1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:25,430 --> 00:01:28,985 SEAN: When I was 17, I met my filmmaking idol, Roman Polanski. 4 00:01:29,019 --> 00:01:33,576 He told me, "Kid, if there's anything you can do and enjoy other than show business, 5 00:01:33,610 --> 00:01:35,233 "find that thing and do it." 6 00:01:35,267 --> 00:01:38,132 Then he told me that California State Statutory rape laws 7 00:01:38,167 --> 00:01:40,169 were arbitrary and unnecessary remnants 8 00:01:40,203 --> 00:01:43,137 of a puritanical and outdated criminal justice system. 9 00:01:43,172 --> 00:01:46,036 But it was the first thing that really stuck with me. 10 00:01:46,071 --> 00:01:49,212 And when he said it to me, I didn't need to think twice, 11 00:01:49,247 --> 00:01:51,973 because I knew... I knew then what I know now, 12 00:01:52,008 --> 00:01:55,529 what I've known since the very first time I saw,To Sir, with Love. 13 00:01:55,563 --> 00:02:00,292 My name is Sean Wellington and I was put on this planet for only one reason... 14 00:02:00,327 --> 00:02:02,191 to make movies. 15 00:02:02,225 --> 00:02:05,125 REX: And my name is Rex Rexroth. 16 00:02:05,159 --> 00:02:08,990 And I was put here to be his star and his muse. 17 00:02:09,025 --> 00:02:12,304 SEAN: But things don't always work how you planned it in this business. 18 00:02:12,339 --> 00:02:14,755 You push and the business pushes back. 19 00:02:14,789 --> 00:02:17,965 The business can get in your ear, says, "Forget your hopes, 20 00:02:17,999 --> 00:02:21,520 "forget your dreams, become a music video director." 21 00:02:21,555 --> 00:02:25,490 -REX: Oh, yeah, true that. -But this a story about two guys who pushed back. 22 00:02:25,524 --> 00:02:29,149 Who looked the business dead in the eye and said, "This is what we're gonna do, 23 00:02:29,183 --> 00:02:30,943 "this is how we're gonna make it, 24 00:02:30,978 --> 00:02:33,981 "and this is the story of how we did it." 25 00:02:44,957 --> 00:02:46,269 SEAN: That's where it started. 26 00:02:46,304 --> 00:02:48,961 I had broken up with Connie and I didn't know why. 27 00:02:48,996 --> 00:02:51,792 She was smart, beautiful, and a total freak in bed. 28 00:02:51,826 --> 00:02:55,899 I had to eat two Viagras just to keep up with her during foreplay. 29 00:02:58,143 --> 00:03:00,180 She was a sexual wildebeest. 30 00:03:03,459 --> 00:03:05,185 But I left her flat. 31 00:03:07,359 --> 00:03:08,671 Jesus! 32 00:03:08,705 --> 00:03:11,018 That uniform was always that tight? 33 00:03:11,052 --> 00:03:13,503 You trying to say I gained weight? 34 00:03:13,538 --> 00:03:15,816 No, it's just so form fitting. 35 00:03:15,850 --> 00:03:19,268 Criminals aren't gonna know whether to shoot you or do you, baby. 36 00:03:19,302 --> 00:03:21,062 Shut up. 37 00:03:21,097 --> 00:03:24,514 -Ain't nobody doing me. No more. -[SEAN CHUCKLES] 38 00:03:26,033 --> 00:03:28,829 Ain't nobody shooting me either. 39 00:03:28,863 --> 00:03:30,555 -Kick ass. -I will. 40 00:03:32,281 --> 00:03:33,730 -Love you. -Love you, too. 41 00:03:33,765 --> 00:03:36,181 -Cough 'em up. -Oh, yeah. 42 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:39,391 -Definitely need these. -Yeah, definitely do. 43 00:03:39,426 --> 00:03:40,875 -Bye, baby. -Bye. 44 00:03:40,910 --> 00:03:44,293 SEAN: It would be a long time before I discovered why I did it. 45 00:03:44,327 --> 00:03:47,606 I guess I was plagued by a lot of problems I didn't know I had. 46 00:03:47,641 --> 00:03:50,540 But I find out all about that soon enough. 47 00:03:51,610 --> 00:03:53,336 This man, amazing. 48 00:03:53,371 --> 00:03:56,063 You take talent like that, with talent like this, 49 00:03:56,097 --> 00:03:58,307 we're talking some Pacino and Scorsese shit. 50 00:03:58,652 --> 00:03:59,929 De Niro. 51 00:03:59,963 --> 00:04:01,827 -He calls me his De Niro. -No. 52 00:04:01,862 --> 00:04:04,209 Scorsese works with De Niro. 53 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,728 All right. Is there any reason 54 00:04:05,762 --> 00:04:08,455 you're trying to make me look like an asshole in front of everybody? 55 00:04:08,489 --> 00:04:12,044 In terms of where this is going? I mean, listen, man, 56 00:04:12,079 --> 00:04:14,668 -I wanna make movies. -Oscars. 57 00:04:14,702 --> 00:04:17,049 I remember seeing Sidney Poitier, 58 00:04:17,084 --> 00:04:19,466 -Mr. Tibbs and thinking... -Golden Globe. 59 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:22,020 and just thinking I wanna make movies like that. 60 00:04:22,054 --> 00:04:23,539 -People's Choice. -Rex! 61 00:04:23,573 --> 00:04:24,609 What? 62 00:04:24,643 --> 00:04:27,370 Gimme some oxygen, I'm trying to do the thing. 63 00:04:27,405 --> 00:04:28,337 Do what you do. 64 00:04:28,923 --> 00:04:30,373 So... 65 00:04:30,408 --> 00:04:32,893 -What was I talking about? -BAFTA. 66 00:04:32,927 --> 00:04:34,998 -BAFTA? -Exactly. 67 00:04:37,656 --> 00:04:40,452 [RAP MUSIC PLAYING] 68 00:04:40,487 --> 00:04:43,317 You know, none of this stuff works, dawg. I'm serious. 69 00:04:43,352 --> 00:04:44,594 [BURPS] 70 00:04:45,595 --> 00:04:47,010 Yeah, he's right. 71 00:04:47,045 --> 00:04:50,013 The video has to open up with me on the Ducati. 72 00:04:50,048 --> 00:04:51,981 Okay, who am I, and where am I? 73 00:04:52,015 --> 00:04:54,224 Who am I, and where am I? Get it? 74 00:04:54,259 --> 00:04:56,468 I'm Felix, I'm cutting your video, and I'm at work. 75 00:04:56,503 --> 00:04:57,987 See, when I do work... 76 00:04:58,021 --> 00:04:59,264 When I do work, it looks like my work. 77 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:00,783 When I do the work, I do it my way. 78 00:05:00,817 --> 00:05:02,888 When you're here, and you do the work, the work looks like... 79 00:05:02,923 --> 00:05:05,132 Look, Felix, I come in when I feel like it, 80 00:05:05,166 --> 00:05:07,479 and in the meantime I trust you to do a good job. 81 00:05:07,514 --> 00:05:09,343 You know I just broke it off with Connie. 82 00:05:09,378 --> 00:05:12,104 You broke it off with Connie, so you should be here doing the work. 83 00:05:12,139 --> 00:05:13,796 You broke it off with Connie, you do the work. 84 00:05:13,830 --> 00:05:16,523 Felix, mind your business and show me the speedboat sequence, please. 85 00:05:16,557 --> 00:05:18,628 Yeah, mind your business and put the speedboat sequence on. 86 00:05:18,663 --> 00:05:20,596 -Dude, what about the Ducati? -Why is he here? 87 00:05:20,630 --> 00:05:23,426 -What is he doing here? -Yo, dawg, go get me one of those. 88 00:05:23,806 --> 00:05:25,117 Please. 89 00:05:26,049 --> 00:05:28,224 Now, show me the speedboat stuff. 90 00:05:29,467 --> 00:05:32,021 Yeah, see now, right there, reverse the order of shots. 91 00:05:32,055 --> 00:05:34,610 I wanna see Kurupt getting outta the car with the Iron Sheik, 92 00:05:34,644 --> 00:05:36,370 -before I see Foxy and the... -Of course. [STUTTERS] 93 00:05:36,405 --> 00:05:37,958 What I do is, I reverse the order of the shots, right, 94 00:05:37,992 --> 00:05:41,341 and then we'll defy the dynamicsof the fucking chase scene.Okay? 95 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:43,343 You're right, but do it anyway. 96 00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:45,034 But I'm right, why do it your way? 97 00:05:45,068 --> 00:05:47,450 -Push the fucking buttons. -Right, right. Okay. 98 00:05:48,762 --> 00:05:50,419 [LAUGHS] 99 00:05:50,453 --> 00:05:53,491 You're fucking everything up, it's great. No, you're a fucking genius. 100 00:05:53,525 --> 00:05:55,078 You really are. 101 00:05:55,113 --> 00:05:57,564 -[PHONE RINGS] -WOMAN: Mr. Wellington, Kurupt is in the building. 102 00:05:58,875 --> 00:06:00,152 Kurupt's here? 103 00:06:00,187 --> 00:06:01,740 What the fuck! He's here? 104 00:06:01,775 --> 00:06:04,847 He can't-- Kurupt's here, you fuck! Now what am I gonna do? 105 00:06:04,881 --> 00:06:08,333 He can't see it... Oh, I'm gonna be cut down in my prime. 106 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,611 The David Caruso of fucking video directors. 107 00:06:10,646 --> 00:06:13,096 -Fucker, we're doing that. -Wait, wait, wait. 108 00:06:13,131 --> 00:06:14,857 Go ahead and blame it on me. [STUTTERS] 109 00:06:14,891 --> 00:06:17,860 -Why don't you go ahead and blame it on me. -Get on the ground. 110 00:06:17,894 --> 00:06:20,310 -Get on the ground... -[SCREAMING] 111 00:06:20,345 --> 00:06:22,589 Don't touch me! Don't touch me! Okay? 112 00:06:22,623 --> 00:06:24,660 You fucking lost it with your bat-shit crazy mind! 113 00:06:24,694 --> 00:06:27,663 Yeah, that's right. I'm notgonna have Kurupt thinkingI fell off 'cause you fucked up. 114 00:06:27,697 --> 00:06:30,528 You rather have him think you're a violent maniac? 115 00:06:30,562 --> 00:06:32,426 Goddamn right. This is hip hop, baby. 116 00:06:32,461 --> 00:06:34,014 Okay, maybe you have a point. 117 00:06:34,048 --> 00:06:35,878 Yeah, that's perfect. Just like that. 118 00:06:35,912 --> 00:06:37,776 -Just don't hurt me. -All right. 119 00:06:37,811 --> 00:06:40,261 That's what the fuck you get when you don't follow instructions around this bitch! 120 00:06:40,296 --> 00:06:41,953 I kill for this shit! 121 00:06:41,987 --> 00:06:45,163 Hey, hey, hey. Calm this shit down, cuz. 122 00:06:45,197 --> 00:06:47,441 All this violence, nigga, this is a place of business. 123 00:06:47,476 --> 00:06:50,444 He ruined the cut though, man. The video's fucked up. 124 00:06:50,479 --> 00:06:52,826 -KURUPT: You did what? -You gonna let him hurt me? 125 00:06:52,860 --> 00:06:54,517 Shut the fuck up. 126 00:06:54,552 --> 00:06:56,416 [YELLING] 127 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:58,038 Hey! Put the damn award down, K. 128 00:06:58,072 --> 00:06:59,764 Nigga was messin' my shit up! 129 00:07:00,730 --> 00:07:03,319 -Told this fool. -All right! 130 00:07:04,285 --> 00:07:06,149 Come on, son, let's beat this nigga's ass. 131 00:07:06,184 --> 00:07:09,601 -[THUDDING] -Nigga, what you think about that? Fucking my shit up. 132 00:07:09,636 --> 00:07:10,809 You bitch ass... 133 00:07:10,844 --> 00:07:12,190 What? What? What? 134 00:07:13,053 --> 00:07:15,573 -Crazy ass. -[GASPING] 135 00:07:15,607 --> 00:07:19,404 Um... I got a shovel and some lime in the back of my car. 136 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:22,269 Grab his hands, grab his feet, let's get outta here. 137 00:07:22,303 --> 00:07:24,202 We'll come back next week and take a look at the video. 138 00:07:24,236 --> 00:07:25,617 -All right. -Okay. 139 00:07:26,411 --> 00:07:28,206 The fuck you looking at? 140 00:07:39,217 --> 00:07:42,496 -What the fuck was that? -A sign. 141 00:07:42,531 --> 00:07:45,188 Your boy need a career change, bad. 142 00:07:45,223 --> 00:07:48,502 SEAN: I guess I just wish I could share this next step with Connie. 143 00:07:48,537 --> 00:07:51,229 I mean, what's it all worth if you can't see your success 144 00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:54,094 reflected in the eyes of someone who loves you? 145 00:07:54,128 --> 00:07:56,372 REX: Man, that was beautiful. 146 00:07:56,406 --> 00:07:59,548 In fact, I think you might be gay. 147 00:07:59,582 --> 00:08:02,447 Dude, that chick is crazy. How you gonna think she's the Sheriff? 148 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,104 She was fine in that uniform. 149 00:08:04,138 --> 00:08:06,555 Yeah? Was she fine when she pulled that gun out on you? 150 00:08:06,589 --> 00:08:09,040 -Baby. Baby. Baby. You need to calm down. -Bring it... 151 00:08:09,074 --> 00:08:11,042 MTV Cribs is right outside that door. 152 00:08:11,076 --> 00:08:13,285 That's all you care about? Is Cribs? 