1 00:00:22,731 --> 00:00:24,357 I don't need it. I'm telling you. 2 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:28,028 Just because you don't feel sick now doesn't mean you don't need the shot. 3 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:30,989 I never get sick, okay? You can take that and give it to Barry. 4 00:00:31,072 --> 00:00:34,826 - His nose is always running. - What are you giving me shit for? 5 00:00:34,909 --> 00:00:38,788 I saw you earlier today. We said hi. I said, "Cole." You said, "Mr. Daisy." 6 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:42,041 Why are you giving me shit today? I mean, it's just a needle, man. 7 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:47,172 Damn. Come here, get the shot. Ain't nothing to be scared of. 8 00:00:47,839 --> 00:00:50,759 There's 62 kids came here, got a shot, no problem. 9 00:00:50,842 --> 00:00:54,179 You come in here, take ten minutes? I got 84 kids more to go. Okay? 10 00:00:54,262 --> 00:00:57,223 We're boys. Be cool. Shit, man. Are you gonna take this shot? 11 00:00:57,307 --> 00:01:00,310 Step over here and take the shot, just like you'd take some ass. 12 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:02,604 There's nothing to be scared of. 13 00:01:03,354 --> 00:01:04,355 I'm not scared. 14 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,610 [Cole screaming] 15 00:01:16,284 --> 00:01:17,869 Pussy! 16 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:24,459 [school bell rings] 17 00:01:27,295 --> 00:01:29,839 [Melanie] Did you know only one baby was born on the Mayflower? 18 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:32,050 How crazy is that shit? 19 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:34,719 His name was literally Oceanus. 20 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:36,513 He didn't even have a nationality. 21 00:01:37,013 --> 00:01:38,973 Just a citizen of the sea, I guess. 22 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:41,434 What class did you learn that in? 23 00:01:41,851 --> 00:01:45,188 [scoffs] No one learns anything in class. That's why we have the Internet. 24 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:49,234 [rap music playing over speakers] 25 00:01:49,984 --> 00:01:51,694 [Melanie sighs] There's my dad. 26 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:53,613 [Melanie's dad] Melanie, get over here. 27 00:01:53,696 --> 00:01:55,532 It was his high-school dream car. 28 00:01:56,741 --> 00:01:59,536 He got it after the divorce to make Mom jealous, but... 29 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:02,205 - it didn't work because it's a car. - [Melanie's dad] Now. 30 00:02:03,873 --> 00:02:06,209 Dad, can we give Cole a ride home? 31 00:02:07,001 --> 00:02:09,754 Cole, are your parents expecting you to take the bus home? 32 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,549 - I guess so. - Yeah, they are. 33 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:14,551 So, you should take the bus, okay, sport? 34 00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:17,178 Sorry, dude. I'll see you, though, neighbor, huh? 35 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:18,888 - I didn't... - What's that? 36 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:19,973 [engine revving] 37 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:23,768 - NASCAR Nation, bitch. Whoo! - [Melanie] Dad... 38 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:28,273 [Melanie] Dad! 39 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:46,499 [Jeremy] Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. 40 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:47,876 Well, well, well. 41 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:51,129 [Jeremy] Hey, Colonoscopy. How's it hanging? 42 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:53,756 I don't know. Okay? 43 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,301 Well, speaking of hanging, have your balls dropped yet? 44 00:02:56,384 --> 00:02:59,929 - [boys laughing] - [Cole mumbling] 45 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,056 I didn't catch that. 46 00:03:02,765 --> 00:03:05,685 I said, "Why are you so interested in my balls?" 47 00:03:05,768 --> 00:03:07,645 Last thing he cares about is your balls. 48 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:10,481 [Jeremy] Yeah, 'cause on Saturday, I hooked up with Shelly MacEntyre. 49 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:11,399 The sophomore? 50 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:15,111 The sophomore. But in many ways, she was a senior. 51 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:18,197 - I don't believe you. - You don't need to believe him. 52 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:20,909 It's not like your belief will validate what happens to his dick. 53 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:22,035 Wanna know how it was? 54 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:25,496 No, not really. 55 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:27,999 Well, see, as a 14-year-old in that kind of situation 56 00:03:28,082 --> 00:03:30,501 with a 16-year-old that looks like Shelly MacEntyre, 57 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:32,128 it was overwhelming, man. 58 00:03:32,795 --> 00:03:34,297 I mean, she is a woman. 59 00:03:35,256 --> 00:03:37,967 Fully-developed, man. It's crazy, man. It's... [grunts] 60 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:39,594 Man, you know what I'm saying? 61 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:43,389 I said, do you know what I'm saying? 62 00:03:44,098 --> 00:03:46,726 You just said it didn't matter if I believed you. 63 00:03:46,809 --> 00:03:49,938 - Well, I changed my mind, bitch. - Sorry, I wasn't... 64 00:03:52,523 --> 00:03:54,859 [Jeremy] Oh, my God. He's so weird. [laughs] 65 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:58,446 Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. 66 00:03:58,529 --> 00:03:59,364 [woman] Hey! 67 00:04:06,537 --> 00:04:07,747 Did you just touch Cole? 68 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:10,541 - So, what if I did? - [woman] Jeremy, check it out. 69 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:13,628 You so much as think about Cole again... 70 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:17,048 and I'm gonna... 71 00:04:17,131 --> 00:04:18,299 [inaudible dialogue] 72 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:21,803 ♪ The girls wanna be her The boys wanna be her ♪ 73 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:23,263 You crazy bitch. 74 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,225 ♪ The girls wanna be her ♪ 75 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:29,185 - [tire hissing] - Now get out of here! 76 00:04:30,186 --> 00:04:32,188 Before I run you over, you little Pap smear. 77 00:04:34,899 --> 00:04:36,484 - Hey, Coley. - [Cole] Hey, Bee. 78 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:39,904 These are new. 79 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:42,824 Yeah, I have to wear them sometimes. 80 00:04:42,907 --> 00:04:45,326 They supposedly help strengthen my left eye, 81 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:48,621 - but I can't tell the difference. - You look pretty strong to me. 82 00:04:49,872 --> 00:04:50,790 You skin your palms? 83 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:53,918 - It doesn't hurt. - Yeah, it does. Come here. 84 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:04,512 - They bother you a lot? - No. 85 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:09,475 You look away when you lie, dude. They the ones that egg your house? 86 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:15,398 [sighs, clicks tongue] You gotta punch them in the dick. 87 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:18,776 And if they're chasing you, wait until they've almost got you, 88 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:21,446 drop like a bag of rocks, then when they trip over you, 89 00:05:21,529 --> 00:05:23,990 and they're on the ground, kick them in the dick. 90 00:05:27,243 --> 00:05:30,204 - Hey, so, tell me, how's the folks? - Better, I think. 91 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:32,165 Hotel therapy's working? 92 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:34,042 [chuckles] No, come on, it's great. 93 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:38,046 I mean, they're happy, we get to hang out, and I get paid. 94 00:05:38,546 --> 00:05:41,340 - I'm like your little Protestant. - [chuckles] What? 95 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:43,801 'Cause, like, I have to pay you to hang out with me. 96 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:46,095 Are you trying to say "prostitute"? 97 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:47,513 Oh, my God... 98 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:50,808 No, that would make me the prostitute and your parents the clients. 99 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:53,269 That is a terrible analogy. That is the worst one ever. 100 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,605 - Oh... - Besides, 101 00:05:55,688 --> 00:05:57,607 I'd wanna hang out with you either way. 102 00:05:58,357 --> 00:05:59,192 Really? 103 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:00,985 One hundred percent. 104 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:05,573 I got two years tops before you're too cool to hang out with me. 105 00:06:05,948 --> 00:06:07,533 I'll never be too cool. 106 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:13,706 [Bee] Hey, is that the roof of your tree house? 107 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:15,708 [Cole] Yeah, we just started to take it down. 108 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,711 I... I don't care. I mean, my, uh... 109 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:20,588 Tree houses are for kids anyway. 110 00:06:21,589 --> 00:06:23,758 There's a lot of good memories in there, right? 111 00:06:25,384 --> 00:06:26,219 Yeah. 112 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:29,972 All right, tomorrow night. You. Me. Party. 113 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:31,641 Sounds good. 114 00:06:33,184 --> 00:06:34,060 [gulps] 115 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:35,645 [Bee grunts] 116 00:06:40,191 --> 00:06:41,943 [gulps] 117 00:06:42,026 --> 00:06:43,111 E.T. fingers. 118 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:45,863 [both buzzing] 119 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:48,408 - All right. See you, Cee. - Bye-bye, Bee. 120 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:50,993 [car door squeaks] 121 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:54,622 Gotta get that door fixed. You're still giving this to me, right? 122 00:06:54,705 --> 00:06:57,625 - One hundred percent. - Can't have a sticky door on my car. 123 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:24,485 Hey, Mom! 124 00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:26,362 [Mom] Hey! Cole. 125 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:30,408 Cole, can you hand me one of those traps, please? 126 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:32,076 Ow. 127 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:34,287 - Thanks. Hi. - Hi. 128 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:35,997 [grunts] Thanks, buddy. 129 00:07:37,748 --> 00:07:39,959 [groans] God. God. 130 00:07:40,042 --> 00:07:42,587 Mom, how can you be under there? There's like a trillion spiders. 131 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:46,466 [Mom] Cole, I don't like it under here. It's pretty much the worst. 132 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,594 - Do you think I'm a pussy, Mom? - [thud] Ow. 133 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:51,679 [Mom] Do you know what that word means? 134 00:07:51,762 --> 00:07:53,598 - [Cole] Yeah, like, afraid of everything. - Ow. 135 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:56,017 Um... 136 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:57,477 Huh. 137 00:07:58,186 --> 00:07:59,437 Well... [sighs] 138 00:08:00,771 --> 00:08:05,526 I think... you are at a time in your life 139 00:08:05,693 --> 00:08:08,446 where a lot of things are scary. 