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[film reel rolls]

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[instrumental music]

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[instrumental music]

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[sighs]

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I've read every book
in this library

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but I can't find a story
about a girl like me.

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Girls in books
always have a moment

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where everything changes

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but my moment
still hasn't happened.

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Today is like yesterday.
Tomorrow never comes.

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I know what usually starts
an adventure:

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the arrival
of a mysterious hero

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a Mr. Darcy, a Mr. Rochester,
a Rhett Butler

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who turns everything
upside down.

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I am not closed-minded

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but finding the romantic hero

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of our age in Wolverhampton
seems unlikely.

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[upbeat music]

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[laughing]

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♪ Riding on any wave
that is the luck you crave ♪

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♪ They don't believe it now
they just think it's stupid ♪

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♪ So got anything?

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♪ Anyone could have done

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♪ Who would've cared at all
not you ♪

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[laughing]

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♪ Another heart
has made the trade ♪

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♪ Forget it forget it
forget it ♪

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♪ I don't understand
how a heart is a spade ♪♪

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[bell ringing]

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Ah.

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[bell ringing]

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No, I do not think
my adventure starts with a boy.

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I think it starts with me.

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[instrumental music]

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[dog barking]

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Like all great heroes,
I have a sidekick

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my faithful dog, Bianca.

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I also have a plan.

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I'm going to be a writer.

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What kind of writer?
I don't know yet.

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The kind that is
totally amazing

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travels the world, has sex

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and writes powerful truths
that change people's lives.

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Oi!

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[yelling]

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Go on, fatty!

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[clamoring]

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Are you a lezzer?
Are you a lezzer?

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After all, I know the impact
a great book can have.

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Ow!

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[music continues]

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I know what you're thinking.

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There are a few key differences

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between me
and your typical heroine.

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- You alright, bab?
- Hi, Dad.

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For starters,
I am not a tragic orphan.

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I actually have
too many brothers.

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Four, which is
simply excessive.

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And then there's my mother's
postnatal depression

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which you should
absolutely expect

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if you get pregnant at 38. Ugh.

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Unlike Virginia Woolf, I don't
even have a room of one's own.

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This is Krissi's room with
a partition down the middle.

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Like Berlin.

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But, here,
I have everything I need.

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Elizabeth Taylor,
the Bronte sisters

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Donna Summer,
Dr. Sigmund Freud.

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- Good morning, Johanna.
- Hey, Brontes. Good times, ja?

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I have the love and
wise counsel of my God Wall.

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What a beautiful day!

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I regret to say
that despite my best intentions

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today has been
another miserable one.

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Well, missy,
I've had plenty of those.

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There's nothing a little
musical number can't cure.

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How much longer am I going to
have to be here?

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I need something to happen.

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I want to burn!
I want to explode!

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Oh, I want to have
sexual intercourse

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with someone who has a car.

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What's a car?

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How do I get there from here?

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[knocks]

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Come on, repulsive.
It's the news.

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The real news. Bong.

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Top of the Pops.

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[dog whining]

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Come here, Smudge.

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Would the people in the cheaper
seats clap your hands?

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And the rest of you, if you'll
just rattle your jewelry.

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[instrumental music]

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- Who are these?
- Happy Mondays.

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I'm putting 'em on the front
cover of the "Fanzine."

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Do you know nothing
of popular culture, Johanna?

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Fuck me. I could do
better than this lot.

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They look like
a bunch of brickies.

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Where's a nice poofy spaceman
when you need one?

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- I miss Bowie.
- How are you feeling, mum?

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- I'm becoming evil.
- Nice one, bab.

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I'd kill for 20 minutes' sleep.

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I'd kill the last panda
on Earth.

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I'd cuddle up in its furry
corpse for a bit of shuteye.

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You've still got those
sexy eyes, though, love.

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Still can't sit down, huh?

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Oh, God, it's like
the Joker's smile down there.

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Ah, take your coat off.

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You won't feel
the benefit, cocker.

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Oh, Pat, it took half a tit
to get him off.

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This is ecstasy funk, dad.

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I can't stand it when amateurs
take over from proper jazzers.

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They've crossed the cultural
picket line, this lot.

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- Scabs! Scabs!
- Dad, shush.

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I'm trying to hear.

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I just wanna get back
in the game, love

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back on top.

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For I'm the bastard son
of Brendan Behan

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and one day, these fuckers
will all bow down to me.

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To me, yes, yes.

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Johanna Morrigan..

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[groans]

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- Ovulate quietly.
- No, no, I've been chosen!

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- What?
- Listen! Listen!

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Our young poet
of the Midlands finalists.

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- Tomorrow has come.
- Are you going to be on telly?

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- From your writing?
- Birmingham?

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It's gonna be at least
a tenner in petrol.

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What am I going to wear?

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Krissi, turn that fire off.
We're broke.

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There's me bloke from Stoke.

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Here you are, son,
hand him over.

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Can we keep him, dad?

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No, mate.
Hounds for pounds, innit, eh?

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- Johanna.
- Please, dad. Please!

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Yeah. Happy Mondays
on the cover

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and then a think piece about
Riot Grrrl inside..

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This is my turning point,
Krissi.

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I'm going to get out of here.
Become a writer.

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And everyone wants to have a
date with people who are on TV.

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It's just a fact.

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For a tenner

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I'd probably have a go
on Andy Bibby.

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Andy Bibby farts on his own
hands and throws them at people

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shouting "Turtle Power."

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Well, we could conduct
our relationship downwind.

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What about Richard Moseley?
He's tall. Value for money.

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Richard Moseley once shot
a snail with an air rifle.

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John Kellog has a good bag.

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And so Chaucer
was one of the first poets

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to use the five-stress line

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the decasyllabic cousin
to the iambic pentameter

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the man who helped standardize
Middle English

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a daring satirist,
a protofeminist

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and not, as surmised
by Lee Bacon

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just shit at spelling.

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- Oh, nice one.
- So..

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[bell ringing]

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[indistinct chatter]

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- Did you like my essay, Mrs. B?
- Mrs. Belling.

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It was your best yet, Johanna.

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A very entertaining 33 pages.

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You're very generous
with your words.

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Artistic expression
is the greatest preventative

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for melancholy
and morbidity, Mrs. B.

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- Mrs. Belling.
- My memoir already
runs up to 300 pages.

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Johanna, you're 16.
Have you got many memoir-ies?

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Oh, I am blessed with a rich
internal life, Mrs. B.

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I just write about all
the things I imagine I'll do.

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The only trouble is
I don't know the end yet.

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I'm an English teacher.

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You need to share that problem
with the philosophy department.

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Johanna,
may I offer you some advice?

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Cannon away, full power, Mrs. B.

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Mrs. Belling. You need to
just rein it in a bit.

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All teachers look for a spark.
Very few have it. You do.

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In fact, right now,
you're like Krakatoa.

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But I need five pages of
GCSE-compliant coursework

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not "War and Peace."

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The unabridged version.

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[instrumental music]

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[indistinct chatter]

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That's the cool room.
I've never been in there.

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Get a shift on, babba. It's time
for your starring role.

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Birmingham New Road
will be a circus by 6:00.

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What d'you reckon?
Nine quid for the lot.

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Donny Buddhamere's
done us proud, hasn't he?

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- We look like a fat Bros.
- Nice one.

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This jacket is too tight.

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I don't think
it's made for women.

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Oh, you've inherited
the Finlayson

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women's breasts, Johanna.

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We can't be contained by
a catalogue bra.

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Where's me bloody keys?

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Come on, let's go.

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♪ Oh oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh

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♪ Ooh ooh-ooh-ooh ooh ♪

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Now, the first lucky linguist
to compete...

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This is it. My pivotal moment.

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Like when the Little Mermaid
gets legs.

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...who lists his address as
East of Eden, West of Solihull

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with his poem, "Brut 66."

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I only have three true friends

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the moon, my fist and a gun..

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We played this show, you know,
back in '78.

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They didn't like the lyrics, to
"Fuck me till my bladder bursts"

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so we did an instrumental
in the end.

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Classy.

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It was our last ever
performance.

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Spot. Remember your view.

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Do you wanna take your coat off,
love?

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One minute.

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I'll stack them,
like Tupperware.

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No, it's not working.
You'll be fine.

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- It is dead sweaty out there.
- Well done, mate.

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Are you alright, love?

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Hey, I've got some advice
for you, alright?

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Key wisdom.
Don't ever forget this.

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If things ever get lairy,
turn the conversation to jazz.

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Confuses people.

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And get on the hot, bad jazzers,
Mingus, Coltrane.

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You're on. Go, go.

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Johanna Morrigan

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from the Warstones Estate
in Wolverhampton.

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She says her poem is influenced
by her family's unusual business

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breeding Border Collie dogs.

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- That's right.
- I love a collie.

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Take it away, Johanna,
with our final poem..

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...about friendship.

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Go on.

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"My Best Friend
by Johanna Morrigan.

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"My father sells your babies.

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"You howl when you're alone.

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"You do not know
who your parents are.

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"And all you want to do is bone.

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"Well, my best friend is Bianca,
my dog.

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"Despite her mental health
seeming fragile

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"And when it comes to scaring
off assailants, or yobs

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"she has proven less than agile.

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"You cannot hug me
with your paws.

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"I know, Bianca.

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- I've tried."
- Come on, Johanna.

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"Dog anatomy lacks
rotator cuffs.

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"You can't open your forelegs
that wide

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"but, Bianca,
I know you can always hug me.

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"You can always hug me

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Hug me with your eyes."

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I'm so nervous.
I'm so nervous.

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When you know that there's
one million people watching

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it's nerve-racking.

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I'm just -- I'm just mad.

249
00:12:56,879 --> 00:12:58,363
Anyway, to be honest, Alan...

250
00:12:58,398 --> 00:13:00,262
- Oh, here she comes.
- I'm just...

251
00:13:00,296 --> 00:13:01,608
That's what everyone says.

252
00:13:01,642 --> 00:13:02,782
Just -- just a mad

253
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:04,162
lonely teenager into dog.

254
00:13:04,197 --> 00:13:07,027
But -- but we, we're like

255
00:13:07,062 --> 00:13:10,134
Sha -- Shaggy and Scooby-Doo.

256
00:13:10,168 --> 00:13:14,103
Best friends forever
against the world.

257
00:13:14,138 --> 00:13:18,521
I rove my rog.
Everybody roves my rog.

258
00:13:18,556 --> 00:13:22,594
- Let's --
- Scooby! Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

259
00:13:22,629 --> 00:13:24,804
Just as a reminder,
later on in the program

260
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:27,565
we're going to make some
groaty cakes with a modern twist

261
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:29,463
with Cyrille Regis,
so don't tune out.

262
00:13:29,498 --> 00:13:31,086
Maybe Johanna would be more
comfortable over there

263
00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:34,986
while I announce the winner of
Young Midlands Poet of the Year

264
00:13:35,021 --> 00:13:36,298
Lee Veltman.

265
00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:39,163
[indistinct chatter]

266
00:13:41,406 --> 00:13:43,029
Okay.

267
00:13:43,063 --> 00:13:45,341
We're gonna keep
a tight formation

268
00:13:45,376 --> 00:13:48,482
and you're gonna remember
Krissi's crisis mantra.

269
00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:53,177
Everyone can suck a big bag
of dicks.

270
00:13:53,211 --> 00:13:55,938
Good girl. Come on.

271
00:13:55,973 --> 00:13:57,526
Maybe no one saw it.

272
00:13:58,907 --> 00:14:00,218
Yeah.

273
00:14:00,943 --> 00:14:02,669
All good so far.

274
00:14:04,809 --> 00:14:07,847
- Here she is. Scooby-Doo!
- Yeah, fuck them all.

275
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:09,469
Scooby-Doo!
Scooby-Doo!

276
00:14:09,503 --> 00:14:11,436
[clamoring]

277
00:14:11,471 --> 00:14:14,715
Is your brother Shaggy?
Shaggy..

278
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:16,372
Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

279
00:14:16,407 --> 00:14:17,442
[laughs]

280
00:14:17,477 --> 00:14:20,204
Go on.
Do you want Scooby Snacks?

281
00:14:20,238 --> 00:14:22,723
Here's your Scooby Snacks, eh?

282
00:14:22,758 --> 00:14:24,208
Can I help you, lads?

283
00:14:25,623 --> 00:14:28,384
- Hey, is that Karl Boden?
- What about it?

284
00:14:28,419 --> 00:14:31,836
I fucked your mum back in '72.

285
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,356
Give her my regards, won't you?

286
00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:36,220
- Oh, mate.
- Come on, let's go.

287
00:14:36,254 --> 00:14:38,498
Go on inside, kids.
Tea's ready.

288
00:14:38,532 --> 00:14:41,777
Your mum's busy garnishing
the toast with beans.

289
00:14:41,811 --> 00:14:45,160
Pat Morrigan?
You have puppies for sale?

290
00:14:45,194 --> 00:14:47,024
I do, yes.
Famous pups, as it happens.

291
00:14:47,058 --> 00:14:51,200
Immortalized in poetry
on "Today In The Midlands."

292
00:14:51,235 --> 00:14:53,996
I'm from the DSS.

293
00:14:54,031 --> 00:14:55,998
We're investigating allegations
you've been illegally claiming

294
00:14:56,033 --> 00:14:59,105
disability benefit whilst
breeding Border Collie dogs.

295
00:14:59,139 --> 00:15:00,520
Not me, love.

296
00:15:02,522 --> 00:15:03,523
No.

297
00:15:04,869 --> 00:15:06,215
Rats, though.

298
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:08,700
We've got a big rat problem
around here.

299
00:15:08,735 --> 00:15:11,186
[instrumental music]

300
00:15:20,264 --> 00:15:22,128
I'm so sorry.

301
00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:27,961
Losing the TV is tough

302
00:15:27,996 --> 00:15:31,378
like when Beth dies
in "Little Women."

303
00:15:31,413 --> 00:15:35,693
I have become
destroyer of the world.

304
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:38,903
I shall feast
only on my misery.

305
00:15:42,769 --> 00:15:44,184
And jam.

306
00:15:45,668 --> 00:15:48,257
What have I done? I've brought
ruin upon our family.

307
00:15:48,292 --> 00:15:50,052
I think I'm dying.

308
00:15:50,087 --> 00:15:52,917
You are not dying, Johanna.

309
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,057
This is called anxiety.

310
00:15:55,092 --> 00:15:56,956
Will jam make it better?

311
00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:59,441
No, jam will not make it better.

312
00:15:59,475 --> 00:16:02,547
I'm afraid you will
just have to accept this.

313
00:16:02,582 --> 00:16:03,928
The thing is, I don't think

314
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,655
my main problem is anxiety,
Mr. Freud.

315
00:16:06,689 --> 00:16:10,762
I just need money.
Money for the family.

316
00:16:10,797 --> 00:16:14,456
But I am now a failed artist,
and when you're a failed artist

317
00:16:14,490 --> 00:16:17,321
there's only one thing
you can do.

318
00:16:17,355 --> 00:16:19,806
- You have to die.
- Johanna, no!

319
00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:22,878
- No, you must live.
- No, you have so much
to live for.

320
00:16:22,912 --> 00:16:26,019
Johanna, honey, we need you.

321
00:16:26,054 --> 00:16:27,331
No! Never.

322
00:16:27,365 --> 00:16:30,368
I've got some good tips
on how to do it.

323
00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:36,409
- What you doing?
- Working out how to die.

324
00:16:36,443 --> 00:16:39,584
- Fair enough.
- Ask me why.

325
00:16:41,103 --> 00:16:42,587
I know why.

326
00:16:42,622 --> 00:16:45,452
I'd wanna die too
if I'd shamed myself

327
00:16:45,487 --> 00:16:47,385
plunged my whole family
into poverty.

328
00:16:47,420 --> 00:16:51,044
It's fair enough.
I would have advised it myself.

329
00:16:51,079 --> 00:16:55,152
Maybe I'll commit the ultimate
sacrifice, cut my hair off

330
00:16:55,186 --> 00:16:57,016
like Jo March, sell it.

331
00:16:57,050 --> 00:17:00,502
I'm not sure cash converters
have a hair department, Johanna.

332
00:17:02,331 --> 00:17:03,746
[sniffles]

333
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:07,854
Stop moping.

334
00:17:07,888 --> 00:17:11,271
Try this.
They're looking for writers.

335
00:17:11,306 --> 00:17:13,515
It's a competition
to be a rock critic.

336
00:17:15,103 --> 00:17:17,243
You might wanna give
your poetry a break.

337
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,453
"Live and breathe music?

338
00:17:20,487 --> 00:17:23,076
"D-and-ME are hiring
hip young gunslingers.

339
00:17:23,111 --> 00:17:24,836
Show us what you've got."

340
00:17:24,871 --> 00:17:27,494
I am none of those things.
You should do this.

341
00:17:27,529 --> 00:17:29,703
I'm not a corporate
sell-out whore.

342
00:17:29,738 --> 00:17:32,361
Those guys only write about
what they think is cool.

343
00:17:32,396 --> 00:17:33,914
I write about what I love.

344
00:17:33,949 --> 00:17:36,607
It just happens that
everything I love is cool.

345
00:17:36,641 --> 00:17:40,024
A ten-year-old could be
a rock critic.

346
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:43,545
Now I just need some modern rock
to critic.

347
00:17:46,996 --> 00:17:48,619
Touch that and die.

348
00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:02,909
[instrumental music]

349
00:18:02,943 --> 00:18:04,255
[Krissi laughing]

350
00:18:04,290 --> 00:18:05,912
- My God.
- This is a classic.

