[whimsical music playing]
[ratcheting]
[smacks]
[groans]
Ow, ow, ow!
Ow. Ow. [groans]
Oh.
[Bee's Bike, high-pitched] Don't hit me, Crispin!
Don't hit me! Don't hit me! Crispin!
[distorted] Don't hit me, you big old weirdo.
-[music stops] -Touching.
[blows landing]
[birds chirping]
[blows landing]
[quirky music playing]
[crashes]
[clattering]
[crashes]
[crickets chirping]
[cracking]
[rustling]
[smacking]
[crashes]
-[gnawing] -[smacking on TV]
Hmm?
[smacking on TV continues]
What are you--
[PuppyCat in gibberish] AAAAAAAAH!!!!
[Bee in English] Aah!
Hmm.
[whimsical music playing]
[train horn blowing]
I am so glad they let you eat on the train.
I asked them to replace the rice with mashed potatoes,
my favorite food.
I went on vacation a little while ago.
Sometimes work can be stressful.
Oh yeah.
I got a baby on vacation.
All right. This is my stop.
I'll see you later for lunch.
Bye-bye!
[in gibberish] THESE EPISODES ARE TOO SHORT!!
[in English] Oh. Where are you going?
Oh, what?
Pretty Patrick got a baby?
What?!
Where do you just get a baby?! In the middle of summer?
[cheering]
[in gibberish] He's the mayor?
[in English] Yeah! We just like him so much that we put him on TV all the time.
Ooh, I like the beard.
Now he's "Perfect Patrick."
[vehement squeaking]
[in gibberish] Will you take me to the train station?
I'm going to replace Pretty Patrick's baby…
with myself.
[in English] That's a little rude, maybe.
Rude and sneaky.
And cool.
[sighing] My bike is still broken.
Remember the snow and lilacs in the engine?
Maybe Crispin is done fixing it though.
Let's go see!
[refrigerator buzzing]
[birds chirping]
[liquid sloshing]
-[doorbell rings] -[yelps]
[chuckling] Hi, Cas. Is Crispin here?
Oh, yeah. No. He's at his mechanic shop.
[Bee] Oh, yeah. Right. Um…
Can I ask for a ride there?
[Cas] I… I would, but…
Um…
You're being rude.
I'm being busy.
You're not busy.
You've been sitting around picking your boogers all day.
[squeaking]
[sighs] I just gotta change my shirt.
I don't have to do anything I don't wanna do. It's my weekend.
Bee!
Oh! Ha ha.
Let's go.
[Cas] Wait. Wait. Let me change.
I wanna go.
[Howell] They like being in the car.
I think it makes them feel like they're on an eternal road trip.
[purring]
[meows]
[gnawing]
-[typing] -[mewling]
[mewling continues]
You look comfortable.
[mewling]
-[yowls] -What are you guys doing today?
Going to the train station. Pretty Patrick got back from vacation.
Oh man! Will you bring me, uh… They've got those train peach breads.
Will you get me some of those? I have money.
Yeah! Yeah, no. I'll get 'em for you. Don't worry.
Okay. Thanks?
[ratcheting]
Don't forget my peach bread!
[Bee] Hi, Crispin.
[footsteps approaching]
Is my bike ready?
You really abused that bike I made you.
I had to totally gut it.
You gotta take better care of my art.
Lucky for you, that was one of my first pieces of work.
I am way more skilled now. I've improved your bike a whole lot.
Oh no.
Did you…?
Yeah! I did! A lot. All over.
[engine whirring]
[clown horn honking]
[in gibberish] This bike is too flashy.
[in English, mumbling] Yeah, yeah.
[calm music playing]
Mr. Mayor, I'm so happy you're back.
Mr. Mayor, we like the beard!
Mr. Mayor, I don't like the beard, but I like you.
-[crowd cheering in distance] -[soft music playing]
[bopping]
-[man] Ow! -[Bee] No hitting. No hitting. No hitting
[bops]
[smacks loudly]
[stretching, recoils]
[squishing]
[bops]
Hi, Mayor Pretty Patrick! This is a big day for me. I watch you--
-[bops] -Huh?
[in gibberish] This isn't about you.