153 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:15,702 I heard the guy from MTV pissed his pants. 154 00:08:15,736 --> 00:08:18,256 Are you a real cop? Or are you a stripper? 155 00:08:19,464 --> 00:08:21,570 Does this look real? Out! 156 00:08:21,604 --> 00:08:23,399 Yeah, I caught some heat for that, too. 157 00:08:23,433 --> 00:08:26,713 My best friend's a director, and what do I get? Two bit cameos in rap videos? 158 00:08:26,747 --> 00:08:30,717 I don't see you complaining when you banging video hoes two at time. 159 00:08:30,751 --> 00:08:33,271 I want a tailormade starring role in a film. 160 00:08:33,305 --> 00:08:35,791 I want to be the Di Caprio to your Scorsese. 161 00:08:35,825 --> 00:08:38,379 The Denzel to your Spike. 162 00:08:38,414 --> 00:08:40,312 The pain to my ass. 163 00:08:40,347 --> 00:08:42,211 You complain too much. You whine. 164 00:08:42,245 --> 00:08:45,490 You whine about everything. About your art, you girl. You love her, you hate her, 165 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,492 you hate her, you love her. Think about us. 166 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,632 Where are we gonna be in five years? 167 00:08:49,667 --> 00:08:51,738 We could be accepting Academy Awards, 168 00:08:51,772 --> 00:08:53,671 or we could be smoking weed with Bow Wow, 169 00:08:53,705 --> 00:08:56,087 seeing two bangers, talking about how much he's grown. 170 00:08:56,121 --> 00:08:57,467 You're crazy. 171 00:08:58,468 --> 00:09:00,885 Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. 172 00:09:03,197 --> 00:09:05,441 Music videos for me aren't a way of life. 173 00:09:05,475 --> 00:09:07,616 It's a way to get to my life. 174 00:09:07,650 --> 00:09:09,238 The life I want, 175 00:09:09,272 --> 00:09:11,378 and that's making movies. 176 00:09:11,412 --> 00:09:13,932 As far as Rex goes, you know we... 177 00:09:15,313 --> 00:09:17,280 have a collaborative, 178 00:09:18,005 --> 00:09:19,386 close relationship. 179 00:09:19,420 --> 00:09:21,699 And I think it's important for every director-- 180 00:09:21,733 --> 00:09:25,392 I would fucking go gay for this man. 181 00:09:28,775 --> 00:09:29,948 He's making a point. 182 00:09:29,983 --> 00:09:32,330 And he would, too. Don't you fucking lie about it. 183 00:09:32,364 --> 00:09:34,539 -I wouldn't go that far. -Yeah, you would! 184 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:37,749 He would fucking go gay for me, too. You wanna know why? 185 00:09:37,784 --> 00:09:40,441 Because that's the degree of trust you need to have 186 00:09:40,476 --> 00:09:42,271 between your actor and your director. 187 00:09:42,305 --> 00:09:45,792 It happens all the time, man. You heard what happened in Saving Private Ryan. 188 00:09:45,826 --> 00:09:48,415 Ron Howard got blown by Tom Hank's all of a sudden. 189 00:09:48,449 --> 00:09:51,521 What are you talking about? He directed Apollo 13. 190 00:09:52,315 --> 00:09:53,800 That's what I heard, dude. 191 00:09:54,421 --> 00:09:55,940 What's wrong with you? 192 00:09:55,974 --> 00:09:58,528 SEAN: High School High, I Still Know What You Did Last Summer, 193 00:09:58,563 --> 00:10:00,738 MTV's calling it a hip opera. 194 00:10:00,772 --> 00:10:03,464 I ran into a man synonymous with success. 195 00:10:03,499 --> 00:10:05,950 My main man, Mekhi Phifer. 196 00:10:05,984 --> 00:10:09,712 If he couldn't help me, no else wreck my paradigm could. 197 00:10:09,747 --> 00:10:11,058 [overlapping voices] 198 00:10:11,093 --> 00:10:13,095 -SEAN: Talking a walk right now... -MEKHI: You all right? 199 00:10:13,129 --> 00:10:14,993 It's a beautiful day out here today, man. You look a little down or something. 200 00:10:15,028 --> 00:10:17,133 Yeah, I ain't feeling too good. Connie got me bugging. 201 00:10:17,168 --> 00:10:20,033 -Oh, she got you... -Yeah, you know that old ball and chain. 202 00:10:20,067 --> 00:10:22,622 Yeah, I know what it is, baby. Listen, man, listen. 203 00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:25,210 Me and Sloppy, we just came back from India. 204 00:10:25,245 --> 00:10:27,005 -Okay. -We was out there for four days. 205 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:28,455 We watched a donkey take a shit. 206 00:10:28,489 --> 00:10:30,250 Constipated donkey take a shit. 207 00:10:30,284 --> 00:10:34,426 Trust me, therapeutic. You gotta sit there with you legs folded, arms crossed. 208 00:10:34,461 --> 00:10:36,739 -Like that? -No drinking, no smoking. 209 00:10:36,774 --> 00:10:38,672 Trust me, daddy, it was off the hook. 210 00:10:38,707 --> 00:10:40,778 All right, then. Well, I need do that. 211 00:10:40,812 --> 00:10:43,884 Listen, man, I gotta be in the breeze. I gotta move something. 212 00:10:43,919 --> 00:10:46,680 -All right. You stay young. -Ask your Uncle William about my 20 million 213 00:10:46,715 --> 00:10:49,649 for the next year. You know what I mean? I got problems, too. 214 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:51,167 -Cap, life is good. -[OVERLAPPING VOICES] 215 00:10:51,202 --> 00:10:54,930 SEAN: R&R sounds nice, but time was a luxury I didn't have. 216 00:10:54,964 --> 00:10:57,795 Instead of the donkey, I went to the next best thing. 217 00:10:57,829 --> 00:10:59,003 My agent. 218 00:11:00,832 --> 00:11:03,317 -What's important... -Are the women. 219 00:11:03,352 --> 00:11:06,458 Katie, Penelope, Nicole, I want you all. 220 00:11:06,493 --> 00:11:08,046 ...is that we are a team. 221 00:11:08,081 --> 00:11:11,256 My mother used to say, "Rex, there's no "I" in team." 222 00:11:11,291 --> 00:11:14,881 Yeah, your mother also thought there was no "P" in psychology. So... 223 00:11:14,915 --> 00:11:16,952 It's the principle of it. 224 00:11:16,986 --> 00:11:20,645 "Rex, real men don't hide behind silent letters." 225 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,267 It's not about that. What are you talking about-- 226 00:11:22,302 --> 00:11:25,098 Look at your name, where's the "H"? Spell your name, Sean. 227 00:11:25,132 --> 00:11:27,100 -S-E-A-N. -It's a gra-- 228 00:11:27,134 --> 00:11:28,964 Where's the "H"? 229 00:11:28,998 --> 00:11:31,311 -What are you talking about? -Why you talking about my mother anyway? She's dead. 230 00:11:31,345 --> 00:11:33,520 You know she's dead, and it's emotional for me. 231 00:11:33,554 --> 00:11:36,419 All right, my bad, dawg. I didn't mean nothing by that. 232 00:11:36,454 --> 00:11:38,387 -Really? -Yeah. We cool? 233 00:11:38,421 --> 00:11:39,975 -Yeah, man. -All right. 234 00:11:40,009 --> 00:11:42,943 -How'd your mother die again? -She died of pneumonia. 235 00:11:53,091 --> 00:11:55,300 SEAN: To make movies, you gotta to to L.A. 236 00:11:55,335 --> 00:11:59,580 I wanted to make movies, so I was off to L.A. to see my agent Paul. 237 00:11:59,615 --> 00:12:02,480 He was outta rehab and ready to roll. 238 00:12:03,067 --> 00:12:04,585 [WHISTLES] 239 00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:07,968 -MAN: Bright Boy! -To give you an idea of my trust level with Paul, 240 00:12:08,003 --> 00:12:11,420 he tried to take 25% commission on my first video gig, 241 00:12:11,454 --> 00:12:15,079 because he maintained he was both my agent and my manager. 242 00:12:15,113 --> 00:12:18,599 That aside, Paul somehow has a way of finding money people 243 00:12:18,634 --> 00:12:22,396 and that's what I was in L.A. to talk to him about. 244 00:12:22,431 --> 00:12:24,019 Come on, Bright Boy, let's go for a ride. 245 00:12:24,053 --> 00:12:26,193 No, we're not going for a ride, we're here for the money. 246 00:12:27,954 --> 00:12:30,059 -Did you just say money? -Yeah, I just said money. 247 00:12:30,094 --> 00:12:33,511 -You don't understand English? -You know a lot of information, don't you, Bright Boy? 248 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,685 That's why you call me Bright Boy. [CHUCKLES] 249 00:12:36,997 --> 00:12:38,999 Yeah, go ahead, kick it. It's not even mine. 250 00:12:39,034 --> 00:12:41,761 Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin your rental car for you? 251 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:44,315 Let me just shine that up for you right now, huh! 252 00:12:44,349 --> 00:12:46,524 -How about that, Bright Boy? You like that better? -Sick. 253 00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:52,806 Just take the freakin' money, all right? 254 00:12:52,841 --> 00:12:54,670 -Isn't that what you came here for? -Play it. 255 00:12:55,602 --> 00:12:57,949 -Play what? My fucking cock? -[LAUGHS] 256 00:12:57,984 --> 00:13:00,538 -You're funny today, aren't you?-Yeah, I am. Now, give it to me. 257 00:13:01,884 --> 00:13:03,817 That's gross. 258 00:13:03,852 --> 00:13:05,508 You got anything else you wanna add? 259 00:13:05,543 --> 00:13:06,924 No, just take that money to you know who. 260 00:13:06,958 --> 00:13:08,615 That's good, all right. You have a good day. 261 00:13:08,649 --> 00:13:10,859 Yeah, you too, all right. Take care. 262 00:13:10,893 --> 00:13:12,032 [MOUTHING] 263 00:13:12,515 --> 00:13:13,793 That guy's fucked. 264 00:13:19,108 --> 00:13:21,041 -Who was that? -Nobody. 265 00:13:21,076 --> 00:13:22,284 That's a fucking blonde guy. 266 00:13:22,318 --> 00:13:25,528 The fuck is my agent passing offa briefcase to a blonde guy 267 00:13:25,563 --> 00:13:27,599 in the L.A. river for? 268 00:13:27,634 --> 00:13:29,532 It's a recession, Sean, we all gotta do what we can. 269 00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:31,638 Come on, you aren't turning no square pants on me now, are you? 270 00:13:31,672 --> 00:13:33,674 I'm not your only client, am I? 271 00:13:33,709 --> 00:13:35,918 -It's a recession. -What, I just signed Shaq. 272 00:13:35,953 --> 00:13:37,782 I didn't know you repped athletes, Paul. 273 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,612 Like I always say, other avenues means other money. 274 00:13:40,647 --> 00:13:42,891 That's what I came to talk about. Other money, yeah. 275 00:13:42,925 --> 00:13:44,616 Well, Bad Boy was very happy by the way. 276 00:13:44,651 --> 00:13:46,239 You really knocked him out with that last one. 277 00:13:46,273 --> 00:13:48,966 And, just between you and me, they sent you over a case of Cristal. 278 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:52,141 -Which I may have misplaced... -No, don't worry about the Cristal. 279 00:13:52,176 --> 00:13:53,625 I got cases everywhere, man. 280 00:13:53,660 --> 00:13:57,422 I'm talking about stepping up to the next level. 281 00:13:57,457 --> 00:13:59,390 I'll be honest with you, Sean. 282 00:13:59,424 --> 00:14:01,806 -You really pissed a lot of people off over this last year. -Get the fuck outta here. 283 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,533 You know, signing on to deals and then backing outta them. 284 00:14:04,567 --> 00:14:07,570 You know, turning down offers that were extraordinary and generous. 285 00:14:07,605 --> 00:14:09,572 -Like what? -Like what? 286 00:14:09,607 --> 00:14:11,643 Like Black Jetsons. Are you kidding me? 287 00:14:11,678 --> 00:14:14,198 Weinstein practically offered a night with his wife for you to hone that. 288 00:14:14,232 --> 00:14:15,302 They had Samuel L. as George. 289 00:14:15,337 --> 00:14:17,546 I didn't think the script was funny, P. 290 00:14:17,580 --> 00:14:19,444 What's funnier than black people in the future? 291 00:14:19,479 --> 00:14:20,894 [SIGHS] 292 00:14:22,378 --> 00:14:24,553 What about Ghetto Munsters? 