1 00:00:22,736 --> 00:00:24,362 I don't need it. I'm telling you. 2 00:00:24,446 --> 00:00:28,033 Just because you don't feel sick now doesn't mean you don't need the shot. 3 00:00:28,116 --> 00:00:30,994 I never get sick, okay? You can take that and give it to Barry. 4 00:00:31,077 --> 00:00:34,831 -His nose is always running. -What are you giving me shit for? 5 00:00:34,914 --> 00:00:38,793 I saw you earlier today. We said hi. I said, "Cole." You said, "Mr. Daisy." 6 00:00:38,877 --> 00:00:42,047 Why are you giving me shit today? I mean, it's just a needle, man. 7 00:00:44,174 --> 00:00:47,177 Damn. Come here, get the shot. Ain't nothing to be scared of. 8 00:00:47,844 --> 00:00:50,764 There's 62 kids came here, got a shot, no problem. 9 00:00:50,847 --> 00:00:54,184 You come in here, take ten minutes? I got 84 kids more to go. Okay? 10 00:00:54,267 --> 00:00:57,228 We're boys. Be cool. Shit, man. Are you gonna take this shot? 11 00:00:57,312 --> 00:01:00,315 Step over here and take the shot, just like you'd take some ass. 12 00:01:00,398 --> 00:01:02,609 There's nothing to be scared of. 13 00:01:03,359 --> 00:01:04,360 I'm not scared. 14 00:01:16,289 --> 00:01:17,874 Pussy! 15 00:01:27,300 --> 00:01:29,844 Did you know only one baby was born on the Mayflower? 16 00:01:30,637 --> 00:01:32,055 How crazy is that shit? 17 00:01:32,764 --> 00:01:34,724 His name was literally Oceanus. 18 00:01:34,808 --> 00:01:36,518 He didn't even have a nationality. 19 00:01:37,018 --> 00:01:38,978 Just a citizen of the sea, I guess. 20 00:01:39,771 --> 00:01:41,439 What class did you learn that in? 21 00:01:41,856 --> 00:01:45,193 No one learns anything in class. That's why we have the Internet. 22 00:01:49,989 --> 00:01:51,699 There's my dad. 23 00:01:51,783 --> 00:01:53,618 Melanie, get over here. 24 00:01:53,701 --> 00:01:55,537 It was his high-school dream car. 25 00:01:56,746 --> 00:01:59,541 He got it after the divorce to make Mom jealous, but... 26 00:01:59,833 --> 00:02:02,210 -it didn't work because it's a car. -Now. 27 00:02:03,878 --> 00:02:06,214 Dad, can we give Cole a ride home? 28 00:02:07,006 --> 00:02:09,759 Cole, are your parents expecting you to take the bus home? 29 00:02:11,136 --> 00:02:12,554 -I guess so. -Yeah, they are. 30 00:02:12,637 --> 00:02:14,556 So, you should take the bus, okay, sport? 31 00:02:14,931 --> 00:02:17,183 Sorry, dude. I'll see you, though, neighbor, huh? 32 00:02:17,725 --> 00:02:18,893 -I didn't-- -What's that? 33 00:02:21,312 --> 00:02:23,773 -NASCAR Nation, bitch. Whoo! -Dad-- 34 00:02:27,277 --> 00:02:28,278 Dad! 35 00:02:43,668 --> 00:02:46,504 Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. 36 00:02:46,588 --> 00:02:47,881 Well, well, well. 37 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:51,134 Hey, Colonoscopy. How's it hanging? 38 00:02:52,260 --> 00:02:53,761 I don't know. Okay? 39 00:02:53,845 --> 00:02:56,306 Well, speaking of hanging, have your balls dropped yet? 40 00:03:01,186 --> 00:03:02,061 I didn't catch that. 41 00:03:02,770 --> 00:03:05,690 I said, "Why are you so interested in my balls?" 42 00:03:05,773 --> 00:03:07,650 Last thing he cares about is your balls. 43 00:03:07,734 --> 00:03:10,486 Yeah, 'cause on Saturday, I hooked up with Shelly MacEntyre. 44 00:03:10,570 --> 00:03:11,404 The sophomore? 45 00:03:11,905 --> 00:03:15,116 The sophomore. But in many ways, she was a senior. 46 00:03:15,742 --> 00:03:18,203 -I don't believe you. -You don't need to believe him. 47 00:03:18,286 --> 00:03:20,914 It's not like your belief will validate what happens to his dick. 48 00:03:20,997 --> 00:03:22,040 Wanna know how it was? 49 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:25,501 No, not really. 50 00:03:25,585 --> 00:03:28,004 Well, see, as a 14-year-old in that kind of situation 51 00:03:28,087 --> 00:03:30,506 with a 16-year-old that looks like Shelly MacEntyre, 52 00:03:30,757 --> 00:03:32,133 it was overwhelming, man. 53 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,302 I mean, she is a woman. 54 00:03:35,261 --> 00:03:37,972 Fully-developed, man. It's crazy, man. It's... 55 00:03:38,056 --> 00:03:39,599 Man, you know what I'm saying? 56 00:03:41,476 --> 00:03:43,394 I said, do you know what I'm saying? 57 00:03:44,103 --> 00:03:46,731 You just said it didn't matter if I believed you. 58 00:03:46,814 --> 00:03:49,943 -Well, I changed my mind, bitch. -Sorry, I wasn't-- 59 00:03:52,528 --> 00:03:54,864 Oh, my God. He's so weird. 60 00:03:55,490 --> 00:03:58,451 Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. 61 00:03:58,534 --> 00:03:59,369 Hey! 62 00:04:06,542 --> 00:04:07,752 Did you just touch Cole? 63 00:04:08,294 --> 00:04:10,546 -So, what if I did? -Jeremy, check it out. 64 00:04:11,047 --> 00:04:13,633 You so much as think about Cole again... 65 00:04:15,927 --> 00:04:17,053 and I'm gonna... 66 00:04:22,350 --> 00:04:23,268 You crazy bitch. 67 00:04:27,313 --> 00:04:29,190 -Now get out of here! 68 00:04:30,191 --> 00:04:32,193 Before I run you over, you little Pap smear. 69 00:04:34,904 --> 00:04:36,489 -Hey, Coley. -Hey, Bee. 70 00:04:39,075 --> 00:04:39,909 These are new. 71 00:04:40,618 --> 00:04:42,829 Yeah, I have to wear them sometimes. 72 00:04:42,912 --> 00:04:45,331 They supposedly help strengthen my left eye, 73 00:04:45,415 --> 00:04:48,626 -but I can't tell the difference. -You look pretty strong to me. 74 00:04:49,877 --> 00:04:50,795 You skin your palms? 75 00:04:51,629 --> 00:04:53,923 -It doesn't hurt. -Yeah, it does. Come here. 76 00:05:02,015 --> 00:05:04,517 -They bother you a lot? -No. 77 00:05:06,269 --> 00:05:09,480 You look away when you lie, dude. They the ones that egg your house? 78 00:05:11,983 --> 00:05:15,403 You gotta punch them in the dick. 79 00:05:15,945 --> 00:05:18,781 And if they're chasing you, wait until they've almost got you, 80 00:05:18,865 --> 00:05:21,451 drop like a bag of rocks, then when they trip over you, 81 00:05:21,534 --> 00:05:23,995 and they're on the ground, kick them in the dick. 82 00:05:27,248 --> 00:05:30,209 -Hey, so, tell me, how's the folks? -Better, I think. 83 00:05:30,710 --> 00:05:32,170 Hotel therapy's working? 84 00:05:32,462 --> 00:05:34,047 No, come on, it's great. 85 00:05:34,130 --> 00:05:38,051 I mean, they're happy, we get to hang out, and I get paid. 86 00:05:38,551 --> 00:05:41,346 -I'm like your little Protestant. -What? 87 00:05:41,429 --> 00:05:43,806 'Cause, like, I have to pay you to hang out with me. 88 00:05:44,307 --> 00:05:46,100 Are you trying to say "prostitute"? 89 00:05:46,601 --> 00:05:47,518 Oh, my God-- 90 00:05:47,602 --> 00:05:50,813 No, that would make me the prostitute and your parents the clients. 91 00:05:50,897 --> 00:05:53,274 That is a terrible analogy. That is the worst one ever. 92 00:05:54,359 --> 00:05:55,610 -Oh... -Besides, 93 00:05:55,693 --> 00:05:57,612 I'd wanna hang out with you either way. 94 00:05:58,363 --> 00:05:59,197 Really? 95 00:05:59,322 --> 00:06:00,990 One hundred percent. 96 00:06:01,532 --> 00:06:05,578 I got two years tops before you're too cool to hang out with me. 97 00:06:05,953 --> 00:06:07,538 I'll never be too cool. 98 00:06:11,459 --> 00:06:13,711 Hey, is that the roof of your tree house? 99 00:06:13,795 --> 00:06:15,713 Yeah, we just started to take it down. 100 00:06:16,214 --> 00:06:18,716 I-- I don't care. I mean, my, uh-- 101 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,593 Tree houses are for kids anyway. 102 00:06:21,594 --> 00:06:23,763 There's a lot of good memories in there, right? 103 00:06:25,390 --> 00:06:26,224 Yeah. 104 00:06:26,557 --> 00:06:29,977 All right, tomorrow night. You. Me. Party. 105 00:06:30,812 --> 00:06:31,646 Sounds good. 106 00:06:42,031 --> 00:06:43,116 E.T. fingers. 107 00:06:46,369 --> 00:06:48,413 -All right. See you, Cee. -Bye-bye, Bee. 108 00:06:51,207 --> 00:06:54,627 Gotta get that door fixed. You're still giving this to me, right? 109 00:06:54,710 --> 00:06:57,630 -One hundred percent. -Can't have a sticky door on my car. 110 00:07:23,614 --> 00:07:24,490 Hey, Mom! 111 00:07:24,657 --> 00:07:26,367 Hey! Cole. 112 00:07:27,618 --> 00:07:30,413 Cole, can you hand me one of those traps, please? 113 00:07:31,122 --> 00:07:32,081 Ow. 114 00:07:32,957 --> 00:07:34,292 -Thanks. Hi. -Hi. 115 00:07:34,876 --> 00:07:36,002 Thanks, buddy. 116 00:07:37,753 --> 00:07:39,964 God. God. 117 00:07:40,047 --> 00:07:42,592 Mom, how can you be under there? There's like a trillion spiders. 118 00:07:42,675 --> 00:07:46,471 Cole, I don't like it under here. It's pretty much the worst. 119 00:07:47,305 --> 00:07:49,599 -Do you think I'm a pussy, Mom? -Ow. 120 00:07:50,141 --> 00:07:51,684 Do you know what that word means? 121 00:07:51,767 --> 00:07:53,603 -Yeah, like, afraid of everything. -Ow. 122 00:07:54,854 --> 00:07:56,022 Um... 123 00:07:56,564 --> 00:07:57,482 Huh. 124 00:07:58,191 --> 00:07:59,442 Well... 125 00:08:00,776 --> 00:08:05,531 I think... you are at a time in your life 126 00:08:05,698 --> 00:08:08,451 where a lot of things are scary. 127 00:08:08,951 --> 00:08:13,748 But as you get older, those same things will stop frightening you as much. 128 00:08:14,332 --> 00:08:15,166 Okay? 129 00:08:17,752 --> 00:08:18,836 It's gonna be okay. 130 00:08:19,420 --> 00:08:23,174 You should really get some bug spray to kill the spiders in there. 