351
00:18:05,946 --> 00:18:09,674
♪ The sun'll come out
tomorrow ♪

352
00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:14,507
♪ Bet your bottom dollar
that tomorrow ♪

353
00:18:14,541 --> 00:18:16,612
♪ There'll be sun

354
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:21,962
♪ Just thinking
about tomorrow ♪

355
00:18:21,997 --> 00:18:24,758
♪ Clears away
the cobwebs and the sorrow.. ♪

356
00:18:24,793 --> 00:18:25,966
Hey.

357
00:18:26,001 --> 00:18:28,210
Emily and Charlotte Bronte
shared quills.

358
00:18:28,245 --> 00:18:30,454
Yeah, well,
I want it back by 5:00.

359
00:18:30,488 --> 00:18:33,319
- And you are so Anne.
- Don't start that again.

360
00:18:33,353 --> 00:18:35,528
♪ And lonely

361
00:18:35,562 --> 00:18:37,737
♪ I just stick out my chin

362
00:18:37,771 --> 00:18:42,673
♪ And grin and say

363
00:18:42,707 --> 00:18:48,920
♪ Oh the sun'll come out
tomorrow ♪

364
00:18:48,955 --> 00:18:53,718
♪ So you gotta hang on
till tomorrow ♪

365
00:18:53,753 --> 00:18:57,239
♪ Come what may

366
00:18:57,274 --> 00:19:00,277
♪ Tomorrow tomorrow

367
00:19:00,311 --> 00:19:02,934
♪ I love ya tomorrow

368
00:19:02,969 --> 00:19:08,906
♪ You're always a day away

369
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:14,325
♪ When I'm stuck with a day
that's grey and lonely ♪

370
00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:21,332
♪ I just stick out my chin
and grin and say ♪

371
00:19:21,367 --> 00:19:23,334
♪ Oh..

372
00:19:23,369 --> 00:19:25,336
[all gasping]

373
00:19:27,027 --> 00:19:28,822
That's disgusting.

374
00:19:37,383 --> 00:19:39,039
Are you dying?

375
00:19:40,144 --> 00:19:41,110
No.

376
00:19:42,146 --> 00:19:43,906
This is a period, Lupin.

377
00:19:43,941 --> 00:19:47,289
It is why women have been
oppressed throughout history.

378
00:19:47,324 --> 00:19:48,842
Till the twin-tub was invented

379
00:19:48,877 --> 00:19:52,501
we were too busy scrubbing
to agitate for the vote.

380
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:55,918
Will I get a period?

381
00:19:58,956 --> 00:19:59,957
Yes.

382
00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:00,958
[gasps]

383
00:20:03,271 --> 00:20:04,582
Johanna.

384
00:20:11,037 --> 00:20:12,141
Hello?

385
00:20:16,353 --> 00:20:17,768
Interview.

386
00:20:18,907 --> 00:20:21,427
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

387
00:20:23,912 --> 00:20:27,260
♪ The sun'll come out
tomorrow ♪

388
00:20:27,295 --> 00:20:32,196
♪ So you gotta hang on
'til tomorrow ♪

389
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:35,372
♪ Come what may

390
00:20:35,406 --> 00:20:38,271
♪ Tomorrow tomorrow

391
00:20:38,306 --> 00:20:40,825
♪ I love ya tomorrow

392
00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:45,589
♪ You're always a day away

393
00:20:45,623 --> 00:20:49,558
♪ Tomorrow tomorrow

394
00:20:49,593 --> 00:20:52,285
♪ I love ya tomorrow

395
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:55,150
♪ You're always

396
00:20:55,184 --> 00:20:59,258
♪ A day

397
00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:02,088
[instrumental music]

398
00:21:04,780 --> 00:21:11,891
♪ Away ♪

399
00:21:18,104 --> 00:21:20,555
[rock music on stereo]

400
00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:35,259
[indistinct chatter]

401
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,747
I know Prince is short

402
00:21:40,782 --> 00:21:43,198
but you've made him look like
a sex case Oompa Loompa.

403
00:21:43,232 --> 00:21:44,924
Tell him to take off
his top or something.

404
00:21:44,958 --> 00:21:47,202
Enbiggen him, if necessary.

405
00:21:47,236 --> 00:21:49,480
[indistinct chatter]

406
00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:55,624
Oh, Just Seventeen's
on the 23rd floor, love.

407
00:21:56,556 --> 00:21:59,283
Thank you, but no.

408
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:03,632
I'm Johanna Morrigan.
I have an interview for the job.

409
00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:06,048
Hot young gunslinger.

410
00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:07,636
Fucking hell.

411
00:22:07,671 --> 00:22:11,433
Right, there goes a tenner.
Andy, you win.

412
00:22:11,468 --> 00:22:14,091
- Sorry, we didn't think
you were real, love.
- What?

413
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:17,439
Well, a 16-year-old girl
reviewing the soundtrack
to Annie?

414
00:22:17,474 --> 00:22:21,029
We just thought it was
the dicks at NME winding us up.

415
00:22:21,063 --> 00:22:23,272
But did you think
my writing was good?

416
00:22:23,307 --> 00:22:25,136
Yeah, it was funny.

417
00:22:25,171 --> 00:22:28,277
It made us laugh.
But it's not really us.

418
00:22:29,589 --> 00:22:31,971
- So I go?
- I guess.

419
00:22:33,455 --> 00:22:34,629
Here.

420
00:22:35,802 --> 00:22:37,873
You've come a long way.

421
00:22:37,908 --> 00:22:39,634
Have a free T-shirt.

422
00:22:44,639 --> 00:22:46,192
Thank you.

423
00:22:49,851 --> 00:22:52,578
[toilet flushing]

424
00:23:00,137 --> 00:23:04,417
I was right the first time.
I'm not cool.

425
00:23:04,452 --> 00:23:06,557
I should just die.

426
00:23:12,218 --> 00:23:15,635
Do you know
what cool people are, Johanna?

427
00:23:17,982 --> 00:23:21,400
Cool, like the people
in that room?

428
00:23:21,434 --> 00:23:25,231
Cool people are the worst.

429
00:23:25,265 --> 00:23:29,097
They don't dance, they wear
uncomfortable little trousers

430
00:23:29,131 --> 00:23:32,272
and they're constantly
misquoting Kerouac.

431
00:23:32,307 --> 00:23:35,172
Have you read "On The Road,"
Johanna?

432
00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:40,246
Don't bother. It is a very long
book about a man getting a lift.

433
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:43,387
Do you know what
a good book is?

434
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,285
"Little House on the Prairie."

435
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:49,531
She makes her own knickers,
and her dad shoots a bear.

436
00:23:49,566 --> 00:23:51,119
That's a story.

437
00:23:52,948 --> 00:23:55,779
Come on, give your face a rinse

438
00:23:55,813 --> 00:23:58,195
and dance back into that room.

439
00:23:58,229 --> 00:24:00,093
I'm too scared.

440
00:24:00,128 --> 00:24:01,440
Scared?

441
00:24:01,474 --> 00:24:05,858
Darling, rooms like that
need girls like you.

442
00:24:07,791 --> 00:24:11,864
This is why you are magic.

443
00:24:20,873 --> 00:24:23,358
[upbeat music]

444
00:24:28,294 --> 00:24:29,916
Look. Look!

445
00:24:29,951 --> 00:24:31,262
I might not know much about

446
00:24:31,297 --> 00:24:34,680
your Carter
the Unstoppable Sex Machine

447
00:24:34,714 --> 00:24:39,374
or your Sultans of Ping FC,
or your fire drill next Tuesday

448
00:24:39,408 --> 00:24:42,101
but if you think I'm funny
and I can write

449
00:24:42,135 --> 00:24:44,310
then -- then it can't be
harder to learn about

450
00:24:44,344 --> 00:24:45,380
than the periodic table

451
00:24:45,414 --> 00:24:48,383
and I got a 98 percent
on that test.

452
00:24:48,417 --> 00:24:50,523
I only failed on Kr.

453
00:24:50,558 --> 00:24:52,560
Krypton is my kryptonite.

454
00:24:52,594 --> 00:24:57,565
I -- I could improvise,
like the hot, bad jazzers.

455
00:24:57,599 --> 00:25:00,084
Coltrane and Mingus.

456
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:02,052
Give her
the Manic Street Preachers.

457
00:25:02,086 --> 00:25:04,226
You're doing the Manics, Tony.

458
00:25:06,435 --> 00:25:09,611
I have just scalped Morrissey.
I'm exhausted from the kill.

459
00:25:09,646 --> 00:25:11,095
I need to rest in the shade.

460
00:25:11,130 --> 00:25:12,511
Besides, you didn't tell me

461
00:25:12,545 --> 00:25:15,272
the Manics were in Birmingham.

462
00:25:15,306 --> 00:25:18,793
I'm not really feeling
regional right now.

463
00:25:18,827 --> 00:25:20,208
Try her.

464
00:25:22,900 --> 00:25:25,765
Well, fuck it.
Yeah, trial run.

465
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,595
Johanna,
you get to make first contact

466
00:25:27,629 --> 00:25:28,941
with the demented Welshmen.

467
00:25:28,975 --> 00:25:30,908
Man the barricades for us,
yeah?

468
00:25:30,943 --> 00:25:34,049
Leaping lizards!

469
00:25:34,084 --> 00:25:35,292
Okay.

470
00:25:37,190 --> 00:25:38,260
What?

471
00:25:38,295 --> 00:25:40,573
Are you in fact being Annie
right now?

472
00:25:40,608 --> 00:25:41,850
Yes, sir.

473
00:25:41,885 --> 00:25:44,646
Enjoy the munificent
ten-P per word.

474
00:25:44,681 --> 00:25:46,752
I will.

475
00:25:46,786 --> 00:25:48,857
I'm much obliged to you, sir.

476
00:25:49,996 --> 00:25:51,411
I'll remember that.

477
00:26:01,490 --> 00:26:03,492
I have nothing to wear.

478
00:26:03,527 --> 00:26:05,425
That is not factually correct.

479
00:26:06,979 --> 00:26:10,016
Nothing to wear
for who I need to be.

480
00:26:11,259 --> 00:26:14,158
The best item of clothing I own
is my hair.

481
00:26:19,336 --> 00:26:21,441
Is my hair.

482
00:26:21,476 --> 00:26:22,719
[laughs]

483
00:26:22,753 --> 00:26:24,790
You look like Captain Caveman.

484
00:26:26,792 --> 00:26:27,965
Krissi.

485
00:26:28,725 --> 00:26:30,554
Absolutely not.

486
00:26:32,660 --> 00:26:35,110
[upbeat music]

487
00:26:36,491 --> 00:26:38,769
I've been saving that
for three years.

488
00:26:39,701 --> 00:26:42,566
This is nine pounds forty-eight.

489
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:45,017
Yeah, well, the Fanzine has
a lot of overheads.

490
00:26:45,051 --> 00:26:47,122
Revolutionary independence
is costly.

491
00:26:47,157 --> 00:26:51,161
That's okay. I can totally
transform myself
for nine pounds forty-eight.

492
00:26:51,195 --> 00:26:53,819
Hmm.

493
00:26:53,853 --> 00:26:57,443
♪ That girl thinks she's the
queen of the neighborhood ♪

494
00:26:57,477 --> 00:27:01,240
♪ She's got the hottest strike
in town ♪

495
00:27:01,274 --> 00:27:04,484
♪ That girl she holds her
head up so high ♪

496
00:27:04,519 --> 00:27:08,178
♪ I think I wanna be
her best friend yeah ♪

497
00:27:08,212 --> 00:27:11,491
♪ Rebel girl rebel girl

498
00:27:11,526 --> 00:27:15,219
♪ Rebel girl you are the queen
of my world ♪

499
00:27:15,254 --> 00:27:16,980
♪ Rebel girl rebel girl

500
00:27:17,014 --> 00:27:18,360
I need this.

501
00:27:18,395 --> 00:27:20,017
♪ I think I wanna
take you home ♪

502
00:27:20,052 --> 00:27:22,848
♪ I wanna try on your clothes
uh ♪

503
00:27:22,882 --> 00:27:25,367
[music continues]

504
00:27:35,930 --> 00:27:37,276
♪ Uh

505
00:27:39,865 --> 00:27:43,282
♪ Rebel girl rebel girl

506
00:27:43,316 --> 00:27:47,010
♪ Rebel girl you are the queen
of my world ♪

507
00:27:47,044 --> 00:27:50,496
Observe the world's greatest
eyeliner.

508
00:27:50,530 --> 00:27:51,842
♪ I know I wanna
take you home ♪

509
00:27:51,877 --> 00:27:53,326
♪ I wanna try on your clothes

510
00:27:53,361 --> 00:27:57,089
♪ My rebel girl ♪

511
00:28:00,955 --> 00:28:03,129
Good God,
it's the Child Catcher.

512
00:28:03,164 --> 00:28:05,925
No. Johanna Morrigan is dead.

513
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:09,515
This, this is the legendary
Dolly Wilde.

514
00:28:10,792 --> 00:28:12,069
MegaN.

515
00:28:15,417 --> 00:28:17,350
You never forget
your first gig, bab.

516
00:28:17,385 --> 00:28:19,076
It's like your first kick
in the balls.

517
00:28:19,111 --> 00:28:21,147
Changes your life.

518
00:28:21,182 --> 00:28:22,804
Now get your ears
around my remix.

519
00:28:22,839 --> 00:28:24,944
Your dad's gone up a level.

520
00:28:24,979 --> 00:28:27,222
♪ Can anybody hear me? ♪

521
00:28:27,257 --> 00:28:30,053
Do you like this one?
I've done it rave style.

522
00:28:30,087 --> 00:28:32,572
I'm on one, love.
And I'm back.

523
00:28:32,607 --> 00:28:36,404
Next Live Aid, I'm getting the
Phil Collins slot, both of them.

524
00:28:36,438 --> 00:28:39,614
No, fuck it, three.
I'll do Africa and all.

525
00:28:39,648 --> 00:28:41,823
♪ Day-O! ♪

526
00:28:41,858 --> 00:28:43,445
Too right.

527
00:28:45,102 --> 00:28:47,760
[laughing]

528
00:28:47,795 --> 00:28:49,935
For I'm the bastard son
of Brendan Behan

529
00:28:49,969 --> 00:28:52,696
and one day these fuckers
will all bow down to me.

530
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,422
Whoo!

531
00:28:59,841 --> 00:29:03,500
Look at that. The Midlands.

532
00:29:03,534 --> 00:29:05,295
When I was your age,
the only thing we cared about

533
00:29:05,329 --> 00:29:06,952
was how to escape.

534
00:29:06,986 --> 00:29:08,263
So, you either become a boxer

535
00:29:08,298 --> 00:29:10,956
a footballer or a pop star.

536
00:29:10,990 --> 00:29:12,474
It's the only way.

537
00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:16,582
Obviously, I chose pop star.

538
00:29:16,616 --> 00:29:21,690
But you...you've got
your writing, bab.

539
00:29:21,725 --> 00:29:23,382
You've found a new way.

540
00:29:23,416 --> 00:29:24,555
I know.

541
00:29:25,833 --> 00:29:30,147
I meant for me, like.
Get me in the papers.

542
00:29:32,011 --> 00:29:34,324
I know what to do
this time around.

543
00:29:34,358 --> 00:29:36,705
First time around
I was a right twat.

544
00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:41,055
I'm ready for it now.

545
00:29:41,089 --> 00:29:44,058
The songs are ready.
They're all killer.

546
00:29:44,092 --> 00:29:46,267
You'll know
when it's the right time.

547
00:29:48,269 --> 00:29:50,996
[indistinct chatter]

548
00:29:58,037 --> 00:30:01,696
Yeah, hey, hey!
Access all areas. Come on.

549
00:30:01,730 --> 00:30:04,181
[upbeat music]

550
00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:12,500
♪ Check the new ride out
it's alright ♪

551
00:30:12,534 --> 00:30:14,674
♪ Silence ain't in season ♪

552
00:30:14,709 --> 00:30:16,987
- What are your expenses like?
- Ah..

553
00:30:17,022 --> 00:30:20,577
Can I get a pint of Guinness,
please, and a whisky chaser?

554
00:30:20,611 --> 00:30:23,718
If only we were in Dublin, eh?
Get a proper pint.

555
00:30:25,133 --> 00:30:26,583
Good evening.

556
00:30:26,617 --> 00:30:29,068
You alright, Birmingham?
Good to be back.

557
00:30:29,103 --> 00:30:31,864
Manic Street Preachers
by Dolly Wilde.

558
00:30:31,899 --> 00:30:36,317
April 8th, Edwards No. 8,
Digbeth, Birmingham

559
00:30:36,351 --> 00:30:39,803
West Midlands, United Kingdom,
The World, Milky Way.

560
00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:43,324
We come from urban hell,
and we destroy rock 'n' roll.

561
00:30:44,946 --> 00:30:47,500
[rock music]

562
00:30:56,751 --> 00:31:02,515
♪ We are not your sinners
our voices are for real ♪

563
00:31:02,550 --> 00:31:05,311
♪ We realized
and we won't be mourned ♪

564
00:31:05,346 --> 00:31:08,038
♪ We're gonna burn your death
mask uniforms ♪

565
00:31:08,073 --> 00:31:13,872
♪ We won't die of devotion
understand we can never belong ♪

566
00:31:13,906 --> 00:31:16,046
♪ Thrown some acid
into your face ♪

567
00:31:16,081 --> 00:31:19,705
♪ Pollute your mineral water
with a strychnine taste ♪

568
00:31:20,948 --> 00:31:22,363
♪ You

569
00:31:23,536 --> 00:31:24,848
♪ Love

570
00:31:26,608 --> 00:31:27,747
♪ Us

571
00:31:27,782 --> 00:31:29,197
♪ You love us

572
00:31:29,232 --> 00:31:30,681
♪ You love us

573
00:31:30,716 --> 00:31:32,373
♪ You love

574
00:31:32,407 --> 00:31:34,513
♪ You love us

575
00:31:34,547 --> 00:31:37,654
♪ Oh you love us

576
00:31:37,688 --> 00:31:39,104
♪ You love us

577
00:31:39,138 --> 00:31:41,830
♪ You love us
you love us ♪

578
00:31:49,217 --> 00:31:52,634
♪ Until I see love in statues
your lessons.. ♪

579
00:31:54,740 --> 00:31:57,743
♪ Parliament's
a fake life saver ♪

580
00:31:57,777 --> 00:32:01,264
♪ You better wake up
and smell the real flavor.. ♪♪

581
00:32:04,853 --> 00:32:06,234
"At 9:00 p.m. last night

582
00:32:06,269 --> 00:32:07,926
"rock and roll
meant nothing to me.