293 00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:26,589 Yeah. 294 00:14:26,624 --> 00:14:28,902 Ving Rhames is Freddy Munster. 295 00:14:28,937 --> 00:14:30,904 Ah, Benny Boom just signed on to that one. 296 00:14:30,939 --> 00:14:32,319 He's just gonna make a freaking mint. 297 00:14:32,354 --> 00:14:34,080 -And probably fuck Weinstein's wife. -So, I'm fucked? 298 00:14:34,114 --> 00:14:36,876 I can forget it, huh? No movie business for me. 299 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:39,533 Look at me. Look at me, Sean. 300 00:14:39,568 --> 00:14:40,983 What am I doing here, huh? 301 00:14:41,018 --> 00:14:43,399 Am I hustling cock, or am I hustling cash, huh? 302 00:14:43,434 --> 00:14:44,573 [SCOFFS] 303 00:14:44,607 --> 00:14:46,126 You're never entirely fucked. 304 00:14:46,161 --> 00:14:48,784 You're my client, which means you have options. 305 00:14:48,818 --> 00:14:50,959 I like my options like I like my bowel movements. 306 00:14:50,993 --> 00:14:52,926 -Nice and solid. -Ah, cut the shit, P, 307 00:14:52,961 --> 00:14:55,308 so what do you have for me? What do you have, Paul? 308 00:14:55,342 --> 00:14:57,172 Okay, remember Frank Steiner? 309 00:14:57,206 --> 00:14:58,898 Who the fuck is Frank Steiner? 310 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:01,141 He has been after you for a while, man. 311 00:15:01,176 --> 00:15:02,729 I'm serious. Like... 312 00:15:02,763 --> 00:15:04,144 It's all straight to DVD. 313 00:15:04,179 --> 00:15:05,732 It's usually some vehicle for a rapper who thinks he can act. 314 00:15:05,766 --> 00:15:08,666 -He's got something in the works, and... -[EXHALES] 315 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:10,564 -he wants to attach you for... -Why me? 316 00:15:10,599 --> 00:15:11,772 -Why you? -Yeah. 317 00:15:11,807 --> 00:15:13,222 What are you, a cripple fucking figure skater? 318 00:15:13,257 --> 00:15:15,915 Take a fucking meeting, man. Astonish him. 319 00:15:17,571 --> 00:15:20,022 Hmm, all right. 320 00:15:20,057 --> 00:15:22,438 -Appreciate it, Paul. I'll take the meeting. -All right. 321 00:15:22,473 --> 00:15:24,578 I'll set you up with something next week. 322 00:15:24,613 --> 00:15:26,442 Now, congratulations, Sean. 323 00:15:26,477 --> 00:15:28,582 You know, if you play your cards right, 324 00:15:28,617 --> 00:15:31,827 you're really as good as gold, basically. 325 00:15:31,861 --> 00:15:33,967 Now, let's go get some freaking Chinese. 326 00:15:34,002 --> 00:15:36,521 I'm fucking starving. I haven't eaten anything since this morning. 327 00:15:36,556 --> 00:15:37,764 What'd you eat? 328 00:15:37,798 --> 00:15:39,455 Same thing as I always have. 329 00:15:39,490 --> 00:15:41,492 Stripper fucking ass. [CHUCKLES] 330 00:15:41,526 --> 00:15:43,528 Oh, let's take your car, fucker. 331 00:15:43,563 --> 00:15:45,979 Mine's stolen... from a priest. 332 00:15:50,052 --> 00:15:52,330 You don't get second chances in this business. 333 00:15:52,365 --> 00:15:53,676 One, and done. 334 00:15:53,711 --> 00:15:55,747 You got one shot at a first impression, 335 00:15:55,782 --> 00:15:58,164 to sell yourself, to say this is what I've got. 336 00:15:58,198 --> 00:15:59,130 Love me or hate me. 337 00:15:59,165 --> 00:16:01,305 Love me or hate me, Lady Sovereign says. 338 00:16:01,339 --> 00:16:02,582 That's the question. 339 00:16:02,616 --> 00:16:04,825 That's how Rex and I approach it all the time. I mean, 340 00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:07,414 we pitch everywhere, you name it, Universal, 341 00:16:07,449 --> 00:16:11,418 -Disney, R.O.A.D... -Paramount, the Weinstein's, Fox. 342 00:16:12,074 --> 00:16:13,765 The Weinsteins? 343 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,767 Nah, don't remember that one, Rex. 344 00:16:15,802 --> 00:16:18,253 When did we meet with the Weinsteins? 345 00:16:18,287 --> 00:16:19,979 Don't act like you don't understand the question. 346 00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:22,015 When did we meet with the Weinsteins? 347 00:16:23,154 --> 00:16:26,019 Yo, you had a meeting without me, man? 348 00:16:26,054 --> 00:16:29,574 That's fucked up! Who'd you meet with, Bob or Harvey? 349 00:16:29,609 --> 00:16:31,404 -I met with Rick! -Rick? 350 00:16:31,438 --> 00:16:32,853 -Rick! -Ain't no fucking Rick! 351 00:16:32,888 --> 00:16:34,614 Rick Weinstein and don't act like you don't know who he is. 352 00:16:34,648 --> 00:16:35,925 There ain't no Rick Weinstein. 353 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,720 They ain't the fucking Baldwins. 354 00:16:37,755 --> 00:16:39,964 It's Bob, Harvey. It's two brothers, 355 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,000 that's it! 356 00:16:43,761 --> 00:16:46,005 So, why the fuck did he ask me for gratuity? 357 00:16:51,217 --> 00:16:53,357 SEAN: There's gold, and there's fool's gold. 358 00:16:53,391 --> 00:16:56,808 And then there's the direct to DVD vehicle for a rap star. 359 00:16:56,843 --> 00:16:58,914 There is nothing more treacherous. 360 00:16:58,948 --> 00:17:00,985 It'll chew you up and spit you out, 361 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,781 and before you know it, you're right back where you started. 362 00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:05,679 It's like a game of Chutes and Ladders. 363 00:17:05,714 --> 00:17:07,785 Just when you think you're moving ahead, 364 00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:09,787 bam! Down for the count. 365 00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:11,823 But the thing about showbiz is, 366 00:17:11,858 --> 00:17:15,344 you never say no to an offer. 367 00:17:15,379 --> 00:17:18,830 -You Frank? -Are you asking me or telling me? 368 00:17:18,865 --> 00:17:20,522 Asking. I mean... 369 00:17:20,556 --> 00:17:23,663 What you mean will be determined by... 370 00:17:23,697 --> 00:17:25,527 -[COUGHING] -Jesus Christ! 371 00:17:25,561 --> 00:17:28,219 What the fuck? Holy shit! 372 00:17:28,254 --> 00:17:29,703 Are you okay? 373 00:17:29,738 --> 00:17:31,947 No, I'm not okay. 374 00:17:31,981 --> 00:17:36,296 [GASPS] I can't walk and I cough up blood all day. 375 00:17:36,331 --> 00:17:37,815 Jesus. 376 00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:41,163 Yet, the best doctors money can buy 377 00:17:41,198 --> 00:17:44,132 tell me there's absolutely nothing wrong with me. 378 00:17:44,408 --> 00:17:45,788 Shit. 379 00:17:46,306 --> 00:17:48,619 You like the view? 380 00:17:48,653 --> 00:17:51,484 -Nice, I guess. -[FRANK GROANS] 381 00:17:51,518 --> 00:17:55,350 You know, eight men died during the construction of that building. 382 00:17:55,384 --> 00:17:57,835 -Was it worth it? -What? 383 00:17:57,869 --> 00:18:00,148 It's simple question, Sean. 384 00:18:00,182 --> 00:18:02,840 Was that building worth eight lives? 385 00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:04,773 I guess not. That's a... 386 00:18:04,807 --> 00:18:06,499 lot of people, right? 387 00:18:06,533 --> 00:18:08,466 What would you die for? 388 00:18:09,226 --> 00:18:12,953 Money? Power? Love? 389 00:18:12,988 --> 00:18:15,922 -I don't know. -Don't answer right away, think about it. 390 00:18:15,956 --> 00:18:17,855 We'll come back to it later. 391 00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:22,929 I come up here from time to time just to brood. 392 00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:27,140 Push me over there, I'll tell you about this film. 393 00:18:28,003 --> 00:18:30,109 -No, push me. -What? 394 00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:32,145 Push me! Push me over there. 395 00:18:32,180 --> 00:18:34,803 -I'll tell you about the film. -Are you fucking serious? 396 00:18:35,286 --> 00:18:37,564 [BOTH EXHALE] 397 00:18:38,255 --> 00:18:39,946 Push me. 398 00:18:43,191 --> 00:18:46,090 I want this film to be avant-garde. 399 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,128 Funny, but in a sad kinda way. 400 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:52,545 It should be fast cut, but slow paced. 401 00:18:52,579 --> 00:18:55,582 Warm, yet cold and unfeeling. 402 00:18:55,617 --> 00:18:57,412 And there should be a gay element. 403 00:18:57,446 --> 00:19:01,243 A mixed couple with a cute little mocha baby. 404 00:19:01,278 --> 00:19:04,867 Strong characters that break down crying. 405 00:19:04,902 --> 00:19:06,628 And I'm directing this? 406 00:19:06,662 --> 00:19:08,871 I worked with lots of directors, Sean. 407 00:19:08,906 --> 00:19:11,426 It's like training a deaf dog. 408 00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:13,669 We're a rare breed. 409 00:19:13,704 --> 00:19:16,948 Yeah, a bunch of fat little babies with dirty diapers. 410 00:19:16,983 --> 00:19:19,848 Ha! But I love you all. [CHUCKLES] 411 00:19:19,882 --> 00:19:22,402 -I can't help myself. -Mmm-hmm. 412 00:19:22,437 --> 00:19:27,407 My last relationship ended because of a sexual problem. 413 00:19:27,442 --> 00:19:29,444 Relationships can be hard. 414 00:19:29,478 --> 00:19:32,274 Oh, you're sensitive. 415 00:19:32,861 --> 00:19:34,759 Are you sensitive? 416 00:19:34,794 --> 00:19:36,485 You sensitive, Sean? 417 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:37,521 Kiss me. 418 00:19:38,867 --> 00:19:40,248 -Gimme a kiss, Sean. -No. 419 00:19:40,282 --> 00:19:42,250 -Kiss me! -Get the fuck outta here. 420 00:19:42,284 --> 00:19:44,873 -Fucking kiss me, goddammit. -[SCOFFS] 421 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,222 You're not that sensitive, are you? 422 00:19:49,257 --> 00:19:51,259 Just pitch me the film, Frank. 423 00:19:53,295 --> 00:19:55,780 It's a vehicle from Mauler Brawler. 424 00:19:55,815 --> 00:19:57,230 I'd love to read the script. 425 00:19:57,265 --> 00:20:00,268 There's no script. These are rappers, they rap. 426 00:20:00,302 --> 00:20:01,338 They're rappers. 427 00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:04,548 -We shoot in a week. -So soon? 428 00:20:04,582 --> 00:20:05,549 Damn! 429 00:20:06,274 --> 00:20:08,103 My investor is 430 00:20:08,137 --> 00:20:12,349 a prince from the far away continent of Asia. 431 00:20:12,383 --> 00:20:16,422 And he's very interested in your friend Rex Rexroth. 432 00:20:16,456 --> 00:20:19,114 -[SIGHS] -That's why I brought you here today. 433 00:20:19,148 --> 00:20:22,876 You're hiring me because some Asian prince is into my boy Rex? 434 00:20:22,911 --> 00:20:28,088 He won't give up the funds unless he's introduced to Rex Rexroth. 435 00:20:28,123 --> 00:20:32,092 So I have to put Rex and some Asian prince together 436 00:20:32,127 --> 00:20:34,785 in order to get your money and my job? 437 00:20:34,819 --> 00:20:37,028 How am I supposed to do that? 438 00:20:39,686 --> 00:20:42,033 Delicately, Sean. 439 00:20:42,724 --> 00:20:45,278 Very delicately. 440 00:20:46,969 --> 00:20:48,247 Anything else? 441 00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:50,939 Yes, my daughter is cast in this film, 442 00:20:50,973 --> 00:20:52,527 so treat her with respect. 443 00:20:52,561 --> 00:20:55,737 Remember when I asked you what was worth dying for? 444 00:20:55,771 --> 00:20:57,670 Well, this thing to me is my daughter. 