1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,925 NETFLIX 剧集 2 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:18,977 (我的最爱) 3 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:42,667 别打我 克里斯平! 4 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:44,669 别打我!克里斯平! 5 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:46,880 别打我 你这个大怪物 6 00:01:00,852 --> 00:01:01,686 真感人 7 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:10,547 你干什么…? 8 00:02:20,056 --> 00:02:24,894 (漂亮帕特里克的特别午餐冒险) 9 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:31,568 我很高兴他们让你在火车上吃饭 10 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:35,572 我让他们用我最爱的土豆泥 11 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:38,491 换掉了米饭 12 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:40,577 我之前去度假了 13 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:43,121 有时候工作压力会很大 14 00:02:43,204 --> 00:02:44,747 是啊 15 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,083 度假时我有了个孩子 16 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:54,382 好了 我到站了 17 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:58,261 我们等会儿午饭见 18 00:02:58,344 --> 00:02:59,679 再见! 19 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:05,268 这几集太短了 20 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:12,775 你要去哪里? 21 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:15,862 什么? 22 00:03:16,779 --> 00:03:19,616 漂亮帕特里克有孩子了? 23 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:20,950 什么? 24 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:26,122 你到哪儿弄一个孩子去? 还是在暑假当中? 25 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,208 (欢迎回来 漂亮帕特里克) 26 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:29,125 (市长) 27 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,127 他是市长? 28 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:35,298 对!我们太喜欢他了 所以一直让他上电视 29 00:03:35,381 --> 00:03:38,218 哦 我喜欢那胡子 30 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:40,261 现在他是“完美的帕特里克” 31 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:48,436 你能带我去火车站吗? 32 00:03:48,519 --> 00:03:52,774 我要把漂亮帕特里克抱着的宝宝 换成我自己 33 00:03:52,857 --> 00:03:55,443 这可能有点不礼貌 34 00:03:57,111 --> 00:03:59,739 不礼貌又狡猾 35 00:03:59,822 --> 00:04:01,783 还很酷 36 00:04:02,825 --> 00:04:05,578 我的单车还是坏的 37 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:08,164 还记得引擎里的雪花和丁香吗? 38 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,458 也许克里斯平已经修好了 39 00:04:10,541 --> 00:04:12,126 我们去看看! 40 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:28,726 嗨 凯丝 克里斯平在吗? 41 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:32,063 哦 不在 他在他的修理厂 42 00:04:32,146 --> 00:04:34,315 哦 是的 对 43 00:04:35,566 --> 00:04:39,195 能载我去那里吗? 44 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,072 我愿意的 但是… 45 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:47,328 你很没礼貌 46 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:48,788 我很忙 47 00:04:48,871 --> 00:04:49,789 你不忙 48 00:04:49,872 --> 00:04:52,250 你一直在坐着挖鼻屎 49 00:04:56,170 --> 00:04:58,006 我得换件衣服 50 00:04:58,089 --> 00:05:00,925 我不需要做任何我不想做的事 这是我的周末 51 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:02,677 小蜂! 52 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:05,096 我们走吧 53 00:05:05,179 --> 00:05:06,723 等等 让我换一下衣服 54 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,599 我想去 55 00:05:10,768 --> 00:05:12,603 他们喜欢在车里 56 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:17,525 我觉得这让他们感觉 好像在不停地旅行 57 00:05:30,371 --> 00:05:32,623 你看起来很舒服 58 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:36,919 你们今天要做什么? 59 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:38,296 去火车站 60 00:05:38,379 --> 00:05:41,466 -漂亮帕特里克度假回来了 -天啊!你能给我带…? 61 00:05:41,549 --> 00:05:43,426 他们有那种火车上的桃子面包 62 00:05:43,509 --> 00:05:46,095 能给我买一个吗?我有钱 63 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:50,224 好!好的!我帮你买 不用担心 64 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,144 好 谢谢 65 00:06:08,242 --> 00:06:09,911 别忘了我的桃子面包 66 00:06:13,581 --> 00:06:14,832 嗨 克里斯平 67 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,921 我的单车好了吗? 68 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:23,466 你真的在瞎糟蹋我给你的那辆车 69 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:25,093 我得彻底修理它 70 00:06:26,135 --> 00:06:28,388 你得更小心地照看我的艺术品 71 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:31,891 幸运的是 这是我最早的一批作品之一 72 00:06:31,974 --> 00:06:36,521 现在我的技术更好了 我为你的单车做了很多改进 73 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:38,648 哦 不 74 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:40,191 你是…? 75 00:06:40,858 --> 00:06:43,528 对!是的!