583
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:12,171
By midnight, it was the most
important thing in the world."

584
00:32:14,035 --> 00:32:15,416
[sighs]

585
00:32:24,011 --> 00:32:25,495
Yow gonna buy that?

586
00:32:27,048 --> 00:32:28,636
You gonna buy that?

587
00:32:29,740 --> 00:32:31,950
I'm a newsagent's,
not a library.

588
00:32:31,984 --> 00:32:33,917
Look, Mr. S. I'm a byline.

589
00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:36,368
I'm hearing the word buy
and I'm liking it.

590
00:32:36,402 --> 00:32:39,336
I've got your dad's bill here,
27.48.

591
00:32:39,371 --> 00:32:41,787
Dad has a bill here?

592
00:32:41,821 --> 00:32:43,789
Yeah.

593
00:32:43,823 --> 00:32:46,274
Charge them to the account,
Mr. S.

594
00:32:46,309 --> 00:32:47,827
I'm a rock critic now.

595
00:32:47,862 --> 00:32:51,762
I come from urban hell
and I describe rock and roll.

596
00:32:51,797 --> 00:32:54,248
[instrumental music]

597
00:33:01,910 --> 00:33:04,154
Edward's No. 8.

598
00:33:04,189 --> 00:33:06,156
Bath Moles.

599
00:33:06,191 --> 00:33:08,814
Rayleigh Pink Toothbrush.

600
00:33:08,848 --> 00:33:10,091
Derby Warehouse.

601
00:33:10,126 --> 00:33:11,127
Wilde.

602
00:33:11,161 --> 00:33:13,405
Windsor Old Trout.

603
00:33:13,439 --> 00:33:16,132
King Tut's Wah Wah Hut.

604
00:33:16,166 --> 00:33:17,685
Dudley JB's.

605
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,413
For when the house is too small

606
00:33:21,447 --> 00:33:23,035
and your bones itch to dance

607
00:33:23,070 --> 00:33:25,313
and you pretend the dry ice
is getting you high

608
00:33:25,348 --> 00:33:28,247
and it doesn't feel right until
your clothes cling to you

609
00:33:28,282 --> 00:33:29,766
with sweat.

610
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,423
These are the places you come

611
00:33:31,457 --> 00:33:33,390
where you can dance and scream

612
00:33:33,425 --> 00:33:35,185
and be with your own kind

613
00:33:35,220 --> 00:33:37,670
and where everything is
possible.

614
00:33:37,705 --> 00:33:40,777
♪ I'm movin' on up now ♪

615
00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:45,575
- See you later.
- Bye.

616
00:33:45,609 --> 00:33:47,715
- Love you!
- We love you!

617
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:02,626
[sighs]

618
00:34:17,710 --> 00:34:19,643
[alarm beeping]

619
00:34:24,165 --> 00:34:27,272
Wake up, Fucko. School.

620
00:34:27,306 --> 00:34:30,378
♪ My light shines on

621
00:34:32,622 --> 00:34:33,968
♪ My light shines on

622
00:34:34,002 --> 00:34:35,452
Come on.

623
00:34:35,487 --> 00:34:37,178
Yeah, shut up.

624
00:34:37,213 --> 00:34:41,355
So this is Dolly Wilde,
from D-and-ME.

625
00:34:41,389 --> 00:34:42,804
My sister.

626
00:34:42,839 --> 00:34:44,012
There you go.

627
00:34:44,047 --> 00:34:46,774
♪ ...shines on

628
00:34:46,808 --> 00:34:49,432
♪ I'm getting
out of the darkness ♪

629
00:34:49,466 --> 00:34:51,882
♪ My light shines on

630
00:34:51,917 --> 00:34:54,437
♪ I'm getting
out of the darkness ♪

631
00:34:54,471 --> 00:34:56,749
♪ My light shines on

632
00:34:56,784 --> 00:34:59,511
♪ I'm getting
out of the darkness ♪

633
00:34:59,545 --> 00:35:02,652
♪ My light shines on ♪

634
00:35:02,686 --> 00:35:04,585
- Nice one. Come on.
- There.

635
00:35:04,619 --> 00:35:07,346
- Let's have a look.
- Lu.

636
00:35:07,381 --> 00:35:09,072
I think that's for you, love.

637
00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:12,489
And this one's yours. Krissi.

638
00:35:12,524 --> 00:35:13,973
Dad, have you got rice?

639
00:35:14,008 --> 00:35:15,320
[doorbell rings]

640
00:35:15,354 --> 00:35:16,597
Dad.

641
00:35:16,631 --> 00:35:18,806
You've taken the last chow mein,
son.

642
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:21,567
- I've been left with rice.
- I love chicken chow mein.

643
00:35:21,602 --> 00:35:23,914
Johanna, are these twats
for you?

644
00:35:25,916 --> 00:35:28,816
- Are you girl from D-and-ME?
- I am she.

645
00:35:28,850 --> 00:35:33,027
These are the Strange Cages
from Bilston.

646
00:35:33,061 --> 00:35:36,444
So sorry about that.
Pat, will you deal with this?

647
00:35:36,479 --> 00:35:37,859
Yeah, come on in, lads.
Nice one.

648
00:35:37,894 --> 00:35:39,378
Nice to meet you.
Yeah, yeah.

649
00:35:39,413 --> 00:35:40,828
- You the bass player?
- Yeah.

650
00:35:40,862 --> 00:35:42,312
You'd be better off over here,
mate.

651
00:35:42,347 --> 00:35:44,176
A nice bit of separation there,
yeah.

652
00:35:44,211 --> 00:35:46,730
It's not quite what I meant.

653
00:35:46,765 --> 00:35:48,870
This isn't the friggin'
commitments.

654
00:35:48,905 --> 00:35:51,908
So first up is a song
about unrequited love.

655
00:35:51,942 --> 00:35:55,567
It's called
"Annabelle, My Bloodied Heart."

656
00:35:55,601 --> 00:35:58,086
[upbeat music]

657
00:35:58,121 --> 00:35:59,847
You'd have a better chance
with Annabella

658
00:35:59,881 --> 00:36:02,436
if you gave your hair a wash,
love.

659
00:36:03,368 --> 00:36:04,921
♪ That's when you know

660
00:36:04,955 --> 00:36:07,613
♪ Whoa!

661
00:36:07,648 --> 00:36:08,787
Hold on a minute, lads.

662
00:36:08,821 --> 00:36:11,203
Lads, just -- just
stop you there.

663
00:36:11,238 --> 00:36:12,929
- You're lagging a bit
on the drums.
- What the hell --

664
00:36:12,963 --> 00:36:15,034
You are, yeah.
You're not keeping time right.

665
00:36:15,069 --> 00:36:16,760
Come here, just step aside.
Let me have a little go.

666
00:36:16,795 --> 00:36:18,762
Come here. I'll show you
a few little tricks here.

667
00:36:18,797 --> 00:36:21,420
I'll show you a bit of
rock 'n' roll. Are you ready?

668
00:36:21,455 --> 00:36:23,698
One, two, three, four.

669
00:36:23,733 --> 00:36:27,392
♪ I see the cracks
they start to show ♪

670
00:36:27,426 --> 00:36:31,085
♪ That's when you need it
that's when you know ♪

671
00:36:31,119 --> 00:36:34,882
♪ Whoa!

672
00:36:34,916 --> 00:36:38,713
♪ I kick old habits
they bring it out ♪

673
00:36:38,748 --> 00:36:42,441
♪ They leave you something
to figure out ♪

674
00:36:42,476 --> 00:36:43,477
♪ Whoa! ♪

675
00:36:43,511 --> 00:36:44,857
Where are you going?

676
00:36:44,892 --> 00:36:46,445
What are we supposed to
do with that lot?

677
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:48,413
Dolly Wilde's on the move,
like Aslan.

678
00:36:48,447 --> 00:36:50,311
Right, well,
it's Johanna Morrigan's turn

679
00:36:50,346 --> 00:36:51,899
to clean out the deep-fat fryer.

680
00:36:51,933 --> 00:36:54,419
This bitch be paying rent,
Krissi.

681
00:36:57,111 --> 00:36:59,458
You're not friggin' Superman,
you know.

682
00:36:59,493 --> 00:37:02,012
You're just a girl in a hat
typing jangly.

683
00:37:03,945 --> 00:37:06,396
[upbeat music]

684
00:37:09,434 --> 00:37:14,197
- Alright, come on. Story.
- Oh, yeah.

685
00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:15,647
Drink?

686
00:37:15,681 --> 00:37:18,477
No, thank you, sir.
I'm high on mere life.

687
00:37:18,512 --> 00:37:20,721
I OD'd on life once.

688
00:37:20,755 --> 00:37:25,277
Someone blew life
right up my arse.

689
00:37:25,312 --> 00:37:30,282
So, how is life in the world
of the hot child genius?

690
00:37:30,317 --> 00:37:33,354
I love the new look, by the way.

691
00:37:33,389 --> 00:37:35,391
Very wild, Ms. Wilde.

692
00:37:35,425 --> 00:37:39,084
Thank you, sir.
Life is frustrating.

693
00:37:39,118 --> 00:37:41,845
Oh, I hate to hear about
a woman being frustrated.

694
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:44,331
I don't seem to be progressing
as I thought I would.

695
00:37:44,365 --> 00:37:45,642
I want bigger things.

696
00:37:45,677 --> 00:37:47,782
Well, in my experience

697
00:37:47,817 --> 00:37:51,165
the world welcomes women
who ask for big things.

698
00:37:51,199 --> 00:37:52,649
So I should just ask?

699
00:37:52,684 --> 00:37:55,169
Ask and it will be given.

700
00:37:57,033 --> 00:38:00,208
I'm telling you.
It is, it has to be.

701
00:38:00,243 --> 00:38:01,693
It has to be.
Kenny, trust me.

702
00:38:01,727 --> 00:38:04,799
Kenny, sir,
may I ask you a question?

703
00:38:04,834 --> 00:38:09,114
- Fire away.
- Can I write a feature, please?

704
00:38:09,148 --> 00:38:12,048
- A feature?
- I want to interview someone.

705
00:38:12,082 --> 00:38:15,085
Let me interview someone.
I like bands. They're friendly.

706
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,191
To you, my darling,
of course they are.

707
00:38:17,225 --> 00:38:19,642
Talk to Derby about features,
alright?

708
00:38:21,368 --> 00:38:25,786
Sir, I think I'm ready
to take on more responsibilities

709
00:38:25,820 --> 00:38:27,477
and stretch myself.

710
00:38:27,512 --> 00:38:29,168
I very much see part of my job

711
00:38:29,203 --> 00:38:33,518
as helping young women
stretch their responsibilities.

712
00:38:34,622 --> 00:38:37,280
Sit here and tell me
more about it.

713
00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:38,626
Sir?

714
00:38:43,528 --> 00:38:45,633
Sit here?

715
00:38:53,883 --> 00:38:55,160
[laughs]

716
00:38:55,194 --> 00:38:56,955
Watch this. Watch this.

717
00:39:00,545 --> 00:39:03,341
This was a good idea.
This is fun.

718
00:39:03,375 --> 00:39:07,379
Does anyone else want a go?
This is awesome.

719
00:39:07,414 --> 00:39:10,831
I mean, it's not as good as a
chair, like all you guys have

720
00:39:10,865 --> 00:39:12,729
but it's definitely second best.

721
00:39:12,764 --> 00:39:15,145
- Maybe we could wrestle, too.
- No.

722
00:39:15,180 --> 00:39:17,596
No, okay, you've got
the feature, okay?

723
00:39:17,631 --> 00:39:19,667
You can do John Kite in Dublin.

724
00:39:21,082 --> 00:39:23,326
They're my thank-you bounces.

725
00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:25,639
Please make sure your
seat's back and tray tables

726
00:39:25,673 --> 00:39:27,226
are in the full upright
positions

727
00:39:27,261 --> 00:39:30,333
and that your seatbelt
is correctly fastened.

728
00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:31,748
So the gig's at 10:00 p.m.

729
00:39:31,783 --> 00:39:32,991
We'll do the interview first
in the pub.

730
00:39:33,025 --> 00:39:35,649
Are all planes this small?

731
00:39:35,683 --> 00:39:37,167
Here's some clippings
and some photos.

732
00:39:37,202 --> 00:39:38,893
You've heard his new record,
yes?

733
00:39:38,928 --> 00:39:41,344
Is this turbulence?

734
00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:42,863
We haven't taken off yet.

735
00:39:44,140 --> 00:39:46,970
They say flying
is the safest mode of transport

736
00:39:47,005 --> 00:39:49,594
but surely that's walking.

737
00:39:51,665 --> 00:39:53,701
[gasps]

738
00:39:55,462 --> 00:39:59,051
Then after the show, I'll be
with John Kite at all times.

739
00:40:01,985 --> 00:40:04,332
- Oh, God, what's happening?
- Eh?

740
00:40:04,367 --> 00:40:06,300
Well, we've just gone
above the clouds.

741
00:40:08,475 --> 00:40:10,960
[instrumental music]

742
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,009
John, what are you
talking about? Come back to me.

743
00:40:26,044 --> 00:40:27,735
Let's just do it in the pub,
you know.

744
00:40:27,770 --> 00:40:30,186
- Listen..
- John. D-and-ME's here.

745
00:40:36,399 --> 00:40:38,850
[instrumental music]

746
00:40:42,370 --> 00:40:46,754
John. D-and-ME.
This is Dolly Wilde.

747
00:40:46,789 --> 00:40:50,413
Alright, Duchess?
Pleasure to meet you.

748
00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:52,795
Shall we, uh, brutalize
ourselves with gin?

749
00:40:52,829 --> 00:40:55,004
Oh, I would just like some pop,
please.

750
00:40:55,038 --> 00:40:57,144
- Do you want a cigarette?
-No, thank you.

751
00:40:57,178 --> 00:41:00,734
Ah. Well, I applaud
your brightness.

752
00:41:02,045 --> 00:41:04,047
When you start smoking

753
00:41:04,082 --> 00:41:06,464
you think that you've bought
a fun baby dragon.

754
00:41:06,498 --> 00:41:08,500
You think that you've charmed
a fabulous beast

755
00:41:08,535 --> 00:41:10,951
that will impress both your
enemies and your friends.

756
00:41:10,985 --> 00:41:12,400
Then, 20 years later,
you wake up

757
00:41:12,435 --> 00:41:14,195
with your lungs full of cinder,
the bed's on fire

758
00:41:14,230 --> 00:41:16,543
and you realize
the dragon grew up

759
00:41:16,577 --> 00:41:18,648
and burned your
fucking house down.

760
00:41:21,271 --> 00:41:24,482
- So, the interview..
- Ah, the interview.

761
00:41:24,516 --> 00:41:26,622
My first question is, if you
had to murder someone evil

762
00:41:26,656 --> 00:41:28,244
how would you do it?

763
00:41:28,278 --> 00:41:29,935
- That is an amazing question.
- What's your worst song?

764
00:41:29,970 --> 00:41:31,523
- Oh, I don't know.
- Which is the best Beatle?

765
00:41:31,558 --> 00:41:32,835
Well, that's quite a..

766
00:41:32,869 --> 00:41:34,975
What would you spend a pound on
in a sweet shop?

767
00:41:37,598 --> 00:41:39,669
[laughs]

768
00:41:39,704 --> 00:41:43,121
Darling, have you ever done,
like, an interview before?

769
00:41:43,155 --> 00:41:45,364
No. I will be honest with you.

770
00:41:45,399 --> 00:41:47,505
I've never done
on anything before.

771
00:41:47,539 --> 00:41:50,162
I'm quite new. I went on a plane
today for the first time.

772
00:41:50,197 --> 00:41:53,372
- Do you know how amazing it is?
- Tell me.

773
00:41:53,407 --> 00:41:55,720
Today I learned
an astounding thing.

774
00:41:55,754 --> 00:41:57,653
It's always sunny
above the clouds.

775
00:41:57,687 --> 00:41:59,102
However awful it is on Earth

776
00:41:59,137 --> 00:42:02,278
if you go high enough,
it's always summer.

777
00:42:02,312 --> 00:42:03,969
Isn't that amazing?

778
00:42:06,558 --> 00:42:09,527
- Ed, we're finished here, mate.
- I have other questions.

779
00:42:09,561 --> 00:42:11,701
Look, darling, if you think
I'm gonna sit here

780
00:42:11,736 --> 00:42:13,254
bollocking on about me

781
00:42:13,289 --> 00:42:16,948
when you're both mad as Jesus
and new to abroad.

782
00:42:16,982 --> 00:42:19,260
Come on.
We're going out.

783
00:42:24,058 --> 00:42:25,991
Welcome to the world.

784
00:42:27,752 --> 00:42:29,374
James Joyce's favorite pub.

785
00:42:29,408 --> 00:42:31,479
In Ulysses,
it's Davy Byrnes.

786
00:42:31,514 --> 00:42:32,860
[laughing]

787
00:42:32,895 --> 00:42:35,380
[instrumental music]

788
00:42:52,259 --> 00:42:53,536
[laughs]

789
00:42:58,990 --> 00:43:02,683
Come on, boy. Watch out.
Rock star here.