445 00:20:57,704 --> 00:20:59,982 And I will also kill for her! 446 00:21:00,017 --> 00:21:03,262 So, you keep that in mind and watch your ass. 447 00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:06,886 There's some very powerful elements at play here. 448 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:11,960 Now, I want you to go make mea straight to video masterpiece,Sean. 449 00:21:13,893 --> 00:21:16,965 Get some faces for the box! 450 00:21:16,999 --> 00:21:20,796 SEAN: I said yes to a movie with a star attachment, but without a script, 451 00:21:20,831 --> 00:21:24,421 a plot, or a clue, with seven days to production. 452 00:21:24,455 --> 00:21:28,148 So, by industry standard, I was ahead of the game. 453 00:21:28,183 --> 00:21:31,428 But, if this was gonna work, first I had to hear the pitch. 454 00:21:31,462 --> 00:21:34,465 I'm naturally suspicious of people with names that rhyme. 455 00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:37,399 Despite that, I went to take a meeting with Mauler Brawler. 456 00:21:37,434 --> 00:21:40,229 BRAWLER: It's conceptual. Kinda like a math movie. 457 00:21:40,264 --> 00:21:42,853 See, I've been working non-stop since I got outta lockup. 458 00:21:42,887 --> 00:21:47,236 I'm recording 24 hours a day, plus I got this movie shit all worked out in my head. 459 00:21:47,271 --> 00:21:49,722 That's why I only write on blank notebooks, 'cause 460 00:21:49,756 --> 00:21:53,104 if there's something already on the page, how you gonna do something that's new? 461 00:21:53,139 --> 00:21:55,314 It's kinda like writing with invisible ink. 462 00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:57,350 Seeing some shit that only I can see. 463 00:21:59,214 --> 00:22:01,837 -Y'all feeling me? -What the name of this movie? 464 00:22:01,872 --> 00:22:03,183 Nighttime Vultures. 465 00:22:03,218 --> 00:22:05,876 The Nighttime Vultures! 466 00:22:05,910 --> 00:22:07,947 I'm about to make millions. 467 00:22:07,981 --> 00:22:10,294 Cha-ching! 468 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:13,642 Let's say... let's say you just get out of the pen, right? 469 00:22:13,677 --> 00:22:16,404 And your man across the street, he wearing a cane... 470 00:22:16,438 --> 00:22:18,889 and he like, "Yo, where's my money?" 471 00:22:18,923 --> 00:22:20,856 Is that the Nighttime Vultures? 472 00:22:20,891 --> 00:22:24,929 Or, or, or... Even better, you gotta jet over to your grandmother's crib 473 00:22:24,964 --> 00:22:26,310 and you go and look under the mattress, 474 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,588 and you see that the work and the product is all gone. 475 00:22:28,623 --> 00:22:31,004 Could that be the Nighttime Vultures? That's impossible. 476 00:22:31,039 --> 00:22:33,075 -MAN: Impossible. -Or... 477 00:22:33,110 --> 00:22:34,283 Even better than that, 478 00:22:34,318 --> 00:22:36,009 you're eating some Fritto-Lays or something, 479 00:22:36,044 --> 00:22:37,666 and your man got something caught in his eye, 480 00:22:37,701 --> 00:22:39,703 or either he winking at you or something like that. 481 00:22:39,737 --> 00:22:42,809 Could that be the Nighttime Vultures? Could it be? 482 00:22:42,844 --> 00:22:45,122 Check it out. Check it out. 483 00:22:45,156 --> 00:22:47,745 How about, you got a girl, 484 00:22:47,780 --> 00:22:49,368 bring her back to the house, 485 00:22:50,748 --> 00:22:52,336 but you got no condom. 486 00:22:53,786 --> 00:22:55,788 -[SIGHS] -Nighttime Vultures. 487 00:22:57,893 --> 00:23:01,103 [EXHALES] Yeah, I get it. 488 00:23:01,138 --> 00:23:03,658 Just like, what I'm about to do right now is, 489 00:23:03,692 --> 00:23:06,833 check the Nighttime Vultures in the bathroom, 490 00:23:06,868 --> 00:23:09,180 and I'mma be right back. 491 00:23:10,147 --> 00:23:12,460 Rex, shit sounds amazing. 492 00:23:12,494 --> 00:23:13,737 [SCOFFS] 493 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:19,570 Where this punk ass nigga from? 494 00:23:20,951 --> 00:23:25,334 -He's a Nighttime Vulture! -Whoa! Whoa. Whoa. Back there, daddy. 495 00:23:25,369 --> 00:23:27,336 You moving too fast, man, you're a little too jumpy. 496 00:23:27,371 --> 00:23:30,063 'Cause I'm a Nighttime Vulture. 497 00:23:30,098 --> 00:23:32,790 -Putting our phones... -[EXHALES] 498 00:23:35,931 --> 00:23:37,830 Where did my life go? 499 00:23:37,864 --> 00:23:39,797 The Nighttime Vultures. 500 00:23:39,832 --> 00:23:43,974 -You wanna get the shit slapped outta you? -No! 501 00:23:44,008 --> 00:23:46,425 SEAN: Now we had to make sure we had our money. 502 00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:49,773 To do that, Rex had to meet the prince's handlers. 503 00:23:51,499 --> 00:23:52,672 [COUGHS] 504 00:23:55,399 --> 00:23:59,403 -Gentlemen. -On behalf of Prince... 505 00:23:59,955 --> 00:24:02,268 Mahavalijikorn, 506 00:24:02,302 --> 00:24:05,236 we would like to welcome you to his home. 507 00:24:05,271 --> 00:24:09,551 The prince purchased this placea few years ago in hopes ofbreaking into the film business. 508 00:24:09,586 --> 00:24:11,622 Who's that? 509 00:24:11,657 --> 00:24:13,797 Prince Mahavalijikorn 510 00:24:13,831 --> 00:24:18,836 is a very, very big fan of yours, Mr. Rexroth. 511 00:24:18,871 --> 00:24:23,600 And he is excruciatingly interested 512 00:24:23,634 --> 00:24:26,534 in getting behind you 513 00:24:26,568 --> 00:24:27,673 and your film. 514 00:24:27,707 --> 00:24:30,607 However, in the tradition of royal tasters, 515 00:24:30,641 --> 00:24:35,232 nothing passes to the prince's lips before it passes through ours. 516 00:24:35,266 --> 00:24:36,992 What the hell are you ladies talking about? 517 00:24:37,027 --> 00:24:39,478 In other words, 518 00:24:39,512 --> 00:24:44,517 Rex's project is of the utmost interest to our master. 519 00:24:44,552 --> 00:24:45,622 It's my project. 520 00:24:45,656 --> 00:24:48,659 You are of no concern to Price Mahavalijikorn. 521 00:24:48,694 --> 00:24:50,730 Rex is what we want. 522 00:24:50,765 --> 00:24:53,526 REX: Sean, can you please tell me what the fuck they're talking about? 523 00:24:53,561 --> 00:24:55,942 SEAN: Dawg, I don't know, but handle that. 524 00:24:55,977 --> 00:24:57,426 REX: Are you fucking kidding me? 525 00:24:57,461 --> 00:25:00,775 The prince would like to know you in the Biblical sense. 526 00:25:00,809 --> 00:25:02,086 I don't go to church. 527 00:25:02,121 --> 00:25:05,504 There's an old proverb in our Lord's land, 528 00:25:06,574 --> 00:25:10,163 "If thou aren't riding stallion, 529 00:25:10,198 --> 00:25:12,856 "that the stallion fucks... 530 00:25:12,890 --> 00:25:16,618 "grip on with thou thighs tighter, 531 00:25:16,653 --> 00:25:19,932 "and strike him about... [WHISPERS, INAUDIBLE] 532 00:25:19,966 --> 00:25:22,486 "until he submits to your will." 533 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,281 Holy shit. 534 00:25:24,315 --> 00:25:26,041 REX: Dude, I think I wanna go home. 535 00:25:26,076 --> 00:25:29,286 The prince is prepared to transfer funds into any account of your choosing. 536 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,944 As soon as the product is deemed 537 00:25:32,669 --> 00:25:34,740 "road-worthy." 538 00:25:34,774 --> 00:25:37,915 -SEAN: Don't you wanna see a script? -We don't need a script. 539 00:25:37,950 --> 00:25:39,607 Francine is psychic. 540 00:25:39,641 --> 00:25:43,542 She studied with the great Tulukadar of Studio City. 541 00:25:43,576 --> 00:25:45,854 -I don't believe in no damn psychics. -[GASPS] 542 00:25:47,131 --> 00:25:50,100 You are in love, stupid. 543 00:25:50,134 --> 00:25:52,378 Only the woman that you love 544 00:25:53,275 --> 00:25:55,761 -is not in love with you. -Connie? 545 00:25:58,936 --> 00:26:01,525 [GASPING] 546 00:26:02,181 --> 00:26:03,769 She is yearning... 547 00:26:04,873 --> 00:26:06,426 for a man... 548 00:26:06,979 --> 00:26:08,946 with a donkey dick. 549 00:26:10,430 --> 00:26:12,709 The man with the donkey dick 550 00:26:13,641 --> 00:26:15,263 is her... 551 00:26:16,298 --> 00:26:18,128 once... 552 00:26:18,162 --> 00:26:20,268 and future lover. 553 00:26:23,754 --> 00:26:26,136 SEAN: Sometimes you just need to say all that stuff 554 00:26:26,170 --> 00:26:27,827 that's been left unsaid in a relationship, 555 00:26:27,862 --> 00:26:29,691 to get everything out in the open. 556 00:26:29,726 --> 00:26:33,522 Generally speaking, this will lead to an immediate end to the relationship. 557 00:26:33,557 --> 00:26:35,732 Honesty isn't the best policy. 558 00:26:35,766 --> 00:26:39,598 Ironically, whoever said that was clearly lying. 559 00:26:39,632 --> 00:26:42,531 But if you love someone, it's still worth a shot. 560 00:26:42,566 --> 00:26:45,604 So, Connie and I went back to the place where we first met 561 00:26:45,638 --> 00:26:47,295 for a little one on one time. 562 00:26:47,329 --> 00:26:48,883 CONNIE: What's wrong, baby? 563 00:26:48,917 --> 00:26:50,229 SEAN: It's this job. 564 00:26:50,263 --> 00:26:52,783 I'm not to sure if I'll be able to do it. 565 00:26:56,304 --> 00:26:59,307 -CONNIE: Who's the star? -This dude Brawler. 566 00:27:00,998 --> 00:27:03,414 [COUGHING] 567 00:27:03,449 --> 00:27:06,176 Hey, what the fuck, are you choking? 568 00:27:06,210 --> 00:27:08,972 -Are you choking? -Wait, dude, I got a hold of this right now. 569 00:27:09,006 --> 00:27:11,630 [OVERLAPPING VOICES] 570 00:27:11,664 --> 00:27:15,357 -She's choking! -[INDISTINCT] 571 00:27:15,392 --> 00:27:17,670 -You gotta think about the robots... -Oh! 572 00:27:17,705 --> 00:27:19,983 Shit. Get outta here, you dumb shit. 573 00:27:20,017 --> 00:27:21,363 Need to help her get outta there! 574 00:27:21,398 --> 00:27:23,642 ...pork, cheese and bacon. 575 00:27:24,332 --> 00:27:26,714 Babe, damn. 576 00:27:26,748 --> 00:27:28,129 You okay? 577 00:27:28,163 --> 00:27:29,751 All right, sit down for a minute. 578 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,029 Relax. Relax. 579 00:27:32,064 --> 00:27:34,514 Oh, shit. 580 00:27:34,549 --> 00:27:37,448 Said Brawler's name and you had a heart attack. Damn! 581 00:27:38,139 --> 00:27:40,244 What's going on? 582 00:27:40,279 --> 00:27:41,832 The gum must have been too strong. 583 00:27:41,867 --> 00:27:43,316 The gum? 584 00:27:43,351 --> 00:27:45,491 Must have been too strong? 585 00:27:45,525 --> 00:27:48,080 Nah, looks like Brawler must have been too strong. 586 00:27:48,114 --> 00:27:49,944 What's going on, Connie? 587 00:27:51,048 --> 00:27:52,015 What you mean, what's going on? 588 00:27:52,049 --> 00:27:53,637 You heard what I said. You fucking Brawler? 589 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:56,122 -No! What are you talking about? -Don't be lying to me. 590 00:27:56,157 --> 00:27:57,745 I'll punch his ass. 591 00:27:57,779 --> 00:27:59,608 I'm not lying! Yo, you trippin'. 592 00:27:59,643 --> 00:28:02,370 Oh, I'm trippin'? Huh? So, you gonna just play me now? 593 00:28:02,404 --> 00:28:04,027 I'm... [MUMBLING] 594 00:28:04,061 --> 00:28:06,201 Is you fucking that dude? 595 00:28:06,236 --> 00:28:08,100 You fucking him? 596 00:28:08,134 --> 00:28:10,171 -No! -Then what's going on? 597 00:28:10,205 --> 00:28:12,794 SEAN: There's a point of no return in a relationship. 598 00:28:12,829 --> 00:28:15,935 There's that moment when you see the real person you're with, 599 00:28:15,970 --> 00:28:18,351 you know, not the performance, the show. 600 00:28:18,386 --> 00:28:22,114 The performance is great. The performance can last months, even years, 601 00:28:22,148 --> 00:28:25,427 but at a certain point, one of two things happen. 602 00:28:25,462 --> 00:28:28,361 Scenario one, your star runs out of material 603 00:28:28,396 --> 00:28:32,089 and you realize that all she had was a strong script that goes nowhere. 