很多 全都是 76 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:55,957 这辆单车太招摇了 77 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,542 是啊 78 00:06:59,710 --> 00:07:01,671 市长先生 我很高兴你回来了 79 00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:03,965 市长先生 我们喜欢这个胡子! 80 00:07:04,048 --> 00:07:06,968 市长先生 我不喜欢胡子 但我喜欢你 81 00:07:14,725 --> 00:07:18,020 不准打 82 00:07:31,242 --> 00:07:32,160 (漂亮帕特里克) 83 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:33,369 (我爱漂亮帕特里克) 84 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:34,495 (市长) 85 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:36,664 (永远的漂亮帕特里克) 86 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:41,794 嗨 漂亮帕特里克市长! 今天对我来说很重要 我看着你… 87 00:07:44,589 --> 00:07:46,757 这和你没关系 88 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:49,677 好吧 89 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:51,512 但不能打 90 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:52,680 你好 漂亮帕特里克 91 00:07:52,763 --> 00:07:54,974 终于能见到你了 这是我的荣幸 92 00:07:55,057 --> 00:07:57,977 我一直都很喜欢你的作品 93 00:07:58,060 --> 00:08:00,229 我其实讨厌大部分东西 94 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:06,569 但我真的很喜欢你在电视上的时候 和你一起吃午饭 95 00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:09,739 我还觉得你的脸 看起来不讨厌… 96 00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:12,241 对 他就像你一样 发出有趣的声音 97 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:13,493 很可爱吧? 98 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:18,706 听着 我用我的钱买了这些你的模型 99 00:08:18,789 --> 00:08:21,042 我想 你可以碰碰它们? 100 00:08:23,419 --> 00:08:24,879 看看这个 101 00:08:25,796 --> 00:08:27,089 再看看这个 102 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:29,133 看看这个 103 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:35,306 非常好 好猫咪…小熊 104 00:08:35,389 --> 00:08:38,142 我很好 你更好 105 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:39,185 你要我抱你吗? 106 00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:53,741 嘿! 107 00:08:53,824 --> 00:08:57,245 就是那个人 他把我的嘴巴拉得松松垮垮 108 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:02,166 好吧 老头 109 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,084 糟糕! 110 00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:15,471 看到了吗?看看我的嘴巴现在有多大 111 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:18,432 对 没人觉得这很厉害 老头 112 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:20,851 哇! 113 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:24,855 那是我的钱包吗? 114 00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:28,317 哦 你要坐牢了 115 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:31,028 漂亮帕特里克市长!我不知道! 116 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:32,029 没关系 117 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:34,740 我可以一到两天后就还给你 118 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:36,117 没关系 119 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,326 你拿着吧 120 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:41,539 这都是我的错 121 00:09:41,622 --> 00:09:43,874 这一切都是在他送我礼物之后 122 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:45,668 那是我的手机吗? 123 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:50,089 我们去购物吧 124 00:09:50,798 --> 00:09:53,301 走吧 我们需要工作 125 00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:04,228 哇!我从没见过你这么急切要… 126 00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:19,827 中介机器人!什么情况?是我们! 127 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:22,163 我们在这里工作 你是干什…? 128 00:10:22,246 --> 00:10:24,582 我们的系统被破坏了 129 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:27,543 抱歉!我得小心点 130 00:10:29,253 --> 00:10:31,088 天啊!好可怕! 131 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:35,009 给你 这会保护你的安全 132 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,099 我觉得很平静 133 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,852 对 这人就是可以做到这个 134 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:54,362 拜托你小心点 我们在度假星球有任务 135 00:11:08,876 --> 00:11:12,129 嘿 过来 这样我就不会弄坏我的美人鱼身体 136 00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:16,967 这是蓝莓水果酒 137 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:21,138 这个是一半木槿花茶和炼乳 138 00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,559 吃起来像咸咸的海水 139 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:30,022 对 就是海洋 我刚染的 140 00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:34,235 这会让我拉肚子的 可你根本不在乎 141 00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:38,656 好吧 那么 小斧子在那里 142 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:43,494 我喜欢 143 00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:44,829 很适合你 144 00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:46,747 看远处 145 00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:54,338 很好 好 146 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:58,259 那是一间酒店房间 退房时间到了 147 00:11:58,342 --> 00:12:01,387 你们拿着那个小斧头 把椰子打开 148 00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:03,180 客人就能出来了 149 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:06,517 你们只能砍一次 他们出来得很快 150 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,894 如果砍两次的话 可能会伤到他们 151 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:12,440 你最好事先警告一下他们 告诉他们你们从哪里砍 152 00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:13,524 或者不用了 153 00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:15,776 反正他们已经付过钱了 眨眼 154 00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:17,194 左边! 155 00:12:20,614 --> 00:12:23,701 我的左边还是你的左…?