140 00:08:08,946 --> 00:08:13,743 But as you get older, those same things will stop frightening you as much. 141 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:15,161 Okay? 142 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:18,831 It's gonna be okay. 143 00:08:19,415 --> 00:08:23,169 [Cole] You should really get some bug spray to kill the spiders in there. 144 00:08:23,252 --> 00:08:26,506 What have they done to you? They eat other dirty bugs. 145 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:28,257 Hey, will you get me a lemonade? 146 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:29,342 - Yep. - Thanks. 147 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:34,597 Mom, I know "pussy" also means "vagina." I'm not retarded. 148 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:40,436 Cole Johnson. Do not say "retarded." 149 00:08:40,978 --> 00:08:43,022 - But I can say "pussy" or "vagi..." - [drill whirring] 150 00:08:43,105 --> 00:08:44,232 Don't say it, okay? 151 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:45,816 Go get me a lemonade. 152 00:08:50,279 --> 00:08:51,656 Oh, my God, he said "pussy." 153 00:08:52,615 --> 00:08:54,242 [man] Breathe in. Breathe out. 154 00:08:54,575 --> 00:08:56,827 - Unclench that sphincter. - [Cole] Okay. 155 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:59,413 - How those mirrors looking? - Looking good. 156 00:08:59,497 --> 00:09:00,373 Parking brakes? 157 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:02,166 Nope. 158 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,293 - Hands? - Ten and two. 159 00:09:05,002 --> 00:09:05,878 Engage. 160 00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:07,964 [engine revs, fades] 161 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:15,304 Dad, did you know that seven teenagers die a day from driving? 162 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,139 Really? Wow. 163 00:09:17,473 --> 00:09:21,852 Did you know that, uh, 14 teenagers die a day from over-worrying? 164 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:23,563 I went on the Internet, 165 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:26,107 and there's pictures of them. They die like this: 166 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:31,279 Maybe next week. 167 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:34,115 All right, buddy, sure. You wanna swap? 168 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:36,450 - Yeah. - Good. All right. You did good. 169 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,704 You started the car, you put the seat belt on. 170 00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:42,123 Don't worry about it, pal. There's no rush. 171 00:09:42,206 --> 00:09:44,917 It's okay to be scared. It's not a big deal, okay? 172 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:49,672 Hey, let me ask you something. Do your friends... 173 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:52,049 Do they make fun of you for having a babysitter? 174 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:53,426 Yeah. 175 00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:56,012 But then they see her and get really jealous. 176 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:58,806 Yeah. Heck, yeah, they do. [chuckles] 177 00:09:58,889 --> 00:10:01,851 I don't know about you, buddy, but I'm feeling like a cop. 178 00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:04,145 I'm craving some donuts. 179 00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:05,730 [shouting] 180 00:10:08,065 --> 00:10:08,941 [Dad] All right! 181 00:10:10,234 --> 00:10:12,653 [both laughing] 182 00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:19,452 What are you watching? 183 00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:21,829 Your dad is bingeing on Mad Men. 184 00:10:21,912 --> 00:10:22,872 Again. 185 00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:24,373 You wouldn't like it. 186 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:26,125 It's on HBO? 187 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:28,794 - [chuckles] - No, it's not... It's not dirty, buddy. 188 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:29,754 It's not on HBO. 189 00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:32,256 It's dense, you know. So, it might go over your head. 190 00:10:32,381 --> 00:10:35,092 When you get a little older, we'll binge-watch it together. 191 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:36,052 How about that? 192 00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:38,971 - [Cole] All right. - Cole, will you clean up the toys 193 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:40,139 in the hallway for me? 194 00:10:40,222 --> 00:10:41,557 Okay, Mom. Jeez. 195 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:42,475 Thank you. 196 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:49,607 [Cole] Much cleaner. 197 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:15,341 Who cares? 198 00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:17,510 Hey. Oh. 199 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:19,762 Hey, that doesn't seem safe at all. 200 00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:21,639 - I can handle it. - Yeah. No, I get it. 201 00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:22,640 Stop. Stop. 202 00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:24,266 And hand me the knife. 203 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:28,020 Fabulous. Why you cutting up your car with a knife? 204 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:30,731 I'm gonna switch the roof with a fastback, 205 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:32,024 - so it's aerodynamic. - Uh-huh. 206 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,276 It's gonna give me more downforce on the turns. 207 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,362 When it hits the ramp, it'll do a barrel roll 208 00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:38,823 and smash into the crash zone exactly how I intend... 209 00:11:38,906 --> 00:11:41,617 Got it, got it. I applaud your passion for aerodynamics. 210 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:44,829 I absolutely do, but only use this if you're cutting a flank steak. 211 00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:46,455 And don't do that. That's my job. 212 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:49,291 And if you take that job, what am I doing at this house? 213 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:51,252 Do you want me to put it back? 214 00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:52,962 [Dad] No. I'm gonna put this in the dishwasher, 215 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:55,172 'cause it's coated in my sweat and fear. 216 00:11:57,174 --> 00:12:00,344 My parents are going away again. I think they go to have sex, 217 00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:03,347 but it just makes me feel like they go to get away from me. 218 00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:05,975 They're definitely having sex. 219 00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:07,935 They probably have sex when you're home, too. 220 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:12,064 Besides, I bet Bee has boys over at your place all the time doing it. 221 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:13,190 Nope. No. 222 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:14,567 No way. Not a chance. 223 00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:17,403 Yeah. That's what babysitters do. 224 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:21,657 They put the kids down, sneak their boyfriends in. Doing it. 225 00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:25,745 Seriously, have you ever been awake after she's fallen asleep? 226 00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:28,956 I dare you to stay up tonight. You'll see. 227 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:31,167 I'm gonna find out. 228 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:34,003 - Perv. - No! I'm choking! 229 00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:35,629 - [Melanie laughing] - [Cole shouting] 230 00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:17,296 [boy] Pussy! 231 00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:18,506 [school bell rings] 232 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:23,469 Honey, not that I'm rushing you, but weren't we supposed to leave at five? 233 00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:25,596 [Mom] No, honey, 5:30 to avoid holiday traffic. 234 00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:27,181 We were supposed to leave at five. 235 00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:29,850 Don't move the furniture around. We just did the floors. 236 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:31,852 - I don't want your mom yelling. - [Cole] Got it. 237 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:34,522 I don't yell at you. I just speak in all caps. 238 00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:36,315 Right. That's what I love about her. 239 00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:38,609 - [doorbell rings] - Here. Get that. It's probably Bee. 240 00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:39,610 [Cole] Okay. 241 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,987 - [Mom] Can you hurry up? - [Dad] Yes. 242 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,241 [exhales deeply] 243 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,663 - What up, Cee? - What up, Bee? 244 00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:51,747 [both buzzing] 245 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,750 - [Mom] Hey, Bee. How are you? - Oh, you know, can't complain. 246 00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:56,502 - [Mom] Good. - Where to this weekend? 247 00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:58,879 - Uh... The Hyatt. Living large. - Mm! 248 00:13:58,963 --> 00:13:59,797 [Dad] Can't find it! 249 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:02,841 Uh, try the bottom drawer under your Invisalign. 250 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,261 Um, anyway, you know the drill. 251 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:08,138 No violent movies, no junk food, bed by ten. 252 00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:09,932 - [Cole] Mom. - Bed by 10:30? 253 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,559 - [Cole] You serious? - [Bee] Anything else? 254 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,769 Uh, there is not a bathing suit in that bedroom. 255 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,188 [Mom] Then, honey, I don't know what to tell you. 256 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,481 - I'm not up there. - [Dad] Okay. 257 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:18,857 [sighs] 258 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:22,111 - He's totally gonna bring his jean shorts. - [Cole] Mom, he calls them jorts. 259 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:25,531 - Well, we'll be fine. I can handle him. - I know. You're the best. 260 00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:28,200 - [Dad] I'm bringing my jorts. - [Mom] I knew it! 261 00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,953 - [Dad] I'm bringing my jorts. - I knew it. Great. 262 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,414 I will be the envy of women everywhere. 263 00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:35,958 Hey, uh, Bee, call us if there's any trouble, okay? 264 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:38,085 - Cole, don't cause any trouble. - [Cole] Dad, I know. 265 00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:39,545 You know what, honey? 