604 00:28:32,124 --> 00:28:36,162 Scenario two is worse. You find out it's a strong script, 605 00:28:36,197 --> 00:28:38,406 with a surprise ending. 606 00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,753 Fuck! Chuck, can we go again? Just roll it back. 607 00:28:40,788 --> 00:28:42,099 -[MUSIC PLAYS] -Now at Chumley's, 608 00:28:42,134 --> 00:28:44,308 you can two burgers for the price of a milkshake. 609 00:28:44,343 --> 00:28:46,552 Starting Monday, children eat fucking free, 610 00:28:46,586 --> 00:28:49,072 -'cause this copy sucks. Come on, dude. -[MUSIC STOPS] 611 00:28:49,106 --> 00:28:51,384 -Bitch-ass. Come on. Again. Let's roll it again. -[MUSIC PLAYS] 612 00:28:51,419 --> 00:28:55,112 Now at Chumley's, you can get two can get two burgers for the price of the milkshake. 613 00:28:55,147 --> 00:28:57,908 Starting Monday, dirty Mexican children eat free! 614 00:28:57,943 --> 00:29:00,221 -Only at Chumley's. -REX: There he is. 615 00:29:00,255 --> 00:29:01,912 -Go work your magic. -Are you serious? 616 00:29:01,947 --> 00:29:04,156 -Does it look like I'm kidding? -Yeah, kinda. 617 00:29:04,190 --> 00:29:07,849 The way your lip curls when you talk, I can't tell if you smiling or what. 618 00:29:09,471 --> 00:29:12,198 -BOTH: Brawler. Brawler. -Yo, wake up, Brawler. 619 00:29:14,614 --> 00:29:16,064 Who y'all niggas, man? 620 00:29:17,445 --> 00:29:20,034 -Come on. -SEAN: Ah! This ain't Brawler! 621 00:29:20,068 --> 00:29:23,658 See man! Oh, my bad, P, all right. We looking for Brawler. 622 00:29:23,692 --> 00:29:25,315 Do I know you from somewhere or something, man? 623 00:29:25,349 --> 00:29:27,593 -Why you bothering the fool, man? -It's your fault, man. 624 00:29:27,627 --> 00:29:30,354 -Yo, you wanna do a movie? -You gotta be kiddin' me. 625 00:29:30,389 --> 00:29:32,598 [MUMBLING] 626 00:29:32,632 --> 00:29:35,704 Now at Chumley's, you can get two... 627 00:29:35,739 --> 00:29:39,053 Now at Chumley's, you can get... Whoa! Whoa! Hold on! 628 00:29:39,087 --> 00:29:40,813 These people, they are not supposed to be here. 629 00:29:40,848 --> 00:29:42,573 You understand? These people, they are not supposed to be here. 630 00:29:42,608 --> 00:29:44,990 -You're like a young Osama. -I'm sorry, you are not supposed to be here. 631 00:29:45,024 --> 00:29:47,406 Listen, I'm actor. I'm looking for Mauler Brawler. 632 00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:48,890 -Who's Mauler... -Where's Mauler Brawler? 633 00:29:48,925 --> 00:29:51,134 -The dude I'm looking for. -No, this is a Chumley's spot. 634 00:29:51,168 --> 00:29:54,240 Are you guys the writers? Get the fuck outta here, man! 635 00:29:54,275 --> 00:29:55,552 Come on. 636 00:29:55,586 --> 00:29:58,486 Come on. There's too many black people already. 637 00:29:59,763 --> 00:30:02,007 ♪ Shock collar Baby, it's the Brawler 638 00:30:02,041 --> 00:30:04,803 ♪ Catch me in the Maybach creeping with crawler 639 00:30:04,837 --> 00:30:07,598 ♪ Crystal drinking Look at me, I'm ballin' 640 00:30:07,633 --> 00:30:10,360 Dude, we got in... [WHOOPS] 641 00:30:10,394 --> 00:30:12,327 ♪ Connie, gimme what I need 642 00:30:12,362 --> 00:30:14,847 ♪ I fucked Connie I fucked Connie 643 00:30:14,882 --> 00:30:16,849 ♪ Shh, I won't tell nobody 644 00:30:16,884 --> 00:30:18,161 Go, Brawler! 645 00:30:18,195 --> 00:30:20,232 Yo, he can't say that shit. 646 00:30:20,266 --> 00:30:23,649 ♪ I can say what I want and I love that bitch ♪ 647 00:30:23,683 --> 00:30:26,755 Yo, no, listen. He talking about Connie. 648 00:30:30,759 --> 00:30:32,451 You can't say that shit. 649 00:30:32,485 --> 00:30:34,625 -What? -Are you singing about my girl? 650 00:30:34,660 --> 00:30:36,075 Pretty much. More or less, why? 651 00:30:36,110 --> 00:30:39,147 SEAN: Connie hadn't mentioned no fling with Mauler. 652 00:30:39,182 --> 00:30:40,631 That was the worst part. 653 00:30:40,666 --> 00:30:43,393 It's one thing when some player makes the list. That's bad. 654 00:30:43,427 --> 00:30:46,879 But the one you gotta worry about is the one who don't make the list. 655 00:30:46,914 --> 00:30:49,399 Yo, come here... 656 00:30:49,433 --> 00:30:51,504 Connie and I were over again. 657 00:30:51,539 --> 00:30:53,506 Calm down. Listen, 658 00:30:53,541 --> 00:30:56,958 I'll each give you a piece of fried chicken if you let me finish my Chumley's commercial. 659 00:30:58,787 --> 00:31:01,135 But I didn't have time to worry about that. 660 00:31:01,169 --> 00:31:02,239 The film was green lit. 661 00:31:02,274 --> 00:31:04,207 -Is this white boy dead? -Mmm-hmm. 662 00:31:04,241 --> 00:31:06,830 Where that chicken at, Nigga? 663 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:09,384 -Yeah. -You got some money? 664 00:31:09,419 --> 00:31:14,113 SEAN: We had gotten our first check and Rex was holed up at the Saint Regis Hotel, 665 00:31:14,148 --> 00:31:16,875 -enjoying inappropriate contract rider. -Yes, daddy! 666 00:31:16,909 --> 00:31:18,635 Give it to me. Gimme that cock, Rex. 667 00:31:18,669 --> 00:31:19,705 [SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 668 00:31:19,739 --> 00:31:21,189 [WOMAN SPEAKING RUSSIAN] 669 00:31:21,224 --> 00:31:22,604 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 670 00:31:31,303 --> 00:31:33,167 Isn't this Rex's room? 671 00:31:33,201 --> 00:31:34,927 -Who are you? -[CONTINUES SPEAKING RUSSIAN] 672 00:31:37,378 --> 00:31:38,897 -What, do you have money? -What? 673 00:31:38,931 --> 00:31:40,622 You have money? Sit the fuck down. 674 00:31:40,657 --> 00:31:41,727 Sit the fuck down. 675 00:31:41,761 --> 00:31:43,936 [CONTINUES SPEAKING RUSSIAN] 676 00:31:43,971 --> 00:31:45,213 Where's Rex at? 677 00:31:45,248 --> 00:31:46,870 [WOMAN MOANING] 678 00:31:47,664 --> 00:31:49,942 -[MOANING] -Saki. Saki. Saki. 679 00:31:53,566 --> 00:31:55,120 [YAWNS] 680 00:31:55,154 --> 00:31:56,811 Oh, what the fuck? 681 00:31:56,845 --> 00:31:59,262 [MOANING CONTINUES] 682 00:31:59,814 --> 00:32:02,161 Rex, you got a minute? 683 00:32:02,196 --> 00:32:03,611 REX: Oh, Saki! 684 00:32:06,096 --> 00:32:07,511 SEAN: I really need to talk to you. 685 00:32:07,546 --> 00:32:10,514 Sean, you sick fuck! Where you been all day? 686 00:32:10,549 --> 00:32:11,722 I was calling you. 687 00:32:11,757 --> 00:32:13,655 Listen, come say hi to Diane. 688 00:32:13,690 --> 00:32:15,002 Rex, I'm serious! 689 00:32:15,036 --> 00:32:17,211 -[DIANE CHUCKLES] -Come on, man. 690 00:32:21,042 --> 00:32:23,872 You know what? You two do what you do best. 691 00:32:23,907 --> 00:32:25,702 I'll be back in two seconds. 692 00:32:29,637 --> 00:32:31,880 Come here, man. Come here. 693 00:32:31,915 --> 00:32:35,367 You're fucking shit up! I got two hot bitches in there, 694 00:32:35,401 --> 00:32:38,128 and there's no way I'm gonna let you come in here... 695 00:32:38,163 --> 00:32:40,855 -Can we talk? -I gotta take a piss. 696 00:32:40,889 --> 00:32:43,720 I'm fucking drunk. This Cristal goes straight to my balls. 697 00:32:43,754 --> 00:32:46,550 I'm about to piss like Seabiscuit. 698 00:32:46,585 --> 00:32:48,518 [SCOFFS] 699 00:32:48,552 --> 00:32:53,074 SEAN: If it's one thing the royal handlers didn't need psychic powers to figure out, 700 00:32:53,109 --> 00:32:56,560 is that the way to Rex's heart was through the bedroom. 701 00:32:56,595 --> 00:32:58,148 Um-mm-mm. 702 00:33:04,396 --> 00:33:06,846 Hey. Don't I know you? 703 00:33:07,226 --> 00:33:08,400 Mm-mm. 704 00:33:08,434 --> 00:33:10,954 I sucked your dick on the set of that Mariah video. 705 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:14,268 You know, Brooklyn stages. You paid my rent that month. 706 00:33:16,270 --> 00:33:19,514 I do porn now. You wanna see how big my ass has gotten? 707 00:33:19,549 --> 00:33:22,310 Oh! Come on! No. 708 00:33:23,829 --> 00:33:26,797 -The fuck is next? A midget? -The midget left already. 709 00:33:29,490 --> 00:33:31,423 Oh, shit. What the fuck? 710 00:33:32,527 --> 00:33:34,909 -[REX GASPS] -Yo. 711 00:33:34,943 --> 00:33:36,635 I just wanted to own... 712 00:33:36,669 --> 00:33:39,948 -Oh, shit! -I just wanted to say... 713 00:33:39,983 --> 00:33:42,848 You know what's good about getting your dick sucked? 714 00:33:42,882 --> 00:33:45,851 It's like your dick is connected to your whole body, 715 00:33:45,885 --> 00:33:48,026 and like, when your dick is relaxed, 716 00:33:48,060 --> 00:33:50,407 you brain, your mind, your soul... 717 00:33:50,442 --> 00:33:52,892 -Yeah, I can see the benefits. -WOMAN: Okay, Rex, 718 00:33:52,927 --> 00:33:54,722 you have an interview in 20 minutes. 719 00:33:54,756 --> 00:33:57,897 Your lady friends, they don't have to go home, but they can't stay here. 720 00:33:57,932 --> 00:34:01,073 And why the fuck was there bloodin my oatmeal this morning? 721 00:34:01,108 --> 00:34:04,007 Someone better tell that Chinese motherfucking spare rib 722 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,354 that I am not a witch. Got it? 723 00:34:06,389 --> 00:34:08,667 SEAN: Our manager Audrey is always on top of things. 724 00:34:08,701 --> 00:34:11,808 Unfortunately she represents mostly clown performers. 725 00:34:11,842 --> 00:34:13,879 But other than that, this woman is tight. 726 00:34:13,913 --> 00:34:17,089 Okay, Rex, I need money. I need $20, 727 00:34:17,124 --> 00:34:20,265 diapers, Rex Jr... lotto ticket. 728 00:34:20,299 --> 00:34:22,025 -Da?Yes? -Da. 729 00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:24,821 -You diapers, I need money. -Da. Da. 730 00:34:24,855 --> 00:34:26,478 -Give. -REX: Give her some money. 731 00:34:26,512 --> 00:34:27,755 -[SIGHS] -WOMAN: Yes? 732 00:34:27,789 --> 00:34:30,447 -Thank you. -I will write her a check. 733 00:34:30,482 --> 00:34:31,655 You better be ready. 734 00:34:31,690 --> 00:34:35,038 [MAN AND WOMAN MOANING ON TV] 735 00:34:43,150 --> 00:34:46,601 SEAN: An event horizon is an area surrounding a black hole 736 00:34:46,636 --> 00:34:49,708 beyond which events cannot affect an outside observer. 737 00:34:49,742 --> 00:34:53,091 Anything that passes through the horizon is never seen again. 738 00:34:53,125 --> 00:34:54,954 Like the point of no return, 739 00:34:54,989 --> 00:34:56,749 a place where you exist, 740 00:34:56,784 --> 00:34:59,027 but are forever forgotten. 741 00:35:07,070 --> 00:35:09,452 You crazy, sick fuck. 742 00:35:09,486 --> 00:35:12,627 -You've lost your fucking mind. -Absa-fucking-loutely. 743 00:35:12,662 --> 00:35:15,699 I am, and I have. But I know it's true, she's been with him. 744 00:35:15,734 --> 00:35:17,149 I got proof now, dawg. 745 00:35:17,184 --> 00:35:19,427 -What proof do you have? Do you have a videotape? -No. 746 00:35:19,462 --> 00:35:21,981 -You got a fingerprint? You got a photograph? -No. 747 00:35:22,016 --> 00:35:24,225 I don't got none of that shit, but I know, Rex. 748 00:35:24,260 --> 00:35:25,847 You don't know what the fuck I have... 749 00:35:25,882 --> 00:35:29,127 Okay, Bozozo, I promise you it's not gonna be that much longer. 750 00:35:29,161 --> 00:35:32,544 Well, your promises are about as good as a turd on a sugar cone. 751 00:35:34,304 --> 00:35:35,547 Relax, Sean. 752 00:35:35,581 --> 00:35:38,101 -Don't tell me to relax either! -Relax. I know that look. 753 00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:39,344 What look? 754 00:35:39,378 --> 00:35:42,312 I don't care who she fucked before she fucked you. 755 00:35:43,382 --> 00:35:44,832 Come here, motherfucker. 756 00:35:46,074 --> 00:35:48,801 SEAN: Rex, open this door, Rex. Open this fucking door! 757 00:35:48,836 --> 00:35:50,251 [CLEARS THROAT] 758 00:35:53,565 --> 00:35:55,049 No, thank you, Bozozo. 