131 00:08:23,257 --> 00:08:26,511 What have they done to you? They eat other dirty bugs. 132 00:08:26,594 --> 00:08:28,262 Hey, will you get me a lemonade? 133 00:08:28,513 --> 00:08:29,347 -Yep. -Thanks. 134 00:08:31,682 --> 00:08:34,602 Mom, I know "pussy" also means "vagina." I'm not retarded. 135 00:08:36,896 --> 00:08:40,441 Cole Johnson. Do not say "retarded." 136 00:08:40,983 --> 00:08:43,027 -But I can say "pussy" or "vagi--" 137 00:08:43,110 --> 00:08:44,237 Don't say it, okay? 138 00:08:44,779 --> 00:08:45,821 Go get me a lemonade. 139 00:08:50,284 --> 00:08:51,661 Oh, my God, he said "pussy." 140 00:08:52,620 --> 00:08:54,247 Breathe in. Breathe out. 141 00:08:54,580 --> 00:08:56,832 -Unclench that sphincter. -Okay. 142 00:08:56,916 --> 00:08:59,418 -How those mirrors looking? -Looking good. 143 00:08:59,502 --> 00:09:00,378 Parking brakes? 144 00:09:01,337 --> 00:09:02,171 Nope. 145 00:09:02,255 --> 00:09:04,298 -Hands? -Ten and two. 146 00:09:05,007 --> 00:09:05,883 Engage. 147 00:09:11,931 --> 00:09:15,309 Dad, did you know that seven teenagers die a day from driving? 148 00:09:15,685 --> 00:09:17,144 Really? Wow. 149 00:09:17,478 --> 00:09:21,857 Did you know that, uh, 14 teenagers die a day from over-worrying? 150 00:09:22,525 --> 00:09:23,568 I went on the Internet, 151 00:09:23,651 --> 00:09:26,112 and there's pictures of them. They die like this: 152 00:09:30,116 --> 00:09:31,284 Maybe next week. 153 00:09:32,243 --> 00:09:34,120 All right, buddy, sure. You wanna swap? 154 00:09:34,662 --> 00:09:36,455 -Yeah. -Good. All right. You did good. 155 00:09:37,248 --> 00:09:39,709 You started the car, you put the seat belt on. 156 00:09:39,792 --> 00:09:42,128 Don't worry about it, pal. There's no rush. 157 00:09:42,211 --> 00:09:44,922 It's okay to be scared. It's not a big deal, okay? 158 00:09:47,300 --> 00:09:49,677 Hey, let me ask you something. Do your friends-- 159 00:09:49,885 --> 00:09:52,054 Do they make fun of you for having a babysitter? 160 00:09:52,597 --> 00:09:53,431 Yeah. 161 00:09:53,889 --> 00:09:56,017 But then they see her and get really jealous. 162 00:09:56,934 --> 00:09:58,811 Yeah. Heck, yeah, they do. 163 00:09:58,894 --> 00:10:01,856 I don't know about you, buddy, but I'm feeling like a cop. 164 00:10:02,398 --> 00:10:04,150 I'm craving some donuts. 165 00:10:08,070 --> 00:10:08,946 All right! 166 00:10:18,414 --> 00:10:19,457 What are you watching? 167 00:10:19,540 --> 00:10:21,834 Your dad is bingeing on Mad Men. 168 00:10:21,917 --> 00:10:22,877 Again. 169 00:10:23,377 --> 00:10:24,378 You wouldn't like it. 170 00:10:25,046 --> 00:10:26,130 It's on HBO? 171 00:10:26,213 --> 00:10:28,799 -No, it's not-- It's not dirty, buddy. 172 00:10:28,883 --> 00:10:29,759 It's not on HBO. 173 00:10:29,842 --> 00:10:32,261 It's dense, you know. So, it might go over your head. 174 00:10:32,386 --> 00:10:35,097 When you get a little older, we'll binge-watch it together. 175 00:10:35,181 --> 00:10:36,057 How about that? 176 00:10:36,140 --> 00:10:38,976 -All right. -Cole, will you clean up the toys 177 00:10:39,060 --> 00:10:40,144 in the hallway for me? 178 00:10:40,227 --> 00:10:41,562 Okay, Mom. Jeez. 179 00:10:41,646 --> 00:10:42,480 Thank you. 180 00:10:48,611 --> 00:10:49,612 Much cleaner. 181 00:11:14,220 --> 00:11:15,346 Who cares? 182 00:11:16,681 --> 00:11:17,515 Hey. Oh. 183 00:11:17,848 --> 00:11:19,767 Hey, that doesn't seem safe at all. 184 00:11:19,892 --> 00:11:21,644 -I can handle it. -Yeah. No, I get it. 185 00:11:21,727 --> 00:11:22,645 Stop. Stop. 186 00:11:22,895 --> 00:11:24,271 And hand me the knife. 187 00:11:25,356 --> 00:11:28,025 Fabulous. Why you cutting up your car with a knife? 188 00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:30,736 I'm gonna switch the roof with a fastback, 189 00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,029 -so it's aerodynamic. -Uh-huh. 190 00:11:32,113 --> 00:11:34,281 It's gonna give me more downforce on the turns. 191 00:11:34,365 --> 00:11:36,367 When it hits the ramp, it'll do a barrel roll 192 00:11:36,450 --> 00:11:38,828 and smash into the crash zone exactly how I intend-- 193 00:11:38,911 --> 00:11:41,622 Got it, got it. I applaud your passion for aerodynamics. 194 00:11:41,706 --> 00:11:44,834 I absolutely do, but only use this if you're cutting a flank steak. 195 00:11:44,917 --> 00:11:46,460 And don't do that. That's my job. 196 00:11:46,544 --> 00:11:49,296 And if you take that job, what am I doing at this house? 197 00:11:49,797 --> 00:11:51,257 Do you want me to put it back? 198 00:11:51,340 --> 00:11:52,967 No. I'm gonna put this in the dishwasher, 199 00:11:53,050 --> 00:11:55,177 'cause it's coated in my sweat and fear. 200 00:11:57,179 --> 00:12:00,349 My parents are going away again. I think they go to have sex, 201 00:12:00,433 --> 00:12:03,352 but it just makes me feel like they go to get away from me. 202 00:12:04,311 --> 00:12:05,980 They're definitely having sex. 203 00:12:06,063 --> 00:12:07,940 They probably have sex when you're home, too. 204 00:12:08,441 --> 00:12:12,069 Besides, I bet Bee has boys over at your place all the time doing it. 205 00:12:12,153 --> 00:12:13,195 Nope. No. 206 00:12:13,279 --> 00:12:14,572 No way. Not a chance. 207 00:12:14,947 --> 00:12:17,408 Yeah. That's what babysitters do. 208 00:12:18,409 --> 00:12:21,662 They put the kids down, sneak their boyfriends in. Doing it. 209 00:12:22,621 --> 00:12:25,750 Seriously, have you ever been awake after she's fallen asleep? 210 00:12:26,542 --> 00:12:28,961 I dare you to stay up tonight. You'll see. 211 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:31,172 I'm gonna find out. 212 00:12:31,839 --> 00:12:34,008 -Perv. -No! I'm choking! 213 00:13:15,257 --> 00:13:17,301 Pussy! 214 00:13:19,762 --> 00:13:23,474 Honey, not that I'm rushing you, but weren't we supposed to leave at five? 215 00:13:23,557 --> 00:13:25,601 No, honey, 5:30 to avoid holiday traffic. 216 00:13:25,684 --> 00:13:27,186 We were supposed to leave at five. 217 00:13:27,269 --> 00:13:29,855 Don't move the furniture around. We just did the floors. 218 00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:31,857 -I don't want your mom yelling. -Got it. 219 00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:34,527 I don't yell at you. I just speak in all caps. 220 00:13:34,610 --> 00:13:36,320 Right. That's what I love about her. 221 00:13:36,403 --> 00:13:38,614 -Here. Get that. It's probably Bee. 222 00:13:38,697 --> 00:13:39,615 Okay. 223 00:13:40,074 --> 00:13:41,992 -Can you hurry up? -Yes. 224 00:13:48,249 --> 00:13:50,668 -What up, Cee? -What up, Bee? 225 00:13:51,836 --> 00:13:54,755 -Hey, Bee. How are you? -Oh, you know, can't complain. 226 00:13:54,839 --> 00:13:56,507 -Good. -Where to this weekend? 227 00:13:56,590 --> 00:13:58,884 -Uh... The Hyatt. Living large. -Mm! 228 00:13:58,968 --> 00:13:59,802 Can't find it! 229 00:13:59,885 --> 00:14:02,847 Uh, try the bottom drawer under your Invisalign. 230 00:14:03,556 --> 00:14:05,266 Um, anyway, you know the drill. 231 00:14:05,349 --> 00:14:08,143 No violent movies, no junk food, bed by ten. 232 00:14:08,227 --> 00:14:09,937 -Mom. -Bed by 10:30? 233 00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:11,564 -You serious? -Anything else? 234 00:14:11,647 --> 00:14:13,774 Uh, there is not a bathing suit in that bedroom. 235 00:14:13,858 --> 00:14:16,193 Then, honey, I don't know what to tell you. 236 00:14:16,277 --> 00:14:17,486 -I'm not up there. -Okay. 237 00:14:18,946 --> 00:14:22,116 -He's totally gonna bring his jean shorts. -Mom, he calls them jorts. 238 00:14:22,199 --> 00:14:25,536 -Well, we'll be fine. I can handle him. -I know. You're the best. 239 00:14:25,744 --> 00:14:28,205 -I'm bringing my jorts. -I knew it! 240 00:14:28,289 --> 00:14:30,958 -I'm bringing my jorts. -I knew it. Great. 241 00:14:31,375 --> 00:14:33,419 I will be the envy of women everywhere. 242 00:14:33,502 --> 00:14:35,963 Hey, uh, Bee, call us if there's any trouble, okay? 243 00:14:36,046 --> 00:14:38,090 -Cole, don't cause any trouble. -Dad, I know. 244 00:14:38,173 --> 00:14:39,550 You know what, honey? 245 00:14:40,384 --> 00:14:42,469 -You got your flu shot, so no exertion. -Mom. 246 00:14:42,553 --> 00:14:45,014 -Yeah, no running around. Board games. -Got it. Okay? 247 00:14:47,099 --> 00:14:50,269 Hey, Cole, remember, you're the man of the house now. 248 00:14:50,644 --> 00:14:51,854 That's sweet. You are. 249 00:14:51,937 --> 00:14:54,023 -We love you. Bye, Bee. -I love you. Have fun. 250 00:14:54,148 --> 00:14:56,275 -But not too much fun. -Not too much. 251 00:15:42,446 --> 00:15:44,031 No way you're gonna beat my dive. 252 00:15:48,202 --> 00:15:52,414 So, you're basically saying, intergalactic dream team on a mission. 253 00:15:52,498 --> 00:15:56,043 -Yeah. So, there's an epic villain, right? -Right. 254 00:15:56,126 --> 00:15:58,170 Okay, so, you have to fill a starship... 255 00:15:58,837 --> 00:16:03,300 full of the best people or aliens or robots to take them down. 256 00:16:03,384 --> 00:16:05,094 -How many seats have I got? -Five. 257 00:16:05,177 --> 00:16:07,471 -Five? -Six, if you need, like, a duo. 258 00:16:07,554 --> 00:16:09,515 But you can't have a Predator and Xenomorph. 259 00:16:09,598 --> 00:16:11,392 They'd fight. The mission would be futile. 