790
00:43:02,718 --> 00:43:05,375
- John, how you doing?
- Yeah, I'm alright, mate.
I'm good, yeah.

791
00:43:05,410 --> 00:43:07,619
Let's get you started..

792
00:43:07,654 --> 00:43:09,000
Same old routine, eh?

793
00:43:09,034 --> 00:43:11,761
You ready? Good.
It's all good.

794
00:43:12,693 --> 00:43:14,212
There you go.

795
00:43:15,731 --> 00:43:16,939
Thanks.

796
00:43:16,973 --> 00:43:19,251
[audience cheering]

797
00:43:19,286 --> 00:43:20,528
Come on.

798
00:43:22,116 --> 00:43:23,877
Come on, let's do it.

799
00:43:23,911 --> 00:43:26,396
[audience cheering]

800
00:43:32,471 --> 00:43:34,059
This is the Duchess.

801
00:43:38,408 --> 00:43:41,964
Right, I am reliably informed
by Melody Maker

802
00:43:41,998 --> 00:43:44,345
that I break hearts in two, so..

803
00:43:45,519 --> 00:43:47,590
Safety goggles on, eh?

804
00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:49,143
[audience cheering]

805
00:43:49,178 --> 00:43:54,597
♪ You said heartbreak

806
00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:58,670
♪ Only happens

807
00:43:58,705 --> 00:44:02,260
♪ When you're older

808
00:44:05,470 --> 00:44:12,063
♪ Angels don't put
the angels to bed ♪

809
00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:18,310
♪ And it's okay to lie

810
00:44:20,416 --> 00:44:23,937
♪ Is what I have learned

811
00:44:27,561 --> 00:44:34,844
♪ I tell them my day-making girl
is off saving the world ♪

812
00:44:39,262 --> 00:44:44,958
♪ You said heartbreak

813
00:44:44,992 --> 00:44:49,065
♪ Only happens

814
00:44:49,100 --> 00:44:52,241
♪ When you're older

815
00:44:56,245 --> 00:45:03,079
♪ Angels don't put
the angels to bed ♪

816
00:45:05,081 --> 00:45:09,223
♪ And it's okay to lie

817
00:45:11,363 --> 00:45:14,539
♪ Is what I have learned ♪

818
00:45:16,403 --> 00:45:17,887
[door opens]

819
00:45:21,235 --> 00:45:22,789
Classy.

820
00:45:22,823 --> 00:45:24,307
I'm having this.

821
00:45:25,895 --> 00:45:27,241
Hotel tax, innit?

822
00:45:27,276 --> 00:45:29,554
For the honor of my company.

823
00:45:29,588 --> 00:45:31,314
[chuckles]

824
00:45:31,349 --> 00:45:33,523
I do have a proper question now.

825
00:45:33,558 --> 00:45:35,249
Hit me.

826
00:45:35,284 --> 00:45:37,389
Why are your songs so sad?

827
00:45:39,391 --> 00:45:41,877
Oh, baby, now, that's a..

828
00:45:41,911 --> 00:45:43,464
...that's big one.

829
00:45:45,639 --> 00:45:46,605
Well..

830
00:45:47,917 --> 00:45:50,437
...you see, I was, uh..

831
00:45:50,471 --> 00:45:52,404
...born in a crossfire
hurricane.

832
00:45:54,027 --> 00:45:55,200
No, that's a quote.

833
00:45:55,235 --> 00:45:57,099
"Jumpin' Jack Flash."

834
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:01,620
The Stones?

835
00:46:01,655 --> 00:46:04,278
Have you never listened
to the Stones?

836
00:46:04,313 --> 00:46:07,074
I have the "Best Of"
reserved at the library

837
00:46:07,109 --> 00:46:09,836
but there are six other
reservations ahead of me.

838
00:46:09,870 --> 00:46:12,459
And yet you can quote "Ulysses."

839
00:46:12,493 --> 00:46:14,979
Well, no one reserved that
at the library.

840
00:46:17,913 --> 00:46:19,466
I bet.

841
00:46:19,500 --> 00:46:20,467
Well..

842
00:46:21,537 --> 00:46:23,608
...like you, baby,
I'm a scratcher.

843
00:46:23,642 --> 00:46:25,921
I was born in Blackwood,
South Wales Valleys

844
00:46:25,955 --> 00:46:27,646
in a crossfire drizzle.

845
00:46:28,855 --> 00:46:32,030
My mother had my three sisters

846
00:46:32,065 --> 00:46:34,343
and then she got ill.

847
00:46:34,377 --> 00:46:38,243
We'd go and visit her
in hospital and, uh..

848
00:46:38,278 --> 00:46:41,419
...she, uh,
she didn't wanna touch us.

849
00:46:43,973 --> 00:46:46,079
It made her cry.

850
00:46:46,113 --> 00:46:47,563
And when we'd say goodbye

851
00:46:47,597 --> 00:46:50,738
she'd press the tips of her
fingers to her mouth

852
00:46:50,773 --> 00:46:53,776
press it on our mouths,
and say, "This is John's kiss."

853
00:46:56,434 --> 00:46:59,540
And the little ones, you know,
they just wanted their mum.

854
00:46:59,575 --> 00:47:00,748
[glass clinks]

855
00:47:02,164 --> 00:47:04,304
When she, uh, decided to die..

856
00:47:05,684 --> 00:47:10,034
...I'd go into her wardrobe
and...put on her coat

857
00:47:10,068 --> 00:47:11,759
and hug 'em..

858
00:47:15,349 --> 00:47:17,282
...so they could smell her,
you know.

859
00:47:18,801 --> 00:47:21,045
I read somewhere
that's what you do with puppies.

860
00:47:21,079 --> 00:47:23,150
You...put 'em in a cardboard box

861
00:47:23,185 --> 00:47:25,566
with a blanket that smells
of their mother.

862
00:47:27,637 --> 00:47:29,156
And your dad?

863
00:47:32,504 --> 00:47:33,574
[chuckles]

864
00:47:33,609 --> 00:47:35,887
This is all off the record now,
of course.

865
00:47:35,922 --> 00:47:40,133
We are off road now,
and off balance too.

866
00:47:40,167 --> 00:47:41,582
[both chuckle]

867
00:47:41,617 --> 00:47:42,894
[glass clinks]

868
00:47:42,929 --> 00:47:45,310
This is far too much about me.

869
00:47:45,345 --> 00:47:48,693
You, tell me one true thing
about you.

870
00:47:48,727 --> 00:47:50,798
Whose eyes do you have?

871
00:47:50,833 --> 00:47:52,386
Whose, whose wonder?

872
00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:57,288
I used to think that anyone
who didn't have my mother...

873
00:47:57,322 --> 00:47:58,668
My eyes are hers.

874
00:47:58,703 --> 00:48:01,637
Or my father,
he's the one who loves the world

875
00:48:01,671 --> 00:48:04,467
was so unlucky.

876
00:48:04,502 --> 00:48:06,159
They might as well
just lie down and die.

877
00:48:06,193 --> 00:48:07,608
[chuckles softly]

878
00:48:07,643 --> 00:48:10,542
But then she had
the unexpected twins.

879
00:48:13,097 --> 00:48:15,202
And now she's just..

880
00:48:17,825 --> 00:48:19,241
I miss her.

881
00:48:22,244 --> 00:48:23,831
Even though she's there.

882
00:48:25,764 --> 00:48:28,250
So I guess I write

883
00:48:28,284 --> 00:48:32,116
because that's like..

884
00:48:32,150 --> 00:48:35,533
...putting a wish into a bottle,
isn't it?

885
00:48:35,567 --> 00:48:39,192
Baby, I think we are both
in the business

886
00:48:39,226 --> 00:48:40,848
of putting wishes in bottles.

887
00:48:42,229 --> 00:48:45,370
I mean, that's the whole
business we're in.

888
00:48:46,716 --> 00:48:47,786
[chuckles]

889
00:48:59,108 --> 00:49:00,799
Do you want some nuts?

890
00:49:00,834 --> 00:49:03,216
- Hmm.
- Alright.

891
00:49:05,114 --> 00:49:06,357
[both laugh]

892
00:49:06,391 --> 00:49:09,567
- I love a bath.
- Oh! Me too.

893
00:49:09,601 --> 00:49:12,363
I just don't understand showers.
They're depressing.

894
00:49:12,397 --> 00:49:14,848
It's like standing in the rain
on purpose.

895
00:49:14,882 --> 00:49:15,953
[chuckles]

896
00:49:15,987 --> 00:49:18,196
But I love Doors.

897
00:49:18,231 --> 00:49:20,198
They make the outside stop.

898
00:49:22,545 --> 00:49:24,720
- Ah! I love Doors now.
- Hm.

899
00:49:24,754 --> 00:49:27,378
I've fallen in love with Doors.
They're amazing.

900
00:49:27,412 --> 00:49:30,933
- But do you love dogs?
- What? Do I love dogs?

901
00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:33,211
I absolutely love dogs.

902
00:49:33,246 --> 00:49:34,799
What's your favorite
type of dog?

903
00:49:34,833 --> 00:49:37,767
[instrumental music]

904
00:50:03,759 --> 00:50:05,105
Ey, love.

905
00:50:05,140 --> 00:50:09,075
- I am irreversibly in love.
- Oh, nice one, bab.

906
00:50:09,109 --> 00:50:11,284
I've got a gammon on the go,
if you want a slice.

907
00:50:11,318 --> 00:50:12,492
Dad...

908
00:50:13,976 --> 00:50:18,015
I brought you a proper pint from
Dublin, like you always wanted.

909
00:50:18,049 --> 00:50:21,121
Thank you very much for that,
love. That's great.

910
00:50:21,156 --> 00:50:23,296
Look at that. Proper pint.

911
00:50:25,056 --> 00:50:26,540
Oh! It's a bit flat.

912
00:50:29,336 --> 00:50:30,855
John's nuts.

913
00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:35,515
I don't know what to write.

914
00:50:35,549 --> 00:50:38,207
Ah!
The ecstatic torture of love.

915
00:50:38,242 --> 00:50:40,140
The socioeconomic conditions

916
00:50:40,175 --> 00:50:43,281
that lead to the dominance of
working-class rock and roll.

917
00:50:43,316 --> 00:50:46,836
Just write from the heart, Jo,
and into the bank balance.

918
00:50:46,871 --> 00:50:48,355
Love that.

919
00:50:51,772 --> 00:50:53,015
[sighs]

920
00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:56,950
John Kite Interview, Dublin

921
00:50:56,984 --> 00:50:58,779
by Dolly Wilde.

922
00:51:02,576 --> 00:51:05,993
Some people aren't just people

923
00:51:06,028 --> 00:51:08,513
but...a place.

924
00:51:09,445 --> 00:51:11,413
A whole world.

925
00:51:11,447 --> 00:51:17,177
♪ You said heartbreak

926
00:51:17,212 --> 00:51:21,250
♪ Only happens

927
00:51:21,285 --> 00:51:25,668
♪ When you're older..

928
00:51:25,703 --> 00:51:29,569
Sometimes you find someone
you can just live inside.

929
00:51:29,603 --> 00:51:34,574
♪ Angels don't put the angels
to bed ♪

930
00:51:37,059 --> 00:51:40,269
♪ And it's okay to lie

931
00:51:40,304 --> 00:51:43,134
[vocalizing]

932
00:51:43,169 --> 00:51:46,827
♪ Is what I have learned

933
00:51:49,934 --> 00:51:54,352
♪ I tell them
my day-making girl ♪

934
00:51:56,251 --> 00:52:01,566
♪ She's out saving the world

935
00:52:01,601 --> 00:52:07,434
♪ You said heartbreak

936
00:52:07,469 --> 00:52:11,335
♪ Only happens

937
00:52:11,369 --> 00:52:17,617
♪ When you're older..

938
00:52:17,651 --> 00:52:19,066
You are the whole world.

939
00:52:19,101 --> 00:52:20,930
♪ Angels

940
00:52:20,965 --> 00:52:27,592
♪ Don't put the angels
to bed.. ♪

941
00:52:29,836 --> 00:52:32,770
[vocalizing]

942
00:52:36,325 --> 00:52:37,809
Come with me.

943
00:52:45,886 --> 00:52:47,094
Let yourself go.

944
00:52:47,129 --> 00:52:52,824
♪ She's off saving
the world.. ♪

945
00:52:53,825 --> 00:52:55,206
Johanna?

946
00:52:55,241 --> 00:52:56,552
Johanna..

947
00:52:56,587 --> 00:52:58,554
- Johanna, let me in.
- Go away.

948
00:52:58,589 --> 00:53:00,177
♪ Saving the world

949
00:53:00,211 --> 00:53:02,317
♪ Saving the world

950
00:53:02,351 --> 00:53:03,525
♪ Saving.. ♪

951
00:53:03,559 --> 00:53:07,494
- Johanna.
- Uh! Go away, Krissi!

952
00:53:07,529 --> 00:53:09,462
What you doing in there?

953
00:53:09,496 --> 00:53:10,911
Let me in.

954
00:53:10,946 --> 00:53:13,845
Sounds like you're whisking
something.

955
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:15,847
Johanna, I've just had a really
flirty half an hour

956
00:53:15,882 --> 00:53:17,642
with John Kellog on the 512

957
00:53:17,677 --> 00:53:18,919
and I need to share.

958
00:53:18,954 --> 00:53:20,438
Ugh!

959
00:53:21,439 --> 00:53:22,613
[sighs]

960
00:53:27,134 --> 00:53:28,584
I was working.

961
00:53:30,793 --> 00:53:33,037
What, on how to skin him
and wear him as a coat?

962
00:53:33,071 --> 00:53:35,108
Listen, I finished it.

963
00:53:38,491 --> 00:53:40,734
"John Kite in Dublin.

964
00:53:40,769 --> 00:53:43,737
"He's not a beautiful boy,
nor a tall one

965
00:53:43,772 --> 00:53:45,532
"but when the wind blows in
on the street corner

966
00:53:45,567 --> 00:53:48,363
"you can hear his heart beat
under his shirt.

967
00:53:48,397 --> 00:53:50,054
And when conversation
accelerates.."

968
00:53:50,088 --> 00:53:53,264
"...you can hear his mind
chime like a clock.

969
00:53:53,299 --> 00:53:54,714
"He is bright, bright, bright

970
00:53:54,748 --> 00:53:56,888
"like the lantern above a pub
door in November.

971
00:53:56,923 --> 00:53:59,857
"He makes you wanna come in
and never leave.

972
00:53:59,891 --> 00:54:02,100
"When he smiles, it's like
plugging in a Wurlitzer.

973
00:54:02,135 --> 00:54:04,275
The dance floor floods
with jivers."

974
00:54:04,310 --> 00:54:07,692
And this, Tony, this is why
we don't employ little girls

975
00:54:07,727 --> 00:54:08,935
to write our newspaper.

976
00:54:08,969 --> 00:54:10,730
I've never been
in an organization

977
00:54:10,764 --> 00:54:13,767
that wasn't improved
from hiring jailbait.

978
00:54:15,321 --> 00:54:16,977
Shirley Temple is fired.

979
00:54:17,012 --> 00:54:18,565
[sighing]

980
00:54:24,571 --> 00:54:26,193
What you doing, bab?

981
00:54:26,228 --> 00:54:29,887
Waiting for a phone call that
determines my entire future.

982
00:54:29,921 --> 00:54:31,578
How long you been waiting?

983
00:54:31,613 --> 00:54:33,822
Since 10 o'clock this morning.

984
00:54:33,856 --> 00:54:35,686
I know the feeling, love.

985
00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:38,792
I've been waiting for mine
since 1978.

986
00:54:38,827 --> 00:54:41,070
Ah! Keep at it, cocker.

987
00:54:42,831 --> 00:54:45,972
[instrumental music]

988
00:54:50,425 --> 00:54:51,460
Ring.

989
00:54:51,495 --> 00:54:52,496
[thuds]

990
00:54:52,530 --> 00:54:53,669
Ow!

991
00:54:53,704 --> 00:54:55,568
[baby crying]

992
00:55:00,158 --> 00:55:03,092
[baby crying]

993
00:55:10,617 --> 00:55:12,067
Ring.

994
00:55:15,381 --> 00:55:18,038
[vocalizing]

995
00:55:37,817 --> 00:55:39,439
Is this all?

996
00:55:39,474 --> 00:55:41,683
I kind of lost my mojo, Mrs. B.

997
00:55:41,717 --> 00:55:43,581
I'm doubting my authorial voice.

998
00:55:43,616 --> 00:55:46,619
I don't need your authorial
voice, Johanna.

999
00:55:46,653 --> 00:55:49,656
I need 500 words on
Anna Karenina by 11:20.

1000
00:55:49,691 --> 00:55:51,278
I can give you the headline.

1001
00:55:51,313 --> 00:55:55,524
"Unhappy girl throws herself
under a train. Fair enough."

1002
00:55:55,559 --> 00:55:57,733
As things stand,
you're headed to a future

1003
00:55:57,768 --> 00:55:59,977
stacking cheddar on the cheese
counter at Safeway.

1004
00:56:00,011 --> 00:56:01,634
You're kind of crushing my

1005
00:56:01,668 --> 00:56:03,843
already faltering
zest for life, Mrs. B.

1006
00:56:03,877 --> 00:56:07,709
Yes.
I'm the cold light of day.

1007
00:56:07,743 --> 00:56:09,227
A hope smasher.

1008
00:56:10,401 --> 00:56:12,472
A teacher.

1009
00:56:12,507 --> 00:56:15,164
[thunder rumbling]

1010
00:56:15,199 --> 00:56:18,133
[rain pattering]

1011
00:56:20,756 --> 00:56:22,724
Dolly Wilde.