266 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,464 - You got your flu shot, so no exertion. - [Cole] Mom. 267 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:45,009 - Yeah, no running around. Board games. - [Cole] Got it. Okay? 268 00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:50,264 Hey, Cole, remember, you're the man of the house now. 269 00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:51,849 That's sweet. You are. 270 00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:54,018 - We love you. Bye, Bee. - I love you. Have fun. 271 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,270 - [Dad] But not too much fun. - [Mom] Not too much. 272 00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:58,564 [Foghat's "I Just Want to Make Love to You" playing] 273 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:09,241 ♪ I don't want you cook my bread ♪ 274 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:13,162 ♪ I don't want you make my bed ♪ 275 00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:17,082 ♪ I don't want you to be true ♪ 276 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:21,211 ♪ I just want to make love to you ♪ 277 00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:32,181 ♪ I don't want you be no slave ♪ 278 00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:36,060 ♪ I don't want you to be sad and blue ♪ 279 00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:39,897 ♪ I just want to make love to you ♪ 280 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,026 [Cole] No way you're gonna beat my dive. 281 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:52,409 So, you're basically saying, intergalactic dream team on a mission. 282 00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:56,038 - Yeah. So, there's an epic villain, right? - Right. 283 00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:58,165 Okay, so, you have to fill a starship... 284 00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:03,295 full of the best people or aliens or robots to take them down. 285 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,089 - How many seats have I got? - Five. 286 00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:07,466 - Five? - Six, if you need, like, a duo. 287 00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:09,510 But you can't have a Predator and Xenomorph. 288 00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:11,387 They'd fight. The mission would be futile. 289 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:12,805 No, no, okay, I get it. 290 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:16,100 All right. One... Kirk. 291 00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:17,226 Two, Picard. 292 00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:20,688 Three, Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum from Independence Day. 293 00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:24,942 Five, Ripley, and six... Are you ready for this shit? 294 00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:26,860 A Xenomorph egg. 295 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:28,237 - No way. - Yeah. 296 00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:31,782 Yes. Yes. Okay. Here's the plan. 297 00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:34,702 Kirk and Picard team up to captain, then when they get close, 298 00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:37,121 they send Will and Goldblum to get inside the lair. 299 00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:39,123 - They have experience with that. - Fair. 300 00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,667 Now, this whole time, Ripley's been bitching 301 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:44,795 about the Xenomorph egg and shit, 'cause that's her move. 302 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,130 But she's gotta do this. 303 00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:48,590 - It's the only way to save the world. - The universe. 304 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:49,550 Right! Exactly! 305 00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:52,594 So, Will and Goldblum get her inside the lair. 306 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:57,016 Ripley personally drops off the egg, the facehugger attacks the big bad! 307 00:16:57,266 --> 00:17:00,394 Ripley makes it back to Will and Goldblum, the big bad attacks them, 308 00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:01,979 they narrowly escape. 309 00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:05,107 Kirk and Picard supply cover as the spacecraft returns home, 310 00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:09,445 then they peace out of there. Meanwhile, the big bad starts feeling like shit... 311 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:12,072 - [groaning] - [both shouting] 312 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:15,284 He's out! 313 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:21,498 Who said he was a he? 314 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:26,378 - Shut up. A woman just saved the galaxy. - Are facehuggers female? 315 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,172 No, 'cause they got dicks. 316 00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:31,091 Oh, so, you're saying it took a dick to save the galaxy. 317 00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:34,136 - I want a do-over. - [grunts] 318 00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,889 - I want a do-over. - No do-overs. 319 00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:40,392 Come on. Aliens don't abide by our primitive gender stereotypes. 320 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,352 - What's done is done. - You suck. 321 00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:47,149 - You suck, and I hope you die. - You couldn't live without me. 322 00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:50,569 It would definitely affect my income. So, you're probably right. 323 00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:51,487 [timer dings] 324 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,113 - Pizza! - Pizza! 325 00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:59,828 [Bee and actor 1] Big Indian Chief. So special. So above the law. 326 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,248 I told you, you'd make a mistake, and I'd be waiting. 327 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:09,254 [Cole and actor 2] It doesn't look like I have any choice, does it? 328 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,882 [Bee and actor 1 laugh] That's right. You don't. 329 00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:14,635 [Cole and actor 2] I'm gonna take this right foot... 330 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:19,932 and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face. 331 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,601 And you wanna know something? 332 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,771 There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it. 333 00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:28,607 - [Bee and actor 1] Really? - [Cole and actor 2] Really. 334 00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:33,612 [Bee and actor 1] Kill that Indian son of a bitch. 335 00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:35,197 [grunting and shouting] 336 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,744 [both laughing] 337 00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:44,873 Think my parents are gonna get a divorce? 338 00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:48,752 I don't know, man. I hope not. 339 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:52,631 Melanie's parents got divorced. Her mom lives with her boyfriend. 340 00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:53,799 That's gross. 341 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,469 Isn't that the cute chick across the street? 342 00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:00,430 Ms. Dryer is not cute. She's gross. 343 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:01,849 Her boyfriend's like 20. 344 00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:04,518 Not her. Melanie. 345 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,230 I wouldn't say she's cute. 346 00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:11,066 Oh, I would. I would say she's super-duper cute. 347 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:14,319 [stammers] I see what you're trying to do. It's not gonna work. 348 00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,488 Whatever. You want your tongues to touch. 349 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:18,073 Nope. No way. 350 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:21,076 - Oh, you're in denial. - You're an... asshole. 351 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,786 [laughing] 352 00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:24,997 Oh, my God. That was so great. 353 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:29,543 But you'll be all right if your parents break up. 354 00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:32,588 I mean... you just gotta take care of yourself. 355 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:36,508 Gotta figure out what you want, and then do what you can to get it. 356 00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:40,929 [Cole sighs] 357 00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:44,683 [both chuckle] 358 00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:46,560 Ah, shit, dude, it's super late. 359 00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:50,397 - I'm not tired. - Well, I know you're not. I am. 360 00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:54,443 [snaps fingers] If I give you a shot, will you go to bed? 361 00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:58,405 - I don't know, maybe. - I'll make it a double. 362 00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:01,241 - You'll sleep like a rock. - Okay. 363 00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,287 Here you are, my good sir. 364 00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:08,040 Don't say a word of this to your parents. 365 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:11,501 My dad lets me drink Mike's all the time. 366 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:13,962 Dude, that is the coolest thing I've ever heard in my life. 367 00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,470 You're not gonna do it with me? 368 00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:25,057 All right, sure. I'll be right back. 369 00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:47,621 [coughing] 370 00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:48,914 You did it without me? 371 00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:52,251 Cheers. 372 00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:54,336 Whew. 373 00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:58,340 - [Melanie on phone] She's getting laid. - [chuckles] 374 00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:00,717 - I'm gonna find out. - Wow, I'm impressed. 375 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:03,345 That's actually pervy, though, watching people do it. 376 00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:06,640 I'm not a perv. I just wanna know what happens after I go to sleep. 377 00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:09,601 I gotta go. 378 00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:11,645 [phone beeps] 379 00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:14,064 - No. - [footsteps approaching] 380 00:21:14,856 --> 00:21:15,857 [knock on door] 381 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,359 Enter. 382 00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:19,861 You sleepy? 383 00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:22,364 Yeah, I'm really tired. 384 00:21:23,323 --> 00:21:25,742 Well, rest up. The party continues tomorrow. 385 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,912 You need anything? All right. 386 00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:30,539 - Bee? - Yeah? 387 00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:37,754 Thanks for knowing me and treating me like I was okay. 388 00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,134 You don't think you're okay? 389 00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:49,891 I mean... 390 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,646 I wanna feel normal, but... 391 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,068 I just feel weird most of the time. 392 00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:04,990 Well, I like weird. 393 00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:07,367 All of the time. 394 00:22:09,202 --> 00:22:12,664 So, just imagine how all the girls are gonna love you when you're a senior. 