随便吧 156 00:12:24,785 --> 00:12:26,954 你们的假期怎么样? 157 00:12:27,037 --> 00:12:30,541 不关你的事 女士 我现在又压力巨大 158 00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:48,559 一个接一个地做会很费时间 159 00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:52,563 我们把它们排成一列 一起砍 160 00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:55,316 这些是我的宝宝 我有三胞胎 161 00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:57,985 但这个是我最喜欢的 因为这个… 162 00:12:58,068 --> 00:12:59,987 他懂我 163 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:01,822 另外两个还好 164 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:06,243 他们知道自己不是我的最爱 所以他们努力工作 成为好人 165 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:11,248 我最爱的宝宝长大后 可能不会是特别好的人 166 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:13,751 但没关系 他是最棒的 167 00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:17,922 小罗斯 你有一天会成为战犯 对吧? 168 00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:21,592 你知道么 要一下子把这些都打开 这把斧头就太短了 169 00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:23,344 我知道 170 00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:25,554 这条队伍太长了 你不能… 171 00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:27,515 我知道 172 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:30,434 即使… 173 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,436 我知道! 174 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,772 喂!拿着那个东西小心点! 175 00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,690 还有那个! 176 00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:39,860 我不记得这是什么意思了 177 00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:43,155 拉我的尾巴 178 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:46,075 哦 对 179 00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:48,994 小心后坐力 180 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:50,996 随便吧 181 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,749 左!大家往左转! 182 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:59,129 你的另一个左边! 183 00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:09,807 糟糕 看来他们要永远休假了 万岁? 184 00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:14,144 (酒店) 185 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:16,564 (不用到远处去寻找 这是我的菜单 请享用!) 186 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:35,165 不错!一次完成 187 00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:59,023 别再跟着我了! 188 00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:08,115 不! 189 00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:10,951 为什么不是另外两个呢? 190 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:14,705 那个罗斯!或是无趣的罗斯! 191 00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:17,958 或者我罗斯!按这个顺序 192 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,710 我要咬他 193 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:31,847 我们几个月前收到了一条 关于这些东西的消息 194 00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:38,729 说他们在各种地方出现 等等 我没看完那条消息 195 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:48,405 好吧 干得好!我会转给你现金! 196 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:49,907 刺! 197 00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:52,993 等等 不要! 198 00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:53,911 收钱时间 199 00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:55,996 狗猫猫 我们得帮忙! 200 00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:00,167 对 他需要帮助 201 00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:06,340 但不是我们帮忙 而是父母 或者更大的针来帮忙 202 00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:12,972 这就是你应得的下场! 203 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:16,767 你没杀死我不喜欢的两个孩子 就是这个下场! 204 00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:54,013 发生什么了? 205 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,305 我不知道! 206 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,683 我得等到黏液滴下来 207 00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:11,405 耶!