1012
00:56:22,758 --> 00:56:25,347
- Ah! No, love.
- I should be.

1013
00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:26,969
Try Johanna Morrigan.

1014
00:56:27,004 --> 00:56:29,144
Neither of you
are on here, love.

1015
00:56:29,178 --> 00:56:31,974
Don't you know who I thought
I was six weeks ago?

1016
00:56:32,009 --> 00:56:33,251
[laughing]

1017
00:56:33,286 --> 00:56:34,736
You're funny.

1018
00:56:34,770 --> 00:56:36,151
You should be a writer
or something.

1019
00:56:36,185 --> 00:56:37,773
You're still not coming in
though.

1020
00:56:37,808 --> 00:56:39,223
[chuckling]

1021
00:56:42,088 --> 00:56:43,434
No!

1022
00:56:43,469 --> 00:56:45,712
No! No!

1023
00:56:48,266 --> 00:56:50,199
[panting]

1024
00:56:58,345 --> 00:56:59,657
You've hit rock bottom?

1025
00:56:59,692 --> 00:57:01,935
Amazing.
Details now, please.

1026
00:57:02,626 --> 00:57:04,248
I was so close.

1027
00:57:04,282 --> 00:57:07,631
I had the perfect life.
I had friends.

1028
00:57:07,665 --> 00:57:10,288
I was almost out of here.

1029
00:57:10,323 --> 00:57:11,945
Now it's gone.

1030
00:57:11,980 --> 00:57:14,327
I'm 16 and I'm over.

1031
00:57:14,361 --> 00:57:16,018
You can't be over.

1032
00:57:16,053 --> 00:57:19,056
You don't have the privilege
of that option, do you?

1033
00:57:20,575 --> 00:57:23,060
You cannot deny physics,
darling.

1034
00:57:23,094 --> 00:57:25,821
You are the unstoppable force.

1035
00:57:25,856 --> 00:57:29,204
So...don't stop.

1036
00:57:34,761 --> 00:57:37,108
Come on,
let me walk you home.

1037
00:57:42,079 --> 00:57:44,253
♪ Looking out the door

1038
00:57:44,288 --> 00:57:50,397
♪ I see the rain fall upon
the funeral mourners ♪

1039
00:57:53,987 --> 00:57:58,371
♪ Parading in a wake of
sad relations ♪

1040
00:57:58,405 --> 00:58:01,650
♪ As their shoes
fill up with water ♪

1041
00:58:04,515 --> 00:58:06,448
[crackers bursting]

1042
00:58:07,794 --> 00:58:10,314
♪ Maybe I'm too young

1043
00:58:11,936 --> 00:58:17,355
♪ To keep good love
from goin' wrong ♪

1044
00:58:17,390 --> 00:58:20,048
♪ But tonight

1045
00:58:20,082 --> 00:58:25,087
♪ You're on my mind so

1046
00:58:26,710 --> 00:58:28,781
♪ You'll never know ♪

1047
00:58:33,613 --> 00:58:37,065
Alright. Cool. Let's just
freakin' wake up. Come on.

1048
00:58:37,099 --> 00:58:39,792
This is definitely
goin' out as well.

1049
00:58:39,826 --> 00:58:40,827
Nothing else. No way.

1050
00:58:40,862 --> 00:58:43,036
I don't ever want to heat that..

1051
00:58:43,071 --> 00:58:44,797
[indistinct chatter]

1052
00:58:44,831 --> 00:58:46,661
Yes. Alright, boss. Yeah.

1053
00:58:46,695 --> 00:58:50,457
You're slacking. Make sure that
bit is right in the middle.

1054
00:58:51,666 --> 00:58:54,116
I've hit the glass ceiling.

1055
00:58:54,151 --> 00:58:58,017
I'm an unstoppable force,
and yet I'm being stopped. Why?

1056
00:58:59,397 --> 00:59:02,780
Well, what you don't understand
yet is that this is war.

1057
00:59:02,815 --> 00:59:04,402
War?

1058
00:59:04,437 --> 00:59:07,682
There's only 15 or 20 bands
out there who really matter

1059
00:59:07,716 --> 00:59:09,822
ones who can change
people's lives.

1060
00:59:09,856 --> 00:59:11,306
So?

1061
00:59:11,340 --> 00:59:15,241
So our job here is to remove
the parasites

1062
00:59:15,275 --> 00:59:18,244
napalm them from their huts,
clear the way.

1063
00:59:18,278 --> 00:59:19,797
- Yes, yes, yes...
- That's alright.

1064
00:59:19,832 --> 00:59:22,351
I could, uh,
I could listen to that.

1065
00:59:22,386 --> 00:59:24,491
Baby..

1066
00:59:24,526 --> 00:59:28,426
...that John Kite feature,
Kenny wasn't impressed.

1067
00:59:28,461 --> 00:59:31,602
You just sounded like
an excited teenage girl.

1068
00:59:31,637 --> 00:59:33,777
I am an excited teenage girl.

1069
00:59:33,811 --> 00:59:36,296
Well, fan or hack?

1070
00:59:37,263 --> 00:59:39,645
- Decide.
- Really?

1071
00:59:39,679 --> 00:59:41,543
If I want to get ahead

1072
00:59:41,578 --> 00:59:44,442
I've got to get a hate?

1073
00:59:45,927 --> 00:59:48,515
We need you.

1074
00:59:48,550 --> 00:59:51,553
So everyone my whole life
has lied to me.

1075
00:59:51,588 --> 00:59:54,452
A nice girl gets nowhere.

1076
00:59:54,487 --> 00:59:55,661
But a bitch..

1077
00:59:55,695 --> 00:59:57,559
...a bitch can make a comeback.

1078
00:59:59,112 --> 01:00:01,252
I have no choice.

1079
01:00:01,287 --> 01:00:05,636
Pop has a new gatekeeper,
Dolly Wilde.

1080
01:00:05,671 --> 01:00:08,087
And I will not let you through
if you think it's acceptable

1081
01:00:08,121 --> 01:00:10,676
to dress like work-experience
vampires

1082
01:00:10,710 --> 01:00:12,643
and I mean you, The Hallows.

1083
01:00:12,678 --> 01:00:16,854
This is rock and roll, guys,
not a clown hair competition.

1084
01:00:16,889 --> 01:00:18,407
It is a truth

1085
01:00:18,442 --> 01:00:21,859
universally acknowledged

1086
01:00:21,894 --> 01:00:24,621
that Paul Simon
looks like a toe

1087
01:00:24,655 --> 01:00:27,485
someone drew a face on.

1088
01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:29,142
[laughing]

1089
01:00:29,177 --> 01:00:31,386
Joni Mitchell,
voice of an angel

1090
01:00:31,420 --> 01:00:33,181
face of
a Grand National winner.

1091
01:00:33,215 --> 01:00:35,562
Who is this bitch Dolly Wilde?

1092
01:00:37,081 --> 01:00:39,083
Hippies, just so you know

1093
01:00:39,118 --> 01:00:41,914
there is no such thing
as a didgeridoo player.

1094
01:00:41,948 --> 01:00:44,364
That is a man mooing
down a pipe.

1095
01:00:46,021 --> 01:00:49,576
This is horrible,
like ear cystitis.

1096
01:00:51,993 --> 01:00:53,650
♪ Now it's in..

1097
01:00:53,684 --> 01:00:56,756
Guys, when did the burglar
steal your talent?

1098
01:00:56,791 --> 01:00:59,207
I'm calling the police.

1099
01:00:59,241 --> 01:01:01,036
"Jump Around" by House of Pain

1100
01:01:01,071 --> 01:01:02,728
is the kind of music
testicles would make.

1101
01:01:02,762 --> 01:01:04,177
[chuckling]

1102
01:01:04,212 --> 01:01:05,800
- Alright, mate. Bye.
- Here you go, mate.

1103
01:01:05,834 --> 01:01:06,835
Dude.

1104
01:01:06,870 --> 01:01:09,010
[vocalizing]

1105
01:01:10,425 --> 01:01:13,635
Dolly Wilde,
every single letter.

1106
01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:15,154
[horn blaring]

1107
01:01:18,675 --> 01:01:19,848
You're welcome.

1108
01:01:19,883 --> 01:01:21,712
[baby crying]

1109
01:01:21,747 --> 01:01:22,886
What d'you reckon?

1110
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:24,888
[baby crying]

1111
01:01:24,922 --> 01:01:28,132
No, stop.
Halt. Stop this.

1112
01:01:28,167 --> 01:01:30,721
- Oh, this is bad.
- Stop. Stop this.

1113
01:01:30,756 --> 01:01:32,136
[indistinct chatter]

1114
01:01:32,171 --> 01:01:34,829
Whatever happened
to raindrops on roses

1115
01:01:34,863 --> 01:01:36,969
and whiskers on kittens,
Johanna?

1116
01:01:37,003 --> 01:01:39,005
They don't pay the rent.

1117
01:01:44,839 --> 01:01:46,461
- Dolly!
- Dolly! Dolly!

1118
01:01:46,495 --> 01:01:48,774
Hi! How're you?

1119
01:01:48,808 --> 01:01:50,120
May I?

1120
01:01:50,154 --> 01:01:52,467
[indistinct chatter]

1121
01:01:57,127 --> 01:01:59,025
So, you don't have to worry

1122
01:01:59,060 --> 01:02:01,510
about that hymen anymore,
Krissi.

1123
01:02:01,545 --> 01:02:03,202
It's gone.

1124
01:02:03,236 --> 01:02:06,067
I've literally taken one
for the team.

1125
01:02:06,101 --> 01:02:07,896
The team of sex.

1126
01:02:07,931 --> 01:02:10,071
I'm post-virginity.

1127
01:02:10,105 --> 01:02:12,659
And it turns out,
I'm really good at it.

1128
01:02:22,290 --> 01:02:24,706
Everyone wants a piece
of Dolly Wilde

1129
01:02:24,741 --> 01:02:27,364
and God wisely made enough
to go around.

1130
01:02:27,398 --> 01:02:29,711
So I'm entering my
inevitable period of

1131
01:02:29,746 --> 01:02:32,818
intense sexual experimentation.

1132
01:02:32,852 --> 01:02:35,993
[instrumental music]

1133
01:02:37,788 --> 01:02:40,032
I've done it with someone
from West Bromwich.

1134
01:02:40,066 --> 01:02:42,689
[moaning]

1135
01:02:42,724 --> 01:02:45,451
I've done it with
a freaky foot guy.

1136
01:02:45,485 --> 01:02:49,558
I did with a man who faints
every time he sees a nipple.

1137
01:02:51,250 --> 01:02:52,699
And just last night

1138
01:02:52,734 --> 01:02:55,530
I encountered something
I didn't think was possible.

1139
01:02:57,704 --> 01:02:59,603
A penis that was too big.

1140
01:03:00,569 --> 01:03:02,226
[groaning]

1141
01:03:02,261 --> 01:03:05,264
Luckily, I'm a quick learner.
I'll give you my tips.

1142
01:03:05,298 --> 01:03:07,197
One, when in missionary

1143
01:03:07,231 --> 01:03:09,026
place your hands
flat on his chest

1144
01:03:09,061 --> 01:03:11,718
and brace, brace,
brace with your arms.

1145
01:03:11,753 --> 01:03:13,582
Two, in doggy

1146
01:03:13,617 --> 01:03:16,447
you can essentially keep
crawling away from the penis.

1147
01:03:16,482 --> 01:03:18,311
Every time he tries to get
a bit more inside

1148
01:03:18,346 --> 01:03:20,348
you just gallop a little faster.

1149
01:03:21,452 --> 01:03:23,592
- Kris?
- I'm gonna be sick.

1150
01:03:23,627 --> 01:03:24,835
Kris!

1151
01:03:24,870 --> 01:03:26,768
Kris! Kris!

1152
01:03:26,803 --> 01:03:29,012
You can share some of your
sexual experiences

1153
01:03:29,046 --> 01:03:30,392
such as they may be.

1154
01:03:30,427 --> 01:03:31,393
Hm..

1155
01:03:31,428 --> 01:03:33,775
You need to be more repressed.

1156
01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:36,260
[door closes]

1157
01:03:38,815 --> 01:03:41,541
So, anyway, between us girls

1158
01:03:41,576 --> 01:03:44,510
in all this, the only thing
I haven't learned is this

1159
01:03:44,544 --> 01:03:46,408
how does a man make you come?

1160
01:03:46,443 --> 01:03:47,996
Ooh!
I know what you're saying..

1161
01:03:48,031 --> 01:03:49,756
Oh, well,
that is the big question.

1162
01:03:49,791 --> 01:03:52,483
- Well, we managed without.
- Speak for yourself.

1163
01:03:52,518 --> 01:03:54,796
I like to give myself
a damn good wuthering.

1164
01:03:54,831 --> 01:03:58,420
I did try it once,
but I -- I didn't like it.

1165
01:03:58,455 --> 01:04:02,459
You just have to have a little
fiddle with yourself, darling.

1166
01:04:02,493 --> 01:04:04,495
That's exactly what I did.

1167
01:04:06,256 --> 01:04:07,982
That's my girl.

1168
01:04:08,016 --> 01:04:09,500
[gunshot]

1169
01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:18,544
Jeeves.

1170
01:04:18,578 --> 01:04:21,029
These boots need a lift
to the station.

1171
01:04:21,064 --> 01:04:22,479
Darling, I would love to

1172
01:04:22,513 --> 01:04:25,516
but, uh, there's been a bit
of a development.

1173
01:04:27,070 --> 01:04:28,450
[door opens]

1174
01:04:32,799 --> 01:04:34,491
Where's the van?

1175
01:04:34,525 --> 01:04:36,838
You've inspired me, love.

1176
01:04:36,873 --> 01:04:38,598
I sold it.

1177
01:04:38,633 --> 01:04:39,910
You've sold it?

1178
01:04:39,945 --> 01:04:41,774
Where the bloody hell
did you appear from?

1179
01:04:41,808 --> 01:04:45,191
I manifest whenever someone
sells my fucking car.

1180
01:04:45,226 --> 01:04:47,745
- Why did you sell it?
- To do this.

1181
01:04:52,060 --> 01:04:55,305
- Here, look, you.
- Unbelievable.

1182
01:04:55,339 --> 01:04:56,927
- Huh?
- Not again, Pat.

1183
01:04:56,962 --> 01:04:59,102
I got these done and all.

1184
01:04:59,136 --> 01:05:00,172
Mayonnaise..

1185
01:05:00,206 --> 01:05:02,277
You called yourself Mayonnaise?

1186
01:05:02,312 --> 01:05:04,486
You sold the cow
for magic beans.

1187
01:05:04,521 --> 01:05:08,318
Do you not have any faith
in our daughter, Angie?

1188
01:05:08,352 --> 01:05:10,561
You can make me,
can't you, love?

1189
01:05:10,596 --> 01:05:12,909
Absolutely. I'm all over it.

1190
01:05:12,943 --> 01:05:15,877
[instrumental music]

1191
01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:21,918
The thing about crossing over
to the dark side

1192
01:05:21,952 --> 01:05:24,748
is that once you're there,
it doesn't feel dark at all.

1193
01:05:24,782 --> 01:05:28,890
- Hello.
- Dolly, how you doing, girl?

1194
01:05:28,925 --> 01:05:31,168
It feels warm and welcoming.

1195
01:05:31,203 --> 01:05:35,138
You and your friends are just
taking care of business.

1196
01:05:38,003 --> 01:05:39,521
- To evil.
- To evil.

1197
01:05:39,556 --> 01:05:40,350
Mmm.

1198
01:05:40,384 --> 01:05:43,284
[indistinct chatter]

1199
01:05:43,318 --> 01:05:45,872
- Votes on this. Keep?
- Yes.

1200
01:05:45,907 --> 01:05:48,530
- Whoa!
- Majority vote. It lives.

1201
01:05:48,565 --> 01:05:50,636
- I think so.
- Next one.

1202
01:05:53,673 --> 01:05:56,331
This is imported, man.
I'm not messing about.

1203
01:05:56,366 --> 01:05:59,300
[instrumental music]

1204
01:05:59,334 --> 01:06:01,198
- Fuck, no!
- Oh! That's bad.

1205
01:06:01,233 --> 01:06:04,822
- No.
- This is raping my ears.

1206
01:06:04,857 --> 01:06:06,341
- Kill.
- Kill it.

1207
01:06:06,376 --> 01:06:08,136
- Kill.
- Kill!

1208
01:06:08,171 --> 01:06:09,724
- Kill!
- You do it this time.

1209
01:06:09,758 --> 01:06:10,932
- Kill!
- Kill!

1210
01:06:10,967 --> 01:06:11,968
- Kill!
- Kill!

1211
01:06:12,002 --> 01:06:14,729
- Kill! Kill!
- Throw.

1212
01:06:14,763 --> 01:06:15,868
Here we go.

1213
01:06:15,902 --> 01:06:17,180
[cheering]

1214
01:06:17,214 --> 01:06:18,629
[laughing]

1215
01:06:18,664 --> 01:06:20,977
- Cracker.
- Good shot, sir.

1216
01:06:21,011 --> 01:06:22,461
Right, what's this one called?

1217
01:06:22,495 --> 01:06:25,498
- Don't know.
- Yeah, it's a bit scary.

1218
01:06:25,533 --> 01:06:27,742
- Cheers.
- Here have some of this.

1219
01:06:27,776 --> 01:06:29,019
Alright.

1220
01:06:29,054 --> 01:06:30,607
[scoffs]

1221
01:06:30,641 --> 01:06:32,609
This is some Malawi-wowie,
do you want some?

1222
01:06:32,643 --> 01:06:34,783
- Yeah.
- Have a twig at that.