395 00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:14,750 [sniffles] 396 00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:17,669 See you in the morning. 397 00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:19,254 Good night, dude. 398 00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:35,187 [doorbell rings] 399 00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:37,564 [people chattering nearby] 400 00:22:40,817 --> 00:22:42,360 Ew. Orgy? 401 00:22:44,988 --> 00:22:45,822 Orgy? 402 00:22:51,369 --> 00:22:53,038 [woman moaning on phone] 403 00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:28,490 [indistinct chattering] 404 00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:29,783 [man] Spin it. 405 00:23:52,305 --> 00:23:53,140 [Allison] Whoo! 406 00:23:53,348 --> 00:23:55,517 - [Max] Yeah! - [John] We lit. We lit. 407 00:23:56,726 --> 00:23:57,561 Truth me. 408 00:23:58,436 --> 00:24:02,524 Out of everybody here, who would you want to sleep with the most? 409 00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:06,653 - Sonya. - [Allison] Ooh, yeah. 410 00:24:06,736 --> 00:24:07,779 [laughing] 411 00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:08,947 Hundred percent. 412 00:24:09,447 --> 00:24:12,200 - Come on. - Sam, you're a close second, stud. 413 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,910 - [John] Damn. - Okay. My turn. 414 00:24:14,494 --> 00:24:15,495 [Max grunts] 415 00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:18,206 - [Allison] Yo, people. - [John] To this bad girl. 416 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,083 Bee, truth or dare. 417 00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:23,170 Dare. 418 00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:24,254 [all shout] 419 00:24:24,337 --> 00:24:27,674 - I dare you to kiss everyone here. - [Allison chuckles] 420 00:24:27,757 --> 00:24:29,968 - Yes. - [Allison] Ooh, yeah. 421 00:24:30,051 --> 00:24:31,928 - [John] She got balls. - [Sonya] I need to watch. 422 00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:33,388 [Sonya chuckling] 423 00:24:34,514 --> 00:24:35,515 All right. 424 00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:38,310 - That's what I'm talking about. - [Sonya] I'm excited for that. 425 00:24:38,393 --> 00:24:40,103 - [Max] That's all I'm looking for. - [Allison] Hold on. 426 00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:41,021 [John] Let's go. 427 00:24:42,272 --> 00:24:43,106 I'm ready. 428 00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:45,108 ♪ Everybody loves the sunshine ♪ 429 00:24:46,943 --> 00:24:49,905 [in deep voice] I know it was you, Fredo. I know it was you. 430 00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:51,990 [all laughing] 431 00:24:52,073 --> 00:24:54,034 - Thank you. - Is that Lord of the Rings? 432 00:24:54,117 --> 00:24:55,911 That was The Godfather Part II. 433 00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:57,245 I love her. 434 00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:58,246 [all laughing] 435 00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:01,041 - [Bee] All right, this is easy. Come on. - [Max] That was pretty good. 436 00:25:01,124 --> 00:25:03,126 [Bow Wow Wow's "I Want Candy" playing] 437 00:25:06,087 --> 00:25:07,130 [Max] Oh, okay. 438 00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:09,674 [John] Y'all rehearsed this. 439 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,514 ♪ Go to see him when the sun goes down ♪ 440 00:25:18,516 --> 00:25:20,977 ♪ Ain't no finer boy in town ♪ 441 00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:25,482 ♪ You're my guy What the doctor ordered ♪ 442 00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:29,653 ♪ So sweet you make my mouth water ♪ 443 00:25:31,696 --> 00:25:33,698 ♪ I want candy ♪ 444 00:25:36,159 --> 00:25:38,245 ♪ I want candy ♪ 445 00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:41,498 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 446 00:25:49,130 --> 00:25:51,633 ♪ I want candy ♪ 447 00:25:53,593 --> 00:25:55,971 ♪ I want candy ♪ 448 00:25:57,889 --> 00:26:00,016 ♪ I want candy ♪ 449 00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:04,271 [pants] Wait, just give me... 450 00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:06,815 Give me a second to process that shit. 451 00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:09,609 - [John] You raised by Rick James? - I'm thinking a redo. 452 00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:11,152 - That's amazing. - [laughing] 453 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:14,531 Make sure it's real nice and long for you, because I'm black. See that? 454 00:26:14,614 --> 00:26:15,865 There you go. Mm. 455 00:26:17,284 --> 00:26:19,244 - [Bee giggles] - Fuck, yeah. 456 00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:20,495 Come on. 457 00:26:20,578 --> 00:26:21,955 [Allison laughing] 458 00:26:22,038 --> 00:26:24,207 - Whoo! - [Sonya] Yeah! 459 00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:26,710 [John] Oh, Bee! 460 00:26:26,793 --> 00:26:28,211 - [all laughing] - [John groans] 461 00:26:28,295 --> 00:26:29,421 Bee, what the hell? 462 00:26:29,504 --> 00:26:32,382 You give her that romantic shit, and you're gonna lick my face? 463 00:26:33,466 --> 00:26:34,968 Damn, that's all I'm asking. 464 00:26:35,051 --> 00:26:36,761 - [Bee] All right. - [John] Freaky shit. 465 00:26:37,971 --> 00:26:40,807 Smell good. The spit is nice. Brushed your teeth this morning. 466 00:26:42,642 --> 00:26:43,643 [Max laughing] Okay. 467 00:26:47,188 --> 00:26:48,231 - [John] Weird. - [Bee] Hi. 468 00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:50,775 - [John howling] - [Allison laughing] Yeah! 469 00:26:51,192 --> 00:26:53,486 [Max cat-calling] Sammy's turn. 470 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,281 - [John laughing] - [Max chanting] Sammy. 471 00:26:56,364 --> 00:26:58,575 - [Allison] She's so hot. - [John] Okay. 472 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,619 [Max] Come on, Sam. You got this. 473 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:03,246 Make out with her. 474 00:27:03,621 --> 00:27:04,456 [Sam] I'm sorry. 475 00:27:05,373 --> 00:27:09,502 This is kind of weird. I don't even really know you guys. 476 00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:12,047 [Max] Come on, Sam. Freak you out, there, stud? 477 00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:14,924 - Sam, don't be a puss. - [Sam] I don't even know you guys. 478 00:27:15,008 --> 00:27:16,301 [Sam] I'm not. I'm... I just... 479 00:27:16,926 --> 00:27:19,054 - You're staring at me. - [Max] Oh, we're not looking. 480 00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:20,347 [Allison] Hey, it's not weird. 481 00:27:20,847 --> 00:27:21,931 - [Bee] Hey. - [John] Yeah. 482 00:27:22,015 --> 00:27:23,266 Just close your eyes. 483 00:27:23,683 --> 00:27:24,726 Okay? 484 00:27:24,809 --> 00:27:26,311 Pretend they're not even here. 485 00:27:27,228 --> 00:27:28,063 You can do this. 486 00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:29,773 You got this. 487 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:31,691 [hushes] 488 00:27:35,528 --> 00:27:39,032 Just because I close my eyes doesn't mean that they're not here. 489 00:27:41,409 --> 00:27:42,285 Do you trust me? 490 00:27:43,953 --> 00:27:44,788 Yes. 491 00:27:44,871 --> 00:27:46,039 Just relax. 492 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,250 It's not weird, okay? We're just having fun. 493 00:27:50,543 --> 00:27:52,045 [John howls] 494 00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:53,672 There he goes. 495 00:27:54,672 --> 00:27:55,673 [John chuckles] 496 00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:12,190 [screaming] 497 00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:27,497 Shh. 498 00:28:29,165 --> 00:28:32,293 You're helping fulfill a great purpose. Know this. 499 00:28:32,836 --> 00:28:35,880 I don't wanna fulfill a great porpoise. 500 00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:38,258 [grunts] Did he just say "porpoise"? 501 00:28:38,341 --> 00:28:39,592 Yo, I think he did. 502 00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:41,761 He didn't even get a chance to understand. 503 00:28:42,262 --> 00:28:43,471 [panting] 504 00:28:44,639 --> 00:28:45,557 Ready? 505 00:28:46,224 --> 00:28:47,475 - [Sonya] Ready. - Yep. 506 00:28:48,935 --> 00:28:50,687 - [John grunts] Oh, okay. - [exhales] 507 00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:53,356 [John] That shit leaking. 508 00:28:58,236 --> 00:29:01,406 Wait, hold on. My shit ain't working. I think it ran out of blood. 509 00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:04,159 - Oh, shit! - Oh, shit. 510 00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:06,953 [John yells] Oh, shit! 511 00:29:07,036 --> 00:29:09,914 [Max] All that blood was just in his boner. 512 00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:12,917 Max, don't laugh, okay? John, relax. This blood is serving you. 513 00:29:13,001 --> 00:29:15,587 I did not sign up for this shit to serve me in my mouth. 514 00:29:15,670 --> 00:29:18,214 This shit's still warm. I think he got a fever. 515 00:29:18,298 --> 00:29:21,718 You know what you signed up for. You want to go platinum, John? 516 00:29:21,801 --> 00:29:24,429 Things can get messy when you make a deal with the devil. 517 00:29:24,512 --> 00:29:25,555 Now collect it. 518 00:29:25,638 --> 00:29:26,890 - [John] Like this? - [Bee] There you go. 519 00:29:26,973 --> 00:29:30,435 [Allison] How long is this gonna take? I just want my shit to come true. 520 00:29:31,186 --> 00:29:33,646 [Bee] Allison, you'll all get what you want. 521 00:29:38,985 --> 00:29:40,403 Okay, let's go. 522 00:29:42,697 --> 00:29:45,074 [John] I don't think this is funny. Look at my outfit. 523 00:29:45,158 --> 00:29:47,911 I just got this shit, you feel me? Thirty percent off. 524 00:29:47,994 --> 00:29:50,663 Macy's. Top rack. I don't play games. 525 00:29:50,747 --> 00:29:52,415 You look like Carrie, 526 00:29:52,499 --> 00:29:55,001 - but black. - Carrie would've been better black. 527 00:29:55,084 --> 00:29:57,629 She would have been covered in Hennessy, all right? 528 00:29:57,712 --> 00:30:00,340 What are you wearing? Looking like Big Bird's side bitch. 529 00:30:00,423 --> 00:30:03,551 I just came from a game. That's why I'm wearing this, obviously. 530 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:05,011 I was not gonna miss this. 531 00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:10,308 Look at this shit. That would go viral so hard. 532 00:30:10,391 --> 00:30:12,185 I mean, nobody's done human sacrifice. 533 00:30:12,268 --> 00:30:14,229 People have always done human sacrifice. 534 00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:18,233 Yeah, but, like... not in America with hot people. 535 00:30:18,316 --> 00:30:20,610 Sonya, get the cases. 536 00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:23,613 Listen, when you're done being totally useless, 537 00:30:23,696 --> 00:30:27,617 get a rag and wipe Sacrifice Samuel out my damn eye. OMG. 538 00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:28,785 Hey. 539 00:30:28,868 --> 00:30:29,869 Nice one, John. 540 00:30:29,953 --> 00:30:32,247 [gasps] Oh, my God. 541 00:30:32,789 --> 00:30:35,124 I've got Sacrifice Samuel all over me. 542 00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:37,293 What's in the box? 543 00:30:42,465 --> 00:30:45,969 Yo, so, Bee, why do you need the book if you already know what to do? 544 00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:48,304 It's like Jesus asking directions to heaven. 545 00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:49,931 Just fucking go up, you know? 546 00:30:50,473 --> 00:30:54,102 Well, the Jews have their scrolls, 547 00:30:54,185 --> 00:30:55,979 Christians have their Bibles, 548 00:30:56,062 --> 00:30:57,856 and the devil has his verses. 549 00:30:58,398 --> 00:31:00,817 Don't touch it. It's very old and very delicate. 550 00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:02,277 It's the only one. 551 00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:05,613 You recite the verse while the blood hits the page. 552 00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:07,323 Without it, none of this happens. 553 00:31:09,325 --> 00:31:13,246 Let's get started before we head upstairs and get the blood of the innocent. 554 00:31:13,329 --> 00:31:14,831 [gasps] 555 00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:27,427 [woman] 911, what's your emergency? 