[in English] Okay.
But no hitting.
[in gibberish] Hello, Pretty Patrick. It's an honor to finally meet you.
I've been a big fan of your work for some time.
I actually really hate most things,
but really…
REALLY… love having lunch with you while you're on TV.
I also think your face is not unpleasant to look at.
[in English] Yeah, he makes funny sounds like you. Isn't he cute?
[in gibberish] LOOK! LOOK AT THESE!
I BOUGHT THESE FIGURES OF YOU WITH MY MONEY!
I THOUGHT MAYBE I COULD HAVE YOU TOUCH THEM??
LOOK AT THIS ONE!
NOW LOOK AT THIS ONE!
LOOK AT THIS ONE!
[in English] Mm-hmm. Very nice.
Good kitty… mmm… bear… thingy.
[in gibberish] I am good. You are better.
[in English] You want up?
[quivering]
[camera clicking]
[man] Hey!
There's the guy who stretched out my mouth all floppy.
Sure, old man.
[in gibberish] Crap!
[comical music playing]
[in English] You see? Look at how big my mouth is now.
Yeah. No one's impressed, old man.
-[gulps] -Oh wow!
Was that my wallet?
Oh, you're goin' to jail.
Mayor Pretty Patrick! I didn't know!
It's okay.
[man] I could have it back to you in a day or two.
[firmly] It's okay.
You can keep it.
[in gibberish] This is all my fault.
All this, after he gave me this gift.
[in English] Is that my phone?
[sighs]
Let's go shopping.
[in gibberish] Let's go. We need to work.
-[jingles] -[mystical tones chiming]
[in English] Wow! I've never seen you so eager to--
[electronic beeping]
[screams]
[lasers blasting]
TempBot! What the F? It's us!
We work here. What are you--?
Our system's been compromised.
[quavers]
Sorry! I… I gotta be careful.
[laughing nervously]
Oh man! So scary!
[in gibberish] Here, this will keep you safe.
[deflated squeaking]
[in English] Huh. I feel calmed.
[in gibberish] Yeah. This guy does that.
[in English] Please, be careful. We have an assignment on Vacation Planet.
[birds chirping]
[calm music playing]
Hey, come over here so I don't mess up my mermaid body.
This one is blueberry fruit punch.
And this one is half hibiscus tea and condensed milk.
[slurping]
[in gibberish] It tastes like salty seawater.
[laughing]
[in English] Yeah, it's ocean. I just dyed it.
[in gibberish] This'll give me diarrhea and you don't even care.
[laughing]
[in English] All right. So, there's the hatchet.
[in gibberish] I love it.
[in English] That looks good on you. Look over yonder.
Nice. Okay.
So, that's a hotel room, and it's checkout time.
You take that hatchet and cut open the coconuts,
and out pops the guests.
You gotta only do it once. They pop out quick.
If you swing twice, you might get 'em.
You might wanna give 'em a warning which side you're coming from.
Or don't.
They've already paid me. Wink.
[in gibberish] Left!
[clinks]
[Little Guy in English] My left or your le…? [sighs] Whatever.
How was your vacation?
None of your business, lady. Blech. I'm stressed out again.
-[whooshes, clinks] -[high-pitched warbling]
[whooshes, clinks]
[chittering]
[in gibberish] Doin' these one by one is gonna take too long.
Let's just line 'em up and do it all at once.
[in English] These are my babies. I had triplets.
But this one is my favorite because this one…
This one gets me.
These other two are all right, but they know they're not my favorites,
so they work really hard to be good people.
My favorite baby is probably gonna grow up to not be a particularly great person.
But it's okay. He's the best.
Little Ross, you'll be a war criminal someday, won't you?
That hatchet's gonna be too short to cut these all at once, you know.
[in gibberish] Ya, I know.
[in English] This line is too long for you to--
[in gibberish] Ya, I know.
-[whirring] -[in English] Even if--
[in gibberish] YA, I KNOW! I KNOW!
[in English] Hey! Be careful with that thing.
And that other thing!
[flatly] I don't remember what this means.
[in gibberish] Pull my tail.
[in English] Oh, right.
[in gibberish] Careful of the recoil.