1223
01:06:34,818 --> 01:06:36,647
Does it matter
what someone looks like?

1224
01:06:36,682 --> 01:06:39,512
Oh, right, says the woman who
last week described Tori Amos

1225
01:06:39,547 --> 01:06:42,032
as having both the hair
and future of a mammoth.

1226
01:06:42,067 --> 01:06:43,378
[laughing]

1227
01:06:43,413 --> 01:06:45,208
What's the band?
What're they called?

1228
01:06:45,242 --> 01:06:47,727
- Mayonnaise.
- Mayonnaise?

1229
01:06:47,762 --> 01:06:49,281
Who right now would
go to their desk and write

1230
01:06:49,315 --> 01:06:51,317
"I love Mayonnaise?"

1231
01:06:51,352 --> 01:06:53,250
- Not me.
- Kill it.

1232
01:06:53,285 --> 01:06:55,149
- Kill it!
- Kill it!

1233
01:06:55,183 --> 01:06:57,220
- Kill it.
- Kill.

1234
01:06:57,254 --> 01:06:58,773
Kill it.

1235
01:06:58,807 --> 01:07:00,499
- Kill! Kill!
- Kill! Kill!

1236
01:07:00,533 --> 01:07:02,156
Time for your first blood,
darling.

1237
01:07:02,190 --> 01:07:04,158
- Kill! Kill!
- Kill! Kill!

1238
01:07:04,192 --> 01:07:05,366
- Kill! Kill!
- Kill! Kill!

1239
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:06,574
- Kill!
- Kill!

1240
01:07:08,265 --> 01:07:10,888
You're so out of the loop, man.

1241
01:07:13,201 --> 01:07:15,962
- Big moment.
- Go on, Dolly!

1242
01:07:18,931 --> 01:07:19,897
Throw.

1243
01:07:22,417 --> 01:07:24,005
[gunshot]

1244
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:26,042
[all exclaiming]

1245
01:07:26,076 --> 01:07:28,113
- Nice!
- Yes, Dolly.

1246
01:07:28,147 --> 01:07:30,253
I just shot Dad.

1247
01:07:30,287 --> 01:07:32,945
Nice work, Dolly. Yes!

1248
01:07:32,979 --> 01:07:34,015
Whoo-hoo!

1249
01:07:34,050 --> 01:07:35,051
[woman laughing]

1250
01:07:35,085 --> 01:07:38,019
[instrumental music]

1251
01:07:42,299 --> 01:07:44,094
♪ Hit it

1252
01:07:44,129 --> 01:07:46,545
♪ Ooh baby baby

1253
01:07:46,579 --> 01:07:48,098
♪ Baby baby

1254
01:07:48,133 --> 01:07:50,100
♪ Ooh baby baby

1255
01:07:50,135 --> 01:07:51,757
♪ Bab baby baby..

1256
01:07:51,791 --> 01:07:54,311
[crowd cheering]

1257
01:07:55,519 --> 01:07:56,555
- Dolly!
- Hey, Dolly..

1258
01:07:56,589 --> 01:07:58,315
Dolly! Dolly!

1259
01:08:00,076 --> 01:08:01,042
Come on.

1260
01:08:02,043 --> 01:08:03,044
Oh, right, up.

1261
01:08:03,079 --> 01:08:04,528
[crowd cheering]

1262
01:08:04,563 --> 01:08:07,773
Bit of love, bit of hate
in the room there.

1263
01:08:07,807 --> 01:08:11,742
Thank you.
Your hate is delicious.

1264
01:08:14,090 --> 01:08:17,023
[instrumental music]

1265
01:08:21,718 --> 01:08:22,684
[laughing]

1266
01:08:22,719 --> 01:08:24,307
- Whoo!
- Oh, hey!

1267
01:08:24,341 --> 01:08:26,067
Cheers!

1268
01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:29,691
And now to the most hotly
contested award of the night.

1269
01:08:29,726 --> 01:08:34,006
Yes, ladies and gentlemen,
it's Arsehole of the Year.

1270
01:08:34,040 --> 01:08:36,215
And in a year packed
with contenders

1271
01:08:36,250 --> 01:08:40,771
the winner proves that feminism
really is making advances.

1272
01:08:40,806 --> 01:08:44,085
The woman who suggested the
world would be a better place

1273
01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:46,260
if Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam

1274
01:08:46,294 --> 01:08:49,159
ripped off another idea
from Kurt Cobain

1275
01:08:49,194 --> 01:08:52,645
and shot himself to death.

1276
01:08:52,680 --> 01:08:54,406
It's Dolly Wilde!

1277
01:08:54,440 --> 01:08:55,890
♪ I'm an asshole

1278
01:08:55,924 --> 01:08:59,065
♪ He's an asshole
what an asshole ♪

1279
01:08:59,100 --> 01:09:00,584
♪ I'm an asshole

1280
01:09:00,619 --> 01:09:03,380
♪ He's the world's biggest
asshole.. ♪

1281
01:09:03,415 --> 01:09:06,556
[audience cheering]

1282
01:09:08,109 --> 01:09:11,112
Sit on my face!

1283
01:09:11,147 --> 01:09:14,771
Sit on your own goddamn face.
I'm too busy.

1284
01:09:14,805 --> 01:09:16,152
[laughs]

1285
01:09:16,186 --> 01:09:18,361
Whoo!

1286
01:09:18,395 --> 01:09:20,363
Ladies and gentlemen,
Dolly Wilde

1287
01:09:20,397 --> 01:09:22,848
Arsehole of the Year.

1288
01:09:24,263 --> 01:09:26,817
♪ I'm an asshole ♪

1289
01:09:26,852 --> 01:09:28,647
Let's hear it once more
for Dolly Wilde.

1290
01:09:28,681 --> 01:09:31,339
[audience cheering]

1291
01:09:36,724 --> 01:09:38,104
[audience applauding]

1292
01:09:38,139 --> 01:09:39,761
You're a good person,
aren't you?

1293
01:09:39,796 --> 01:09:42,281
I definitely need some guidance.
That's without a doubt.

1294
01:09:42,316 --> 01:09:43,455
[both laughing]

1295
01:09:43,489 --> 01:09:45,664
- Hello.
- Got a light, dude?

1296
01:09:45,698 --> 01:09:47,079
Oh, are you smoking now,
Duchess?

1297
01:09:47,113 --> 01:09:48,632
Yeah.

1298
01:09:48,667 --> 01:09:51,221
It's just, eh, most people
tend to smoke 'em the, ah

1299
01:09:51,256 --> 01:09:52,533
the other way round.

1300
01:09:53,879 --> 01:09:55,087
There you go.

1301
01:09:56,882 --> 01:09:59,091
Aren't you going to congratulate
me on my award?

1302
01:09:59,125 --> 01:10:00,472
I'm Arsehole of the Year.

1303
01:10:00,506 --> 01:10:02,474
Do you wish me to
congratulate you on that?

1304
01:10:02,508 --> 01:10:03,820
I'm the best at a thing.

1305
01:10:03,854 --> 01:10:06,236
Well, then, I wholeheartedly
congratulate you

1306
01:10:06,271 --> 01:10:08,100
on your peerless evil.

1307
01:10:08,134 --> 01:10:09,722
Thank you.

1308
01:10:09,757 --> 01:10:10,999
You think it's ignoble?

1309
01:10:11,034 --> 01:10:13,001
I'm a massive fan
of your bullshit.

1310
01:10:13,036 --> 01:10:15,176
I think you are smashing it,
hogwash-wise.

1311
01:10:15,211 --> 01:10:19,076
Mm. There's no greater rule than
"Bitch gotta pay rent."

1312
01:10:19,111 --> 01:10:22,632
I've always preferred, in the
end, "Say one true thing."

1313
01:10:25,531 --> 01:10:26,877
Okay.

1314
01:10:28,534 --> 01:10:29,949
I am in love with you.

1315
01:10:31,296 --> 01:10:32,780
I am in love with you.

1316
01:10:35,817 --> 01:10:36,749
What?

1317
01:10:36,784 --> 01:10:38,855
You want one true thing.

1318
01:10:42,099 --> 01:10:45,965
- Johanna.
- Now, we should kiss.

1319
01:10:55,492 --> 01:10:57,080
That's not me, Duch.

1320
01:10:58,323 --> 01:10:59,979
That's not my way.

1321
01:11:07,124 --> 01:11:08,091
John?

1322
01:11:09,403 --> 01:11:10,852
Yeah, let's go.

1323
01:11:14,615 --> 01:11:17,480
Has St. Winifred's school choir
had too much pop?

1324
01:11:18,688 --> 01:11:22,036
Ah. We must never forget
that it's a miracle

1325
01:11:22,070 --> 01:11:24,866
when anyone gets anywhere
from a bad post-code.

1326
01:11:26,834 --> 01:11:29,492
And we must always be
respectful of miracles.

1327
01:11:29,526 --> 01:11:30,976
Ahh.

1328
01:11:32,702 --> 01:11:34,600
I'll be respectful, then.

1329
01:11:36,913 --> 01:11:39,087
[laughing]

1330
01:11:39,122 --> 01:11:40,951
Clever girl.

1331
01:11:41,676 --> 01:11:43,022
Whoo!

1332
01:11:46,198 --> 01:11:47,164
[sighs]

1333
01:11:48,511 --> 01:11:50,029
[exhales]

1334
01:12:09,221 --> 01:12:10,671
One true thing?

1335
01:12:12,328 --> 01:12:16,124
Okay, I'll write one true thing.

1336
01:12:16,159 --> 01:12:19,093
[instrumental music]

1337
01:12:28,171 --> 01:12:31,105
[keys clacking]

1338
01:12:44,705 --> 01:12:47,017
"The real John Kite.

1339
01:12:47,052 --> 01:12:50,573
"He finally opens up over his
heartbreaking childhood

1340
01:12:50,607 --> 01:12:52,920
"his mother's suicide

1341
01:12:52,954 --> 01:12:55,440
"and the origins
of that iconic coat

1342
01:12:55,474 --> 01:12:58,650
by the journalist that
knows him best, Dolly Wilde."

1343
01:12:58,684 --> 01:13:00,203
Fuck. Exclusive.

1344
01:13:01,307 --> 01:13:02,826
You've got a front cover.

1345
01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:08,314
[music continues]

1346
01:13:11,973 --> 01:13:13,975
[school bell ringing]

1347
01:13:19,464 --> 01:13:20,844
Ask me.

1348
01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:23,502
- No.
- Ask me.

1349
01:13:23,537 --> 01:13:24,710
No.

1350
01:13:24,745 --> 01:13:27,541
Please, Krissi, be happy for me.

1351
01:13:27,575 --> 01:13:28,783
I won a thing.

1352
01:13:28,818 --> 01:13:30,129
And, by the way

1353
01:13:30,164 --> 01:13:32,546
I made a man who went to
university at Cambridge

1354
01:13:32,580 --> 01:13:34,375
ejaculate into my
comprehensively

1355
01:13:34,410 --> 01:13:35,825
educated genitals.

1356
01:13:35,859 --> 01:13:37,930
Con-spunkulations.

1357
01:13:37,965 --> 01:13:40,346
Do you wanna ask me about my
date with John Kellog

1358
01:13:40,381 --> 01:13:41,762
and his bag?

1359
01:13:43,142 --> 01:13:44,765
After I promised
on our mother's life

1360
01:13:44,799 --> 01:13:47,699
that I would never ever
tell anyone

1361
01:13:47,733 --> 01:13:50,184
we drove 15 miles out
into the countryside

1362
01:13:50,218 --> 01:13:53,394
blocked out all the windows
with towels..

1363
01:13:53,429 --> 01:13:54,671
...and kissed.

1364
01:13:54,706 --> 01:13:56,293
Our dark queen.

1365
01:13:56,328 --> 01:13:57,294
[chuckling]

1366
01:13:58,261 --> 01:13:59,607
I won!

1367
01:13:59,642 --> 01:14:00,643
[students cheering]

1368
01:14:00,677 --> 01:14:02,817
I'm Arsehole of the Year!

1369
01:14:04,612 --> 01:14:06,959
[indistinct chatter]

1370
01:14:08,305 --> 01:14:10,446
I woke up in London.

1371
01:14:10,480 --> 01:14:12,931
I'm too sexual for this room.

1372
01:14:13,828 --> 01:14:16,279
Johanna, enough.

1373
01:14:16,313 --> 01:14:19,213
This delinquency phase,
it's just not working.

1374
01:14:19,247 --> 01:14:22,458
- You need to choose.
- Oh!

1375
01:14:22,492 --> 01:14:23,907
You're right.

1376
01:14:24,839 --> 01:14:26,462
So I resign.

1377
01:14:26,496 --> 01:14:27,842
- Oh, no!
- No.

1378
01:14:27,877 --> 01:14:29,292
No, Johanna.

1379
01:14:29,326 --> 01:14:31,087
[cheering]

1380
01:14:31,121 --> 01:14:34,090
Class, take out your
"Taming of the Shrew."

1381
01:14:34,124 --> 01:14:36,023
[cheering]

1382
01:14:37,334 --> 01:14:38,819
♪ Oh oh-oh

1383
01:14:40,337 --> 01:14:41,338
Johanna.

1384
01:14:41,373 --> 01:14:43,375
♪ Oh oh-oh-oh

1385
01:14:43,409 --> 01:14:44,756
Johanna, stop.

1386
01:14:44,790 --> 01:14:46,378
Stop.

1387
01:14:46,412 --> 01:14:49,761
No offense, but Patti Smith
didn't keep getting harassed

1388
01:14:49,795 --> 01:14:51,901
to take the gerbil home
at weekends.

1389
01:14:51,935 --> 01:14:54,110
I'm going to get my kicks
while I'm still young.

1390
01:14:54,144 --> 01:14:55,525
My future turned up early.

1391
01:14:55,560 --> 01:14:57,113
I'm not going to keep it
waiting.

1392
01:14:57,147 --> 01:15:00,116
The future can be
awfully short, Johanna.

1393
01:15:01,807 --> 01:15:04,120
I haven't got
anywhere else to go.

1394
01:15:13,370 --> 01:15:14,337
Johanna?

1395
01:15:19,515 --> 01:15:21,171
I don't want to look at you,
Johanna.

1396
01:15:21,206 --> 01:15:22,587
No, I don't want to
look at you, Johanna.

1397
01:15:22,621 --> 01:15:24,036
- I'm sick of it.
- What?

1398
01:15:24,071 --> 01:15:26,694
Six months ago,
you were a happy girl actually

1399
01:15:26,729 --> 01:15:28,385
being useful around the house.

1400
01:15:28,420 --> 01:15:30,733
And now I've got him
telling me that

1401
01:15:30,767 --> 01:15:32,286
you've cock-blocked his career.

1402
01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:34,115
- I never said that.
- Him in tears...

1403
01:15:34,150 --> 01:15:35,945
To be clear, they were
intellectually justified

1404
01:15:35,979 --> 01:15:37,394
tears of rage.

1405
01:15:37,429 --> 01:15:38,706
...saying that
you've treated him like a..

1406
01:15:38,741 --> 01:15:40,121
- An indolent hobbyist.
- Yeah.

1407
01:15:40,156 --> 01:15:42,227
And, and now your
teacher's on the phone

1408
01:15:42,261 --> 01:15:44,160
saying that you've resigned.

1409
01:15:44,194 --> 01:15:45,471
So my question to you, Johanna

1410
01:15:45,506 --> 01:15:47,439
is when did you lose
your fucking mind?

1411
01:15:47,473 --> 01:15:50,580
I guess it was around the time
I stopped being your daughter

1412
01:15:50,615 --> 01:15:51,581
and became the rent.

1413
01:15:51,616 --> 01:15:52,996
The same time I like to think

1414
01:15:53,031 --> 01:15:55,067
you became absolutely
disqualified

1415
01:15:55,102 --> 01:15:56,552
from criticizing me.

1416
01:15:56,586 --> 01:15:59,589
We're your parents.
We can always criticize ya.

1417
01:15:59,624 --> 01:16:03,593
No, not if you aren't actually
doing any parenting of me

1418
01:16:03,628 --> 01:16:07,321
and you are selling cars
I bought in order to fund

1419
01:16:07,355 --> 01:16:10,462
"Springtime for Hitler,
A Jazz Odyssey."

1420
01:16:14,570 --> 01:16:18,643
Oh, my God. There's still no one
saying, "Sorry, Johanna."

1421
01:16:18,677 --> 01:16:20,196
Or, "Well done, Johanna."

1422
01:16:20,230 --> 01:16:22,474
Or, "Things must have been hard
for you, Johanna."

1423
01:16:22,508 --> 01:16:25,166
Do you think all this is normal?
Do you think I'm normal?

1424
01:16:25,201 --> 01:16:27,859
Well, it's not.
None of this is normal.

1425
01:16:27,893 --> 01:16:29,688
I invested that money
in our future.

1426
01:16:29,723 --> 01:16:31,863
It's not our future.

1427
01:16:31,897 --> 01:16:35,591
You're not the future.
Don't you understand?

1428
01:16:35,625 --> 01:16:37,972
Do you know what happened when I
played them your record, dad?

1429
01:16:38,007 --> 01:16:40,423
They shot it with a gun.

1430
01:16:40,457 --> 01:16:42,598
They laughed at it first,
obviously.

1431
01:16:42,632 --> 01:16:46,256
And then they threw it
off a roof and I shot it.

1432
01:16:48,189 --> 01:16:49,466
Don't you get it?

1433
01:16:49,501 --> 01:16:52,331
I'm the future.
I'm paying for everything.

1434
01:16:52,366 --> 01:16:56,025
Let's see how you manage without
me, Ringo, Ringo and Ringo.

1435
01:16:56,059 --> 01:16:57,889
Fuck you all.