556 00:31:27,510 --> 00:31:30,471 My name is Cole Johnson. A guy was murdered in my living room. 557 00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:33,433 The address is, uh... 2455 Bigby Drive. 558 00:31:33,516 --> 00:31:36,936 - Can you please send someone? - Are the attackers still in the house? 559 00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:38,605 They're downstairs having a blast. 560 00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:40,648 - How many are there, Cole? - Too many. 561 00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:44,402 Can you please get my mom? She's at the Hyatt in the city. 562 00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:45,528 Living large. 563 00:31:45,612 --> 00:31:49,157 Of course, Cole. Now listen to me. It's important that you stay hidden. 564 00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:53,453 - I gotta protect myself. Thanks. - Do not do that. No, no, no... 565 00:32:20,104 --> 00:32:23,650 - Okay. - [chattering] 566 00:32:36,829 --> 00:32:39,540 [Bee]...we shed about 15 percent of our dead cells. 567 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:40,583 [John] Whoo! 568 00:32:42,085 --> 00:32:44,170 Yo, this kid's hobby must be getting bullied. 569 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:47,382 He's reading The Secret? 570 00:32:47,465 --> 00:32:50,051 He's ten years old. What secret he need to know? 571 00:32:50,551 --> 00:32:51,594 Won't he hear us? 572 00:32:52,095 --> 00:32:54,973 With the amount of drugs I gave him? Hell, no. 573 00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:59,686 - [Sonya] Good boy. Pretty boy. - Do you have the needle? 574 00:33:01,771 --> 00:33:03,189 Of course, I have the needle. 575 00:33:08,361 --> 00:33:11,197 You know, there is a faster way to get all that blood. 576 00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:14,033 [Bee] What happens when you kill someone? 577 00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:16,369 [John] They lose, like, all they Instagram followers. 578 00:33:16,452 --> 00:33:19,497 - [gasps] Oh, my God, that would suck. - No, they die. 579 00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:21,833 And then I'd have to find another innocent kid. 580 00:33:21,916 --> 00:33:25,628 And all of this only works if we get that top-shelf pure shit. 581 00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:29,340 And Cole is basically a faucet of that for us. 582 00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:43,187 [Bee] After this, we finish the ritual... 583 00:33:44,272 --> 00:33:45,732 and your wish comes true. 584 00:33:49,193 --> 00:33:50,820 - Damn, I missed the vein. - [Sonya] Mm. 585 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:55,450 [Bee] Premium real estate. Go for it. 586 00:33:58,661 --> 00:34:00,663 [Sonya incanting] 587 00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:10,715 Wait, you gotta give him a Band-Aid. 588 00:34:10,798 --> 00:34:12,467 Okay. Let's go mix some blood. 589 00:34:12,550 --> 00:34:13,760 John, alley-oop. 590 00:34:14,844 --> 00:34:15,928 [John] LeBron James. 591 00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:19,974 Good boy. 592 00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:45,708 [panting] 593 00:35:49,105 --> 00:35:50,106 Why is he shirtless? 594 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:55,027 - That's your first question? - How can you ask that? Just look at him. 595 00:35:55,111 --> 00:35:56,195 I still don't get it. 596 00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:00,616 [grunting] 597 00:36:01,617 --> 00:36:02,869 Give him a cookie. 598 00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:07,957 - No, thanks. - Eat the cookie. 599 00:36:08,541 --> 00:36:11,127 I just don't really like cookies, okay? Bee knows that. 600 00:36:13,462 --> 00:36:15,590 You'll feel better if you eat. You fainted. 601 00:36:15,673 --> 00:36:16,591 No, I didn't. 602 00:36:16,674 --> 00:36:17,508 Yes, you did. 603 00:36:18,676 --> 00:36:19,844 After I took your blood, 604 00:36:19,927 --> 00:36:22,305 I waited in the room, because something felt off. 605 00:36:22,388 --> 00:36:25,224 I crouched behind the door. A few seconds later, you got up, 606 00:36:25,308 --> 00:36:27,935 tied a sheet to your bed, threw the sheet out the window. 607 00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:30,354 And then you fainted. So, you know... 608 00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:32,356 Your blood sugar is low. Eat the cookie. 609 00:36:38,446 --> 00:36:39,322 Are you mad at me? 610 00:36:39,906 --> 00:36:41,490 Cookie. 611 00:36:43,075 --> 00:36:45,411 This is gonna be so good. 612 00:36:47,079 --> 00:36:47,914 What the... 613 00:36:48,915 --> 00:36:50,082 Oh, there you go. 614 00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:52,001 There you go. 615 00:36:55,421 --> 00:36:56,422 That's a good boy. 616 00:37:04,722 --> 00:37:07,266 - Why are you awake, Cole? - Because I couldn't sleep. 617 00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:09,227 - I don't believe you. - [Cole] Okay, fine. I... 618 00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:10,895 I was gonna go smoke in the woods. 619 00:37:10,978 --> 00:37:12,688 [Bee] You were gonna go smoke in the woods. 620 00:37:13,856 --> 00:37:17,068 Yeah. You know, like... marijuana. 621 00:37:17,151 --> 00:37:19,737 You weren't gonna share with your boy? Come on, man. 622 00:37:19,820 --> 00:37:22,490 We could've got high, listen to my mix tape. My shit's fire. 623 00:37:22,573 --> 00:37:24,951 - I wanna smoke pot. - Why didn't you drink the shot? 624 00:37:25,034 --> 00:37:27,370 Why is he shirtless? Why did you take my blood? 625 00:37:27,453 --> 00:37:29,997 - Cole. - Okay. Fine. Because I don't like alcohol. 626 00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:32,708 I just drank it because I wanted you to think I was cool. 627 00:37:35,836 --> 00:37:37,755 Why did you give a 12-year-old alcohol? 628 00:37:37,838 --> 00:37:40,508 'Cause I put shit in that alcohol that makes them conk out 629 00:37:40,591 --> 00:37:41,759 for eight hours or more. 630 00:37:43,386 --> 00:37:44,512 What else did you see? 631 00:37:45,888 --> 00:37:47,390 I just see you. 632 00:37:48,182 --> 00:37:51,143 And these assholes, who I don't know, in my house. 633 00:37:54,021 --> 00:37:57,358 - Why is his shirt covered in blood? - No one would let me borrow a shirt. 634 00:37:58,317 --> 00:38:00,361 - That's not even an answer. - Oh, my God. 635 00:38:00,444 --> 00:38:03,948 Does he not see the mirror behind him? We can see you cutting the rope. 636 00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:06,784 Well, he does now. 637 00:38:09,161 --> 00:38:11,205 Aw, it's so cute, you're still cutting the rope. 638 00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:13,833 Look at you. You're really trying there, aren't you? 639 00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:17,712 - Why are you cutting ropes? - I don't like being tied up. 640 00:38:17,795 --> 00:38:19,672 - Why do you have a knife? - It was a gift. 641 00:38:19,755 --> 00:38:20,631 Oh, my God. 642 00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:22,633 He's still cutting the ropes. 643 00:38:23,175 --> 00:38:25,136 Determined little fucker, aren't you? 644 00:38:26,637 --> 00:38:29,140 Look, I won't tell anyone. 645 00:38:29,223 --> 00:38:31,684 Okay? You know me. I'm good with secrets. 646 00:38:32,059 --> 00:38:34,437 I won't tell my parents that you were having an orgy 647 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:35,855 and needed my blood to do it. 648 00:38:35,938 --> 00:38:37,398 [John and Allison laughing] 649 00:38:42,445 --> 00:38:44,488 Do you even know what an orgy is? 650 00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:47,074 I'm guessing it's something sad people do 651 00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:49,535 'cause they want other sad people to like them, 652 00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:53,039 and they can forget for one minute how sad they are in general. 653 00:38:54,123 --> 00:38:56,000 That's actually a pretty good answer. 654 00:38:56,625 --> 00:38:58,794 It was for a science project, okay? 655 00:38:59,545 --> 00:39:00,379 The orgy? 656 00:39:00,921 --> 00:39:02,381 No. The blood. 657 00:39:02,465 --> 00:39:04,717 Orgy is when a bunch of people have sex together. 658 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,052 We wouldn't need your blood for that. 659 00:39:09,055 --> 00:39:10,723 You could've just asked. 660 00:39:11,307 --> 00:39:13,768 I would've let you have some blood for science. 661 00:39:13,893 --> 00:39:15,644 I knew you were afraid of needles. 662 00:39:15,728 --> 00:39:17,688 This was clearly a misunderstanding. 663 00:39:17,772 --> 00:39:18,939 Sonya, untie him. 664 00:39:19,940 --> 00:39:21,984 I'm sorry we scared you, Cole. We good? 665 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,277 [police sirens wailing] 666 00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:25,905 - [John] Oh, shit. - [screaming] 667 00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:28,741 - [Max] Shut up! - Holy fuck! 668 00:39:28,824 --> 00:39:30,868 - Not good. - Fucking police. 669 00:39:31,452 --> 00:39:33,204 Why are the cops outside, Cole? 670 00:39:33,537 --> 00:39:35,206 - I don't know. - Did you call them? 671 00:39:35,289 --> 00:39:38,000 - No. You said you were in the room. - Makes me think you saw something 672 00:39:38,084 --> 00:39:40,461 that scared you enough to call the cops. Right, Cole? 673 00:39:42,171 --> 00:39:43,839 - [knock on door] - Oh, fuck! 674 00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:45,007 Answer me, Cole. 675 00:39:45,549 --> 00:39:47,968 Help! Help! I'm tied up inside! They're about... 676 00:39:48,844 --> 00:39:50,096 [grunts] Ow. 677 00:39:51,097 --> 00:39:52,723 - Oh, shit! - [officer] Everybody, freeze! 678 00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:55,351 [officer 2] Hands up, now! Put your hands up! Now! 679 00:39:55,434 --> 00:39:56,477 - Now! - [Max] Here we go. 680 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:57,937 - [officer] Hands up! - [John] Oh! 681 00:39:58,062 --> 00:39:59,814 [screaming] 682 00:39:59,897 --> 00:40:01,690 - [chuckles] - [officer] Shit! 683 00:40:01,774 --> 00:40:05,319 Hands up. Don't shoot, man. Black lives matter, too. You feel me? 684 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:06,862 [Allison] Bee! 685 00:40:06,987 --> 00:40:07,947 - Oh! - [Max] Oh, shit! 686 00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:09,824 Titty gone! 687 00:40:10,366 --> 00:40:11,492 Titty gone! 688 00:40:11,575 --> 00:40:14,662 Don't you move. Keep your hands up. Nobody move! 689 00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:17,498 - [screams] - Don't you move. 690 00:40:17,581 --> 00:40:18,916 [John] Chill with the gun stuff. 691 00:40:18,999 --> 00:40:21,085 Chill. You Mexican, right? Look, I speak Spa... 692 00:40:21,168 --> 00:40:23,212 Lo siento, my nigga, lo siento. 693 00:40:24,630 --> 00:40:26,090 [shouting] 694 00:40:26,465 --> 00:40:28,426 - Are you serious? - [laughing] 695 00:40:30,302 --> 00:40:31,679 [screaming] 696 00:40:31,762 --> 00:40:33,139 [John] Max, what you doing, man? 697 00:40:33,222 --> 00:40:35,558 - [John] Max, what you doing, man? - No, no, no! 698 00:40:36,308 --> 00:40:37,560 - [officer 2 shouting] - Oh. 699 00:40:38,727 --> 00:40:40,396 [grunting] 700 00:40:40,479 --> 00:40:41,313 No! 701 00:40:43,023 --> 00:40:44,275 Harder. 702 00:40:45,985 --> 00:40:47,736 [screaming] 703 00:40:48,362 --> 00:40:49,405 Whoo! 704 00:40:49,488 --> 00:40:52,283 Look, man. Three out of four people got an STD. 705 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:54,034 I got two people's blood on me. 706 00:40:54,535 --> 00:40:57,288 You do the math. I got AIDS. I know I got AIDS. 707 00:40:57,371 --> 00:40:58,664 You killed him! 708 00:40:59,165 --> 00:41:01,417 - Kind of your fault, bud. - Are you insane? 709 00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:02,835 No, Cole. I'm just trying... 710 00:41:02,918 --> 00:41:06,589 [man on radio] What's the status of that 187 call on Bigby Drive? 711 00:41:09,383 --> 00:41:10,426 [John] Look, man. 712 00:41:10,509 --> 00:41:12,761 I can't go to jail. Y'all killed the cops, man. 713 00:41:12,845 --> 00:41:14,555 I ain't involved with this shit. 714 00:41:14,722 --> 00:41:16,098 It's fine. Max, pick it up. 715 00:41:16,557 --> 00:41:17,475 [Max chuckles] 716 00:41:17,725 --> 00:41:19,059 [John] It's the statistics. 