260 00:16:11,475 --> 00:16:12,810 No, no, okay, I get it. 261 00:16:13,686 --> 00:16:16,105 All right. One... Kirk. 262 00:16:16,230 --> 00:16:17,231 Two, Picard. 263 00:16:17,314 --> 00:16:20,693 Three, Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum from Independence Day. 264 00:16:20,776 --> 00:16:24,947 Five, Ripley, and six... Are you ready for this shit? 265 00:16:25,030 --> 00:16:26,865 A Xenomorph egg. 266 00:16:27,408 --> 00:16:28,242 -No way. -Yeah. 267 00:16:29,576 --> 00:16:31,787 Yes. Yes. Okay. Here's the plan. 268 00:16:31,870 --> 00:16:34,707 Kirk and Picard team up to captain, then when they get close, 269 00:16:34,790 --> 00:16:37,126 they send Will and Goldblum to get inside the lair. 270 00:16:37,209 --> 00:16:39,128 -They have experience with that. -Fair. 271 00:16:39,211 --> 00:16:41,672 Now, this whole time, Ripley's been bitching 272 00:16:41,755 --> 00:16:44,800 about the Xenomorph egg and shit, 'cause that's her move. 273 00:16:45,009 --> 00:16:46,135 But she's gotta do this. 274 00:16:46,218 --> 00:16:48,595 -It's the only way to save the world. -The universe. 275 00:16:48,679 --> 00:16:49,555 Right! Exactly! 276 00:16:49,638 --> 00:16:52,599 So, Will and Goldblum get her inside the lair. 277 00:16:52,683 --> 00:16:57,021 Ripley personally drops off the egg, the facehugger attacks the big bad! 278 00:16:57,271 --> 00:17:00,399 Ripley makes it back to Will and Goldblum, the big bad attacks them, 279 00:17:00,482 --> 00:17:01,984 they narrowly escape. 280 00:17:02,067 --> 00:17:05,112 Kirk and Picard supply cover as the spacecraft returns home, 281 00:17:05,612 --> 00:17:09,450 then they peace out of there. Meanwhile, the big bad starts feeling like shit... 282 00:17:14,455 --> 00:17:15,289 He's out! 283 00:17:20,419 --> 00:17:21,503 Who said he was a he? 284 00:17:23,255 --> 00:17:26,383 -Shut up. A woman just saved the galaxy. -Are facehuggers female? 285 00:17:26,925 --> 00:17:28,177 No, 'cause they got dicks. 286 00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:31,096 Oh, so, you're saying it took a dick to save the galaxy. 287 00:17:32,806 --> 00:17:34,141 -I want a do-over. 288 00:17:34,975 --> 00:17:36,894 -I want a do-over. -No do-overs. 289 00:17:36,977 --> 00:17:40,397 Come on. Aliens don't abide by our primitive gender stereotypes. 290 00:17:40,481 --> 00:17:42,357 -What's done is done. -You suck. 291 00:17:42,441 --> 00:17:47,154 -You suck, and I hope you die. -You couldn't live without me. 292 00:17:47,237 --> 00:17:50,574 It would definitely affect my income. So, you're probably right. 293 00:17:51,575 --> 00:17:53,118 -Pizza! -Pizza! 294 00:17:54,995 --> 00:17:59,833 Big Indian Chief. So special. So above the law. 295 00:18:00,751 --> 00:18:03,253 I told you, you'd make a mistake, and I'd be waiting. 296 00:18:05,422 --> 00:18:09,259 It doesn't look like I have any choice, does it? 297 00:18:09,343 --> 00:18:11,887 That's right. You don't. 298 00:18:12,387 --> 00:18:14,640 I'm gonna take this right foot... 299 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:19,937 and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face. 300 00:18:21,188 --> 00:18:22,606 And you wanna know something? 301 00:18:23,107 --> 00:18:25,776 There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it. 302 00:18:26,318 --> 00:18:28,612 -Really? -Really. 303 00:18:32,074 --> 00:18:33,617 Kill that Indian son of a bitch. 304 00:18:42,751 --> 00:18:44,878 Think my parents are gonna get a divorce? 305 00:18:47,214 --> 00:18:48,757 I don't know, man. I hope not. 306 00:18:49,633 --> 00:18:52,636 Melanie's parents got divorced. Her mom lives with her boyfriend. 307 00:18:52,719 --> 00:18:53,804 That's gross. 308 00:18:55,305 --> 00:18:57,474 Isn't that the cute chick across the street? 309 00:18:57,933 --> 00:19:00,435 Ms. Dryer is not cute. She's gross. 310 00:19:00,519 --> 00:19:01,854 Her boyfriend's like 20. 311 00:19:01,937 --> 00:19:04,523 Not her. Melanie. 312 00:19:05,858 --> 00:19:08,235 I wouldn't say she's cute. 313 00:19:08,318 --> 00:19:11,071 Oh, I would. I would say she's super-duper cute. 314 00:19:11,488 --> 00:19:14,324 I see what you're trying to do. It's not gonna work. 315 00:19:14,408 --> 00:19:16,493 Whatever. You want your tongues to touch. 316 00:19:17,119 --> 00:19:18,078 Nope. No way. 317 00:19:18,162 --> 00:19:21,081 -Oh, you're in denial. -You're an... asshole. 318 00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:25,002 Oh, my God. That was so great. 319 00:19:26,962 --> 00:19:29,548 But you'll be all right if your parents break up. 320 00:19:29,631 --> 00:19:32,593 I mean... you just gotta take care of yourself. 321 00:19:33,135 --> 00:19:36,513 Gotta figure out what you want, and then do what you can to get it. 322 00:19:45,230 --> 00:19:46,565 Ah, shit, dude, it's super late. 323 00:19:47,816 --> 00:19:50,402 -I'm not tired. -Well, I know you're not. I am. 324 00:19:51,778 --> 00:19:54,448 If I give you a shot, will you go to bed? 325 00:19:55,741 --> 00:19:58,410 -I don't know, maybe. -I'll make it a double. 326 00:19:59,119 --> 00:20:01,246 -You'll sleep like a rock. -Okay. 327 00:20:03,707 --> 00:20:05,292 Here you are, my good sir. 328 00:20:06,084 --> 00:20:08,045 Don't say a word of this to your parents. 329 00:20:09,171 --> 00:20:11,506 My dad lets me drink Mike's all the time. 330 00:20:11,590 --> 00:20:13,967 Dude, that is the coolest thing I've ever heard in my life. 331 00:20:19,932 --> 00:20:21,475 You're not gonna do it with me? 332 00:20:23,143 --> 00:20:25,062 All right, sure. I'll be right back. 333 00:20:47,709 --> 00:20:48,919 You did it without me? 334 00:20:50,837 --> 00:20:52,256 Cheers. 335 00:20:53,298 --> 00:20:54,341 Whew. 336 00:20:56,510 --> 00:20:58,345 -She's getting laid. 337 00:20:58,428 --> 00:21:00,722 -I'm gonna find out. -Wow, I'm impressed. 338 00:21:00,806 --> 00:21:03,350 That's actually pervy, though, watching people do it. 339 00:21:03,433 --> 00:21:06,645 I'm not a perv. I just wanna know what happens after I go to sleep. 340 00:21:08,730 --> 00:21:09,606 I gotta go. 341 00:21:11,733 --> 00:21:14,069 -No. 342 00:21:16,405 --> 00:21:17,364 Enter. 343 00:21:19,032 --> 00:21:19,866 You sleepy? 344 00:21:20,742 --> 00:21:22,369 Yeah, I'm really tired. 345 00:21:23,328 --> 00:21:25,747 Well, rest up. The party continues tomorrow. 346 00:21:26,290 --> 00:21:28,917 You need anything? All right. 347 00:21:29,001 --> 00:21:30,544 -Bee? -Yeah? 348 00:21:34,006 --> 00:21:37,759 Thanks for knowing me and treating me like I was okay. 349 00:21:40,846 --> 00:21:42,139 You don't think you're okay? 350 00:21:49,062 --> 00:21:49,896 I mean... 351 00:21:52,983 --> 00:21:54,651 I wanna feel normal, but... 352 00:21:58,155 --> 00:22:00,073 I just feel weird most of the time. 353 00:22:03,827 --> 00:22:04,995 Well, I like weird. 354 00:22:06,496 --> 00:22:07,372 All of the time. 355 00:22:09,207 --> 00:22:12,669 So, just imagine how all the girls are gonna love you when you're a senior. 356 00:22:16,506 --> 00:22:17,674 See you in the morning. 357 00:22:18,216 --> 00:22:19,259 Good night, dude. 358 00:22:40,822 --> 00:22:42,366 Ew. Orgy? 359 00:22:44,993 --> 00:22:45,827 Orgy? 360 00:23:28,787 --> 00:23:29,788 Spin it. 361 00:23:52,310 --> 00:23:53,145 Whoo! 362 00:23:53,353 --> 00:23:55,522 -Yeah! -We lit. We lit. 363 00:23:56,731 --> 00:23:57,566 Truth me. 364 00:23:58,442 --> 00:24:02,529 Out of everybody here, who would you want to sleep with the most? 365 00:24:04,948 --> 00:24:06,658 -Sonya. -Ooh, yeah. 366 00:24:07,868 --> 00:24:08,952 Hundred percent. 367 00:24:09,453 --> 00:24:12,205 -Come on. -Sam, you're a close second, stud. 368 00:24:12,289 --> 00:24:13,915 -Damn. -Okay. My turn. 369 00:24:15,959 --> 00:24:18,211 -Yo, people. -To this bad girl. 370 00:24:18,295 --> 00:24:20,088 Bee, truth or dare. 371 00:24:22,048 --> 00:24:23,175 Dare. 372 00:24:24,342 --> 00:24:27,679 -I dare you to kiss everyone here. 373 00:24:27,762 --> 00:24:29,973 -Yes. -Ooh, yeah. 374 00:24:30,056 --> 00:24:31,933 -She got balls. -I need to watch. 375 00:24:34,519 --> 00:24:35,520 All right. 376 00:24:35,604 --> 00:24:38,315 -That's what I'm talking about. -I'm excited for that. 377 00:24:38,398 --> 00:24:40,108 -That's all I'm looking for. -Hold on. 378 00:24:40,192 --> 00:24:41,026 Let's go. 379 00:24:42,277 --> 00:24:43,111 I'm ready. 380 00:24:46,948 --> 00:24:49,910 I know it was you, Fredo. I know it was you. 381 00:24:52,078 --> 00:24:54,039 -Thank you. -Is that Lord of the Rings? 382 00:24:54,122 --> 00:24:55,916 That was The Godfather Part II. 383 00:24:56,166 --> 00:24:57,250 I love her. 384 00:24:58,335 --> 00:25:01,046 -All right, this is easy. Come on. -That was pretty good. 385 00:25:06,092 --> 00:25:07,135 Oh, okay. 386 00:25:08,053 --> 00:25:09,679 Y'all rehearsed this. 387 00:26:02,148 --> 00:26:04,276 Wait, just give me-- 388 00:26:05,026 --> 00:26:06,820 Give me a second to process that shit. 389 00:26:06,903 --> 00:26:09,614 -You raised by Rick James? -I'm thinking a redo. 390 00:26:09,698 --> 00:26:11,157 -That's amazing. 391 00:26:11,241 --> 00:26:14,536 Make sure it's real nice and long for you, because I'm black. See that? 392 00:26:14,619 --> 00:26:15,870 There you go. Mm. 393 00:26:17,289 --> 00:26:19,249 -Fuck, yeah. 394 00:26:19,666 --> 00:26:20,500 Come on. 395 00:26:22,043 --> 00:26:24,212 -Whoo! -Yeah! 396 00:26:25,672 --> 00:26:26,715 Oh, Bee! 397 00:26:28,300 --> 00:26:29,426 Bee, what the hell? 398 00:26:29,509 --> 00:26:32,387 You give her that romantic shit, and you're gonna lick my face? 399 00:26:33,471 --> 00:26:34,973 Damn, that's all I'm asking. 