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NETFLIX 影集

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劇名：我的最愛

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別打我，克里斯賓！

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別打我，克里斯賓！

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別打我，你這個大隻的老怪人

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碰到了

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你在…

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（《漂亮派翠克的午餐特別冒險》）

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我很高興他們讓你在列車上吃東西

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我請他們把米飯換成馬鈴薯泥

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那是我最愛的食物

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我不久之前去度假了

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有時候工作壓力很大

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對了

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我度假時有了個寶寶

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好，我到站了

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晚點午餐時見

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再見！

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這幾集太短了

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你要去哪裡？

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什麼？

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漂亮派翠克有寶寶了？

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什麼？

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從哪裡冒出來的寶寶？

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現在是仲夏耶？

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（歡迎回來，漂亮派翠克）

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（市長）

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他是市長？

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對！

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我們太喜歡他了
所以讓他經常上電視

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我喜歡他的鬍子

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現在他是“完美派翠克”了

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妳能帶我去火車站嗎？

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我要把漂亮派翠克抱著的寶寶
換成我自己

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這樣也許有些失禮

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無禮又狡猾

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又很酷

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我的摩托車還是壞的

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你記得引擎上的白雪和紫羅蘭吧？

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說不定克里斯賓已經修好了

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我們去看看吧！

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妳好，凱絲，克里斯賓在嗎？

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他啊，不在

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他在他的修車廠

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對喔

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可以麻煩妳載我過去嗎？

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我是願意啦，但是…

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妳這樣很沒禮貌

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我很忙

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妳才不忙

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妳一直無所事事地挖鼻屎

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我只是得換衣服

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我不必做任何我不想做的事

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現在是我的周末

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小蜂！

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走吧

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等等，讓我換衣服

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我想去

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牠們喜歡待在車上

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我覺得這讓牠們感到…

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踏上了一場永恆公路之旅

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妳看起來很愜意

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你們今天要做什麼？

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我們要去火車站

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-漂亮派翠克度假回來了
-天啊！

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能不能幫我買…

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他們有賣火車桃子麵包

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可以幫我買一些回來嗎？我有錢

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好啊！不用給我錢！

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我會幫妳買的，放心吧

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好吧，謝謝

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別忘了我的桃子麵包！

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你好，克里斯賓

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我的摩托車修好了嗎？

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妳真的很摧殘我幫妳組裝的摩托車

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我得完全拆掉重組才行

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妳必須更用心照顧我的藝術品

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幸好，那是我的第一件作品

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我現在更厲害了

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我幫妳的摩托車整體大提升了

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糟了

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你是不是…

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對，沒錯！
整輛摩托車我盡情揮灑了創意

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這輛摩托車太浮誇了

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沒錯

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市長先生，我很高興你回來了

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市長先生，我們很喜歡你的鬍子！

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市長先生
我不喜歡鬍子，但我喜歡你

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不可以打人…

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（漂亮派翠克）

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（我愛漂亮派翠克）

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（市長）

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（永遠支持漂亮派翠克）

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漂亮派翠克市長，你好

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今天對我來說很重要，我看著你…

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妳不是重點

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好吧

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但不准打人

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你好，漂亮派翠克

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總算見面了，我深感榮幸

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我從很久以前就是你的忠實粉絲

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其實我討厭大部分的事情

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但我真的很喜歡
跟電視上的你一起吃午餐

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我也覺得你的臉
看起來不會令人覺得不舒服…

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對，他跟你一樣會發出怪聲

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他很可愛吧？

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你看，我用我的錢買了你的小公仔

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我想你也許可以摸摸它們？

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你看這個

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現在看看這個

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看看這個

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非常好，乖貓咪…

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小熊傢伙…

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我很好，你更好

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要舉高高嗎？

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喂！

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就是那傢伙把我嘴巴拉鬆的

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最好是啦，老頭

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糟糕！

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看到沒有？

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你看我的嘴巴現在變多大了

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好，沒人覺得很厲害，老頭

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天啊！

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那是我的皮夾嗎？

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你要坐牢了

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漂亮派翠克市長！我不知道啊！

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沒關係

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我一兩天後就可以還你了

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沒關係

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你留著吧

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這都是我的錯

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他送我這個禮物之後
我居然還做錯事

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那是我的手機嗎？

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我們去逛街吧

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走吧，我們必須工作

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天啊！我從沒見過你如此急切…

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仲介機器人！

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搞什麼鬼啊？是我們！

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我們在這裡工作啊，妳在幹嘛…

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我們的系統遭入侵了

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抱歉！我得謹慎一點

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天啊！好可怕！

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這給妳，可以保妳平安無事

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我覺得內心平靜下來了

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對，這傢伙就是有這種魔力

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拜託小心點

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度假星球上有指派任務

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快過來這邊

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這樣我才不會弄壞我的人魚身體

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這一灘是藍莓水果潘趣酒

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這一灘一半是洛神花茶，一半是煉乳

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味道像鹹鹹的海水

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沒錯，是海水

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我只是染色了

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這會害我拉肚子，而你根本不在乎

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好，斧頭在那邊

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我喜歡

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你拿很好看

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往那邊看看

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很好，好的

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那是飯店房間，現在是退房時間了