717 00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:21,645 They say you either end up in jail or dead. 718 00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:24,064 It's gonna be both for me, Bee. 719 00:41:24,148 --> 00:41:26,859 - What's the code for "all clear"? - [man] What's your status? 720 00:41:27,401 --> 00:41:28,986 Just say "all clear." 721 00:41:29,069 --> 00:41:30,529 [Sonya] Why would he know cop codes? 722 00:41:30,613 --> 00:41:31,947 [Cole shouts] 723 00:41:32,198 --> 00:41:34,116 Stop screaming and act like an adult. 724 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,076 What's the code? I know you know it. 725 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,204 Little boy here a nerd. Tell them the codes. 726 00:41:38,787 --> 00:41:39,705 What's the code? 727 00:41:39,955 --> 00:41:42,041 - Ten-fifty-three. - [John] Punch that shit in. 728 00:41:42,541 --> 00:41:45,044 - [man] Bynak, you there? - Wait. 729 00:41:47,546 --> 00:41:50,007 [Bee] You don't get it. You look away when you lie. 730 00:41:52,051 --> 00:41:54,136 You look me in the eyes and tell me the truth. 731 00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:55,971 What is the code for "all clear"? 732 00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:05,022 It's 10-4. Obviously. 733 00:42:05,105 --> 00:42:07,274 What's "we're taking a break to get food"? 734 00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:09,401 - [Cole] Say we're taking a break to... - [Bee] Cole. 735 00:42:09,568 --> 00:42:11,445 [man] Officer Bynak, you need backup? 736 00:42:11,862 --> 00:42:13,072 Code seven. 737 00:42:17,618 --> 00:42:19,870 Ten-four, all clear. We're code seven. 738 00:42:25,501 --> 00:42:26,627 [man] Ten-four. Enjoy your double-double. 739 00:42:30,130 --> 00:42:31,382 Should've been a cop. 740 00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:36,136 [screaming] 741 00:42:37,012 --> 00:42:37,930 Shit. 742 00:42:38,013 --> 00:42:39,640 [groaning] Ow, ow! 743 00:42:41,183 --> 00:42:42,685 [Allison] Oh, my God. Guys. 744 00:42:43,143 --> 00:42:45,521 Oh, my God! 745 00:42:45,604 --> 00:42:47,940 Fucking help me. What are you doing? 746 00:42:48,232 --> 00:42:50,484 Oh, my God. He shot me in the boob. 747 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:53,362 What kind of dick shoots a girl in the boob? 748 00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:58,200 - I did not sign up for this shit. - Stop complaining. Stop all your whining. 749 00:42:58,284 --> 00:43:01,203 They're totally gonna stop growing. They weren't even done. 750 00:43:01,287 --> 00:43:03,122 Sometimes you gotta settle, all right? 751 00:43:03,205 --> 00:43:05,499 I got a cousin Chantelle, titties flat. 752 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:06,917 Personality real good. 753 00:43:07,001 --> 00:43:08,460 Ow. Oh, my God. 754 00:43:08,544 --> 00:43:10,462 - Ow! You fucking bitch. - [Sonya laughs] 755 00:43:10,546 --> 00:43:11,714 What's wrong with you? 756 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:16,135 - Get away from me with your fucking beret. - She's gonna bleed out. 757 00:43:17,052 --> 00:43:18,012 What? No. 758 00:43:18,095 --> 00:43:20,180 What do you mean, I'm gonna bleed? 759 00:43:20,264 --> 00:43:22,433 Can we just stick a tampon in it or something? 760 00:43:22,933 --> 00:43:25,978 Oh, my God. We need to call an ambulance, guys. 761 00:43:26,061 --> 00:43:28,814 I need an ambulance. I don't wanna lose my boob. 762 00:43:28,897 --> 00:43:29,940 I can't do that. 763 00:43:30,024 --> 00:43:30,858 [Allison] What? 764 00:43:31,692 --> 00:43:32,651 Why not? 765 00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:35,070 Because your boob was shot by a now-dead cop. 766 00:43:35,154 --> 00:43:36,322 Have fun explaining that. 767 00:43:36,405 --> 00:43:38,782 No dude's gonna motorboat these, Bee. 768 00:43:38,866 --> 00:43:40,492 - [crying] - [mimicking motorboat] 769 00:43:40,576 --> 00:43:43,037 How you like it? You want them quick or you want them long? 770 00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:46,040 [continues mimicking motorboat] You want a little spit on them? 771 00:43:48,208 --> 00:43:49,043 [Bee] Cole! 772 00:43:49,335 --> 00:43:51,170 - [Allison] Oh, my God. - [John] Hey, hey, hey. 773 00:43:51,253 --> 00:43:53,589 Who's gonna want to suck on my nipples? 774 00:43:53,881 --> 00:43:54,715 No one. 775 00:43:54,798 --> 00:43:56,884 [John] Cole. Come here, Cole. Stop running. 776 00:43:57,384 --> 00:43:59,845 Come here, little baby. Yeah. Come here, buddy. 777 00:43:59,928 --> 00:44:01,930 Just wanna talk. Just wanna talk. 778 00:44:02,514 --> 00:44:03,724 Son of a bitch. 779 00:44:03,807 --> 00:44:05,726 Hey, this ain't Home Alone. Hey, hey, hey. 780 00:44:06,101 --> 00:44:06,935 Oh, shit. 781 00:44:13,233 --> 00:44:14,068 [exhales] 782 00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:19,698 Oh, shit. 783 00:44:20,991 --> 00:44:23,494 Right in the jugular. Yeah! [chuckles] 784 00:44:24,995 --> 00:44:25,954 [gasps] 785 00:44:26,038 --> 00:44:27,915 - Get him. - I got him. 786 00:44:27,998 --> 00:44:30,209 I'm gonna kill you with my bare hands. 787 00:44:30,292 --> 00:44:31,126 Whoo! 788 00:44:31,210 --> 00:44:33,671 - Now I gotta clean this up. - [Max] Run, Cole! 789 00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:35,798 I'm coming for you. 790 00:44:37,341 --> 00:44:38,884 Open the door, Cole. 791 00:44:41,303 --> 00:44:43,305 No locked doors, Cole! 792 00:44:43,389 --> 00:44:46,266 Open the door. We just wanna talk, Cole. 793 00:44:49,603 --> 00:44:50,896 Come on, Cole! 794 00:44:57,611 --> 00:44:59,071 [panting] 795 00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:07,496 Hey, Coley. How's it hanging? 796 00:45:08,122 --> 00:45:09,248 [fabric stretching] 797 00:45:09,873 --> 00:45:11,917 Please, don't kill me. Please. 798 00:45:15,879 --> 00:45:17,548 No. You're gonna kill me. No. 799 00:45:19,007 --> 00:45:21,385 Max. It's okay, Max. Please. 800 00:45:22,970 --> 00:45:24,138 Got you. 801 00:45:25,681 --> 00:45:26,807 Ow! 802 00:45:27,349 --> 00:45:29,601 Whoa. Deep breaths, buddy. 803 00:45:30,394 --> 00:45:31,687 [coughs, groans] 804 00:45:38,277 --> 00:45:39,695 [Max] I'm right on your ass, Coley! 805 00:45:39,778 --> 00:45:40,821 Keep moving! 806 00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:44,450 Come on, Cole! 807 00:45:47,119 --> 00:45:48,579 Where are you, you little shit? 808 00:45:49,371 --> 00:45:50,539 Cole. 809 00:45:51,415 --> 00:45:52,249 Coley. 810 00:45:52,332 --> 00:45:53,167 [panting] 811 00:46:13,145 --> 00:46:14,480 [shouts] 812 00:46:22,029 --> 00:46:23,155 There's a dead guy... 813 00:46:25,115 --> 00:46:25,949 I'm sorry. 814 00:46:28,035 --> 00:46:28,869 I'm sorry. 815 00:46:31,914 --> 00:46:33,457 [shouting] 816 00:46:35,083 --> 00:46:36,376 Okay. Okay. Okay. 817 00:46:37,878 --> 00:46:39,296 Bug spray. Blanket. 818 00:46:42,466 --> 00:46:43,300 Lighter. 819 00:46:52,267 --> 00:46:54,645 Whoa. The Fat Dragon. 820 00:46:58,732 --> 00:46:59,691 [Max] Coley! 821 00:47:02,069 --> 00:47:03,403 Cole! 822 00:47:06,740 --> 00:47:08,909 Come out and play! 823 00:47:25,842 --> 00:47:28,136 [Cole panting] 824 00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:42,150 [footsteps above] 825 00:48:32,618 --> 00:48:34,244 [Sonya whispers] Is this where you are? 826 00:48:36,455 --> 00:48:37,831 [laughing] 827 00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:42,044 [Sonya hums] 828 00:49:03,857 --> 00:49:04,900 [creaking] 829 00:49:08,195 --> 00:49:09,112 [shouts] 830 00:49:22,709 --> 00:49:24,670 Are you right... here? 831 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:37,849 Good boy. 832 00:49:40,060 --> 00:49:40,977 [gasps] 833 00:49:41,061 --> 00:49:42,729 Beautiful boy. 834 00:49:46,108 --> 00:49:47,567 So soft, so pretty. 835 00:49:47,651 --> 00:49:49,319 [Max] Coley! 836 00:49:50,445 --> 00:49:53,031 - Where's Cole? - [Sonya] Ugh. 837 00:49:54,408 --> 00:49:58,286 [Max] Sonya, bring your cookies and help me find this little fuck. 838 00:49:58,495 --> 00:50:00,122 [Sonya] I'm coming. 839 00:50:00,664 --> 00:50:01,665 [whimpers] 840 00:50:13,593 --> 00:50:14,928 Hi, Cole. 841 00:50:15,846 --> 00:50:17,180 Oh, God. 842 00:50:17,264 --> 00:50:20,767 How long do you think it'll take your parents 843 00:50:21,184 --> 00:50:23,895 to find your body down here? [chuckles] 844 00:50:24,521 --> 00:50:25,355 Tomorrow? 845 00:50:26,857 --> 00:50:28,150 Two days from now? 846 00:50:28,775 --> 00:50:29,901 Even later? 847 00:50:29,985 --> 00:50:34,281 Probably when your body starts to reek like cheese. 848 00:50:34,364 --> 00:50:38,076 [laughs] Or we could just burn your body, Cole. 849 00:50:38,452 --> 00:50:40,287 It would be so beautiful. 850 00:50:41,204 --> 00:50:42,247 [Sonya screams] 851 00:50:42,956 --> 00:50:44,458 [laughs] Oh, you missed. 852 00:50:45,542 --> 00:50:46,918 [Sonya screams] 853 00:50:47,002 --> 00:50:48,044 My nails! 854 00:50:48,754 --> 00:50:53,425 Cole! Cole! [grunts] 855 00:50:54,259 --> 00:50:56,553 - [thuds] - [grunts] 856 00:50:57,345 --> 00:51:01,057 I'm gonna make sure you hurt before you die, Cole. 857 00:51:04,770 --> 00:51:07,314 Cut your fingers off. Every single one. 858 00:51:07,397 --> 00:51:08,774 Come here, Cole! 859 00:51:08,857 --> 00:51:11,860 I'm making a human self-centipede. Yeah! 860 00:51:16,073 --> 00:51:18,241 Human self-centipede, child! 861 00:51:18,325 --> 00:51:20,577 Gonna taste so good, Cole! 862 00:51:20,660 --> 00:51:23,163 Your mouth is gonna get sewn to your ass, Cole! 863 00:51:23,246 --> 00:51:25,040 Your mouthy ass! 864 00:51:25,832 --> 00:51:28,293 [screaming] 865 00:51:32,214 --> 00:51:33,590 [Sonya continues screaming] 866 00:51:40,555 --> 00:51:42,140 I'm still alive motherfuck... 867 00:51:42,224 --> 00:51:43,391 [loud bang] 868 00:51:43,475 --> 00:51:45,143 [gasping] 869 00:51:48,104 --> 00:51:49,105 [coughing] 870 00:51:56,071 --> 00:51:57,948 [applauding] 871 00:52:03,578 --> 00:52:05,121 Did you just blow up Sonya? 872 00:52:06,498 --> 00:52:07,332 No. 873 00:52:08,583 --> 00:52:11,086 I mean, I'm not even mad. I'm a little surprised. 874 00:52:11,461 --> 00:52:12,587 What did that? 875 00:52:13,588 --> 00:52:14,548 A firework. 876 00:52:14,631 --> 00:52:15,465 A firework? 877 00:52:15,549 --> 00:52:16,800 Holy shit. 878 00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:18,969 Damn, good for you, kid. 879 00:52:19,678 --> 00:52:20,971 That is awesome. 880 00:52:21,304 --> 00:52:23,306 So, you want a head start? 881 00:52:24,474 --> 00:52:27,269 - Come on, you're the quarterback. - Life's not fair, dude. 882 00:52:27,352 --> 00:52:28,436 You guys suck. 883 00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:29,646 You just blew up Sonya. 884 00:52:33,066 --> 00:52:34,317 You can't outrun me, Cole. 885 00:52:37,571 --> 00:52:40,365 Wait until they've almost got you, drop like a bag of rocks. 886 00:52:41,575 --> 00:52:42,784 [Max grunts] 887 00:52:43,410 --> 00:52:44,661 [Bee] Kick him in the dick. 888 00:52:44,744 --> 00:52:45,579 Dick. 889 00:52:45,662 --> 00:52:46,705 [Max groans] 890 00:52:55,630 --> 00:52:56,464 Whoo! 891 00:52:59,134 --> 00:53:00,427 You missed my dick. 892 00:53:01,261 --> 00:53:02,971 - No, I didn't. - Pretty sure you did. 893 00:53:03,054 --> 00:53:04,180 And I got a big dick. 894 00:53:04,973 --> 00:53:05,807 No, you don't. 895 00:53:05,891 --> 00:53:07,017 That's just hurtful. 896 00:53:07,309 --> 00:53:08,768 [shouting] 897 00:53:09,853 --> 00:53:10,896 Please, don't... Don't... 898 00:53:13,648 --> 00:53:14,983 [gasping] 899 00:53:15,066 --> 00:53:16,192 [Max] No whining. 900 00:53:16,276 --> 00:53:17,152 Save some dignity. 901 00:53:20,447 --> 00:53:21,406 [egg breaking] 902 00:53:23,658 --> 00:53:26,244 - What the hell is that? - [gasping] 903 00:53:26,328 --> 00:53:27,787 - Huh? - It's Jeremy. 904 00:53:28,997 --> 00:53:30,081 - What? - Eggs. 905 00:53:31,124 --> 00:53:32,125 Eggs. 906 00:53:32,667 --> 00:53:33,501 Eggs? 907 00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:36,129 You gotta be shitting me. 908 00:53:36,713 --> 00:53:38,590 Somebody's egging your house? 909 00:53:44,012 --> 00:53:46,014 [crowd cheering] 910 00:53:46,598 --> 00:53:47,474 [Max] Who is this kid? 911 00:53:48,433 --> 00:53:49,476 Just an asshole. 912 00:53:49,559 --> 00:53:51,269 - He egg your house a lot? - Sometimes. 913 00:53:51,811 --> 00:53:54,356 - [Max] So, what are you gonna do about it? - What? 914 00:53:54,439 --> 00:53:57,567 I said, are you gonna let that little punk come on to your property, 915 00:53:57,651 --> 00:54:00,070 your family's property and disrespect you like that? 916 00:54:04,991 --> 00:54:09,037 No. Hell, no. This is America. You need to wreck his ass. 917 00:54:11,247 --> 00:54:12,832 Are you kidding me? 918 00:54:12,916 --> 00:54:15,001 Get out there and crush that bitch. 