上廁所的地方

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黏黏的膀胱很懶惰

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我還得擠壓牠，讓牠排尿

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我帶牠去那裡
這樣就沒人能嘲笑牠…

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黏黏，不行！

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妳已有婚約在身

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狗貓貓會怎麼想？妳說呢？

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老是這樣亂親別人？

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狗貓貓在哪裡？

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婚禮過後我就沒見到他了

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這段婚姻讓他不開心嗎？

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他想離婚？

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因為他休想離婚

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我必須維護黏黏的名譽

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調漲妳的房租

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他從早餐開始就躲在沙發下
而且不想幫忙

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（星塵）

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（糖漬檸檬和薑片）

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（受詛咒的泡泡炭
罕見發酵月晶泥）

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我就知道我聽見了
妳尖銳又可憐的叫聲，凱絲

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看來妳還是太懦弱了
不敢跟孕婦對打

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搞什麼…

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妳總算有情緒變化了

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看來有人沒刷牙呢

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我又打輸了

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而且我的對手根本還沒出拳！

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叭叭

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我喜歡妳的大坨髮型，親愛的

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謝謝

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你是醫生

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幫我做一顆藥，讓我立於不敗之地

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不可以

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那就幫我施展惡魔儀式

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讓我的力量增加十倍

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好吧

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（美味紅）

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再見，卡達蒙

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我要去睡回籠覺了

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叫狗貓貓來拜訪我們

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這是命令

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並不是請求，麻煩了

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我回來了

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你終於準備讓我幫你了嗎…

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狗貓貓？

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在哪裡…你的…

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屁屁呢

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我不確定該不該使用這些

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似乎很危險

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很好

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而且凱絲真的很喜歡這些

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如果我們把這些炸掉
她一定會很生氣

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很好，真的非常好

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抱歉，凱絲，我再買更多還妳

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我聽到了，你最好別那麼做

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有了這個給佐索克斯的祭品…

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他之前賦予我好幾隻狗狗的力量

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我的力量將會加倍

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我保證不僅會濫用我的力量

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還會好好享受我的力量

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佐索克斯！

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幹嘛把我的香腸拿出來？

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我們要燒掉

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我再買更多給你
我已經欠凱絲一些能量飲料了

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沒有，你沒有欠她

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你不是真心相信這種東西的吧？

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你是醫生耶

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我是想說清理一下冰箱也不錯

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而且她真的很強壯，我不知道如果…

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好噁心！

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親愛的，那是血嗎？

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（美味紅）

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那些都是我的東西！

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這是我的椅子！

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好，玩得開心點

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我要去睡到電力恢復為止

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這是新的

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哈哈

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想得美

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面膜敷好了！

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糟糕

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你還好嗎？我殺了你嗎？

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活下去！

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成功了

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（難吃乳酪）

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所以…儀式快結束了嗎？

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還沒，我必須等
超凡脫俗的守護神迎接我

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他們會跟我的肉體合而為一

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暫時把他們的力量灌輸給我

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然後呢？

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然後我就要去找在走廊上

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打敗我的混蛋，並痛扁他們一頓

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等等，有人在公寓裡面？

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太好了，你們都起來了

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好噁心！快放下來！

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（難吃乳酪）

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我讓你復活了

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我來了，寶貝！

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跌到我手上吧！

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跌到我手上！我手上啦！

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我想要這個

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牠死了嗎？

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等等，牠在我的褲子裡嗎？

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牠是死在我的褲子裡嗎？

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好

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我只想把人揍到地上

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我知道，親愛的，這不公平

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好噁心！

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讓我跟他打！

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等等，那是凱絲的被子

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打他

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好吧

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哈！

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我長痘痘了

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在走廊上的人是妳？

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對，那又怎樣？

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住手！不！

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所以沒人想談談剛才發生的事嗎？

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黏黏，妳想要暫時被寵壞嗎？

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糟糕，按錯按鈕了

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黏黏，這不是我們的

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我們不偷東西

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我相信妳的老公狗貓貓
會送妳更棒的戒指

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萬歲，黏黏是最美的新娘

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（結局！）

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