我又变小了 208 00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:13,198 我的天啊 209 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,491 真感人 210 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:15,409 天啊! 211 00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:19,955 他还在温柔地抚摸着我 212 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,331 疼吗? 213 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,168 给我 214 00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:32,384 我们也许应该把那具尸体处理掉 215 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:35,846 不 没事的 闻起来还是很香 216 00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:39,850 哇 一根针 217 00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:43,687 天啊 我不知道工作会这么危险 218 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:46,273 很难说我抓到的是什么 219 00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:49,902 我们不能把脸插进去真是太可惜了 220 00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:51,195 是啊…然后呢? 221 00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:54,031 我们用长脸抓住他们? 222 00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:57,117 我们可以…也把手伸进去 223 00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:00,287 伙计 我连这个都不想做 224 00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:02,831 我爸爸喜欢这个 225 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:07,377 听着 我有事要做 226 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:10,547 所以如果可以的话 我就先走了 227 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,885 你要去见你女朋友? 228 00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:15,803 对 229 00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:19,890 你们要去买菜吗? 230 00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:21,683 对 可能吧 231 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:25,062 真没劲 好吧 玩得开心点 232 00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:29,399 我可能会的 跟我女朋友出去玩会很有趣 233 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,527 吃东西很有趣! 234 00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:35,823 那我们要做什么? 235 00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:38,659 继续去抓抓? 236 00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:43,080 我不知道 我有点饿了 237 00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:45,666 好 那我们去做那个吧 238 00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:50,003 去吃东西! 239 00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:54,258 吃东西! 240 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:59,012 他们为什么不邀请我? 241 00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:08,772 狗猫猫 看!里面的种子能放硬币! 242 00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:12,609 漂亮帕特里克讨厌甜瓜 我也是 243 00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:17,030 太棒了! 244 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:27,207 感谢您到火车站商店 245 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,543 商店将在十分钟后关闭 246 00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:32,880 糟糕 凯斯的桃子面包 247 00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:37,634 嘿 我马上回来 我忘了我答应要买的东西 248 00:19:57,821 --> 00:19:59,948 喂!你好! 249 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,992 嗨 漂亮帕特里克市长 250 00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:05,162 你要回家整理行李吗? 251 00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:06,079 没错! 252 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,402 给我们修车的是同一个人 253 00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:41,615 你这里面还有什么? 要我帮你扔了吗? 254 00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:44,117 我给你也准备了点东西 255 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,452 真的吗? 256 00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:50,540 天啊!一份礼物! 257 00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:53,543 你爱我 258 00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:54,795 不 259 00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:56,588 我也爱你 260 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:59,007 我爱这个包包! 261 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,093 不! 262 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,521 跟我的衣服很搭 263 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:14,314 狗猫猫 看! 264 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,984 看 我可以把我的钥匙放进去 265 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,236 再也不给她买礼物了 266 00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:24,074 你还有没有别的照片 好让我放进这个我好爱的包里? 267 00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:25,826 没有! 268 00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:32,916 (可爱到不能生气) 269 00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:03,697 嘿!我要点好的! 270 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,158 不! 271 00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:10,037 你好贪心! 272 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,788 对 我是很贪心 273 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:16,752 (剧终!) 274 00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:46,782 字幕翻译:Zeo Niu