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NETFLIX 影集

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劇名：金色眼睛

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你是不是…

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（金眼）

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（這種魚喜歡人類的陪伴
和學習人類習俗）

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（魚）

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“金眼”

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可惡，無意冒犯

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什麼？

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看看是否實在無法幫你吧

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謝謝！你嚇了我一跳！

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（滾開）

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爛牆！

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起來，派對時間到了

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來吧

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你幹嘛一大早舉辦驚喜生日派對？

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早上沒人想吃蛋糕

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早上吃蛋糕？

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你們還吃真多蛋糕
我們可以一起去嗎？

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妳要送他什麼禮物？

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去派對途中我會想到的

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喂！

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給我…

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看招！

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糟糕

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我老了

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也許沒人會發現？

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這最好不是我所想的那樣！

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（生日快樂）

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早上吃蛋糕？我的最愛

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他是跟我學的

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我們要做什麼？

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還不確定

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妳怎麼會有這個？

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我在浴室找到的

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給我，我試試看

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太完美啦

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謝謝

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剩下的要怎麼辦？

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我不知道，這是垃圾

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妳拿去吧

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（祝豪威爾生日快樂！）

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他到底要不要出來？

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他在裡面很久了

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他察覺了，他一定是聽見了

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不如我們把驚喜帶到他面前？

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萬一他正在…

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便便呢？

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…忙呢？

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沒有，裡面很安靜

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太安靜了

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我們應該侵犯他的隱私

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驚喜！生日快樂！

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萬一我真的在上廁所怎麼辦？

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而不是想躲…

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感言

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發表感言！

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雖然我的韶華如駛，一去不復返

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我還是很感動你們精心策畫了
令我出糗的驚喜派對

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-好耶！
-我不想在浴室裡吃東西

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對，我不想在浴室裡吃東西

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現在是送禮時間

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（洗髮精）

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我最愛的本地製造洗髮精和潤髮乳

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（小丑混合健身運動服）

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可惡！

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這我不能收

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請別逼我去逛街買東西

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魚好呆

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而我好聰明

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這是…

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這是妳做的嗎？

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沒錯，做給你的

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謝謝，這真…

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不錯

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我要放在這裡

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雖然我很感謝妳的心意

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你要送我什麼？

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你送的禮物一向是最好的

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（肥皂）

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看來你…

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設想周到

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嚴格來說，我的確喜歡李子

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（禮券，上好水療度假村）

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天啊！是上好水療度假村的禮券！

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那是好地方

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可以遠離島上

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天啊，我說不出話來了，這真是…

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但我不在的時候
沒人能幫我經營咖啡館

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禮物還有第二部分

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你不在的時候，我會代為管理咖啡館

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真的嗎？

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你這輩子總算有一次
要好好認真工作了嗎？

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你這個懶惰的自私鬼

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謝謝你

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（因舉辦私人派對而不營業）

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（祝豪威爾生日快樂！）

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我好開心我可以去水療度假村

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而你們要把這裡收拾乾淨！

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謝謝，非常感謝你們

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我要出發啦

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等我回來
我又會看起來是29.5歲了！

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-再見！
-再見

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尾巴好多了

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回海裡去吧

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天啊

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不！

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妳好

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是妳把我從水中救起來的嗎？

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真不錯，已經交到朋友了呀

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我應該報警才對

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我幫妳做了早餐

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該起床了

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我得尿尿

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這裡有廁所真好

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就不用跑去樹叢尿尿了

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廁所裡有個魚女

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而且她還在我面前吐了

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廁所裡有個魚女

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我就知道，我就知道她是一條魚

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而且她到處亂吐

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這種魚受到威脅時
會藉由嘔吐令掠食者感到噁心

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看到了嗎？手冊上有寫

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你把手冊放在口袋裡？

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我們派對玩太嗨，你就變得很奇怪

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走吧，狗貓貓

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如果我有外地來的朋友

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我會帶他們出去逛逛

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而不是讓他們坐在廁所裡

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但是…

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我也很不負責任

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沒時間了，我憋不住了

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我們做點別的事吧

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就去樹叢吧，沒人在意

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我想要有好東西

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我昨晚玩得太嗨了

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我理應像個人坐在馬桶上尿尿

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我知道哪裡有巨大馬桶

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超棒的

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是我見過最巨大的馬桶

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我們可能需要先清理一下

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你有多急？

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非常急

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好吧

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早安，妳看起來很糟

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狗貓貓需要上廁所

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可不是嘛

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可以幫我們在馬桶星球上找工作嗎？

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我不是鏟屎員，我是仲…

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馬桶星球！

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我說了…

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不送我們去，我就尿在這裡

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好吧

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等等，妳怎麼知道有這星球？

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什麼？

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我看見你們了，這是你們弄亂的

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快過來清理乾淨！

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我不知道

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妳有刷洗執照嗎？

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-沒有，但是…
-什麼？

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沒有執照？

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妳到底是怎麼知道這裡的？

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沒有B級刷洗執照，就不能清洗馬桶

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可是…

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大家都知道

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除非你們免除B級條款規範

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要怎麼知道
我們是不是免除條款規範？

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免除B級刷洗執照條款規範的個人…

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他要去哪裡？

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鉤子會害牠們受更多傷

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魚餌上的鉤子是為了吸引魚

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算了

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我以前有個很棒的魚餌，是朋友送的

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一個小“親親魚餌”

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可以在不傷害魚的情況下捕捉到魚

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現在沒了

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怎麼了？

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妳想離開這裡了嗎？

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快回來！

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你違反了2212.5太空年的

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多項瓷器協議

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別看他，他需要隱私

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別偷看！

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-不准上廁所！我要舉報！
-不！

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-這是嚴重違法行為
-別偷看我朋友上廁所！

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我的星球從來沒有這麼乾淨過！

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太感謝了

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當然了

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我會向機構舉報你們
在我的星球上廁所

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我就是在這裡弄丟魚餌的

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我們必須動作快
退潮時這裡才有路走

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我弄壞東西了

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這個被我的屁屁…壓碎了

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妳在做什麼？

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我在用這些許願水晶
把遮陽傘裝飾得漂亮一點

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許願水晶？

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這些水晶是某個星球的一個傢伙的

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吃了之後就可以許一個願望

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我不知道凱絲怎麼會有

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真浪費

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妳沒有要用頭髮剔牙的話
幹嘛要拔掉頭髮？

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什麼？那樣好噁心

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才不會

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你拔頭髮剔牙之後
會怎麼處理那根頭髮？

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丟掉呀

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丟哪裡？

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就是丟掉啊

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丟在廁所裡的垃圾桶

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既然都在廁所了，那就直接用牙線啊

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你們瞧

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看看我的狀態多棒

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他看起來一模一樣啊

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是妳

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謝謝你讓我知道當魚有多棒

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那真是史上最糟的約會了

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如果人類在陸地上都是這樣約會的

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我還真慶幸自己活在海裡

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原來妳會說話呀

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等等，那是約會嗎？

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（結局！）

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字幕翻譯：許晨翎