759 00:35:55,083 --> 00:35:58,190 I am calm now. Open the fucking door. 760 00:35:58,225 --> 00:36:00,296 You know, things are going so great for us right now. 761 00:36:00,330 --> 00:36:02,953 We just got the movie deal, we signed Vivica, 762 00:36:02,988 --> 00:36:04,610 and you're fucking going nuts. 763 00:36:04,645 --> 00:36:07,199 You need to learn to be happy for once in your life. 764 00:36:07,234 --> 00:36:09,650 Be happy? Ain't shit to be happy about! 765 00:36:09,684 --> 00:36:11,307 The love of my life's been tainted. 766 00:36:11,341 --> 00:36:16,139 We've come too far for you to let some fucking bitch come between us. 767 00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:17,968 We're not gonna do this through the door. 768 00:36:18,003 --> 00:36:20,626 Christ! Did he get deported? 769 00:36:20,661 --> 00:36:25,597 Bozozo, I'm telling you, this is gonna be a brilliant meeting for you. I promise. 770 00:36:25,631 --> 00:36:28,979 Yeah, well, I don't see fucking Schopenhauer coming in here. 771 00:36:29,014 --> 00:36:30,981 I know what the fuck is going on. 772 00:36:31,016 --> 00:36:33,087 You knew, Rex! Didn't you? 773 00:36:38,126 --> 00:36:40,370 -Are you serious? -Yeah, I'm fucking serious. 774 00:36:40,405 --> 00:36:42,407 Say, I have gingivitis. You wanna make out? 775 00:36:45,789 --> 00:36:47,757 Christ, look at those carpet sales bar. 776 00:36:47,791 --> 00:36:52,140 Hadn't seen this much action since my horse hormone binge of '87. 777 00:36:52,658 --> 00:36:54,004 Damn. 778 00:37:09,951 --> 00:37:15,336 Okay, well, I wanted my two superstar clients to meet. So... 779 00:37:20,445 --> 00:37:22,688 You wanted me to meet with this fucking clown? 780 00:37:33,147 --> 00:37:34,666 SEAN: He wanted it to be a love story. 781 00:37:34,700 --> 00:37:37,565 They need a hottie in there, and you know how to pull that off. 782 00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:39,774 [LAUGHING] 783 00:37:39,809 --> 00:37:41,397 SEAN: Our manager did however 784 00:37:41,431 --> 00:37:43,916 rep one big time non-circus performer. 785 00:37:43,951 --> 00:37:45,608 Mr. Abel Ferrara. 786 00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:51,130 King of New York, Bad Lieutenant, Body Snatchers. 787 00:37:51,165 --> 00:37:53,132 This guy knew how to make a movie 788 00:37:53,167 --> 00:37:55,963 for a dime that would make a dollar into a quarter. 789 00:37:55,997 --> 00:37:58,241 I was a protege in search of a mentor. 790 00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:00,692 And if anybody could point me in the right direction 791 00:38:00,726 --> 00:38:03,073 before we started production, it was this man. 792 00:38:03,108 --> 00:38:04,316 SEAN: It just sounds good. 793 00:38:04,351 --> 00:38:06,422 It might sound... It might sound good. 794 00:38:06,456 --> 00:38:10,943 You know, I did spend one night with this actress. 795 00:38:10,978 --> 00:38:12,807 -She finds us... -Okay. 796 00:38:12,842 --> 00:38:15,534 Okay? This is... We're seeing all these other girls, 797 00:38:15,569 --> 00:38:17,571 and this girl shows up. 798 00:38:17,605 --> 00:38:19,469 It's my star actor... 799 00:38:19,504 --> 00:38:22,507 So, now we get the girl, first thing we do is rehearse. 800 00:38:22,541 --> 00:38:24,336 -Mmm-hmm -Okay. 801 00:38:24,371 --> 00:38:26,407 What he did, clearly says to me... 802 00:38:26,442 --> 00:38:30,446 I'm gonna go and have sushi with her first, and then I'll call you up. 803 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:33,311 At three o'clock in the morning, he calls me up and says, 804 00:38:33,345 --> 00:38:35,485 "Maybe we'll rehearse tomorrow." 805 00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:36,935 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 806 00:38:36,969 --> 00:38:38,661 He says, "But don't call her up. 807 00:38:38,695 --> 00:38:42,250 "But don't call her up." 808 00:38:42,285 --> 00:38:46,151 Then at four o'clock in the morning, she calls me up and says 809 00:38:46,185 --> 00:38:48,153 he wants to run away and marry her. 810 00:38:48,187 --> 00:38:51,156 At six o'clock in the morning, 811 00:38:51,190 --> 00:38:53,261 the girl decided to move in with me. 812 00:38:53,296 --> 00:38:56,368 Wow, so she was on the phone at 4:00 a.m... 813 00:38:56,403 --> 00:38:58,888 SEAN: I didn't understand a word he was saying. 814 00:38:58,922 --> 00:39:01,615 It was like talking to James fucking Joyce. 815 00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:05,066 Syntax was disconnected. 816 00:39:05,101 --> 00:39:08,863 His stories had no obvious relevance to the questions I had asked him, 817 00:39:08,898 --> 00:39:11,866 and for the most part, the details of each story had no relevance 818 00:39:11,901 --> 00:39:15,560 to the already irrelevant story he was attempting to tell. 819 00:39:15,594 --> 00:39:18,425 'Cause every time I tried to say, "I gotta tell you something," 820 00:39:18,459 --> 00:39:20,772 he'd say, "No, no, no, man, I'm supposed to see this girl. 821 00:39:20,806 --> 00:39:22,946 "I know I'm supposed to be rehearsing last night, but I can't find her." 822 00:39:22,981 --> 00:39:25,501 And then the weekend comes, we're supposed to go to Atlantic City. 823 00:39:25,535 --> 00:39:28,952 I don't know where the fuck she is, how are we gonna move. 824 00:39:28,987 --> 00:39:30,816 She hibernating? 825 00:39:30,851 --> 00:39:34,302 I said, "Wait, I gotta tell you something, I really gotta tell you something." 826 00:39:34,337 --> 00:39:36,028 Then everybody on the set 827 00:39:36,063 --> 00:39:40,412 the producers are saying, everything's going great, don't say anything... 828 00:39:40,447 --> 00:39:43,035 SEAN: But I understood what he was trying to say. 829 00:39:43,070 --> 00:39:46,418 If he can make a movie, anyone can. 830 00:39:46,453 --> 00:39:49,490 Armed with that knowledge, I was ready to go to war. 831 00:39:50,457 --> 00:39:51,389 Day one. 832 00:39:51,423 --> 00:39:53,011 Okay, let's try that scene one more time. 833 00:39:53,045 --> 00:39:55,669 I'm so sorry, Sean, I'm so stupid. 834 00:39:55,703 --> 00:39:56,911 You're not stupid. 835 00:39:56,946 --> 00:39:59,845 If anybody stupid in this room, it's me. Believe me. 836 00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:02,261 Are you kidding? You're a genius. 837 00:40:02,296 --> 00:40:03,780 Tell that to my ex. 838 00:40:03,815 --> 00:40:07,128 Oh, yeah? Well, if she was so smart, she wouldn't be your ex. 839 00:40:07,163 --> 00:40:08,440 [CHUCKLES] You're so sweet. 840 00:40:08,475 --> 00:40:09,855 Let's get back to these lines though. 841 00:40:09,890 --> 00:40:11,754 We gotta get you outta here by the afternoon, remember. 842 00:40:11,788 --> 00:40:13,203 -Oh, okay. -Yeah. 843 00:40:14,032 --> 00:40:15,171 Um... 844 00:40:16,172 --> 00:40:18,312 Please don't pistol whip me. 845 00:40:18,346 --> 00:40:22,420 I don't know any Nighttime Vultures. I swear to God! 846 00:40:22,454 --> 00:40:24,801 Yeah, much better. Much better. 847 00:40:24,836 --> 00:40:27,010 Great. Well, I mean... 848 00:40:27,045 --> 00:40:29,634 It's just cause you're such a great teacher. 849 00:40:29,668 --> 00:40:31,601 Is there anything you're not great at? 850 00:40:31,636 --> 00:40:35,433 Oh, believe me, Nancy, there's plenty of things I'm not great at. 851 00:40:35,467 --> 00:40:37,469 Some things I just downright suck at. 852 00:40:37,504 --> 00:40:40,610 I have a real talent for trouble. I'm great at sucking. 853 00:40:40,645 --> 00:40:44,718 Well, I'm pretty great at sucking, too. 854 00:40:44,752 --> 00:40:47,755 Come on, girl, let's get back to these lines. 855 00:40:47,790 --> 00:40:50,689 It's just so hard, you know. 856 00:40:50,724 --> 00:40:53,623 The scene's just so hard. 857 00:40:53,658 --> 00:40:56,005 I'm serious. I cannot get down with you like this. 858 00:40:56,039 --> 00:40:57,593 You're Frank Steiner's daughter. 859 00:40:57,627 --> 00:41:01,873 -He actually made me promise. -Daddy will never find out. 860 00:41:01,907 --> 00:41:03,806 Anyway, he's a total perv himself. 861 00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:05,877 He fucks fish. 862 00:41:05,911 --> 00:41:07,844 That's why he's so ill. 863 00:41:07,879 --> 00:41:12,228 See, right there. That's more than enough information I needed to know about my boss. 864 00:41:12,262 --> 00:41:15,818 This is wrong. Let's just get back to work, okay. 865 00:41:15,852 --> 00:41:17,578 Well, I am working. 866 00:41:18,821 --> 00:41:20,512 I'm working my magic. 867 00:41:22,031 --> 00:41:24,585 Now, all I need is a magic wand. 868 00:41:24,620 --> 00:41:26,829 WOMAN: I'm sorry Mr. Wellington, but I can't get Rex to the set. 869 00:41:26,863 --> 00:41:29,003 He's been in wardrobe for the last three hours. 870 00:41:29,038 --> 00:41:30,557 He tried on every single swimsuit, 871 00:41:30,591 --> 00:41:33,698 but he's not satisfied and you gotta find him something to wear. 872 00:41:33,732 --> 00:41:34,733 I don't know what to do. 873 00:41:34,768 --> 00:41:37,218 SEAN: Falafel eating motherfucker. 874 00:41:48,264 --> 00:41:49,817 [KNOCK AT DOOR] 875 00:41:49,852 --> 00:41:51,474 Just a minute. 876 00:41:58,585 --> 00:42:00,241 Damn. 877 00:42:00,276 --> 00:42:04,729 Sean wanted me to meet him in his trailer to run over some lines, but, 878 00:42:04,763 --> 00:42:06,731 I'll start the production if you're excited. 879 00:42:06,765 --> 00:42:10,735 No, that's for Sean. I was waiting for him. 880 00:42:10,769 --> 00:42:12,702 He'll find you later. 881 00:42:13,772 --> 00:42:15,222 Hold on. 882 00:42:16,879 --> 00:42:20,399 Mauler Brawler don't just walk into no trailer 883 00:42:20,434 --> 00:42:22,712 with a half-naked hottie, to just turn around and leave. 884 00:42:22,747 --> 00:42:25,335 Anything Sean showed you, I can show you twice. 885 00:42:25,370 --> 00:42:29,063 Yeah, well, Sean hasn't done anything even once yet. 886 00:42:29,098 --> 00:42:30,582 So... 887 00:42:30,617 --> 00:42:32,722 Maybe you can come back later? 888 00:42:32,757 --> 00:42:35,898 You're trying to tell me that you all up in here all like this 889 00:42:35,932 --> 00:42:37,796 and he ain't done nothing yet? 890 00:42:37,831 --> 00:42:39,867 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 891 00:42:40,661 --> 00:42:42,939 -You think my ass is fat? -Sure. 892 00:42:44,941 --> 00:42:47,668 Well, you know, I really did love 893 00:42:47,703 --> 00:42:49,118 your last video. 894 00:42:49,152 --> 00:42:50,947 Well, I directed it myself. 895 00:42:50,982 --> 00:42:52,811 Oh, wow! 896 00:42:52,846 --> 00:42:55,193 So impressive. 897 00:42:55,227 --> 00:42:57,402 -Fuck that. -[CHUCKLES] 898 00:43:11,658 --> 00:43:14,902 Oh, sorry, I thought this was Sean's trailer. 899 00:43:14,937 --> 00:43:16,732 Yeah, it is. He'll be back. 900 00:43:17,422 --> 00:43:19,010 C, is that you? 901 00:43:21,322 --> 00:43:23,635 Yeah... Um... 902 00:43:23,670 --> 00:43:26,155 Yeah, hey. Long time no see. 903 00:43:26,189 --> 00:43:28,295 You seem to... 904 00:43:28,329 --> 00:43:31,816 -Damn you look good. -Yeah, well... 905 00:43:31,850 --> 00:43:34,784 -I'll let you get back to... -Who, her? 906 00:43:34,819 --> 00:43:36,027 That's Sean's chick. 907 00:43:36,061 --> 00:43:37,442 I came here to run some lines 908 00:43:37,476 --> 00:43:39,099 and she was all swamping, and greased up for that nigga. 909 00:43:39,133 --> 00:43:40,583 I'm about to be out. 910 00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:42,999 Wait. You're with Sean? 911 00:43:43,034 --> 00:43:47,970 Well, my job description is Frank Steiner's daughter. 