[in English] Uh, whatever.
Left! Everybody go left!
Your other left!
Whoops. Guess they'll be on vacation forever, then. Hooray?
[cocking]
[energy builds]
[beam reverberating]
Nice! All at once.
[mysterious music playing]
[both screaming]
[crashing]
[grunts]
[panting]
Stop following me!
[Ross] No!
Why couldn't it be the other two?
That Ross!
Or Uninteresting Ross!
Or me Ross! In that order.
[in gibberish] I'm gonna bite him.
[grunts]
We got a message about these things a few months ago.
[grunts]
They're showing up everywhere or something. I didn't finish reading it.
[grunting]
All right, good job! I'll send you your cash!
Stab!
Wait, don't!
[in gibberish] MONEY!
[in English] PuppyCat, we gotta help!
[laughing maniacally]
[PuppyCat in gibberish] We don't HAVE to do anything.
Yeah, he needs help. Not from us though.
From, like… a parent… or… a bigger needle.
[in English] That's what you get!
That's what you get for not killing the two kids I didn't like!
[low burbling]
[water rushing]
[psychedelic tones resonating]
[rumbling]
[Warlock G groans]
[bleeps]
Wh… what happened?
I don't know!
I gotta wait till the goo drips off.
[grunts]
Yay! I'm little again.
Oh my God.
Touching.
[Warlock R] Oh God!
[Warlock G] He's still touching me, tenderly.
[Warlock R] Does this hurt?
Gimme that.
We should probably get rid of that body.
Nah. It's fine. Still smells good.
Wow, a needle.
Jeez, I didn't know work would be so dangerous.
[inhales] It's so hard to tell what I'm grabbing at.
It's too bad we can't, like, stick our faces in there.
Yea… Then what?
We grab them with our long faces?
We could… stick our arms in there too.
Gee, man, I don't even wanna do this. This is, like, my dad's thing.
[Warlock B yawns]
Hey, listen, I got this thing I gotta do.
So I'm just gonna head out early if that's all right.
[yawns]
You gonna go see your girlfriend?
Yeah.
[yawns]
You guys gonna go grocery shopping?
Yeah, probably.
Dumb.
[chuckles] Have fun with that.
Well, I probably will. Hangin' out with my girlfriend is fun.
Eating is fun!
So, what are we doing?
Getting back to this grabby-grabby?
Hmm. I don't know. I'm kinda hungry.
Yeah. Let's go do that, then.
[both] Eating! Eating! Eating! Eating!
Eating! Eating! Eating! Eating!
[Warlock W] Why the f*** didn't they invite me?
[lighthearted music playing]
[Bee] PuppyCat, look! The seeds on the inside holds coins!
[in gibberish] Pretty Patrick hates all melons and I do too.
[in English] Oh.
Hmm.
Oh, nice!
[party horn blows]
[announcer] Thank you for visiting the train shopping station.
Stores will be closing in ten minutes.
Ah, crap. Cas's peach bread.
Hey, uh, I'm gonna be right back. I forgot I promised to pick up some stuff.
[shutter clicking]
[soft piano music playing]
Hey. Hello.
Hi, Pretty Mayor Patrick.
Uh, you goin' home to unpack?
Yup!
[engine revs]
[chuckles]
[sighs] We have the same car repair guy.
What do you still have in there? Want me to toss it for you?
[in gibberish] I got you something too.
[in English] Really?
Oh my gosh. A gift!
You love me.
[in gibberish] NO.
[in English] I love you too.
I love this purse! Ah!
[in gibberish] NO!!!!
[footsteps receding]
[gasps, in English] Oh, it matches my outfit.
PuppyCat, look!
[gasps] Look, I can put my keys into it!
[PuppyCat in gibberish] Never buy her a gift again.
[in English] You have any photos left over?
I can put it in my new purse that I love.
[in gibberish] NO!!!!!!!!!
-[engine whirring] -[train horn blows]
[thunking]
[crickets chirping]
[jaunty music playing]
[in English] Hey! I want some of the good one!
[rustling]
No!
Argh, you're so greedy!
Yeah, I am.
[munching]
[whimsical theme music playing]