1436
01:17:01,030 --> 01:17:03,411
[footsteps thudding]

1437
01:17:03,446 --> 01:17:05,034
Whoo!

1438
01:17:05,068 --> 01:17:07,070
[indistinct chatter]

1439
01:17:07,105 --> 01:17:10,867
Everyone, look who's come to
join our happy tribe.

1440
01:17:10,902 --> 01:17:12,144
Yes!

1441
01:17:12,179 --> 01:17:14,043
It's the Arsehole of the Year.

1442
01:17:14,077 --> 01:17:15,665
Let's get a drink. Get a drink.

1443
01:17:15,700 --> 01:17:17,391
Emilia..

1444
01:17:17,425 --> 01:17:19,945
Natasha, Sasha.

1445
01:17:19,980 --> 01:17:21,326
This is Dolly Wilde.

1446
01:17:21,360 --> 01:17:24,536
- She's trouble.
- Yes, I am trouble.

1447
01:17:24,570 --> 01:17:25,986
Come, join us, trouble.

1448
01:17:26,020 --> 01:17:27,608
In fact, make that a double
for the trouble.

1449
01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:29,472
- Trouble.
- There you are.

1450
01:17:29,506 --> 01:17:31,094
Dolly Wilde.

1451
01:17:31,129 --> 01:17:32,786
How would you like to become a
full-time staff member

1452
01:17:32,820 --> 01:17:35,029
of D-and-ME?

1453
01:17:35,064 --> 01:17:36,341
That's 19 grand a year.

1454
01:17:36,375 --> 01:17:39,378
The youngest person ever
to join the staff.

1455
01:17:41,277 --> 01:17:42,796
I accept.

1456
01:17:42,830 --> 01:17:45,074
Oh. Come here, baby.

1457
01:17:50,044 --> 01:17:52,391
- Mm.
- I feel sick.

1458
01:17:52,426 --> 01:17:54,359
[laughing]

1459
01:17:54,393 --> 01:17:55,636
Here it comes.

1460
01:17:55,671 --> 01:17:58,604
[all cheering]

1461
01:18:01,124 --> 01:18:04,265
[indistinct chatter]

1462
01:18:05,784 --> 01:18:08,925
Okay, Tony, it's your turn.
Come on.

1463
01:18:08,960 --> 01:18:11,756
Okay, so never have I
ever given a wank.

1464
01:18:11,790 --> 01:18:15,345
Liar.
Two words, Rupert Osborne.

1465
01:18:15,380 --> 01:18:18,003
I was the wankee,
not the wanker.

1466
01:18:18,038 --> 01:18:19,902
No, I wouldn't wank off
a day boy.

1467
01:18:19,936 --> 01:18:21,938
Never have I ever given a wank.

1468
01:18:21,973 --> 01:18:23,319
Well, it's your turn, Dolly.

1469
01:18:23,353 --> 01:18:24,838
- Mm.
- Go on.

1470
01:18:24,872 --> 01:18:28,531
Never have I ever
gone on holiday.

1471
01:18:28,565 --> 01:18:29,566
[laughs]

1472
01:18:29,601 --> 01:18:32,155
Why would you never
go on holiday?

1473
01:18:32,190 --> 01:18:34,054
Because we were poor.

1474
01:18:35,469 --> 01:18:37,264
- Oh.
- Forget that one.

1475
01:18:37,298 --> 01:18:39,749
Forget that one.
No, I have a better one.

1476
01:18:39,784 --> 01:18:41,095
Uh..

1477
01:18:41,958 --> 01:18:44,478
Never have I ever..

1478
01:18:45,962 --> 01:18:47,412
...kissed a girl.

1479
01:18:47,446 --> 01:18:49,034
Ah. Ah.

1480
01:18:50,622 --> 01:18:53,521
- Do you want to kiss a girl?
- Yes.

1481
01:18:54,730 --> 01:18:55,800
- No way.
- Ooh.

1482
01:18:55,834 --> 01:18:57,940
- Hi.
- Oh, no.

1483
01:18:57,974 --> 01:19:00,701
- Oh.
- Hello.

1484
01:19:00,736 --> 01:19:03,600
- Oh! See, I told you.
- Get in. Get in.

1485
01:19:03,635 --> 01:19:05,016
There he is.

1486
01:19:05,050 --> 01:19:07,501
Baby, you've gotta get in here.

1487
01:19:07,535 --> 01:19:08,882
Everything's happening
in here now.

1488
01:19:08,916 --> 01:19:10,090
Okay.

1489
01:19:12,126 --> 01:19:14,439
I'll improvise.

1490
01:19:14,473 --> 01:19:17,373
I'll be back in a mo.
A sex mo.

1491
01:19:17,407 --> 01:19:19,064
[chuckling]

1492
01:19:19,099 --> 01:19:21,757
[indistinct chatter]

1493
01:19:21,791 --> 01:19:22,965
- Oh!
- Oh.

1494
01:19:45,435 --> 01:19:48,680
I still can't see why we're
giving her a staff job.

1495
01:19:48,714 --> 01:19:50,751
Just 'cause Tony likes a little
bit of rough?

1496
01:19:50,786 --> 01:19:52,615
It took me four years
to get on the staff.

1497
01:19:52,649 --> 01:19:55,514
- She's good for circulation.
- Not if she sits on your lap.

1498
01:19:55,549 --> 01:19:56,515
[laughing]

1499
01:19:56,550 --> 01:19:58,276
- Would you do her?
- Well..

1500
01:19:58,310 --> 01:19:59,553
I'd have to lay out the terms
and conditions

1501
01:19:59,587 --> 01:20:01,175
but, yes, I would do her

1502
01:20:01,210 --> 01:20:02,659
but I wouldn't let her
suck me off.

1503
01:20:02,694 --> 01:20:07,112
- Too chatty. She might bite.
- Uh! I like her.

1504
01:20:07,147 --> 01:20:09,943
Mental girls
from council estates.

1505
01:20:09,977 --> 01:20:11,323
- Ah!
- That is my thing.

1506
01:20:11,358 --> 01:20:15,189
I take something in the dirt,
I help it grow.

1507
01:20:15,224 --> 01:20:16,673
- Pygmalion.
- Yes.

1508
01:20:16,708 --> 01:20:19,090
Just like Pygmalion,
but with a real pig.

1509
01:20:19,124 --> 01:20:20,677
- Oh!
- Oh!

1510
01:20:20,712 --> 01:20:23,404
Do you know who
Pygmalion's father is?

1511
01:20:23,439 --> 01:20:25,648
- No. Who?
- Mayonnaise.

1512
01:20:25,682 --> 01:20:28,133
Oh, Mayonnaise!

1513
01:20:28,168 --> 01:20:30,860
Tony, you gonna
hold the mayo tonight?

1514
01:20:30,895 --> 01:20:33,311
Well, I might have mayo
on the side, you know.

1515
01:20:33,345 --> 01:20:36,245
I like to offer
a comprehensive education.

1516
01:20:37,177 --> 01:20:38,626
Educate me?

1517
01:20:41,733 --> 01:20:43,700
Educate me?

1518
01:20:43,735 --> 01:20:46,772
Let's get one thing straight
right now.

1519
01:20:46,807 --> 01:20:49,051
I'm a lady sex pirate

1520
01:20:49,085 --> 01:20:52,364
a swash-fuckler, a lustketeer.

1521
01:20:52,399 --> 01:20:54,746
Where I come from,
you make your own amusement.

1522
01:20:54,780 --> 01:20:57,473
You rinse every last drop out of
every last day

1523
01:20:57,507 --> 01:20:59,924
because there isn't
anything else.

1524
01:20:59,958 --> 01:21:03,720
I've been chased and humiliated
and been utterly alone

1525
01:21:03,755 --> 01:21:06,689
and I still got up,
put on my lipstick

1526
01:21:06,723 --> 01:21:10,486
and wrote every last one of you
motherfuckers off the page.

1527
01:21:10,520 --> 01:21:13,144
"John Kite isn't a person
but a whole world."

1528
01:21:13,178 --> 01:21:15,249
At least I meant that.

1529
01:21:15,284 --> 01:21:18,011
None of you mean
anything that you write.

1530
01:21:18,045 --> 01:21:21,877
You're all just little boys
smashing things up.

1531
01:21:21,911 --> 01:21:25,190
I'm 16 and three quarters,
and I'm too old this.

1532
01:21:26,605 --> 01:21:27,572
Tony?

1533
01:21:28,538 --> 01:21:29,677
Tony?

1534
01:21:30,644 --> 01:21:31,887
[chuckling]

1535
01:21:31,921 --> 01:21:34,717
I am not your bit of rough.

1536
01:21:34,751 --> 01:21:37,927
You were my bit of posh.

1537
01:21:37,962 --> 01:21:42,069
And you are all nothing
on the shoes of my father

1538
01:21:42,104 --> 01:21:45,693
for I am the bastard son
of Brendan Behan

1539
01:21:45,728 --> 01:21:49,663
and one day, you will all
bow down to me!

1540
01:21:49,697 --> 01:21:52,631
[instrumental music]

1541
01:22:01,951 --> 01:22:04,885
[vocalizing]

1542
01:22:14,377 --> 01:22:15,827
Is this home, love?

1543
01:22:18,002 --> 01:22:19,141
Yeah.

1544
01:22:20,728 --> 01:22:21,867
Thanks.

1545
01:22:27,287 --> 01:22:30,428
[car engine revving]

1546
01:22:39,644 --> 01:22:40,990
[door opens]

1547
01:22:41,025 --> 01:22:42,336
[door squeaking]

1548
01:22:45,581 --> 01:22:46,720
[exhales]

1549
01:22:48,377 --> 01:22:49,585
Where're you going?

1550
01:22:49,619 --> 01:22:50,793
[Krissi grunts]

1551
01:22:52,139 --> 01:22:53,692
Away from you.

1552
01:22:53,727 --> 01:22:54,900
Krissi.

1553
01:23:03,806 --> 01:23:05,187
[door closes]

1554
01:23:36,563 --> 01:23:39,635
[footsteps approaching]

1555
01:23:41,637 --> 01:23:44,088
John Kite keeps calling you.

1556
01:23:44,122 --> 01:23:45,606
He left a message for you.

1557
01:23:46,504 --> 01:23:49,093
"His worst song is Alison.

1558
01:23:49,127 --> 01:23:51,060
"The best Beatle is Paul.

1559
01:23:51,095 --> 01:23:55,237
"In a sweet shop he would spend
a pound on pineapple rock.

1560
01:23:55,271 --> 01:23:59,103
"I apologize to Johanna for not
ending the interview there.

1561
01:23:59,137 --> 01:24:02,692
I should not have burdened her
with my friendship."

1562
01:24:05,247 --> 01:24:07,145
[sobbing]

1563
01:24:07,180 --> 01:24:09,009
Oh, God, mum,
what do I do?

1564
01:24:10,355 --> 01:24:13,496
[baby crying]

1565
01:24:14,118 --> 01:24:15,636
[sighing]

1566
01:24:15,671 --> 01:24:16,844
Sorry.

1567
01:24:18,881 --> 01:24:21,332
[baby crying]

1568
01:24:26,061 --> 01:24:28,373
[sighs]

1569
01:24:34,172 --> 01:24:35,553
Hello.

1570
01:24:37,900 --> 01:24:38,866
Hello.

1571
01:24:40,144 --> 01:24:41,455
Anyone?

1572
01:24:44,596 --> 01:24:47,737
[instrumental music]

1573
01:25:02,925 --> 01:25:07,964
♪ You blow like the wind
in my sail ♪

1574
01:25:07,999 --> 01:25:11,899
♪ You cut like the knife
in my hand ♪

1575
01:25:14,833 --> 01:25:18,009
♪ And now you're
bringing me up ♪

1576
01:25:18,043 --> 01:25:21,219
♪ Or down

1577
01:25:21,254 --> 01:25:23,842
♪ I cannot

1578
01:25:23,877 --> 01:25:28,744
♪ Decide if I'm lost
or I'm found ♪

1579
01:25:28,778 --> 01:25:33,921
♪ Perhaps
it's a sweet mistake ♪

1580
01:25:35,647 --> 01:25:37,097
♪ You've got to give me

1581
01:25:37,132 --> 01:25:42,171
♪ Some kind of clue

1582
01:25:42,206 --> 01:25:44,725
♪ What to do

1583
01:25:44,760 --> 01:25:46,796
♪ I'm out of ideas

1584
01:25:46,831 --> 01:25:49,834
♪ Yet I'm still

1585
01:25:49,868 --> 01:25:54,804
♪ Drinking the hours away

1586
01:25:56,530 --> 01:25:59,257
♪ But the days

1587
01:25:59,292 --> 01:26:05,436
♪ Don't hold much truth

1588
01:26:07,162 --> 01:26:09,681
♪ Without the nights

1589
01:26:09,716 --> 01:26:14,238
♪ I need with you..

1590
01:26:14,272 --> 01:26:15,411
[gasps]

1591
01:26:15,446 --> 01:26:16,930
[clatters]

1592
01:26:24,109 --> 01:26:25,973
[whimpering]

1593
01:26:26,008 --> 01:26:26,974
Johanna.

1594
01:26:28,597 --> 01:26:29,770
Johanna.

1595
01:26:32,117 --> 01:26:33,084
Johanna!

1596
01:26:36,639 --> 01:26:39,780
[baby crying]

1597
01:26:41,437 --> 01:26:43,819
I really can't believe it,
Malcolm.

1598
01:26:43,853 --> 01:26:46,615
-Right, here we go.
- Wow!

1599
01:26:46,649 --> 01:26:50,239
- Where's he gone?
- She turned her dog blue.

1600
01:26:50,274 --> 01:26:52,552
If you're very, very good,
I'll show..

1601
01:26:52,586 --> 01:26:54,726
We've screwed this up.

1602
01:26:55,693 --> 01:26:57,902
What are we gonna do, bab?

1603
01:26:57,936 --> 01:26:59,006
[door opens]

1604
01:26:59,041 --> 01:27:01,250
[door squeaking]

1605
01:27:01,285 --> 01:27:03,183
Go on in there, love.

1606
01:27:03,218 --> 01:27:04,909
Please enter the adjacent ward.

1607
01:27:04,943 --> 01:27:07,705
Please enter the adjacent ward,
please.

1608
01:27:09,948 --> 01:27:11,916
Have you got it there?
You have ain't ya.

1609
01:27:11,950 --> 01:27:13,918
- Is it behind your ear?
- I haven't got it.

1610
01:27:13,952 --> 01:27:15,264
Alright, let me have a look.
Here we go.

1611
01:27:15,299 --> 01:27:16,541
Have I got another one?

1612
01:27:16,576 --> 01:27:18,060
I think
I've got another one here.

1613
01:27:27,759 --> 01:27:30,106
Mum, please talk to me.

1614
01:27:35,560 --> 01:27:38,805
You were my magic, happy girl.

1615
01:27:40,427 --> 01:27:41,980
You used to be.

1616
01:27:45,329 --> 01:27:47,503
Happy girls shouldn't talk to...

1617
01:27:49,160 --> 01:27:50,299
[sighs]

1618
01:27:50,334 --> 01:27:54,096
...sad, old, s -- scared women.

1619
01:28:00,275 --> 01:28:01,414
You might catch it.

1620
01:28:01,448 --> 01:28:02,829
[sniffles]

1621
01:28:10,526 --> 01:28:12,045
Budge up, bab.

1622
01:28:22,849 --> 01:28:23,815
[sighs]

1623
01:28:30,857 --> 01:28:33,894
Bab, don't hurt yourself.

1624
01:28:33,929 --> 01:28:36,794
Bastard world will
do that for you anyway.

1625
01:28:43,214 --> 01:28:44,733
Don't hurt yourself.

1626
01:28:45,872 --> 01:28:46,666
Sorry.

1627
01:28:46,700 --> 01:28:49,841
[mellow music]

1628
01:28:55,399 --> 01:28:56,469
There she is.

1629
01:28:56,503 --> 01:28:58,609
Mum! Johanna!

1630
01:28:58,643 --> 01:29:00,818
Hiya, bab.

1631
01:29:00,852 --> 01:29:01,819
Aw.

1632
01:29:01,853 --> 01:29:03,614
- How are you, love?
- Yeah, alright.

1633
01:29:03,648 --> 01:29:04,787
- Alright?
- Yeah.

1634
01:29:04,822 --> 01:29:06,686
- There you go.
- Hello.

1635
01:29:06,720 --> 01:29:09,861
- Mm-hmm.
- Hello.

1636
01:29:09,896 --> 01:29:10,966
Hello.

1637
01:29:16,868 --> 01:29:19,077
He's cool, isn't he?
He's not Anthony.

1638
01:29:19,112 --> 01:29:22,080
Can I call you Tone?
No. Tony.

1639
01:29:22,115 --> 01:29:24,289
Right, okay, Tony.
Are you watching?

1640
01:29:24,324 --> 01:29:25,429
"U2."

1641
01:29:25,463 --> 01:29:26,913
What?

1642
01:29:26,947 --> 01:29:29,640
You've written what looks like
"U2" on your arm.

1643
01:29:29,674 --> 01:29:31,780
No, I -- I...

1644
01:29:31,814 --> 01:29:33,437
I didn't mean to. The...

1645
01:29:33,471 --> 01:29:35,024
It's a typo.

1646
01:29:35,059 --> 01:29:37,924
They're -- they're just meant to
be bold, agonized slashes.

1647
01:29:37,958 --> 01:29:41,030
It looks like you tried to
kill yourself for Bono.

1648
01:29:42,066 --> 01:29:43,032
[chuckles]

1649
01:29:43,654 --> 01:29:45,345
Alright.

1650
01:29:45,380 --> 01:29:47,968
Now let's take the bastards
into a jazz break.