400 00:26:35,056 --> 00:26:36,766 -All right. -Freaky shit. 401 00:26:37,976 --> 00:26:40,812 Smell good. The spit is nice. Brushed your teeth this morning. 402 00:26:42,647 --> 00:26:43,648 Okay. 403 00:26:47,193 --> 00:26:48,236 -Weird. -Hi. 404 00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:50,780 -Yeah! 405 00:26:51,197 --> 00:26:53,491 Sammy's turn. 406 00:26:54,618 --> 00:26:56,286 -Sammy. 407 00:26:56,369 --> 00:26:58,580 -She's so hot. -Okay. 408 00:27:00,165 --> 00:27:01,625 Come on, Sam. You got this. 409 00:27:02,125 --> 00:27:03,251 Make out with her. 410 00:27:03,627 --> 00:27:04,461 I'm sorry. 411 00:27:05,378 --> 00:27:09,507 This is kind of weird. I don't even really know you guys. 412 00:27:09,591 --> 00:27:12,052 Come on, Sam. Freak you out, there, stud? 413 00:27:12,594 --> 00:27:14,929 -Sam, don't be a puss. -I don't even know you guys. 414 00:27:15,013 --> 00:27:16,306 I'm not. I'm-- I just-- 415 00:27:16,931 --> 00:27:19,059 -You're staring at me. -Oh, we're not looking. 416 00:27:19,142 --> 00:27:20,352 Hey, it's not weird. 417 00:27:20,852 --> 00:27:21,936 -Hey. -Yeah. 418 00:27:22,020 --> 00:27:23,271 Just close your eyes. 419 00:27:23,688 --> 00:27:24,731 Okay? 420 00:27:24,814 --> 00:27:26,316 Pretend they're not even here. 421 00:27:27,233 --> 00:27:28,068 You can do this. 422 00:27:28,735 --> 00:27:29,778 You got this. 423 00:27:35,533 --> 00:27:39,037 Just because I close my eyes doesn't mean that they're not here. 424 00:27:41,414 --> 00:27:42,290 Do you trust me? 425 00:27:43,958 --> 00:27:44,793 Yes. 426 00:27:44,876 --> 00:27:46,044 Just relax. 427 00:27:47,045 --> 00:27:49,255 It's not weird, okay? We're just having fun. 428 00:27:52,634 --> 00:27:53,677 There he goes. 429 00:28:26,626 --> 00:28:27,502 Shh. 430 00:28:29,170 --> 00:28:32,298 You're helping fulfill a great purpose. Know this. 431 00:28:32,841 --> 00:28:35,885 I don't wanna fulfill a great porpoise. 432 00:28:35,969 --> 00:28:38,263 Did he just say "porpoise"? 433 00:28:38,346 --> 00:28:39,597 Yo, I think he did. 434 00:28:39,681 --> 00:28:41,766 He didn't even get a chance to understand. 435 00:28:44,644 --> 00:28:45,562 Ready? 436 00:28:46,229 --> 00:28:47,480 -Ready. -Yep. 437 00:28:48,940 --> 00:28:50,692 -Oh, okay. 438 00:28:52,068 --> 00:28:53,361 That shit leaking. 439 00:28:58,241 --> 00:29:01,411 Wait, hold on. My shit ain't working. I think it ran out of blood. 440 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:04,164 -Oh, shit! -Oh, shit. 441 00:29:04,247 --> 00:29:06,958 Oh, shit! 442 00:29:07,041 --> 00:29:09,919 All that blood was just in his boner. 443 00:29:10,003 --> 00:29:12,922 Max, don't laugh, okay? John, relax. This blood is serving you. 444 00:29:13,006 --> 00:29:15,592 I did not sign up for this shit to serve me in my mouth. 445 00:29:15,675 --> 00:29:18,219 This shit's still warm. I think he got a fever. 446 00:29:18,303 --> 00:29:21,723 You know what you signed up for. You want to go platinum, John? 447 00:29:21,806 --> 00:29:24,434 Things can get messy when you make a deal with the devil. 448 00:29:24,517 --> 00:29:25,560 Now collect it. 449 00:29:25,643 --> 00:29:26,895 -Like this? -There you go. 450 00:29:26,978 --> 00:29:30,440 How long is this gonna take? I just want my shit to come true. 451 00:29:31,191 --> 00:29:33,651 Allison, you'll all get what you want. 452 00:29:38,990 --> 00:29:40,408 Okay, let's go. 453 00:29:42,702 --> 00:29:45,079 I don't think this is funny. Look at my outfit. 454 00:29:45,163 --> 00:29:47,916 I just got this shit, you feel me? Thirty percent off. 455 00:29:47,999 --> 00:29:50,668 Macy's. Top rack. I don't play games. 456 00:29:50,752 --> 00:29:52,420 You look like Carrie, 457 00:29:52,504 --> 00:29:55,006 -but black. -Carrie would've been better black. 458 00:29:55,089 --> 00:29:57,634 She would have been covered in Hennessy, all right? 459 00:29:57,717 --> 00:30:00,345 What are you wearing? Looking like Big Bird's side bitch. 460 00:30:00,428 --> 00:30:03,556 I just came from a game. That's why I'm wearing this, obviously. 461 00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:05,016 I was not gonna miss this. 462 00:30:06,476 --> 00:30:10,313 Look at this shit. That would go viral so hard. 463 00:30:10,396 --> 00:30:12,190 I mean, nobody's done human sacrifice. 464 00:30:12,273 --> 00:30:14,234 People have always done human sacrifice. 465 00:30:14,317 --> 00:30:18,238 Yeah, but, like... not in America with hot people. 466 00:30:18,321 --> 00:30:20,615 Sonya, get the cases. 467 00:30:21,074 --> 00:30:23,618 Listen, when you're done being totally useless, 468 00:30:23,701 --> 00:30:27,622 get a rag and wipe Sacrifice Samuel out my damn eye. OMG. 469 00:30:27,705 --> 00:30:28,790 Hey. 470 00:30:28,873 --> 00:30:29,874 Nice one, John. 471 00:30:29,958 --> 00:30:32,252 Oh, my God. 472 00:30:32,794 --> 00:30:35,129 I've got Sacrifice Samuel all over me. 473 00:30:36,172 --> 00:30:37,298 What's in the box? 474 00:30:42,470 --> 00:30:45,974 Yo, so, Bee, why do you need the book if you already know what to do? 475 00:30:46,099 --> 00:30:48,309 It's like Jesus asking directions to heaven. 476 00:30:48,518 --> 00:30:49,936 Just fucking go up, you know? 477 00:30:50,478 --> 00:30:54,107 Well, the Jews have their scrolls, 478 00:30:54,190 --> 00:30:55,984 Christians have their Bibles, 479 00:30:56,067 --> 00:30:57,861 and the devil has his verses. 480 00:30:58,403 --> 00:31:00,822 Don't touch it. It's very old and very delicate. 481 00:31:01,364 --> 00:31:02,282 It's the only one. 482 00:31:02,991 --> 00:31:05,618 You recite the verse while the blood hits the page. 483 00:31:05,702 --> 00:31:07,328 Without it, none of this happens. 484 00:31:09,330 --> 00:31:13,251 Let's get started before we head upstairs and get the blood of the innocent. 485 00:31:26,306 --> 00:31:27,432 911, what's your emergency? 486 00:31:27,515 --> 00:31:30,476 My name is Cole Johnson. A guy was murdered in my living room. 487 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:33,438 The address is, uh... 2455 Bigby Drive. 488 00:31:33,521 --> 00:31:36,941 -Can you please send someone? -Are the attackers still in the house? 489 00:31:37,025 --> 00:31:38,610 They're downstairs having a blast. 490 00:31:38,693 --> 00:31:40,653 -How many are there, Cole? -Too many. 491 00:31:40,737 --> 00:31:44,407 Can you please get my mom? She's at the Hyatt in the city. 492 00:31:44,574 --> 00:31:45,533 Living large. 493 00:31:45,617 --> 00:31:49,162 Of course, Cole. Now listen to me. It's important that you stay hidden. 494 00:31:50,330 --> 00:31:53,458 -I gotta protect myself. Thanks. -Do not do that. No, no, no-- 495 00:32:20,109 --> 00:32:23,655 -Okay. 496 00:32:36,834 --> 00:32:39,545 ...we shed about 15 percent of our dead cells. 497 00:32:39,629 --> 00:32:40,588 Whoo! 498 00:32:42,090 --> 00:32:44,175 Yo, this kid's hobby must be getting bullied. 499 00:32:45,969 --> 00:32:47,387 He's reading The Secret? 500 00:32:47,470 --> 00:32:50,056 He's ten years old. What secret he need to know? 501 00:32:50,556 --> 00:32:51,599 Won't he hear us? 502 00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:54,978 With the amount of drugs I gave him? Hell, no. 503 00:32:55,687 --> 00:32:59,691 -Good boy. Pretty boy. -Do you have the needle? 504 00:33:01,776 --> 00:33:03,194 Of course, I have the needle. 505 00:33:08,366 --> 00:33:11,202 You know, there is a faster way to get all that blood. 506 00:33:12,412 --> 00:33:14,038 What happens when you kill someone? 507 00:33:14,122 --> 00:33:16,374 They lose, like, all they Instagram followers. 508 00:33:16,457 --> 00:33:19,502 -Oh, my God, that would suck. -No, they die. 509 00:33:19,585 --> 00:33:21,838 And then I'd have to find another innocent kid. 510 00:33:21,921 --> 00:33:25,633 And all of this only works if we get that top-shelf pure shit. 511 00:33:27,093 --> 00:33:29,345 And Cole is basically a faucet of that for us. 512 00:33:41,524 --> 00:33:43,192 After this, we finish the ritual... 513 00:33:44,277 --> 00:33:45,737 and your wish comes true. 514 00:33:49,198 --> 00:33:50,825 -Damn, I missed the vein. -Mm. 515 00:33:53,036 --> 00:33:55,455 Premium real estate. Go for it. 516 00:34:09,135 --> 00:34:10,720 Wait, you gotta give him a Band-Aid. 517 00:34:10,803 --> 00:34:12,472 Okay. Let's go mix some blood. 518 00:34:12,555 --> 00:34:13,765 John, alley-oop. 519 00:34:14,849 --> 00:34:15,933 LeBron James. 520 00:34:19,145 --> 00:34:19,979 Good boy. 521 00:35:49,110 --> 00:35:50,111 Why is he shirtless? 522 00:35:51,445 --> 00:35:55,032 -That's your first question? -How can you ask that? Just look at him. 523 00:35:55,116 --> 00:35:56,200 I still don't get it. 524 00:36:01,622 --> 00:36:02,874 Give him a cookie. 525 00:36:05,126 --> 00:36:07,962 -No, thanks. -Eat the cookie. 526 00:36:08,546 --> 00:36:11,132 I just don't really like cookies, okay? Bee knows that. 527 00:36:13,467 --> 00:36:15,595 You'll feel better if you eat. You fainted. 