912 00:43:48,004 --> 00:43:51,905 But, Sean and I... 913 00:43:51,939 --> 00:43:55,253 Yeah, but we don't have to let anyone know about this. Right? 914 00:43:55,287 --> 00:43:56,910 [SCOFFS] 915 00:43:56,944 --> 00:43:58,497 No, of course, not. 916 00:43:58,532 --> 00:44:01,777 Get all that. You wanna get some cold coffee at Crappie's with me, boo? 917 00:44:02,709 --> 00:44:04,538 Sure, why not. 918 00:44:04,572 --> 00:44:06,920 We need get off the set without Sean seeing us. 919 00:44:06,954 --> 00:44:10,095 You know what's right. I'll take you wherever you need to go. 920 00:44:14,790 --> 00:44:16,308 Oh, shit! Nancy! 921 00:44:16,343 --> 00:44:19,173 -Put some clothes on. What are you doing? -I told you I don't take no. 922 00:44:19,208 --> 00:44:23,419 Come on. I can't have sex with my boss' daughter. I told you already. 923 00:44:23,453 --> 00:44:25,283 -I'm not his property. -Yes, you are. 924 00:44:25,317 --> 00:44:26,767 No, I'm not! 925 00:44:26,802 --> 00:44:28,666 This is damn sweet, but you have to put some clothes on now! 926 00:44:28,700 --> 00:44:31,116 -No, I don't. -Yes! Yes, you do. 927 00:44:31,151 --> 00:44:32,773 What the hell! 928 00:44:33,429 --> 00:44:34,913 -Daddy? -Frank? 929 00:44:34,948 --> 00:44:36,674 Sean. 930 00:44:36,708 --> 00:44:39,504 -The one thing I asked you not to do. -No, no, no, no. 931 00:44:39,538 --> 00:44:41,886 -It's not what you think. -You raped my daughter. 932 00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,267 -No! -Daddy, leave us alone. We wanna be alone. 933 00:44:44,302 --> 00:44:46,269 -No, we don't! -Yes, we do. 934 00:44:46,304 --> 00:44:47,477 -No, we don't. -Sean! 935 00:44:47,512 --> 00:44:48,824 [FRANK YELLS] 936 00:44:48,858 --> 00:44:51,447 -Daddy, stop it. He wants to. -No, Listen... 937 00:44:51,481 --> 00:44:54,415 -[CLAMORING] -I don't care! 938 00:44:54,450 --> 00:44:57,556 -[CLAMORING] -I'll kill you! I'll kill you! 939 00:44:58,626 --> 00:45:01,008 -Oh, shit! -Daddy? 940 00:45:01,043 --> 00:45:02,665 Daddy? Are you okay? 941 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:05,150 -Are you okay, Frank? -No. 942 00:45:05,185 --> 00:45:07,221 [COUGHING] You hurt me bad. 943 00:45:07,256 --> 00:45:09,223 Help me, my daughter. 944 00:45:09,258 --> 00:45:11,087 -[COUGHING] -Oh. 945 00:45:13,227 --> 00:45:15,436 You bastard, you hurt my father. 946 00:45:15,471 --> 00:45:16,990 I didn't mean to do it. You saw that. 947 00:45:17,024 --> 00:45:20,096 -Sean, you're fired off this film. -What? 948 00:45:20,131 --> 00:45:21,719 You're done with show business. 949 00:45:21,753 --> 00:45:24,756 Oh, come on, Frank, please, let me finish the film or something. 950 00:45:24,791 --> 00:45:27,828 -Just leave. -I want you off this set in five minutes. 951 00:45:27,863 --> 00:45:30,658 -What? -Or I'll have you thrown out by security. 952 00:45:30,693 --> 00:45:32,971 -You're fired! Get out! -Leave. 953 00:45:33,006 --> 00:45:35,663 SEAN: Sometimes over is just the beginning. 954 00:45:35,698 --> 00:45:39,495 It's one door closing and another door opening. 955 00:45:41,497 --> 00:45:43,810 Ain't nobody taking my money... 956 00:45:45,294 --> 00:45:48,469 Oh, Hallelujah! Ha! Praise the Lord! 957 00:45:48,504 --> 00:45:50,817 Praise the Lord! [LAUGHING IN EXCITEMENT] 958 00:45:50,851 --> 00:45:53,958 It's so good to see you, son. How you doing? 959 00:45:53,992 --> 00:45:58,721 We just ask Jesus, just to come by here. 960 00:45:58,756 --> 00:46:01,793 Thank you! Put your arms around us! 961 00:46:01,828 --> 00:46:05,728 Hold us real tight and keep us safe! [LAUGHS] 962 00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:07,799 Hallelujah! Praise the Lord! 963 00:46:07,834 --> 00:46:09,836 -Good to see you, son. -Yeah. 964 00:46:09,870 --> 00:46:11,389 Mmm! 965 00:46:11,423 --> 00:46:13,529 [SNIFFING] 966 00:46:13,563 --> 00:46:16,049 Did you shit, boy? 967 00:46:16,083 --> 00:46:18,396 Goddamn! What is that smell? Is you high? 968 00:46:18,430 --> 00:46:20,881 No, new herbal cologne, Pa. 969 00:46:20,916 --> 00:46:24,678 -La Chronique.Really. -La Chronique? 970 00:46:25,472 --> 00:46:27,715 -Sounds like weed. -Nah! 971 00:46:27,750 --> 00:46:30,580 -No, it's a gift from Loren. -Loren? 972 00:46:30,615 --> 00:46:32,755 How's she doing? She ever find herself a good man? 973 00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:35,137 -Pa, she's a lesbian, Pa. -Oh, what! 974 00:46:35,171 --> 00:46:37,518 -Mm-hmm. Yeah. -Oh! A lesbian? 975 00:46:37,553 --> 00:46:39,555 -Niles, say hi to your brother. -[YELPS] 976 00:46:39,589 --> 00:46:42,558 -My bad! -Ah man, you happy to see me? What's up? 977 00:46:42,592 --> 00:46:44,905 -I need to talk to you. Hey. -All right, in a minute. 978 00:46:44,940 --> 00:46:46,942 -I'm getting a tattoo. -Okay. Ladies like some ink. 979 00:46:46,976 --> 00:46:49,703 -I like that one... No, I like that one better. -Okay. All right. 980 00:46:50,704 --> 00:46:52,257 What's going on, family? 981 00:46:53,396 --> 00:46:54,915 What, you need some money? 982 00:46:56,330 --> 00:46:58,919 Just can't come by and see my pop? 983 00:46:58,954 --> 00:47:02,647 Come on, Sean, you can't blame him. You haven't been home in years. 984 00:47:02,681 --> 00:47:04,683 You can't blame him for being a little suspicious. 985 00:47:05,408 --> 00:47:07,203 [EXHALES] 986 00:47:07,238 --> 00:47:09,378 The truth is, man, uh... 987 00:47:09,412 --> 00:47:11,000 I got lady problems. 988 00:47:11,414 --> 00:47:13,347 [LAUGHING] 989 00:47:13,382 --> 00:47:14,866 -You got lady problems? -Yeah. 990 00:47:14,901 --> 00:47:18,283 So, you gonna come ask a virgin and a preacher about women? 991 00:47:20,147 --> 00:47:21,252 Ain't that something. 992 00:47:22,770 --> 00:47:25,739 -It's funny. [CHUCKLES] -Well, let me tell you something 993 00:47:25,773 --> 00:47:27,706 I ain't always been no saint. 994 00:47:28,604 --> 00:47:30,744 I've known a few ladies in my day. 995 00:47:30,778 --> 00:47:32,401 Before your mama left, 996 00:47:32,435 --> 00:47:35,818 and I get saved. [YELLS] Oh, thank God! 997 00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:39,649 [MUTTERS] Lord bless you. Thank you, Jesus. 998 00:47:39,684 --> 00:47:41,789 ♪ Turned my life around 999 00:47:41,824 --> 00:47:43,274 Turned his life around. 1000 00:47:45,207 --> 00:47:48,831 I used to do the club scene when I first got single, 1001 00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:52,870 and then my man Birdie, came to me, he say, 1002 00:47:52,904 --> 00:47:56,770 "You need to get yourself a real ugly, fat woman." 1003 00:47:56,804 --> 00:47:59,048 -Is that right? -'Cause they grateful. 1004 00:47:59,083 --> 00:48:02,431 You know, fat women are so fat and ugly, they can't go nowhere. 1005 00:48:02,465 --> 00:48:05,779 So, you always got a ready date. [LAUGHS] 1006 00:48:05,813 --> 00:48:09,300 I mean, he talking about fat. I'm talking about 290, 350. 1007 00:48:09,334 --> 00:48:13,683 Tell her to haul ass, you gotta make two trips. [LAUGHS] 1008 00:48:13,718 --> 00:48:15,996 So, anyway, I took Birdie's advice, 1009 00:48:16,031 --> 00:48:20,000 and I brought home this woman named Wanda Higgins. 1010 00:48:20,035 --> 00:48:21,139 Mmm. 1011 00:48:21,174 --> 00:48:22,900 Whoo! 1012 00:48:25,005 --> 00:48:29,389 Now, I'm talking about fine. But she was ugly, and fat, but she had some good ass coochie. 1013 00:48:29,423 --> 00:48:31,046 Oh, I can't hear this. 1014 00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:34,359 -She used to take this lotion and rub it right on... -Dad! The point? 1015 00:48:35,740 --> 00:48:38,053 -The point, Dad? -Oh, yeah. Um... 1016 00:48:38,087 --> 00:48:39,537 I'm sorry, I just... 1017 00:48:39,571 --> 00:48:42,229 -Goddammit, I got caught up in the memories. -Yeah, yeah. 1018 00:48:42,264 --> 00:48:43,955 Look here, uh... 1019 00:48:43,990 --> 00:48:46,854 Proverbs 4:23. 1020 00:48:46,889 --> 00:48:50,928 "Above all else, you follow your heart." 1021 00:48:50,962 --> 00:48:53,413 It affects everything you do. 1022 00:48:53,447 --> 00:48:56,726 -Did that help you? -Yeah, thanks, Pop. Definitely. 1023 00:48:57,348 --> 00:49:00,247 [MOANING] 1024 00:49:00,282 --> 00:49:01,904 Yeah. 1025 00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:05,770 Wanda Higgins... Goddamn! Ooh, that was some good coochie! 1026 00:49:05,804 --> 00:49:08,048 Whoa, whoa. Dad, I'm a virgin. I'm a virgin. 1027 00:49:08,083 --> 00:49:10,395 -You don't even remember. -Big, I mean, huge! 1028 00:49:10,430 --> 00:49:13,019 I mean, fucking her was like climbing a mountain. 1029 00:49:13,053 --> 00:49:16,746 You know what? Wanda Higgins can make love to two men at a time 1030 00:49:16,781 --> 00:49:19,646 -and they would never meet. -Mmm. 1031 00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:24,099 Oh, ride it, Wanda. Ride it, Wanda! 1032 00:49:24,133 --> 00:49:26,101 Ooh! Anyway... 1033 00:49:26,135 --> 00:49:29,518 I'm gonna go on now. Thank God for the church. 1034 00:49:29,552 --> 00:49:31,071 'Cause if it wasn't for the church, 1035 00:49:31,106 --> 00:49:34,178 y'all probably find your daddy dead somewhere smashed to death. 1036 00:49:34,212 --> 00:49:37,975 -Right up under Wanda's big old fat coochie. -Dad! 1037 00:49:38,009 --> 00:49:42,013 -Is he okay? -He got worse, man. 1038 00:49:42,048 --> 00:49:43,773 Man, what's... 1039 00:49:43,808 --> 00:49:48,330 He's a little eccentric at his old age. I think we burnt him out when we was kids. 1040 00:49:48,364 --> 00:49:51,022 I guess so. I guess so. 1041 00:49:51,057 --> 00:49:53,783 But how you been, Niles? It's been that many, bro. 1042 00:49:53,818 --> 00:49:56,027 -You good? -I'm good. I'm all right. 1043 00:49:56,062 --> 00:49:59,134 Where you been, man? You leave me alone, with him. 1044 00:49:59,168 --> 00:50:02,206 I'm here every weekend listening to that Wanda. 1045 00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:05,554 Look, he told that story three times. Three times. 1046 00:50:05,588 --> 00:50:08,143 I know things are crazy right now, but, 1047 00:50:08,177 --> 00:50:11,042 I needed to come by, see you guys today. I'm here now. 1048 00:50:11,077 --> 00:50:13,596 So, how's Jessica by the way? 1049 00:50:13,631 --> 00:50:15,184 Jess... Jessica. 1050 00:50:15,219 --> 00:50:17,876 Jessica's been the same old Jessica. 1051 00:50:17,911 --> 00:50:21,432 -Come here. -Just gimme a second. Damn. 1052 00:50:22,398 --> 00:50:23,848 [EXHALES] 1053 00:50:33,168 --> 00:50:34,238 [EXHALES HEAVILY] 1054 00:50:34,272 --> 00:50:36,343 [WHISPERS] I need you right now. I need you. 1055 00:50:37,620 --> 00:50:38,863 Hmm. 1056 00:50:41,107 --> 00:50:42,349 [EXHALES] 1057 00:50:46,871 --> 00:50:49,184 [GRUNTS] Okay. 1058 00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:54,741 [JESSICA MOANS] 1059 00:50:54,775 --> 00:50:56,225 You're back. 1060 00:50:57,709 --> 00:51:00,333 Come on, Jess. Let's just chill. 1061 00:51:02,197 --> 00:51:06,097 Whoa, Jess, I told you,I don't want you doing that yet.Just chill. 1062 00:51:06,132 --> 00:51:09,066 Baby, I know, but it's that you get me all revved up. 1063 00:51:09,100 --> 00:51:10,860 You can't just leave me hanging like that. 1064 00:51:10,895 --> 00:51:13,484 Jess, come on... chill. 1065 00:51:13,518 --> 00:51:15,486 Baby. Baby... I love you, 1066 00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:18,282 I mean, that's why I want our first time to be special. 1067 00:51:18,316 --> 00:51:20,111 I mean, look, I got you these rings. 