1651
01:29:50,074 --> 01:29:53,008
[drumbeat]

1652
01:29:55,735 --> 01:29:58,876
[mellow music]

1653
01:30:07,471 --> 01:30:09,990
[vocalizing]

1654
01:30:22,071 --> 01:30:23,279
[sighs]

1655
01:30:28,388 --> 01:30:30,701
Awake, Wall of Gods.

1656
01:30:30,735 --> 01:30:33,669
Speak, feel, breathe, live.

1657
01:30:33,704 --> 01:30:37,362
Johanna, we've missed you.

1658
01:30:37,397 --> 01:30:38,709
It's good to be awake again.

1659
01:30:38,743 --> 01:30:41,850
What month even is it?
What have we missed?

1660
01:30:41,884 --> 01:30:45,647
I became evil, but it's July now
and I'm over it.

1661
01:30:45,681 --> 01:30:48,960
- That's wonderful.
- Come on, give me five.

1662
01:30:50,375 --> 01:30:52,308
[knocking on door]

1663
01:30:58,832 --> 01:31:01,835
I'm applying for the job
of flatmate.

1664
01:31:01,870 --> 01:31:04,942
Well, I want to apply
for trainee writer

1665
01:31:04,976 --> 01:31:07,462
on whatever it's called,
your mag.

1666
01:31:07,496 --> 01:31:09,705
Okay, you're hired.

1667
01:31:10,844 --> 01:31:12,190
- My going word rate--
- Oh, get off.

1668
01:31:12,225 --> 01:31:16,091
Hey, ow! Get off! Krissi!
Krissi! Stop it.

1669
01:31:16,125 --> 01:31:19,128
You were a nightmare.
Don't do it again.

1670
01:31:19,163 --> 01:31:23,167
And it stinks of smoke,
and mum's gonna kill you.

1671
01:31:23,201 --> 01:31:25,410
Hello. Is that Rob Allan,
lead singer of The Hallows?

1672
01:31:25,445 --> 01:31:27,309
It's Dolly Wilde here.

1673
01:31:27,343 --> 01:31:29,000
You've got some nerve
calling me.

1674
01:31:29,035 --> 01:31:30,588
Have you any idea what you did?

1675
01:31:30,623 --> 01:31:33,729
Yes, yes, yes. I know.

1676
01:31:33,764 --> 01:31:35,835
That's actually why
I'm ringing.

1677
01:31:35,869 --> 01:31:38,665
I wanted to apologize to you
for the review.

1678
01:31:38,700 --> 01:31:40,978
That you are, "A shit-wizard

1679
01:31:41,012 --> 01:31:45,672
a weasel in a waistcoat
making musical lime scale."

1680
01:31:45,707 --> 01:31:49,262
Was wrong.
I know that now. Bye.

1681
01:31:52,092 --> 01:31:53,369
[sighs]

1682
01:31:56,234 --> 01:31:59,859
♪ I'll stand by you

1683
01:31:59,893 --> 01:32:03,241
♪ I'll stand by you

1684
01:32:03,276 --> 01:32:06,762
♪ Won't let nobody
hurt you.. ♪♪

1685
01:32:08,902 --> 01:32:10,732
Too old for the children's ward

1686
01:32:10,766 --> 01:32:12,285
too young for the adult ward.

1687
01:32:12,319 --> 01:32:15,875
Why 16 is the worst age
to self-harm.

1688
01:32:15,909 --> 01:32:17,670
By Johanna Morrigan.

1689
01:32:17,704 --> 01:32:20,258
[vocalizing]

1690
01:32:31,649 --> 01:32:33,237
Johanna?

1691
01:32:40,037 --> 01:32:42,384
God, you're young.

1692
01:32:42,418 --> 01:32:44,213
[laughs]

1693
01:32:46,250 --> 01:32:47,734
Come on in.

1694
01:32:49,322 --> 01:32:53,740
No, I, I didn't think it was
possible to laugh so much

1695
01:32:53,775 --> 01:32:54,948
given the subject matter

1696
01:32:54,983 --> 01:32:56,847
and cry, obviously,
and laugh again.

1697
01:32:56,881 --> 01:32:58,400
And we were passing this
around the office

1698
01:32:58,434 --> 01:33:00,229
like drugs or a baby.

1699
01:33:00,264 --> 01:33:02,542
This is what
you should be writing.

1700
01:33:02,577 --> 01:33:03,923
Do you know what you'd look like

1701
01:33:03,957 --> 01:33:07,512
tearing apart records
for the music press?

1702
01:33:07,547 --> 01:33:10,239
You look like an Olympic swimmer
in a bathtub.

1703
01:33:10,274 --> 01:33:14,140
But this, this, we would like
to run in the next issue.

1704
01:33:15,590 --> 01:33:19,490
Why, thank you.
Thank you very much, ma'am.

1705
01:33:21,803 --> 01:33:25,323
And start you
with a monthly column

1706
01:33:25,358 --> 01:33:27,084
like a monthly letter from you
telling us

1707
01:33:27,118 --> 01:33:29,569
what you've been up to.
Building a Girl.

1708
01:33:29,604 --> 01:33:32,296
Would you like that job?

1709
01:33:32,330 --> 01:33:37,059
Ma'am, I am more obligated
than I can express.

1710
01:33:37,094 --> 01:33:41,098
And are you in fact pretending
to be Elvis right now?

1711
01:33:41,132 --> 01:33:45,343
No. I -- I think this is me now.

1712
01:33:46,275 --> 01:33:47,483
For now.

1713
01:33:49,140 --> 01:33:51,487
Good. You're hired.

1714
01:33:51,522 --> 01:33:55,319
- Get out. I'm busy.
- Okay. Thank you.

1715
01:33:56,458 --> 01:33:58,978
[upbeat music]

1716
01:34:10,230 --> 01:34:11,438
[sighs]

1717
01:34:26,626 --> 01:34:28,559
[indistinct chatter]

1718
01:34:33,219 --> 01:34:37,672
In the last week,
I've apologized to 133 bands

1719
01:34:37,706 --> 01:34:40,813
for the bad reviews
I've written about them.

1720
01:34:40,847 --> 01:34:42,987
But there is one person

1721
01:34:43,022 --> 01:34:46,957
to who I owe more than
just, "I'm sorry."

1722
01:34:54,447 --> 01:34:55,897
John!

1723
01:34:58,244 --> 01:34:59,521
John.

1724
01:35:00,349 --> 01:35:02,144
Mr. Kite.

1725
01:35:12,637 --> 01:35:14,985
I promise I won't take
more than one minute.

1726
01:35:15,019 --> 01:35:16,365
I will talk extra, extra fast.

1727
01:35:16,400 --> 01:35:18,195
I should never
talk to you again.

1728
01:35:18,229 --> 01:35:20,197
I know.

1729
01:35:20,231 --> 01:35:24,684
I know. I am so sorry.
I have two things for you.

1730
01:35:24,719 --> 01:35:26,513
This is the first.

1731
01:35:28,101 --> 01:35:30,414
My brother's Fanzine.

1732
01:35:33,555 --> 01:35:36,972
That's the original piece
I wrote about you.

1733
01:35:37,007 --> 01:35:39,112
The one they wouldn't
let me print.

1734
01:35:39,147 --> 01:35:42,046
That's how I really feel.

1735
01:35:43,979 --> 01:35:45,912
The other piece...

1736
01:35:47,051 --> 01:35:49,985
...was a terrible,
terrible mistake.

1737
01:35:50,020 --> 01:35:54,162
- Yeah, well, you sold me, babe.
- I know.

1738
01:35:54,196 --> 01:35:58,373
That's why the other thing
I want to give you is...

1739
01:35:58,407 --> 01:35:59,961
...this.

1740
01:36:11,006 --> 01:36:14,492
- A tail?
- It's my hair.

1741
01:36:17,737 --> 01:36:21,223
I tried to think of what would
be the ultimate sacrifice

1742
01:36:21,258 --> 01:36:25,607
the thing I would be
most upset about if I lost it.

1743
01:36:27,126 --> 01:36:28,921
Your hair?

1744
01:36:28,955 --> 01:36:32,545
I took something of you.

1745
01:36:32,579 --> 01:36:36,307
Now I'm giving you
something of me.

1746
01:36:43,004 --> 01:36:44,350
Come on.

1747
01:36:45,972 --> 01:36:48,009
This is all very beautiful

1748
01:36:48,043 --> 01:36:50,839
but it's not really about me,
is it?

1749
01:36:50,874 --> 01:36:53,324
It's about you.

1750
01:36:53,359 --> 01:36:56,707
And how in love with the world
you are.

1751
01:36:56,741 --> 01:36:58,191
Don't stop.

1752
01:36:59,227 --> 01:37:01,056
It's your thing.

1753
01:37:03,162 --> 01:37:05,164
This is my embarrassment booth.

1754
01:37:05,198 --> 01:37:07,304
I'm sorry I tried to kiss you.

1755
01:37:08,823 --> 01:37:11,066
Listen, darling,
we probably will kiss one day.

1756
01:37:11,101 --> 01:37:13,689
That's just statistics, baby.

1757
01:37:13,724 --> 01:37:17,245
How will we not end up falling
terribly, terribly in love?

1758
01:37:19,212 --> 01:37:21,697
It's just the age thing now,
babe.

1759
01:37:22,560 --> 01:37:23,976
Too young.

1760
01:37:24,010 --> 01:37:26,875
- I'm nearly 17.
- Ha-ha!

1761
01:37:26,910 --> 01:37:28,532
Not you, Duch. Me.

1762
01:37:28,566 --> 01:37:32,294
I'm far too young for you.
Hopeless.

1763
01:37:32,329 --> 01:37:34,918
Love is a big old beast.

1764
01:37:34,952 --> 01:37:37,575
And you're gonna be far too busy
for it right now.

1765
01:37:37,610 --> 01:37:38,991
I am?

1766
01:37:39,025 --> 01:37:41,856
I'm gonna move to London
when I turn 18.

1767
01:37:41,890 --> 01:37:43,892
Go to gay clubs.
Buy a piano.

1768
01:37:43,927 --> 01:37:47,654
See? You need to go out there
and have some adventures.

1769
01:37:47,689 --> 01:37:50,209
And I would, uh...

1770
01:37:51,727 --> 01:37:53,108
I would like to audition

1771
01:37:53,143 --> 01:37:55,697
for the role of your confidant.

1772
01:37:55,731 --> 01:37:58,562
I would like the honor
of being your friend.

1773
01:37:59,701 --> 01:38:02,635
[instrumental music]

1774
01:38:04,154 --> 01:38:06,950
You should write a song
about me.

1775
01:38:06,984 --> 01:38:08,503
No.

1776
01:38:08,537 --> 01:38:09,642
[chuckling]

1777
01:38:09,676 --> 01:38:12,783
You will.
I'm incredibly inspiring.

1778
01:38:12,817 --> 01:38:15,337
Hm, nothing rhymes with Johanna.

1779
01:38:15,372 --> 01:38:19,065
Nothing rhymes with Layla
or Prudence or Sharona.

1780
01:38:19,100 --> 01:38:20,584
Oh!

1781
01:38:25,347 --> 01:38:28,592
Come on. Let's go and fuck up
the next ten years.

1782
01:38:28,626 --> 01:38:29,731
[chuckles]

1783
01:38:29,765 --> 01:38:31,560
I have school on Monday.

1784
01:38:31,595 --> 01:38:34,805
Then we'll fuck it up
after 3:30 p.m.

1785
01:38:38,360 --> 01:38:41,501
[music continues]

1786
01:38:45,747 --> 01:38:49,406
So...what do you do
when you build yourself

1787
01:38:49,440 --> 01:38:52,340
only to realize you built
yourself with the wrong things?

1788
01:38:54,169 --> 01:38:56,413
You rip it up and start again.

1789
01:38:56,447 --> 01:38:58,311
Build up and tear down.

1790
01:38:58,346 --> 01:39:00,969
Endlessly, repetitively,
unceasingly.

1791
01:39:01,004 --> 01:39:03,938
Invent, invent, invent.

1792
01:39:03,972 --> 01:39:05,629
What will eventually be you?

1793
01:39:05,663 --> 01:39:08,873
One day, you'll marvel
over what you did.

1794
01:39:08,908 --> 01:39:10,289
Marvel how you tried to keep

1795
01:39:10,323 --> 01:39:12,843
the loud, drunken, laughing

1796
01:39:12,877 --> 01:39:14,396
cutting, panicking

1797
01:39:14,431 --> 01:39:17,744
unbearably present
secret of yourself

1798
01:39:17,779 --> 01:39:20,575
when, really, you were just
about as secret as the moon.

1799
01:39:22,163 --> 01:39:24,648
And as luminous
under all those clothes.

1800
01:39:24,682 --> 01:39:28,548
And how, like all
the best quests

1801
01:39:28,583 --> 01:39:32,242
you did it all for a girl, you.

1802
01:39:34,520 --> 01:39:37,488
[instrumental music]

1803
01:39:38,696 --> 01:39:40,595
♪ I'm a mess
I'm a prude ♪

1804
01:39:40,629 --> 01:39:42,459
♪ When I trip
I don't touch the ground ♪

1805
01:39:42,493 --> 01:39:44,564
♪ I moved away
came back around ♪

1806
01:39:44,599 --> 01:39:46,325
♪ Caught a plane
just to figure out ♪

1807
01:39:46,359 --> 01:39:48,258
♪ Oh yeah

1808
01:39:48,292 --> 01:39:49,500
♪ Oh yeah

1809
01:39:49,535 --> 01:39:51,640
♪ How to rule the world

1810
01:39:51,675 --> 01:39:54,402
♪ How to build a girl

1811
01:39:54,436 --> 01:39:56,473
♪ Got a bucket list
I got my plan ♪

1812
01:39:56,507 --> 01:39:58,509
♪ ...'cause I'm a man

1813
01:39:58,544 --> 01:40:00,684
♪ I'm moving up
but I get down ♪

1814
01:40:00,718 --> 01:40:02,479
♪ Every time I think about

1815
01:40:02,513 --> 01:40:04,343
♪ Oh yeah

1816
01:40:04,377 --> 01:40:05,792
♪ Oh yeah

1817
01:40:05,827 --> 01:40:07,622
♪ How to rule the world

1818
01:40:07,656 --> 01:40:09,831
♪ How to build a girl

1819
01:40:09,865 --> 01:40:13,145
♪ It's time I try to be young
and alive ♪

1820
01:40:13,179 --> 01:40:14,870
♪ Make my mark somehow

1821
01:40:14,905 --> 01:40:18,012
♪ Make a mark make a mark
take them out somehow ♪

1822
01:40:18,046 --> 01:40:21,636
♪ Get my keys take a drag
have a drive ♪

1823
01:40:21,670 --> 01:40:24,535
♪ Watch me now

1824
01:40:24,570 --> 01:40:27,124
♪ Watch me now
watch me now ♪

1825
01:40:27,159 --> 01:40:31,680
♪ I'm out on my own
lighting fires ♪

1826
01:40:31,715 --> 01:40:35,650
♪ Getting my kicks
and desires ♪

1827
01:40:37,134 --> 01:40:42,484
♪ I wanna rule the world
I wanna build a girl ♪

1828
01:40:42,519 --> 01:40:44,245
♪ However bad
it ain't that bad ♪

1829
01:40:44,279 --> 01:40:46,523
♪ I've got shoes in the roof
above my head ♪

1830
01:40:46,557 --> 01:40:48,628
♪ And all my friends
we're all the same ♪

1831
01:40:48,663 --> 01:40:50,458
♪ Head screwed up
but in the right place ♪

1832
01:40:50,492 --> 01:40:53,737
♪ Oh yeah oh yeah

1833
01:40:53,771 --> 01:40:55,842
♪ We're trying to rule
the world ♪

1834
01:40:55,877 --> 01:40:57,810
♪ Trying to build a girl

1835
01:40:57,844 --> 01:41:01,089
♪ It's time I try to be young
and alive ♪

1836
01:41:01,124 --> 01:41:02,780
♪ Make my mark somehow

1837
01:41:02,815 --> 01:41:05,921
♪ Make a mark make a mark
take them out somehow ♪

1838
01:41:05,956 --> 01:41:09,580
♪ Get my keys take a drag
have a drive ♪

1839
01:41:09,615 --> 01:41:11,858
♪ Watch me now

1840
01:41:11,893 --> 01:41:13,688
♪ Watch me now
watch me now ♪

1841
01:41:13,722 --> 01:41:15,483
♪ Watch me now

1842
01:41:15,517 --> 01:41:19,556
♪ I'm out on my own
lighting fires ♪

1843
01:41:19,590 --> 01:41:23,560
♪ Getting my kicks
and desires ♪

1844
01:41:25,286 --> 01:41:29,980
♪ I wanna rule the world
'cause I just built a girl ♪♪

1845
01:41:31,947 --> 01:41:33,397
[instrumental music]

1846
01:41:33,432 --> 01:41:37,229
♪ Oh oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh

1847
01:41:37,263 --> 01:41:40,439
♪ Oh oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh

1848
01:41:40,473 --> 01:41:41,923
♪ Hyah

1849
01:42:06,499 --> 01:42:07,914
♪ Hyah

1850
01:42:15,405 --> 01:42:17,959
[music continues]

1851
01:42:23,171 --> 01:42:26,623
♪ Oh oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh

1852
01:42:26,657 --> 01:42:30,627
♪ Oh oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh

1853
01:42:40,775 --> 01:42:44,468
♪ Oh oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh

1854
01:42:48,645 --> 01:42:52,476
♪ Oh oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh

1855
01:43:01,105 --> 01:43:03,625
[music continues]

1856
01:43:48,325 --> 01:43:52,260
♪ Oh oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh

1857
01:43:52,295 --> 01:43:53,710
♪ Oh oh-oh ♪