919 00:54:15,752 --> 00:54:16,586 Go. 920 00:54:20,548 --> 00:54:22,634 [chuckles] Well, well, well. 921 00:54:23,259 --> 00:54:24,511 It's Cole sore. 922 00:54:25,178 --> 00:54:26,554 I like your pajamas. 923 00:54:27,514 --> 00:54:29,182 - Thanks. My mom made them. - [scoffs] 924 00:54:30,517 --> 00:54:31,685 You wanna do something? 925 00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,063 You know what I'm gonna do? 926 00:54:35,146 --> 00:54:36,189 What's that? 927 00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:40,235 I'm gonna take this right foot, 928 00:54:41,069 --> 00:54:44,114 and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face. 929 00:54:46,908 --> 00:54:49,494 And there's not a damn thing you can do about it. 930 00:54:49,577 --> 00:54:51,496 [chuckles] Really? 931 00:54:53,081 --> 00:54:54,207 Really. 932 00:54:56,376 --> 00:54:58,086 I'm gonna wreck your ass. 933 00:54:58,712 --> 00:54:59,546 [grunts] 934 00:55:02,298 --> 00:55:03,341 [grunts] 935 00:55:04,134 --> 00:55:06,094 What the hell was that? You must be crazy. 936 00:55:06,177 --> 00:55:08,638 Jeremy, you have to listen to me, okay? 937 00:55:08,888 --> 00:55:11,224 There's a guy over there who's trying to kill me. 938 00:55:11,307 --> 00:55:13,184 - I swear to God. - I swear to God. 939 00:55:13,268 --> 00:55:14,811 - I'm serious. - I'm serious. 940 00:55:14,894 --> 00:55:16,646 There are dead bodies in my house. 941 00:55:17,522 --> 00:55:20,525 - Wait, seriously? - The cops came. They killed the cops. 942 00:55:21,359 --> 00:55:24,404 - Where is the cop car? - They're crazy. They're covering it up. 943 00:55:24,904 --> 00:55:27,907 Okay? If you get me out of this, I'll wear a blue headband. 944 00:55:27,991 --> 00:55:30,994 I'll give you foot massages. I'll do your homework until college. 945 00:55:31,077 --> 00:55:32,412 Oh, okay, okay. 946 00:55:33,163 --> 00:55:33,997 I'll help you. 947 00:55:35,457 --> 00:55:36,332 - Really? - Yeah. 948 00:55:36,416 --> 00:55:38,793 I mean, if you die, who am I gonna pick on? 949 00:55:40,170 --> 00:55:41,004 Exactly. 950 00:55:41,463 --> 00:55:43,298 Okay, so, here's the plan. 951 00:55:43,798 --> 00:55:45,967 On three, we're gonna make a run for my bike. 952 00:55:46,051 --> 00:55:48,762 - You're gonna ride in the back. All right? - Thank you. 953 00:55:50,013 --> 00:55:51,431 One, two... 954 00:55:52,974 --> 00:55:54,225 [Jeremy laughing] 955 00:55:55,977 --> 00:55:58,146 Have fun getting murdered, colon cancer. 956 00:55:59,272 --> 00:56:00,231 Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. 957 00:56:01,149 --> 00:56:02,317 Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. 958 00:56:07,947 --> 00:56:09,324 You talk too much. 959 00:56:10,033 --> 00:56:11,618 Crack him in the face next time. 960 00:56:13,203 --> 00:56:15,205 Not bad. At least you stood up for yourself. 961 00:56:16,831 --> 00:56:18,208 You gonna let me go now? 962 00:56:18,416 --> 00:56:19,626 [Max laughs] 963 00:56:19,709 --> 00:56:20,960 [sighs] 964 00:56:21,836 --> 00:56:22,670 No. 965 00:56:25,381 --> 00:56:27,550 But if you kill me, you won't get what you want. 966 00:56:28,051 --> 00:56:29,511 No, I'm not like the others. 967 00:56:29,594 --> 00:56:31,262 I came here to kill people. 968 00:56:34,224 --> 00:56:36,643 Yes! That's what I'm talking about, Cole! 969 00:56:36,726 --> 00:56:38,436 Come on, buddy! Whoo! 970 00:56:40,939 --> 00:56:42,107 Come on, Coley. 971 00:56:42,690 --> 00:56:45,652 Come on, buddy. I'm right behind you. Move your ass, Cole. 972 00:56:46,236 --> 00:56:47,487 Whoo! 973 00:56:48,279 --> 00:56:49,447 Coming for you. 974 00:56:49,697 --> 00:56:51,324 - [Cole screams] - Whoo! 975 00:56:52,075 --> 00:56:53,618 Come on, buddy. Get moving. 976 00:56:53,701 --> 00:56:55,537 [Max laughs] 977 00:56:57,038 --> 00:56:58,123 Come on, buddy. 978 00:56:58,748 --> 00:56:59,582 Let's go! 979 00:57:00,583 --> 00:57:02,502 Come on! Get up there! Come on! 980 00:57:03,378 --> 00:57:04,879 [singsong] Coley. 981 00:57:05,672 --> 00:57:08,091 Come down and play. 982 00:57:09,342 --> 00:57:10,677 [grunting] 983 00:57:12,428 --> 00:57:13,388 Coley. 984 00:57:16,182 --> 00:57:17,016 Come on, Cole. 985 00:57:19,519 --> 00:57:22,021 Chi-chi-chi, chi-chi-chi, ah 986 00:57:23,815 --> 00:57:26,317 Chi-chi-chi, chi-chi-chi, ah 987 00:57:27,318 --> 00:57:28,820 Stuck in the tree. 988 00:57:29,237 --> 00:57:30,947 No way down! 989 00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:35,410 Coley. 990 00:57:38,413 --> 00:57:40,748 Coley. 991 00:57:42,917 --> 00:57:44,210 Coley. 992 00:57:45,962 --> 00:57:47,547 [panting] 993 00:57:49,591 --> 00:57:50,508 [gasping] Where is he? 994 00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:10,653 [screams] 995 00:58:11,488 --> 00:58:13,031 [in normal voice] You're a badass kid. 996 00:58:13,698 --> 00:58:14,657 Relax, Max. 997 00:58:17,994 --> 00:58:19,496 You don't have to do this. 998 00:58:19,579 --> 00:58:22,165 Well, I kind of have to do this. 999 00:58:23,833 --> 00:58:26,878 Don't worry. I'm not gonna let you die with egg on your face. 1000 00:58:27,712 --> 00:58:29,005 You poor bastard. 1001 00:58:29,088 --> 00:58:30,924 You deserve better than this. 1002 00:58:37,931 --> 00:58:40,183 Tonight you get an honorable death. 1003 00:58:40,683 --> 00:58:42,560 Tonight you die a man. 1004 00:58:43,478 --> 00:58:44,604 I don't wanna die a man. 1005 00:58:44,687 --> 00:58:45,647 [both grunting] 1006 00:58:50,735 --> 00:58:52,946 [Max grunts] 1007 00:58:55,865 --> 00:58:56,950 [Cole shouts] 1008 00:59:03,957 --> 00:59:05,333 [gunshot] 1009 00:59:06,251 --> 00:59:07,835 Why are there guns? 1010 00:59:09,629 --> 00:59:10,463 [gun cocks] 1011 00:59:16,261 --> 00:59:17,387 [gunshot] 1012 00:59:18,012 --> 00:59:19,305 Come here. Come here. 1013 00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:23,142 - Was that a gun? - I got the two guys and the Asian girl. 1014 00:59:23,226 --> 00:59:25,979 - The cheerleader got shot. It's just Bee. - What is going on? 1015 00:59:26,062 --> 00:59:29,148 Bee murdered the geek. Stole my blood. Tied me up. Killed the cops. 1016 00:59:29,232 --> 00:59:31,568 - You're really freaking me out. - I'm... sorry. 1017 00:59:32,944 --> 00:59:33,778 Bee is bad? 1018 00:59:35,780 --> 00:59:37,073 Yeah. Bee is bad. 1019 00:59:37,657 --> 00:59:39,701 - Where's your dad? - Out with some Protestant. 1020 00:59:39,784 --> 00:59:42,996 - But his car's here. - She picked him up. He's really desperate. 1021 00:59:43,496 --> 00:59:45,748 Am I the only one that still has a babysitter? 1022 00:59:46,499 --> 00:59:47,375 Yeah. 1023 00:59:48,334 --> 00:59:50,420 - So, what do we do? - Pray. 1024 00:59:51,379 --> 00:59:53,506 - Okay. - I was kidding. 1025 00:59:53,590 --> 00:59:55,883 - Oh. - But it's probably a great idea, though. 1026 00:59:58,386 --> 00:59:59,804 [both gasp] 1027 01:00:00,471 --> 01:00:01,306 Come on. 1028 01:00:09,731 --> 01:00:12,066 - You think she can get in here? - Not if it's locked. 1029 01:00:12,609 --> 01:00:14,569 [Cole] Your door automatically locks, right? 1030 01:00:17,405 --> 01:00:18,239 [Melanie] Nope. 1031 01:01:17,048 --> 01:01:18,216 [gasps] 1032 01:01:36,150 --> 01:01:38,152 [phone buzzes and jingle plays] 1033 01:01:57,296 --> 01:01:58,131 [gun cocks] 1034 01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:04,178 [pants] 1035 01:02:21,028 --> 01:02:23,990 - I shouldn't have gotten you into this. - You were being shot at. 1036 01:02:24,073 --> 01:02:25,908 Especially because I was being shot at. 1037 01:02:25,992 --> 01:02:28,828 You're my best friend, I'm sorry. I'm gonna take care of this. 1038 01:02:28,911 --> 01:02:30,288 - Do you have your phone? - Yeah. 1039 01:02:30,371 --> 01:02:33,916 - Call the cops. Tell them it's a 10-53. - Why do you know cop codes? 1040 01:02:34,459 --> 01:02:37,462 Because I used to wanna be a cop when I grew up. 1041 01:02:39,464 --> 01:02:40,715 You never told me that. 1042 01:02:41,257 --> 01:02:43,176 I know. I only told Bee. 1043 01:02:43,259 --> 01:02:45,094 [Dusty Springfield's "Spooky" playing] 1044 01:02:46,971 --> 01:02:47,805 Are you okay? 1045 01:02:50,183 --> 01:02:51,476 I've had a really bad night. 1046 01:02:52,477 --> 01:02:53,436 ♪ And then I stop ♪ 1047 01:02:55,104 --> 01:02:56,898 ♪ And say "all right" ♪ 1048 01:02:57,190 --> 01:03:01,944 ♪ Love is kind of crazy With a spooky little boy like you ♪ 1049 01:03:02,612 --> 01:03:06,991 Uh... The last guy I saw get kissed got stabbed in the head by two knives. 1050 01:03:07,074 --> 01:03:08,201 ♪ You always keep me guessing ♪ 1051 01:03:08,284 --> 01:03:11,120 ♪ I never seem to know What you're thinking ♪ 1052 01:03:11,329 --> 01:03:14,081 Just because she's a psychopath doesn't mean women are evil. 1053 01:03:16,209 --> 01:03:17,126 I know that. 1054 01:03:20,421 --> 01:03:21,881 I wish all girls were like you. 1055 01:03:21,964 --> 01:03:23,633 ♪ And then you smile ♪ 1056 01:03:24,133 --> 01:03:24,967 [chuckles softly] 1057 01:03:26,803 --> 01:03:28,137 I'm gonna put an end to this. 1058 01:03:29,096 --> 01:03:29,972 What are you doing? 1059 01:03:30,056 --> 01:03:32,558 - Keeping you safe. - The lock is on the inside, dumb-ass. 1060 01:03:35,394 --> 01:03:36,604 That was sweet of you. 1061 01:03:39,816 --> 01:03:41,317 I'm really excited we kissed. 1062 01:03:41,901 --> 01:03:43,986 Me, too. Let's make out next time. 1063 01:03:45,321 --> 01:03:46,155 Okay. Bye. 1064 01:03:51,619 --> 01:03:53,246 Come and get me, Bee! 1065 01:03:54,288 --> 01:03:55,414 I'm right here! 1066 01:03:55,623 --> 01:03:56,958 It's just you and me! 1067 01:03:57,250 --> 01:03:58,543 It's just you and me! 1068 01:03:59,210 --> 01:04:00,878 What, you're gonna get shy now?! 1069 01:04:01,629 --> 01:04:03,214 I'm going towards my house! 1070 01:04:03,464 --> 01:04:04,757 I'm right here, Bee! 1071 01:04:04,924 --> 01:04:06,092 I'm right here! 1072 01:04:08,803 --> 01:04:09,971 What the hell? 1073 01:04:10,888 --> 01:04:12,807 Oh, my God. Where is everything? 1074 01:04:13,349 --> 01:04:15,393 [panting] 1075 01:04:18,229 --> 01:04:19,897 [floor creaking] 1076 01:04:20,648 --> 01:04:21,899 Oh, my God. 1077 01:04:27,029 --> 01:04:28,781 [board creaks] 1078 01:04:37,623 --> 01:04:38,749 [gasping] 1079 01:05:10,656 --> 01:05:11,991 [gasps] 1080 01:05:49,862 --> 01:05:51,072 [gasps] 1081 01:06:07,922 --> 01:06:11,008 "Sacrifice... Get your dreams..." 1082 01:06:13,886 --> 01:06:15,721 [both grunting] 1083 01:06:17,598 --> 01:06:19,809 - Get off me! - I'm gonna kill you! 1084 01:06:20,768 --> 01:06:22,228 I'm gonna kill you! 1085 01:06:24,522 --> 01:06:25,815 Oh, my God! 1086 01:06:25,898 --> 01:06:27,024 Oh, my God! 1087 01:06:28,234 --> 01:06:30,695 What's wrong with you, you little pervert? 1088 01:06:30,778 --> 01:06:34,198 What? You can't make me feel bad because I defended myself. 1089 01:06:34,281 --> 01:06:38,285 I knew you wanted me this whole time, upstairs in your little room jerking off. 1090 01:06:38,369 --> 01:06:40,830 - You're just sick. - You were trying to kill me. 1091 01:06:40,913 --> 01:06:43,457 I wasn't trying to kill you by punching your dick. 1092 01:06:43,541 --> 01:06:46,585 [shouts] I've never felt so violated before. 1093 01:06:47,169 --> 01:06:48,004 Oh, God. 1094 01:06:48,546 --> 01:06:52,174 I only signed up for this dumb shit so I could have my dream job. 1095 01:06:52,258 --> 01:06:54,176 And instead, what do I have now, huh? 1096 01:06:55,344 --> 01:06:56,178 This. 1097 01:06:56,721 --> 01:07:00,433 One deflated, ugly boob. [scoffs] 1098 01:07:00,516 --> 01:07:03,227 [sobbing] My life is basically over. 1099 01:07:04,687 --> 01:07:08,983 I... I mean... you're still super hot. 1100 01:07:09,066 --> 01:07:10,776 What kind of job do you want? 1101 01:07:12,820 --> 01:07:13,654 Journalist. 1102 01:07:17,074 --> 01:07:18,576 See, that's perfect. 1103 01:07:18,784 --> 01:07:21,996 Because you're super smart, and you're hot, 1104 01:07:22,079 --> 01:07:24,040 - and really driven. - Thank you. 1105 01:07:24,123 --> 01:07:26,876 I could be wrong, but I don't think it would be hard for you 1106 01:07:26,959 --> 01:07:28,544 to have a cool life. 1107 01:07:29,211 --> 01:07:30,046 Really? 1108 01:07:30,546 --> 01:07:33,799 You think so? You think maybe we could walk out of this whole thing? 1109 01:07:34,550 --> 01:07:38,054 Just call the police and just, you know, forget this ever happened? 1110 01:07:38,137 --> 01:07:38,971 Yeah. 1111 01:07:39,472 --> 01:07:40,306 Exactly. 1112 01:07:40,389 --> 01:07:43,601 Do you think I give a fuck what you're talking about? 