528 00:36:15,678 --> 00:36:16,596 No, I didn't. 529 00:36:16,679 --> 00:36:17,513 Yes, you did. 530 00:36:18,681 --> 00:36:19,849 After I took your blood, 531 00:36:19,932 --> 00:36:22,310 I waited in the room, because something felt off. 532 00:36:22,393 --> 00:36:25,229 I crouched behind the door. A few seconds later, you got up, 533 00:36:25,313 --> 00:36:27,940 tied a sheet to your bed, threw the sheet out the window. 534 00:36:28,024 --> 00:36:30,359 And then you fainted. So, you know... 535 00:36:30,443 --> 00:36:32,361 Your blood sugar is low. Eat the cookie. 536 00:36:38,451 --> 00:36:39,327 Are you mad at me? 537 00:36:39,911 --> 00:36:41,495 Cookie. 538 00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:45,416 This is gonna be so good. 539 00:36:47,084 --> 00:36:47,919 What the... 540 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:50,087 Oh, there you go. 541 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:52,006 There you go. 542 00:36:55,426 --> 00:36:56,427 That's a good boy. 543 00:37:04,727 --> 00:37:07,271 -Why are you awake, Cole? -Because I couldn't sleep. 544 00:37:07,355 --> 00:37:09,232 -I don't believe you. -Okay, fine. I-- 545 00:37:09,315 --> 00:37:10,900 I was gonna go smoke in the woods. 546 00:37:10,983 --> 00:37:12,693 You were gonna go smoke in the woods. 547 00:37:13,861 --> 00:37:17,073 Yeah. You know, like... marijuana. 548 00:37:17,156 --> 00:37:19,742 You weren't gonna share with your boy? Come on, man. 549 00:37:19,825 --> 00:37:22,495 We could've got high, listen to my mix tape. My shit's fire. 550 00:37:22,578 --> 00:37:24,956 -I wanna smoke pot. -Why didn't you drink the shot? 551 00:37:25,039 --> 00:37:27,375 Why is he shirtless? Why did you take my blood? 552 00:37:27,458 --> 00:37:30,002 -Cole. -Okay. Fine. Because I don't like alcohol. 553 00:37:30,086 --> 00:37:32,713 I just drank it because I wanted you to think I was cool. 554 00:37:35,841 --> 00:37:37,760 Why did you give a 12-year-old alcohol? 555 00:37:37,843 --> 00:37:40,513 'Cause I put shit in that alcohol that makes them conk out 556 00:37:40,596 --> 00:37:41,764 for eight hours or more. 557 00:37:43,391 --> 00:37:44,517 What else did you see? 558 00:37:45,893 --> 00:37:47,395 I just see you. 559 00:37:48,187 --> 00:37:51,148 And these assholes, who I don't know, in my house. 560 00:37:54,026 --> 00:37:57,363 -Why is his shirt covered in blood? -No one would let me borrow a shirt. 561 00:37:58,322 --> 00:38:00,366 -That's not even an answer. -Oh, my God. 562 00:38:00,449 --> 00:38:03,953 Does he not see the mirror behind him? We can see you cutting the rope. 563 00:38:05,705 --> 00:38:06,789 Well, he does now. 564 00:38:09,166 --> 00:38:11,210 Aw, it's so cute, you're still cutting the rope. 565 00:38:11,294 --> 00:38:13,838 Look at you. You're really trying there, aren't you? 566 00:38:15,131 --> 00:38:17,717 -Why are you cutting ropes? -I don't like being tied up. 567 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,677 -Why do you have a knife? -It was a gift. 568 00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:20,636 Oh, my God. 569 00:38:21,262 --> 00:38:22,638 He's still cutting the ropes. 570 00:38:23,180 --> 00:38:25,141 Determined little fucker, aren't you? 571 00:38:26,642 --> 00:38:29,145 Look, I won't tell anyone. 572 00:38:29,228 --> 00:38:31,689 Okay? You know me. I'm good with secrets. 573 00:38:32,064 --> 00:38:34,442 I won't tell my parents that you were having an orgy 574 00:38:34,525 --> 00:38:35,860 and needed my blood to do it. 575 00:38:42,450 --> 00:38:44,493 Do you even know what an orgy is? 576 00:38:45,036 --> 00:38:47,079 I'm guessing it's something sad people do 577 00:38:47,163 --> 00:38:49,540 'cause they want other sad people to like them, 578 00:38:50,041 --> 00:38:53,044 and they can forget for one minute how sad they are in general. 579 00:38:54,128 --> 00:38:56,005 That's actually a pretty good answer. 580 00:38:56,630 --> 00:38:58,799 It was for a science project, okay? 581 00:38:59,550 --> 00:39:00,384 The orgy? 582 00:39:00,926 --> 00:39:02,386 No. The blood. 583 00:39:02,470 --> 00:39:04,722 Orgy is when a bunch of people have sex together. 584 00:39:04,805 --> 00:39:06,057 We wouldn't need your blood for that. 585 00:39:09,060 --> 00:39:10,728 You could've just asked. 586 00:39:11,312 --> 00:39:13,773 I would've let you have some blood for science. 587 00:39:13,898 --> 00:39:15,649 I knew you were afraid of needles. 588 00:39:15,733 --> 00:39:17,693 This was clearly a misunderstanding. 589 00:39:17,777 --> 00:39:18,944 Sonya, untie him. 590 00:39:19,945 --> 00:39:21,989 I'm sorry we scared you, Cole. We good? 591 00:39:24,450 --> 00:39:25,910 -Oh, shit. 592 00:39:26,786 --> 00:39:28,746 -Shut up! -Holy fuck! 593 00:39:28,829 --> 00:39:30,873 -Not good. -Fucking police. 594 00:39:31,457 --> 00:39:33,209 Why are the cops outside, Cole? 595 00:39:33,542 --> 00:39:35,211 -I don't know. -Did you call them? 596 00:39:35,294 --> 00:39:38,005 -No. You said you were in the room. -Makes me think you saw something 597 00:39:38,089 --> 00:39:40,466 that scared you enough to call the cops. Right, Cole? 598 00:39:42,176 --> 00:39:43,844 -Oh, fuck! 599 00:39:43,928 --> 00:39:45,012 Answer me, Cole. 600 00:39:45,554 --> 00:39:47,973 Help! Help! I'm tied up inside! They're about-- 601 00:39:48,849 --> 00:39:50,101 Ow. 602 00:39:51,102 --> 00:39:52,728 -Oh, shit! -Everybody, freeze! 603 00:39:52,812 --> 00:39:55,356 Hands up, now! Put your hands up! Now! 604 00:39:55,439 --> 00:39:56,482 -Now! -Here we go. 605 00:39:56,565 --> 00:39:57,942 -Hands up! -Oh! 606 00:39:59,902 --> 00:40:01,695 -Shit! 607 00:40:01,779 --> 00:40:05,324 Hands up. Don't shoot, man. Black lives matter, too. You feel me? 608 00:40:05,408 --> 00:40:06,867 Bee! 609 00:40:06,992 --> 00:40:07,952 -Oh! -Oh, shit! 610 00:40:08,744 --> 00:40:09,829 Titty gone! 611 00:40:10,371 --> 00:40:11,497 Titty gone! 612 00:40:11,580 --> 00:40:14,667 Don't you move. Keep your hands up. Nobody move! 613 00:40:15,835 --> 00:40:17,503 -Don't you move. 614 00:40:17,586 --> 00:40:18,921 Chill with the gun stuff. 615 00:40:19,004 --> 00:40:21,090 Chill. You Mexican, right? Look, I speak Spa-- 616 00:40:21,173 --> 00:40:23,217 Lo siento, my nigga, lo siento. 617 00:40:26,470 --> 00:40:28,431 -Are you serious? 618 00:40:31,767 --> 00:40:33,144 Max, what you doing, man? 619 00:40:33,227 --> 00:40:35,563 -Max, what you doing, man? -No, no, no! 620 00:40:36,313 --> 00:40:37,565 -Oh. 621 00:40:40,484 --> 00:40:41,318 No! 622 00:40:43,028 --> 00:40:44,280 Harder. 623 00:40:48,367 --> 00:40:49,410 Whoo! 624 00:40:49,493 --> 00:40:52,288 Look, man. Three out of four people got an STD. 625 00:40:52,455 --> 00:40:54,039 I got two people's blood on me. 626 00:40:54,540 --> 00:40:57,293 You do the math. I got AIDS. I know I got AIDS. 627 00:40:57,376 --> 00:40:58,669 You killed him! 628 00:40:59,170 --> 00:41:01,422 -Kind of your fault, bud. -Are you insane? 629 00:41:01,505 --> 00:41:02,840 No, Cole. I'm just trying-- 630 00:41:02,923 --> 00:41:06,594 What's the status of that 187 call on Bigby Drive? 631 00:41:09,388 --> 00:41:10,431 Look, man. 632 00:41:10,514 --> 00:41:12,766 I can't go to jail. Y'all killed the cops, man. 633 00:41:12,850 --> 00:41:14,560 I ain't involved with this shit. 634 00:41:14,727 --> 00:41:16,103 It's fine. Max, pick it up. 635 00:41:17,730 --> 00:41:19,064 It's the statistics. 636 00:41:19,148 --> 00:41:21,650 They say you either end up in jail or dead. 637 00:41:22,151 --> 00:41:24,069 It's gonna be both for me, Bee. 638 00:41:24,153 --> 00:41:26,864 -What's the code for "all clear"? -What's your status? 639 00:41:27,406 --> 00:41:28,991 Just say "all clear." 640 00:41:29,074 --> 00:41:30,534 Why would he know cop codes? 641 00:41:32,203 --> 00:41:34,121 Stop screaming and act like an adult. 642 00:41:34,205 --> 00:41:36,081 What's the code? I know you know it. 643 00:41:36,165 --> 00:41:38,209 Little boy here a nerd. Tell them the codes. 644 00:41:38,792 --> 00:41:39,710 What's the code? 645 00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:42,046 -Ten-fifty-three. -Punch that shit in. 646 00:41:42,546 --> 00:41:45,049 -Bynak, you there? -Wait. 647 00:41:47,551 --> 00:41:50,012 You don't get it. You look away when you lie. 648 00:41:52,056 --> 00:41:54,141 You look me in the eyes and tell me the truth. 649 00:41:54,225 --> 00:41:55,976 What is the code for "all clear"? 650 00:42:02,650 --> 00:42:05,027 It's 10-4. Obviously. 651 00:42:05,110 --> 00:42:07,279 What's "we're taking a break to get food"? 652 00:42:07,363 --> 00:42:09,406 -Say we're taking a break to-- -Cole. 653 00:42:09,573 --> 00:42:11,450 Officer Bynak, you need backup? 654 00:42:11,867 --> 00:42:13,077 Code seven. 655 00:42:17,623 --> 00:42:19,875 Ten-four, all clear. We're code seven. 656 00:42:25,506 --> 00:42:26,632 Ten-four. Enjoy your double-double. 657 00:42:30,135 --> 00:42:31,387 Should've been a cop. 658 00:42:37,017 --> 00:42:37,935 Shit. 659 00:42:38,018 --> 00:42:39,645 Ow, ow! 660 00:42:41,188 --> 00:42:42,690 Oh, my God. Guys. 661 00:42:43,148 --> 00:42:45,526 Oh, my God! 662 00:42:45,609 --> 00:42:47,945 Fucking help me. What are you doing? 663 00:42:48,237 --> 00:42:50,489 Oh, my God. He shot me in the boob. 664 00:42:50,573 --> 00:42:53,367 What kind of dick shoots a girl in the boob? 665 00:42:54,577 --> 00:42:58,205 -I did not sign up for this shit. -Stop complaining. Stop all your whining. 