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拿那把斧頭，把椰子劈成兩半

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客人就會蹦出來了

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只能一鼓作氣揮砍一次
他們很快就蹦出來了

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要是揮砍了兩次，可能會砍到他們

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你最好先提醒他們
你會從哪邊砍下去

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或者不說

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反正他們已經付我錢了，眨眨眼

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左邊！

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我的左邊還是你的左邊？隨便啦

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你們度假愉快嗎？

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小姐，這不關妳的事

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我又壓力大了

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一個一個砍太慢了

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把它們排成一排，一次全都砍掉

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這些是我的寶寶，我有三胞胎

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但這是我最愛的寶寶，因為…

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他最懂我

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另外兩個也還可以

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他們知道自己不是我的最愛

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所以很努力當個好人

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我最愛的寶寶長大後
可能不會變成什麼很好的人

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但沒關係，他是最棒的

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小羅斯

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你總有一天會變成戰犯，對吧？

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那把斧頭太短了，無法一次全部砍完

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我知道

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這排得太長了，你無法…

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我知道

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就算…

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我知道！

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你拿斧頭要小心點

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還有另外那玩意兒也是！

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我不記得這是什麼意思了

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拉我的尾巴

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對喔

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小心後座力

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隨便啦

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左邊！大家往左！

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你們的另一邊才對！

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糟糕，看來他們永遠都要度假了

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萬歲？

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（飯店）

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（看過來，這是我的菜單
要不要享用都可以！）

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很好！

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一次搞定

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別再跟著我了！

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不！

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為什麼不是另外兩個？

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那個羅斯！

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或是無趣羅斯！

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或是我這個羅斯！

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按照這個順序

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我要咬他

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幾個月前
我們收到關於這些傢伙的通知

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說他們到處現身之類的

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我沒把通知看完

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好，做得好！

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我會再把現金給你們的！

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刺穿！

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等等，不要！

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該收錢了

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狗貓貓，我們得幫忙！

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是啊，他需要幫忙

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但不是我們的幫忙

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他需要的是父母的幫忙
或是更大一根針

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這就是你的下場！

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誰叫你不殺掉
我不喜歡的那兩個小孩！

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怎麼了？

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我不知道！

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我得等黏稠物滴完

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好耶！

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我又變小了

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我的天啊

235
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,491
碰到我了

236
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:15,409
天啊！

237
00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:19,955
他還在溫柔地觸摸我

238
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,331
會痛嗎？

239
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,168
給我

240
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:32,384
我們應該把那具屍體處理掉

241
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:34,344
不用，沒關係

242
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:35,846
還沒有臭味

243
00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:39,850
天啊，一根針耶

244
00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:43,687
天啊，我都不知道工作會這麼危險

245
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:46,273
實在很難分辨我正在抓什麼東西

246
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:49,902
可惜我們不能直接把臉塞進去看

247
00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:51,195
是啦…然後呢？

248
00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:54,031
用我們的臭臉抓住他們？

249
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:55,407
我們也可以…

250
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,117
把手臂伸進去

251
00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:00,287
天啊，我根本不想做這種事

252
00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:02,831
這像是我爸做的事

253
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:07,377
聽著，我還有事要忙

254
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:10,547
所以如果可以的話，我要提早走

255
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,885
你要去見你女朋友？

256
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:15,803
對

257
00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:19,890
你們要去買菜嗎？

258
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:21,683
應該是吧

259
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:22,810
好蠢

260
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:25,062
好吧，購物愉快

261
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:27,147
我應該會開心

262
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,399
跟我女朋友約會最好玩了

263
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,527
吃東西很好玩！

264
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:35,823
那我們要幹嘛？

265
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:38,659
繼續抓東西嗎？

266
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:43,080
我不知道，我有點餓

267
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:45,666
對，那我們就去吃東西吧

268
00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:50,003
吃東西！

269
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:54,258
吃東西！

270
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:59,012
他們幹嘛不邀請我？

271
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:06,061
狗貓貓，你看！

272
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,772
裡面的籽可以裝硬幣

273
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:12,609
漂亮派翠克討厭西瓜，我也不喜歡

274
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:17,030
這個好！

275
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:27,207
感謝您來逛火車購物站

276
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,543
十分鐘後，本店將結束營業

277
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:32,880
糟糕，凱絲的桃子麵包

278
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,007
我馬上回來

279
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:37,634
我忘了我答應要買一些東西了

280
00:19:57,821 --> 00:19:59,948
你好！

281
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,992
你好，漂亮派翠克市長

282
00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:05,162
你要回家整理行李嗎？

283
00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:06,079
對！

284
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,402
幫我們修車的是同一個人呢

285
00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:39,947
袋子裡面還有什麼？

286
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:41,615
要我幫你丟掉嗎？

287
00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:44,117
我也買了東西要給妳

288
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,452
真的嗎？

289
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:49,081
天啊！

290
00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:50,540
是禮物！

291
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:53,543
你愛我

292
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:54,795
沒有

293
00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:56,588
我也愛你

294
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:59,007
我好喜歡這個包包！

295
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,093
不！

296
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,521
這跟我的衣服很搭

297
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:14,314
狗貓貓，你看！

298
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,984
你看，我可以把鑰匙放進去

299
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,236
絕對再也不買禮物給她了

300
00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:20,946
你還有沒有照片

301
00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:24,074
可以讓我放進我心愛的新包包裡？

302
00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:25,826
沒有！

303
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:32,916
（可愛到無法放屁）

304
00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:03,697
我也要來一點好吃的！

305
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,158
不！

306
00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:10,037
妳好貪心！

307
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,788
對，沒錯

308
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:16,752
（結局！）

309
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:46,782
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