1113 01:07:43,684 --> 01:07:45,144 [Allison screams] 1114 01:07:57,323 --> 01:07:58,699 [Cole] Knife. Where's the knife? 1115 01:08:01,494 --> 01:08:03,079 Oh! Dishwasher. 1116 01:08:05,706 --> 01:08:06,540 Mom. 1117 01:08:08,542 --> 01:08:11,045 Are you the one that put the knife in the dishwasher? 1118 01:08:11,629 --> 01:08:12,463 I think so. 1119 01:08:12,630 --> 01:08:15,049 Can you not do that? It goes in the butcher block. 1120 01:08:18,135 --> 01:08:19,136 Yoo-hoo! 1121 01:08:20,763 --> 01:08:21,806 Looking for this? 1122 01:08:22,681 --> 01:08:23,974 You still think I'm pretty? 1123 01:08:26,769 --> 01:08:27,812 [yells] 1124 01:08:32,066 --> 01:08:34,527 Oh, you think I'm scared of a little fire, huh? 1125 01:08:34,610 --> 01:08:36,195 You are dying. 1126 01:08:36,529 --> 01:08:38,489 You, you are dying. 1127 01:08:38,781 --> 01:08:40,074 You ruined my life. 1128 01:08:41,075 --> 01:08:45,121 And now, I'm gonna ruin yours! 1129 01:08:45,204 --> 01:08:46,038 - [screams] - [gunshot] 1130 01:08:51,669 --> 01:08:53,337 Holy shit. 1131 01:08:54,421 --> 01:08:55,256 [groans] 1132 01:08:56,257 --> 01:08:58,676 I found this in the cop car. That was so graphic. 1133 01:08:58,759 --> 01:08:59,760 [pants] 1134 01:09:01,262 --> 01:09:02,721 She was so annoying. 1135 01:09:05,724 --> 01:09:06,809 I wanna throw up. 1136 01:09:06,892 --> 01:09:07,852 You and me both. 1137 01:09:09,270 --> 01:09:10,104 Where's Sonya? 1138 01:09:10,396 --> 01:09:12,481 Blown up. Crawlspace. Where are the cops? 1139 01:09:12,565 --> 01:09:13,858 Ditched them with the car. 1140 01:09:15,401 --> 01:09:16,777 Now I gotta skip town again. 1141 01:09:17,278 --> 01:09:19,363 And that leaves you, and what to do with you. 1142 01:09:19,446 --> 01:09:22,283 - Any suggestions? - Are you gonna shoot me? 1143 01:09:22,825 --> 01:09:23,659 No. 1144 01:09:24,076 --> 01:09:27,830 No. I was just shooting around you, 'cause I thought you'd put your hands up. 1145 01:09:31,750 --> 01:09:33,043 I will burn your book! 1146 01:09:36,380 --> 01:09:37,214 Cole. 1147 01:09:39,466 --> 01:09:42,803 - Cole, listen to me. - No. 1148 01:09:42,887 --> 01:09:45,139 - Cole, listen to me. - No, Bee! You listen to me! 1149 01:09:46,223 --> 01:09:50,978 I've been hunted, you've stolen my blood, killed people, 1150 01:09:51,061 --> 01:09:53,981 shot at me, and just been general assholes all night. 1151 01:09:54,064 --> 01:09:56,942 So, I wanna know what the hell's going on. 1152 01:09:57,359 --> 01:10:00,738 Cole, you're too young to understand, okay? Just trust me. 1153 01:10:00,821 --> 01:10:01,947 Fuck you! 1154 01:10:02,031 --> 01:10:02,865 Cole. 1155 01:10:02,948 --> 01:10:04,700 No. You know what? You deserved that. 1156 01:10:04,783 --> 01:10:09,121 What, just because I'm 12 means I get to be treated like total shit 1157 01:10:09,205 --> 01:10:11,874 by you and Jeremy and everyone else? 1158 01:10:11,957 --> 01:10:14,835 You know what? You're Don Draper from Mad Men. 1159 01:10:15,085 --> 01:10:17,963 How he's all cool and handsome and everybody loves him, 1160 01:10:18,047 --> 01:10:21,008 then he goes home and you find out he has a wife the whole time. 1161 01:10:21,091 --> 01:10:24,637 - He's such a piece of shit! - Did you just ruin Mad Men for me? 1162 01:10:25,471 --> 01:10:27,514 It's not even on anymore. You'll live. 1163 01:10:27,598 --> 01:10:28,724 Still. 1164 01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:34,146 - What happens when you leave here? - What do you mean? 1165 01:10:34,230 --> 01:10:35,940 - I will burn this! - Okay. 1166 01:10:36,148 --> 01:10:38,609 Cole... what do you want to know? 1167 01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:42,321 What's the blood for? 1168 01:10:42,655 --> 01:10:46,242 You mix the blood of the innocent with the blood of someone sacrificed, 1169 01:10:46,909 --> 01:10:48,077 recite the verses, 1170 01:10:48,160 --> 01:10:49,828 while dripping it on the page. 1171 01:10:50,871 --> 01:10:53,082 And, basically, you get whatever you want. 1172 01:10:56,710 --> 01:11:00,798 I used to be so small... and so scared. 1173 01:11:03,425 --> 01:11:06,845 Now I'm strong... and I'm confident... 1174 01:11:08,597 --> 01:11:10,224 and that's all I ever wanted. 1175 01:11:13,727 --> 01:11:15,521 And, so, that's all I was to you. 1176 01:11:18,857 --> 01:11:21,568 You just used me to get what you wanted. 1177 01:11:22,695 --> 01:11:23,529 No. 1178 01:11:25,239 --> 01:11:26,782 No, Cole. I chose you. 1179 01:11:28,284 --> 01:11:30,286 I mean, I could've shot you and not Allison, 1180 01:11:30,369 --> 01:11:31,912 but I didn't. I chose you. 1181 01:11:32,621 --> 01:11:33,914 'Cause you're the best. 1182 01:11:34,623 --> 01:11:36,250 We click, right? You're my guy. 1183 01:11:40,713 --> 01:11:42,548 I'm not the first kid, am I? 1184 01:11:49,138 --> 01:11:49,972 No. 1185 01:11:50,931 --> 01:11:53,976 And you'll leave here and just find another faucet. 1186 01:11:54,518 --> 01:11:58,480 - You heard that? - I heard everything. This is my house. 1187 01:12:00,316 --> 01:12:01,150 Okay. 1188 01:12:02,401 --> 01:12:03,277 Okay, yes. 1189 01:12:04,653 --> 01:12:07,698 And tonight sucked, but we can start again. 1190 01:12:12,369 --> 01:12:13,495 So, you have a plan? 1191 01:12:14,121 --> 01:12:16,206 Yeah. We just say they attacked us. 1192 01:12:17,541 --> 01:12:18,375 I got him. 1193 01:12:19,335 --> 01:12:20,210 Whoo! 1194 01:12:32,264 --> 01:12:34,308 Plus, dude, we would have so much fun. 1195 01:12:35,642 --> 01:12:37,478 Just you and me against the whole world. 1196 01:12:38,020 --> 01:12:39,938 No one will ever hurt you ever again. 1197 01:12:40,022 --> 01:12:43,275 There'll be nothing left to be afraid of. Isn't that what you wanted? 1198 01:12:47,738 --> 01:12:48,906 What do you say, Cole? 1199 01:12:54,203 --> 01:12:55,037 I guess... 1200 01:13:00,209 --> 01:13:01,794 I guess I have a plan, too. 1201 01:13:04,338 --> 01:13:06,006 No! 1202 01:13:06,423 --> 01:13:07,549 No! 1203 01:13:08,842 --> 01:13:09,718 No! 1204 01:13:11,929 --> 01:13:13,055 [Bee screaming] 1205 01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:26,193 [Queen's "We are the Champions" playing] ♪ I've paid my dues ♪ 1206 01:13:26,860 --> 01:13:27,903 [boy] Pussy! 1207 01:13:28,487 --> 01:13:29,863 ♪ Time after time ♪ 1208 01:13:29,947 --> 01:13:32,408 - When you're ready, you're ready. - A lot of things are scary. 1209 01:13:32,491 --> 01:13:34,201 ♪ I've done my sentence ♪ 1210 01:13:34,743 --> 01:13:35,953 You gotta figure out what you want... 1211 01:13:37,788 --> 01:13:40,958 - and then do what you can to get it. - Keys... 1212 01:13:43,252 --> 01:13:45,963 - Cole! - [engine revving] 1213 01:13:50,300 --> 01:13:52,553 Ten. Two. 1214 01:13:53,470 --> 01:13:57,891 ♪ And I need to go on and on And on and on ♪ 1215 01:13:57,975 --> 01:14:03,564 ♪ We are the champions My friends ♪ 1216 01:14:05,774 --> 01:14:10,446 ♪ And we'll keeping on fighting Till the end ♪ 1217 01:14:10,988 --> 01:14:12,156 Yeah! 1218 01:14:13,574 --> 01:14:16,702 ♪ We are the champions ♪ 1219 01:14:16,785 --> 01:14:20,873 ♪ We are the champions ♪ 1220 01:14:20,956 --> 01:14:23,792 ♪ No time for losers ♪ 1221 01:14:23,876 --> 01:14:27,796 ♪ 'Cause we are the champions ♪ 1222 01:14:28,422 --> 01:14:29,631 [Cole screaming] 1223 01:14:46,607 --> 01:14:47,858 [grunting and panting] 1224 01:15:19,181 --> 01:15:20,349 What up, Cee? 1225 01:15:22,893 --> 01:15:25,187 You drove a car into your house. 1226 01:15:28,148 --> 01:15:29,816 I really didn't see that coming. 1227 01:15:30,317 --> 01:15:31,443 [coughing] 1228 01:15:37,866 --> 01:15:39,076 You never told me... 1229 01:15:40,911 --> 01:15:42,913 your intergalactic dream team. 1230 01:15:43,872 --> 01:15:44,957 You didn't ask. 1231 01:15:45,582 --> 01:15:46,500 I should have. 1232 01:15:47,543 --> 01:15:49,586 I'm usually pretty good at that stuff. 1233 01:15:55,175 --> 01:15:56,843 Admiral Adama to lead. 1234 01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:02,307 Data for his intelligence and cool head. 1235 01:16:05,561 --> 01:16:06,603 Predator to fight. 1236 01:16:10,399 --> 01:16:11,275 Then me and you. 1237 01:16:13,777 --> 01:16:14,695 [chuckles] 1238 01:16:18,198 --> 01:16:20,576 You didn't say we could add ourselves. 1239 01:16:22,411 --> 01:16:24,788 It's science fiction. You can do anything. 1240 01:16:26,456 --> 01:16:29,459 Well... I guess that's true. 1241 01:16:33,297 --> 01:16:34,673 But don't you get it yet? 1242 01:16:39,886 --> 01:16:41,388 I am the big bad. 1243 01:16:45,392 --> 01:16:46,476 I loved you. 1244 01:16:54,693 --> 01:16:59,489 I don't care about your dumb book or your stupid cult. 1245 01:17:00,866 --> 01:17:01,825 I'm an adult... 1246 01:17:02,701 --> 01:17:05,329 because when I realized you were the big bad... 1247 01:17:06,413 --> 01:17:07,456 and you betrayed me 1248 01:17:07,539 --> 01:17:09,458 and were just gonna hurt other kids, 1249 01:17:10,751 --> 01:17:12,961 I drove a stolen car through you. 1250 01:17:14,630 --> 01:17:15,839 [sobbing] 1251 01:17:20,510 --> 01:17:22,179 That, I'll give you. [chuckles] 1252 01:17:25,766 --> 01:17:26,725 I'll see you, Cee. 1253 01:17:31,855 --> 01:17:32,689 Goodbye. 1254 01:17:34,316 --> 01:17:35,317 [chuckles] 1255 01:17:55,879 --> 01:17:58,131 [sirens wailing] 1256 01:18:14,481 --> 01:18:15,691 - [Melanie's dad] Martinez. - Yeah? 1257 01:18:15,774 --> 01:18:17,401 Protect and serve, idiot. 1258 01:18:17,484 --> 01:18:19,319 - [Melanie] It's just a car. - Protect my car. 1259 01:18:19,403 --> 01:18:21,488 Just a car?! Just a car?! 1260 01:18:22,614 --> 01:18:24,574 Do not... Put your hand down right now. 1261 01:18:27,119 --> 01:18:30,122 - I thought you were gonna drive away. - I couldn't leave you. 1262 01:18:31,623 --> 01:18:32,999 That was such a douche car. 1263 01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:35,502 Melanie, get over here. 1264 01:18:35,585 --> 01:18:37,671 Get back here. Now. 1265 01:18:41,133 --> 01:18:41,967 Bye. 1266 01:18:42,509 --> 01:18:43,969 [Melanie's dad] Oh, my God. 1267 01:18:44,052 --> 01:18:47,097 Did you just put your face on him? Wanna go get tattoos now? 1268 01:18:47,347 --> 01:18:48,557 Yo. What happened? 1269 01:18:49,516 --> 01:18:51,226 Dude, Cole stole a car. 1270 01:18:51,309 --> 01:18:53,729 Rammed his house. Killed, like, 50 people. 1271 01:18:54,896 --> 01:18:57,149 Fifty people. [scoffs] 1272 01:18:57,899 --> 01:18:59,693 [Jeremy] Hey, let's get out of here. 1273 01:19:01,486 --> 01:19:03,029 Today, y'all. Let's go. 1274 01:19:09,995 --> 01:19:11,246 The hell? 1275 01:19:12,289 --> 01:19:13,999 [tires screeching] 1276 01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:15,709 Cindy. 1277 01:19:16,960 --> 01:19:19,004 - [Mom] Do you have my son? Please... - [Dad] Cole. 1278 01:19:21,673 --> 01:19:23,675 [Mom] Honey. Honey. Oh, my God. 1279 01:19:25,385 --> 01:19:26,636 Are you okay? Are you...? 1280 01:19:26,887 --> 01:19:28,722 - I'm okay. - [Dad] Are you all right? 1281 01:19:28,805 --> 01:19:30,807 - Oh, my God. What happened? - Is that blood? 1282 01:19:30,891 --> 01:19:33,268 Hey. What happened? 1283 01:19:39,691 --> 01:19:41,610 I don't need a babysitter anymore. 1284 01:19:47,032 --> 01:19:51,286 ♪ When my best friend said She had lost her man ♪ 1285 01:19:51,369 --> 01:19:54,498 ♪ To her babysitter I thought she was lying ♪ 1286 01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:59,211 ♪ I said, "No 16-year-old schoolgirl ♪" 1287 01:19:59,294 --> 01:20:02,714 ♪ Would ever take a man of mine" ♪ 1288 01:20:04,341 --> 01:20:08,178 ♪ Staying home With our baby all the time ♪ 1289 01:20:08,261 --> 01:20:11,681 ♪ It kept me kind of brokenhearted ♪ 1290 01:20:11,807 --> 01:20:15,477 ♪ So I went And hired myself a babysitter ♪ 1291 01:20:16,603 --> 01:20:19,940 ♪ And that's when my trouble all started ♪ 1292 01:20:20,690 --> 01:20:24,194 ♪ This 16-year-old chick walked in ♪ 1293 01:20:24,778 --> 01:20:27,697 ♪ With a skirt up to her waist ♪ 1294 01:20:28,448 --> 01:20:32,619 ♪ She had a truckload of you-know-what ♪ 1295 01:20:33,119 --> 01:20:35,705 ♪ And all of it in place ♪ 1296 01:20:36,832 --> 01:20:39,709 ♪ I should have been aware, mm-hmm ♪ 1297 01:20:39,793 --> 01:20:42,712 ♪ Ooh-ooh, of the babysitter ♪ 1298 01:20:43,338 --> 01:20:47,926 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah I should've known from the jump, yeah ♪ 1299 01:20:48,802 --> 01:20:51,721 ♪ She was a man-getter, mm-hmm ♪ 1300 01:20:52,806 --> 01:20:56,017 ♪ I should've been aware, uh-huh ♪ 1301 01:20:57,269 --> 01:21:01,314 ♪ Of the babysitter ♪ [shouts] 1302 01:21:01,398 --> 01:21:04,109 ♪ Should've the known from the jump Yeah ♪ 1303 01:21:05,318 --> 01:21:08,989 ♪ She was a man-getter Yeah, she was ♪ 1304 01:21:20,375 --> 01:21:24,170 [indistinct radio chatter]