666 00:42:58,289 --> 00:43:01,208 They're totally gonna stop growing. They weren't even done. 667 00:43:01,292 --> 00:43:03,127 Sometimes you gotta settle, all right? 668 00:43:03,210 --> 00:43:05,504 I got a cousin Chantelle, titties flat. 669 00:43:05,588 --> 00:43:06,922 Personality real good. 670 00:43:07,006 --> 00:43:08,465 Ow. Oh, my God. 671 00:43:08,549 --> 00:43:10,467 -Ow! You fucking bitch. 672 00:43:10,551 --> 00:43:11,719 What's wrong with you? 673 00:43:12,845 --> 00:43:16,140 -Get away from me with your fucking beret. -She's gonna bleed out. 674 00:43:17,057 --> 00:43:18,017 What? No. 675 00:43:18,100 --> 00:43:20,185 What do you mean, I'm gonna bleed? 676 00:43:20,269 --> 00:43:22,438 Can we just stick a tampon in it or something? 677 00:43:22,938 --> 00:43:25,983 Oh, my God. We need to call an ambulance, guys. 678 00:43:26,066 --> 00:43:28,819 I need an ambulance. I don't wanna lose my boob. 679 00:43:28,902 --> 00:43:29,945 I can't do that. 680 00:43:30,029 --> 00:43:30,863 What? 681 00:43:31,697 --> 00:43:32,656 Why not? 682 00:43:32,740 --> 00:43:35,075 Because your boob was shot by a now-dead cop. 683 00:43:35,159 --> 00:43:36,327 Have fun explaining that. 684 00:43:36,410 --> 00:43:38,787 No dude's gonna motorboat these, Bee. 685 00:43:40,581 --> 00:43:43,042 How you like it? You want them quick or you want them long? 686 00:43:43,125 --> 00:43:46,045 You want a little spit on them? 687 00:43:48,213 --> 00:43:49,048 Cole! 688 00:43:49,340 --> 00:43:51,175 -Oh, my God. -Hey, hey, hey. 689 00:43:51,258 --> 00:43:53,594 Who's gonna want to suck on my nipples? 690 00:43:53,886 --> 00:43:54,720 No one. 691 00:43:54,803 --> 00:43:56,889 Cole. Come here, Cole. Stop running. 692 00:43:57,389 --> 00:43:59,850 Come here, little baby. Yeah. Come here, buddy. 693 00:43:59,933 --> 00:44:01,935 Just wanna talk. Just wanna talk. 694 00:44:02,519 --> 00:44:03,729 Son of a bitch. 695 00:44:03,812 --> 00:44:05,731 Hey, this ain't Home Alone. Hey, hey, hey. 696 00:44:06,106 --> 00:44:06,940 Oh, shit. 697 00:44:18,327 --> 00:44:19,703 Oh, shit. 698 00:44:20,996 --> 00:44:23,499 Right in the jugular. Yeah! 699 00:44:26,043 --> 00:44:27,920 -Get him. -I got him. 700 00:44:28,003 --> 00:44:30,214 I'm gonna kill you with my bare hands. 701 00:44:30,297 --> 00:44:31,131 Whoo! 702 00:44:31,215 --> 00:44:33,676 -Now I gotta clean this up. -Run, Cole! 703 00:44:34,510 --> 00:44:35,803 I'm coming for you. 704 00:44:37,346 --> 00:44:38,889 Open the door, Cole. 705 00:44:41,308 --> 00:44:43,310 No locked doors, Cole! 706 00:44:43,394 --> 00:44:46,271 Open the door. We just wanna talk, Cole. 707 00:44:49,608 --> 00:44:50,901 Come on, Cole! 708 00:45:05,541 --> 00:45:07,501 Hey, Coley. How's it hanging? 709 00:45:09,878 --> 00:45:11,922 Please, don't kill me. Please. 710 00:45:15,884 --> 00:45:17,553 No. You're gonna kill me. No. 711 00:45:19,012 --> 00:45:21,390 Max. It's okay, Max. Please. 712 00:45:22,975 --> 00:45:24,143 Got you. 713 00:45:25,686 --> 00:45:26,812 Ow! 714 00:45:27,354 --> 00:45:29,606 Whoa. Deep breaths, buddy. 715 00:45:38,282 --> 00:45:39,700 I'm right on your ass, Coley! 716 00:45:39,783 --> 00:45:40,826 Keep moving! 717 00:45:43,245 --> 00:45:44,455 Come on, Cole! 718 00:45:47,124 --> 00:45:48,584 Where are you, you little shit? 719 00:45:49,376 --> 00:45:50,544 Cole. 720 00:45:51,420 --> 00:45:52,254 Coley. 721 00:46:22,034 --> 00:46:23,160 There's a dead guy... 722 00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:25,954 I'm sorry. 723 00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:28,874 I'm sorry. 724 00:46:35,088 --> 00:46:36,381 Okay. Okay. Okay. 725 00:46:37,883 --> 00:46:39,301 Bug spray. Blanket. 726 00:46:42,471 --> 00:46:43,305 Lighter. 727 00:46:52,272 --> 00:46:54,650 Whoa. The Fat Dragon. 728 00:46:58,737 --> 00:46:59,696 Coley! 729 00:47:02,074 --> 00:47:03,408 Cole! 730 00:47:06,745 --> 00:47:08,914 Come out and play! 731 00:48:32,623 --> 00:48:34,249 Is this where you are? 732 00:49:22,714 --> 00:49:24,675 Are you right... here? 733 00:49:36,645 --> 00:49:37,854 Good boy. 734 00:49:41,066 --> 00:49:42,734 Beautiful boy. 735 00:49:46,113 --> 00:49:47,572 So soft, so pretty. 736 00:49:47,656 --> 00:49:49,324 Coley! 737 00:49:50,450 --> 00:49:53,036 -Where's Cole? -Ugh. 738 00:49:54,413 --> 00:49:58,291 Sonya, bring your cookies and help me find this little fuck. 739 00:49:58,500 --> 00:50:00,127 I'm coming. 740 00:50:13,598 --> 00:50:14,933 Hi, Cole. 741 00:50:15,851 --> 00:50:17,185 Oh, God. 742 00:50:17,269 --> 00:50:20,772 How long do you think it'll take your parents 743 00:50:21,189 --> 00:50:23,900 to find your body down here? 744 00:50:24,526 --> 00:50:25,360 Tomorrow? 745 00:50:26,862 --> 00:50:28,155 Two days from now? 746 00:50:28,780 --> 00:50:29,906 Even later? 747 00:50:29,990 --> 00:50:34,286 Probably when your body starts to reek like cheese. 748 00:50:34,369 --> 00:50:38,081 Or we could just burn your body, Cole. 749 00:50:38,457 --> 00:50:40,292 It would be so beautiful. 750 00:50:42,961 --> 00:50:44,463 Oh, you missed. 751 00:50:47,007 --> 00:50:48,050 My nails! 752 00:50:48,759 --> 00:50:53,430 Cole! Cole! 753 00:50:57,350 --> 00:51:01,063 I'm gonna make sure you hurt before you die, Cole. 754 00:51:04,775 --> 00:51:07,319 Cut your fingers off. Every single one. 755 00:51:07,402 --> 00:51:08,779 Come here, Cole! 756 00:51:08,862 --> 00:51:11,865 I'm making a human self-centipede. Yeah! 757 00:51:16,078 --> 00:51:18,246 Human self-centipede, child! 758 00:51:18,330 --> 00:51:20,582 Gonna taste so good, Cole! 759 00:51:20,665 --> 00:51:23,168 Your mouth is gonna get sewn to your ass, Cole! 760 00:51:23,251 --> 00:51:25,045 Your mouthy ass! 761 00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:42,145 I'm still alive motherfuck-- 762 00:52:03,583 --> 00:52:05,127 Did you just blow up Sonya? 763 00:52:06,503 --> 00:52:07,337 No. 764 00:52:08,588 --> 00:52:11,091 I mean, I'm not even mad. I'm a little surprised. 765 00:52:11,466 --> 00:52:12,592 What did that? 766 00:52:13,593 --> 00:52:14,553 A firework. 767 00:52:14,636 --> 00:52:15,470 A firework? 768 00:52:15,554 --> 00:52:16,805 Holy shit. 769 00:52:17,806 --> 00:52:18,974 Damn, good for you, kid. 770 00:52:19,683 --> 00:52:20,976 That is awesome. 771 00:52:21,309 --> 00:52:23,311 So, you want a head start? 772 00:52:24,479 --> 00:52:27,274 -Come on, you're the quarterback. -Life's not fair, dude. 773 00:52:27,357 --> 00:52:28,441 You guys suck. 774 00:52:28,525 --> 00:52:29,651 You just blew up Sonya. 775 00:52:33,071 --> 00:52:34,322 You can't outrun me, Cole. 776 00:52:37,576 --> 00:52:40,370 Wait until they've almost got you, drop like a bag of rocks. 777 00:52:43,415 --> 00:52:44,666 Kick him in the dick. 778 00:52:44,749 --> 00:52:45,584 Dick. 779 00:52:55,635 --> 00:52:56,469 Whoo! 780 00:52:59,139 --> 00:53:00,432 You missed my dick. 781 00:53:01,266 --> 00:53:02,976 -No, I didn't. -Pretty sure you did. 782 00:53:03,059 --> 00:53:04,186 And I got a big dick. 783 00:53:04,978 --> 00:53:05,812 No, you don't. 784 00:53:05,896 --> 00:53:07,022 That's just hurtful. 785 00:53:09,858 --> 00:53:10,901 Please, don't-- Don't-- 786 00:53:15,071 --> 00:53:16,198 No whining. 787 00:53:16,281 --> 00:53:17,157 Save some dignity. 788 00:53:23,663 --> 00:53:26,249 -What the hell is that? 789 00:53:26,333 --> 00:53:27,792 -Huh? -It's Jeremy. 790 00:53:29,002 --> 00:53:30,086 -What? -Eggs. 791 00:53:31,129 --> 00:53:32,130 Eggs. 792 00:53:32,672 --> 00:53:33,506 Eggs? 793 00:53:33,965 --> 00:53:36,134 You gotta be shitting me. 794 00:53:36,718 --> 00:53:38,595 Somebody's egging your house? 795 00:53:46,603 --> 00:53:47,479 Who is this kid? 796 00:53:48,438 --> 00:53:49,481 Just an asshole. 797 00:53:49,564 --> 00:53:51,274 -He egg your house a lot? -Sometimes. 798 00:53:51,816 --> 00:53:54,361 -So, what are you gonna do about it? -What? 799 00:53:54,444 --> 00:53:57,572 I said, are you gonna let that little punk come on to your property, 800 00:53:57,656 --> 00:54:00,075 your family's property and disrespect you like that? 801 00:54:04,996 --> 00:54:09,042 No. Hell, no. This is America. You need to wreck his ass. 802 00:54:11,253 --> 00:54:12,837 Are you kidding me? 803 00:54:12,921 --> 00:54:15,006 Get out there and crush that bitch. 804 00:54:15,757 --> 00:54:16,591 Go. 805 00:54:20,553 --> 00:54:22,639 Well, well, well. 806 00:54:23,265 --> 00:54:24,516 It's Cole sore. 807 00:54:25,183 --> 00:54:26,559 I like your pajamas. 808 00:54:27,519 --> 00:54:29,187 -Thanks. My mom made them. 809 00:54:30,522 --> 00:54:31,690 You wanna do something? 810 00:54:33,525 --> 00:54:35,068 You know what I'm gonna do? 811 00:54:35,151 --> 00:54:36,194 What's that? 812 00:54:38,405 --> 00:54:40,240 I'm gonna take this right foot, 813 00:54:41,074 --> 00:54:44,119 and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face. 814 00:54:46,913 --> 00:54:49,499 And there's not a damn thing you can do about it. 815 00:54:49,582 --> 00:54:51,501 Really? 816 00:54:53,086 --> 00:54:54,212 Really. 817 00:54:56,381 --> 00:54:58,091 I'm gonna wreck your ass. 818 00:55:04,139 --> 00:55:06,099 What the hell was that? You must be crazy. 819 00:55:06,182 --> 00:55:08,643 Jeremy, you have to listen to me, okay? 820 00:55:08,893 --> 00:55:11,229 There's a guy over there who's trying to kill me. 821 00:55:11,313 --> 00:55:13,189 -I swear to God. -I swear to God. 822 00:55:13,273 --> 00:55:14,816 -I'm serious. -I'm serious. 