1068 00:51:20,146 --> 00:51:23,252 These rings symbolizes our vows with us and God. 1069 00:51:23,287 --> 00:51:25,668 That we won't have sex till we get married. 1070 00:51:25,703 --> 00:51:28,947 I know, baby. I love you, too. 1071 00:51:30,328 --> 00:51:33,469 Can't we just take these rings off for one hour 1072 00:51:33,504 --> 00:51:34,919 and then put 'em back on after? 1073 00:51:34,953 --> 00:51:36,541 You really don't respect my choice. 1074 00:51:36,576 --> 00:51:39,303 -No, it's not that I don't respect your choice-- -Put this back on. 1075 00:51:39,337 --> 00:51:42,582 -You know, freaky ass Jessica. -Yeah! 1076 00:51:42,616 --> 00:51:46,620 I mean, that's cool and all, but it's like I ain't trying to go there. 1077 00:51:46,655 --> 00:51:48,864 I like kissing, but I ain't trying to... 1078 00:51:49,727 --> 00:51:52,937 -You know how I am. -Damn, Niles. 1079 00:51:52,971 --> 00:51:55,112 You ain't copping any ass off her? 1080 00:51:55,146 --> 00:51:57,390 No, man. I got my priorities. 1081 00:51:57,424 --> 00:52:00,462 Look, put this ring back on. Put this on. 1082 00:52:01,359 --> 00:52:03,396 Just chill. 1083 00:52:03,430 --> 00:52:06,330 -You good. All right? -Look, Niles, stop. 1084 00:52:06,364 --> 00:52:08,573 I want to marry you. 1085 00:52:08,608 --> 00:52:10,127 So what are we waiting for? 1086 00:52:10,161 --> 00:52:12,543 Marriage. That's what we're waiting for. 1087 00:52:12,577 --> 00:52:14,924 All right, just... 1088 00:52:14,959 --> 00:52:18,480 You know what? You are crazy. 1089 00:52:18,514 --> 00:52:21,276 Really, you are so damn crazy. 1090 00:52:21,310 --> 00:52:23,174 Did you know everybody thinks you're crazy? 1091 00:52:23,209 --> 00:52:26,833 -Everybody? Everybody who?-Your bother thinks you're crazywith this abstinence thing. 1092 00:52:26,867 --> 00:52:29,422 Sean thinks I'm crazy? [CHUCKLES] Okay, Sean. 1093 00:52:29,456 --> 00:52:31,182 God. 1094 00:52:31,217 --> 00:52:34,151 -You always talking to God, right? -Yeah. 1095 00:52:34,185 --> 00:52:37,671 God, how'd I end up with the non-boots-knocking brother? 1096 00:52:37,706 --> 00:52:41,192 Whoa, it's like that? Okay. First of all, non-boots-knocking... 1097 00:52:41,227 --> 00:52:43,125 Sean is hitting everything in sight. 1098 00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:45,817 -He got his own issues to deal with. -Lucky him. 1099 00:52:45,852 --> 00:52:48,303 Me, I made a commitment with God. 1100 00:52:48,337 --> 00:52:50,546 Sean, he's still wandering in the valley. 1101 00:52:50,581 --> 00:52:52,376 Hmm, the valley. 1102 00:52:52,410 --> 00:52:54,999 I wish you could do some wandering in my valley. 1103 00:52:55,033 --> 00:52:58,140 Wow, you just... I was there, and now I'm back down. 1104 00:52:58,175 --> 00:53:01,454 I think you should leave. You might as well... 1105 00:53:01,488 --> 00:53:03,249 head out. 1106 00:53:03,283 --> 00:53:06,424 [CHUCKLES] You know what, Niles? You're right. 1107 00:53:06,459 --> 00:53:09,220 -I gotta get outta here before my head explodes. -Hey! 1108 00:53:09,255 --> 00:53:10,428 Don't go. 1109 00:53:10,463 --> 00:53:13,259 Jess, I wasn't serious about leaving. Come on, girl. 1110 00:53:13,293 --> 00:53:15,295 It's gonna get you, man. Don't even look at me like that. 1111 00:53:15,330 --> 00:53:18,229 No, but you know what? The sperm going back up to your brain, 1112 00:53:18,264 --> 00:53:20,576 and blow you fucking head off your shoulders. 1113 00:53:20,611 --> 00:53:23,303 -That's what's gonna happen. Nah, man. -That what happened to you? 1114 00:53:23,338 --> 00:53:27,342 I'm only kiddin' though. I mean, if that's your forever girl, 1115 00:53:27,376 --> 00:53:29,309 she gotta respect your choice, homie. 1116 00:53:29,344 --> 00:53:31,242 -That's what I said. -Mmm-hmm. 1117 00:53:31,277 --> 00:53:33,969 Let me ask you a question, man. Little big brother advice. 1118 00:53:34,003 --> 00:53:35,798 -Okay. -You should know about this. 1119 00:53:35,833 --> 00:53:37,144 Um... 1120 00:53:37,179 --> 00:53:40,044 Should I keep her, or should I give her the boot? 1121 00:53:40,078 --> 00:53:43,461 I mean, if you two really love each other, 1122 00:53:43,496 --> 00:53:46,464 ain't nothing you can't work out, you know. 1123 00:53:47,085 --> 00:53:49,295 Real love is forever. 1124 00:53:49,329 --> 00:53:51,297 Yeah, you right, real love is forever. 1125 00:53:52,125 --> 00:53:55,162 That's deep. That's deep. 1126 00:53:56,094 --> 00:53:59,201 -Sean? Sean? -Yo. 1127 00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:00,754 -You all right? -Yeah, I'm all right. 1128 00:54:00,789 --> 00:54:05,656 Yo, tell Pop I gotta go take care of something right now. Um... 1129 00:54:05,690 --> 00:54:08,590 I think I left the apartment on,my stoveor something like that. 1130 00:54:08,624 --> 00:54:09,798 I'm gonna turn the apartment up. 1131 00:54:09,832 --> 00:54:13,008 I'll be right back. I'm coming back, man. 1132 00:54:21,741 --> 00:54:23,294 SEAN: True love is forever, 1133 00:54:23,329 --> 00:54:25,434 and the thing is, life's a lot like showbiz. 1134 00:54:25,469 --> 00:54:27,678 The trick isn't deciding what you love, 1135 00:54:27,712 --> 00:54:30,888 it's knowing what you love, and deciding not to let life 1136 00:54:30,922 --> 00:54:33,028 get between you and it. 1137 00:54:33,062 --> 00:54:34,892 My true love is making movies, 1138 00:54:34,926 --> 00:54:39,621 and I wasn't about to let anything or anyone stand between me and it. 1139 00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:43,970 So, you know, that's... You know what it is. 1140 00:54:44,488 --> 00:54:46,904 I'm not following. 1141 00:54:46,938 --> 00:54:48,319 SEAN: The story you just heard. 1142 00:54:48,354 --> 00:54:50,701 Boy finds showbiz, boy loses showbiz, 1143 00:54:50,735 --> 00:54:52,254 boy gets showbiz back. 1144 00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:54,325 Trying to figure out what you guys are doing in here, again. 1145 00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:57,121 Now, you know I'm a busy man, okay. 1146 00:54:57,155 --> 00:54:59,503 Time is money, and you know... 1147 00:54:59,537 --> 00:55:00,435 Thank you, baby. 1148 00:55:00,469 --> 00:55:02,782 And I've got a lot to do. You know? 1149 00:55:02,816 --> 00:55:06,199 I have to prep myself and get ready when people come to see me. 1150 00:55:06,233 --> 00:55:08,097 I need to know why you're here. 1151 00:55:13,102 --> 00:55:15,795 If I had to sum it up, I would have to say this movie is about... 1152 00:55:15,829 --> 00:55:18,763 losing your true love and then finding her all over again. 1153 00:55:18,798 --> 00:55:22,111 We wanna call it A Talent for Trouble. What do you think? 1154 00:55:22,146 --> 00:55:24,769 No, no, no. No ice. Thank you. 1155 00:55:24,804 --> 00:55:26,357 Thank you very much. 1156 00:55:26,392 --> 00:55:30,154 Before we sign any deals, women upfront, cash up front. 1157 00:55:30,188 --> 00:55:33,606 -What did we say, 60 mil? -Come here, princess. 1158 00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:35,055 60 million. 1159 00:55:35,090 --> 00:55:37,506 We can milk that to 75. 75 mil. 1160 00:55:39,094 --> 00:55:40,371 Excuse me one second. 1161 00:55:40,406 --> 00:55:44,686 Baby, please, I need a couple of lines of blow. 1162 00:55:44,720 --> 00:55:46,481 Thank you. 1163 00:55:46,515 --> 00:55:48,621 Beautiful. Beautiful. 1164 00:55:48,655 --> 00:55:53,142 That feels really good. I like you playing with my hair. 1165 00:55:53,177 --> 00:55:56,836 As a matter of fact, I want a hot bitch in the jacuzzi blowing bubbles for me 1166 00:55:56,870 --> 00:56:00,736 -so I get natural bubbles. -And where you see all of this going? 1167 00:56:01,634 --> 00:56:03,567 Huh? Tell me. 1168 00:56:08,779 --> 00:56:10,436 Oh, mummy! 1169 00:56:11,954 --> 00:56:17,408 Okay, listen, Prince Maha-la-grand-high-exaltic- mystic ruler... 1170 00:56:18,547 --> 00:56:19,652 [EXHALES] 1171 00:56:19,686 --> 00:56:22,758 I know I said "bitch" and "fuck" way too much. 1172 00:56:22,793 --> 00:56:25,209 One thousand pardons. 1173 00:56:29,972 --> 00:56:34,149 "Never hold discussions with the monkey 1174 00:56:34,183 --> 00:56:37,152 "when the organ grinder's in the room." 1175 00:56:37,186 --> 00:56:41,225 Winston Churchill, circa 1919. 1176 00:56:42,260 --> 00:56:45,781 He was talking about show business, yeah? 1177 00:56:45,816 --> 00:56:47,334 Mmm. 1178 00:56:47,369 --> 00:56:51,442 And so I'm sitting here and I'm asking myself, 1179 00:56:52,063 --> 00:56:54,825 what did I just hear? 1180 00:56:54,859 --> 00:56:57,655 What did you just pitch me? 1181 00:56:58,484 --> 00:57:00,313 Is it a movie? 1182 00:57:01,279 --> 00:57:04,593 The pain? Love? 1183 00:57:04,628 --> 00:57:07,838 Or was it something else? Something more? 1184 00:57:08,494 --> 00:57:09,702 Mmm. 1185 00:57:10,150 --> 00:57:11,807 Was it good? 1186 00:57:12,774 --> 00:57:15,604 No. Did I like it? 1187 00:57:16,812 --> 00:57:18,504 And I will tell you. 1188 00:57:18,538 --> 00:57:20,402 Absolutely not. 1189 00:57:21,990 --> 00:57:23,474 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 1190 00:57:23,509 --> 00:57:27,892 But, you know, maybe it's something more than like or dislike. 1191 00:57:28,617 --> 00:57:31,240 Enjoy or not enjoy. 1192 00:57:31,275 --> 00:57:37,143 Maybe it's something I don't know how to react to. 1193 00:57:37,177 --> 00:57:40,180 'Cause maybe, just maybe 1194 00:57:40,215 --> 00:57:42,769 never heard it before. 1195 00:57:42,804 --> 00:57:47,705 You know, maybe it's something called truth. 1196 00:57:47,740 --> 00:57:51,468 How would you two like to make a movie? 1197 00:57:54,056 --> 00:57:55,575 [HIP HOP INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1198 00:58:31,991 --> 00:58:33,268 [CHUCKLES] 1199 00:58:33,302 --> 00:58:34,959 I really appreciate you letting me hit this thing. 1200 00:58:34,994 --> 00:58:36,789 I appreciate being here, man. Thank you. 1201 00:58:36,823 --> 00:58:39,412 Are you kidding me, Bone? I'm one of your favorite fans. 1202 00:58:39,446 --> 00:58:42,070 Come on, let's go, let's go. You ready? 1203 00:58:42,104 --> 00:58:43,140 -Yeah, I'm ready. -You ready? 1204 00:58:43,174 --> 00:58:45,280 Yeah, yeah. I'm ready. 1205 00:58:47,938 --> 00:58:50,561 Freeze! Who are you? 1206 00:58:52,218 --> 00:58:55,359 I'm the Nighttime Vulture. 1207 00:58:55,877 --> 00:58:57,913 Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! 1208 00:59:00,122 --> 00:59:02,677 -You kidding me. -That's not it? 1209 00:59:03,367 --> 00:59:04,920 That was horrible. 1210 00:59:06,266 --> 00:59:09,994 -You fucking suck. Look... -What? 1211 00:59:10,029 --> 00:59:12,928 I'm the Nighttime Vulture. 1212 00:59:14,378 --> 00:59:16,242 [EXHALES FORCEFULLY] 1213 00:59:17,519 --> 00:59:20,280 -Lemme try it again. -From here. 1214 00:59:21,903 --> 00:59:24,871 I'm the Nighttime Vulture. 1215 00:59:26,321 --> 00:59:28,772 [EXHALING] Ah! 1216 00:59:28,806 --> 00:59:30,463 REX: Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm. 1217 00:59:30,497 --> 00:59:32,292 [EXHALES FORCEFULLY] 1218 00:59:34,053 --> 00:59:35,813 -[EXHALES FORCEFULLY] -No. 1219 00:59:36,434 --> 00:59:37,988 You fucking suck. 1220 00:59:38,540 --> 00:59:40,404 [EXHALES DRAMATICALLY] 1221 00:59:40,438 --> 00:59:42,993 Yo, have a piece of me. Okay? 1222 00:59:43,027 --> 00:59:45,133 [EXHALES DRAMATICALLY] 1223 00:59:45,167 --> 00:59:46,444 [EXHALES FORCEFULLY] 1224 00:59:47,031 --> 00:59:48,205 [EXHALES DRAMATICALLY] 1225 00:59:48,239 --> 00:59:49,689 [BOTH EXHALE FORCEFULLY] 1226 00:59:49,724 --> 00:59:51,726 -[EXHALES] -[EXHALES FORCEFULLY] 1227 00:59:52,450 --> 00:59:54,280 [BOTH CONTINUE]