1
00:06:43,611 --> 00:06:44,904
HEYYYY!

2
00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:37,558
I’m not here for niceties.

3
00:08:40,811 --> 00:08:42,772
All mine…

4
00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,880
Stab them.

5
00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:52,216
Dump 'em in the ocean like we always do.

6
00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:29,879
Yep!
Totally done. Let’s go!

7
00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:38,763
<i>"Dearest TempBot. Cellphone here."</i>

8
00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:44,727
<i>"Just writing to tell you that</i>
<i>my feelings for you are totally real."</i>

9
00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:47,563
<i>"I know we haven't spent</i>
<i>much time together."</i>

10
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:52,151
<i>"But if you added up the moments</i>
<i>I think about you, it would be 100 years."</i>

11
00:10:54,236 --> 00:11:00,951
<i>"That is why this letter is so hard.</i>
<i>I have to go away. TO WAR."</i>

12
00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:07,291
<i>"The memory of you will sustain me always.</i>
<i>Remember me. Cellphone."</i>

13
00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:18,511
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!!!!!

14
00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:02,096
I need to go to Temp Space
and check on something.

15
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:31,096
I told her
what she needed to hear.

16
00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:41,857
I told her
what she needed to hear.

17
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:47,738
No!
It’s better this way! She’ll get over it!

18
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:58,749
Nooooooo!!

19
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,159
Okay!

20
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:49,383
Being nice never helped
anyone get over a broken heart.

21
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:25,586
We have to be there for
TempBot while Cellphone is away at war.

22
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:31,425
Really,
aren’t they the same thing?

23
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:35,888
She’ll never find out!

24
00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:03,040
AHHHH!!

25
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:40,179
I told you
Cellphone was going to war.