823 00:55:14,899 --> 00:55:16,651 There are dead bodies in my house. 824 00:55:17,527 --> 00:55:20,530 -Wait, seriously? -The cops came. They killed the cops. 825 00:55:21,364 --> 00:55:24,409 -Where is the cop car? -They're crazy. They're covering it up. 826 00:55:24,909 --> 00:55:27,912 Okay? If you get me out of this, I'll wear a blue headband. 827 00:55:27,996 --> 00:55:30,999 I'll give you foot massages. I'll do your homework until college. 828 00:55:31,082 --> 00:55:32,417 Oh, okay, okay. 829 00:55:33,168 --> 00:55:34,002 I'll help you. 830 00:55:35,462 --> 00:55:36,338 -Really? -Yeah. 831 00:55:36,421 --> 00:55:38,798 I mean, if you die, who am I gonna pick on? 832 00:55:40,175 --> 00:55:41,009 Exactly. 833 00:55:41,468 --> 00:55:43,303 Okay, so, here's the plan. 834 00:55:43,803 --> 00:55:45,972 On three, we're gonna make a run for my bike. 835 00:55:46,056 --> 00:55:48,767 -You're gonna ride in the back. All right? -Thank you. 836 00:55:50,018 --> 00:55:51,436 One, two-- 837 00:55:55,982 --> 00:55:58,151 Have fun getting murdered, colon cancer. 838 00:55:59,277 --> 00:56:00,236 Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. 839 00:56:01,154 --> 00:56:02,322 Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. 840 00:56:07,952 --> 00:56:09,329 You talk too much. 841 00:56:10,038 --> 00:56:11,623 Crack him in the face next time. 842 00:56:13,208 --> 00:56:15,210 Not bad. At least you stood up for yourself. 843 00:56:16,836 --> 00:56:18,213 You gonna let me go now? 844 00:56:21,841 --> 00:56:22,675 No. 845 00:56:25,387 --> 00:56:27,555 But if you kill me, you won't get what you want. 846 00:56:28,056 --> 00:56:29,516 No, I'm not like the others. 847 00:56:29,599 --> 00:56:31,267 I came here to kill people. 848 00:56:34,229 --> 00:56:36,648 Yes! That's what I'm talking about, Cole! 849 00:56:36,731 --> 00:56:38,441 Come on, buddy! Whoo! 850 00:56:40,944 --> 00:56:42,112 Come on, Coley. 851 00:56:42,695 --> 00:56:45,657 Come on, buddy. I'm right behind you. Move your ass, Cole. 852 00:56:46,241 --> 00:56:47,492 Whoo! 853 00:56:48,284 --> 00:56:49,452 Coming for you. 854 00:56:49,702 --> 00:56:51,329 -Whoo! 855 00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:53,623 Come on, buddy. Get moving. 856 00:56:57,043 --> 00:56:58,128 Come on, buddy. 857 00:56:58,753 --> 00:56:59,587 Let's go! 858 00:57:00,588 --> 00:57:02,507 Come on! Get up there! Come on! 859 00:57:03,383 --> 00:57:04,884 Coley. 860 00:57:05,677 --> 00:57:08,096 Come down and play. 861 00:57:12,434 --> 00:57:13,393 Coley. 862 00:57:16,187 --> 00:57:17,021 Come on, Cole. 863 00:57:19,524 --> 00:57:22,026 Chi-chi-chi, chi-chi-chi, ah 864 00:57:23,820 --> 00:57:26,322 Chi-chi-chi, chi-chi-chi, ah 865 00:57:27,323 --> 00:57:28,825 Stuck in the tree. 866 00:57:29,242 --> 00:57:30,952 No way down! 867 00:57:33,455 --> 00:57:35,415 Coley. 868 00:57:38,418 --> 00:57:40,753 Coley. 869 00:57:42,922 --> 00:57:44,215 Coley. 870 00:57:49,596 --> 00:57:50,513 Where is he? 871 00:58:11,493 --> 00:58:13,036 You're a badass kid. 872 00:58:13,703 --> 00:58:14,662 Relax, Max. 873 00:58:17,999 --> 00:58:19,501 You don't have to do this. 874 00:58:19,584 --> 00:58:22,170 Well, I kind of have to do this. 875 00:58:23,838 --> 00:58:26,883 Don't worry. I'm not gonna let you die with egg on your face. 876 00:58:27,717 --> 00:58:29,010 You poor bastard. 877 00:58:29,093 --> 00:58:30,929 You deserve better than this. 878 00:58:37,936 --> 00:58:40,188 Tonight you get an honorable death. 879 00:58:40,688 --> 00:58:42,565 Tonight you die a man. 880 00:58:43,483 --> 00:58:44,609 I don't wanna die a man. 881 00:59:06,256 --> 00:59:07,840 Why are there guns? 882 00:59:18,017 --> 00:59:19,310 Come here. Come here. 883 00:59:20,562 --> 00:59:23,147 -Was that a gun? -I got the two guys and the Asian girl. 884 00:59:23,231 --> 00:59:25,984 -The cheerleader got shot. It's just Bee. -What is going on? 885 00:59:26,067 --> 00:59:29,153 Bee murdered the geek. Stole my blood. Tied me up. Killed the cops. 886 00:59:29,237 --> 00:59:31,573 -You're really freaking me out. -I'm... sorry. 887 00:59:32,949 --> 00:59:33,783 Bee is bad? 888 00:59:35,785 --> 00:59:37,078 Yeah. Bee is bad. 889 00:59:37,662 --> 00:59:39,706 -Where's your dad? -Out with some Protestant. 890 00:59:39,789 --> 00:59:43,001 -But his car's here. -She picked him up. He's really desperate. 891 00:59:43,501 --> 00:59:45,753 Am I the only one that still has a babysitter? 892 00:59:46,504 --> 00:59:47,380 Yeah. 893 00:59:48,339 --> 00:59:50,425 -So, what do we do? -Pray. 894 00:59:51,384 --> 00:59:53,511 -Okay. -I was kidding. 895 00:59:53,595 --> 00:59:55,888 -Oh. -But it's probably a great idea, though. 896 01:00:00,476 --> 01:00:01,311 Come on. 897 01:00:09,736 --> 01:00:12,071 -You think she can get in here? -Not if it's locked. 898 01:00:12,614 --> 01:00:14,574 Your door automatically locks, right? 899 01:00:17,410 --> 01:00:18,244 Nope. 900 01:02:21,033 --> 01:02:23,995 -I shouldn't have gotten you into this. -You were being shot at. 901 01:02:24,078 --> 01:02:25,913 Especially because I was being shot at. 902 01:02:25,997 --> 01:02:28,833 You're my best friend, I'm sorry. I'm gonna take care of this. 903 01:02:28,916 --> 01:02:30,293 -Do you have your phone? -Yeah. 904 01:02:30,376 --> 01:02:33,921 -Call the cops. Tell them it's a 10-53. -Why do you know cop codes? 905 01:02:34,464 --> 01:02:37,467 Because I used to wanna be a cop when I grew up. 906 01:02:39,469 --> 01:02:40,720 You never told me that. 907 01:02:41,262 --> 01:02:43,181 I know. I only told Bee. 908 01:02:46,976 --> 01:02:47,810 Are you okay? 909 01:02:50,188 --> 01:02:51,481 I've had a really bad night. 910 01:03:02,617 --> 01:03:06,996 Uh... The last guy I saw get kissed got stabbed in the head by two knives. 911 01:03:11,334 --> 01:03:14,086 Just because she's a psychopath doesn't mean women are evil. 912 01:03:16,214 --> 01:03:17,131 I know that. 913 01:03:20,426 --> 01:03:21,886 I wish all girls were like you. 914 01:03:26,808 --> 01:03:28,142 I'm gonna put an end to this. 915 01:03:29,101 --> 01:03:29,977 What are you doing? 916 01:03:30,061 --> 01:03:32,563 -Keeping you safe. -The lock is on the inside, dumbass. 917 01:03:35,399 --> 01:03:36,609 That was sweet of you. 918 01:03:39,821 --> 01:03:41,322 I'm really excited we kissed. 919 01:03:41,906 --> 01:03:43,991 Me, too. Let's make out next time. 920 01:03:45,326 --> 01:03:46,160 Okay. Bye. 921 01:03:51,624 --> 01:03:53,251 Come and get me, Bee! 922 01:03:54,293 --> 01:03:55,419 I'm right here! 923 01:03:55,628 --> 01:03:56,963 It's just you and me! 924 01:03:57,255 --> 01:03:58,548 It's just you and me! 925 01:03:59,215 --> 01:04:00,883 What, you're gonna get shy now?! 926 01:04:01,634 --> 01:04:03,219 I'm going towards my house! 927 01:04:03,469 --> 01:04:04,762 I'm right here, Bee! 928 01:04:04,929 --> 01:04:06,097 I'm right here! 929 01:04:08,808 --> 01:04:09,976 What the hell? 930 01:04:10,893 --> 01:04:12,812 Oh, my God. Where is everything? 931 01:04:20,653 --> 01:04:21,904 Oh, my God. 932 01:06:07,927 --> 01:06:11,013 "Sacrifice... Get your dreams..." 933 01:06:17,603 --> 01:06:19,814 -Get off me! -I'm gonna kill you! 934 01:06:20,773 --> 01:06:22,233 I'm gonna kill you! 935 01:06:24,527 --> 01:06:25,820 Oh, my God! 936 01:06:25,903 --> 01:06:27,029 Oh, my God! 937 01:06:28,239 --> 01:06:30,700 What's wrong with you, you little pervert? 938 01:06:30,783 --> 01:06:34,203 What? You can't make me feel bad because I defended myself. 939 01:06:34,286 --> 01:06:38,290 I knew you wanted me this whole time, upstairs in your little room jerking off. 940 01:06:38,374 --> 01:06:40,835 -You're just sick. -You were trying to kill me. 941 01:06:40,918 --> 01:06:43,462 I wasn't trying to kill you by punching your dick. 942 01:06:43,546 --> 01:06:46,590 I've never felt so violated before. 943 01:06:47,174 --> 01:06:48,009 Oh, God. 944 01:06:48,551 --> 01:06:52,179 I only signed up for this dumb shit so I could have my dream job. 945 01:06:52,263 --> 01:06:54,181 And instead, what do I have now, huh? 946 01:06:55,349 --> 01:06:56,183 This. 947 01:06:56,726 --> 01:07:00,438 One deflated, ugly boob. 948 01:07:00,521 --> 01:07:03,232 My life is basically over. 949 01:07:04,692 --> 01:07:08,988 I-- I mean... you're still super hot. 950 01:07:09,071 --> 01:07:10,781 What kind of job do you want? 951 01:07:12,825 --> 01:07:13,659 Journalist. 952 01:07:17,079 --> 01:07:18,581 See, that's perfect. 953 01:07:18,789 --> 01:07:22,001 Because you're super smart, and you're hot, 954 01:07:22,084 --> 01:07:24,045 -and really driven. -Thank you. 955 01:07:24,128 --> 01:07:26,881 I could be wrong, but I don't think it would be hard for you 956 01:07:26,964 --> 01:07:28,549 to have a cool life. 957 01:07:29,216 --> 01:07:30,051 Really? 958 01:07:30,551 --> 01:07:33,804 You think so? You think maybe we could walk out of this whole thing? 959 01:07:34,555 --> 01:07:38,059 Just call the police and just, you know, forget this ever happened? 960 01:07:38,142 --> 01:07:38,976 Yeah. 961 01:07:39,477 --> 01:07:40,311 Exactly. 962 01:07:40,394 --> 01:07:43,606 Do you think I give a fuck what you're talking about? 963 01:07:57,328 --> 01:07:58,704 Knife. Where's the knife? 964 01:08:01,499 --> 01:08:03,084 Oh! Dishwasher. 965 01:08:05,711 --> 01:08:06,545 Mom. 966 01:08:08,547 --> 01:08:11,050 Are you the one that put the knife in the dishwasher? 967 01:08:11,634 --> 01:08:12,468 I think so. 968 01:08:12,635 --> 01:08:15,054 Can you not do that? It goes in the butcher block. 969 01:08:18,140 --> 01:08:19,141 Yoo-hoo! 970 01:08:20,768 --> 01:08:21,811 Looking for this? 971 01:08:22,686 --> 01:08:23,979 You still think I'm pretty? 972 01:08:32,071 --> 01:08:34,532 Oh, you think I'm scared of a little fire, huh? 973 01:08:34,615 --> 01:08:36,200 You are dying. 974 01:08:36,534 --> 01:08:38,494 You, you are dying. 975 01:08:38,786 --> 01:08:40,079 You ruined my life. 976 01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:45,126 And now, I'm gonna ruin yours! 977 01:08:51,674 --> 01:08:53,342 Holy shit. 978 01:08:56,262 --> 01:08:58,681 I found this in the cop car. That was so graphic. 979 01:09:01,267 --> 01:09:02,726 She was so annoying. 980 01:09:05,729 --> 01:09:06,814 I wanna throw up. 981 01:09:06,897 --> 01:09:07,857 You and me both. 982 01:09:09,275 --> 01:09:10,109 Where's Sonya? 983 01:09:10,401 --> 01:09:12,486 Blown up. Crawlspace. Where are the cops? 984 01:09:12,570 --> 01:09:13,863 Ditched them with the car. 985 01:09:15,406 --> 01:09:16,782 Now I gotta skip town again. 986 01:09:17,283 --> 01:09:19,368 And that leaves you, and what to do with you. 987 01:09:19,451 --> 01:09:22,288 -Any suggestions? -Are you gonna shoot me? 988 01:09:22,830 --> 01:09:23,664 No. 989 01:09:24,081 --> 01:09:27,835 No. I was just shooting around you, 'cause I thought you'd put your hands up. 990 01:09:31,755 --> 01:09:33,048 I will burn your book! 991 01:09:36,385 --> 01:09:37,219 Cole. 992 01:09:39,471 --> 01:09:42,808 -Cole, listen to me. -No. 993 01:09:42,892 --> 01:09:45,144 -Cole, listen to me. -No, Bee! You listen to me! 994 01:09:46,228 --> 01:09:50,983 I've been hunted, you've stolen my blood, killed people, 995 01:09:51,066 --> 01:09:53,986 shot at me, and just been general assholes all night. 996 01:09:54,069 --> 01:09:56,947 So, I wanna know what the hell's going on. 997 01:09:57,364 --> 01:10:00,743 Cole, you're too young to understand, okay? Just trust me. 998 01:10:00,826 --> 01:10:01,952 Fuck you! 999 01:10:02,036 --> 01:10:02,870 Cole. 1000 01:10:02,953 --> 01:10:04,705 No. You know what? You deserved that. 1001 01:10:04,788 --> 01:10:09,126 What, just because I'm 12 means I get to be treated like total shit 1002 01:10:09,210 --> 01:10:11,879 by you and Jeremy and everyone else? 1003 01:10:11,962 --> 01:10:14,840 You know what? You're Don Draper from Mad Men. 1004 01:10:15,090 --> 01:10:17,968 How he's all cool and handsome and everybody loves him, 1005 01:10:18,052 --> 01:10:21,013 then he goes home and you find out he has a wife the whole time. 1006 01:10:21,096 --> 01:10:24,642 -He's such a piece of shit! -Did you just ruin Mad Men for me? 1007 01:10:25,476 --> 01:10:27,519 It's not even on anymore. You'll live. 1008 01:10:27,603 --> 01:10:28,729 Still. 1009 01:10:31,232 --> 01:10:34,151 -What happens when you leave here? -What do you mean? 1010 01:10:34,235 --> 01:10:35,945 -I will burn this! -Okay. 1011 01:10:36,153 --> 01:10:38,614 Cole... what do you want to know? 1012 01:10:41,242 --> 01:10:42,326 What's the blood for? 1013 01:10:42,660 --> 01:10:46,247 You mix the blood of the innocent with the blood of someone sacrificed, 1014 01:10:46,914 --> 01:10:48,082 recite the verses, 1015 01:10:48,165 --> 01:10:49,833 while dripping it on the page. 1016 01:10:50,876 --> 01:10:53,087 And, basically, you get whatever you want. 1017 01:10:56,715 --> 01:11:00,803 I used to be so small... and so scared. 1018 01:11:03,430 --> 01:11:06,850 Now I'm strong... and I'm confident... 1019 01:11:08,602 --> 01:11:10,229 and that's all I ever wanted. 1020 01:11:13,732 --> 01:11:15,526 And, so, that's all I was to you. 1021 01:11:18,862 --> 01:11:21,573 You just used me to get what you wanted. 1022 01:11:22,700 --> 01:11:23,534 No. 1023 01:11:25,244 --> 01:11:26,787 No, Cole. I chose you. 1024 01:11:28,289 --> 01:11:30,291 I mean, I could've shot you and not Allison, 1025 01:11:30,374 --> 01:11:31,917 but I didn't. I chose you. 1026 01:11:32,626 --> 01:11:33,919 'Cause you're the best. 1027 01:11:34,628 --> 01:11:36,255 We click, right? You're my guy. 1028 01:11:40,718 --> 01:11:42,553 I'm not the first kid, am I? 1029 01:11:49,143 --> 01:11:49,977 No. 1030 01:11:50,936 --> 01:11:53,981 And you'll leave here and just find another faucet. 1031 01:11:54,523 --> 01:11:58,485 -You heard that? -I heard everything. This is my house. 1032 01:12:00,321 --> 01:12:01,155 Okay. 1033 01:12:02,406 --> 01:12:03,282 Okay, yes. 1034 01:12:04,658 --> 01:12:07,703 And tonight sucked, but we can start again. 1035 01:12:12,374 --> 01:12:13,500 So, you have a plan? 1036 01:12:14,126 --> 01:12:16,211 Yeah. We just say they attacked us. 1037 01:12:17,546 --> 01:12:18,380 I got him. 1038 01:12:19,340 --> 01:12:20,215 Whoo! 1039 01:12:32,269 --> 01:12:34,313 Plus, dude, we would have so much fun. 1040 01:12:35,647 --> 01:12:37,483 Just you and me against the whole world. 1041 01:12:38,025 --> 01:12:39,943 No one will ever hurt you ever again. 1042 01:12:40,027 --> 01:12:43,280 There'll be nothing left to be afraid of. Isn't that what you wanted? 1043 01:12:47,743 --> 01:12:48,911 What do you say, Cole? 1044 01:12:54,208 --> 01:12:55,042 I guess... 1045 01:13:00,214 --> 01:13:01,799 I guess I have a plan, too. 1046 01:13:04,343 --> 01:13:06,011 No! 1047 01:13:06,428 --> 01:13:07,554 No! 1048 01:13:08,847 --> 01:13:09,723 No! 1049 01:13:26,865 --> 01:13:27,908 Pussy! 1050 01:13:29,952 --> 01:13:32,413 -When you're ready, you're ready. -A lot of things are scary. 1051 01:13:34,748 --> 01:13:35,958 You gotta figure out what you want... 1052 01:13:37,793 --> 01:13:40,963 -and then do what you can to get it. -Keys... 1053 01:13:43,257 --> 01:13:45,968 -Cole! 1054 01:13:50,305 --> 01:13:52,558 Ten. Two. 1055 01:14:10,993 --> 01:14:12,161 Yeah! 1056 01:15:19,186 --> 01:15:20,354 What up, Cee? 1057 01:15:22,898 --> 01:15:25,192 You drove a car into your house. 1058 01:15:28,153 --> 01:15:29,821 I really didn't see that coming. 1059 01:15:37,871 --> 01:15:39,081 You never told me... 1060 01:15:40,916 --> 01:15:42,918 your intergalactic dream team. 1061 01:15:43,877 --> 01:15:44,962 You didn't ask. 1062 01:15:45,587 --> 01:15:46,505 I should have. 1063 01:15:47,548 --> 01:15:49,591 I'm usually pretty good at that stuff. 1064 01:15:55,180 --> 01:15:56,848 Admiral Adama to lead. 1065 01:15:59,685 --> 01:16:02,312 Data for his intelligence and cool head. 1066 01:16:05,566 --> 01:16:06,608 Predator to fight. 1067 01:16:10,404 --> 01:16:11,280 Then me and you. 1068 01:16:18,203 --> 01:16:20,581 You didn't say we could add ourselves. 1069 01:16:22,416 --> 01:16:24,793 It's science fiction. You can do anything. 1070 01:16:26,461 --> 01:16:29,464 Well... I guess that's true. 1071 01:16:33,302 --> 01:16:34,678 But don't you get it yet? 1072 01:16:39,891 --> 01:16:41,393 I am the big bad. 1073 01:16:45,397 --> 01:16:46,481 I loved you. 1074 01:16:54,698 --> 01:16:59,494 I don't care about your dumb book or your stupid cult. 1075 01:17:00,871 --> 01:17:01,830 I'm an adult... 1076 01:17:02,706 --> 01:17:05,334 because when I realized you were the big bad... 1077 01:17:06,418 --> 01:17:07,461 and you betrayed me 1078 01:17:07,544 --> 01:17:09,463 and were just gonna hurt other kids, 1079 01:17:10,756 --> 01:17:12,966 I drove a stolen car through you. 1080 01:17:20,515 --> 01:17:22,184 That, I'll give you. 1081 01:17:25,771 --> 01:17:26,730 I'll see you, Cee. 1082 01:17:31,860 --> 01:17:32,694 Goodbye. 1083 01:18:14,486 --> 01:18:15,696 -Martinez. -Yeah? 1084 01:18:15,779 --> 01:18:17,406 Protect and serve, idiot. 1085 01:18:17,489 --> 01:18:19,324 -It's just a car. -Protect my car. 1086 01:18:19,408 --> 01:18:21,493 Just a car?! Just a car?! 1087 01:18:22,619 --> 01:18:24,579 Do not-- Put your hand down right now. 1088 01:18:27,124 --> 01:18:30,127 -I thought you were gonna drive away. -I couldn't leave you. 1089 01:18:31,628 --> 01:18:33,004 That was such a douche car. 1090 01:18:33,505 --> 01:18:35,507 Melanie, get over here. 1091 01:18:35,590 --> 01:18:37,676 Get back here. Now. 1092 01:18:41,138 --> 01:18:41,972 Bye. 1093 01:18:42,514 --> 01:18:43,974 Oh, my God. 1094 01:18:44,057 --> 01:18:47,102 Did you just put your face on him? Wanna go get tattoos now? 1095 01:18:47,352 --> 01:18:48,562 Yo. What happened? 1096 01:18:49,521 --> 01:18:51,231 Dude, Cole stole a car. 1097 01:18:51,314 --> 01:18:53,734 Rammed his house. Killed, like, 50 people. 1098 01:18:54,901 --> 01:18:57,154 Fifty people. 1099 01:18:57,904 --> 01:18:59,698 Hey, let's get out of here. 1100 01:19:01,491 --> 01:19:03,034 Today, y'all. Let's go. 1101 01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:11,251 The hell? 1102 01:19:14,755 --> 01:19:15,714 Cindy. 1103 01:19:16,965 --> 01:19:19,009 -Do you have my son? Please... -Cole. 1104 01:19:21,678 --> 01:19:23,680 Honey. Honey. Oh, my God. 1105 01:19:25,390 --> 01:19:26,641 Are you okay? Are you...? 1106 01:19:26,892 --> 01:19:28,727 -I'm okay. -Are you all right? 1107 01:19:28,810 --> 01:19:30,812 -Oh, my God. What happened? -Is that blood? 1108 01:19:30,896 --> 01:19:33,273 Hey. What happened? 1109 01:19:39,696 --> 01:19:41,615 I don't need a babysitter anymore.